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You decide to keep quiet for now. You've got them at attention, with their eyes all aimed at you - and normally, at this point, you'd be feeling antsy enough to duck, or turn away, or even just leave the room. But not now. It almost feels natural, to be stared at with such intensity.

...Maybe it's the hat. Maybe it's the greatcoat. Maybe it's the fucking desk, the Office, the rank. Maybe it's all of those, all at once.

One of them coughs, before clearing their throat, a polite hint to get on with it. The purple-haired one with the stern gaze and the long, flowing costume, if your hearing serves you correctly. You make it a point to ignore the hint - and her - completely.

Heh. They're even watching your every move, now. From how you pluck your spent cigarette from your lips and use it to light a fresh one, before grinding it out on your rapidly-filling ashtray. You're positive some of them are even eyeballing you right this very moment - that spite-filled look of mocking, challenging disinterest that any figure of authority quickly learns to recognize. You've been a master at it, at least whenever you were sober enough to stare straight.
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>>33646939

It's only when you lean forward on your desk, both elbows planted on the polished teak and glare at them from above your tented fingers that one of them finally cracks. It's the pink-haired one. Hanasaki Tsubomi. Seemingly very near tears, she raises a hand.

"War...Warmaster? I...I apologize if I'm speaking out of turn, but I--um, we, Heartcatch Squad..." She briefly glances at her squadmates, as if looking for support - and finding none, absolutely none, she swallows hard instead before turning back to you. "I...I speak for my entire squad when I say that...that we know what we did wrong, and we apologize for it, and we promise not to do it again, and--"

"Who died and made you Squad Captain?" A nasty little voice snaps out, cutting the snowballing apology off before it could gather more 'ands'. "You're not speaking for ME, Hanasaki. Fucking get over yourself."

The rest of the squad visibly cringe at this, moreso than Tsubomi does. Each of them - with the exception of the purple-haired one who cleared her throat earlier - inches slowly away from the source of the voice, namely the blue-haired girl standing just next to Tsubomi. ...Kurumi Erika, from what her profile says. Also an Eversor.

"In fact, I'm not apologizing." There it was. That self-assured, supremely self-confident tone of someone who absolutely believes that she had all the facts, and all of them are in her favor. Someone who who was so absolutely certain of what she was saying, and what she was fighting for, that she'd end her sentences with a bite to the jugular just to make the point stick. You've heard this kind of voice before, from a certain strong-spirited Eversor with blue hair.

You made her your Equerry.

[1/2]
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>>33646956

"Rank Leader Sayaka should just fucking give us a break. We got the top spot in the trials, even with SOME of us not pulling our own weights." Erika breaks stance here, crossing her arms over her chest and cocking her head back. "What was the harm, anyway? It was just one little party! And your boyfriend was REALLY happy to see you again, wasn't he, Hanasaki? Was he STILL talking about coolling off for a few weeks? No? Thought so."

She then makes a noise - a self-assured, self-approving 'hmph' that told everyone within earshot that to prove her wrong was to tear down the walls of logic and common sense.

"Please, Erika-chan, we shouldn't--" Tsubomi also breaks stance as well, holding up both hands for calm as she turns towards the short blue ball of hate now staring daggers at you. "The Warmaster, she--"

"She's not even RATIFIED yet!" Erika sneers. "You'd know if if you listened to the other captains talk and chat, Hanasaki! And besides, everyone knows Miss Mami's supposed to be the REAL Warmaster - but the Incubator rigged the votes somehow, and WE have to make do with her!"

It's here that the yellow-haired one - a tall, skinny number wearing an equally-sunny costume, in complete contrast to the serious expression on her face - steps towards her blue-haired squad mate. "...Erika, you're calling the Warmaster a fraud in her own office." Her refined, polite voice completely at odds with her words. "You are putting us in a world of SHIT, and it's going to be worse if you don't fucking shut up right this moment--"

"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, MYOUDOIN?!" Erika's scream fills your office now, and you glance towards the heavy door leading to your quarters - hoping that the wood's thick enough to block the sound out and keep Misaka undisturbed. "IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TRIP ON YOUR COSTUME AND BREAK YOUR ANKLE LIKE A, A DILDO, WE'D HAVE BROKEN THE OFFICIO RECORD!"

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>>33646962

"She didn't trip," The purple-haired of them now speaks. "She fell after trying to help me up. Erika, we've been over this--"

"FUCK YOU, TSUKIKAGE! I knew you were going to be fucking trouble, too! Get out of my FACE!"

It's also here that you note, as the four squabble loudly and nastily, that the three remaining members of Heartcatch Squad aren't exactly jumping in to join their squadmates, merely staring ahead with neutral expressions firmly set on their faces. One of them in particular, her hair cut in a severe bobcut that reminds you of your past hairstyle - simply sighs as she catches you staring at them, before shrugging.

How do you react?

[]Clear your throat, tell them to settle down.
[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
[]Discreetly call in Kyoko, and have her see how Heartcatch Squad is misbehaving.
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>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
Yeah, enough fun and games. Time for a little intimidation.
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>>33646975
[x]Shoot Erika to establish dominance.
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>>33646975
[x]Shoot Erika in the knees.
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>>33646975
[X] tell them to shut up and sit down

They're digging themselves deeper. Obviously we need to add a team building exercise to their punishment
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>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
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>>33646975
>[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

Dark Precure! DARK PRECURE!!!
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>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

I am sort of regretting putting misaki to bed. Having her on our lap would be the perfect excuse to get them to shut to fuck up.
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>>33646975
>[X]Clear your throat, tell them to settle down.
>[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

Have her know we mean business and that we don't want it to end badly.
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>>33646975
>[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
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>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
*Click."
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>>33646975
[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

I'm not supporting shooting her, but man, she sure is asking for it...
>how many times do we let her get away with it before we do help her off her knees? I think 1 more.
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>>33646975
>[X] Casually place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

No need to break them up yet. Just keep quietly escalating presence.
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>>33646975
>[x]Kneecap the Bitch.
>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
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>>33647026
>how many times do we let her get away with it before we do help her off her knees? I think 1 more.
As soon as she wakes up Misaka she's fucked.
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Start of the thread and these girls are already being little angels.
>>33647001
>>33647004
Seconding these.
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If these idiots are stupid enough to start screaming and fighting in front of the boss when they KNOW they are going to be punished, then I wonder if they are actually smart enough to care about the DEagle.
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>>33646975
[X] Clear your throat, tell them to settle down.
[X] Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

Don't take crap from no one, especially not a snot-nosed grunt barely out of basic.
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Actually, I change my
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
To
>[x]Kneecap the Bitch.
>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
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>>33647001
>>33647004
>>33647036

I like this, actually.

[X] Shoot Erika. Have Myoudin take her to the infirmary and report back immediately.
[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
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>>33647042
I wonder if the blue haired bitch is baiting us. She wants a fight
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>>33647058
Lets go with this

[X] Shoot Erika. Have Myoudin take her to the infirmary and report back immediately.
[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table
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>>33646975
I like this.>>33647055
>[x]Kneecap the Bitch.
>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
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>>33647004
[X]shoot AT something BEHIND Erika.

We generally do not miss what we're aimining at, so hopefully that will be sufficient to make our point, unless SHE'S really stupid.
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>>33647058
>Kurumi Erika
If she'd continue to rant even with the Deagle on the table. I say shoot both of her knees.
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Uh guys, we realize shooting will mean waking Misaka up right?
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>>33647071
I think relying on this one to understand any kind of subtlety at all is asking too much.
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>>33646975

>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

"I could order your deaths now. Save us having to kill your witches."
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>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
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>>33647076
...fair point
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>>33646975
>[x]Kiss Erika to establish dominance
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I really don't want to shoot the bitch just yet, Golden weapons can do permanent damage to MGs, Kyoko never got her eye back, the bitch might not walk again normally.

we're trying to steer them to the correct path, not cripple one of the best budding squads we have.
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>>33647058
"You girls really hate your knees, huh?"
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>>33647078
I sincerely hope so.

Because the image of breaking another Eversor over the table with our bare hands is delicious.

>>33647076
I'd be surprised if mere gunfire is enough to wake the arms dealer prematurely.
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>>33647076
This. Do not shoot
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>>33646975
I suggest a middle of the road option here.
>[x]Chamber a round/cock Golden Desert Eagle loudly to be sure we get her attention, THEN put it on the table.
This will be a stronger cue for them to simmer down, but without actually shooting anyone.
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>>33646975
>[X]Shoot her in the knee
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>>33647095
>Golden weapons can do permanent damage to MGs, Kyoko never got her eye back, the bitch might not walk again normally.
incorrect: Kyoko lost her eye to a non-golden weapon.

In addition, we lost an arm to the actual Katana.
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>>33647095
We don't have to shoot them with the golden deagle. A normal deagle would work too.
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>>33647095
See Midori.
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>>33647076

Nope, still going with shoot. If Misaka wakes up, even better because that gives us a reason to get even more angry at them.

That aside, it's unlikely. Warmaster suite in the Officio? Kharn's former abode? High likelihood of being soundproofed.

So, yes, go ahead and shoot Erika.

Get some discipline into these girls.
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>>33647115

Kyoko lost her eye to the pig sticker.

Kiraka then turned and pointed the thing at sayaka.
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Why just the deagle? I say we star fishing out more amd more absurd and destructive shit out of the shield and throw it on the table while we look for it. Then we shoot her.
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>>33646975
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>>33647095

Incorrect.

>>33647115
>>33647118

These two guys have it correct. So, yes, go ahead and shoot her.

>>33647123

Incorrect. She lost her eye before then.
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We can just pull a suppressed pistol from the shield? A H&K Mk. 23 should do fine.
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Heck, we don't even have to shoot her, just point the finger and go "bang!".
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>>33647130
>every verbal and physical mistake they make, a new weapon is placed on the desk
>eventually breaks under the pressure
>everyone finally notices
>"These are your mistakes, I am going to use them on you... I'm counting the desk too."
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Please don't shoot her. we're the "President", not a cop with a power complex.
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>>33647130
......this
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>>33647152
Technically we're the leader of two thousand magically enhanced specially trained killing machines that regularly assassinate, pillage, or take high-profile bodyguard missions.
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>>33647152
I thought our title was "Warmaster?"
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>>33647130

Because that doesn't really set the image of a proper warmaster and more moemura.
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>>33647168
>>33647172

While we want to set the image that we're a lot more firmer than Kharn, I like the idea of a Warmaster who can put her subordinates in place with a look.

That, and shooting a petulant Magical Girl with a bloated sense of ego just because she keeps flapping her mouth doesn't really send that good a message. We're "supposed" to be better than that.
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>>33647198
Agreed.

And we tried that.

Didn't work. She couldn't stop herself.

So lets assist her.
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>>33647198

Indeed.

We can always shoot after this display.
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>>33647198
They clearly can't control themselves. In a job where death is practically a guarantee, us disciplining them is a lot better than them being killed on the battlefield.
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>>33647212

Have we?

We've not even glared at her yet. Just sat there and smoked.
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>>33647198

Except we already did the silent treatment and it didn't really take on her.

I really do think it's time for some discipline here because this is crass insubordination.

This is the sort of behavior that should be stamped out IMMEDIATELY.
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Shoot her in the kneecap AFTER they all leave for their assignment. Make her deliver her message without a leg to stand on.
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>>33647225
pluse bing killed a few times off field will be motivation to not die on the field
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I guess that people think that we are too much of a watch wearing dildo and feel that we need to do act more like murderface in order to balance the scales
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>>33647235
Perhaps we should take a more....personal approach. Maybe just us and the hat while she's locked in a room with our little russians robot dog.
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>>33647243
Murderface>briads>dildows
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>>33647238
Why bother sending her. I say we kick her out of the squad and beck to the beginning of basic. The rest of the squad seem more reasonable and redeemable.
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>>33647167
>>33647168
Acting really tough works great in most girls but Erika is apparently too stupid to be afraid of us.

