“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy~” The disturbingly cheerful drawl slices through your pleasant naptime haze, smooth and clean. Somewhere distant, a minute, indistinct, tinny little voice makes reply. “Nuuuuuthin,” the voice continues, the predatory smile evident in his tones. “Just thought I'd check up on yuh, it's been almost forty minutes since I last saw ya, just wonderin' how my best buds on the ground crew were doing!” You groan faintly and try to shrug your uniform over your ears to no avail. The bafflement in the tinny voice is clear even through the shitty military telegraph handset. “Naaaaw, I always loved you guys~” the voice continues, so energetic and bouncy that you want to just reach out and gently strangle the cheer right out of that motherfucker. “But I gotta admit, I do, there is something I wanted to ask you, and just you. Yes, you!” the voice continues with a little laugh. “You, Bobby – I can call yah Bobby, right? Swell! Anyways, you know that talk's been going 'round about me running for Congress, and my father and I are already looking for good people, so I gotta ask yah somethin!” The tinny voice made an affirmative sounding noise. “Was it the Russians?” The hair on your nape stands on end; the cheer has vanished from that voice, leaving only the smooth, stainless-steel polish of high class upbringing and the momentum of absolute confidence. Your eyes snap open to behold Joe Kennedy hunched over a military telephone, leaning on the desk with one hand, his eyes wide as he grins into the receiver. The handset emits a hesitant, baffled sound.
inb4 dead after two threads
“You know, the Russians,” Joe continues. “Or was it whats-his-name, that Cronkite cocksucker or one of those other jew bastards they sent over here to ride along on a few milk runs and wax poetic about how big their balls are? You know, the sixty-niners or whatever. Sorry,” he says with a laugh, “I can't keep these jew names separate in my head, y'know what I mean? Anyway, I'm dying to know – who?” A kind of stunned stuttering is floating through the line. “Talking about? Talking about?” Joe says, his grin getting a little wider. He moves the handset away and looks up at you. “Hey, guys, Bobby wants to know what this is all about!” He laughs, his voice warm and mirthful despite his wide, cold eyes. “Well Bobby, I was kinda wondering who paid you off to sabotage that impact fuze and I'd love it if you told us quick cuz I've got five bucks riding it and I'd like to collect in time to hit up the PX for some decent smokes, y'know?” A flurry of panicked sounds come flowing from the receiver as Joe nods, a huge shit-eating grin on his face. He waits for the flow to dissipate while rubbing his chin thoughtfully. “Aaaaahhhhhh'ma *cut* yuh,” he decides. The sudden silence of the telephone spreads through the room. “Yeaaah,” Joe says, clearly warming to the idea. “Cuttin'. Efficient. Quiet. Well, with a gag, but I mean it's such a pain to do the oil filter thing, you know? I don't even have a threaded barrel. Anyway Bobby gotta run, so you take care now and let that commie jew cunt bastard that bribed you know it wasn't your fault things went tits-up kay? Best assfuck and make up quick 'cuz there's a lot of men on the MIA rolls and most of them just walk off into a hedgerow and fukkin vanish cuz ~oooh Martians!~” Joe says cheerfully before lying the receiver on the cradle again.
He turns to you. “Oh hey!” he says, shaking his head briskly “Bblbrlrrlrlrlrlrlrr. Sorry. Had to get the jitters outta my system after the whole, you know, almost exploding thing. Yeah. Coffee?” He hoists the carafe and points at it with his free hand. >Sure>Naw>What the flying fuck did I just see>Naw it's cool I just remembered I had a knee rotation appointment at Dr. Anywherebutinthisfuckinghut and I'm running late!
>>34960328>>What the flying fuck did I just seeJustwhat
>>34960328>Find girlfriend>Hide behind girlfriend until the Joe stops
Is this because I made the crack in the Strike Witches thread on /a/ about the guy being disappointing like planefag? Is this what was meant by me being 'shown later today'? Because he is still a disappointment & so are you angelfap.
>>34960419Don't worry, the world doesn't revolve around you like that.
>>34960328>>What the flying fuck did I just seeoh got what the christ.
>>34960419the planefag you knew is deadlong livethe planefag
>>34960469It's almost a shame. Because I'd be the sun & and just biding my time until I could kill EVERYONE.>>34960524Whatever you say cap'n.
>i'll just refresh /tg/ one last time before i go to bed>strike witches questYou just made my tomorrow pre-emptively.See you on the archive.
>>34960240Watch out for planefag!/qtg/ public enemy number one!He is the main one responsible for... [X] SWQ[X] SuWQ[X] SW89[X] TW89[X] PJW89[X] ALL THOSE OTHER NEVER ENDING FUCKING SPINOFFS[X] Inserting a male PC into my pure lesbian waifu setting[X] Killing questing in 2004,2011,2012,2013,2014[X] Hostile take over of /qtg/[X] Popularizing questing on /tg/, choaking the board with shitty quests[X] Having "fun"[X] Anonkun's white color scheme[X] Encouraging GermanSchteel to write his shittier "fixed" SWQ:Galia[X] Numerous false-flagging operations[X] /qtg/ trolling[X] Trolling Taleanon[X] Removing Crusty Jones's internet connection[X] Bullying EGO[X] Bullying AzureNyan[X] Bullying planefag[X] Migration of FUCK QUEST to /tg/[X] Gyoji imoutospamming[X] Fluff[X] Skub[X] NTR in Psion quest[X] Hexer's slow pace[X] Making Merlin lewd[X] Never delivering Keine lewds[X] Deculture's delays[X] Successful assassination of TalesAnon[X] Successful assassination of Kota[X] Attempted assassination of deculture by flooding the Philippines[X] Making Rena suffer[X] Causing Doc's injuries[X] Starving the world's supply of bad dragon's with bulk purchases[X] Diaz[X] Introducing the .H264 10-bit profile in questing[X] Zoe Quinn and Five Guys[X] Pushing to ban lolis in Japan[X] DDOS'ing nyaa.se[X] Was responsible for Theros being the worst block ever[X] Created Kamigawa[X] Banned Golgari Grave Troll and Dread Return from Modern[X] Taking over and directing Star of David Games[X] Fetches in Modern[X] Leads the IRC Cabal[X] Vote spammed with the Cabal to make sure your waifu didn't win in that quest[X] Purgin exhentai of all wani content (never forget)[X] Made the Hugbox[X] Killing SWQ[X] Not Killing SWQ[X] Never writing AWiY, ever[X] Anti-skubbers“[X] That” His ultimate goal is to kill questing and /tg/!However, you can stop him. Spread this list!
>>34960524so does that mean SWQ won't be shit this time?
>>34960577How fucking long did it take to adapt this from /a/?
OH LORD I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAYWHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMOREWhatever it is, I'll be joining this wild ride wherever it goes
>>34960240>What the flying fuck did I just see
>>34960328>>What the flying fuck did I just see
>>34960577Is "that" explicitly screwed up?>>34960328>What the flying fuck did I just see
>>34960328>What the flying fuck did I just seeBut *nicely*
>>34960240THAT'S NOT TRUE.THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>34960585>any SWQ >Not being shit Come on man. It's why we're here.
GODDAMMIT! You update this just a week and a half before I leave for boot camp! YOU BETTER HAVE SOME GOOD SHIT READY WHEN I GET BACK!
>>34960386>>34960476You blink away your impromptu nap as you stare at the clean-cut looking young Kennedy who's awaiting your answer. “Sooooo no? Cool.” He dumps half the cup into one of those cheap tin “mugs” that come with the standard issue mess-kit and flops down in a folding chair next to Minna, slurping away. “So, what's with Miss Cat-atonia and Olive Overdrive?” He nods in the general direction of the bunks at the back of the Quonset hut, where Zuuchini and Sanya are both huddled under thin green GI blankets on their cots. They're both completely quiet, Sanya buried underneath her cover and Zuuchini just staring through the wall opposite. “... shock,” you say with difficulty, because your face seems to have gone numb. “Uh... yeah. Shock.”“Oh,” Joe says with a shrug, and turns back to his coffee, fishing a pen out of his pocket to stir it with. You slowly swivel your gaze towards Minna, who's giving you a completely blank look. She shrugs, ever so slightly. >Lets get the fuck out of here, eh?>Go check on the Zuuchini.>Go check on Sanya.
HAIL TO THE KING!
>>What the flying fuck did I just see
>>34960328>What the flying fuck did I just see
>>34960767>Go check on Sanya.
>>34960240This can't be happening.
>>34960767>>Go check on the Zuuchini.>>Go check on Sanya.CHECK ON BOTH LITTLE GIRLS
>Go check on Sanya.>Go check on the Zuuchini.>Lets get the fuck out of here, eh?All the above, in that order
>>34960767>Go check on the Zuuchini.
Holy shit. It's back.
>>34960857He only did this because I threatened to put an assbeating on him at AWA that would be indescribable in the languages of man.
>>34960767>>Go check on the Zuuchini.>>Go check on Sanya.
>>34960240[x] Lick Cupcake's soulgem[x] Knock Sanya and Eila up
>>34960877you should do it anyway, to ensure he keeps running this
>>34960877So he doesn't actually want to, and it will be even shittier than before. Good to know.Why would you do that?
>>34960899You sir, are one disgusting fuck
>>34960931>what is a joke
what the fuck is going on? I dont recognize these people
>>34960877So you'll sick your (parents) dogs on him?
>>34960767>>Go check on Sanya.
>>34960951Where you here for SWQ?You might want to go archive diving.
>>34960977Different anon here and I was, SWQ was the first quest I posted in, I just lurked before it, man this is nostalgic as fuck
>>34960877Do it.Sic ye sweater puppies on 'im
>>34960977>!!0ZviLFh59MyI was, but I only remember Yaeger, Sean, Ian, Bouncelord, hellcow, and the generals.I do not remember joe.
>>34960767>Go check on the Zuuchini.>Go check on Sanya.LEETLE SEESTAHS
>>34960951Its from exactly where it left off, rngeezus exists.
>>34961018Remember the one who flew the fucking bomber turned into fucking flying bomb?
>>34960767>Lets get the fuck out of here, eh?>Make a mental note to bounce on that fucker at some point. Man knows no respect.>>34960951So you are THAT new.
>>34961018the pilot of the fucktarded aphrodite project guided bomb in the last thread
>>34961018Joe showed up only in the last thread and the aborted one PF started before ditching.
>>34961059When was the last thread?I don't remember.
>>34961078>>34961059>>34961018You know.Joesph Kennedy Junior.
>>34961048OOOOOH now I remember. thanks.
>>34960767>Lets get the fuck out of here, eh?>Go check on the Zuuchini.>Go check on Sanya.All three, this guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
>>34961263I'm starting to think that his loss wasn't so much of a loss after all.
>>34961263Implying we even have a basket to put the sandwiches in.
>>34961059Joseph P. Kennedy
>>34960767Gotta check up on the best italian
>>34961318why are you pointing that out to me anon? I already know that
>>34961311And apparently he is looking at you as a means of gaining something, at your expense. In short, time to GTFO!
