>>33516564
> “Whatever.”
Grump McGrumperson.

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>>33516564
>“Fuck adulthood, I want to be a kid again.”
Assault with pillow

>>33516564
>> “I suppose you’re right.”
A kid would not have been able to (hopefully) save an entire academy ship

>>33516564
> “Fuck adulthood, I want to be a kid again.”
Poor Trudy.
She's feeling the disillusionment with adulthood, wanting of childhood early.
She'll learn you can be a happy mix of both, though.

>>33516564
> “Fuck adulthood, I want to be a kid again.”

>>33516564
>> “I suppose you’re right.”

>>33516564
>> “Fuck adulthood, I want to be a kid again.”
Somebody's catching a snowball to the face.

>>33516564
> “I suppose you’re right.”
Oh yeah, we still need to buy Clara her pencil.

Um... get some advice from Team Disney on what's the best in the market (and simultaneously unlock any possible Loyalty subquest)?

>>33516564
>"Easy for you too say, miss D Cup"

>>33516564
>> “I suppose you’re right.”

Hey Schteel did we use a vacation day yesterday?

>>33516783
She's a C cup, though. Which is still bigger than Trude, mind you.

>>33516564
> "I don't know, Katyusha seems to make it work."

>>33516824
Nope.

> “Fuck adulthood, I want to be a kid again.”

You cross your arms, huffing and puffing and fitting to blow a house down. “Fuck adulthood, I want to be a kid! Things were so much simpler then!”

Kitten narrows her eyes, smirking. “Are you seriously having a goddamn mid-life crisis? You’re only 16!”

“Maybe I want to be 13!”

Kitten drapes your trenchcoat over your shoulders. “Trudy, need I remind you that your really amazing legs and your breasts- What breasts there are-“

“Shut up.”

“They grew in when you were 13, and the boys just went at it?” Kitten looks at you concernedly. “Remember the time you threw a boy out the window?”

“He deserved it,” you say.

“Yeah, but just think, it’s not easy being a little girl in Middle School!” Kitten crosses her arms, frowning. “I should know.”

“Oh, sorry, Kitten. Come on, let’s get to school.”

With that, you walk out of your dorm and meet with your staff. “FUCK WINTER,” says Lisa as she walks past you. Poor girl. Nancy and Ramirez are a little more homely as they lead you on down the stairs.

You look around. “Where’s Nezumi and the girls?”

Your answer comes in the form of the rumbling road and the sound of a heavy grinding engine. You all look down the street to see a familiar T-34/85 coming to park in front of you all, draped in banners advertising Tankery. That’s actually quite nice of them, but unfortunately they’re in Japanese kanjigana or whatever the system of alphabetics is in Japan.

Nezumi and company poke their heads out of the hatches. “Ohayou gozaimasu!” they all say. Nezumi says, “Would you like a ride to school, Pool-sensei?”

> WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE TO SCHOOL, POOL-SENSEI?
> Y/N
> Other

>>33516859
> Y

>>33516759
No, Clara wants HER pencil, not some random damn pencil.

>>33516856
We just need a big strong russian to carry us around

>>33516859
> Y
Why not

>>33516859
> Y
We tankodesantniki now! Prepare the snowballs!

>>33516883
>No, Clara wants HER pencil, not some random damn pencil.

We should choose one carefully, admit we no longer have hers and present an awesome one as appology.

>>33516890
> We just need a big strong russian to carry us around
All right, so Trude has Wendy seduce Orly, then Trude seduces Wendy so she can rent out Orly. Perfect!

>>33516922
Just cut out the middle woman
KotyonekxOryola

>>33516919
>We should choose one carefully
Giant novelty pencil. With her name on it.

>>33516859
> Y

>>33516940
B-but muscle girl on muscle girl...

> Y

You all hop onto the engine block of the T-34, then Nezumi shouts in Japanese to get the tank rolling. No more having to shove your way through snowdrifts, you’re riding in style.

Lisa doesn’t appear to take this kindly though. She shivers heavily, curling her legs up and hugging them as she shivers. “Fucking… winter… fucking… fuck.”

You smile. “Come on, Lisa! Winter’s an awesome season! You got Christmas, and New Years, and Snowball Fights, and sledding!”

“Yeah!” says Lisa. “When you’re a kid! We’re teenagers! We don’t do that stuff anymore, Boss!”

oh no not you too lisa

With that, you arrive at campus. Freshmen hurriedly shove and push their way through the snow, Sophomores occasionally pelt each other with half-hearted snowballs for fun, Juniors are rushing to class, and Seniors… well Seniors are smart enough to just use a vacation day to stay home. Hall Monitors like O’Brian and O’Hara are busy directing traffic on the street, while Pinkerton and O’Bannon shovel snow out of the entrance to campus.

This must be a good 9 inches of snow today. Perhaps even more.

You all hop off the tank, and right before you’re about to say something, a snowball pelts you in the chest. The flakes droop and drop as you turn to see your assailant.

“Ho, ho, ho, bitch!” yells Clara as she and her Cheerleaders hide behind a small wall made of packed snow. “What are you going to do about that!?”

> MOTHERFUCKER I’LL TAKE THOSE HAIR DRILLS OF YOURS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
> Nothing, you’re a respectable woman who don’t need no snowball
> Write in

>>33517229
>> MOTHERFUCKER I’LL TAKE THOSE HAIR DRILLS OF YOURS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
Go time Claire

>>33517229
>MOTHERFUCKER I’LL TAKE THOSE HAIR DRILLS OF YOURS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS

>>33517229
>>> MOTHERFUCKER I’LL TAKE THOSE HAIR DRILLS OF YOURS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
Clara is a great excuse to embrace our inner child.

>>33517229
>Drills
I hadn't realized

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>>33517229
>Write in
Tankodesantniki! ATTACK!

>>33517229
> MOTHERFUCKER I’LL TAKE THOSE HAIR DRILLS OF YOURS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
Ilu Clara

>>33517229
Best girl makes her appearance.

>>33517338
Yeah, there's porn pictures of Clara with her hair drills.

>>33517229
This:
>>33517340
>Write in
>Tankodesantniki! ATTACK!

Ride our tank into close combat!

>>33517500
Even better!

I was going to have Purple Heart help the Gaystapo, but Mr.Mishka doesn't have a plow.

> MOTHERFUCKER I’LL TAKE THOSE HAIR DRILLS OF YOURS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS

“AAAAAHHHHH!”

Clara and the Cheerleaders are sent running for the hills as you chase after them, pelting them with snowball after snowball. Even their mighty one foot tall snow fortress is collapsed under the weight of your assault. The Cheerleaders scatter and run off in different direction, except for Clara, who stands her ground.

