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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.


"Take a seat Daniel." I'm told. I slump into the fading blue couch, dreading however long this is going to last. "So how are things going Daniel, is school ok?" Ms Gutla, the school councillor, asks innocently. Her hand drifts 'stealthily' to a pen and back to the sheet beneath her.

She maintains what's presumably meant to be reassuring eye contact, but instead she just comes across as just unsettling.

Fuck I hate going to these things, I have to pretend I have feelings about things I don't even think about.

Time to shift on normal person mode, I smile, like a normal person would, as I very normally explain to the councillor

>Everything's fine, same old same old
>Well I got a girlfriend now
>Well, I'm caught up in a bunch of superpower nonsense apparently
>Write in
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>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old
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>Everything's fine, same old same old. How are things in your life?

it was smart to follow your twitter
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>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old
Nothing of interest to note. Nope, none at all.
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>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old
stick to party line
say nothing
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>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old
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>>34870472
>Well, I'm caught up in a bunch of superpower nonsense apparently

Let's try see where this goes
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>>34870472
>Write in
Everything is the equivalent of being doused in petrol, being set alight, chained to one of those prison-ball things to stop them running away, and thrown out of a plane into the pacific ocean.
So yeah, I'm fine.
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"Oh, y'know, everything's fine. Same old, same old." I manage. She nods, smiling her weird therapist smile, staring me in the eyes still, as she scribbles something on the sheet.

"So you don't feel angry orrrr, I don't know.... alone ever?" She pushes me.

I repress the urge to sigh, "No, everything's fine, just been hanging out with Claire." (I'm not going on a shooting spree any time soon) I add in my head.

She nods again, more scratching on her paper, what looks like a clear cross shape. "So glad to hear it Daniel. I hear you even went to Chad's big party last weekend, good for you." She smiles, stretching her face. "But, if you don't mind me asking, where have you been getting these bruises?" She points at my arms, face and neck.

>What do?
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>>34870949

>ive been working out, some boxing. It's pretty fun actually.
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>>34870949
>Lack of coordination with weight training equipment
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>>34870949
>>34871018

Backing
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>>34870949
Working out, falling down stairs, playfully wrestling with people, boys will be boys after all.
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>>34871018
this
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>>34870949

>>34871018
seconded
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>>34870949
>I fell down some stairs
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>>34871018
>>34870949

Perfectly good excuse.

I never realized how straight up creepy the girl from PP looked out of context till now.
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Best not tell her about the various beatings and bites, "Oh y'know...." She stares at me expectantly, "I've been working out some with Claire, lifting weights and stuff, just had some accidents, dropped them on my face and stuff a few times."

Her smile becomes a degree more comfortable to look at, "Oh that's good, you know, excersise is very important in a teenagers life." She scribbles something else.

"Uh, yeah I guess. Was there anything else?" I'm desperate to get out of this.

Her eyes dart downwards for a fraction of a second. "I... oh yes, how's life going at home?"

>Everyone's a dick, the usual
>Ah, it's fine
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant
>So what are you doing later?
>Write in?
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>>34871363

>Everyone's a dick, the usual
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant
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>>34871363
It's going as normal.
>So what are you doing later?
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>>34871363
>Write in?
"My mom is not approving of Claire, but you know how her dad is."
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>>34871363
>>Ah, it's fine
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>>34871363
>Ah, it's fine
>So what are you doing later?
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>>34871363
>So what are you doing later?
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>>34871383

seconded
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>>34871363
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant

So... normal.
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>>34871363
>So what are you doing later?
She's making us uncomfortable, let's do the same to her.
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>>34871383
Backing
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>>34871383
Why would we tell her that?
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>>34871363
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant

Million watt grin.

>So what are you doing later?
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>>34871363
>So what are you doing later?
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>>34871471
Because she cares!
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"Ah, it's fine. My sister beats me, my brother's a NE- shutin, my mum is emotionally manipulative and my father's distant." I rattle off. She looks stunned at the statement, pen clattering out of her hand onto the desk.

I lean forward, elbows on my knees, "But what are you doing later?" She coughs, before snapping back to me.

She scribbles some more stuff down, eyes locked on the paper. "Ummm, tonight, I'm going over and putting together a general report for the principal. After what you just said though, it sounds like I'll be needing to talk to you again." I go to speak before she cuts me off, "Sorry Daniel, your time's up." She waves me at the door.

I turn away, grinning at my escape, as I shut the door behind me. The sun hangs low in the afternoon sky, streaking the blue into orange.

Down the hall, I hear the sound of someone closing the art room door behind them. I check my phone, "Go hme witut mi prctic rnnng lte" reads the message from Claire.

>Walk home
>Check out the arts room, no ones supposed to be in there
>Surprise Claire at practive
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>>34871731
>>Check out the arts room, no ones supposed to be in there
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>>34871731
Can I get a translatoin?
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>>34871761
"go home without me, practice running late"
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>>34871731
>Walk home

Good thing come to those who ignore the fuck out of shit that isn't their business.
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>>34871731
>>Walk home
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>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive

No way. Super hero shit is going on last thing we need is to be alone and attacked by some godawful whatever.
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>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive
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>>34871785

best advice, curiosity is for main characters.
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>>34871731

>Surprise Claire at practive
>But first look, then act
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>>34871731
>Walk home
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>>34871731
>>Walk home
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>>34871789
Come on. We are a Lois. We are literally immortal unless it serves to advance the MC's plot arc.
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>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practice

We need to explain text edict. This witutmi shit is unacceptable.
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>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive
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>>34871833
Or we're Uncle Ben.
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>>34871833
So are we the female in this relationship?
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>>34871731
>Check out the arts room, no ones supposed to be in there
Why not may be a good place to get laid
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>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive
May as well fuck her again
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>>34871731
>surprise Claire at practice
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>>34871872
We are the person designated to make the unrelateable super being relatable. Though this:
>>34871863
Would also work I suppose.
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>>34871872
You REALLY haven't noticed?
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>>34871937
Just confirming.

Not that we might get kidnapped and experimented on.
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>>34871937
>>34871872
We're the female out of the bed, but in bed? We are king.
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>>34871988

>kawaii in the streets. senpai in the sheets
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>>34871988

Sure we are, Unreliable narrator and all.
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>>34872054
Oh god, my sides.
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I head out to the field, as a parade of girls whack at each other's shins. Claire made team, of course, didn't even have to cheat, apart from giving half the girl's minor concussions in our escape.

I wait for her to finish, sitting on the stands, I even dig my uneaten orange out of my bag for her, fuck if I'm eating it.

As practice wraps up, she's never even looked in my direction, turning her back, she head's to the locker rooms. The other girls, despite not figuring out who was in that stall, give her a wide berth after what Claire did to whatsherfucks knee.

>Follow her in
>Wait outside
>Write in?
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>>34872140
>>Wait outside
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>>34872140
>Wait outside
No need to lewd so quickly.
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>>34872140
>Wait and fantasize what is happening in the locker rooms.
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>>34872140
>Wait outside
Lets stay out of this shitstorm
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>>34872140
>>Wait outside
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>>34872140
>>Wait outside
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>>34872140
>>Wait outside
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>>34872170
>>34872140

This is in character and I support it whole heartedly.
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>>34872140
>Eh, walk home, eat the orange.
We don't want to appear as clingy.
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>>34872416
>Go to her house, fuck orange repeatedly, wait for her to get home
We'll NTR the shit out of her
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>this quest
>our love interest is now an MC
>the way this seems to be we may be able to pull the alpha out enough to be an unpowered MC in our own right
>already have a rival/enemy
i do not know why i haven't joined this quest earlier.
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>>34872140
>Wait outside
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>>34872503
>fuck an orange
>getting all that citric acid on your unprotected penis
Are you a masochist?
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>>34872565
Yes, why do you think we hung out with Claire?
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I wait outside the door at a non-sex offendery distance, closing my eyes as completely false images float through my head, steamy showers, girls giggling and soaping each other up. Of course the change room didn't even had a shower, but facts are nothing to my teenage mind.

