>>34159785
> “We have to fix those things, you know?”
Hypocrisy? Naaaah.

>>34159785
>> “Okay, let me get breakfast.”
How much is it going to be to Elite a team?

>>34159785
>> “Okay, let me get breakfast.”
>> “We have to fix those things, you know?”


I think you need to update the shop we had several tanks we upgraded awhile ago

>>34159785
> “Okay, let me get breakfast.”
> Write in
"C'mon Betty! Join in on being assertive with me!"

This is one tall first hurdle for Betty.

>>34159785
>Write in
Leap to our feet and give her the most American salute and "Yes sir!" combination possible.

>>34159785
>“Okay, let me get breakfast.”
No point trying to argue with her, let the suffering begin!

>>34159785
Changing my vote to from this>>34159845
to this
>>34159847
>>34159849

>>34159845
You should just go ahead and follow Excel Anon's spreadsheet. I think it's also what Schteel is using now.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AjmIOkoRBqIEdDUzR1BuTlVhcDJVNDhJSm9XSGdCZ1E&usp=drive_web#gid=0

>>34159931
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AjmIOkoRBqIEdDUzR1BuTlVhcDJVNDhJSm9XSGdCZ1E&usp=drive_web#gid=0
I know that but I'm also asking he updates due to the prices of the tanks as well.

While the Panzer IV and Stupa are probably in their highest form by now iirc, the Stug can still be upgraded into the Ausf G

> “Okay, let me get breakfast.”
> Write in

You and Betty stand up, you only in your blouse and your panties and Betty in her nightgown and give her a salute. “Alright, then! Betty, this is your chance to be assertive! I’ll go cook breakfast and-“

Erika shoves two pieces of toast into your mouths. “Breakfast!” she screams. “Now, los! Los! Los!” She and another Black Forest Peak student push you out of the dorm. “Macht schnell!”

“Wait!” you say. “We aren’t decent!” You tear the toast from your mouth as you get marched out of the dorm. “We haven’t even showered!”

“Will the enemy care if you have not showered!?” yells Erika. “Go!” You barely manage to get down the stairs, to meet with all of your crews, shivering in their pajamas and coats. You line up with your Staff as well.

Lisa says, “Gee.” She shivers a bit, adjusting her coat. “Maybe I’ll get off easy if I tell them I’m Jewish.” She looks at you, obviously a bit peeved as she and all your crews stand in the snow. “Great idea, Boss. Really lovely.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>34160077
>Boast
It'll all be worth it in the end, you'll see!

>>34160077
>Write in
"Suck it up, you wuss."

>>34160077
>> Boast
>If our Japanese Exchange Student Commander can take it so can we. Come on Lisa, Let's show them some American swagger.

I just watched Emperor, Decent Flick

>>34160077
>> Boast
Trudy ain't Trudy if she's not overconfident

>>34160077
> Boast
It's fucking great!

>>34160077
> Boast
>"I regret nothing!"
I certainly hope Lisa doesn't have any regrets too, just in case.

>>34160077
>Boast
C'mon ladies, don't be so soft.

> Boast

“I regret nothing, Lisa! These girls haven’t won their tournaments for nearly ten years in a row for nothing! They know what they’re doing and-“

“SHUT UP!” Erika screams in your face, red in the cheeks. She presses a parcel to you. “There! Wear that! As of right now, you are students of Kuromorimine! All of you are to wear our uniforms for today! Now strip down and get it on!”

The crews all grumble and moan a bit as they sleepily and lazily get the uniforms on. Not Clara though, she simply tears off her nightgown and puts that uniform on like nobody’s business. “You’re all scrubs!” she says.

“Shut up, Clara!” yells Marina.

You find the uniform fits you pretty well. Unlike Kitten, whose uniform is so large that the sleeves actually end past her hands. It’s actually kind of cute, but she’s still a bit pissed. You don’t even want to know how Fairless is doing. That’s just inviting trouble.

“Alright!” says Erika. “We’ll take the run to school and back to your Senshadou Headquarters! Then the training will begin in earnest. Who shall lead?”

> Take the lead
> Let a crew take the lead (Specify)
> “You should take the lead!”
> Write in

>>34160391
>> Take the lead
Trudy's the boss

>>34160391
>> Let a crew take the lead (Betty)

Also what happened to the Hall Monitor Side-Quest, isn't it today?

>>34160391
>Let a crew take the lead (Betty)
Time to be assertive, Betty!

>>34160391
>> Let a crew take the lead (Junior)

Let's her practice Leadership

>>34160391
seconding >>34160457

>>34160391
> Take the lead
Man, I want to see how Fairless fits her uniform (predicting 'doesn't')

> Let a crew take the lead (Team Pinprick)

“Betty!” you say. “How about you do it?”

Betty blinks, surprised. “Huh? Me? But-“

“NOW! TO THE FRONT!” Erika screams in her ear, scaring the pants off her. Betty squeals as she starts leading the front of the column. The order goes by Juniors, Sophomores, Seniors, then the Exchange Students, then Bearcat, Bandwagon, Needlepoint, Wojtek, Minie, Star, Disney, Shuffle, Tigris, Irish Brigade, Machina, Campfire, Thunderchild, Liberty, Last-Chancers, and finally Clio.

Nezumi smiles as she runs alongside one of the Kuromorimine students. “Ah, Jagdpanther-chan! It’s been a while-“

Jagdpanther yells at her. “Maus-chan, do not call me that, not in front of the trainees!” she cries.

Erika and Maho run along either side of Betty, yelling in her ear. “DO YOU FEEL DIZZY, BETTY-CHAN!?” Erika screams. Betty nods a bit. “NO ONE CARES! YOU ARE WORTHLESS! YOU THINK OOARAI GIRLS ACADEMY WILL GO EASY ON YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE PRETTY!?” She shakes her head, panting as she starts into a girly run which slows down the entire column.

Maho snaps her finger, and a student quickly brings her a book entitled: The Big Book of English Profanities, Insults, and Vulgar Vernacular and Vocabulary. Maho quickly flips the book and says, “You are a degenerate and you should not be allowed to infect the gene pool with your obviously inferior genetics.” She flips through another page. “Also, you are a cunt.”

Betty squeals as she leads you all on the way to school, to the confusion and surprise of passing students.

Finally, you make it to school. “Right, five minute break,” says Maho. “Catch your breaths.”

> “Can we at least go to school then resume training?”
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>34160673
>Talk to someone (Betty)
Having fun yet?

>>34160673
>> Talk to someone (Nezumi)
Is this usual/nostalgic

>Hall Monitors
Are they ready for the apology.

>Betty
Feeling alright?

>Hall Monitors
Loyalty Quest?

>>34160673
>> “Can we at least go to school then resume training?”
Obvious answer is "NEIN!"

>> Consult the Shop
> Sell the OQF Bundle
That should cover the cost for this one.
> IMPROVED ENGINES x9: TOTAL = 27,000

>>34160673
These girls are great

> Talk to someone (Betty)
Good word girl, keep at it

>>34160673
>>34160749
>>34160762
Adding this to mine

>>34160673

All that >>34160749
Words for everyone!