“COME AT ME!” she yells as she tosses snowballs at you. Fruitlessly.

You dig your hand into the snow and sweep a huge flurry of snowflakes at her pointblank. With that moment of distraction, she turns away and falls to the ground. You quickly sit on top of her chest, your legs locking around her hips as you start shoving snow into her hair and her increasingly red face. “HOW’S THIS!?”

“GGHPPGH!” All she can do is flail uselessly at you as you sweep snow onto her face.

Meanwhile, Lisa, Nancy, Kitten, and the Japanese Students stand idly by, watching your chaos.

Lisa leans over to Kitten. “Remind me not to get into a snowball fight with the Boss.”

> Head to Class
> Work on the Pep Rally
> Take a Vacation Day (6)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33517637
Clara really brings out the beast within us, doesn't she.

>>33517637
>Head to Class

>>33517637
>> Work on the Pep Rally
We need to check out how the Seniors are doing anyway

>>33517637
> Head to Class
Trudy did miss classes before lunch last thread. At least make up for that deficit 'til lunchtime.

>>33517637
>> Head to Class
Don't want to fall behind again, can't save the school if we fail our studies.

>>33517637
> Head to Class
> Give Clara her pencil.

> Head to Class

With that, you stand up and help Clara out of the snow. “Next time, don’t take me on in a snowball fight. You’re not going to have a good time.”

She spits some snow in your face as a response.

Eh, you’ll forgive that.

That sorted, you head onto class. You did miss quite a few things yesterday moonlighting as a Naval Studies Student, but you catch up relatively quickly. Indeed, some of your fellow students even have questions as to what it was like. You simply explain that it’s very busy work, but it’s rewarding. Indeed, you still considering getting Griselda to sign up as one.

English is a little more busy, due to a missed vocabulary quiz yesterday. But it’s also relatively easy as well. Something about yourself has changed indeed. You’re not normally one to just blaze through quizzes like they’re nothing. Then again, your dad always said:

“Go by feeling and instinct unless everything proves it wrong.”

In hindsight, that saying is kind of redundantly useless but it’s still helpful. Somewhat.

You’re not even going to mention Chemistry because fuck Chemistry. It’s time for lunch.

> Head to Lunch
> Find your Staff
> Go work on the Pep Rally
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Other

>>33518019
> Go work on the Pep Rally
Grab a sandwich and work on it through the lunch break, to see how Henrietta and Andrea are doing.

>>33518019
> Other (Grab something you can eat on the way.)
> Go work on the Pep Rally

>>33518019
Supporting this >>33518082

Questy time!

>>33518019
>> Go work on the Pep Rally

>>33518019
> Other
get lunch on the way to the
> Go work on the Pep Rally

>>33518019
> Other
Quit school, give up on the quest to save LGA and moonlight as a salty merc on a cargo ship headed for Cuba.
Dominate the local resistance forces, unite them under the banner of the 'Terrible Trudies' and split Cuba in twain.
Declare yourself La Presidente and join the UN.
Buy LGA with your illicitly-gained money and have your old friends serve under you once more.

Viva La Revo-Trude-cion.

>>33518298
That is not the worst plan. We already have veteran tankers. How much armour could Cuba possibly field.

> Go work on the Pep Rally

You open up the door to meet with Bernadette, Kitten, the Seniors, and the Juniors working on the Pep Rally. You managed to grab at most a sandwich on your way to lunch. Your Staff is taking the day off, on Bernadette’s request.

The girls are all settling something however with the Magicians.

Bernadette says, “I don’t care how well trained you are. You’re not bringing a cannon and firing yourself out of it.” She is stern, but firm. Not terrifying at all actually. That’s quite the remarkable change.

Erika Weiss and her Magicians however are less than amused. “Ha! How can you expect a Magic Show without shooting my lovely assistant out of a cannon?”

“Because it’s a matter of whether or not she’ll be in one piece or several,” says Claire.

You walk up to them. “Hey, what’s going on?”

Erika Weiss smiles. “Ah, Gertrude! Perhaps you could convince the Councils that there is merit to be had in cannonry!”

> “… wait, cannonry?”
> “You’re not shooting someone out of a cannon.”
> “I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”
> Write in

>>33518298
Wouldn't LGA be scrap by the time Trudy could afford it?

>>33518298
Tempting, but let's save that for if we lose the final match. When is the KGB/Ooarai match supposed to happen?

>>33518370
>> “You’re not shooting someone out of a cannon.”
>> “I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”

>>33518370
> “I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”
You can't do that

>>33518370
> “I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”
David Copperfield and Nikolai Tesla didn't need cannons to perform magic, after all.

>>33518370
“I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”

Save the Boom! for the match.

>>33518370
> “You’re not shooting someone out of a cannon.”
That's closer to a circus act anyway, and it's likely everyone already figured out how that works.

> “I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”

>>33518370
>“I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”
Can't you do a big trick without risking life and limb?

>>33518370
>> “You’re not shooting someone out of a cannon.”
Make a tank disappear or something.

>>33518556
Make the Japanese tank disappear. No one save Icecube will care.

See if she fits in Stupa's cannon.
If she doesn't, no cannonry. If she does, load LA (Lovely Assistant) rounds and FIRE!

> “You’re not shooting someone out of a cannon.”
> “I don’t suppose you could try something a little more subtle.”

You cross your arms, chewing on your sandwich. “Now listen, you can’t shoot nobody out no cannon, alright?” Weiss quirks her brow, tilting her head. “I mean, you can’t shoot anybody out of a cannon. Can’t you do something more subtle? Like uh… sawing someone in half?”

Weiss rolls her eyes. “We tried the sawing someone in half trick last year.”

Conlin nods. “That’s right! There was blood everywhere and it was hilarious!”

“Besides,” says Weiss. “People want something explosive! Amazing!” She holds out her hands as if framing something. “Stupendous! Extraordinary!”

“Yeah,” says Bernadette. “No one gives a shit. Think of something else.”

Weiss sighs. “I suppose…”

> LOYALTY QUEST UNLOCKED
> The Prestige
> Help the Magicians pull off the greatest Magic Trick ever.

> Help work on the Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33518615
I think you mixed up a Stupa for a Sturmtiger.
Because there's no way to fit a lovely assistant within a 150mm barrel.

>>33518593
Like that OVA when team Leopon do a magic trick with that garb- i mean type 89? Duck team really love that tank, aren't them?

>>33518751
> Help work on the Pep Rally

>>33518751
> Help work on the Pep Rally
How are the girls doing?

