>>33361943
>3, Yell out "WHY?!"

>>33361943

1, Go to the bakery!

>>33361943
3, Yell out "WHY?!"

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"Why?"
"Do you stupid hormonal pieces of shits really want to risk getting stabbed in the dick out there?"
"WE WERE ORDERED TO STAY INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE"

>>33362407
Fuck it, go grab some warm bread at the bakery

>>33362407
"Look man, if life was made for being careful and be a pussy then nobody would get anywhere. Life is about risks and i'm not gonna stay inside just so that i'll live unsure about not getting any poontang. You're a teacher, you should understand this loss more than us!"

Then run away to not do what you said you'd do.

>>33362407
"Well, Anons needs ta tuffin up. We's been threw worser stuff."

>>33362407
suck his alpha dick

>>33362407

Take the rapier and jam it in his urethra for being ass.

>Everything is evens.
Fuck.

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>>33362510

>Looks here, if life ams madings for beings of carefuls and being pussy then nobodies would get anywhere.
>Life ams about risks and I ams not goings to stayings insides just do that I ams livings unsure about gettings any poontags.
>You ams teacher, you ams understandings of loss more than us!

>Besides, Anons is needings of toughings ups.

"Hey!"

>We ams beings through worser stuff.

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>>33362454

Then you guys head off to the bakery.

>>33364256

Damn you wussy!!

PAUSE

>>33364256
Anon: Use your tears to make the ground behind you slick, so the chasing guy trips.

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>>33365704

Anon used his tears to slick your trail.

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1, He slips and lands, turns back to school. (-He will harshly punish you when you return. If you don't return, he will hunt you down later.)
2, He slides on it to gain speed on you
3, He slides into an alternate path to your destination: The bakery

>>33366955
MYSTELI ROLL

Rolled 1

>>33366934

Forgot the RIGHT dice, ooops

>>33366955
4? 4?! What is 4?! Does he pull an orzs, and slide away?

>>33366998
lol sux 2 suck
also what kind of punishment?

>>33367005
Didn't Teli ask you to stop namefagging in this quest?

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>>33366955
>>33366998
You rolled wrong Teli, you will have to accept...
A PENALTY GAME!

>>33367055
Hmm, maybe. It's been a long time though, so I would apologize and not do it again, because I have forgotten. Did Teli ask that? I don't remember.

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>>33367067

Sh-shit.

>>33367024

Who knows, let's just hope it's nothing really painful.

You and Anon had successfully escaped you verbally abrasive teacher and safely reach to the Bakery.

>>33367091
She did, so please stop.

>>33367067
fucking volume one of yugioh and it's no nose yugi

>>33367091
She did.

>>33367091
Yeah. Only reason I remember is because you're really fucking annoying and I cheered when he told you to gtfo.

>>33367129
>>33367131
Oh, ok, I will stop.

>>33367104
Check your pockets for money. We need dosh for delicious treats.

>>33367104
>Pause
>enter key for gamestop excluside preorder DLC

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>>33367316

Your pockets contain:

Lint
240 money
A stick of mint chewing gum
Post Key
Phone

Upon entering, the bakery turns out to be a mess. It also smells like some strange mix of pheromones, baked goods, and sex. There are odd noises coming from the kitchen.
There are pastries and frosting all over the floor. There is also some bread but most of it stayed on it's shelf.

>>33367570
Leave. A bakery that smells like this cannot have very sanitary goods. Go track down Torpedo Asshole.

>>33367570
Take some baked treats and leave money on the counter. Take cryanon shopping for gifts for his wife.

>>33367635
Change to Anon.

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>>33367768

You take some bread with your treats and bagged them. 30 monies were placed on the counter.

Then you offered up to take your friend here to go gift shopping for his wife.

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>>33368138

You are now Anon.

>>33368596
Eat the cookie and assimilate its essence.
Gain ability to produce chocolate tears.

>>33368596
Eat the cookie
Go buy a nice gift for your weapons obsessed gf.

>>33368596
fuck the cookie, absorb its shame

>>33368609
This will be our first step towards liquid enlightenment.

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Slow day today, huh.

>>33368692

You ate the cookie. You are now sated.

First thing in finding your grilfriend a gift is knowing where to get one. Where do you look first?

