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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.


I slap Claire along her butt, as I move to stand, heading out into the kitchen area of the tiny caravan, telling her to wait for me to come back, leaving her pining with puppydog eyes where she lays.

I take a deep breath and answer the call, "And where have you been?" Are the first cold words to come through the phone.

>What do?
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>>34815676
A very sticky situation.
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>>34815676
Playing twister with female hockey team.
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>>34815676
>"Doing some biology over at Claire's."
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>>34815676


what >>34815336 said
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>>34815724
This, phrased that way exactly
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>>34815676
Out and about. Actually hanging out with people in real life.
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>>34815738
Seconding.
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>>34815676
"This may sound hard to believe, but I will show you properly tomorrow if you like."
"A friend of mine has gained super powers, we're spent the day experimenting with them, we're still in the middle of one as well."
"As it stands, it may be dangerous for me to be away from them, so we've kept together."
"I'll talk to you later, if I leave them any longer we may be in danger."
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>>34815676
Archive for the previous thread is http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34808571
Chuckles.
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>>34815724
and we can also mention that we're passing the time by doing this as well
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>>34815724
This.
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>>34815676
"My clothes got wet so I'm stayingy at claire's"
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>>34815766
Seconding this, otherwise she'll demand us to come back.
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>>34815676
>>34815375 had it right, Chuckles. Be the alpha of the betas.
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>>34815807
Alpha Beta Away!

don't want to reveal our involvement just yet
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>>34815766
This please.
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>>34815676
"At Claire's, doing biology homework and actually trying to socialize."
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>>34815724
This

If she asks more questions, "She's falling behind and wanted my help, so....listen, she's got a quiz coming up, and I might just be spending the evening helping her cram"
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>>34815766
This seems like the best idea
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>>34815796
>>34815825
>>34815832
She may just think we're crazy.
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>>34815828
>why can't I hold all these keks

>>34815766
Dear god no. Please.
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>>34815766
No we're not telling her about the superpowers, that'll just get us into a mess.

>>34815724
This is best option.
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>>34815676
Trying to get laid dammit
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>>34815766
If we talk with her, we give her legitimacy. The only choice is to Alpha.
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>>34815724
Supporting
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>>34815766
Yeah, fucking this.
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>>34815766
no
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>>34815724
This. It's not a lie at least
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>>34815766
Fucks sakes this.
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>>34815766
This is borrrrrinnnng.
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>>34815724
+1
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>>34815922
What part of keeping superheroes identity secret you don't understand?
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>>34815724
This please.
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"I'm doing biology at Claire's, we got a lot of homework today, and she was worried about falling behind for the quiz coming up.... So I thought I'd spend the night here.... Helping her cram." You snicker internally at the choice of words.

Mum seems to relax on the other end, "Alright Daniel, I trust you. If you want to help your friend study, next time just ask me or your father first."

"Will do Ma."

She disconnects. Heading back inside, you find Claire, staring once more at a piece of biology homework, frowning, before lolling her head forward. The sudden movement tears through the sheet of flimsy paper as she squeaks in surprise

>What do
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>>34816000
>"Think fast!"
>Throw an apple at her.
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>>34816000
"Do you call this ready Claire? It seems I will have to school you!"
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>>34816000
"Your powers are pretty volatile, just try not to snap me in half like a twig and we're good"
>lay on the bed next to her
That phonecall ruined the mood, we have to get it back
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>>34816000
Get back on top of her and continue caressing her as we go through our biology homework. It seemed to help a little.
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>>34816022
Seconding that.

>>34816027
>"Your powers are pretty volatile, just try not to snap me in half like a twig and we're good"
That's why she's the sub.
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>>34816029
second
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>>34816022
This please.
But just do >>34816029, simply without her shirt this time
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>>34816022
Seconding this, give her a moment to react and see what she does, if she just acts confused, then we do >>34816029
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>>34816065
Agreed.
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>>34816000
Sleepy time.
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>>34816065
Yeah, fucking this.
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>>34816065
Hell yes, this.
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>>34816029
The Homeworkening begins.
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>>34816065
Backing this
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>>34816065
Yup, this.
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"Is this what you call ready Claire? It seems I still have so much to teach you." I shake my head.

She just stares, "You're being weird Danny."

I sigh, grabbing a sheet of homework from the floor at random, I mount over the centre of her back now, tugging the torn strips from her hand I press the new one between them.

"Alright what's that?" I ask pointing, curling my chin over the top of her head.

"That's... the glans?"

I nod into her scalp, stirring the scent of slightly sweaty girl into my nose. "Good, and that?"

She stares closely, "The prostate?"

I laugh at that one, "Nope." I punctuate with a hand drifting down along her ribs, brushing softly at her.

"Oh the, uhh, was deferens." She says hurriedly, neck arching.

"Good girl." I tell her, tilting my chin down to kiss the top of her head.

She dips her own head, "Dannnnnyyyy." another full body squirm

>What do?
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>>34816298
>Keep it up
We said we'd help her study, and damned if we aren't gonna help her study.
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>>34816298
Sleep.
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>>34816298
"I think my fingers haven't had enough for today, want another massage?"
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>>34816298
Keep up the lewd studies. Seems to be working somewhat.
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>>34816298
>"Shush." Then continue with the studying.
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>>34816298
"What? Come on, use your words"
With a nibble at her ear
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>>34816350
Seconding this, do the massage.
We were bored of studying before, we're bored of it now.
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>>34816397
We already did the massage. There are like, diminishing returns on those.
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>>34816373
yep go for it
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>>34816298
I think this confirms we don't have sexual amp powers.
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>>34816419
Pretty sure we're doing the lewd massage now.

>>34816350
Seconding that
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>>34816350
This please.

>>34816392
Seconding that too
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>>34816445
>lewd massage
While reciting the names of physiological features.
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>>34816392
This then >>34816350 this if she doesn't say anything bad
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>>34816502
Agreed.
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"What, c'mon Claire, use your words." I whisper in her ear.

She burrows back into the pillow, muffling her words, the only ones that escape are 'feel' and 'good'.

"I can do that." I breathe, "How about another massage?" I slip my hands under her now, running them to her rounded chest, feeling the warm softness through her tank top. "For your next lesson, these are the breasts."

A muffled gasp is my only response, "And in the centre..." I trace slowly inwards, tracing a circle, "Is the aereola." Her mouth seperates from the pillow, her breath coming ragged. "And in the very centre." A tweak, "The nipples."

