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sure why not

>Visit the Tavern, gather knowledge and companions

>>33764678
>Enter The Magical Realm
Brakes? Never heard of them.

>>33764678
>>Visit the Blacksmith, you're underequipped
We need a chastity belt.

>Visit the Apothecary, you'll need some flasks

Anything that can dispel mind control effects.

It was just a matter of time. I knew it.

Rolled 16

>>33764698
This. And by companions we're gonna pick up the Demon Lord herself aren't we?

Monstergirl Quest anyone?

Also I'd fuck the OP's pic.

>>33764678
>Visit the Blacksmith

We need spikes on every single inch of our tempered steel armor. Cold iron spikes, in fact, in case of attack by the fae!

>>33764737
Seconded, but allies and potions are not to be underestimated

>>33764678
>>Visit the Blacksmith, you're underequipped
That's what she said

>>33764678
>in b4 this is lewdanon under another guise
you know, this seems like there are enough shenanigans to be completely worth following just a bit.

Something doesn't add up. Unless our father was a level 9,001 autist, having exhausting amounts of sex with beautiful and exotic women wouldn't be nearly enough to drive him over the brink. I'm thinking there's more to this story...

And by more, I'm talking about penises and/or ovispoters.

>>33764678
Mind control collars? We need to get those on the monstergirls. Show them how it is like being controlled.

>>33764899
Obviously. This is the Magical Realm, there's no way it's limited to something as vanilla as vaginas.

>>33764899
If you're constantly having sex your dick starts to hurt after a while. Try masturbating all day and tell us how it feels.

Rolled 4

>>33764934
Pease, if you'll willing to give you should be willing to receive Anon!

>>33764936
Pleb. Go level up your Stamina

Your equipment is worn, you couldn't manage to scrap up much better. You'll need some new armour, a side-arm, and most importantly, a chastity belt...

"Well heeeello." The man who greets at the smith's has rippled arms and the most unfortunate moustache you've ever seen. He gives you a wink and blows a kiss... the first of many dangers you'll encounter on this harrowing journey.

"A chastity belt? I make the best in town, so tightly fit and strongly forged that even I couldn't make my way through it without a key. As for other equipment, I've got plenty; if you're looking for quality then count on my work, but if you're looking to save money I've got a bargain bin sitting over in the corner." He gestures at an open wooden crate, filled with weapons and armours half-assedly stuffed inside. "I'll give them to you for practically nothing, but just so you don't think this is a scam, I'll warn you first... that stuff is all salvaged from the adventurers that've fallen in the realm... OH! One last thing about the chastity belts, they'll do well against steel, but don't count on it protecting you from magic, and avoid slimes like your cock depends on it." He says cock with a flick of his tongue, how disconcerting.

You have 100 coins to your name.

>Chastity Belt - 25
>Quality Armour - 20
>Cheap Armour - 5

>Visit the Apothecary
>Visit the Tavern
>Enter The Magical Realm

>>33764678
>>Visit the Tavern, gather knowledge and companions

>>33764678
>Visit the Apothecary, You'll need some flasks

>>33764936

Well, yeah, but that's just "Death by Snoo Snoo". That's a physical ailment, and one many men would envy. It doesn't lead to crippling OCD and an obsessive need to be clean.

>>33765002
>>Visit the Tavern
>Chastity Belt - 25
>Quality Armour - 20

>>33765002
>Chastity Belt
>Cheap Armour
>Annoying Talking Magical Sword™
>Tavern

>>33765002
> Quality armour
>Visit the Apothecary

>>33765002
>>Quality Armour - 20
all these people expecting the chastity belt to do anything...
>Visit the Apothecary

>>33765002

Buy the armor, skip the belt. There is only one way we can tame this land...

...DICK FIRST!

>>33765002
>Chastity Belt
>Quality Armor
>Visit the Apothecary

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>>33765002
>Quality Armor
>Go to Tavern.

We're gonna conquer this Realm with our Dick.

>>33765002
>>Chastity Belt - 25
>>Cheap Armour - 5

>>33765030
>>33765034
The chastity belt is a final line of defence, and by that time it'll be too late, it'll probably weigh us down too

>>33765002
Good armor, the belt's a waste of money and will likely just lead to problems down the line

>>33765002
eh, fuck the chastity belt. Better to just not get caught

Quality Armor only

Our course of action is obvious. We adventure a bit, learn the lay of the land, gather materials of value not available at home (Like exotic aphrodisiacs, guaranteed horny and willing brides and whores), and return with evidence of the wealth to be made. We acquire ships, backers, men, and weapons. We return, and we go FULL CONQUISTADOR!

>>33765002
>Quality Armour - 20

>>33765053
who said it was for us

>>33765119
You mean eventually have the MC fall for some cute monster girl (probably the first we encounter) and live with her for the rest of our days after defeating the big bad?

>>33765002
>Chastity Belt - 25
>Quality Armour - 20

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>>33765127

Oh... Oh I like that. We conquer the women and slap the belt on them to make them wanting and sex crazed slaves that can't get any and become totally broken.

>>33765151

>some cute monster girl
>not ALL OF THEM

It's easier to take down Big Bads if you have cannon and good steel in hand.

>>33765181
We can get one later! Right now it's extra weight we need for provisions

>>33765206
How heavy do you think a chastity belt is? They're meant to be worn daily so it's probably less than 2lbs.

>>33765181

That's right. The only way to defeat the magical realm is to out-do it.

>>33765231

Worn daily by housewives of jealous Knights, doing nothing all day but lounging around the house and trying to clean the rancid piss out of the grate.

Plus, there's all kinds of other logistical ptroblems associated with wearing one. Way too fucking complicated.

>>33765231
It's meant to protect from things that can destroy steel.

It's going to be pretty bulky

>>33765231
That's still 2 lbs and 25 gold that could be spent on food and water and contraceptives.
There's also the chance of our attackers getting... angry if they can't easily get the D

A chastity belt probably won't protect you, if those things were worth any then the realm wouldn't be feared so far and wide. You purchase the finest plate in the the smith, and set out to the apothecary's with your remaining coin.. after a fitting for the armour, behind an awfully thin curtain...

