Ok, listen up you maggots! According to The Administratum there has been a miss in the logging books about our great guard regiment!So I want all of you maggots that calls yourself guardsmen of the Imperium to get someone that can re-create our regiment for the Administratum.(I want you guys to create one, my imagination sucks + it's more fun when /tg/ does it)
call us the Frenzied Hippo regiment.
We are only good for scouting and skirmishing.
>>34418095Just use the charts and have us pick shit.
>>34418214 >>34418262Before I *blam* both of you please use this:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Guard_Regiment_Creation_Tables
>>34418268Pick EVERYTHING on that chart!
>>34418268exept the first one. We are a guard regiment already.
>>34418095175th Minean Hussars
>>34418307We are the First Assfuck Naval Armsmen Militia PDF Guard Penal Legion!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>34418282rolling for Regiment Demographic
Rollan for the nature of recruitment.
>>34418397Ok, a (mostly) female regiment.
>>34418424And fucking forgot the roll.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>34418445Really now, are you really claiming that this shit doesn't work anymore?
>>34418469Ok, so standard recruitment for our regiment then
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>34418469rollin for homeworld
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>34418503Rolling for the terrain.
>>34418503A fine Imperial Hive world filled with proud citizens of the Imperium and the Emperor.
>>34418523A hive world that is located on a death world (Insert planet name here)
>>34418548A desert death world for that matter!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>34418548Rolling for core units.
>>34418568We are going to have our proud Guardsmen and Guardswomen charging the enemy lines as a infantry regiment. O bless the Emperor.
>>34418503>>34418523a desert hiveworld, makes sense
>>34418591Not every hive world has the whole planet covered in structures.
Rolled 1 (1d10)Specialization
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>34418622Rollan for heresy.
>>34418622The emperors proud regiment is both drilled AND disciplined
>>34418633*blam* We are loyal to the Imperial creed you heretical scum.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>34418633 and special equipment
>>34418657Our wargear is blessed by the holy light and touch of terra and his holyness himself
What about our regimental creed maggots!
Rolled 67 (1d100)and finally creed
>>34418742We are truly, the best of the best. We shall always strive to become better servants of the Emperor
Rolled 99 (1d100)Can't a man share a Lho-stick or two with his pals?
>>34418765So we cool guys then?
>>34418776The Schola Progenium shall and always will be our allies>>34418782Yes we are guardsman
Rolled 83 (1d100)Let's see some enemies.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>34418808Anything else need rolled because here's one for free
>>34418829We are in constant fight with the forces of chaos. But we can serve selsewere too
This regiment is starting to look like it wants to be a Sororitas order but can't quite get the funding.
>>34418838That is all guardsman. But If you want to be usefull then please warp this up on what our regiment is so far
>>34418397>>34418469>>34418503>>34418523>>34418568>>34418622>>34418633>>34418657>>34418742>>34418776>>34418829An all female Infantry Regiment from a Desert Hiveworld with a Drill & Discipline specialization, and Adherent to the Imperial doctrine. It has Blessed Weapons and bleives it is the best of the best. it has colse ties to the Schola Progenium and is an enemy of Chaos.
>>34418873wrap up* Sorry I slipped my touge. For this almost heresy I chall not eat for 2 weeks. Just to show my loyalty to the Imperium
>>34418897Good work guardsman. I am now promoting you to vox operator at the command center on our next deplyment
Someone screencap this please. I could use this for a future only war game
Anyone up for another one?
Rolled 24 (1d100)Wanna some reinforcements?
>>34419197I can't say no to that!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>34419197 another all female regiment then, this might be very coolrolling for recruitment
>>34419197All female guard regiment, lets see if this piece of shit still works.
>>34419244>>34419244Forgot to put my commissar hat on
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>34419269
>>34419253An elite female regiment? Isn't that nice.
>>34419255What's your name Vox caster?!
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>34419274terrain
>>34419274>>34419307 from a standard imperial world that is mostly desert
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>34419325Core units
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>34419344
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>34419344 shock troopers, Whoo!Specialization
>>34419291Sir! It is Lieutenant Unimportanus!>>34419344Shock Troopers? This shit is getting nicer by every second.
>>34419381They are well trained and disciplined then. I guess that we might actually live through this.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>34419384Spcilization
>>34419384Well Lieutenant Unimportanus, I need you to be in charge of the assebly of our reinforcements, becuase I need to be at the front lines and ahem "motivate" some guardsmen. If you surivive this I am going to persenoly send you to a backwater agri world as guard duty. Just stay safe guardsman.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>34419420
>>34419441Shit change that to special equipment
>>34419447There will be only, food, drink and perhaps you might even find a mate
>>34419441So they have special vehicles, now we only need to know how loyal these ladies are.