>>34160673

These
>>34160749
>>34160762
For dialogue with the rest of the girls and any further purchases to be had.
I have a feeling we'll lose access to our cellphone soon enough.

> Talk to someone (Betty and Team Irish Brigade)

As Nezumi happily catches up with her old friends from Kuromorimine, you talk with Betty. “So, having fun?”

Betty shakes her head. “I’m not having fun! I’m not having fun at all!” She wipes her eyes. “They’re so mean and overbearing! I haven’t felt like this bullied since Middle School!” Jane and Marilyn pat her shoulders, comforting her. “I just want it to stop already!”

You sigh. Poor girl.

Meanwhile. “And so, we have a typed up apology, right here. Which we will deliver door to door when this shit blows over,” says Pinkerton. “But you, O’Bannon, can you handle giving the speech after school?”

“Fuck no,” says O’Bannon. “I’m not giving no speech to nobody! You’d have to twist me nipples and have me crucified!”

O’Hara and O’Brian slide. “That can be arranged,” says O’Hara.

“Oh shaddup,” says O’Bannon.

You sigh. Maho walks up to you. “Your girls are quite thin-skinned,” she says. “Have they ever been driven like this before?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>34161038
>Boast
Nope, they're not used to this, but I'm confident that they'll adapt and overcome!

>>34161038
Not since Middle School.

Apparently Middle School is shit in this world

>>34161038
>> Boast

Always Be Boasting

>>34161038
> Polite
> Not with most of them. It's not their "profession" so to speak.

Certain crews might exhibit the grit for this. Poles, Rifles, Girl Scouts, and the Naval Engineers are the likeliest.

>>34161038
>> Polite
I can honestly say these girls are the thinnest skinned girls you'll ever find

>>34161038
>> Boast

Our resident ace loader took care of things

>>34161038
>Boast
Some of them have! Maybe not all of them, but definitely some!

>>34161038
>Polite
Carrot is sometime preferable to stick.

> Boast

You smile at her. “Ah, they ain’t so thin-skinned. If I had you come to us in September, the team would never have even shown up! These girls have been through thick and thin.” You look over at Team Disney, and see Willie Hanna vomit in the snow from exhaustion. “Though… some don’t show it much.”

“I see,” says Maho. “Ganbatte.”

“ALRIGHT, BACK IN FORMATION!” Erika pushes and shoves the girls back into the lines. “Schnell, schnell!”

You all run and run back to the Tankery HQ. Even you are feeling the effects of a harsh winter morning on your body. It feels like your fingers are about to fall off. You don’t want that, damn it! A Tiger Tank rolls alongside, with Erika shouting and screaming from a megaphone. “Los! Last one there will be punished by fifty push-ups!” The column immediately speeds up. “Go, now!”

Finally, however, you make it to the Tankery HQ. Unfortunately, Tex Avery of the Animation Club was the last girl to make it and for that, she is forced to do fifty push ups with Maho throwing very simple and bland insults at her.

“Right!” says Erika. “Fifteen minutes personal time! Then back to training!”

> Shower
> Cook breakfast
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>34161279
>> Cook breakfast
Something simple for everyone

>>34161279
>Cook breakfast
Gotta put the team's benefit before our own.

>>34161279
> Cook breakfast

>>34161279
>> Cook breakfast
>> Talk to someone (Disney)

Are they okay and Loyalty Quest. Maybe offer them to get stronger?

>Consult the shop.
>>34160762
This

>>34161279
> Cook breakfast
Divide some of the workload with Nancy and Betty so that we'll provide for everyone here. Keep it simple.

> Talk to someone (Disney)
Tex Avery and Willie Hanna specifically. Do it as we hand breakfast over.

> Consult the Shop
> Sell the OQF Bundle
> IMPROVED ENGINES x9: TOTAL = 27,000

>>34161279
>Cook breakfast
Feed the troops, no point showering yet, gotta sweat for the rest of the day afterwards anyway.

> Cook breakfast
> Consult the Shop (Specify)

You, Nancy, Betty, and any other girl who knows how to make a sandwich quickly get to making sandwiches for all the girls. You’re on a schedule here after all. You take your batch and quickly distribute them to as many girls as you can.

Kitten and Fairless look at each other. “What’s wrong with your uniform?”

Fairless struggles inside hers. “It’s too tight. I feel like I’m being crushed.”

“Really.” Kitten stares at her chest, which look like they’re about to burst free in great mammary motion. “Okay.”

You place down a sandwich for Tex, who’s still going at the push-ups with all the power a shut-in animator that barely exercises can. Maho meanwhile stands next to her throwing more insults. “I had intercourse with your spouse or significant other.” You shake your head, to which Maho turns the page. “If you were a tree, lumberjacks would not want to chop you down.”

Okay, that one doesn’t even make any sense.

“Alright!” says Erika. “Get breakfast inside of you all quickly. We will begin role training in just a few minutes.”

With that, you quickly pull out your cellphone.

“Hello, Gertrude! Something I can do for you today?”

> WANTED FOR PURCHASE
>> PARTS: IMPROVED ENGINES x 9: 27,000 Dollars
>> SELL: ORDNANCE QF BUNDLE: 35,000 Dollars

> Confirm?
> Y/N
> Other

>>34161651
> Y
Before the fascists take us away—

>>34161651
>Y
We're probably going to lose our phones in a second so let's do this while we still can.

>>34161651
>Y
>Shuzen Armor for churchill

>>34161651
I don't know jack about tanks or that whole side of the quest, so I have no opinion, I just want to say; I need Maho's book.

>>34161651
>Y
"A great mammary motion." I'll have to remember that.

>>34161651
>Y
>Other
Shurzen Armor

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>>34161725
You'll remember it better alongside this.

>>34161714
>>34161763
Yeah, do these while we're at it.
I thought of doing the same for the T-34/85 to get some great mileage out of Purple Heart's loyalty perk .

>>34161801
We can do it after, we have plenty of cash at the moment and if anything we can sell the shi-ha

> Y

You nod. “That’ll do!”

> PURCHASE
> PARTS: IMPROVED ENGINES x9: 27,000 Dollars
> PART: SCHURZEN SPACED ARMOR KIT: 6,500 Dollars
> SOLD: ORDNANCE QF BUNDLE: 35,000 Dollars

> -500 Dollars

“Right, we’ll get it squared away today. Good hunting, okay?”

“Thanks, Mr. Mishka!”

With that, you hang up.

…

…

You all shiver a bit as you all stand outside. The Panzer tanks of Kuromorimine are lined up behind you. “Alright!” says Erika. She stands tall, her greatcoat flowing in the wind as she stands atop her mighty King Tiger tank. “Welcome to the Kuromorimine-Lafayette Girls Academy Joint Training Program! We are going to teach you the proper way to load, drive, shoot, command, and communicate! You will not laugh! You will not cry! And you will MOST CERTAINLY NOT GIVE UP! Do you all understand!?”

You all shrug and nod.

Erika sighs. “I suppose that is the best we will get. Say goodbye to your tanks. Say hello to the Panzer IV!” She gestures towards a line of Panzer IV Ausf. H’s. “You will be training in these tanks for today! And you will learn what it means to commit to Senshadou! Strike hard, strike fast, no mercy! Now, go to a station. One will be for loading, one will be for driving, one will be for gunnery, and another will be for Command and Communications!”

