>>34427064
>[x] Is that what they're calling me now?

>>34427064
>[] One and the same, General.
>Can we still use the "not really like broadcasting it" line?

>>34427064
[] Is that what they're calling me now?

>>34427064
[x] One and the same, General.

>>34427064
>[] Is that what they're calling me now?
What's the list up to now?

>>34427064
>[] Is that what they're calling me now?
>[] One and the same, General.

>>34427105
This please. Keep it on the D/L general

>>34427064
>[] Is that what they're calling me now?

>>34427064
>[] Is that what they're calling me now?
"Geeze, what is it with all of these titles."

>>34427064
[] Is that what they're calling me now?
[] One and the same, General.

One of these days they are just going to mash all the nicknames together "The White Eagle of Tannana, Death of Berlin

>>34427112
This one please.

>>34427064
>[] Is that what they're calling me now?

How many does this make now?

>>34427112
this

>>34427105
Seconded

>>34427112
This

>>34427142
I rather like the sound of "The White Death Eagle of Tannana and Berlin"

>>34427142
It's like how people used to do back in the day where kings, warriors, etc had numerous epitaphs

>>34427064
>[] Is that what they're calling me now?

>>34427168
And then add that to our title as Guardian of Witches?
>Sir Frank Bishop, Guardian Protector of Witches, 1st Lord of Tannana, Berlin and the Baltics

>>34427064
>[x] Is that what they're calling me now?

>>34427199
Then you might as well just make up titles after that.

>Sir Frank "Sky King" Bishop, Lord Guardian Protector of Witches, 1st and Only Lord of Tannana, Scourge of Berlin and the Baltics.

>>34427064
>[] One and the same, General.

>>34427234
>And so, as his reputation grew amongst his allies and his terror struck the hearts of his enemies, noble Sir Bishop became known as Frank Bishop the White, Lord Guardian Protector of Witches, First and Only Lord of Tannana, Scourge of Berlin and the Baltics, Knight to the Tsarina Tabatha Kazinsky...

>>34427064
[X] Is that what they're calling me now?

>>34427282
Next thing you know, we have more titles than the Duke of Wellington...

>>34427306
Considering the situation, we might actually, de geso~

>>34427306
What about the Count of Basie?

>>34427282
>Knight to the Tsarina
>not Tsar

It's like you don't ship FronkxIce.

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>>34427317

>>34427328
We don't play jazz.

>>34427332
Unfortunately, succession precedence means that in a Froxice scenario Fronk would be considered Prince or Grand Duke - never Tsar.

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>>34427332
In a way, I do anon, it's just...
I don't think he'd like to roll like that.
Being a knight is a compromise.

>>34427306
How many titles does the Duke have anyways?

>>34427347
I now imagine Ika-Musume as an IJN Soryu-class witch with a squid familiar.

>>34427368
I lost count after Elephant of Denmark...

>>34427332
Besides, that's just the "official" title.
Behind closed doors, however...

>>34427368
Well to put some context, just saying every single title he has requires a text dump.

>>34427282

>... some say he still patrols the skies upon his mighty Steel Sky Steed, Revenant, with his trusty squire, The Most Chaste and Pure Lady Samantha "Merlin" Wells, Lady of Chastity and Machinery.

>Legends say he will return one day when the world is in peril; when the world once again is plunged into chaos. He will be the shining beacon of hope for us, and death to our enemies.

>>34427458
>Merlin not for lewds

Heresy.

>>34427458
>As Sir Bishop sleeps, man turns on man
His own blood and madness soon cover the earth
From the depths of despair awaken the Revenant
Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light...

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>>34427477
>thinking Merlin is in any way for lewds
Look at this heretic and laugh
His faith faltered

>>34427458
'Hic Iacet Francius, rex quondam rexque futurus'?

>>34427458
>"When history witnesses a great change, Razgriz reveals itself; first as a dark demon. As a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies. However, after a period of slumber, Razgriz returns..."

>>34427500
>Amidst the eternal waves of time
>From a ripple of change shall the storm rise
>Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon
>Behold the Revenant, its wings of black sheath

>>34427495
>thinking Merlin is not for lewds

It's almost like you don't worship Slannnesh.

>>34427526
>>34427531
Huh, that was weird. Looks like we had the same idea.

>>34427536
Goddam typo.

>>34427500

Didn't someone make something, paralleling Fronk to Arthur already? We ride with Merlin, we live(d) in a castle, we're surrounded by "knights"....

>>34427526
>>34427531
>>34427490
>>34427458
>>34427282

>Cum Historia, mutat valde Francius...

>>34427539
Great minds think alike, my friend.

>>34427562
That was from two or three threads ago, I think.
We even had the other witches play knights of the round.

>>34427599
Oh god, I remember that. Who were Lancelot and Guinevere? Mav and Slider?

>>34427599
Time to go archive diving

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>>34427571
Image related.

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>>34427634
So what kind of Ace is Frank?

Mercenary, Soldier, or Knight?

pic related as well

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>>34427631
Oh Gods, that was MY error. I apologize to the dice Gods for the slight.
(Image not related, just reminding myself about taking two different calibres)

Hic iacet sepultus inclitus rex Francius in insula Avalonia

etc.
http://allpoetry.com/Hic-Jacet-Arthurus-Rex-Quondam-Rexque-Futurus

>>34427659
Knight, hands down.

He's put his ass on the line to save people too many times. Never really gone headhunting or for collateral damage.

>>34427659
He's definitely a Soldier. Reading the tide of battle like a pro.

>>34427692
>>34427693
Okay, changing my vote to Knight.
Merlin would be the soldier, in a way.

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[x] Is that what they're calling me now?

You laugh lightly. “Is that what they're calling me, now?” You ask.

“Damn straight, son.” The American general growls, causing you to turn. You return his offered handshake. “General Crozier, seventy ninth infantry division.”

“Sir.” You say.

“That was a hell of a thing you pulled, son. What happened up there?” He asks, and general Cloutier nods, agreeing with the question.

