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How would your current adventure be different if it had started in a Dragon's belly?
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>>34491283
We would all be dead.
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Everyone would have yelled at me for shoehorning my vore fetish into the game, and they'd have left.
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Nice cleverly hidden Homestuck thread, OP.
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The dragon has recruited the party to clear a parasite infestation from its upper intestine. It's not the most pleasant job, but the dragon is paying them very well for it.
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>>34491840
I will use this.
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>>34491840
I remember that minigame from Banjo-Tooie.
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Not a great deal.

"I cast Spontaneous Immolation." would still have been our sorcerer's opening line.
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You have arrived. After a journey from the Mountainhomes into the forbidden wilderness beyond, your harsh trek has finally ended. Your party of seven dwarves is to survive digestion from the belly of the beast.

There are almost no potions left, but with stout labor comes salvation. Whether by axe, spell or diplomacy, provide for your dwarves. You are expecting a caravan just before the intestines entombs you, but your in the stomach now. Enough time to delve secure lodging, ere the parasites get hungry. A new chapter of dwarven history begins here, at this place, Zutash Ragoth, the "Ancient of Beast".

Strike the Flesh!
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>>34497099
> Dwarven parasites digging a fortress inside a living dragon's guts.
> mfw
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>>34491283
There'd probably be less elves to eat.
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>>34497198
Essentially, this.

I'm guessing there was a bright light at the end of that dark cave. The anus.
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You're assuming that we didn't start inside a belly.
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>>34497099
What would be the benefits of living inside a dragon - beside living inside a dragon.

And what would such a feat require, beside acid resistance?
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>>34491283
They would never get out or midway through they'd realize they were in a dragoness's womb, maybe both
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>>34497457
>What would be the benefits of living inside a dragon - beside living inside a dragon.
Near unassailable home, easy access to powerful spell components, constant stream of food, water, and gold/valuables the dragon eats immediately comes to mind

>And what would such a feat require, beside acid resistance?
Well elemental resistance depending on the dragon's type and some way to stay un crushed
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>>34491283
Wasn't there a dwarf in Neverwinter Nights (Hordes of the Underdark maybe?) who got eaten by a black dragon? I remember that he had an amulet of acid resistance and he ate his way out of the dragon in question. He had to eat his way through his former companions, but he did get to dine on the dragon's liver while it still lived...
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>>34497566
You'd need a DC80 check to crawl inside, or use magic portals to avoid the whole anus/stomach entirely. A womb would be far more hospitable place to build.
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>>34497768
Dc80 is for a human, I'd imagine it's a lot less for a dragon

Though you are right about the womb being more hospitable plus with a decent sized dragon you probably could ignore the check entirely when you crawl in. Additionally there's a good chance she'll enjoy it though you do run the risk of her liking it too much and not letting you out
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I now want to enter a campaign by being a warforged in a dragon's stomach. So when the party barbarian or whatever is eaten, I can just be nonchalantly "Hey. Guess I'm your new neighbour. Name's Ted."
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>>34498007
>Additionally there's a good chance she'll enjoy it though you do run the risk of her liking it too much and not letting you out.

It'll still be very tight, anon. Lets not kid ourselves. We were already deep in the magical realm. We're gonna need strong drinks for this.
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This is my pic related.

That said,
>What is air?
>What is constant bludgeoning damage?
>What are the dimensions of a gargantuan creature's organs (space inside reproductive organs is gonna be ridiculously lethal or full depending on whether the dragon's gravid or not).
>How do I out of dragon (without dying from fall damage/getting breath weapon'd)?
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>>34498190
>What is air?
Good thinking! We'll need a tunnel to the lungs to provide airflow.
>What is constant bludgeoning damage?
What are dragon bone supports?
>What are the dimensions of a gargantuan creature's organs?
Pulling numbers out of my arse, we know a stomach from a colossal dragon can field around 16 to 32 dwarves. I'd expect a womb to be similar.
> How do I get out?
Wait till it falls asleep
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>>34491283
>You all meet in a Tavern
>A Tavern is a terrible creature, part Tarrasque, part Wyvern. It ate a few cities and you are now in a ramshackle city that exists in one of its many stomachs.