In the apothecary, an elderly woman mans the counter. A wide-brimmed hat sits upon her head, and tiny glasses on her nose. "Hello deeeary," She says in a rackety voice. "If you're venturing into the realm, I've got all that you need... though, you'll have to tell me what that is; you come here for business, or pleasure?"

You've come for the business of avenging your father, you've come for the pleasure of vanquishing those who have wronged him.

The apothecary's menu sits above her head, hung from the ceilings on strings attached to large bones jutting from the walls, likely carved out of some beast of the area.

"Half a vitality draft will wake you right up, but be careful when ingesting it... it might awaken some, inhibitions." She lets out a noise far too young for herself when she says that. "The numbing draft is just about the opposite, use it to calm down, but try not to drink so much that you pass right out. The rest of the menu should be self-explanatory."

>Vitality Draft - 10
>Numbing Draft - 10
>Invisibility Potion - 20
>Flight Potion - 20
>Strength Potion - 20

>Visit the Tavern
>Enter The Magical Realm

>>33765280
You have 80 coins.*

>>33764678
posting my waifu echidna and not even talking about her.

>>33765280
>>Invisibility Potion - 20
>Vitality Draft - 10

>Visit the Tavern

>>33765280
Buy one of each then to the REALM

>>33765280
>>Vitality Draft - 10
>>Numbing Draft - 10
>>Flight Potion - 20

Morrowind has taught me how important flight potions are.

>>33765280
>>Numbing Draft - 10
>Invisibility Potion - 20
>Flight Potion - 20

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>>33765280

>Visit the Tavern
>Invisibility Potion - 20
>Vitality Draft - 10
>Numbing Draft - 10

we got any noteworthy skill?

>>33765280
>>Numbing Draft - 10
>Strength Potion - 20
>Invisibility Potion - 20

>>33765360

We're a vanilla sword-swinging protagonist. That about covers it.

>>33765317
This.

>That embarrassing moment when you're an hour into a wilderness/dungeon romp and encounter a vertical shaft, only to realize you're out of levitation potions and don't have mark/recall yet.

>>33765392
>not knowing levitation as a spell

>>33764899
Niggers, Faggots, Trannies, Scat fetishists, Foot fetishists, Piss fetishists, Vore fetishists. There's plenty of bad stuff in the magical realm.

>>33765392
>tfw I found a dagger of levitation in the swamps

I felt like a sky god.

>>33765280
Check out the Tavern first before making any decisions.

>>33765503
this, i guess we can always go back and buy potions with the left over money

Just to be safe, you buy a flask of each concoction, it's a pricey sum to pay but your life and your loins are more important.

"Big spender hmm? I can tell you're new, but I can tell you've got more mind to you than most that come to these parts. I have adventurers coming in day in and day out, they buy two vitality drafts and head out in search of fetish fucks." The elderly woman spits as she swears. "I've never had a repeat customer out of that bunch."

You turn to make way to the tavern, when something smacks you in the back of the head softly, at your feet a small leather satchel lays.

"Take it as a bonus, I don't want to spilling all those potions when you fall. This bag can hold a lot more than it looks like, though it ain't infinite and you won't be destroying any worlds by turning it inside out." She waves you off...

The tavern sits by the dock of Virgin's Landing, and the sea air wafts through the door as you enter. It's a small settlement, but the place is plenty busy. Most of the sort look like simple village-folk relaxing after a day's work, but a few half-lonely tables hold promising persons that you might be able to convince your way. You know these lands have to be traversed carefully though, and you'd rather not have more than one companion if any.

>Approach the bartender, ask about...?

>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?
>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.
>Best to avoid taking along women, they're nothing but trouble in these parts. Those two armed men over there look competent.
>I'm looking for a specific kind of person...?

>Enter The Magical Realm alone

>>33765280
>>Invisibility Potion - 20
>>Flight Potion - 20
>>Strength Potion - 20

>>33765591
>Best to avoid taking along women, they're nothing but trouble in these parts. Those two armed men over there look competent.

>>33765591
>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?

>>33765591

Woman talking to the sword.

>>33765591
>>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.

Fuck yeah, talking sword.

>>33765591
I've always wondered how you avoid getting rogered up the bum by homosexuals. Are there any anti-gay protocols or anything?

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>>33765591
>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?

Steel bra with big tits talking to a demon sword = She's batshit insane.

Two men = NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO MMM THREESOMES FOR US KTHXBAI

Cat girl witch = Possible future fluffy tail

>>33765591
>>Best to avoid taking along women, they're nothing but trouble in these parts. Those two armed men over there look competent.

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>>33765591
>>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.

bueno

>>33765591
>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.

>>33765642
You don't.

>>33765591
>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?

Witch to go with swording.

Plus maybe she'll change us into a girl.

>>33765591
>>Best to avoid taking along women, they're nothing but trouble in these parts. Those two armed men over there look competent.

We're here for revenge, not to fuck women.

>>33765591
The two armed men will turn out to be gay, or one of them will be a woman pretending to be a man. Calling it now.

>>33765442
Those shiny purple boots of skywalking were the most fabulous way to air travel in the whole land

>>33765591
Get the talking sword woman yo

>>33765591
>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?
Catgirl, catgirl!

>>33765675
>Plus maybe she'll change us into a girl.
Even better!

>>33765591
>>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?
[fluffy intensifies]
[tail trembles]

>>33765591
>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?
Fluffy tail wizard sounds like fun

> Best to avoid women. Those two straight chaps seem like jolly fellows

Sent from my shitty phone

>>33765591
>>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?
>>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.
>>Best to avoid taking along women, they're nothing but trouble in these parts. Those two armed men over there look competent.

>I'm looking for a specific kind of person...?
A group of men with the kind of xenophobic zeal that rivals space marines.