The old middle school teacher trick of use-group-punishments-and-let-the-kids-destroy-each-otherwill make the problem child more and more isolated till she breaks.

We would be better off just rapeing the cock-hunger out of her too, but that's not gonna happen.
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>>33647212
>>33647215

I'm just wary of shooting Erika just because she decided to give us lip.

Now if she decided to escalate even further, I have no qualms.

>>33647225
And shooting one of them will guarantee their discipline how? It might be my headache talking but I can't see the logic past establishing ourselves as "Top Dog", so to speak.

>>33647235
And having Sayaka and Kyouko PT her until the Medicae have to carry her to the Infirmary is different, because?

It should normally be the Rank Leader's job to discipline the folks under her command anyway.

Something like this: >>33647258
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>>33647253
Murderface spanking the bad eversor on the bottom with her metal spikey hand.
+this hurts you+
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>>33647258
Put her in the silent room and make he read through reports of how bad things get when you fuck up and act like a twat.
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So which vote won anyway? Whats going to happen?

>>33647277
+I know you feel this+
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>>33647286
Do whatever to her really. She's worthless at the moment. Even if the rest of the squad fucked up the care for each other and work as a team, so they can be set right easily.
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>>33647297

I counted like 9 to 8 for placing gun on table to shooting
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>>33647297
Gun on the table won, nya. Which...I don't personally think will have much of an effect on someone who already obviously doesn't respect us, but we'll see how it goes!
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>>33647273
>It should normally be the Rank Leader's job to discipline the folks under her command anyway.

This was escalated to the Warmaster because the Rank Leader didn't trust her judgement in this case so now it's our job.

If you guys really, really, absolutely must refuse to shoot her, then I suggest calling in Sayaka and ordering Erika confined to one week (or more) of Silent Room solitary confinement.

Because this is insubordination and if we let this slide, it sends the message that it's fine to disparage and undermine the authority of the Warmaster which is something that should not be allowed.
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>>33647297
+there is no fear+
+relinquish your form to us+
+hold my hand Shepard+
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>>33647312
Yeah, I wasn't necessarily for shooting though it would have been fine, but MORE silent treatment, gun threat or no, doesn't seem like the best approach here.
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>>33647312
>Which...I don't personally think will have much of an effect on someone who already obviously doesn't respect us,

If she keeps going I say we summon the Chain axes.
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Eh. If she still doesn't shut up after putting the gun on the table, i'm all for shooting her.
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>>33647331
Shoot her in the kneecaps.
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>>33647331
I get the feeling this dumb cunt is dumb enough to not shut up.
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>>33647312
Cheer up, that means we have free license to punch her with Yuu if she decides to go keep being an idiot.

If we have the Golden Bangles.

>>33647320
I completely agree with (severely) punishing Erika, just that shooting her doesn't seem to be the best way to do it. The "Kick her back to Basic" and "Silent Room Confinement" ideas are good.

Anyways, I'll just consider us putting the Golden DEagle on the table as a final warning. Anymore past that and Erika is asking for it.
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One of them's going to end up with a golden weapon somehow. I'm almost sure of it. Assuming it hasn't happened already.
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>>33647331
They should shut up as they know ship bulletXkneecap otp, but the brat is just trying to get our goat. She should stay behind after the others leave for a direct inquiry.
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>>33647320
Completely agree with Hat here. If we don't put her in her place (rolling on the floor in agony missing half a leg), she needs extra punishment.

Insubordination is unacceptable, and she'd be fired from most jobs.
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>>33647348

It's Erika... She IS going to keep running her mouth.
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>>33647371
well then she can run it with no legs all the way to a silent room.
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>>33647371
>inb4:
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>>33647320
>>33647350
And to explain further, I just don't want to set the precedent/reputation that we use violence to resolve all our problems, regardless of efficacy.

I'm assuming that Heartcatch Squad here won't be able to shut their traps or that what happens will somehow fall down the Officio grapevine for one reason or another.
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>>33647331
Can already hear Chaki now.

"Shut the fuck up."

Then no legs.
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>>33647371
I know it's a different girl, but every fucking time her name is brought up I just keep thinking
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>>33647392

Well, she already has the Commissar look going for her...
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>>33647382
>I'm assuming that Heartcatch Squad here won't be able to shut their traps or that what happens will somehow fall down the Officio grapevine for one reason or another.

That's fine.

I hope it's mentioned that we gave Erika ample opportunity to back down before we shot her and threw her in a silent room.

A merciful yet stern image is fine.

Make Mumi proud, but don't let little girls with big mouths run all over you, anon.

You'll be unpopular with girls if you don't know when to take a stand!
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>>33647402
Who?
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>>33647392
Get up close, Shoot her legs off, then continue speaking like you aren't covered in blood and cartilage and there's half a magical girl screaming on the ground

MAXIMUM DESPAIR
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>>33647408
Or make someone unable to
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>>33647408
> I hope it's mentioned that we gave Erika ample opportunity to back down before we shot her and threw her in a silent room.

Yes, exactly.

Like I said: If Erika keeps it up after the (not-so) subtle threat, she's asking to be knee-capped.

Wish we had the Golden Bangles though, Yuu could use some practice.
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>>33647450
Yuu would be overkill.
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>>33647450
I'd rather use the chainaxes but your right, Yuu needs more love.
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>>33647463
Go full Gendo with YUU Hands
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HA HA
TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS
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>>33647435

This anon understands
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>>33647474
I like the idea, also punching her while chained in a silent room sounds nice too if she goes to far with her bitch act.
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>>33647487
Ehhh that's more of a torture thing. Just leave her in there with the magical girl primer for a month.
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>>33647484
>what Midori could have experienced if not for Oriko
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>>33647484
SHOT THROUGH THE KNEE
AND YUUS TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE
A FORBIDDEN NAME
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>>33647424
>Continue speaking

Be hilarious to just pop her a good time in the chair. Then just turn to the others while she is covered in blood on the floor.
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>>33647498
Thinking about it yeah... Community Service around the officio for a month as well after her stay in the silent room.
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>>33647414
Furudo Erika
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>>33647487
To be fair, punching her NOW would also probably be successful.

She's not Sayaka eversor tier yet. Barely out of basic, I'm reasonably certain Homu could take her.

Also, she doesn't get to go to medical until we say so, goddamit.
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THATS IT! EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A SPANKING! REMOV, PATCH INTO THE CCTV. BIG MOUTHS GETS TO BE A STAR.
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>>33647516
Hopefully it would cure her terminal case of stupid.
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>>33647529
...

We're not Kharn.
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>>33647543
That's what the hats for, and the panties stay on.

it's sexier that way
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>>33647543

No, kharn would have made them run circles around the office naked.
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>>33647543
No, spanking is Dildos thing. Rigid discipline and all that.
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Wow. Maybe we should think of some alternate punishments? I don't think Erika would do the job right.
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>>33647576
[X] Break her nose
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>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
"You want to keep shooting your mouths off, or
shall I do it for you?"

If you can somehow sneak the Golen Deagle onto the table as if it were always there in the first place, that would be great.
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>>33647576
I was think that we kick Erika from the squad and send her back to basic. While the rest of the squad keeps the same punishment from before.
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>>33647576

If that's the case, that might be grounds for early retirement just for the principle of it.
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>>33647557
>it's sexier that way
Stop making up things.
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>>33647001 >>33647004 >>33647036

You take a deep pull from your cigarette - a slow and deliberate inhalation of the relaxing, nicotine-tainted smoke that never failed to calm your nerves.

"This is why we're in here, Kurumi! You have no respect! NO RESPECT AT ALL! This is the head of the Officio you're talking trash with here, not just Miss Kyoko--"

"Respect isn't given, it's fucking EARNED, MYOUDOUIN! I don't give a shit if she's got the hat and the coat, they mean completely shit! Figures you'd start brown-nosing even before we get our official designations, why don't you suck out her shit while you're up her ass already?!"

You hold your breath in, savoring the taste, savoring the slightly-chilly sensation of filling your lungs with the chemically-enriched air.

"Erika-chan, please, listen! Miss Sayaka's already mad enough at us as it is, even if you don't care about the Warmaster, just think about her, at least! We don't want her to hear about--"

"I'M standing up for all of us! Miss Sayaka will hear about ME standing up for everyone here, even when the rest of you sorry fucks won't even see just how much bullshit this IS! And I expected BETTER from you, Hanasaki, I TRUSTED you to--"

And it's here, as you exhale, that you draw your Golden Desert Eagle from its holster and fire a single snap-shot.

Cutting Erika off in mid-sentence, and...well, cutting her off at the knees, too. Or just at the knee.

[1/2]
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>>33647576

Actually, I think she will.

Just to spite us, I don't think even she will foul up a job like this due to its emotional sensitivity.
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>>33647597

And it's here, as you exhale, that you draw your Golden Desert Eagle from its holster and fire a single snap-shot.

Cutting Erika off in mid-sentence, and...well, cutting her off at the knees, too. Or just at the knee.

The effect, hilariously enough, is delayed. Even as the arguing group heard Erika shriek at the same time they saw her collapse facefirst onto the floor, her left knee exploding in a neat little shower of gore and splintered bone - they take a few seconds to actually acknowledge the fact that one of them, ONE of them is screaming her head off while bleeding all over the carpet. Tears of pain and outrage pouring from her wide, stunned eyes as she grabs the bleeding stump of her thigh with both hands, crying and swearing and pleading for help. It takes them another few seconds to jolt themselves out of their shock, crouching down to help their fallen comrade, getting blood all over their costumes as a result.

You note again that the three other Eversors - the ones who had been quiet this entire exchange - simply stand stock-still at this. Keeping at attention, even when you've just kneecapped their most vocal squadmate. The one with the bob cut didn't even flinch when a bit of Erika's blood ended up on her cheek.

...Heh. Well. At least they're not ALL dildoes.

You drop the Golden Desert Eagle on your desk, and it lands with a solid, deafening thump on the teak. This makes the entire group flinch again, as if mistaking it for another gunshot. The ones crowding around Erika glance up towards you, their eyes wide and staring, unbelieving at what you've just done. Tsubomi herself is positively crying now, but valiantly trying not to sob - simply letting her tears run copiously down her cheeks.

[2/3]
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>>33647597
Bueno
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>>33647597
SHOTS FIRED
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>>33647581
>Send Erika off, "decide later"
>Give the others black letter duties
>Wait till Erikas asleep
>Sneak in
>BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG
>Wakes up screaming
>Nothing
>Commander walks in
>"You could have been dead, and that could have been your boys from last week."
>"Security 101, motherfucker. Learn to speak it."
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>>33647597
So good
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>>33647610

You drop the Golden Desert Eagle on your desk, and it lands with a solid, deafening thump on the teak. This makes the entire group flinch again, as if mistaking it for another gunshot. The ones crowding around Erika glance up towards you, their eyes wide and staring, unbelieving at what you've just done. Tsubomi herself is positively crying now, but valiantly trying not to sob - simply letting her tears run copiously down her cheeks.

"Myoudouin?" You murmur in the stunned silence, with only Erika's sobbing and swearing the only other sound in your room.

"Y-yes, Warmaster?"

"Take Kurumi to sick bay. Get the Venenum to put a new leg on her. Then report back here, on the double."

The blonde glances at her bloodstained colleagues, then at Erika, before turning back to nod at you. "A-at once, Warmaster."

And commendably enough, despite the obvious shock still leadening her movements, Itsuki gets Erika out of your office quickly - with all that's left of this particular event a fresh stain of blood on your office carpet. Heartcatch Squad, sans two members, slowly re-forms its previously orderly line, albeit with two of its members now sporting bloodstains on their costumes as well.

Their gaze darting at the Desert Eagle on your desk from time to time.

+ Nicely done, + States a cold voice in your head.

+I...that seemed a bit much, but she was pretty...mean...+ Says another, this one a bit more hesitant.

+ SHOULD'VE. GONE. FOR. THE. FACE. + A third one, rough and jagged, chuckles.

