You have no idea how fast the Schpeltiger is going, or how hard Wendy is pushing the beastly white motorcycle. All you know is it's not going fast enough for your liking. Not even close.And that in itself is unacceptable.You promised, you murmur to yourself. Two timestops. You need one of them now.Just one, to save someone important to you.Please.
>>33204505Kong?" You hear Wendy shout at you over the Schpeltiger's deafening roar as you take one hand off the handlebars, placing it on your Shield. Fingers gripping the dented rim. "KONG! The hell are you doing?! Hold on to the fucking handlebars! I'm not going to stop if you fall off, goddammit--""We're not going fast enough!" You yell back. "We need to go faster! And I know how to make us go faster!""WHAT?" Both Wendy and Sayaka shout at you at the same time. "Murderface, are you fucking blind? Look at US!" Your Equerry all but snarls at you from behind your ex. "We are setting the fucking road on fire! There are four rocket engines on this fucking thing, and they're all running so fucking hot my cape is catching fire just being near them! At this speed we'll reach the docks in three, four minutes - any faster and we're going to melt our faces off breaking the fucking sound barrier! This is FAST ENOUGH!""Nowhere near fast enough," You repeat. "Not even fucking close."There's a moment of silence - at least, what passes for silence with the Schpeltiger's roaring engine drowning out all else - before Wendy intones something right into your ear. "..You're going to do something stupid again, aren't you?"You turn to regard her, before nodding. Yes. Yes, you are going to do something stupid."...Right." Wendy shakes her head, before calling out to Sayaka. "Mickey?""Yeah?""Hold on tighter, alright?" It's here that your ex seems to whimper in pain as Sayaka's arms cinch around her. "...No, wait, tighter than that, I can still feel some organs left intact. Not THAT fucking tight, for fuck's sake!""S-sorry! But why? What's Murderface going to do now?""What she does best," Wendy breathes. "Another one of her bad ideas."Despite everything, this makes you smile. You suppose that's why you liked Wendy so much back then. She understood you in a way that no one else - not even Mami - could. [1/2]
>>33204523"It's going to be real fucking weird real fucking fast!" You shout at the both of them. "Whatever you see, whatever you hear, just hold on and focus on where we're going! If anyone calls you by name, or tries to get you to stop or let go, just ignore it! Don't look, don't listen, and don't believe their lies!""...Wait, shit." Sayaka's eyes go wide as realization dawns on her. "Murderface, NO! You stupid fuck, don't--"You crank your Shield all the way to the right. The gears inside gnashing together loudly, creating horrible grinding noises as you brute-force it to work. To do what it's always been supposed to do, and what nothing else could ever hope to.The world around you slows, stops, and then freezes absolutely still. The colors draining from everything in an ever-widening flood of gray, black and faded white. Nothing you didn't expect, and nothing you're not accustomed to.What you didn't expect was the landscape suddenly being turned into a post-apocalyptic nightmare, with ruins and corpses instead of houses and its inhabitants. You also didn't expect the clear sky, still painted in the dark colors of pre-sunrise morning, turned into a bloody shade of pink - the color of a goddess' bloodstained dress. You also didn't expect the screaming. The screaming of a thousand souls in the distance, screaming in rage and anger and in suffering. Each voice sounding just like...well, your own.And somewhere from the sky, feathers begin to fall.Black feathers. Raven's feathers.. . .What the fucking shit?[2/3]
>>33204555"Is...is this what's it's like for you, Murderface?" Sayaka's voice suddenly cuts through the silence - the time stop seemingly muffling everything else, including the roar of the Schpeltiger's engines, into near-inaudibility. "Is...is this what it's like whenever you stop time?"How do you respond?...No. It's...it's never been like this.I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!What did you think it looked like?
>>33204555>Black feathers.HOLY SHIT.
>>33204565>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
[x]...No. It's...it's never been like this.
>>33204565Actually, no. Usually I'd have found a bottle of whiskey to drain by now.
>>33204565>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
>>33204565>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!We don't even know what the hell is going on, our loli mechanic is in danger! Fuck everything else at the moment!
>>33204565>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!>[x]What did you think it looked like?Now we need to get faster to get out of the time stop.
>>33204565>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!Besttimeoftheday.jpg
>>33204565[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!No need to freak everyone out even more!
>>33204565>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!Time for worst girl.Shit.
>>33204565[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus![x]What did you think it looked like?
>>33204565[X] I told you not to look![X] but no... It's never been like this..
>>33204602>worst girl>not best
[X]I told you not to look[X]"I can't really say - usually I was too fucking drunk to notice. I think. Amnesia and all."Yeah, let's not get them scared over this if we can avoid it.
>>33204565>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!>[X]...No. It's...it's never been like this.
>>33204617But black feathers isn't pinkyIt is really worst girl time, we have homusatan coming
>>33204565>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!Made it thank God.
>>33204617We're talking about the dressed in whore black, edge master Homu.
>>33204627>>33204637Sorry, I'm tired. I work third shift and I should be in bed right now. But fuck it, pic related.
>>33204617>Black feathersYou think I meant Pinky?
>>33204565[X] I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus![X] And no! It's...it's never been like this!The Noir train has no brakes.