>>33369620
a gunshop?
she is /k/ay

>>33369662
this sounds safe

>>33369620
Ninja or us.

>>33369934
Do you mean R Us?
Like Toys R Us?

>>33369662
We can get her an embroidered holster.

>>33370071
That is not a bad idea.

>>33369662
Isn't /k/ay fucking /fit/guy in a train?

>>33370333
Her body is. Yorrick is possessing her.

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>>33369662
>>33370082

The gun shop should be across town. You don't really know where it is, but you're sure it is across town.

>>33370455
Head across town then? Maybe ask someone for directions.

>>33369620
Ask the friendly masked man if he knows where we can buy guns.

>>33369620
Wave to opium head.

>>33370455
Ask someone with large muscles for directions to the GUN SHOW. Be unaware of the standard response.

>>33370455
Guys that damn dog is a worse villain than Neckbeard ever was! LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS PLACE

>>33370555
this

>>33370587
I'm pretty sure Neckbeard has caused far more damage and killed far more innocents.
Intentionally, too.

>>33370455
Why don't we collect swords for her? There's no shortage and they are pretty /k/

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>>33370486
>>33370548

"Eh? Guns?"
"There should be a gunshop across the traintracks and past dog park."
There was shouting coming from inside the bakery.
"Excuse me."
The masked man disappears into the bakery.

>>33371025
Garush should have first pic. He actually uses swords. Wooden ones, but still.

>>33371044
Wonder what that's about.

Garush: challenge Cryanon to a running duel as we head to the gun shop, switching between different rainswords as we go. Toughens you up, and we can test which sword is most suitable at the sames times!

>>33371044
Go look at some funs at the funshop.

Not a typo

>>33369960
... yeah I was on my phone.

>>33371044
Against better judgment, investigate the shouting coming from inside the bakery.

>>33371373
Second.

>>33371373
But we were just in there.

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>>33371088

Garush challenged you to a running duel, but you told him to hold on.

>>33371420

You went back into the bakery, your Orc friend is waiting outside. It still has that pheromone, freshly baked sex smell, now mixed in with opium. There are voices coming from the kitchen.

>>33371762
wat

>>33371762
>posted on the wrong tab and cant delete because on phone
Shamefur dispray. Now I feel like an idiot.

>>33371762
Unfortunately we have to do this now, whatever it is.

>>33371663
Better sneak up and listen in! Why? Curiosity.

>>33371663
Run the fuck out.

>>33371762
>Evens
Oh, shit, what did you just do?

>>33371663
Enter kitchen cautiously.

>>33371774
You can delete on a phone by turning it sideways, which gives you the selection button as usual.

However, you must leave this post, as it is now our action.

>>33371762
What IS this?

>>33371762
>The power of /v/ summons us a Cougar
>May /k/ guide my aim

>>33371762
>All I need is one good biofarm
Didn't /k/ay have a plan to use our tears to make hydroponics for the inevitable zombie apocalypse? That's the best I can do trying to parse this.

>>33371762
>>200 kills to go on my Cougar
>>Feeling the urge to use the Jag or TRAC for dat tasty 750/143
>All I need is one good biofarm and I'd be set.
For posterity, and the fact that it was an even post.

>>33371832
Great, my shame has been lessened.

A Cougar is a gun from a video game. Maybe get one for /k/ay. Ill find a picture.

>>33371898
>Great, my shame has been lessened.
>>33371896


We're doing this. Whatever it is, it's what Cryanon is doing.

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>>33371898

>>33371898
A TR soldier feels no shame, only PRIDE and RAGE.

>>33371896
Could be Cryanon's inner monologue, I guess?
>CRYANON: What should I buy her? She said she had 200 kills to go on her cougar, so she'll need a new one of those soon. I'm feeling the urge to get her a Jag or TRAC though.
>LUSTANON: Damn she's tasty, a 750 out of 143 ass.
>CRYANON: Guess I could work on her apocalypse hydroponics base for her. All I need is a good biofarm and I'd be set.

>>33371772
>>33371798
>>33371804
>>33371876
>>33371894
I guess I might as well try to add some context since my post is here now.

The Cougar is a long range carbine with a low rate of fire but higher damage with moderate recoil, making it an ideal mid-long range gun, but not very good for close range.

