thread two for the night! kinda feels like we've been doing this a lot latley!Old thread (while it lasts)>>33275478++[x] Well, we're not done yet, let's see what's in the other doors. “Well, we're not done yet.” You point out, pivoting to leave. “Let's see what's behind the other doors.”She nods, her light flashing around to play right in front of you. “This place seems pretty sturdy.” She points out, looking around at the low, half-barrel ceilings and the heavy doors you pass through. “I wonder where they were figuring the Squiddies would land?” You shrug. “A lot of that is still classified, but I'm willing to be London, with attacks on most of the major airbases.” You say. “Why's that?” You pause a second before answering. “Well, you know they managed to get a lodgement in east Anglia and along the southern coast, only to get kicked back to the sea after a couple of months because what was left of the 8th in the ETO was re-tasked to tactical strikes at lower altitudes, and the invasion armies were available for immediate use.” Mav nods. “We did study some history, but I was more interested in the war of northern aggression.” She says. “Figures. Anyway, I figure they'd have 'learned their lesson' and gone after the place that hurt them the worst, and dropped a lot of forces on Britain. London, East Anglia, Scotland, all along the north...” You shake your head. “Be an interesting history scenario, a second invasion in the fifties. Most of the islands would be a radioactive hellhole, had it happened.” “But barin wouldn't be.” Mav points out. “We're a couple miles from anything big.”1/2 ( I think)
First for Powers
“Shit, barin probably would have been one of the first places they hit.” You say. “The five oh one gave the squiddies in this corridor absolute hell, especially after they integrated. This fallout shelter probably wouldn't have done a damn thing against a direct hit, maybe a near miss, but...”Mav nods. “Kinda gives me the creeps. So you're saying anyone here woulda died?” “If the castle had been hit directly? Oh, absolutely.” You say. “Standard back then was big bombs, cos you didn't know if you'd be able to hit exact or not, and the boom needed to be enough to knock out the target even if you missed by a couple miles.” You look around and shake your head. “There's no way we're underneath enough rock to protect this place.” you say, flatly. “But if Barin wasn't hit directly, then it would have probably been enough. All they'd have needed to do was wait out the worst of the fallout and take an evacuation ship to wherever, and it'd have been fine.”The door in the rear leads to another hallway, similar to the one out front, though this one, like the room before it, is covered in white tile and features a rounded ceiling. Three doors line the left side, while the right has two to either side of another hallway- you can just make out the turn with your flashlights. The hall terminates in another door, all of which are closed. It looks somewhat cleaner in here, though that's probably more because it's been sealed up better than the earlier rooms. “More doors. Well, where to?” Mav says.  End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.  Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.  Let's check the left side, then we'll check the right on the way out.
>>33283782>We did study some history, but I was more interested in the war of northern aggressionGod bless you Mav
>>33283815Powers is always first.
>>33283847> Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.follow the route!
>>33283847>End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward. BUNKER GOT BACK
>>33283815still crackin up on that shirley pinart
>>33283847>[x] End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.
>>33283847> Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.Seems to have worked thus far
>>33283847> Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.Keep on moving forward.
>>33283847[x] End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward. Why not?
>>33283847> Let's check the left side, then we'll check the right on the way out.always go left
>>33283847> Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.If it anit broke....
>>33283847> Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out. Clear the whole area. No need to zig-zag around.
seems everybody is still on the old thread
>>33284158shh. let them have their fun
>>33284193I'm in both threads! So shh you.
>>33284193about the baron and his maman? mmkay.for the time being then, i shall expose what mobius one has been doing since shattered skies.https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9987938/1/Mobile-Suit-Gundam-Unicorn-The-Blue-Ribbon
>>33284158tabs are a wonderful thing m'boy
>>33283847 End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.
>>33284214Wait.... what? This is a thing?
>>33284246i was surprised myself. imagine, Godspeed mcjegan ace was actually the grim reaper. take a read when you can; it's actually shaping to be really good. other ace combat references are in there too.cipher and pixy in the flesh for example
>>33284214...I want to click.I know in my head that it's probably horrifically bad, but I want to.
>>33284283don't worry. it's not. trust me.
>>33284214Dear god.That place is still around? I wonder if my first fanfic is still on that site?
>>33284214Gundam Unicorn was so fucking silly...admittedly, most gundam shows are pretty silly though
>>33284383Yes it is, and you still update it.
[x] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out. Deciding that sweeping the right first will be the best option, you open the first door, shining your flash light around the room and taking it in. “Oh, cool.” Mav says, brushing past you to step in as well, her light playing over the contents. “Classroom?” You nod. “Yeah, looks like it. Pretty good shape, too. Bet most everything's empty though.”“Buzzkill.“ Mav remarks sourly, going around behind the desk and opening up drawers. The look on her face tells you that, despite her hopes, you were right. “They probably never used the place, so I bet there's nothing to find in here.” You say, looking around. “Bookshelf?” Mav asks, and you turn to where her light is pointing- the bookshelf, surprisingly, is still stocked, the books' spines faded a bit, but they look almost new otherwise. “Oh, neat. Man, these are really old.” She says, walking over. “Published... nineteen forty eight. Wow.” She's got one opened up, and looking at it, you can see the tell-tales of a textbook, though not one you suspect you'd see anywhere else. “What is it?” You ask, walking over. “Magical primer, for middle grades. So I guess, what? Maybe about the fifteen and sixteen year old classes, somewhere in there.” She says. “Not the basic bullshit anymore, there's some theory and stuff in those.” 1/2
>>33284383yep. they've actually pumped some good stuff out, like lupin as an assassin servant.but mobius as the jegan ace has me hooked right now.
