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"Archibald, you bastard..." Irene grunts as she struggles to break free of the ropes that are holding her tight to a post in this abandoned building.
"Yeah, yeah..." Archibald shrugs. "I've been getting tired of putting up with your shit for a while now, and then you decided to try and get THAT BITCH," he says, pointing to me, "to join up with us..."
"Quit trying to blame Cecile for what YOU did!" she shouts.
"But it -is- her fault," he laughs. "She toed the line between the Tree of Life and Gauthier's personal servants," he says, pointing to Charlotte.

Wait, he has her captured too!?

I squint to get a better look at what he's pointing at, and there Charlotte is, tied up to another post with what looks like steel cords. H- how could they even get to her, she always has Loki and that owl looking out for her!

I... I can't just stand here and watch this happen, I gotta help her get fr-

"Mghfhgmmghmhhh!?"

>[1/?]

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>>33193827

Hello dream sequence, old friend, we meet again.

>>33193827
Hahahahahahaha.

Nice dream, CC. Imagine their tied up bodies more.

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>>33193827
>[2/2]

I... I've been tied up too. And there's a gag in my mouth. I don't even understand, how the hell-

And then I turn to the side, and there Mina is, right next to me all bound and gagged and unconscious like me. Oh God, they got her too and this is all my fault...

tap tap

"Mghm!?"

Someone just tapped me on the shoulder, and it's- Theresa!? That IS Theresa, right!? She's got a stupid-looking mask on, and I can't tell...

"It's okay, I'll get you out of here soon," she whispers in my ear as she undoes my gag just enough that I can speak.


>keep quiet
>ask her to do something

>>33193900

>keep quiet

>>33193900
>ask her to save Irene

She has the best chance against Archibald.

>>33193900
>keep quiet

>>33193900
>go kill Archibald you idiot. Shank him.

>>33193944
Go for the throat.

>>33193900
Best girl here to save the day.

Getting your life saved is the ultimate aphrodisiac, turned me from straight to bi

>>33193900

Keep quiet...

Is it just me or did we miss a few scenes?

>>33194128
From the looks of the OP, the voice of the branch is fucking with us in a dream.

>>33193900
>ask her to do something
"I need about tree fiddy."

>>33194169
I think it's just a normal dream. Maybe it's a sign that we're able to safely learn about the thing we're not supposed to learn about.

>>33194169

There's a difference between reaping the results and seeing the results. ... I wouldn't be too sure this is a dream.

>>33194128
I warned you guys.

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>>33194169
No, no I think this is real, and the OP was just our Branch being a smug little shit.

On a side note, I am so pissed right now that a site that gets attacked as much as 4chan does suddenly requires you to enable java script to post.. -.-

>>33193900
If she has a weapon, use it, if not get a metal pipe and beat that shit in the head until he is dead.

>>33193900
>keep quiet
and QB didn't even give us a wish for all this misery Archelon.

The only trust I think we've misplaced is trusting Theresa to not be an idiot.

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Finally, time to have shit hit the fan.

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>>33193900
Keep calm and light his face on fire.

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writing

>>33194363
What is the source of the magical gif?

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>>33194353
>Doing good is being an idiot.

>>33194353
Might be referencing Irene's trust in Archibald and/or her organization not to be gigantic dicks, which was clearly misplaced as evidenced by the current predicament.

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>>33194411

Mayoi Neko Overrun.

Before you ask, the rest of the anime isn't like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlccyxWMu3w

>>33194436
>upsetting the status quo wrt organized crime
>good
Yeah, no.

>>33194463
You know, I watched that show as it was coming out, and all I remember from it is the ping pong scene.

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>>33194474
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good to do nothing.

>>33194474
>>33194515
Well, If it was John Marcone running it with his retainer Ms. Sigrun Gard and Mr. Hendricks. Then yea, don't rock the boat.

>>33194515
As long as they aren't human traffickers, I couldn't care less.

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>>33194672
>>33194680
You gotta smite all the evil, boy.

>>33194680
What if they're mass murderers?

>>33194672
>Marcone
We're gonna need a lot more lasers.

>>33194680
They very well could be.

>>33194736
I trust their leadership to not do things that are bad for business. I'm sure any mass murders would have a very good reason.

>>33194680
Libertarian please.

>>33194515
On the other hand, that's what the police and/or Justice League are for.

Teenagers should generally stick to doing teenager stuff and maybe like doing community service or something if they feel like doing good things. Trying to play at superheroes without being physically or mentally prepared for it just gets people dead.

Of course when the badguys come at you it's a bit different, but in general one shouldn't seek out trouble. The simple act of being magic attracts enough trouble as it is without attracting more by trying to be batman in your spare time.

>>33194740
In this case, need more Fuego then.

>>33194832
Yeah because they have done such a good job.