>>33204565[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!Incoming Homucifer
>>33204565[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
>>33204565>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!Aw fuck, we're not definitely not going to make it now. Misaka's as good as dead.
>>33204565>[x]When I stop time? This is what the world is always like for me.Let's have fun at her expense.
Looks like some fast approaching AIYO at 12 o clock.
>>33204565[X] "I dont even know if you're seeing the same thing I am."Perception is weird.[X] Start singing"There's no eartly way of knowing,Which direction we are going...Etc"
>>33204581>Fuck everything else at the moment!You know, that's the kind of panic-induced stupidity that makes situations worse. Such as us actually being delayed rather than saving time by using Timestop.
>>33204687This.It'd be awesome if the voice was suddenly that of an amazingly talented singer; crisp and clear and rolling smoothly.
>>33204565>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!talk later, focus on driving.
I wonder why the timestop has Homucifer in it now instead of Pinky.Maybe Pinky kept Homucifer out before, but now that Pinky gave us a free timestop, she is not there and thats given Homucifer access to the timestop-world.You know, I wonder if maybe we should be consulting the three stooges at this point? If the screaming voices sound like our voices, the three stooges might know whats happening.
>>33204719>>33204687>Singing out of character shit for no reason[x]NO FUCK YOU.
>>33204505>>33204523>>33204555Now with delicious animation!http://gifsound.com/?gif=manga.clone-army.org/gallery/mgnq/fast-bike2.gif&v=QwquipMpsiQ
>>33204687This. Yeah, I really like everything about this.
>>33204751Hum it then. Homuhumming.
>>33204687>>33204719No, it's not awesome, it's fucking lolrandumb stupid.Why the fuck would we be singing when we're trying to save Misaka?
>>33204555Yeah, going fast alright. Superfast to hell.>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!One job, Sayaka!
>>33204565Thanks for voting!
>>33204758Amazing. Great work as always!
>>33204767>>33204769Within two seconds.Not bad.
>>33204758>http://gifsound.com/?gif=manga.clone-army.org/gallery/mgnq/fast-bike2.gif&v=QwquipMpsiQThat was the first thing I was thinking when I saw it, how it lacked animation. Solid goddamn work.
>>33204637Homura did nothing wrong.
>>33204767AI YO HOMURA-CHAN~She's always waiting for you.
>>33204769Wrong character. We need a Homucifer one.
>>33204805We do indeed.
>>33204805That's on my to-do list, but I haven't had much chance to get around to it yet. My original idea was, since the newer banners are clearly of much better quality than the older ones, to remake the Chiaki banner and then use that as a template to make a Homucifer banner.Which might have to wait a bit longer.
>>33204786>>33204637But she did nothing wrong. She sacrificed her chance wish to be reunited with Madoka in the Law of Cycles for Madokas happiness of being together with her friends and family and just watching her from afar. What was there to misunderstand about the ending of Rebellion?
>>33204805With a sign that says: "CRAAAAAWWWWLLIIIIIINNG IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN!"
>>33204845And doomed all of existence to some sort of hell. Totally ok!
>>33204848LOLRANDRUMB pls fuck off.
>>33204845I haven't watched the anime or the movie.
>>33204857That was not actually confirmed. We don't know the exact details.
>>33204857Please don't start this shit. Keep the arguing to /a/.>>33204865Then what the fuck are you doing here? Go watch them, now.
>>33204870I guess, though I just assumed so since it showed the universe get... coloured up.>>33204873I don't go to /a/, and he started it!
So what're you chucklefucks doing while Decu's writing?
>>33204845>Still no fully translated version of this
>>33204909Playing vidio goims
>>33204909Masturbating to Magical Girls.
>>33204931Reading, writing, drawing, watching SGDQ uploads.I really need to get to writing though.
>>33204909Oh you know just, panicking around, oh and listening to nocte of desperatio
>>33204909Reading quality management documents and writing a paper for my MBA.I wish I were drawing
>>33204933I hope it's something actually good this time.kek
>>33204909Wishing Malal to come back.
>>33204909Watching Wimbledon.Also weights.>>33204931Pleb that needs a translation.
>>33204909Masturbating while thinking about Wendy x Midori
>>33204977She's dead anon.
>>33205000No need to think about it, go read it.
>>33205004Thats what she wants you to think anon.
>>33204973You must have awfully strict standards if you didn't think his last writeup was good
>>33205027More like asspull.RIP Malal
>>33204909boiling two eggs
>>33205000Hatesex in a hall closet which they both immediately recognize as a terrible idea but sort of become addicted to?
>>33204931>>33204946Soon anons, soon>>33204986/jp/ pls go, no one likes you
>>33205064Wendy Cooldown's write-ups, they're not yet canon.
>>33205064Shameless plug!http://pastebin.com/pgJjCj3aI posted it in a thread back in April.>>33205082They're not nearly lewd enough.
>>33205043>BAWWWW you're not allowed to kill my favorite character/waifu.Please consider leaving
>>33205080It wasn't in a closet before, but it is now>>33205082If I'd known about this I would have read her writeups sooner
>>33205093That doesn't make any sense.
>>33205093Thank god you have a trip. Filtered.
>>33205035Last one was guestwritten by Wendy.