> Loading
> Driving
> Gunnery
> Command and Comms.
> Write in

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Woo HOOO!

Big sale at my FLGS and LGA!

Best Day Ever!

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>>34161801
> Elvin
> Mein Gesicht wenn

>>34161941
> Command and Comms.
May as well stick with what we actually do.

>>34161941
>Command and Comms.

We in charge, we learn to in charge better.

Also, GermanSchteel, I am dying from those insults. Good to see you back.

>>34161941
>Command and Comms.
Git Gud Trudy.

>>34161941
>> Command and Comms.
Isn't this Trude and Kitten's job.

also German, its +1,500, not +500

>>34161941
> Command and Comms.
Start with this

>>34161941
>Command and Comms.
Might as well go with what we actually do in the tank.

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>>34161941
> Command and Comms.
Man, I hope at some point Kuro's Panthers are gonna be show, since I have some select words with Clara. And it would be appropriate to broadcast it via comms.

>Panzer IV Ausf. H

So essentially the Girl Scouts and Aces should feel more or less at home.

I feel pity for the ones who are undermanned normally, unless cheerleaders suddenly sprout out to replace them?

Cheerleaders bio when?

Also German made a miscalculation with the math.

>>34161971
Yeah. Not to mention a distinct lack of Saunders, Glorianna, half the Rabbits, Leopon, Ant-Eater and Anzio.

> Command and Comms.

You sit in the Commander’s chair, with four Kuromorimine students as the loader, gunner, driver, and radio operator. Huh, you didn’t see that coming. “Alright!” says Erika over the radio. “Have your tank move forward, full speed, Pool-san!”

You nod. “Alright! Full speed!”

…

They all look at you, tilting their head.

Ah shit, none of them know how to speak English. Um… “Uh… Schnell?” The driver blinks, then quickly sets the tank in gear. The tank starts rolling forward. “Um. Erika, I noticed that the crew you gave me doesn’t seem to speak English.”

“Yes, that is intentional,” says Erika. “You must learn to operate around that in case communications in the tank become shot or break down.” Hm, you forgot how loud the tank was now that you mention it. “Now, turn left!”

Shit. What’s the German/Japanese word for left? Um.

> “Hey, turn left!”
> Kick her shoulder
> Get her attention and play charades like a motherfucker
> Write in

>>34162195
>> “Hey, turn left!”
>> Kick her shoulder

>>34162195
>> Kick her shoulder
Left shoulder

>>34162195
>Kick her left shoulder
>Glare at her and kick her left shoulder again if she turns around

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>>34162195
> Kick her shoulder

Hya Tank! Hya!

>>34162195
> “Hey, turn left!”
> Kick her shoulder
They better learn english fast then

>>34162195
> Get her attention and play charades like a motherfucker

It's the goddamn stupidest option but someone's gotta pick it.

>>34162195
>"Hidari, Hidari!"
> Kick her shoulder

>>34162195
> “Hey, turn left!”
>Kick her shoulder
Not too hard though, even if they've developed shoulders of steel by now.

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>>34162195
> “Hey, turn left!”
> Kick her shoulder
If the driver is a bit too far out of reach, poke her left shoulder with a stick.

> “Hey, turn left!”
> Kick her shoulder

You bring your foot up. “HEY, TURN LEFT!” you scream as you bring it down.

Right on the gunner. Oops. Turns out the driver’s actually a bit too far. She yells in pain, then kicks the driver on the left shoulder. The entire tank starts banking left, and you shift to the right from sheer inertia. Well, that worked out brilliantly!

“Very good!” says Erika. “We’ll make an Ace Commander out of you yet!”

“Alright!” you clap for yourself. The other crewmembers turn to look at you, apparently confused. “Um… uh…” What did Maho say? “Ganbatte? Ganbatte!” You give them both a thumbs up and winning smile.

They smile, giving a thumbs up as well. “Ganbatte, Pool-san!”

Sweet, you got something right!

But now it’s time for a new position.

> Loading
> Driving
> Gunnery
> Write in

>>34162429
>> Driving
Time to terrify these girls

>>34162429
>Driving
Is it that time of day already? Get ready girls, you have no idea what you're in for!

>>34162429
>> Driving

>>34162429
> Driving

>The crew has nightmares for weeks.

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>>34162429
>Driving

Do a barrel roll

>>34162429
> Loading
So if Trudy is gonna go through her strongest points first, then Gunnery and Driving will be the last?

Bad idea to total the Panzer until we get through the entire procedure.

>>34162495
Those tankette drivers were hella good

>>34162536
Its a tankette. All they've got is crazy good driving.

And am I the only one who pictures naughty tank waifus when they hear "tankette"?

>>34162429
>Loading
Guys, please, we can't destroy a tank yet, we're using those.

>>34162573
>>And am I the only one who pictures naughty tank waifus when they hear "tankette"?
Not any more you're not.

>>34162429
> Driving

>>34162603
Well now I feel like I've accomplished something.

> Driving

…

…

“How?” asks Maho. You all stand around the Panzer IV, which has managed to flip over on its side despite the fact that there are no hills for miles and you were doing your damndest to be careful in driving that thing. Thankfully, nobody was hurt, well except for their brains when they try to comprehend how it was done.

You shrug. “What can I say? I drive like the devil.”

Erika says, “The devil at least keeps all four wheels on the ground.”

“Well, perhaps you should learn to drive a car first before you learn how to drive a tank, yes?” says Maho. You nod. Maybe after the tournament’s done, you can do that.

> Loading
> Gunnery
> Break for Lunch
> Write in

>>34162675
>Loading

Lets do something less dangerous. Like handle live ammo.

>>34162675
>> Break for Lunch
>Talk to Disney or Naval Merchants
>Introduce Eirka to the Stupa Series IV!

It's ready right?

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>>34162675
> Gunnery
Well the worst suck fest is over at least. Let's get another minor one out of the way.

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>>34162675
Shouldn't that be all 16 wheels?

>>34162675
>Write in
Drive the tank now that it's on it's side, we can't possibly make it any worse
I am grinning so hard right now, I can't stop. Send help.

>>34162675
>“Well, perhaps you should learn to drive a car first before you learn how to drive a tank, yes?” says Maho. You nod. Maybe after the tournament’s done, you can do that.


But we drove a Hellcat just fine? Also Cars and Tanks have a completely different mechanism when it comes to driving?

>>34162742
>But we drove a Hellcat just fine?
We crashed that thing too

>>34162755
But we managed to keep the tracks onto the road?

We just flipped a tank much heavier then the Hellcat is on it's side without any hills or bumps

>>34162742
>>34162774
I really hate to be that guy, but none of those sentences needed question marks.

>>34162795
Sorry those question marks were out of habit and I was thinking out loud when I wrote that trying to recall the racing event.

I wonder how our other crews are doing either taking orders or doing other tank positions?

>>34162850
It's no big deal, it just reminds me of those people who always put an upward inflection at the end of every sentence.