>>33518751
> Help work on the Pep Rally
> Talk to Weiss (What can you do that won't cause harm to anyone?)

I'm thinking get ahold of Nikolai Tesla Institute and see if they have that electromagnetic thingamabob lying around somewhere.

>>33518751
Yaaaay Magician quest, I've been waiting for this.

> Help work on the Pep Rally

>>33518792
They sure did. I remember when they were getting frisky on top of Nezumi during their match.

In terms of kills, Team Duck was useless, but they sure pulled off a bunch of stunts. I'm a bit afraid to see what they'd do against LGA.

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>>33518751
>Help work on the Pep Rally

Phase 1-Check on the Seniors while helping.
Phase 2-Decorate like crazy while discussing magic with Shuffle.
Phase 3-???
Phase 4-Prophet

>>33518870
They got kills though.

>>33518751
>Help work on the Pep Rally
What about we order a horizon-to-horizon length chiffon thing and tell them to make all of LGA dissapear?
I saw that in a Fairly OddParents episode. What could go wrong?

>>33518901
Who did they kill? Seriously, I don't remember them getting one, with that pea shooter they had.

>>33518751
> LOYALTY QUEST UNLOCKED
> The Prestige
> Help the Magicians pull off the greatest Magic Trick ever.
Magically disappear all (or some) of Tankery's tanks AND the Lafayette statue.

>>33518932
Two or three of Anzio's tankettes.

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>>33518751
> Help work on the Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (The Amazing Weiss)
How much material do they have for an act anyway?
I'm not expecting a "Make an entire Academy Ship disappear" trick here, but give us something to work with.

>>33518988
Oh, that figures. I haven't seen that OAV yet.

>>33518946
>They pull it off with flying colours
>Can't find the tanks afterwards
>The final match is tomorrow

>>33519010
>Oorai suddenly finds themselves in possession of 20 new tanks

>>33519098
Cue Anzu having to recruit more Sodoclones to crew them all.

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>>33518870
> I'm a bit afraid to see what they'd do against LGA.
The only way I can see that happening is if they could somehow put their I-Go through a halfpipe, then target the "open top" section of our team's Scott, Hellcat or Jackson.
Like a tankery equivalent of a barrel roll.

That's would be whole new level of Tankfu bullshit right there.

>>33519234
... We need to destroy the skate park as a priority.

> Help work on the Pep Rally

You help hang some decorations on the stage along with Bernadette, Kitten, and the Juniors. The work goes along quite well thankfully. Even the Magicians are beginning to hash out some details of their latest and greatest magic trick. You suppose this winter pep rally isn’t going to be so boring after all.

Henrietta and Andrea walk up to you. “Hey, Gertrude.”

You look over to see them smiling warmly at you. “Hey, girls. What’s the skinny?”

“Oh, not a whole lot,” says Henrietta. “I just wanted to thank you… for opening my eyes you know? I felt so selfish-“

Claire says, “Aren’t you always.”

“Fuck you, Claire,” says Henrietta simply. “Anyway. We’ve decided to go to separate schools.” Oh, you weren’t expecting that actually. You cross your arms frowning. “We decided it was for the best, figured that… that you are right. If friendships are as strong as ours, distance won’t even be a thing.”

Andrea nods. “Yeah. We just wanted to say thanks.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>33519098
>LGA makes do by putting shipping crates on wheels powered by bicycles inside
>Fire confetti cannons for main gun and paintball guns for MGs
>New 'Recreation' League is formed with LGA at the head

>>33519281
> Polite
>Trudy secretly wishing they had chosen to stay together
Isn't it heartbreaking, Trude?

>>33519281
> Polite
> Write in
C'mon, group hug. You know they need it.

>>33519281
> Boast
> "Wow, I didn't need to sleep with anyone this time. I'm impressed with myself. And slightly disappointed."
> "Oh don't give me that look, Bernadette, I sleep with you all the time."
> "Ow, Claire, are you okay? You're hitting your head on that wall awfully hard."

>>33519281
>Polite
"Well, with all the communication technology of todays, one really is never far from another"

>>33519281
>Boast
No problem, we're a friendship expert!

>>33519281
>> Polite

>>33519259
> large concrete canals and ditches
> ramps
> low profiled, angled tanks (like Anzu's Hetzer)

I suddenly regret bringing this topic up now...
Please spare us from something like this, Schteel.

>>33519298
Genius but it's for kids.

>>33519516
Too late, even if it's not that specifically you know Oorai is gonna pull some sort of extreme stunts during the match to even things out a little.

>>33519752
They -are- kids.
Well, I mean, teenagers but they are still young enough.

> Polite

“Ah, I didn’t do nothing for nobody,” you say. “It was all you guys. Shame really that you all couldn’t go to the same schools.”

Andrea says, “Funny story. I was actually in talks to transfer to Wharton so me and Henrietta could stay together. But then Henrietta comes busting down my door, and she tears up the letter I’d been writing, and… well things went from there.”

Henrietta grins, throwing her arms wide. “Come on! Let’s all have a group hug!” OH YOU CAN’T RESIST GROUP HUGS. You and Andrea hug Henrietta. “Come on, Claire, you know you care about us!”

Claire drops down from the stage and walks over. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t. I’m glad you two are back together.” She joins in the group hug. “Good going, guys.”

“Hey, Fairless!” yells Andrea. “Come hug us!”

Bernadette says, “No,” as she hammers some decorations in.

“Well, Gertrude’s hugging us so-“

Bernadette comes over and hugs you all. “Good!” says Andrea. “We’re all Seniors, together! No matter the distance! We’re friends to the end!”

> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: Trust Busters
> Team Steel’s Loyalty is now yours!
> The Senior Funds have now been unlocked and will now donate 30,000 Dollars per week along with unlocking an additional FREE PURCHASE. Team Steel’s experience in LGA allows them to unlock the STEEL WALL, inspiring up to two nearby tanks to toughen up their hides and defend an area like a stone wall.

With that, the bell rings. Looks like lunch is over.

> Head to Class
> Continue working on the Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33519808
> The Senior Funds have now been unlocked and will now donate 30,000 Dollars per week along with unlocking an additional FREE PURCHASE. Team Steel’s experience in LGA allows them to unlock the STEEL WALL, inspiring up to two nearby tanks to toughen up their hides and defend an area like a stone wall.
CHRIST.

> Head to Class

>>33519808
>> Head to Class

>>33519808
> Head to Class

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>>33519808
>The Senior Funds have now been unlocked and will now donate 30,000 Dollars per week along with unlocking an additional FREE PURCHASE

Again, is it possible to finish all the sidequests before the end of the tournament? How many are there? 20+?