She groans at that, craning up into me at an angle that doesn't even look human, "Unnnngf. Danny, come on. This.... isn't fair."

>What do?
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>>34816671
"Getting hit all the time isn't fair either."
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>>34816671
"Alright, I'll stop."
>jump off her back and just lay down, smug
It'll drive her mad from how flustered she'll be
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>>34816671
"Are you volunteering to teach me my anatomy then?"
And perform >>34816710
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>>34816671
>And what do you purpose to even the odds?
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>>34816671
>"You're right, now play with my balls."
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>>34816671
Roll over
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>>34816716
>>34816710
>>34816722
Seconding that.
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>>34816671
>"Looks like I have a super-power too."
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"Oh, so you're offering to teach me my anatomy then? Cos that seems like a way to make this fair."

I roll off her, onto my back next to her, "What else do you propose to even the odds?"

She gulps loudly, "Al-alright. Just.... You can't tell anybody about this."

I snort, "Who am I gonna tell? All my bros at the next boys night?"

She smiles goofily, "Oh yeah. Alright, just," She waves at the track pant's with a downwards motion.

I eagerly pull them down, the obstinate semi I've had half the night quickly surging, like it knows what's coming (or cumming). She stares at the piece of paper in her hands, before reaching a shaking hand towards my throbbing dick.

I settle back smiling her on, as she lays a warm thing, "Uh, um, this is the sc- scrotum. And th-these are the testes." she gives them a squeeze so soft I almost drop loads over myself right there.

"A-and," She traces a finger upwards, "This is the shaft, f-filled with erectile tissue." She's got her eyes glued to the paper, as the finger traces further higher. "And that's the head. Right?"

She turns to look me in the eyes, and in that moment of eye contact, she gives a soft rub of the tip.

Oh boy.

I spurt a ropy stream upwards, part of it catching on her fingers, the rest spraying upwards, landing along the borrowed shirt.

She stares at me, eyes wide.

>What do?
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>>34816671
"Who the hell ever accused Daniel Speltin of playing fair?"
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>>34817031
"What can I say? I was excited."
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>>34817031
>"correct. Go on."
Act like nothing even happened.
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>>34817031
Well now I guess I'll have to return the favor.
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>>34817031
"Correct, full points. It's time to give you your reward, and to even the scales"
Push her down on her back, spread her legs. Give her inner thighs a few little nips, then set about suckling on her clit.
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>>34817080
Be the alpha of the gammas.
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>>34817094
Seconding this.
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>>34817031
Wow we really are a permavirgin.
>sweat profusely
Shit we borrowed her trousers, all our spaghetti's in ours drying on the line!
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>>34817031
>"Well? Go on."
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>>34817094
Seconding this, but make sure to wrap our arms around her thighs and bring her up off of the ground with it.
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>>34817031
that was quick
>>34817094
this
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>>34817094
This please, goddamn we need to learn how to edge.
Then again we've been teased nearly all day, hardly surprising.
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>>34817031
"Yes"
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>>34817094
Seconding this

>>34817031
Goddamn we came fast, then again it's the next part that's crucial
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>>34817094
This please.
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>>34817094
...man, what a ripoff. So much for giving her a turn.
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>>34817234
We're beta-mc-omega, we have to earn our dominant position, and sitting around doing jack shit won't help.
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Good lord Chuckles you're still going? I saw this when I crawled out of bed this morning.
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>>34817275
no brakes on the filth train
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>>34817275
the power of the weekend, mate
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>>34817250
We're screwy perverts messing with our best friend, not some kind of ultradom with something to prove.
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>>34817310
Damnit Chuck do you run only lewd quest?
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>>34817384
Sorry, I find us getting the name of quick shot to be embarrassing as hell, in character, out of character and like myself.
So no thanks.
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>>34817396
"It's not me, it's the players"
-Chuckles the Butt Tickler
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I groan out ,"Correct, full points!" clapping weakly, "And now for your reward! If you'd be so kind as to remove all clothing."

She just mutters something along the lines of "shut up' and 'jackass' tugging her clothes off and leaving them bunched near the pillow.

"N-now what, you can't go again right? Guys can't do tha-" I tug her forward, hooking my arms under her thighs and lifting her lower half.

Hopefully whatever this does, I won't explode, I muse, not like I can stop myself at this point.

I spread her legs, kissing along the inner side of her legs, she groans loud enough to wake the dead. Not literally, thankfully she doesn't seem to have necromancy.... yet.

I continue teasing along the insides of her legs for a few minutes, running my fingers along her waist gently, dipping them in lower arcs, closer to her warm core.

Then in one move, I elicit another yelp, pulling back her hood, I latch on to her tiny clit, exerting a suckling pressure, I flick it back and forth with my tongue.

"Ohnngggggg Je- Fuck!" She emits, running a hand to her chest again, squeezing one. I run my hand to the other, staring down into her eyes over her chest.

I decide to experiment, testing and toying; pressures, speeds, shapes, even pulling away for a few seconds, setting her begging, "Danny, shit fuck, please, more."

This set's my flaccid manhood down the path to stirring again, not quite awakened, but not hibernating either.

Her toned body convulses as I reapply myself, she bites her lip, bringing her hand to her mouth, she covers her mouth and groans loudly into it.

I deposit the girls' legs back onto the mattress, as she pants, staring up into the ceiling

>What do?
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>>34817478
True statement he asked awhile back on his twitter which quest to run next.
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>>34817478
Good man
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>>34817478
entirely correct statement
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>>34817501
now lets play the fun game of will this picture get me banned
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>>34817501
I think we did good. Now is light wash up and cuddles time.
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>>34817478
pic related

>>34817501
>kiss up her body stopping at her bellybutton, nipple, neck and finally mouth
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>>34817501
Uh, I've got a bit of a fetish. Can we try it?
Rimming then anal.
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>>34817501
Cuddle and try to sleep
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>>34817562
Seconded
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>>34817501
>stuff.jpg
Oh Chuckles.

