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Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.

>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
>Irisviels list: http://pastebin.com/TSc1d6JV
>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest
> Thread 29 is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33886129
>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide
>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 446
>Mana 40/40
>Harem Status 7/11

You are…blerg. You are someone. You feel like a cat has been sitting on your tongue all night. Something…something is missing.

You are John Galt and for the first time in a very long time, you are waking up and nobody is curled up next to you. It feels like you’re missing a limb or two honestly.

Sitting up blearily, you try to get some moisture back into your mouth as your head begins to inform you that it hurts like a bad bout with Karasuba and that its way to bright in here, despite there only being one light on.

As you groan, you hear the door creak open like a thousand angry claws on some chalkboards. Actually it’s just like normal but it sure as hell sounds like it.

In comes Elizasleyn, a cup of water in her hand. Seeing that you’re up she smiles and floats over to you, coming to rest on the side of the bed.

“You had a busy night last night,” she says with a smile as she hands you the glass of water, which you take and begin drinking.

“Yeah, well it hurt a lot more than usual waking up,” you say, your pain starting to recede.

“I can heal it away if you’d like,” she says, holding up a hand, “You’ll just need to eat a good breakfast and drink some more water.

>Thanks you’re an angel.
>Nah, I got this…
>Other?
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>>34841479
>"Thank you a lot, Elizasleyn"
>"Did any catastroph I should be aware of happen?"
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>>34841479
>>Thanks you’re an angel.

Time for puns!
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>>34841479
>>34841577

Forgot to add between the two:
>Hug and cuddle
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>>34841479
>Thanks you’re an angel.
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>>34841479
>Thanks you’re an angel.
>I'm truly blessed to have such kind companions
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>>34841479
dem puns.
>Thanks you're an angel
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Time for Puns!

I know, I'm bad.

Writing.
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you know i might have figured out what guide meant by have a bad time during the last thread at the party i think we would have been attacked by the suit wearing freaks and here is my reasoning
1 they tried to get us drunk
2 they tried to keep us a way from kaname
3 they wanted us shirtless (unsure on this one)
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I picked a good time to end my stream.
Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>34841967
That is fucking genius.
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>>34841479
>Thanks you’re an angel.
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Thanks, huh, you're an angel.

...Yeah, I know that was bad.
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>>34841479
“Thanks,” you say, holding your head, “You’re an angel.”

“I know,” she says, leaning closer and placing her hand on your head.

There’s a small glow and you feel a gentle warmth running through your body, aches pains and all the other mental issues going away as well. Elizasleyn moves to pull away, but you reach up and take her hand with yours, pulling her closer. She eeps as you wrap her up in a gentle hug, your hands going right under her wings.

“That’s not what I meant,” you say, holding her close.

You feel her cheek heating up next to yours. “I-I know that you idiot,” she says.

“Just checking,” you say, leaning back and kissing her on the cheek, “I meant it.”

“Idiot…” she mutters even as she leans into you, and doesn’t let go of you for a few more minutes.

“What time is it?” you ask her, as you both extricate yourselves slowly getting out of bed.

“It’s past ten,” she replies, grinning at you, “Between everything you did last night and the lateness at which you went to sleep, I’m surprised you’re even up this early.”

“Well, I’m tough,” you say, searching through your drawers to get some clothes to change into, “And I don’t like messing up my schedule too much.”

“Makes sense,” she says, following you as you walk towards the shower.
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>>34842325
Opening the door, you turn to shut it, but you find that there’s a hand holding it open.

“Can I help you?” you ask, turning to look at her with a grin.

“Need some help with your back?” she ask with a smile.

“Do you even need to shower?” you ask her.

“Of course,” she says with a huff, “I just don’t get dirty as fast as you do.”

“Fine,” you say, “But no funny business.”

“Aww…”

“Alright, just not too much,” you say to her with a wry grin.

After a relatively quick shower that really was mostly just showering with perhaps just a bit of kissing involved, the two of you head downstairs, where Irie is in the kitchen finishing the clean-up of a nice heavy, greasy breakfast involving lots of bacon and sausage.

“Any of that left for me?” you ask.

“Of course!” she says cheerfully, handing you a plate, “You’re silly if you’d think I’d forget about you.”

Sitting down to eat, you see Kaname come in, looking remarkably cheerful considering the state you brought her home in.

“Oh John,” she says, coming in to sit next to you, “You’re already up. And sober looking.”

“Yeah, well Elizasleyn helped with that part,” you say, chowing down on some nice crisp bacon.

“Ah,” she says, shaking her head. “Any plans for today?”

Well….
>Work on sword/Armor.
>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
>Offer to help the Headmistress.
>Go thank Aurora for last night.
>Other?

(Please pick 2)
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>>34841577
Asking if anything happened would probably be smart. Like, three quarters of all plot has started early in the morning.
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>>34842348
>>Complete ceremony with Angel/s

For great justice, and fluffy wings!
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>>34842348
>>Work on sword/Armor.
>>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
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>>34842348
>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
Choose em all.
>Go thank Aurora for last night.
She saved are butt big time last night.
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>>34842385
>>Go thank Aurora for last night.
Oh and thank our good friend Aurora
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>>34842348
>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
>Go thank Aurora for last night.
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>>34842348
>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
>Go thank Aurora for last night.
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>>34842348
>Offer to help the Headmistress.
>Complete ceremony with Angels and Reaper

As much as I want to thank Aurora, the Witchball team is probably in a worrse state than us. And this ceremony is important.

As for the Headmistress, it'll be a jerk move to let her worry about work when she's taking time to go to the beach with us.
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>>34842348
>Work on sword/Armor.
>>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
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>>34842348
>>Work on sword/Armor.
>>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
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>>34842446

Also, the rest of the team is probably pissed off at us right now, and if we thank Aurora they'll be pissed of at her, too. Better let them sober up.

Come on, guys. Deliquent Teacher time!
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>>34842348
>Work on sword/Armor.
>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
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>>34842348
>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
>Offer to help the Headmistress.
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>>34842348
>Help headmistress
>Angelsex

We can thank Aurora later.

Like, loudly, in a publicly visible location, in front of the morals committee.
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>>34842529
During another barbeque no less?
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>>34842529
Will we be required to wear a shirt?
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>>34842539
Maybe not a BBQ, but we must be eating something. Besides, Saturday is "No Fucks Given"day.
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>>34842348
>Offer to help Headmistress
>Work on sword/armour
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>>34842348
>Complete ceremony with Angel/s
>See what the delinquents are upto

We should probably make sure everything's going fine with them...
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God-damnit guys.

It's a three way tie.

Please pick one.

1. Work on sword/Armor.
2. Offer to help the Headmistress.
3. Go thank Aurora for last night.

Five minutes. Vote here with the number.
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>>34842609
>3. Go thank Aurora for last night.
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>>34842609
2
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>>34842609
>3
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>>34842609
>3
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>>34842609
>2
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>>34842609
1
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>>34842609
1
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>>34842609
3
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>>34842609
>3. Go thank Aurora for last night
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>>34842609
>3. Go thank Aurora for last night.
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>>34842609
>3. Go thank Aurora for last night.
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>>34842609
2
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>>34842560
John is never required to wear a shirt, unless he's dealing with Chris's family. On the other hand, you don't bring a RPG in a fistfight
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>>34842609
3
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>>34842609
>3
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>>34842609
2
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>>34842609
1
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2.

Can't we do 2 and 3? Thanking Aurora won't take all day. And we can do the sword when we are better at enchanting guys.
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>>34842609
2
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>>34842696
>>34842632

You have to vote the number to Guide's post or it won't count
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>>34842696
We have enchanting at master level. We can't lvl it up during level up scenes anymore. It can only level up naturally by using it for awesome things.

Also doing sword/armor with Kaname would allow her to work towards Legendary enchanting skill.
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>>34842609
1
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>>34842609
>3
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All these people not following directions and posting with more than just the number
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Well, I think we're not helping Best Headmistress.
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Alright.

I'll let you guys talk to Aurora and the Headmistress. Seems to be the most consensus on that at least.

For next time, please keep in mind it's supposed to be

>(X)

Where X equals your number.

Writing.
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>>34842721
Yeah, I just realized I dun goofed.
I deleted my old post to prevent any confusion.
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>>34842772
Based Guide continues to be based.
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>>34842772
>>34842805

Indeed.

Thanks, Guide!
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>>34842772
You're the best! We don't usually have to resort to final destination voting.

Haven't found a good picture of the headmistress yet, but Ms. Weiss should suffeiss for now.
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>>34842854
Actually...remarkably close all things considered.

Maybe a little too busty but that's about it.
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>>34842805
Based Guide continues to be best guide.
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>little too busty
Heresy

(actually it's close enough that extra lift and or camera perspective could make up the difference)
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>>34842348
“Well, uh…I think me and the Angels need to go complete a ceremony back at the Church,” you say as you finish up your breakfast.

“A ceremony?” she asks you.

“Yeah, something with them becoming my guardian angels or something,” you say, putting your plate in the sink.

“Anything else?” she asks, “Because you’ll need to pack for tomorrow before we leave in the morning.”

You shake your head.

“No, I think I’ll stop by Aurora’s and say thanks real quick,” you say, “And maybe see if I can help the headmistress with anything before we leave.”

“The headmistress?” asks Kaname, “Why?”

“She’s coming with us,” you say, “Ms. Black said she was going to make sure nothing bad happened.”

“I wonder why,” Kaname says, her nostrils flaring.

“Anyway, I don’t know how long this ceremony is going to take, so I’m going to get going,” you say to her.

“Alright,” she says waving, “Just make sure you’re back in time to pack.”

Stepping out into the hallway, you see three angels and a reaper all conspicuously not doing anything.

“Hello…” you say with a grin.

“Ah…John…” says Melodiana, her face red.

“I take it you all heard?” you ask.

They all nod.

“Who’s coming?” asks Elizasleyn.

>All.
>Pick a combination.
>Actually, changed my mind.
>Other.
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>>34843076
>All.
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>>34843076
>All.
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>>34843076
>>All.
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>>34843076
who wants to come
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>>34843076
>All.

Make sure to get another Harem slot. These 4 will fill up the empty ones we have.
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>>34843076
>All
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>>34843076
>All.
This shall be the most fluffy ceremony ever completed.
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>>34843076
>All.
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>>34843076
>All.
maximum lewd
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>>34843076
>whoever wants to
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Does Best Reaper participate?
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>>34843076
>All.
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Yeah, I'm just going to call it here.

Writing already.
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>>34843076
>All
Is there really even a choice?
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While we wait I was sorting pictures and stumbled across young-Weiss from her Witchball days.
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>>34843076
“All of you of course,” you say to them, “That is if you want to.”

“Ah…”

You glance at Ragsmuena, who was surprisingly the first one to speak up. She places a hand over what you assume is her heart.

“I want to…” she says quietly, a blush on her cheeks.

“I…she speaks for all of us John,” says Melodiana, with Mehisha and Elizasleyn nodding.

“Let’s go then,” you say with a smile, offering out your hand.

In the end, Ragsmuena manages to get one side of you, with Melodiana the other. Mehisha is a little put out, but she floats along close behind you. Elizasleyn was surprisingly passive as you exited, maybe because she already got a little of her share this morning.

Luckily for you, Aurora’s place is on your way to the church, so you don’t have to go out of your way to see her. Actually you don’t have to go out of your way at all, as she’s sitting on the porch in a chair, sipping a cup of coffee that you can smell from the sidewalk.

“Morning there,” she says with a grin as you stop on the sidewalk, “I see you’re a little busy today.”