You vaguely recall that before you witnessed a piloted drone crash-land into Zuuchini's beach fort and unleash the titanic and terrifying might of TWENTY FUCKING THOUSAND POUNDS of torpex high explosive in a cataclysmic blast that tore the earth of England itself asunder and punched a towering hole in the ever-present English overcast, that you'd originally come to the beach to find Sanya and see if she was okay following that whole... ~thing~ with that sweaterized sexpot of a Witch at the party last night. And after that splendid display of... whatever it was from Joe Kennedy there, you're feeling mighty interested in anything that moves you away from this goddamned table. You approach her bunk slowly, politely calling out. “Sanya?” The little cossack doesn't react, her thousand-yard stare intense and unbroken. “Saaaaan-yaaaaa?” She refuses to reply.“SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~” you drone, putting a quaver in your voice in the most irritating possible fashion. If there's one thing a big brother is good at, its provoking a response from even the stoniest-faced younger girl.But the littlest cossack just rolls over in her cot to stare the other way. You frown. This is bad.>Lets leave her alone for now, she's been thinking about this for a while. Zuuchini's trauma is more recent.>Try to get a rise out of Zuuchini. >Try to comfort Zuuchini.>Guilt-trip Sanya.>PILOT CALLS FOR AID
WHAT.IS.HAPPENING.Th-this is madness. I've lost my mind and this is a hallucination... right?
>>34961382>Try to get a rise out of Zuuchini.
>>34961382>>Lets leave her alone for now, she's been thinking about this for a while. Zuuchini's trauma is more recent.
>>34961382>>Try to get a rise out of Zuuchini.
>>34961342U wot m8?
>>34961393We're all mad here.
>>34961382>Try to get a rise out of Zuuchini. >Give Sanya head pats and hair rufflings
>>34961382>Lets leave her alone for now, she's been thinking about this for a while. Zuuchini's trauma is more recent.>Try to get a rise out of Zuuchini.
>randomly check the archive before my nightly fap session>Strike Witches Quest 96>Planefag returns. Joe Kennedy is a creepy son of a bitch.>DISREGARD PORN, ACQUIRE WITCHESAlso,>>34961382>>Lets leave her alone for now, she's been thinking about this for a while. Zuuchini's trauma is more recent.
>>34961417Still not nest eyetalian.
>>34961382 >>Lets leave her alone for now, she's been thinking about this for a while. Zuuchini's trauma is more recent.
>>34961382>PILOT CALLS FOR AIDThis shit is way over our head
>>34961382>Lets leave her alone for now, she's been thinking about this for a while. Zuuchini's trauma is more recent.
>>34961504Of course not. Her familiar is a dog, not a bird. Why would she make a nest?
WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!Planefag is back!SWQ IS BACK!THE P-61 IS BACK!
>>34961566This is why. You have to take responsibility after all.
>>34961657>still no p-61 in warthunder
>>34961566One my phone. But Luciana is best Italian.
>>34961677It's a damn shame. At least we get the Tigercat in 1.43
>>34961659Says you.>Shoulda been on the pill, bitch!
>>34960240My god. I had lost faith. I should have trusted you planefag.Also fuck you for running this the night before i have to get up early for PT
what about best german?
>>34961760Minna of course.
>>34961774But that's not you spell Heidi.
>>34961760Star of Afrika a best. Cupcakeski a close second.
>Try to get a rise out of Zuuchini. You recognize a cold shoulder when you see it, having had plenty of experience in English pubs, so you turn to the other cot behind you, containing the sullen Zuuchini, formerly of Fort Italy. You and Zuuchini have not always been on the best terms – in fact, you deliberately steered the propeller of a 2,000 horsepower RS-2800 Double Wasp right into her pillow fort, deliberately, a few days ago, and not ten minutes ago another pilot had slugged her in the gut before his plane literally vaporized her magnificent statement of Italian sovereignty and national character. But you're sure you can get over that. You've defended your Kawaii Squad, and they you, from every beast that walks, crawls, slithers or salutes, from Hellcow to the Brass and even from Marines, the slimy coating be damned. You're a natural at this, and when you're turning on your tried and true big brother charm, no force of nature nor man nor Martian can restrain you. “Zuuchiiiiniiiiiiiiiiii~” you drawl, shaking the rickety cot back and forth. “Whassuuuuuup?” Complete silence greets your query. “C'mon, spill.” More silence. “C'mon, kid, gimme sumthin.” “Okay.” You look down in time to see the muzzle of the revolver discharge into your groin.
>>34961807That's not how you spell Minna.
>>34961760Erica, of course.It was stated that if we had a kid, it would effectively be Loki made manifest
>>34961760Fast as a greyhound, tough as leather and hard as Krupp steel.Same as ever.>>34961837Auch im kleinen Schwarzen passt der weiße Wal nicht in die Grüne Minna.
>>34961832Pray to God that is a blank, or a worst a soap round.
>>34961832Zuchinni wants to prevent the Youngspawn
>>34961964Luchinni! You've caused a time paradox!
>>34961832Planefag ending the quest by having all the girls hate his guts, calling it now
>>34961964It's too late for that now, there's already a cupcake in the oven!
>>34961832Looks like we're gonna sing soprano in the soap opera.
>>34961760What about Rudel?
Gertrude is best wish.Minna won due to Widow status and pun.
>>34961757Trust in the planefag! Faith in the planefag!
>>34962028And a cupcake in the cupcake!
>>34961964Minna is already pregnant too late.
>>34962044Pretty good, most german witches are pretty good
>>34962080WAIT SHIT I DONT REMEMBER THIS HAPPENINGOH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE
>>34962080With Cupcake's kid. Young's pregnant, too.
>>34962028You mean MC's oven, right? Because it's canon that cupcake got MC pregnant.
Your balls detonate.There is no other word for the velocity at which the horrendous pain goes surging through your body, a blast-wave of searing mind-blanking agony that blows your thoughts out through your skull and compresses your brain stem into a little hard white ball, a single pure painful thought - EEAERAHAERRBLHARFUAELRHYEAERLFUDFD -You come around a few seconds later underneath Sanya's cot, a faint foam of spittle gathering around your mouth. Through the open door of the Quonset hut you can see the rapidly diminishing form of Luuchini, her skinny little legs a blur as she waves her revolver over her head, her other hand flipping you the bird as hard as she can. As you stare at the retreating eye-talian through bleary eyes, a cascade of red hair cuts off your vision, followed by Minna's concerned face.“Are you all right?”>YEP YEP I'M TOUGH>are you fucking serious right now>MUST. KILL.
>>34962138And this, ladies and gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) is why you put a leash on a dog.
>>34962159>>are you fucking serious right now
>>34962159>are you fucking serious right now
>>34962159>are you fucking serious right now>MUST. KILL.
>>34962159>MUST. KILL.Must chop up the Zucchini. Cook her into some pasta. Other horrible shit that our agonized mind cannot process right now.
>>34962159>>are you fucking serious right now*croak*
>>34962159>are you fucking serious right now>QUICK MINNA CHECK MY BALLS
>>34962100Talking about them, did they upgrade to Sturmvogel strikers?>>34962159>>are you fucking serious right nowLess talk, more calling the doctor.
I'm liking this solidarity.
>>34962159>>are you fucking serious right nowLooks like Cupcake's going to be the surrogate father after all.
>>34961382>Lets leave her alone for now, she's been thinking about this for a while. Zuuchini's trauma is more recent.VEG
>>34962159>are you fucking serious right now>MUST. KILL.There must be retribution for our best friends!
>>34962232Wait a sec.What if Sloidah is decended from Cupcake?
>>34962310that makes a disturbing amount of sense.
>>34962325But slider is not like cupcake at all.
>>34962339No we've seen the strudel in SWQ'89. It's got the hots for mav.
>>34960240HOLY MOTHERFUCKINGSHITHE'S BACK!
>>34962367Isn't that one Minna's child?
>>34962159>>are you fucking serious right now>>MUST. KILL.
>>34962367Yeah, but its not Slider.
>>34962310I'll go ahead and save you guys some trouble, none of the main cast is descended from SWQ cast other than Katya.
>>34962396Yeah, Minna's and Cupcake's.
>>34962427And Rosalie. Good catch.
>>34962447Is Kenji a main?
>>34962159>are you fucking serious right now*weeze*Don't worry, Miyafuji is used to fixing testicles with Erica on base!
>>34962403Not even the Youngspawn?
>>34962464Oh god fucking damn you asshole you reminded me of that fucking doujin.ThatFuckingDoujin
>>34962468>He said main cast.
>>34962464That girl has no idea what the weight on her trigger is, does she?
>>34962464GOD DAMMIT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT
>>34962464panzer go home
>>34962159>>are you fucking serious right nowI've gone through a horrible break up, dropping out of uni, getting back into uni, and horrible, terrible changes in my life since the last SWQ.I missed you so much fapangel. I missed you so much and you have no idea what this means to me.
>>34962464>>34962492>>34962528>>34962533I knew I kept this handy for a reason
Any other day, you might have made a show of being completely unperturbed by taking a hundred foot-pounds worth of energy right in the goddamned groin, just to spite the Navy pilot a few feet away, but there's really only one answer to the question just posed to you.Reaching forward with clawed hands, you seize Minna's lapels and pull her face closer. “HGNHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” “... so no, then,” she replies, pursing her lips. “Hughrrrrhrrrrrr,” you wheeze, your vision starting to double up as tears of agony fill your vision. You fumble at your neck, catching the fine chain hung there, and slip your dog-tags out, trying to shove them in her face. “Okay, okay,” she says soothingly, slipping her arms under yours and lifting you with a slight grunt of effort. Within a moment she's got you lying on Zuuchini's cot, your head cradled in her lap as she wipes away your tears.“Feeling better?” “Eaarrrfph,” you say encouragingly. Minna holds up some charred thing between thumb and forefinger. “Looks like she used a bit of hard wax. The German Army used to use something similar as training rounds.” She flicks it away. “Guess she's a bit upset over that castle of hers, huh?”
>>34962633The door to the hut swings open on rusty hinges to admit a tired, older-looking man in dusty GI duds and a battered green helmet, a clipboard in his hand. Through your haze of misery you recognize the characteristic expression of the long-suffering NCO. With everyone from eighteen to forty subject to the draft, plenty of fathers and accomplished middle-management types are in uniform and under arms, and they typically achieve NCO rank by dint of not being eighteen year olds with ready access to hilarious amounts of high explosive and poor supervision. If not for those thin-haired legions of men, half of humanities armed forces would be one-eyes and eight-fingered by now. The man strides into the center of the room, flings his battered clipboard on the table before Kennedy, and takes off his helmet to inspect the wad of wax embedded on it. “Can anyone tell me why a girl with no pants on just shot me in the head while screaming VIVA ITALIA?” “That's Luuchini,” Minna says apologetically. “She's kind of upset her fort got blown up, so she's running around shooting everyone, I guess.” The poor NCO rubs at his eyes. “Fucking Sicily all over again.” >Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.>Lets try to rouse Sanya.>Zuuchini is a menace. She must be stopped at all costs.>Zuuchini has challenged your honor. GET READY TO D-D-D-UEL!
Does anyone have the links to the '89 fapfics?
>>34962656>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.while>Lets try to rouse Sanya with headpats
>>34962656>>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.