This random idea came up several months ago and evolved into a slightly more complex idea with an inner world built ramshackle inside the belly of a city-eater monstrosity.

Would've been an entire campaign set in Jabu Jabu's belly, with cities and structures built inside the creature out of whatever the creature had eaten.

There was talk of acid diving scavengers in piecemeal rubber suits and trading dirt as currency.
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I would have felt justified for starting with a thermal detonator even sooner.

Though seriously, you ALWAYS take the thermal detonator. 2000 creds to not die one time. Yes please.
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>>34498153
That's why I said decent sized, look at how small the guy is compared to the dragon, he's dildo sized and maybe not even that

>>34498190
>What is air?
Necklace of adaptation or similar effect, alternatively some way to inflate her womb

>What is constant bludgeoning damage?
I can think of some force effects that could prevent it, alternatively get yourself some DR

>What are the dimensions of a gargantuan creature's organs (space inside reproductive organs is gonna be ridiculously lethal or full depending on whether the dragon's gravid or not).
Either of the above may make some livable space

>How do I out of dragon (without dying from fall damage/getting breath weapon'd)?
In this situation I'm assuming you somehow have the dragoness's permission

Alternatively all the above ovoid be solved by a dragoness's bizarre magical biology

Yeah it requires a bit if commitment but there are stranger places people have lived in fantasy settings
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Honestly, internal damage from a dwarven colony would probably kill the dragon within a week.
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>>34498624
ovoid
Fuck you autocorrect
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Not without its perils

Imagine a tape worm forgotten beast.
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>>34491695
Well played
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>>34497483

I don't need this boner.
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> In this situation I'm assuming you somehow have the dragoness's permission

Dragons are proud, anon. Or savage, depending on the setting. One does not simply crawl into her womb.
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Where in my life have I gone so wrong as to end up reading about people living in dragon stomachs and infiltrating dragon wombs on a Friday night
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>>34499133
nah man the rest of the world just lack IMAGINATION

problem: what if another dragon starts fucking the dragon while you're in its womb?
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>>34499219
Know how tiny spiders erupt from momma spider's big bloated corpse?

Yeah
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>>34499219
Well, as long as you're in the womb proper you should be mostly fine, I think. The D is not supposed to go in there. You might have a problem in the future, I guess, if it turns out he succeeded in knocking her up.
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>>34499219
Guys, I'm disappointed that we're 35 replies in and there hasn't been anything on here I haven't seen on Eka's.
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>>34499293
BBEG fight dragon fetus

>>34499273
Jesus christ
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>>34499347
how would you stat a dragon fetus?
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>>34499273
>>34499347
I just realized he meant fuck as sex rather than fight. Then I read my post. That's one STD nobody wants.
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>>34499025
They're also vain, greedy, lustful, and live for hundreds of not thousands of years

You'd have find a very open minded (and preferably kinky) dragoness and ease into it, probably starting with a heavy amount of bribes and brown nosing as well as having enough fame/power to be worth her attention. Followed by a bit of dragon-laying/spelunking, encouraging her kinks, and hopefully doing a good enough job to be allowed to be her live on dildo

I fully admit it's very unlike and more fitting for a less serious setting, but it's not impossible, of course this assumed an sapient dragoness, non sapient/savage dragoness you just need to hope the mind control spells don't fail

>>34499133
Your home gets flooded, you gain the half dragon template, and maybe a new roommate