Light massage, cuddles, probably no more homework (she needs plenty of rest if she wants to ace the pop-quiz tomorrow).
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>>34817501
"Round Three, fight."
Turn her over, open up her legs again, and oral her to climax again. Lets make this a night to remember, especially now that she's all sensitive from her last orgasm.
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>>34817501
Round 2? Round 2. We're a permavirgin. That means we almost definitely have a condom on us.
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>>34817617
Seconding that.
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>>34817617
This please, hypersensitivity will make this dreamy for her
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>>34817617
This
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>>34817617
Seconded, though could we combine it with >>34817584?
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>>34817617
This, this and this.
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>>34817617
Fucking this.

>>34817641
Pretty sure that's a bit too far for the first night.
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>>34817584
Anal's too much for the first time mang, you have to ease into that.
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>>34817617
Fucking this.
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>>34817701
heh
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>>34817584
No lube, no service.
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>>34817501

We missed the chance to say, "Do you know what this is?" *lick/nibble*
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>>34817720
ahh, shit
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>>34817715
What do you think the rimming is for? Very well, no anal.
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>>34817720
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>>34817778
I would have gone for Mike Hunt but bravo
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"Round Three. FIGHT!" I say, leaning down to service her again.

My hand goes right through her leg. Huh. She starts sinking through the mattress, looking around and screaming, she throws her hands out, rolling to a stand on nothing.

She jumps, her entire body raising over the mattress again, something in her shifts. I throw my hands under, as she crashes down, pinning my arms to the bed.

"Phew." She breathes. "That was a wacky one, huh?" She still seems to be trembling a little bit in her legs, but her smile suggests it's not from fear.

>What do?
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>>34817811
Check erection.
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>>34817811
>"See, I told you! Experimentation!"
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>>34817811
Holy shit, she's just a bag of tricks.
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>>34817832
This!
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>>34817811
Okay, so initial charge gives strength, resilience, and can give healing. Phasing/gravity manipulation is along a thing.

Maybe just a light massage w/ some cuddles?
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>>34817829
this
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>>34817811
>>34817832
Seconded
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>>34817832
This works
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>>34817811
Ask her if we're gonna see what other crazy sex powers she has.
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>>34817811
>"You have the best superpowers ever...wanna see what else there is?"
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>>34817851
I think it's subconsciously controlled:
When she thought something was going to crush her she got super strength so she wont be crushed.
When she was in pain she got super healing to get rid of it.
When she was feeling lightheaded after orgasm she became non-corporeal.
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>>34817829
>>34817832
Seconding both of those
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>>34817920
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>>34817920
Sounds very plausible.
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>>34817920
Why would kissing do it then?
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>>34817920
So why is it powered by lewd? Or is it love? Should we confess our love?
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>>34817832
"I wonder if making a big enough mess would let you stick to walls..."
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>>34817920
Except when she did her super strength later there wasn't anything nearby that was going to crush her.
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>>34817920
>>34817943
>>34817948
It could also explain why we lost our shit when she just touched the tip. She was so nervous her powers made her a sex god that could set us off at a single tap.

It all makes sense, we don't suffer from permature ejaculation at all!
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>>34817983
But she wanted to punch the tree.
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I feel tired now, bone tired, too tired to even lose my virginity. "See, FOR SCIENCE." I tell her, pulling her in for a hug.

She pats the arm wrapped over her front, yawning, "Ok, we gotta go to bed now dude. I'm like, dead tired now."

I nod into her shoulder, and the two of us just collapse straight down, sharing her pillow. I cuddle into her side. My borrowed and stained shirt sticking to her side.

"Night Danny."

The next morning, I'm woken with a kiss on the cheek, as Claire rolls off the bed, red of cheek, moving to the shower.

>Join her
>Make breakfast
>Write in?
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>>34818097
>Join her
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>>34818097
>join her
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>>34818097
>>Join her
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>>34818097
>>Make breakfast
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>>34818097
>Join her
>"Mind if he slide in?"
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>>34818097
>Join her
>"You know I love you, right?"
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>>34818097
Make breakfast, cuz she sure can't.
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>>34818097
>>Join her
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>>34818152
*I
wut
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>>34818214
>missing the reference
He's talking about the "he" downstairs mate.
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>>34818214
*We
WE ARE LEGION
FOR WE ARE MANY, YET WE ARE ONE.
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>>34818320
There's someone else in the house?
Shit, we need to call the poli-
...
Oh.
You're talking about his dick.
Got it.
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I slip into the tiny bathroom behind her, leaving the stained shirt behind. I slip into the stream of the water, kissing her on the back of the neck.

"Mornin' Danny." she rotates in my grip, kissing my chest and scratching my back softly. "That was probably the best science lesson ever, not gonna lie."

"Yeah, it was fun." I grin.

She casts an eye downwards, giving me an excuse to stare at her goosebumped flesh.

Her knee nudges me between the legs gently, "Water's cold huh?" she asks, holding two fingers very close together between our faces.

>What do?
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>>34818364
Wanna warm it up?
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>>34818364
>holding two fingers very close together between our faces
Am I missing something here?
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>>34818364
>J-jam it in
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>>34818364
>>34818403
I don't understand either
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>>34818364
"Yeah. But, I get a feeling it's going to get pretty steamy in here regardless"
Initiate Operation: Breakfast
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>>34818403
She is saying our dick is small
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>>34818403
>>34818416
shrinkage joke
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>>34818364
"Yes, it is"
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>>34818364
Wrap our arms around her, give her a light kiss
"But you, are very warm."
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>>34818423
Wouldn't that be thumb and finger?
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>>34818364
I can think of a few ways to warm up.
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>>34818364
>Teach her thermal expansion
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>>34818437
Seconding that.

>>34818433
So that means we're bigger than two of her fingers? I don't get it at all.
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>>34818399
this
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>>34818442
Could be both hands
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>>34818452
This. "Wanna learn about thermal expansion?"
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>>34818452
I think we've had enough of scientifically explaining things for one thread.
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>>34818480
I like your style, anon
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>>34818364
>"Then how 'bout we...
>*pause for effect, shit-eating grin*
>"...heat up?"
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>>34818460
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>>34818572
this, god we are a sucker for puns
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>>34818490
agreed
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>>34818586
The reason we didn't understand is he said two fingers and not finger and thumb.
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>>34818623
I know, I am >>34818416
After he posted >>34818433, though, I got it, and decided I should help you understand too.
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>>34818661
Oh, yeah I'm >>34818403 and got it about the same time as you did. I just meant that his way of wording it was weird.
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>>34818623
same intention as >>34818586 but from different hands



"Well, at the moment, sure, but how bout I teach you about thermal expansion?" I ask, drifting a hand down her back.