>>34162675
> Gunnery

>>34162675
>> Gunnery
I forgot to vote

>>34162675
> Gunnery

> Gunnery

You focus in on the target. You’ve seen Nancy do this a lot of times but it’s never occurred to you for you to actually learn how to fire the main gun of a tank. This should be interesting, and fun! You’ve got an M4 Sherman as a target, with the frontal armor at a 45 degree angle away from your gun and 500 meters away.

“Right!” says Erika. “You will strike true the enemy and render their tank inoperable. You must strike accurately, and you must strike quickly! Fire at will!”

You fire. The tracer zooms across your view, then harmlessly plinks off the turret’s side armor. Ah, damn it.

“When I say accurately, I mean aim for weakpoints,” says Erika.

The M4 Sherman fires back, and immediately blows your Panzer IV to pieces.

> KO: PANZER IV AUSF. H (COMP. SPEC.)
> KILL CREDITED TO: Maho Nishizumi

Okay, maybe you’ll leave the gunnery to Nancy.

> Loading
> Break for Lunch
> Write in

>>34163069
>> Break for Lunch
>>34162708
DO these things

>>34163069
> Loading

Wooops! Butterfingers!

>>34163069
>Break for Lunch

>>34163069
> Break for Lunch

>>34163069
>> Break for Lunch
A small one

>>34162195
>Shit. What’s the German/Japanese word for left? Um.
Links. Right is Rechts.

>>34163069
> Loading

> Break for Lunch

You all sit around in the hangar, having a bit of rice curry, shrimp, and egg rolls made by Kuromorimine. They taste absolutely delectable, but strangely, you can’t help but think that maybe they spiked them with steroids. You’re not even particularly suspicious of them, that was just a random thought that won’t leave your head. Steroids aren’t even able to lace food for crying out loud.

You sit with your staff, watching as the Black Forest Peak loaders compete with your loaders. Erika herself apparently used to be a loader. “You’ve taken care of Stupa I see, but unfortunately that will not elicit any sympathy from me when I crush you!”

Wendy says, “Bring it, bitch.”

They roll up their sleeves and start armwrestling. The girls all cheer and shout in support of their hometeam. This is like that scene from Predator except girly.

Erika grits her teeth, sweating. “You have spunk! But Japanese and German steel is superior to your foreign ways!”

“I’d say the same to you!” says Wendy, growling through her teeth.

Erika huffs. “At least you are not Kuznetsov!”

“Ah, you got wrecked by her too?” asks Wendy. Erika nods. “Damn!” They both still wrestle each other’s arms, neither gaining progress. “We’ve got common ground then!”

> Loading
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>34163392
>Talk to someone (Team Disney)
You guys ok? I know you're not exactly used to this sort of thing.

>>34163360
Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIiMhSvtrGc

>>34163392
>>34163410
Yeah let's do this

>>34163392

Do this thing >>34163410

>>34163392
>> Loading
>> Talk to someone (Talk to Disney)
See how their doing.

Also Talk to the crews about their progress in other positions.

Also Cheer Erika on

>>34163392
> Talk to someone (Disney)
Before they end up like with Donald Duck's "vacation" in In Der Fuhrer's Face.

> Talk to someone (Clara)
> "Oh my, Clara! Look at all these Panthers lined-up here. Guess yours isn't much of a stand out STAR as you think it is."
See >>34162042

Btw, are't we getting a phonecall from them today?

Please let them say yes....

>>34163579
>>34162042

Though originally, i rather have Delinquent have it. Ye know, warcrime, delinquency...

But i support any motion to get ersatz P.

>>34163641
You know what, I kind of want to make it look like a M10 just because having it different compared to the Delinquent's panther, is a must for our team

> Loading

The gun shatters the air inside, and out pops the casing. “LOAD!” yells the Kuromorimine commander. Ah shit. “LOAD!” she yells again.

“Pool-san, when you load, you must always have some shell on hand!” yells Erika.

“Yeah, yeah!” you quickly dig through the ammunition. The simulation target is an M4 Sherman about 500 meters away with the armor at a 45 degree angle away from the gun. Thusly, a standard Armor Piercing Ballistic Capped High Explosive shell should suffice. IF ONLY YOU COULD FIND SUCH A THING-

“LOAD, POOL-SAN!” yells the gunner.

“OKAY, OKAY!” you yell. You shove in a round. Fuck it, whatever. The gun fires again.

And harmlessly splatters pink right across the Sherman’s armor. Ah fuck, that was a paint round.

The Commander yells, “That was a paint round! Load anything else but that!”

Ah shit. The labels are all in GERMAN.

> Load the one with the green cap
> Load the one with the black cap
> Load the one with the pink cap (That was the paint round)
> Load the one with the white cap

>>34163673
Just slap the F-type turret on it and call it a day.

>>34163641
>>34163673
Clara might just do it by having her Cheerleaders take the side panels off of one of her halftracks, fashion it into its appropriate shape, then bolt in into the side of the Panther turret.

>>34163808
>Load the one with the black cap

>>34163808
>> Load the one with the black cap
Black is a good color to see on a tank round right?

>>34163808
>Load the one with the black cap

>>34163843
Sure, why not.

>>34163808
> Load the one with the green cap
Is the white one a smoke round?

>>34163896
Probably.

>>34163811
>F-type turret
Can we do that?

German clarification?

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa188/kimikobo/SUMMER%202011/Metalammo75cm-1.jpg

Does this help?

> Load the one with the black cap

You take the one with the black cap and ram it into the breech. “Loaded!” you yell.

“Fire!”

The shot flies. You check out the side turret hatch, a bit of a tight squeeze with the turret skirts, and see if it penetrates or not. It flies right into the frontal armor with a dull burst of an explosion. That definitely looked like a penetration. “We got it, Pool-san! Good job!”

“Nice!” you yell. “Um, ganbatte! Yeah!”

They all yell, “Ganbatte!”

You have no idea what that means but they seem to like you saying it.

…

…

You all stand in the Hangar. “Right. This concludes the public portion of our workshop.” Everyone groans, tired, dirty, greasy, and flat out exhausted. Maho quickly pulls up her book of insults. “If looks could kill, you are so ugly that you could revive someone.” She blinks, trying to make heads or tails of it.

> - 20 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWS.

You sigh as Maho comes up to you. “Pool-san. Are there any crews you would like to recommend for the overnight training?”

> WHICH CREWS WOULD YOU LIKE TO INSTANTLY ELITE? (Costs 40 CP each, 30% morale will be drained and they will not be available for the remainder of the day.)

> Team Campfire
> Team Shuffle
> Team Thunderchild
> Team Irish Brigade
> Team Star
> Team Pinprick
> Team Steel
> Team Disney
> Team Machina

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>>34163933

>>34164143
>TeamSteel

Obviouly the newer teams.

>>34164143
>Team Star.


Hey Clara, get good!

>>34164143
>> Team Irish Brigade
At least these, they're at 27% they'll never make it to Elite otherwise

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>>34164143
>> Team Star

As our newest team, I feel we should train them up the quickest

>>34164143
>Team Irish Brigade
They need it the most and I dunno if we can afford to elite any more crews.