“Yeah, just a little,” you say to her with a return grin, “Anyway, I just wanted to stop by and say thanks for last night, you really saved us there.”

She just smiles and grins at you. “I couldn’t just let that happen,” she says, “I could’ve lost our best enchanter.”

“Yeah, well thanks anyway,” you say to her, “I really mean it.”

“You’re welcome,” she says, with a laugh, “If it means that much to you, you can cook me dinner or something.”

“Well, we’re going on a trip next week,” you say, even as you feel the angels stir a little around you, “So maybe after that.”

“Aww, not tonight?” she asks teasingly.

>Nope, next week, sorry.
>Sure, if you don’t mind eating with everyone else.
>Oh all right.
>Other.
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>>34843481
>>Sure, if you don’t mind eating with everyone else.

I think this works for now.
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>>34843481
>>Oh all right.
thine bros before thine classy ladies.
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>>34843481
do you mind eating with others
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That's a tough call.

>Sure, if you don’t mind eating with everyone else.
Is fine, but it would obviously mean more if we were alone. Hmm...
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>>34843481
if you don’t mind eating with everyone else but i think we would both prefer next week when it is the two of us.
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>>34843481
>Sure, if you don’t mind eating with everyone else.
>Or I can make your favorite dish next week. No, scratch that. I'll do your whole favorite menu. Just give me the list.
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>>34843481
>Sure, if you don’t mind eating with everyone else.
We can make a more personal dinner when we return, maybe?
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>>34843635
Why not both?
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Looks like a lot of you guys only vote on important stuff.

Anyway, looks like you're offering if she doesn't mind eating with everyone else, perhaps another one at a later date alone.


Also, since this is going to fill up your harem slots and I forgot last post.

Buy Harem slots for 50 PP each? Up to four available.

>Number?
>No.
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>>34843714
2
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>>34843714
2
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>>34843714
Get 2 slots
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>>34843714
2
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>>34843714
3 should be fine. Gives us enough space to continue but also leaves with enough points in case plot happens.
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OK so about the angels, I'm thinking we should start with rags because she's the one who need a gentle touch, and definitely save eliza for last since she'll be all worked up for the others empathically. Not sure about the two in between though. Thoughts?

>>34843714
Two
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>>34843714
Buy 2 harem slots.

>Anyway, looks like you're offering if she doesn't mind eating with everyone else, perhaps another one at a later date alone.

That sounds right.
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>>34843714
2
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>>34843714
>2
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>>34843779
I agree with >>34843714
put Mel second Imo
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>>34843779
I don't know if we got a say in the order, but I agree on what you propose.

Battle Angel will probably want to go before Honesty Angel, though
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On this, I'm going to bed

Thanks for the thread, Guide!
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>>34843481
“Well, if you want to eat with everyone else, sure,” you say, hoping to end this quickly, “Otherwise next week.”

“Hmm…” she says, thinking, “Alright, I’ll see you all tonight then.”

“I’ll make sure to have enough,” you say nodding.

“Now get, they look antsy,” she says waving you away.

You nod as the angels nearly drag you away now that you’ve been released from politeness.

You hear one final yell behind you from Aurora, “But I’ll expect that private dinner too!”

“Really John,” pouts Elizasleyn, as you all get closer to the church, “flirting before the ceremony?”

“I just offered to make her dinner,” you say, looking back at her.

“And I know what happened last night between you too,” she says, “Kaname told me.”

“So?”

“So…ah whatever, we have more important things to do,” she says, giving up on that train of thought. Honestly you knew what she was getting at, but you’re really not sure if you consider Aurora just a flirty friend who happens to be a girl or if you’re actually attracted to her. But dinner never hurt anyone. At least not one you’ve prepared.

Finally making it to the church, you pause outside the doors, unsure as to what happens next.

“So uh…” you say, “What do we do now?”

“Now you go in and we follow, one at a time,” says Melodiana, breaking away from you, all of them doing so.

“You need to…pick the order,” says Mehisha, blushing.

Ragsmuena simply floats there, blushing madly.

“If you need…help,” says Elizasleyn, with one of her old lewd grins, “My magic is available.”

You give her a stink eye.

>Please pick the order you would like to go in.
1. Ragsmuena.
2. Melodiana.
3. Mehisha.
4. Elizasleyn.

Ex.

1, 3, 2, 4. 4, 2, 1, 3. Etc.
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ok so we get Aurora and the headmistress that leaves 2 other slots to buy and fill up with 1 has been ear marked for akitski (i cant remember her name) who's the last for is the question
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>>34844122
1, 2, 3, 4 works just fine for me
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>>34844122
1324
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>>34844122
1, 2, 3 and 4 individually, followed by 1, 2, 3 and 4 together.
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>>34844150
The last slot is for our battlecruiser, if I remember correctly.
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>>34844122
>1,4,3,2
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>>34844122
1 2 3 4
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>>34844122
>1, 3, 2, 4
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>>34844150
Eh Aurora is nice but I'm not really feeling the spark there.
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>>34844122
Either 1,2,3,4 or 1,3,2,4 work for me.
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>>34844122
1,2,3,4
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Looks like 1, 2, 3, 4.

Writing. It may take a bit, seeing as how I have four scenes to write decently.
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>>34844122
"Is there any significance to the order?"
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>>34844398
I believe in you Guide!
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>>34844217
Nice!
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>>34844398
You better not screw up, b-baka!
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>>34844398
We'll be waiting warmly. Also, slightly disappointed that the angels won't be all be in there together. Oh well, we can do that later.
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Sadly there aren't really any pictures that can accompany this. Being that all 4 angels are from from h-games there isn't any fanart to speak of and most of the images are very much NSFW.
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>>34844515
what do you think that angelic hot spring is for
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>>34844122
“Ragsmuena,” you say, holding out your hand, “You wanted to know what was beyond affection.”

The Reaper girl blushes and nods, taking your hand and following you inside, the door closing with a firm click.

Stepping towards the middle of the church, you feel a sudden surge of magic, the pews all disappearing and a circle appearing in the direct center. As you move closer, you can feel Ragsmuena start to slow, then completely stop as you get to the edge.

You look at her, she’s trembling, holding onto her scythe like it’s a teddy bear.

“Ragsmuena?” you ask her, “We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.”

She shakes her head no. “I…I want too…” she says in a whisper, “I’m just…just…”

The poor reaper…no, she’s just a girl now, nervous about her first time.

“You don’t need to be scared,” you say, stepping closer to her and placing a hand gently on her bare hip, “I’ll go slow.”

She finally nods, slowly.

You take the scythe from her and set it down, pulling her lightly towards the circle, which you assume you need to be inside. You pull her close, she’s still trembling. You hold her tight, letting your body warm hers, which seems so small and soft at the moment. Slowly, she calms down. It’s here that you finally begin. First, you give her a kiss, just a small one. She turns bright red again.

But you take it slowly, first more kisses, then when she seems ok with those, you touch her body. Innocent places first, just skin contact. Then you move to other places, ones that get her to gasp and then moan. It’s much longer before you finally get your clothes off, both yours and hers and she begins to touch you, slowly, hesitantly.

When you finally bring your bodies together, she’s red, but eager as she can be. You take it slowly, just like everything else. She’s just as soft as she looks and despite being a reaper, just as warm as any other girl you’ve been with.
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>>34844817
As you lay together in the aftermath, she begins to glow. It’s a dark light, somehow dim yet bright at the same time. You feel her tremble again, this time with power. She holds you close nonetheless. When she finishes, she looks at you with a smile.

“With the pledge,” she says, “Your soul shall be safe from all harm and I shall see it to its rest when the time comes and only then.”

>John’s soul is now safe from direct attack. John may also be revived at ¼ health if he should happen to fall in battle outside of school, as long as Ragsmuena is nearby.

“Did you like learning what was beyond affection?” you ask her as you both get up.

“Yes,” she says, blushing still as she gather herself, “I would like…to…again.”

You nod and lean in and give her a light kiss.

“We will,” you promise her.
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>>34844848
D'aww (also we just became a real man, we no longer die, even if killed)
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>>34844989
Snrk.
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>>34844848
Next Melodiana comes in, her face red. You decided to clean up as best you could, trying to give each of them the best experience you could.

Unlike Ragsmuena, Melodiana comes directly to you, setting aside her spear herself, then moving to embrace you closely.

“John…” she says, her armor pressing against you.

“Melodiana,” you answer her.

“I want this…” she says.

“I do too,” you reply.

“I’m not sure what to do…” she says, pulling away slightly.

You just smile and pull her in for a kiss, your hands already removing her armor. This time, with Melodiana being more ready for it, there is much more exploring, touches from both of you and mutual pleasure. You still take your time, making sure to keep it as equal as you can.

After your first, Melodiana stands and smiles at you, a bright glow coming from all of her.

“With this pledge,” she says, a strange symbol appearing on her stomach, “I shall watch over you and your sword shall strike truer as god watches over you. I swear this as a Principality of the lord.”

>John gains +1 level of Combat as long as Melodiana is nearby.

As she comes down from her glow, her pale body still flushed from your union, she steps back closer to you.

“Will you allow this again?” she says, holding herself close.

“Of course,” you say to her.

“Good,” she says, a small grin appearing on her face, “Because I believe we have enough time for it.”

She didn’t actually glow with light again, but the look on her face certainly made it look like it.
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>>34845097
Jesus, these buffs are ridiculous.
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My mind telling me no but my body my body telling me yaaaayyaaaaaaa
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>>34845097
Harem and REQM same night? Guess I'm not sleeping
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>>34845097
Loving all this.

I have the feeling that Elizasleyn will torpedo into the room while stripping and tackle us when it's her turn.
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So this is probably a wildly inappropriate time for this, but I never catch these things live because of my work schedule.

I'm pretty sure there would be magic to help reduce the need for sleep/food (possibly/probably even enchantment school at that). Kinda wanted to confirm this because I had a hilarious idea.

The next time someone like the public morals people come around to fuck with us, we should drag them into some kind of campus court thing via an obscure bylaw (read: spend protag points). And then exercise our 'right' to filibuster.

It seems like the sort of peaceful highly active act of aggression John Galt would favor. Especially since it would be a sarcastic reference to his namesake.
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>>34845533
without a shirt, while flexing.
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>>34845097
Mehisha comes in third, blushing up a storm. Though she doesn’t approach like Melodiana, she doesn’t seem to be quite as scared as Ragsmuena was. Setting aside her halberd, she stands there, holding herself.

“John,” she says, nervously.

“Yes,” you reply, waiting patiently for her.

“I…I am a warrior,” she says, “Not a woman. I have never thought of myself as such…except around you.”

You nod at her.

“So…I leave myself in your hands,” she says in a whisper, finally stepping forward into the circle, where you hold her close, before leaning down to kiss her once more. You move slowly once more, exploring her body and she yours. She’s remarkably curvy for a warrior and just as soft as any other woman.

She glows with a light similar to Mehisha as you finish, standing and glowing with an unearthly light.

“With the pledge,” she says, the same strange symbol glowing on her stomach, “I shall be your shield, just as god shall watch over you, I swear this as a Principality of the lord.”

>John gains +1 level to Physical when Mehisha is nearby.

As she comes back down from the glow, she embraces you, her warm body pressed against yours.

“Thank you John,” she says, softly “for showing me the joy of a woman.”
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>>34845557
>>>34845533
>without a shirt, while flexing.
Will he also be giving a class on cooking during the filibuster, because it would be typical of /tg/ to do that.
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>>34845577
>>34845097
>>34844848

Jesus. So we get massive boosts to our physical capabilities in a fight and physically CANNOT die.