Someone needs to draw commisar flax in the middle of an all badass female charge against some chaos followers
Rolled 6 (1d10)loyalty
>>34419448So they are one of those Homeworld above all-regiments? >>34419520I guess that they have their own standards of discipline then. I hope that they aren't one of those regiments that frag their commissars.
For the love og holy terra, someone please screencap or save this so we can continue to work with the regiment of Lord commissar Tiberius Flax
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>34419571Creed
>>34419520I sort of see it in relation to >>34419253 they are a bit aristo and so don't play well with outside authorities
Now we only need to find out their regimental friends and sworn enemies.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>34419648enemies
>>34419585>>34419698So they are friends with the =][= and hate the Dark Eldar raiders? Sounds good to me.
>>34419736Ok Lieutenant Unimportanus I am back. Give me a summary of our reinforcements
>>34419801Yes sir. Our reinforcements are an all-female elite shock trooper regiment hailing from an unspecified Imperial desert world. They are well trained and disciplined but have problems with following orders from outsiders (probably caused by the fact that they are extremely proud of their homeworld). They have access to special vehicles and have close a relationship with the Inquisition. They have also partaken in many anti-Dark Eldar operations.
>>34419941how have we made faux-bolter bitches twice?
>>34420030Because the Emperor wants more flashlight women so that they can breed with the flashlight men and make more flashlight canon fodder.
>>34418897Alright they are sisters but worse.
>>>34418897 I think you mean Sisters but Actually Useful and not so inclined to burn everything
>>34418897oh wow, it's the sisters of battle lite
>>34419941fuck, we have to roll anotherthis is a complete vagfest, we need some dicks or the troops will start raping the enemy
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>34423077t-thanks moot
>>34423098oh shit, we criminals now
Rolled 9 (1d10)rolling for regiment origin (I'm another anon)
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>34423219rolling for regiment demographic
>>34418897Tallarn + Cadia = This Regiment.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>34423239oh fuck, criminals militiachenkov I need yourolling for Homeworld
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>34423309rolling for home world predominant terrain...
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>34423332uhm, airless deathworld?like, craters full of giant worms?rolling for tactical information
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>34423358rolling for regiment specialization
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>34423380rolling for loyalty rating (very high I hope, I like to keep the head on my shoulders)
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>34423402oh fuckrolling for special equipment
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>34423413Blessed WargearRolling for regimental creed
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>34423454this is the first time trying to create regiment... so, I didn't have to do it all by myself?GODDAMMIT
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>34423413>>34423402>>34423380>>34423358>>34423332>>34423309>>34423239>>34423219>>34423098>convict militia of an airless deathworld who specialize in armored close combat>heretical to the emperor>BLESSED WARGEAR>DEATH CREE >friends with a fucking space marine chapterWHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>34423468So we're a penal legion with blessed wargear from an airless deathworld who are the 'the best of the best' and friends with Space Marines.Rolling for enemies
>>34423503>tyranids literally the most badass regiment in human history
>>34423503tyranids? well makes sense I guessanyway, here's the resume REGIMENT ORIGINS Militia: Brave enough to defend their world without training or equipment.REGIMENT DEMOGRAPHIC Convicts: Serving their sentence on the front lines, the slime.REGIMENT HOMEWORLD Death World: For these people, life was a war before they could speak.HOME WORLD PREDOMINANT TERRAIN Airless: They don't fear the void like most.REGIMENT TACTICAL INFORMATION Armored, specialization: close combatLOYALTY RATING Heretical: This regiment has abandoned the truth of the Emperor.SPECIAL EQUIPMENT Blessed WargearREGIMENT CREED Best of the Best: The regiment believes itself to be elite and constantly strives to prove itself.REGIMENT FRIENDS Space Marine chapterREGIMENT ENEMIES Tyranidsnow, how the fuck do I run these guys?
>>34423532This regiment gives zero fucks.