>>33519808
>> Head to Class

>>33519808
Wait so we get 30 000 dollars now?

Or do we have to wait next week?

>>33519808
>Call Someone (Barkas)
How'd the meeting with the R&W club go?

>>33519808
>I was actually in talks to transfer to Wharton so me and Henrietta could stay together. But then Henrietta comes busting down my door, and she tears up the letter I’d been writing, and… well things went from there.
Had we followed they would be together, but SEALAND.

I am very dissapointed in you, guys.

>>33519963

Truly, sealand is the worst. We need to purge her.

>>33519808
> Call Someone (Barkas)
How's the editing process with the Reading/Writing Club going?

> Head to Class
If one of the classes is PE, an encounter with Clara and Joanna is inevitable.

Trudy needs that driving lesson from Joanna, then she can proceed back to the Naval Studies crews so that Waltraud will have to accept that Gertrude can finally use the forklift.

>>33519963
Would Andrea have been happy going to Wharton, though?

>>33519808
>> Continue working on the Pep Rally
Talk to pinprick

See we can unlock their quest

>>33519998
doubt it, wharton's for fags.

> Head to Class

With that, you decide to head to class. You’re going to get something other than some emotional work done today damn it. You say goodbye to Bernadette, Kitten, the Juniors, the Seniors, and the Magicians and head on. Next class is…

Health class. You forgot you had health class. Damn it.

You wish you were back in gym. You look over, Willie Hanna has fallen asleep. Joanna is playing around on her phone. You glance backwards to see Clara, staring holes into you. You tilt your head and mouth, “What?”

She holds up a piece of paper over her mouth.

“Where the fuck is my pencil bitch you better get me a fucking pencil i’ll fucking wreck before you check you bitch fucking fuck i bet you shlick with pencils”

Wow. She really wants that pencil.

You look down. Uh…

> Give her one of your pencils
> Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice
> Write in

>>33520223
>> Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice
We'll go together even

>>33520223
> Give her one of your pencils

>>33520223
>> Write in
Which one is yours?

>>33520223
> Apologizing for not having her pencil, and offer yourself.
> Then give her one of your pencils.

>>33520223

> Give her one of your pencils

But not before breaking the tip of the pencil off

>>33520223
> Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice

Although Anon's suggestion of offering ourself first has amusing possibilities.
Just for the look on Clara's face.

>>33520223
> i bet you shlick with pencils”
Turns out the reason Trude hasn't found the pencil is that Kitten borrowed it months ago.

>>33520223
This >>33520265
Show her the whole pencil case, see if one of them actually is hers.

If none of them are...
> Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice
And get some advice from the Animation Club and Bernadette before shopping.

>>33520223
>Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice

>>33520223
>“Where the fuck is my pencil bitch you better get me a fucking pencil i’ll fucking wreck before you check you bitch fucking fuck i bet you shlick with pencils”
Clara and Trude are literally the same person

>>33520223
>> Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice
Giant novelty pencil.

>>33520365

Thus, the rivalry.
>>33520223
>show her the entire pencil case and let her choose.

>>33520223
>Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice
The finest pencil in all of LGA!

>>33520386
With something offensive written on it.

>>33520409
"Clara's Playfriend: Please Think Of Gertrude Pool When You Use Me"

> Tell her you’ll buy her one after practice

You show her your note.

“fuck you faggot i’ll get you one after practice just calm your fucking cowtits goddamn bitch holy shit don’t get a big dick”

She huffs, crossing her arms and turning her attention to the window. At least that’s done for now.

With that, the rest of the day flies by rather quickly. History, Theatre, and French are more or less review sessions for the upcoming quarterly exams. Thankfully, the timeframe for those exams are not anytime during the tournament, but are pretty much right before Christmas. So… just after the tournament. That’s not going to be fun but you suppose life isn’t fun all the time.

With that, school ends, and you walk out of the building and onto the campus yards. The snow has settled into a light fall, but right now it’s pretty much past your calves. This is quite the snow fall.

> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Find your Staff
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33520596
> Head to the Tankery HQ

> holy shit don’t get a big dick”
Trude don't ruin Clara's fantasies.

>>33520596
> Find your Staff

>>33520596
Bark as and naval students

Also so we get 30 000 dollars now or next week

>>33520596
> Call Someone (Barkas)
> Other (Head for the Library/wherever the R/W Club meet)

>>33520596
>Find your Staff
Announce your presence via snowballs!

>>33520596
>Call Someone (Barkas)
re-her play.

Quests, anons. We has them.

>>33520596
>other
Find and kidnap Rochelle and bring her to watch practice.

>>33520596
>> Find your Staff
Man, Trudy should consider a career as a poet.

>>33520596
>Find your Staff

>>33520596
>Find your Staff

> Find your Staff

You meet up with your Staff as they head out of the campus entrance. “Hey, guys, what’s up?”

Lisa smiles. “Not much. What’s up with you? I just got a call saying that the Seniors are funding us now.”

You shrug, smiling smugly. “I might have something to do with that.”

Ramirez says, “Did you finally fuck Fairless?”

…

“No.” You shake your head. “That’s very direct of you, Ramirez.”

“It’s an honest question,” she says.

You nod. “I suppose.”

Nancy smiles at you as you all begin walking down the street. “Anyway, today has just been boring busy work for all of us. Get the tests out of the way, do this and that, nothing too exciting for us, Gertrude.”

“Yeah, Boss,” says Lisa. “It ain’t like we’re suddenly drowning in things to do unlike you.” She snaps her finger. “Speaking of drowning, there’s so much snow today. You really think we’ll get anything done today?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>33520596
> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Find your Staff

>>33520899
>Boast
Like a little powder can stop us!

>>33520899
> Boast
> "Gotta be ready for anything! And to answer your question, Ramirez, I didn't have to sleep with anyone to solve their problems this time!"

>>33520899
> Boast
Don't we always?

>>33520899
>Neutral

Never. Time to drown in snow.

>>33520899
>> Boast
We can do snow, we trained for it!

>>33520899
>Boast
Snow did not stop us before! It shall not stop us now!

>>33520899
> Boast

>>33520899
> You really think we’ll get anything done today?
> Boast

Could've done a bit more of something at an earlier convenience, honestly.

> Boast

“Pfffft. It’s not like snow ain’t ever stopped us. If anything, it’s made us even stronger! Like what that German philosophication guy once wrote, “What don’t kill me makes me stronger.”

