>Hey guys! Look what I found. It's this book that I think you're suppose to play pretend with. I think it could be kinda fun!>What is it?>It's one of those dice games! With a lot of rules and stuff.>From Another Time Another Land?>I thought we could try playing it! There's even a random character generation and everything.
>>34676894This would probably be the series finale of the show, because only one would survive.
>>34676894I would not be prepared
>>34676894>Alright I'm gonna rape Dee.>What!?>Look that's what the book says!>Charlie you piece of shit don't rape me!>Look according to the book your anus is 5 inches deep, MY PENIS is 5 inches long! It's a perfect fit!>Wouldn't it fit better if you're penis was 4.9 inches?>Also you're a toddler!>Yea but I have a debauchery of 100! I'm into ANYTHING MAN!>Alright we're skipping Charlie's turn. Dennis what're you going to do?>... I'm gonna rape Charlie's character.>WHAT? No way I'm gonna rape you right back!>We'll see about that!>YOU CAN'T RAPE EACH-OTHER YOU RETARDS! THAT'S JUST TWO PEOPLE HAVING SEX!>... fuck I caught mad cows disease.>from raping Charlie?>AWW YEA! EAT THE MAD COW TODDLER'S PENIS!
Uh, guys, my anus has a negative circumference, what do I do?
>>34677321>Okay guys... I know the game didn't go so well... but I found something interesting! It's called a LIVE ACTION roleplay! It's apparently just like the game itself except you act it out in real life!
>>34677368make a new hole
>>34677321>>YOU CAN'T RAPE EACH-OTHER YOU RETARDS! THAT'S JUST TWO PEOPLE HAVING SEX!Totally stealing this and using it out of context.
>>34677368Go see a doctor, because that's what we call a prolapsed anus
>>34677405>Okay look I made flashcards.>Charlie all these flash cards say "raped" and "pregnant via rape">Well yea! I mean I ain't gonna actually do that! Not after last time.>... Charlie how many of these did you hand out to people?>Oh everyone! The witches, the queen, the knights, even the game runner! My character goes for everyone!>I think we should leave.
>No Mac, you can't have male bikini mail, we know you want to show off your 'sick ripped bod', but it wouldn't make sense for your cleric to do it>But..>I don't care what you think the book says, it doesn't say it
>>34677321>YOU CAN'T RAPE EACH-OTHER YOU RETARDS! THAT'S JUST TWO PEOPLE HAVING SEX!Oh god. This thread may be short and dead. But it's fucking gold
> Save versus Disease, what? > Frank, your character is a total slob. He doesn't bathe, ever, he had sex with anyone, he'll eat anything and off of anything, and ever since you murdered the high Cleric of Pelor no one will heal you. Make the damn save. > I want Charlie back as DM.> Wait, Frank, are you basically playing yourself? > Yeah. > Frank, you're supposed to play someone different from yourself. > Why the hell would I do that? I'm rich, I'm a rogue, I have an iron constitution, and I've been to 'Nam. I'm the shit! > Wait, I think Charlie does all the same things as Frank...> Yeah, so? > Charlie, ate you just copying Frank?> No I'm playing the game. > I think Dee is right, Charlie, you're just copying Frank. > I thought that is Jay how you play the game. > No Charlie. We all play differently as our characters. Take me for example: my character had perfect looks and a perfect physique. He always gets dibs on the ladies while Frank and you rape the remains. > Wait, you're playing as yourself too, Dennis?> Yeah. Of course I am. I refuse to play someone less than myself. This game is about escapism and I don't want to escape into a world of inferiority. > I can't believe you guys. You're all just playing as yourselves! > Not true. Charlie is clearly playing as Frank.> What's your point?> You're supposed to be original! Hey, give my sheet back! > Charisma 18? You're definitely not playing as yourself...> Give it back Dennis! > Enough of this crap! I'm pulling out my gun! > There's no guns in this setting Frank! > Bullshit there aren't! Lemme see that die Charlie! Wait, what the? > Charlie did you glue your dice to your sheet? > I rolled a 20 and wanted to keep it that way. > You have to roll every time, Charlie? > What? > That's it I've had it! I'm joining the Vampire LARP!
>>34689210I refuse to let this comedy gold go unappreciated. Well done, anon. Read the whole fucking thing in their voices.
BRAVO SIR BRAVO
>>34676894Its terrible that I read ALL of this in their voices.
>>34677503No, that'd be negative depth. Negative circumference means that your anus has transcended normal spacetime and now warps the fabric of the universe around it.
>>34689210I laughed, good one guys.