>>33204909Trying to do my Economy assignment. 36 questions is suffering.26 down, 10 to go.That, and panicking of possible Akuma Homura.
>>33205109Most of them have no Midori (right now). The ones you're looking for arehttp://pastebin.com/eYZvGJTe which is super outdated in a few aspects and maybe needs a rewriteandhttp://pastebin.com/ia6HjMHU which is much better.Those are the Midori ones. But they're not that lewd.
>>33204909Usually sleeping, but today there is Super Bomberman
>>33204909Reading from work, wishing I were reading from home.
>>33204960>MBAWhy are you such a watch-wearing Dildo, Hat?
>>33204857Hell is being forever trapped in a room with your friends
>>33205222Nicely done, thank you, nya~
>>33205119Maybe you should consider getting one.In essence, don't say OP's writing is poor just because he killed a character that you like (or love).
>>33205184it helps me pay the bills
>>33205184Not Hat, but I'd assume because it pays well enough
>>33205247I think I like this.
>>33204909Just finished watching the first Episode of the Sailor moon-Remake. cheap/10Thank god I didn't expect much, so I am not not disappointed at all, haha..
>>33205247So perfectly noodly.
>>33205272What do you mean, "think?"
>>33205247Chiaki doesn't have those.
>>33205247Her stance and expression REALLY make this, bravo. It isn't even adorable, it's just kind of badass, nya.
>>33205294Those hips and thighs. Damn
>>33205247Hmmm....Hmm hmm hmm hmmMmmmmmh.
>>33205238Except I'm not even the guy you are referring to. I filtered him because what he said is completely retarded.No need to stop using your trip and sockpuppet your opinion.
>>33205320I don't follow...?
>>33205247Why don't you put he scars on Chiaki's face?
>>33205247Ooooooooh I like where this is going..
>>33205354She's flat. But oh well, nobody cares.
>>33205247>dat thrust out hip
>>33205326Chiaki has best ass and legs.
>>33204571 >>33204579 >>33204580 >>33204581Didn't you just tell her not to fucking look?! You crane your neck to snarl at Sayaka, the Blueberry's face utterly pale as she continues to blatantly disobey a direct order. "Just keep your fucking head down and focus!""...It's like everything's gone to shit," the blue-haired Eversor murmurs, seemingly not hearing a word you'd just spat at her. "Like one of those Western movies, with the meteors and stuff. Except no one was around to stop the damn things, and they hit, and...everything just died. Everything just fucking died." You hear her take a deep, shuddering breath. "I...I didn't know, Murderface. I thought...I thought things just stopped for you, not like this--""Mickey, shut the fuck up and do what your Warmaster says, alright?" It's Wendy who speaks this time, after being completely silent since you triggered your Time Stop. "You're her Equerry, so fucking act like it." It's here that her voice becomes a bit less harsh, a bit more gentle. "...Like Kong says, focus. We only need to be here for a couple of minutes.""Y-yeah. Yeah, alright." Sayaka takes another shaky breath, letting it out in a helpless laugh. "I just...I just didn't know. Holy shit. I thought you just liked to get drunk because you were naturally just a shitty person with shitty vices. But this..." Her voice trails off into the unnatural silence of your Time Stop, with the ambient screaming itself subsiding into nothing more than faint yet constant shrieking in the distance. Joining the rest of the sounds muffled by your ability to fuck with reality.[1/2]
>>33205391The Murderface Experience, Part 2Are you enlightened yet, sallaka?
>>33205391"...It IS different, though." Wendy murmurs into your ear as she leans closer to you - making certain parts of her anatomy press harder against you in the process. "From what I remember, I mean. Feathers're new, everything looking like shit is new, screaming's sorta familiar but I know it's new..." She jerks her chin upward. "Sky didn't look so gay either. ...I gotta admit, it is kinda creepy. Really. And I know about creepy."..."...Kong." Wendy says your...well, HER nickname for you, and for the first time, concern colors it rather than contempt or anger. "What the fuck did they do to you?"How do you respond?I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope....Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205357Mm, well... Chiaki I guess it goes back to when I first asked Decu if Chiaki had any scars. She had never been described as having any before, but I had just finished drawing a picture of her in a bikini and it felt a bit plain. So, it seemed reasonable to me to ask, at that point, if Chiaki had any scars. Decu considered it and answered that, yes, I should do a version with scars.But since she'd never been described with scars BEFORE, I only drew them on her body, reasoning that her costume covered them all. That's it, really.
>>33205426>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.GOTTA GO FAST
>>33205426>[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
>>33205426[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
>>33205426>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205426>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205426>[X]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
>>33205426>[X]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.After all, what could have possibly gone wrong with the operation?
>>33205426>[x]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.>>33205391Don't start getting soft on us Sayaka. We need you to be the Bitch you were meant to be.
>>33205426>[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205426[x] Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.[x] Either way, there's normally just a crazy pink haired lady in here who wants to fuck and kill me at the same time. This is all honestly new to me.
>>33205426[x]Other[x]Deflect[x]"Not the time and place for this, Cooldown. Focus.''
>>33205426[X] Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.[X] ...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205426[x] What they did has nothing to do with this. Just keep driving.
>>33205426[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205426[X]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.I'm actually sort of worried about Pinky.
>>33205426>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.bleh
[X]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
>>33205426[x]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.