Lisa says, “Gertrude, are you sure you’re from DC?”

“Why do you ask?”

“Because that is the most southern-y sounding thing I ever heard you say,” says Lisa. “Jesus Christ.”

You shrug. “I blame my mother’s side of the family.”

With that, you arrive at the Tankery HQ. Your crews all arrive as well in a few more minutes and soon the place is packed to the brim with little girls wanting to do girly things in their tanks.

> Start Practice (INSTRUCTORS: Aces)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33521173
> Talk to Someone (Barkas)
Script editing.

> Talk to Someone (Dales)
About being a teacher at some point in the future, after graduating from LGA.

>>33521173
> Talk to Barkas (How is your script is it full of danger and romance?)

>>33521173
> Start Practice (INSTRUCTORS: Aces)

>>33521173
> Talk to Someone (Barkas)
How's that script going

>>33521173
>> Start Practice (INSTRUCTORS: Aces)
Leave talking until the break/showers.

>>33521173
> Talk to someone (Aces)
Do you reckon we'll get anything done in this weather?

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>>33521173
>Talk to Someone (BARKAS)

Getting to talk to her is like pulling teeth. Healthy teeth. With fishing line and a door.

>>33521173
>Talk to Someone (Barkas)
How's that editing coming along?

> Talk to Someone (Barkas)

“Hey, Barkas.” You meet with Barkas, sitting on the couch, mulling over her script on her laptop. “How’d it go with the editors?”

Barkas sighs. “There’s so much I need to work out… so much work. So much WORK.”

Syke, standing next to her says, “She’s pretty much lost her mind.”

“I HAVE NOT!” yells Barkas. “I just- I just… I just need to… relax. And… work.”

You nod, crossing your arms. “Well, if you need my help, I’m here.”

“Just give me another night,” she says. “And I’ll have it done, guaranteed! We get it through the editors again! And we’re bobby!”

Wendy pokes you in the side, getting your attention. “Hey, are we starting practice or not? Me and the girls noticed the weather outside and we figured it’d be unfair to… enjoy it a little.”

> “Enjoy it how?”
> “What did you have in mind?”
> “Hold on a minute.”
> Write in

>>33521567
>YES
> “What did you have in mind?”

>>33521567
> “What did you have in mind?”

Are we going to need to sleep with Barkas again? Because I'm pretty sure it's Fairless's turn tonight.

>>33521567
> “What did you have in mind?”

>>33521567
>“Enjoy it how?”
> “What did you have in mind?”
Shenanigans are sometimes fun, but some caution is important.

>>33521567
>Enjoy it how?

what do your words mean

>>33521567
>> “What did you have in mind?”

German the senteniel is elite already

> “What did you have in mind?”

You cross your arms. “What did you have in mind?”

…

…

You all stand out in the cold, shivering a bit. Even underneath your heavy coats and the like, the snow and the chill still creeps up on you. The Aces all stand in front of you.

“Right!” says Kate. “This will be a Snowball Ultra-Survival Match!”

>=[| SNOWBALL ULTRA-SURVIVAL MATCH |]=<

Kate says, “Simple. We won’t use the tanks today because we know it’s cold and we just want to have a nice day to enjoy yourselves. We’ll get to theory stuff later. For now, this will be a survival match. You get hit by a snowball, you’re out. Last crew standing by the end of two hours is the winner.”

Everyone looks at each other, nervously.

Wendy holds up a stop watch. “Right, ten minute headd start ceasefire. You guys better start finding places to hide.” Joanna and Octavia wheel up a big snowblower. It tosses up huge piles of snow at everyone. “We’ll be serving as boogeymen for the day.”

With that, everyone starts running off in separate directions around the field. People start building forts, trenches, or quickly begin setting alliances.

Nancy, Kitten, Lisa, and Ramirez look at you. “What’s the plan, Boss?”

> Build a fort
> Start attacking another crew (Specify)
> Try and make an alliance with another crew (Specify)
> Write in

>>33521846
>Try and make an alliance with another crew (Seniors)

Pretty sure Fairless will want this alliance too. Then it will be a showdown between the two teams.

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>>33521846
>> Try and make an alliance with another crew (Specify)

Try making friends with Clara and the cheerleaders! Their manpower will come in handy when we try building up a fort.

>>33521846
> Try and make an alliance with another crew (Girl Scouts)
Girl scouts = outdoors shit

>>33521846
> Try and make an alliance with another crew (Irish Brigade)
They're a bunch of mean cusses.

>>33521891
This
We need slaves to dig our snow base

>>33521922
>>33521891

Fat chance. Clara will probably backstab Gertrude as soon as she has the opportunity to.

>>33521846
>Try and make an alliance with another crew (Seniors)
Them plus our staff makes a formidable team, we can build a fort once we secure our manpower situation.

>>33521846
Withdraw far from battlefield, bunker down and wait patiently. Let the other teams slaughter each other.
Crush survivors.

>>33521846
> Try and make an alliance with another crew (Seniors)
Here's to hoping they can rope in the Junior Council + Reporter too.

>>33521846
>Build a fort
Time to get stuck in

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> Try and make an alliance with another crew (Team Steel)

You and your crew quickly run over to Team Steel, waving a white flag. “Hey, hey!” you shout. They are busy digging a trench in the deep snow drift. “Fairless, want an alliance?!”

Fairless nods. “Okay, get in!” You all jump into the trench as Henrietta and Claire quickly dig. Andrea sits beside them, lazily encouraging them. The Juniors also run in. “Betty, you with us?” asks Fairless.

Betty says, “Yes, yes, of course!”

Georgia Jones says, “What a scoop! Crew against crew! Girls against girls!”

Henrietta points down the field. “AND LOOK AT THAT!”

“OHOHOHOHO!” Clara laughs from the top of her massive snow tower being assembled by her team of Cheerleaders. She points her fingers up in the air in triumph. “FORT CLARA IS NOW ALL BUT IMPENETRABLE!”

Fairless says, “There’s no way we can break that defense.”

With that, the whistle goes off. “CHARGE!” yells Wendy. All the crews start pelting each other with snowballs. You all duck down into the trench, letting snowflakes brush and dust over you. You haven’t been in any place this intense since Middle School.

Fairless says, “What’s the plan!?”

> FUCK EVERYTHING, CHARGE FORT CLARA
> Start taking down Crews
> Hide until it all blows over
> Write in

>>33522145
> RAMIREZ! You and me will go on a sneaking mission into the snow tower! Everyone else, provide cover fire!

Let's take Clara prisoner.