She smiles, but shakes her head, "Nuh uh, we gotta get to school, Clifford." She says, reaching for the soap. "Also stop being such a weeb."

"Clifford? That's an obscurely mean joke." I point out, shampooing my hair.

She giggles for the rest of the shower. "We can play around a little bit later, "If you promise to come to tryouts again."

I groan, "Do I have to."

She just winks, leaving the shower and toweling off. We walk to school together, even get her to hold hands until just down the street from the school.

In school, the new teacher Mr Oniz or something is still drivelling on about the rape of Nanxiang, causing several shitheads to giggle at the term, while behind me Nej drivels on and on to himself about how hard his life is, choosing between all the girls who want his dick, in what he must think is an internal thought process.

>What do?
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>>34818736
Nothing. Sit there and be a good background character by doing good at school.
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>>34818736
>That guy
>Nej
Sorry, but that guy is a fucking bro-tier dude outside of women.
Just pay attention to the lesson and keep our head down
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>>34818736
Pay enough attention to not matter until school ends then go to try outs
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>>34818736
Keep being a good student. It's not like we want to fail the year.
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>>34818736
>"What a HARD life you must have with all those women pining for your affection. If I hear you complaining about it one more time, I am going to rip your dick off."
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>>34818782
this
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>>34818776
Is it being a bro to dominate most of the girls in the class?
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>>34818776
>liking makoto
>literally having taste this shit
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>>34818736
Eh, life is good. You can sit through this no problem.
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>>34818736
look him in the eyes, staaaaare at him and then tell him we can hear him and we'd like to study so if he could start inner monologuing it'd be swell
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>>34818866
He attracts all the worthless gold diggers to him so no one else has to deal with them. Truly a hero of our time.
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>>34818902
>>>/r9k/
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>>34818872
Makoto is the best nigga, you a shit.
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>>34818894
Seconded.
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>>34818894
Thirded.
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>>34818924
Please leave.
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>>34818985
>Not liking BROkoto
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>>34819006
>Not feeling sorry for Sekai and Kotonoha for having to put up with his punk ass as long as they did.
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I keep my head down, despite the near blind fury hours, literally hours, of prattling from this shitdick rises in me. Choice lines include, "Oh Sarah has the biggest chest, but Emma has the purest heart." and "Nicola has the most beautiful smile, but Bridget she's so kar why yee." Both of which literally made me snap the biro I was using, restraining the urge to yell at him.

As the prick walks past my deck, his bag jostles me, I stare hard at the exposed section of his neck, fingering the tip of my pen.

"Some day Daniel, some day." I mutter to myself.

I head out to the field, which actually looks properly set up for tryouts this time. Claire stands awkwardly apart from the rest of the tryouts, leaning on her stick.

>Take a seat in the stands
>Give her a kiss for good luck
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>>34819006
You said the OP was a shit, so there is no longer a reason for you to stay here if you do not trust the OP.
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>>34819086
>Give her a kiss for good luck
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>>34819086
>>Take a seat in the stands
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>>34819086
>Approach her
Don't kiss her unless she wants us too.
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>>34819086
>go say hi
No public displays of affection, we're not official yet
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>>34819086
>>Give her a kiss for good luck

No way this can go wrong.
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>>34819136
>>34819127
This please.
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>>34819086
>>Take a seat in the stands
If we give her a kiss, she will get superpowers and snap everyone in half.
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>>34819086
>Take a seat in the stands
if she ask why we didn't kiss her etheir say we didn't want the others to know about our relasionship (let her make of this what she wants) or that she hasn't any control over it and that could be bad
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>>34819136
>>34819127
These are good
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>>34819086
Go tell her she's going to do fine.
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>>34819136
>>34819127
THIS
It's OBVIOUS she wants us to come out, she's standing away from the crowd after all.
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>>34819086
>Take a seat in the stands, give her a thumbs up.
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>>34819136
>>34819127
This please
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>>34819127
>>34819136
This so hard
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>>34819086
"KNOCK'EM DEAD!"
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>>34819127
>>34819136
this
HPQ crossover when
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I walk over to her, "Yo. What's up?"

She greets me with a raised palm, a hint of a frown on her face, "Those bitches are all talking about how I can't keep up any more. Cherise is telling everyone I'm fat, and/or maybe pregnant, from fucking someone at Chad's party."

A giggle arises from the crew of stick wielding girls, "Hey Claire, that ya boyfriend? He looks like a faggot!" A general chorus of "Faggy and Dyke." arises, until the coach stands from her spot on the the seats, blowing her whistle.

"Alright girls settle down, all non tryouts off the field." She gives me a look.

>What do?
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>>34819296
"good luck and try to refrain from strangling them, althought I don't think the jury would blame you."
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>>34819296
>tell her she's going to do fine.
>Take a seat in the stands
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>>34819296
"Break their legs."
Get off the field and watch.
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>>34819296
>Kiss her.
>"Destroy them."
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>>34819296
Kiss, then tell her to crush some skulls.
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>>34819296
You know, I was for not kissing her because that gives her an unfair advantage.
After that, fuck those whores. Kiss it is.
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>>34819296
>Kiss her
>Dance like you want to win
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>>34819296
>kiss
>"Break their legs"
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>>34819296
I'd wish you luck Claire, but seeing as thats the competition I think I'd be wasting my time
Victory party at my place later?
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>>34819296
>Whisper to her "knock em dead"
>Then a quick cheek kiss
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>>34819355
we are trying to keep it a secret
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>>34819355
>>34819354
>>34819345
>>34819375
>>34819385
Ask for it first. And if we are allowed, tell her to slap us afterwards.
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>>34819296
Give her a quick snog for good luck.
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>>34819429
Seconding this, seriously.
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>>34819296
"Take no fucking prisoners."
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>>34819429
Please, this like fuck.
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>>34819429
That would literally break our fucking neck. Think before you say these things.
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>>34819505
Man speaks truth
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>>34819296
>that ya boyfriend
>"Faggy and Dyke"
Do they even understand what any of those words even mean? Also, the field hockey team calling someone a dyke? I didn't realize these bitches had a sense of irony.
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>>34819429
Okay.
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>>34819505
We are a background character, we won't die.
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>>34819429
Srs this please
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>>34819429
This without the slapping.
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>>34819429
Ask for permission, but tell her to slap us afterwards? After we literally JUST stopped to ask permission? Wow. That makes a shitload of sense.