>>33205426>"I don't fucking know. Nobody tells me anything and what little information I do have was scrounged together from the bin of reality's paper shredder.>Long story short? Everything is fucked, apparently, and I have to fix it. But it's a secret, so don't tell anybody."
>>33205426>[X]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.
>>33205426"Bastard alien cats. That's what"
>>33205426>[x]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything. We'll talk later.
>>33205435God's work right there, too bad there's no beach episode.Scars are sexy, Chiaki especially.
Who wants to bet that Homucifer appears right before the thread ends, leaving a cliffhanger for the next weekend.
>>33205426>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.Shut up Wendy.
>>33205426>>[X]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.>>33205549Ten internet cookies says we find pinky in a pinch
>>33205549Don't jinx us now damnit.
>>33205426>...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205426>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.again, time for talking comes later. focus now.
>>33205549I certainly hope we get Akuma. The reactions from Wendy and Sayaka would be priceless, even if it does end up fucking everything all to hell.
>>33205426...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
>>33205426>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.Dont witch out on us, Sayakar!
>>33205426>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.I have no idea what the other options are about. It's not a result of the operation, we were in timestop after that.
>>33205426>>Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
>>33205628The Sayakar will become a Murmaidercycle
>>33205628She'd be better for sea travel than land, being a mermaid and all.
>>33205426[X] "They gave me my life back.Heh, sounds funny saying that to a dead girl."
>>33205641On the contrary, it might have everything to do with the operation. Who said that the effects on us would be immediate.
>>33205641We did see the Clara Dolls a short time ago. That combined with this might suggest that Homucifer has grown stronger or gained more influence or something.
>>33204505I can't find this in the archive anyone got a link?
>>33205391>>33205426>"...It IS different, though." Wendy murmurs into your ear as she leans closer to you - making certain parts of her anatomy press harder against you in the process. You know... maybe Cooldown isn't so bad.
>>33205549Nah, I'm going to guess the whole "Misaka is in danger" bit was a red herring and right now that red suited Celuxus is breaking Haruka out. She did say that we are going to kill her and such.
>>33205670Unlikely. If it was because of the operation, we would presumably be seeing something related to WN. The feathers and Chiakis screaming voices strongly imply Homucifer.
>>33205686Wendy is a good girl.
Oh yeah. Wendy-Midori fusion. Making it a 2 parter thing. Need to rework Midoris head, clean everything up and then start on the actual look.I can't draw hands or anything period for shit, but I try. Really need to focus on one project at a time though!
>>33205696But Haruka is voluntarily locked up. She doesn't want to leave the silent room.
Is just brushing Wendy´s concern off the right choice right now? it feels a little too brusque you know?
>>33205710Seems improbable she could invade the 9th so completely.Though it is interesting that Haruka saw a vision that we would kill her. Does Homucifer count as us?
>>33205696Wow, didn't even think of that possibility. Speaking of which, why doesn't the silent room stop visions from appearing anyway?
>>33205686You're assuming its her anatomy to press with.
>>33205686Dat sweating skull.
>>33205754Presumably it does not completely cancel out magic, just almost(95%?). I mean if it was utter non-magic zone, then presumably it would also disrupt the magical link between a soul gem and the body of an MG.
>>33205729Too bad. We don't have time for soul-searching, Misaka is in trouble.If Wendy wants to reconnect she better do this when there isn't so much shit going on for fucks sake.
>>33205768That's freaking hilarious.What kind of a bike makes one move like that anyway?
>>33205768Lewd, Dan. Extremely lewd. Bravo.
Random question. Was it ever confirmed that it actually IS Oriko thats going after Misaka?I mean the whole feathery landscape and the recent Clara Doll dream suggest that Homucifer is out to get us now. According to the three stooges she cannot attack us directly. That leaves going after loved ones.And Misaka is basically the closest person to us that was not close to us or otherwise surrounded by multiple girls.
>>33205854>Was it ever confirmed that it actually IS Oriko thats going after Misaka?No.Or that the Culexus is there, either.We were only told that Misaka dies in witchfire.
>>33205797We're in freaking timestop though. It doesn't matter.
>>33205768>>33205686>Not wearing a braWENDY CONFIRMED FOR SLUT
>>33205686>>33205768dying>the savebuttdying harder
>>33205854It's related to Kirika's death so it's highly likely. The feathery landscape and the Clara Dolls are, so far as we know, unrelated to anything else except Homucifer's vendetta towards killing her other selves. The feather covered landscape is thus a direct result of engaging timestop and voluntarily coming into the place where crazy godlike concepts dwell.Homucifer is searching for Chiaki.And Chiaki decides to drop by for a visit.
>>33205829>>33205845gifsound wasn't Dan
>>33205959Then gifsound anon took Dan's extreme lewdness (which is praiseworthy) and made it funnier (also praiseworthy). Thank you Dan -and- anon.
>>33205959KONO DIO DA!
>>33205797Brushing her off isnt going to get us faster to misaka.
>>33205989Dealing with Wendy right now will make us get there slower and throw off our focus. Misaka is our primary concern right now, and if Wendy can't understand we need to get to her ASAP, then she can right fuck off.No, really, the concern is appreciated, but there is a life at stake, a very dear one at that.