Purge the monmusu

>>33765665
So literally your only defense against homosexuals is to kill them with violence?

Excellent! I love targets you don't feel any morals about.

>>33765591
>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.

>>33765591
>Crusaders out to kill monster girls.

>>33765591
Can't we talk to both women?

Loli cat, demon sword, and boobarian sounds like a god tier party.

Why not both the sword lady and the catgirl? Safety in numbers. Also, we need a male rogue if we can find one.

>>33765591
>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?

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>>33765751
dis

>>33765724

I don't know many people who feel bad defending themselves from rapists....

>>33765591
>Best to avoid taking along women, they're nothing but trouble in these parts. Those two armed men over there look competent.
>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.
>Crusaders out to kill monster girls.

>>33765591
>talk to fluffy tail first, head over to bookplates if we have time

>>33765591
>>I'm looking for a specific kind of person...?
Spellsword.

It's funny because the two guys are probably there to get fetish fucked like the woman said.

>>33765591
>I'm looking for a specific kind of person...?
Let's get some PURGE AND SMITE AND VIOLENCE going up in this motherfucker.
If we have to find people with fetishes, get the sadists, gorefags, bloodsportists and the violent doms coming with us.

>>33765642
BUNS OF STEEL.

They get ready to diddle your hole then BAM, BUTT GRAPPLE SUPLEX.

>>33765789
NO.

>>33765779
boobplates, not bookplates

Rolled 5

>>33765803

Could be books if she's stuffing for the extra size.

>>33765751
second

>>33765751
>2014
>Talking to women
Ha

>>33765772
>I don't know many people who feel bad defending themselves from rapists....
This is 4chan. It endorses rape of ladyboys and shota.

>>33765591
>>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.
>>Crusaders out to kill monster girls.

>>33765682
That's not how you spell Scrolls of Icarian Flight.

>>33765798
Nah. you make your asshole a pencil sharpener
That being said, We shoucl go for Sword-talking boob lady

>>33765798

Brocksampson.webm

>>33765812
THAT LYING WHORE I KNEW SHE STUFFED

THERE'S NO WAY BOOBS LIKE THAT CAME IN SO QUICKLY JESSIE WE WERE IN MRS SMITHS CLASS TOGETHER AND YOU WERE FLAT AS A BOARD

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Everyone. Recruit everyone. We startin' a goddamn crusade.

Rolled 18

>>33765816
>This is 4chan. It endorses rape of ladyboys and shota.

Uh we endorse rape of every fucking thing there is that exists.

Except cats and dogs.

>>33765591
>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.
>Crusaders out to kill monster girls.

Take no prisoners

>>33765591
>How brazen, a small girl in a brimmed hat is drinking in broad daylight! Is that a cat's tail?

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>>33765862

>>33764678

>>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.

>>33765919
Nice to see the No Fun allowed faggots have started to show their ugly faces

>>33765591
>>>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.
>>>Crusaders out to kill monster girls.

>>33765970
How dow e know they're crusaders and not just the town's gaurds?

>>33765591
>That woman looks capable, although her chest is practically falling out of that impractical steel bra... she's talking to her sword.
>Crusaders out to kill monster girls.

>>33765957

As the guy who posted the Broquest image, I was trying to imply a silly, sexy, and shenanigan filled 'crusade'. Not a Templar one.

You've done your research, no point making idle chatter with the bartender; you don't need to know what the tourist spots are, you've got one destination.

There're more dangers to men than there are to women around here, and those two fellows at the table look to be no more than town-guards. You decide not to invite them to the dangers you'll be facing, even if it means that you'll have to risk bringing more trouble to yourself. The girl and the woman will do, you'll just need to watch your back a little bit better...

"Hm?" The hatted-girl, red eyes on dark skin with bits of black hair poking out her brim. She turns her head your way when you sit down at her table, her face curls up in annoyance. "You here to tell me to stop drinking? Or are you some sick child-lover? I'll pluck out both birds and tell you at once, I'm older than I look and I'm not looking for company."

You explain to her your circumstances, and the vendetta you seek to bring. She doesn't change the look on her face, but her tail bats about curiously. "Fine," She says, "I'll play along with you, I've been looking for some fun any ways. Just don't touch the tail and we're good. Let me pay my tab, and I'll meet you at the door. Name's Kits, I don't need yours." She gets up and, and strolls towards the counter. Her tail whips about behind her...

The chesty woman at the table doesn't even notice you when you sit down beside her, her brown hair is a curled mess, and her matching eyes are just slightly sunken. "Tyrfing, you're so beautiful... what will we get up to today?" She goes into an unfortunate giggle, which you take her out of with a cough. "EEK! Ah, s-sorry, do you need something?"

You share your story again, but she cuts off you quickly. "Ooooh? Hunting your father's torturers... I don't know how helpful I'll be, but if you'll have me, Tyrfing wants for blood. I will lend my body, guided by my blade."

It seems you have a party.

>Make final preparations...?
>Enter The Magical Realm

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>>33765957

>>33765989
Because they have monmusu skulls integrated into their helmets.

>>33766017
>Enter The Magical Realm
Let's do it.

>>33765591

>Specific kind of person

A magic user. We need us a Mage. Preferably one of the Gandalf/Dresden variety that's not afriad of coming down to blades and fists if needs must.

Oh, and we're taking the Catgirl. She probably knows her way around this place.

>>33766017
I FUCKING KNEW IT NERDS
And enter

>>33766017
>Enter The Magical Realm

Well, lets go get raped.

>>33766017
>>Make final preparations...?

whatever that means

>>33766017
>Enter The Magical Realm
Get this adventure on its way

>>33766017
>>Enter The Magical Realm

>>33766017
>>Enter The Magical Realm

Kill some xen--monster girls.

>>33766065
Jack off, probably.

>>33766017
>>Enter The Magical Realm

I think we're good

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>>33766017
>Dare you enter my Magical Realm?