How do you proceed?

[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
[]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
[]Other.
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>>33647610
The one that didn't flinch. She's the new squad leader. Send the bitch to medical. Continue as previously planned with the letters. Also throw in a line about how drama is distracting and distractions get you killed.
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>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Report
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So, as a little side project I'm going to be drawing idol cards. Noir cards? Anyway, here's the lineup:

01 Malal
02 Kharn
03 [vote]
04 Pinky
05 GirlA
06 [vote]
07 Kirika
08 [vote]
09 [vote]
10 TinyPete

11 [vote]
12 Enyo
13 [vote]
14 Enishi
15 [vote]
16 Cave Fish
17 Yuma 18 [vote]
19 [vote]
20 [secret]

The list has been stacked to give side characters a chance.
We'll vote for the first slot after Kharn is done (votes will always be done after writeups so the thread isn't shit up with waifu wars).

I'll be streaming so you can watch the cards get drawn during the threads:
twitch[x]tv/elbowlick

We're starting with Malal today!
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>>33647623
>[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
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>>33647623
>[x]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
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>>33647623
>Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Acting as though shooting someone in the knees is just another day in the office for us is the best way.
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>>33647623
>[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647641
You have best girl in there so just keep on keepin' on!
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>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
>[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
Remember times for the stick, times for the carrot.
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>>33647623
>[x]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.

I imagine that Chiaki smiling would look something like this.
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>>33647623
wow! Ed Edd and eddy all agree. 3 pointer Murderface.
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>>33647623
>[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Kneecaps are not an unusual occurrence around us anyway.
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>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
>[]Other.
>Ask if they would like to take a few seconds to calm down before giving their version of the event that got them into trouble.
At least let her stop crying.
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>>33647641
Whoa, this looks like a really orderly way to go about this. Bravo, Dan! Looking forward to voting, nya~
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>>33647623
[x] "If I wasn't her warmaster, this would be a prime example of not letting strangers in without having security search them."

[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
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>>33647623
>[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
This makes me very happy.
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>>33647623
[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

you hear that? sweet sweet silence.
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>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Well, it isn't abnormal for us. What would be abnormal is if we somehow didn't get a new fangirl out of this.
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>>33647623
>+ Nicely done, + States a cold voice in your head.
>+I...that seemed a bit much, but she was pretty...mean...+ Says another, this one a bit more hesitant.
>+ SHOULD'VE. GONE. FOR. THE. FACE. + A third one, rough and jagged, chuckles.

These girls know where its at.
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>>33647623
Can we give armour a promotion?

I feel like armour needs a promotion.
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>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
But try to look like you didn't want to have to do what you did, no matter how much you enjoyed it.
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>>33647623
>[X] "I would have thought twice but I will not have her destroy the reputation of this officio, now lets get on to business and tell me what happened."
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>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>+ Nicely done, + States a cold voice in your head.
>+I...that seemed a bit much, but she was pretty...mean...+ Says another, this one a bit more hesitant.
>+ SHOULD'VE. GONE. FOR. THE. FACE. + A third one, rough and jagged, chuckles.
At least all four of us are in agreement, even if someone as stupid as Kurumi won't learn anything from this.
And grinding those Soul Links!
We'll get that gun-kata, skillwires, accurate item recovery, and telekinesis yet!
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>>33647623
>[x]Other.
[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask BOBCAT for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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[] act like nothing happened and the ask in a British Bobby voice "oi OI what's all this them chaps?"
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>>33647623
>[]Other.
Slide out the cartridge.

"I hope there will be no more... insubordination... during this meeting."


Slowly put another bullet in the cartridge. Put the deagle on the table loudly. Stand up and walk around the desk.

"Now. Would any of you like to explain what happened?"

Give your most winning smile.
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>>33647623
>>33647651

[X] Smirk once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.

Chiaki doesn't do smiles, unless it involves imotous, Midori or Mami. :D
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>>33647694
Does this mean we're getting more in-tune with our inner Homura and thus one step closer to unlocking our repressed memories and going for pinky-exclusive end, devouring the universe together?
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>>33647723
BOBCAT FOR NEW SQUAD LEADER
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>>33647678
>not letting strangers in without having security search them
That's really a worthless gesture when Magical Girls are involved.
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>>33647745
Everybody loves her now.
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>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
Also, set frown to DREDD level.
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>>33647744
Here's hoping!
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>>33647740
>Slowly put another bullet in the cartridge

Please stop talking.
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>>33647623
>[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
Time to whip the rest into shape.
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>>33647745
>>33647759

Dark Precure is the second best.

Moonlight is better.

But Dark Precure is pretty damn great
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Respect goes both ways.
Also, kneecaps are a privilege - not a right.
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>>33647761
Gotta Gendo face it.
Also see of our desk has a device that makes it rise up
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>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
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>>33647794
Erika needs to spend a little time understanding Officio procedure.

[X] Ask Mami where can we put her so she gets a first hand view of WHY the rules exist.

All I can think of is guard duty, but I'm sure there must be something better.
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Welp. Now I know how it feels to miss a reference in MGNQ.
What are these Heartcatches? Why haven't the other three reacted, or is that not a part of the reference?
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>>33647795
>Gotta Gendo face it.
When Tiny Pete is fully repaired, can we get him to stand at our side like our own Fuyutsuki?
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>>33647840
I want him as our butler. Wearing a tuxedo and a monocle.
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>>33647836

They are Pretty Cure.

Cure Blossom, Cure Marine, Cure Sunshine and Cure Moonlight are the main team. Dark Precure is an antagonist.

No idea who the others are supposed to be, but probably other PreCure characters since they were mentioned to be melee specialists, like Kumatora
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>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
HAIRFLICK
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>>33647694
The three stooges are always awesome.
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>>33647623
>[X] Apologize for interrupting their squad leader. Explain that criticisms and objections are welcome, but that we expect them to be voiced professionally if we're to respond professionally. Then, ask each in turn for their version of events, starting from the bobcut and working your way through each of them.

It's our first disciplinary action, we want to establish a reputation for being harsh enough that we don't have to do this often, but we also want to establish a reputation for being reasonable enough that we don't inspire unnecessary rebellion. Starting off with violence so early isn't doing us any favors after Kharn.
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>>33647919
Stop being a doormat.
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>>33647893
I find nothing at fault in this statement.

Need more art of MURDERFACE
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>>33647726
>[x] act like nothing happened and the ask in a British Bobby voice "oi OI what's all this them chaps?"
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>>33647840
I hope we get to talk to tiny Pete in depth more so we can find out his two favorite things are punching and being a frilly maido[/spoiler{
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>>33647770
My brain pooped.
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>>33647933

I have this?
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>>33647961
This is good, Hat.
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>>33647623
Start counting them, right to left, two numbers per person.

If anyone asks what we're doing, say, "Making sure I don't need to reload."
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>>33647795
>>33647840
That would be glorious.
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>>33647919
Me again, I wanted to make sure my vote got in, but to elaborate, making each of them talk helps give the impression that we're listening, but at the same time makes each of them feel very uncomfortable, both of which are exactly what we want to create the impression that disciplinary HEARINGS are a punishment of their own (to discourage people from assuming they can get us on their side), but that if you do wind up in one you'll get a fair shake at explaining what you did.

We're very fortunate that these people clearly fucked up, though, because it means we don't have to worry so much about the politics of punishing them - that's going to be clearly the Right Thing in the eyes of the office, so it's just a matter of making sure the punishment is fitting and that our behavior in the hearing cultivates the reputation we want.
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>>33647933
I'm imagining her as crossover of pic related and Chaos Obliterator.
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We should get ratified when we get the time.
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>>33647990
They clearly just don't understand why we don't have the rules we do. The Black Letters are a good example of "We die often," which is why it's such a good punishment. Nothing like a nonlethal brush with mortality to set rulebreakers straight.
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>>33647961
>Crown
Did IBRS have a huge crown like that? I know BRS Beast has one.

Kinda tempted to start a Murderface figma..
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>>33648005
That'll be stuffed on us very soon.

And I have a bad feeling the Church bombing was a precursor to it.
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>>33647961
Always imagined her as more bulky and heavily armored and spikey. Just a little Homura face peeking out from under a half cracked carapace helmet.
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>>33647924
Oh, come on, it's not like we're apologizing for SHOOTING her. We're apologizing for interrupting her, which was an unfortunate side effect! Plus, we're clarifying the intent of the shooting, which wasn't about establishing dominance (that's not going to be a good route to go down) but was about establishing rules of engagement.

You wanna run your mouth off, fine, we can do that, but I prefer to talk with my gun in those situations.
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>>33648000
Aw shit, is that a black gauna?
You have good taste
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>>33647990

I like this. Let's see if it comes up, but I definitely like the idea.

>>33648013

I... I don't know? I never watched BRS... That's just how Hayate designed her!

Also, here's some art from me!
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>>33647976
>>33648013
>>33648021

Here's more Murderface/Armored Fragment art.

These were done by Hayate
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>>33648022
The officer doesn't explain himself to the enlisted.
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>>33648038
That's some hypercute stuff right there
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>>33648066
Weapon grade cute, even!
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>>33648050
That's good but not enough spikes and you can see her mouth. I figure she was covered all the way up except for one corner of her face being human. Explains the no talking.
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>>33648122

This version is spikier, but her mouth is still visible.

Sorry, anon! That's just how the various artists envisioned her!
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Side note: leave the blood stain. Have Erika clean it up later.
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>>33648122
Please become inspired by their failure to become a drawfag. The world needs more.
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>>33648190
With her tongue. Hanyaa~
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>>33648122
I dunno. It kinda makes her a more tragic figure if she could speak, but due to trauma has sortof forgotten how.
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>>33648055
We've been shit at behaving like a soldier for the entire quest so far, anyway. We're not going to do well if we insist on military discipline only when it benefits us.
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>>33648190
>Not just leaving the blood stains there.

Be one of the best intimation methods ever "See that blood stain? That was from this one bitch who thought to fuck with me. That one over there? That was from the time this one assassin broke in."
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>>33648201
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>>33648201
You're the reason Decu has been getting so lewd lately!
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>>33648230
Okay, fine.

Have Midori do it.
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>>33648223
But what do we do when the carpet is all red?
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>>33648122

Her face was pretty vividly described when Midori met her and she roared showing sharp teeth.
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>>33648237
I'm getting a booonerrrr~
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>>33648234
Of course Wendy is the reason that Decu posts porn of Wendy.
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>>33648240
We annex another office and make sure people have to walk through this one to get to it.
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>>33648240
buy a new carpet so we can start again.
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>>33648240
Sayaka route unlocked, we know she loves red carpet.
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>>33648240
Tell people "See this carpet? It didn't start red."
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>>33648264
the old carpet is cut into squares and used to decorate the hallway leading up to the office.
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>>33648252
The funny thing is that Wendy makes it sound like all the fatboobs Wendy is Decu's idea, though.
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>>33648277
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>>33648240
Make sure Sayaka doesn't catch us shaggin her wife.
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>>33648277
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>>33647597
#ShotsFired
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>>33648277
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>>33648277
kek'd
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>>33648240
Make the girls stand near the drapes.
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>>33648277
Told status:
>even the incubator kek'd
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>>33648398
Why? So we can make them match for Sayaka?
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>>33648428
Keep talking like that and soon they will.
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>>33647647 >>33647649 >>33647650 >>33647652

It's when Myoudouin returns - gasping for breath as she closes the door behind her, looking as if she'd run the entire way back to your office - that you start. Making it a point to act as if you've done nothing out of the ordinary, despite the fact that shooting the blue-haired Eversor in mid-sentence had felt so, so good. The cathartic release of pent-up stress and frustration making your toes curl in your heels.

"Now, can anyone tell me, in their own words..." You start to say, here, keeping your voice low and calm, even as Tsubomi herself flinches again at your voice. "...what was it that you guys did that got you into this...world of shit?" You nod at the bloodstained Myoundouin Itsuki as you borrow her own colorful turn of phrase - the blonde hesitantly nodding back in return. "Take your time," you remind them after a moment. "I know how these things go."

