File: low resolution chestnut.jpg (14 KB, 234x216)

14 KB JPG

>>33427745

File: Hype Cannon Charged.gif (2.95 MB, 555x312)

2.95 MB GIF

>>33427745
It Begins. On a side note how has your day/night been OP?

File: oh gosh.jpg (132 KB, 475x488)

132 KB JPG

>>33427827

Kinda shitty, just because of the boring ass work we do while on hold. Other than that, fine. It just became much better now that I get to spend it with you.

File: THIS HAND OF MINE.jpg (1.45 MB, 1920x3230)

1.45 MB JPG

>>33427745
>tfw the sun coming up this morning was bright red

>>33427894
Aw shucks, Thanks man I'm glad to be here too.

File: GIVE WHOOOAR A CHANCE.jpg (27 KB, 234x272)

27 KB JPG

>>33427900
That so?

File: Drunk friends until the end.png (96 KB, 632x433)

96 KB PNG

>>33427745

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_jRstAKlUY

"Whoa," you say, hopping forward with Senketsu at your side. "This is incredible!"

All around you on the island is a magnificent celebration, all manner of bars and stalls open for business and seeing a surprising amount of activity.

"Either nobody here knows about what happened to the nearby city, or nobody cares," Senketsu mumbles.

"Does it matter? Come on, let's go!"

The two of you continue to hop through the area, damn near everyone staring at you as you do. The two of you catch stares even from those who are inebriated, but not necessarily out of fear or astonishment.

"Dude, that is like...the tightest shit I've ever seen," one drunk patron leans in to his pal, bumping the other man's shoulder.

"Must be REVOCS brand. Their clothes are supposed to be magic or some shit, I dunno. They sure do sink a lot of government and personal money into that stuff."

Finding an acceptable bar, you and Senketsu hop onto adjacent barstools and wait to be served.

A drunk patron leans over and wraps his arm around your shoulder.

"He-heyyy man, are youll...s-shorry, are you like some kinda..."

He blinks for a couple seconds, still trying to process the rest of that sentence.

"...talking shirt? Yeah, pretty much," you confirm, wrapping a sleeve around his arm jovially.

"That's...that's so cool," the man whispers, going back to his drink.

A very attractive young woman with mocha skin and hair like midnight swings over to the two of you, looking very surprised.

"Is this some kind of prank?" She narrows her eyes.

You blink, completely serious. "I am a talking shirt. Bow before my power."

She freaks the fuck out, as expected, and nearly throws her back against the wall. You lift your sleeves up in a gesture of surrender.

"Easy, easy. My pal here and I are just here for some drinks, is that okay?"

"No, no it is not," a voice speaks from behind you.

Satsuki's hand finds your collar, and you eep.

>>33428894
>"No, no it is not," a voice speaks from behind you.

Satsuki's hand finds your collar, and you eep.
Kek

>>33428894
>Taking by the collar

Hey, that ain't fair.

File: Science rules.png (1.44 MB, 1279x720)

1.44 MB PNG

The fuel pump in the Rocketdyne F-1 engine used on the Saturn V to send men to the moon runs at a frequency of 5,500 RPM.

That's as fast as the motor in a Hitachi magic wand works, but with over 2 million times the power behind it. And that's just the fuel pump on one engine!

Fun science facts with auntie Ragyo!

>>33427894
OP you still in Tech School? (Or whatever the Navy calls it.)

>>33429388

I'm being separated, actually. Medical.

>>33429485
Sorry to hear. Break something?

>>33430185

You could say that.

File: 1404738732491.jpg (28 KB, 336x229)

28 KB JPG

>>33429039
You aint my auntie
Stranger danger

>>33430475
ah ok. So WHO did you break? Was it your CO? Because funny things happen when you break your CO.

>>33430803
Hey your not me. And don't you think that's a little too personal.

>>33430882
Good point. I rescind my previous questions.

>>33430882

Premeditated suicide. As for personal, well, it's different strokes for different folks. Doesn't bother me.

>>33431117
Shit son. Stay safe, get better

File: ...nee-chan.jpg (127 KB, 1278x714)

127 KB JPG

>>33428894

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnoE3y8Qq8s

"Two glasses of fabric softener, a mojito, and...what did you want, Ryuuko?"

"Rum. I want rum."

You and Senketsu are open mouthed as the two of them take their seats next to you and stare at one another, as if you weren't even there.

"You don't just drink straight rum when you're at a beach party, Ryuuko. Honestly, try something with a little more flavor."

"Pft, since when are you the great and wondrous connoisseur of alcoholic beverages?" Ryuuko sneers.

"I never claimed to be," Satsuki scoffs, reaching for her drink as the utterly baffled barkeeper finishes the mojito and slides it over to her.

"Hmph, fine. Bahama mama, then."

"Good choice," Satsuki concedes, permitting herself a smile.

"Wait, you're not going to try and stop us?" Senketsu blinks.

"Of course not," Satsuki rolls her eyes, taking a sip of her drink. Senketsu leaps over you and Ryuuko both, gripping Satsuki's coat.

"YOU CAN HEAR ME?!"

Satsuki blinks, and even Ryuuko seems surprised.

"...I suppose I can. That's certainly new."

"Too good to be true," Senketsu mumbles in awe, going limp in Satsuki's lap.

"H-hey, Senketsu. You can get off now."

You tug your friend back into his seat and look up at Satsuki, fairly surprised yourself.

"That's definitely cause for some kind of concern once we return to the Naked Sun. For now, why exactly aren't you hanging us on a clothesline and lecturing us?"

"It's not that we weren't going to let you drink," Satsuki sighs as the barkeeper runs off to fetch fabric softener from somewhere. "Ryuuko and I were simply upset that you left us behind."

You cross your sleeves, eyes narrowed. "And?"

Satsuki smirks. "And, if you're going to get into trouble of any kind, you might as well have some backup just in case."

Well now, this is unexpected.

[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.
[ ] Ditch them soon and run off with your pal
[ ] Refuse to drink, at least for now

>>33431353
>[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.

Yeah, to be fair, leaving your waifu and your bro's waifu hanging to drink ain't nice.

>>33431353
>[x] Drink them under the table... or try to, anyway.

>>33431353
>[X] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.

There is no possible way this could go wrong.

>>33431353
>[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.
I AM ANARU "NEKKETSU" ONDORI
AND I AM THE STRONGEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD!

>>33431353
>[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.
Dammit Anaru can't we just enjoy a double date with our waifus without going on a bender

>>33431285

I prefer dangerous, and whether or not I'm better is something even I don't know. I plan to travel the country after I'm separated.

>>33431353
>[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.

>Not wanting to watch Ryuuko say lewd things to Senketsu in front of everyone while drunk
>2011+3

>>33431353
[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.

File: Spoiler Image (69 KB, 241x241)

69 KB JPG

>>33431438

are you a mind-reader

>>33431353
>[x] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.

File: 1023147078.png (42 KB, 376x377)

42 KB PNG

>>33431486
We think alike I guess.

>>33431353
>[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.

>>33431353
>[ ] Drink them under the table...or try to, anyway.

But let's not get wasted, it's the night before Battle Climax.

File: 00000000.gif (960 KB, 488x275)

960 KB GIF

>>33431486
my body is prepared

>>33431386
>>33431391
>>33431406
>>33431407
>>33431409
>>33431438
>>33431439
>>33431487
>>33431523
>>33431534

>>33431407
>I AM THE STRONGEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD!


OP, we can't leave the beach without Kamui Chicken Fight

>>33431653
Can we at least challenge Senketsu too a round of sleeve wrestling?

File: Just enjoying the party.png (1.99 MB, 2000x1573)

1.99 MB PNG

>>33431353

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl7fGwLJMUI

"Well, alright then!" You and Senketsu leap from your barstools and, much to the amusement of those you love, slam into the jukebox and blast some new tunes.

Despite the fact that, or perhaps even because you two are talking shirts, the party goes on. It even intensifies as the patrons of the bar give you their full attention.

"Time to TURN UP!" You yell, sleeves raised. And the crowd. Goes. Wild.

You jump off of the jukebox and return to your barstool, immediately slamming your empty glass on the bar. Ryuuko and Satsuki blink.

"Wasn't that full just now?" Ryuuko laughs.

"Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Better catch up," you snicker, and Satsuki's eyes get this very dangerous glint to them.

"I accept your challenge."

And she calls the bartender over, makes her request, cash changes hands...and suddenly the four of you have a row of shots.

That fabric softener smells extremely strong. Must be extra soft, that's the good stuff.

All four of you raise your glasses and clink them together.

"To one last night before battle," Satsuki proposes.

"To our very, very beautiful Student Council President," you laugh.

"Stop it." She nudges you, but that huge smile on her face doesn't lie.

"To you," Ryuuko smiles at Senketsu, the fingers around her glass lightly grazing his sleeve.

"To you," he repeats. And the four of you drink them swiftly, glasses empty and slammed on the bar.

"Hey, drink lady! Keep 'em coming, because this party is just getting started!" You shout, and the crowd screams with you.

Satsuki grabs you and presses you to her chest, intoxicating you with that heavenly scent.

"One second," you raise a sleeve, reaching over to the bar and grabbing several shots of the softener. And you down them all, much to her surprise.

"Alright, now where w-hic!-were we?"

Satsuki bites her lip, looking conflicted. Then she grabs her next shot.

[ ] Play some games
[ ] Dance
[ ] Hit the streets

>>33432264
>[ ] Play some games
SLEEVE
WRESTLING

>>33432264
>[ ] Play some games

Where's Dante when you need him?

>>33432264
>[ ] Play some games

>>33432264
>[x] Play some games
Oh boy.

>>33432264
>[ ] Play some games

TEST OF STRENGTH

File: 1401840874199.jpg (145 KB, 782x790)

145 KB JPG

>>33432264
>[ ] Dance
Let's have some happy drunken dancing this time. Please?

>>33432264
>[x] Play some games

>>33432264
>[ ] Dance

File: A feel as black as my soul.png (53 KB, 400x400)

53 KB PNG

>>33432382

Never again.

>>33432264
> [ ] Dance

>>33432264
Nekketsu, Strongest Shirt in the world, and lord of the
>Dance

>>33432264
>[x] Dance

>>33432264
[ ] Dance

>>33432264
>[ ] Play some games

>>33432291
>>33432317
>>33432343
>>33432353
>>33432380
>>33432387
After 10 minutes.

Bugger, I'm far too late.

File: 1393889095924.jpg (306 KB, 1000x1353)

306 KB JPG

>>33432824
>"You're just in time, darling."

File: Let us begin.gif (522 KB, 512x288)

522 KB GIF

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZRzVIhBBQg

File: PARTY HARD.jpg (176 KB, 1275x713)

176 KB JPG

>>33433137

"Game time!" Ryuuko shouts, grabbing Satsuki's hand...who, in turn, grabs your sleeve. And you grab Senketsu's sleeve.

Before you even begin, Satsuki looks down at you mid-run, and you feel something stirring in that special link between the two of you.

"Later," you growl suggestively, and she shivers.

"You better be safe!"

"MooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" You cry in anguish as the Kiryuin sisters drag you further into the night. And boy, does the time fly.

First, you play some pool within the bar. Relatively tame at first, until Ryuuko starts heckling some rough-looking patrons and taunts them into a game. It's her and Satsuki against the two of them and the men get thoroughly hustled, and as Ryuuko hungrily counts the cash they approach her.

You and Senketsu hardly make it one hop in their direction before Satsuki immediately steps between them, tipsy but sending a wave of terrible and violent calm into the air.

"Back off."

And they actually wither under her gaze, which shouldn't surprise you. This is Satsuki, after all. Adding to that, when it comes to her nee-chan...or any of her siblings, for that matter, the last thing you want is to be responsible for hurting them in any way.

Just another thing for you to love about her, and that fabric softener just worms its way through your Fibers and your mind. Simple admiration and respect is quickly and lustily warped into a certain kind of hunger.

And not for blood.

Picking you up, she and Ryuuko leave the bar and head down to the beach.

"RYUUKO-CHAN! SATSUKI-SAMA!"

Mako, bubbly as always and actually holding an alcoholic beverage, hops up and down on the sand ahead. The four of you head on over and through the massive crowd, you actually find that your crew is embroiled in a very intense volleyball match.

"We're winning!" Mako cheers, hiccuping as Gamagoori approaches. And he's got some blush on his face, as well.

The night is young.

[ ] Volleyball
[ ] Swim
[ ] Bonfire
[ ] Concert

>>33433601
>[ ] Bonfire

[BONFIRE LIT]

>>33433601
[x] Volleyball

>>33433601
>[ ] Concert
time to find out who's honnoji idol

>>33433601
>[x] Concert
JUMP UP
HALF NAKED
GOOD LOOKIN'
YOU'RE JUST TOO HOT
TO SUCK

>>33433601
>[ ] Swim

It's taking all my mental fortitude to not give in to Beach Volleyball

>>33433601
>[ ] Concert
ENCHANT THEM WITH YOUR WONDEROUS SINGING VOICES, ANARU AND SENKETSU!

>>33433601
>Concert

Volleyball's overdone.

File: 1367251478591.jpg (67 KB, 391x391)

67 KB JPG

>>33433713

>Nekketsu and Senketsu take the stage together
>it's a duet

>>33433601
>[X] Bonfire

>>33433601
>[x] Concert

>>33433660
>>33433664
>>33433713
>>33433759

>>33433760
>That pic related
Is this a Monty Python scenario or is that parrot just in a diabetic coma?

File: Heh...so this is friendsh(...).gif (2.6 MB, 640x360)

2.6 MB GIF

>>33433879

Here we go...

File: 1397834482926.jpg (145 KB, 640x853)

145 KB JPG

>>33433760
>Senketsu and Nekketsu singing Fly High

>>33433924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEEPosF-tNU

WOOH

So... when we drink does mom get drunk too? We should check with her.

File: The best part of waking u(...).jpg (27 KB, 500x369)

27 KB JPG

>>33433601
>[x] Concert
GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSpuVsLnl1k

>>33434078
>Open new can of worms?

Apparently already handled. We're do drunk dialing dad later...

File: kamoe.gif (952 KB, 500x281)

952 KB GIF

>>33433601

"WHOA!" You and Senketsu shout as one, staring at the blaze of lights and the jumping group of people in front of a stage, some distance away. "CONCERT!"

A drunk-yet-alert Satsuki strokes your collar, and you shiver. "Is that what you guys wanna do?"

"Yeah!" Senketsu bounces around in Ryuuko's arms, eliciting a loud giggle from her.

"Alright, nee-san, let's go!"

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwgg4JjjsBs

The crowd is pretty rowdy and pumped up, so pushing past them to find a decent spot proves difficult at first. But your lover and her sister persevere, eventually reaching the front of the stage.

"I...WOULD LIKE TO SHOW...CUT OPEN MY SKULL, LOOK INTO MY HEAD!"

The girls let you two down and all of you jump around, screaming loud and wearing big smiles as the band tears it up.

"I DON'T...KNOW WHY I'M SO HARSH...I CAN'T BE SO BRASH...I'M GOING TO CRASH-!"

You love this song.

"CUZ I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!" Everyone screams, drowning out the following lyrics with even louder cheers.

More drinks are passed around, and the girls drink as the music gets louder. It fills you and Senketsu with an overwhelming desire.

You look at him, he looks at you. You both look up at the jumping and cheering sisters, then back at one another. Inebriated or not, you both pick up on the message.

You nod, he nods.

The two of you hop on-stage. The crowd goes ballistic when the two of you start dancing on the stage, and even the band members are grinning.

"ONE LINK TO JOIN IT ALLLLLLL!"

You slide along the stage and "trip" Senketsu, sending him into an impressive front-flip over you, landing perfectly. The crowd gets louder.

"SO IT GOOOOOES! AGAIN!"

You dive at Senketsu and he swallows you whole, letting you pop out of his collar right as the song ends.

The stage almost shakes with the force of their cheering. And the singer offers you the mic, laughing.