The only way this could get more insane is if the last one buffed Enchanting.
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>>34845577
>John gains +1 level to Physical when Mehisha is nearby.
Well the hypnotic abs just got stronger.
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>John gains +1 level to Physical when Mehisha is nearby.

>Legendary Physical
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>>34845683
Legendary Abs.
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>John’s soul is now safe from direct attack. John may also be revived at ¼ health if he should happen to fall in battle outside of school, as long as Ragsmuena is nearby.
>John gains +1 level of Combat as long as Melodiana is nearby.
>John gains +1 level to Physical when Mehisha is nearby.
note to self bring angels EVERYWHERE
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we need to add Sandal to our harem
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>>34845683
Legendary Physical based

What above that?
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>>34845683
>>34845729
I mean, what if we have legendary physical as our non-buff strength?

What if we use our buffs and be near the angels?

Which they will always be near us. Because they guardian angels.
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>>34845729
God-like?
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>>34845726
O.o (silently judging you)
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>>34845660

>if the last one buffed enchanting.
>Buffed enchanting.
>Buff.
>Enchanting.

Mother of God.
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>>34845758
I just powergame
also using emoticons on an image board is foolish
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>>34845796
i lost my files of images
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>>34845756
Demigod, hopefully.
I want as many power tiers as Aspir's deranged mind can cook up.
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>>34845758
Protip: the only acceptable emoticon on 4chan is ;_; anything else will get you called a faggot and a call for you to go back to Reddit
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>>34845878
good to know
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Legendary lets us make clothing explode.

Mythical adds collateral damage and friendly fire
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>>34846055
does that mean that our clothes now explode when Mehisha is near by?
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>>34846137
Only if we flex anon.
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the wait is killing me man
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>>34846137
Just our shirt.
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>>34845577
As Mehisha exits the church, it takes all of about ten seconds for the door to open. Elizasleyn doesn’t waste any time, her staff on the ground and her clothe already coming off as she closes.

You feel yourself gulp internally.

“I’ve been waiting for this,” she says as she closes, pushing you to the ground, even as you feel a jolt of magic running through your body, reinvigorating you.

“I can tell,” you say as she straddles you.

“You are going to make this good for me,” she says, pulling you up near her, “seeing as I had to wait and feel every last thing from those three, not to mention last night.”

“Yes Ma’am,” you say, your hand already moving up and pulling her all the way against you, then immediately engaging even farther.

To say that Elizasleyn was eager and willing would be wrong. You’re not even sure there’s a word that you could use to describe how much she wanted what you were finally able to give her. All that you know is that there was no waiting, just constant, insistent pleasure from the time you started till the time you ended.

As you finally come down from that long high together, Elizasleyn grins at you from her position atop you, which you had alternated several times.

“With this pledge,” she says, glowing with an even brighter light than Melodiana or Mehisha, “Your body shall be healed from any wound it may take, so that your love may continue evermore, I pledge this as a Power of the lord.”

>Every three turns in combat, John heals 1 wound as long as Elizasleyn is nearby.

Grinning at you as you both continue to breathe heavily, Elizasleyn smiles, “You have no idea how much I needed that,” she says, her chest bobbing up and down.

“Oh I think I do,” you say, brushing her wing, which she leans into.

“Mmm…again?” she asks you with a grin.

“Not right now,” you say, pushing her upwards, “The others might get jealous.”
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>>34846405
“Oh alright,” she says, leaning down to give you one last smoldering kiss before you both stand up and get dressed.

Exiting the church, you find the other three waiting for you. Ragsmuena is sitting on one of the steps, her face still as red as when she left you. Melodiana is standing nearby, gazing happily off into the distance. Mehisha is the first to see you as she was glancing back at the door, but all of them turn as you exit.

“Thank you John,” says Melodiana, as you step to the ground, “For letting us watch over you.”

“Thank you,” you say, “For watching over me.”

They all nod at you, faces various shades of red.

“What now?” asks Mehisha.

>Go see if you can help the Headmistress.
>Head home, you ah, smell.
>Other?
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>>34846432
>Go see if you can help the Headmistress.
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>>34846432
>Head home, you ah, smell.
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>>34846432
>Other?
head to that lake/spring thing to clean up, THEN go to the headmistress
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>Drop by the hidden pool for Round 5.

We probably should clean up, but showering at the house sounds impractical in this situation.
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>>34846495
this
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>>34846432
>Head home, you ah, smell.
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>>34846432
"I know a place where we can rinse down before going to go see the headmistress."
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>>34846495
seconding
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>>34846405
this >>34846495
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>>34846405
I've had this picture for many years and I don't think it's ever been more appropriate.

the ride never ends
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>>34846503
this
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I feel like although the buffs were awesome, they're also kinda gamebreaking. He's something close to immortal if he keeps the angels near at most all times. There NEED to be a drawback.
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>>34846432
>Go see if you can help the Headmistress.
Note to self: test out new hypno abs later.
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>>34846562
They need to be near us.

Also, we risk our lives times at 4 times the risk to get them.

Also, they are guardian angels. They have to be with us all the damn time. It their job.

Sometimes you can get the good without the bad.
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>>34846562
they are angels
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>>34846562
You mean like explaining to everyone why we have a flock of angels following us?
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>>34846432
>Head home to wash up and see how the Reston the gang spent their day. And to pack and prep for dinner.
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>>34846587
The drawback is that we got to fuck them every day.


And they will always be with us until we die.
>>34846604
Yeah. This includes being in class, in the bath,
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>>34846562
Dude. You are worried about the wrong damn things...

For one if hes giving us buffs like that, stuff is going to get crazy later.

Secondly
>John’s soul is now safe from direct attack
>John’s soul is safe from attack
>Direct attack

Theres still indirect attacks and FUCKING SOUL ATTACKS. Not to mention only John is getting these, not the girls.

Proceed to panic now.
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Alright, looks like we're heading to the spring to clean up.

Writing.
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>>34841479
Kind of late to the thread, but I've been meaning to say this since last thread.

Why have we not tried enchantment while drunk yet? I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Also, I thought starting that chekov's gun armor project while drunk would be a funny way to start the project.
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>>34846432
“I ah…think I need to go clean up,” you say, “I was going to see if I could help the headmistress out with anything before we left tomorrow.”

Elizasleyn looks at you and raises an eye.

“Already fishing for another one John?” she asks you.

You glance back at her, before heading towards the spring, “No, she’s just a good person to have as an ally,” you say, “And she deserves the help for all the crap I make her deal with.”

Alright, so maybe that’s not the whole truth, but it’s not a lie. You’re not even sure if the headmistress is actually interested in you or not yet.

When you reach the spring, things get…interesting. While it doesn’t go quite as far as the church, you don’t seem to manage to do any cleaning of your own body. What you do manage is to clean three sets of wings and a good bit of red hair, along with a decent bit of curvy flesh.

Climbing out of the spring and drying off, you wave goodbye to the angels as you leave for the Headmistresses office. Walking into the administration building, it’s mostly deserted. You head up to her office and then knock on the door.

“Enter,” comes a tired voice.

Walking inside, you see the headmistress in what you assume is her normal position, sitting at her desk with a cigarette in her mouth.

“Mr. Galt,” she says as you enter, clearly surprised “Is there something you need?”

>I was just seeing if I could help you with anything before the trip.
>I just wanted to see if I needed to worry about being in trouble again.
>I just wanted to see your smiling face.
>Other.
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>>34847029
>I was just seeing if I could help you with anything before the trip.
No waifu.
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>>34847029
>I was just seeing if I could help you with anything before the trip.
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>>34847029
>>I just wanted to see your smiling face
UNRIMITED SNARK WORKSU
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>>34847029
>>I was just seeing if I could help you with anything before the trip.
>I just wanted to see your smiling face.
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>>34847029
>I was just seeing if I could help you with anything before the trip.
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It got quiet.

Anyway, writing.
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>>34847029
>>I was just seeing if I could help you with anything before the trip.
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>>34847029
>I was just seeing if I could help you with anything before the trip.
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>>34847029
> Just wanted to see your smiling face
> Flex
> Help out
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>>34847321
We sent the angels home.

Our physical isn't high enough to instantly seduce her without the angelboost
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>>34847491
its master level
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>>34847538
Right. Far too low to seduce /her/.
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>>34847196
What can I say, we wait with bated breath.
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>>34847196
Sorry, had to run tech support for a parent. Over the phone. It was unpleasant.
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>>34847656
I know your pain all too well.
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“I just wanted to see if I could help you with anything before the trip tomorrow,” you say, sitting down in the chair in front of her.

The headmistress looks at you like only a delinquent can, taking a drag on her cigarette and apparently wondering if she’s hearing things.

“You,” she says slowly, “want to help, me.”

You nod at her.

“Oh god,” she says, her head slamming down onto her desk, “just when I thought this day couldn’t get any better.”

You look at her, confused.

“Is me asking to help you really that bad?” you ask her.

“No,” she says, rolling her head up so that she can look out at you with one eye, “Just the fact that I just got done with everything because I didn’t want to do anything on the trip either. If I’d have just waited I could’ve subjected YOU to that paperwork hell.”

She rolls her face back down on her desk.

“Instead I get the knowledge that you tried to do a good thing and I can’t take advantage of it. So just leave me to wallow in my misery.”

Looking down at the headmistress, you wonder how much time she spends hunched over her desk like that.

>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
>Nah…probably a bad idea at this point. Just leave.
>Other?
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>>34847692
>>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
what could go wrong
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>>34847692
>>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
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>>34847692
>>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
No brakes on this crazy train.
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>>34847692
>>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>34847692
>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.

The angels aren't here. If this doesn't get us killed, then nothing will.
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Gif-fag, finally arrived. Catching up
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>>34847692
>>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
Its just a massage not like it will escalate or anything. It will.
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>>34847692
>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
This couldn't possibly be misconstrued.
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>>34847692
>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time
I do this all the time to people, it's appreciated and good fun.
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>>34847692
>>Other?
Go get some coffee or something? Massage is a little weird when, in all honesty, we don't know her that well.
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>>34847692
>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
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>>34847772
If I remember anything beyond the last 3 minutes, then I'm fairly certain you can't really die while on campus. Because, you know, Nanoha's superlaser earlier in the questing.
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>>34847692
>>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.
Awwww yeeeeah
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Alright, calling.

>>34847844
The headmistress is the one who powers the field. She can kill you if she wants.
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>>34847844
I though we no-selled that shit due to plot
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>>34847692
>Masage time
>Ask her what she likes to eat. We'll work at least some of it into our trip menus.
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>>34847925
We did. Irrelevant, however.
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>>34847891
>Alright, calling.
>>>34847844 (You)
>The headmistress is the one who powers the field. She can kill you if she wants.
Whelp. It's just like real life in the aspect of live-or-die. Full steam ahead!
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>>34847891
Wait, then if she leaves the school grounds, aren't people going to die?
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>Well, you can’t do paperwork, maybe you can make her feel better physically. Massage time.

Yes! and if the option pops up to spend 50 points to raise it to master right off the bat. DO IT!
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>>34847985
No, she can hand it off.

It's just she does it most of the time. Like when she's on campus.
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>>34847891
Does she also power a contraception field?
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>>34848077
I bet she does as well. It college bitch. If you want to have babies, do it at a hotel.
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>>34848009
Who are we, Tenchi's cousin/shitty clone Kenchi?
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>>34848077
No. That doesn't exist.
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>>34848115
Or at the beach
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>>34848146
>>34848077

It really wouldn't make sense for it to exist, actually. Aren't we one of the first dudes to hang out on campus?