"Ew. It's that faggot again." Cherise, who somehow made captain, walks outside with her cumdump cronies. They all stare at my painfully obvious erection, laughing.

Claire walks out, freshly changed, staring at the girls in front over her, scowling.

>What do?
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>>34872565
Of course I also meant for a condom to be worn.
Wouldn't want our orange to get pregnant our first time together.
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>>34872670
>Wave and offer to walk her home!
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>>34872670
>Look at the girls and shit grin "Jealous?"
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>>34872565
Yes?

>>34872670
Walk up, kiss on the cheek. That should be sufficient for her to fuck that painted whore up should she so choose.
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>>34872670
>>34872697
Backing
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>>34872670
Use our background character powers to blend into the background!
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>>34872670
walk away
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>>34872704

>>34872670

This + flipping them off.
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>>34872670
>>34872713
Aaand
>>34872704
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>>34872697
Just this.

Remove >>34872704
>>34872745
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>>34872670
Is Cherise one of Nej's girls? If so tell her he only has like, a fucking Mike & Ike down stairs. Thats why he hasn't fucked any of them yet.
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Walk away, didn't give a shit about them before, we don't give a shit now.
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>>34872713
>>34872704
Guys, I thought we were trying to remain covert about this?
That's why we had Claire slap us last thread?
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>>34872857
>>34872785
This PLEASE.
Remain COVERT
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>>34872859
I thought that was about the super power thing.
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>>34872829
No, Cherise is just the alpha bitch, she's not part of Nej's harem.
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>>34872896
It was about both, so, you know, Claire doesn't have to deal with being bullied.
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>>34872892
Seconding being COVERT
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>>34872918
Oh shit, right.
Changing
>>34872779
To
>>34872857
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>>34872670
Yeah, sure. Lets be covert. With our massive erection. Because that is pretty amusing.
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I just walk around them, avoiding eye contact as they giggle themselves around a corner. Bitches.

I hand Claire her orange, "Here, fucked if I'm eating fruit."

She takes it, still frowning, "Y'know, just a little peck and I could probably snap their spines."

I rub my chin, "Tempting, but no, we're keeping this undercover remember?"

"Your funeral." She shrugs, heading for the school exit, shoving her face into the half peeled ball of citrus, slurping loudly.

"Just think about all the lady's I'm depriving of that talent by keeping you to myself." I chuckle.

She just digs me in the ribs again, still devouring the orange.

The sun dips the horizon, as we head to

>My place
>Her place
>The movies
>Other
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>>34873078
>A love hotel.

>Or our place.
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>>34873078
>The arcade
>>Specifically, the DDR machine
We've done much in the strength area of /fit/, now to test dexterity.
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>>34873132
>>34873078
This
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>>34873078
>>The movies
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>>34873078
>The movies
or
>My place
Might as well try to have a good time
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>>34873078
>The movies

Fuck, lets try something new. But only if something cool is playing.
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>>34873078
>The movies
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>>34873132
>>34873142
Second
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>>34873141
I think Claire know plenty about our dexterity. Namely that it is completely average for a less than healthy 17 year old boy.
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>>34873078
>The movies
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“Man, that was shithouse!” I exclaim as we leave the theatre, drawing the ire of a passing mother, who clamps an ineffectual hand over one of both her children’s ears. “Why do we ever see what you want?”

She waves a palm at me dismissively. “Yes, my fun is invalid because it doesn’t meet your standards."

"Your god damn right it is!" I yell, only partly joking. The mother clucks her tongue and shoves past us into an elevator. Claire mimes throwing her drink into the back of the women's head.

It's really dark now, as we exit the theatre, Claire nudges me in the side, gesturing with her chin.

Pink hair girl, forget her name, is shooting pink bolt things from a pink bow at some snake lady thing, a bolt paffs against the wall next to us, leaving behind a smell of strawberries and puppies and whatever the hell else girly magic smells like. Her pink skirt swirls around her as she dodges the snake lady's counter attack, an acidic wash, which sloughs through the pavement.

>Get Claire to join in
>Not our problem, walk away
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
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>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
>Try to angle yourself for pantyshots
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>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
Always good to watch a fight
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>>34873520
"You need to get a costume before you join in that sort of thing."
>Not our problem, walk away
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>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
I feel something is going to happen.
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>>34873520
>>Not our problem, walk away
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>>34873520
Ask if she wants to join in. If so, get her to wrap a damn scarf around her head or something: no need to let the half dozen villains in our class know there is another MC/Super around.We have our popcorn so we are cool with whatever.
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>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
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>>34873594
Seconding that
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>>34873520
>>34873620
This. She needs to relieve some of that stress from the bitch squad.
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>>34873620
We have villains on our class? All I recall are the Heros MCs getting mentioned
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>>34873520
>>We already have popcorn, let's watch
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>>34873520
>>We already have popcorn, let's watch
"We need to get you a costume first."
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>>34873620
This.
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>>34873665
Dude if there are heroes in class then of course some of the other students and staff are villains
standard high school setting rules
The villains at least know how keep a better cover at least
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>>34873665
Come on. The class mate who is secretly a villain is so common, we probably had that shit down to pat before middle school was done. We are a background character who has survived through close to a dozen years of public education in a world that is made for faggots like Nej, Magical girl #2335 over there, and Sheen. Also fuck Sheen.
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>>34873813
Y'know, sometime soon we'll either have to kill Sheen, or get him laid.
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>>34873813
Im betting that's why that counselor was so fucked up
She figured we were going to be monster of the week
Shit is that why claire got powers?
She fits the bill to be honest
Bad home life
Isolated and hated by the rest
Carrie in the making given this verse
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>>34873901
Hey, woah, our class is full of tools, but Sheen doesn't deserve special hatred. He just has an annoying voice and sucks at his job.
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>>34873901
I would definitely play "Get the faggot laid or we all turn to tang quest."

>>34873916
Dat clear blue psyco-pass. She is literally too bad at her job to get depressed.
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>>34873942
hence why he said get him laid.
also i bet we are gonna end up superpowering to save our waifu from when she inevitably gets her ass handed to her by something.
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>>34874011
I kinda prefer the idea of saving the day via backgrounding because the rest of the heroes have a terrible supporting cast.
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>>34874011
Nah that aint our schtick. One of the girls from before will turn up to save her and show here the true power of lesbia... friendship.
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>>34874104
yeah no, i'm still pulling for harem protag by the end of this, thats probably the best end you can get.
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We are an background character.

Why should we even give a fuck. We can just enjoy life.

No need to save others to do evil. Just live life the best we can.

No superheroing, no supervillian.

Let that shit for the protags. They get the power and everything but they have to deal with the plot.

We are weak but not bound by plot.

We are free.
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>>34874135
that's why we eat popcorn.
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>>34874125
Go play Harem Protag then.
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>>34874077
Yes. /tg/ can be shit at questing but we have to be better than Gendo, at least. Not that it is saying much.
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>>34874077
Why should we?
it looks like status quo is god is in effect
given there different genres in effect at the moment
>>34874135
amen brother
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>>34874135
>>34874153
Fuck. I mean, There is no need to save others OR do evil.
>>34874125
The fuck? Go to Harem Quest like this guy said.
>>34874164
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>>34874187
Eating popcorn isn't evil. We're watching the show. Background character gets front row seat. If we accidentally get drawn in like those sheep characters that get murdered en-mass we've got Clare to save our ass. It's a win win.
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I point out a bench to sit on, where we can get a good view of the fight. Placing the popcorn bucket between us, we watch the exchange of blasts.

A blast of acid sloughs through a closed burger joint, ironically making it smell better than when it's open, while a blast of pink flies loose, paffing against Claire's forehead, she shakes her head, spreading gay little love hearts and glitter everywhere.