You REALLY think nobody would call bullshit?
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I turn back to her, quickly whispering, "You wanna make these bitches pay?"

She grins, "Quite a bit. Wait are you gonna-" I give her a short kiss on the lips. She pulls back, eyes flaring.

The other girls all 'oooOOOOOhhhhh.' until Claire pretends to slap me, her hand whistling the air with the strength behind it, at which point they start laughing at me.

"Show no mercy." I whisper, as I turn back to the stands, holding my cheek in false pain.

I sit in the stands, oh fuck me Nej is here. I forgot one of his hoes is a sporty chick, Anna or Georgia or something, who cares.

The coach decides to run them through a mock game, deciding who the strongest player are from there.

Claire scores two goals entirely on her own, whipping the second goal so hard the leather ball splits open. I cheer from the stands weakly, "Yayyyyy sportsball."

You catch a look between Cherise and another girl. The girl pretends to miss a swing at the the ball when the coach looks away for a second, smashing her club against Clair's leg.

The wood splinters against her leg, leaving her agape.

Claire kicks her in the knee with a sick crunching sound, blocked from view by the rest of the players, as the rest of the girls move on in a hoard, Claire stands over her in mock pity.

The nameless girl howls, drawing the coach's attention. "Shit, alright girls, tryouts are postponed again. She needs to get to the hospital!"

The coach scoops the girl up, the rest of the tryouts running off to help the girl into her car, as Claire walks over to me, smile as bright as the sun.

"Not gonna lie, that felt good." She says, "Not exactly superheroic, but good." She wraps herself around my arm, before tugging at her team jersey. "Oh yeah, I gotta get changed, it's a school uniform...."

>What do?
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>>34819637
It's called keeping quiet while no one else is around. Dumb shit.
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>>34819747
Help her?
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>>34819747
Yeah, not exactly superhero. But you have a responsibility to use these powers in whatever way you can.
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>>34819747
"Want a hand with that?"
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>>34819747
>>34819875
Like payback, or bank robbery.
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>>34819747
Give her a slap on the ass, maybe a grope or two.
"You overdid it, Claire." Smile "But it felt good for me too."

"Where are you going to change? If it's with them, I think you need another jolt of power. Self defense only this time, otherwise we'll be turning into villains."
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>>34819957
Seconding this, with >>34819869 >>34819925 if she isn't doing public changing.
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>>34819747
>"You overdid it, Claire."
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>>34819990
Second
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>>34819957
>>34819990
Seconding that.
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>>34819747
"You overdid it a little, meant to be keeping the powers on the down-low."
Then >>34819990
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>>34820030
Hey, who are we to decide what she does with keeping her superpowers a secret?
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I run the hand she's curled on along her outer thigh, squeezing at her butt, "You might have overdone it a little bit." I turn and smile at her, "But oh boy was it satisfying. Now where are you gonna get changed?"

She ponders this for a second, "Well there's the locker rooms, they've got changing cubicles in their, where the other girls are gonna be, or there's the toilets, which'll me more private." She waggles her eyebrows up and down, "Right now, I think I'd have a little fun with either." She whisper, breath hot on my ear.

>What do?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>34820164
I'm not worthy, I'll leave it to the dice.
1 - locker rooms
2 - bathroom
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>>34820164
"Just go get changed"
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>>34820164
"The toilets are a little sketch. I mean, they're basically public. I shudder to think what happens in there."
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>>34820164
Toilets
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>>34820205
The dice have spoken
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>>34820205
>>34820164
THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN!
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>>34820164
>"Locker room, duhhh."
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>>34820205
Shut the hell up with "leaving it up to the dice." Who are you, Nej!?
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>>34820324
Literally who?
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>>34820164
Locker rooms
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>locker rooms

fuck her against the door while the other bitches listen
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>>34820164
"It wouldn't be good to go to the girls after what happened.....so, lets see if that disabled toilet is cleaner than the normal ones."
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>>34820377
>>34820352
>>34820281
I'm into exhibitonism, but christ that's going a little bit too far.
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>>34820164
Toilets
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>>34820245
>>34820256
This is the stupidest form of fanaticism.
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>>34820420
Seconding disabled toilets, they're always 1000% cleaner, larger, and also sound proofed.
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>>34820449
We're doing it in a locker. Don't you want the story of our first time to be specialer than "doing it in the toilet"?
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>>34820511
Okay, I'll agree if the locker can be locked from the inside. Otherwise that really is going a bit too far, especially since she just snapped one of their leg's like a fucking twig.
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>>34820164
Toilets or where anyone can catch us? Sounds like someone's fishing for new powers!
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>>34820511
The man has a point.

I had an ex who the first time we did it was in an empty classroom during the afternoon. Even after we went our separate ways, she still talked about the excitement of doing it one wall away from a Spanish lecture.
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>>34820511
Or, we could do it in a bed
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>>34820511
Ok let's do it, fuck the police
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alright the lines are getting kinda blurry, imma throw it to a straw poll

http://strawpoll.me/2553854

votes close at 10 past by my clock
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>>34820511
Yeah, I just thought about it. Losing your virginity in the bathroom is pretty trashy.
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>>34820673
Can't we just fool around now and save the heavy stuff for later?
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>>34820836
No vaginal without a condom, got it.
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>>34820673
Personally I was just thinking of heavy amounts of nude kissing, fooling around with fingers and ending with oral from both sides.
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"Let's head to the locker rooms." I whisper in her ear. She smiles, tugging me to my feet, as we walk I ruffle her hair, "You were the best sportsball person out there, y'know?"

I get a slug in the ribs, thankfully non superpowered, as she wraps an arm around me, shoving the far hand into my sweater pocket.

She checks inside the locker room, waving me inside when she finds it empty, before leading me into the cubicle she left her school bag in.

What the hell this is way better than the guys change room. That place is literally just, "Heres some benches, get naked in front of everyone." The girls have lockable cubicles and everything.

Speaking of the lock, she clicks it shut, spinning around me, she steps back, tugging the team jersey over her head, followed swiftly by her sports bra.

I step forward, wrapping around arms around her waist, I kiss her, without thinking. Oh shit, alarms play in my head as she wraps around to hug me, alert, stop.