>>34423563Storytime!>Proud people on a backwater agri-world, they don't know much about the emperor and they formed a militia to fight raiders and the odd ork>Tyranids arrived and begin to eat EVERYTHING>Badass Militia prepare to fight to the last>Fucking Space Marines arrived and save the day (I'm thinking Salamanders)>Tyranid's are defeated but the world is reduce to a sickening deathworld>Inquisitor arrives, decrees that the population are lacking faith and the militia are formed into a penal legion>Penal legion is trained in close quarters combat because they're expendable and are meant to break open enemy formations before the more valuable troops are committed to the fight>The regimental priests believe that these troops souls can be saved by heroic sacrifice and begin to bless wargear so that the penal legionaries can give the last full measure of devotion to the Emperor>Over time they become legends. You need a fortress stormed, earthen works overran or a city cleared you deploy the 1st Alerian, they'll do it.>Always we remember the Astartes who saved us while our planet died>Always we remember the Tyranids who took our friends, our families and our world from usYou run them as men with a mission. They will purge the enemies of man, they will fight anyone they have to so that some day, years from now they can return to their ruined world and rebuild it.
Oi waz goin' on in dis tred?Ah, iz hummies Empirial Gard, Matbe dah Emprah an' dah othaz'll sho up.Oi, Kommizar Tibrus Flax, git on yur radio and tell yur boyz to get Ciphas Kain an' Gaunt in here, wer gonna have us a party again!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!
>>34423767I am new to all the regiment buider thing. so, being the one who started, do I have to build my regiment like this? or s it a generl thing made for fun?
>>34423808This is more for fun, because as you can see from our most recent regiment the roller sometimes creates bizarre feature (heretical and blessed wargear). Are you building a regiment for minis gaming or a rpg campaign? Because you quickly roll your and own tweak options that don't fit or build it from scratch without using the creation tables (they are just there to speed everything up)
>>34423932minis table.wanted to do something nice, thought the generator might have been a good ideathen heretic blessed gear happened.... stll a badass regiment
>>34423953Feel free to use them, the heretical and blessed gear can be reconciled (they've been accused of heresy rather than actually worshipping chaos or because of how huge the Imperium is there doctrine may be seen as heretical even though they are still loyal to the Emperor)
>>34424000I will, thanks!
>>34424044What's that? You want to know why we fight, why when we're deployed into every shitty warzone command can find we stubbornly refuse to die? You were young them so I suppose you don't know much about how the regiment got formed.Because we remember Alara. Our homeworld wasn't much compared to some of the worlds I've seen since leaving it but it was ours, it was green fields and little streams and good people you understand, good God fearing people. I remember drinking in the pubs after a long day in the fields, watching the militia march out the drive off raiders or barbarians.And then Tyranids came. They were monsters without end who devoured all life, but we fought back, by the Emperor we fought back. Everyone learnt how to fight, if you didn't you didn't last long enough to be a burden but even then the Tyranid's kept coming. They devoured entire cities, the land itself was twisted by their arrival, crops withered in the growing season, the water became toxic and animals warped into terrifying beasts.We were ready to die, to be destroyed along with our homes but then they arrived. The Adeptus Astrates are terrifying, they walked on our dying world without fear and fought the Tyranids. First the made it a stand still, then slowly but surely they began to drive them back, it took years and countless deaths but eventually our planet was ours again.But Alara was sick, the fields had been scorched to ash and the animal life that had survived had been twisted and become feral. It would have taken countless lifetimes to rebuild but we were ready, we were strong. But even the hell was denied to us, every man woman and child of Alara was judged a failure in the eyes of the emperor and we were sent to die in his name on unfamiliar worlds.
>>34424250>continuedSo that is why I fight, because I refuse to die anywhere but Alara. I gave my blood, my sweat and my love to that planet and nobody not Segentum command, not the Commissariat and not the Emperor's Holy Inquisition can make me die without seeing my home again. Because learn this lesson boy, learn it well. We are the men of Alara, we are stronger than the Tyranids and all the horrors of this galaxy and the Emperor will guide us home again, we just have to kill all of his enemies first so shoulder your lasgun, sharpen your knife and get ready to fight.
>>34424282Fuckawesome farmers turned badass just to farm again? moar plsAlso I pictured them with them square patterned shirts, cowboy hat and cockneyed accent at their downtime
>>34424282were does the criminal part come in?also I like the all-female guardsmen elite and heavy armor sisters auxiliary
>>34424722I cut around with a little artistic licence. I also like the sisters of battle lite, gotta get some drawfags in here.>>34424569I'll see what else I can come up with but it might take some time.
>>34424798>>34424569>It's also implied that they're a penal legion.
>>34424798I imagine they would be like little sisters who look up to their (slightly more fanatic) older siblingsalso about the recent regiment, another idea is to have them be a bunvh of criminals from a maximum security prison on an airless death world who came together and beat the out of the tyranids so good an unknown warp entity (could be any of the chaos gods or even the emperor himself) blessed them with sweet wargearnow they're a soldiers withour borders type regiment with the deathworld as their outer heaven
>>34424910the question is what the fuck kind of astartes chapter would support a heretical guardsmen regiment
how the fuck does a heretical convict regiment get blessed wargear?