>>34962656>>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.>while>>Lets try to rouse Sanya with headpatssure why not.
>>34962656>>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.Comfy comfy thighs.
>>34962656>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.
>>34962671ghostdiva x Fronk is my OTP
>>34962656>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Let's stay here and talk to the nice NCO.Ain't no way we're letting a new guy get away from us without *some* shenanigans!
>>34962656>>>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.>>while>>>Lets try to rouse Sanya with headpatsEnough room to share the Thighway to heaven with Sanya?
>>34962723I will write it for you if you don't stop writing this.
>>34962656>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.HNGGRGHGHRNNNNR
>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Let's stay here and talk to the nice NCO.
>>34962656>>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.>>34962723Best.
>>34962656>>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.Lucchini can do what she wants. I'm not putting our testicles on the line for this.
>>34962492You mean this doujin?http://g.e-hentai.org/s/c426f7eef1/418923-1>>34962681this
>>34962681I can support this
>>34962656>>Lets try to rouse Sanya.
>>34962769Yes. There is a reason Hartmann is now the witch I fear most.
>>34962746Do you swear this on your life?
>>34962464But I'm not Panzer :D
>>34962746ANON PLS.DO IT.
>>34962656>Zuuchini is a menace. She must be stopped at all costs.
>>34961677>>34961733I want my cat but the widdow is coming
A Wizard is You update when you faggot.
>>34962909IF YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN, YOU SHALL RECEIVE FROM ME ALL THAT YOUR SICK, TWISTED HEART DESIRES. YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR HIJINKS. YOUR CUTE WITCHES. YOUR TROLLING. YOUR BOUNCING. I WILL GIVE UNTO YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH FAGGOTS ON /TG/ HAVE ONLY DREAMT OF. I SWEAR THIS ON MY SAITEX X-52 PRO.
>>34962656>>Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.That nice feeling for handling THAT HORRIBLE PAIN FEELING.
>>34962963When you turn 30
> Minna-thighs are FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE FIND ME AN ICEPACK
>>34963009Anyone got a good George Takei reaction face for this?
>>34963009You know I'mma have to kill you now.
We need to talk to Shirleytits again one of these years.
>>34963042cant kill that which has no life
>>34963052Noooooo, You got it all wrong."You can't kill the Messiah."Full-on Kane here.
>>34963009It'll be second on my list of fapfics to write. First one should be done and released for '89 on Tuesday.
>>34962656>Zuuchini has challenged your honor. GET READY TO D-D-D-UEL!>I don't know where she's gone. But i do have a certain set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like her. I will find her. She will pay.
Gods it's back. It's fucking back!
>>34963042>kill planefagPLANEFAG IS LOEVPLAENFIG IS LIEF
>>34963137There's nothing better than two brothers arguing over something. There really isn't.
>>34963154Planefag.Maus x who?
>>34963050She raped the widow :(
>>34963137You have to stop him, Maus! You're our only hope!
>>34963042If only you could instead give life back to the dead....
>>34963180Pffft, Ghost is a terrible assassin. I should know.
>>34962656>When was the last time you toyed with the sanity of your crew? Less that twelve hours? Let's fix that.
>>34963163Sometimes I argue with him just to argue with him. Kinda like this girl I've been snapchatting with for the past few days. I'm pretty sure I've picked a fight with her just for fun at least three times now. >>34963180I'M TRYIN' NIGGER>>34963171155mm IED pls. My favorite.
>Strike Witches Quest is back.>Hell has frozen over.>Everyone's going fucking nuts.>planefag already receiving death threats.>Smutfics being promised to the planefag in exchange for moar.>Meanwhile, Young being shot in the balls.I've waited for this day.
>>34963233Is she ready to jump your bones?
>>34963233>155mm IED pls.You lewd son of a bitch. You know I've gotta work in EFPs now.
>>34963233>Sometimes I argue with him just to argue with him.I do that with my older brother all the time too. Especially since we're staying at the same place. It's hard not to mess with him.*highfives*
Does this mean we'll finally get the Tofu archive or is that gone for good? I never did save any of the fapfics or writefaggotry from there.
>>34963175Well then, we'll just have to rape her back.
>>34963243The only thing that could make it crazier is if we found out what Young's first name is.
>>34963275It's gone gone because Kota a shit.
>>34963255 probably but she's kind of chubby and her accent is atrocious. Plus i'm pretty sure she's got some form of very mild downs. >>34963261BITCH I AM AN EFP. ALL I NEED ARE SOME FUCKIN' NEEDLE NOSED PLIERS YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>34963267>pic related
Minnathighs are nice. This is nice. Lets stay here and talk to the nice NCO.
Holyshitplanefag'salive?!?!?!?Today is a good day.
>>34963482If he'll update AWiY the week will be complete.
Now Fap Angle just needs to get a twitter for this seeing as he's going to keep writing it
It's been way too long. I can't get back into this.
You close your eyes with a miserable sigh and let Minna stroke her delicate fingers through your hair. Her bare thighs are warm and full and oh so firm under your head. If not for the awful throbbing pain in your groin as a horrible blood-filled welt rises down there, you could almost be happy here. “What happened in Sicily?” Minna asks, to fill the conversational gap. “Ugh,” the poor NCO mutters, slumping into a chair and accepting some joe from Joe. “Well, the Italians would do this thing where they'd run into the road and fire a few rounds at the Martians. The Martians would fire back, and the Italians would run into a building or something to make a final stand.”“... and?” The NCO takes a noisy slurp of coffee. “Then the Martians would call in the air, or some rocket-mortars, and that was that. Assuming the house didn't have Sicilians in it, in which case they saved them the ammo.” Joe cracks his neck noisily as he tries to recline in the rickety folding chair. “Yeah, but that's just the resistance fighters-” “When they did it on a divisional level, they'd first fail utterly at fire-and-maneuver on every possible level, and then get driven back into one of their fortresses,” the NCO explains. “The Fascists spent a lot of dough since the late 1800s fortifying that rock, against outsiders and the Sicilians themselves.” “Like... castles?” Joe asks, quirking an eyebrow. “Yeah. And modern fortresses with eight-inch naval guns behind concrete revetments three meters thick. Overlapping fields of fire – you name it.” He sighed and rubbed his forehead again.“And those...” Minna asks.
>>34963261Isn't Mouse a treadhead? DON'T FORGET THE "LONG ROD PENETRATORS"YEAAAAAAHHH
>>34963665“Got the shit blown out of them,” the NCO says miserably. “Which wouldn't have been so bad, except for that asshole. That fucking squeaky-toy asshole. You know what carries right over an artillery barrage so loud it beats your eardrums in until you shove pistol bullets into your ears as plugs? High-pitched things. Tank tracks squeaking, whistles, and that mother-fucking voice.” He tosses his coffee back in one swallow, his sullen wrath visible. “From his lips to a reporters ears, up on that hill, high wide and handsome. Oh he carried on, you should've seen him. And the laughter.” He's staring at the opposite wall now, his gaze more vacant than Sanya's, his haggard eyes betraying a man who's had to put up with more bullshit than mere mortals should ever venture. “I came to Italy for the monuments,' he'd say, and start laughing again. Or 'if Ceasar could see you dumb fucks right now, I don't know if he'd be laughing with me or shitting down your stupid wop throats.' Oh god. He had a blast. A god damned blast. I don't think I've ever seen the miserable bastard as happy as he was then.” The NCO's head hits the table with a dull thud. >My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!>other?
>>34963703No, he's the dipshit that decided playing with explody shit was a good idea.
>>34963807>>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!
>>34963807>>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!What other lesson could we possibly draw from this?
>>34963807>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!of course, this gets vocalized as HHHRRNGRRRRHN
>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!Ignore the fact that the electrified doorknob shocked you last time. Surely, this time, the door you open, and you will get the delicious cake!
>>34963827But you did so too.You know.That 'weeping TNT' sticks story
>>34963777So tell us Mouse, does your gun sling a biiig package, or is it rifled for her pleasure?
>>34963807>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!
>>34963703Don't worry, Mouse's anus will be ravaged. Sidenote: It's not very easy to find the basics of bomb defusing on the internet, so this probably won't be very accurate. Or timely.
>>34963807>>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!
>>34963807>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!>other?Stroke Minna's thighs
>>34963807>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!
>>34963807>>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!>eye-talians>doing anything useful
>>34963857>weeping TNTTNT is literally just nitroglycerin stabilized in a fine sawdust compound. In temps high enough, the nitro kind of leeches out of it. The sticks actually sweat drops of nitro. Anyone who touches something like that probably has to walk in a wheelchair because their gonads preclude normal walking.
>>34963807>>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!Be good to all little sisters
>>34963827KEEPING YOU SAFE, ONE LONG WALK AT A TIME.>>34963861 Why not both?
>>34963807>>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!Turn to SanyaRope her along
>>34963807>>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!Yeah, I really want to go with both of these two. Knowing /tg/ we'll have all three tied together.
>>34963807>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!>HHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRHNNNNNNNNNG?!
>>34963908wait, that shit was nitro?
>>34963930I never thought I'd see Maus and Planefag getting all lewd with each other.
>>34963960The big breakthrough with TNT was the stabilizing agent. That's the sawdust.
>>34963807>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!
>>34963988And then TRUE Maus pairing was revealed!
>>34963856When you do it repeatedly, it's called science.
>>34963960Yeah. It's pretty cool. If I didn't know better, I'd venture to guess that those crates are still somewhere out on the farm, but last I heard they'd bulldozed the whole thing (and it didn't fucking detonate), so I'm pretty sure county mounties or state patrol or something got their bomb squad out there.
>>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>>Clearly we need to keep obliterating her stationary defenses until she learns her fucking lesson, because her own people ain't gonna teach her!
>>34963807 >>My god, Zuuchini's fort thing is actually central to her sense of national pride and her motivations as a soldier!>>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!
>>34964017No, check it on google earth, the tin shed is still there. I assume they've opened it up and looked inside, but it's Iowa, so who the fuck knows?
>>34964056Nyoh my god.
<+RantingRavager> Something blew up. Fapangel and Maus are flirting. You can penetrate the sexual tension with a bad-dragon dildo
>people voting for all the optionsI'm going to take this as YOUNG REPENTS FOR NOTHING.Also the thread updater is so goddamn nice for running busy threads oh my god
>>34964091Also the thread updater is so goddamn nice for running busy threads oh my godwelcome to the future.Also>mfw 278 posts already.
>>34963807>My god, its not just because she's twelve years old - ALL eye-talians are this awful! I've been too hard on her!Pilot logic, everyone
>>34963807> Clearly we need to take revenge for poor abused Lefty and Righty... once we GET THEM SOME FUCKING ICE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Who's the best Frenchwitch?
>>34964248Everyone likes Perrine
>>34964091Trude is best witch
>>34964272There is another.