The fight rages on for a few more minutes, Claire gasps, as a bolt of acid wizzes by pinky's head, dissolving the pink shirt along her ribs. Pinky winces, but somehow that let's her activate her super mode, blasting a huge bolt into the snake lady, leaving her as little more than a black scorch on the linoleum floor.

Claire claps her hands mildly as the pink haired girl collapses to her knees, then her stomach, as her tiny cat thing reforms out of her bow and her pink outfit transforms back into street clothes.

>Go help her up
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
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>>34874232
Nah. I just did a spelling error.
From "No need to save others to do evil. Just live life the best we can."
to
"There is no need to save others OR do evil."
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>>34874125
You mean worst end I hope. BGC just wants all this shit to fuck off. He can put up with some of it because Claire being his waifu the first girl who would let him stick it in but past that I doubt he cares enough to deal with a harem of anime mary sues.
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>>34874232
>implying we still count as a background character when we are in fact a primary love interest for an MC
No our bigass problem right now is making sure we do not die as lolpowerup #2783872378347834878734349 for the MC.
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>>34874267
>>Go help her up
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
WAHAHAHA
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>>34874267
>>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
Our house.
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>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
Home.

I'M ON TO YOU TINY MAGICAL GIRL!
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>>34874281
Would having threesome flings with Claire and other girls count as a harem?
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>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....

"So popcorn is fucking delicious but let grab something with a bit more well, anything. Though I guess that Burger-joint is a no go."
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>>34874267
How far do you think you could punt that cat thing, Claire?
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>>34874348
Go
Fuck
off
>>34874267
>Go help her up
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>>34874183
True. I'd rather not save the world at all. But if it HAS to happen, I'd rather we do it as a background character rather than randomly supering up.
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
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>>34874363
>>34874267

Yisss.
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
we must do all of the things, also we should make sure we never actually get NTR'd, as a primary love interest, this is an actual concern, as well as easily the makings of a supervillain if we are not way careful.
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
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>>34874267
>welp, that was fun, let's go back to...
let's go find something to eat
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>>34874267
>>Go help her up
>>
>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
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>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
Our place. Maybe move Claire's workout equipment to our place on the weekend. Because seriously, her dad's a piece of shit and should be forced to be alone for what remains of his life.
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
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>>34874267
>go help her out
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>>34874267
>Go help her up
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>2012 + 2
>wanting to have shit to do with Misha
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>>34874302
>>34874303
>>34874369
>>34874402
>>34874403
>>34874411
>>34874415
>>34874445
it's like you WANT to get dragged into life threatening PLOT
background. character. we don't GET waifu's, we ARE the waifu
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>>34874518
We're already a supporting character, lets fucking support
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>>34874539
Background character, anon.
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>>34874575
We're fucking a main character, goddamn it.
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>>34874511
>implying Misha isn't best girl
>implying you never wanted a Misha route
its okay to cry anon
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>>34874586
Read the name of the quest.
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>>34874609
So what? We're supposed to break out of it.
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>>34874518
idiort listen for a second, we are already the Waifu to Claire, who is a MC, that already makes us a supporting character which means we are stuck in life threatening situations by the nature of how things work, so from here we need to decide what to do.
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>>34874168
Nope. It's literally impossible to be better than Gendo.

http://lparchive.org/Princess-Maker-2/
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>>34874628
>We're supposed to break out of it.

[citation needed]
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>>34874518
it might not lead to plot
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We move over to the girl, the cat thing stares at us with it's cold unblinking eye. I pull the girl up by the collar, she's passed out cold.

"Hey didn't you have a crush on her?" I ask, nudging her over.

"Shut up, jackass. Is she hurt or anything?" I shake my head, a shower of glitter trailing loose from my hair. Fuck me, that'll take forever to get out.

The girl blearily opens her eyes, jolting away in fear at us, as we loom over her. "Who're you guys?" She asks fearfully, resting on her elbows.

>What do
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>>34874593
Misha a fat. Also inner ear problems. Would fall over all the time then laugh. Loudly.
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>>34874706
>Pedestrians.
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>>34874706
"Grand waste of space Daniel Speltin reporting for duty."
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>>34874706
>Concerned faceless citizens. You need a doctor?
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>>34874706
You good?
Dump her at a docs and leave it there
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>>34874706
Just a concerned citizen. Were you hurt in the attack?
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>>34874706
"Animal control. Your cat bit someone and will need to be be put down to ascertain if it has rabies."
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>>34874706
>>34874756
seconded
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>>34874706
harmless bystander #812
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>>34874706
"Just a couple of folks checking to see if you are ok, you look like you got your clock cleaned hard."
Reminder use the whole one day healing mess so we stay a ackground charactor behind the plot.
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>>34874706
>Pedestrians.
>You alright there?
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>>34874706
>Concerned faceless citizens. You need a doctor?
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>>34874706
>John and Jane. You alright?
>>
>>34874747
Second
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>>34874706
First >>34874774
Then
>Kidding. Doesn't matter right now, you need a doctor or anything?
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>>34874743
>>34874756
>>34874761
>>34874769
>>34874774
>>34874788
>>34874793
>>34874805
>>34874814
>>34874848
>lying straight out to an MC
>implying she won't immediately try figuring out who we are, thus dragging us hard into the land of PLOT which screws our plans over.

also
>we will never be the Endboss to everything here
;_;
>>
>>34874923
all of those weren't lies
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>>34874923
>lying
>implying we're more than just a bystander
read the quest title
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>>34874923
Fuck off.

It the simple truth. We are concerned faceless citizens.

And it better off we stay that way.
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>>34874923
MCs are, by definition dumb as hell. See, Claire.

Also:
> ;_;
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"Some random fucks." I tell her.

She just stares at us, fear and lack of understanding in her eyes. She moves to push herself up further, but screams, falling flat on her back again, holding the ribs where she'd been hit by the acid.

She rolls in pain for a few seconds, her screams jabbing into my ears, I cover them and look at Claire, who's shouting something at me.

"What?" I say, uncovering them.

"Do you think you can heal her like you did with me?" She asks, clearly perturbed by the screaming. She grabs at my hand and nods towards the girl below.

>Try and heal her
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
>She'll be fine, let's go
>>
>>34874923
Fuck off Hero boy
>>
>>34875021
>>Nah let's take her to the doctor
>>
>>34874726
>those traits
>bad
Shit taste reaching beyond all shit tastes
>>34874706
>>34874756
>>
>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
>>
>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
We don't have clue whats happening so ya the docs it is
>>
>>34875021
>Try and heal her
>>
>>34875021
>Ask if she mean diddling her.
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>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
I think it was your power, not ours.
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>>34875021
>nah let's take her to the doctor
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>>34875021
Let just call 911. I'm sure they have special ambulances for people like her.
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>>34875021
>>Try and heal her
>Try and heal her
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>>34875021
>Try and heal her

Why not? Claire just gave us the go. So hand hod the fuck out of the pink haired autist.
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>>34874923
Dude, we're high school students. Concerned faceless citizens are practically us.

