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>"And now I'll give control back to the 'real' Theresa," Theresa says, snapping her fingers.

Silence.

She's just staring at me.

"Umm, Theresa?" I call out, stretching out my arm so I can wave my hand in front of her face. "You there?"
"........." Theresa grimaces. "She did it again, didn't she. Took over my body and sexually harassed you, I mean."
"Well it wasn't so much harassment this time..." I say with a weak smile.
"-This time-?" she stares at me.

I probably should have worded that differently.

"I... I'm gonna go and get ready for school," Theresa mumbles as she gets up from the table. "Thanks for the food."
"No problem," I reply.

Muttering something under her breath, Theresa runs upstairs. I guess she's really embarrassed... or scared... or something, I dunno.

It's not like I don't completely understand how she feels, though.


>call allison
>get my things together
>call someone else
>follow theresa upstairs
>[OTHER]

>>34263514
>follow theresa upstairs

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>>34263480

Can't we just cuddle, Sun?

>>34263514

>call allison
>get my things together

>>34263536
>Calling Allison.
For what purpose?

>>34263514
>get my things together
>call allison

>you are both fools
>I will not be deterred
>you will be
>removed
Yoooooooo sun, calm the fuck down.
>>34263514
>get my things together
Time for wacky magical girl antics.

>get my things together
>follow theresa upstairs

>>34263514
>get my things together
>follow theresa upstairs

>get my things together
>follow theresa upstairs

>>34263514
Oops
>>34263600

>>34263480
Chill sun. We ain't gotta throw hands over this. Maybe restrain wasn't the right word. But we share the same head, so you should know I'm not too hot on the whole killing people just because.

>>34263514
>get my things together
>follow theresa upstairs

>>34263680
Lets be honest, if CC just beat them to death, she would have committed no crime.

>>34263514
>follow theresa upstairs

>>34263480
Ah shit, sun!

Cant we just calm down?

>>34263701
Them..?

Time to PRAISE THE SUN again.
>>34263514
>>get my things together

>>34263701
this is california(supposedly)

the police would have found a crime to arrest them for

>>34263514 >call allison >follow theresa upstairs

>>34263769
Doritos a la muerte and werebitch.

>>34263791
CC can do whatever she is white.

>>34263480

>call allison

Sue why not.

Arch, what perspective are the OPs like today in? Is the sun only talking to us, or could CC hear these, or is it something else?

>>34263791
I'm pretty sure Arch said this is the midwest, actually. NorCal's pretty sweet, though. (Though I may be a bit biased.)

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>>34263960
>Wanting C.C to talk like Sierra

If we combine C.C's texting and Sierra's speech patterns the monster that would create would be unstoppable

>>34263809
Oh them. Well, the no killing isn't a matter of legality, it's one of morality. That, and how the cops would come to those crime scenes and just go "nigga what the fuck."

>>34263999
Who's Sierra, exactly? Someone from another quest, I assume.

>>34263929
It's pretty much a monologue.
Cecile can't hear it, but you can read it.

>>34263999
Please keep your batshit logic out of this quest.

>>34264023
A quest MC that /tg/ plays like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>34263960
NorCal a shit.
I'm kidding, you guys are hella cool.

>writing

>>34264000
Does the government know about branches?

>>34264044
Ah, thanks.

>>34264048
Damn straight we are.

>>34264067
seems extremely likely that world governments know it, thought its likely kept secret and need-to-know by most of them

>>34264067

Some branches of the gov probably know.

Hue here. What you guys can tell me about midwest? It's peaceful in there or something like that?

>>34264207
>Murrika
>peaceful

>>34264207
Just pretend you're in a TV show.

>>34263480
>the weed
>it desires you

Even the Sun sees that Char likes us?

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>>34264048

It's the best.

>>34264067

I'd say there's a good chance considering what some of the powers are capable of. It's also apparently a thing outside the country too, if I remember right. I think there was a question in arch's ask.fm about this.

>>34264207
Depends? Minneapolis/St. Paul is easily the best metro area in the country, but there are a lot of complete shitholes like Detroit, Indianapolis, and St. Louis in the region, too.

>>34264207
The midwest is boring as fuck that's all you really need to know about it.