This is amazing and I request moar
>>34689210>I rolled a 20 and I want to keep it that wayHoly fuck my sides
come on, live
>I know I rolled a paladin, but I don't see the problem with implying I could do terrible things to them>Dennis, I don't care if you won't do it, implying or laying out any kind of implications isn't what a lawful good character would do>Oh shut up Mac, I don't remember sleeveless chainmail being common for rangers to wear>GUYS, you still haven't answer my question, could my druid have sex with animals and it not be a crime
>I smash the kobolds with my club!>Jesus! Charlie! They're only babies!
>>34702779>I smash baby rats all the time, what's the difference?>These rats can talk, they've got hopes and dreams and shit!>Yeah, well so do the rats in the basement but you guys climb up my ass when I don't smash them!>They do not have hopes and dreams Charlie, they are RATS!>How do you know? Huh? You ever talked to a rat? Have you?>Charlies, rats can't have feelings because they don't have souls.
>>34683081>Mac playing a cleric Genius
>mfw this thread
>>34689210>> Yeah. Of course I am. I refuse to play someone less than myself. This game is about escapism and I don't want to escape into a world of inferiority.Anon, you are a genius.
>mfw 4chan hates a lot of things but Sunny isn't among them.
>Charlie rolls an 18>Dennis: The tavern wench giggles lightly. "Ooh, brave adventurer, this drink is on the house.">Charlie: "M'lady, would you do me the honor of allowing myself to take you on a date?">Dennis: "Uh, sure, come over to my hovel tonight.">Mac and Charlie: Alright! Woo!>Dee: I'm really impressed, Charlie, That was some excellent roleplaying. >Mac: Like you'd know anything about roleplaying, you're a terrible actor.>Charlie: Well, this has been fun guys, but I've got a date to prepare for.>Dennis: What are you talking about?>Charlie: Me and the waitress. We're going on a date tonight.>Dennis: Charlie, you do understand that the scenario we just played out didn't actually happen, right?>Charlie: But what if it did and I blow my one chance with the waitress? If there's a chance that she'll go on a date with me, I gotta take it.>Charlie runs out of the bar.>Mac: You know, I think Charlie might be on to something. When we do something in the game and it doesn't work, that just meant that we didn't roll high enough. What do we do when that happens?>Frank: We roll again.>Mac: Exactly, Frank! We roll again. We just need to do that in real life. I think we give up too easily when something doesn't work. Eventually we'll roll high enough and it'll go our way. I should go roll again with the chick at the club last night!>Dennis: Hold on there, Mac. I think I've got something better...
>>34706220>Mac and Dennis approach Rickety Cricket on the street>Mac: What's Rickety Cricket got to do with this plan?>Dennis: Think about it Mac. In the game, the only homeless poor people are actually high-level characters in disguise.>Mac: You're right! Dennis, high-level characters have a ton of gold.>Dennis and Mac start chasing Rickety Cricket down the street.
>>34705927>Dennis: Follow my lead. 'Cuz we're gonna get off together.>Roll for anal circumference.
i feel like one of the writers is in this thread because some of these are way too in-character
>>34706434I would literally pay $50 for a /tg/ episode of IASIP.
>>34689210>> Yeah. Of course I am. I refuse to play someone less than myself. This game is about escapism and I don't want to escape into a world of inferiority.I heard that shit in Dennis's voice
>Mac: Why does Charlie get to DM, he can't even read!>Charlie: IT'S MY TURN! Okay, so, Frank you're the troll, Dee you're a princess... Mac's is a rogue->Mac: Dude, is that Dayman?>Dennis: I knew Charlie couldn't have more than one idea.>Charlie: IT'S AN ADAPTATION!
Seriously, I've got $127 in cash sitting on my desk right now that I would happily donate to this cause>>34706726
>>34707290Imma try finding the creators and finding how much it would cost to make this happen
>>34706434I'm pretty sure that actually happened at some point with the Rick & Morty threads on /co/.One of the creators came out and confirmed that he'd been shitposting in the threads during the early episodes.
>>34707043>Dennis: Okay guys, so I've been thinking about our characters.>Frank: I thought you liked being a thief?>Dennis: Oh not, it's awesome, but guys, no matter how much money we got, it's gonna be dirty money.>Mac: So what? Isn't owning the first multi-species brothel/pub in Delphi City enough?>Charlie: That's enough to retire my wizard to a lifetime of bastard making.>Frank: So what do you guys want to do?>Dennis: Okay, so what we want...is to become Old Money. With Dirty Money, you get no respect. And we're too lazy to take the time to get New Money rich.>Dee: But none of us are part of the Noble class.>Dennis: That's why we're gonna steal their identities!>Frank: Nice.>Charlie: I can use Disguise Self to make us look like them.>Dennis: Guys, I got a system, we're gonna study them, and learn as much as we can about these Old Money fucks, and we'll be able to wear their identities like a second skin. We're totally gonna get off.