>>34964375> not cupcakeHannas are nice too
You look up at Minna through watering eyes. “You see? Eye-talians. EYE. TALIANS.” You shudder with disgust. “They can't be helped! They're just awful like that! You should clap that little harpy in irons!” Minna quirks a brow at you. “Irons? What, you want to throw her in the Tower of London?” “MY GROIN, WOMAN! IT CRIES OUT FOR JUSTICE!” “It can't be that bad-”“Wanna see the welt?” you ask, undoing your belt buckle. “We've got Yoshika on hand, so don't think that's getting you out of your responsibilities,” she says with a wink. That successfully shuts down your brain stem for several seconds as you cinch your belt tight again while you still can. From outside, another gunshot sounds, followed by a high-pitched yelp. Minna sighs. “I really should go fetch her.” She slips her thighs out from under your head... and slips, and slips, and slips, those silky firm muscular legs seeming to go on forever, yet ending far too soon. She runs her fingers through your short hair, her fingernails scratching your scalp and sending a lovely shiver down your spine, then strides towards the door. “Gonna go help her, or are you letting your girl face down the Italian Imbroglio alone?” Joe asks with a smirk. >I'm wounded, mac. I ain't hobblin anywhere. >I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here. >NAVY SAYS WHAT!? >Minna can handle that shitbird fine whatchoo talkin m8
>>34964473>>NAVY SAYS WHAT!?Fucking Navy faggot. THEY'RE ALL FAGGOTS.
>>34964473I should clarify that hobbling after Minna is an option.
>>34964473>>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here.
>>34964473>>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here.DIVISION OF LABOUR
>>34964473>>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here. >>Minna can handle that shitbird fine whatchoo talkin m8Honestly Minna would have more luck than Young would.
>>34964473>NAVY SAYS WHAT!?Navy Faggots!
>>34964473>>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here.Time for your own sexy lap-pillow
>>34964473>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here.
>>34964473>NAVY SAYS WHAT!? We should get the bars of soap and get revenge while were at it.
>>34964473>>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here. >>Minna can handle that shitbird fine whatchoo talkin m8Minna wrangles zucchini betterdue to tits probs
>>34964473>NAVY SAYS WHAT!?>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here.
>>34964473>Minna can handle that shitbird fine whatchoo talkin m8
>>34964437Close 2nd for me. Convince me otherwise, I'm willing to change my opinions.
>>34964473>NAVY SAYS WHAT!? Let's see how he talks after being shot by a training round in the groin at point-blank range.
>>34964473>NAVY SAYS WHAT!?THROW HIM IN TO THE BATHS!
>>34964473>>Minna can handle that shitbird fine whatchoo talkin m8She can fucking snap people in half with witchly super strength. She doesn't need some crippled gnome helping.
>>34964473>hobble after that fine ass redhead
>>34964562Because love trumps mere lust.
We need witch versions of Maus and Merc.This is non-negotiable.
>>34964473>“We've got Yoshika on hand, so don't think that's getting you out of your responsibilities.”Is she referring to our nightly responsibilities to visit Pound Town?
>>34964473>hobble after minna
>>34964473>>I've gotta talk to the littlest cocksuck, here.
>>34964473>Minna can handle that shitbird fine whatchoo talkin m8>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here.
>>34964629Yes. Our responsibilty to give her a child that isn't from cupcakeski.
>>34964473>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here. >Minna can handle that shitbird fine whatchoo talkin m8
>>34964603Are you saying the Lusty Nun is incapable of love?...but I do agree in some way. Explain more, and in greater detail please.
>>34964629There's a reason there are so many youngspawn in '89Minna wants the D. Hard.
>>34964612Maus as a witch. EOD by activating a shield and shooting the bomb. Fund it!
>>34960240The fuck?You mean I actually have to finish something I started over two years ago?God, what a dick.I had to go dig this out of my archive folder since I have been waiting until you came back to post it in a relevant thread. There were archeologists and dust involved. We lost some good men. Good to have you back.
>I've gotta talk to the littlest cossack, here.YOUNG'S ACHING BALLS DEMAND THAT YOU LISTEN TO HIM.
>>34964473>NAVY SAYS WHAT!?
>>34964677Well obviously. Nobody wants a soft dick.
>>34964655>>34964677Time to eat lots of fruit and keep well hydrated.
>>34964715Are...are you gonna finish the big group picture in front of the Widow?
>>34964715>drawfag is still alive>HE FINISHED THE BEST EVER PICTURE EVERbrb changing pants
>>34964715>he's flipping the double bird at the same timeAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA AHAAHAAH AAHA
>>34964715Absolutely lovely. Its nice to have everyone coming back.
>>34964774Almost every part about her caters to most of my fetishes.Georgette is nice and matronly, but there's something about Nungesser, man.
>>34964666There is love, and then there is adorable love. You get what I'm saying?
>>34964855dante go home
>>34964852dunno she has pretty lewd taste in nightware
>>34964890I like to imagine all heal witches have a thing for S&M in them. It just goes together so well.
>>34964907...Hooooo shit. Okay, a different set of fetishes. I'll acquiesce only that they are both different, but equally Best Frenchies.
>>34964929>implying Red will stick to just S&Mhue
>>34964964Well, maybe you shouldn't have gone with Janice then!
>>34964929I never said a thing about S&M, just lewd nightware.
>>34964964RED X RAIKOV OTP
>>34964989Fuck you. You can't spell Janice without Nice.
>>34964964red is so lewd
>>34964929She's just into rather mature lingerie.>>34964961Nungesser is the Passion, Georgette is the Romance.
>>34964929it's perhaps fortunate then that the closest healwitch to Frank is Goose. Maybe unfortunate for mav and youngspawn though...
>>34965080Agreed. I am happy we were able to come to dick-consensus.
>>34965004I've already got 3 things to do, 2 for 89 and one for planefag.Eh, I can always add to the pile of things to do. Give me a pairing.
>>34965091But if a witch likes S&M, then does that make her a healwitch? Or is this like Squares, Rectangles, Rhombuses, and other Quadrilateral special condition shapes?"Because some of Frank's witches have special shapes, if you know what I mean...."I feel dumb.
>>34965191Raikov and Red and pierce
“Haw haw,” you retort. “Why should I?” “You always let women fight your battles for you? Or are you afraid of a pint-sized wop?” Joe slurps his coffee loudly and squints at you.You narrow your eyes at him, not understanding his sudden baiting, and not much caring. “I'm supposed to take tactical advice from a swabbie?” Joe's big happy-go-lucky permasmile evaporates like the morning mist. “What? I didn't catch that.” “Am I,” you say slowly, slowly fighting into a very painful sitting position, “going to tell me I should take tactical advice from a bomber pilot so incompetent that if it wasn't for gravity, he couldn't hit the ground?” You can hear the tin handle of his cheap mess-kit mug creak from across the room. “Fuck me, son, you didn't even hit the right fucking landmass!” Joe Kennedy laughs again, a new, wider grin crawling over his face like a spider. “Wow. Wow, you sure got a mouth on yuh, doncha?” The dour NCO is sipping at his own coffee and glancing between you with the long-suffering look of someone about to play Dad again. “Now if you'll excuse me,” you say with as much decorum as you can muster, “I need to talk to littlest cossack, here.” “Sure,” Joe snorts, turning his back to you and picking up a newspaper from the bin near the table. “Talk to the commie cunt, see where that gets yuh, sure.” >Talk to Sanya>Talk to – the fuck is that supposed to mean!?>Talk to the FUCK did you just say? >Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Think.
>>34965191How about the night Young and Minna conceived Kitty?
>>34965191Rex and Ghost please.
>>34965224>>Talk to Sanya
>>34965091And another idea for the pile.
>>34965224>>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?
>>34965224>Talk to Sanya
>>34965200No, talent has nothing to do with fetishes, though I imagine someone somewhere would be studying that shit if it was common knowledge that a disproportionately high number of healwitches liked S&M. ....how did we get on this subject again?
>>34965224>Talk to SanyaSanya is olev.
>>34965224>>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?Oh no he didn't.... aw shit.
>>34965224>Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Think
>>34965191Ghostdiva x Rex
>>34965224>>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?WHAT.
>>34965224>>Talk to SanyaJoe is smalltime
>>34965224>>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?LET US COMMENCE TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE SWABBIE FUCK
>>34965224>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?TIME FOR BEATINGS!
>>34965224>Talk to the commie cunt>commie cunt>cuntCould have lived with commie or dirty commie but that? Nah.>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?
>>34965200>>34965286Come on, how can you become a healwitch without a healthy appreciation of pain and suffering?To cure what ails ye, ye must understand that which ails ye.
AND NOW, I PROUDLY PRESENT PLANEFAG'S FAVORITE POST FROM /TG/ http://archive.moe/tg/thread/32983486/#32992555
>>34965258>>34965246>>34965219They go on the pile.
>>34965246This. This is good.>>34965224>Talk to SanyaFuck him, he's smalltime.
>>34965224>Talk to – the fuck is that supposed to mean!?>Talk to the FUCK did you just say? There is a reason this is listed twice. Nigga here just stepped up on your fam. Time for him to get:> [x] Tyrannosaurus REKD.
>Talk to the FUCK did you just say? You talking shit about my cossack?
>>34965224>Talk to SanyaThe faggot will get his, we can plan it later.
>>34965224OH SHIT JOE YOU DONE IT NOW
>>34965224>Talk to the FUCK did you just say? Oh HELL NO! You do NOT insult our little sister like that you ass-backwards, pompous, over-educated, privileged rich boy fuck!
>>34965364I'm the guy that's writing for planefag.But there can only be one.
>>34965191Maus, Ghostdiva, MercCom x FapAngel
>>34965224>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?
Ya know, we could always throw him back to the Brits.
>mfw SWQ is happening
>>34965399Only if they are all witches.
>>34965286the better question is why did it take so long for us to get to this subject.
>>34965224>Talk to – the fuck is that supposed to mean!?
>>34965286ADD, /tg/, happenings, SWQ, and ADD
>>34965345Keep in mind, Kitty is the youngest of the Younspawn. So Young and Minna would have likely been in their mid-to-late 40s when she was conceived.What are the other stories you're doing?
>>34965450I leave that up to you to describe, unless you want descriptions.Situation: FapAngel is writing in her room. All three start contributing, getting more lewd as they continue.
>>34965514Maus contributing a 155mm piece
>>34965480Ghostdiva/Fronk for planefagSlider/Ice and Fronk/Wendy for '89
>>34965480Try late '50s
>>34965538With an Explosively Formed Penetrator, if you know what I mean.>>34965556You know you want to be moefied.
>>34965538Like that GuP doujin with the 37mm shell used as a dildo?
>>34965569God, I bet they had like a dozen spawn, given how pent up Mina is.
>>34965605MOVING TO MARS!
>>34965569That's physically impossible.
>>34965594>using a 155mm shell as a dildo
>>34965556Don't look at me man.>>34965450>Only if they are all witches.>They are all witches>all witchesNo exceptions
>>34965556You run a quest with magical girls on /tg/. Don't even pretend you wouldn't get turned on as fuck by reading fapfic about female you.You have the perfect level of narcissism and homosexual tendencies.
>>34965605A whole squadron of Youngspawn. Mother of God.
>>34965224>Talk to the FUCK did you just say?In the original timeline, Project Aphrodite killed Joe Kennedy.In SWQ, his own big fat fucking mouth killed Joe Kennedy.He talked shit about Sanya.HE. FUCKING. DIES.