>>34264207
Large expanses of nothingness and Michigan and Illinois. So you can be in a peaceable but boring spot, or in a shithole where people actually live.

>>34264286
>Weed, Vine
Interesting that Sun can determine if powers are natural or granted.

>>34264310
Hey. Are you dissing corn?

>>34264330
Vine is the vine that disappears

Weed... what is the Sun's name for forest witches again?

>>34264330
I think it's referring to the power of the branch, not the genesis.

>>34264299
>It's also apparently a thing outside the country too, if I remember right.

Branch powers were here since the beginning of history at least, unlike some countries I could name.

You bet your ass they are Branch holders outside the US.

>>34264335
Oh course not I love corn.

>>34264349
>>34264361
No, it was clearly calling everyone we encountered Weed, and the only one we've met with Garderner/book influenced powers so far is Theresa. Who is being called a Vine.

>>34264415

Plus why would an invisibility power be called a vine?

>>34264362
>You bet your ass they are Branch holders outside the US.
Luiza's from Brazil and Irene's from Denmark. It's definitely not an America-onry thing.

Theresa is the vine and Alt Theresa is the weed.

>>34264461
Seemed to me like it was the other way around. It called Theresa a weed before we met Alt Theresa didn't it?

>>34264349
>the Sun's name for forest witches again

That which communes with the lesser.

>>34264488
oops,

Well Theresa is the weed and Alt Theresa is the vine

>>34264488
>>34264461
>>34264504
maybe it just calls them rude names to be rude

>>34264496
Ahhh right. Thanks anon.

>>34264504
Could Char be the Vine?

Maybe Char is a natural? She never had a gardener plant her.

>>34264446

There's a legend from the countryside saying if you born after six siblings you become a lycan. You based Luísa on that?

>>34264564
No because

>the vine
>it desires you
Charlotte has only proven to be a friend, she hasn't said anything about liking us as more than a friend, while Alt Theresa said outright that she loves us.

>it believes that it can restrain me
Refers to last session, where she said that she'll help us keep the Sun in check

>>34264611
Char is getting jealous over a girl kissing us, or us spending a night at another girl's place.

>>34264564

The vine is clearly Theresa/Otheresa. Though what >>34264651 says is true.

>>34264572
>seventh children
>Brazil

How is that country not overrun by werewolves yet?

>>34264611
>Refers to last session, where she said that she'll help us keep the Sun in check
Could be Charlotte or Theresa.

Goddammit them both so much! How do I chose?

>>34264678
*I love them

>>34264651
But she hasn't said anything about loving us or even having a crush.

While Alt Theresa said she loves us. Charlotte also has never said anything about helping us keep the Sun in check. So that completely rules that out.

>>34264662
>>34264678
Charlotte has never said she loves us or even desires us as more than a friend. Only Theresa really picked up that she's probably jealous. C.C is dense and the sun knows what C.C. knows.

>>34264713
>the sun knows what C.C. knows

It's clearly sharper than Cecile on some points.

>>34264662

It is the seventh son of the seventh son to be more precise.
But I think your point still remains.

>>34264747
on all points^
CC is a dummy.

>>34264747
So should we just let the sun do our thinking for us so we aren't as dense?

>>34264857
That picture creeps me right the hell out.

Should I call Allison?

Nah, she already knows that I slept over here. I'll just head home after school or something.

After collecting and washing the dishes that we used (I was raised better than to leave a mess in someone else's sink, that's just disgusting), I head over to the couch and go through my bag to make sure that I have everything that I'll need for school.

Books...

The day before yesterday's homework...

Yup, everything's here. With that out of the way, I place my phone on top of my backpack and grab my clothes off of an adjacent chair. Can't go to school in my pajamas, after all.

...well they're actually Theresa's pajamas, but still.


>[1/?]

>>34264900
That would be amusing.

>>34264857
It's Ok. Still much better than Ebola-chan.

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>>34264902
Guru does a lot of cool stuff, actually. I suggest checking him out.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=guru

>>34264900

I dunno, the Sun can be pretty dense too.

>>34264902

Still feeling the effects of the con crud?