It's Tsubomi herself who offers the explanation, after an exchange of brief, furtive glances with the rest of the squad. Even Bob Cut herself gave the pink-haired, teary-eyed Eversor an encouraging smirk, which surprises you again. ...This is a newbie? Really? Someone like her would've immediately made Squad Captain, at least. Not this nervous pink-haired dildo.

Anyway. After a few false starts where she all but dissolved into stuttering apologies over and over again, Tsubomi manages to fill you in on their side of the story. Their version basically matched up to Kyoko's well enough, just with a bit more detail, in that it was indeed Erika who smuggled the boys in, apparently through an unsecured kitchen staff entrance at the back of the building and some stolen proximity cards from some of the mundane everyday employees.

[1/2]
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>>33648512

There were four unauthorized young men inside the Officio Headquarters, all in all, and they spent quite a while inside the squad's communal quarters before they were found out. Tsubomi herself stressed - with nearly all of the squad blushing crimson red - that NOTHING untoward happened, just...a bit of drinking. No hanky panky, definitely. ...Well, maybe a bit of hanky here, some panky there. But definitely not both at the same time, she assured you. Twice, in fact.

"Miss S-Sayaka discovered us, just as we were sending them off to leave," The pink-haired girl stutters. "It...we weren't really up to no good, I swear we weren't, and..." She pauses to glance at her comrades again. "I, um...please, Warmaster, Erika-chan didn't mean any harm, really. She's strong-headed, but she just...I believe she just wanted to reward us for a job well done." Another awkward pause, and Tsubomi bows her head. "That's...that's all, I think, Warmaster. Thank you. ...Sorry."

Itsuki sighs. "For heaven's sake, Hanasaki, stop DEFENDING her. We all tried to convince her not to do it, but she just went ahead, not listening like always. I know she's your best friend and everything, but--"

Tsubomi flinches as if struck. "N-no! No, I'm not defending her, I'm just telling the truth!" She whirls back towards you, her voluminous ponytail whipping around. "Warmaster, I swear--"

You tap your Desert Eagle with one hand, and both of them sink back into fearful, obedient silence.

Hah. So, that's how it is, then.

How do you respond?
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>>33648013
It's Dragon Slayer's crown.
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>>33648535
[X] "Do you understand WHY this is unacceptable behavior?"
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>>33648535
Id say execute the stupid one. Constant danger to both her squad and the Officio. Should never have contracted the bitch in the first place.
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>>33648277
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>>33648535
[x]Assign them to delivering black letters. Inform them Erika will not be joining them for this.
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>>33648567
This
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>>33648535
Tell them what their going to do with the envelopes and tell them of their other punishment.
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>>33648576
That is a tad overboard.
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>>33648535

"Why did none, NONE, of you see it fit to immediately report this breach of regulations AND security?" add >>33648567

The funny thing is that Sayaka did the same thing, smuggling Amber into the building. Too bad it's meta or we could needle her forever with this.
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>>33648535
seconding >>33648567

Because really, they don't seem to be apologizing for the right things.
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>>33648535
Sneaking unauthorized men into the Officio creates danger to you and your fellows.

Deliver these black letters as a reminder of just what can happen.
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>>33648576
I'm betting we're not seeing the whole picture surrounding Erika, or Sayaka would probably already have done this.
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>>33648535
"There is a time and a place for illicit behavior, hedonism, or searching for love. Blessed Lady knows those of us with contracts don't always live long enough to find the things that make us happy...however circumventing the security procedures for this Officio to accomplish them are neither the appropriate time, place, or means. Those hands of yours, before your lives end, will likely be stained with the blood of witches, other Puella Magi, and humans. Our enemies are many. Our enemies are strong. Our enemies will ferret out weakness...just how much damage do you think your stunt could have opened us up to?"

"Go ahead, take your time"

"Do you know why what you did was stupid. Will she know why?"
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>>33648612
[X] This.
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We want to give them an object lesson as to why bringing unauthorised people into the Officio is a Bad Idea, even in addition to the Black Letters. Mind-ping Midori. Get her up here, full Callidus.

As Erica.
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>>33648535

>>33648567 is fine.
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Would you fug a precure?
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>>33648567
Go for it.
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>>33648614
Not just that.

This squad isn't functioning well. Too much infighting and the sneaking men into their quarters is just another symptom.

We need to figure out why Bobcut isn't taking charge and how to get these girls working as a team.
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>>33648535
>Tell them why what they did was wrong.
>Give them their punishment; Envelopes and housekeeping work.
>Erika will not be taking part; Silent room for a week, no leave, extra punishment.
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>>33648535

This >>33648567
Make sure it's clear they understand security breaches are a big fucking deal, and if they want to go get drunk and fucked, they can do it on their own time and not in a secure area.
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>>33648535
I like
>>33648612
and
>>33648567
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>>33648535
[x] "You knew she was going to do something monumentally stupid with a high risk of getting caught, and you either didn't or couldn't stop her, and didn't tell your superiors beforehand. Your loyalty to your friends and squad are commendable, but your failure to every other girl in the Officio is...disappointing."
Tell them they're to hand-deliver the Black Envelopes.
Except Erika. She would screw it up, just to spite us. She will get something worse.
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>>33648612
Supporting this.
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>>33648535

"I don't care if you want to suck a dick on your own time, off the officio grounds. The security protocols are in place to protect you and your fellows from harm, especially in our base of operations.

You put your squad and the rest of the officio for your personal pleasure. The official punishment from the codex can be...harsh. However on account of this being your first infraction and your rookie status; I will instead, be assigning your squad its first mission."

/push the letters on the desk forward.

"You will ensure the proper delivery of these letters to their designated recipients in a manner befitting a member of this officio."
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>>33648535
Nothing wrong with either hanky or panky. What's wrong is having outsiders inside the officio, inside the quarters. One (or all) of them could have very easily been an enemy callidus in disguise, or worse (say this part with maximum serious).

If you're going to break Rule 1 (is it rule 1? w/e), do it by sneaking OUT, not letting others sneak IN.

Now, completely unrelated to what I just said, I have an assignment for you. You're to deliver these notices personally. Yes, even whatshername that can't walk, she can have a cane or something. Questions?
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>>33648583
[x]Assign them to delivering black letters. Inform them Erika will not be joining them for this.
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>>33648641
Yea, we should probably address the horrible teamwork this team has.
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>>33648621
She probably didnt want to step on our toes our this. Also the squad leader is bestest friends with the trouble maker.

Also make bobcut the squad leader. PERIOD. She doesnt have any conflict of interests here, unlike the pink cunt.
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>>33648668
I think we should talk to Sayaka and recommend it to her. She's the rank leader, don't step on her toes.
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>>33648535
Let's go with this one.>>33648567
Put this there too.>>33648612
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>>33648669

We should probably consult Sayaka or Kyouko on this. One of them is in charge of the squad and we should know why the placed Hanasaki in the lead and if there is any reason why they overlooked Tsukikage for this.

We were asked to mete out punishment. We should consult before we change the team structure, I think.
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>>33648535
[X] >>33648567

That staff entrance needs to be more secured, if a rookie can steal a card and access it, anyone else can as well.

Also, this team dynamic is balls and dildos. It needs to be fixed.
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>>33648641
The teamwork issue is Sayaka's/Midorin's job, not ours.
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>>33648567
N+1nded
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>>33648669
Just because someone has nerves of steel doesn't mean they're quality leader material.

Sayaka/Kyouko probably made pink leader for a reason
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>>33648691
Agreed. We'll dole out punishments when they're bumped up to us, but it's still the Rank Leader's jurisdiction for squad rosters.
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>>33648669
I agree that Bobcut seems to have her shit together but before making her a squad leader, we should know how she actually performs on the field.

With luck she's just a reluctant squad leader; doesn't want it even when she's perfect for the job.

Or she's cool and collected when given structure which might make her a terrible squad leader but a wonderful follower.
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>>33648612
That's probably why she fobbed this off to us. Too guilty.
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>>33648705
Ask them why Hanasaki is in charge. We don't want to just randomly change team leaders.
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>>33648641
>>33648669
Seconding these.

Squad cohesion is a serious matter, but we're not the ones qualified to address it in this particular instance. Have Sayaka display her superior people-skills.
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>>33648691
>>33648711
Agreed. We shouldn't directly intervene, but make some recommendations.

I think talking to Bobcut will help.
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>>33648669
>She probably didnt want to step on our toes our this.
If she'd dealt with the issue first, this wouldn't even have reached us.

The fact that she hasn't means there's probably squad dynamics at play that we're not seeing.
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>>33648723
Pink has proven susceptible to being shanghiaed by her friends. If pink remains the leader, THE STUPID ONE LEAVES! Period. She is a threat to the squad integrity, and the Officio, what with being able to bully Pink into doing stupid shit.
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>>33648535
[x] >>33648567

If we're content with the info they've given, it's time to make sure they understand what they did wrong and why it was wrong, and then determine their punishment. We also need to remember to have a proper lecture for Erika, since she's no longer here for this one.

If these girls must frolic with outsiders, they should do it outside of the Officio. If they can't bother to do that, they already have a fairly good male impersonator among them to settle for.
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>>33648750
If we boot the pink one we're going to have to kill her. Putting her back in basic with another squad would murder her ego: And we've seen she has an explosive temperament. She'd witch out.

Maybe we can sell her to the 2nd? They've been bugging us about Kyoko after all.
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>>33648750

Squad was madeup this way for a reason. Lets just refer it to sayaka and see what she has to say on the matter. We shouldn't be doing this sort of micromanagement, that finessing is kyoko and sayaka's job.
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>>33648535
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>>33648785
This is a military unit, not a fucking preening lineup. If the stupid one cant understand that then she should be executed.
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>>33648732

Yeah, we should ask Sayaka why Hanasaki is in charge. She might have simply overlooked Tsukikage or there's simply battlefield dynamics that we aren't seeing here.

That aside, they're a squad of rookies. One mistake is no reason to remove Hanasaki from the lead, but rather a reason for her to improve herself. If she cannot cope with being leader. then we should consider replacing her.

It was a stupid mistake, yes, but we should keep some perspective before stepping into this, I think.
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>>33648750
>>33648785
There is a fucking reason she's a squad leader. Making decisions despite your ignorance is idiotic.
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>>33648789
>not pictured: the soapbox she's standing on
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>>33648535
>[x] Iseems like you are all more sorry that you were caught than that you did anything wrong
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>>33648815
>we should keep some perspective
Hat, people are calling for the execution of a teenage girl for a single fuck up.
Perspective in this issue is long dead.
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>>33648535
>unsecured kitchen entrance
As soon as we're done here, bring this to either QB or whoever is in charge of security. this needs to be fixed before someone more dangerous than teenage boners come through.

[X]"I'm docking you each four days' pay - One for each transgression. In the meantime, I have a different kind of assignment for you."

Have the six of them deliver the black envelopes (and hope they'll be properly mollified by it) - leave worst blue for later.
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>>33648810
We're not a military leader.

