You are Marisa Hoffman, sworn enemy of the patriarchy.By day, you're an overprivileged white girl attending one of the most prestigious all-girl private middle schools in your state. But this is just a disguise, a clever ruse to trick the system into thinking you're a good little pawn, another gear in their machine of systemic oppression. Little do they know that when you open up the MacBook your Mama bought you for your birthday you reveal your true self: SmileHard32. For the truth is, there are few people in the world more oppressed than you are.You see, you're not really just some lame-oh white cishet girl with mismatched eyes. In the many weeks that you've been on Tumblr, you've discovered that you're really a pansexual tucute bunnykin, whose pronouns are vi and vim. You know you're pansexual because you got butterflies in your stomach when you and your besty practiced kissing on one another, the same sensation you get when looking at shirtless guys on the internet who are far too cute to be rotten cishets. You discovered you were tucute by accident, when you found out that Other Mama acts more like a Dad - you've always wanted to be like her, and you're no jerkhead truscum! Discovering your Bunny side was like putting two and two together - you've always adored how cute bunnies are, and carrots are you're favorite food.Giving up meat was hard, but such is the life of the truly oppressed.
>>34936025You just got back from karate class, where Mama teaches girls and guys who are all too nice to be rotten cishets how to defend themselves (from cishet white males, no doubt). Once you're in your pajamas and the lights are off, you flop onto your frilly pink bed and open up your MacBook. A wide grin cuts its way across your face, and you get a scary look in your eyes. It's 8:00 PM, and your Mamas want you to bed at 10:00 PM. You have two hours to smash the patriarchy - you best spend them wisely.>Go to Tumblr and see what your Sisters in Arms are up to.>Play one of the Video Games Anita Sarkeesian hates to build up some righteous indignation.>Go to that hateful "4chan" site that's been flooding your dashboard and give them a piece of your mind.>[WRITE IN]
>>34936025>Pansexual Tucute Bunnykin QuestThis is the best quest ever!
>>34936035>>Go to that hateful "4chan" site that's been flooding your dashboard and give them a piece of your mind.Let's hit up /pol/ and inform them about the oppressive kyriarchy.
>>34936035>Go to Tumblr and see what your Sisters in Arms are up to.Oh boy can we find gifs of popular TV-shows cleverly edited to look extremely homosexual?!
>>34936035>>Play one of the Video Games Anita Sarkeesian hates to build up some righteous indignation.
>>34936035>Play one of the Video Games Anita Sarkeesian hates to build up some righteous indignation.Have to have something to work with before fighting the good fight.
>>34936035>>>Go to Tumblr and see what your Sisters in Arms are up to.
>>34936035>Make a video screaming about the patriarchy>That will show them!Use a video plattform with many male viewers.
>>34936035I vote that we change our title from pansexual to panromantic demisexual.
I dunno what tucute is supposed to mean.
>>34936231Is this bait, I hope this is bait
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>34936035>>[WRITE IN]*Work on your Cecil x Carlos fanfic some more. *Use an online image editor to slap captions by Nietzsche onto Homestuck fanart>Go to that hateful "4chan" site that's been flooding your dashboard and give them a piece of your mind.
>>34936249Yes I know it sounds like 'too cute', I dunno what it has to do with tumblr-lingo or >You discovered you were tucute by accident, when you found out that Other Mama acts more like a Dad
Where am I? Why are my pants filled with blood and my mouth full of vomit? What the fuck is going on?
>>34936035>Play one of the Video Games Anita Sarkeesian hates to build up some righteous indignation.
>>34936025I can't wait for the SmileHard32 anime adaptation.
>>34936231==TUMBLR FEED==-Anonymous- asked: I dunno what tucute is supposed to mean.====Well, under most circumstances I would tell you to go educate yourself, as you're probably one of those rotten cishets. But I've been getting this from some people who aren't rotten cishets as well, so I suppose I'll take it upon myself to educate you."Tucute" is a word for transpeople who aren't truscum. Truscum are under the verifiably false impression that one needs to have dysphoria to be a transperson - and thus propogate the patriarchy with their own community by playing the part of gatekeepers. Tucutes are those of us who know you don't need dysphoria to be trans - and, in fact, most transpeople don't have dysphoria!