>>34424569>Part 1 of 2You want to know more about us? Emperor only knows why but I've tales aplenty about our regiments achievements.We first saw Space Marines on Alara, they were our salvation and six years later we saw them again. I think they were the same space marines, their armour was the same green with covered with draconic icons but if they recognised us or remembered Alara they did not speak to us about it.We were fighting Orks on some hive world, I cannot recall the name and it doesn't really matter, they had arrived in their crude ships and were sweeping through one of the massive spire cities looting and burning as they went. I hate Hive World's, they're to cramped, to tall and nothing ever grows there but that was were we ordered and you don't even think about questioning orders in a penal legion so we went. We landed in the sprawl with another regiment, masked men in great coats who didn't say a word I never learnt where they were from but they seemed eager to fight and had the big guns so I left them be, and dug prepared for a siege.I once heard an artillery regiment say sieges are boring, I don't know where they were posted by they must have been doing something wrong. Every day for the first month of the campaign we fired shells into the spires, blowing chunks out of them and raining shrapnel down on the Orks and they fire down at the sprawl killing men and throwing so much dust and dirt into the sky that you couldn't tell night from day. We dug trenches, fox holes, and sheltered in the ruins of the sprawl all the while waiting for the order to advance and listening the big guns.
>>34427144>Part 2 of 3Then the order came, were pilled into chimeras and advanced under the dust cloud. The fighting was terrible, we reached the spires, breached the lowered levels and began the long climb up fighting room to room, floor to floor. I've never been so tired and all the while the regimental commissar was standing there, a group of enginseer's carrying some contraption with them, telling us 'Up you go lads, just another few levels, just until we came see the sky.'So we climbed, fighting as we went offering prays and curses whenever the spire shook from artillery shell going off nearby, climbed until we had to stop. Emperor knows how long we'd been at it, it was at least hours but it could have been days I remember that we barricaded ourselves in what looked like an apartment complex part of the way up the spire and I think I got some sleep. But after all that fighting and climbing we got up above the smog and dust and grime. I'm seen to much to be truly sentimental but after a month of nothing but dust and smog seeing blue cloudless sky stretching out everywhere it made you think He-who-Dwells-on-Terra really was watching us. The commissar ordered us to secure a nearby landing pad were the Orks had set up some of their big guns, no explosives or heavy weapons were to be used, it had to be taken intact. The masked troopers didn't seem happy about that but they didn't object and we Alarans are got up close so we fixed bayonets, sharped our knives and got ready for the big push.We exploded out of the spire, took the Orks by surprise I guess they were more interested blowing things up than checking on what had been happening inside the spire. I found myself squaring off with a big one, ugly as sin and twice as mean. I fired away on full auto, burning through the last bit of my power pack while the Ork barrelled towards me, he took a few hits square in the chest and kept on coming.
>>34427341>Part 3 of 3His shout of 'WAAAAAAAARGGH' seemed to shake the tower, but in retrospect that could have been friendly artillery, and then he was on my his crude axe sweeping downwards.I rolled sideways and stabbed at his knee with my bayonet as he passed me by, the big brute tumbled down but he was up more quickly than anything that big should be able to move.Remember what I said boy, we refuse to die until we're home again so I scrambled back up and caught sight of the commissar of the corner of my eye. He was fighting another big ork while his cog-boys had set a small beacon and were frantically yammering away in 'clicks' and 'beeps' while on of them swung some incense around.Back on my feet I stayed low, made myself a smaller target than Ork and jabbed with my bayonet ducking his brutal chops. I was tired and he didn't seem to mind the smoking holes in his chest so anyone would have told you it was only a matter of time until he got me.Then a miracle happened. A brilliant green pod covered in draconic symbols slammed into the landing pad knocking everybody down, and out of it stepped ten Space Marines, armed to the teeth. Apparently they'd been in orbit and waiting for reliable targeting data to arrive, they made short work of the Orks on the pad as more pods slammed into other spires and began their battle-brothers set up purging the xenos with fire and steel.These were those same marines who were with us on Alara I know it, they didn't speak to us about Alara though but they did speak with us during that campaign, they told us to be proud of our world, of our deeds and that we had shown no fear.I think we got sent to that Hive World to die as penance for whatever failure that inquisitor saw when he sentenced us to this life, our causalities were high enough that our penal legion may have been broken down and sent off to bolster other penal legions but those Astartes reminded us of our purpose, of our home and of our honour.