She pauses. “Well, there is now. In this, who knows?”“Kinda neat.” You say, putting the book back on the shelf. “Anything else?”“Doesn't look like it. Just text books.” She says, sounding more down. “That really sucks, I thought there'd be something here.”You shrug. “Well, we're getting further back, now, so maybe we'll find something. Let's check the next room and then we can look down that hallway, if it's not too long.”She nods, stepping back out into the hall. “I wonder, though, if they just left those down here because it wasn't worth the effort of hauling them back out, or if because they forgot about them?” You shrug. “Hard to tell. Most of these places were decommissioned after the UNEDF's plan changed from fighting here on earth to nuclear intercept in space, but that didn't happen till the mid sixties, so who knows?” She nods. “So, hallway first or next room?” Next room on the right, then the hallway Hallway first, then the next room.  Next room, we'll get the hallway later.
>>33284391i guess the problem lies in the fact that banagher was too much of a pacifist and was more about preaching from the cockpit than actually fighting.but i still liked the story.
>>33284436> Next room on the right, then the hallway
>>33284436> Next room on the right, then the hallway>>33284408>“Magical primer, for middle grades. So I guess, what? Maybe about the fifteen and sixteen year old classes, somewhere in there.” She says. “Not the basic bullshit anymore, there's some theory and stuff in those.”Huh might be a fun read.
>>33284436> Next room on the right, then the hallwaycheck the tight ones before we go wide
>>33284214Considering this is coming from a guy who can't use capitalization properly, I'm afraid I can't take your work for it.
>>33284391On the other hand, it decanonized Gigantis' Counterattack once and for all, thus bumping the UC's sanity ratio by 36.8% would be more, but, well, Victory. And Turn A, eventually.And I dunno, the only thing about it that didn't make sense was why Zeon was ever presented in an even slightly positive light given their history of war crimes and intention to continue. Yes they're cool but they're space-Nazis.
>>33284436> Next room, we'll get the hallway later.I say we grab some of those books. Frank can start doing some reading on magic theory and what not.
>>33284472was that referring to me or the author?if it was me, yeah, apologies. really bumrushing my typing to keep up with the thread.if it was the author, yeah, i guess to each his own
>>33284507>if it was me, yeah, apologies. really bumrushing my typing to keep up with the thread.Threads not going that fast, mate.
>>33284396 I wrote up a few Suikoden fics and put up there 14 years ago or so. Had to leave writing and the net for a long while due to reasons. I can't even remember what screen name I had back then. >>33284412I might check back in there again when I have the time.
>>33284527oh? then it's my darned ISP again...
>>33284493Those books are 30+ years out of date.
>>33284436 Next room, we'll get the hallway later.
>>33284557Who knows, it might have something that people once thought as a silly theory that might end up applying to Frank in some way.Never hurts to read.
>>33284557I doubt the core theory of magic has changed in 30 years.
>>33284481It's like Nazi Germany vs Stalin's Soviet Union.Horrible people doing horrible things to each other and a few human stories from normal people caught in the middle.
>>33284616yep. more like a case of the "lesser of two evils"
>>33284436> Next room, we'll get the hallway later.>>33284472>>33284495You do realize the irony here, correct?>>33284453>>33284481I was just flabbergasted when one of the officers handwaved away the fact that a top-secret weapon was YET AGAIN being piloted by an annoying teenager by saying it was the Gundams' "destiny". MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKING DESTINE THEM FOR SOME TRAINED PILOTS. WHAT IS SECURITY?
>>33284693Gundam has never been all that realistic. At the core, at the most basic level, it's a POWER OF YOUTH story.
>>33284693>what if gundam...honestly, I guffaw'd the whole time.>i admit i am a gundam fan, but it does make you pause and think... where the hell is base security when you need it?
>>33284749The books were pretty realistic if you ignore the whole newtype thing.
>>33284771Noooooot really. There's some elements here and there they got right, but in general they're still pretty far from 'realism'.
>>33284453>banagherPlus, this might be one of the worst names for japanese people to pronounce>>33284749Of course it's never been realistic in the slightest, but out of all the things that could've broken my immersion, it was always that annoying, whingy, pacifist teenagers would somehow find themselves inside of the Federation's newest and greatest superweapon. HOW? Like...you'd think they'd fix that shit after a time or two, but noo!
>>33284693Trained pilots aren't emotionally unstable enough to manifest psychic naked-time powers.
>>33284793A gigantic solar laser is technically possible.
>>33284794still don't know how "banagher" translates to "banajee"
>>33284436[X] Next room, we'll get the hallway later.
>>33284816It's a significant point that his psychic naked-time powers were never terribly strong.Also he was kind of a child soldier given the age he joined the military so yeah.
Should we take a textbook for Merlin? Maybe some old theories will kickstart something awesome.
>>33284794Kids changing the world with Giant Robots is like a central theme of Gundam, for better or worse. It'd be strange of Unicorn WASN'T piloted by a whiny pacifist. The message of Unicorn is more or less: even if war is inevitable, keep questioning it. Keep hoping for a better solution. Fight if you must, but always strive for something better.Also: Adults fuck everything up, like they have in pretty much every UC Gundam story. It's up to youth to fix the fuckups of the adults.>>33284817Technically possible doesn't make it realistic. It's technically possible to build a dyson sphere around our sun, that doesn't mean it's a realistic thing to achieve.