>>34936231>>34936278It's a real term.Basically, you know transgender people? You know, people with gender dysphoria who have to deal with that and all the hoops that the legal system forces them to jump through?Well, on tumblr, everyone who's a cishet neurotypical able-bodied white male is evil, and you want to get as high an oppression score as possible. Transgenderism is a relatively easy way to raise your score (you can't become black, but you can pretend to have brain problems), but "real" transgenderism involves things like socially transitioning and possibly surgery. So you have people who claim the label while dealing with none of the problems.Actual trans people get annoyed at this, understandably, and these retards ("transtrenders," I'm told is the lingo used for them) start calling those people "truscum," because "they think they get to define who's trans and who isn't!" Tucute is these fuckwits' endonym.
>>34936352thisthis isn't realSorry, I was so shocked I couldn't use the shift key. People don't actually think this, right?
>>34936352Holy shit OP.I love you.No homo.
>>34936352Hmmm, never heard that in relation to truscum, but then I wisely don't look into that corner of net-insanity.
>>34936387It's real, anon.tureal.
>>34936387Give an idiot an audience and they'll think they are a God.
>>34936231It means tumblrite who claims to be part of the elite trans club because they think it's cool.Effectively a 'cute' 'transtrender'.
>>34936025>>34936035>>34936352I have no friggin' Idea what the hell is going on here. Anyone care to help me out?
Am I the only one who hopes the quest is just fun stupid adventures of a 10yo? Sure all of this stuff is legitimately retarded, but I can't get mad at Vivio, not even tumblr-version.
Calling it for videogames. Guess which one she'll be playing?
>>34936435>>34936352So what's vis starting point and transitioning point?
>>34936437>>34936387>>34936352> this is how I SAN loss
>>34936387Do yourself a favour and don't ever go on tumblr. In fact it might be better if you just close this thread right now. You don't want to know anything about the existence of what's surely coming.
>>34936025>You discovered you were tucute by accident, when you found out that Other Mama acts more like a Dad - you've always wanted to be like her, and you're no jerkhead truscum!This actually makes sense though? She went on tumblr and found some stupid terms that sort of describe her other mom's behavior.All of this is fairly understandable if you take away the buzzwords.
>>34936459She's a girl. Probably heterosexual, too.She ain't transitioning anywhere outside slashfics.
>>34936449Well frankly she seems like she'd find Depression Quest patronizing, implying that she needs REAL symptoms to have depression, so...I dunno.
>>34936459Starting point: little girlEnd goal: adult woman who's maybe a bit of a tomboy.
>>34936449Because of the pic, Bayonetta?
>>34936483That's because it's a little girl anon, and not a tumblrita. But the term itself is still bat-shit, even if our MC misunderstands its meaning.
>>34936444Naw, Marisa is a translittlegirl. Vi was born in 1974 as Martin Hoffman.
This is dumb. I don't... this can't be real. I refuse to believe this is a real thing that exists
>>34936449Dark Souls. We ain't no casul!
>>34936449Metroid. Samus is, like Marisa, tucute (androgyne neutrois) otherkin (Chozokin, though, not bunnykin). It's no surprise that she'd find herself drawn to such a persyn.
>>34936519Her mothers are basically Nanoha and Fate without magic. Both are former military, though Mama retired to be a martial arts instructor while Other Mama is a detective.
>>34936025This thread makes me sad. The OP image made me think someone had made a Vivio quest.But instead I enter and find only the nonsensical ram kings of a madman.
>>34936606That's pretty awesome. One of them should quit their job and spend more time with their daughter though.
>>34936606They need to get their shit together and talk to their daughter then because I know those two wouldn't buy into this tumblr shit and when a child starts thinking like this it's usually a sign of neglect and self-esteem issues.
>>34936624"Mama's" job is only part time - she teaches two days a week to help keep herself in practice.
>>34936606They would never let it come to this!Well, it can still be fixed, she's only a kid.
Is this a quest or a life counseling session?
>>34936691We don't know yet anon. Let's go on this terrible adventure together!
Oh Jesus, First World Problems: The Quest. We all knew this was gonna happen one of these days.Absolutely brilliant.
This is basically the second coming of Waifu Quest.
