What is your desire?Is it power?Wealth?Glory?Revenge?Or something that surpasses all others?Whatever you desire. Whatever it is you wish for.It is here, within this tower. All you have to do is… climb it.___________________________________________________________________________You awaken within an enormous room dimly lit with fluttering lamps that fight against endless shadows. The first thing you note is that you’re having trouble breathing the air, it’s as if it’s a different substance altogether. After retching out your gastric juices upon the stone floor, you stand up unsteadily with a sway. Where the hell were you?One minute you were standing before massive stone gates carved with all manner of foreign drawings, the next minute you wake up… here?Just as your mind finally clears, a voice rings out from the darkness“well well, it seems that I have a guest…” Your head swivels around towards the voice as you notice what said it… it was a fucking rabbit. A human sized rabbit monster wearing clothes and wielding a long staff which he twirls around in the air. You pinch yourself in the face however the pain happily reminds you that this is real.Of course in a situation like this you>Rush the monster and kill it/subdue it even if you are unarmed>Try and talk with it, maybe it won’t eat you?>Run the fuck away, not messing around with monsters.>write in
>>34583963>Run the fuck away, not messing around with monsters.
>>34583963>>Run the fuck away, not messing around with monsters.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>34583963>>Run the fuck away, not messing around with monsters.Run and scream like a girl
>>34584098>>34584091>>34584004Writing. Might be bit slow since nothing was pre-written.
>>34584234Your thoughts drift for the briefest of a second on the possibility of conversing or fighting the creature however your trained instincts tell you that sometimes, running and living another day matters a lot more than anything else. You push yourself up with a heave as you give the monster a small polite smile before you dash with your full might away from the monster. Within less than a few seconds, you slam against the wall of the room. The rabbit tilts its head towards you as it floats… yes fucking floats towards you. You ignore it as you run following the wall hoping to find the exit. It takes you a few minutes (you always were called slow by your friends) however you have run more than a full circle yet there appears to be no doorway or exit. Frustrated, you slam your fist against the stone wall cracking it however before you can go any further, a voice calls out to you in a friendly yet noticeably fake voice“Are you scared of me? Do not fear child, I have no intention to harm you. I am the guardian of the first floor of the tower. I welcome you to the tow-“ His words don’t finish as you once again lap around the room in the hopes of finding an exit. Damn it, where the hell is the exit to this damn place. You’re about to try smashing your way through the stone before the monster bunny appears before you with a flash of blue light.“I just said I have no intention to hurt you…” it calls out with what you think is a sigh however you learned enough from your parents not to trust in monsters.1/2
Someone likes The tower of God I see.
>>34584404"Look, if you would just listen to me for a second child, everything will work out" the monster calls out. Fuck, with a frustrated sigh, you ask in your best polite totally not scared voice"W-where the fuck am I and how the hell do I get out?" you ask.The monster answers you with a laugh as it replies"You are in the first floor of the tower child and there is no way out... unless you manage to reach the top that is for at the top, no matter your desire, no matter your wish. It will be granted"Wonderful, so unless you climb this damn tower, you're going to be stuck for awhil- wait a minute, the tower can grant any wish?Maybe it can grant your wish that>You were more powerful so that you can finally show your friends that you aren't weak>You had wealth so that you could live a life that you always wished you could>For glory of climbing, what better reward is there than fame of climbing this weird tower>You just want to fucking get back home>write in
>>34584591Maybe climbing this thing could turn me into a real life superman. With superpowers I could do anything I want
>>34584636I'm just going to presume that's a vote for power.
>>34584667If by power you mean superman's powerset, then yes
>>34584591>>You just want to fucking get back home
>>34584591>Write inI just want to be popular with females
>>34584734Kekles, that would be glory I'm presuming unless you're wanting some magical love power.
>>34584755Yes. To have females be attracted to us.
>>34584734Bitches all day evry day
>>34584591Well that looks like everyone?Should I just roll 1d2 between power and glory or do you guys want a revote with just those two options?
>>34584591Guys, pheromone control. That way we have all the above.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>34584838Rolling1 is power, 2 is glory (i.e. gettin all the bitches)Than writing.Sorry I don't have anything pre-written as I'm making this up as I go along.