>>33284863zounds like a plan, ja?
i think this is a good time to take a break from all this madness and revive an old link:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7G5bxFsI-s
>>33284824because the japs don't have the "djur" sound combo really. you got djah, djii, and djuu. so your options areba-na-djaa-ruba-na-djii-ruor justba-na-djiiif that makes any sense>>33284856He could beat basically anyone that wasn't Amuro, couldn't he?>>33284879I just still can't get over the whole "fuck it, give our secret superweapon to this angsty teen, he's sure to use it better than anyone else" policy
>>33284906I will never understand the like for that song.
>>33284693That gif is fucking amazing. Never change /m/.Also after a certain number of their secret prototype super weapons fell into the hands of annoying teenagers the military probably wrote protocols for how to deal with said brats. You get used to it, you know?Of course Unicorn suggests they subcontracted it to NERV, so it doesn't work.>>33284817>>33284793Anons do we have to go over the definition of realistic? In pantsless plane witches quest 2: the sequel?>>33284816Kek.
>>33284927i've always thought of char who combined foxy sly with wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to his fighting style.
>>33284906Wh-what? Why is this a thing? Why do I like it? My feelings are... I... I'm confused.
>>33284973>>33284949in the words of some anonymous somewhere,>it's niconicohumor
>>33284927In Unicorn's case, Bannana's dad basically prepped him to use the NTD system at a young age, and the system locks itself to the first pilot it accepts. The feddies had no choice but to leave it in his hands if they wanted to get to the box.
>>33284927Char trashed every non-Amuro because he was jut that fucking good a pilot, not through space-hax.The space-hax let him keeep up with psychic bullshit but not a lot else.
>>33284949It's because of the show, anon. The show was one hell of a ride. The song brings feelings, but not as much as one other one.
>>33285027is the "other song" you're referring to related to some multi-colored sweets on a stick?
>>33285027Yeah, I know the show. Like the show even. Well the second half and the two OVAs(?) It's just that song. I could do without it.
>>33284961>You get used to it, you know?"another teenager stole our super-weapon" shouldn't be a "get used to" thing. It should be a "more generals are about to get fired, huh" thing>>33285013I know I really shouldn't be thinking about it this hard, but there are so many things wrong with that whole plan that it just drives me up the wall.>>33285037Sshhh, no sadness here. Not yet, anyways
>>33285018IIRC Char's newtype ability was just enough to let him use FUNNERUs and that was about it.
>>33285064>>33285064SPEAKING OF THAT SONG.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0I don't know why I like it. I generally dislike rap. But this, found great. And I'm sure everyone has heard before.
>>33285078Remember, the Zeon plan for spacenoid independence involves killing more spacenoids than the feddies ever did, across the entire UC continuity up to Unicorn Gundam itself.Planning is something UC Gundam fails at.
>>33285078>>33285064when we get the chance to get into something heartwarming or soul-crushingly depressing in this quest, i will whore the daikazoku, mark my words!seriously though, that song holds a special place in me.
>>33285100oh man, i remember watching this the first time, then i thought...>it fits. it fits like a custom-made glove.but i also like this one.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0r0cgiZ30
>>33285112> something heartwarming or soul-crushingly depressingHow about both?
>>33285173yes. YESYESYEShere's a third alternative for all these dango vids>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkocU5YsHU
>>33285078>"another teenager stole our super-weapon" shouldn't be a "get used to" thing. It should be a "more generals are about to get fired, huh" thingNormally you'd be right, except in the UC timeline it winds up paying off for the Federation in spades. Sure, they lose the RX-78-2, but they wind up with the White Devil and effective control over said unit, as well as, you know, avoiding the obliteration of the Earth's surface via colony drop.See also: The rest of the UC timeline, where teenagers in said super-units solve problems both in and out of said super prototypes that adults could not.>>33285109More like, "It seemed like a good idea at the time" is UC's motto.
So... how about them strike witches huh...
>>33285231Wait, did Ghost post?
>>33285231D-do we have to post lewds in order to get back on topic.
>>33285231Once GD comes back, in the meantime we Gundam/Clannad rap now.Seriously, you know how talks between high level weaboos go.
>>33285249Depends on the lewds.What level lewds we speaking of?
>>33285241not yet, we're still votin.and havin Universal Century discussions.while a couple of us are spamming dango daikazoku for the next feels thread
ANYWAYS, since we're in a bit of a lull, I guess I'll announcing that I'm working on Ivanna Raikov's SUPER HAPPY FUN TIMES in Afghanistan!
>>33285231I wonder how they would fare against a gundam.
>>33285282SUPER HAPPY FUN TIMES!
>>33285264Maybe something like this anon posted:>Pixy thrusting into Nagase>pulls out>"HERE COMES THE SNOW">finishes on her chest>Nagase puts her finger on it>"Larry, is this your white bird of peace?">snuggling, then he gets hard again>"Yo buddy, still alive? V2 re-entry in 2 minutes."
>>33285282Yay Afghanistan! Thanks, Merc, you always know how to write a heartwarming scene! Surely nothing could go wrong!