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Staying quiet in order to keep from drawing attention to myself, I simply nod to her as she removes her hand from my shoulder and vanishes from sight.

Theresa might have shown up here to rescue us, but I hope she doesn't end up hurt herself.

"Now look who's finally awake!" Archbald says, turning away from Irene to stroll towards me. "Yanno, I oughtta thank you. Before you went and fucked up my arm, I would've been perfectly happy to take orders from Queen Bitch over there. But, well... you showed me the light, so to speak.

With a crazy look in his eye, Archibald draws his hand back and clenches it into a fist. I know what's coming, so I cringe as far back into whatever the hell this thing that we're tied to is...


>[1/?]

>>33194832
To split a hair: "I couldn't care less" implies that person (>>33194680) doesn't care at all. It is quite reasonable to care, but find oneself unable or unwilling to solve a problem.

>>33194929
>kaitou.png
Arch pls, no way her costume is that good.

>>33194929
That.... actually looks kinda cool, Theresa. Good for you, girl.

>>33194975
Theresa has had a year without friends, she probably had a costume mostly done before she got her powers

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>>33194929
>[2/2]

...but the punch never comes. When I open my eyes, Archibald's lying halfway across the room covered in blood. I dunno what Theresa did to him, but it must've been-

"Gha!" I shriek as Theresa pops into sight right in front of me.
"I got him for you, Cecile," Theresa says, pulling out a flip knife from her coat pocket and cutting the ropes that are holding me down. "You okay?"
"Y... yeah," I say. "But Mina..."
"She's just unconscious, I think," she replies. "You pick her up while I help out your friends, and then we can get out of here."


>tell her to free Charlotte first
>tell her to free Irene first

>>33195109
>tell her to help Charlotte first

>>33195109
>OTHER!
You get Charlotte free, I free Irene.

>>33195109
>>tell her to free Charlotte first

I want to see Charlotte hulk out.

>>33195109
>tell her to free Irene first
Archibald probably wants to kill her a lot more.

>>33195109

>tell her to free Irene first

I get the feeling she wants to have a little... talk with dorito man.

>>33195109
>tell her to free Charlotte first

>>33195109
>tell her to free Charlotte first
Fuck the (magic)police.

>>33195109
>tell her to free Irene first
I want to see megamouth eat the dorito

>>33195109
>tell her to free Irene first
I want to see what Irene does. Sort of a test of character.

Also, she is probably of more use against Doritos Man.

>>33195109
>You get Charlotte I'll get Irene
Why not both?

>>33195196
Doesn't it make more sense to switch those? Theresa doesn't have as much reason to dislike Irene.

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>>33195109
>tell her to free Irene first

She should handle Archibald. We can get Charlotte next. Nothing too hard.

>>33195196
>>33195147

Because Mina should take precedence since she's one of our closer friends.

>>33195109
Double tap.

>>33195109
>tell her to free Irene first
Better at handeling Archibald

>>33195109
meta wise I'd chose Irene so she can beat up Mr. Doritos and we all get away but I'm gonna have to say Charlotte for 'choose your alliance' reasons.

So I guess I go with
>>tell her to free Charlotte first

>>33195196

Because if we did both, we'd obviously have to be the one to get Charlotte! I'll never agree to having someone else be the one freeing Charlotte!

>>33195109
>>tell her to free Charlotte first

>>33195109
Confirm the kill. Kick him in the balls and if he reacts stab him.

>>33195109
>>tell her to free Irene first
This is how you play the game. Make Irene think you are looking out for her first. Plus, I'd wager she'd be able to handle herself in a fight better than Charlotte, who appears to be more focused towards support than combat.

>>33195241
I can see your view there, but more freed people who can fight will help ensuring we all live though this.

>>33195232
I don't really trust her enough
Charlotte seems more or less chill and less likely to freak out.

I really want to know how Theresa's ability interacts with guns. A perfect silencer?

Yes, I know her getting her hands on one isn't likely and she'd be a terrible shot. I don't care.

For the record, I blame Fedora Man. Because reasons.

>writing

>>33195324
Her accuracy is moot when she can put a gun against someone's head and they won't notice

>>33195324
>Implying anyone can't get guns.

I like gun and all but shit are they way to accessible.

And she could just walk into a gun store and come out with as much as she could carry.

>>33195358
Maybe I miscounted, but it seems to be a tie?

Charlotte:
>>33195135
>>33195152
>>33195169
>>33195172
>>33195196
>>33195260
>>33195280

Irene
>>33195163
>>33195166
>>33195173
>>33195183
>>33195241
>>33195257
>>33195295

>>33195382
But that would be illegal. She's supposed to be a hero, isn't she?

>>33195425
She's a phantom thief

>>33195382
/k/ here, that's not exactly how it works. IIRC, we're in Commiefornia.

>>33195425
Then just go to a gun show, I did it and they didn't even card me.