>>34164143
>> Team Star
>> Team Steel
>> Team Irish Brigade

Only if we get to finish Irish Brigade apology first

>>34164172
>>34164187
>>34164210

So why don't we get all of three-

>>Costs 40 CP each
....fuck.

>>34164143
In terms of priority

> Team Steel
followed by
> Team Star

Elite Jumbo Pershing. What else can I say to that?

I doubt any more CP will be spend for more than 1 though.

>>34164143
> Team Star
> Team Steel
> Team Irish Brigade
> Team Thunderchild

These are our lowest crew members in terms of experience.

We have 165 cp +30 we get from this exercise.

>>34164161

I'm wondering if German will allow an F-type turret to be put on Team Star?

>>34164386
>spending all our CP right before the finals
Let's not do that

>>34164418
We gain more on Wednesday and Friday not to mention I think we gain 2CP per day

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So... i scrounge this from latest thread.
Anyone can help me read this?

>>34164143
For now make it either
> Team Star
Pershing man, or
> Team Irish Brigade

>>34164143
>Team Steel

Only one should be enough. maybe they will be noticed int eh finals and be invited to the army colelge too?

>>34164448
When is the Finals?

>>34164467
You alright there, Anon?
Not having a stroke, are you?

>>34164523
Saturday.

> Team Steel
> Team Star
> Team Irish Brigade

> -120 CP
> + 30 CP

“Alright,” says Maho. “They will report to us no sooner than 17:30 PM. We will drill them hard and long and turn them into Ace tankers by then. Until then, Pool-san.” She bows to you, then you bow to her as well.

“Thank you, Maho,” you say. “You’ve been a real help to us.”

Erika smiles. “It is our duty to help our lesser sisters achieve and succeed.”

Maho nods as well, then quickly pulls out a book entitled: The Great Manual of Praises, Compliments, and Feel-Good Statements. She says, “You are doing very good and you must continue your progress as such and stay the course.”

You smile. “Yeah, thanks, Maho. I feel a lot better now!”

“Ganbatte,” they both say.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>34164713
>Talk to Disney
>Finish the Irish Brigade before they are sent off to Tanking hell

>>34164713
>Talk to teams Steel, Star and Irish Brigade
>Give them your condolences

>>34164713
Do the things! >>34164749

>>34164713
> Talk to someone (Disney)
Load more shells! More shells! SHELLS! Heil Maho! More shells! Heil Maho! Heil Maho! HEIL MAHO! Keep loading shells!

> Talk to someone (Irish Brigade)
And they think they're sorry now. Hoo boy.

>>34164713
>Talk to someone (Disney and the Victims)
Ask Disney how they're doing and give those poor bastards our condolences before they get dragged away screaming.

> Talk to someone

“I think you guys got through it okay!” says you to Team Disney. “At the very least, you aren’t Clara, Fairless or Pinkerton.”

Fairless says, “I’m never going to forgive you for this.” You pout at her. She sighs, rolling her eyes as she walks away. Damn. Looks like you might be out a kiss or two.

Barbera says, “Well, good riddance at least. Hopefully Wednesday practice will be a little less fast paced.” She looks down at her uniform. “Now if you’ll excuse us, we oughta go get changed.”

You nod. “Yeah.” You look over to see Clara, getting dragged by the arm by a pair of Black Forest Peak students.

“LEMME GO, CRETINS! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO TODAY DOESN’T MEAN I WANT TO GO!” She yells. “GIRLS!” The Cheerleaders come to block their advance, only to be met with a glare from Maho. They were slaughtered to a man, emotionally so, and beat a hasty retreat. “AH, DAMN IT!” Clara screams as she’s dragged kicking and screaming.

GOOD THING YOU AREN’T HER, HEHEHE.

Pinkerton says, “Well, at least we have an excuse.” She looks over at you. “So, you coming or what?”

> Yeah
> Actually… (Anything to do?)
> Write in

>>34165031
>Yeah
Time to get to it!

>>34165031
>> Actually… (Bring Betty)

This is a good lesson for her. Pinkerton needs courage to do this and Betty needs to learn to accept any mistakes or reluctance she has to do the things that need to be done

>>34165031
>> Yeah
Let's go

>>34165031
>Actually… (Anything to do?)
Yell after Clara "GET GOOD, SCRUB!"

>>34165031
Going with this >>34165090

She might as well tag along. Unity to all those who used to be under Fredendall yoke and stuff.

>>34165031
I support this >>34165090

Because it seems like a good idea.

> Yeah

You nod. “Yeah.” You grab Betty before she leaves. “Come on, Betty, let’s go!”

“Why’s she coming?” asks O’Bannon.

“Because she needs an important lesson in accountability and responsibility: namely in the neighborhood of learning when you’ve made a mistake and apologizing for it. Yeah?” They all shrug. “Yeah. Okay, let’s go.”

With that, you, your staff, Betty, and the Hall Monitors leave the Tankery HQ. So far, Hall Monitors pass you by, delivering letters of apologies to dormhouses and other residential areas. As Pinkerton says, “We spent quite a bit of time getting all those out.”

O’Bannon says, “Really. You mean I and every other fecking Hall Monitor worth her salt wrote those. You just typed it out.”

“I helped, that’s what matters,” says Pinkerton. O’Bannon huffs, crossing her arms and puffing her cheeks out. “Anyway, you still have to give that speech. Hopefully you can do it.”

“I dunno. I’m not feeling up to it,” says O’Bannon. “Hundreds of students judging me… gloating at me weakness! It’ll be a bloodbath!”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>34165262
>> Boast

>>34165262
>> Boast
>We'll be right behind you, just say what you mean with sincerity just a bit more clean?

>>34165262
>Boast
Oh come off it, you've practiced haven't you? Are you really this much of a pussy?!

>>34165262
>> Boast
It'll be a gangrape at most

>>34165262
>Boast

> Boast

“Oh, you’ll be fine, O’Bannon! At most, it’ll be a gangrape!” O’Bannon looks at you as if you had just cast a plague upon her potato crops. “Just blow through it, get through it, deal through it, like we discussed, okay? It won’t be nothing I tell you!”

O’Bannon sighs. “I suppose you are right, but sheesh, if you had dynamite for brains you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose I reckon.”

“… was that a compliment?”

“No.”

…

…

The auditorium is packed with students, apparently waiting on the Hall Monitors making the official apology. Ah, this is gonna be bad, you can feel it. YOU HAVE TO STOP IT. O’Bannon carefully leafs through the apology, only a page or two thick, while Pinkerton actually does her best to reassure her. “You’ll be fine, Irene. Next thing you know, we’ll be loved again by the students, it may take time, but so do all good things, okay?”

Irene nods. “Alright!”

…

“You gonna get up there?” asks Lisa.

Irene turns around. “Fuck this. There’s too many people.”

> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.
> Pinkerton, maybe you should read it out
> Write in

>>34165587
>Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.
You're already committed, there's no turning back now!

>>34165587
>> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.
Go and take it like a woman

>>34165587
> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.
> Write in
Call the assembled students to attention, then pass the stage on to O'Bannon.

>>34165587
>Pinkerton, maybe you should read it out

We (Gertude and Betty) should be up there with her, standing back a bit.
Solidarity and all.