Catgirl is a dark skin loli with red eyes and black hair AND has a strong personality? I'm liking her already, although not in that sense.

TitsGirl I TOLD YOU IS FUCKING NUTS. IF SHE STABS US IN THE BACK DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

>>33766017

Is that THE Tyrfing? The one from Norse mythology?

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>>33766016
not praising the emprah 24/7

do you even crusade brah? gotta get those wicked sick gains brah, dont be a pussy brah, deadlift a land raider brah only herniated three spinal discs brah

brah

We should probably at least talk to the two guardsmen. See what they're about.

>>33766111
>Implying her sword doesn't talk back

>>33765957
You know, there's anonkun and questionable questing (QQ) if you want your idea of 'fun' (shit) without those evil people on /tg/ ruining it.

>>33766017
>Enter The Magical Realm

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>>33766111
Yup, catgirl sounds good.

Not in that way obviously.

"I am Hervor, a blade-maiden tasked with maintaining the sacred blade Tyrfing and purging the lands of evil. I am pleased to meet you..." The chesty woman bows to you, her eyes shoot over to Kits, "Less pleased to meet you."

"Ah, how unfortunate. It seems you've managed to find a boobs-maiden in the minutes I was gone. I suppose I'll have to look for opportunities to stab two people in the back."

"Blade-maiden, anathema. If you wish to fight then come straight at me."

"Are you sure? That outfit of yours looks one scratch away from falling apart, I don't think it'll make a difference which way I kill you."

A wonderful way to begin your adventure, the two bicker behind you as you lead past the gates into The Magical Realm...

"What sort of monster are we hunting any ways? I want to know what spells I should ready, other than Kill Pretentious Whore."

>A dullahan, she defeated your father in a duel before turning him into a toy in the her dungeons.
>An echidna, her venoms stripped of his honour, before her claws stripped him of his pride.
>The harpie queen, she snatched him as he camped by the roads and let her nest have way with him.
>The monster that fell your father is...? (Write-In)

"We're coming up on our first fork soon, Tyrfing tells me. We'll need to decide what route we take."

>Pass through The Golden Forest, where the goblins rain yellow from the trees
>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair
>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

>>33766267
>>The harpie queen, she snatched him as he camped by the roads and let her nest have way with him.
>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

>An echidna, her venoms stripped of his honour, before her claws stripped him of his pride.
>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

Something we can bargain with... and doesn't have to do with piss.

>>33766267
Either echidna or we're searching for the vampire that killed our father

>>33766267
>The Orc Queen , She hunted your father then raped him like a beast
>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

>>33766267
>>The monster that fell your father is...? (Write-In)
Dragongirl

>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

Rolled 16

>>33766267
>An echidna, her venoms stripped of his honour, before her claws stripped him of his pride.
>Pass through The Golden Forest, where the goblins rain yellow from the trees

>>33766267
>A dullahan, she defeated your father in a duel before turning him into a toy in the her dungeons.
>Pass through The Golden Forest, where the goblins rain yellow from the trees

>>33766267
>>The monster that fell your father is...? (Write-In)
Slime Queen

>>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

>>33766267
>The monster that fell your father is...? (Write-In)
A dragoness, with her damn shape shifting magic and mountains of gold, lured our beloved Pa into a trap.
>Milky Centaurs or bust

>>33766267

>Write in: Wyvern queen
>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

>>33765025
I think the word you were looking for was PTSD

>>33766017
>Just don't touch the tail and we're good.
D:

>>33766267
>An echidna, her venoms stripped of his honour, before her claws stripped him of his pride.
>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

>>33766267
Seconding >>33766335 & >>33766358

>>33766267
>The harpie queen, she snatched him as he camped by the roads and let her nest have way with him.
>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

/tg/ is unfortunately vanilla tonight.

>>33766267
>>The monster that fell your father is...? (Write-In)
>The Queen Kraken. She ensnared him during his travels, before inflicting indignities beyond imagination
>>Take The Milky Plains, but beware of the centaurs that control it's fields

>>33766369
Changing my vote from wyvern queen to dragoness. And she better have kobold attendants. Both pure flatchests and curvy human-descended ones.

>>33766419
seconding>>33766419

>>33766267
>>The monster that fell your father is...? (Write-In)
A terrifying tentacle beast, who diddlied dear Father in ways no man should be diddled
>Milk Plains

>>33766394
It's early enough that the brits are up and they'd have to leave the thread or get arrested if anything exotic happened.

>>33766394
Try anonkun.com or questionable questing.

>>33766267
>The Drow Priestess. She emasculated him, dressing him up as a little girl and covered him in scars from whips when he defied her.
>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

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>>33766335
>>33766358
>>33766369
muh scale loveing brethern

>>33766267
>>The Drow Priestess. She emasculated him, dressing him up as a little girl and covered him in scars from whips when he defied her.
>>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

>not going for the classic route

>>33766267
Write in

>That Dungeon Master - a creature of unsurpassed power that dwells deep beneath the earth, creating horrible situational transformational and spiritual tortures on those it captures. The only way to defeat it is to somehow make your way to the Dungeon Heart and destroy the crystal housing the foul entity's soul
>Milky plains

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>>33766394
deal with it

>>33766267
>>The Drow Priestess. She emasculated him, dressing him up as a little girl and covered him in scars from whips when he defied her. Ever since he came back, he only shat liquid from the sheer amount of pegging.
>>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

>>33766460
When scales are around, give em a pound

>>33766267
>The Drow Priestess. She emasculated him, dressing him up as a little girl and covered him in scars from whips when he defied her.
>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

>>33766267
Echidna or dragon.
Milk plains. we can save the piss forest for later

>>33766267
I'll go with >>33766358

Echidna and dragoness can be combined if they're one creature, or sisters. What's the total vote for both those?