>we will never be the Endboss to everything here
>actual desire for endboss status
no
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>>34875021
Try and heal.
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>>34875073
>"claire, for shame! I am not some 10 cent slut who just holds hands with anyone in the street"
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>>34875021
Try and heal
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>>34875021
>Call an ambulence
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>>34875021
>Try and heal her

definitive chance to test to see if we got powers.
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>>34875021
>take her to the doctor
What if it doesn't work? We'd be sexually harrassing a fucking protag. Not good.
>>
>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
There got to be a healer supporting char for this shit
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>>34875021
>Try and heal her

Fuck it.
>>
>>34875186
We'd be holding her hands. How the fuck is that sexual harassment?
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>>34875186
>denying our waifu's desire to see us holding another women's hands

huh
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>>34875021
hold the shit out of her hand
>>
>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
>>
>>34875215
Dis nigga don't know about dat hand holding. I told you nigga's about dat. Ya gosta take responsibility,
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>>34875021
>healing
>>
haven't been here since the first one, have we discovered that we're the one with the super power to give out temporary super powers yet?
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>>34875021
>Try and heal her
Maybe not by holding hands with a stranger, but by comforting her and helping to soothe her pain.
>Get her to the doctor.
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>>34875215
Romance manga rules are in effect mate
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>>34875295
No.
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>>34875021
>Try and heal her
>>
>>34874706
IT WAS CLARE'S IDEA

>Heals
>>
>>34874706
>>34875021
Crap shes a madoka Magical girl isnt she?
This is bad fucking news
Get her to a doc and never get involve again
>>
>>34875345
>as her tiny cat thing reforms out of her bow
It's not a Coobie cat. We're not completely screwed.
>>
>>34875345
Hey, if we have sex with her, all that grief can just be used up killing sperm, so basically it's a win-win
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>>34875345
Is... the cat Kyubi? BAIL BAIL NOW RUN RUN AWAY OH GOD
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>>34875388
Fuck off Harem fag.

There a quest for that.
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>>34875021
>Try and heal her
Ugh. Just do it.
>>
>>34875295
>be so background bent that we literally walk around and give free superpowers out.
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>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
>NotOurProblem.jpg
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>>34875345
Not sure if we are at that period yet. Faggot Sheen hasn't been disposed of for being such a shit at his literal "one fucking job" so I think we are currently still in a "safe" spot so to speak.
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>>34875447
>leave someone dying on the street
>not our problem
>implying this won't lead us quickly down the badguy route.
>especially since our current love interest now has superpowers.
>>
>>34874706

the cat thing stares at us with it's cold unblinking eye
>>34875379
>>34875393
Always check the pet man
Only way to know
And that thing is to business man
Not a good sign
Dump at docs and pray it dosent look at claire
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I stoop next to her, grabbing onto her flailing wrist, I hold her still, her screaming making it hard to concentrate on whatever the fuck I'm trying to do.

"It's not working!" I tell Claire.

"Shit!" She exclaims, bending down, "Wait try this." She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.

I focus on the warm feeling of Claire's grip, letting go of the screaming girl, I stare into Claires' eyes.

The screaming fades, it worked? I stare downwards, as the girl looks befuddled, sitting up as she grasps at her ribs, "I- I- huh?"

Claire takes her time letting go of her hand, standing up with me. "You ok?" She asks.

The pink girl pulls herself up, the cat thing climbing onto her shoulders as she does so. "I-thank you. Whatever you did, I feel fine." She bows to each of us, more 'thank yous' pouring from her mouth.

>What do
>>
>>34875493
Go home
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>>34875493
"Congratulations", Then leave. We have better stuff to do.
>>
>>34875493
Go home
>>
>>34875493
Go home
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>>34875493
oh shit, we have healing powers officially.
god damn it we arn't a normal anymore, fuck.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
GOD DAMN IT!
>>
>>34875528
This. We have some serious boning to catch up on.
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>>34875493
Tell her we didn't do anything. Leave.
>>
>>34875545
is that it though?
>>
>>34875493
"See ya later. Try to remember not to get hurt next time."
Phone home that we're bringing Claire again.
Go home with Claire.
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>>34875493
>You can thank us by buying a soda next time we meet.
>Go home.

It only works when we're together?

Ye gads, it all makes sense.

SEKIHA LOVE LOVE TENKIYOKEN when?
>>
>>34875545
Yea now we are the medic supporting char
Just got to avoid joining the main cast
>>
>>34875569
fine chuckles
Were still a waifu for a super though, so even then thats not normal.
>>
>>34875545
Calm your pussy anon
>>
>>34875515
>>34875528
>>34875531
>>34875540
>>34875555
>>34875573
Come on, guys. Aren't we going to Claire's place so we can workout and get /fit/?
What about our gains?
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>>34875566
this
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>>34875545
Pretty sure Claire and us are meant to be a pair. We help her actually receive the powers, she's the one who actually uses them.
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>>34875545
Mate those are Clare's powers, it didn't work with us touching her.

>>34875573
This.
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>>34875493
Well, glad your better. Later
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>>34875493
Clare has powers activated by love/care etc. She probably could have done it on her own.
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>>34875493
go home
>>34875545
didn't work til claire grabbed her

we're more like a battery I suspect. claire has the powers, but she can't use em unless we "recharge" her. Whether it works with anyone else, has yet to be discovered. It's also pretty obvious that we don't actually grant power, since pink didn't gain anything from contact with us. unless it's an emotional connection shtick, which would explain why Claire didn't have power until we diddled her

still not normal, but hardly superpowered
>>
>>34875611
Nah it's just affection. She never noticed her powers due to shit home life. Once she realizes this she'll leave us.

Prepare your feels.
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>>34875636
Clare didn't touch the mahou though. It traveled through us, or our special power is to act as a battery and conduit for Claire's powers.

We are the shrine maiden.
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>>34875697
We're the feelings at the moment. My guess is she does that with anyone who actually cares about her.
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>>34875719
Or we could be two halves of an ancient soul that was split in half, with one carrying the keys and the other carrying the power.

In short, this was inconclusive to the nature of our powers. Thanks, chucklebutt.
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>>34875719
>My guess is she does that with anyone who actually cares about her.
So...no one other than us currently. Sounds like a tragic backstory to me...which makes her even more a MC, eh?
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>>34875697
>She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.

Probably the latter. Unless
>>34875667 is right. Though we're still way too close to Claire to get NTR'd.
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>>34875697
>Clare didn't touch the mahou though
Maybe you need to take some remedial reading comprehension classes?
>>34875493
>She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.
>I focus on the warm feeling of Claire's grip, letting go of the screaming girl
Claire grabbed the girl's hand, while we let go of Pinky's hand that we were already gripping.
>>
Giant robo Eva style Hero
Super hero
Demon hunter hero
and magical girl hero
And all the buildings have armor plating
This is not a good verse
>>
>>34874726
Fuck you and your spoilers.
I'm taking that route right now and I've been doing my best to figure out what was wrong with her.
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>>34875697
>She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.
*cough*
>>
>>34875877
Ought to go to bed then.
>>34875911
>*cough*
Stop that.
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>>34875911
>*cough*
*unsheathes katana*
>>
>>34875902

So at what point do we come into contact with alien invaders or a Sentai hero group?
>>
>>34875937
>>34875957

mah bad brah-seph.
won't happen again.
brah
>>
"Uhhh yeah, geegee with the battle, try not to get hurt next time. Laters." I quickly tug Claire away, as Pinky yells another thanks at our back, scratching the cat thing behind the ears.

I text mum, telling her Claire's staying over again tonight, my response is riveting. "." Whatever that means.

As I go to unlock the door, Claire grabs my wrist, "So are we ever gonna tell your parents about us?"

>Lol no
>Sure might as well let them know
>I was thinking more of telling them about the fact you're a mutant or something
>>
>>34875966
Isnt alien invaders a staple for Giant robo, Superhero and magical girl?
But yeah there must be a sentai group around
>>
>>34876000
Kenji?
>>
>>34875907
Not actually a spoiler. Game doesn't even actually explain why though people assume it's some kind of minor mental problem. Or she just decided to enroll without having an actual disability, which can be done.
No Misha route though.
M-muh Misha ;-;
>>
>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
Half of them must know what with all the noise we make
>>
>>34876013
>sure might as well let them know
>>
>>34876013
>>Sure might as well let them know
In the most blunt way possible. Just to piss off our mom.
>>
>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know

>What'sTheWorseThatCanHappen.jpg
>>
>>34876013
"Depends, how am I going to tell the story of us getting together?"
"I mean, I could go on about diddling you in a library and you saving me from a giant monster, but honestly, from the way my mother doesn't like you already and the rest of my family are assholes, I don't think that's a good idea."
"You ever going to tell your parent about us?"
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>>34876013
>>Sure might as well let them know

Let them know we're an item? Mom should at least be shaken a bit from her catatonia. Don't know about Dad, though--he might not just give any fucks about it.