>>33205768>This video contains content from UMG. It is restricted from playback on certain sites.Anyone else getting this?
>>33205989>>33205874There is a time and place talking about touchy-feely stuff. Why do Waifufags never understand get this?
>>33206009Well at least the situation cant get any more akward, what with the tortured screams of our alternate selves and the hellish landscape of a posible future.
>>33206016You must be joking.Just a quick explanation on the way is waifu fagging?
>>33205391>>33205426These people, for fucks sake Misaka is dying and they just keep talking even after told to shut up and drive.
>>33206057Talking makes no difference. It's not like being quiet will actually make us go faster or not attract any more attention.
>>33205979Recognition from NECOMy day is already complete
>>33206075Talking is distracting. We are currently on a FUCK THE SOUND BARRIER bike. Imagine what would happen if Wendy was distracted by chatting and ran into a wall, a rock or Homucifer?
>>33206090To be fair that last one could help us a lot.
>>33206090No more Homucifer?
>>33206090Schpeltiger would FUCK IT INTO POSSIBLY MEATY CHUNKS anontrufax nya
>>33206090The last one would get spattered which could be nice.
>>33206101Bang all our troubles solved on that front
>>33206105Or it turns out at some point she switched places with us, killing Chiaki and then it becomes Homucifer Quest.
>>33206103>FUCK US INTO POSSIBLY MEATY CHUNKSftfy. >>33206105Homucifer is an omnipotent level being. Doubt a vehicle splattering her would do too much harm.Also, how healthy would Wendori be?
>>33206090>"I. Found. Yo-" SPLAT>"What the hell was that!?" x2>"Shut up and fucking drive!"
>>33206130>Doubt a vehicle splattering her would do too much harm.Clearly you don't know much 'bout the Schpeltiger
>>33206099I dontwhatIf by help you mean dispose of one of those pesky whores who has been distracting Madoka from true love, slathering Chiaki with a hearty dose of self-loathing, and making Sayaka witch out because she feels like it?Unless you're pushing for a fuck-the-world ending, I don't see how any of those are helpful
>>33206139Unstoppable Force, meet Immovable Object.
>>33206165*Homura, not madoka, this quest hurts my sleep schedule
>>33206167>Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable ObjectThat's not Schpeltiger vs. Crunch Train
>>33206165Running her over that is, i tought it didnt need clarification?
>>33206090Skid marks all over the Transcendant One's face.
>>33206218That would just make Homucifer all the more pissed. We ruined her beautiful face!
>>33206130Actually, now that I think about it, if a boat worked for this guy, we might be ok after all
>>33206258You mean her horrible, ugly face that totally deserves to get ruined.
>>33206299If Madoka/Pinky loves that face, then it's a beautiful face.Wendy and Midori love the Chinese knockoff face too, so it's beautiful as well.
>>33206299Homu's vanity is a weakness
>>33205669Symmetry: Homura gave Madoka her life back involuntarily. Malal returned Chiakis.
>>33205440 >>33205450 >>33205453 >>33205495You shake your head. Maybe it's a good idea for the both of you to take Wendy's advice too. You just want to get through this and to Misaka. It's not like this is a picnic for you either, anyway."...Yeah. Sure, Kong. Whatever you say." And with that, your American ex-girlfriend sinks into the same silence that your own Equerry is doing her utmost best to keep. The blue-haired Eversor now simply holding onto Wendy and burying her face into the other girl's scarf, blocking out all sight.Huh. Well. That's one way of dealing with it, you guess.With you having stopped time in its tracks, the road turns into nothing more than a sparsely-populated parking lot to blaze right through, one that Wendy navigates without any difficulty at all. In fact, it's nothing short of impressive - her not only being able to look past the morbid scenery and unnatural sky to keep her sense of direction and speed, but also doing it with such a brutish, oversized hulk like the Schpeltiger. As if she'd been born to drive the thing all her life, and did so, even in her dreams. Even in her nightmares.Soon enough, the docks - where the warehouses are situated, and where Warehouse 69, Misaka's home and gun storage, is - looms into view. Unlike the rest of the ruined city, the docks seem to be relatively untouched, still in the frozen present rather than in the corpse-filled, decaying future that your Shield keeps showing you. "We're here," Wendy calls out. "Mickey, get your face out of my fucking scarf and get ready. We're here, now we just gotta look for Misaka's warehouse, right? ...What number was it again?""69," You repeat from memory. "Take a left at the third junction and then go straight, hers is at the very end--"[1/2]
>>33206427As soon as you give Wendy the directions, it's here that your Time Stop finally ceases - the gears and springs in your Shield seemingly wound up to the point that the entire metal disc springs back forcibly into its former position with a jarring crash of metal. Color and sound immediately floods - no, blasts - back into reality, along with the natural progression of time and how the sky used to look like. Just in time too, as the dock entrance that you're approaching at speed seems to be barricaded by what appears to be a group of Magical Girls. Seven of them, an entire squad, each one wearing a blue-and-gold band on their upper right arm. Ahriman's colors. Oriko's colors.All of them doing their best to recover from the abject shock of seeing a big-ass rocket with wheels appear out of fucking nowhere and now barreling towards them like a bat out of hell.You could hear them shouting, calling for reinforcements, and one of them breaking away to run deeper into the maze of warehouses. Valiantly fighting down the obvious fear and panic rising in their chests as the bike gets closer, allowing them to see just who is riding the damn thing."Let me take care of these dildos," Sayaka shouts, equal amounts of relief and eagerness coloring her voice. Relief, most probably, from finally being let out of your Time Stop, and eagerness to get back to normalcy by killing things. "Get to Misaka, I'll catch up! Less of these crazies we have to deal with there the easier this'll be!"Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.