White people.

>>33195422
...so it is.

You know the drill, people.
FINAL DESTINATION voting time. Reply to this post and ONLY this post with the number AND ONLY THE NUMBER of your selection.

>1: tell her to get Charlotte
>2: tell her to get Irene

Time limit is five minutes.

>>33195324
I wonder if the people she shoots would notice that they were shot? We didn't notice when she moved us until she came out of stealth mode.

>>33195493
2

>>33195493
2

>>33195464
Unless you're buying handguns, most states don't have an age restriction on buying firearms.

>>33195493
1

>>33195461
Fairly sure that in order for that to be true, they would have to get 2/3s of the country to remove the second amendment and we can't get 2/3 of the country to agree on anything asides from politicians being corrupt sacks of shit..

>>33195493
1

>>33195493
>2: tell her to get Irene

>>33195493
2

>>33195493
2

>>33195493
2

>>33195493
1

Actually ended up rethinking and changing to Irene, yall made a good point that she's probably itching it have a little "talk" with the Dorito Bandito.

>>33195511
The main advantage handguns have is that they are sneakier and Theresa can just go invisible with a shotgun.

>>33195493
2

>>33195515
>Implying Commiefornia and New York care
Don't fight me on this, I live in this shithole. I'm all too aware of the fucked up policies.

>>33195529
>>33195511
You might want to vote again but in a way that actually counts.

>>33195493
2

>>33195493
1

>>33195556
>Assuming this isn't just a set up to get us to trust her.

Its what I would do.

>>33195493
2

>>33195493
2

>>33195493
1

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>TIME OVER

>>33195511
Pretty sure you need to make a separate post with number and only number to help prevent samefagging: as you can't make two identical posts in less than five minutes, mandating number-and-only-number means it should, in theory, avoid samefagging.

Not that there aren't ways around that too, but it's better than nothing.

>>33195584
>Implying we don't want to "fall" for the trap anyways.
That's how you play the game, mate.

>>33195502

Well, we noticed the book she dropped, so we'd probably notice we were shot, but not remember getting shot at.

>>33195565
My uncle legally bought a collection of guns, including assault rifles in Chicago.

Also you could just get in a car and move one state over if it is really such a big deal.

>>33195493
1

Wow, where did all this support for Irene come from.

>>33195654
Probably us feeling guilt over the death of her wayward minion?

>>33195654
I'm not saying it was samefags, but it was samefags.

Or people took a minute to look at the different arguments and changed their minds. It seems at least one did.

>>33195627
>assault rifles
Were they select fire in an intermediate cartridge? If not, it's not an assault rifle.
Don't get me wrong, you can still buy everything, but there's a lot of hoops you have to jump through. Mag limits, not being able to carry, obscene waiting periods, licenses(which may or may not get issued and cost a ton of money to get), the works.

>>33195696
You can't really samefag in final destination.

>>33195688
>Guilt
>Over Archibald
Hahaha, tell another joke, anon.

>>33195716
I mostly just recall him going on about them being new and bullpup.

>>33195749
Sure, we essentially gave her dog rabies and then put it down right in front of her. That's cold, man.

>>33195757
It's not an assault rifle, full auto is obscenely expensive to get and requires you to go through a huge set of hoops. CURSE YOU NFA!
He mention Israel by any chance? He probably got a civilian version of the Tavor, it's gotten rather popular over the past couple years.

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"G... get Irene first, okay?" I say. "She's still conscious and all..."
"Gotcha," Theresa nods.

As Theresa ducks back out of sight, I breathe a sigh of relief before hefting Mina up on my shoulder. I dunno when she'll wake up, but I hope it's soon... it'll be hard to get out of wherever the hell this if I have to carry her the entire way.

...but maybe...

Yeah, that's an idea. Gently letting Mina back down, I prop her against the pillar that we were both tied to and turn towards Charlotte. Taking the long way around Archibald's body (corpse?) just in case, I pick up a piece of rebar along the way to use in order to get the steel cables off of her.

I guess this is what Theresa hit Archibald in the face with.


>[1/?]

>>33195716
Even M16A2's with burst fire are listed as machine guns under federal law.

The requirements for passing the background check aren't that bad, but the transfer fees are a bit annoying.

>>33195493

2

>>33195818
Burst fire is considered full retard under the law. It's multiple bullets per trigger pull.

/k/ pls stop talking about this here.

>>33195716
There's ways to cheat even final-destination votes. It just requires a modicum of cleverness, like using IP proxies.

>>33195898
Or a cell phone.

>>33195898
Surely 4chan blocks all the free public proxies?

>>33195898
Of course, but I don't think anybody actually does that.

>>33195811
He owns a business and spends most of his spare money on guns. He was complaining about how long he spent getting it.

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>>33195817

"Gnnnnhhhh..."