>>34165587
> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.
"If you don't, they'll finish what the potato famine started."

>>34165587
> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.

>>34165587
>> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.

Stereotype jokes--low brow, but always satisfying.

>>34165587
>> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.

> Get your potato peeling railroad building Irish disaporing ass up there.

“Get up there, O’Bannon. Your parents made the trek from Ireland to America damn it. If they could do that, you can give a measly little speech!”

O’Bannon says, “You know, this stereotyping business is getting really fecking old ya wee gasbagging gobshite! You’re having a fecking laugh aren’t you!?”

“Just get up there!” you say. O’Bannon huffs as she turns and walks up the stage. You all follow her up, then stand behind her. Oh great, there are cameras from the Film Club here to film this live. That’ll sure help O’Bannon’s psyche.

O’Bannon sighs as everyone starts quietening down.

…

Pinkerton nudges her a bit. “I know what to do you fecking-“ The mic creaks a bit, amplifying her yell. O’Bannon blushes a little as she begins reading. “Ehm… uh…” Her hands shake a bit. “Good evening, everyone! Are we all having a laugh?” There are some murmurs of confusion. “Ehehehe… yeah, Alana wrote that. Thank you very much, Alana, your speech making skills are obviously on the level of the great Michael Collins.” You gesture for her to move forward. “Right, right… we have uh… called this assembly to discuss the conduct of the Student Security Services. First off… we are indeed really fe-“ Alana kicks her in the back of the ankle. “… corrupt. And…” She grits her teeth.

This is so bad it’s not even wrong.

> Let her continue
> Try to nudge her forward
> Write in

Got confirmation we can get the F-Type Turret, I rather only get one but for who Delinquents or Cheerleaders.

I kind of like the Delinquents more to have it and also for the fact their team leaders

>>34165890
>Try to nudge her forward
She's part of our team, if she's in trouble it's our duty to assist her.

>>34165890
> Try to nudge her forward

>>34165890
>Put a hand on her shoulder and tell her to relax.

>>34165890

This >>34165929
>Put a hand on her shoulder and tell her to relax.

>>34165929
This is nice

>>34165890
This >>34165929

> Write in

You step forward and place a hand on her shoulder. “Relax, Irene.” The students immediately begin whispering to each other. Ah jeez. O’Bannon blushes a little, then goes back to reading the speech set out for her.

She takes a deep breath and says, “Alright, shut the hell up.” Everyone goes quiet. “Right.” She tosses the speech aside. Pinkerton’s eyes widen, but she says nothing and simply goes along with it. “Now listen and listen good. We the Hall Monitors have learned an important lesson not just in responsibility, but in accountability. As your Student Security, you rely on us to protect you and serve you. And we have strayed from that path ever so… badly. Instead, we were acting a bunch of fecking gobshites what gone and act like muscle for some Cory in the House bitch. So I want to say, on behalf of the entire Student Security Services Hall Monitors, sorry. We deeply apologize for wronging you, and I’m sure we have at some point wronged you in some way. We will do our best to make it up to you, but that will never be enough I am sure. If anything, we are not looking for your forgiveness, we know we may never get that again. We seek only one thing, your trust. We trust you all to be the best students you can be both in the classroom and out. So… yes. Just- Just don’t commit crimes, and we’ll not take any greenbacks on the side anymore. Okay?”

The students all murmur agreements, nodding or simply flatout saying “Yes.” They begin a small applause for O’Bannon, whose cheeks start lighting up like a Christmas tree.

“Yeah, yeah… Thanks.” She turns away from the podium and towards you all. “How the feck did I do?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>34166176
>> Boast

>>34166176
>> Boast
>Pat her on the back.

>>34166176
>Boast
That was pretty damn impressive, especially for off-the-cuff.

>>34166176
> Boast

>The students immediately begin whispering to each other

Heh.

>>34166176
>> Boast
Fantastic

>You step forward and place a hand on her shoulder. “Relax, Irene.” The students immediately begin whispering to each other. Ah jeez
Shite

>>34166176
>Neutral

Terrible. Should have made a nazist joke there.

>>34166176
>Boast

God Save Ireland.

>>34166176
>> Boast

Wonderfully, just wonderfully.

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>>34166176
>> Boast

>mfw a whole bunch of anons are watching me work.

its scary.

>>34166238
>>34166227
You guys are making a mountain out of an anthill

> Boast

You smile at her. “I think you did just fine! Look at them! See all those smiles?” You turn her head to the crowd. They all smile and chat, as if nothing even happened. Well, at least that’s something. “I think you may have won back the crowd if I do say so myself.”

O’Bannon smiles lightly. “You think so?”

“I know so.”

Pinkerton nods. “Yep. Good stuff.” She pats O’Bannon the back. “Good job, Irene. I figured you could do it.”

“Ah, shut it you shite,” says Irene embarrassedly. “You’re gonna make me red like a English pussy.”

> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: Faugh a Ballagh!
> Team Irish Brigade’s Loyalty is now yours!
> If there’s anything you know about Irish people, it’s how angry they can get. They channel their rage into a IRISH RAM, allowing them to ram a vehicle hard enough to knock it out without incurring damage to themselves, and also shocking nearby tanks in the process.

You gently pat her on the cheek, then lead her out. “Come on, girls! How about we have some dinner to celebrate!”

The Kuromorimine girls slide in front of you. “Hold it right there. Your training begins now,” says Maho.

“Ah shite.” Pinkerton and O’Bannon are quickly overpowered and dragged out of the auditorium, kicking and screaming. That just leaves you with Betty and your crew.

Kitten asks, “So, where to, Trudy?”

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>34166528
>> Head Somewhere (Specify)
Let's head back to the dorm and make something

>>34166528
>> Head Somewhere (Dinner/Junior Loyalty Quest)
>> Talk to someone (Betty)
Learned anything?
>> Call Someone (Kursk)
We were supposed to get a call from them today.

>>34166528
>> Head Somewhere (Specify)

Get dinner, bring Betty, discuss the events.

>>34166528
Head home and invite our crew.

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>>34166528
>> Call Someone (Specify)
The Shop
- T-34/76 MODEL 1943 (76.2mm F-34 Gun): 5,000
- T-34/85 MODEL 1945 (85mm Zis-S-53 Gun): 5,000

Queue up more upgrades. Our last tank will be ready tomorrow morning.

Also guys.

I think we need to reverse morale drop.

>>34166528
>Head Somewhere (Betty chooses)
>Call Someone (Rochelle)
Are you feeling better?

Please don't kill me, I just like little cute girls.

>>34166528>> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: Faugh a Ballagh!
>> Team Irish Brigade’s Loyalty is now yours!
>> If there’s anything you know about Irish people, it’s how angry they can get. They channel their rage into a IRISH RAM, allowing them to ram a vehicle hard enough to knock it out without incurring damage to themselves, and also shocking nearby tanks in the process.


I'm trying to imagine if we had this during Koingsburg how a Chaffee will ram and knock out a Tiger I, and it is priceless

>>34166608

Wait, scratch that upgrade list:
T26E5 Jumbo Pershing [5] (C)
M24 Chaffee [5] (C)
Panther Ausf. G [5] (C)

All upgrade to Elite: 30,000

>>34166602
And Betty,

>>34166619
With that move, our last fight is going to get ugly.