>>34936737>being impressed by such minor thingsThere was a Memespouting: The Quest the other day and it was actually pretty good and fun.
>>34936747Okay anon let's keep it together here. One update does not a good quest make.
>>34936760I must have missed that. Is it archived?
>>34936662Yeah, she's obviously trying to rationalize a lot of confusing things in her life and she latched on to an explanation that also satisfied her craving for attention and desire to be someone else.
>>34936772Should be.Found it: http://archive.moe/tg/thread/34742994/
>>34936613I really need to catch up on Nanoha don't I. Never really got around to it. I liked the first two seasons though, worth my time to keep going?
>>34936816Season three is very heavy on world building and in-your-face lesbian "subtext".You may or may not like it.
>>34936839>in-your-face lesbian "subtext"I honestly found StrikerS hilarious in that regard.They did everything but outright kiss and say I love you on screen.
>>34936816StrikerS is....divisive. A lot of people think it's the weakest part of the series (or did; Force may have usurped its crown), but others like it. I would say go for it. Also, make sure to catch the first two movies, and maybe the Innocent manga which are all alternate continuity. Then you get to join the looong wait for Movie 3rd.
>>34936816StrikerS has a lot of problems but were worse on airing due to A: lots of hype that wasn't delivered, B: some very promising episodes/two-parters that looked like said hype would finally deliver before going back to being not good, C: pacing issues aren't as bad when you can marathon. Can't help the cast-bloat or poor art/animation in parts, but eh. I like it though it's significantly inferior to A's.
You're not angry enough to get a good session of patriarchy smashing going on, truth be told. Or maybe you're just too exhausted from martial arts class to really care about the evils of the vile cishets. You feel like playing a videogame, truth be told.And not just any videogame. One that the Lady who knows a lot about videogames and why they're controlled by the patriarchy absolutely despises. It's about a lady who dresses the way Mama does when Other Mama is working on a really bad case and thinks you've gone to bed. Except instead of giving Other Mama a massage and a lot of kisses, she shoots guns that are also high-heels. Or something like that.You really don't quite understand why it's terrible, but if the internet says it then it must be true.Anyways, when you asked about it a few days ago, your Mamas said that you could play it when your older - Other Mama said something about when you're in college. But if you're going to smash the patriarchy, you're going to need to familiarize yourself with its tools. If this game is capable of turning people into rotten cishets, then you'll have to learn its secrets and warn your Sisters in Arms.Not to mention save your Mamas from its evil grasp!
>>34936863Yeah and the plot suffered for it.It would have been LESS overt had they just flat-out said that they are a couple.
>>34936902You'll have to sneak downstairs to get at it, though.How do you plan to do this?>Cardboard Box!>Sheet over head!>Pretend to need a glass of water!>[WRITE IN]
>>34936924>>Pretend to need a glass of water!
>>34936902The more I read this the more I just see a girl who really needs someone to explain things to her and teach her to formulate her own opinions instead of leaving her to find her own answers on the internet.
>>34936924>Cardboard Box!The premier in sneaking technology.
>>34936875>Also, make sure to catch the first two movies,Just keep in mind that the movies cut out all of the tactics from the battles.The first movie also homogenized Nanoha and Fate to basically use the exact same style of magic.>>34936878Personally, I don't consider any Nanoha season to be really high quality.A's was the most consistent, bit it suffered heavily from the "everyone has godmode" issue that plagues the entire franchise.>>34936924>Pretend to need a glass of water!Imagine this was your child...This is a fucking horror scenario.
>>34936924You are a translife queer ghost-kin. Ghosts are invisible.They can't find you.>>34936953What the fuck do you think SJW's are?
>>34936924>Sheet over head!We can pretend to be playing empowering ghost-related games. Don't ask me how they empower anyone, they just DO!
>>34936902>BayonettaHere we go again.
>>34936953What do you think most Tumblrina's are, Anon?It's like a cult. Sucks you in by having all the answers, and then makes you feel like shit if you ever try to leave.
>>34936875>>34936878All I really need to know is, in spite of that, do people still get BEFRIENDED from time to time? I can put up with other failings if the action's still good.
>>34936994Nanoha isn't the main character. And anytime she fights it's practically instant curb stomp.But yea, the actions decent.