>>33206442>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.
>>33206442>[X]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.IT'S GO TIME
>>33206442>[X]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.
>>33206442>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.TRUST SAYAKA
>>33206442[X]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.
>>33206442[x]''Set this thing to ramming speed, Captain Cooldown.''
>>33206442Heads, Sayaka cuts loose.Tails, we bust through.Tails it is.>[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.captcha: usvsAM WendyFunny.
>>33206442>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.Cry havoc and let slip the bitches of war.
>>33206442>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.What time is it everyone?
>>33206442[x] Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade.EVERY POST SCHPELTIGER SPENDS NOT CRASHING INTO SOMETHING IS A WASTE OF ITS RIDICULOUS POWER AND BULK NYA
>>33206442[x]''Sayaka, have you ever tried using your sword in a Drive-By?"'[x]GTA HOMU
>>33206442[X]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.Hard choices!
>>33206442[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.
>>33206442>Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.believe in sayaka
>>33206442[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.They won't catch up to us quick enough if we go through. We get in, get Misaka, get out. No need to split up.
>>33206442[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.Warehouse 69, tee hee.
>>33204909Little sister dragged me out to do 4th of July stuff. Documenting the code base I developed for work otherwise I guess. Help me out. I need ideas for Neco edits.
>>33206442>[X]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.Since when do Tanks stop for ants?
>>33206535Have you considered doing other characters?
>>33206442>Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.She can kill everyone she wants for the purpose of saving Misaka. Right now we can just ride past these.
>>33206442>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.She's a big girl, as is Dildos, kind of.
>>33206442>Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.I KNOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD
>>33206535NECO and Odette.>"Mew nya wanna build a snownyaaaan?"
>>33206442>Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fanThis is a job for a vindicare.Rifle in the shield, see if you can scare up a General Electric Minigun or two
>>33205722To quote /ic/, >>Loomis
>>33206442>[x] LET SAYAKA LOOSECRY HAVOC, AND LOOSE THE BITCH OF WAR!
>>33206442This is what Braids was warning us about, wasn't it?
>>33205737Bookmarked it, and thanks.
>>33206442[X] Let Sayaka off as we mow the barricade down.
>>33206442>[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.
>>33206592Dan linked them to me, haven't taken a look at them yet because I've been too tired from work. Third shift will kick your ass.>>33206599You're welcome. Now go spend the next 15 hours catching up like I did.
>>33206442>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.Handing out dirt naps big time
>>33206442>Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.
>>33206596What if it isn't?>"Murderface, I need to borrow Midori for a threesome.">"What the fu-">"TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!"
>>33206556Working on some others too. Wendy with her bike, Deculture-ko (pic related), and something else for Hero Quest Rena. Its slower going than usual. Upper management keeps trusting me with watch-wearing dildo shit I'm a decade too young to deal with. It's like Hat with Midori? Neco is just fun to draw. Anon's reactions never cease to amuse me either.
>>33206442>[x] Let your Equerry loose as you have Wendy crash through the barricadeIT'S JOUSTING TIME MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>33206578We don't really have a good visual reference for Odette's costume yet. I wonder how Hat's been doing with that...
>>33206759Well, I haven't worked on ANYTHING this week because I've been busy, but Archie has my old sketches. He can post them, if he wants them. They're his and I'd rather not post them without permission
>>33206785More fun to save it until it's closer to being done, I think.(Also I wouldn't post it without your permission. I know some artists really don't like showing in-progress work.)
>>33206785A never ending cycle of needing permission!send help!
>>33206887Not without paperwork signed in triplicate
>>33206785>>33206869Perpetual permission machine is go.
>>33206909Okay to step away from that nightmare. MGNQ, who's the better artist? NAS or Tupac?
>>33206869>>33206965Well, Archie said it's fine, so here's the sketch :V
>>33206993Small is cute.Cute is justice.Odette is small and cute.Therefore Odette is justice.
>>33206993Oh man, she's just a tiny bit shorter than Pinky?I can see her rubbing it in already.
>>33206993Ahaha holy hell she IS tiny, that's adorableShe's adorable nya
>>33206993Odette a qtp2t.
>>33207018"I am justice! I am the winter! I am-""Adorable~""Stop petting me!"
>>33206993Did she, like... Never ever drink her milk or something?
>>33206993She's about 5'. Damn she be short. Shorter than me even!
>>33207030Dimnusis tier short. Its adorable.
>>33206993I still think the best part of this is the fact that Lotte is only a few cm shorter than Souji. So itty bitty~
>>33207077Midori and Odette interaction.
>>33207113>>33207124I WILL DESTROY YOU.
>>33207143We still have thirty episodes to get away.