>>33766267
>>The Drow Priestess. She emasculated him, dressing him up as a little girl and covered him in scars from whips when he defied her. Ever since he came back, he only shat liquid from the sheer amount of pegging.
>>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

femdom a-go

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>>33766267
>The Drow Priestess. She emasculated him, dressing him up as a little girl and covered him in scars from whips when he defied her.
>Enter The Pink Caverns, where the slimes set their dangerous lair

>>33766267
OP do you have a vote time limit?

>>33766541

Five and a half for both, unless another sneaks in before this post.

For the record, I support a sisterhood between the two. Still needs kobold attendants.

>>33766267
>>The Drow Priestess. She emasculated him, dressing him up as a little girl and covered him in scars from whips when he defied her.

>>33766646
THIS

"The Milky Plains hm..." Hervor groans. "I hate centaurs, it's so difficult hitting something faster than you."

Kits is licking her lips, you can't help but notice the tiny fuzz sitting on it. "Perhaps we could see about capturing one and taking it with us, it'll help us make haste to the dragon queen's lair."

"Ride on the back of anathema? Unacceptable! We will will slay them just as we'll slay the woman's kobold kin and her snake-woman priestesses."

"You ride horses don't you? Think of it like that."

The bright side to these girls being so opposed to each other, is that they're less likely to stab you...

The Milky Plains come into view, but they look more mounds than flats. At the far sides where flower fields grow, shapely bee-women flutter about collecting from the gargantuan yellows. They're harmless enough if you avoid them, but it'd be best to keep wary...

It's half-way across the field, when you can hear the stomping in the distance. You narrow your eyes, but you don't need to see to know what's coming.

"Centaurs!" Hervor yells, pulling herself into a combat stance.

"Centaurs!" Kits cheers, the first cheer you've heard from her all day. What's she so excited about?

Unfortunately there's little where to hide in the opens, but you've a moment to prepare before the horse-women arrive on your position. Their uncovered breasts bounce as they gallop along, unprotected and easy to abuse, but the shot of their bows and the reach of their glaives will make it difficult to approach.

[Roll 1d10 for combat]

>Charge them head on, you can take advantage of their momentum
>Stand on the high ground and take them as they approach.

Your quality armour will give you a defensive bonus, and your companions each have their strengths. You have a vitality draft, a numbing draft, an invisibility potion, a flight potion, and a strength potion.

Write-ins always available.

>>33766646

On a side note, I think drow priestess may have six. What the Hell is wrong with you people? We could have draco-echidna threesomes!

>>33766646
Scaly sisterhood go!

>Still needs kobold attendants.
DFC snaky kobolds and curvy dragonish kobolds!

Rolled 7

>>33766686
>not wanting femdom

>>33766676
>it'll help us make haste to the dragon queen's lair

I thought drow won the votes? When did you cut-off voting?

>Stand on the high ground and take them as they approach.

>>33766676
>>Stand on the high ground and take them as they approach.

Rolled 9

>>33766676

Suck on my Nat 10 Monstergirls.

>Stand on the high ground and take them as they approach.

Don't be stupid. Fight smart.

>>33766676

Brace against the charge, take cover from the bows if there is any nearby flowers not being attended to by the bee girls.

I assume the drow votes are a couple samefags but I'll do my best to accomodate you for your efforts. I'd appreciate if you didn't make a habit of it though. While I'm foolishly engaging the meta like shit QM ought to do, I'll tell you that the two guards were both straight men and there for the gang-bang fetish. Also I'm personally disappointed that dullahan and slimes were unpopular, but life goes on.

>>33766638
I typically count 10 minutes from the reply, but it's a quest so I figure looser is better.

>>33766676
>>Charge them head on, you can take advantage of their momentum
dice+1d10

Rolled 4

>>33766676
>Stand on the high ground and take them as they approach.

Rolled 5

>>33766676
>>Stand on the high ground and take them as they approach.

>>33766737
The drow votes did reek of samefag since they all said the exact same thing and popped up in fairly regular intervals

>>33766737
Was gonna say something but, glad your smart enough to see it.

Drow
>>33766617
>>33766572
>>33766518
>>33766499
>>33766474
>>33766456

Enchidna
>>33766304
>>33766316
>>33766337

>>33766358
>>33766335
>>33766335
>>33766358
>>33766358

Dunno if I counted them right

>>33766737
I'm also disappointed slims weren't chosen.

>>33766814
>>33766662
Forgot that. I think dragon also had one or two more votes, and beat drow

Rolled 7

>>33766814
>>33766833
a fair few of the drow votes came in late presumably after OP started writing, but as long as they show up and we can make a priestess our pet, then alls good for me

>>33766814
You missed a few Enchilada ones

Rolled 5

>>33766676
>Stand on the high ground and take them as they approach.

>>33766814

You have a few repeats in there, and there were a few posters that gave an either/both vote for dragon and echidna.

Echidna
>>33766304
>>33766316
>>33766337
>>33766380

Dragon
>>33766335
>>33766358
>>33766419
>>33766432

Both
>>33766534
>>33766541
>>33766646

>>33766889

Fuck, I counted myself twice in there. Pull one from Dragon.

>>33766889
Well we ended up getting dragon AND Enchilada so...

>>33766814
>>33766889
Gentlemen, no need for that, OPs got things in hand per >>33766737 so chill.

>>33766929

Sorry, just counting for clarity's sake. My bad.

You stand your ground, giving the orders to your companions to do the same. The centaurs launch their arrows, but a translucent pink screen emerges before you, killing the momentum of the shots and sending them tumbling against the grass.

"Thank me later." Kits smirks.

Realizing that their bows are useless, several of the centaurs drop them onto the grass, as they run up the hill you go to meet them, but faster than you, Hervor lunges forth. Her blade cuts against one of them, leaving it stumbling backwards into the one behind it. You step to meet her, the two of you wielding side by side.

Uncontent with waiting, Kits sticks her hands forward and from her finger-tips burst dark strands, the magic binds itself around the legs of the centaurs, now in a panic; pulling several of them low to the ground...

The battle ends quickly, you don't take time to count how many you fell.