[ ] Duet (Sensitive)
[ ] Duet (Exciting)
[ ] Sing solo
[ ] Let Senketsu sing

File: The Power of Rock.gif (748 KB, 245x184)

748 KB GIF

>>33434326
>[ ] Duet (Exciting)
MANLY CLOTHES SINGING MANLY SONGS

>>33434326
>[ ] Duet (Exciting)

>>33434326
[x] Duet (Sensitive)

>>33434326
>[X] Duet (Exciting)

>>33434326
>[x] Duet (Sensitive)

SING WITH THE WAIFU

>>33434326
[ ] Duet (Exciting)

>>33434326
>[ ] Duet (Sensitive)

File: Expand Dong.jpg (77 KB, 383x750)

77 KB JPG

>>33434402
>Ragyo appears on stage dressed as a stereotypical devil character
>"Plaaaaay the best sooooong in the world~..."
>"Or I'll sever your threads!"

>>33434326
>[ ] Duet (Exciting)

>>33434326
>Let Senketsue Sing
Meanwhile we snuggle with Satsuki and rock out with Ryuuko

File: 1365540574575.gif (2.5 MB, 250x148)

2.5 MB GIF

>>33434556

Dockside Bars
Beach Volleyball

YOU'VE LOST
THAT LOVING FEELING

>>33434663
Huh, so the sensitive option wasn't "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D?

File: dis gon be gud.gif (1.11 MB, 250x250)

1.11 MB GIF

>>33434625
>Needless to say, Best Mom was stunned
>WHIP-CRACK went her Rainbow-Hair
>And the beast was done...
>"Ha! ... Be you Angels?"
>"Nay... We are Kamui!"
ROCK!

File: 1368716778474.gif (2.69 MB, 300x200)

2.69 MB GIF

>>33434844

>>33434326
>[]Duet (Sensitive)
>[]Duet (Exciting)

Start off manly, and then go on about your waifu.

>>33434326
>[x] Duet (Exciting)

LET'S ROCK!

File: 1404342960457.png (35 KB, 600x600)

35 KB PNG

>>33434326
>>33434402
>[x] Duet (Exciting)
>Senketsu and Nekketsu have a rock-off against Ragyou

Wait...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit! WAAAAAIIIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

>>33435176
>fuck
>FUCK
>FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>THE REVOCS CODE PREVENTS ME
>FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE

>>33435215
>>33435176
You two better have some sick write-ins for lyrics!

DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY EEEEEEEEEEYES
DON'T WANT TO FAAAAALL ASLEEP CAUSE I MISS YOU SATSUKI
AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THIIIIIIIIIIING

>>33435215
>if we win, you can take your PLF back to spaaace
>and if I win?
>then you can take both of us as well
>to be your little bitches

File: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.gif (241 KB, 126x126)

241 KB GIF

>>33435374
>Senektsu listen to me!
>We gotta fight her fibers with OUR fibers!
>there's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece!
>She she rocks too hard because she's life fiber enhanced!
>DAMMIT SENKETSU
>SHE GONNA MAKE YOU HER CLOTH SLAVE
>YER GONNA GARGLE STARCH I can't fucking think of something to replace mayonaise so this is it
>no!
>Then we gotta bust a massive fiber jam!

File: Can't handle the rock.png (1.13 MB, 1280x720)

1.13 MB PNG

>>33434326

The lead singer nods and takes the mic back, staring at the crowd. "I FUCKING LOVE THESE SHIRTS. THEY ARE THE BEST SHIRTS EVER, PERIOD."

The crowd stares in shock.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...LIFE FIBROUS D!"

Silence. He hands the mic to you.

"Hey, what's up. Me and Senketsu wrote this song five seconds ago. It's called Master DTR."

Far off in the crowd, Aikurou sheds a single tear.

"Eh? Don't you mean Dotonb-"

Satsuki covers her drunken imouto's mouth, terrified of the implications had she finished that sentence.

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A#t=45

You and Senketsu start shredding away on those guitars, getting things started. Then everyone blinks and for some reason, you no longer have yours.

And yet the song must go on. Miraculously, it does. With only one guitar.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhh Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh Ah AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!"

The microphone explodes and you slap it aside with one sleeve, somehow in your Kamikaze form despite having not transformed.

"I DO NOT NEED!"

"He does not need," Senketsu mutters into his mic.

"A MICROPHONE!"

"A microphone!"

"MY VOICE IS FUCKIN'..."

"Fuckin'," Senketsu sings sensually, causing Ryuuko to shiver in the crowd.

"POWERFU-HUUUUULLLLL!"

You stare out at the wild crowd, deciding to mix it up a little.

You point your sleeves at them, and sweep from one side to the other.

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!"

You use the afterburners on the ends of your sleeves, throwing everyone's hair back and making their clothing ripple as you literally blow them away.

That's when Senketsu does his guitar solo, staring at Ryuuko the whole time. And she's hanging onto Satsuki for support, her eyes wild and hungry.

You decide to pick a victim.

Yes, she'll do. You open your mouth wide.

"AH-AEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YEAH!"

And a blast of energy from your mouth sends Nui soaring into the air.

>>33435736
>And a blast of energy from your mouth sends Nui soaring into the air.
Not sure if bullying
Probably bullying

File: 1351044039723.gif (1.35 MB, 320x180)

1.35 MB GIF

>>33435736
Not what i was expecting but still

YES

>>33435806

>everyone expecting and posting about fucking Beelzeboss

Gee I wonder why

File: 1345012968644.jpg (168 KB, 600x400)

168 KB JPG

>>33435736

>This entire post

File: ......beautiful.gif (1.98 MB, 500x281)

1.98 MB GIF

>>33435821
>>33435736
got here just in time for the D

>>33435736
>"Eh? Don't you mean Dotonb-"
There's a joke I'm not getting here.

>>33435821
dnt git cheeky wit meh u fooken cnt, ill cut yer nans legs of in frnt of tescos i wil

>>33435736
Ahaha what's going on this is great

>>33435736
>And a blast of energy from your mouth sends Nui soaring into the air.

Yes!

File: Say it again.png (104 KB, 695x419)

104 KB PNG

A few hour earlier....

Meanwhile across the beach, somewhere. Today has already been a crazy day, let alone once the partying started. This was of course after you went through Mako and Senketsu bawling their eyes out begging for forgiveness and Senketsu even shouting about you taking his arms as payment. Then, you were dragged off by Nonon who yelled at the nurses until you were the best dressed person on the ship; albeit, that wasn't very hard, but you and your backpack are locked up tighter than Alcatraz now with all the bandages. Failing to play volleyball for obvious reasons, you decide to retreat for now and get some peace and quite. Thankfully your chair has been configured to move based on what direction you move your neck, the only thing you can move. Barely.

Unfortunately, you have been "commandeered" to spend quality time cheering up with the craziest couple this side of REVOCS. This side, but that's mostly because they were the craziest on that side too.

"FIRMLY GRASP IT."

The bamboo net handle falls again, slapping the wet sand. Fate sighs, and Nui tries picks it back up for the umpteenth time.

"FIRMLY GRASP IT."

Turns out, fake arms made of brush with coconuts for hands are actually terrible for most pastimes, but jellyfish catching especially. The part that that scares you the most is that they expect to find them on land.

...

You hope.

Nui's face pouts and she SLAMS the bamboo net into the coconut, sending milk spraying everywhere after the loud CRUNCH.

"There we go! Now, off to adventure!" Nui grabs her own net, "Haaaaaaaaaaaai!" And you scream through bandages. "Hmmmmmmmmmphphphph!"

"That's the spirit!"

File: 1351651208643.png (69 KB, 225x225)

69 KB PNG

>>33436001

>A wild cripple appears

>>33436001
True suffering.

>>33435254
>"If we win, you must take your sorry wool back to space. And also you will have to pay our rent!"
>"And what if I win?"
>"Then you can take her to the cage?"
>"What? Ryuuko, what the fuck are you talking about?!"

File: Argument.jpg (146 KB, 1276x711)

146 KB JPG

>>33435736

"Sorry," you sheepishly say to Nui, relieved that she's back on her feet and nearly dying of laughter.

"I DID NOT MEAN..."

"He did not mean," Senketsu punctuates, also looking at her apologetically.

"TO BLOW YOUR MIND!"

"To blow your mind!"

"BUT THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME...all the tii-iii.......aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!"

The crowd cheers and screams and jumps and humps as Senketsu shreds the night into oblivion...with SLEEVES. Sleeves! Satsuki and Ryuuko dance together, positively elated and having the night of their youthful lives.