Christ this is hard to undo, how the hell did he even manage to tie her up in this stuff to begin with? And I need to be careful about how I pry this off since I don't want to accidentally tighten the cables...

"Aaaaalright, ladies," a male voice calls out. "That's enough of that."
"Wh- wha!?" I gasp.

Where the hell's he coming fr- oh no.

That guy I ran into last night's holding a knife to Mina's throat.

"The cute one over there with the glasses, drop the pipe," he says. "And I don't know where the hell the other one of you is, but I suggest you drop the invisibility or whatever if you don't want me to air out your friend's carotid artery."

>[2/?]

>>33195964
I really like this guy.

>>33195987
>>33195987
Yeah, he seems like a nice guy. We should have talked to him last night.

>>33195936
I'm not certain, but I've heard of other tricks, and it would seem not too difficult for any sufficiently determined samefag to samefag.

Why you would ever care about a quest thread that much escapes me, but if you were really determined, final destination is not a huge bar to clear.

>>33195964
I suppose it's possible Archibald independently paid for his help, but if he's part of Irene's organization, I think I shall be voting to join Charlotte's organization.

>>33195964

Aww... He thinks we're cute! *blushes*

>>33195987
Calls CC cute and checks her out and you're putty in his hands? You're easier than Allison.

AAHAHAHA, I WAS RIGHT. IT WAS FEDORA MAN

>>33195964
Fedora pinwheel man has a knife at Mina's throat?

Wasn't Mina just with us?

>>33196023
We propped her up to go free Charlotte cause she's toostronk and could carry Mina I guess.

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>>33195964

oh no oh no oh no

"Fucking hell..." Theresa mutters under her breath as she reappears in front of Irene.
"There we go," the man nods. "Now I don't like to rough the ladies up, and I have nothing but respect for aspiring superheroes, but you -did- kind of brain my buddy to death over there, yanno?" he says, pointing to Archibald's corpse with his free hand.
"H... he kidnapped us!" I shout. "And tried to kill-"
"That ain't important," he shakes his head. "Now Mr. Masked Stranger over there, please do me the courtesy to go over there with that corpse you made so I don't have to keep straining to keep all of you in my field of vision."

Without a word, Theresa stomps over to where Archibald is... wait a minute-

"Theresa, watch out-" I scream, but it's too late. In an instant, a storm of green triangles fade into the area around Theresa and spin around like a blender.

no no no no no no no

>[3/?]

>>33196093

WE'RE FUCKING DONE BOYS

GG

>>33196093
Can we please wake up from this nightmare now?

>>33196115
As long as we don't dream-trance I'm considering this a victory.

>>33196139
This isn't a nightmare, mate.

>>33196158
Calling it now, Mina read the book and has dream sequence powers.

>>33196093
I told you to kick him in the balls.

>>33196158
Fedora-man being friends with the dorito kid is a nightmare whether it's real or not.

>>33196093
Laser him.

>>33196200
I can agree with you there. Who is betting Fedora-man is one of those... weird cultist dudes whose name I'm forgetting because it was weird.

>>33196222
Qwertyuiop?

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>>33196093

"THERESAAAAA!!!" I scream as I run towards her-
"Whooops!" the man laughs as he...

...what the hell!? He's holding me in place and now there's a knife to MY neck and I don't even know-

"Teleportation," he whispers in my ear. "Now be a good girl if you don't wanna wind up like your frie- huh?"

Theresa... she's gone. There's a ton of blood splattered on the floor where Archibald got her (he's still on the ground, I guess that was an automatic attack?) but I can't see her anywhere.

"Come on out, hero boy!" the man calls out. "I don't have all day, you know..."

No answer.

"Alright then, I guess I'm just gonna have to- WHOA!"

Somehow, Irene breaks free and lunges towards the bastard who caused all of this... but he's holding me in front of him.

"Whooooa!" he laughs. "That was a close one! But this place's just FILLED with hostages, so if you'd put your hands on your head and back the hell away maybe?" he says as he holds a knife to Charlotte's neck.

>[4/?]

>>33196222
Chipotles.

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>>33196240
>"Teleportation," he whispers in my ear.

>>33196222
Quilavas?

>>33196240
It's too bad Irene is such a softie or she'd sacrifice one of Gauthier's girls in an instant.

>>33196240
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!

>I don't have to keep straining to keep all of you in my field of vision."
>"Teleportation,"

Come on, you don't tell us your powers and weakness! That's a loss flag, man! The only thing you could do worse is saying something like-

>this place's just FILLED with hostages

that..

>>33196240
>[5/5]

"I don't give a shit about her," Irene growls. "So just try it, I'm gonna tear your heart out and eat it right after you do."
"Ooh, scary scary!" he laughs... but then his eyes go cold. "Just try it and see what happens."
"Irene...?" I turn to her, but she's deadly serious.

dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit what the hell do I do

And then I feel the rays of the rising sun shining on my face... just as IRene charges him.