>>33207020She's 2 cm shorter than Pinky, yeah. She's basically regular, middle school Madoka height (since Decu asked me to make all the PMMM girls slightly taller than their middle school height)
>>33207090Megucas basically stop aging once contracted, right? She could've been contracted very young.
>>33207161Are they still on Namek?
>>33207248I'd say "No" since Decu specifically asked me to age up the girls a bit when doing the height chart
>>33207135"Ahaha~ Look at her~""...I've tamed tougher Callidus than you.""Ah- Wait- T-tamed?"
>>33207248It's not very clear in MGNQ, I think it's potentially slowed or stopped but that isn't especially common.
>>33207279Most Meguca don't live long enough for physical aging to be a concern.
>>33207378Given that they're all universally a bit older its probably the case that, in this universe they were all contacted a bit older?
>>33207416Huh, that might actually explain why Sayaka didnt witch out, actually. She wasnt a meguca when she experienced most of the events that witched her out in PMMM.
Didn't Kyouko and Mami age since they contracted, though?Mami's Mammies are probably a good gauge for this.
>>33207498Mami's been contracted for a very long time, (6-7 years, maybe 8? She was around when/near when the Officio system came into being). Sayaka and Kyouko are less concrete.
>>33207416Some of these officios to take pains to prevent megucas from witching out, instead of pushing for it to happen. This probably improves life expectancy.
>>33207516Then, yes, they age and grow taller and older. Odette's just a short.
>>33207516I meant in PMMM, not MGNQ.
>>33207516According to the wiki, Mami's been contracted for 6 years. A couple years after the officio system became a thing.
>>33207498>>33207562Oh, you're right... the traffic accident screenshot where Mami contracted, she didn't have huge breasts. So she aged since her parents got killed and either wished for large breasts or grew into them naturally. Fairly certain at least one 4koma artist made fun of that...
>>33207554She and Rea should form a club/support group for short megucas.
Sorry, folks, we've run into some biological-type technical difficulties. Deculture's cutting it short for today. I'll be here to answer questions as always, though.
>>33207615Am I being trolled?
>>33207562Considering that important females throughout history have been magical girls, and no one noticed how they never age, I'd guess that they do.Either that or they all die before anyone figures it out.
>>33207615First and foremost, is everything okay? Like, nothing life threatening?
>>33207615Biological difficulties? Has Decu gotten moon cancer?
>>33207615>biological-type technical difficultiesare starfish invading?
>>33207615>biological-type technical difficultiesHe is shitting himself silly isn't he?
>>33207615That's alright, I don't think anyone expected decu to run late like he promised anyway.
>>33207615Alien infestation on the moon?
>>33207615Did he fall asleep at the wheel?
>>33207637>>33207640>>33207645Nothing life-threatening, the moon man is just not feeling his moon best, and it's affecting his ability to continue writing at the moment.>>33207654>>33207665Not in front of the earthanoids.>>33207657Gross, I didn't ask and I don't want to.>>33207663He usually does lately, in his defense.
We should ask the stooges for some telekinesis back up to use Stingers and RPGs as funnels while dual wielding the Katana and Deagle.
Well now that the thread's over, here's the threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>33207635>>33207591Is Eleanor allowed in? She's somewhere between those heights.
>>33207678>>33207713He just asked me to chikuwa for him, said he was having some trouble focusing, and wandered off, possibly to lift.
>>33207736Eleanor's also really young. She might have a growth spurt!
>>33207591>>33207635Oh, btw, Rea is just a bit slightly taller than Misaka, so Odette is still taller than her.
>>33207615Please thank Decu for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!>>33207591>Mami and Midori talking.>Odette nearby lamenting her small bust.>notices Rea nearby doing the same.>instant friendship.>Enishi walks up to them.>commence glaring at her chest.
>>33207736Short People Club is for cool short people only.
>>33207615>>33207681>Nothing life-threatening, the moon man is just not feeling his moon best, and it's affecting his ability to continue writing at the moment.>PMS>Moon manA-HA! FOOLISH COOLDOWN! YOU HAVE SLIPPED AND REVEALED DECU'S TRUE GENDER! NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT IN REAL LIFE HE IS A QT GRIL!
>>33207790Very few grils can become that HUGE.>>33207785None that I was notified about.
>>33207786So I'd be in it? Fuck yeah.>>33207790You're wrong~
>>33207790>My QM can't be this cute and huge.
>>33207790shut the fuck up chen
>>33207734Can someone put the mega cast image in there? I may not always have the MGNQ gallery archived on my site, and I'd like to at least have this one (and the colour cast pic?) preserved in the wiki...
>>33207769Rea is like a reverse Gamagoori
>>33207734>>33207896(colour pic in question)Apologies if it's out of line to ask for archiving.
>>33207896I've been slowly going through the old threads, collecting art again. I'll be taking a one week vacation on the week of July 25.So I'll be updating the fanart gallery then, including all those sketches and everything else that I catch either on twitter or a thread. I ask people to please be patient with me. I'll get it done =w=
>>33207734Hat, update fan art gallery please!
>>33207929>Apologies if it's out of line to ask for archiving.Canadians. You and archivalfag should hang out.
>>33207929Nope! Not out of line at all! I just need a little bit more time!