Hell, if there's anything that typifies Homu, it's a willingness to break rules when necessary, and it's a trait that Chiaki still has in abundance.
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>>33648842
>this needs to be fixed before someone more dangerous than teenage boners come through
you're assuming it's not already here.
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>>33648831
Must be because squad procure isn't full of lesbians
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>>33648815
Agreed. Talk to the Sayaka and Kyoko, state your concerns and trust them to decide whats best for the squad.
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[] " do you understand why we have security protocols, rules and restrictions? You are not invincible. You are made of flesh and blood and so are your sisters. What if those boys were agents or a Caudi illusion. You would be blissfully drooling in a corner while you unaware sisters are ripped apart head to kneecap because of your inability to work as a team and follow protocol. Now that I have explained this I should not have to repeat myself. You should not the honor of delivering these but it seems you need to learn that there are consequences in this life. See that these are delivered with the highest care and do not disappoint me and your sisters again. Lastly, you Bobcat, stay behind. We need to have a chat."
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Are those seven girls sharing four boys?
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>>33648831
Sounds like a perfectly normal Madoka thread topic.
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>>33648831
That is what I like to call the Murderface solution.
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Now... now hold on a minute, here. I might be a little late and shadowrunning, but hold on. They went to all that trouble, stealing keycards even, in order to NOT get laid? What, exactly, did they get out of it then? And what did the boyfriends get? That revelation makes this suddenly look a lot less innocent to me.
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>>33648831
The stupid one uncuts her best friend on one occasion and then does so again in front of the Warmaster of the entire Officio. She has far too much pride to even wait until shes done with the disciplinary meeting to start thrown a shit fit because she thinks she can do whatever the hell she wants.
We are going to have to break her pride in any case. This might cause her to witch out. IMHO its best to just get it over with to prevent the possibility.
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>>33648926
Yea this actually doesn't make much sense. We should order and investigation into the boys. Also, 4 boys for 7 girls? Something is going on here that we don't see.
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>>33648926
Alcohol, make-outs and heavy petting. Again, teenage girls.
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>>33648926
This is a good point that I'm ashamed for not considering. We should order background checks on the boys, maybe observe them.
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>>33648926
Getting drunk and making out with boys. It's not THAT complicated.
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>>33648926
Well, even though this is fan anime world where teenagers are basically fucking nonstop, in real world logic maybe they really were just a bit more innocent than we'd expect.

Either that, or they just really don't want to admit they lost their v-cards.
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>>33648926
They fucked and they don't want to admit it. They think that was the problem, nya.
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>>33648512
>despite the fact that shooting the blue-haired Eversor in mid-sentence had felt so, so good. The cathartic release of pent-up stress and frustration making your toes curl in your heels.

L-lewd
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>>33648926
They didn't. Erika did.

>>33646962
>What was the harm, anyway? It was just one little party! And your boyfriend was REALLY happy to see you again, wasn't he, Hanasaki? Was he STILL talking about coolling off for a few weeks? No? Thought so.
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>>33648965
>Thinking that opening the pink gates is worse than opening the steel ones.

What casuals.
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>>33648948
>Something is going on here that we don't see.
The three girls who kept their cool, and didn't go to Erika's aid, probably either don't have boyfriends, or have boyfriends smart enough to have not gone along with something like this.
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>>33648948
>4 boys for 7 girls
not all of them have boyfriends, obv.
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>>33648977
Kharn got her jollies in this office by fucking them.

We get ours in the same office by shooting them.
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And this last one is my favorite.

Put a lot of work into it!

And I'm out of new stuff now.

...This vacation has been less productive than I expected...
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>>33649027

Hat-chan has obviously been busy getting action
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>>33649027
what about Zorro breaking into a car?
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>>33649027
These are some nice textures.
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>>33649027
Shoujo, Shoujo, Shoujo~!

looks good.
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>>33649027
It's all great, though. You should vacation more often!
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>>33649027
That's amazing!
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>>33649027
>mon visage upon
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>>33649012
We should visit Erika and finish what we started. As in, lick her soulgem all over while having her fully restrained with a gag in her mouth. And do whatever comes natural after that.

In a way we're not at all different from Kharn, we just have a different fetish.
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>>33649065
No.

But we totally will schlick to the idea later.
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>>33649012
Hey at least us getting our jollies will improve discipline.
"Dont want to get your kneecaps blown off? Dont fuck up protocols then."
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>>33649027
Lovely.
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>>33649065
Sadly, I cannot refute this.
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>>33649065
What do pancakes have to do with situation at hand?
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>>33649065
Nah, she's not a callidus. We're basically the magical girl version of Cyclops and telepaths at this point.
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>>33648965
Magical teen girls being lewd and breaking the rururs? NECO please tell me you got photos!
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>>33648965
Pics?

Don't lie to us, we know you have them.
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>>33649105
The whole of Heartcatch is seconded to the Callidus rank leader tor at least a week to serve as target dummies for trainee Callidus.

They need to see how devastating their fuckup could have been.
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>>33649065
B-b-but we're in a committed relationship anon.

We wouldn't just lick anyone's soul gem right?
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>>33649119
NECO is just jelly she can't get any.

>hipstar cannot
even captcha knows
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>>33649041
As much as I love that pic, it's not really MGNQ related, is it?
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>>33649155
>Warmaster
>"Bitch I make the rules of engagement now."
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>>33649155
You kiddin me? We should sell our services as part of a soul-gem cleaning process.
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>>33649041
Just going to give hat a thank you for that one. I haven't laughed that hard all day.
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>>33649105
>hated by everyone
>stalked by an incredibly powerful god-like being
>fucking another telepath on the side
Oh god.
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>>33649119
NECO is busy getting photos at the Malal photoshoot
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Reminder that Homura did nothing wrong.
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>>33649188
What have we become
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>>33649188
Chiaki was right.
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>>33649188
Who is this?
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>>33649272
Well, you either die an hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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>>33647597
>"Respect isn't given, it's fucking EARNED, MYOUDOUIN!"

Way to earn our respect Erika, good job.
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>>33649309
Rightclops, the mutant whose real superpower is being right about everything.
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>>33649309
Nigga, are you serious? It's Cyclops. You should be able to tell from context
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>>33649283
"You almost ruined everything. Your officio will now have new puella magicka. Thanks to me. And you just hope whoever writes your history skims over how the headmaster almost doomed the entire species when he tried to kill Hope. Imagine if you succeeded. There are people who get to judge me, Oriko. I don't think you're among them. Thought that's your here, right? Judge and jury and... I know how Madoka felt now. More than ever. I understand her. Even better than before. In a way you never will[...] I'm a dead weight now. I've done everything I can do. I die now, and I'm a Martyr. And in a few years, some rebellious little kid is going to turn up at your school with me on his T-shirt. "AI YO did nothing wrong".
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>>33649283
Chiaki has occationally been not wrong, I don't know if I'd stretch it all the way to right.
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>>33649320
We only shoot the ones we love. Man our wife is gonna be so buttrumped that we shot another girls knees out.
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>>33649105
....deity, you're right.
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>>33649318
>Well, you either die an hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the comic relief.
FIFY
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>>33649266
>checkered stockings
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>>33648277
9/10, made me giggle.
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>>33649158
you mean Zorro isn't stealing around Mitakiahara taking car radios?
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>>33649146
I really like this plan.
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>>33649583
PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE!
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>>33649583
What about the black envelope plan?
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>>33649564
He might be, but he must have gone pretty fast to get from NYC to Mitakihara in time for the thread
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>>33649583
Anon the only one that needs to be put before the trainee vindicars is the stupid one. The others can go deliver the Black Letters.
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>>33649583
>>33649602
let's stick to our original plan dood
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>>33649602

I'm torn. I like having chiaki be more or less kind to people who are straight with her. Plus I think something like a death notice should be handled by someone capable.

But, i really like the idea of issuing every one to Erika and letting them decide if they want to help with it or take a lesser punishment. That might backfire hard though.
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>>33649564
>>33649615
Which Zorro is this? One Piece?
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>>33649631
This, but I don't think Erika has the mental maturity to be assigned to this, so deal with her separately.
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>>33649629
Trainee callidus, anon. Vindicares are the ones who shoot people.
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>>33649656
what
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>>33649602
Why not both?

Envelopes to show the end result.

The second is "training", and introduction to how hard they coulda gotten fucked over.

At the very least we should discuss it Sayaka and Kyouko as followup
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>>33649654
Giving any black letters to Erika is absolutely insane. She will deliberately sabotage the whole thing. And yes, she IS that stupid.
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>>33649656
No, the one with an adaptation where he is played by Antonio Banderas
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>>33649654
It's not about them being incapable. It's about having respect for what a Black Envelope represents.

So much respect, we wholly expect them to take the meaning right to heart.

Our constant threat of death, that we are fragile despite our powers and training, that we can still die...it's why we have rules. These kids need to learn that.
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>>33649679
I don't think she's crass enough when it involves grieving families.
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>>33648567 >>33648651 >>33648653 >>33648660

You tap your Golden Desert Eagle with the tips of your fingers, slowly enough and deliberately enough to draw the entire Squad's eyes to its lustrous sheen. You wait for a moment, before pulling your hand back and resting it on your other one as you lean forward on your desk. Just enough for them to see that you're about to speak, and what you're about to say is something that they should be listening to very carefully.

"Do you understand why this is unacceptable?" You say quietly, conversationally, making an effort to remove any menace from your voice as much as you're able. Snarling or growling here would be overkill, even you know that much. "Will she?"

Silence. Stark silence. Not even a protest from Tsubomi, even though she looks like she has something to say. You take this as a sign of capitulation, and you proceed.

"I don't care if you want to suck dicks, do it on your own time, off the Officio grounds." The squad visibly flinches at this, cheeks reddening even further. "The security protocols are in place to protect you and your fellows from harm, especially in our base of operations."

You pause for a moment to take one last puff from your cigarette, before plucking it from your lips and grinding it out on your ashtray. "By doing this, you put your squad and the rest of the Officio at risk. All for your own personal pleasure." You shake your head, letting out a small smoke-tinted sigh. "The official punishment for this kind of thing is a bullet through the Soul Gem, no questions asked. We don't take security liabilities in this Officio lightly. I don't take them lightly."

Letting the veiled threat hang over their heads, you push the pile of Black Envelopes towards Heartcatch Squad.

[1/2]
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>>33649699
I want a One Piece adaptation where Zoro is played by Antonio Banderas.
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>>33649679

No, I cant see anyone, no matter how insubordinate, willingly and wilfully fuck up death notice delivery.
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>>33649678
Fair enough. We will send them on the mission and discuss with Kyoko and Sayaka about the Callidus training.
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>>33649656

Someone on twitter made a comment about dreaming about Zorro stealing their car, so I did a quick doodle of that. Since it's not MGNQ related, I'm not posting it here.

Have a quick doodle instead
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>>33649678
I think we should also let them know that by doing this, they made Sayaka look very bad, especially since she is our equerry and we need to be able to trust her word.
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>>33649724

"On account of this being your first infraction, however, and the fact that you're all green enough to actually start a bitchfight in front of a superior officer..." You look up to meet Tsubomi's outraged stare, and Itsuki's horrified one. "..I'll be assigning your squad its first mission instead."

You light another cigarette, before gesturing to the envelopes themselves.

"You will ensure the proper delivery of these letters to their designated recipients - in a manner befitting a member of this Officio Assassinorum. And hopefully before I forget that Sayaka's your Rank Leader." Taking a deep breath - burning your current stick down to nearly halfway its length - you give them a small smile, a quick quirking up of the corners of your lips. "Am I making myself clear?"

Silence again, but one more stunned than wary. As if they'd been bracing for the other shoe to drop - expecting the worst with gritted teeth and clenched sphincters - before suddenly being told that there would be no rainfall of heavy, spiked footwear in their near future. Just a brief pelting of socks.

You repeat your question again, and it's here that Heartcatch Squad replies its assent in practiced unison. Bob Cut doing so with a small, relieved smile on her face.

"Do I need to elaborate what I'm going to do the next time anything like this happens?"

Another collective reply, this time to the negative.

Good. They seem to be getting it, you note, at the same time that your stomach rumbles quietly. Reminding you that you haven't actually eaten anything yet, with Midori's packed breakfast left untouched.

What do you do now?

[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
[]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
[]Other.
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>>33649727
>willingly and wilfully fuck up death notice delivery.

My little anon can't be so innocent.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.

I think we should talk to her a bit.
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Malal was causing too much troubled. Skipped to Kharn.
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>>33649753
>[x]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.

We'll talk with Sayka about the team first
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
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>>33649753
[X]Other: Contact Kyoko and or Sayaka and talk with them about the matter to find out if the leader should be changed or the idiot kicked out.