>>34965619You're assuming they care about minor things like that. I doubt it.
>>34965538>Maus and 155mmthat nigga ain't arty
>>34965619Magic, man. Ain't gotta explain shit.
>>34965647He's EOD. I suppose he's seen his share of 155 shells in IEDs.
>>34965647155mm shells are common IEDs.
>>34965631Country Grown Shells
>>34965637Can you imagine what that house would have been like with 8 hyperactive young/minnaspawn in it growing up.
>>34965224>Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Think.No, no. We get Sanya out of here first. THEN we get our crew in on this. And the mechanics. And the press. And we tell them that Ol' Kennedy's Boy is at it again, calling Sanya such names that she just curls up in her room and cries herself to sleep.
>>34965619so is intentionally using magic to explode a light bulb on accident. That, however, has happened at least twice, and will likely happen again.
>>34965703Now add the possibility of cupcakeski spawn too. Yeah.
>>34965703Like, Minna spawned octuplets, or like one every few years?I'd imagine they'd start doing buttstuff to ameliorate the situation sometime after the 3rd.
>>34965605>When you finally meet Minna and Young in SW89, you see that she seems to be quite relaxed and not as tense as she looked in those old photos of her at Barin.>You also notice how tired and drained Young looks compared to his mugshots and portraits. But he seems to have this shit-eating grin perpetually plastered on his face.>They are holding hands quite openly as they chat to you in the hall.
>>34965748Every few years, odds are there was at least one set of twins though.
>>34965748i remember the old "young is president" shiti wish he was, it'd be great to watch him freak out in political situations, then punch someone important in the face and run away
>>34965741>FapAngel trying to write in her notebook, but very distracted.>Merc and Ghost furiously making out on stacks of papers, "Exchanging Ideas.">Maus lounging around nude, complaining about the heat.
>>34965619Witches. And Healwitch assitance. MAGIC YO
>>34965784Twin here, they would literally die. One set is nothing but pain and suffering. My parents didn't get a full night's sleep until my brother and I were 2 years old.
>>34965784>inb4 twins run in Minna's family>inb4 she just happened to be skipped and is the odd single
>>34965829>Minna has a twinThreesome time
>>34965821Maybe they had help in raising their brood from other witches? "Auntie" Cupcakes, Trude, and etc.
>>34965770>All of the 501st witches and their lovers at a 50 year reunion dinner>Minna excuses herself every hour or so>Young always excuses himself about a minute later>They both come back, a little disheveled>Everyone studiously ignores this
>>34965803No wonder we lost Vietnam
>>34965880I thought you said Young leaves every minute. >Did he just seduce the whole 501?
>>34965862It would be necessary.
>>34965908>young spawns a dynasty that will dominate American and European politics and militaries for generations to come
>>34965880>Bathrooms smell faintly of squid.>Closet doors are broken to fuck.>Mattresses are all damp and ripped up.>Stair banisters all slightly damp.>Walls all have holes and cracks in them.>Showers and faucets are running for some reason.>Washing Machines and Driers broken.
That last epithet whistles through the air and jabs its dart into someplace very, very sensitive. You rise from the cot, painfully straightening to your full height, and glare across the room at the smirking prick. “What the fuck did you just say?”“You deaf or something?” He flips his hand at you, not bothering to look away from his paper. “Go fuck around with your commie, see I I care.” He jolts in surprise as your hands come down on the lightweight folding table, making the whole thing bounce a few inches. You fling it out of the way, sending it clattering against the opposite wall. Joe rustles his paper with irritation, dragging it into his lap for support, still not looking at you. “Her dad's a Red, deal with it.” “Not that,” you grate through the aching welt on your groin. “That other thing you said.” “Cunt?” he says instantly, looking up at you with a completely empty expression, the eyes of someone with no interest in the noise you're making. “What of it? Everyone's talking about how she played tonsil hockey wi-” he's unable to finish before you've hauled him clear out of his chair with one hand balled in his shirt, your other coming back in a fist. “Do it,” you hiss as his hands jerk belatedly for the 1911 in the regulation shoulder holster most pilots wear; the pistol's on his left breast where he can't draw without you seeing or easily blocking it. “I dare you, motherfucker. Draw on me and you'll be brushing your teeth with a fucking broom, you hear me?”
>>34965941>Maintenance man is the most well payed dude on base, despite constantly losing his keys
>>34965989“Me?” Joe asks, his eyes completely empty, his tone bored. “Does your dad like his job?” “What!?”“Does. Your. Dad. Like. His. Job?” he asks, enunciating slowly for your benefit. “How about your mother? Do they like their life? Their financial security? Do they own a home, or just rent? Doesn't matter either way, really. For that matter, do they like owning or renting in the city they currently live in?” “Speak straight before I knock your mouth crooked,” you snarl, balling your hand up in his shirt. He stares you dead in the eye, completely unimpressed. “I'm asking if you know who the FUCK I am, little man. Because I know who I am – I'm connected, I'm rich, and I've got a long fucking memory.”>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE. >COUNTER. NAVY IS SMALLTIME. SMALLTIME!
>>34965803>President Young>Considered one of the most popular presidents of all time in the states for his down-to-earth views and general concern for the life of the average citizen.>Considered one of the most insane, confusing and inappropriate presidents by all the other countries for his bizarre habits whilst visiting.>Still considered relatively popular overseas for his habit of punching unpopular political figures unapologetically.>Any televised debate between Senator Young and his opponents had to be mediated by a professional boxing referee after he suplexed his opponent for calling on spending on education to be cut.>All of President Young's aides have various qualifications in martial arts and hand to hand combat. >All of them are ready to beat the crap out of him should he get out of hand, on the orders of his wife.
>>34965989DRAW SIR! I SHALL HAVE SATISFACTION!
>>34966031>>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.
>>34966031>>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.IT'S ON NOW, JOE.
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.Being rich means he can pay for the dental work he's going to need after this.
>>34966031>>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.
>>34966031>>COUNTER. NAVY IS SMALLTIME. SMALLTIME!YOU WILL GET YOURS LATER, NAVY FAGGOT.>NAVYWAIT, DON'T WE KNOW SOMEONE IN THE NAVY? SIC MACK ON THIS TURD.
>>34966031>>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.There is no other way this can end.
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE. DADDY WON'T SAVE YOU NOW.
>>34966031>>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.> threatening the man who just received an armful of medalsJoe's a special kinda stupid, isn't he?
>>34966031Why not both!>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE. >COUNTER. NAVY IS SMALLTIME. SMALLTIME!Parry and riposte!
>>34966031And how will it look when you attack a Medal of Honor recipient for protecting his squadron mate/little sister, and being backed by the CO? No amount of connections will save his ass!
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE. >COUNTER. NAVY IS SMALLTIME. SMALLTIME!
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE. "That's nice. I have more connections than you, and I saved your fucking life. You apologize, or you'll look like a hockey player."
>>34966031>>COUNTER. NAVY IS SMALLTIME. SMALLTIME!He is a shit of a man who thinks insulting and demeaning valuable allies (and friends) is a worthwhile pass-time.He can go screw himself. Just get him thrown out of Barin ASAP. We don't need his poisonous attitude and shitty demeanor.
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.Let's see if his daddy's pockets are deep enough to get him out of the trouble he's digging himself into now. Because while he's got connections and deep pockets, his family's made a lot of enemies over the years. Enemies that may consider this to be their one big chance to take their common foe down.
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.With >>34966071Call in some favors with the ranking Navy officer we know. We DID let him toss Maloney off his ship at gunpoint.
>>34966031>>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE."You're connected and rich, huh? Good, you are going to need some amazing surgury soon. Long memory? Excelent! Then you will remember for all time how not to talk about Sanya, you cum sucking squid"
>>34964799>IMPLYING I EVER LEFT.Alternate punchline>IMPLYING YOU CAN KILL THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE.>>34964779 I am now, but it will be a bit. Just be the 3 stooges unless I start feeling ambitious. Will be pissed if I have to wait another 2 years to post it though. In unrelated news, is there somewhere where all the art that was made for the quest got posted (besides my crap)? I keep seeing new stuff cropping up from time to time and my OCD demands satisfaction.>>34966043 Maybe. Lets see how this rolls out.
>COUNTER. NAVY IS SMALLTIME. SMALLTIME!Y'know, you start making threats, and suddenly, your gun just kinda explodes in its holster, and takes most of your shoulder, and neck with it. Tragic accident. 'I guess he just forgot to do proper maintenance on his guy, huh.' YOUNG JUST HAD A PRESS CONFERENCE WITH A GENERAL, FUCKER. YOU WANT TO STEP UP THE BIGTIME, SHIT-TALKER?
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.Connections? Connections won't save his Kennedy face or Kennedy hair. I still say we toss him to the Brits, they have long memories too.
>>34965537Wanna work together on this, lewdbro?
>>34966031We must call Joe a "bitch nigga."
>>34966031>AGGRESS. NAVY MUST LEARN ITS PLACE.Restraint went out the window for me when he insulted the Adorable Cossack.
>>34966126Deep pockets won't stop the brass from hanging the guy who attacked their newest hero. This included, Patton, Rommel, CO/girlfriend Minna, the Chief of the Air Force, XO of the USS California, and others. He is quite fucked.
>>34966143It was all in the archive when that was a thing.
>>34966176>XO of the USS CaliforniaCompared to the others in your list, Mack is pretty goddamn smalltime.
>>34966204Fellow MoH recipient, and an admiral resides on the vessel. He has some major pull here.
>>34966143Not as far as I know. It's mostly SW89 related, although PJW has picked up a drawfag of its own. People just save as they go.
>>34966226>and an admiral resides on the vessel.We haven't seen one yet.>Fellow MoH recipientI don't think you're understanding just how much pull Joe Kennedy has.
>>34966226Go away Dante.
I have the pics of the girls wearing aviators somewhere.
>>34966284>I don't think you're understanding just how much pull Joe Kennedy has.Nowhere near enough.
>>34966284Not that Aon, but Mack IS second-in-command of a BATTLESHIP. It has big guns and is nearby. Probably not the reason other Anon was thinking,
>>34966356More importantly, they're wearing PANTS
>>34966314>>34966356 Beat me to it, so have this instead.
>>34966311Sorry, you have wrong number! Thanks for playing!
>>34966348>second-in-command of a BATTLESHIP.What's he gonna do, lead a mutiny? The XO doesn't do shit without the captain telling him.
>>34966356aye, that's one, where's the other without the glasses?
>>34960240OH SNAP!!!!!! Planefag is back!!!!
>>34966348Not to mention our favorite MC has recently got in the good graces of its Marine detachment, and crew since we got Minna to allow them shore leave. Nothing scarier than a bunch of pissed of and well armed Marines!
>>34966390I dunno now. I'm tired. Brain not making sense anymore.Thank you planefag for returning SWQ to us. Night people.
>>34966419Here you go.
>>34966380Witches in pants are the best.
>>34966471why does this look horribly anatomically wrong
>>34966465Yes! Now someone needs to post the 'in the closet' one.
>>34966426I know dude, never thought I'd live to see the day.Now I want to know who managed to get all the shit required for his summoning.