[x] Next room on the right, then the hallwayYou nod. “Yeah, let's check out the next room, then we'll head down the hallway.”“Ya know, this place is pretty big.” Mav points out. “I wonder if it was designed to house everyone assigned to the castle in it's heyday?”“Could have been.” You say, opening the door to another classroom- well, the castle was an academy, apparently, for a couple years, post war, so that makes sense. Mav makes stright for the bookshelf. “Anything neat?” You ask. She shrugs. “More textbooks, more advanced stuff, some nonfiction, bit of fiction.” “What kind?” You ask. “Romance novels, couple of the early witchcomix.” She says, sounding bored. “Early witchcomix?” You ask. “Here, lemme see.” “Suit yourself.” She says, moving out of the way. “Why do they matter?” “If they're still in good condition- like this-” You say, pulling one out carefully and opening it up, “Collectors will lose their shit for them. Couple grand at auction, I bet.”“So we found something?” Mav asks, excited. You nod, pulling down one of the text books and using it to protect the witchcomix as you put them in your pack. “Yeah, yeah definitely.” you say. “Let's see those nonfiction books.”1/3 (probably 4)
>>33285284Put a witches in Battletech. That be more fun to read about.>>33285305Oh god Merc.
>>33285271>Universal CenturyOn that subject, I was recently informed that they're doing for Zeta what they did in Origin. Wonder if we'll get Zeta Define in the nice hardbacks eventually.
>>33285314>crazy feelthy between edge and pixythat's one hell of a tunnel mission>>33285305more like konstantina's definition of SUPER HAPPY FUN TIMES
“Mostly stuff on the war, no shock there, right?” She says, handing them to you. You open them up, checking their publication dates. “No, no shock there, but some of these are first editions, and rare, to boot.” You say. “Like this one? You don't find many copies of this anymore, especially not translated, almost all of the originals were in German, it's hard to find English copies.” “I'd have thought they wrote more.” Mav says, taking the book and flipping through it before handing it back to you, to stow in your pack.” “Child soldiers tend not to.” You say, kind of grimly. Mav whacks you in the back of the head for it, too. “Who the hell you callin a child soldier?” “Not you, dipshit.” You say, rubbing the back of your head. “But goose? Merlin? Natalya?”“Oh. Yeah, I guess. Good point.” She says. “Plus, I'm not even sure you know how to write.” You say, stepping out of the room. “I mean, southern schools....”“Har-har.” She says. “I've got a pistol Frank, and they wouldn't find your body for a long, long time.” “Meh. I'm sure they'd ask questions if you came back alone.” You say. Anyway, let's continue.”You step back out of the room and turn to the left, looking down the hallway. It ends in a door, and to either side are short halls with a door at each end. “Right to left?” You ask, and mav nods. The first door opens into a much smaller room, with a single bedframe and a small living area, with a plain rug, a somewhat decayed easy chair next to an old, old radio and a lamp, a desk with it's chair neatly pushed in, and a very small kitchenette, with a two-burner stove and a small sink. “Headmisteress' quarters, maybe?” You ask, and mav nods.2/4 (let's not bullshit, it'll be 4)
>>33285332Those go straight to ice
“Yeah, probably. Pretty small, but if everyone else was in communal rooms, this probably be a luxury.” She says. The L-shaped room is about the size of a small apartment, and, judging by the arrangement of the furniture, was never occupied. “Kinda surprised,” Mav says, looking around, “That this place has been abandoned as long as it has, ain't no one come down here and mess around.” “Define mess around?” She looks back over her shoulder at you. “Oh, you know. You're in an academy the entire school year, no boys to go around, a girl gets lonely, ya know?” “I figured that's what you meant.” You say, looking around. “I mean, I'd have killed for a place like this. Way back out of the way, secluded, you could spend hours down here, easy.” She continues. “Just steal a mattress roll and a couple blankets and pillows, and bam. Nice little place.”“Huh. Well, see anything interesting?” You say, not seeing even a bookshelf.Mav shakes her head. “Naw. Let's go.” 3/4
>>33285353Haha, no, we sell them at auction or get them to the preservation groups.Wait, do those exist yet?
>>33285305Something not SW related but I'm trying to make a write-in for valentine's day for idols
The next room, much larger, probably would have been the communal living area for the students. Two rows of bunkbeds line the walls, with lockers behind them. In the center of the room are several tables, and at the far end are a pair of couches near a bookshelf, with another, larger radio on one side. Mav beelines for the bookshelf, while you shine your light around, seeing nothing. “Ya know, I'm surprised there's no cobwebs down here.” You say, having just realized that. “No bugs, maybe?” Mav supplies, distractedly. You shrug. “Yeah, maybe. Just expected to see a few, you know?”She nods, and you continue to look around. Other than some faded posters, there's nothing else, and you join her by the bookshelf in short order. “what have we got?” You ask. “Old magazines, couple more witchcomix.” She says, shaking her head. “Bunch of books, but I don't know if it's worth bothering.” Looking over them quickly doesn't reveal anything, though you add the witchcomix to your bag. “Nothing I see, but we can come back later.” You say, shaking your head. The last room on the end of the hall is a slightly nicer communal area, with single beds and more space between them, but otherwise largely the same. “Instructors?” You guess aloud, and Mav nods. “Yeah, probably. Let's skip it, probably nothing here.” She says.  Alright, done. So end of the hall? Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
>>33285387> Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.Check all the rooms!
>>33285377Again, it still goes to her.She'll know who to contact, since shes the one who was lining up to buy comics.>>33285387> Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
>>33285387> Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.No harm in looking.
>>33285338wait, for srz? ah man, there goes my salary...>collectors will lose their shit for themsuper lingerie fund incoming>>33285387> Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.mystery beckons
>>33285387[X] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.Were are the Russians?