>>33522145
> Strengthen our defences

>>33522145
>>33522206

Yes, take Clara hostage and take the snow tower for ourselves

>>33522145
> Start taking down Crews

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>>33522206

I wholeheartedly support this plan. RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING!

>>33522206
This will probably end in hilarious disaster, which means I'm all for it!

>>33522145
Commence Glorious Mission like Anon >>33522206 says!

>>33522273

If by hilarious disaster, you mean Ramirez getting beaned by a headshot and everyone melodramaticallyh overreacting like she was turned to Swiss cheese by machine gun fire, I'm all for it.

> Write in

You tap Ramirez on the back. “Ramirez, follow me! Rest of you, stay here, put some fire down on the others!” They all start assembling snowballs as you and Ramirez start heading up to Fort Clara, otherwise known as Der Schneeturm. Clara and company expertly snipe crewmembers out in the open as they try to run at it. The entirety of the Freshmen, the Naval Studies Merchant, and the Rifle Team were taken out in one suicidal rush.

Meanwhile, Naval Studies Engineering has simply hunkered down in spider holes and just snipes at anyone who passes by. The Magicians are apparently nowhere to be seen, and the Hall Monitors and the Aviation Studies Club simply attack any crews out in the open. The Poles surprisingly are playing very defensively.

But that’s besides you now. You have to get up to the Schneeturm.

You and Ramirez crawl along the snow, using the corpses of others for cover.

“Hi, Gertrude!” says Cathy as you crawl past her.

“Quiet, we’re sneaking!” you say.

“Okay! Good luck!”

You and Ramirez manage to get up along a wall. A Cheerleader busts out of a window, looking around. “Oi!” you say. She looks over and gets a faceful of snow, falling out. You and Ramirez quickly climb in.

… only to be surrounded by Clara and company.

“Ha! Give it up, Gertrude Pool!” yells Clara as she holds two snowballs in her hands. “You’re finished!”

> FUCK YOU CLARA COME AT ME
> Surrender
> Write in

>>33522519
>Surrender
Let's be sneaky like a Kommando!

>>33522519
> Surrender
> ... Then tackle Clara out of the tower while her guard's down!

>>33522519
>FUCK YOU CLARA COME AT ME

Oh, cathy~

>>33522519
>> FUCK YOU CLARA COME AT ME
Time for SUPLEXES

>>33522519
>Write in
look just over her shoulder, not, wait for everyone to turn, POW!

>>33522519

>>33522591
Brutal cunning.

>>33522519
>>33522591

Yes

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>>33522562
How about no
>>33522519
> FUCK YOU CLARA COME AT ME

>>33522591
> Surrender and be executed
No

>>33522519
> Dive through the wall

Whatever the outcome today, we need to grope Clara in the shower and ask her how the snow managed to hold such large amounts of useless meat.

>>33522847
Be nice. Trude'll have to ration out the insults during her date with Clara tonight.

> Surrender

You and Ramirez throw your hands up in surrender. Damn it.

…

…

You, Clara, and Ramirez watch from the top of the tower as the crews pelt and beat each other with snowballs. Even the Naval Studies Engineering students went down, having been subject to an assault from the Theatre Tech and the Animation Clubs, who later also offed each other. It’s only down to the Juniors, the Seniors, the Cheerleaders, your crew, and the Aviation Studies Club.

“Ohoho…” Clara sips some hot chocolate, kicking back as cheerleaders watch what you’re doing. “This is the perk of having your own personal army, Gertrude Pool! You should get your own!”

Suddenly, the hatch leading up to the top bursts. Cheerleaders are thrown every which away as the Seniors, Juniors, and your Crew pop out. “We’re here to rescue you, Trudy!” yells Kitten.

“Yes!” You quickly duck a shot from a Cheerleader, then toss a snowball at Clara. Her surprise from everything leads to her taking the shot.

Then her falling off the tower with a heavy thud.

…

…

“I’m okay!” yells Clara. “Keep going!”

[1/2]

>>33522847
>>33522866

Trude as a Super S? That could work

>>33522878
[2/2]

You all start pelting each with snowballs and everything. The Juniors go down in the initial barrage, sacrificing themselves as shields for your crew. Even the indomitable Seniors go down, except for Fairless.

But finally, it appears you have secured the area. You look around. It appears to be just your crew and Fairless left. Fairless says, “Well… ain’t this a thing.”

“Yeah!” you say. Your ears perk up. “LOOK OUT!”

A cheerleader who managed to survive the assault pops out and throws a snowball at you.

“NOOOOO!”

Kitten jumps in the way.

So does Fairless.

They both smack each other in the face, falling down ingloriously, writhing in pain. The snowball hits you in square in the chest. Lisa quickly takes down the Cheerleader.

“Ah, damn it!” you say. You look down at them. “Aw, you guys okay?”

Kitten squeals, holding her forehead. Fairless simply lies on the ground, groaning. “Did we at least look heroic?” she asks.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>33522900
> Boast
Like eagles

>>33522900
>> Write in
No you both looked ridiculous.
Then kiss it better for both of them.

>>33522900
> Boast
> Give 'em both a hug, then steal the cheerleader's hot cocoa and watch the rest of the fight with them.
Cuddle for warmth.

>>33522900
>> Boast

Kiss them both to make the pain go away

Maximum mixed signals Trudy

>>33522900
>Boast
You tried, and that's what matters, I say!

>>33522929

Yeah, I can get behind this. Seconded.

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>>33522900
> Write in
You guys really gotta co-ordinate stuff.

>>33522900
>> Write in
>Try really hard not to laugh
>Fail

> Boast

You smile. “My heroes!” You hug them both, giving them a kiss on the forehead to make it better. “But next time, you should try to coordinate, okay?” They both nod, rubbing at their foreheads. You laugh a bit at their expense.

…

…

“Alright!” yells Kate. All the crews look a bit disheveled and otherwise beat up, but are still in high spirits. Indeed, it looks like the Snowball fight has lifted their spirits somewhat.

> + 5 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWS

Wendy says, “Nice job with the little match. It feels good to just relax and unwind right?” They all nod, agreeing and chatting. “Well, too bad. Friday, we’re going to be super hard on you. Pep Rally and all that.” They all groan at that. “Anyway, here’s the skinny. Saturday is the Ooarai versus Kursk Girls match. According to Nancy, we’re also looking into a potential practice rematch with Robert A. Heinlein. Look forward to that.”

Kate nods. “That’s right. They’re a competent team. The only ones to have beaten us. But we’ll be sure to show them how much we’ve grown.” She looks over at you. “Gertrude, anything to say?”