I would think any prior attempts at impregnation would have to be.... somewhat too ambitious to plan for.
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>>34848146
tfw this is actually a show about a a harem protagonist that knows he is in a show
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>>34848146
oh god john has most of the girls pregnant thats one hell of a dinner conversation
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>>34848248
Well, I mean... what'd you expect? Not like the kids are real anyway. Probably just be stuffed with proto NPCs that will fade when the show ends
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>>34848146
Can we make it? We have a shitton of levels in enchantment here.
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>>34848303
no, you get your pregnant cake and you get to eat it too
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You know it just occurred to me that not all the angels may understand how babby is made.
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>Not wanting to get your waifu's pregnant
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>>34848272
Motherfuck no. If Slenderman or the Plot or whatever goes after our family, we are going to wreck its shit no matter what we have to do.
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>>34848303
+5 Condom of mighty strikes
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>>34848369
you know those ruins that glowed on there stomachs i bet they were more specifically over the womb...

Not that I have a problem with knocking any of the girls who aren't in school up and the ones who are have enough support as long as most don't.
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>>34848272
Y'know, that reminds me. What if all those things that hated us are previous show protagonists that were thrown away once the show was done, and now sit and fester?

That could mean like, Sosuke is one of them, or Yamato or anyone else and they are all angry that they can no longer hold and love their waifus, and are pissed it isn't real
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>Not wanting to cuddle a pregnant Tatsuko
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>>34848447
Amen, brother, amen.
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There may not be a conception barrier, but it could be disallowed by the powers of PLOT.
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>cuddling a pregnant Tatsuko
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>>34848402
And then when Meta reveals that this was all a test to see if we were worthy of becoming this realm's god, we extend arm
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>>34848438
I don't think that's what those runes are for, it sounds more like a compact between us and them and what gives us bonuses when they are near them. Nice try though anon, BUT YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
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>>34848488
>>34848515

Not that I'm opposed to hjaving kids, in any sense, but it would be kinda irresponsible to start knocking up people while we're still in Magic College. Especially since some members of the group would really like to have a good academic record.
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What am I looking at, here?

>>34848508
>And then when Meta reveals that this was all a test to see if we were worthy of becoming this realm's god, we
We will never forgive someone that makes our waifus cry!
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We're in a harem show, anons, no babby formed until the last season.
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Standing up, you move behind the headmistress’s desk.

“What’re you…” she starts, before you place your hand on her shoulders and begin massaging. Then she lets out a groan.

“I don’t think I’ve ever met somebody who needed one of these more than you do,” you say as you stay on her shoulders, “Your shoulders feel like steel cable.”

“It’s your fault,” she mutters even as you continue to massage her, “Well, the extra paperwork is. I had to get a translator for some of this earlier. I didn’t know there were so many polite ways for a German to ask you to hand you somebody’s ass on a plate.”

As you continue to massage down her back, which is really, really stiff, you wonder about…

“So I guess Wargle-whatever got her family to start writing angry letter already,” you say as you reach her middle back, which cracks wildly as you press.

“Ooohh….,” groans the headmistress, “I needed that.” She turns and looks at you. “Yes, Ms. Sayn-Wittgenstein has already gotten her family to complain about your behavior during the game. Completely disregarding her own actions, according to the eyewitnesses, you did absolutely nothing wrong, at least not anything I could punish.” She gives you an eye. “If I could punish being a smartass you’d be out of school already.”

You just give her one of your grins. “Sorry,” you say.

You realize that your hands are getting rather low on the headmistresses back now. You won’t be able to reach much lower now without reaching…awkward areas.

>Probably a good idea to stop.
>See how far you can go.
>Ask her if she needs anything else.
>Other.
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>>34848613
>>Ask her if she needs anything else.
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>>34848613
>Ask her if she needs anything else.
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>Probably a good idea to stop.
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>>34848613
keep it chaste but keep massaging
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>>34848613
>Other.
Massage safe zones a little more, no need to rush it
we can get a little mroe frisky at the beach, lotion gets EVERYWHERE
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>>34848613
>>See how far you can go.
Alll the waaaayyyyyy.....
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>>34848613
>>Ask her if she needs anything else.
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>Other
Do her feet, she sits so much her leg circulation must be poor.
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>>34848601
But that doesn't mean no pregnancies. Television is tricky like that
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>>34848613
> Ask for permission to massage lower on her back.
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>>34848613
Get feedback from her on what's sore and needs attention. It'll go as far as she directs it to.
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>>34848613
>Ask her if she needs anything else.
Is there.... ANYthing else I could do for you?
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>>34848613
>Keep going where you already are.
>Ask her if she needs anything else.
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>>34848613
>Ask her if she needs anything else.
>Other: While still working the 'safe' zones
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>>34848613
>>Ask her if she needs anything else.
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>>34848613
>Offer to do her legs

She's going to need to request any areas traditionally consider off limits.
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>>34848613
Don't escalate it, but continue until she's mush.
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>>34848680
>Giving Sexy delinquent headmistress foot massage

I didn't know my dick could get this hard.

Not even Falconwaifu from MCCYOA did this.
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>>34848613
>Legs and feets.
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>>34848613
>See how far you can go.
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>>34848613
>See how far you can go.
I believe we have a stance on rides and endings.
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>>34848680
Give her a foot massage.
>See how far you can go.
>>34848801
That rides and endgins must never be together.
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>>34848590
I'd like to think it goes without saying that ultimately the final word on preggers lie with the woman in question. That won't stop me from -wanting- children with them, but it's not like we're going to force them or shit.

>>34848613
>Other.
>Offer foot/leg massage. Feels fantastic.
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>>34848600
Rudeus Greyrat from Mushoku Tensei.

A worthless NEET gets kicked out of his house by his siblings and ends up dying to save a bunch of kids from getting hit by a truck. He's reincarnated in a fantasy world where he decides to work diligently and become a decent human being. About 15 years later,he's raising a family with his two wives, but the Human God tricks into basically killing his wife and unborn daughter and basically ruins his life because his descendants are destined to kill the Human God. He goes back in time to warn his younger self, and his younger self becomes obsessed with protecting his family and makes a deal with the Human God's sworn enemy for the sake of protecting his wives (he has three now) and his children.
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>>34848613
>Ask her if she needs anything else.
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>>34848613
>Ask her if she needs anything else.
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So, looks like we're going to keep going while asking if she needs anything else.
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>See how far you can go.

We must go Deeper.
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>>34848826
You'd think that a god would realize what self fulfilling prophecies were, given that pretty much every single deity for all cultures has used at least one to fuck over someone's life.
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>>34848854
Oh boy, ITS HABBENING.

Quick HPQ minigame! Guess what the Headmistress is doing in this picture >>34848680
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>>34848974
watching her house blow up
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>>34848974
Trying to turn a remote controlled device off?
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>>34848974
Clearly she is watching John flex over and over agian
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>>34849028
not pictured, furious shlicking
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>>34848974

I'll forgo my guess out of curiosity as to where the hell she's from.
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>>34849098
witch craft works its a manga
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>>34849126
and an animu
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>>34849020
Wrong!

>>34849028
>>34849082
Not mutually exclusive.

She is typing "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in morse code
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>>34849228
Jesus Christ, she's stacked. Also, hnggggggg
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Deciding that you should probably stay away from going any lower, you start going back up, causing her to stretch out slightly as you massage already loosened muscles.

“Do you need anything else?” you ask her, going down one of her arms, relaxing out those muscles as well.

“Mmm….” she groans as you go back up to her shoulders, her upper body nearly melting in your skilled hands.

“Ma’am?” you ask, going down her other arm.

As you finish her arms and move back to her upper shoulders, she finally begins to stretch and straighten herself.

Moving back away from her, you watch with mild interest as certain aspects…ok, fine. Your headmistress has really nice breasts and you watch them jiggle slightly as she stretches herself.

With a final stretch, the headmistress shakes her head and opens her eyes, fixing you with a neutral expression.

“Ma’am?” you ask her.

She sighs and shakes her head, a small smile appearing on her face.

“No Mr. Galt, I don’t need anything more, you can go,” she says in a commanding tone.

“Yes ma’am,” you say, standing to leave.

As you reach the door and open it, you hear her call out.

“Mr. Galt,” she says once more.

“Yes ma’am?” you say, turning towards her.

“Thank you,” she says, her face relaxing just a bit as she takes a drag on her cigarette.

>+10 Attraction for Headmistress

“You’re welcome ma’am,” you reply, before exiting the room.

Heading home, you wonder what you should make for dinner, seeing as how Aurora is coming over. However as you get within sight you feel…a plot point.

This one is different though. You don’t feel a point demand from it. It just wants to be triggered. It is however, a very big one, you can feel it.
>Poke the plot point.
>Nope.
>Other??
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>>34849228
That everything.

Except for the hair coloring. Seriously? A delinquent or principle, anyone with that should be laugh at.

If you gonna color your hair, do it with one color or have at least two colors that are similar.
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>>34849508
>Poke the plot point.
GO BIG!
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>>34849508
>Poke the plot point.

PULL THE TRIGGER.
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>This one is different though. You don’t feel a point demand from it. It just wants to be triggered. It is however, a very big one, you can feel it.
I-....Team? I'm not sure.
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>>34849508
>>Poke the plot point.

What can possibly go wrong?
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>>34849508
>POKE THE FUCK OUT OF IT
Can't we try poking it more than once?
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>>34849508

>Poke.

Like a monkey with a stick.
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>>34849508
>>Poke the plot point.
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>>34849508
>Poke the plot point.
We live on the edge.
>>
in before German special forces
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>>34849508
>Poke the plot point.
My money is on THE GERMANS ARE COMING THE GERMANS ARE COMING!
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>>34849550
>>34849508

>Witchball regs want to ban our gear for being too awesome.
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>>34849553
2 in the chest 1 in the head?
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>>34849587
>>34849593
German mind.

>Poke the plot point.

Balls deep. Always.
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>>34849508
>Poke the plot point.
We always poke da dat plot.
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>>34849601
Djibouti Shooty?
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>>34849329
>>34849271
Unfortunately that's just about the only picture I can find of her that isn't stills from the manga/anime or from really debauched doujins involving mother-daughter tag teaming.

>To poke or not to poke?
Who do you think we are?
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>>34849508
>Nope.
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>>34849633
Did you mean Somali Volley?
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>>34849508
>Nope.
I don't trust it, I'm scared
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>>34849671
Mozambique Drill.
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>>34849651
>>34849686
HERETICS, BOTH OF YOU
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>>34849508
>Nope.
Fuck no, this will do something terrible I can feel it
>>
>>34849508
>>Nope.
>>
>>34849508
Pokey pokey!
Nothing can go wrong!
Other than losing all the waifus, but that won't happen.
>>
>Poke the plot point.
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>>34849508
>Poke it reeeeeeal good
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>>34849651
>>34849686
>>34849732
>>34849759
>>
Poking the plot point is a go.
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>>34849825
It seems all of them are samefags.
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>>34849508
Poke it with the fury of a thousand suns.
>>
>mfw Guide took our pregnancy idea and ran with it, hiding it behind a plot point so that It's John's fault.
>mfw I have no face cause I'm on a phone.
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>>34849990

But then why would AURORA be the one running up to us like this?
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>>34850039
>>34849990

Wait, never mind, I misread.
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>>34850039
She isn't though.
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>>34849990
>>34850039
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense fortunately.
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>>34850039
She's not?
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>>34850039
>>34850082
No anon, she's coming over [i]for dinner[/i].
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>>34850141
So we're going to put the D inner?
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>>34850067

Despite my fast reflexes I am apparently far too late to avoid being mocked.
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>>34850172
Hopefully not until we get to know her better.
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>>34850182
No, our urge to snark is so great that it cannot be denied by something as paltry as facts.
>>
Speaking of Pregnancy, I had this funny mental image of Iri breaking the news that it's her, and John wondering how the hell that would work with a sentient house.