But she keeps her lips locked to mine, annnnnnnnnd
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>>34820994
I'm fine, she wraps them around me gently, normal Claire arms.

She jerks back, realising what she'd just done, "I... didn't...."

I shrug, good enough for me, pulling her back into the kiss, stepping forward, I push her up to the waist high bench on the wall, I slip my hands down the back of her sport's shorts.

The smell and touch of Claire, sweaty yet feminine, layered with the changing room smell of dozens of perfumes plays havoc with my teenage willpower.

Soon I'm quite literally jabbing her in the gut with my member, "Ow." She says, breaking the kiss

>What do?
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>>34821127
Mutter "no protection".

God damn you, hindsight.
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>>34821177
this
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>>34821127
"A girl smashes her sportstick over your leg and you don't feel it but that gets an 'ow'? I'll take that compliment, I thiink"
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>>34821127
Jam it in
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>>34821127
"Do like a politician and give me lip service"
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>>34821127
Eat her out again, if we're going to do penetration it should be while she's in the hypersensitive state, makes sense.
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>>34821177
Thank god for 69.
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>>34821256
Seconding that, we're a pitiful virgin, we need to have that advantage.
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>>34821127
>While kneading her breasts and rubbing her tits, say "Hey, can we try something?"
>Have her on all fours above us with her butt in out face, hers over our dick.
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>>34821216
This then >>34821177
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>>34821268
not gonna lie this sound like a clut recruiting add
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"A girl smashes her sportstick over your leg and you don't feel it but that gets an 'ow'? I'll take that compliment.... I think."

She smiles, well I was stronk when she did that, while your little buddy here," she pokes the tip, "Has met me unprepared."

I groan at the touch, "Why the fuck didn't I get condoms?"

She just pushes me off, laughing shyly, fishing inside her bag, she emerges with a foil packet, offering it to me, "H-here." The blush is creeping back again, "I got it during lunch."

>What do?
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>>34821256
Seconding this.
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>>34821268
Seconding ranting this at her max volume.
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>>34821417
>>34821421
don't pay attention to him, just report his advertising
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>>34821422
"Sometimes I love how you always show me up."
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>>34821422
Screw condoms. Bareback all the way.
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>>34821459
This plus "but that blush shows you up way more"
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>>34821422
>Get on the floor
>Open the door
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>34821422
Gee I don't know, play a couple rounds of CS 1.6?
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>>34821476
this
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>>34821459
Seconded.
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>>34821422
Engage docking procedures.
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>>34821459
>>34821476
This
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>>34821493
Lets do this shit
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>>34821422
>Before we use that, my friend here could use some attention.
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>>34821669
Fair enough. It's like I always say: if in doubt, have her blow you first while you go down on her.
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>>34821493
Sure, let's do it. Be sure to defuse the bomb before it goes off.
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I smile, taking the packet and fumbling it open with shaking hands, "Sometimes I love how you always show me up."

She get's even redder as she sits on the bench. "L-love-?"

I cut her off, "Of course, that blush shows you up even more." I tell her, resulting in her corkscrew punching me in the middle of the thigh. "Ah, c'mon, it was a joke."

She smiles again, shifting the shorts down, along with her underwear. I strip down too, figuring out how to fumble the condom on, incredibly regretting the choice to take french class over health (thanks budget cuts).

Claire helps roll it all the way down, before offering me her spot on the bench. I sit, facing outwards, and she climbs atop me, resting over my knees, looking at my dick.

She gives it a few strokes experimentally, up down up down, even with the layers, her hand is warm and soft, as she leans forward to kiss me, I slide a finger between her legs too, working at her, as we groan into each other's mouths.

She let's go, holding the kiss, but inching her way along my legs, when BAAANGGGG.

The door to the locker room bursts open, you hear multiple high pitched voices wander into the main area of the locker room, shadows shifting over the outline of the door frame, the rest of the tryouts.

"-ucking dyke did it, I betcha anything!"

"Nah, she can't hit that hard, she's too much of a lightweight."

"Yeah, pregnant chicks aren't supposed to exert themselves." Cherise sniggers.

Claire looks from the locked door, back to my eyes, than downwards.

>What do?
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>>34821839
Get her up against the wall, press a finger to our lips to sign that she should be quiet. Then kiss her, wrap our hands around her. Touch her softly and slowly.
They should be loud enough not to hear her anyway.
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>>34821839
Continue quietly.
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>>34821839
>Sasha-tier grin
>sit her down
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>>34821876
>>34821894
Seconding this.
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>>34821839
We've already established hands shake protocols. It would be dangerous to abort the sequence now.
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>>34821876
This, but go down on her and eat her out instead.
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>>34821839
This is how it's going to play out: we tell her to pay no mind to the lesbians out there, then we tell her to make a point of being as loud as possible while fucking, then when we're both satisfied we redress and walk out nonchalantly, and she is going to rough up anybody who as much as looks at us the wrong way.
Assert dominance, you know.
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>>34821876
>>34821894
this
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>>34821934
>>34821876
This, lets see how quiet she can go.
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>>34821876
>>34821894
This.
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>>34821934
>>34821876
Fucking this!
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>>34821934
Second
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>>34821934
Second
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>>34821894
>>34821876
If I've learned anything from hentai, it's that stuff like this always work out.
>>
Ok it seems >>34821876
is definite but a strawpoll seems necessary as to what to do from there

http://strawpoll.me/2554161
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>>34821934
This this this
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>>34821839
If we do have sex with her, we should whisper in her ear that when we break her hymen, she may not want to be hugging us.
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>>34822023
oh yeah votes close at 10 past
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>>34822023
>sex split between two votes

why
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>>34822056
What the hell is the handshake protocol?
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>>34822107
you insert the object into the slot
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>>34822104
this
for fuck's sake chuckles
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>>34822107
Silent sex
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>>34822107
insert SLOT A into TAB B
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>>34822107
>Initiating mental handshake.
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>>34822131
Both the actual sex options are winning - Zat mean the dirty deed starts up or?
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>>34822131
You lost me
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>>34822023
You realize strawpoll is so much easier to samefag than 4chan right?
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>>34822104
I seriously hope he adds them together
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alright the votes are in>>34821934
wins