>>34584591>To be go further up and faster than anybody else
fuck yeah TOG quest>>34584591>i wish that wearing stockings, striped panties and miniskirts is mandatory for girls
>>34584877Maybe it can grant your wish for glory, you’ve always been average and ignored by all the damn women (and men) in your village. Maybe when you’re famous they would at least notice you for once. You grin a pervert’s grin as the fear evaporate around you, what worth is fear when there’s the possibility of being famous and more importantly the possibility of getting the girls.“Oh, it seems that the fear has left you child. It seems that you have made up your determination to climb this tower, my name is Headon, the guardian of the lowest floor of the tower.”The monster apparently named Headon calls out in that fake friendly voice of its. You don’t know which kind of idiot would be fooled by such an obviously malicious creature however at this moment you do not care. Making deals with monsters? Sure, you’ll take the deal if it meant that you would finally be acknowledged… by the girls. Now than, guess you should introduce your own name to this monster, your voice echoes within the huge room as you introduce yourself with>write in (come at me faggots, I’m just using this as a chance to write the other part, choose whatever name, I’m ready for it. Only rule is that you are a guy)
>>34583963I recognize that image, OP. Good luck on your quest. >Not being a Spear BearerWhat are you, a turtle?
>>34585113LoganI suck at last names
>>34585113>>34585180This tough we should use a more masculine version for Selene like Bader, meaning full moon
Wait we're male?
Rolling time2d3first is first name, last is last name
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d3)>>34585422fuck forgot die>>34585397yes
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d3)>>34585422Let's see what we get
>>34585113“My name is Gary Lunatear and you know what, I’m going to climb this damn tower of yours. The boobies and panties are awaiting me” You answer with as much courage and determination within your eyes as possible as the monsters eyes suddenly fucking show teeth and a grin. Within a few moments, laughter rings out from the mouth-slit (well what else can you call that freaky thing)“kekekekekekeek it has been a long time since a child has made me laugh. You would risk death itself for the sake of ‘boobies and panties’. The tower could grant you anything yet that’s your desire?” it asks with a grin as you answer with determination“Don’t look down on a pervert’s pride you monster!”“So be it, the answer is always at the top. If that is your desire than you must climb this tower. After all, this tower is such a place” explains the monster as it twirls the yellow staff around above his head. A flash of pink light illuminates the dark behind the monster as suddenly a new monster is revealed. It was a massive yellow furred beast standing on four legs which was the very magnificent image of what you would expect from a king.1/2
>>34585515“Let us test to see whether or not you have what it takes to climb this tower, shall we begin your test?” it asks, wait test? No-one ever said anything about a test.“So what the hell’s a test anyways?” you ask as you do your best to ignore the 4 legged monster prowling around the room. Don’t look at a monster and it won’t eat you your parents always taught.“To determine whether or not you are worthy to go to the next floor, each floor holds a test.”Wait how many floors are there even? You’re about to ask before the monster continues“If you pass the test than you can proceed to the next level. The test is determined by the guardian of each floor. Of course the difficulty increases with each floor. I am the guardian of the first floor and my test is rather simple. You want glory do you not? Than simply ‘defeat’ this beast known as the most majestic and glorious of them all… the lion” the monster explains exposition styl- wait wait wait. You had to fight that monster? The fucking huge monster?Damn it. Let’s hope that the girls you win from this is worth this.You step forward with determination towards the four legged monster as you>rush and tackle>try and defeat it with speed and light attacks>look for a weapon>play defensive>optional: talk to headon >write in
>>34585753>zero players after the trolls leaves
>>34585753>look for a weapon>talk to headon: what do you mean by defeat? does defeat mean kill the lion? fish for loopholes cause we cant melee a lion
>>34585753>Write inLook for weaponry.Are there sides to this tower? As in, sides we could lure it off so it jumps to it's doom?
>>34586021You are currently in a large dark room, you had lapped around the whole room however you couldn't find any exits or you would've had run away back when you were scared and were trying to run away.
>>34585753Roar at the 'lions' face and assert your dominance over this simple beast.
>>34585753Rip and tearFace it head on and defeat it like a man.
>>34585753>rush and tackle>>34585978You were saying?
>>34585753So uhh... I guess I'll give a bit longer to vote since ideas seem torn between rushing it and looking for a weapon.
>>34586062No I meant more "you fall off of this and you die" sort of thing
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>34586139Actually fuck it1d21 is rush2 is find weaponRoaring before the fight begins either way.
>>34585753so where is headon anyway?>find weapon>find needle>ignite
>>34586167Writing, can I get 2d20 please.first is for roaring, second is for rush tackle.DCs are 19 and 15
>>34586179near enough that you can call out to him.He's behind you whilst the lion is before you.>>34586208Best of 3 btw.
Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)>>34586208Lets go for iot
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d20)>>34586274you suck
Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)>>34586208Oh boy I hope we die
So we fail both.
>>34586334>>34586316>>34586274Which gods did you guys fucking piss off rofls.I now have to rewrite the whole thing since I didn't expect highest failure for both.