You shrug lightly, so as to not distrub Katya's arm. “Just doing my job, General.”

the general barks a harsh, short laugh- drawing some looks. “HA!. Good one, son. But what happened? We saw it plain as day from the Divisional CP- one minute, there's three red dreads heading right towards us and we're trying to coordinate every patriot battery we've got to engage them, then bam!” He slams one fist into the palm of his hand. “There's one dread going down, one limping home, and another running with it's tail tucked between it's legs!”

“Not to mention the Russian fighters.” General Cloutier adds. “I lost nearly twenty mirages and twelve pilots in that fight. How is it you are able to attack them when they're so many in number and emerge unscathed?”

“Well, sir, I've got an incredible squadron backing me up.” You say, trying to be diplomatic.

“You can say that again, son.” General Crozier says. “And you're damn lucky. We thought for sure you were dead when ya did that. Ain't you the same one that did the same thing in Alaska?”

[] Yes, sir, that was me.
[] No sir. I hear that guy's dead.

>>34427738
[x] Yes, sir, that was me.

>>34427738
>[x] Yes, sir, that was me.

>>34427738
>[] Yes, sir, that was me.
It's not classified, I reckon?

>>34427738
>[] Yes, sir, that was me.
Almost paid for that one in full.

>>34427738
>[] Yes, sir, that was me.
Wearily. I think this might be uncomfortable for Frank.

>>34427738
[X] Yes, sir, that was me.
"There's a reason they gave me my old man's insignia of the 1/9 marines."

>>34427776
Seconded. Let's make it look that he's not really talking about ops stuff like this.

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I have a feeling the Dead One is ready for some CQC

>>34427738

>[] Yes, sir, that was me.
Try to be diplomatic and humble, yet with a sense that he's uncomfortable about it.

>>34427738
>[x] No sir. I hear that guy's dead.

>>34427738
>[] No sir. I hear that guy's dead.

>>34427738
>"Barely, sir"

>>34427738
>[] Yes, sir, that was me.

>>34427890
>I still have a bit of that engagement in me though

>>34427898
this too

How big exactly IS the bounty on our heads? It has to be in seven or eight figures now.

>>34427898
Katya will probably punch us but it needs to be said

>>34427941
Probably around the 1990 equivalent of 2.5 billion dollars in rubles.

>>34427941
Look up the Ice London trip it was said there. Or at least what was at one time or another.

>>34427962
Brigette's is still higher.

>>34427890
Thirding! This is just too perfect.

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>>34427976
Definitely. The Lady of Night probably has the 1990 equivalent of 10 Billion Dollars, in rubles.

>>34427738
[] Yes, sir, that was me.

>>34427976
If we get a proper polygamous relationship, will we combine the bounties? Fronk+ice+Slider+Brigette+Katya+<s>Mav</s>

>>34427962
>2.5 billion
>for Frank

Wonder what Merlin's bounty is or if it's a package deal.

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>>34428023
><s>Mav</s>
><s>

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>>34428023
>Wanted! Dead or Alive! Lord Protector Frank Bishop's Drinks Cabinet!

>>34427738
>Yes Sir, that was me.
"I wouldn't say I got out of that one without a scratch though. Still got a bit of my baby walkin around with me"
Commence patting lung with Tomcat shrapnel

>>34428040
They'd probably keep it as a separate bounty.
Provided they identified the Lady Overwatch of the White Eagle.

>>34428023

To spoiler shit you need to do [spoiler ] [ /spoiler] without the spaces.

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You think PSYOPS would drop leaflets of these over the soviet lines?

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[x] Yes, sir, that was me.

You nod, hesitantly. “Ye-Yes, sir. That was me.”

The general reaches out, taking your hand and shaking it again, wrapping it in both of his own. “That was damn fine work, son. Damn fine. You're why I'm here today, me and my boys. If you hadn'ta done... that, they'da been all over us, we'd have never made it out. You should get the damn Medal of honor for that one, son.”

You shrug. “They tell me I was up for it, but because I was acting against direct orders, it's ineligible.”

“Ain't that a bitch, son. I tell ya what, though, you always got a place to stay with the seven-nine. And you'll get one for Berlin, mark my damn words.” He says, then shifts his gaze past you. “Oop, 'scuse me, son, one of my old schoolmates just came in.” He walks past you, already calling “Henry! Henry you bastard! Ahhahaha! What the devil you doin here!?”

Your group watches him go. “He seems-“ You start.

“Very American.” Katya supplies, cutting you off.

You laugh. “Yeah, I guess so. Loud, for damn sure.”

She shrugs. “Like I said, American.”

The rest of them laugh briefly at the look on your face, then the general looks past Rosalie. “Ah, good. I hate to be leaving you, but I too, must go discuss matters with an old friend. Astrid?”

1/2

>>34428174
>no eagles
>no apple pie
>no baseball

GODLESS COMMUNIST/10

The witch nods, having been silent the entire time and seems to glide away with the general.

Rosalie smiles, watching them go. “Well, Katya, Frank, I will show you around some more, then I must be leaving. I need to be in Germany tomorrow morning, and don't wish to have no sleep when I arrive.”

You both laugh and follow her as she points out various people- witches, a few more generals- you nervously note some heads in a group with General Crozier turn your way, but none of the men leave their group. Even so, you can imagine the conversation going on over there.

As you return move to return to your seat, you're interrupted by a small gaggle of witches, each with an escort- some of them rank you, some of them don't. Katya pulls you in somewhat tighter- almost like she's claiming ownership. Bit soon for that, you think.

“So, Rosalie, is it true? This is the White Rose of Bagram and The Eagle?” One of them asks.

Rosalie looks back at you.

[] Sorry, we just look like them.
[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.
[] That's us.

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

Nope.

>>34428242
>[x] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

They're witches, witches like to gossip, we really do not need more bloody attention.

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>>34428174
Maybe man, is propaganda their department? As a matter of fact just what the hell do those guys do in a world war anyway?

>>34428242
[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

[PATRIOTISM INTENSIFIES]

>>34428220
So I guess no?

>>34428242

>[] That's us.
Things are getting outta hand though.

>Katya pulls you in somewhat tighter- almost like she's claiming ownership. Bit soon for that, you think.
Of course not, Man! Anytime is a good time!

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

>Katya pulls you in somewhat tighter- almost like she's claiming ownership. Bit soon for that, you think.
Well I'm certainly not complaining.