>tfw we will never gain the approval of our father about anything
>>
>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
>>
>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
Ha! Like we care what they think, /rebelrebel
>>
>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
>>
>>34875966
Right after we meet a man that does 100 Push-ups, 100 Sit-ups, 100 Squats, and runs 10km every day.
>>
>>34876084
Seconding that
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>>34876084
Second
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>>34876013
>Lol no

Fuck them. They never care about me or you. Once we graduated, we leave and never see them again.
>>
>>34876013
I'm hoping for an awkward conversation about what 'us' actually is
>>
>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
"See, mom? Not gay."
>>
>>34876084
>"You ever going to tell your parent about us?"

Mehta in the actual fuck anon no
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>>34876084
This.

Let not tell them.
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>>34876161
What?
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>>34876102
>not being bros with saitama
>not letting him basically kick everybodys ass without trying and avoiding danger shenanigans by simply not trying to do hero bullshit.
>>
>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
>>34876158
More like we told her already. Night of the party we straight up said, "meet my boyfriend!"
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>>34876085
Mom faints at the revelation that no, we're not gay.
Dad turns to the next page in acknowledgement but nothing else.
Bro calls us out as being affiliated with the disgusting 3DPD enemy.
Sis is probs jelly we got a girl before her.
>>
>>34876084
This.
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>>34876196
Is sis a lesbian?
>>
>>34876196

Our sister's a lesbian?
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>>34876013
>Lol no
>>
>>34876233
Mom kept bitching about it so...
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>>34876194
Remember how king got his position?
>>
>>34876233
>>34876250
>>34876260
Bisexual probably
>>
>>34876043
I know right?
Shizune's fine though.
I guess...
>>
>>34876262
Yeah. He really tore open the House of Evolution with the King Engine.
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>>34876304
Oh you forgot that every thing saitama kills gets attributed to someone else?
So we would me declared a hero in seconds?
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>>34876271
And Claire's bisexual....

You see where I'm going with this?
>>
>>34876383
Yes, I was already thinking of it.
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>>34876383
Keep her away from the waifu.
>>
>>34876383
1. no, just no.
2. she's outright stated to be lesbian, go read the threads again
3. it's heavily implied, if not also outright stated, that we can't stand each other
>>
>>34876383

If you're asking for a threesome involving apparently-now-girlfriend Claire and our sister, I'd have to decline.
>>
"Sure might as well. Should probably leave out the part about us fucking in the library. And the locker room. And that night I said we were studying." I tell her, twisting the key.

Everyone's already sitting around the table, as mum asks Mike how many jobs he applied for today, getting a derisive snort in response.

Grabbing a plate of the mediocre curry, we sit at the table. No one even acknowledges our entrance. Claire holds my hand under the table, squeezing gently.

I clear my throat, "Oh yeah, guys, uhhh, me and Claire are going out now."

A brief silence, "Y-you're not gay?" Mum literally falls out of her seat in joy. I look across at Dad, who gives the barest nod of his head, which I can barely catch over the top of the paper.

Mike mumbles something about 3DPD and 'THE FEMINISTS' so I tell him to go change his shitjug, while Erika just scowls, tossing a bread roll at me, before crossing her arms, wherein I fling a spoon at her face.

Claire just smiles, squeezing my hand harder.

Mum eventually recovers, telling everyone she's going to lie down, without another word. Dad just keeps thumbing through the for sale section.

We stack our plates in the sink, as a fork sails over my head from my sister.

A happy Speltin dinner.

>What do?
>>
>>34876423
She's just mad we won't give her the D.
>>
I hope we can manage to stay away from incestual relationships.
>>
>>34876423
>1. no, just no.
Yes, oh yes.

>2. she's outright stated to be lesbian, go read the threads again
So was Claire.

>3. it's heavily implied, if not also outright stated, that we can't stand each other
Lust is a curious thing.
>>
>>34876442
She wanted Clare.
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>>34876438
Go to bedroom
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>>34876438
Thank your mother for the dinner then go upstairs and have loud, sweaty sex.
>>
>>34876438
>return hand squeeze. Enjoy Foods. This is the best dinner ever.
>>
>>34876438
>What do?
Subtly ask our dad whether he prefered our mother on the pill or with a condom
>>
>>34876438
>"You're just jealous cause I stole the only other lesbian in this god-forsaken dump."
>>
>>34876438
Go to the bedroom
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>>34876438
Bring Claire to our bedroom.
Have her help us with some basic exercises.
Gotta get swole.
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>>34876438

Hang out with Claire in our room, maybe play some vidya or watch a movie? Y'know--benign, innocent romance shit.
>>
>>34876438
>Knife Fight with Sis
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>>34876489
>"Subtly"
>>
Is this Fuck Quest: Gaiden?
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>>34876438
Go to bed
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>>34876457
so when did you sister rape you? it's ok, you're safe here, we won't tell anyone

also, claire was implied, and mostly jokingly so, by our own character.
>>
>>34876438
>Dad, who gives the barest nod of his head, which I can barely catch over the top of the paper.

T-thanks dad
>>
>>34876438
>Go to our room
>Work out
>Cool down playing vidya
>Cuddle and fall asleep together
>>
>>34876438
Maybe dick around trying to figure what else can trigger powers, seems to be a pretty broad power set so far.
>>
>>34876438
>>34876546
Seconded.
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>>34876511
By subtle I mean bluntly smack him over the head with it, yes.
>>
>>34876578
>>34876489
This
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>>34876438
>mfw I got almost everything right
>precog best power
Have wild sex against the walls seperating our room with sis'. That'll teach her for talking shit about Shadow of the Colossus.
>>
>>34876553
HAVE HER STEP ON US, HAVE HER KICK US IN THE DICK, HAVE HER TWIST OUR NIPPLE AND THEN SLAP US WHEN WE SCREAM
>>
>>34876489
>>34876578
There's no way that could go wrong
>>
>>34876516
I don't know, are we fucking our sister and mother?
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>>34876578
>three kids, none of which he seems to like
he's gonna tell us to do both, and get a vasectomy, just to be safe.
>>
>>34876628
Pfft, no.
>>
>>34876633
So much for the 1950s nuclear family...
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>>34876628
our sister is totally into our gf so we might get a threesome going
>>
alright the votes are kinda a mess at the moment

so heres a quicker way of clearing it up, http://strawpoll.me/2572506
>>
>>34876675
Do you want to NRT us? What is wrong with you?
Siblings do not work that way. I have Siblings and I hate them. At no point do I think. Yeah Id tap that to tap something else. I Think Goddamn I hate you.
>>
>>34876716
Votes close at 25 past
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>>34876717
dude it's just a quest, calm down
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>>34876755
"dude, it's just a quest!" Well I slept with your goddamned mother.
>>
fit wins
writan
>>
>>34876755
I fucked your dog.
>>
>>34876824
rename quest
Path to Swole
>>
Claire leads back to my room, trying to lead me through a routine. First five minutes of sprints, as she lies on the bed, leaving me dripping with sweat.

Jumping jacks to follow, "I can barely feel my legs." I tell her when I'm done.

"Good, cos now you're on push ups." She tells me, practising on Marvel. I manage a solid fifteen pushups, before my arms give out. She rolls me over on to my back, she hangs herself off the edge of the bed, lifting my face up for a quick kiss, as I lie, panting.

With a lick along my lips, she tells me, "Getting better bitch tits. Now go take a shower." She returns to the game. I somehow pull myself to my feet, stumbling myself into the hall.

My sister, who's walking past with a cup of tea, laughs as I collide with the wall opposite my door, before yelping as some of the boiling drink spills, splashing onto her foot.

She runs into the bathroom, yanking her pajama leg up as she goes.