>>33285387> Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.Won't hurt to check
>>33285387> Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.I feel each room is a mystery box.
>>33285387>[X] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE!!!!!!!!
>>33285460this is starting to be a dungeon crawler episode, yeah?
>>33285478>startingIt's been one.
>>33285387 Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.rule #1 for explorers, check every corner for loot, then move on. Those comics are going to be worth a nice mint! Why do i get the feelings, the more loot we score and sell, the faster we can upgrade the castle.
>>33285305DID SOMEONE SAY CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS IN AFGHANISTAN?
>>33285478>>33285493So where's all the traps?
>>33285478The final boss is Zombie Young.
>>33285421>wait, for srz? ah man, there goes my salary...We've got a couple years to save up for them; Viz translation aside, Origin didn't come over for years. Of course I still don't have all of Origin, so it's not much consolation.>>33285520Anything you want to share with the class, Maverick?
>>33285512YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID.
>>33285532>>33285536FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, YOU RUINED THE BUILDUP TO THE JOKE.
>>33285387[X] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
>>33285536.....Seriously holy shit dude, where did you find these?
>>33285556He draws them. With his penis.
>>33285550We all knew where it was going to end.
>>33285524nah, he'll be at the anniversary, for sure, not down here.>>33285533good for you! i don't even have a single volume. welp>>33285520>>33285534no no, the trap is fucking spetsnaz, or konstantina, at least
>>33285550RIP Anya. And my joke.>>33285556http://www.pixiv.com/users/862223Dutchko
>>33285533>>33285534>implying Mav is a tra-Then I remember that fic...
>>33285536and then big boss cqc EVERYONE and fulton them back to mother base!
>>33285536At least there won't be any large bodies of water.
>>33285573Holy shit, Raikov is Balalaika Evil Mode.
>>33285592and remember SHE CAVED IN OUR CHEST WITH ONE PUNCH!
>>33285573That looks like Julie who got cut up
>>33285612Tits are clearly too small.
>>33285612You know, what's funny is that the girl I use as Julie's visual reference is Russian.
>>33285630ah, attorney-general chan!
>>33285630Oh god this chick...
Merc, Ghost, and M0us all walk into a bar.and proceed to get drunk and argue about waifus. What, expecting a joke there?ha.
>>33285630I thought you used worst girl
>>33285592>Balalaika Evil Mode.Isn't that a tautology?
>>33285674Speaking of which. Since we're all over the place tonight.Peoples thoughts?
>>33285673you expected a sexy girl? too bad! it's just a bunch of writefags getting soused!>>33285668because humor
>>33285668Because nothing can stop the love machine.
>>33285674Oh, there is definitely some of her in there.
>>33285584She has a knife right there.
>>33285691Alright, EVIL-ER mode. Happy?
>>33285692curious, what anime is that?
>>33285702Oh God, I just started on Akame Ga Kill.It's like a train crash involving family members you can't look away from.WHY PYROMAN WHHHYYYYYY? FUCK YOU CLOWN.
>>33285705absolute, irrevocable evil.
>>33285703BTRs are also supposed to float. I guess somebody left a hatch open.
>>33285736Or somebody blew a hole open into it.
>>33285692It has gone far too deep into the evil for the sake of shock territory for my taste.
>>33285727Need chapter 51 so badly.
>>33285705Yes.>>33285727It's called Death Flag the Anime for a reason, and it's not because everyone lives happily ever after.
>>33285746That fucker needs to die horribly as well.
>>33285767Ed...?that two-timing, opaque-glasses wearing dufus who calls himself a father...
>>33285703Panic is a hell of a drug.
[x] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out. “Well, it won't take us long to look, and we're already here.” You say, looking around the room. “Let's poke through real quick, see what we can find.” Mav shrugs, heading to the back corner, where a bookcase stands. “If you say so. I guess there'll probably be more comics back there, they were really popular for a while.” She says. The rest of the room proves empty, and other than a few romance novels, surprisingly, the bookshelf does too- not even a single comic. “Guess they expected to bring down their own books?” Mav asks, shrugging. “Whatever. I was right.” “So you were.” You admit. “Alright, on to the next one.”The door at the end of the hall is heavy- almost as much so as the one in the front room. Inside is a metal staircase going down several flights- your light only barely reaches the bottom, you make it to be two or three stories, at least. “Wow. Wonder what's down there?” Mav asks. “Probably the machine rooms and all the stuff that makes this place tick.” You say, gingerly testing the stairs. “Maybe we should save this for later? That shit collapses out from under you... “ she trails off. “Man, I don't want to have to be the one that tells Ice her favorite fantas- I mean, pilot, died exploring some forgotten fallout shelter in the basement of the castle.”The stairs look- and feel- sturdy, but you know that even that can be deceptive- even though the air here is cool and dry, there could be corrosion, and one bad step could easily mean a lethal fall.  You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.  The stairs feel alright, let's head down.
>>33285740That's also a possibility.>>33285767This shitstorm has already happened. You really didn't set it up well.
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.nope
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.We're a pilot, not a structural engineer!
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.NOPE.avi
>>33285816[x] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.LETS DO OTHER STUFF
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.i don't think we have enough EXP to go down a few more levels...
>>33285816> The stairs feel alright, let's head down.Hisssssssss
>>33285816[X] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.Never shy away from the abyss.
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out."Favourite what?"
>>33285816> The stairs feel alright, let's head down.In for a penny, in for a pound
>>33285864Do you really want to know?