"Just a scouting party, we're lucky. An organized war-band may've been too much." Hervor touches her hand to her chest, taking a deep breath. Her bounty sways softly, running sweat down the top. "Where's that cat...?"

You turn your eyes in search of Kits, to find her in a compromising position. Three centaurs are laid on their stomachs with their legs bound by the witch's magic, the witch herself is kneeling before one, suckling on the nips of the centaur's teets.

"What in the heavens are you doing!?" Hervor yells.

Kits merely holds out a finger in a gesture to wait, after some moments when, she flops over onto her back. "Centaur milk is the beeeest."

"Ugh! Forget it, let's just go."

"Hold on, why walk when we can ride in luxury?" Kits smirks, "How about it ladies? Let us ride you, and I'll make sure those friends of yours on the ground don't expire."

You remind Kits that you're the leader here, and...

>Negociate with the centaurs for rides
>Force the centaurs to let you ride, leave their friends injured
>Continue walking
>Perhaps you have other ideas like...?

>>33767032
>Force the centaurs to let you ride, leave their friends injured

>>33767032
>Negociate with the centaurs for rides
Need a noble steed and we shall save ourselves for marriage, hand holding is marriage right?

Cool, fantasy adventure qu-
>Monster girls

God damn it. I'm going to see these abominations killed in this quest than any waifu shit if it's the last thing I do.

>>33767032
>Force the centaurs to let you ride, leave their friends injured

>>33767032
>Negociate with the centaurs for rides

>>33767032
>Negociate with the centaurs for rides

Rolled 5

>>33767032
>Patch up the injured centaurs IF the restrained ones will let you ride them. Appeal to ZA HONOR OF THE CENTAUR

>>33767032
>Force the centaurs to let you ride, leave their friends injured

>>33767032
Milk the centaurs with kits into a container then

>FORCED RIDES

>>33767068
Go be a faggot in your own quest

>>33767068
>Not liking monstergirls
You know what board you're on? Not to mention the title is "Magical Realm Quest" you're a moron haha.

>>33767032
>>Force the centaurs to let you ride, leave their friends injured
Take their milk as well.

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>>33764678
This entire thread...

>>33767032
>other ideas

Patch up the wounded, then walk off. Hervor isn't likely to want to ride, and there's no reason to kill the centaurs (technically, kentaurides) - we're after someone specific.

>>33767032
>Negociate with the centaurs for rides

>>33767131
>>33767095
YES WE THINK ALIKE BROTHERS
LET US MILK THEM WHILE THEY MAKE LEWD NOISES..... FOR SUSTENANCE?

>>33767116
>>33767121
you know this is /tg/? Not every website needs to be some /d/-lite circlejerk. you have anonkun and QQ if you want your consensus.

>>33767032
>Force the centaurs to let you ride, leave their friends injured

>>33767161
also force our rides from them aswell... those sluts are basically offering free rides, see how they dress?

>>33767032
>Negotiate with the centaurs for rides

>>33767163
You already voted retard, Look you obviously don't understand the quest humor or what its about, just hide the thread and move on.

>>33767032
>Negociate with the centaurs for rides

>>33767181
>>33767160
>same shit every minute
Obvious samefag is obvious, No way this quest has 30 drones who sputter out the same line every 60 seconds

>>33767032
>Negociate with the centaurs for rides

>>33767163
The guy comes in and votes deliberately to sabotage the quest, he can fuck right back off to his shitty china quest and go be a faggot there.

>>33767191
>QM offers a choice
>Look you obviously don't understand the quest

>>33767032
>Force the centaurs to let you ride, leave their friends injured

OP please tell everyone its okay to quit same-fagging now

>>33767032
>Negociate with the centaurs for rides

>>33767222
>30 drones
more like 10 players who are in concensus

>>33767288
Where's the samefagging?

>>33767303
More like 1 guy who desperately wants this option to succeed.

>>33767267
>HURFF IM A LONELY VIRGIN WHO NEVER HAD A GRILL

>I WANT THESE QUESTS SO I CAN FAP TO MY IMAGINRY WAIFU

Rolled 9

>>33767288

Not OP here.

It's okay to quit samefagging everyone.

If that's even happening.

>>33767294
We get it anon You REAALLLYY want to
>negociate 4 da rides
you can quit samefagging now

>>33767312
>gf is sleeping a foot away from me
Keep projecting fag

>>33767338
Your giant pillow isn't actually a girlfriend, anon.

>>33767317
Why would they even want to negotiate with people who tried attacking and raping people on sight, even?

>>33767338
Your hand is always a foot away from you, virgin.

>>33767312
Why on earth would you fap over a quest instead of all the porn available on the internet?

>>33767360
slightly more interactive

>>33767312
This quest has potential to be hilarious.

>>33767348
Noble paladin bro.

>>33767348

That's why I suggested
>>33767156
myself. No negotiation and definitely no cooperation, but no reason to just kill them - yet.

Rolled 5

Y'all need to go shitpost in a shitty thread, like Eclipsed Moon or Princess Guard Quest.

>>33767381
>Princess Guard Quest.
No one deserves that, anon.

Well lets see what is more likely. We help their comrades and ride them. They decide not to stab us in the back.

We don't help their comrades and ride them. They do decide to stab us in the back, after bucking us off their backs while going 80 miles an hour.

Tits Mcsword will probably survive.

>>33767396
Seriously, thats worse than edge lord there.