>>34822183
ill tell you when your older
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>>34822194
It takes effort to samefag strawpoll, all it takes on 4chan is a 30 second wait.
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>>34822207
Eh, wouldn't agree so.
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>>34822199
Chuckles whyyyyy
It's 15 non-sex to 25 smex
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>>34822199
Why can't you just use Final destination
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>>34822234
Because after she's came from eating her out, we'll fuck her. Which will make the experience more pleasurable for both of us.
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>>34822263
This, hypersensitivity is great mang.
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>>34822234
Good things come hur hur hurrr to those who wait
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>>34822023
kinda sucks that the vote for sex are split between 2 options.
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>>34822310
Then you should have voted for only one you fucking idiot.
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>>34822323
Why the fuck would someone samefag for two votes?
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>>34822263
>hypersensitivity

Excuse me sir but I'm going to need a citation for that.
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>>34822393
>However, there are many women who experience clitoral hypersensitivity after orgasm, which can effectively create a refractory period. These women may be capable of further orgasms, but the pain involved in getting there makes the prospect undesirable.
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Gaah you bastards. Hey~ *coy grin* I got condoms!~

GOOD! We place it on our tongue.
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>>34822451
>but the pain involved in getting there makes the prospect undesirable.

Uhhhh
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>>34822460
We gotta get her wet enough for the condom to slide right on in. It's a sound tactical move.
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>>34822504
So what?
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I push her lightly off the bench. Backing her into a wall, I make a shushing motion, before kissing downwards from her face, trailing down her chest, teasing at her left nipple, she covers her mouth as I tease it, eyes popping as she covers the sound she involuntarily emits.

I trail downwards, kissing around her belly button, as I slide my hands along her inner thighs, before trailing them back upwards.

Finally I end up kneeling before her lower lips, staring upwards, throbbing erection straining at thin air, I proceed to pleasure her with my tongue again.

She covers her mouth with both hands now, moaning into the palms as her legs start to quake, supported by the walls and my neck.

I figured out a technique she seems to like, corkscrewing my tongue into her clit, before doing a flicking motion away.

Her legs flop out from under her, as she moans, shifting her hand she bites down on it to help stop her emitting sounds. She now rests on my shoulders, kept upright by the wall at her back.

I hear the door to the next cubicle over, open, slam and lock, just as Claire climaxes, her entire body going doughy, as she tries to stay quiet "(ohshiohfuohjeez)"

I go to lower her off the wall carefully, but she starts to flip through it, falling backwards. Her legs are still solid, so I yank back on those, tilting her back into me.

She solidifies as her stomach collides with my face, she stumbles to a standing position, resting against the far wall of the cubicle, her ladyhood positioned directly over my head as I lay on the floor, glistening in the fluorescent lights.

"What was that?" I hear someone ask, very far away, very inconsequentially, as I throb harder.

>What do?
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>>34822557
What are the chances Claire doesn't beat the shit out of Danny for that?
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>>34822583
Go back up, hold her and kiss her while we remain quiet.
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>>34822504
>>34822451
she does have hand holding healing powers, would that re hymen her?
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>>34822583
>Tongue her ass.
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>>34822583
Put your penis into her vagina.
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>>34822583
>stand behind her and sliiiiiiide in
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>>34822617
this
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>>34822667
this
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>>34822583
We take the word of the other 20 odd votes and fuck.
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>>34822617
Seconding this.
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>>34822667
This is the best course of action.
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>>34822583
Kiss her again, see if has more powers like invisibility for both of you
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>>34822667
I don't understand

>>34822583
This is too lewd!
>>>/d/
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>>34822583
Stay on the floor, run our hands up to her hips, then gently guide her down on to our face. Take our time and eat her out again, with a side of seeing how she likes having her ass teased.
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>>34822753
>>34822665
If we start rimming her, it would probably make her embarrassed, which could lead to invisibility.
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>>34822784
...
Hey, guys! Look! The weekend smut thread is up!
Seriously.
It's like you forget which board you're on.
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>>34822831
Which leads to us getting found in the girl's locker. Alone.
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>>34822583
put p0n0s to vag00
JJJAM IT IN
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>>34822665
>What shit taste you have
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>>34822583
Sex her gud
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>>34822984
heh
>>
I stand slowly, behind her, slowly nudging her into the wall stomach first. She arches her back slightly, allowing a better view, and access importantly.

I tease her with a finger a little more, forcing her to cover her mouth again, before positioning myself properly.

Kissing her from the shoulder up her neck, I guide my dick towards her. Feeling warmth, I freeze. "Is it in?" I ask, excited.

She descends into a flurry of stifled giggles, "No, you slid along the outside." I feel vaguely aware that my head is pressed into her clit. A wag of my hips against it silences her giggles, as I pull back.

This time I guide my self in carefully. Oh shit, I force myself to groan into her shoulder as her warmth wraps itself around me.

I push in further, coming up against a light resistance, eliciting a "Do it." from the girl in my arms.
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>>34823102
>JAM IT IN!
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>>34823102
http://youtu.be/aekJ3sqcMtA?t=55s
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>>34823102
Carefully do this. Others are here. Go slow the first time, unless she is ok with a different pace.
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>>34823102
Put it in slowly.
You don't even need us for this.
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>>34823248
>>34823249
He didn't give options mates, let him finish posting.
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>>34823249
That'd be why he didn't ask for our decision, it's just a two part update and he's writing the second
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>>34823102
I really hope the next post is that gif of the rock depicting sexual activities using dolls
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>>34823102
I enter her fully, as she grabs an abandoned shirt, wrapping it around her hand, she bites into the cloth, using it to muffle her cry.

I push in deeper, her warm depths wrapping around me silkily, as I fuck into her. I run my tongue up the side of her cheek, the closest I can get to kissing her from here.

She just moans grabbing one of my hands from her hips with her free hand, she pulls it away, gripping it hard, as I bite into her shoulder.

"MMf." She moans, loud.

A knock comes from the door, "Hello? Who's in there?"

Claire just keeps pushing herself back and forth against me, as if she barely notices the knock, panting like a dog in heat, her inner muscles start to contract, milking me as I fuck her.

I stare over at the door for a second, several pairs of feet shade the door.