>>34428242
[x] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

>>34428242
[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.
"...but some people just call me Maurice."

>>34428242
>[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

>>34428242
>[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

To low profile or not... I'm pushing the button.

>>34428266
"Psychological operations (PSYOP) or, as it has been known since 2010, Military Information Support Operations (MISO) are planned operations to convey selected information and indicators to audiences to influence their emotions, motives, objective reasoning, and ultimately the behavior of governments, organizations, groups, and individuals."

In a way, yeah, politically-correct propaganda.

>>34428242
>[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

>>34428242
>[x] Sorry, we just look like them.

>>34428242
>[x] Sorry, we just look like them.

>>34428242
>[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

>>34428297
>Maurice

Is this an attempt at Gallic Humor? Because I like it.

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>>34428242
"Nope not us, we just stole their faces"
Make it obvious it's us, but also obvious we don't want to deal with their gossip and shit.

Also Katya is just keeping Frank safe for Ice

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

Rosalie halp.

>>34428242
>[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.
Hesitate on it though

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>>34428324

>>34428242
[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

Might as well tell her the truth.

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>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

>>34428324
Oh lordy my poor heart.

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>>34428334
>>34428324

>>34428242
"No, sorry. They call me the Baron."

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

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>>34428334
God damn fuck you man.
Now all I want to do is hug her.
FUCK.

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>>34428324
>Also Katya is just keeping Frank safe for Ice

Talk about sharing boss.

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>>34428334
You just HAD to post that!

>>34428242
>[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

The only reason I'm doing this is because we already mention it to the generals and word will pick up

>>34428242
>[] Sorry, we just look like them.

Last group of sparkles we talked to broke our cover.

>>34428334

I want to punch whoever is doing that to her in the nuts.

>>34428334
Who is that?

>>34428390
>I want to punch whoever is doing that to her in the nuts.

That's too harsh boss.
Knife to the throat. Easy.

>>34428390
But they already know we're here

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>>34428380
Wish I had the other of one this.

>>34428334
The butthurt generated by this one image never ceases to astound and amuse me. Post on, anon, post on.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4971 here y'all go

>>34428412
The slower word gets out the better.

>>34428242
>[x] Sorry, we just look like them.

>>34428400

Best of both worlds, knife to the taint.

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>>34428334

Take the waifu away.

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>>34428413
Wait nevermind found it.

>>34428242
>[] Well, I'm the guy they call the eagle, yeah.

On one hand I kind of want Katya to glare at them if they do anything funny.

On the other this might be a hastle.

But Rosalie seems to be on the spot.

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>>34428430
>Brofist.gif

>>34428431

The bitch behind the king has such a /smug/ look.

>>34428434
Well that theres sobering. Anybody here have any idea what the moonspeak in the images mean?

>>34428462
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1691672

>>34428462
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=blind

Both are there.

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>>34428431

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34428462
>>34428466
>>34428470

I kind of get that some artists do this to keep the balance or something to that effect.

Just... Damn.

>>34428434

Reading the translated shit is so fucking rage-inducing.

>>34428431
>>34428455
>>34428483
what is this

>>34428503
A rage-inducing manga. Like really fuck everyone in that series but the salve girl and the MC.

>>34428511
sauce or name please?

could do with some reading material.

>>34428517
It's called The Rise of the Shield Hero, or Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari

>>34428517
Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari

Let's wring some more emotions out of this lull!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9PfzuQi2sg

>>34428334
>>34428434
I want to strangle whoever thinks these are a good idea.

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>>34428422
I have to admit it's fun to watch after posting those two images.

>>34428434
Now that is suffering.

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Ghost hasn't posted in a while...

HAHA TIME FOR WAIFU WARS

Slider wins for best tail. This is not up for debate because hugs.
Katya wins for best fuzzy ears.

Who wins for fluffiest tail? or is it a tie?

>>34428634
ice, no question.

>>34428634
I like to think Ice or Stalinka in terms of fluffiness but Slider has best tail overall.

>>34428634
Tie man. They're both good in their own ways.

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>>34428434
>>34428413
>>34428334
Every fucking time...

>>34428634
Ice. Brigette is best cuddles/carry because ragdoll.

>>34428634

I lean towards Ice myself.

>>34428634
Ice wins the tail.
But Brigitte wins [spoilers]Delicious Brown skin[\spoilers]
Damn iPads not having ctrl+s

>>34428634
>>34428639
>>34428646
>>34428649
>>34428660

I say, chaps, what say you if we had a witch in our unit that had a caucasian shepherd or black bear familiar? Wouldn't that count as competition for XO Slider? Though I know she has best hugs

>>34428660
>best cuddles
>not dem Slider hugs
You must be trippin'

Fronk still needs polygamy advice from Joe and/or the sherkz at some point

>>34428686

Nah, constrictors are made for deathly, close, intimate hugs that suck the life out of you. Their hugs wrap around your entire being for that one last embrace that you will never leave. Not that you'd ever want to.

The Sloidah's hugs are that, but with tits.

>>34428705

"Stay hydrated."

>>34428719
Yeah, I know, I believe in the Sloidah hug, man.

I'm just wondering what would happen if some other cuddle-ables entered the picture.

>>34428742
Stockin' on electrolytes won't be enough!

>>34428742
LOL!!!!!!!

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>>34428786
...?

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>>34428786
>LOL!!!!!!!

>>34428774

Oh, then sure. Witch with a black bear familiar would have a sensitive stubby tail, serving as a sort of panic button when she embraces you too hard. A shepherd witch's hugs would be enthusiastic and sloppy, making up for the lack of strength.

>>34428823
>enthusiastic and sloppy
Hmm, now that you mention it...
>Sloidah in frat party mode
>introduces new witch to fronk
>Sloppy hug! SLOPPY HUG!

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[x] Sorry, we just look like them.

You shake your head. “Sorry, we just look like them. Get it all the time, though.”

The witch looks at you with closer scrutiny- and at your name plate. “Trying to avoid the press, Mister Bishop?” She asks. Damn.

You nod. “Exactly, miss...?”

“Wolff.” She says. “USMC.”

You should have recognized the Marine dress blues- though the witch's dress skirt is probably a bit shorter than regulation, stopping well above her knee. Like, a good four or five inches above her knee.”

“Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Wolff.” You say, nodding. “But we were just getting ready to sit back down, and-”

“So how did you do it?” She asks- clearly having taken charge of this little group. “There's no way a man should have been able to do what you've been doing.”

“I suspect, when they figure it out, the matrons from Castle Barin will publish it.” You say, somewhat testily.

She nods. “I see. I'm sorry for taking your time, Mister Bishop.” She grins. “Don't worry, we won't tell the reporters you're here.”

“Thank god for that.” You say, under your breath as they walk off. “That was odd.”

Rosalie shrugs. “Very strange.” She checks her watch. “Ah! I must be going. I'm sorry, Frank, Katya, I cannot stay longer.”

“Do not worry. We will be leaving now, too, I am thinking.” Katya says. “I do not trust that witch at all. She is playing at something.”

Rosalie nods, and the four of you make your way to the doors, stepping into the lobby, where your escort stands up. “Ready to go?” He asks.

You nod. “Our friends are leaving, we have no reason to stay.”

He nods. “Of course. I will signal the inspector, one moment.”

1/2

You part ways with Rosalie and Jean-luc outside. “See you in a few days, Rosalie.” you say, returning her brief hug. “Jean-luc, any chance we'll see you tomorrow?”

He shrugs. “It is possible, but unlikely. We will be moving to the rail yard tomorrow, to begin our movement to Poland. Perhaps if you stop by and they let you in, we can talk some.”

You nod. “It's either that or the Louvre.” You say.

“It would be nice to see the Louvre.” Katya supplies. “So do not take it personally if we do not see you tomorrow, Jean-luc.”

He laughs. “I am far less interesting than the Louvre, I am told. It does not bother me. Good night my friends!”

“That wasn't too bad.” you say, as you and Katya step into the limo.

She shakes her head. “It was nowhere near as nerve making as the red army ball. It was almost relaxing.”

You can't say you agree, but you're willing to admit it was well worth it to see her in that dress. Though you'd better probably keep that one to yourself.

>>34428742
Funnily enough I was drinking when I read that, and suffice it to say I nearly soaked my laptop in coke. 10/10 anon I lold.

>>34428871
>The witch looks at you with closer scrutiny- and at your name plate. “Trying to avoid the press, Mister Bishop?” She asks. Damn.

Clever girl.

>>34428889
>You can't say you agree, but you're willing to admit it was well worth it to see her in that dress. Though you'd better probably keep that one to yourself.

Yes indeedy.

>>34428906
Velociraptor Familiar?

>>34428896
I'm here all week

>>34428926
Clevah Girhl...

And that's it for the night!

Couple things: no. I have not forgotten about Konstantina and Natalya being in Paris. Yes, we will run into them.

Second: I *may* have to skip next week, I'm not sure yet. It's related to a friend of mine, she's kinda in a bad way. I'm going to try and go see her, see if I can't cheer her up a bit, over the weekend, but if I do that means next week may be out.

Third: sorry for the long run tonight, fellas. Got kiiiind of carried away trying to hunt down suitable pictures for Katya's dress. I was unsuccessful. I'm gonna see if I can't scare up a drawfag to handle it, I hear decu's doing requests again, haha.

And that's about it. I'll hang around some to answer questions, looks like there may have been some misunderstanding about some beloved sci fi IPs in setting, so I'll clear that up if it needs it. otherwise, I'll be in the IRC, like usual- though if you get me there and I don't answer, I may be at work. haha.

Anyway, gents, that's it for now, we'll be back next week at the usual time, circumstances permitting. till then, guys, cheers!

We should have just admitted it.

>>34428946

Ghostdivas getting some~

>>34428946

Warhammer 40k.

What is happening with that?

>>34428889
>You can't say you agree, but you're willing to admit it was well worth it to see her in that dress. Though you'd better probably keep that one to yourself.
Aw man, you had one job. ONE. JOB.

>>34428906
Indubitably.

>>34428946
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmNVlw8FP5E
Thanks for running boss!

>>34428926
Now that's an interesting point, can there be familiars for extinct animals? What if a witches familiar GOES extinct during her lifetime?

>>34428946
Thanks for the thread Ghost.

What would had happened if we admitted it?

>>34428889
>You can't say you agree, but you're willing to admit it was well worth it to see her in that dress. Though you'd better probably keep that one to yourself.

>>34428955
Gonna have to agree with this guy here. ONE JOB.

>>34428960
>Extinct Familiars
Holy crap, Sabre-tooth Tiger Witch or Tasmanian Tiger Witch, here we go~

>>34428954

Oh, it's going. Witches are broadly covered under the psyker rules. HOPE YOU LIKE ROLLING FOR POWERS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34428960
Depends if we take the canon that has familiars as actual animals. If they're actual animals, then they can't go extinct without the witch losing their familiar.

A coal stove kept Colonel Artyom Glukhovsky’s tent comfortably warm for the three people inside. Georgy and Sofia Lel sat next to each other near the stove as the Colonel poured them some tea. They graciously accepted the cups and began sipping the hot brew. Glukhovsky remained standing while he cradled his own cup. The worried lines creasing his face caused an uneasy feeling to well up in Georgy. He had seen the old man worried before, but this seemed different. Glukhovsky appeared to try to speak a few times, his mouth opening and closing.

“What’s the matter, Papa?” Sofia moved to her father. Concern welled from her voice.

Glukhovsky seemed to steady himself, steeling his resolve. "Three days from now, we are to make a two prong push into NATO held territory. Most of our consolidated forces will be in the North, towards Poznan. One of Stalin's 'toys,'" Disgust coated the word as he spoke, "will lead the attack there. Sofia, you and your witches along with Georgy and his tanks will spear head the push towards Wroclaw, in the South.”


The Colonel paused for just a moment, gouging the reactions of the couple’s faces. Georgy sat in silence, still trying to absorb the information, but Sofia starred at him perplexed, before opening her mouth to question him.

Glukhovsky did not give her a chance speak. “And before you ask, yes you will have support. I have been able to gather a few more witches for you, and Georgy’s platoon will be re-enforced, merged into yours. You will also be accompanied by most of the 20th Tanks Division and a number of motorized divisions as well.”