>IRENE, STOP!
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!
>THERESA, HELP!

>>33196369
>THERESA, HELP!
pls help waifu

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196335
>>33196369
ahahahahahahaha guess not

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369

>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369

>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369
>THERESA, HELP!

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369
>>IRENE, STOP!

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

I wish we were stronger. With the sun shining, we could've gone all REMOVE on the guy.

>>33196369
Voting for Theresa.

I swear to god if this gets her killed...

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369
>OTHER:
>FUCKING.
>LASER.
>BEAMS.

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>33196369
>YOU ARE THE SUN, THE RAYS ARE YOURS, FIRE

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!

T-thanks Irene

>>33196369
>THERESA, HELP!

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!
Unfortunately I don't think we're strong enough to go full supernova on his ass at this point.

This is what we're yelling as we wake up, isn't it? Hahahaha.

>>33196369
>I feel the rays of the rising sun shining on my face
IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A DREAM ARCH, SO GOD HELP ME

>>33196446
Most likely.

>>33196369
>CHARLOTTE, PLEASE WAKE UP!
Oh man Allison is gonna hear this and assume we're yelling out to our lover.

>>33195898
There's a way to get 3 votes out of a single IP address on the same machine

but I don't use it because it spoils the fun, obviously
and I'm not telling

>writing

>>33196369
blind the guy with the sun, screaming for a friend isnt going to do anything here, they already know we're in a bad situation or are unconscious

too bad we didnt practice lasers before, we have to do it now

Fuck if this happened then it's highly likely they have Mina's book as well since shes the most likely to have it just laying around.

I know shes the most paranoid but shes also the only one that MIGHT have a reason for leaving it out in case she wanted to use it.

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"Charlotte!" I shout. "Please, wake up!"

No response. She's just lying there completely limp and tied up with steel cables and that guy has a knife to her throat and he's pushing it closer to-

"CHARLOTTE!"

Irene's not stopping. But why would she, Charlotte's not her friend or anything, and- NO. This isn't the time for this.

Time.

It's like everything's moving in slow motion, Irene's charging towards them and the guy's pressing his knife in more and more and I'm just...

Wait, the sun. If I could just...

take the light

in my hands

I catch the sun.

>[1/?]

>>33196767

Oh shit, are we activating Godkill?

>>33196767
We Supernova now

>>33196767
Sparkle Shine!

>>33196765
No, Arch prettymuch said Mina was going to hide it better the moment she got home. Assuming she made it home okay, it should be safe.

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>>33196767
over kill time!

>>33196767
Sunlight Breaker arrives!

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>>33196850

Oh shit.

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>>33196767
Now praise it Cecile. PRAISE THE SUN!

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>>33196767

"CHARLOTTE!!"

With my throat ragged from how much I was screaming, I open my eyes, and... huh? I'm in my room? What the hell!?

"Cecile!?" Allison barges into my room. "Are you okay!? I heard you screaming your girlfriend's name and not in the good way so I was worried that-"
"N... no," I shake my head. "I'm okay..."

oh god I want to throw up

"Cecile..." Allison walks up to my bed and pulls me into her chest. "It was just a nightmare, it's gonna be okay now."

This... it's not the same, she's not Mom. But still, hugging Allison like this makes me feel better and dammit it was just a stupid dream why the hell am I crying

>[2/?]

>>33196925
Best big sis. I'm going to cry when she dies.

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>>33196925

Well, we saw this coming.

>>33196925
We didn't object to the Girlfriend part this time.

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>>33196925
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?
God damn dream sequence for real!?

>>33196925

Insest rout opened!

>>33196977
Should have pick Theresa.

>>33196990
You're...surprised?

What gave you any indication that it was anything other than a dream?

>>33196925
Damn dream sequence. Had me on the edge of my seat. I was worried we'd have a 'Nightmare on Elm street' like event here.

>>33196925
"Allison... I think there's something I should tell you."

>>33197010
I'm not sure, honestly I was hoping it was real just so we could get the Happening out of the way

>>33196925
Dammit, a whole thread wasted on a dream sequence.

>it was all a dream XDDD

>>33197047
>a whole thread

>>33197047
It was fun. That's what matters.

Also, teleportation power? Shit. It's probably true too because branch communication.

>>33197070
Most of a thread.

>>33196925
Not our girlfriend.
We don't know what type of girl we like yet.

>>33196925

So... if this was a dream, did any of our choices, other then who's name to shout out, matter?

>>33197090
CC seems to like her the best

>>33197109
I wonder why Theresa didn't answer her phone last time...

>>33197115
You can't seriously be using this argument in a waifubowl with a near blank slate protagonist.