>Things slowly start cluttering up around the house.
>Floorboards slightly creaky under foot.
>One morning we wake up and there's a new Shed in the back yard.
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>>34849508
You reach out and poke the plot point. You keep walking, almost to the house.

You touch the knob.

The plot point triggers.

There’s a flash.



Something’s missing.



Something else is missing.



Then you feel it.



It’s a ripping, it’s a tearing at your soul, your very being. But it can’t get at you.



So it’s tearing at the things attached to your soul.



You hear laughing.



That horrible laughing.



You feel the world starting to tear.



Your vision is blurring.


You fight it.



You fight it hard.



But it’s nothing you can fight.



It’s incorporeal.



It’s not of this world.



It’s been planned ever since you rescued Chris.



It’s taking your girls.



It’s taking your entire world.



Everything goes away.

……………………
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>>34850257
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>>34850275
OH FUCK.
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>>34850275
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>>34850275
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>>34850275
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>>34850275

And we learned to never poke plot points ever again.
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>>34850294
QUICK SOMEBODY TRANSLATE IT
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>>34850275
I think our show got canceled.
>>
>>34850294
01100010 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100010 01100110 01110101 01110011 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 (What the fuck is happening?) 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01100101 01111000 01110100 00101110 00001010 01010100 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 00100010 01010100 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000
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>>34850312
I cant I'm too frightened!
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>>34850319
01100010 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100010 01100110 01110101 01110011 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01100101 01111000 01110100 00101110 00001010 01010100 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101001 (I don't know! System's down!) 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 00100010 01010100 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000
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>>34850319
Shodan no!
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>>34850294
"be obfuscated into binary code or decoded from binary code back into text.
Test by click the "Text to "
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>>34850275
Dang it our weakness for plot points have become our undoing!
>>
I told you faggots, bad news bears. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!
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>>34850294
>>34850319
>>34850336
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>>34850336
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>>34850348
They all say this. Near as I can tell, it's junk.
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WHAT HAVE WE DOOOOOOOOOOOONE
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>>34850348
Oh good, I wasn't the only one that got that when I tried the online converter. I thought I fucked it up somehow.
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>>34850360

....

..........


............................


You are aware.

You are aware once again.

You remember.

A loss.

Parts of your soul are gone.

You don’t even remember who you are, but you know you’re missing something important, very important.

Your girls.

Your girls are gone.

>Rage.
>RAGE.
>Cry.
>CRY.
>Other.
>>
I CAN'T TRANSLATE THIS SHIT.

HELP.
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>>34850404
>>TIME FOR ENCHANTMENT
>>
>>34850404
Shit.

So...we got a reboot?
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>>34850404
>>RAGE.

RAGE AGAINST THE TELEVISED HEAVENS
>>
>>34850404
>Rage

KHORNE, HEAR OUR PRAYER
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>>34850404
>Rage.
>>
>>34850294

>be obfuscated into binary code or decoded from binary code back into text.
Test by click the "Text to

>>34850319
>>34850336
>>34850360

Identical script. I think god's taking the piss here, but there's also shit like >>34850319
>(What the fuck is happening?)

>>34850336
>(I don't know! System's down!)

>>34850360
>(RESTART, RESTART IT DAMNIT)

Gentlemen, we have miscalculated. DRAMATICALLY.

We are NOT in a show.

>>34850404
>Other

Remember.
>>
>>34850404
Other.

>Resolve

Find them.
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>>34850404
>RAGE.
>GET THEM BACK NOW!
>>
>Remember.

Remember our stats and skills.
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>>34850404
>Rage.
>>
I samefagged the nopes, because I knew this day would come! I regret only that there was only one of me
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>>34850404
>>Other.
Focus. We can get them back. We have to.
>>
>>34850404
>RAGE
ACTIVATE HONEYBADGER HAS LOST ITS MATE MODE
>>
>>34850404
>OTHER
>RESOLVE
>DETERMINATION
>REMEMBER
>FIND YOUR GIRLS
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>>34850404
>Other
Determination. This will not stand. We will not allow it.
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>>34850404
>>Other.
Find out what happened.
Prepare.
Get them back.
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>>34850404
>>34850467
Second
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>>34850404
>Resolve
>I AM JOHN GALT!
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>>34850404
> RAGE
> CRY
> REMEMBER
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How funny would it be if all the girls where still around but we started over in another show.
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>>34850404
>Find Them.
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>>34850440
>>34850404
This
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>>34850404
>RESOLVE
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>>34850497
And they have no idea who we are.
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>>34850404
SHIT HAS SHIT THE FAN

Grab SKS
Go innawoods
Retrieve Waifus.
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>>34850404
>REMEMBER SIMBA, IT IS YOUR DESTINY
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>>34850440
>>34850463
>>34850466
>>34850467
>>34850474
>>34850488
>>34850504
THIS!
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>>34850404
>>34850440

So much this... rage will not help.
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>>34850440
This is good.
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>>34850538
THIS!
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>>34850497
That. Or we're in the same show but lost our status as protagonist.

And did anyone else just realize this is why Guide was laughing earlier in the thread. >>34846587
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>>34850404
> take drill, pierce heaven
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>>34850497
We wind up in a New Show
In the Muv Luv universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk
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>>34850404
>>34850440
This God dammit.
>>
Ah, this is why I love being a QM.

Writing.
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>>34850404
These!
>>34850538
>>34850440
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>>34850560
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>>34850404
No words

No rage

No sorrow

Only...ENCHANTMENT!

WE SHALL ENCHANT UNTIL SOMETHING FIXES ITSELF!
>>
>>34850404
>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, DAMNIT
>RESOLVE
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>>34850438
I remember it was bapped around once that we where in an animu simulator.
>>
>>34850404
Resolve
"I WILL NOT LET THIS STAND!!"
get the girls back
>>
>>34850438
>Gentlemen, we have miscalculated. DRAMATICALLY.
What? Explain further anon. Gives us a sitrep!
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>>34850594
This better end up in a full harem pile up. I swear to god, Guide.
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>>34850613
NO.

We are in a waifu simulatior.

The 4th wall was all a lie. We aren't in an anime.

That was also built into the program.

The girls don't have memories of the animes. They never happened. They put those memories of those events and put them in.

Stuff like them remembering the protag of the anime that they were with was all a lie.
>>
>>34850560
Wait, at thread start we got
>>John’s soul is now safe from direct attack.
I guess that didn't last long
>>
I don't get why you guys are so upset.

It's just plot.
In a harem anime.

Everything's going to be alright.
>>
Fuck, no Tatsuko? FUCK THAT
>>
And suddenly turns it was just a nightmare from a freak coma
>>
>We were this close to actually seeing Karasuba in a swim suit


ALL I FEEL IS RAGE
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>>34850438
>>34850613
>>34850666
WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON, I DON'T EVEN
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>>34850672
We might no longer be in a harem anime.
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>>34850666
so... we're in Artificial Academy?
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>>34850669
While she was near. She wasn't we took the attack.

>>34850594
You have taken my Waifu Guide.
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>>34850672
>It's just plot.
>In a harem anime.
>Everything's going to be alright.
Yeah, because this has gone so typically of harem cliches, eh?

>>34850669
>I guess that didn't last long
It said point blank that it couldn't tear into our soul in Guide's update. Read that shit nigga.

>>34850275
>It’s a ripping, it’s a tearing at your soul, your very being. But it can’t get at you.
>But it can't
>>
Why are you all so mad?

This is what you voted for, isn't it?
>>
>>34850710
No. We're safe at all times. We get a free rez when she's near.
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>>34850744
Not me, the lone vanguard ;-;
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>>34850744
we voted for intrusting not destruction
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>>34850744
We wanted plot, but not the destruction of the universe.
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>>34850672
As someone that posted some of the above reaction images I'm not really that "upset" I'm just playing along for the fun of it. Almost like, you know... roleplaying... that thing this board is designed for.

Get the stick out of your ass
>>
>we never got to meet Karasuba's family and make her a permanent Harem member

FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
Guide, you prick I was going to go to bed in like 20 minutes.
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>>34850744
We're not mad, we're just in full PANIC mode.

We just lost all the waifus, man. If ever there was a time to PANIC, this is it.
>>
>>34850692
When we find her she will help us murder all the things. Wonder if this explains why she was so goddamn spiteful in Serekei.
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>>34850672
>>
Clearly we must now venture through all their respective shows to rescue them from their shitty plot.
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>>34850775
Well personally it's not like I'm mad at the qm or anything, just angry for our characters sake. We're emotionally invested, you know.
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>>34850771
Shouldn't it have tickled you that this plot point didn't ask for points? That brought immediate red flags to me
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>>34850404
You start to RAGE. The heavens will BURN! YOU WILL….

No.

No.

Rage will not help.

Rage will not get your girls back.



Resolve.

A terrible resolve fills you.

You will get your girls back.

You.

Will.

Get.

Them.

Back.

This is your world. This is your reality.

Nothing else matters.

Nothing.


(I knew I chose you for a reason.) comes a voice.

(Even in a time of great crisis all you think of is them.) It’s a soft voice, motherly, caring.

(That is why you are my champion.)

You gain the ability to turn. You turn. You see a face. It’s a familiar face. You know it.

(Yes, me.) says the voice, the face it’s attached to smiling at you.

>Hug.
>Hit.
>Demand an explanation.
>Other
>>
>>34850404
THIS! >>34850440
>>
>>34850672
QUIET YOU THIS IS NOT ALL RIGHT AND WE'RE GOING TO MURDER PLOT WHEN WE FIND IT GODDAMMIT.

YOU'RE... YOU'RE PLOT.... YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT! GIVE THEM BACK DAMMIT!
>>
I honestly can't tell if this is going to get interesting, or if I'm about to drop the quest.

>>34850744

I blame 'Shiny Red Button Syndrome'.
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>>34850840
>Hug.

IT ONE OF THE GIRLS. HUG HER.
>>
>>34850775
y u so mad tho
>>
>>34850840
>Hug
>>
>>34850840
I'A I'A SLENDERE FTAGN

>hug
>>
>>34850840
>Hug.

At... at least we still have a Waifu...

>Other

You'll help me right?
>>
>>34850840
>>Hug.
>>Other.

"I can hear you now. I apologize if I'm blunt, but what can you tell me? Where do I start?"
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>Hug.
Tied with best waifu.

>The rest, anon? What of them.

ALL OF THEM ARE TIED FOR BEST WAIFU GODDAMN GIRL GET OVER HERE AND LET ME HOLD YOU
>>
>>34850840
> hug
> ask what is happening
>>
>>34850840
Hug and ask what happened.

Did the happening finally happen?
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>>34850840
>Hug.
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>>34850840
>Hug
SLENDEREEEEEE!
>>
>>34850840
> Hug, with some frustrated agressive action
> Demand explanations between sobs
>>
>>34850840
>Demand an explanation.
>>
>>34850840
>Hug.
Slendy has come to save the day!
>>
>>34850840
>Hug
>Thought I lost you too...
>>
>>34850840
>>Hug.