>>34428979
Sisters of battle witches when

>>34428970

Nah it gets better.

Cavewitch.

>>34428979
Wait what? 40K Strike witches edition?

>>34428998

Dammit, I was just about ask that.

>>34428979
Yes!

>HOPE YOU LIKE ROLLING FOR POWERS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Psychic Phenomena Count: 23
>Perils of the Warp Count: 5

>>34428995
“Papa, why are you telling us this now? There will be a briefing that includes the other commanders soon, no? I understand the risks, but how is this any different from any other time?” Sofia clasped her father’s hands in her own. She grinned as the big man bowed his head. With one hand she lifted his chin back up, and wiped away a tear with the other. “Papa, I’ve never seen you like this before. Tell us what’s wrong.”

“Yes Colonel!” Georgy jumped from his chair. “Acting as vanguard is no challenge. I can assure you that my men and I are up to it. We will make you and the Motherland proud!”

The older man nodded wearily. “Yes. Yes. I believe you will. However, I think there is something else you should know. There are some in the General Staff who doubt my loyalty. They think I am holding back, being too cautious. The bastards think we should be at the borders of Paris by now.” He sneered. “Consider this a test.”

He looked Georgy and Sofia over before continuing. “They wish to punish me, but eyes will be on you the entire time. You are not expected to break through to Wroclaw, but to take pressure off the divisions attacking in the North.”

Dodo bird witches were stalked and murdered for their feathers, upperclass women everywhere pretended they didn't know where the feathers came from, witch covens the world over nearly erupted into organized rebellion.....

>>34428999
Shiit.
I kinda remember Joanne of Arc had a--bird familiar was it?

>>34429010
“Leave it to us, Comrade Colonel.” Georgy thumped his chest. “We will pave the way to Berlin, the Paris, then to the Atlantic coast!”

Glukhovsky unleashed his renowned boisterous laugh. “HAH! I suppose I have nothing to worry about, eh? You have grown into a good man, Georgy. You do me and you father both proud.”

“A long way from the scaredy cat he used to be.” Sofia started laughing herself, crushing Georgy in a bear hug.

“You two are right. I have no reason to worry. As I said before, you will have re-enforcements, but I shall see if I can drudge anything else up for you. Come, let’s get to main tent for the actual briefing.” The Colonel walked to the entrance of the tent, holding the flap open and beckoning the other two through.

Georgy and Sofia made their way silently to the large tent in the center of the base. Colonel Glukhovsky parted with them saying he would meet them there after he picked up a few things from his tent. He recognized the tent they approached as the one he had reported to when he had first arrived. A number of other officers and Senior NCO’s were still entering as they arrived. Dasha greeted them as they entered, escorting them to three seats she had saved.

>>34429014

Joan was actually not a witch.

>>34429005
The Witch Empress of All Mankind bless you brother.

>>34428946
>Third: sorry for the long run tonight, fellas. Got kiiiind of carried away trying to hunt down suitable pictures for Katya's dress. I was unsuccessful. I'm gonna see if I can't scare up a drawfag to handle it, I hear decu's doing requests again, haha.
How on Earth can you think this is a bad thing?

>>34429022
“Everyone seems excited.” Dasha stretched lethargically, acting anything but excited. “Care to take a guess where we’ll be heading next?”

“You silly woman. It’s pretty obvious we are heading west!” Georgy from the other side of Sofia, then immediately dodged a smack from Dasha.

“Oh stop it you two. Behave yourself.” Sofia glared at the curious faces that turned to investigate the commotion. “You two act worse than children!”

A sudden blast of cold air interrupted their argument and silenced the rest of the tent. Colonel Glukhovsky stepped inside, his enormous size blocking out the light from the outside. Everyone snapped to attention as he walked to the podium at the front. He looked everyone over before calling them to stand down. The clatter of chairs was the only noise as he turned his back to the audience and unrolled a large map for all to see.

“Comrades, as you know, we are here, outside of Kalisz.” Glukhovsky pointed to a small point on the map indicating their location. He traced a line to another town circled in red. “This is our target, Wroclaw. To the North,” he traced another line up the map, “is Poznan. The main push will be here. A new prototype will be leading the attack to crush NATO resistance. Our duty is to divert as many NATO forces to our position as possible.”

>>34428979

Oooooooh, Possessed Witches~

>>34429024
But wasn't her image shown in the Movie with familiars..?

>>34429027

In the name of the Goddess-Empress of Mankind!

Betrayed by her son, THE HORSE

>>34429043
>not hellcow

>>34429036
The Colonel stopped for a moment as whispers in the crowd grew louder. They ceased immediately as he turned around to face them. Glukhovsky rested his hands on his podium, leaning to face his men and witches.

“Comrades, this will not be an easy fight. It will be our most difficult challenge since the start of this war.”

He paused to look over the faces focused on him. Worry and fear showed on the younger ones under his command. Most of the rest stared back with solemn, understanding eyes. They knew he always asked for everything, and the Colonel knew they would give it. A number of them even looked excited, hungry to test themselves against the odds. Glukhovsky had never felt the same way about combat himself, but he respected it.

“This will be a huge gamble. But, if it pays off, we will be on Berlin’s doorstep; and soon after that to France. I have the utmost confidence in all of you. Many of us have already been bloodied in Afghanistan and those of you too young for that fight have more than proven yourselves thus far. You are ready; I know this, and I can say I am proud to fight for the Motherland alongside each one of you.”

>>34429043
>Suddenly Imperial Marine Witches. Lots of them.

>>34429032
Seconding.

>>34429040
In London when we went to the museum where it was mentioned that she wasn't a witch.

Besides which large swathes of the original SW universe is decidedly not canon here.

>>34429049
Several in the crowd unconsciously sat straighter as he spoke. All eyes were focused on the Colonel.

'Good,' he thought. Doubt was the last thing his officers needed right now. The next few hours went by quickly. Glukhovsky spent the time detailing smaller parts of the plan, and answering as many questions as he could. The noon sun shone down on them as they excited the tent afterward.

Sofia stretched as she, Georgy, and Dasha walked out into the sun. It was still chilly outside but the sun felt good on their skin.

“As usual, your father is good at stirring up fighting spirit.” Dasha covered her mouth and yawned. “Though it gets old after being around him for so long.”