>What do?
>>
>>34876913
Smut 24/7 is boring, it's gotta be saved for special occasions.
>>
>>34877008
apologize, head to our own room
>>
>>34877008
Wait for her to leave then go shower?
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>>34877008
Bang on the door. "Hurry up, I need to take a shower."
>>
>>34877008
Knock on the door
"Are you okay?"
>>
>>34877008
Do push up until sister leaves bathroom.

Get swole. Get stronk.
>>
>>34877008
go to bathroom and get in the shower and undress with the shower door/curtain closed. then shower
>>
>>34877008
>Ask if she's okay.

Wait till she's gone so we can shower.
>>
>>34877056
>>34877061
>>34877054
>>34877088
This
>>
>>34877054
support
>>
>>34877008
Trying to raise the incest flag, eh, Chuckles? Shame on you. Sis is shit route.
>>
>>34877088
>>34877061
This
>>
>>34877135
It's not incest if it's anal
>>
>>34877008
Open the door if it's not locked. Bang on it if it is.
>>
>>34877064
This.

No incest. Fuck that. We just want a bath. NTRing would be really really fucking bad.

No cheating.
>>
>>34877154
second
>>
>>34877061
>>34877088
Second
>>
>>34877135
i never said that, she was just pullin a pant leg up
>>
>>34877008
>>34877061
This
>>
>>34877164
It's not NTR if we double team her with Claire.
>>
>>34877061
>>34877088
This
>>
I bang on the door, which she failed to fully shut, it swings open, revealing she's managed to jam her foot in the sink, running it under the water the ankle of her pants raised to her knee "You ok?" I ask.

"Mmmmm, fucking peachy." She growls angrily, she swills the rest of her drink down before pulling her foot free, the skin lobster red from the burn. "Fuck you Danny." She grumbles, limping towards the door.

>Ignore her, shower
>What did I even do?
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877309
>Ignore her, shower
It's not our fault.
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
>>
>>34877309
>What did I even do?
>>
>>34877309
>ignore her, shower
She don't deserve our healing
>>
>>34877309
>What did I even do?
>>
>>34877309
>>Ignore her, shower
>>
>>34877309
>Ignore her, shower
Ignore people who want to heal her
>>
>>34877309
Time to determine powers.
>>
>>34877309
>I'll take you up on that offer.
>>
>>34877309
>Ignore her, shower
>>
>>34877309
>she's managed to jam her foot in the sink
Point out that she can just use the kitchen sink for that.

>Ignore her, shower
>>
>>34877309
>ignore her, shower
Fuck that. No incest
>>
>>34877309
>Other
"Jesus fuck, sis. I was trying to be decent for once. Can we turn over a new leaf? This shit has gotta stop"
>>
>>34877309
>>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877309
>Ignore her, shower
>>
>>34877408
I agree with this.
>>
>>34877309
>>34877408
This.
Would be nice to not have to deal with her shit.
>>
>>34877309
>Ignore her, shower
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877309
"sorry about that."
>shower
>>
>>34877309
>Ignore her, shower

What a bitch.
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877309
>ignore her, shower

>all this samefagging from the incestfags
>>
>>34877451
I hope you guys going for this option are choosing it for shits and giggles because we don't actually have any healing powers. Not unless we have Claire.
>>
>>34877309
>Ignore her, shower
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>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877408
This
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>>34877478
What if we find out we ARE the focus though?

>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877475
I voted that not for incest which I am opposed to but to dertermine if clare can heal her on her own. See if the powers need us involved at all or juts contact with another.
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877408
this and fix
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
alright votes are closing now

fix wins
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
>>34877309
>I... might be able to fix that for you.
>>
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"Alright, hold still, I... might be able to fix that for you." I tell her.

She stares at me, hostility disappearing from her face, replaced by genuine confusion, "Huh?"

I crouch in front of her, reaching for her foot, "Fuck are you doing?" She asks, pulling her foot away, bashing it against the cabinet behind her accidentally, "FRRRRRRRRRRG." She muffles the curse by biting down.

"Just pass me your foot, asshole." I tell her laughing.

"This better have a point." She tells me, bringing it closer.

I lay my hand on her foot and... nothing, she just hisses in pain. "Fuck off!" She tells me shoving my hand off her inflamed skin.

She starts shuffling out through the door.

>What do?
>>
>>34877705
What the fuck did I told you?
>>
>>34877705
Call clare. I assumed we were going to get her. The power is hers period.
>>
>>34877736
Is it though
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>>34877705
Call for Claire, fix this shit.
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>>34877747
It's Harmonia's powers granted to a mortal vessel. Great martial abilities activated by love.
>>
>>34877705
Didn't we establish just before that we need Claire if we want to heal people?
Assumed we'd go grab her first.
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>>34877747
Are you insinuating that we can only give powers to girls we want to pork?
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>>34877736
It could be mutual, like the Wonder-Twins.
Except instead of rings, it involves kisses and dickings.
>>
>>34877803
is it though?
>>
>>34877747
dont ever change chuckles
you fuck

>>34877705
Get Claire to heal her. Might as well at this point.
>>
>>34877837
Nah we just help her hand earlier.
>>
>>34877858
held*
>>
maybe its feelings/friendship based, and it just didnt work on onee chan because we're cunts to her and vice versa?
>>
>>34877858
lewd
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>>34877705
>Get in the Shower
>>
>>34877705
We're not having any threesomes with Claire and Sis with our mansweat everywhere. We're taking a shower.
>>
"Ok Eri, wait, I can actually fix this. Just let me grab Claire." She sighs, leaning back against the wall.

"If this doesn't work I'm gonna cunt punt both of you." She growls. I stumble back to my room, dragging Claire along. "So what the fuck are you two doing?" She asks, as Claire bends down, holding my hand.

I crouch next to Claire, leaning my head on her shoulder, as the skin turns back to it's regular hue.

Erica just looks amazed, flexing her foot and testing a few steps, stride back to normal

>"How in the shit did you do that?"
>>
>>34877989
"Trade secret."
>>
>>34877989
the power of love
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>>34877989
>no tripcode

IMPOSTER
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>>34877989
Hold a finger to our lips and say "Lets just say me and claire work best as a pair"
>>
>>34877989
way to tripcode chuckles
>>
>>34877989
>>34878021
This. Yes. It's actually true but so cheesy that she'll think its bullshit.
>>
>>34877989
Lesbian/gay voodoo.
>>
>>34877989
>>34878037
seconded
>>
>>34877989
"Not sure"
"Dont tell anyone"
>>
>>34877989
Lewd handholding.
>>
>>34877989
Power of love
>>
>>34878021
Completely deadpan, with jazz hands.
>>
>>34877989
I have No Idea.
>>
>>34877989
>>34878021
+1
>>
>>34877989
>"How in the shit did you do that?"

"I told you all my masturbation sessions would pay off sometime."
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>>34878072
Second
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>>34877989
don't tell mum n dad
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I shrug, "I'unno, power of love?" I tell her, completely straight faced.

She squints at me, before testing her foot again, "Well... thanks, dickbreath." She turns on her heel and wanders into her room. Claire shoves me into the bathroom. "You still smell." She points out.

>Wanna join in?
>Shower alone, much more relaxing
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>>34878183
>Wanna join in?
>>
>>34878183

>Wanna join in?
>>
>>34878183
way to into spacing chuckles
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>>34878183
>Shower alone, much more relaxing
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>>34878183
>>Wanna join in?
>>
>>34878183
>Wanna join in?
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>>34878201
Ey Chuckles you got one more chance. One more fucking chance them I'm unleashing the hounds.
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>>34878183
>>Wanna join in?
>>
>>34878183
>wanna join in?
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>>34878201
Yer a fucking disgrace to the academy.
>>
>>34878183

>so do you
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>>34878233
or the bees?

or the hounds with bees in their mouths, so they shoot bees when they bark?
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>>34878183
>Shower alone, much more relaxing
We can always have sex in our room with the paper-thin walls after a shower, everyone.
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>>34878271
make them Wasps.
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>>34878282
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLCZjw2FXPE
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She shrugs, looking around the hall, before stepping into the hall. I hear a door click shut down the hall, before I pull the bathroom door shut.

