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I want you guys to come up with a name for da clan and for other imporatant orks in the clan. You can also throw in some might deeds or waaghs! the warband has done.
Rolled 8 (1d10)

ere ya go boss
that's it, I'm taking over.
so we're freebootas. what are our colors?
roll a d100
if not I'm leaving
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>da flashiest
we be some pimpin' orks
now who's da orkiest ork we got?
roll a d10
Rolled 9 (1d10)

Rolled 7 (1d10)

so he's a speshul ork
a wierdboy? dat's peculiar

roll a d100 to see what da orkiest ting he did was!
Rolled 64 (1d100)

Letz so what he've got.
look's like he krumped a load of otha orks
guess we bettah roll a d10 foh gork or mork
Rolled 7 (1d10)

BOTH! we's da orkiest orks all right!
now roll a d10 for our size
Rolled 2 (1d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

peculiar? your OP pic has a weirdboy boss.
look's like we's in short supply of boy's...
no problem, who's are gits dat we don't fight as much? roll a d100
Rolled 76 (1d100)

da humies? gork knows how dat happened
who do we hates more den everybody else?
another d100
Rolled 31 (1d100)

dunno boss
da pansy boys wit da funny ears, we hate dose gits!
now what boys do we got more dan anybody else? roll a d10
Rolled 7 (1d10)

wierdboys, dats perfect!
now what's da best thing we eva looted? d100
Rolled 53 (1d100)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

a humie titan? dat's a big loot?
I's say we turn it into a base a operashuns, you knows what I mean?
Rolled 4 (1d10)

Rolled 5 (1d10)

okay, so we's got a clan full of weirdboys who are wit da humies and don't like the pointy ears. plus we's da flashiest orks in da galaxy complete with a humie titan.
I've got an idea
pimp orks
we takes the humie mek, and turn it into da flashiest, snazziest, happenest club in da galaxy. den we kidnap sum pointy ears and make 'em work as waiters and 'entertainment' for da humies who come through and give us lotsa loot for da grog and pointy ear girls!
wot do you grots say?
Rolled 5 (1d10)

but when do we fight, boss?
where do you fink we get da pointy ears?
all da weirdboys manage da klub and stuff
we's go out and fight da pointy ears, come back wit some girls, and drink grog with da humies!
it's a oppertunistic investment
we can use da loot we get for gold teef and fur jackets
I's da boss, so I get a big cane wit a soulstone on it, and some shiny glasses
plus I get da biggest hat!
you can calls me...
>be a guardsman
>life sucks
>as usual
>campaigning across some agrarian worlds to stop some eldar raids
>look over the horizon
>spotlights and flashing multicolored lasers
>are we under attack?
>continue forward in my battletank
>see a massive monolithic structure
>it's a fucking emperor class titan
>upon closer inspection, it looks like it's covered in neon signs
>giant yellow and purple lights spell out "Da Klub"
>when I get to the entrance I see a bunch of tough-looking orks in fur coats
>what is this I don't even
>turn to run and tell my commissar
>ork grabs me by the shoulder, turns me around
>terrified, I answer out of shock
>is this some sort of warp incursion?
>find myself at the top floor
>eldar women walking around serving drinks
>what looks like some kind of strange mekboy is mixing drinks with industrial machinery at the bar
>see my commissar getting a lapdance from a banshee
>fuck it
>down a whole mug of grog
>arm wrestle an ork
>get incredibly wasted
>have the best time of my life
>leave the next day, continuing my mission
>to this day I will never forget Da Klub
We have a winner.
Somebody screencap this please

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