>>34936967Yeah, A's 'problem' is that it basically just makes up a final boss out of nowhere and then goes "lol what a scrub amirite, let's move on", since the actual conflict is all solved mostly through befriending and general character-interaction beforehand. While I wasn't a huge fan of Scaglietti, even he was better (and Precia the best, even if she was fairly shallow and one-note as well).
>>34936953This makes me feel bad for Vivio... damnit, there needs to be a discretionary warning for tumblr or something. All of tumblr, not just the adult parts
>>34936968>>34936987I'm completely aware. That's why I want to stop it.
>>34936924>>Cardboard Box!This is a sneaking mission, like they say in that disgusting cishet piece of trash game.
>>34936994There's a fair amount of befriending. At one point Nanoha uses Befriending as correctional-method too! Better fix that attitude before you get lasered, private!
>>34936967Their styles do diverge back out some in the second movie, though. And to be honest, I think that Movie 1st works better as an introduction to the series since it's more obviously not a standard magical girl show (although the transformation scenes got much more...explicit). If someone already wanted to get into the franchise, I'd say the series, though.
>>34937031Basically, the franchise really sucks at making credible villains.The only exception is FORCE, where the enemy is made credible by making them totally fucking immune to magic.Which is telling a lot about the relative power level of the MCs.
>>34937040I'm more upset because this is what every parent tries to do and doesn't realize that living in the era of information means you can't keep your kid innocent(AKA confused by the things they see but you won't talk about) anymore because they WILL find an answer easily somewhere and it will end up worse than if you just actually nutted up and had that talk with them.
>>34937064I watched the first movie with someone.I'd say she would have been more receptive had we watched the series instead.
>>34937016>>34937053Ok then, gonna marathon it this weekend. If only to see the private getting lasered, sounds fucking hilarious.
>>34937066A's had credible villains, it just had a premature ejaculation so to speak and left a turd as the actual final boss. Precia was perfectly fine for what the story needed her to do, but not exactly very interesting. StrikerS was a real mess on the villain-front, talk about having 3 times more than you needed.
>>34937052MGS is actually very progressive. You've got a gay couple as protagonists (Snake/Otacon), your trans woman as a protagonist (Raiden), bisexual characters (Vamp), trans men (Olga), etc.
>>34937132The blast wasn't even close to half power and she was completely floored.
>>34937066This problem really stems from A's, where they introduce this team of legendary army-destroying knights, then after an equipment upgrade Nanoha and Fate can go one-on-one with them. Plus, at the end of the series they use the ship's cannon to destroy an unkillable monster. There's really no way to go up from there, and I suspect the introduction of the forwards in StrikerS was the staff going 'Shit, our protagonists are too powerful, we need weaker ones that can be in actual danger'.
>>34937132It also has some interesting magic designs.Like magic roller blades, magic pistols and a magic sniper with a magic helicopter.
>>34937157It's even got a trans disabled character (Peter Stillman)!
>>34937161Don't spoil it ALL anon! Too little Nanoha screentime in Strikers to waste it like that, I can't even remember much badassness other than that one and the ending fight/lasering.
>>34937093Talk about how? This information is likely just as confusing for adults. What the heck would you even say to your child?
>>34937171>There's really no way to go up from there, and I suspect the introduction of the forwards in StrikerS was the staff going 'Shit, our protagonists are too powerful, we need weaker ones that can be in actual danger'.And I cheered for that.And then they decided to include the old MCs. With limiters. Which still didn't stop them from stomping through anti-magic fields.It's like every season past A's tries to find a creative way around the god mode MCs without removing them entirely.Also, fuck them for removing Yuuno. That guy had no device and was still overpowered.One other major weakness of the franchise is the lack of explanation of the magic system. About half of the important fluff can't be collected from the actual anime - Stuff like Starlight Breaker gaining barrier piercing properties in A's, which is only explained in the manga.Or how extensive Nanoha's training actually is, which makes her powerlevel far less ridiculous.
>>34937157>your trans woman as a protagonist (Raiden)>trans men (Olga)What.
Calling for Card Board Box.
>>34937186Oh god, that never even occurred to me.Question. Is Raiden oppressed because he's African and trans-robotic, or privileged because he's a straight white male?