“You’re just a dull person. I don’t think I’ve seen you seen you get excited about anything aside from causing others pain.” Georgy snarked from the other side of Sofia. “I don’t think that’s a healthy mindset. You should find yourself a hobby, I think.”

“Big words from a little man who hides behind his woman. Maybe I could make a hobby of smacking you around?”

The two bickering adults were too oblivious to watch out for the chops to their skulls.

“Really, you two! What did I tell you both earlier? You both truly are worse than children.”
Sofia sighed and rubbed her temples. “Let’s go get some lunch. Father wants to meet with us again at the striker hangar.”

The other two agreed, though Georgy stuck his tongue out at Dasha while Sofia was not looking. Dasha made a halfhearted swipe at him but another look from Sofia ended the bickering before they started snickering. Sofia sighed before resigning herself with a small smile as they entered the mess tent.

>>34429048
Haha.
WAIT.

>>34429051
The zoo, maybe? Ethiopia?

>>34429053
Ah, I gotta archive-binge more when we have lulls.

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>>34428979

Who wants to bet how many bitches Sanguinius has going for him by the time Horus pulls his little stunt?

>>34429058
-

Four pairs of eyes tracked the three entering the tent from behind a nearby parked truck. Four young witches crawled from behind the truck and ran towards their tent. Junior Lieutenant Margarite Tarshev held the flap open as the other three ran in.

“I told you something was happening!” Svetlana Tsimmerman hopped around the tent, bouncing from cot to cot. “They wouldn’t get all the officers together unless something important was about to happen!”

“Where do you think we’re going next?” Yana Llhyin asked, hugging her pillow on her bunk.
“Hopefully back to the front. We have the Western forces on the run; we’ve been wasting too much time here.” Margarite huffed as she plopped down on her own cot.

Svet jumped from her cot, landing on Verniy Savinka’s.

“Whatcha think, Verniy?” Twisting around and falling backward, she let her head drop on Verniy’s lap. “I bet we head out any day now.”

“We’re have to see what the Captain says.” Verniy replied calmly.

“Harumph!” Svet pouted. “You’re no fun.”

She jumped up again and grabbed some candy from her bunk before settling down and chewing happily.

Margarite threw a few errant strands of hair over her shoulder with a flick of her wrist. “There’s no reason for us to speculate, all we have to do is prepare ourselves. We need to make Captain Sofia proud and-“

A pillow to her face cut her off.

>>34429013

This quest needs more exotic animal witches. Turtle Witches, Croco witches, Manta-Witches, Jelly-witches. Ghost Pls.

>>34429072
All.

>>34429003
I have an image for this, but Time Warner is fucking me right now

>>34429058
“Look at you, acting like an officer.” Svet jibbed in a sing song tone. “I bet you don’t even care what the Captain thinks. You just wanna impress her hubby.”

The other two girls giggled as Magarite’s face turned several shades of red. “Th-that’s ridiculous! I would neverOOF!“ Another pillow to the face cut her off.

“Don’t worry, Margarite, you little secret is safe from us.” Verniy chimed in.

Yana only laughed into her pillow.

Margarite’s response was to charge Svet with her own pillow. “We’ll see who’s laughing after I shove this down your throat!”

The sounds of laughter and rough-housing carried through witches' section of the camp.

-

Stomachs full, Georgy, Sofia, and Dasha walked through the doors to the witches’ hangar.
The first thing Sofia noticed was two more sets of tank strikers that had not been there earlier. The next was two unfamiliar witches who were in the middle of a conversation with the Colonel in the center of the building. She noted that they seemed to be around the same as her, which could be advantageous; another set of rookies would only make things that much more difficult the next few days.

The first woman was the shorter of the two. Her tan complexion and dark brown hair done up in a ponytail clashed with her light blue eyes. A small, round, cute face focused on Colonel Glukhovsky with a neutral expression. Her crossed arms belayed her impatience: it seemed they had been waiting for several minutes. The second witch, a tall blonde woman, yawned. A small scar blemished her left cheek, but it didn’t take anything away from her roguish good looks.

>>34429078
>Exotic Animal Familiars
So what, Platypus witches? You want that..?
Wait. Poison fingers.
Okay, that works...

>>34429086

The Colonel was the first to notice them walk up. “Ah, here we are. Captain, allow me to introduce you to your new witch attachment. This is Senior Lieutenant Rozalina Emine.”

Rozalina gave the three a quick appraisal before standing to attention. “It is a pleasure to meet you, Comrade Captain, and Comrades Lieutenants.”

“And this,” the Colonel waved his hand to the other witch, “is Lieutenant Alyona Sizy.”

Sizy gave a small nod. “A pleasure, Captain.”

“These two witches will be your support, your eyes and ears for the assault. They specialize in scouting, an invaluable asset for our task.”

“It’s a pleasure, Lieutenants.” Sofia eyed the two new arrivals. Doubts swam through mind, but the two of them held themselves confidently, and her father seemed to have a good impression of them. That would have to do.


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And that's it for tonight. Hope you guys liked it!

>>34429078

>in DnD 2E

>Rust Monster Witch
>Slime Witch
>Poring Witch

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>>34429078
>>34429092
We need an all-Australian familiar troupe.

Or an all-bayou unit.

Your ball Ghost-boss.

>>34429072

His Legion's Witch Auxilia is probably formed exclusively from witches madly in love with him.

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>>34429103
>>Rust Monster Witch

>>34429103
Ahaha.

>Rust Monster
What nightmare are you trying to bring in this world??

>>34429115
Basically, Konstantina's on roids.

>>34429105

Ghost pls.

Kangaroo (or any marsupial) Witches are Australian Aboriginals who work in close mother-daughter pairs.

Jellyfish-Witch longs for contact with someone, but is afraid her powers will hurt those she comes close to.

Koala-Witches are patient, single-minded, and a bit "~ara~ara".

Cassowary-Witches are hyper-aggressive solitary assholes until they come across someone they like.

This shit practically writes itself.

>>34429154

I was typing up a response when I remembered the other thing Konstantina is known for apart from being ridiculously deadly.

No wonder they're so besotted with him.