>>34966471Amen.I could go for leggings, spats, thigh-highs, or any sort of leg-covering.
You take a long, sweet moment to appreciate that he's not just threatening you, or your growing stable of pseudo-adopted little girls, but your actual, genuine, flesh-and-blood sister and family and everything. You nod at him, your mouth in a grim, tight line. “Yeah, I know who you are.”Then you slug him right in his empty self-assured fucking FACE, releasing his shirt and letting him stagger back into the narrow counter with the coffeemaker. “You're a shitbag,” you say levelly, and dive in just as he swings around with the carafe in his hand. You jerk aside and turn your head at the last second, saving you from a faceful of shattered glass, but the scalding hot contents still splash over your face, burning you and forcing your eyelids closed in reflex. Reeling back with a snarl, you drop into a fighting stance and open your eyes just in time to see the dark muzzle of a pistol being leveled at your head. You stare at Joe Kennedy in wide-eyed disbelief. He stares at you in wide-eyed disbelief. The NCO pressing the revolver to Joe's head looks at Joe with lidded-eye hostility. “Mister Kennedy,” he says softly, “just what the fuck did you think you were doing?” “You witnessed it,” Joe says levelly, his breathing steadying again as he regains his mental feet, already analyzing the situation. “He instigated a fight, then attacked me. Crossed the room to attack me, even. Self-defense. I'm a high-value target and my father and family are no friends of the Communists, and he's consorting with one,” he says quickly and smoothly. “It'd stick.” A surge of terror bolts down your spine as you realize that Kennedy will shoot you dead the instant that NCO moves that revolver away – and quite likely get away with it. “Now, Mister,” Joe says levelly. “Take that fucking gun away from my head. I'll take this asshole to the MPs.”
>>34966490Cause it is.
>>34966471Airlift pls go
>>34966490Dirtyfox ain't known for anatomically correct images.
>>34966471why is her right eye noticeably lower than her left?
>>34966143>Will be pissed if I have to wait another 2 years to post it though.At this point Ghostdivision: 1. Will be meeting me in real life. 2. Knows my home address.3. Knows I'm out of reasons to NOT run SWQ.I welsh on pain of death.DEATH.
>>34966490Ogitsune (the artist) is many things, good at anatomy is not quite one of them.http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ogitsune_%28ankakecya-han%29
We have enough political and military clout right now that any action Kennedy takes will result in so much shit being thrown at him that his family will be forced to disown and distance themselves from him.We should let him know that. He wants to throw around how much money his family has, let him know that we have the political and military clout to see him shoveling shit at Leavenworth for the rest of his life and to drag his name and career through so much mud that he'll no longer be considered a Kennedy by his family.
>>34966544Wunderbar. Welcome back slave.
>>34966544> 1. Will be meeting me in real life. > 2. Knows my home address.Fapfic Anon and Lewdbro, you know what to do.
>>34966544>I welshSo am I.
>>34966498This one?>>34966593I think he means 'Welch.'>>34966560pls
>>34966508SHOOT HIM WHEN HE GOES FOR HIS PISTOL
>>34966508>“He instigated a fight, then attacked me. Crossed the room to attack me, even. Self-defense. I'm a high-value target and my father and family are no friends of the Communists, and he's consorting with one,” he says quickly and smoothly. “It'd stick.”>Communists tried to kill us not a day agofuck, he's right.
>>34966508The NCO chuckles. “Is that an order, Lieutenant?” “Yes,” Joe returns instantly. You stare down the long, dark barrel of that automatic, trying to summon all your gnomery, your super magic or failing that just your sphincter muscles so you don't shit yourself before you die. “Lieutenant,” the NCO says, his voice growing soft. “Lemme ask you a question.”“Just c-”The NCO leans in, aborting Joe's interjection by jamming his .38s barrel into Joe's ear. He leans in to speak soft and low. “Do you know who the fuck I am?” Now, at last, Joe turns to look at the NCO in full. With his free hand, he reaches into his jacket pocket, and produces a pin with a magnetic backing and slaps it onto his helmet. Joe looks at the five shiny brass stars, and his face goes pale. “Well, I know what your name is,” says the general. “Your name is MUD.”
>>34966508Speak with NCO: The girl he's insulting has been keeping us from alien induced death for months, almost dying several times. What has this shit bag done to save anyone?
Noum powah, activate.Also, now would eb the time for Young to go."Now, do you know WHO THE FUCK I am?"
>>34966619>Joe looks at the five shiny brass stars, and his face goes pale.
>>34966619>“Well, I know what your name is,” says the general. “Your name is MUD.”
>>34966593>>34966602No no no no no, no. No. No. Welsh. Definitely Welsh, I meant. Nothing is more lethal then Welsh. Just ask the Zulus.
>>34966602No :( This one!>Joe looks at the five shiny brass stars, and his face goes pale.Oh shit.
>>34966651Implying we wont recognise patton after his and rommel's antics around the damn place.
>>34966619Got any tickets to his court marshal?
>>34966678We just got shot in the balls.
>>34966616>fuck, he's right.AYEP>>34966511I love this picture more every time I look at it.
>>34966677THAT ONE.>>34966671Ask the French knights slaughtered at Agincourt, Crecy, and Poiters about the Welsh and their longbows.
>>34966706If communists tried to kill us not a day ago, how could we possibly be considered a communist infiltrator?
Well planefag, I've got to be heading to sleep now so I'm just gonna take the moment to thank you for returning. I had a blast this thread.
>>349666515 starts. Only one general had that many.Eisenhower.Supreme Commander.
>>34966706Damn Son! Welcome back! Sorry for being late and all. Is cupcakeisk still preggers with Young spawn?
>>34966726>logic>communists>StalinYou're talking about a man who murdered SIXTY PERCENT of the officer corps of the Red Army for reasons of political loyalty. You're talking about some of the most genuinely insane motherfuckers who ever lived. Trust me, they could make it stick.
>>34966747I'm in the band. We can only count to 4.
>>34966747>General of the Army>Supreme Allied CommanderDWIGHT D MOTHERFUCKIN' EISINHOWEROH SHIT BITCH NIGGA JOE YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
>>34966747>5 starts. Only one general had that many.>Only one>only>oneu fukin wot m8
>>34966724Conspiracy. Tiny Welshaboos from the future used their tiny time machines to replace each arrowhead with tiny guns that fired tiny bullets into the French knights.
>>34966747Not just one.
>>34966749Other way around, mate
>>34966773>implying that's still not dangerous as fuckWhy did the UK not use the Welsh to kill the enemy in Afghanistan and Iraq?
>>34966747Well I daresay Joe is about as fucked as whore picked up by one of his lil' bros secret service agents.
>>34966796We're too busy fucking sheep.
>>34966747>Only one general had that many.Woops, wait, sorry. Not the only one.There were 8 others.But the only one that would make sense to be in this theater would be Eisenhower.
>>34966747Actually, there are others. General George C. Marshal, head of the US Army in WWII, was above Eisenhower, and Then there was MacArthur in the Pacific.
>>34966798>implying Jack wasn't doing the fucking>>34966810Well, stop fucking sheep and get on murdering your country's enemies.
>>34966772Only one *competent* general, rather
Looks like we'll need a new thread soon.
>>34966750I'm going to have to argue with you over the insanity business. I do not think he was insane, all of his policy up through WW2 was reasonably sane. While yes, he did purge the officer corps, it was one of the few guaranteed methods he had of securing his place as the sole power in the USSR. Seeing as he saw no possibility of war with Germany, it is understandable why he took the risk with the Purge.Another thing to remember about Stalin was that this was a train robber who enforced his will upon an entire nation.
>>34966747TIME FOR AWESOMEHOWER
>>34966840>Only one *competent* general, ratherAnd today I learned that this man didn't exist.
>>34966619OFFICER ON DECK FULL OF GRACE HALLOWED BE THY BRASS SIR!
>>34966879I think that Anon means competent FIVE STAR general.
>>34966879Don't forget Marshall or that one Army Air Force dude whose name I can never remember.
>>34966879He's saying MacArthur was a fucking scrub, I think.
>>34966898Count the stars on Omar's shoulder, m8.
>>34966901Thats right, it could be Hap fuckin' Arnold
>>34966792Either way, it works for me.
>>34966927>omar in charge of not getting btfo at the bulge
>>34966927He wasn't a fiver in '44, though.
>>34966898Here's a nice piece of trivia for ya.There were four 5-star generals from the US during WW2. >>34966927Bradley was 5 star after the war
>>34966903MacArthur was a scrub. He didn't utilize his assets in the Philippines, lost them, got his ass handed to him by the Japanese, then abandoned his command. And to make it worse, he was given the MoH. He is a fucking scrub!
>>34966947Getting thrown back during the Bulge isn't a bad mark on his record.
>>34966970and yet he ended up in charge of Japan's reconstruction and likely why it's so messed up today.
>>34966508> no friend to the CommiesThe Nazis, on the other hand, were best buds with your Anglophobic, philandering shitsack of a dad. I wonder what people might think about that.
>>34967008Thank you for Strike Witches Quest, MacArthur. By fucking everything up, you contributed to this glorious ride.
>>34966970>MacArthur was btfo by locally superior forces and poor US supply lines. Still sent fighting men to their deaths.>Attempted to hold his poor position till the bitter end before command beat some sense into his thick skull.>Wanted to use the nuclear solution to solve the problem of who is the Best Korea.MacArthur was a bit silly.
>>34967018There's a reason Joe Sr. never ran for president. People knew that, and they did not like him because of it.
Does anyone have the '89 fapfics?
>>34967085http://pastebin.com/u/HORRUU-NEEEETOOH might be some of them, idk.
>>34967035>He had an entire air force at his command, let them sit on the runway instead of putting them on patrol.>Had perfect chance to better his positions on the islands, didn't react in time.>Had the most advanced shit the army had and more than enough warning, pissed it all awayTotal scrub
589 posts. Just like old times.
Joe Kennedy's hand begins shaking a bit as he fully and truly comprehends just how fucked he is. “B-b-but-” “B-b-but what?” the general asks quietly. “Do tell.”“Y-you're in the P-P-Pacif-”“If this is the Pacific,” he says, his voice dangerously soft, “Then I'm the goddamn shark. MOVE.” Joe moves, with the General marching him towards the door of the hut, the revolver still jammed deep in his ear canal. He stops him before the door and rips the 1911 out of his hand. “What did you think you were doing, you moron?” he hisses. “I'd think a glory-hound asshole like you read the papers once in a while. That man's saved that little girl more than once. Risked his goddamn life. He'd kill for her, in a heartbeat. And you threaten his family?” He shoves the gun, using it as a lever to smack Joe's head into the doorframe. The Navy pilot wisely remains silent. “If I had my way, you'd be headed for a fucking stockade right now. Instead, I'm going to use this politically, do you understand me? You're more useful to me that way. Be glad for it.”
