>Name:>Gender:>Skin Color:>Hair Color: >Hair Style:
>>33474748>Name: Virginia Clambake>Gender: Futanari>Skin Color: Yellow>Hair Color: Pink>Hair Style: Mohawk
>>33475091>>Personality: Deceptive, callous, mean-spirited>>Outfit: Suit>>Likes: Power, roofies, herself>>Dislikes: Men, authority, cheese>>Objective: Rape cute girls
>>33475337>What shall you do?
>>33475091>Personality: Batman>Outfit: Batman >Likes: Batman>Dislikes: Clowns>Objective: Batman
>>33475398Rape cute girls, obviously.
>>33475398Go to a lesbian bar, and scope it out for cute girls.
>>33475398Go out raping.
>>33475440>There's not usually anyone here in the morning.
>>33475483Go to some local business and hit on the secretary
>>33475483Damn, go find a school and scope out the area for cute lonely schoolgirls on their way to school.
>>33475497>It's kind of awkward to hit on the secretary since you've already had five children with her,>>33475545>90% of the girls at school have already been impregnated by you.
>>33475584Ok, then. Go adopt a cat.
>>33475657Is it a boy cat or a girl cat?
>>33475657Pet that sucker
>>33475657Send the cat back to the pound, get a cuter cat.
>>33475657Go for an adventure
>>33475657Teach the cat our ways.By which I mean take it out raping.
>>33475715We can spontaneously generate libs from our body?Grow bulkhueg tentacleish angel wings. Go flying./
>>33475716Running errands. I'll be back shortly.
>>33475755And OP was never heard from again.
>>33475584>90% of the girls at school have already been impregnated by you.Damn, we need to work on some form of rota, and get that last 10%
>>33475755OP, come back.By the way, I believe the tree is a virgin.
>>33475785Im Back.>Now engaging monster
>>33478013>You suplexed it from outer space, it was thoroughly cooked upon reentering the atmosphere.
>>33478053Share meal with cat.
>>33478206>You and your comrade partake in a meal of "Charred Tentacle", a classic, your food meters are full now.
>>33478305Check on your baby mommas.
>>33478367>They're all doing fine, it's very easy to raise a child independently since you can pull anything you need out of hammerspace in this universe.
>>33478420Pull a rocket out of your ass and go on space adventures.
>>33478420Pull out a fresh pussy to fill with baby juice.
>>33478451>You fly out into outer space, but then you realize that you just lit a rocket, and rockets explode.>GAME OVER.>Continue?
>>33478554>Welcome to Quest Quest.>Name:>Gender:>Skin Color:>Hair Color:>Hair Style:
>>33478610 >Name: Sosuke Aizen >Gender: Male >Skin Color: Caucasian >Hair Color: Brown >Hair Style: Douchbag slick
>>33478725>Personality: Neat>Outfit: Pretty dress>Likes: Watermelon>Dislikes: Sex>Objective: To find the man what killed his next-door neighbor!
>>33478725>Personality: Schemer>Outfit: White pajamas>Likes: Plans>Dislikes: Redheads>Objective: Smug self-satisfaction
>>33478807>What shall you do?
>>33478865Travel to the amazon village.
>>33478865Search their place for clues!
>>33478895>>33478898>You travel to the amazon village to search for clues.
>>33478966Make love to succulent taco.
>>33478966>find amazon women
>>33478966Devour sweet, sweet taco.Photograph chalk-outline.
>>33478991>>33479014>You cannot make love to the taco, because of your "Dislikes: Sex" attribute, there is an Amazonian in front of you.
>>33479108Ask if she witnessed the crime. Demand she clean the place up, it's not neat.
>>33479142>No, but she does see a man suitable for breeding purposes, you should probably do something.>>33479067>Food meter partially filled.
>>33479225punch a bitch
>>33479225Go get your neighbor's body. He always was a fan of sex.
>>33479242>1 Point of Damage.
>>33479278Get punched back, and knocked out instantly.
>>33479278Tear out her spine!
>>33479278Appeal to her sense of kindness.
>>33479278>They still need you alive, so she backhands you instead of punching, you are now doomed to spend the rest of your life used for procreation, they did however, spend five weeks of therapy to get rid of your dislike of sex, because they have some honor.>GAME OVER.>Continue?
>>33479532>Welcome to Quest Quest.>Name:>Gender:>Skin Color:>Hair Color:>Hair Style:
>>33479558>Tommy Johnson>Male>Bright Red>Dull orange>Spiky
>>33479666them trips tho
>>33479666>>Personality: ANGRY>>Outfit: SPIKED ARMOR>>Likes: FIGHTING AND GETTING MAD>>Dislikes: GIRLY SHIT>>Objective: PUNCH SHIT
>>33479708>What shall you do?
>>33479771Put cocktail weenies on your armor and cook them with pure rage.
>>33479819>>33479808>>33479788All of the above
>>33479845Go bodyslam a cow
>>33479845Get angry at self for smashing bed, punch self in balls.
>>33479949Kill the president.
>>33479949Smash the state.
>>33480017Suplex the planet.
>>33480017These targets are too weak for you. You must bodyslam the sun itself.
>>33480017play videogames, use the president corpse as a confy chair
>>33480144Suplex this dimension, go live a good life in another dimension
>>33480144Challenge every god to a fight.