>>33767353
>has foot long arms
>calls other people virgins

>>33767348
Because hes stupid anon, hes THAT GUY in the party who constantly tries to stop everything when battle starts and shit gets fun, I've had that guy before
>being in the middle of a chase with a motorcycle gang higherlevel than us in a stolen sports car that we were MENT TO RUN FROM
>that guy gets another great idea (he's stoped most of our fights thus far to try and fail to talk to the enemy)
>He slams on the breaks during an awesome chase everyone at the table has having fun with
>car spins out of control we almost die and are now helpless and almost dead
>his plan was to pull over and ask the gang what they wanted (they were obvious hitmen)
>he sputters some shit about why cant we work this out while on the ground 1hp from death
>got everyone in the party killed because he wanted to talk it out with hitmen chasing us shooting

People are seriously this autistic

You've come to avenge your father, but you're already working with a monster-girl, and you know well enough to avoid more enemies than you already have just by being in this distorted land. The black binding on the centaur's mouth feels has a squishy texture to it. When you peel it off, you note that it wriggles about for a moment before you toss it aside. Saliva drips out from the centaur's mouth as she catches her breath.

"You'll save my sistren if I help you make distance...? Truly?" She's got a fierce glare to her, but it's hard to take her seriously with tears bundling around her eyes and drool slipping from her lips. You give her a nod to confirm, and tell Kits to make with her magic...

The plains vanish quickly on the centaur's backs, Hervor seems upset but she doesn't seem to like the idea of being left behind. Kits is ecstatic that she doesn't have to walk any more, the horse-woman she's on is less so having to carry her molester on her back...

"Where am I taking you?" Your mount, so to speak, asks. The Dragons Lair is your final destination, but you arrived on the isle in the afternoon and it'll come into evening soon. Any uncivil civilization here is dangerous, but camping out in The Realm is even more so. You'll...

>Take your chances, camp out in the Dryad's Forest.
>Make for elven lands, they're close to human if nothing else. Though rumours of their lewdness spreads far.
>Head for Orcish grounds, they're barbaric but you can do battle on honour for a place to sleep.

>>33767405
Or:
>We walk away

>>33767434
>Make for elven lands, they're close to human if nothing else. Though rumours of their lewdness spreads far.

>Take your chances, camp out in the Dryad's Forest.
Trade some centaur milk for safety. They can use it to water their trees.

>>33767434

Orcs.

Orcs orcs orcs orcs orcs.

>>33767062
>>33767068
>>33767090
>>33767156
>>33767163
>>33767264

>>33767434
>Take your chances, camp out in the Dryad's Forest.
This. But should it be Dryads' Forest?

>>33767434
>Make for elven lands, they're close to human if nothing else. Though rumours of their lewdness spreads far.

Rolled 18

>>33767434
>Head for Orcish grounds, they're barbaric but you can do battle on honour for a place to sleep.

I'm down for FIGHTS OF HONOR and all.

>>33767434
>>Head for Orcish grounds, they're barbaric but you can do battle on honour for a place to sleep.

>>33767434
>>Make for elven lands, they're close to human if nothing else. Though rumours of their lewdness spreads far.
time to rape an elf

>>33767434
>Take your chances, camp out in the Dryad's Forest.

I think the naysayers were samefagging

Meant to say that in the above vote tally

I counted something like three times, but my same-fag goggles are discount. So forgive me if you disagree with the decision. I can only hope that my judgment will be decent enough.
Naturally, fuck everything is an option but I'm not too concerned if you decide to go crusader the whole way. The former is my "default" but I'd like if everyone keeps to one vote either way, for my convenience, for your convenience.

>>33767396
>>33767381
But I like Princess Guard Quest... been meaning to read Eclipsed Moon too.

>>33767434
>Orcs

>>33767434
>Take your chances, camp out in the Dryad's Forest.
Dryads a best.

>>33767434
>Take your chances, camp out in the Dryad's Forest.

>>33767434
>Make for elven lands, they're close to human if nothing else. Though rumours of their lewdness spreads far.
elves a best

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>>33767505
Riiight.

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>>33767508
>But I like Princess Guard Quest...

QMs always gotta prove their faggotry, no matter how small it is. It always pops up sometime in a QM's life.

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>>33767508
>QM likes PGQ

>>33767434
>Make for elven lands, they're close to human if nothing else. Though rumours of their lewdness spreads far.
Orcs or elves... why must you do this to me?

Liking PGQ, why do you hate me so?

>>33767434
>>Make for elven lands, they're close to human if nothing else. Though rumours of their lewdness spreads far.

>>33767508
It's funny because the virgin waifufags think trying to be less than an honorable paladin trying to sex monster girls and be harem leader is sabotaging the quest.

I doubt the samefag will stop, and I doubt we're not going anything but waifuing votes, but I'm all for seeing a jackass MC who would kill for glory and look down upon monsters.

>>33767434
>Take your chances, camp out in the Dryad's Forest.

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Rolled 8

>>33767576
>Liking PGQ, why do you hate me so?

IT'S ARCHELON! GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

>>33767581
Not everyone who disagrees with you is a samefag, believe it or not.

>>33767609
>implying this isn't the same guy just disagreeing with himself.

only one person browses /tg/

>>33767606
>>33767576 here I didn't mean I was Arch, I meant I wish he hadn't told me that he liked pgq

Writing.

I usually hate "writing" posts, but I think it's necessary here.

>>33767434
>>Head for Orcish grounds, they're barbaric but you can do battle on honour for a place to sleep.

Elves will use trickery, orcs (even orc-women) we can at least trust to be blunt.

>>33767632
Why? As a reader, these posts make a quest flow much smoother.

>>33767646

And it's so much better than sitting around jacking it waiting for an update you have no idea is coming or not. Communication is very useful.

>>33767632
>>33767634

Missed by seconds!

You'll take your chances, the elves are well-known for their sugared tongues and a voracious sexual appetites. The orcs are well-known for their vicious fangs and a more voracious sexual appetite. You don't want to deal with either.
Most monsters tend to keep away from the dryads, their nectars cling to the trees and the scent is said to be intoxicating, their elusive magics leave them nearly impossible to hunt. It may spell trouble for you, but there isn't any safe decision here. You set up camp in a too small clearing, spreading open three tents for your group. Two of the centaurs leave to ascertain their kin of their safety, leaving the one you rode behind.

"I will stay as collateral... it is on your honour that I still live, so it is on my honour to make sure you do so as well." Her human half takes a bow, tied chest-nut hair drooping down in front of her breasts. "My name is Navia."