>>33207955Oh! Okay. thx 2u &a caek =w=
>>33207980I also accept bribes in princess carry
>>33207615Is Deculture's soul weighed down by gravity!?
>>33208114Yes, but he is so huge that he has no trouble carrying it indefinitely.
>>33208053I TOLD you so often that all you need to do to make gud shit is to stop making stuff that looks like it came out of one of your engineering design documentsThen you make that >>33205247 and bam it looks like love and life at onceChill and doodle more man
>>33208053I wrote princess carry about two weeks ago. It wasn't cute, though. It was comical/sad/princess abduction/racing headfirst into danger.
>>33208163But I like neatness and tidiness! If the lines aren't smooth and tidy, I start to get antsy and anxious!
>>33208205And it sucks the life out of your picturescut loose brotherunleash the kraken
>>33208205Do it however you want, a happy hat makes more art!
>>33208196Wendy isn't a princess. That doesn't count.
>>33208163>>33208242Personally, I like Hat's tidy style. It always looks so nice and professional.
>>33208196Crunch needs to get slammed.
>>33208175Still adorable. Good taste.
>>33208163I'd be much happier reading spec sheets embellished with Murderface/Midori/et-al rather than numerical inconsistencies and ass-backward interfaces.
>>33208242>>33208245>>33208348Well, it's good advice. I do sometimes get frustrated because it feels like I've hit a wall. However, it's not a habit that's easy to break. I mean... I like it when the lines are neat and tidy, but I do realize that sometimes my drawings will feel "flat and lifeless" So, that criticism is not something that I'm unaware of.It's just something I have no idea how to fix.
>>33208560Well, what did you do when you made that picture up there?
>>33207615Why is Wendy so useless?
>>33208589sketching at a ridiculous canvas size? then going back and making her hips thrust out more because I was unhappy with it =w=>>33208583possibly! one of those things I need to learn!
>>33208560Your style has never bothered me in the slightest.Though, if you really want to changes things up, try small things like >>33205247 once in a while to get a feel for it.as long as you don't force yourself it might work.
>>33208651Give us your unrefined sketches, your messy lines, your wild drawingsBlow your load of art all over our waiting faces with no regard for cleanliness
>>33208647Zone of competence issues, mostly.
>>33208560>sometimes my drawings will feel "flat and lifeless"Well, as far as drawing Chiaki goes, that should be a sign you're doing good job.Sorry, couldn't resist.
>>33208757What's she good at, then?
>>33208705Okay, that's just a teensy bit weird and creepy... >>33208684>Your style has never bothered me in the slightest.Thanks
>>33208768She could totally fuck up your sleep schedule and the knife you when you're weakened by exhaustion.
>>33208768Stealth and wetwork missions, mostly. Which aren't really anything I've featured her in, and she hasn't had the chance to do much in the main quest. She can take most jerkoffs in a fight, too, but she usually ends up scrapping out of her weight class because she hangs around near the Warmaster tier and tends to pick fights if she isn't sure how to handle a situation.She's suffered somewhat because it took me a long time to get a good feel for her magical abilities and strengths, though now I've got it pretty much nailed down and she'll get to look competent for a change now and again.I guess I also tend to veer too far from showing her as impressive because it's just not that interesting to read about hypercompetent and flawless characters, so I overcompensate somewhat with the poor girl.
>>33208768Big sister-ing. Number 1.
>>33208920>overcompensateLike the chest area?That is actually more Decu's fault though.
>>33208560I made this just for you, Hat.Not sure if it'll help, but maybe it'll help someone else in the thread...
>>33208797Coloring and shading? It's something you never really do. Shading at least would make your sketches come to life more. Add depth to an otherwise flat drawing. Try what Decu does? He gets a lot of mileage out of blocking with blacks
>>33208965Hah! Anyway, I'm hoping with her inclusion in the main quest, the part where I get to actually writing her story and not just a bunch of slice of life vignettes, and the Church of the Golden Land, she'll be able to slip back out of Informed Competence and into Whoa Wendy Can Do Some Cool Shit.
>>33208980This is far more helpful than you may realize. Thanks
>>33208980Ah! Thank you! I'll look it over later, but I gotta rush off now! Bye!
>>33208797Try asking Dan for help on Twitter? He seems pretty helpful. Or one of the other drawfags in the threads? Stove doesn't draw for the quest but he's helped me before and is amazing with expression. You could ask him for critique and advice. MGNQ Drawfag rankings: Dan, Ratmie, Decu, Hat, me
>>33209144Y, you forgot Midori. Though she doesn't have time to draw for threads much anymore.
>>33208651>sketching at a ridiculous canvas size? then going back and making her hips thrust out more because I was unhappy with it =w=It looks really good! Not everything has to be a finished drawing, I think you should experiment more!But the most important thing is that you enjoy it!
>>33209157I forgot nftyw too. Dan, Ratmie, Decu, Hat, nftyw, Midori, me
>>33209446And Grasblade....we have a lot of write and drawfags, huh?
>>33209537Too be honest, I can't keep track of artists and write up authors anymore. Too many of us.
>>33209157Midori's my favorite artist and I tell her that constantly. Needs to do more thread art And more Green Green Magica
>>33209902I consume all of her art time because she likes drawing the Rabbits.I'll whine at her about that stuff.