>>34429167
Wait, don't forget the Emu witches. Not even the Australian army can take down those BAMFs.
(Yes, it happened in real life. Emu's beating army dudes.)

>>34429182
The only people with more undying loyalty would probably be Imperial Marines.

>>34429196
Someone has to have that image

>>34429212
Not exactly an image, but it was called the GREAT EMU WAR
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

>>34429072
The real question is how many otherwise loyalist witches were seduced by Magnus the red[\spoiler]

>>34429078
Sloth witch
Butterfly witch
Peacock witch
Bird of paradise witch
Giant bird eating spider witch
Flying snake witch
Golden eagle witch
Dolphin witch
Wolverine witch
Komodo dragon witch
Polar bear witch
Honey badger witch
Canada goose witch

>>34429270
>Giant bird eating spider witch
Wait, we have arachnid familiars now?!

>>34429301
You can't stop us you're not a cop.

>Spider witches
>butterfly witches
>penicillin witches

>>34429270
Anteater witch
Armadillo witch
Condor witch
Porpoise witch

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>>34429326
>penicillin witches

Write on, man.

>>34429270
>>34429328
>>34429326

Moose witch
Tarsier witch
Barnacle witch

>>34429167

Funnily enough, Brigitte was supposed to be a crocodile. Kinda fell through when the only halfway acceptable images... weren't even halfway acceptable. I mean, there's some anthro croc women, but that's not a witch.

Thus, we got housecat Brigitte. Which kinda works, since it seems so unassuming. Kinda like the ragdoll cat, though it occurs to me that'd either be hypersexy or boring as hell.

>>34429349
sponge witch
sea cucumber witch
mi-go witch
human witch

>>34429377
Martian witch

>>34429364
>Kinda like the ragdoll cat, though it occurs to me that'd either be hypersexy or boring as hell.

Is the ragdoll related to Dr. Claw's cat?

>>34429377
What's a mi-go?

>human witch
rarest form.

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>>34429082
>>34429003

>>34429401

Fungi alium from Cthulhutech.

>>34429270

Sloth Witch: Ultimate Sniper witch, though a bit slow.

Butterfly Witch: Stings like a bee.

Peacock Witch: Very Flamboyant.

Bird of Paradise Witch: "Tap for Mana"

Giant Spider Witch: Likes to hug. The hugs are not entirely friendly.

Flying Snake Witch: Loli Slider.

Golden Eagle Witch: A Dangerous Grip Strength

Dolphin Witch: No sense of right or wrong.

Wolverine Witch: 5'3" and mean as fuck.

Komodo Dragon Witch: Her breath leaves much to be desired.

Polar Bear Witch: Refreshing Hugs.

Honey Badger Witch: Gives no fucks.

Canadian Goose Witch: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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>>34429389

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>>34429377
>human witch
>how

>>34429410
>Cthulhutech.
Try Watcher in Darkness

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>34429418
>Dolphin Witch: No sense of right or wrong.

>Dolphin rape caves

>>34429424

Blargh, the only reason I remember it like that was because I remember them being mentioned in a Cthulhutech game I knew.

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>>34429418
>Canadian Goose Witch: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Pic related.

>>34429424
>>34429410
I should get Nyarko-san out of my head.

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>>34429432
Yep

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>>34429448
impossible

>>34429377

All human women are human witches in disguise.

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>>34429432
>>34429444
>>34429468
Deep One witch

>>34429468
I wish I had the Nyaruko Kamen Rider Black pic...

>>34429476
Holy jumping Chihuahuas

>>34429468
>>34429476
The Witch in Yellow...

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>>34429224
>"The machine-gunner's dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."
mfw

>>34429418
The goose witch would be like a SS13 clown, only instead of humour her HONKs are a harbringer of PAIN.

>Giant Spider Witch: Likes to hug. The hugs are not entirely friendly.
She likes to hug alright, but she always pins the other person's arms while doing so. also a big fan of bondage

>>34429364
When I was sorting the cats by criteria it was a tie between Ragdolls and Mains Coons. Both make equal sense from a visual perspective, I just though ragdoll was funnier given the total dissonance between familiar and career/bloodlust.

>though it occurs to me that'd either be hypersexy or boring as hell.
It would only be boring as hell if it happened a lot, but Brigitte strikes me as the least likely person to be found in a princess carry.

>>34429503
Thetan witch

>>34429522
You gotta love how nature can turn tough trench veterans into poor shadows of themselves.

>>34429530
Azhora-Ta witch.

>>34429567
Tulpa witch

>>34429522
Whups I forgot the other half of the spoiler tag.

>>34429476
Hell we don't even need fiction to pull horrible things from the deep.

Giant squid witch
Goblin shark witch
Angler fish witch
Antlion witch
Spitting cobra witch
Trapdoor spider witch
Pistol shrimp witch
Mantis shrimp witch
Bobbit worm witch

>>34429589
Has Science Gone Too Far?!

>>34429592
tapeworm witch
>>34429595
yes and there is nothing you can do about it

>>34429592
>Angler Fish witch
Yukari Akiyama?

>pistol shrimp
Heck yeah! One inch punch that goes supersonic!

>Bobbit worm witch
Holy...

>>34429589
>>34429595
We need to go further!

>>34429618
deformed-twin-who-died-in-the-womb witch

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>34429639

>Familiar is and extra set of ears and a atrophied third leg

>>34429592

Giant Squid Witch: The Best, Stickiest, Hugs.

Goblin Shark Witch: Esther Lefkowitz, Sub-Witch.

Angler Fish Witch: A real man-eater.

Antlion Witch: Best Pillow Forts.

Spitting Cobra Witch: Sloppy as Fuck.

Trapdoor Spider "Witch": ....

Pistol Shrimp Witch: A rare breed of CQC tank witch. Nothing can come close.

Bobbit Worm Witch: ... never ask for Oral.

>>34429656
>Pistol Shrimp Witch description

Basically, the Boss if she were a witch.

>>34429522

Well, now, don't misconstrue Brigitte. She's a professional- yeah, she's a witchkiller, and she did put rounds into the guys that saw her, but she didn't go out of her way to start killing people the way, say Raikov would have.

>>34429656

you guys are strange.