>getting angry over a dream

Guys

This is arch saying "IF YOU DO NOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS NOW THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN 100% BECAUSE ONLY YOU KNOW ABOUT ARCHI BEING A TRAITOR AND IRENE DOESN'T KNOW YET"

>>33197090
true, but in all honesty I'd still go Charlotte route. Irene was never really on my radar, the whole making the sudden jump from friends to lovers with Theresa wasn't my thing, and Mina didn't seem CC's type

>>33197177
He's trying to create paranoia.

>>33197177
Please, Charlotte would never be captured by dorito kid. Not even with teleportation man helping.

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>>33196925
>[3/3]

I dunno how long it takes for me to get back to normal, but Allison stays there with me and keeps on hugging me until I'm feeling better. It's times like this that I'm actually thankful that she's living here with me.

"You okay now?" Allison asks.
"Yeah," I nod.
"Attagirl," she pats me on the head. "I know it must've been scary, but it was just a nightmare... you don't have anything to be afraid of, okay?"
"Okay."

Patting me on the back, Allison backs away and heads for my door so I can get some privacy... but then she stops mid-step.

"...the hell?" Allison mumble as she rushes over to my window.
"Uh, what's wrong?" I ask.
"There's a HUGE FUCKING HOLE in your window!" she shouts, stepping aside so that I can see it for myself. "It looks like something burned right through it!"

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap


>I have no idea how that happened
>must've been a meteor or something?
>[OTHER]

>>33197187
I'm hoping for siscon myself.
Of course its not gonna happen due to cultural taboos regarding incest.

>>33197207
No, Charlotte would never be captured by teleporter man if she knew he was a teleporter

Now we call Charlotte and tell her that there's a teleporter and what he looks like and then presto, she can't get kidnapped by him.

>>33197177
what if the whole dream is CC getting future sight as part of her branch

>>33197144
why not? CC was weirded out by theresa, nothing was going on with mina, but charlotte is the one CC repeatedly wanted to get close to, cuddle up with, play dress up with, smell how nice she smells etc.

>>33197177
we dont know shit

CC just hates and is afraid of archi, of course she would think the worst of him and cast him as a monster in a fantasy

>>33197213

>must've been a meteor or something?

Of course.

>>33197213
"You're just now noticing this? It's been there since we moved here. I just stopped bringing it up because nobody seemed to care."

>>33197213
>>must've been a meteor or something?

>>33197213
guys, maybe it wasnt a dream, maybe the guy just teleported us back into bed

>>33197213
>>[OTHER]
Well that explains the dream.

>>33197245
Nah its been established that we can't lie to Allison for shit. Otherwise she wouldn't of known about the dress.

>>33197089
more like a small part of one

>>33197213
>Must've been a meteor or something?
This is the only applicable response

>>33197245
this

say this

please say this

>>33197213
I'm voting for >>33197245

>>33197213
>[OTHER]
Ball Lightning. It can happen anywhere at any time, and it doesn't follow the laws of physics.

>>33197213

This
>>33197017

>>33197213
>I have no idea how that happened

Tempted to spill and get a good advisor, but I have no idea how good of a liar and secret-keeper Allison is, and I wouldn't want to bring her in any further than general knowledge.

>>33197213
>>I have no idea how that happened
and also >>33197245
because they work together

>>33197213
Scratch this >>33197278
Changing to >>33197245

>>33197213
>I have no idea how that happened

pokerface

>>33197213
>[OTHER]
tell her the truth!
I'm crazy like that

>>33197213
Tell her we may have lasered it.

>>33197245
This is the kind of thing that would come along with a healthy case of "ahaha what else could it be, it's not like I can shoot lasers or something."
CC's kind of a horrible liar.

>>33197213
>>must've been a meteor or something?

Close enough.

well charlotte very likely knows about what happened already

so call her up on the phone and cry it was an accident

>>33197288
we're a teenage girl though
we don't know that exists.

>>33197313
Except we told her to stop spying on us.

>>33197323
Bullshit, we wear glasses and our friends are into the paranormal. We've heard of ball lightning.

You guys realize this is an absolutely shitty lie, right?

>>33197342
It's more fun this way. Just watch.

>>33197297
people who are informed stand a better chance to not be caught in the cross fire or used as hostage so easily. Just because you don't know there is a war brewing around you doesn't make you immune to the splash damage.

>>33197342
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm hoping CC accidentally outs herself.

>>33197336
except who cares, we were SCREAMING her name, which would be heard by the owl's good hearing even if it wasnt spying

>>33197342
Exactly.

>>33197342
Yes, that is why I chose it.

>>33197359
Not knowing shit protects her from mind readers. You know Quolpot has a mind reader.

>>33197213
>>33197297
Changing to >>33197305

>>33197342
>>33197359
Fuck it, you're right. I still hate the idea of getting her into this mess in the slightest, but if she's going to dig, better she knows that there are scary people than dig without knowing how much of a mess she's getting into.