What's the most patriotic option? I vote for that.
>>33285692Game of hue's the animeDeath Flags the anime
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out. >“Man, I don't want to have to be the one that tells Ice her favorite fantas- I mean, pilotWe should totally ask about that.
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.What was that, Patty? Don't stop on my account.
>>33285864The one where futa Mav bangs Jess unconscious, I suspect.
>>33285897You have a link? I don't remember that one.
>>33285887HELL YEAH. USA USA USA USA
>>33285848of course. there was shou tucker..and then there's this MAGNIFICENT BASTARD who plans to reset the universe...while taking a crap
>>33285757I prepared myself for pain by reading up on all the spoilers beforehand.It still fucking hurts....Also, I'm scared. Why am I shipping Wave and Kurome? WHY? I need to go get myself checked. I think the trauma is getting to me.
>>33285919I'll be in my bunk.
>>33285816>[x] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.We've clearly reached the point where we need to stop.Let's keep going and see what happens.>>33285853Stare too long into the abyss, the Hellcow stares back into you.
Also, this pretty much sums up Raikov's feelings about Red...
>>33285949>the Hellcow stares back into youhe sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...
>>33285925>that DARE sticker on the saddleGets me every time.
>>33285816 The stairs feel alright, let's head down.Tesla's labs down below?
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out. Yeah, nah. I'm getting some bad vibes from that place.
>>33285959RaikovxRed cutting lewds when
>>33285816>[X] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.HA! FEAR NOTHING!
>>33285991As long as Red is doing the cutting...
>>33285977>tesla labswell fuck. maybe sharkplane is still down there.but nope, not changing my vote. we still need some EXP
>>33285930You should have caught up with us.Being on /a/ when CLOWN WEDDING appeared was glorious
>>33285816[X] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.
>>33285991Let me catch up on Merc's quest and I'll whip something up in a week or two.
>>33286002I-...You know what? I don't want to know.
>>33285959>>33285991Actually, considering how Red wanted to bring in the Katana into the bedroom in that lewd scenario....Whelp, they match better than I though.
>>33285816>[x] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.Lets not and say we did
>>33286058Here.Have a oneshot.http://www.batoto.net/read/_/128541/akame-ga-kill_v5_ch23.5_by_animum-mutareSee if the mango is to your taste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CB9ARlvl0i'll just leave this herei await the day when glorious witch with target designator arrives
>>33286104NOPE, NOT TOUCHING THAT WITH A BARGE POLE.
>>33286057 Do Raikov/Pierce and Tarin/Pierce lewds instead
>>33286104Oh. Oh my. I'm gonna watch this. It seems like good DESPAIR food.
>>33285816> You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.If we get injured down here we'll lose our perfect place for our still. We got what we came for, let's cut and run. I have a bad feeling about this.
>>33286104The last page always kills me.
>>33286188Turns out its the detention level and we fall into a trash compactor that kicks on. Need Merlin to turn off the compactor.
>>33286220sounds like something out of rockman x2
>>33286220Merlin and Frank are going as R2-D2 and Han Solo on Halloween.
>>33286238Yes.>>33286235u wot m8?
>>33286263Megaman X2. Kind of odd since it's a blatant STAR WARS reference, but what are you going to do?
>>33286238Oh man, that would be adorable
>>33286238frank shot first! is what ice will say then>>33286263i-i.. i was just reminded of the mission where x w-was captured by some mavericks a-and zero stepped in for a bit to help h-him loose...
>>33286295Oh yea, I sure he shot real fastHow dissapointing
>>33286276You be surprised at how many haven't seen Star Wars nowadays.
>>33286295i-i haven't brushed up on my original trilogy knowledge, sorryplease don't kill me, this jessicaxmaverick lewd has me distracted
>>33286315First Captain Kirk, now star wars.Christ, I feel old.
>>33286323Would you like one that involves the Twins and Slider?
>>33286311ouch, man, ouch.
>>33285959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzLQMO0W9U8This is how I imagine their next fight to be.
>>33286335You and me both.
>>33286336no... teasing please. link where>
>>33286379Ah, I forgot the spoiler. Oh well.
>>33286315>>33286323FFS. A New Hope had a second theatrical release in 1997, two years after X2 came out in the states.If you were enough of a nerd to own a SNES and to later see the prequel trilogy, you were enough of a nerd to have seen the Star Wars movies at about the same time, particularly ANH, which was broadcast on TV multiple times.>>33286335>>3328635825 this year. Odd to think I'm a quarter century old. Doesn't help people keep asking when I start college.
>>33286428So, when ARE you?
Merlins are for lewds.
>>33286519Fuck you, I graduated two years ago.
Ghost x Merc x Maus lewds when, Feelthy?
>>33286559With some hope. Never.
>>33286548When do we get to meet Eila spawn?She is Young's wife after all.
>>33286555this is the only merlin=lewds thing i support!
>>33286559How about RexxGhostdiva?
>>33286576THEN YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!
>>33286573wait what? did they even go that far?
Is it me or does every second thread Ghost does go full silly mode?Not complaining or anything. Just you know...