Lets not mess with the team without having all the facts.
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>>33649753
>Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first
>Eat afterwards
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>>33649753
>[x]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.

We are probably going to make her sqaud leader at some point, might as well have the interview.
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>>33649753
[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.


>>33649699
...The boat's on fire.

>>33649678
I'm against mind rape in the name of discipline, especially considering it happened to us.
But, ask them if they'd be willing to let an allied callidus show them the worst that can happen before it costs someones life.
Don't punish them for not wanting to - if they want to, commend them on their bravery and show them a sample of 'training'.
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>>33649602
Most of Heartcatch is doing that too.

Erika isn't, we'll have to think up something special for her.
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>>33649753
>>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
Make a not to talk to Sayaka about their conduct and squad cohesion though.
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>>33649753
[x]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
Stay here cold commander
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
Ask why she's not the leader. No offense to pink hair, but she doesn't -seem- like leader material.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.

We can ask Mickey later.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
Let's not promote dissent in the ranks just yet. We can ask Sayaka or Kyoko why she isn't in charge later
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>>33649753
[]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.

Stop sitting in the background. This is not an officio for the lazy. If you have the strength to take charge and keep this rabble in line, I expect you to do so...it could save their lives some day, and save me from having so sign more black letterss. I hate signing black letters."
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.

She seems to know what's up, and at this point Erika has proven she's unfit to be a squad leader.
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>>33649678
>At the very least we should discuss it Sayaka and Kyouko as followup
I imagine it happens as a matter of course anyway.

We're just accelerating the lesson-plan for the fast learners.
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>>33649753
>[x]Other
>Dismiss, and ask Sayaka why Bob Cut isn't the leader.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.

Dismiss them. Get the low down from sayaka
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
I'd love to learn more about her in this setting, but we should be professional and ask Kyouko.
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>>33649753
[X]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
[X]Other.

Contact Sayaka, why is the doormat teamleader?
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>>33649791
Forgot breakfast.
[X]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.

Its the most important meal of the day and all that.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33649840
The Stupid one isnt sqaud leader, the pink haired one is. The stupid on is just pink bestest friend evar.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
>[]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
Talk and eat.

Ask her what's her angle.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33649804
Erika is gonna get the full treatment.

Personal mentorship, regular knee-capping, brief sessions of agony. I think we should take this still-young trainee and turn her into a fucking nightmare.
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>>33649753
[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
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>>33649753
[x]Other.
Dismiss them, and then ask to talk with Sayaka about reordering Heartcatch Squad.
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>>33649753
>>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.

Geh, this makes it harder to make her leader if we start showing favoritism, but I want to know what Dark Precure's deal is.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.

We don't have anything specific to talk to Bob Cut about, unless we want to compliment her on her attitude through the whole thing (and that's probably a bad idea since it sends mixed messages in the context of handling a punishment)
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>>33649879
It's not our job.

Kyoko and Sayaka will get her under control.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33649838
This, but better.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
Time for a heart to heart over breakfast.
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>>33649753
>[X]Put on the warmaster's cap and order them to service you.

They've obviously indicated they aren't getting enough, and we've got Kharn's legacy to uphold here.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
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>>33649898
>unless we want to compliment her on her attitude through the whole thing
It also completely ignores the other two members who were just as professional, and at least didn't smirk like Bob Cut did.
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[X] I don't especially want to talk to Bob-cut.

She caught our eye, but really we should be asking about her with Kyoko and Sayaka.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork
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>>33649753
>[x]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.

Bob Cut made a good first impression but that's it. Let's see how she develops before expressing interest.
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>>33649892
We can always call her in after she delivers her letter and we eat our breakfast
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>>33649753
>[x]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
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>>33649942
Aye, a fine point.
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>>33649943

You're right.

Switching to dismiss them and get on with breakfast
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33649753
>[x]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33649753
[x]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
Like others have said, bobcut was well behaved, but we don't know enough about the circumstances yet so we should just pass this info on to Sayaka and Kyouko without addressing it ourselves.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
But tell Sayaka to keep an eye on Bob Cut. We don't want to do too many unnecessary things to distract them from what they have to do at the moment.
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>>33649943
Agreed. Though I think that Sayaka should appoint her squad leader.
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Bob Cut doesn't sound like a girl's name to me.
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>>33649783
Is the background on the finished version going to be filled with heaps of spent magical girls?
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>>33650049
She is now Bobcat
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>>33649942
Those two tuned the argument out.

She stayed silent, yet listened to every word. She kept her eyes and ears opened without drawing attention to herself over much.
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>>33650049
Well, she clearly isn't "Dark Precure" in this setting, is she?
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Y'know what we need to do? We need to review how squads are put together in the first place. If the current system is capable of producing garbage like this one, it needs to be overhauled. Badly.
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>>33649753
>[X]Dismiss them, but hold Bob Cut back. You want to talk with her a bit first.
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>>33650068
I am Anonymous and I approve this message.
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>>33650078
We don't really know that for a fact, since we cannot read minds.

They might have listened to every word, but tried to show as much disclipine as possible and remain expressionless.

Which would make them better than the Bob Cut.
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>>33650093
Agreed, but this is something to talk to Kyuubey about.
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>>33649753
I don't have anything bobcutty enough so have this one.
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>>33649753
>[]Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33650111
They either were too inwardly drawn to acknowledge much about the outside world, or too outwardly drawn to have thoughts of their own.
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>>33650125
So which vote won? This was rather confusing with people changing their votes.
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>>33650125
>>33650128
One second.

Almost perfection.
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>>33650141
>Dismiss, and get started on breakfast.
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>>33650155
Shouldn't you, of all people, know the voting period is over?
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>>33650173
>being this retarded
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>>33650155
>"I don't know who's voting what anymore."

we need an image of NECO and this.
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>>33650173
Look at the post she linked, she was giving someone else information.
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>>33650093
still very early days for this squad. It's a diamond in the rough.
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>>33650114
Hell the worst bit about all of this is Heartcatch Squad was put on a pedestal as a shining beacon of Officio skill and training. And they turn out like this.

Really sends a bad message doesnt it? We need to overhaul the system for squad cohesion as opposed to pure skill. After all if all of our squads are a bunch of preening peacocks, more fuck ups like this one will happen.
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>>33650125
Why would you lick someone's armpit. Doesn't sound too sexy, no?>>33650131
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>>33650196
Still a good idea to review grouping processes, if only to remember.

Also inb4 our convo with Bobcat goes like this:
http://youtu.be/hsbm2ty4gGU?t=2m34s
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>>33650208
But anon, drama leads to mistakes and mistakes lead to death and death leads to despair and despair leads to witches and witches lead to salvation
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>>33650215
>not eager to lick your waifu's armpit

It's like you don't even know what love is, anon.
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>>33650254
and salvation leads to AI YO
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Junking the whole thing, needs a redraw. : /
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>>33650277
I don't even know how I would go about that, maybe if someone had an example to show me Nya~
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>>33650305
INSPIRATION
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>>33650295
Needs bigger floozies. Kharn's taller than normal, but she's not THAT massive.
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>>33649753
>Dismiss them, and get started on breakfast before continuing on the rest of your paperwork.
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>>33650295
Always though kharn was a brunette
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>>33650295

The girl on her shoulder, what's supposed to be in her mouth?
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>>33650295
>Dem hips

Holy hell.
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>>33650295

Wouldn't Kharn be holding her hat to cover her tongue?
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>>33650339
Kharn's got dat ass.
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Alright, pausing thread for now so we can have another thread tomorrow, hopefully a longer one! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is greatly encouraged! Thank you for Dan too for the art, I'm sorry Malal gave you trouble D:

Anyway, one writeup incoming, I believe! Flashback vote decision to follow after it!
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>>33650322
But it's so sweaty NECO-san, what do I do? Do I just rub my tounge all over ?~kya
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Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters

"Trial number one hundred and twenty seven," drones a dull voice in the background. "Diamond-tipped drill against Heather Crunch." A huge, wicked drill ROARS to life and approaches my wrist, my glorious costume already having been SHREDDED and SCORCHED in that area.

"And away we gooo!" shouts the cheerful girl as she brings the sinister implement in closer and closer. It makes contact with my unblemished skin, the bit STABBING against my muscles. The FRICTION and HEAT grow intense, but I barely even -feel- it!

From the looks of it, this place was an old warehouse before these two got to it, and they made sure it -looked- that way on the outside. Since we arrived, they have restrained me in heavy chains, with the winches bound into the foundation. Attached to my legs and wrists are tripwires, which are linked to explosive charges. There are weapons trained on my position, my -entire- torso -covered- in red beads! And beneath my feet is a tank filled with sharks that shoot LASERS from their mouths! I must give them credit for pulling all of that off so quickly before I could react.

After they bound me, the chipper one told me something about doing a few experiments. Something about testing how invincible I actually am. As the apparatus smokes from its fruitless endeavor, I'd say they have their answer. Though considering the various broken weapons scattered around, including a cement block that UTTERLY FAILED TO CRACK THE CROWN OF CRUNCH, they should have figured it out by now.

"Result is no damage, superficial or otherwise," speaks the demure one, writing something on a clipboard.

"Alrighty, Crunchy," quips the happy one, skipping towards me - stop looking at her legs, Crunch! "This has been reeeal informative, but now I need to inject some science into you." She has another syringe produced now, an eerie green liquid inside. "So if you could just keep your eyes open wide, that'd be swell~."

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>>33650295
Rape-Monster-san so kawaii.
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>>33650322
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"And yet you have learned NOTHING!" I growl as she brings the syringe near my eyeball. "Otherwise you would RELEASE me, and relinquish your villainous ways!"

"But it's so much fun, isn't it?" is her VILE response. "Well, this might not be fun for you in a second-"

I turn my head away from the needle, muttering, "You'll taste justice from my Eversword soon enough."

"Eversword?" she titters, and I hear the sound of weapons priming at my disobedience. "Heehee, wh-"

"AAAAAALLLLLLLLL THE TIIIIIIIIMMMME!" I SHOUT from the very DEPTHS OF MY SOUL, YANKING the restraints out as the world turns red. The explosions that engulf my body would blow a LESSER person to smithereens. The volume of bullets blasting at me would shred a LESSER person. The shark lasers would scorch a LESSER person alive. Death would claim a LESSER person a thousand times over by now.

HEATHER CRUNCH IS NO LESSER PERSON!

I encase the closest creature in tape and tug it towards me. While the water surrounding me muffles the outside world, I can still see red dots trained on my movements. Waiting, LURKING outside to rain ordnance down upon my being as soon as my hat leaves the waters.

Though they come at me crazed and shooting, the sharks scatter and run as soon as I start THRASHING them with the own kin. My makeshift club is soon too badly beaten and battered to be of any further use to me. NOW I can make my triumphant return. A HUGE mass of sticky silver strips fly up to the ceiling far above, but napalm immediately incinerates them. As I suspected. Thus, I must change tactics. The walls of the tank are too solid to climb out of, so that option is out. IF I WASN'T SO AMAZING, THAT IS!

I CLAW my way up, fingers and boots DIGGING into the wall and displacing the normally solid material. Gunfire pelts against me, but it fails utterly to even SLOW me, much less STOP my ascent! And soon, SOON I am FREE again!

Now, STRIKE A POSE!

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>>33650322
Looks more like PERSPIRATION!
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>>33650334
She has always had black hair
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...And change back into costume in an EXPLOSION OF LIGHT!

"Quick, Jade!" shouts the smiling girl from a ways back, "Use our Dream Combination Technique!" Something dings across the back of my head, and I turn to find the quiet girl - the one called "Jade", apparently - holding a dented folding chair.

"...It didn't work," she responds dully.

"She really IS invincible!" exclaims the villainous girl. "We'll have to go with the Rib Breaker Combo!"

The Jade one grapples me from behind as the amber-eyed assailant RUSHES me from the front! Fingers clawed, she attacks my ribcage! "Tickle tickle tickle tickle~!" I remove 'Jade' from my person by unhooking her arms, and then GRAB the nefarious girl by the wrists before she can escape!