The Jaguar and TRAC-5 both have a much higher rate of fire (750 rounds per minute) but lower damage, which makes a good close to midrange "all rounder" weapon.

You get medals for a number of kills, with the highest being 1,160. I'm getting that medal before "retiring" the Cougar.

>>33372076
Oh, and a "biofarm" is a term for a one sided fight in favor of the defenders at a base called a biolab.

>>33372043
The Brass pls

>>33372043
Fascists!

>>33372076
I'm glad that you're here to help us pick a gun for /k/ay, anon.

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>>33371762
>>33372048

>What should I buy her? She said she had 200 kills to go on her cougar, so she'll need a new one of those soon. I'm feeling the urge to get her a Jag or TRAC though.
>Damn she's tasty, a 750 out of 143 ass.
>Guess I could work on her apocalypse hydroponics base for her. All I need is a good biofarm and I'd be set.

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>>33371798
>>33371804

However, you will save those thoughts at the gunstore!
You cautiously reach up to the kitchen door and cracked it open.

"... Then he punched me and ran for it. I think he got the idea his brother must of suffocated in there."
"Are you sure the kid's not just asleep?"
"You better open up and see, boss."

>>33372359
Oh shit run

>>33372328
Aw my idea got used. feels good m

>>33372359
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT

>>33372359
Sneak attack! Go grimdark on his ass like you did on banshee cunt. Or was that more edgy...

>>33372359
you should probably sneak away
be careful

>>33372328
So, is Lust giving Anon some Stockholm Syndrome?

>>33372359
spilled frosting: slip Cryanon on yourself. Loudly

>>33372359
Cryanon: Face your demons

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>>33372368

NOPE

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>>33372576

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"WHO SAID THAT"

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT SHIT"

>>33373308
Get up and sprint to the gun store. You're gonna need some heavy firepower to take that thing out.

>>33373308
Run to Garush

>>33373308
PAUSE, FILE SELECT

>>33373308
First things first, inspect substance what we slipped in. I hope it's just frosting.

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>>33373366

>>33373438
Select One-Arm File

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>>33373444

It is currently 2:56 AM, 32F.
You are currently HUNGRY, TIRED, and FREEZING
You had just escaped your captor and your succubus rapist.
You ran as quick as you could to avoid the sword rain.

Your dick went flaccid.

>>33373570
Contact your Spirit Animal Guide for help

>>33373570
Consider the possibility of starting a relationship with the succubus, rather than continuing down this path.

>>33373570
Find the nearest building and get inside.

>>33373570
Search the snow for a white dog or a tv chick.

>>33373570
This: >>33373582

Confirms you for a girl though, dicks aren't exactly flaccid when it's freezing.

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oh shit i just went and confirmed that dicks don't go flaccid when freezing, OOPS


Turns out your dong isn't exactly flaccid.

>>33373582

Oh right. How do you do that again?

>>33373590

You're considering it.
The pros are:
>Sex
>Someone to cuddle up with
>Sex
>Not be alone
>Is into anal games

The cons:
>Bitch will drain your energy
>Rapist, probably abusive
>Is into anal games

>>33373770
how important is our energy?
Is there a way to quickly restore it?

>>33373770
How many times would you have to lay with the succubus to be completely drained, aka dead.

>>33373770
Call out to the spirits of /x/ with your mind. Ask them to help you unbind yourself. And give you a spirit animal.

>>33373770
>inspect surroundings

>>33373770
Get inside so your dick doesn't freeze off.

>getting off to stick figures at three in the morning
wouldn't trade this feeling for anything else in the world

>>33373770

Try to find a sword and use it to cut the rope.

>>33373770
Look for something sharp to cut the ropes.

>>33373770
Wonder why you are green.

>>33374783
Anon, I want you to think about what you just said.

>>33374783
Does that mean we are orks?

>>33374783

We are Anon. Anon is green.

>>33374961
No, we are one of those christmas lights you put on your tree, the green ones.

It's just that nobody plugs them in since that would be immoral.

>>33373770
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnKLhi83J8

>>33373770
>>33373815
With eyes tightly squeezed shut, concentrate until you feel your essence depart your body. Open them again in the Spirit Realm, which is connected to Ancient /x/ and as a result is full of eldritch horrors and copypasta. Your spirit animal is a crab made, ironically, entirely of arms.