>>33197365
that or a audio recording device someone could have planted in our room or house. Charlotte might not be the only one spying on us now.

>>33197427
It's very unlikely that anyone else is spying on us. I'm pretty sure Irene isn't, going from that phone conversation.

>>33197427
Time to trash the house looking for a bug.

>writing

Right, and when Allison either sees right through the lie or starts freaking out, we just say:

"Okay, you got me. I actually have superpowers. I can shoot lasers and stuff. That owl is psychically bonded to my girlfr- NOT GIRLFRIEND.

Oh god I have to call her!"

Then call her.

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>>33197427
>>33197365
>>33197359

>audio recording device someone could have planted in our room or house

This is dumber than small bombs.

>>33197387
Being ignorant of the situation around you can get you killed more than leaking to a mind reader. Why do you think people want Sit Reps all the time?

>>33197455
oh please, we can just do an EMP burst with some practice, fry the fuck out of everything

just tell allison to go away so we dont irradiate her with the x-rays

>>33197446
Which leads us to wonder what that check we failed was when she picked up our phone.

I'm guessing spotting Charlotte's crows?

>>33197478
The window exploded with small bombs!

>>33197494
>irradiate her with the x-rays
X-rays from the moon bring things to life.

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>>33196990
Lot of scary/confusing shit recently + Madoka = Nightmare

>>33197512
X-rays don't come from the moon, silly

>>33197521
It was a Pokemon joke

>>33197455
>>33197446
>>33197478
Damn it, I should have thought of it sooner. You don't need a bug, you need a hacker more. Got a smart phone? That can be hacked and used to spy on you. The NSA does it all the time.

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>>33197478
Tiny food bombs are a legitimate theory you son of a bitch.

>>33197494
We can't do x-rays. Visible and ultraviolet only.

I don't know shit about EMP but is it possible to do an EMP pulse with only visible and ultraviolet?

>>33197558
im pretty sure it can

besides, high ultraviolet and low x-ray are interchangeable, there isn't an exact distinction if you look at some of their effects

>>33197558

I know we're only supposed to do visible and ultraviolet, but we can do lasers too, and that's infrared.

>>33197639
...

never seen a VISIBLE laser?

any frequency of light can theoretically be a laser

We should call Theresa and see if she has that costume, and if she does then we saw the future.

>>33197662

That burns people? I mean, cause heat energy is totally in the visible spectrum..

>>33197710
it doesn't need to burn people to be a laser

look it up on wikipedia already

>>33197676
how would that prove we saw the future?

>>33197739
How else would we know exactly how her costume looks?

>>33197739

Our laser burned people. We're talking about what we do. We are not talking about some cheep pen laser we buy for fun. Get your dick out of your ass, and pay attention to the subject matter, ok?

>>33197792
But I like having my dick in my ass.

>>33197820

lol. Fair enough.

>>33197780
it was a dream, that's how dreams are

we see a doll in theresa's house, we dream about it

>>33197792
dude, you were the one who brought up "we are able to do infrared because lasers can only be infrared"

dont blame me for your complete ignorance of the subject

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Crap crap crap.

-I- did that. I guess shooting that laser in my dream made it happen in real life like when I was little and would dream about using the toilet and wake up with my bed soaked.

Great, now I have to worry about lasering the bed. This is so incredibly stupid.

"Uh..." I mumble, "you're just now noticing that?"
"What."
"It's been there since we moved here, you don't remember? I just stopped bringing it up because nobody seemed to care."

Ignoring me, Allison examines the hole in my window some more.

And then walks up to me.

And bops me on the head.

"Quit making stupid jokes," Allison says, glaring at me. "For all I know, that hole in your window could be related to that nightmare you had... like an alien nightmare beam."
"Uh..."
"See?" she bops me on the head again. "It's no fun when people say dumb shit to you, now is it?"
"I guess not," I sigh.


>[1/?]

>>33197865
Funny story Alli, it actually WAS a nightmare beam. But in the sense that it was a beam caused BY a nightmare.

>>33197865
It's like we're Racquel.

>>33197865
wait, the hole was in the window?

so the owl is okay? yay!

>>33197840

Dude. We used a laser to burn someone. We can use infrared because we used our laser to burn people.

Don't blame me for your complete ignorance of what our character has actually done and the science behind it.

>>33197898
Don't forget branches being aliens.

>>33197905
no, we're not [heavy breathing] and making everything ultra lewd yet.

>>33197920
>We can use infrared because we used our laser to burn people.
Intensity, not frequency, matters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0_nuvPKIi8

>>33197920
>Dude. We used a laser to burn someone. We can use infrared because we used our laser to burn people.
it actually doesn't need to be infrared to burn at all, other wavelengths can do that as well, so your idea that it somehow must be infrared is not necessarily true

what we did was a magnification of sunlight which was neither a laser or, apparently, limited to certain frequencies

>>33197920
>only infrared lasers can burn people!
You need to quit being retarded.
Hell, Arch even said himself we can only use the visible light spectrum and UV rays. That's it.