>>34937243Booo, sheet superior tucute bunnykin method of concealment!
>>34937203And that's the reason no one does it.It has nothing to do with being too young; that's just an excuse to avoid an uncomfortable explanation.The best way is to be honest about it confusing you too, and to make the topic mostly about how it makes you, your child, and others feel. It doesn't need to be a lesson; just a discussion. They're looking for answers, and they'll find their own, you just need to make sure they're looking in the right places and in the right way.
>>34937241Raiden is an african transrobuttic crossdressing Cyborgkin who is internally Mexican.
>>34937260Why not both anon? You gotta think laterally.
>>34937227>About half of the important fluff can't be collected from the actual animeComplaining about a marketing strategy working as planned isn't very effective.
>>34937260Computers are sexist and transphobic because they only speak binary instead of a more welcoming and progressive programming language.
>>34937277And is also best girl.
>>34937338So you think, but I'm actually an oppressed privilegekin, which give me immunity to all classification until someone beats my ward save (3+) or lands on START.
>>34937297watIt sure as fuck doesn't work for people that you want to introduce to the franchise.
>>34937303Go write your update, shitlord.
>>34937227>Or how extensive Nanoha's training actually is, which makes her powerlevel far less ridiculous.Nanoha's family in general is OP as fuck.
>>34937303Raiden a best.
>>34937420OP are you dead
>>34937642>Probably shadowrunned.I think that I need to go to sleep.
>>34937601No, just cooking.As well as cooking up an update. It's almost done.
>>34937712make sure its brown on the edges and the toothpick comes out clean
>>34937732Still gonna smell like a big steaming one.
You decide that the best way to sneak down is in a cardboard box, just like in that one game with the cute gay spy.You put on your fuzzy bunny slippers, throw the hood up on your adorable bunny pajamas, and enter Bunny Mode. It is a variant on a secret technique passed down by your Mama - Other Mama explained it by saying Mama was channeling her inner devil. You used to try it when you were younger, but you could never scare people the way Mama does. It wasn't until you discovered that you did not have an inner devil, but an inner bunny, that you got the technique to work.Well, maybe. You haven't really tried it yet. But if you believe hard enough, it has to work!Where Mama's dreaded Devil Mode makes her - in the words of your principal - "the scariest bitc-lady I've ever met," you imagine your Bunny Mode is a bit different. Rather than calling upon the intimidating powers of a devil out of hell, you call upon the powers of your inner rabbit to teach yourself to be more like a prey creature. Silent. Swift. Stealthy. Even your hops down the stairs are mostly silent, and you slip inside an empty Amazon box without much of a racket.From here on out, it's tactical espionage action Marisa mode. Peeking through the handhold on the box, you crawl across the floor, being sure to stop every time Mama looks towards you from the dishes with a tiny little grin. You aren't sure what's got her so happy, though, maybe it's the way Other Mama is getting into whatever game she's playing? She seems more than a bit frustrated with the current boss, which looks like some sort of cross between an angel and one of those creepy tentacle things you see come up on your feed every now and then.
>>34937900You shuffle the box over to the cabinet where all the disks are kept. Where is it, where is it... Your Mamas sure have a lot of titles, though your Aunty says that most of them are from when they were younger. Some of them don't even look like disks, they look like the save button, except bigger and more clunky. Ah, there it is!"Marisa," A sickly sweet voice calls, a specter running over your head as you feel a hand upon your shoulder. Oh no. Clearly the patriarchy's mind control has caused Mama to act in defense of the vile thing. "Isn't that the game that Hope and I said you couldn't play?""...Yes," you can't lie to Mama, especially when she's in devil mode. Your inner bunny is even more scared of it that you are. "I'll put it back..."Mama looks at Other Mama, who is still very engrossed in beat the boss on whatever game she's playing. With a sigh, she shakes her head, releasing her devil mode and turning back to you."Marisa," she says a little loudly, picking you up into her arms and carrying you out of the living room. Oddly, she hasn't forced you to give up the game. "You should be getting ready for bed, not playing super spy.""Mama!" you grumble, somewhat confused, "Put me down! I'm not nine anymore, I'm double digits!""And someone in their double digits should know when they should be sleeping," she replies, quite a bit softer than you'd prefer. She sighs again, as she bring you into your room, rubbing her forehead. "Like mothers, like daughter, I suppose. But if that sort of thing really interests you... Marisa, Hope and I are going to have an important talk with you tomorrow, okay?""Okay...?" Your response is more a question than an answer."Good!" She gives you a light kiss on the forehead before leaving.Mission Success?>Play the evil cishet video game.>Contemplate the repercussions of your actions.>Go to sleep.>[WRITE IN]
>>34937900>play the evil cishet videogameHow will we ever crush the patriarchy if we don't?