>>33480153>.............>This game is alright, it's an interesting reimagining of a classic series, it has it's good points, and bad, but it's still fun.
>>33480242Throw controller at wall in rage.
>>33480272>You throw the controller in rage, and it goes straight through.>Wait a minute, what is that?!
>>33480464IT IS ENLIGHTENMENT! Wait, no, a dog shat on our lawn,
>>33480548>>33480552>.............>At last.>Your Destiny.>You know what must be done to accomplish your Objective..........
>>33480681>Congratulations!>you have accomplished an Objective!>Thank you for playing Quest Quest.>GAME OVER.
>>33480802Shit got punched.
>>33480802I insert another quarter. NEW GAMEU
>>33480897>>33480984>Welcome to Quest Quest(New Game+).>Name:>Gender:>Skin Color:>Hair Style:>Hair Color:
>>33481055>>Name:Freida>>Gender:Female>>Skin Color:Tan>>Hair Style:Short>>Hair Color:Black
>>33481225>Personality: self conscious>Outfit: bikini top with parachute pants>Likes: dancing, calligraphy>Dislikes: documentaries>Objective: get her senpai to notice her
>>33481254>What shall you do?
>>33481331Dance to the art supply store
>>33481368>You are now at the art supply store, what do you want?
>>33481463I want you!
>>33481463to obtain enlightenment
>>33481463flash your tits
>>33481475>You add the merchant to your inventory, making sure you left exact change.
>>33481519call the police and leave
>>33481519Wield the mercant as our weapon and go on a rampage to make senpai notice us
>>33481519Put merchant in mouthgo southreveal your true form
>>33481553>Now you need a worthy target, who will your opponent be?
>>33481620Go to strip club, kill stripers
>>33481620the nearest domesticated animal
>>33481620find a homeless person on the street to be your first target once he's done in rob a liquor store with your merchant sword
>>33481620Everything and anything.
>>33481647>>33481649>Of corse! Lizardman the Stripper, what shall you do?
>>33481698Use dancing skills to weave through his deadly strikes, and have our weapon shove some singles in his g string
>>33481698Perform an abortion with the merchant
>>33481698beat him into the ground like he's a nail and merchant weapon is the hammer
>>33481698tea party for three!
>>33481721>>33481723>>33481727>Well, that went alright, except for the fact that Lizardman is male, and doesn't have any fetuses, what now?
>>33481794Ask the merchant if he's alrightThen strip him, a weapon doesn't need clothes
>>33481794dual wield lizardman
>>33481794dual wield Lizardman and Merchant weapons
>>33481815>The Merchant is alright, and female, you remove HER clothes.>>33481817>Lizardman can't be dual wielded, because there is only one Lizardman to wield, he disappeared anyway.
>>33481901Return merchant to inventory and locate Senpai...but be too self conscious to approach
>>33481901the lizardman reveals his true formhe's goku
>>33481970>Senpai is off in the distance, did he hear about your victory over Lizardman?
>>33482034draw merchant weapon and hit Senpai over the head hard hopefully knocking him out. then take him back to your apartment/house
>>33482053>>33482057>That went surprisingly well, what now?
>>33482129I didn't really expect this to go through.. umm tie him up and then ravage him with the merchant weapon all the while pouring chocolate fondue over his body
>>33482129Get ice pack, since we stalked him, he didn't know we hit him, so put an ice pack on his head and nurse him back to healthPlay it cool
>>33482168>You give him an ice pack, but it doesn't seem like he needs too much to recover.
>>33482215break his arms and take him to the hospital so that he'll have to rely on you until he's healed
>>33482215>beat him up
>>33482267>>33482304>It seems as though Senpai woke up before you could act any further, he says he recognizes you as the woman who defeated Lizardman, and he leaves.>Congratulations!>Senpai noticed you!>GAME OVER.
>>33482931>Welcome to Quest Quest 2.>Name:>Gender:>Skin Color:>Hair Style:>Hair Color:
>>33482986>Name: Batman>Gender: Batman>Skin Color: Batman>Hair Style: Batman>Hair Color: Batman
>>33482986>>Name: Fatty Dingdongs>Gender: Male>Skin Color: Pale white>Hair Style:messy>Hair Color: black
>>33483220>Oh, it seems that input has caused Quest Quest 2 to crash, oh well.
>>33483365blow in the cartridge
>>33483411>The DISK apparently melted, it's no longer usable.
>>33483519go buy the new version
>>33483519Good thing I copied a disk for you bro
>>33483528>The newest installment is incredibly expensive, takes a long time to arrive, and is made by an entirely different development team altogether, so it probably isn't as good.
>>33483675screw it go to a used game store and buy the classic quest quest
>>33483675Put the old game back in.
>>33483733and now i sleep
>>33483675Just get version 1, version 3 is for newquest fags and version 2 is buggy shit
>>33483733>>33483739>Yeah, when I put Quest Quest 2 in, I forgot to take out Quest Quest 1, so.......>It's also nearly impossible to find, Quest Quest was pulled from stores because of the infamous "Cold Creamer" mod, and even if I do find a usable version, it will be even more expensive than Quest Quest 3.
>>33483840Might as well go quest quest in real life. Begin the ultimate quest, but this time its for REAL
>>33483840Restore the data that was transferred to your computer's RAM when you loaded the game.
>>33483996good thread op, for real.going to bed