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>>34264902
Unless you somehow find yourself in some kind of Magic School Bus/Silent Hill crossover you'll probably be fine.

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>>34264937
Did I hear someone say something about best girl?

>>34265044

Ebola-chan is love. Ebola-chan is death.

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>>34265044
Good luck Ebola-chan!

>>34264948
>Still feeling the effects of the con crud?
I have the occasional coughing fit when the lingering gunk in my lungs gets dislodged, but I'm otherwise mostly recovered at this point.


>>34264965
>Unless you somehow find yourself in some kind of Magic School Bus/Silent Hill crossover you'll probably be fine
I certainly hope that never happens.

>>34265044
Go back to the slum Ebola-chan!

I will see you in North America in a few month!

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>>34264965
>Magic School Bus/Silent Hill crossover

>>34265044
I love you Ebola-chan, good luck~

>>34265114
you should get a plague doctor "costume" for the next con you attend
both original and will keep you safe, i bet

>>34265044

Why isn't she black?

>>34265225
Asians are worse than the Jim Crow south about black people, but in a more passive-aggressive manner.

>>34264965

We can get this in the meantime though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn7SWpctUL4

>>34264935

"Hmm..."

Looking around, it doesn't seem like Theresa's about to come down any time soon. I could probably throw off these pajamas and change back into my own clothes without much trouble at all before she comes back.

But then I remember that she can go invisible and I really don't want a repeat of last night's bathroom debacle. That was embarrassing enough, and now there's the added danger of the other Theresa deciding that she wants to do more than just look.

Nope, it's to the bathroom with me!

>[2/3]

>>34265225
Obviously it's because she was created by the genetically inferior, degenerate mutant albino non-humans we call "Whites" to commit genocide on the poor, oppressed, racially superior African.

You should read this guy's book. It's a real mind-opener.
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/atlantean_conspiracy/atlantean_conspiracy30.htm

>>34265277
I wonder what random encounter awaits us in the bathroom.

Has Loki decided to guard our naked body?

>>34265332
How did you even find that?

>>34265277
>[3/3]

After walking up the stairs, I stop in front of Theresa's door. I kind of want to ask her if she's doing alright, but that might only serve to make things worse...


>knock on the door
>leave her alone for now and change in the bathroom

>>34265424
>leave her alone for now and change in the bathroom

>>34265380
Not him but once back in high school I was writing about the draft and stumbled on some thing about how the Illuminati invented atheism to counter act the Vatican so that would somehow create the conditions for the new world order.

>>34265424
>sneak in

>>34265424
[x] Knock on door

This serves two purposes
1) If something happened, we will be aware of it
2) If nothing happened, hijinks!

>>34265424

Change first, check on her after that.

>>34265424
>>leave her alone for now and change in the athroom

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>>34265424
>leave her alone for now and change in the bathroom

>>34265380
The road to the truth is a long and hard one, beset on all sides by the insinuations and seductions of comforting lies. But if one can look past the web the media has trapped you in, the truth will come to you.

>>34265424
>knock on the door

>>34265424
>>leave her alone for now and change in the bathroom

>>34265424
>>knock on the door

>>34265424
>leave her alone for now and change in the bathroom

Give her some time to recoup her self confidence, else Otheresa will pop up again. No one wants that.

>leave her alone for now and change in the bathroom

>>34265471
Ultimatederision.jpg

Even if that's sarcastic, my glare of derision could burn a hole through you.

>>34265424
>Barge in

It's just like my Taiwanese movies!

>writing

>>34265756
Taiwanese?

Explain.

>>34265808

He meant like his Indonesian dramas.

>>34265840
Chinese cartoons sure evolved.

>>34265808
It's a joke upon a joke, anon.

>>34265808
Korean picture shows

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>>34265471
>>34265332

>>34265914
Malaysian airlines.

Wait a second.

Man, Overshine is gonna be pissed when Cecile learns about chemosynthesis.

>>34266093
You mean other-Cecile.

>>34266093
>>34266106
>not REMOVE

>>34266093
That the branches literally does not need the Sun anymore?

>>34266122
>>34266106
>>34266093
what if we called it over-chan

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>>34266150

>>34266150
over-cecile

over-cc

...oversissy?