>I have an idea for a new campaign! Giant robots fighting giant monsters! It will be great!
>Charlie, you can't rape the midgets>Um, excuse me, they prefer to be called... *squints at book* h- ha- ho- whoretits>My point being, is that we should be focusing on trying to find my character a husband, 'ere she dies on the third moon of->I fuck the whoretits for like 10 hours!>OH GOD DAMMIT
>>34708660>OH GOD DAMMITNot gonna lie, read that in Dee's voice.
Can we please keep this going? For serious, this is the best thread on /tg/ in a good long while.
>mfw when /tg/ likes always sunny>mfw when this thread
>>34710538I have not met a single person who dislikes Sunny.
>How much does it cost to get a tranny ogre prostitute?>What? Ew, Frank shut up, there are no tranny ogres! That's disgusting!>Deandra, I don't think you should be discriminating against those people, they're already marginalised enough, on account of their girlwangs.>Frank, shut up about the trannies, we get it! Dee, just let him hire his weird ladyboy prostitute and get on with it.>No GOd DAMNIT, you sons of bitches, this is my story!>Ok, Dee clearly doesn't get how this works, I, being the smartest, best storyteller, will take over from here.
>>34710751I used to only because some annoying people in my high school used to constantly reference the "wild card" episode but once i actually saw it I fell in love. I think its because, on paper, Sunny sounds awful but when you actually watch the show its genius.
>>34710751I know two guys.One says he can't stand that most of the show is yelling.and the other says he just gets depressed because it reminds him that there are people that actually live like them.
>>34710538>>34710538I've never actually seen the show.I just know it from references made here.I should probably get around to watching it, shouldn't I?
>>34711451Here you go: http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/its_always_sunny_in_philadelphia/
>>34711493Or I could just torrent it like a normal person.Seriously though, should I just go straight on through from episode 1, or is there an "essentials" list?
>>34711542watch episode 1 of season, pretty much skip the rest of season 1
>>34711542>>34711698Yeah, Season 1 has its moments, but S2 is where everything gels.
>>34711542I say straight through but clearly others disagree. Some episodes in season 1 are referenced far later in the series though
>>34707438Yea roiland came out and told us he lurks /co/ because you get honest opinions from 4chan. And he would often shitpost early threads
>>34711728S2 is where they had Dee accept the crazy and become one with the insanity
>>34714284and frank showed up in S2 no?
>>34711542Watch the last episode of season 1, "Charlie got molested" too. Sort of sets the group dynamic tone for how things will progress and introduces their enemies.
>>34715199>Sort of sets the group dynamicThe Gang Solves the Gas Crisis, does this best.WILD CARD BITCHES! YEEEEEEHA!
>>34676894It's Always Sunny in Phildalephia is one of my favorite shows. I once ran a street level cyberpunk campaign where the players' lives were indirectly screwed over by the gang and they ended up getting into a shenanigans war. We never ended up finishing that campaign but it was fun while it lasted.
>>34711362I had a hell of a time convincing my wife to watch it for exactly that reason.>so you want to watch horrible, selfish people be terrible to everybody around them?>and that's supposed to be funny?I convinced her one night after we'd been drinking and she's loved it since. But it's not exactly an easy sell.
>>34692021What show is this?
>>34714311>and frank showed up in S2 no?Yeah.S1 is great, but not as hook-able as later seasons.
>>34720211>Google Image Search doesn't exist in my dimensionFascinating.I'd tell you but I want to teach you to fish instead.
>>34720211Darude - sandstorm
Anon who wrote >>34689210 here. Glad to see this thread still kicking. I wrote that in haste add this thread was on page 9 at the time so it's riddled full of auto-fill errors. Glad you guys liked it all the same. And no, I'm not one of the writers.
>>34720211Spoonfeeder anon swoops in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8n72MICR28
I was just watching this showFuck
>>34677321>YOU CAN'T RAPE EACH-OTHER YOU RETARDS! THAT'S JUST TWO PEOPLE HAVING SEX!No, that is the most efficient way of fighting in FATAL. You see, when rapist with a bigger dick than the victims orifice rapes someone they take damage in proportion to the size difference. 10% bigger dick 10% of hp lost, no saving throws or armour reduction or anything. Dick that is twice the size of the orifice? Instant kill.And, when you win a grapple with someone there is a 10% chance that you rape the loser. Like, you try to grab his arms but accidentally stick your dick inside his ass. If you made a character with a huge dick and skills in grappling you can easily win fights in FATAL with this strategy.Just don't do a female character because in that case your character might accidentally kill herself by raping someone with a big dick....Or so I heard from a guy in my rpg group who wanted to get us to play FATAL. So far he hasn't managed to get anyone to play.