"Now take a look!"

"Take a look!"

"Tell me, what do you see?!"

"Whaddya see?!"

"We've got the best girls...in HISTORY EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE AAHH AHHH AHH AHH....AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YEAH!"

Senketsu slams the song into its finish and the crowd unleashes all Hell, threatening to completely overwhelm the stage as even the band members themselves hoist your sleeves up to them and proclaim you the champions of rock 'n' roll.

---Some time later...---

"And I'm telling you for the last time, Senketsu did better with the guitar!"

Sanageyama, unfazed, simply crosses his arms and glowers down at the pink-haired menace. "And I am telling you that Nekketsu's vocals were by far the most inspiring and overall the best part of the entire concert!"

"Guitars are sexier than singers!"

Sanageyama laughs in her face. "You're just telling yourself that because even as a Kamui he's not letting you touch his pompadour!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

Nonon tackles him and the two of them roll around the deck of the Naked Sun comically, beating the crap out of each other while Gamagoori and Satsuki watch with a certain degree of helplessness.

"Honestly, you two. Can't you just get along for one day?" Satsuki sighs. They immediately break apart and bow apologetically, but she waves them away.

Everyone has long since grown sober and you now relax as the night comes to a close.

File: 1400646874396.jpg (182 KB, 1024x576)

182 KB JPG

>>33436371
Aw shit, that was fun.

I guess it's time for
THE BOUNDLESS DARKNESS

File: 1403583316578.jpg (125 KB, 500x636)

125 KB JPG

>>33436371

NO IT'S TIME FOR THE PREFINALE TENDER LOVINGS AND DEATH FLAGS

TAKE YOUR BETS NOW

File: Night of Solace.jpg (129 KB, 1277x715)

129 KB JPG

>>33436371

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZGM5JgzsfU

You're currently in Satsuki's lap right now, relishing your time together as she very slowly and almost sensually drags her fingers along your surface. She's occasionally glancing down at you but your eyes are closed, just taking it all in and even daydreaming about certain things.

"Huh. I'm surprised I don't see a white picket fence, here." Kinue chuckles, the gentle sound echoing in your mind.

And Satsuki's. She tilts her head in confusion.

"Please. What, were you also expected a little pet dog or something? I think it'd be nice to rebuild that mansion, maybe add some Ondori flair to it."

Satsuki hears your thoughts and chuckles, lightly pinching your scarf between two fingers and rolling it.

"Ahhhhh," you sigh. "Right there. Please don't stop."

"My, my. How the mighty have fallen."

You don't need open eyes to know she's smirking down at you.

"I've fallen, all right. Head over heels for the most perfect woman."

"Again with the flattery." Satsuki lifts you up and nuzzles you, trying to hide the slight blush on her face.

"I never get tired of reminding you how precious you are to me. Honestly, and I mean it...you're everything to me. I can't even see a world without you in it, it's just...darkness everywhere. With no light to burn it all away."

"Oh, so you love me for my lightshow?" She chuckles, lightly kissing your fabric. You wrap your sleeves around her neck and draw closer.

"It's just one of many, many reasons. And I feel like I love you more every time you remind me of them."

"Oh? And how much do you love me?"

"Care to find out?" You growl into her neck, eliciting a soft giggle.

It's uncharacteristic enough to draw the attention of damn near everyone on the ship, which would be a real game-changer if you hadn't already drawn the attention of damn near everyone on the ship with your little "show."

"STOP MAKING OUT!" Ryuuko yells from down below.

Senketsu closes his eye, sadly.

File: 1377042266979.png (137 KB, 453x668)

137 KB PNG

>>33436814
>Senketsu closes his eye, sadly.

He just wants to be loved.

File: 1405268926778.jpg (40 KB, 500x402)

40 KB JPG

>>33436814
>Senketsu closes his eye, sadly.
Ryuko needs to step it up. Sand castles needs loving too.

File: HE DID.png (197 KB, 346x377)

197 KB PNG

>>33436780
DAILY REMINDER SHARKTITS DIED FOR SAXTON'S SINS

>>33436932
Maybe we can bring her back to life after we defeat Queen Beryl?

>>33437099
I think it's a bit late for that. We would have needed to pull some life fiber dickery right when it happened, or something.

File: Dinner For Two.jpg (96 KB, 1279x715)

96 KB JPG

>>33436814

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CAhROR6JLM

Everyone settles down as Sukuyo brings a huge plate of croquettes, smiling that friendly smile of hers.

"I know all of you must be starving after having so much fun on the island, so please, eat up! It's no good going to bed on an empty stomach!"

"Thank you ma'am!" Everyone calls out together, swarming the plate and grabbing what they can.

Ryuuko walks off alone with Senketsu to eat, and most everyone else gathers to eat as one group. Satsuki leaves you in her chair for a moment to grab some, then returns and places you back on her lap as she alternates between the food and Soroi's legendary tea.

Turning the corner are Inumuta and Iori, back from wherever they'd been within the ship. And they speak to themselves, occasionally glancing at you and then over to Ryuuko.

[ ] Approach Ryuuko
[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori
[ ] Join the group below
{ } With Satsuki
{ } Give Satsuki some time alone

>>33437099
Obviously we're bringing her back when Senketsu absorbs us to make Fashion Week Senketsu, both of us die in re-entry FROM SPACE, and we drag all three of us out of the afterlife through MANLY GRIT

That's how we get back to being human, Senketsu becomes human, and Sharktits goes back to being alive

>>33437171
{X} With Satsuki

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori
> { } Give Satsuki some time alone

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori

They've clearly got some weird news for us. No need to interrupt imouto's private affairs.

> { } With Satsuki
Don't want to have any regrets just in case OP turns out to be Imaishi in disguise.

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori
>{ } Give Satsuki some time alone

File: laughing bounty hunters.jpg (599 KB, 2304x1728)

599 KB JPG

>>33437213
>he doesn't understand that it's a sub-choice

>>33437171
>[x] Approach Inumuta and Iori
>{x} With Satsuki

>people not getting subchoices

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori
>{ } Give Satsuki some time alone

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori
>{ } Give Satsuki some time alone

File: HAHAHATIMEFORDATA.png (115 KB, 800x600)

115 KB PNG

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori

>>33437253
>>33437263
>>33437301
>>33437327
>>33437398
Data
>>33437263
>>33437327
>>33437444
>>33437465
Flyin' Solo

File: m-meow.jpg (5 KB, 180x165)

5 KB JPG

>>33437664

Oh...it's you...

..hehe...hi there, you.

File: well gosh, if you really (...).gif (999 KB, 500x268)

999 KB GIF

>>33437769
O-Op noticed me

File: 1362589494311.gif (996 KB, 387x281)

996 KB GIF

>>33437835

Noticed?

I never forgot you.

File: 1370371690351.gif (493 KB, 192x108)

493 KB GIF

>>33437835
>>33437769
>>33437883
you two should fuck

File: 5deep7me.jpg (205 KB, 978x1134)

205 KB JPG

>>33437902

>thinking we haven't already

File: shhh...you cant escape my hug.gif (2.87 MB, 480x270)

2.87 MB GIF

>>33437883

>>33437171
>[ ] Approach Inumuta and Iori
>{ } Give Satsuki some time alone

File: 1369184844377.gif (481 KB, 500x323)

481 KB GIF

>>33437913

File: Interesting Development.jpg (107 KB, 1279x715)

107 KB JPG

INTERMISSION

Sorry, guys. I can't go on any further tonight, so for those of you who were here, I hope certain scenes make up for it.

Reminder: you don't have to stop voting simply because a count was taken. That's simply to keep track for everyone until a time threshold has been passed, or the required number of votes is reached.

>>33437171
>[x] Approach Inumuta and Iori
Time for data.

File: DTR.gif (1.01 MB, 640x360)

1.01 MB GIF

>>33435859

>>33438091

Oh. Oops.

File: when Anaru Quest goes int(...).gif (2.38 MB, 480x270)

2.38 MB GIF

>>33438070

>>33438091
Huh, ok then. Thanks for the run OP, I had a blast.