>>34586398they said 15 is more than 60% chance they said, all liesYou decide that you need to show this monster who's boss as your voice booms out in a ferocious howl... in your mind at least. In reality, it comes out more of a whimper as you trip whilst rushing the lion on a loose tile and smash your nose painfully into the stone ground. Fucking ow. like really ow.The monster known as the lion stares at your performance for a moment before it pounces of the ground towards you. You have barely a moment to think before the large pound of mass crashes into you breaking several of your ribs and sending you briefly flying and than skidding across the stone floor. Blood vomits out of you as crawl slowly up. After a moment's glance, the lion seems to be ignore you as it turns it's back towards you as if you're not even worthy enough to eat. Damn monster.1/2
>>34586575It fucking hurts...Darkness clouds your vision however you promptly shake it away as you finally manage to stand.The lion's back is turned towards you, this may be your chance to do a sneak attack... or it might be a good chance to rest some before trying again.You decide to>Sneak attacku>Look for weapon>Challenge the lion monster to keep fighting you>Rest a bit>Write in
>>34586670>Rest a bit>Single swipe>Broken ribs and most likely bleedingLets hope we had anime-tier regeneration
>>34586670Challenge the lion monster to keep fighting usWe're in this for glory after all
>>34586670>>Challenge the lion monster to keep fighting you
>>34586670get laser pointer from pocketdistract large scary catpunch it in the gutif no laser pointer, gouge lion's eyes
>>34586740>>34586732>>34586704Seems pretty strong consensus on challenging the lion monster to fight youCan I get 2d20first is for whether the lion even answers your challenge whilst second is reasons roll DC is 12 and 14I don't trust our dice rolls anymore
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34586848double 1 again?
Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d20)>>34586848two nat 20
Rolled 15, 20 = 35 (2d20)>>34586899
Rolled 11, 14 = 25 (2d20)>>34586848
>>34586910>>34586923>>34586949Success and highest success.Was expecting something like 2-3 best.Writing.
>>34586984The lion was fucking ignoring you, fuck that. You’re fine with getting ignored by other people in your village however you SHALL NOT be ignored by a fucking monster. With a ferocious howl using every bit of power your lungs can give you, your voice booms out echoing within the large room.“GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BACK HERE YOU MONSTER!!!!”The lion stops in its tracks as it slowly turns to face you, it gives off its own ferocious howl as it rushes towards you however whether by luck or because you’ve faced the lion’s pounce before, you easily dodge to the side as the lion pounces upon empty air.You happily utilise this opportunity by sending a fist crunching into the side of the monster. You expected the monster to just shrug it off as monsters tend to do however the monster instead flew dozens of metres before skidding across the floor. Maybe you got lucky?1/2
>>34587151The lion groggily stands up as with a shake of its yellow mane, it starts cautiously walking towards you.Looks like the lion is in the same boat as you are, both of you are suffering from severe injuries however there was one major difference… you regenerated a lot faster than the monster. In the time that it had taken the monster to slowly stand, your ribs had already mended themselves whilst your broken and bloody fist was slowly mending itself too.You have the advantage, its time to use this chance to>Rush again, you’re stronger than the lion now>Play it safe until your hand heals, best to abuse your faster healing as much as possible>Taunt it into pouncing you again so you can do what you did before>write in
Enrage the Lion into a frenzy, walk off and claim IT'S not worthy.Hi! Love this thread.
>>34587212>Rush again, you’re stronger than the lion now
>>34587212>Write in"Lion, we are both of equal standing, I am glad my first opponent was one such as you!"Rush him, grapple him and perform a suplex
>>34587212>>Rush again, you’re stronger than the lion now
>>34587212>become his friend and recruit him as a companion
>>34587212i swear we were human but apparently not?
>>34587244Thanks.There seems to be a consensus.Writing up rushing and saying>>34587280Roll 2d20 pleaseDC are 12 and 18, the first matters for the short-term whilst the second matters in the long term
Rolled 11, 10 = 21 (2d20)>>34587361
Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d20)>>34587361
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>34587361
Rolled 9, 17 = 26 (2d20)>>34587400why you faggot why, wasting rolls>>34587361
Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d20)>>34587462Doing it for you baby
>>34587396>>34587399>>34587462>easy roll, still fails>harder roll, succeeds with write in.Okay than...
Rolled 7, 19 = 26 (2d20)>>34587496Reroll
>>34587623So we irregular now?