>>34722359Despite everything awful I've heard about the system this makes me want to play it anyway.
>>34722359At my college my group tried to run FATAL once, as a joke. We couldn't get through character creation.
>>34710892Can someone get a picture of Danny Devito grinning with the phrase "on account of their girlwangs" underneath it? Thanks.
>>34719225The best way I can think to describe it is that it is to Seinfeld/CYA as South Park is to Simpsons.
>>34727622I've heard it as "Seinfeld on Crack", too.
>>34727826"Uh, one rock of crack please."
>>34727622Friends but with horrible, horrible people
> Frank: Back in my day, the nerds just rolled up their character and played. Took like five minutes why did this crap take an hour? > Dennis: The nerds back in your day moved on to have high paying jobs with pride. Now they're lucky to get a corporate drone job that barely pays more than minimum wage so they need anything to distract them from that life.> Frank: So let's cut the crap and play a faster game! > Charlie: But I like the math!> Dennis: You only like the math because it does down the game enough for you to understand what's going on. > Charlie: What? > Mac: What's up bitches? I got a better version of the game. > Frank: How's it better? > Mac: It's called Pathfinder. It's everything we liked in Charlie's stuff but updated and better? > Charlie: Better, really? > Mac: Totally dude. This shit is plastered all over the store so I figured it's gotta be good. > Dennis: Isn't Pathfinder available online for free? > Mac: Are you shitting me? > Dennis: This chick from the game store I just dumped went on and on about it and other crap I don't care about. > Mac: Ugh, I'm taking it back. > Charlie: No wait wait wait, let's play it first! Take it from here anyone...
Can someone archive this? Seems worthy of saving.
I'm just going to break the ice here by asking.What show is this?
>>34734526It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>>34734526>>34720211>>34722185We already did this.
>>34734557thanks guy>>34734561I know you guys probably did but I couldn't be arsed to read the parts that weren't funny.Thanks anyways chaps.
>>34718376I don't know when, but I vow to one day play a character based off Charlie.Would I be "that guy," in doing so?
>>34732484Episode title: "Frank Plays a Goblin"
>frank, mac, and Dennis attempt to join a Vampire larp to plow hot Goth girls, only to find the larp group consists entirely of the McPoyles in eyeliner.
>>34734895They all are Nosferatu.
>>34734780>Which race has the largest penis to body ratio, in your opinion?>I dunno, goblins or something
>>34689210You are a brilliant man or woman anon
>>34706220Oh god, this could be an actual episode
For the love of god someone please screen cap this. This thread has to live on for future /tg/ threads.
>>34735362How does one screencap anyway?
>>34735534Press the "Print Screen" button on your computer (assuming PC), or "Prt sc" on mine. Once you click this button (it will look like nothing will happen, but that's okay.At this point, the picture is on your clipboard, so go to MS Paint and press "Control" and "V" at the same time. This should paste the picture in paint, in which you can rearrange, crop, etc.Things to google: "How to screenshot", "how to crop a picture in paint".
>>34736253Truly you are a god among men
>this threadfucking awesome
>>34735929>Print Screen>not just using SnipTool and saving 90% of the effort
This was everything I needed after a long, depressing day. Thank you /tg/. You're the reason I haven't abandoned 4chan.
Oh my god, this was so damn good I thought it was an actual episode I missed.
FATAL Fecht guy here.> Charlie did you glue your dice to your sheet? > I rolled a 20 and wanted to keep it that way. Hahaha oh wowGood thread OP.
>>34737077You ever gonna do another one?
>>34737150I probably will, but not for a while. Maybe around Halloween. That could be fun!
>>34737421Thanks! They were hilarious.
>>34736253Saving this under /tg/ on traps
>>34732264So exactly like Friends?
>>34739446even MORE horrible people
>>34739446Friends was tolerable because Jennifer Aniston was sexy as hell.
>>34739446It's set in Philadelphia for fucks sake.That should tell just how awful these people are.
>>34711401Mac is kinda depressing cause that was every other jock at my highschool.
>>34740191I don't get it
>>34740191By it, I meant the picture. Philly is a shithole