>>34266213
Over Easy? Sunny Side Up?

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>>34266230
>>34266213
>>34266150

Ya'all motherfuckers are horrible at this. Obviously, we shall call her Ce-Sealed.

>>34266282
why sealed?

>>34266306
'Cuz we're trying to keep her from lasering everything to death and taking control of our life? And she's, for now, a repressed part of our mind that can only act on sub-conscious levels and dreams, only appearing when we allow a release?

>>34266342
not really

it popped up without CC's consent a bunch of times

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...nah. I doubt anything good could come from knocking on that door right now.

so instead, I head to the bathroom and throw off the pajamas that Theresa lent me, carefully folding them up before putting on the clothes that I was wearing yesterday. It feels kind of gross doing so, but I don't think I'll have time to head home and get a fresh set.

The same goes for Charlotte's loaner frilly underwear, which I guess I'll also be wearing for another day. This is equal parts gross and embarrassing.

>[1/?]

>>34266370
Nuuu, don't wear the frilly underwear again! just go without, no one will know!

>>34266434
quiet, otheresa

>>34266434
CC must be brought into the ways of lacy black panties.

>>34266450
Charlotte doesn't lend those out.
Not even to Cecile.

>>34266448
>>34266450
Do you know how embarrassing it is to get lacy underwear dry cleaned?

>>34266370
Why not just ask Theresa to lend you a pair?

>>34266450
>>34266468

What's so special about lacy black panties?

>>34266481
no, that's not among the experiences that my life has graced me with

>>34266481
No.

;_;

>>34266504
>>34266508

Yeah, well. Its kinda worse when you're a very, very hairy guy.

>>34266508
So buy a pair and have them dry cleaned.

>>34266521

Who's to say Charlotte isn't as hairy?

I bet she's fuzzy as hell in beastmode.

>>34266492
Well, anon, there are game panties, and then there are The Game Panties.

>>34266550
I don't think she has a beastmode. She's a forest witch, not that were-branch thing.

>>34266521
I see.

Um, hirsute-senpai, why do you have lacy underwear?

>>34266565

He probably has a girlfriend.

>>34266468
Not /yet/ she doesn't

>>34266578
Where do you think you are right now?

>>34266596

We can't all be virgins here.

>>34266565
Man, I don't even know. I just kinda found them one day in one of my drawers and have no fucking clue how they got there.

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>>34266492

>>34266618
Yeah...

>>34266618
>>34266622

Nevermind what I said.

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>>34266370
>[2/2]

Well.

I didn't go to school yesterday, so at least nobody'll know that I've been wearing the same clothes for two days straight. Yeah. And it's not like I intend to go around advertising this fact, either.

Emboldened by the wonders of denial and secrecy, I make sure that I'm presentable before leaving the bathroom and heading back downstairs.

"Oh, hey," Theresa says, waving to me from the couch. "You're ready to go?"
"I think so..." I reply.


>before we head out, lets...
>nope, I am good to go

>>34266622
So naturally the thing to do was to have them dry cleaned.

>>34266680
>>before we head out, lets...
Fuck

>>34266680

Talk about Mina and Andy.

>>34266680
>nope, I am good to go

>>34266680
>>nope, I am good to go
just go

>>34266680
>>before we head out, lets...
Screw our brains out.

>>34266680
>nope, I am good to go

>>34266680
>nope, I am good to go

>>34266731
I didn't know they were cyborgs

>>34266688
Well, yeah. The label said dry clean only and I'm not gonna risk a strange pair of underwear giving my clothes whatever the fuck they might have had on them

>>34266770
You could have just. I don't know. Put them somewhere else? Why did you need to clean them?

>>34266680
>nope, I am good to go

>>34266764

Dendrites actually come with a built-in brainpenis.

It's why it's so popular with lesbians.

>>34266695
My first thought, as well.

>>34266680
>nope, I am good to go

>>34266680
>>nope, I am good to go

>>34266680
>>before we head out, lets...
make out

>>34266787
What if he wants to wear them? It's free clothes man, what are you gonna do? Throw them away?

>>34266787
Because I didn't know what might have been on them and regardless of how I got them they were mine?
Not gonna throw away perfectly functional clothing.