>>34499333
Well you have any new ideas?
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>>34499397
>your party lives out its life as the dragon version of crabs, hopping from dragon to dragon and infesting their nether regions with your spawn
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>>34499432
>>34499397
>>34499273
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>>34499562
He should probably wipe them off before they start building a colony in his urethra.
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>>34499404
Let's say some drow, right? They capture a good aligned dragon and put her on enough drugs to bypass her fortitude save. They build a specialized scaffold around her. Then they can explore her underdark freely.
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>>34499562
I can't tell what that is on the top right at all
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>>34499605
Dragon butt, I believe.
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>>34499600
Anon, they're dwarves. See >>34497099
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>>34499637
Well In my case(>>34499404) I'm assuming its one guy, maybe a full adventuring party, you couldn't do a proper dorf (or drow) colony unless the dragon was absolutely massive, as in big enough the colony is just a rash to it, and that's just to big for any interaction on an individual level and that too big to be fun for me
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>>34491840
Samurai Jack already did this one.
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>>34499828
proof that nothing is new under the sun
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>>34499896
>>34499828
Some already pointed out banjo kazooie also did it
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>>34491831
I miss HSG when it was good. When it was speculative, mechanical, and creative. Before the Hiatuses and the Tumblr antagonism growing on /co/ and the disengagment from the story towards existing for its own sake.

>>34491283
I don't think they would have been able to escape. I like starting lowbie because maybe someday I'll get to DM a party going from 1 to 30. They can't go the back way because of the acid damage. They can't go the front way because of the fire damage. And they can't make their own way, because how the hell are they going to carve through the dragon scales at the end?
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>>34499562
Surfs up brah
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>>34499800
TFW you will never sensually take 2d8+10 crushing damage as a dragon uses Swallow Whole(ex).
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>>34500042
I'd expect dragon bone to make good weapons.
I mean, dragon claws can probably break scales, why not bones?
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I really doubt a colony would be feasible. Instead, it'll be far easier to kill the dragon (from the inside), harvest the fuck out of everything, loot its treasure, and return home.
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>>34500092
Others in the thread had pointed that out and the solution was either DR, force effects to make a survivable area, or hand wave it due to a dragon's magical physiology

Plus in this scenario, they would get swallowed whole but not by the lips on the dragoness's head, her womb should be more hospitable than her stomach
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>>34500733
"Urist! That cavern is all weird. The walls are all moist and it doesn't feel like stone."
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>>34499376
It's a helpless egg. Coup d' grace doesn't make for much of a boss fight.
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>>34501370
>Coup d' grace doesn't make for much of a boss fight.
Tell that to Earthbound.
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>>34491283
...Alexander?
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>>34491283
My current adventure just started. And it started in a dragons belly. So not really different at all.
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>>34500722
Like I've been saying, the only way a colony would work if the dragon is massive enough to regard the colony as an infection, a normal full sized dragon may be able to act as for one or maybe a few people, though magic would be necessary to make it habitable

>>34501370
The only boss fight that gave me trouble (other than the cake) in Super mario RPG legend of the seven stars was the egg/Birdo fight, but yeah, as long as you can get through the shell killing an egg should be simple

>>34501691
It just occurs to me, what if the egg forms around the wombs current inhabitants?
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The better question would be

How the hell did that kobold get in?!
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>>34501764

Story time?
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>>34502234
Well the dragoness was a bit horny and the kobold was at the wrong (or right) place a the right time so he got volunteered for stress relief. Unfortunately for him, she kinda shoved him in a bit too deep and he's not strong enough to force his way out
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>>34497198
>Reverse image search
>It's a guy
Goddamnit, anon, stop making me question my sexuality at two in the morning on a holiday weekend.
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>>34502636
>It's a guy
And?
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>>34498486
glorious
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>>34491283
sauce?
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>>34497198
> Dwarven parasites digging a fortress inside a living dragon's guts.
OOH!
play as dragons questing for a legendary artifact that can rid them of those dwarven parasites.
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>>34499333
>Eka's
what is that?
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>>34499333
>Rule 34 - there is porn of it
>corollary to rule 34 - you have already seen it
eventually you run out of new fetishes
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>>34503195
http://www.paradoxspace.com/soul-fraying-games/1