>>34427573>Last line this grew a bitWe will see Alara again, and we will make it a beautiful world.
>>34418897>>344199411/?As the administration of Wheaton VII by Governor Amos Sinclair strayed further and further from orthodoxy the governor became more shut in retreating among a cadre of senior officers from the PDF. Their debauched dealings, rituals of obvious malign Slaanesh influence were found when one of their would-be-victims, Miss Emilia Hartwell, escaped the place and informed a convent of the Orders Hospitaller. Governor Sinclair, misrule was soon pun an end to in the most permanent way possible by members of the Order of the Obsidian Mirror. Their investigation into his cooperation found that the taint was not confined to the governor’s inner circle but spread deep into all aspect of planetary government, the dark rituals practiced by the governor had been passed from father to son for centuries. So widespread was the contamination that planetary administration was executed to a man, and to prevent any further catastrophes of this nature it was decried that both the both the planetary government and its PDF be made up solely of women, never more would a man corrupt the world of Wheaton VII.
>>344279142/?With such an organization it was only natural that Imperial Guard regiments of Wheaton be all female as well. Wheaton regiments are know through the sector for their rock hard drill and discipline; however two of the most famous regiments are the 6th Infantry and the 12th Grenadier Infantry. The 6th Infantry was raised much as any Guard regiment is raised; a mixture of volunteers from the PDF and recruitment and conscription among the general populace. Fighting with weapons blessed at shrine to Saint Harwell on Wheaton the 6th fright stubbornly against the servants of ruinous powers.
>>344279363/3The 12th Grenadiers’ were raised among the elite of Wheaton, daughters of the wealthy merchants, senior officials in the planetary hierarchy and PDF officers. Making heavy use of Taurus assault vehicle, the 12th regiment is known as the Lionesses after their destruction of a dark elder kabal on Lowell.
>>34429279Thanks. I had to rush that last bit because I had other stuff I needed to do, I hope the anon who was going to use them as a tabletop regiment as fun with them.Battle cry: "We will go home again!"Official Name: 1st Alaran Penal LegionWhat they call themselves: The Sons of Alara (replace sons with daughters for the female penal legions)
>>34429351Emperor bless this magnificant regiment. Let's hope those who die, dies with glory. Or else....
>>34427144>>34427341>>34427573Someone should archive this
>>34429463Good thinking. to bad I don't know how :/
>>34429485I suggested it because I don't know how either
>>34429463Litsten up maggots! I want this sent to the administratum, pronto! If it's not sent within one hour i'm going to *blam* the first guardsmen I see! Is that understood!
>>34429556Archived it. I hope I don't feel the need to write anything else about the Alarans in this thread
>>34429636Can i get a link to the archives plz?
>>34418440>a (mostly) female regiment.>>34418214>call us the Frenzied Hippo regiment.kek
>>34424250>>34424282That was cool
+++ BOOTING MACHINE SPIRIT INTERFACE +++++ ALL SYSTEM NOMINAL ++++ INITIATING ARCHIVAL PROTOCOL ++By the Mars authority and the will of Omnissiah, I declared this thread be worthy of archivalhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34418095/++ APPEAL TO MACHINE SPIRIT +++++ DEACTIVATING ARCHIVAL PROTOCOL +++
Rolled 3 (1d10)Lets go for one more regiment. See what we end up with before the thread dies.Rollan for classification
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>34436366How does this standard IG regiment recruit?
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>34436620So a sausagefest made up of...
Rolled 1 (1d10)posterity d10
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>34437437what kind of hiveworld?
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>34438344A Jungle Hiveworld! What are our core units?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>34438487HEAVY TROOPS
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>34438519heavy urban guerrilla jungle menholy shit
Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)>>34438548Undisciplined?Ok.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>34438548can't expect us to follow ALL the rules
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>34438653special lasguns?I say we have bayonets and silencerskhyber-pass style
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>34438678WE ARE DA BESTwho are we friends with?
>>34423806Oh dear, Jurgen seems to have taken the wrong turn back at Alpha Burquerque.... oh my, an all female regiment? I may have to, ahem, "raise morale" here.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>34438726ecclesiarchy?so we don't have to go to church while operating?
>>34436366>>34436620>>34436899>>34437437>>34438344>>34438487>>34438519>>34438548>>34438650>>34438653>>34438678>>34438726>>34438786So an elite guerrilla IG regiment composed of heavy infantry which comes from a jungle hiveworld and has its own specialized type of lasgun, even though they tend to tell authority to go fuck itself. Somehow, the Ecclesiarchy likes them. Probably because they remove orks and don't afraid of nothing.