File: Hype.gif (886 KB, 250x250)

886 KB GIF

>>33438070

ABSOLUTELY STELLAR FUCKING JOB TODAY OP

TOMORROW I AM READY TO ENTER THE BREACH! WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!

>>33437263
>>33437327
>>33437444
>>33437465

What they said.

What is thread may never die.

>>33438153
What does everyone do when Intermission is called?

>>33438091
people actually do this?

>>33439479
Cry uncontrollably

File: image.jpg (69 KB, 960x640)

69 KB JPG

>>33438070
It's been absolutely fantastic, OP; wonderful job as always.

File: sip.gif (1.24 MB, 560x315)

1.24 MB GIF

>>33439479
weep while lurking other threads

File: 1404850551833.png (201 KB, 800x1066)

201 KB PNG

This was bloody great, now I need to read from the start.
Is there a link to all the Anaru's? I need to get my reading on.

>>33442064

Same place as the other quest.

http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

File: 1392561221427.jpg (160 KB, 1020x1404)

160 KB JPG

>>33442962
Thank you kindly.

>>33443540

Alternatively, pastebin.com/addfAK03

File: kill_la_kill__lady_ragyo_(...).jpg (416 KB, 1000x900)

416 KB JPG

>>33444731
This will also do.

>>33447112

I take it you're a Ragyo fan?

>>33447911
Any chance for Kinue and Raggy to have chance to catch up with each before the end? Ragye doesn't know Kinue is alive right?

>>33448209

wait and see

File: 857676234.gif (340 KB, 500x358)

340 KB GIF

Bumparoos

File: 021594812.jpg (63 KB, 500x350)

63 KB JPG

>>33435736
>That's when Senketsu does his guitar solo, staring at Ryuuko the whole time. And she's hanging onto Satsuki for support, her eyes wild and hungry.

>>33437171
>Ryuuko walks off alone with Senketsu to eat

>>33450224
That really is cute...

>>33451071
>"Fuckin'," Senketsu sings sensually, causing Ryuuko to shiver in the crowd.

File: Fault!.jpg (125 KB, 1271x707)

125 KB JPG

Your loyalty and eagerness are heartwarming. Good readers, the end is near for us.

INTERMISSION END

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Rbf7lzJhs

File: 1370702933172.png (1.04 MB, 795x595)

1.04 MB PNG

>>33453258
>mfw I imagine Seki Toshihiko's sensual singing voice

File: 1399753973174.png (31 KB, 116x203)

31 KB PNG

>>33453258
>>33451071
>>33453743

File: 1274191354417.jpg (54 KB, 734x404)

54 KB JPG

>>33453580
>Dat Tesseract
>Dat Sax

>Missed the whole concert part
What the fuck I was doing yesterday...

File: Fiber Surgery.jpg (123 KB, 1277x714)

123 KB JPG

>>33453580

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDkZItq5m0c

Curious, you nibble Satsuki's hand cutely and have the chance to savor that bashful look as you hop out of her lap, sliding from her perch down to where Iori awaits.

"You look like you need something," is your greeting, and Iori confirms this with a nod and by taking a knee. Respectfully coming down to your level.

One of the reasons you like him.

"Your behavior, your evolutionary capacity...this defies everything we knew about Senketsu or Junketsu. Perhaps even Life Fibers as a whole. With your permission, I would like to...examine your new form."

"How so?" You cross your sleeves, one half of your collar raised inquisitively to mimic an eyebrow.

"Please come with me, and I will elaborate further. You don't have to worry, you can trust me."

"And you don't have to worry about me trusting you. Lead the way, and let's get this done quickly if at all possible. I'm missing Satsuki already."

Iori smiles a little and points to one of the hatches leading into the ship, leading the way per your request. "Maybe a little time apart will do you some good. Too much of a good thing and it loses its luster, right?"

"I guess you might have a point. We do have an entire lifetime ahead of us, after all."

Iori looks back at you as you descend and close the hatch behind you. He's actually quite surprised, though he continues to move forward.

"You mean, you...? You and Satsuki-sama?"

"What, didn't she tell anybody? Yeah, we were planning on getting married sometime after...well, all of this. This huge mess of ours."

"Wow," Iori breathes, scratching his head. "I know she has definitely opened up to everyone a lot more since you first joined the Council, but I never figured her to be the type..."

"Just goes to show that you don't know a person 'till you know them."

Iori chuckles, opening the door to the lab and holding it open for you. "More Ondori proverbs?"

"Just common sense," you wink. "Let's do this."

>>33454899
>"You mean, you...? You and Satsuki-sama?"

Breaking news, Satsuki-sama love her shirt.
That makes two peoples.

>>33454899
Meanwhile, at the very same time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUpa0GjTD_A

At last, you get some peace and quite from the raging party, and thanks to some old friends your mouth and only eye are free from the industrial grade bandaging job you received. You, Ryuuko, and Senketsu now sit off the edge of the Naked Suns deck. Your feet dangle freely, not like you have a choice in the matter, but not that you care. Even Senketsu's skirt flutters somewhat in the wind.

"Please! Yuuto! Take my arms!" You slap your forehead with a metal hand "I already told you no!"
Ryuuko sits there, blinking, while Senketsu's eyes go completely puffy "I must atone!"

You sigh, "I told you Senketsu, you weren't yourself. So stop it. I can't be mad at someone who didn't have a real choice." You smile.

"Yuuto..." His eyes get even puffier as they water. "Thank you!" He leaps onto you, pulling you into a shockingly hard hug. "Gah! Injuries- Ah!" He relinquishes, chuckling nervously as he scratches the his back.

Ryuuko leans back, "Jeez, what I am going to do with you two?" She looks up at where the night sky would be. You've spend the next our filling in Ryuuko and Senketsu everything you know about what had happened, about how Senketsu was made, how you nearly had died but didn't, and everything you've been doing since you just up and left Honnouji.

There is a silence that stifles the mood.

[] "You know... I envy you Senketsu."
[] "I have... Family."
[] "Father... Really accomplished a lot."

File: Yuuto Unlight.png (293 KB, 650x320)

293 KB PNG

>>33455532
Forgot my image, silly me.

>>33455532
>[] "I have... Family."

>>33455532
>[] "I have... Family."

Nice pic

>>33455532
>[] "I have... Family."

>>33455532
>[x] "I have... Family."

>>33455532
>[] "You know... I envy you Senketsu."

Also
>Implying you'll ever get me to type something nice about the good doctor

File: 529004_327211950713632_13(...).jpg (66 KB, 781x699)

66 KB JPG

>>33455532
>[] "I have... Family."

>>33455532
>[] "I have... Family."

>>33455612
>>33455619
>>33455622
>>33455711
>>33455757
>>33455760
10 minutes, time to feel

File: 1405217470840.gif (2.86 MB, 640x360)

2.86 MB GIF

>>33455532
>[] "I have... Family."

File: Three-Star.png (234 KB, 1024x768)

234 KB PNG

>>33455901
Finally, a soft voice, falls on the wind. " I still... Have a family." Ryuuko sits up and Senketsu. A soft pattering of water falls onto the bandages that cover your face.

"Oi, Yuuto, are you crying?" "No." Your voice is calm. "I am merely moistening my bandages, weakening them in an attempt to escape." Her eyebrows raises before she punches you in the shoulder and laughs until you tense up. "Shh- Why do you always do that!"

You sigh. "I really do have two half-sisters..."

Ryuuko laughs, "Two older half-sisters!" You roll your one eye before she purses her lips, "And I also have a half-sister... And a big brother."

Senketsu stares into the distance, silently. Ryuuko turns to face you both, "But... What does that make the two of you?" Senketsu, made by your father from Lifefibers and using materials from yourself as catalysts. He is similar but opposite to you, your accidental conception and near death, compared to his planned creation.

"We're almost like twins... But different. The word brother is as close as I can come up with. Like two offshoots from the same branch... Or mirrors... We might need a new word."

Ryuuko pauses, "But does that mean he's my brother as well?" Senketsu's eyes go wide, nearly quivering. "No... I don't think so." He settles down, almost sighing in relief- The two of you barely notice.

--

Things go quite again. It's pretty tough for all of you, now knowing the truth.

[] "I'm actually somewhat jealous."
[] What's this about Anaru being an older brother?
[] Wait a bit longer, Ryuuko might say something.