>>34266836
So what did you do with them after they were cleaned?

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>>34266468
That greedy bitch!

>>34266883
Wore them a couple times before I decided getting them cleaned was too annoying, ended up just nailing them to a telephone pole to see what would happen

>writing

>>34266957
Fascinating. So did anything happen?

>>34266978
I don't know. Probably.
I kinda didn't actually have a way to see if something happened or not.

>>34267029
You should have done a better job.

Those panties were probably a gift from an admirer you know.

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I haven't been here for a few months but I remember Arch said his birthday was in August.

Did I miss Arch's birthday?

>>34267070
I'm an overweight, abnormally hairy, antisocial eunuch.
I don't have admirers.

>>34267091
That you know of.

>>34267070
>find out about these panties in your area

>>34267084

It's Wednesday.

>>34267084
It's.. in fact right now it seems by what the clock says. Damn shame we don't know how old he is now.

>>34267233
Happy birthday Arch you damn fine anon.

Oh right, I forgot about that.

Hey Arch, want anything? If you link your Steam profile or something, odds are you'll end up with a crapton of free games. (Most of them will probably be Bad Rats, but still.)

Seriously, though. I'll buy you a game if you want.

>>34267322
It's a same we'll not know how many candles to put on his B-day cake.

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Happy birthday, Arch. I can't really send you anything, so I hope your sister gives you something nice in my place.

you siscon

>>34267358

We could just pretend he's 26 and call it a day.

>>34267401
A Christmas cake already?

Not like we all are not cakes here.

>>34267353
>I'll buy you a game if you want
If you want to pay for a game for Arch, you can pay for the PGQ VN.

"Yeah, I'm good to go," I nod.
"Alright then," Theresa says as she hops off the couch, "let's get going."

With that, I pick up my things from off the couch (and take special care to make sure I have my phone) and follow Theresa out of the house. Once she's locked up, we're go on the road.

Given what happened the last time we were outside, both of us are VERY cautious about pretty much everything. I feel a little bit of relief once I spot Loki flying overhead, but Theresa isn't so reassured.

And knowing the way that both she and Charlotte have been acting lately, she'd probably get jealous if she found out that I have a constant eye on me.


>[1/?]

>>34267358
What's the turtle equivalent of cake?
Is it more cake?

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Happy birthday arch, you cake.

>>34267541
Speaking of free games, I bought the latest Humble Bundle. Van Helsing and Terraria are still up for grabs, if anyone wants them. The turtle gets first dibs though, for obvious reasons.

(They come in the form of gift links, so I can just paste them wherever.)

>>34264446
>Irene's from Denmark
Dammit, why didn't we hook up with the sexy Scandinavian?
Because of the arseholes she works alongside with

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>>34267541
>[2/2]

Luckily, we make it all the way to school without triggering any Synapses... I think Theresa's range is wider than mine and she doesn't seem to be any more paranoid than she was when we left her house so that seems to be a decent sign that we're safe.

Hopefully.

"Great, no werewolf chicks or mafia guys or any of that shit," Theresa says, breathing a sigh of relief as we make our way into the building. "I never thought I'd be so happy to have a normal walk to school."
"Tell me about it," I mumble.


>follow theresa to the lockers
>head to homeroom, maybe mina's already here

>>34267880
>follow theresa to the lockers

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>>34267880
>head to homeroom, maybe mina's already here

inb4
>dickmove

>>34267880
>head to homeroom, maybe mina's already here

Mina probably won't want to talk if Theresa's around and she need to feel that we haven't forgotten her.

>head to homeroom, maybe mina's already here

>>34267880
gnomeroom

>>34267880
>follow theresa to the lockers
Also make a point of not antagonizing the sun too much.

>>34267880
>>follow theresa to the lockers

>>34267880
>>head to homeroom, maybe mina's already here

>>34267880
>follow theresa to the lockers

>>34267909
>inb4 dickmove
The fuck are you on about?

>>34267880
>>head to homeroom, maybe mina's already here

>writing

>>34268072

just waiting for a "man why are we ditching theresa" reaction

surprisingly, didn't happen, so hey i'm glad to be wrong

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>>34267091

>>34268394
You don't know how to read social situations, do you?