"Ow ow ow ow, stop it, you're hurting meee!" she groans, slipping out of my HANDS OF JUSTICE with her WILY, SLIPPERY WICKEDNESS! "Need the Doomsday Drop done on this one, Jade!

A cinderblock CRUMBLES to uselessness after it breaks over my head, and a firebomb -explodes- over my chest immediately afterwards. And YET, even wreathed in flame, I stand stalwart and unbreakable!

"I am Heather Crunch, Eversor Rank Leader of the Sixth Officio," I cry out, whipping my cape around to smother the flames that dare ATTEMPT to burn brighter than I! "And YOU," I point to the sprightly one, "will YIELD to me, fiend!"

She has the NERVE to POUT and GRUMBLE at me, of all things, "And here I thought we were having fun."

"You tried to kidnap and drug me!" I snarl. And she shows no signs of ending these shenanigans. There's nothing for it.

I WILL the colossal red blade of mine into my right hand, swinging it while I point at her again with my left. "Enough games!" I declare. "Now we fight for REAL!"

"Sister," the jade-eyed girl warns sagely, falling back, "she looks serious. Perhaps you should take over."

The gleeful girl ponders the words of her doppelganger, and cheerily chirps, "Okey dokey, Crunchy, fun time's over now~."

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>2014
>not cleaning your mistresse's knee-pit
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>>33650355
>Flashback vote
It's time..
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A black, hooded cape appears from thin air in her hands and ENGULFS her briefly. When it flows back, she has CHANGED, CHANGED into her magical girl costume to fight this fight seriousl-

Wait, that's an apron, isn't it? And lacy stockings? Detached sleeves? And the cut that dress is DESPICABLY LOW AND DISTRACTING!

It is part of the plan, I'm sure. It's why I was unable to react to the incoming projectile until it was too late. Clouds of smoke ERUPT from the ground, COMPLETELY obscuring my vision. I stand vigilant, waiting for her to make the first strike.

"Heeere comes Amber!" calls my adversary from behind me. A FOOLISH MOVE, giving away your position like that. Fun, BUT FOOLISH IN A REAL BATTLE! I swivel around and stand my ground, ready to block whatever comes from-

"Cometfall!"

Something slams into my back and launches me off the ground. I hadn't visualized my weapon as 'heavy' at the start of battle, so unfocused was I. I picture it now, and land on my feet, cracking the ground beneath from the impact. She's faster than I thought, but I'm sure the voice came from over-

"Fall From Grace!"

I spin around towards the source of the sound, and yet a pair of feet COLLIDES with my back again. BUT YOU WILL NOT DERAIL THE CRUNCH TRAIN THIS TIME! I do not budge an inch from the sneak attack, and spin around to strike her with-

"Bloody Sunday!"

"Nnngh!" She attacks from ABOVE this time, DRIVING a shaft of light into my shoulder blade. Of COURSE it didn't hurt, or penetrate, but it... Tingles very unpleasantly. And the area where it hit has a scorch mark.

"Thousand Needles!"

HOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING BEHIND ME? She SLASHES me across the back, and when I try to slash back, there is nothing there. Something STABS me in the ribs, and then strikes my leg! Attacks come from EVERY ANGLE, and all I see are glimpses of a sword-like beam shaped suspiciously like a katana.

Why'd it have to be katanas? I NEVER win against people with katanas!

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>>33650413
More mindrape!!
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"TEN THOUSAND NEEDLES!"

The attacks INCREASE in SPEED and INTENSITY, coming from EVERYWHERE at ONCE. Not good! My movements start to feel sluggish. Everywhere I swipe, I hit NOTHING at all!

Come on, Crunch. Think! What would Kharn do in this situation?

...Well, she'd make a gesture and take both of the girls to bed with a bucket of-

NOT HELPFUL! QUIET, EVIL VOICE IN MY HEAD!

Enough games! I came here to turn over a new leaf! And if that means defeating a lightning-fast wielder of my weapon-y nemesis, THEN HEATHER CRUNCH WILL CUT THROUGH THAT BLADE WITH HER EVERSWORD!

"As much fun as this is," I bellow aloud, even as the attacks keep coming, "I'm afraid you've been CAUGHT ON TAPE! HA!"

Like a blossoming flower, my great and binding sticky tape POURS FORTH from my sleeves in a TORRENT of ribbons! It FILLS the air around me on both sides, then front, then above and below, even as I have an ALL-ENCOMPASSING network of sticky tape. Even if I cannot see the attacks coming, I can make it so that they CANNOT EVER REACH ME! YES, SUCH INGENUITY IS POSSIBLE FOR HEATHER CRUNCH!

And already, I sense movement over...

"Jaaaaade! Stop the cheer routine and get the chainsaw, now!"

THERE!

Swiftly grabbing hold of the relevant strands, I tug with MONSTROUS FORCE! There is a yelp of surprise from my KATANA-USING ATTACKER before a figure stumbles into my arms! I got her now! She confirms it by screaming, "Kyaaaa~! Jade, help, I'm being ravished!"

What the, I'm not- ARGH, AGAIN she slips away! "Stop doing that!" I shout after my rival!

"Make me~!" she jeers infuriatingly. STILL she is able to elude my grasp, and yet a ray of hope shines through the darkness! Literally! The smoke is thinning, and I can see again! And with her still struggling against the bindings, I break into a full run towards her, letting out a primal ROAR OF BATTLE! My limbs feel heavy and weak, BUT THERE IS NO STOPPING THE CRUNCH TRAIN!

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"Son of a submariner, she's still going," my foe murmurs in hushed awe as she clutches the sword, its beam humming and flickering.

"Amber," says the other girl, worry creeping into her voice, "perhaps we should-"

"Get behind the blast shield, Jade!" 'Amber' interrupts, flipping a series of switches on her blade. "I'm going all out!"

"HA! Now THAT'S what I like to hear!" I switch to a two-handed grip to oblige her, willing the Eversword to be dense and heavy. "Don't hold back!"

"Go easy on me, okay~?" my opponent teases, her blade humming loudly as it grows. Erupting through the ceiling, its edges jagged like lightning, its HEAT palpable. It is almost BLINDING to look upon.

She's grinning at me. I'm grinning at her. In this moment, right here, there is no good or evil, no right or wrong. Only two worthy opponents facing each other down on the field of battle. Loving every second of it.

But the moment must pass! She swings the tremendous blade, cutting through the roof like it's not even there. "ANARCHY IN THE GALAXY!" she cries out.

I bring my sword up to block as the surging, scorching energy CRASHES into it, sending up SHOWERS of sparks! Either the intensity is that great, I am that weakened, or both, but the heat actually -HURTS-, and she FORCES me into a crouch! I cannot win like this!

I put my sword's weight into pushing the searing beam of death back, drawing on my innermost reserves to repel it! The arc is thrown back only for an instant, but that's all the opening I need. I think BIG and HEAVY, and my blade EXTENDS, taking out the far wall! Again I beat the beam back, and again the Eversword grows larger, until it DWARFS her blade!

CHECKMATE!

"MINE'S BIGGER!" I yell, as I put EVERYTHING into a single attack, my bright red blade BURNING with INTENSITY AND FIRE!

"KATANA-CLEAVING SWORD!"

The lightning arc SHATTERS in a THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION! It FIZZLES OUT in the face of MY OVERPOWERING POWER!

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>>33650445
I wonder actually if WN from Malals POV is an option, or would that flashback reveal too much. I do recall it being mentioned that we would eventually see those events from Malals POV.
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...The Eversword flakes away like flower petals in the wind. I'm breathing heavily. I've broken into a sweat. The fringes of my coat are charred. Spots dance in my vision. And my hands are shaking. 'Amber' doesn't seem to have it much better, and is flat on her back taking big gulps of air.

That was... Fun? Fulfilling? Whatever it was, I feel serene at the moment. But I'm not done here yet.

I stride over to where my opponent has fallen to claim my prize. -This- particular piece is going in a special part of my collection, framed and mounted on the wall!

...Stop gawking at her chest heaving and check her hands for that weap-

"...What happened to your hands?!" I exclaim in shock! Her hands are -charred-! Some spots even expose the bone!

"Heehee, don't worry about it..." she replies with a smile, wiggling her fingers, "I'm immortal~."

I offer a hand, and she giggles before grasping it. I help her back onto her feet - she winces a couple times - and I smile a winner's winning smile right back.

It's here that the other girl reappears. "Sister," she intones, "perhaps now we should explain to Miss Crunch why we're here before any further misunderstandings occur."

"Aww, you're such a party pooper, Jade," 'Amber' murmurs, lips curling into a pout.

Looking me in the eyes and throwing up a salute, she explains, "Well, Crunchy, we're here on behalf of the Eighth to keep an eye on you!"

"Heehee... I wanted to test your invincible body~," she remarks, "and holy crackers, the rumors were true!"

That's RIGHT! They kidnapped and experimented on me! "Rrrrregardless of your intentions," I proclaim, "I MUST take you in for your transgressions!"

"So you're going to ravish me after all~?" Amber inquires, batting her eyelids-

"What?! NO!" I exclaim LOUDLY AND TRUTHFULLY! "I will do NO SUCH THING, FOUL TEMPTRESS!"

"You're blushiiiing!" SHE TAUNTS ME!

"I-IT'S... RAGE! RAAAGE!" I YELL! THIS VILE VILLAIN VEXES ME!

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"Aiyaaah! Crunch why you back here? You go home now!"

HERE I stand again before the Spiritual Liege of the Seventh! I have BOTH of these perpetrators FIRMLY in my grasp this time, BOUND to my hands with tape to prevent any further escapes!

"Ahahaha," the noisy one laughs, "that IS really your name!" What's wrong with my name? It's a great name!

The honorable Spiritual Liege looks -disgusted- with her, MUCH LIKE MYSELF, and shrieks, "You go away, devil girl! I throw needles again!"

"I've got some needles for you, too~," the devil girl responds.

"SPIRITUAL LIEGE!" I speak LOUDLY to CEASE this chatter before the situation ESCALATES ANY FURTHER, "I have CAPTURED this rogue and her accomplice and would requ-"

"Why you bring her here?" she interrupts me YET AGAIN! I DISLIKE HAVING INTERRUPTIONS HAPPEN TO ME!

I query quizzically, "What do you m-"

"Why you bring devil girl to Xiaomei?" is her reiterated question, and she declares, "I not even touching that one. You keep her!"

WHAT?!

"BUT I H-"

"Go away!" she screams, and SLAMS THE DOOR ON US! HOW ABSOLUTELY RUDE!

"Woohoo!" cheers the SOURCE of my CURRENT IRE. "Another flawless operation with no negative consequences!" She holds up a bandaged hand, and her sister compliments the gesture, culminating in a HIGH FIVE! THE GALL OF THESE TWO! I am OUTRAGED AND APPALLED!

UN-willing to linger in the presence of this TERRIBLE DEGENERATE ANY LONGER, I RELEASE them and MARCH BACK TO TOWN!

"Heyyyy!" calls the LOUD AND TACTLESS GIRL! "Let's go get ice cream, Crunchy~."

"I WILL DO NO SUCH THING, YOU SICKENING SEDUCTRESS!" I ROAR BACK AT HER! THE CRUNCH TRAIN WILL NOT BE DERAILED!

"Please?" SHE PERSISTS! I SPIN AROUND to VOICE MY DISAPPROVAL, but all I see is her sister clasping her hands together and looking blankly at me.

"Pretty pleeeease~?" she calls out from AHEAD of me, having SOMEHOW overtaken me!

"NO!" I RETORT! I WILL NEVER YIELD!

"I'll give this cool sword if you do~."

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"Here you are, then! One dish of Very Berry Strawberry..."

"Yay~!" squeals Amber as she receives a bowl containing ice cream the same hue as her hair.

"...one Triple Chocolate Fudge..."