Krr'A'Thrrmrr, The Dread Handyman. His advice almost always relates to scuttling.

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>>33378221
A crab? I didn't realize One-Arm was the cancer.

Instead it's the mighty hand-eagle, hands down the most handy spirit companion.

One-Arm: Am I screwed? Tell me, I can hand-le it!
Hand-Eagle: ok seriously that's enough puns
One-Arm: Clad me in your spirit arm-or!
Hand-Eagle: plz go

>>33378801
going for evens

Ask for a handout

>>33373770
Looks to me like the pros there outweigh the cons.

You also forgot the "May protect you from that bearded monstrosity" pro. Which is a big one, if you ask me.

Bumpin

>>33380272
And again.

>>33380272
>>33381743
quest is kill

>>33381763
No, it just takes Teli time to draw.

>>33382006
Time to draw. And sleep. And eat. And generally not be here.

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>>33373898

You can't quite see the nearest threads entirely, but you take a wild guess what they are.

Name a thread from the catalog. First four evens will be listed.

>>33382223
This one >>33361943

>>33382223

>>33374576

>>33382223

>>33358955

>>33382223

>>33370608

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Rolled 2

>>33382256
>>33382315
>>33382478

Not enough posts, so let's just go with these three!

>>33382223

>>33381282

>>33382256
>>33382315
>>33382478
>>33382597

Woops, forgot that post, reroll?

>>33382620
It's your quest teli.

>>33382620
We also had a new even post since then: >>33382616

I'd say reroll, but others may disagree.

Rolled 3

>>33382620
I have no idea what's going on.

>>33382620
Seriously Teli, are you itching for a PENALTY GAME?

Just reroll.

>>33382223
>>33341059
Cooking that will warm us up.

>>33382620
Well, we now actually have four even posts on the matter, so maybe reroll on those, since that was the original plan?

>>33382620
Adding another one because The pit.
>>33378200

Rolled 1

>>33382256
>>33382478
>>33382616
>>33382672

Reroll on demand

>>33382723
Wegottagodeeper.jpg

>>33382723
Anyone remember hobo quest?

>>33382723
Welp, time for meta.

>>33382768
And now Cryanon will realize how strange the world is that he lives in and will try to change it to the best of his abilities with his posts
We have given him a taste of godhood, and may become a force to rival the Darkness of the Neckbeard, or change Neckbeard himsefl

>>33382850
Or...

EY one arm, you a fucking chump! Get dat white booty over here, I wanna tell you how a shit you are!

So teli... would posting pictures affect what pops up in the thread?

>>33383020
Well he'll probably have to experience the whole thread first, so it'd be like walking into a room with a giant crt tv screen replaying his life with a few dickbags making dumb remarks at it.

He will probably leave out of pure existential fear before he gets to us.

TELI! IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE! How do YOU run your thread?

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>>33382723
This will be good.

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>>33383166
Indeed friend.

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>>33383274
So do you think that whatever pictures we post will be in the actual things in the thread building?

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>>33383352
>>33383352
I believe so, yes

>>33383166
>>33383274
>>33383352
>>33383410

Is someone sitting on the remote or something?

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>>33383470
Naw, I think the idea is that whatever is posted as a picture comes to life in the thread. Like in the thread building there will be a door leading to a room containing a thousand skellies.

>>33383526
OR you are being an ass just adding images to the thread, lowering the amount of images teli can post.
To the pit with you.

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>>33383352
"O thank god it was only a nightmare."

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Sorry, had an emergency. Here's the long and anticipated update!

You have entered FASHION SHOP. The usual hostess is not here, something said about a PUNISHMENT GAME. So she had her daughter take charge while the hostess is busy. Purchases can be billed and paid later if you do not have cash on hand. You can also exchange items for costume items.
Since this is your first time, you may a total of 5 costume items for free.

>>33384116
"I want your costume please."

>>33384116

Ask to be freed from the ropes, then see if they have a Kamen Rider outfit.

>>33384147
Kamen rider W suit. And then pile fedora's on top.

We need to find something that will keep succubi and Neckbeards away.