>>34268436

I'm terrible at it myself when reading - what's the deal here?

>>34267091
Why won't sempai notice me?

>>34268497
Self loathing.

>>34268497

Because you're a stranger on the internet who only pretend to be attracted to neckbeards as a tool of self-depreciation and absurd humor.

>>34268436

nah, i do

i'm just waiting for the ones that don't

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>>34268538

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"So, umm," I glance at a stairwell, "I'm gonna head to homeroom. Mina might be here already, and I'm worried about how she's taking all of this."
"Oh," Theresa nods. "Okay, then. I guess I'll see you at lunch, then."
"Sure," I say, giving a thumbs-up.

As Theresa heads downstairs to where the lockers are, I can't help but feel kind of shocked that she took that well. I was half-expecting her to get all depressed about me ditching her... but eh. Time to be a good friend to my best friend.

>[1/?]

m'bored.

http://strawpoll.me/2382039

>>34268701
>http://strawpoll.me/2382039
>no option past 47

>>34268750
>>34268701
Turtles can live for hundreds of years, you know?

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>>34268701
No 69.

>>34268701
People are assuming that he's close to their age, I think.

Anyway, I'm feeling charitable. (That, and Arch didn't respond, and thus presumably doesn't want any free games.) If you want free video games, check the link below. First come, first serve.

http://puu (dot because lolspamfilter) sh/b0971/b747479229.txt

>>34268650
>[2/2]

I get stopped in the hall a few times by people asking me if I was around when "Mina's brother's friend had a massive seizure"... Christ. If they're bugging ME about this then Mina must have it a thousand times worse.

After shaking them off, I make it into the classroom... and there Mina is, looking incredibly depressed while a small crowd of kids gather on the other side of the room and gossip.


>yell at them for being jackasses
>ignore them and sit down next to mina
>[OTHER]

>>34268897
>>yell at them for being jackasses

>>34268897
>yell at them for being jackasses then sit down next to mina

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>>34268843
I took everything with a link. I had no idea how to use the codes.

Thanks, anon.

>>34268897
>[OTHER]
Middle road; shoo them away, sit down to Mina, start conversation.

>>34268897
>yell at them for being jackasses and sit down next to mina

>>34268701
this strawpoll is shit

learn to make strawpolls fagget

>>34268897
>>yell at them for being jackasses

>>34268897
>Hug her you fool!

>>34268949
What would you have done different?

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>>34268924
You're welcome. Enjoy your free vidya! (Pic unrelated, I just like it.)

>yell at them for being jackasses

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>>34268931

This.

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>>34268931
Might as well.

>writing

"Do you think she was there to actually see it happen?" a girl asks.
"I bet she told him to do it!" another girl laughs. "You know how her temper gets!"
"Maybe you could shut the hell up and mind your own goddamned business?" I say, glaring at them as I walk right into their little conversation circle.
"Cecile?" a girl gasps.
"If you know what happened, then you should have the common sense to understand that Mina's feeling really crappy about this and that your retarded gossiping isn't helping anything!" I shout.

do not suffer these fools

teach them to show respect

>[1/?]

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>>34269016
God-damn little wookie faggots. There's always a bunch of little bush monsters camping with cheap, spray painted bolt actions and horribly un-calibrated sights trying to quick-scope everyone on every field. I love seeing their faces when I pop 'em with the ol' Dan Wesson.

>>34269229
>do not suffer these fools
>
>teach them to show respect
I like your style, Over Shine, but this is not the time nor place to Smite Evil.

>>34269229
>teach them to show respect

We had it all wrong; REMOVE isn't a paladin, but a mob boss.

>>34269273
>implying you can't be both at the same time

>>34269297

I'd really like to hear that one.

>>34269229
As much as I agree with the Sun, we probably shouldn't REMOVE our classmates, it'd draw too much attention.

A bitchslap might be called for.

>>34269310
you do what you have to do to follow your faith and do the most good possible

if the government is corrupt beyond help but you can't overthrow it, then its time to take more desperate measures into consideration

>>34269321
How about a REMOVE infused bitchslap?