>>34166528
>>34166570
>>34166608
Sure, adding my vote to this as well.

But Not for the T-34/76 model but the T-34/57 instead.

Also I want to add

-Stug III Ausf G
-Panther Ausf F (Or F-type turret) for deliquents to the shop

>>34166528
>> Talk to someone (Betty)
>"So, what do you think? At some point, you might be overseeing these changes in the system. Think you're up to the challenge of sustaining this even up to Senior year?"

And start queuing these up >>34166640 for instant Eliting, though I think it'll be for later on or starting tomorrow after Maho has put these teams through their paces.

>>34165903
I actually only put forth the superficial changes from Panther G to ersatz M10 not on a basis for improvement (to be fair, I thought the G model was pretty much a dead-end upgrade w/o going into Jagdpanther territory), but to merely serve as a visual or iconic distinction.

And I thought I could get it done without any effort or spending on Trudy's part too, since it looks like a straight up applique patch (which was already placed beforehand in this case) that's only crafted to look like a profile of a Wolverine turret. Clara seems like the type that would rather flaunt the changes that she had a personal hand in doing.

>>34166640
Dude, their not going to be elite until tomorrow.

>>34166703
But the Type F-turret is a thing and gives the turret more armor and less weight from what I read about it so I think it's a decent upgrade.

As for who gets it, I think the delinquents due to them being team leaders but either way I think at least upgrading one between the two will be a good idea

>>34166789

And the work won't be started until tomorrow.

Theres still a tank being upgraded, ready tomorrow.

> Head Somewhere (Your dorm)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)

You and your crew decide to head on down to your dorm. Betty follows you as well, just for kicks. You say, “So, did you learn anything, Betty?”

Betty places her finger to her lip, thinking. “Hm… accountability?”

“Always a good and healthy thing to account for your actions. You are decently popular you know? But think of what might happen if you were to say come out and be pregnant with someone’s child.” You lean into her. “You’re not pregnant, right?”

“Of course not!” she says. “I’m no slut! Though, then again, I imagine I would like to see what it’s like to have sex with a boy some day.” She sighs in bliss. “But anyway, lessons are learned, Gertrude!”

You smile. “Great!”

“Irregardless,” says Nancy. “It’s not just accountability that accounts for assertiveness, it’s also an amazing action of an administration and their audacity in arduous actions.”

“Yeah,” you say as you pull out your cellphone. “That too.” You call up Mr. Mishka.

“Hello, Gertrude. Something you need?”

> WANTED FOR PURCHASE
>> UPGRADE: T26E5 Jumbo Pershing to ELITE: 10,000 Dollars
>> UPGRADE: M24 Chaffee to ELITE: 10,000 Dollars
>> UPGRADE: Panther Ausf. G: 10,000 Dollars

> CONFIRM?
> Y/N
> Other

>>34166932
Y

>>34166932
>Y

Kind of want to get the pricing on the Stug III Ausf G

and the Panther with the Type F turret.

>>34166932
> Y

Oh Hell yes!

>>34166932
>Y
No point in having elite crews without elite tanks.

>>34166932
> Y

>>34166932
>Other

Is your refrigerator running

>>34166932
>Y

>>34166932
>“Of course not!” she says. “I’m no slut! Though, then again, I imagine I would like to see what it’s like to have sex with a boy some day.” She sighs in bliss. “But anyway, lessons are learned, Gertrude!”
Too much information, Betty.

>>34163392
>Erika huffs. “At least you are not Kuznetsov!”
>“Ah, you got wrecked by her too?” asks Wendy. Erika nods. “Damn!” They both still wrestle each other’s arms, neither gaining progress. “We’ve got common ground then!”

Late comment, but Erika and Wendy try to double team Orly. Orly handles them both in more ways than one.

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>Irregardless

Stop saying that Nancy.

>>34167218
She won't ever

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>>34167156

For shame, Anon.

>>34167218
I'm waiting for the moment she actually says it right and everybody else calls her out on it.

>>34167206
Considering on all what is said and done in this series and what some characters did IC, this seems to be pretty innocent and clean.

> Y

> - 30,000 DOLLARS

“Alright. We’ll get everything squared away. Looks like we’re on the final stretch, Gertrude. Better make the week count!”

“Yeah, thanks, Mr. Mishka. Hope you’ll be there for the match, yeah?”

“Yes!”

With that, you hang up. You continue the walk on to your dorm, when you spy something. Kitten says, “That ISU-152 looks very familiar.” No, it can’t be. Lying on top of it wearing nothing but a tanktop and her top coveralls wrapped around her waist, is Oryola Kuznetsov. She looks as dirty as ever, with grease painting her cheeks, dirt covering her forehead, and oil splattered all over her white tanktop. Her armpits surprisingly clean though.

She turns up her sunglasses and looks down at you all. “Ah, kotyonok and company!” She turns off and drops down to your level, then gives you a tug of your cheek. “Dorogaya moya! It is been long, too long!” You swear you can feel the mud on her fingers mar your cheek.

You smile at her anyways though. “What’s up, Oryola? I was expecting a call, not a visit.”

“I figure I would come visit Lafayette Girls Academy again, in preparation for your match against Ooarai Girls Academy, da?” She grins toothily at that. “As for practice match, I have attempted to set something up, but ITL is restricting matches before the finals, unfortunately, a full team battle cannot be set up between us. I am very sorry.”

You frown a bit. “Ah, that’s fine,” you say. Shame, you were looking forward to that. “You came all this way to tell me that?”

“Da!” She crosses her arms. “I think it impersonal to reject people by phone. Da? Especially for someone as krasavitsa and umnitsa, kotyonok.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>34167347
>> Boast
>> Write in
Drag her to the baths.

Shes staying the night.

>>34167347
>> Boast

>>34167347

This. >>34167380
So that.
All the that.

Then dinner

>>34167347
>> Boast

Isn't she cold? It's December, isn't it?

>>34167347
> Boast
I kinda lost you at the closing sentence there, but that's very considerate of you to come here!

>>34167347
.....Of coarse ITL will cancel matches before finals.

>>34167347
>> Boast
That's Trudy probably
Invite her in for dinner too
I like Orly more than Fairless and Kitten but she came in super late

>>34167347
Wash the dirty commie, oh and Kitten too!

>>34167418
Perhaps smaller engagements are legal?

>>34167347
>Boast
I love Orly.

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>>34167401
>Isn't she cold?
Russian.

>>34167439
Promote Kitten from snugglebunny to commiewasher?

>>34167401
Orly is so Russian that General Winter tells her to put some clothes on because its to cold outside.

>>34167347
Well all my hopes and dreams to Elite more of our tanks besides the Panzer IV are gone down the drain.

This is kind of depressing, We really should had accepted the offer from Ace about a full match because I find it frustrating

>>34167347
> Boast
> Drag her to the baths.

>>34167501
Nah.

>>34167501

Its not so bad. Most of our other crews are at a high level of proficiency.