>>33457053
>[] Wait a bit longer, Ryuuko might say something.

>>33457053
>[x] Wait a bit longer, Ryuuko might say something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkzpRVjFbE

Rolled 23

>>33457053
>[x] What's this about Anaru being an older brother?

>>33457053
>[] Wait a bit longer, Ryuuko might say something.

>>33457053
>[] Wait a bit longer, Ryuuko might say something.

>>33457053
>[] Wait a bit longer, Ryuuko might say something.

>>33457053
>[] Wait a bit longer, Ryuuko might say something.

File: yuugottagethugged.jpg (397 KB, 1184x1920)

397 KB JPG

When is Sankats getting his hug

>>33457268

Fund it

>>33457268
when ryuko hugs yuuto or vice versa

>>33457268
Whe he stops being Nui'd

File: i__ve_got_no_arms____to_h(...).jpg (39 KB, 680x449)

39 KB JPG

>>33457268
>>33457301

File: [x] Hug Senketsu.jpg (124 KB, 500x375)

124 KB JPG

>>33457268

>>33457085
>>33457097
>>33457192
>>33457216
>>33457226
>>33457237
Incoming secrets!

File: beingYuutoissuffering.jpg (316 KB, 1184x1690)

316 KB JPG

>>33457342

>>33457721
Yuuto aux mains d'argent...

>>33457721
>arms have "tailor's-knives levels of sharpness"
>yuuto and sandkats had raiden and bladewolf's first conversation not long ago
yuuto is now raiden, and senketsu is his bladewolf

>>33457867
>Driving onna interstate yesterday
>I'm My Own Master Now comes up on shuffle
>Mind goes to the coldketsu fight first
Ya done good, Crips

File: The Source of Power.jpg (113 KB, 1277x715)

113 KB JPG

>>33454899

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDYAJ2-Y1E

"Just stay calm, Nekketsu. And if you're afraid for any reason, we can stop."

"With respect, Iori, I didn't let you drag me all the way down here just to waste time and effort. Do what you gotta do."

"Very well," Iori lifts his collar, transforming. A group of specially equipped Nudists file in, either observing and preparing to take notes or operating the machinery around you.

"I am going to begin unraveling your new body, and storing the Life Fibers within a very special capsule."

With your eyes closed, the process actually feels very relaxing. In fact, even as half your body is quickly reduced to the most basic component and left floating in a huge glass tube, you still feel whole. But you've expanded, as if stretching limbs that weren't even there.

Your eyes are no longer physically present, and a few seconds later, you're floating.

"Absolutely incredible," Iori's muffled voice booms from somewhere. All you can see is dark.

"You're too stuck on using your body's eyes," your mother says gently, and a wave of warmth and security overtakes you. "Try opening the other eyes, your REAL eyes. The eyes of your soul."

Slowly, you begin to trade darkness for a very fuzzy scene.

"That's it, Anaru! You're doing great!"

With some more mental focusing the world loses its fuzzy shape, sharpening into actual colors and shapes.

"What a fast learner! So, how does it feel? Experiencing life as a fragmented being, your consciousness scattered among numerous sources but ultimately whole?"

"Really, really weird," you respond mentally. Kinue laughs uproariously, and the massive amount of Fibers swirling together in that capsule glow just a little bit brighter.

"Interesting fluctuation," Iori taps his mask, watching the tube intently. "See if you can translate the frequency that these Life Fibers use," he commands an assistant.

"Alright, Anaru...wait...why are those Fibers blue?"

"Ahh," Junketsu sighs.

File: 1323140346477.jpg (66 KB, 992x633)

66 KB JPG

>>33458199
>"Ahh," Junketsu sighs.

>>33458199
Aha he is still there after all. I thought so.

Wonder if we can separate both him and mom fromus.

File: 1399609178883.gif (1.94 MB, 380x291)

1.94 MB GIF

>>33458199

>>33458270
>implying he and "mom" aren't the same being

File: 1404622743713.gif (1.79 MB, 480x271)

1.79 MB GIF

>>33458199
>"Ahh," Junketsu sighs

>>33458270
And what does that leave us as?

File: 1387610607034.gif (15 KB, 250x242)

15 KB GIF

>>33458199
OH SHIT

File: dracula-symphony.jpg (791 KB, 1200x1600)

791 KB JPG

>>33458329
A miserable pile of fibers

File: Why do I gotta go fast.png (249 KB, 717x556)

249 KB PNG

>>33457595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkzpRVjFbE

Ryuuko's voice cracks, "Did dad really, just take your hear and eye like that to make Senketsu?" Your eye darkens, "He also for a long time went along with Ragyo's plans. Until... He saw what she did with you."

"Was I made... Just for a single purpose like this, to wear Ryuuko and stop the lifefibers?!" You see Senketsu, now standing and shouting. "I don't know. Something changed in him when saw that Ragyo just... discarded you. Sometimes when someone sees the fruit of their actions, they change."
Your head droops.
"I was able to forgive him so I don't hate him... But I don't know if I can love him either." You look up to the fired up Senkestu, "You know, I really do think I envy the both of you."

"Huh!?" They call out it unison. "It's not your strength or... Your ability to walk. It's that you found that someone had set you up with a purpose. I... Was really just an accident, who nearly died in an accident, and was brought back by another. As much as I plan things out, or try to find the rhyme and reason in something, that fact remains."

"Hey, Yuuto." Senketsu reaches over to your collar and pulls you in and to the side so he can stare eye to eye with you. "Wasn't it you that said it doesn't matter where we come from, only what we choose! Hm!?" He then realizes something the same time Ryuuko chooses to stand up. "Yeah, dad set us up, he had some sort of plan, but I'll only go along with it 'cause I want to, you hear me! If I listen to someone it's because I choose to, and you two do the same! Unless..."

"Unless?" you sheepishly respond. "Unless it's your older sister!" She ruffles your hair, having defeated, until- "C'est la vie. Then allow me to remind Satsuki of that fact."

"NANI!?"

Senketsu laughs.

There's still much to talk about, but much will have to be said with the other resident fiber experts. Do you:

[] Head in now
[] Ask or talk about one more thing (custom)

>>33458199
So are Blue/cold fibers actually specialized fibers some sorts? Or is it merely fibers used in Junketsu?

File: Within the Mind.jpg (142 KB, 1278x719)

142 KB JPG

>>33458199

"Whoa," your voice echoes. "No way. You're still around?"

"So it would seem," Junketsu muses. You notice that his voice now lacks the edge it once had, floating through the air with a much smoother sound. He almost sounds refined.

"Not gonna try and make me wear a skirt again, are you?"

"You prefer booty shorts?"

You cannot help it. You laugh. And to your surprise, he laughs with you.

"Making friends already?" Kinue snickers. You scoff.

"Yeah, mom, you may laugh. You can laugh all day. But we both know that I could probably make friends out of anyone if I really tried."

"Just don't go getting your Fibers all tangled up in his. It's not that I'd be disappointed if you came out of the dresser, it's just that you're already in a committed relationship and-"

"MOM, HOLY SHIT." You howl in agony, much to Junketsu's muffled enjoyment.

"Never gets old."

"How would you know? I'm pretty sure you were dead until now."

"Not destroyed, merely assimilated. Rather than being worn by me, your Life Fibers managed to override my own...completely. Utterly. When that happened and my empty shell became the embodiment of your will, the very moment you took the name 'Nekketsu' and my Life Fibers were one with your own...the Primordial Life Fiber that Ragyo answers to was no longer my master."

"So I'm your master, now?"

"Essentially."

You've never laughed like an evil maniac before, but your mom DID say you were a fast learner. And much to your increased enjoyment, Junketsu's Fibers vibrate nervously.

"What...exactly are you thinking?"

"Why rush? We've got nothing but time, my fibrous friend...nothing but time, hehehe..."

You communicate some of your ideas to Junketsu in the form of visual imagery, and he actually gulps a few times. Then one of your more entertaining ones appears, and he cackles.

"I like this one."

"Wanna do it soon? We could get Satsuki down here."

"I would very much like that. This must be what 'fun' is."

The capsule trembles.

>>33458592
>[] Head in now

Life Fiber... Exposition!