"Thank you," replies Jade as the server hands her a cone saturated in chocolate.

"...and one Strawberry Rocky Road Flambé in a waffle bowl."

I grunt in acknowledgement at my order as the server leaves us be. The ice cream's still burning. Normally that wouldn't stop me, but...

...How did they rope me into PAYING for this? The loser is supposed to do what the -winner- says.

I look at the both of them. Amber Nakajima. Jade Nakajima. Sisters. The former from the Eighth, the latter from the Seventh. They introduced themselves as such after much questioning.

"Crunchyyyy," whines Amber, frowning at me and showing her bandaged hands, "I can't hold my spooooon! And Jade has her hands full!"

I GLARE and GLOWER at her. She just pouts harder, and I have to turn away. When I said Heather Crunch burns hotter and brighter than any star, I did NOT mean like this. Her giggling only makes it WORSE!

This... Why?! Why am I losing to my emotions HERE? Is this her power, WEAKENING my resolve? Is this part of my penance? Having to deal with Amber's UNWANTED advances? Advances from this BEGUILING SIREN that tries to TEMPT me?

...Actually, perhaps there is something I can do after all. Yes! I can set her down the path of righteousness!

"Only you can do it, Crunchy!" Amber pleads, eyes sparkling, lip trembling, "Please help me, oh great hero~!"

HAHA! So THIS is how I redeem myself! By finally, TRULY helping somebody in a meaningful way! If that is what it takes, if I must SUFFER through this THOROUGHLY UNDESIRED AFFECTION, then...

I GRASP the spoon TIGHTLY, SCOOPING UP the pink-red frozen dessert, and bring it closer, CLOSER toward her mouth!

"HERE COMES THE CRUNCH TRAIN!" I BELLOW, voice ECHOING through the ICE CREAM PARLOR as I SLIDE it past her lips! "CHOO CHOO!"

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And that's it for now. Next time is Eleanor again!

Thanks to Deculture for allowing me to write this.
Thanks to Cooldown for letting me use her characters, a few ideas, and help with dialogue. Especially convincing me to leave the "MINE'S BIGGER" line in there.
Thanks to Minty for doing a lot of proofreading.
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>>33650536
>"HERE COMES THE CRUNCH TRAIN!" I BELLOW, voice ECHOING through the ICE CREAM PARLOR as I SLIDE it past her lips! "CHOO CHOO!"
pffhahahaha
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>>33650536
You. You I like.
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>>33650568
Thanks for the write up
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>>33650355
Thanks for running!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Thread has been archived!

I may or may not be here tomorrow for the end of the thread so someone else may have to archive, just a heads up.

>>33650568
Love the writeup!
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>>33650355
thanks for running Deculture
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Alright! With the writeup done, I'll put the flashback voting decision now, hopefully everyone's still here!

Anyway, as everyone knows, I try to put in flashbacks every now and then so that players can experience some of the events that Murderface either forgot or didn't exactly experience, as well as break up the monotony of the arc a bit (which happens a lot, because of my horrible pacing).

And since I've already made the round of the characters that can get flashbacks, we're back to Mami again!

So, I'm letting everyone pick this time what kind of flashback we get!

The choices are:

[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
[]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete

Please pick carefully! I'll allow twenty minutes for the votes! Please also note that one of the choices (you know which one) may be a bit...spicy, so please be forewarned!
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>>33650826
[X]Fifty Shades of Yellow
Like you even have to ask.
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>>33650826
>[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete

It's Tiny Pete Quest, FINALLY!
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>>33650826
Dammit. As much as I want a mumi thread I gotta go with petey.
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826
>[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
C'mon. My Nigga Totoro reference.
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>>33650826
>[X]Fifty Shades of Yellow
Tiny Pete is already overdone
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>>33650826
[x]Why did you name the Mumi one something terrible Decu, why
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>>33650826

How could you do this to us, Decu? Mami!Fetishquest vs Tiny Pete extragavanza?

Gah. I'll go with...

[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650826
>[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
let's see if we can find a Chaos Cat Bus
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>>33650826
[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826

[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826
[X]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826
>[x]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete

Why would I pick anything else?
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>>33650826
Actually, scratch that >>33650848
Gotta go with [x]TINY PET QUEST
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
Also, I could swear you mentioned that you'd started reading Terry Pratchett books on your Ask.fm. Magical Girl Tiffany Aching when?
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>>33650826
>[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650826
God DAMN you, Decu. This is some serious Sophie's Choice shit here.

...

>[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete

I want to know what you've had Mami tiptoeing around with her love life this whole quest, but I can't pass up anything with Tiny Pete. You know that.
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>>33650960

Hahaha, I've been reading Terry Pratchett long before I started MGNQ! I'm actually really tempted to add the Lancre Witches into the Second, but I respect the material too much, hahaha...
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>>33650826
>[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete

A vote with only one option
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>>33650826
[x]mumi
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>>33650826
Sweet, Tiny-
>Mumi lewds
Yeeeeesssssssssss
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
I'm already wet
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>>33650826
>[x]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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Tiny Pete Quest is a ruse.
It's just Misaka Quest in Pete's perspective.

Not that it's a bad thing.
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>>33650826
>[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650826
[X]Fifty Shades of Yellow

I would like it better if you forced a character on us, like this I will surely regret not choosing the other, no matter what.

weighing the two, I would have to pick Mami because it just seems like the best one to get some story bits.

and it's "a bit...spicy." I would be lying if I said that that didn't play a part.
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>>33650826
[x]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33649168
Fuck the rurus, I'm warmaster. Also fuck everything else.

Scanty&Kneesocks/Panty&Stocking when?
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826
>[X] My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
Only because I like my Pancake Goddess of Victory to be a woman of mystery.
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>>33650826

Pfft, those titles.

>[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650826
[X] My tactical dreadnaught neighbour
We have had everyone else get the spotlight now it is misaka / tiny Pete time
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826
>[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete

...wait, you mean this isn't allowed? dammit...

well, an excuse to post this again, at least!
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>>33650826
[x]Fifty Shades of Yellow
I like mystery Mami, but I'm really curious as to what we could learn here.
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>>33650826
>[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650322
Jesus Christ, look at all that muscley HEALTH.

How does she do it?
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650984
Yeah. Pretty much the defining aspect of Discworld witches is that they're supposed to be down to earth, which makes it difficult to twist those characters into this setting without ruining what makes them them.
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>>33650826
>[]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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>>33650826
[x]Fifty Shades of Yellow
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[x]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33651243
Ah, the White Devil befriending technique.
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>>33651243
We have been rused, Fucking NECO!
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>>33650330
But Kharn was above average for non japanese people
She was surrounded by Japanese people for so long that it is only right she should look like a giant by comparison
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>>33651243
Dominance overestablished! DOMINANCE OVERESTABLISHED!
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Alright! By the official count, it seems that Fifty Shades of Yellow has it by a landslide! Stating it for the record now, hahaha!

Any questions you'd like to ask, I'll still be here for a while longer!
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>>33650869
Answered your own question there, cat.
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>>33651243
>filename
Should be never say not to neco
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>>33651376
Why does Chiaki keep saying "Updated my journal" every time she writes something?
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>>33651376
Whose perspective will the flashback be from? Mami's, third person, or the person getting tied up?
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>>33651376
Does the 9th have any significant assets like an aircraft carrier or satellites?
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>>33650826
.....I know where yo/u/ got the title for Pete.
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>>33651376

More pushing worst girl down our throat.
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>>33651412
It's a reference to Planescape Torment. You should play it.
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>>33650826
[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete

I would like "yellow ribbon lover" as much as the next anon, but... I mean, I really dig giant robots.

Yellow Ribbons may grant you a night of heaven, but a Giant Robot is forever (if you maintain him properly).
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>>33651376
On your ask.fm, you mentioned that the longest someone had survived after contracting was something a bit over 10 years... what's been happening to the retirees?
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>>33651318
I giggled and hurt myself.
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>>33650826
[X]My Tactical Dreadnought Neighbor, Tiny Pete
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>>33650869
Of course you wouldn't recognize "My Tactical Mum" would you, Neco-chan?
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>>33651376
Something that occurred to me from the post above after the three stooges all made a comment about the kneecap shooting and someone commented about that and "Soul Links": >>33647722

Do you actually count how impressed the three stooges are with us, and if so, are you willing to tell us or atleast give a hint?
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>>33651376
Why do you keep making Wendy fatter and fatter? She was cute enough early on, and Midori was supposed to be the fat one.
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GODDAMIT I WANT WAIFU TIME WITH MY HUSBANDO PETE!!
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>>33650984
There really is no way to bring in even just Esmerelda or Gytha. Maybe Esk?

Esme in this universe should be someone hugely overpowered who made an insanely sensible wish, but only really rarely uses actual magic, instead surviving by her wits and making sure everyone else is taken care of... Malal.

How does it feel you've already included and killed off the MGNQ-equivalent of Esmerelda Weatherwax?
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>>33651315

Nickname for Nanoha. A magical girl who makes friends and family by blowing them the fuck up with ion cannon spam.

In this quest she's a member of the first officio.
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>>33651412

Reminding herself! Also TNO reference, hahaha.

>>33651424

Mami's very early days, as she's just learning the ropes, as it is. Making her connections and so on. Perspective is Mami's.

>>33651425

They have satellites, yes.

>>33651437

Hah!

>>33651469

Well, I would amend that as along the average? Some of them live past that. Others just can't stop being a Magical Girl sometimes, even in secret. It's drilled into them.

>>33651547

Of course I keep count! What do you want to find out about them?
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>>33651488
Is that supposed to be Alucard from Hellsing?
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>>33651437
Are you saying it's not My Neighbor Totoro?
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>>33651599
Isn't it obvious she's so shit she has to steal all the good traits off best girl to make up for it.
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>>33651634
Oh you know, what does Braids think about Chiaki overall.
What does Dildoes think about Chiaki overall.
And what does Murderface think about Chiaki overall.

Do they think she sucks, is going ok, or is doing great. That sort of thing.
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>>33651645
No.
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>>33651599

Honestly my drawings are maybe an exaggeration. I'm sorry, I'll try to tone it down a bit. Dan draws her a bit skinnier, so maybe take his version as canon for now.

>>33651610

It...it feels bad!

>>33651608

Don't worry! Tiny Pete Quest will take place, just not as early as the chosen one here!
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>>33650573
>>33650598
>>33650611
>>33650681
Belated thank you!
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>>33651315
No, the OTHER White Devil.
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>>33651625
>In this quest she's a member of the first officio.

Makes perfect sense. Though personally I think someone like a Saintking would have been more interesting.
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>>33651675
Nope.

>>33651645
Ozoi, a maid from the Nijiura Maids site.
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>>33651681

Well, they all think she's doing a decent job so far. Braids is still a bit sore about what Chiaki said about Sayaka, but she can forgive a lot, she's a bit of a doormat. Dildoes thinks Chiaki needs to be a bit harsher and colder, Murderface is just glad Chiaki's not teamkilling.
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>>33651715
>Honestly my drawings are maybe an exaggeration.

Maybe she's subconsciously/actively trying to appeal more to Chiaki?
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>>33651608
I know this pain all to well.
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>>33651887
>Dildoes thinks Chiaki needs to be a bit harsher and colder

Oh, hey! I think so too!
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>>33651754
Yeah, that was a great writeup.
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>>33651916
Perfect husbando material.
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>>33651831

Maybe, but we wouldn't really get a chance to see their back story unless the quest changed focus.

Nanoha is simple, iconic, and crazy stupid strong.
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>>33651894
>making herself larger to be more noticeable
Brilliant!
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>>33651916

A day that will live in infamy.

This resentment will not soon be forgotten.
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>>33651987
I take some comfort knowing that it will definitely happen at some point in the future. I wanted that future to be tomorrow, though.
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>>33652084
This is what I mean by having massive regret.
Damn it.

On the bright side though, Pete is going to get fixed up real nice and get a reward for doing a stellar job!



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