>>34269321
REMOVE? nah?
discretely make their fancy pen red-hot? why not...

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>34269360
>>34269229
I roll for REMOVE-infused bitchslap.

>>34269384

Everyone ded

>>34269384
Well
We're the don now apparently

>>34269229

"What, we're just talking," a boy says, shrugging. "And since Mina isn't telling us what went on, what else do you expect us to do?"
"Maybe you could show some decency and keep your mouths shut?" I reply. "What happened is none of your business so why don't you just butt the hell out?"
"What, so it's your business just because it happened at your lesbian lover's house?" a girl says, glaring at me with her hands on her hips. "Quit acting like you're in charge here, it's a free country and we can talk about whatever we want to."
"That's right!" another girl says, "You don't bother talking to anyone normally but now you think you can just boss us around? Wearing these ugly granny glasses doesn't give you any authority over us, you know" she says as she snatches the glasses right off of my face.

>[2/?]

>>34269384
Good job. Now you've ruined everything by melting the girl and setting the school on fire.

>>34269384
>>34269395
>>34269397
This is terrible but I love it. I wish it really happened.

>>34269412
>>34269406
It's happening now!

>>34269406
Yep. Time fore REMOVE-infused bitchslap.

>>34269384
Well, a laser-bitchslap would probably draw too much attention.

But using Overshine so she doesn't see a normal bitchslap coming wouldn't be that hard, and wouldn't be easy to notice.

>>34269406
I fucking hate hich schoolers

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>>34269406
>as she snatches the glasses right off of my face

>>34269437
What about a flashbang-bitchslap?

>>34269438
Find someone who doesn't hate highschoolers.

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>>34269442

>>34269445
My late grandmother.

My living grandmother was a highschool teacher, so she definitely doesn't count.

>>34269445
I even hated myself as a highschooler

>>34269471
That goes without saying. Nobody hates highschoolers more than highschoolers.

>>34269471

Didn't we all...

>>34269406
>she says as she snatches the glasses right off of my face.

Welp, here comes the laser beams.

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>>34269406
>[3/3]

remove

"What, don't you want them?" she taunts. "Or are you gonna cry?"
"Haha, of course she's all talk!" another girl laughs. "And her girlfriend isn't even trying to come to her rescue, what a loser!"

it insults you

it insults what is yours

not even a weed

it is less than dirt

remove


>hurt her
>hurt her worse
>make her regret doing that
>remove her

>>34269610
refer to >>34269384 for further instructions
turn to page REMOVE if any problems arise

>>34269610
Remove her

>>34269610
>[OTHER]
She's expecting us to make an outburst. She's a troll. I say, do the unexpected.

French her.

>>34269610
Not much of a choice here.

Flash a light to blind her and deck her at the same time.

>>34269610

>make her regret doing that

>>34269610
>Calm down.
"Are you going to keep acting like a fucking kindergartener or are you going to give me back my glasses?"

Cmon we need some drama here. Lets burn this bitch

>>34269610
>[Other]
Smack her HARD.

non remove version

>>34269610
>make her regret doing that
looks like she'll need glasses soon...

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>>34269610

>Calm the fuck down.

Abort mission before shit gets real.

>>34269676
seconding this

Burning her will get us labeled as a dangerous branch holder. People will come for us. It will not end well.

>hurt her

Lets not send someone to hospital taday guys.

>>34269610
>>hurt her
Punch her face in

This is Monique all over again.

10 bucks she's actually a Branch holder.

>>34269610
Laugh at her
Call her a small child

>>34269703

Naw, changing to this.

>>34269676

>>34269732
We would have Synapsed. 10 bux pls

So what's the consensus here?

>>34269610
hurt her

make it flashy

>>34269766

Sealed Kings were also supposed to not be available to any random jackass.

Who's to say she can't conceal her Synapse?

I will keep the shadowruns alive.

>writing

>>34269771
If I'm not completely off we have:
4 calm down
3 for punching
2 Remove
2 make her regret
1 laugh
1 frenching

>>34269824

we're safe boys

we aren't getting suspended or going to detention

>>34269824
Clearly slap into french is the best way of establishing dominance.

>>34269835
Technically there are seven votes for violence, and calming down isn't even an option.