>>33197865
>[2/2]


"Exactly," Allison says as she heads towards the hallway. "Now I'm gonna go downstairs and find a place in the phonebook that repairs windows. Tell me when you decide to take a shower so I can come back in here and cover that hole up with a garbage bag or something, okay?"
"Okay," I nod.

With that, Allison leaves my room and runs downstairs. I feel REALLY guilty about this since it's entire;y my fault, but it's not like I can say that...


>take a shower now
>go back to sleep
>do something else

>>33197999
well, what time is it?

>>33197999

>take a shower now
>go back to sleep

that how it works

>>33197999
>take a shower now

>>33198014
It's sixthitrtyish.

>>33197999
We can't exactly make these decisions without knowing what time it is, arch.
If school is less than an hour from now, take a shower. If not, go back to sleep.

>>33198039
since we're awake, may as well get up and take a shower then

>>33197999
Let's call Theresa.

>>33198040
isnt it sunday?

>>33197999
This thread isn't going to make it to the end of the day is it?

>>33197999
>>take a shower now

Sure, why not.

>>33197999
>do something else

Follow her down stairs and tell her the truth! She's already suspicious of us now! If we don't get this cleared up, she'll get closer into the tvtrope 'Poor communication kills'.

>>33198068
Seems like a good idea.

Should tell her about our dream and pinwheel man.

>>33197955

First off, cool video. I'm glad I watched it. Secondly, they were talking about the heat, aka infrared energy, that it produced. Really cool video, but I don't see how it invalidates anything.

>>33197972

Oooh. such a big word! Did your mommy teach you that one? It's almost like I started my original statement with "I know we're only supposed to do visible and ultraviolet, but" Good thing you're here to clear up something that we've already covered! Whew! That was close!

>>33198085
What the fuck? Has any day been done in a single thread in this quest?

>>33197999
this: >>33198068

>>33197960

Infrared is heat energy. We used heat. How do you burn things without heat?

>>33198112
>>33198133

what, wake her up because of a dream? let's have a little bit of courtesy here

>>33198144
Yeah, at least wait until a little before school to call her. She'll definitely be awake then.

>>33198141
>Infrared is heat energy.
help yourself out, go to a high school physics class already and cut down on the retardation in your life

>>33197999
>do something else

Call Charlotte and tell her about the horrible dream we just had! Maybe she can help calm us down.

>writing

>>33198166
isnt it sunday?

>>33198114
>heat, aka infrared energy
>Oooh. such a big word! Did your mommy teach you that one?
good fuck I am mad
why are you shitting up a perfectly good quest thread
do your trolling elsewhere please.

>>33198192
No. We went to Mina's house on Saturday and slept with Charlotte. Sunday we went to Theresa's house.

>>33198128
>What the fuck? Has any day been done in a single thread in this quest?
The very first thread.
And it will never happen again.

>>33198192
Monday.

>>33198216
The first thread doesn't count, we spent a large portion of the day in the book coma.

>>33198243
maybe we can arrange another coma

>>33198259
Give big sis the book to read so she can have super powers too? Might be an option, but risky as hell.

>>33198314
We don't have the book and giving anyone powers would piss off Irene and Charlotte.

>>33198114
dude, many light does not have to be infra red to burn

for example, you can use a green laser to burn paper right at home

a green laser is called a laser because all, as in 100%, of its light output is of the exact same frequency, which happens to be green in this instance

and it can still burn stuff

infra-red "energy" is not heat, and heat is not infra-red "energy"

the two things are related in common circumstances, but they are in no way the same thing

>>33198336
>giving anyone powers would piss off Irene and Charlotte.
don't see it

most they'd do is shake their heads, the big part was keeping the book secret in the first place

Well... I'm awake. Very, very awake. And to be honest, I'm kind of scared that I'll end up having another nightmare like that if I do go back to sleep. Not to mention that I -do- kind of have to go to school today.

And so, I hop off the bed and dig around for something to wear.

...heh, I wonder what would happen if I went to school wearing a dress like the one I had on yesterday...

No, stop thinking about that. I've been corrupted enough as it is.


>[1/?]

>>33198114
Infrared is a secondary effect of it being on fire, which is a chemical reaction to the extreme heat generated by the focus of visible light, so stop trying to sound smart.

>>33198406
>...heh, I wonder what would happen if I went to school wearing a dress like the one I had on yesterday...
The entire school collapses into a pile of jelly.

>>33198352

Fair enough. I did a bit of research, and you're right. Though, in my defense, infrared does produce a lot of heat, is called heat energy, and half the suns radiation is infrared.