> ANYTHING TO SAY?
> Pathos
> Ethos
> Logos
> Write in

>>33523153
> Pathos
Pathos the shit outta them.

>>33523153
>Pathos
Whoever wins on Saturday, they're going down in the final. We're too numerous for Kursk to bury and we have a few tricks of our own to counter anything Oorai tries. Whatever happens, we got this!

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>>33523153
> Ethos
Just to mix things up a bit. Trudy's leadership skills accrued more than enough cred for LGA.

>>33523153
>> Pathos

Pathos, Always Pathos

>>33523153
HOLY SHIT YAY WE HAVEN'T HAD THIS IN AGES

> Pathos

>>33523153
>> Ethos
Duty to the school seems appropriate now that everyone knows what's at stake

>>33523153
> Pathos
We am excellence!

Its been sooooooo long.

>>33523153
>> Saturday is the Ooarai versus Kursk Girls match.
>> “Gertrude, anything to say?”

>"Don't place your bets on the team I'm gonna root for this Saturday!"

Really, it would be best for Gertrude to just keep mum on that matter.
Already voted. Just pointing this tidbit out.

>>33523361

I hope Oorai wins though.

>>33523429
I don't know I really liked Oryola, I guess I'll be okay with whoever wins though

>>33523429
Of course they're going to win. They're the final boss.

> Pathos

“Alright everyone. It won’t matter who wins on Saturday because you know what’ll happen then? We crush them! We’re doing this for home, for school, for student, and for family! Don’t forget why you’re all here, and why Tankery is here too! Remember, I believe that we will win!”

They all chant with you. “I believe that we will win! I believe that we will win! I believe that we will win!”

With that, practice ends. Kate gives you her report.

> Gertrude’s Crew: 100%
> Freshmen: 100%
> Sewing Club: 100%
> Polish: 100%
> Aviation Studies: 100%
> Rifle Team: 100%
> Delinquents: 100%
> Naval Studies Merchant: 100%
> History Club: 100%
> Ace Crew: 100%
> Girl Scouts: 86%
> Theatre Tech: 84%
> Naval Studies: 65%
> Animation Club: 71%
> Magicians: 75%
> Juniors: 73%
> Seniors: 58%
> Japanese: 100%
> Hall Monitors: 27%
> Cheerleaders: 28%

You all assemble in the lounge, drinking, eating, watching TV, reading, all that stuff.

> Head somewhere (Specify)
> Hit those Showers
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33523480
> Talk to Someone (Dales)
> Hit those Showers
> Head somewhere (Buy Clara her pencil)

>>33523480
Hit showers.
Remember to Grope Clara.

>>33523480
> Hit those Showers
Oi Drilltits, how's the useless meat

>>33523480
> Let's smack those vertical baths

>>33523480
> Hit those Showers
> Head somewhere (Clara's Pencil date)

>>33523480
These things! >>33523524

I haven't seen Showers guy for a while, is he not performing his sacred duty anymore?

>>33523480
>> Hall Monitors: 27%
>> Cheerleaders: 28%

Schteel, these are still at +2 above their current.


> Hit those Showers

>>33523550
I think he died.
Rip le black shower face 2014 taken too soon

>>33523570
How sad

>>33523570
This does raise the question of what a black cyborg head was doing in a shower full of schoolgirls.

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>>33523685
ONE IS DOWN. TWO IS THE NEW ACTUAL, OVER.

>>33523524
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33493340/#p33495290
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33493340/#p33503351

To expand on this matter further, I think Dales needs a brief stint as a Teacher's Assistant (which Trudy already got roped into multiple times) within LGA to see how she feels about it.

It'll be a good initial self-assessment of her capabilities, though I'm confident about her chances since she's pretty much does a supervising role with the Naval Merchants.

>>33523480
>Hit those Showers

> Hit those Showers

You and Clara shower. Clara hos and hums as she lovingly washes down her giant breasts with soap and water. “Hmmm… you know I can say it’s pretty difficult, Gertrude Pool. Having to wash my breasts is tough work.”

… don’t stare goddamn it don’t stare

She smirks, giggling. “You jelly?”

“NO!” you yell. “I- NO!”

Clara says, “Anyway, you better get me the best damn pencil they have. Because that pencil was mine damn it! And I expect the best from you!” She bounces her breasts up at you. “Still jealous? Want to feel them?”

You slap her tits away. She yelps a bit in pain. “NO! STOP! I’M NOT JEALOUS DAMN IT!” You’re so gelatinous and amorphous right now that you do have a mouth and you must scream. “WHO’D WANT THOSE GIANT BACKBREAKS ON THEIR CHEST ANYWAY?”

She huffs. “Typical!”

With that, you end your shower. Clara quickly dresses into her school uniform. “Come on, Gertrude Pool. Are you ready or not?”

> “Hang on, there’s something I need to do.” (What?)
> “Okay, let’s go.”
> Write in

>>33523733
God's work anon

>>33523788
> Hang on, there's something I need to do first (Nothing, just waste time to buttfrustrate Clara)

>>33523788
> “Okay, let’s go.”

>>33523788
>“Okay, let’s go.”
>hope to run into Sealand while you're out

One of these days I'll be awake when the threads starts and be able to suggest looking for her before school

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>>33523733
Thank Geebus!

I had my hands full with HAha Time for Tanks. I don't think I could handle the responsability of also posting Le Black Shower Face.

>>33523788
>“You jelly?”
What a stupid question, she's the one who's jiggling after all.
> “Hang on, there’s something I need to do.” (What?)
Jam the pencil up her ass.

>>33523788
>“Hang on, there’s something I need to do.” (Ask people to tell Clara that your breasts are better than Clara's huge fat deposits)

Let's be petty.

>>33523788
>“Okay, let’s go.”
Next stop the novelty pencil store! They really do have everything on academyships don't they?

>>33523788
>“Okay, let’s go.”
And hope Hima- I mean, Clara's breasts don't ruin Sak- eh, Trudy's Christmas.

>>33523788
> “Okay, let’s go.”
God you two just fuck already.

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>>33523788
I support this douchenozzlery >>33523827

It is acceptable douchenozzlery.

>>33523861
We have dozens of loyal minions, this plan cannot fail. Besides, when was the last time freshmen wrote smut of HER!?

How can Clara rub her boobs on Trudy's face if they are roughly the same height? Shouldn't they (a)symetrically dock?

>>33523916
There's probably a shitload of Trudy x Clara smut after their huge contest.

>>33523933
>(a)symetrically dock
One of my favorite fetishes

>>33523788
> “Hang on, there’s something I need to do.”
> Ask Bernadette or Team Disney what pencil they would recommend.