Claire's already stripped down, standing in the shower stall and testing the water. She "Mmmmms" as she sets the water just right, while I undress.

Stepping in, I give her a hug around the waist. Holy shit this waters hot! She must be revelling in having working plumbing, I figure.

Claire grabs a bar of soap and starts lathering herself up, hogging most of the water to herself, as I let go of the hug.

"Can we turn it down a little?" I ask.

She sighs, calling me a bitch, as she cranks the heat back to non scalding. She passes me the soap, working shampoo into her scalp.

>Help her get clean
>Straight to lewd
>Clean myself
>Write in?
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>>34878408
>Clean myself
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>>34878408
>clean
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>>34878408
>Help her get clean
>Clean myself
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>>34878408
>Clean myself
>>
>>34878408
clean self first, then her
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>>34878408
>>Help her get clean
>>
>>34878408
>Use our body to clean her

That way she has to use her to clean ours
It's BRILLIANT
>>
Welp...

> help her clean
and then transitioning like the baws we know we'll never be
> straight to lewd
>>
>>34878408
>Clean myself
>Help her clean
>>
>>34878408
>Help her get clean
>Straight to lewd
>>
>>34878480
Second
>>
I tug her out of the water as she conditions or shampoos or whatever the fuck girls do with their hair, standing under the water, I actually get a chance to wash the sweat and grime of the day off me.

Sighing in contentment, I let her retake the water, running my fingers through her hair, I help massage the shampoo in, eliciting a happy purring noise from Claire.

That done, I pick up the soap and relather the centre of her back, in case she missed a spot, as she ducks her head under the water.

It's nice touching her, even if it's not just sex stuff, I watch little rivulets of water race down her back as she washes herself off.

She turns around, planting a steaming kiss on my cheek, stirring a twitch in me.

>Lewd time
>Shut the shower off, later
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>>34878408
>Help her get clean
>Straight to lewd
>Eat her ass out
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>>34878589
>>Shut the shower off, later
>>
>>34878589

>Shut the shower off, later
>>
>>34878589
>lewd

>>34878599
analfags in BCQ are literally worse than heteros in Pokemang
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>>34878589
>>Lewd time
>>
>>34878589
>Lewd time
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>>34878589
>Shut the shower off, later
Remember Moms home and she doesn't really like Claire right now
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>>34878599
I wonder where you went anon. How's eating ass going for you?
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>>34878589
>Tongue wrestling
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>>34878589
>Shut the shower off, later

Nah save it for later and keep it inna ya pants my Yout
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>>34878589
>Shut the shower off, later
>>
> lewd
> heavy petting... for now...
>>
>>34878589
>lewd

>>34878664
>doesn't really like Claire
In mum's eyes Claire turned us straight, I think she might love her.
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>>34878589
>>Shut the shower off, later
Make her wait for it.
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>>34878589
>Shut the shower off, later
>Rendevouz back at our bed, right next to Sis's wall
>>
I pull her mouth over, into a proper kiss, not sex stuff is nice, but you know what's nicer? Sex stuff.

My dick swells as I pull her in, she steps closer, the soft mounds of her chest pressing into me. I run a hand up her side, back into her hair, now matted against her skull by the water.

She opens her legs wide for a second, before reclosing them, clamping her thighs around my cock. She shifts her balance back and forwards a few times, dragging the shower warmed skin up and down me, drawing pants from me, her pubes tickling at my stomach ever so softly.

I roll her left nipple in my finger, a trick I'd quickly discovered she liked, also made her shrink in size a few centimetres each time I did it.

She continues lowering, until my shaft is now pressed fully along her crotch, warm.

"Mind if I-" I'm cut off by a banging on the shower door. Shit. Claire scurries for a corner, hiding behind the door as it opens, I duck my head around it.

Mike, of course. Scratching at his patchy facial hair, he tells me, "Hurry up. Water's going cold." thankfully I dropped my clothes on top of Claire's.

>What do?
>>
>>34878668
It's a niche fetish few like writing about.
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>>34878938
Glare at him.
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>>34878938
Take it to the bed room gonna need a comdom anyways.
>>
Idea: Kidnap Mike and force him to work out.
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>>34878938
Tell him to wait a minute or two.
After he leaves the room, tell Claire to leave by the window and get to our room by entering it by the window.

Give her a kiss to give her power.
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>>34878938
>Suck his dick. You're invincible. You cannot be stopped.
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>>34878938
beat him to death with his shitjug right now.
because kenji kills, he really truly does if you jack shit in the LN.
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>>34878982
>>34878987
>>34878975
Retards.
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>>34878938
tell him to wait
get dressed and walk out
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>>34878938
Get Claire to superspeed/invisibility her way to the bedroom
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>>34878938
Get dried up and walk out naked
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>>34879007
This. Tell Mike to leave for a minute or two and make claire become invinsible.
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>>34878938
DANIEL WHAT THE FUCK WERE YA DOING DOOD?

YA WERENT WEARING ANY PROTECTION!
>>
I just realized

Claire is our Heavy and we are her pocket medic.
>>
I just realized that if we're ever caught in a situation where Claire really needs all her powers, we'll need to have sex with her. Meaning we'll need to find some way of quickly inducing orgasms/providing Maximum pleasure.

Which also means we should look up advanced fingering techniques and stuff.
>>
>>34879096
Get a remote controlled vibrator.
>>
>>34879150

We need to have physical contact with her to induce it.
>>
"Alright, well can you get out? I kinda wanna get redressed and shit." He grunts something non commital and steps back into the hall, shutting the door behind him.

We hurry out, drying quickly, I help Claire out the window, telling her to run around the house. I step into the hall.

"Surprised you're actually cleaning yourself for once." I comment.

"Harhar sah funneh." He pushes past me, slamming the door behind him, cutting off the body odour smell.

I head back to my room, letting her in through the window. She brushes loose leaves and grass from herself as she steps inside, tumbling in.

>Keep lewding
>Chill out for a bit
>Bed time
>>
>>34879256
>>Chill out for a bit
then lewd
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>>34879096
>Welcome to the League of Justice.
>Claire, let's see, your powers all check out, good, good, alright, welcome to the team.
>uhhh... huh. who the hell are you? what kinda powers you got?
>I can finger girls really, really, well
>>
>>34879256
>Chill out for a bit
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>>34879256
>Bed time
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>>34879256
>Chill out for a bit
>>
>>34879256
>Keep lewding
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>>34879256
>Keep lewding

Finish the job.
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>>34879256
>Chill out for a bit
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>>34879256
chill
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>>34879256
>>Keep lewding
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>>34879256
>Keep lewding

She wants the D, she getting the D.

>Capacha: Combining newFCO
>>
I flick the TV on again, time to chillax, that's word that the young people still use, right?

Claire insists on playing more Marvel, where she proceeds to tear me a new arsehole. She's figured out how to use Spencer now, as well as mastering Phoenix Wright, she manages to wreck even my cheapest team. Well fuck this.

I switch it to a movie instead, as Claire mocks me for being a huge loser. Claire's soon bored, eyelids dipping lower and lower, chin bashing into her chin as she keeps shaking herself awake.

>What do?
>>
>>34879468
Eat out her pussy.
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>>34879468
>Lightly bite ear.
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>>34879468
>Bed time
>>
>>34879468
>chin bashing into her chin

dont inject the marijuans kids
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>>34879496
She's a fatty, double chip
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>>34879468

>Soft tender Kiss
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>>34879468
>69 and fall asleep on that position
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>>34879468
>Tickle her, lead into lewd
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>>34879468
Kiss, tickle, massage, lewd
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>>34879496
I WARNED YOU BRO
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>>34879468
Lewd tiem now.
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I roll over scrabbling my fingers along her ribs, kissing her on the lips, smothering her surprised giggles.