WHO IS BEST GIRL AND WHY IS IT SLENDERE?
>>
> hug
> ask what is happening
>>
>>34850840
>hug
>ask for help
>>
>>34850840
>brief hug
>then pull back and ask (not demand, /ask/) what's going on
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>>34850925
Because she's the only one left
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>Hug
"Gonna need a hug, then my sword."
John's face when.
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>>34850840
>>Hug
>Fuck, thought I lost everyone
>>
>>34850840
hug
ask how we ca get them back
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>>34850840
>Hug, followed by a request to make things make sense.
>>
Alright. Writing.
>>
>>34850840
>HUG
>ABLOOBLOOBLOO
>What happened, Slendy chan?
>>
>>34850997
We're nearing post limit 459 looks like.
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>>34850997
Near unanimous hugs, to the suprise of noone
>>
>>34850840
this>>34850981
also say "Slendere its you!"
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>>34850840
>>Hug.
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No we passed it way back at 300.

When we figure out who did this there will be hell to pay.
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The suspense is killing me.
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>>34851230
There will be no records of them in any universe
>>
>>34850840
>Hug

Wait...did Slendere do this just to test us? Kind of a dick move, but as long as we can get our girls back, all is well with the world.
>>
>>34851258

>When you google 'fucked with John Galt' all you get are horrified pained screams coming from the internet.
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>>34850840
You can think.

You can move.

You move.

Your arms wrap around her, the fiercest hug you’ve ever given. You feel like you should be squishing her in your arms. She should be paste. But she’s not. She solid, so solid that you think you could hug her till the end of time and she’d still be there. But you can’t. You can’t stay there forever because you need to get them back.

“Help,” you say, “How,” it’s all you can say. You can’t say much. But it’s enough.

(They aren’t gone John.) she says, (You can get them back.)

You relax a fraction. An angstrom. But even more resolve fills you.

(He can’t take them away), she says, (That’s something only I can do.)

What?

(He locked them away), she says, (Put them back. All you have to do is go get them.)

You’ll go get all of them. Right now.

(You can’t get all of them right now. You can only go to one world at a time.)

You don’t care. All of them.

(I can help you, you just have to pick where you go first.)

Images come into view.
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>>34851283
>When you google 'fucked with John Galt'
The browser immediately deletes all history for that session & closes.
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>>34851357
And automatons start flying to your address
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>>34851352
Wait, what the hell.
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>>34851352
Operation rescue Karasuba is go.
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>>34851357

>When you google 'fucked with John Galt'

Jesus kicks open your door horrified and asks why you would do that.
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>>34851352
Adventure time, motherfuckers.
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>>34851378
You don't know what any of these are. They don't tell you anything.
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>>34851352
Oh shit son. Oh SHIT son. OH SHIT SON.
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>>34851352
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>>34851390
Even if we choose, its probably best to get her first-that combat horror
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>>34851352
Okay, so we met Chris first.
So we should get Chris first.
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>>34851378
>>34851396
>Different worlds
>Have to go there to find each harem member

HOLY FUCK

We're going to have to go to the canon universes of all of them, and take them back.

That means we're going to have to fight other protags for them. Including Will Dion.

Prepare for ENCHANTMENT.
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>Sekierie please. And yes I know I mangled that word.
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>>34851396
(I can't tell you yet.)

Why?

(You need to break the seals. When you rescue them, I can tell you more.)

That's it then, you need to pick.

>First
>Second
>Third
>Fourth
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>>34850811
I FUCKING CALLED IT!
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YEAH, Slider questo go!
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>>34851430
I suggest the Majikoi universe first. We can get Tatsuko and Chris, kill two birds with one stone.
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>>34851451

>Fourth
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>>34851451
First
And not just because its the only one I know
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>>34851451
>Fourth

Give me my Akeno back!
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>>34851451
SECOND SECOND SECOND SECOND. SECOND.
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>>34851451
>First
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>>34851352
Sekirei
>>34851378
Majikoi
>>34851396
Kamidori
>>34851451
High School DxD

I'm going to vote
>Second
>
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>>34851451
>Fourth
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>>34851451
>Third

Go get the angels first. They'll give us their boons, making it easier to get back the other girls later.

Also, we get to fight Will Dion. That's a fight I'm already HYPED for.
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>>34851352
You.

>>34851378
Are.

>>34851396
The.

>>34851451
>Best OP!

>2 - Space Quest Go!
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>>34851451
FIRST.
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>>34851451
First
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>>34851451
>First
With Kara we will be unstopable
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>>34851451
>Second

Two birds, one stone.
There's nothing for Full Metal Panic!
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>>34851430
so who and why should we target first
good options are
Chris first girl first
Sekierie Karasuba is a combat horror
Kanime she is a lot like a level headed us
The angles, angles nuf said.
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I honestly have no idea how to feel about all of this.

It looks like it might be interesting, and I have faith in Guide for the most part.

But it has officially stopped being the thing I previously had fun with and signed up for.

>Which one?

I only know who like, two of the characters are outside of this, and neither of them are on the options list.
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>First
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>>34851451
>>Second

Also: page 8 maestro.
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>>34851451
>First
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>>34851451
MY WAIFU!

FIRRRRSSST
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>>34851451
All of them.

FFFFFFFF

>Second

YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER, GUIDE!
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>>34851352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXasCjUTNpE#t=34
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>>34851451
>First
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>>34851510
Then leave or stop bitching. I for one am getting hype, this has the potential to get awesome.
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>>34851507
Like I said here
>>34851491
It makes the most sense, because then we have our angel buffs to help us get the others back.

The better to get all our waifus back.
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>>34851451
>Fourth
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>>34851451
>Second
Gotta get my CUDDLE-ZERKER
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>>34851451
Second
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can someone tell me who is from each of our f choices?
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>>34851451
>First combat monsters is go.
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>>34851451
>Third
If I'm not mistaken that should be the one with the angles, I have a feeling we are going to need the extra firepower.
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>>34851451
>>Second
we made a promise to never leave our cuddle-zurker
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>>34851544
You're god damn right we do. Also; Chris too.
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>>34851550
Reverse image search. Helped me figure out where everyone was from.
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>>34851544
Oh shit, that's where she is? So glad I voted that way.
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>>34851451

>we run into literally any sekirei and ask where karasuba is. Also we can make akitsu happy
>we have to fight the German military and Tatsuko's family
>we need to ask a fellow enchanter for some of his harem
>we need to fight Issei for Akeno (maybe get a xenovia?)
There is no bad option here
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>>34851485
Can someone list which girls are in which worlds. My powerlevel is way too low for this shit.
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>>34851352
>First

Fuck yeah Serekei

WE COMING SAD GIRL! Best way to meet the family? Tear a hole in reality.
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>>34851550
see
>>34851485
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>>34851451

I have no idea where to go. I want to get the angels first, but if this turns into harem vs harem combat we're going to get stomped so hard if we go to Kamidori first...

Fuck it.
>Third
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Just remember guys - we can die FO' REALZ.
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>>34851510
>But it has officially stopped being the thing I previously had fun with and signed up for.

I don't know it depends on if our girls follow us as we get them and if we need to woo them back or fight for them.
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>>34851597
>>34851583
Read the one above you straight up dude.
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>>34851451
>First

WE COMING FOR THE STRONGEST GIRL.
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>>34851597
See
>>34851485
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>>34851550
>>34851597
ON IT

>First
Karasuba (maybe Akitsu????)
>Second
Chris and Tatsuko
>Third
Angels and Rags
>Fourth
Akeno
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ROAD TRIP.

>Second
WE MADE A PROMISE TO NEVER LEAVE TATSUKO ALONE AGAIN.
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>>34851352
>First
akitsu...

Damn you guide.
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>>34851451
>Third
Anyone have a good link for "United We Stand" by Two Steps From Hell? It's time for it.
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Alright.

Calling here.

Give me a second to count.
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>>34851639
This guy, He knows whats up.
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>>34851442
>Second

You're not alone Tatsuki.
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First

WE NEED KARASUBA
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>>34851451
>Second. Lets get Chris and the Cuddlezerker.
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>>34851625
Posted before seeing that post... That post only has the names karasuba, Tatsuko, and Akeno in it. And doesn't explain shit.
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Guys, why not just go 1 2 3 4 like the ritual?
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>>34851688
Names them in order. Not all the girls are in all of these shows.
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>>34851631
thank you

based on this i am torn ether
Chris and Tatsuko for first first and the promise and my favorite
or Angels and Rags for firepower

2 it is.
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>>34851709
Because then we'd make Cuddlezerker wait. We'd leave her alone, anon. That is the reason.
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>>34851676
>>34851677
>>34851684
>>34851688
>>34851709
>>34851714
>>34851723
>>34851729
TOO LATE FUCKERS.
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>>34851661
Wait. Since we don't have any "permanent" harem members, does that mean their status is going to degrade over time as we're out of contact with them?
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>>34851631
Thank you based anon.
What about Kaname and Nanoha? I take it we don't have the option to save them?
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>>34851746
>Wait. Since we don't have any "permanent" harem members, does that mean their status is going to degrade over time as we're out of contact with them?
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>>34851746
They're apart of our soul apparently so I doubt it.
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>>34851746
Not sure that matters sense our universe is gone at the moment (I think)
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>>34851729
THIS. WE NEED CUDDLEZERKERS. Also I think we're gonna bring back more than we got taken from us...
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>>34851746
I wouldn't worry, when we save them it should boost our relationships beyond what they currently are anyway.
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>>34851746
>the last world we get to, the girl no longer remembers John
>she's just been sad and alone her whole life and doesn't know what
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>>34851746
All 4 angels got upgraded to permanent after the ceremony, right?
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>>34851787
Yes.
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My body was not ready for these feels Guide

You magnificent bastard.
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>>34851777

I want to save Cuddlezerker to, but lets be pragmatic here, Karasuba is the one who can lay waste to entire armies with a single kiss, it might be best to rescue her first so she can help with everyone else if need be.
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>>34851787
Completely forgot about that, thanks.
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>>34851828
>2.
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>>34851828
>1
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>>34851828
1
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
>2
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828

1
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>>34851828
1
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>>34851828
1
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
>2
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>>34851828
>2
>As she was our first before, so now shall she be our first.
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>>34851828
1
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2.
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>>34851828
>2
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>>34851828
>2
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
1
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
1
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>>34851835
>>34851840
>>34851845
>>34851856
>>34851859
>>34851865
>>34851866
>>34851867
It's JUST the number you little sillyheads. Enjoy those not counting unless you delete & revote.

Also: page 9.
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>>34851828
2. Cuddlezerker for always.
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>>34851828
>1

She was the strongest. we will need her strength in the future battles.
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>>34851828
2. 2. 2. 2. 2.
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>>34851828
2

Karasuba is a big girl and can handle herself for a while. Dont know how well Kuddlezerker is taking this whole fiasco...
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>>34851828
1
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
>2
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>>34851828
>2
We honor our promises. Get the job done and make our way to the others. As quick as we can while remaining true to ourselves. Because I feel like we're going to be tested heavily and constantly.
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>>34851828

2
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851884
Not to mention shes gonna love all the fighting. Our pelvis might not survive...
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1
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851877
See
>>34842772
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
2
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>>34851828
1
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>>34851828
Calling time now.
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>>34851828
vote is getting samefagged to shit, please introduce some voting standards
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>>34851828
2
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Are you fuckers retarded? Number only, no green text or text
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>>34851828
>2
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>>34851828
>2
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>>34851828
>1
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>>34851926
>Changing it out of the blue
For fuck's sake.
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God DAMN there's a lot of people in here.
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>>34851991
>It'll be ok guys, I promise.