>>33384138
This.
Also, exchange your current costume for her costume so we can have 5 free again.

>>33384116
Try on dapper costume.

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>>33384162

Why not this?

>>33384138
>>33384174
This.
Insist that she gives it to us straight away, every single piece of it.

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>>33384116
Obtain this costume, minus the arm.

>>33384116
>>33384147
This. Or a costume that looks similar to a kamen rider suit.

>>33384240
Oh yes, this and >>33384189 this.

Also i've seen this stuffy fashion shop blues before.

>>33384116
Make fun of the girl for having a tv woman as a mother

>>33384116
Cybernetic arm

>>33384116
Also this woman is surprisingly okay with a naked tied up man running into the shop.

She really doesn't judge her customers.

>>33384138
Hell yes this

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>>33384162

>WHOLE KAMEN W SUIT + FEDORA

"That's your 5 on the house items!"

>>33384174
>>33384320

>Exchange ROPE + GAG for maid dress (GREEN)

"I'm not sure if it's worth for a maid dress! But I can cut the cost down and send the bill to your thread."

>>33384443
Do you have fashionable robotic arms?

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>>33384443
>chose my post
HAHA! Time to count up your sins!

>>33384443
Look, I just wanna buy some clothes to hide my junk then go to the bathroom for a day or forever. Nothing sexual or anything I just got a sex crazed demon after me.

>>33384510
t-there's nothing to count!

>>33384466
Oh holy balls, this.

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>>33384466
>>33384720

"Only for existing arms. It doesn't function like an actual arm, it's purely cosmetic."

"Now, confirm purchase on the dress, or do you want just these 5 things?"

>>33384807
Get the 5 things

>>33384807

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>33384807
Get the 5 things.
Sorry bro, but I don't want the possibility of a clothing mafia coming after us for "payment" because of a maid's dress.

>>33384807
5 things and the dress

>>33384807
And a phone, I mean the mods don't care and all that but it's still worth to report neckbeard and the succubus doing it on a blue board.

>>33384807
Five things, no dress.

>>33384807
Get the 5 things.

>>33384807
5 things and the dress.
Specifically your dress.
The one you are currently wearing.

>>33384893
>>33384862
>>33384807
Get her dress too.

>>33384807
Five things, leave the dress. Don't bother with it.

>>33384807
Eh...I'd think we only need the five free things for now. We can always get the dress later.

>>33384962
But how else can we be the little girl?

>>33384913
>>33384893
>>33384862
>>33384807
I want that dress taken off of her.

>>33384962
>>33384935
You don't want to see her strip?

>>33384807
Wait.
We're gagged.
How is she hearing us?

>>33384989
You don't want to count sins?

>>33385020
We can do both.

>>33384977
Through the power of friendship.
That or we work our naked ass off.

But, guys! Heroes don't get their final form until later! We need to wait on the dress.

>>33384807
"Wait, why do you even have a kamen rider costume? Is... is this on demand?"

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>>33384826
>>33384856

"Thanks for stopping by!"

Returning from the sun.

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It is 4:50 pm now, 25F. You are still hungry, but less cold. Your dong is not so freezing now.

You are still bound and gagged under your costume.

>>33385116
>basic rider suit
>final form
Not even close.

>>33385275
No, I mean the rider suit WITH the dress would be our final form.
like this >>33384189

>>33385270
Wait, what? How did we get dressed then?

>>33385301
So you wanted final form right away?
You have much to learn.

>>33385322
Magic.

>>33385270
>spoiler
We Gamagoori now?

>>33385270
Get back in there and ask to be untied then, jesus anon, it's like you are stupid or something.

>>33385270
Go back to the bakery and proclaim yourself as a hero of JUSTICE who will defeat the succubus.

With your cock.

>>33385270
As the new hero of justice it's time to go around and beat up everyone that looks like a evil monster!

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>>33385384
We're not big enough

>>33385433
No, no. Stop it.

This is not the time nor the justice for getting raped by a neckbeard, we just got this fucking suit and we are not gonna spoil it on some retarded "Oh hurr hurr i'm a neckbeard fatty fat imma eat you.".

No this time we pussy out and get the fuck outta dodge.

>>33385492
But what about our succubus waifu?