>>34269824

Problem is "make her regret" is kind of ambiguous.

And who's to say arch isn't going to troll and pick among the options he gave because REMOVE is taking over when we fail our Will check?

>>34269835
7 of the votes were for offensive action, 6 were for calming down

>>34269865
>>34269863

we're fucked boys

we're getting suspended

>>34269872
Is that a punishment?

>>34269872
As long as we don't get noticed by any more organisations it's ok. As long as we don't do anything flashy it will be fine.

>>34269872
Oh no!

>>34269872

Suspension? If REMOVE come in play we're in way bigger trouble.

Time for sexy officer route. Just as keikaku.

Though it'd be kinda hilarious to get suspended like 20 minutes after coming back to class.

>>34269863
Yeah but neither was REMOVE when we fried the werewolf

>>34269872
>>34269885
yeah, this is pretty much what we need right now

allison might get mad but cc needs to deal with branch stuff and school is a distraction she could do without

>>34269885

Allison and Cecile's parents would get mad. It's a consequence, but whether or not Cecile will get punished is not really certain.

>>34269904
but the REMOVE was pretty overwhelming then

>>34269924

You mean overshining.

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>>34269865
Fairly sure calming down would have resulted in over-chan getting mad as hell, we would probably be emotionally compromised, then pic related.

>>34269872
Fuck I hope so, school blows

>>34269937

I wonder if REMOVE get stronger the more it burn people.

you know, sooner or later we'll get a situation where REMOVE is imminent and satisfying and everyone will want to do it, but it will result in terrible things

since we keep "surprising" arch with insisting on REMOVE even when he isn't expecting it

I want to hurt her.

I want to strangle choke punch gouge burn this worthless piece of shit who dared to insult me like this. Put the fear of God into her. Shine my light onto her and into her and through her until there is nothing left but fetid ash scattering in the wind.

They will learn to fear the Sun.

N... no. Calm down. I'm not the Sun. I'm Cecile. And burning this stupid bitch is a bad thing.

"Give them back," I say as I try with all my willpower to keep from strangling this stupid slut.
"Look, she's about to cry!" the girl laughs.
"Quit acting like you're five and give me my goddamned glasses back before I give you all a live reenactment of what happened two days ago."


>[1/?]

>>34269958
...Is REMOVE a leprechaun?

>>34269983
I didn't expect that.

>>34269983
>No REMOVE
pls

>>34269983
dang
not sure how Mina will react...

>>34269983
Those are some Overshiney thoughts there, Cecile.

Are the split personalities just random, or are they an expression of repressed emotions?

>>34270057

I think arch prefer to keep us guessing on that one.

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>>34269983

Though it's blurry, I can see the boys backing away from me.

"Uh, maybe you should ease up," one of them says. "This isn't funny anymore."
"What, you think she's actually going to DO something?" the girl laughs, waving my glasses in my face. "She can't even fucking SEE, how do you think she's actually gonna-"

And then I snatch my glasses right out of her hand and put them back on my face.

"Do that again and you'll be sorry," I say, staring right into her eyes before walking away from her and taking my seat next to Mina.
"Yeah, right, you're just bluff..."

The air is filled with a loud shriek as the stupid bitch who was just taunting me clutches her face in her hands.


>[2/?]

>>34270057
I think it's a bit of column A, a bit of column B, and a bit of column C, which is that certain Branches tend to have certain personalities, and that when someone is Gardened their own personality, desires, blah blah blah, factor into what Branch to get to some degree.

I doubt that there's a single cut and dried answer, and the line between CC and the Sun is kinda blurry at some places.

>>34270108
>The air is filled with a loud shriek as the stupid bitch who was just taunting me clutches her face in her hands.
No...

>>34270108

God fucking dammit.

arch is REJOICING again.

>>34270108
It's time!

>>34270108
>trance eyes

>>34270108
Hey remember when I suggested skipping school, and you guys shot it down?

>>34270135
But no trance.
Spooky!

>>34270108
Cmon Overshine, even if these are dirt, we still can't kill them.

>>34270108
>The air is filled with a loud shriek as the stupid bitch who was just taunting me clutches her face in her hands.

YUS!