I want to believe.
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>>34851940
Guide, this voting format is terrible. I love you man but your votes are getting samefagged with alt shift and green text
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>>34851947
>>34851877
see
>>34851991
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>This whole god damn thread

Okay guys, from now on when the eldritch horror thing offers us a big red button for free? JUST SAY NO!
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>>34851991
HYPE THRUSTERS GO
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>>34852033
True

But I have to say, this has lead to a very interesting Arc in our quest
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>>34851986
see
>>34851943
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>>34851451
You pick the one with the silly robot.

You feel an urge, a promise to be kept.

(The sad one you made happy,) she smiles at you.

(The closed one you helped open.)

You don't remember your own name yet, but you remember them. At least that you should know them.

(You will remember them.) She says, leaning down to give you a kiss. (Just as they will remember you, when you remind them.)

There's a flash.

(Good luck John, I am with you.)
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Welp, this is a really weird note to leave on, but if I don't go I get fired.

You guys aren't losing much, because I know nothing about these shows and I'm too busy trying to figure out how I feel about the sudden violent Genre Shift Guide just hit us with.

Hopefully when I get back I'll have my head straight.
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>>34852033
Have no ferr.
Sharr restur our honor!

As werl as say no to redu button.
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>>34851991
This gonna be one LONG day before the beach, but DAMN is that beach going to be worth it.
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>>34852065
And ending the longest thread ever.


This is the part where you all yell at me, tell me how I'm awesome/a faggot/a sneaky bastard etc.

Anyway, I'll stick around until we crash.
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>>34852065
We'll go to 1 next right...right?
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>>34852065
>>34852086
Thanks for another great thread, Guide!

No joke, legit amazing. Keep up the good work!
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>>34852088
Yep
Karasuba in sekirei verse really needs emotional stability fast
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>>34852086
We are now playing Taken. Anime edition.

I don't know who I am... I Don't know who you are... but you've taken them from me. I will find you and I will kill you.
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>>34852086
I KNEW IT HAD TO END BUT IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOW GUIDE.
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>>34852086
You are all of the above man. So glad you're running this wild ride. Thank you.
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>>34852086
You're a sneaky faggot bastard, but you're awesome Guide. Keep doing what you're doing.
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>>34852086
Dear Guide.

You Iz Awesome.

Ty, PBR
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We've been at this for 8 hours. Who else regrets nothing?

>>34852079
I may or may not have a full set of swimsuit pics ready to go.
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>>34852086
You awesome faggot. I wish I was half a sneaky bastard as you are. Motherfucker.

Hype as fuck for next thread.

Are canon events in their respective shows carrying on as we dither in other canons?
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>>34852086
Guide, I fucking love you.

I hope you're ready to write out an epic-level enchantment battle once we go to the Kamidori world. I won't settle for anything less.

Come to think of it, Will and John are a lot alike. Perhaps in another world, we could have been friends.
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>>34850811
>>34851455
>>34852086
I SAW IT YOU BASTARD I SAW IT!
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>>34852033
we should have been far more suspicious when this one had no price unlike all the others. I would have said something but i had real life stuff and was late for that vote.

>>34852086
you are an awesome faggoty sneaky bastard.

We had clews but this was crazy. I am ok with the shift as long as the main focus stay wooing our girls.
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>>34852086
At first I was ecstatic, and then livid, now I'm hyped up like a cat on cocaine. Great thread, Guide. I more than look forward to the next ones.
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>>34852086

Thanks for running.

I'm still too thrown by what just happened to have an opinion on it. I'll be either hype or pissed off in a couple of hours, but I'm just kinda.... numb right now.
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>>34851823
sorry, logic fails when cuddles are involved.
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>>34852086
Thanks for the run bro.
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>>34852086
You are a sneaky faggot but I love you for it. I just need new threads now because girls need saving
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>>34852086
this was a roller-coaster of emotions and i loved it
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>>34852086
Well, I have seven hours left on my shift, and not much to look forward to besides number-crunching.

That being said, well done Guide.
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Riveting thread giude
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>>34852086
You have started one hell of a journey for us now mate. And I love it.
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>This entire thread

You are -all- glorious faggots, and I am honored to play with you.
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>>34852086
NEXT THREAD WHEN?
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>>34852125
Kind of sad when the villains know that we're so compulsive we won't be able to resist.

We gotta start thinking more. Sometimes, at least.
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>>34852130
>>34852086

Same here. This is the kinda thing that's either going to crank it to 11 or make me rage quit, and I have no idea which it's going to be.

I'll let you know what I think next thread.
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>>34852088
Probably. If Slender mentions someone else is in trouble then I reserve the right to jump on that, but all things being equal yes, we get Karasuba back.
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>>34852171
This will be how we will react to every waifu when they remember us.
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>>34852086
You glorious son of a bitch this coaster's at the peak of the hill and just waiting to go screaming towards its fate. How am I supposed to sleep now?!

Love you man & thanks. 50.000001% no homo.
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>>34852191
Yeah I agree with that. I'm just worried about Karasuba. Cuddle Zerker may be Sad... Karasuba... I... Yeah it's.. going to be ugly.
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>>34852191
I agree Karasuba next bar the unexpected
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>>34852173
the world would never change if thinking was all that was done but action can
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>>34852130
>>34852178

You will get your cuddles back anons, I promise. Hope you don't drop. Understand if you don't want to continue, I know I've dropped quest myself.


>>34852124
You did. I wanted to point it out, but I was busy typing.


>>34852096
>>34852103
>>34852104
>>34852105
>>34852109
>>34852113
>>34852119
>>34852120
>>34852125
>>34852126
>>34852130
>>34852135
>>34852139
>>34852145
>>34852150
>>34852160
>>34852171
>>34852172
>>34852178
>>34852205
Thanks guys.

I promise I will answer more questions as we go or if I feel I can answer them immediately.

As for next thread, I'll try my damndest to run Tuesday.
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Thread over? Shit. I just got here.

>Reads thread.

GUIDE. GUIDE. YOU HAVE BROKEN MY ABILITY TO FEEL.

I HAVE NO IDEA IF THE CHANGE IS AWESOME FOR THE SCOPE OR RETARDED FOR HINGING ENTIRELY ON A SHINEY RED FUCKING BUTTON.
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Oh god we're going to see, and possibly fight, Karasuba when she only wants to kill until she meets someone who can kill her
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>>34852245
Perhaps....

Both?
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>>34852245
>>34852226
Guide what would you have done if we hadn't pushed the button?
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>>34852247
I bet she's going to see we have a similar fighting style to her and through that is how we will remind her of who we are.
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>>34852273
Acted like this was the consequence for not pushing the button.
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>>34852247
We're gonna have to steal a sword from Majikoi and enchant the FUCK out of it ASAP.

And someone needs to force update the archive just a bit before it falls off the board. ALL MUST BE PRESERVED.
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>>34852273
I would've let you go on vacation, maybe dangled it in front of you again at a later date.
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>>34852245
>HINGING ENTIRELY ON A SHINEY RED FUCKING BUTTON.

Shhhhh, just accept it. You like the button. You love it's shininess. Button is love. Button is life.
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>>34852247
"I'll just have to do it again..."

"What?"

"Win."

Que battle without honor or humanity.
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>>34852298
>And someone needs to force update the archive
How does that happen, btw?
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>>34852273
>>34852306
We are earning the FUCK out of this vacation.
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>>34852273
us not pressing the button would have never happened, if it had all he would have to do is wait until morning and spring it on us again and we would have probably pushed it then.
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>>34852247
Oh we're gonna fight her anon. We're gonna fight her to a bloody and battered standstill using everything we know and everything she ever taught us.

Then we're gonna pull out a bottle of oil and ask her if she is ready for that massage.
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>>34852273
>>34852272

Not sure I want an answer, personally.

If it was continue like we were, I'm gonna be really pissed about the Shiney Red Button, because Guide probably knows it has a 100% success rate. While I'm kinda hyped for this, I was much more into what we WERE doing.
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>>34852298
Forget the sword, let's grab Benkei while we're there. Team Sleepy Buddies is go!
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>>34852306
VACATION IS A TRAP! NO FAN SERVICE EPISODES WE JUST STAY HOME AND CUDDLE!
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>>34852306
I'm picturing the villain and his allies just watching John ignoring all these buttons.

>"The shit? He STILL hasn't pressed the button."
>"Since when did he learn to control his impulses?"
>"I dunno man. I just don't fucking know anymore."
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>>34852306
Hey Guide, when we finally rescue all the girls will we still be able to go on the beach trip?
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>>34852349
Oh no
Once we get everyone back, we all are going to deserve a beach day

On a private fucking island
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Next Thread When?
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>>34852319
>This starts playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI
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>>34852319
>"I'll just have to do it again..."
>"What?"
>"Win."
>Que battle without honor or humanity.
Get hype.
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>>34852372
>>34852226
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>>34852363
If you want.

>>34852372
Tuesday more than likely.
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>>34852325
You fill out the request as if you're archiving a thread like normal and submit it. The archive goes 'Whoa there, partner! We've already got this little rascal on the books. Hows about we just make sure everything's up to date then?'.

And that, my friend, is how archive is updated.

>>34852319
Just had part of a movie trailer play in my head. It was great.
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>>34852393
When we get to Sekirei universe, will there be a chance to recruit Akitsu?
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>>34852393
Was this what you meant, talking about seeing the sekirei threads back?
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>>34852363
You're damn right we're going on that beach trip after this.

Also, I just realized. If all our girls are in their canon universes now, doesn't that mean Irie's been sent back to the Fate/Zero world? We're gonna have to save her before she dies.
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>>34852393
what about the girls not technically in our harem like imca relia and what not
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>>34852393
We will and we will deserve it >>34852367.
Unless we get all the girls back and get home and then have to face the end boss immediately but then Beach episode.
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>>34852393
We're building a goddamn beach pocket dimension inside out house. It will be awesome and that is that.
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>>34852434
Huh... Karasuba would make one Hell of a Saber.
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>>34852415
I'm a tease, not a bastard.

>>34852431
Definitely maybe.

>>34852442
They're around. It'll come up later.
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>>34852333
>>34852306

AND THERE'S THE ANSWER I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR.

Normally I drop on principal over shit like this, even if it was solid fucking gold. Shiny Red Buttons are a shitty manipulative form of railroading disguised to foist blame on players.

I'm gonna go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt here, since you seem like a cool guy, but holy fucking goddamn hell why the fuck would you do that.

And before anyone flips out about me getting angry over the twist, I'm not angry about the twist. I am angry solely and exclusively over the Shiney Red Button.

I'm going to leave now and decompress before I say of do something stupid.
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>>34852463
>Definitely maybe.
Coy.

>>34852463
>I'm a tease, not a bastard.
She is incomplete. Because of us. We were missing. This whole time. She waited for us, without even knowing.
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>>34852375
While nice I can't help but feel something instrumental would be better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKDzOnRydWk

>>34852434
>Also, I just realized. If all our girls are in their canon universes now, doesn't that mean Irie's been sent back to the Fate/Zero world?
We're gonna sock Kerry in the face SO HARD and maybe tell Angry Manjew to fuck straight off.
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>>34852490
That and possibly Karasuba's horrible blood rage.
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>>34852463
Where do we find the girls not from these four worlds?
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>>34852487
>Normally I drop on principal over shit like this, even if it was solid fucking gold. Shiny Red Buttons are a shitty manipulative form of railroading disguised to foist blame on players.
>And before anyone flips out about me getting angry over the twist, I'm not angry about the twist. I am angry solely and exclusively over the Shiney Red Button.
Foisting blame on an awesome QM does not endure you to me.
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>>34852463
>They're around. It'll come up later
Oh lord they've been thrown into the wrong universes haven't they?