>>34429698
I still say we go for an all-bayou unit

>>34429655
Double the organs! Double the fun!

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>>34429655
>>34429639
>>34429750
Okay guys I think that's going a LITTLE TOO FAR...

>>34429750
>>34429698

>"True Facts about the Mantis Shrimp Witch...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

>>34429781
The fact that these little fellas can spear aquariums is cool and scary at the same time.

>>34429717

Hillarious animals wise, I say Aussie Witches

In regards to actual interest in the SWQ fluff, I'd go with Bayou Witches. Brigitte's one-shot made hints towards their coven's secrets of "mana transfer".

Bayou Coven abducts Frank....

>>34429698
Well maybe bloodlust isn't the right word. But maybe the cat isn't such a bad fit after all. Cats are friendly and docile most of the time but they can be capable of great violence if the need arises. Highly skilled but often lazy predators basically.

I used to see hummingbirds around my house, that was several years ago. And one time my patio door was open and this raccoon started to come inside. My cat went BERSERK, leaped onto the raccoon and chased it out of my yard and across the street while hissing and clawing at it. Never saw that raccoon again, which was great because anyone who thinks raccoons are cute never had corrosive parasite infested shit eating a hole in your roof shingles.

Hell I've even seen videos of house cats attacking crocodiles and having the crocs back down. TLDR I'm glad she's on our side.

>>34429804
>Bayou Coven abducts Frank....

Oh you be sure dat be one hell of a ride, I ga-ron-tee.

>Aussie Witches
Yep, but I think we still have some Aussie familiars left out...

>>34429804
>>34429838
I vote for aquatic familiar witches so that I can have mantis shrimp with bully an octowitch.

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>>34429830
>TLDR I'm glad she's on our side.

Gotta love them felines. Especially the ones that need catnip just to stay calm.

>>34429853
>octowitch
I prefer squid witch de geso~

>>34429874
cuttlefish witch, that's my final offer

>>34429906
Okay, take my Jar of Dirt, this deal's going down. She better have Seawolf strikers...

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>>34429874
>Ika Musume Witch
Don't know why I want this, but I do

>>34429933
Yeheheah, that's right

>>34429838
>Wats da mattah colonel sanders, shiken?

>>34429919
How would a cuttlefish familiar manifest? I'm guessing that she would have fins manifesting on her hips with a couple tentacles dangling as a "tail".

Funny side note. Back when me Kota and the guys thought up subwitches we decided that substrikers were primarily backpack units combining thrusters with a pressure helmet. This meant that instead of walking around in panties all the time subwitches would do the reverse and never wear shirts. Make of that what you will.

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>>34430052
>Dat Pun
Gotta love bayou humor.

>subwitches would do the reverse and never wear shirts. Make of that what you will.

I'll... be in my bunk.

>>34430052
>Back when me Kota and the guys thought up subwitches
Man, I certainly ain't taking any credit for it, but I remember participating in some of those discussions in the SWQ threads. Jesus that was a long time ago

>we shall never witness a sea cucumber witch vomit her entrails as part of a daring maneuver to rescue her squad mates
>we will never be able to speculate on her relationship with the pearlfish witch

>>34430133
>Stuff

Man I love aquatic biology already

>>34430163
>Octowitch is pregnant. when questioned, she reveals that she held hands with a local boy.

>>34430284
Wait, that only makes sens if the local boy is also an octopus.

>>34430284
Probably the only witch that Konnie-chan should worry about as far as holding hands is concerned.

>>34430133

> "The Sea Cucumber Witch and the Pearlfish Witch share a symbiotic relationship with each other. The Pearlfish Witch uses the Sea Cucumber Witch as a place of protection and safety. The Sea Cucumber Witch, however, gains a Pearlfish witch up her butt. Win Win."

>>34430333
>That's it for our aquatic biology lesson today, kids! Tune in next time!

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Here I sit at 5 AM reading the thoughts of people who are trying to transform deep sea creatures into girls who don't wear pants and have jet engine leg things.

Sometimes I just...I just don't know

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>>34430364
Early morning caffeine does that to you man.

>>34430123
Oh wow, I actually still have the IRC log for that night. Just prior to this we were discussing how to prank the Lexington by replacing it's flag with panties. This was back when the SWQ trollercoaster was in full swing and you might be able to guess which thread happened that day. I doubt anyone cares but this is how it went down:

>[23:48] <&Kota> We're getting Submarine Witches?
>[23:49] <Starshadow> ergh
>[23:49] <&Kota> Fuckin' A.
>[23:49] <Starshadow> navy witches, technically
>[23:49] <&Kota> Do I look like I give a fuck?
>[23:49] <Starshadow> scuba strikers
>[23:49] <Starshadow> hmm
>[23:49] <Starshadow> you know...
>[23:49] <Starshadow> come to think of it, I don't see any reason why strikers wouldn't work underwater

A couple minutes later:

>[23:54] <Starshadow> MAGIC MERMAID WITCHES, IN BIKINIS, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>[23:54] <Starshadow> Ursula, get on that
>[23:55] <Dante41> SILLINESS
>[23:55] <+Zanraptora> Hmm
>[23:55] <+Zanraptora> Actually
>[23:55] <+Zanraptora> I think it's totally hilarious if you could tell a sub witch from a strike witch because no sub witches wear shirts
>[23:55] <Starshadow> NICE
>[23:56] <&Kota> lol
>[23:56] <Starshadow> makes sense, the diving equipment would cover the head and chest
>[23:56] <&Kota> They wear half of their substriker unit at all time
>[23:56] <Starshadow> so the skin contact would be all on the torso
>[23:56] <&Kota> For quick deployment and survival
>[23:56] <+Zanraptora> More specfically, why fucking bother with a shirt if it's always gonna be soaked
>[23:56] <Starshadow> and the legs would only be used to steer....
>[23:56] <Dante41> SLLLLIIIINNNEE- oh who'm I kidding

It got progressively sillier as the insonmia crept in. But really when you think about it subwitches make a lot of sense, and they are pretty damn scary too. We all saw what Brigitte could do just swimming up a river. Imagine being on a sub just knowing that a school of dolphin witches are chasing you with limpet mines in hand

>>34430409
We need to revive this for the inevitable boss fight with ROOTMARS