>>34167501
Nope Winter Ball rules

>>34167478

With as much grease is on the girl, we're gonna need to break out dish soap and a stiff brush.

>>34167501
I'm just chilling and focusing on what can be accomplished next (like earning Loyalty) instead of relying more on Hail Mary tosses or agonizing over "What could've been?" now.

>Tanks? Already good
>Character Interactions with crews that got the least screen time? Needs more fleshing out, dump in more ideas

>>34167606

Tie her to the front of the tank.

Go through a car wash.

>>34167347
> Boast
> "If you get into a wrestling match against Wendy and Erika at the same time we can call it even."

>>34167606

Stop! I can only get so erect.jpg

> Boast

You smile. “I have no fucking clue what you just called me but I’ll assume it’s something nice.”

She gives a smirk and the half-lidded eyes to you. “Da, it means something nice, kotyonok.” She grins again, baring one of her overgrown fangs. “Anyway, I must be to get going, da? You enjoy the lovely winter night with your crew.”

“Actually,” you say. “How about you have dinner with us? We get to know you better, yeah?”

“Oh, I would not want to… how you say… improvise on you.”

“I think the word is impose.”

She wags her finger. “Da, that.”

You grab her arm, dragging her along. “Come on! You should taste my homecooking, you ever have gumbo? Because it’s fucking amazing!”

“Ah… I suppose I can stay one night, kotyonok.” She scratches the back of her head. “Though, my sister was expecting me to come back at some point.”

“Ah, forget her,” you say. With that, you all step into your dorm.

> Get started on the cooking
> Take a shower
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>34167571
I guess? I just find it frustrating and I got my hopes up for nothing at all.

The One on One match with Ace felt very unsatisfying and the benefits we got from her didn't help much at all.

I was hoping with a match with Kursk (a team I kind of wanted to fight against along with Oorai but were hard to choose) to at least get the Panzer IV and the Hellcat up to Elite with the match alone only to be denied by 'ITL' regulations. It's.....something I want to curse a lot for but I'm trying my best to keep myself civil here

>>34167676
>Take a shower
We will cleanse her if it kills us!

>>34167676
> Get started on the cooking
> Suggest Orly take on Wendy and Erika in a wrestling match.

>>34167606
>Enlist the help of the Naval Engineers
They're probably the only ones with access to industrial strength cleaning materials.
Loyalty.

>>34167685

Easy Eight anon?

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>>34167676
> Take a shower with Oryola

>>34167676
> Get started on the cooking
> Take a shower
Let's get started and then Nancy can take over while we shower

>>34167676
Time for commie washin'

>>34167676
>Other
Drag Oryola into the shower
No mercy

>>34167676
>> Get started on the cooking
>>other
Push Orly into the shower

We might need to send kitten in after her

>>34167676
Wash the dirty commie.

>>34167550
>>34167581
>>34167647
But we could have had both. That is what angers me.

Ace was our last chance to get some practice in before Oorai, That wasn't a Hail Mary toss that was an offer we declined and anything we tried to set up blew up in our faces.

If the Russian objects, we tell her it's her punishment for losing

>>34167676
>> Take a shower
Let's drag in Orly too

>>34167707
One of the supporters of the Easy Eight. Why?

>>34167676
> Take a shower
I don't think Trudy's taken a shower yet even after all that training.
> Cook afterwards.

>>34167685
Have you tried chilling the fuck out?

>>34167815
Eh, he can rant about the match if he wants, I had my turn ranting about Graf yesterday.

>>34167747
>>But we could have had both.
No, we could have attended the ball, but we would have taken the rest of the day away from everyone, all their prep time and whatever. A single match is not worth making people upset by potentially screwing up an event that only happens once a year. They deserved a day off for it.

>>34167773

Your inability to let things go reminded me of the Easy Eight anon. It's done. It's over. The horse is long dead and buried, no need to beat it again.

>>34167845
Wait, you're different people?

Have you chilled the fuck out yet?

>>34167900
>Wait, you're different people?
I'm honestly surprised about that

>>34167900
Still a bit buttmad, but the retconning helped some. I still think she's an awful character, though, but that's a different issue.

>>34167900

I was convinced that Easy Eight guy, Graf medal guy, and German pride guy were all the same person to be honest.

>>34167918
You shouldn't be: I was against the match myself, and I don't know too much about tanks. I'm mostly here for story and shenanigans.

>>34167955
I'm only the second guy, sorry to ruin your headcanon.

>>34167955
And maybe T-34 pricing guy too.

>>34167955
>>34167982
That was my theory as well, but apparently not.

> Take a shower

“How did you… how you say… convince me to do this?” asks Oryola. You and her stand under the shower. You’re busy scrubbing away at the muck and grime on her body, and so far, you’re not even making a dent. It’s INCHES in strength you reckon. At this rate, she’s probably not as wide as you think she is based on how much dirt and mud is on her.

You say, “Remember? I gave you a taste, then I said you wouldn’t have the rest unless you showered.”

“Chyort.” She huffs as she crosses her powerful arms over her breasts. “Your cooking is like the delight of Gods if they were Italian, da?” You smile at that. “Da, then. But only once, you understand?”

You nod. “We’ll be done soon, don’t worry.”

>=[| ONE HOUR LATER |]=<

You and Oryola bust out of the shower. Oryola is shiny and squeaky clean, the best you can manage. Everyone is in awe.

“Holy shit,” says Kitten. “She’s clean!”

Oryola huffs, grumbling. “I feel terrible. I feel naked! Can I-“ She points outside.

“Not until you eat.” You hand her a bowl of gumbo. She glares at you, then proceeds to start eating her gumbo, continuing to glare at you.

> Prepare for Bed
> Eat Dinner
> Invite someone over (Specify)
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>34167955
>German pride guy were all the same person to be honest.
What was this from?

>>34168032
>> Eat Dinner
> Talk to someone (Specify)

Call Clara and tell her all about the tasty gumbo you are eating. Make her suffer.

>>34168032
>> Eat Dinner
>> Talk to someone (Specify)
Talk to Orloya sister. Tell her we somehow cleaned Orloya.

>>34168032
> Eat Dinner
> Show Orly the video of Wendy pulling the scout car

>>34168032
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Eat Dinner
Today was fun

>>34168032
>> Eat Dinner
>> Talk to someone (Specify)
General. With everyone

>>34167943
I can see how straitening out the medal timeline would help, I guess the rest is just personal taste as to characters. If you were still ranting about it several threads down the line, like this guy, you can probably see why it would not be appreciated though.

>>34168044

The guy who became convinced that Schteel hated Germans and started going off about how Schteel's obviously fake German was not in fact real German. He did it for few threads, then Germany beat U.S. in non-handegg football and his vengeful spirit was exorcised forever.

>>34168032
> Call Someone (Eliting Teams)
Are you dead?
> Call Someone (Can we call Rochelle see if she feels better?[/spoiler)

Are we awesome yet?

>>34168032
> Eat Dinner
> Talk to someone (Natalya)
"Your sister will be going back there tomorrow, hopefully still squeaky clean. Did she bring the entire Ukranian fields AND the Urals with her? Because it felt like that's the amount that was scrubbed off."

>>34168032
Take a picture