Comic about Homestuck characters playing D&D

I got really sad at the end
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Twist: the system is now Shadowrun .
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>>34503284
THANKS
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>>34503250
Static systems of sexuality a shit.
Eyeing extensive arrays of erotica enables acquisition of additional abnormalities.
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>>34503391
If you're interested in learning who these characters are, Homestuck is actually a pretty good webcomic. People will tell you the fandom is awful but in general they're pretty great, and the hatedom is ten times worse. The fandom keep to themselves and make interesting art; the hatedom are whiney pissbabies who can't stand to see someone enjoy something.
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>>34503410
Is the objective in life to become as Magical Realm as possible?
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>>34503284
the ending made me sad
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>>34503410
Anon, I have seen fetishes that I had to research to even find out they were a fetish at all. and it still didn't look like porn to me.
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>>34503411
I am familiar from homestuck from the amazing amazing porn made by Drew
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>>34491283
Such is life in the zone.
We shoot out of it.
Cheeki breeki!
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>>34503433
That character has been through a horribly abusive relationship, met a lost relative who is cooler than her in every way, got dumped out of the only healthy relationship she's had, been mind-controlled and forcibly blinded by the person she considered her best friend and de facto sister, and had to kill that sister.

I just want her to be happy for once.
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>>34501993
>what if the egg forms around the wombs current inhabitants?
Evangelion with dragons.
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>>34503411
>The fandom keep to themselves
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>>34503822
>4 year old picture of a random person walking by a group of fans enjoying themselves, presumably at a convention
Yes, and?
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>>34503834
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxmkNPFCQsU
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>>34503411
>Homestuck is actually a pretty good webcomic
Objectively false.
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>>34502636
The fact that you thought it was a girl means you don't have to question your sexuality. You are attracted to women, you thought that was a woman and was attracted to it. What's the problem?
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>>34503849
>People in the backgrounds of photos are victims traumatized for life

That said, I admit I have no damn clue what's going on with people spitting in the bucket and it's too late for me to care enough to watch the video.

>>34503851
Please use objective facts to prove my HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE PERSONAL OPINION false.
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>>34498486
Someone one from reddit stole your picture and idea and is now reaping karma.

I thought you'd like to know.
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>>34497198
That is some fantastic makeup, nohomo
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>>34503851
naw man its good
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>>34503462
I want to cry now.
This reminds me of prequel quest
now i want to cry more
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Well for my character it started out in a gargantuan worm. (And thereafter my character became the master of dynamic entries)

So not very different for me.
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>>34503284
Is that character from the main comic or a sub comic? because so far i am reading and its a guy called jack doing stupid things at behest of readers
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>>34503956
the comic is extremely long and extremely meandering
there's an assload of characters, eventually
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>>34491283
The big secret about dragons is that they were originally created by ancient kobolds as semi-autonomous living weapons. To keep them under control, their creators built in a manual override system, allowing a person to enter the dragon's body and control it from the inside.

The real problems started when the other dragons found out about our little joyride. One thing the chromatics and metallics all agree on is that they really don't want to go back to being slaves, and they've put aside their differences to stop us. Also our host is still conscious, and she spends a lot of time telling us what she's going to do to us when we let go of her brain.

In short, this was a bad idea.
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>>34503956
Main comic, but she comes in way later.