>>33458592
>[] Head in now

>>33458592
>[] Head in now

>>33458592
>[] Head in now

File: Destruction.jpg (154 KB, 1277x722)

154 KB JPG

>>33458606

Tune: KLKOST2, Track 09

"Everyone, get back! The capsule is going to burst!" Iori yells, mechanical tentacles waving around in a panic as the other Nudists back away quickly.

Ahead of him, the capsule that holds your Life Fibers glows with a terrible blue light. Iori opens his communicator and reaches a direct feed to the bridge outside.

"SATSUKI-SAMA!" He yells, and Inumuta flies backward over his chair. Shakily getting back up, he fumes at his fellow science geek.

"I would go get her for you, but your screaming did all the work for me," the datalord huffs. Satsuki immediately leaps in front of him and takes up the screen, looking at Iori with a worried expression.

"Satsuki, come below to the laboratory! Do it quickly, I'm afraid that something terrible is going to happen!"

"Very well!" And just like that she's gone, right as the tremendous power being unleashed severs the connection and shatters the glass.

"Obey," a terrifying voice washes through the air, sending jolts of fear into the hearts of those who watch.

And from the radiant light emerges a complete and ominous Junketsu, floating in midair.

"You will die," he growls. "All will diiiiiieeee..."

Satsuki bursts into the room and freezes in place, terror and surprise etched on her face.

"No," she mutters.

"I have consumed Nekketsu..."

"No..." Tears begin to well up in her eyes.

"I devoured him to the last Fiber."

"NO!" Satsuki reaches for the Bakuzan and the Muramasa at her sides, drawing them in a flash.

"Are you frightened, Satsuki? Are you scared?"

Satsuki grits her teeth, tears rolling. "No."

"You should be."

And you pop out from behind him, sleeves happily wrapped around his chest as your face rises above his collar. "Because you're on Scare Tactics!"

Satsuki drops her swords, mouth agape. She clenches her fists, shaking.

You and Junketsu tap sleeves. "Worth it."

Satsuki stalks over to you, and both of you tremble.

"I'm not so sure," Junketsu mutters.

>>33458972
Hahaha... we're screwed

File: 18fa44facd380fa2e260efbb7(...).png (863 KB, 946x749)

863 KB PNG

>>33458972
>goofy Kamui antics
I can't believe I didn't want this until now.

File: 1405211518028.gif (1.91 MB, 400x204)

1.91 MB GIF

>>33458972
>You and Junketsu tap sleeves. "Worth it."
>"I'm not so sure," Junketsu mutters.

>>33458972
and nekketsu did not survive
bad end

File: 585d5be5ef67e8e2ca769ac8d(...).jpg (16 KB, 480x276)

16 KB JPG

>>33458972
>this entire post

File: Check Out This Data.jpg (141 KB, 1274x711)

141 KB JPG

>>33458972

"Say it," Satsuki growls. She holds both you and Junketsu up by the back of your collars, and you both look positively miserable and embarrassed.

Inumuta decided to route the feed to the whole ship, and now everyone gets to watch.

"But I don't wanna!" You sob and wail, comically oversized tears exploding out of your face.

"Have some dignity," Junketsu snickers. Satsuki gives him a tight squeeze and the other Kamui yelps, wincing.

"Okay, I will remain silent."

"Good idea," Satsuki smirks. "Well, Nekketsu? I'm waiting."

"And so is the rest of the ship," Iori smiles.

This is just cruel. Cruel and unusual punishment! Satsuki just wants to punish you! She just wants to stand above you and throw you to the ground, berating you and climbing on top of you and...

Even Junketsu sweatdrops when your eyes droop a bit and you get lost in the daydream, drool slowly falling from the side of your mouth.

"Sometime today," Satsuki gives you a shake, bringing you back to your moment.

"Ahem. I will...never again pull a terrible prank on or otherwise bully anyone on this ship ever again. I..."

Holding the paper she wrote, you sigh. "Do I really have to say this?"

Her response is to rapidly shake you so hard that your eyes roll. "O-okay, okay!"

You clear your throat again and continue. "I would also like to reach out to my soon-to-be sister-in-law, Ryuuko..."

Ryuuko leans closer to the screen, interested.

"...and request that you begin sharing a bed with your older sister, on the grounds that if you don't you will get a cold and I am your big bro so I know best."

Her eyes hidden behind that hair, Satsuki smiles boldly as a small trail of blood slides from her nose.

Inumuta and several others balk as the same thing happens to Ryuuko.

"...pajamas optional." You finish with mortification, and the blood now spurts from Satsuki's nose.

"HELL FUCKING NO!" Ryuuko wails, running into the ship along with everyone else.

Looks like the party is coming to you.

>>33459214
Oh god I'm dying

File: chibi_kao06.gif (2 KB, 33x28)

2 KB GIF

>>33459214
What?

File: 1405141902766.png (206 KB, 648x628)

206 KB PNG

>>33459214

File: 1405046930691.jpg (18 KB, 225x225)

18 KB JPG

>>33459214

File: 1398027729504.jpg (97 KB, 1280x720)

97 KB JPG

Can I watch?

File: out.jpg (20 KB, 350x452)

20 KB JPG

>>33459373
>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/
>>>/out/

File: Threejokes.jpg (295 KB, 1472x1280)

295 KB JPG

>>33459214
Ryuuko panics and runs off, and you panic too, until you calm down and realize that it was a joke.

Is maybe a joke.

You should roll there right now.

"Yuuto."
You stop to look at an overly serious Senketsu. "What is it?"

"...."
You raise an eyebrow. "Is something wrong?"

"You said that we're like brothers, twins even. But- Which of us is older!?"

"I am, of course." You bluntly slap his face with words. He holds his cuff up to his mouth in shock. "Impossible! I was born first!"

"No, I was."

"No, Yuuto, it was I!"

"How is that even possible?"

He leans in, "I was conceived first!"

You slap your forehead, "Some notes and a drawing don't count as 'conception'!"

Senketsu opens his mouth and you launch into a tirade back and forth until you hear Ryuuko scream. You look down at the blanket she had dropped in her haste, and realize that Senketsu is right in front of you.

....
'Brothers' alike shout out
"Ryuuko!"

File: A New Power.jpg (152 KB, 1275x713)

152 KB JPG

>>33459214

"Alright, well," Iori tentatively begins, trying desperately to ignore the fact that Satsuki and Ryuuko are practically brawling on the other side of the room. "Now that we're all here, I suppose now is as good a time as any to come clean about anything new."

"Well," you start off slowly, eyes still trained on the sisters. Ryuuko now has Satsuki in a headlock and is currently attempting to give her a noogie, with mixed results.

Like an elbow in the gut.

"Well," you say again, "being unraveled gave me a better understanding of what I'm really made of. I mean that literally. For instance..."

You gesture to Junketsu with one sleeve, nod, and he immediately bursts in a shower of blue Life Fibers, which coalesce and are rapidly absorbed into your form.

And the entire Naked Sun shakes, trembling under the force of your power.

"For instance, I can only reach my full potential as a Kamui with Junketsu's help. I wouldn't be half the being I am right now without his strength."

"Anything else?" Iori quickly scribbles on a clipboard, eyes wide with scientific ecstasy.

"...I think there's something else I want to try. It's not a guarantee, but this experience...it's made me curious."

Satsuki now has her little sister bent over the table, and a teacup hovers over her mouth.

"N-no, please! PLEASE!"

And she drinks the tea, much to Satsuki's pleasure.

You sweatdrop. "Guys, come on. This should be really cool if I can pull it off."

The two girls stop fighting and Ryuuko jokingly punches her older sister in the shoulder.

Satsuki responds by grabbing at her imouto's nose and placing her thumb between her forefinger and middle finger.

"I have your nose, imouto."

"Neeee-saaaaan," Ryuuko whines, hopping up and trying to grab Satsuki's hand. "Give it back!"

"Not until you behave."

"Neeeeeeee-saaaaaaaaaan," Ryuuko wails, hugging her sister's chest and shaking her.

You take a deep breath...

[ ] Materialize
[ ] Return
[ ] Wail
[ ] Convert

>>33459542
>[ ] Materialize
Is it time?

>>33459542
>[ ] Materialize
H-here we go...