"Nice to meet you Navia." Kits fondles the horse-girl's chest, leaving a flushed Hervor shaking her head.

You, Kits and Hervor each have your own tents. Navia camps outside, you've shared some food and listened to your first companion's bickering before retiring...

It's a ways into the night when a feminine noise awakens you, you weren't always a light sleeper but you've trained yourself for situations like this. Could it be an ambush? Did the centaurs betray you, the dryads come to steal you away, or perhaps some other predator is lurking about... you listen carefully, but your senses are dulled. A sweet scent has taken over the air, leaving your body sweating and your blood hot. You blank your mind and force yourself to focus on the noise coming from...

>Behind your tent, an unfamiliar giggling trying to draw you out.
>Kits' tent, where a muffled purr comes and goes.
>Hervor's tent, you can hear scratching between her whispers of "Tyrfing".
>Between the tents, the leaves are swaying and Navia moans.
>It's safer to stay inside. Ignore it and sleep.

>>33767798
>>Between the tents, the leaves are swaying and Navia moans.

Being captured was her fetish

>>33767798
>Behind your tent, an unfamiliar giggling trying to draw you out.

>>33767798
>>Hervor's tent, you can hear scratching between her whispers of "Tyrfing".
Best girl, I support her sword fetish.

>>33767798
>Kits' tent, where a muffled purr comes and goes.
Catgirl noises.

>>33767798
>Kits' tent, where a muffled purr comes and goes.

>>33767822
HORSE PUSSY

>>33767798
>>Between the tents, the leaves are swaying and Navia moans.

Centaur maidens a cute.

>>33767798
>Kit's tent

>>33767798
>>Behind your tent, an unfamiliar giggling trying to draw you out.

>>33767798
>Kits' tent, where a muffled purr comes and goes.

>>33767798
>Proceed to not give a fuck and pretend to sleep
And if anything comes in the tent,have a dagger ready.

This >>33767822
>Between the tents, the leaves are swaying and Navia moans.
The drama the next morning will be glorious

>>33767798
>>Hervor's tent, you can hear scratching between her whispers of "Tyrfing".

>>33767798
>>Behind your tent, an unfamiliar giggling trying to draw you out.

>>33767798
>Kits' tent, where a muffled purr comes and goes
We need to play with cat ears.

>>33767798
>Behind your tent, an unfamiliar giggling trying to draw you out.
>not going for the mystery box

>>33767798
>burst into everyone's tent in a panic to find the trouble you sense.

>Yell out "I'm trying to sleep God-damnit! Get your jollies off tomorrow morning before we head out!"

>>33767798
>Masturbate loudly.
Become the random encounter. At least, it may confuse whatever's intruding in our camp.

>>33767927
Something like this. Maybe "Sound off those who are just jerking off. If you don't answer I'm going to assume Dryads are molesting you and come in."

And writing.

>>33767927
>>33767946
Actually, combine these.
>God dammit, I'm trying to masturbate over here. Keep it down.

>>33767798
>Yell out "I'm trying to sleep God-damnit! Get your jollies off tomorrow morning before we head out!"

>>33767798
>>Kits' tent, where a muffled purr comes and goes.

>>33767798
>>Between the tents, the leaves are swaying and Navia moans.

>>33767999
Nice trips, friend.

>>33767508
I was about to ask if this is meant to be an edgy slaughter-fest or a lewd quest, because I was getting such strong mixed signals

Then you went and confirmed that you will go with either depending on what people vote for. In that case can we please make the vote once and stick to it instead of constantly bouncing back and forth like someone with multiple personality disorder?

Or, personally, I would suggest you go with your own preference, you already said you prefer it to be a lewd quest to a slaughterfest.
This kind of meta is beneficial to discuss

>>33768048
I think really just that one guy wants it to be an edgy slaughterfest

You do something between yelling and whispering for whoever is making the lewd noise to stop, and for some time it goes quiet. But now, the heat drawing lower in your body from the scent of the dryads' seeping nectars is keeping you awake for other reasons, you find your fingers grasping at air while certain parts catch on hypothetical fire...
And then, the noise starts again. Another shameless purr, did she think you were asleep already? You leave your tent to personally ask for some quiet...

You catch Kit with her hat down, among other things. She's so focused on herself that she doesn't notice at all when you poke your head through the opening. Just feets away from her tent is yours, and given a few more in another direction Navia soundly sleeps, but the cat is indeed shameless. Her ears wiggle back and forth as she bites onto the tower of her hat, an ineffectual make-shift gag. Her rear is pointed at your face and you can feel the heat coming off, one of her hands explores her thin womanhood, the other one runs up and down the base of her tail, stroking it firmly. The tip of the tail flutters in front of your nose, swaying back and forth. A puddle is growing between her legs, she must've been at this for awhile now.

You can't help but find yourself copying her motions, but without a tail of your own your hands explore elsewhere. It's quite a show in front of you, and it'd be a shame to miss it. But...

>Grab tail.
>Relieve yourself quietly, or as loudly as you can get away with before Kits notices.
>Go to sleep, you'll need your energy in the morning.

>>33768060
>I think really just that one guy wants it to be an edgy slaughterfest
I wasn't talking about player votes anon.
I was talking about all the mixed signals in the QM posts, culminating with him explicitly telling us that he will swing either way

>>33768064
>Touch Fluffy Tail.
As if there is even a question, it is the very foundation of our paladin order.

>Grab tail.
We've probably get beat up since she specifically said not to do this. But fuck it.

...

Literally.

>>33768064
>Touch it
Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

>>33768064
>Lick tail.

>>33768064
>Touch Fluffy Tail
It's what Ken would want us to do.

>>33768064
>Grab tail.
what is the worse that can happen

just checking in, I haven't read this and am thinking about it.

HAVE we or WILL we bag a lamia like OP for some sweet times?

>>33768090
This.
I bet it's super sensitive