>>34937917>>Contemplate the repercussions of your actions.>>Go to sleep.
>>34937917>>Go to sleep.
>>34937917>Play the evil cishet video game.
>>34937917>>Contemplate the repercussions of your actions.
>>34937917>Contemplate the repercussions of your actions....>Play the evil cishet video game.
>>34937917>Contemplate the repercussions of your actions.>Go to sleep.
>>34937917>Tumblrina>Contemplating repercussionslel no>Play the evil cishet video game.
I attempted to read this thread and could not actually understand what was happening.I think I'm old now.
Calling it for playing the game.
>>34938133Join the club. That doesn't stop me from voting, though.
>>34938141Change of plans, calling hiatus before I pass out at the keyboard.
>>34937917>Play the evil cishet video game.We're an agent opposing the patriarchy, there is no time for contemplating, only action.
>>34938141Time for Bayonetta!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd-F7WHVuFo
>>34937917>Contemplate the repercussions of your actions, and then sleep on that thought.
>>34938209Ok.We love you topkek.
>>34937900She wants to be like Other Mama's Dad-like actions and she considers herself a prey animal? I'm getting mixed messages here.
>animu>SJW>tumblr>quest thread>in other words, half the cancer plaguing this boardFOR FUCK'S SAKE, HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND FOR THIS ABOMINATION?!
>>34938613Everyone knows butch lesbians are the most likely group to be raped.
>>34938692"Satire" is the key word you're missing which makes it okay.
>>34938613She's a pussy who wants to be a badass, but can't, hence why it's a trans identity.
>>34938738Cuteness, the other cancer plaguing the board.>>34938742Oooooh, so if people shitpost ironically it's okay?
>>34938742That doesn't excuse the anime. Half this thread is discussing it.
Is a tuhu a tucute?
Wow, mod is a fucking faggot
>>34939439They've been on a fucking warpath all day.
>>34939439Kinda understandable, we we're spiraling into talk of videogames and there effects on the gender bias but at the same time this is /tg/. So ya, fuck them.
>>34939482>this is /tg/
>>34939491Well what I meant is tg is notorious for getting off topic and derailing threads. So the mod is being little silly.
>>34939468They've been complete faggots ever since Julian Assange started discussing Gamergate. The Anita mockery and positive discussion of Bayonetta is probably what triggered them.>>34939482We were discussing a videogame as per its relevance to the quest. I can understand deletions, but bans are fucking ridiculous, especially since OP probably got banned too
It is for hilarious shit like this that I can stand the existence of cancer threads: Every now and then, we strike gold.Five guys quest when?
>>34938774You do know you're on 4chan, right?
>>34939530>/tg/ going off topic>not being off topic all the timeI saw a thread about how to make iron a few weeks ago.
Is this archived?
>>34940308not yet, was about to archive it, make sure Satire is a tag.
>>34940288And then there was the spider-paladin quest the other day...
>>34940321You should do that. I'm on a phone.
>>34940339wait what? link?
>>34940288/tg/ has always been the unofficial history board since it's relevant to historical games. /tg/ is not /b/ 2.0 where you discuss "/tg/ approved whatever the fuck I want you to recommend me or talk about"
>>34940415>ironmaking>history/diy/ exists for a reason.
>>34940354Checking for an archived version.
>>34940449then report them
>>34940415>/tg/ is not /b/ 2.0 where you discuss "/tg/ approved whatever the fuck I want you to recommend me or talk about"But it is.
>>34940339>questDefinitely meant to say thread.Sorry to disappoint.
>>34940764aww.i remembered Spider Quest and was hoping for something similar.