>>33385508
We'll convert her.
Somehow.

>>33385270
Quick! Get a split personality!

>>33385508
Now neckbeards waifu.

Anon we will get JUSTICE and waifus, but first we gotta pussy the fuck out.

>>33385471
Then we need to GET HUGE

>>33385604
Anyone have a map to /fit/?

>>33385604

We are not even Ultraman or Kamen Rider J!

>>33385808
Nah, they wanna be a Kill la Kill character.

>>33385852
What is even with /tg/'s KLK fetish?

>>33385270

>>33385604
>GET HUGE
Go to /fit/, End up on same train as Yorick.

>>33386200
I dunno, I never really like KLK.
>inb4 your opinions are wrong

>>33386200
/tg/ isn't the only one with boners for klk. Its probably just leaking from /v/ in this case though.

>>33386632
As the one who first mentioned Gamagoori in this conversation, I've never been to any board but /tg/

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>>33385468

YES! This will be your new objective!

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>>33385384

You're unsure how that will happen. You're not huge enough and you got this rider thing going on already.

>>33385538

What's your personality going to be split with?

the dog

>>33386873
Well I did say probably. I know that /v/ tends to show up here a lot, and they have a pretty biased KLK following.

>>33387024
the dog

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>>33387024
>What's your personality going to be split with?
The Goa'uld system lord Baal

>>33387024
A rather homophobic mexican priest really into moe animes.

>>33387024
An angry gay guy, one that tries to get with every guy or beats them up.

>>33387024
A little girl

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>>33388201

>>33388282
Confirmed for split personality with Bison

>>33388282
A little girl who... just want to learn... Help me here guys i'm bad at little girls, I only know love to do cute dances and skirts.

>>33388332
How about Yandere little girl? I like yandere.

>>33388400
Wouldn't really go well with his need to be the little girl though. His need to be free and young, happy and cute. To be looked upon in girly wonder as he skips around town in a small maid outfit being magical as shit. Finally being himself as he get's unfitting skirts and cheap makeup, as he squeaks out the lyrics to black star.

Maybe tsun- no that's shit.

>>33387024
The dog!

>>33388201
>>33388282
>>33388332
>>33388400
>>33388558
this is relevant to my interests

Little girl split personality seems like to be the only reasonable answer here.

And we can just go pick up that qt dress from the shop too.

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Well, which is it? Little girl or dog?

If indecisive, we can roll it out.

>>33389487
Little girl pls.

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>>33389487
Why not both?

>>33389487
Girl.

If it's close tie then both. Think catgirl, but dog.

>>33389520
You goddamn bastard.

>>33389487

Defender of Justice by day, little girl by night I guess. Maybe the other way around.

>>33389487
When did we get a 2nd arm?

>>33389709
It's just clothes.

>>33389709
We don't even have the right sleeve filled right now.

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>>33389715
Excuse me?

>>33389487
Dog!

>>33385604
We already know how that will end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0

>>33389487
Little girl is necessary.

>>33389487
It's tg, little girls is obviously the answere

>>33389520
Seconding the little girl-dog

>>33389520
Fucking seconded.

>>33389886
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA, BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY AT THIS WEEKEND'S WWE SUUUUUUPER SLAAAM?

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So it's settled! You will find a little doggirl to split your personality with, and if you can't find a doggirl, just find a little girl!
Or it could just be more simpler to find a little girl or a dog.

You feel something prod at your leg.

>>33391243
Is that - is that -
DOGBRO??

>>33391243
I didn't know that's how split personalities work.

But hey! Let's go forth on our little sidequest.

For now:
>inspect small critter prodding at your leg

Rolled 5

>>33391243
Strike a pose at the creature prodding your feet, saying something justicy in order to attract a follower

>>33391243
I wonder if we could use a cheat code to make Dogbro female...

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>>33391282
>>33391306

You inspect the critter prodding at your leg. Are you sure this is dog bro? Looks a little tall to be dog bro.

>>33391959
Fuse with humping dog.

>>33391959
a dogboy will work too... it's not gay if it's a dog right?

>You are now the succubus.
>>Celebrate the fact.
>Not much to celebrate, but you are glad you are you.

Was some real adorable shit.