>>34587496You smile a teeth filled smirk as you acknowledge the great monster before you"Lion, we are both of equal standing, I am glad my first opponent was one such as you!" The lion answers you with a howl of its own however the previously majesty of its roar is somewhat dampened as its roar shows clear proof of its pain. Even though it’s a monster, you can feel a level of kinship with this 4 legged foe as it was one who seeked glory just like you.After having said your piece and having heard the lion’s piece, you dash forward closing the distance within seconds as your fist collides… with empty air. It seemed that the lion had ducked at the last second. Before you can even respond, the lion swipes you with its claw gourging out a good bit of your chest as your body is sent flying through the air as if it was a rag-doll. When gravity asks the essential question of why aren’t you falling, you can’t answer… which is why the ground promptly meets your face as the softer element breaks. Fuck, the face getting broken hurts the fucking most you think as you slowly begin to stand on unsteady feet. You’re about to take a defensive stance before you realise that the lion was leaping towards you… only this time you felt no killing intent. Instead your body is quickly tackled to the ground as the our legged foe starts licking your face with a lolling and sticky tongue.“ahahahahah, wait stop that tickl-ahahahaha” damn it, it fucking tickles. What evil plan did this monster have now?1/2
>>34587710After a few moments of "dignified" laughter, you slowly calm yourself as you realise that the lion before you was just being friendly. Now you feel bad for calling it a monster the whole time, no monster could possibly be this friendly. You begin patting the lion's back as after a few more moments, your injuries manage to recover themselves and you are fine again."I see, you really are an 'irregular', to not only defeat the Nemean Lion but make friends with it. You have passed child, I hope you find what you are searching for within the tower" calls out the bunny monster bystander as black light starts to slowly spread around you. You are about to start freaking out again before the monster promptly explains"Do not fear, I'm simply sending you to the next level" However that's not what's freaking you out, monsters using magic is pretty common in stories, no what you're fearing is that the black light is only surrounding you and not your lion friend. Maybe you should take the lion along with you in your journey? It would be a useful friend to have? But than again, the monster did explain that the tests were dangerous... also can the lion even come along? Are there any rules against it?Do you>ask to take the lion along>don't ask
>>34587880>>ask to take the lion along
>>34587880Quick note: The lion is still injured.
>>34587880"My friend, I cannot bear to part with him, if he is not to accompany me upwards, may I be assured of his safety and well being?""Maybe when I reach the top we'll even find my good friend a female to mate with, nay, ten at least! For both of us!"
>>34587938>>34587922>>34587899Seems to be a pretty big majority.Taking it is, you just missed out on a pocket (think jack-of-all trades item for everything from languages to showing time) and now you have an injured to protect in the next test however I'm sure that's fine with you guys.
>>34588046Fuck yes it is. I ain't abandoning lionbro
>>34588046>Not being okay with riding Lionbro into battle
>>34588046What do you mean?We shall have both!
>>34588046No, this great beast known as a lion with the name Nemean is clearly searching for glory too. It would be an insult to not let it share the journey and receive glory itself.You stop the licking of the of the lion with a smile as you start patting its back. Your next words are spoken with resolve "He's coming along too" You state simply."Him? You understand that it's just a beast right? It's not even a regular. Tell you what, I will give you a gif-" the voice from the bunny answers with a pleasant tone however the absolutism behind them stab into you as you reply with obstinance "I don't care, I want my friend Nemean along. Fuck your gift. He clearly want glory too so he should be able to climb this tower as well. If he's not a 'regular' than make him one.""So be it, just remember irregular, you will owe me a favour for this" cackles the bunny monster as once again it has teeth in a grin where it's eye was. Fucking monster.The black light now starts surrounding the lion too as after a few moments blackness descends upon you...You awaken lying upon a grassy plain staring at what appears to be the sun in the sky. You're about to question whether that was completely a dream before a metalic voice calls out"Welcome to the second test regulars"------------------End of Test 1-----------------
>>34588252Any questions and what not are welcome.I will leave my twitter here if there seems to be enough interest for me to keep going.
>>34588252Note: was end of thread if it wasn't obvious
>>34588252>"So be it, just remember irregular, you will owe me a favour for this" cackles the bunny monster as once again it has teeth in a grin where it's eye was. Fucking monster.Oh boy.
>>34588366So are we irregular or regulars?
>>34588371traps stronkk>>34588280next thread when?twitter where?
>>34588402You can't take Headon unless you're a irregular if that's any hint.Regulars auto-start at floor 2 after getting chosen by Headon.
>>34588277>>34588303>>34588371>>34588402>>34588411>>34588549So keep going?
>>34588584Ill play till bedtime at 10.I gotta be up at 4
>>34588584>>34588638Guess I'll post twitterWas originally going to use new twitter but fuck it.https://twitter.com/NewMMOQuestQMNext thread I don't know when.
>>34585113>headon>apply directly to the forehead
>Tower of God questI got a massive boner.