I slide my hand down her stomach further, drifting lower, still tickling, when a knock comes from the door. FUCKIN GOD DAMN IT!

>Answer it
>Ignore it
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>>34879797
>Answer it
>>
>>34879797
ask "who's there" first
>>
>>34879797
>Answer it
>>
>ITT : Cockblocks, Cockblocks everywhere
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>>34879797
>Answer it
Might be someone important
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>>34879797
>>Ignore it
>>
>>34879797
>>Answer it
Wait for about five seconds, then in a drowsy voice ask who it is.
>>
>>34879468
>a few hours of practice
>mastered
>>
>>34879797
<"FUCK OFF"
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>>34879888
Women are strange and bizarre creatures...
>>
>>34879903
I'll assume it was just mc being trash at everything and an unreliable narrator.
>>
"Who is it?" I call out.

"It's your mother." Aw shit, this can't be good

I open the door, and she peers in, noticing Claire pulling her shirt down over her stomach. "Daniel, I think you and I need to have a talk."

"That really doesn't sound like something I want to do." She stonewalls me, complete silence

>Can it wait? We were just about to fall asleep
>Alright fine
>>
>>34879978
>>Alright fine
>>
>>34879978
>>Alright fine
Maybe she'll give us some free condoms.
>>
>>34879978
>Can it wait? We were just about to fall asleep
I have a feeling this is important
>>
>>34880006
>Alright fine
Whoops, quoted the wrong line
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>>34879978
>>Alright fine
>>
>>34879978
>>Can it wait? We were just about to fall asleep
Shit, wonder what she is on about.
>>
>>34879978
Guilt her and out creep her. Of course we're not having sex, but if we were I know how to use protection, etc.
>>
"Alright, I guess." I follow her back to the dining room. "What's this about?"

She pushes me into a chair firmly. "Daniel, it's time we had a talk."

I groan, "Oh, fuck." I wince, expecting a slap which doesn't come. "Hmm?"

She sits, "Daniel... this is for your safety." She places a banana on the table

>I really don't need to here this
>Stay silent
>>
>>34880169
>>I really don't need to here this
>>
>>34880169
I know how to use protection and I always use it. We don't need to have "a talk." then walk away.
>>
>>34880169
>I really don't need to here this
>>
>>34880169
Thanks
>Take banana
>>
>>34880169
>I really don't need to here this
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>>34880169
>Stay silent
>>
>>34880220
This, changeling my vote
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>>34880220
This for sure.
>>
>>34880169
>Other
"Mom, hand me the condom. I will demonstrate."
>>
>>34880220
>Potassium is important.
>>
>>34880251
>Not having your mom put the condom on for you
>>
>>34880169
>>34880220
+1 But add that you have been practicing your self.
>>
>>34880169
Proceed to freak out, make excuses about health class in school
>>
>>34880169
>Stay silent

Let she what mom gonna do.
>>
>>34880220
Fucking this
>>
"Oh thanks." I grab the banana, standing and starting to walk away. "I'm gonna have so much potassium it'll come out my assium."

I hear a "Boo!" through my sisters door

"Hey, that's my dessert." Mum calls after me. "Wait Daniel, has Claire been doing anything strange lately? She seems... odd."

My stride freezes for a second as I peel the fruit.

>What do
>>
>>34880352
>What do you mean?
>>
>>34880352
>Working out.
>Every day.
>>
>>34880352
>You were going to eat this after putting a comom on it?
>>
>>34880352
"Why yes. We constantly snog one another and it produces superhuman abilities in her, which we use on a daily basis to mess around at school and foil bank robberies."
>>
>>34880352
>What do you mean?
>>
>>34880352
"You trying to say shes glowing or whatever it is people say women do when in love?"
>>
>>34880352
I started to work out..
>>
>>34880352
"She's working out a lot, but that is nothing new. She tried out for the field hockey team, but the tryouts keep getting postponed. Am I missing something?"
>>
>>34880352
We been working out together.
>>
>>34880389
no
>>
>>34880352
>She's always been odd
>>
>>34880352
>>34880376
This.

Get fit. Get stonk. Get hueg.
>>
>>34880352
>What do you mean?
>>
"Not really, we've just been working out a lot lately. She's always been weird mum." I turn again and head back to my room, locking it.

Claire's gone to sleep now, snoring gently into the pillow, her shirt has somehow ridden up again, displaying her abs.

>Wake her up and...
>Bed time
>>
>>34880480
>Bed time
Better be snuggles tho
>>
>>34880480
>>Bed time
>>
>>34880480
Roll her over, so we can be big spoon, and fondle her delicious abs, and...
>>Bed time
>>
>>34880480
Grope her butt. Spoon her.
>>
>>34880480
>>Bed time
>>
>>34880480
>Feel abs.
>>
>>34880480
>>Bed time
spoony spoony

she can wake us up with a blowjob, its about time she gave us one
>>
I shut the light off, shoving the banana in my mouth in two huge bites and tossing the peel on the floor, I roll into bed behind her.

I big spoon in behind her, eliciting a momentary half awake grumble, before she sinks back to sleep.

I run my hands along her sculpted upper stomach, playing in the ridges of her muscles, she makes a few more grumbles, happier sounding ones though, and shifts, falling into a deeper sleep.

I nuzzle into her hair, her freshly cleaned Claire smell of oak filling my nose.

In the morning, I awaken to a wondrous view, Claire changing on the far side of the bed. Unfortunately she's already pulling her clothes back on.

"No time." she says, noticing me, "School, dingus."

>Can't we skip?
>Ech, fine
>Write in?
>>
>>34880651
>Ech, fine
Page 10 btw.
>>
threads on page 10 and about to fall off the board
>>
>>34880651

>Ech, fine
>>
>>34880651
>Ech, fine
>>
>>34880651
>>Ech, fine
>>
>>34880651
>>Ech, fine
>>
>>34880651
>>Ech, fine
>>
>>34880651
>Ech, fine
>>
>>34880651
>Ech, fine
aww, no wake up blowjob
>>
>>34880434
Actually, it's a well developed form of deception.
You tell the truth in such a straightforward, deadpan manner that people assume it's a lie.
>>
We manage to get to school unmolested, once more having to walk past where that dumb magic fight took place. I'm still shaking glitter out of my hair, despite the shower.

We part ways at school, as I walk into class, I notice a bunch of the deliquent kids from the back row are all sitting up very straight, quite a few sporting serious bruises.

Mr Something starting with O walks in, extinguishing a cigarette under his heel, when did this guy stop being a pussy?

Oh well, class passes by without incident, I'm asked to read a short burst of To Kill a Mockingbird, overrated tripe, but that asshole doing his murder investigation nearly has a full on panic attack, so that was funny.

After class, Claire says she can't hang out, she quote 'rly neeeds 2 fkn stdy'. Well shit.

>Walk home alone
>Go to the library
>Go find Pinky
>Go make fun of the nerds in the otaku club
>>
>>34880796
>>Walk home alone
>>
>>34880796
>Go to library
>>
>>34880796
>>Go make fun of the nerds in the otaku club
>>
>>34880796
Then don't hang out and actually help her study this time.

Also, new thread?
>>
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>>34880796
>Go to the library
Holy shit is that great teacher onizuka?
>>
>>34880796
>Walk home alone
>>
>>34880796
>Walk home alone
Time for some KIDNAPPING!
>>
>>34880796
>Go make fun of the nerds in the otaku club
Yeah, let them know how much of a shit their waifus are.
>>
>>34880796
>Walk home alone
>>
>>34880796
>>Go to the library
>>
>>34880796
>Go to the library
>>
>>34880796
>Go to the library
Claire's there
>>
alright library wins, new thread is being made
>>
>>34880796

>Delinquents acting properly now
>Teacher who's name starts with an O, smokes

If I didn't know any better--
>>34880827
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES!

Also, >Walk home alone
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