>>33391959
Recite Shakespeare at it and see if it starts to pine sorrowfully.

"What is this
Under my battlements? Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full"

That seems... oddly appropriate.

>>33391959
What's our dick status? Doesn't look too shrunk to me, maybe the hound has infused our member with warmth.
We will graciously accept the company of this boon providing beast and carry on in whatever it is that we were doing. With dick ready.

>>33391959
It's best to let the dog finish. What right do you have to stop a dog from pursuing its dream?

>>33392045
Seconding.

>>33392045
This.

>>33391959
Get it to untie us, then namek fuse with it.

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>>33391986

It's no little girl, but it's worth a try. Now if only you know how to fuse with it.

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>>33392070

Your dick status is not-so-frozen but a bit chilly mixed in with sudden arousal. The only thing you're wearing under this is your bindings.

>>33392314
Ask it if it knows where to fug some bitches.

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>>33392124

You attempt to recite shakespeare.

>Mmm m mmf?
>Mmm mnn mmfmmf? mm, mm m mmf
>nnmm mmf nnnmm
>mmm m mmmm mmff mfmfmfmmm

It didn't seem to understand, but it slow down.

>>33392343
pffhaha oh yeah

That's dogbro alright!

Try to tell him through creative wriggling to ungag and untie us. First, we need him to take off our clothes.

>>33392343
We should attempt to ungag our selves. How else are people supposed to hear our cries of justice!?

Dog: realize bare flshe feels better to hump against. remove man's clothes and untie him. Then go back to humping his leg.

>>33392441
No, take of his clothes, but don't untie him. That would be silly and make it harder to hump.

Also fucking smile or make an O face or something, you are finally getting some action, act like it.

>>33392566
Dog believes in true ROMANTIC love, he wouldn't rape.

>>33392595
He was already tied up and hasn't gotten the bindings removed, therefore he clearly is into it.

>>33392343
Dog: Realize it's not your TRUE love. But ponder why?

Dog: GAIN SENTIENCE

>>33392681
Dog: GAIN ENLIGHTENMENT

>>33392723
Dog: ATTAIN NIRVANA

>>33392681
>>33392723
>>33392755
Or we could settle for anything more intelligent than mouthbreathing leghumper.

Dog: GAIN LOW INTELLIGENCE THIRD-PERSON ENGLISH

>>33392851
Dog: BECOME A MIME

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Rolled 2

>>33392400
>>33392422

You did both creative wiggling and an attempt at moving your gag with your tongue to send the message to untie you.
The dog gets it, but you needed to remove your suit first right?

>>33392343
That day one thought came to his little dogy mind. "I will become what I was meant to be ... GOD!"

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Unfortunately, you couldn't move the gag.

>>33392566

But hey, it looks like dog here got the memo! So you just turn around and let the guy unzip your suit.

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That's it! Good dog person! Now for it untie y-

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DOG PERSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>33393132
KEEP GOING DOG PERSON

>>33393132
Handbanana?

>>33393132
Hmm.

Sever your bonds on a nearby rainsword. Drag the hump machine along as necessary.

>>33393132
Battle instigated, we can totally beat him with just our legs. They've had to compensate for the lack of arm for all these years.

>>33393220
No way! Dogbro is showing you affection and love!

>>33393220
Good idea. Plus we can totally meet that hot angel.

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>>33393186

>M-MMF
>MMMM!

>>33393220
>>33393236
>>33393382

You attempt to kick at the dog, but in your current position, you can't arm your foot that well.

"Sir. Sir."

>>33393498
Try to enjoy it.

>>33393498
Clench

>>33393498
The time is now, Become one!

>>33393498
Ask dog senpai to be gent-

>>33393561
Wait, no, that was stupid. This. Do this. Fuse now.

>>33393498
Locate voice.

>>33393498
BREAK THE ROPE USING A POWERFUL BURST OF JUSTICE!!

>>33393498
I told you son, I told you about being a normal fucking human bean and asking the shop owner for help.

Now you got a dog fucking your leg and it's all your fault.

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>>33393540

You clench SOMETHING.

>>33393576

THIS IS IT

IT'S TIME TO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE-

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>>33393748

"SIR!"

"You DO know this is a blue board, right? I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist whatever this thing is and cover yourself up."