[x] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out. You pause, then nod. “Yeah, yeah, you're right. Let's just check the last couple doors and head out.”You turn back, closing the door to the stairwell behind you, and opening the first door on your right- the left as you'd entered the hallway. “It's... a head.” Mav says, crestfallen. Rows of showers stretch towards the back, and you're sure there's a bunch of commodes around here somewhere. “Welp. Moving right along.” You laugh and follow her back into the hall, and into the next room. “Sickbay?” Mav asks, looking around. You nod. “Yeah, looks like. Kind of weird, wouldn't they have healwitches?” Mav shrugs. “Who knows? It's not very well equipped, I bet. Probably just basic stuff for the day and some painkillers.”“All long, long expired.” You say. “Anything interesting?” “Nah, not really.” Mav says. “If we were into the salvage business, maybe, but nothing good here.”“Lame. Alright, on to the next one.” The next room proves to be a lounge- the bookshelf here, too, is frustratingly empty of anything of value, on;y a few magazines. “That's it for this hall, huh?” Mav says. You nod. “Yeah, just the two doors in the front room up there and that's it.” She nods. The first is an empty supply closet- Steel racks holding a few boxes with spare lightbulbs, or a package of batteries. Some spare army issue ammunition pouches and a sling round out the collection, but nothing of value waits here either. 1/2
>>33286583o-one of what??
“Oh well.” Mav says. “We probably found enough loot for a day, anyway.” You shrug. “Could have been something downstairs, who knows?” “Yeah, well. I'm not going down those steps and I'm not telling any of those three you busted your skull trying. I'll find some rope, we can try again later, ok?” She says, warning you. You nod. “Yeah, sure. Let's check the last and get out of here.” The last room turns out to be another storage locker- in much the same state as the one prior to it, with the empty shelves dully reflecting the light from your flashlights. “Oh well.” Mav repeats. “I guess it's time to go get chow anyway. I'll beggar off the chase job tomorrow, and if kitty does too, then she and I can head back down here and get started setting it up.”“I'll take a look for a hack when I get the chance.” You say, “But I don't know when that's going to be.” Mav nods. “Well, sooner would be better than later, but you've got you some time. Let's go get some chow, though, I'm fucking starved.”“Yeah, agreed.” You say. Damn, you're probably going to have to deal with leftovers. Oh well, you think, thinking of the comics in your pack. At least you probably made a couple thousand dollars for missing it. Not a bad trade, all in all.
NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
>>33286596Eila tried to fuck with us on the phone to get back at our closeness with Sanya. So we turned it around on her with Sanya's help>>33286615Thanks for the run, Ghost!
>>33286626>THE CALLoh man, i was *this* close to forgetting that!
Ok! and that's it for the night. The thread turned out kind of different than I expected, but that's ok, that's one of the things I actually really like. I ended up making most of this up as I went along. Sorry for the slowdown there at the end, I was getting kinda tired and hungry, but decided we were close enough for me to finish out the thread then go get some food and go to bed. I probably could have done it between updates as well, but whatever, haha. As usual, hope you guys enjoyed, and we'll be back next week at the usual time (hopefully). till then guys, cheers!
>>33286640It appears Russia is under attack. I like this already.
>>33286631http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yI3MUb0OpAnext time on STRIKERS 89 QUEST
>>33286647Yeah, this was fun. More Mav time is always a good thing!
>>33286647Thanks for running, Ghost!
>>33286654>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yI3MUb0OpANo no no. that's not for a while yet. I mean, uh. wait. Haha, disregard?
>>33286647glory be to bel-err, ghost!looking forward to next week's thread!
>>33286647So since most of the stuff you made up, does that actually have any effect towards Frank?Like him finding the C-rations and comics will benefit him right?
>>33286664>More Mav time is always a good thing!I'm with you on this one>>33286647Didn't expect us to go dungeon crawling?
>>33286675I'm onto you...
>>33286675>ghost fumbling about somethin i postedhaha ghost, what is this? something you're not telling us about VF-3's arsenal?
>>33286647Fun run tonight Ghost!
>>33286704conservative slider when boss?
>>33286681oh yeah, of course. Just because I had to wing it doesn't mean it's void, it still happened and whatever you guys want to do with the stuff you found is your call. >>33286690 Kinda no, not really. But it wasn't too bad, and kinda fun to do, I haven't DMed in a long, long time, and this was a lot like that. Without the swarms of things. or the lots of spot checks. I was a terrible DM, haha.
>>33286715No slider tonight.Real Soviet Needs (NSFW)http://pastebin.com/KYMqQ9QuAnyways, I have written the lewds. Now I am going to go back to less lewd things for 89.
>>33286615>Damn, you're probably going to have to deal with leftovers.Frank forgot for a second who's been cooking for him.
>>33286717>thinking /tg/ would past up a chance at loot and hanging out with MavCome on now. You just need to give us more chance to bullshit around with Mav, really.
>>33286748I've been waiting for this.
>>33286748>Now I am going to go back to less lewd things for 89.nooooooooooThe lewds must flow!
>>33286748katya lewds and not conservative slidereh, not really a problem boss
>>33286748God bless you feelthy.
>>33286749Actually, she took the evening off. >>33286766Oh, I know. I just didn't expect you guys for going for a moonshine still, you've been playing Frank pretty straight.
>>33286675it's time for...Guess what Ghost was talking about!
>>33286785MASH. That's all I need to say as to why I voted for it.
>>33286785i went with more dungeon crawling to have more time with Mav, actually.
>>33286785I just did it because we get precious little time with Mav is. Maybe Frank misses his friend a bit, and wants to do something fun and not immediately lewd with her?
>>33286821>frankxmav lewdtimeno! don't give them ideas!remember jessica!