>>33459542
[x] Materialize

>>33459542
>[ ] Return

Lets get that body back.

>>33459542
>[ ] Return
I have no idea what these buttons do, can I push all of them?

>>33459542
>[ ] Materialize

I think I know what this entails. Right?

>>33459542
>[X] Materialize
I don't know what this means, but its the same as with the other options.

>>33459542
>[ ] Return
We're coming home.
youtube.com/watch?v=GDflVhOpS4E

>>33459542
>[ ] Wail


I don't know what any of these options mean. So just yell until everyone gets it.

>>33459542

>[ ] Materialize

It's time for mom to come out.

>>33459542
>[x] Materialize

>>33459542
>[ ] Materialize

File: wedding.jpg (113 KB, 816x596)

113 KB JPG

>>33459542
>[x] Materialize

time for best mom

>>33459605
>>33459611
>>33459616
>>33459633
>>33459637
>>33459658
>>33459663
>>33459667

>>33459542
man, i feel like an idiot because i didn't understand what any of these choices meant.

>>33459762
Don't, it's supposed to be a mystery

>>33459712
That reminds me: where are Ginryu and Shouryu?

And why do I have the feeling that they've been at it in a boxing match all this time? (someone else must have read that manga...)

File: Lilith.jpg (170 KB, 1278x718)

170 KB JPG

>>33459542

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC9UXCFjGKM

Spitting out a huge gob of tangled Life Fibers, you watch with sleeves extended as it hovers in the middle of the air, unraveling.

Everyone watches with astonishment as the Life Fibers obey your mental commands, slowly beginning to take new shape.

"Is that-?!"

The shape of a human body. And as that body steps forward, it shakes the Life Fibers away.

"Phew, it sure feels strange to be out and about again."

You hop over to her and leap into her arms, resisting the urge to cry as you hold her for the first time in many, many years.

"I'm sorry, but...who are you?" Ryuuko tilts her head. Satsuki, however, looks stunned. Recognition shines in her eyes.

"Your big sister knows, hehe. But you're right, I really should introduce myself."

She sets you down and you immediately tackle one of the scientists nearby, stripping them of their labcoat and handing it to the naked women. She throws it on, and turns around.

Tsumugu takes a tentative step forward, shaking.

And she smiles, running a hand through her short hair.

"My name is Kinagase Kinue. Or Ondori Kinue, if you prefer. I don't mind, even if technically I'm supposed to be keeping my surname."

"She's my mom," you explain to everyone. Jaws drop to the floor simultaneously.

"I'll explain the rest from here," she assures you. You hop over to Satsuki and she takes you into her arms, still shocked.

"I'm sure the four of you would like to spend some time alone, hm?" Kinue winks. "Go on, enjoy just a little more time together. We don't have much left before the final chapter."

Ryuuko and Satsuki turn with their respective Kamui in their arms, leaving Kinue to explain everything she'd already explained to you.

This is a massive game-changer. Not only is your mother more vulnerable than ever before, but now it means she could also aid you in the coming battle.

And maybe, just maybe if she were to speak with Ragyo...

>>33460527
>And maybe, just maybe if she were to speak with Ragyo...

Just long enough for us to make the killing blow!

>>33460527
Hey OP can you tell us what the other options woulda done? I'm curious.

>>33460527
>And maybe, just maybe if she were to speak with Ragyo...
...it would drive her into an absolute yandere frenzy, making her even more dangerous?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

>>33460527
>And maybe, just maybe if she were to speak with Ragyo...

How mad will Rei be when she has to do it all herself?

File: Confessions.jpg (310 KB, 800x640)

310 KB JPG

>>33460527

"I think I'm in love with you."

Senketsu stares with wide eyes as Ryuuko leans over him, blushing profusely.

"W-what are you saying?"

"Grr," Ryuuko grinds her teeth, eyes shut tight from embarrassment. "Don't make me say it again!"

These things don't come easy to a girl like her, and he respects that. It's just one of many reasons why he loves her.

You and Satsuki listen in with mischievous looks on your faces, ears pressed all the way to the wall as you eavesdrop.

"...I'm stupid."

"Ryuuko!"

"No! I'm stupid. Can't believe I'm saying that I...that I'm..."

"I love you, too," Senketsu blurts out, and Satsuki has to nearly squeeze the life out of you to keep you from being too loud.

"W-what?"

He reaches up with one sleeve, bringing it to rest on her blushing face. "I am just clothing. And even as clothing, I am nothing more than a fake. A cheap imitation."

"Senketsu!"

"But," he continues bravely, one eye blazing. "I would live forever as a fake, torn away from my own kin, if it meant that I could spend my life at your side. I was made for you, Ryuuko. I was only ever meant to be worn."

He closes his eye, sadly. "You do not have to love me. You probably shouldn't, if the destruction of Life Fibers is what inevitably must happen. You will only get hurt, and I will not allow that. So let me protect you, and love you quietly as we fight to save the world."

Ryuuko bites her lip, teary-eyed.

"I cannot give you what Nekketsu can give to Satsuki. What Anaru is capable of is something even I am not, even as a fake Kamui. Even with my absorption and evolution, I cannot simply fashion myself a human body. You deserve someone who can..."

He trails off. And she grips him, furious.

"I don't give a damn!"

"Ryuuko?!"

She pulls him close, kissing and hugging him. Holding him tight as she collapses on the bed.

"I don't give a damn," she repeats, more quietly this time. "You're mine, and I'm yours."

He mumbles something.

"Forever," she whispers.

>>33460615

Seconded

File: 1402455757548.gif (1.91 MB, 420x315)

1.91 MB GIF

>>33461304

The I am the politician. The sword is these feels piercing my body.

I was not ready.

Rolled 57

>>33461304
we really need to have mother lok into helping senketsu with this problem. maybe she could restitch him into something humanshaped. she made our last body for us, and that thing was made entirely out of fibers

File: 1396136004938.jpg (130 KB, 400x611)

130 KB JPG

>>33461304
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
life is worth living to read this OP

>>33461304
Ryuuko x Senketsu OTP

We really need to make him human at some point

>>33461444
>We really need to make him human at some point
OP said soon
get hype

File: 1401127732403.gif (988 KB, 500x400)

988 KB GIF

>>33461304

IT'S HAPPENING

>>33461459
It doesn't seem like a good idea to do while fighting still needs to be done, unless it was reversible I guess.

File: Beginning and End.jpg (141 KB, 1278x713)

141 KB JPG

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK6_wt3MXQg

"And now, at long last...this farce will come to an end."

Ragyo chuckles softly, standing atop her Primordial Life Fiber as it soars ominously above the ground. Off in the distance, Honnouji Academy finally appears.

And she clutches her head, eyes wild with fury.

"Who dares-?!"

"Hello? Is this thing on?"

Ragyo grits her teeth, heels grinding furiously into the handkerchief.

"Heh...looks like you received the message," you taunt, casting your voice across miles to reach the world's enemy.

"Ondori Anaru," Ragyo growls.

"Nekketsu," you correct her. "Junketsu was kind enough to loan me his body, and now, his power too. That's another I've saved from your bony fingers."

"You think you can tear the world from my grasp?" She sneers, and with a wave of her hand, fires countless pods into the air. They scatter and crash into the ground far below, shattering the peaceful night with the sound and heat of raging flames.

"I have more power than you could ever imagine," she whispers. "You can do nothing against me."

"You're right about that much."

Ragyo narrows her eyes.

"I'm not the one you have to worry about. See ya soon, Raggy."

You sever the mental link and her nails dig into her palms, drawing blood that doesn't even reach the handkerchief before the wound is healed.

"The time draws near," Hououmaru calls, standing at the Pinnacle of Honnouji Academy. Awkwardly tied together by Life Fiber strands are Genryu and Shouryu, wiggling around like crazy.

"If I wasn't fat I'd rip you in half!"

"A man can dream," Shouryu snickers.

With a slight "hmph" she kicks them over the edge, both men dangling about like a worm on a hook.

"And you will make excellent offerings to me," she whispers ominously into the wind, calling to Ragyo.

"Move with haste. They come to ruin everything we have worked for. All that you have sacrificed will be for naught."

Ragyo grits her teeth, glaring at something unseen.

"Never."