We need to sleep with Clara at some point, just because.

>>33523986
Supporting this

>>33523988
Gertrude did already. Camping with the Japanese team, remember?

>>33523935
I'll believe it when I see it.

> “Okay, let’s go.”

You and Clara walk the lonely street. Because of how winter works, it’s already past nightfall. You feel smug, knowing that you’ve brought a scarf and Clara hasn’t.

Clara says, “Stop looking so smug damn it!” She shivers a bit, trying to hide behind the collar of her khaki duffle coat. “It’s cold as fuck out here!”

You smirk at her. “Oh? Is the mighty Clara Savage admitting to defeat to something as trivial as the WEATHER? And you call yourself my rival, you’re nothing but a pussy.”

“And you’re a total bitch who can’t keep track of her stuff,” says Clara in response. “I gave you that pencil on the condition that you would return it damn it! I always return pencils when I BORROW THEM FROM OTHER PEOPLE DAMN IT!”

A stiff breeze comes in. She squeaks, hugging herself.

You look down at your scarf. Maybe…

No. No.

Yes?

> SHARE SCARF WITH CLARA?
> Y/N
> Other

>>33524021
I didn't actually. But I meant in her room.

>>33524089
> Y

>>33524089
> Y
Duh

>>33524089
> Y

>>33524089
> Tie around both

>>33524089
Yes, but dint actually give it to her, wrap it around both our necks so she can't make off with our scarf.

>>33524089
>> Y

>>33524089
>Y
It's not that long though, so get super close

>>33524089
>Y
We're her rival, not her mortal enemy.

>>33524089
This is either going to be extremely cute or end in the both of us strangling each other.

>>33524109
>>33524115
That's what sharing a scarf means, I think.

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>>33524089
> Y

>>33524225
I see Darjeeling's attempts to get alone time by sending us Assam haven't quite worked out.

> Y

You unwrap your scarf just a little and offer the other end. “Here. We can share.”

…

Clara glares at you. “Are you fucking serious-“

“Do you want to get frostbite or not? Share it you ungrateful whore.”

Clara sighs, blushing a little as she grabs the scarf then ties around her neck.

Now, you didn’t foresee this, but this is a particularly short scarf. And thusly, the two of you awkwardly jumble together, arm to arm. You try to adjust to each other’s walking speed, but all you do is stumble and look like you two have had way too many drinks. “This sucks!” Clara accidentally rubs her cheek against yours. “Whose idea was this?”

“Hey!” you say. “I did with Kitten all the time during Middle School! Be grateful I’m doing it with you!”

Clara rolls her eyes, gritting her teeth. “Oh yeah, I’m grateful, thank you Flatty McPlankfuck.”

…

…

With that, you arrive at the store. It’s a neat little place where you can get all kinds of school supplies. You see the occasional student walking around, grabbing some pencils or spare notebooks here and there. Nothing new.

“Right!” says Clara. “Now go get a pencil!”

…

“We can stop sharing this scarf by the way!” she says.

“Right!” You nod, taking it away from her. “Go buy one, I’ll get your pencil. Do you know what it was?”

Clara nods. “It was a Ticonderoga #2. But you go ahead and get me whatever you like!” She smirks as she walks away, hips swaying as she heads down to clothing and winterwear.

Smug bitch. You walk over to school supplies.

What should you get her?

> Ticonderoga #2
> Mechanical Pencil
> Carpenter Pencil
> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
> Write in

>>33524313

>ALL OF THEM

>>33524313
>> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
>> Ticonderoga #2

>>33524313
>There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

Obviously.

>>33524313
>> Ticonderoga #2

>>33524313
>There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

>>33524313
>There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

>>33524313
>> Ticonderoga #2
>> Mechanical Pencil
>> Carpenter Pencil
>> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

>>33524313
>> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
No other choice.

>>33524313
>There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
She did leave it to our discretion...

>>33524313
> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

>>33524313
> Ticonderoga #2
If it's what she wants
> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
Get this one for ourself

>>> Ticonderoga #2

> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

>>33524313
>There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
up the butt

>>33524313
> Ticonderoga #2

>>33524313
>> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

In before Clara converts the giant pencil to a Trudy daikimura

>>33524313
> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
> Ticonderoga #2

>>33524313
>> Ticonderoga #2
>> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.

>>33524406
Dakimakura.

>>33524313
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixon_Ticonderoga_Company
>Recently they have ceased US production of the Ticonderoga Pencil
>Dixon Ticonderoga Pencils are no longer made in the USA.

Damnit, seriously?

> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
> Write in (Clutch Pencil master race)

>>33524424
We have to get the Ticonderoga now, it's a limited stock

>>33524424

No. 2 pencils make sense to outsource I suppose

>>33524406
>>33524422
I think you mean daky-murah

>>33524452
I think you mean muh-waifu

> There’s a giant exhibit pencil that’s about your size and of no practical use. Maybe the store might let you have it.
> Ticonderoga #2

You meet with Clara at the counter. You hand off the giant pencil to her. She stumbles backwards upon taking it, surprised. “There you go.”

Clara looks down at it, confused. “… the fuck? You can’t be serious!”

You hold up the #2 pencil. “I also got you this one. You can have it too.” You toss it to her, and she immediately catches it in her cleavage. Fucking show off.

“Well, thanks!” she says as she sets the giant pencil down. She takes the pencil from her fucking massive tits and looks it over. “Ain’t that a thing? Looks just like the one you borrowed from me.” She smiles. “Right! I consider your debt forgiven, Gertrude Pool!” Your stomach growls a bit. “Ohohoho…” She holds her hand to her mouth, grinning. “You hungry?’

You roll your eyes. “A little. I ain’t had no dinner yet.”

“Well, you can come to my place, I can give you a nice homecooked meal. How about it?”

> HOW ABOUT IT?
> Y/N
> Other

>>33524406
>>33524422
>>33524452

I think you mean dakikemuriel

>>33524446
It's more like Clara is probably aware that this particular pencil is no longer available and is just sending Gertrude on a wild goose chase for it.

It won't hurt to ask the store clerk if it's available at least.

>>33524313
>Clara accidentally rubs her cheek against yours.

Well, that's it. Clara has to take responsibility now.

>>33524546
>Y

>>33524546
Y

>>33524546
> Y
Inb4 roofies

>>33524529
nonono its My way foo

>>33524546
>Y

>>33524546
>Y

>>33524546
>Y

>>33524546
Clara can cook? Surprising for an ojou...

> Y

>>33524546
>Y
This is almost certainly a terrible idea, let's do it!