>mfw Kaede could be alongside Akeno stuck with Issei over in High School DxD universe
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>>34852487
I take full responsibility anon. Sorry I pissed you off, but not really sure how else "Separate you from everyone you love or not" is going to be a choice.

Hope to see you again.
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>>34852487
>I'm going to leave now and decompress before I say of do something stupid.

Too late, just leave or be quiet. Nobody needs to hear your rant.
Its called a plot point for a reason they have been there since the quest started.
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>>34852487
>DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T LIKE

Literally a PLOT button that can be avoided.
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>>34852502
God, I'm trying to picture how a meeting between Kiritsugu and John would go.

They could at least be brothers in never giving a fuck.
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Thread Theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
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>>34852535
Well what's worse is that they're being molested by that little pervert while we're away.
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>>34852631
DxD main character is massive pervert who molests Anko on a regular basis and her role in that show is to enjoy and be thankful for it.
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>>34852566
At least he should actually feel like shit when confronted with the idea of someone he loves being taken from him.

>>34852550
We could see about beating him back onto the proper path of a hero and not that 1 for 10/10 for 100/100 for 1000 shit. What if we're summoned/appear as Caster and have to deal with the War?
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>>34852566
>Well what's worse is that they're being molested by that little pervert while we're away.
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>>34852643
Oh no I knew that. I was just going for the eye twitching
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Guys

Guys

Guys...

If we're cruising through anime universes now, what if we could get to the Demonbane universe? I mean, we ARE fighting eldritch horrors after all. We could make the chekov's gun armor into a miniature Demonbane. Except instead we summon all the good waifus from other universes to help us instead of the strongest person in each universe that fights for good.
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>>34852566
>>34852631
>>34852643
>>34852648
>>34852649
W-We've kind of fooled around with women not explicitly our harem. S-So that makes it okay. As long as they love us.
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>>34852648
And now I kind of want to try & bring Saber along. Stupid desires that'll never be fulfilled. Shame there's even less hope for Medusa Rider.

>>34852672
>Demonbane
Then we'd just have to try & pick up Al Azif. You know we'd try it.
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Kamidori is going to be fun, it's full of monstergirls.

Monstergirls like abs right?
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>>34852687
the problem is not the fooling around but who is doing it and in what context.
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>>34852708
>F/SN Caster
>F/SN Rider
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>>34852687
Yeah no it's great. Really.
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>>34852708
That too, of course.
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>>34852708
And there's even less chance of picking up Tamamo caster, or Mordred.
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>>34852525

I'm not nearly as upset as that guy is, but the whole 'red button' thing is one of the worst things you can do from a running standpoint.

I fucking love guide, he's awesome, but this was a bad thing.

>>34852540

Personally, I don't see how it needed to be a choice at all, we're dealing with monsters that don't quite synch to our concept of reality. Why do they need to ask for our permission to shaft us? They seemed to doing perfectly fine driving Kadae insane and manipulating shit in the background.

>>34852549
>>34852542

I think everyone, including you and the guy you're upset with, can have their opinions. I don't think he should've flipped out like that, but telling someone to leave because they disagree with you is bullshit.

If he wants to stay, he can stay, if he wants to leave he's fully capable. Guide pulled a pretty dramatic fucking change out of nowhere, I'm willing to let it play out a bit before I form an opinion on it. It could turn out fucking excellent, and on the off chance it sucks I have the option to bail any time.
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>>34852687
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>>34852631
>>34852643
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>>34852719
>>34852732
Repeat after me.

Guide.

Has.

A.

Plan.

Now take a breath.
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>>34852763
The joys of having zealous players.

Having fun guide?
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>>34852763
Rodney senpai believes!
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>>34852763
I'm completely fine. More giddy at what possibilities you might be ready to spring on us in each universe
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>>34852728
I'm sorry, friend, but Iri's from Fate/Zero. No Medea or Medusa for us.
>>34852752
>Tamamo
I know. It hurts.
>Mordred
Cute as hell but isn't the whole "You're actually a chick" a bit of a murder button for her?

>>34852763
Can't sleep for a while now, thanks. Gotta do something until this dies.
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>>34852757
I can see it both ways.

But I personally would've been upset if I'd chose, "Keep massaging the Headmistress" and then also got, "Bad guy rips your girls from you," as a side deal.

>>34852780
Always.
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>>34852752
>And there's even less chance of picking up Tamamo caster
That cuts deep. How dare you.

>>34852763
Calm yo tits. I'm just having fun
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>>34852728
Actually, if we're getting Irie, wouldn't we only find F/Z Servants?
We could, in theory, meet the Best Servant.
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>>34852763
Guide.

Has.

A.

Plan.

*Breath*

So... what's this plan I hear so much about?
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>>34852802
Here
>>34852763
I DO believe. I've just gotta do SOMETHING and I ain't starting something new if I want to get a wink of sleep tonight.
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>>34852757
Hes fine to have an opinion but, he doesn't need to keep telling it to us. He should just keep those opinions to himself and just lurk. Thats what I was trying to say.
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>>34852806
>Having fun, Guide?
>Always.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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Alright guys, I feel I should ask.

When we get into the Majikoi universe, should we try to go fro Chris or Tatsuko first? I personally say Tatsuko cause we might need her strength (and cuddles) to help get us to close to Chris
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>>34852802
>I'm sorry, friend, but Iri's from Fate/Zero. No Medea or Medusa for us.
>>34852812
>Actually, if we're getting Irie, wouldn't we only find F/Z Servants?
I want Caster to finally have the rock she so desperately needs. That she isn't betrayed, and not to betray herself. I want Medusa to see how beautiful she really is, and how loved. I want it, anons
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>>34852817
You'll find out Tuesday, sorry.

>>34852829
>>34852802
Well, I'm happy I made you that invested, sorry you can't sleep.

>>34852807
Cool, just checking.

>>34852849
You too man!
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>>34852807
I just wanted my fluffy tail.

Granted That girl from Kamidori has fluffy tails, but that doesn't count because Townail in urethra.
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>>34852763

Can you tell the guys getting angry at the dissenters to fuck off?

I have no problems with whatever you're doing, but the sense of smug superiority coming from my peers is kinda pissing me off.

Thanks again for the thread.

>>34852806

In my experience the best way would have been to keep foreshadowing they were up to something, have occasional run ins with them, and then hit us with a WHAM like this after we went for something like the planned beach thing as a 'ha ha, we distracted you during the final phase of our plan'.

That's how I woulda done it, but it's you didn't ask when it mattered and it's your show anyway.

>>34852838

Let me see if I understand what you're saying. It's alright to disagree and have an opinion.... as long as you never voice that opinion about how you don't like something?

I hope that's not what you're trying to say, because that's what you're writing.
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>>34852806
>Always
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>>34852890
Damn. All right good thread guide... but I need a smoke.

See you Tuesday.
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>>34852911
>Can you tell the guys getting angry at the dissenters to fuck off?
Step back for a while, nigga. Come back on Tuesday. Same for the rest of some of you. We don't need this shitbitting
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>>34852961

I'm really only upset that people are angry for someone disagreeing.

I mean, I know we're all on the same page 90% of the time, but where the hell did that anger COME from?
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>>34853000
>I'm really only upset that people are angry for someone disagreeing.
I think it's less over disagreeing in general, and more the way they expressed it.
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>>34853000
The loss of his waifu.
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Right. All caught up & time to pass out.

Someone be a dear & update this once it's second to last or thereabouts? G'night.
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>>34853051
Got you covered buddy.
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>>34853027

Eh. Shiny Red Buttons are a pretty strongly documented thing at this point. Going from 'no major problems' from hitting plot points to getting blindsided with 'everything is ruined forever' by hitting the plot point was kinda jarring.

I mean, it was clearly meant to be a sucker-punch, so that kinda betrayal actually sorta works here. But at the same time, actively betraying our expectations kinda leads to a sense of, well.... betrayal.

I trust Guide, but in the vast majority of cases it's a red flag so massive it blots out the sun. Reflexive intense hatred isn't a particularly terrible reaction, all things considered.
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Need more battle music to listen to when Karasuba and John fight again.
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>>34853092
You're the best Guide. The Best.
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>>34853153
Sure!

We Crit fail the role and she strike us down, coming to the realization of who we are as why lie dying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK89z6SvvFo
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>>34853138
>Eh. Shiny Red Buttons are a pretty strongly documented thing at this point. Going from 'no major problems' from hitting plot points to getting blindsided with 'everything is ruined forever' by hitting the plot point was kinda jarring.
Speak for yourself, faggot. Almost every time we pushed the goddamn button we went up to our eyeballs in trouble. It's been steadily ramping up in severity for ages. It went from a slender, to a pissed off slender, and more.This coming -entirely- out of left field exists in your mind. It was a surprise, yes, but not to the extent your bitching about. Keep being skeptical if that's what you want, but don't expect me to care
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>>34853223

Hey, asshole, I'm not one of the guys bitching about the direction the Quest is going in. All I was saying was that their opinions were not entirely without basis or grounding.

Either you're acting like a smug fuckhead over nothing, or you are trying to argue that opinions other than the ones you hold are invalid.

And given the last thing that happened was the Angry Slender thing, this is a pretty dramatic step up in terms of severity. Once again, NOT one of the guys upset with the direction. Just saying opposing opinions and views are allowed.

You too are entitled to your opinion, no matter who may agree or disagree. I wouldn't tell you to leave the quest that you apparently enjoy because I didn't like how you felt about something.

But you can take the high horse you're on, polish it until it shines, twist it sideways, and ram it up your ass.
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So, uh, what if the thing that hates us sets up fake plot points that fuck us over from now on, you guys think this will be a thing?
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There has been PLENTY of foreshadowing in this quest. Anyone who thinks otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

When we rescued Kaede and Chris the black blobs went on long rants about how they wanted to destroy us and everything we ever loved. NOT picking up that plot point would leave a huge hole in the story. Just like how we were warned about the other power groups in the school making trouble with us STARTING with the weakest. Sure enough the delinquents and morals committee arrived on our doorstep to cause trouble.

The big red button is not a chain Guide uses to jerk us around, it's an invitation to live in interesting times. This quest is about gathering and loving a harem. Every plot point to date has been about protecting the things we love against people who would try to take them away. After the angel ceremony people complained that the bonuses were so strong that nothing could threaten us ever again. Guide LAUGHED. I've been expecting the shit to hit the fan ever since.

So here we are, our harem is in danger. It's time to ENCHANT some motherfuckers. Lets do this.
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>>34853717
So, what you're saying is : Always bet on Guide. Right? If so I agree.
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Had to catch up from two threads ago, only to see this.

I only have one thing to say. DROPPED my plans to play ArcheAge on Tuesday. I'll be watching your entry like a hawk, Guide, familiarizing myself with the four battlefields in the meantime.
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So, today I was going to mention how I felt like we were being coddled a little too much.
Then shit came up and I missed the thread.
Now I'm furious.
Which makes me happy.
Which makes me very confused...
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I think there is three possibilities:

1): We remember we are John Galt, and arrive in the other worlds as an outside show intruder, like Slendy or the suited horrors did in ours. It would be disturbing for the people of the show, but the easiest for us

2)We remember we are John Galt and the show we come from, but we are provided an appropriate place in the show we go in by the narrative. While not the easiest, that will be the less disturbing for everyone.

3) We do not remember we are John Galt and the show we come from, and we're given a fitting role inside the show we go in by the narrative. This will be problematic for us.



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