It's actually worth reading all the way through; kind of like Avatar: The Last Airbender. It seems like it's fucking around doing nothing, but once it hits its stride everything gets important and surprisingly meaningful

>>34503851
Homestuck is objectively good. It has

>A cast of 8-16 well developed characters(depending on how much detail you demand as "developed")
>Dozens of characters with less development but still some depth
>Themes of separation from parents both physical and emotional
>Characters who abandon their partner because they don't live up to their expectations
>Characters who stick with their partner because their partner needs them
>The end of the world, fantastical elements, superpowers, a war to save all existence, the nature of reality. Extremely grim situations presented in a lighthearted manner
>Excellently written characters
>Legitimately funny jokes keep Homestuck true to its nature as a comedy.
>Despite its fantastic themes, Homestuck is extremely relateable. The central idea of the plot is "A few friends try to play a video game together online"

Homestuck will probably, in future years, come to be viewed as a literary achievement equivalent to Huckleberry Finn. Just as Huckleberry Finn was the first novel that could only have been written by an American, Homestuck is the first work of literature that is so unique to the Internet, both in format and premise, that it could not exist anywhere else. Homestuck is the internet's first great work of literature.
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>>34504015
Maybe. But it really falls apart at the end as the author loses motivation and control.
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>>34503822
That part of the fanbase is dead. They latched on to Adventure Time and Doctor Who.
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>>34504079
So does life...
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>>34504079
Well, he did get killed by the main villain.Tends to make the whole writing thing hard.

I'm convinced he'll wrap it up satisfactorily once he posts the final update.
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>>34503284
>>34503433

Well it's mostly her fault for trying to throw them straight into something they might or might not like. Should've started with something simpler, like Fiasco.
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>>34504326
Everyone else she could RP with was murdered. One of them by her own hand, to save all her friends.

Just so you know.
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>>34504348
How does that even begin to relate with what I said? You don't throw people like them straight into D&D, it's obviously not cohesive/entertaining from the start enough.
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>>34504348
she pretty much grew up murdering people through the context of augmented reality rpgs
so theres that
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This is not a homestuck thread. This is about the OP's scenario, and also about throwing new players into the deep end of the pool.
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>>34504326
They were being cunts and her change of "you are in a dragon's stomach" was perfectly reasonable AND awesome.
They were being megafaggots. I would suck dick to get a GM that awesome (no homo)
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>>34504685
You're already familiar with RPGs. They aren't. They don't know what to expect when first entering the game, and "you're stuck in a dragon stomach" can be quite off-putting at first.

It all boils down to knowing your audience and being willing to make some sacrifices at first to have great results later, and she was unable to do at least one of them (probably the second one, because I doubt she didn't know them) and then got surprised and sad when it ended up not in her favour.
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>>34504784
>You're already familiar with RPGs. They aren't.
they were familiar enough to bitch that the "you meet in a tavern" is uninspired and unoriginal and demand it be changed.
the dragon stomach thing was a change they demanded
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>>34504878
My guess is they played some computer RPGs which do not really prepare you for the real deal but do have some of the tropes; either that or they heard about it being cliche. They obviously aren't familiar with the rules - only Kanaya really read into them and the others just skimmed. Perhaps not expecting them all to read a 200-something page rulebook would've been a good start.
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>>34491283
Well shit, we must have fucked that run up good.

Never deal with a dragon, chummers.
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>>34504015
>comparing Homestuck to classic literature like Huckleberry Fin

Good god, I know you Homosuck fans were rabid, but this is just delusional.
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>>34491283
dafuq

How did I not start this thread? It hits all muh fetishes
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>>34503897
Then permit a passing anon to cap the true source.
(name changed due to file sorting conventions)
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>>34498486

Neat. Did the idea came up among your group or did it happen on /tg/?
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>>34504015
>Homestuck will probably, in future years, come to be viewed as a literary achievement equivalent to Huckleberry Finn
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>>34504015
Nigger it's a webcomic.
It's pretty good, but come the fuck on.
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>>34504015
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>>34506998
Started on /tg/
http://archive.moe/tg/thread/30159657/#30165904

Follow the quotelinks to see what little discussion there was.
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>>34504015
>Comparing a shitty webcomic with a small, rabid fanbase to one of the most time-honored works of literature in American history.



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