>>33286785I did it because Frank needs to have fun even he knows he needs to take it easy but their are few opportunities to do so.Projects like these help a guy relax so I don't think its not in-character
>>33286785Yeah, well... Frank's still got a bit of Gnome in him after all. He just controls it most of the time.
>>33286821See that's the nice thing about Mav. There's no strings there. Just two friends bullshitting for awhile. These two threads were nice to have.
>>33286836>frank x mav lewdtimeI'd read it. It's far too late for them, but we really should really spend more time with her
>>33286785>>33286864it's good to have a nice bash-buddy to turn to when the world feels like it's coming to get you
>>33286872>It's far too late for them, but we really should really spend more time with herI know, but at the back of my mind, a strange feeling tingles...moments like this with mav = death flag
>>33286897Everything we do is a death flag. We've just managed to avoid deaths by being smart and/or lucky.
>>33286897hush you, don't bring us bad juju
>>33286911no, i mean, it's a death flag for mav. like when you see a friend after a long time, then you get separated again, then the next thing you know, poof, they're gone.
>>33286940Like I said, everything we do with anyone is a death flag for everything involved. Especially our enemies.
>>33286950>Especially our enemieshaha, QFT
>>33286966no. not now. not yet
>>33286995let's add up to thathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuaQflZr3Foi will be keeping these salvos in reserve for when we really need them
>>33286995>>33286983i-it had a happy end, guysa-always remember the happy end throughout the sad
>>33287061And that's why I cry. These tears are not those of sadness, but those of relief. Of joy.
>>33287061yes, that's why i keep the song on standby.no matter the pain, the light of hope will always shine through
>>33286748I freaking called it!This explains why a lack of Kostantina lately, she can't look at her 'love' after doing something so lewd.
>>33287099nah, i bet she's just jelly.
>>33287099If anything, she'd keep trying to find excuses to look at him.
>>33287171i bet she was watching from somewhere.if she could put two and two together, she could've been taking notes.
>>33286748>passionate kiss that lasted for several minutesWell, that explains why Georgette had to clean the sheets the next day.And Konstantina found a new thing to keep her occupied. I wonder if we'll even see her for the next week before she has to go get treatment for Carpal Tunnel.
>>33287061>it had a happy endYea, right. After killing everybody he loves, it throws in that bullshit one-episode wipe. I don't buy it
>>33287188It makes complete sense if you look at where it comes from.
>>33287187>carpal tunnelis this lewd related or is this self-headpat?
>>33287197You mean the VN? You're right that the end is technically the true-route end, but it didn't lend itself well to the anime format.
>>33287171Now I imagine her having those instant cameras cursing capitalist ingenuity as she makes a small photobook of her progress to blurred or messed up photos of frank to her more successful ones especially ones without the harlots (which is rare) Does that mean headpats won't be enough for her anymore?
>>33287202Ah yes, Another. Otherwise known as Final Destination the anime. Good times.>>33287217Yeah. Don't you remember needing to get all the little light thingies? I'd agree, but I still liked the ending in the anime.
>>33287209She just learned how to finger herself. Figure it out.
>>33287218>those instant cameras cursing capitalist ingenuitywell there's always lomo
>>33287224i guess im a bit behind on the threads then, good sir. link, if you may?
>>33287223>Final Destination the animeyou mean>muh pies the anime>>33287223>Don't you remember needing to get all the little light thingies?Yea, but it was barely a plot point in the show til much later on. It seemed like as asspull, which is much more forgivable in VN format than it is in anime format
>>33287229lomo's?Also do you think she will try to cut out pictures of the harlots and add herself to them?
>>33287245did you even read the thing that feelthy posted
>>33287260lomo was a russian camera maker, IIRC. they made the LC-A+, right?>cut out picturesyeeee... not really sure. she's probably still in the blind with that.
>>33287268>did you even readi have no excuse. i stand corrected.
>>33287278oh, I see but I think she starts picking up the hobby at Barin and seeing in Russia its hard to come by especially for her, she curses the tools she is stuck with.You may be right but most likely for the lack of pictures she has of herself which are 'unacceptable' to combine with the one she has of her love
>>33287303>most likely for the lack of picturessuddenly i remembered. SOVIET PHOTOSHOP SKILLS
one day, Frank's gonna go down for breakfast or whatever and see all the witches in his squadron (except arguably Merlin) all sortsa burnt out, and he won't immediately have any inkling that it is largely his fault
>>33287327i imagine h\she only has pictures of herself back in the testing area/academyor file military mug shots/Now she is on a mission to have a presentable picture of herself so she can photoship herslef into on of her frank photos.Which will end up in both of them actually taking a picture together and she loses her cool
>>33287395One day all the girls are gonna decide to have FRANK for breakfast...
>>33287395pick one.a. magic sucked out by fronk subconciouslyb. a shady new sex drugc. mav's been fooling around againd. it's a putin/konstantina conspiracy
>>33287412>remember, remember, the morning after image we had last thread, and one the drawfags probably overlooked>>33287398blushing konstanina is best konstanina
>>33287412The closets of Barin...our greatest savior or our worst enemy?
>>33287431the barin closets are definitely playing both sides
>>33287444it is but natural selection! only the toughest survive these vile vaults!
>>33287424No innocent Kostantina is best Konstantina
>>33287465yes, i know comrade, she was only blushing because fronk gave her a headpat
>>33287415Templates like that are forbidden!
>>33287483aw crap, i thought i got through the SAM coverage!oh well, nothing a Gap can't fix
>>33286699Oh no, no no. nothing like that at all. At least, not yet.