>What do?
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>>34823304
Keep going. Harder.
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>>34823304
Shit shit shit I knew this was a bad idea.
Oh well, in it for a penny, in it for a pound. Pound Claire against the door.
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>>34823304

>>34823338
yep
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>>34823304
Continue with wild abandon. If they bust in we'll just shot at them to get in line goddamn. Locked door respect privacy.
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>>34823352
This
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>>34823304
Keep going maybe she will manifest a power to save us
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>>34823304
Well shit, we might as well go like crazy now that we're gonna get caught anyways
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>>34823352
Seconding this.
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>>34823304
try to get clare to say something
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>>34823304
>>34823352
This is Fucking Hilarious

Let's do it.
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>>34823304
Keep going. We'll be done before they get someone with a master key.
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>>34823420
They'll peak down, but we can push her through the wall possibly to keep her reputation clear.
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>>34823304
>"Can't a guy have sex with his gay lover in peace around here!?"
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>>34823352
yep
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>>34823352
Good lord. Hello? *knock knock knock* Grunt *thump thump thump* Weird... *Knock* *Thump*

Sexy Morse code
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>>34823304
Now would be a fantastic time to develop a shareable form of invisibility. Also, even with how much porn I am sure Danny has watched, I was really hoping the first sex scene would have been more awkward.
>>
Hold on, I've got a plan, and it involves putting Claire's panties over our face.
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>>34823571
>more awkward
Than doing it in the girls' changing rooms with an army of cheerleaders outside?
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I pull her off the cubicle wall now, taking the shirt from her mouth, I spin her her into the door now, holding her hands to her hips, I fuck hard and deep inside her.

"Unffffffffffuuoooooook." Claire moans, as the door rattles from the pounding I'm giving her. Her insides tighten incredibly, heating to a molten mess.

It's bliss.

I cum. Hard. Blasting my load into the condom, as cries of "Ewww" and "Gross, who's fucking in there?"

Claire slumps forward, her head starting to pass through the door,I grab at her wrists, barely holding her in, as her still corporeal vag spasms around me.


>What do?
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>>34823619
As in the actual deed.
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>>34823643
Pull her backwards, kiss her deeply.
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>>34823656
Well, we probably graduated from background character at this point. Either time to celebrate, be worried, or both.
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>>34823643
>>34823686
This sounds fine.
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>>34823643
pull her back and sit down so she's riding us reverse cowgirl
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>>34823643
>Really nasally say "Nej"
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>>34823686
This
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>>34823643
>>34823712
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>>34823643
>>34823686
Why not.
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>>34823712
THIS. MY SIDES CAN'T TAKE IT
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>>34823643
Contemplate our likely expulsion if this comes to light. Worth it.

>>34823712
Yes. Fuck that guy.
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>>34823643
Get dressed
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>>34823643
>Put some clothes on Claire, wear her panties on our face, throw her into another cubicle, then escape right out the door.
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>>34823712
So you want the cheerleaders to take an axe to the door to get that Nej dick?
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>>34823643
THIS>>34823712
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>>34823712
No, fucking don't.

>>34823686
This.
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>>34823712
wtf no

>>34823686
THIS.
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>>34823712
Don't say this, it's stupid, petty and won't work.
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>>34823643
>>34823686
This.
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>>34823686
yep
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>>34823712
Don't do this.

Do >>34823686
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>>34823686
Seconding
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>>34823686
this
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>>34823763
>>34823781
>>34823796
>>34823813

Smells pretty samefaggy to me
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>>34823686
>>34823712
Both of these are fine
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>>34823853
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's samefagging.
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>>34823712

Do it, this is hillarious
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>>34823853
Nope faggot.

>>34823855
Still a TERRIBLE idea.
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>>34823853
Three of those are within a minute of each other...
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>>34823855
>>34823686
>>34823712
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>>34823874

No, the fact that the posts are almost exactly 45 seconds apart and say nothing but "this, yep, or don't do this, do this" is what clues me to it
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>>34823895
>>34823876
This is a terrible idea which gains us nothing at all.
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>>34823911
The delay is 1 minute, not 45 seconds.
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>>34823911
Please review pictures provided.
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>>34823744
What's wrong with this one?
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I pull her fully upright, spinning her in place, I press myself into her mouth, tongue duelling her, which she shakily responds to.

"We're getting the coach!" Comes a yell from outside.

I wave at the door, dreamily kissing Claire as time seems to slow, feeling her pulse speed up from the hand I bring to her neck. Like really slow down. Claire pulls away really fast.

She shoves me in a corner, redresses in what seems like a second, bolts out the door, and punches each of the girls in the head, knocking them out, as I struggle to my feet.

She zips between each of them, as they fall to their knees. I blink and Claire moves at normal speed again, all the girls are collapsed on the floor groaning.

"C'mon get dressed." She tells me, picking her stuff up, tugging me out of the room half dressed.

All the girls on the floor are groaning, a few are already stirring as I tug my jeans on, heading out the door.

"Holy Shit Claire." I breathe.

END OF EPISODE 2
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>>34823982
Amazing!
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>>34823982
Glorious.
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>>34823982
What CAN'T she do?!
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>>34823913
>background character quest
>taking things seriously
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>>34824033
Cook without us holding her.
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>>34823982
God damn Claire. Thank you for saving our dumb ass from our-self. Also those chicks probably have braid damage now.And I am completely fine with that.

>>34824033

Make Dad stop drinking.
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>>34824072
its funny because its sad
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>>34824033
Speel gud
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>>34824088
"Billeh? You got muh whiskey yet?"
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Have you read Relatively Powered, Chuckles?
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>>34824099
nah wy,she tlks rul gud

>>34824107
nada, care to enlighten? is it something that proves how unoriginal I am?
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>>34824088
Chuckles, do you have some sort of engine of our society's destruction cleverly disguised as a twitter account? I'd like to join you in...questing.
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>>34824145
Siblings that get super powers by fucking each other. Here's a link to the author's page http://www.asstr.org/~AnonyMPC/
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>>34824156
"Questing"

@PokeMangQM or 'Chuckles ButtTickler
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>>34824156
https://twitter.com/PokeMangQM
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>>34824173
that sure is.... a thing that exists
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>>34824173
>Idly browsing the titles
>See Rape Beach
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>>34824173
>>34824359
maybe its just cos i've never been into loli

prepares to be thrown off 4chan
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>>34824609
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>>34824678
that thing just reminds me of nia from ttgl

its the damned eyes
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>>34824678
Don't talk to me.
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>>34824717
#startthebullying22XX
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>>34824678
also
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>>34824892
Oh that's a new image, I'm proud Chuckles.



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