>>34967160“I'm not going to fo-” Joe's voice breaks off as the KER-CLACK! of the .38 being cocked fills the room. Joe's head is now a fraction of a pound of pressure away from being ventilated, and he knows it. “I've got a pretty good feel of what I can make stick, too,” the older man says. “I'm pretty sure you didn't advertise your identity to the Home Guard boys that picked you up earlier, because the Brits hate your asswipe of a father and they would've come back with your 'recovered' corpse if half of them had a chance. So why don't you get the fuck out of here before I CHANGE MY MIND!” Joe gets, the lightweight door banging loudly as he makes tracks.The “NCO” wearily stumbles back to his chair and slumps in it, tossing Joe's pistol on the counter. He looks at the coffee maker wearily. “Did that jackass have to spill the coffee? Shit.” He rubs at his throat with a grimace. "Ah, I hate yelling like that." He glances sidelong at you. "What's up with you?" >AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GO>looking for a dishtowel ick ick coffee up in my business ick
>>34967119He doesn't keep them linked to that page. Here are a few thoughhttp://pastebin.com/79ZCE87chttp://pastebin.com/KYMqQ9Qu...and a few featuring bitchtits.http://pastebin.com/uKrG6CxUhttp://pastebin.com/YzUrPmdEShame he doesn't wright this kinda stuff anymore.
>>34967182>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GO>looking for a dishtowel ick ick coffee up in my business ick
>>34967182>AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD
>>34967131>Had enough supplies stashed on Bataan to hold for months since that was the original battle plan>changes his mind at the last minute and disperses them around Luzon to fight the Japanese on the beaches>proceeds to not fight the Japanese on the beaches>Army withdraws back to Bataan without most of its supplies and ammo and gas, leaving them behind for the Japanese>35K US and Allied men starve on Bataan as a result>Japanese were so weak at the beginning of the siege that if MacArthur had staged a counterattack he probably could have broken out>he hid on CorregidorGood going Dugout Doug.
>>34967182>>AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD
>>34967182>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GOI'm glad you back Planefag
>>34967182>>AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD>>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GO>>looking for a dishtowel ick ick coffee up in my business ick
>>34967182>>AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD>>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GO
>>34967182WHERE DID MY COSSACK GO
>>34967182>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GO
>>34967182>AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GOMy cossack my cossack the kingdom for my cossack
>>34967182>>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GO
>>34967182>>AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD>>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GOHow can we do both?
… MacArthur is in the house, motherfucker.We keep making the nicest friends, don't we? First the Witches (and sweet Minna), then Rommel, Patton, Stirling and the rest of the SAS, NIKOLA FUCKING TESLA…And now MacArthur himself.We make the nicest/craziest friends.
>AVERTING MY EYES M'LORD>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GOBased General is Based.
>>34967218Thanks for pointing out everything I missed. He really fucked up the perfect position for nothing! I will never understand why anyone thought it was a good idea to give him the MoH!
>>34967287He nominated himself for it.
>>34967259Is it Macarthur, though?
>>34967182>WHERE DID MY COSSACK GOSleep calls but I will say we missed you planefag, you glorious bastard. This better not be a cocktease or some kind of fucked up dream or afterlife, neither would be fun.
>>34967299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmh2hEt3Y0Why am I not surprised?
Oh shit, We'll need a new thread here soon!
>>34967299>>34967341Don't forget! He tried to block Wainwright from getting one himself, because Wainwright LOST. MacArthur wanted to court martial him.
>>34967186Second link is deleted. All there is is "Katya a shit"
>>34967336What other 5-star was in the pacific?
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
>>34967432OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?
You're staring at the empty cot where the littlest Cossack was lying quiet and prone not sixty seconds ago. “Where's Sanya!?” you exclaim with alarm. “She was right here!” “The witch?” the general asks, looking up. “She's... oh dear.” He clamors to his feet and follows you out the back door of the Quonset hut. You hear a wild, keening sobbing coming from somewhere ahead, spurring you into an all-out sprint for the source. You soon find Sanya curled up against a supply box, under a camoflauge tarp, bawling her eyes out and - “SANYA!” you cry, your hands darting out and seizing her wrists to stop her from yanking her hair out. She continues to sob, her tiny chest heaving so violently her breath is escaping with little “hic hic hics!” You pick the slender girl up entirely and cradle her against you, tucking her face against your shoulder. The general stands by awkwardly as you both wait for Sanya's wailing to burn itself out. “I'm sorry, General MacArthur,” you say softly, looking at the ground as you cradle the weeping girl. “If I hadn't lost my temper-”“Macarthur?” the man grins. “He's in the Pacific!”You stare at him.“Wat.”
>>34967367Total cuntsuckle, that MacArthur. He should have been fired in 1942 when he 'transferred' himself to Australia to 'command the Pacific'.
>>34967449I FUCIN TOLDJA
>>34967449>“Macarthur?” the man grins. “He's in the Pacific!”>You stare at him.>“Wat.”
>>34967381Oh whoops sorry bout that, forgot how butthurt feelthy was about that.I downloaded that particular story when it was reposted under a different title but I don't have any links to it I'm afraid.
>>34967461>He should have been fired in 1942 when he 'transferred' himself to Australia to 'command the Pacific'.No, to be fair to the man, he DID want to sit on Corregidor and die a "hero". FDR DID directly order him to leave the Philippines and transfer his command to Australia.
>>34967484Could you dump it in a pastebin?
>>34967449>“Macarthur?” the man grins. “He's in the Pacific!”>You stare at him.>“Wat.”I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO RELIEVED!
Who the hell is this?
>>34967498Sure here ya go.http://pastebin.com/wjVb8fsD
>>34967529Someone with access to magnetic stars and brass balls, aka someone to fear.
>>34967556>Upload this>Hit refresh button 60 seconds later>125 viewsFuck me you lot move fast on lewds.
The general grins at you wickedly and reaches for the pin on his helmet. Carefully prying at it, he removes – two stars, leaving three still on his metal dome. He shows you the backing. “Promotion still feels pretty new,” he says. “I usually don't wear these things – defeats the point of a GI uniform, after all – so I just stuck the magnets together so neither of them'd get lost.” He pockets the extra stars and nods at you. “General Omar Bradely, at your service.” You blink. “Didn't I see you at that award ceremony...?”“Probably,” he confirms, “but given the Martian psi-attack and all, I don't blame you or anyone else for not remembering.” He smiles a private little smile. “I imagine Joe's on the horn with his father right now arranging for all sorts of flak to be sent MacArthur way.” He grins very, very wide. “Never been on this side of the mess-making before. No wonder Georgie likes it so damned much.” He claps you on the shoulder. “I'll leave you two be,” he says softly, and walks away. You watch him go as you feel the unreality of the situation slide off your back. Now you're just another pilot on another base again, and the world is somewhat normal.Now you just have to deal with the almost hysterical Witch you're carrying around like a sack of potatoes.This is “normal” now. When did it all go wrong, Young? When did they start bouncing you? You look up to the heavens for answers and just find more English overcast. CHRIST.>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.>SANYA SPEAK TO ME! WE'RE LOSING HER!>How did this get here I am not good at Witch
>>34967556Fortunately, this isn't canon.
>mfw i realize i'm gonna have to go on an archive binge again to remember everything
>>34967595>>How did this get here I am not good at Witchmy fucking sides
>>34967595>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.
>>34967594>125 views>125... how many people are reading this right nowlike, this threadlikewhat
>>34967595>>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.
>>34967595>>SANYA SPEAK TO ME! WE'RE LOSING HER!
>>34967623we've missed you bruv'nah
>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.
>>34967595>How did this get here I am not good at Witch
>>34967595>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.Priorities first.
>>34967595>>How did this get here I am not good at Witchhow does this thing work
>>34967595>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.Get her safe, get her comfortable, give her a teddy bear, tuck her in. She needs a break.
>>34967595>SANYA SPEAK TO ME! WE'RE LOSING HER!>How did this get here I am not good at Witch
>>34967598>mfw I had to do this exact thing>mfw I read all my actual good moments and wondered if I could ever match that again>mfw I saw all my awful writing and egregious fuckups and wanted to suduku on the spot>mfw image limit reached
>>34967623Innumerable thousands, probably.You're return has been eagerly awaited by many anons planefag.
>>34967623Don't worry about it.
>>34967623171 now, you probably have a thousand or so fans of this quest.
>>34967623Dude, you're like the King of Quests.The other SWQs that spawned in your absence...were either absolute shit or not as good.
>>34967595>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.Hugs and cuddles time.
>>34967677I take offense. I love PJQ
>>34967623It's up to 188 now.
>>34967665We still love you, man.And that was actually BRADLEY?! Oh that sneaky guy!We made friends with Omar Bradley… I love this quest.
>>34967665Dude, we all fuck up, but we love what you do, so just keep chugging until you get it all back. Just have it ready for when I get out of basic, I need some good reads to look forward to!
>>34967677I'm going to be blunt, I like 89 a lot more than this.
>>34967636I assumed I had about 50ish regular readers on /tg/ in my prime. I think, maybe, I don't have a clue how many or how to count them. Aearff.
>>34967595>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.>>34967623SWQ was/is always popular as FUCK, and you just returned from a 1 1/2 year hiatus. Not to mention the spawning of at least a dozen offshoots.literally every quest reader on /tg/ is probably in this thread right now.
>>34967696Hey, did you do Ice's night like with Slider's fapfic?
>>3496770689 tastes differently from this, its kinda why I dont like it too much. 2serious5me, not enough bounce which is saying something when MC is tricked out.
>>34967722ANONS. REPORT IN.>Red Leader Standing by.
>>34967747>Red October Standing by
>>34967722You could set up a strawpoll at the start of a thread, and ask that everyone vote in it to get a census. And that would be on the conservative side.Plus, by doing it that way you can get the archive readers.
>>34967595>>Relocate. We need to nuture now, not interrogate.>>SANYA SPEAK TO ME! WE'RE LOSING HER!>>How did this get here I am not good at Witch
>>34967747Hawkbat One, standing by. Yub Yub, Commander!
>>34967677>king of questsThat'd go to Goushoujim-sama with Papa-N at second place.
>>34967747>Big Red standing by.
>>34967747LEWD LEADER STANDING UP
>>34967747>Red two standing by!
>>34967747>Red Rackham Standing by.
>>34967597fortunately, neither is your buttmad faggotry
CAPTAIN WE NEED GNU THREAD! QUICKLY WE IS OF SINKING!
>>34967772>Yub YubI can't believe he's dead.
>>34967737As much as I liked that one, sadly I can not take credit for that, for I did not write that.
>>34967706you liked dragged out romance routes? Honestly SWQ running good like this is hard to beat.
>>34967747>All checks complete and ready for battle. All craft follow Mobius 1
>>34967747Blue Faggot standing by
>>34967747Simply Red, Standing by
>>34967722Consider that you've gotten a LOT of good rep from both of your fantastic quests, on two different sites.Consider that even with only the "original" followers from 1 1/2 years ago, we still filled up threads like mad.Consider that these original followers most likely spread the word of your great and entertaining quests.Hell the fuck yes, you've got a big following.>>34967747Big Boss, Standing By.
>>34967737I didn't realize there was an Ice one.
>>34967799Do you have a link to it?
>>34967747Mobius 2 on standby.
NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PIANO PLAYS YOU! From now on we will use this marvelous thing called TWITTER so I can keep people updated on when I'm running quests instead of having to lock myself into a schedule ahead of time only to be forced into running when I'm grumpy because I had to get my thighs rotated or something. PLANEFAG'S AWFUL SHITTY FEED: https://twitter.com/PLANEFAGWe will be running again VERY GODDAMN SOON, at least twice more before the end of next week. Next time I'll set up a straw poll in OP out of pure curiosity, just for kicks. IT IS SO GODDAMN NICE TO BE ABLE TO COME BACK AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO GODDAMN MUCH FOR TOLERATING MY BULLSHIT ONCE AGAIN <3 <3 <3
>>34967789Someday, you'll actually write something of note that others get upset about.
>>34967773>Maid Quest was six years ago
>>34967747>Image limit reachedGoddammit you fuckersNimitz NECO standing by, nyaa
>>34967802Eh, despite that, I really do like the more...eh, I'll call it "realistic" for lack of a better word, feel to it.To be honest, (pun unintended), this quest focuses too much on HIJINX for my tastes.
>>34967747Red Fox standing by.
>>34967854Thanks for the thread, planefag! It was great to have you back.
>>34967854Damn glad you're back, PF.
>>34967864And that day, I'll think "Wow, that Feelthy cunt is a cunt"
>>34967854DONT FORGET TO RUN AWIY SOMETIMES TOO FFS!
>>34967854Pleased as punch to have you back planefag, truly a joyous day for /tg/.Also get ready for a fuckton of subscribers on that twitter account.
>>34967834Anyone have the link?
>>34967854Thanks for the thread fap angle, glad to see you back
thread is archived, remember to vote!
>>34967854You are a glorious man, Poliorcetes.
>>34967747Lewd Elf standing by.
>>34967854Thanks for being back Planefag. Your a great..thing.Also the amount of followers on twitter will be around 500 or so.
>>34967854Glad to have you back Gap an Elf.We missed you so goddamn much.
>>34967854Thanks for the thread made my fucking night.And fucking this >>34967884
MOG be mogging.And moved to tears of joy at this this new schedule.
>>34967854I'm bringing rum to AWA. you and I, we will get drunk and bullshit, yes?
God, just when I had given up faith. Thank you, planefag. Your antics are a curse and an inspiration for all. I have bought at least two fighter reference books because of your threads.
>>34967925We really did.>>34967884It'd be nice, yeah. Sweet Keine...
Holy Hell, it's been a long time!I have actually been writing in the mean time, so anyone interested in seeing more PBS?
some fuck screwed up the tags for the archive by adding _ in place of spaces, got to get LL to fix them.
>>34967968… Is there anyone who wouldn't?
>>34967871>40 AMRAAMS and 32 Agiles in single plane?!>T-there's no way they'd fit!>Wyvern confirmed for lewd.
>>34967968You'd better, you asshole.
>>34968009Do you have a link to the Ice fapfic? I'm trying to finish my collection.
>>34967706Of course you do. SWQ is... what it is. '89 is a much more serious and sober take on a setting that literally mashes up Strike Witches with War of the Worlds, something I didn't think was even remotely effing possible, but Ghost somehow managed. tl;dr '89 is actually writing, as opposed to this lunatic paint-huffing drivel I produce for sheer giggles. Incidentally, I actually ran a short (< 20 threads) quest a month or two ago that was much, much more serious, putting all my skill as a writer into it. It's probably one of the best things I've ever written. It had, at best, eight or nine regular readers, not counting archive readers. Let that stand as evidence as to the impact of a popular, established IP. I owe a LOT more to my readers than they owe to me, all things told.
>>34967987Fair enough!>>34968009Just reposting Chapter 14, I'm afraid.*Later in the Afternoon, January 2, 1943*What had started as the Second Battle of Gangut degenerated into an desperate uncoordinated brawl. Admiral Berustov had lost all semblance of controlling the flow of battle, and everyone taking part knew it. The Soviet battlelines devolved into disorganized mobs of similarly-sized ships, all trying to cover each other in the face of fierce Martian opposition. The American ships were fairing slightly better, but only because they numbered only three vessels:the California and the two American destroyers which had gravitated to protect their larger charge."What the HELL is going on?!" demanded Admiral Lee as he tried to make sense of the battle plot being supplied by the radar striker. "This is supposed to be an 'elite' Navy of the Soviet Union! They're the only ones with the goddamn Order of the Red Banner! Why aren't they acting like deserve they it?!""Berustov!" shouted Captain Stone over one of the California's salvos. "He took over after the last admiral got killed during the initial Martian invasion! He obviously wasn't the right man for the job!""Oh, OBVIOUSLY!" Admiral Lee somehow managed to give his shout a sarcastic tone. "I swear, I should have neve-"Te radar striker's eyes went wide and he hurriedly updated the plot."-so, THAT is where Baker went!" The admiral jabbed a finger at the new target. "He used that squall to break contact and move inside the fleet! Cocky son of a bitch, isn't he?""Maybe, maybe not," growled Captain Stone. "This is the sixth time I've seen a Martian ship use that little trick over the past year. I know we're not fighting the same squid over and over. Which means-""More proof the Martians have a vastly superior knowledge of how radar works. Great."
>>34967854Will the faggot ever return? I enjoyed that story's imagery.
>>34968037***Dreadnaught "Baker"'s sudden reappearance made the battle that much worse for Admiral Berustov and his flagship. Dreadnaughts "Able" and "Charlie" had maintained their fire while their third had broken in, and there were at least twenty of the little gunboats the Martians had fallen in love with running around throwing their thumper-mortars wherever they could. The result was a beautiful environment for the commander of "Baker": he found himself in perfect range for his masers to work to their maximum effect on the three heavy human warships, and for the moment the human fleet was totally out of position to stop him. He selected the one that seemed to be in overall charge of the human force and opened fire.The effects were immediate. The misting defenses on the Oktyabrskaya Revolutsiya did their job valiantly, but they were only barely holding against two maser systems. Under the withering gaze of a third at point-blank range, they began to falter. The bow portion of the system failed first, and for the first time in the battle the masers of a Martian dreadnaught were able to go to work melting the main armor belt of a human battleship.
>>34968033>Incidentally, I actually ran a short (< 20 threads) quest a month or two ago that was much, much more serious, putting all my skill as a writer into it. It's probably one of the best things I've ever written. It had, at best, eight or nine regular readers, not counting archive readers.oh? what was it?
>>34968033Which quest? now you have me curious and I want to read it.
>>34968050***"Sir, the October Revolution is in a bad place!"Captain Stone rushed to one of the tiny viewing slits in the conning tower. He could barely see the ship through the small slits and the smoke , but he only needed one glance to tell that it was true. "You're damn right about that! The bow is already starting to melt! God help him when he tries to turn... and the guns in the forward turret are starting to slag and droop! I hope that they-GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!" The gun crew had read Captain Stone's mind: they tried to fire a salvo before the words were out of his mouth. The shells had predictably lodged themselves fast and forced a backfire into the turret. As Captain Stone watched the flames lick out of the turret from every possible opening, he silently prayed that the men inside had at least died instantly."Do you think they'll manage to flood the magazines in time?" asked Admiral Lee as he joined the captain at the viewslit."Well, if they don't blow up in the next thirty seconds, we'll know one way or the other," he replied darkly. He stared out the slit for a heartbeat more before he cursed under his breath."Is our misting system at maximum? Good. Mr. Mackintosh, take her in! Cut across the enemy's bows and try and draw their fire!""Yes sir! Helm, hard left rudder!""Captain?""I'm not going to stand idly by and let the squids kill a human warship, Admiral. I don't care who it belongs to."
>>34967747>Purple Helmet Standing By
>>34967974>some fuck screwed up the tags for the archive by adding _ in place of spacesWOW what kind of retard does it take to fuck that up!? I mean like wow that's terrible, right? Amirite? Eh? Eh?>>34968043very much yes>>34967947CONFIRMED
>>34968067***The commander of "Baker" frowned, as much as a Martian could. One of the human heavy warships was rapidly changing course; apparently wheeling around to try and protect the flagship heavy. This was grossly out of line with how this particular faction of humans had been observed to operate. Still quasi-frowning, he toggled a zoom function in his forward cameras and set them to inspect the problem warship. It took him less than a second to notice the Bear Republic flag.“Forty-Four...” he whispered before finding his voice. “Fucking Forty-Four! What in all the Gods' names is IT doing HERE?!”“Warship Forty-Four?” replied the security officer. “Impossible. PsyOps reported that they sank it over 10 cycles ago.”“Well I guess they didn't do a very good job, BECAUSE IT IS RIGHT THERE SHOOTING AT US AT THIS VERY INSTANT!”“M-m-maybe they have several of them?” offered the radar operator. “Perhaps they are using a brother-ship to double for it after its loss? All they would have to do is find a new flag and paint a new number on it. Surely they would want to hide its destruction...”“If they could do that, the possibility also exists that our brothers in PsyOps hit one of those same brother-ships INSTEAD of fucking Forty-Four! Gods, do I have to do all the thinking around here?!”He threw a sustenance mug across the bridge for effect; the rest of the bridge crew instinctively flinched at the loud noise. “Signal the rest of the force: shift targets and focus all firepower on Warship Forty-Four,” he growled as he sank back into his command pod. “If PsyOps can't sink the thrice-damned thing, *I* will.”
>>34968033>Incidentally, I actually ran a short (< 20 threads) quest a month or two ago that was much, much more serious, putting all my skill as a writer into it. It's probably one of the best things I've ever written. It had, at best, eight or nine regular readers, not counting archive readers. As one of the archive readers it was great fucking read. And hopefully see more out of it down the line sometime.
>>34968058I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader~ I'm curious to see how many people will actually spot it if they're actually looking for it.
>>34968086***Things were heating up for the California. All three dreadnaughts had stopped firing on the Oktyabrskaya Revolutsiya in favor of the American ship, while her own 14-inch main battery hammered them back harder than they could give. Salvo by salvo, shell by shell, the California began to turn the tide. “Able” was holding at distance and “Baker” was still trying to drive in hard, but “Charlie” decided he had enough and turned to make for a nearby squall. This was the chance the human fleet was waiting for, and the battleship Marat jumped on it. With a quick turn, it brought all its guns to bear on the fleeing dreadnaught and began to rain death on it exclusively.However, while the California's misting system was much better maintained and better operating condition than the Oktyabrskaya Revolutsiya's, it was still only designed to protect the hull against maser attacks at range. It was only a matter of time before one got through at such a short distance.As it turned out, that one beam didn't hit the armor belt; it breached the area of high humidity right above the misters. And it did when one of the California's casemate 5-inch guns was pointed at the perfect reciprocal angle, right as they were ramming a fresh shell home; the 5-inch high-explosive warhead cooked off when it was only half-in the breech. The results were immediate and catastrophic.
>>34967866Maid quest was only a bit over 4 years ago.It's easy to remember because that was summer 2010, the summer everybody is talking about when they speak of summerfags.
>>34968111*** “I think we got their attention this time, sir!”“I believe you're right, Mr. Mackintosh!” yelled Captain Stone. “Bring her 'round again! We've got 'Charlie' on the run! Let's unmask our forward turrets and give 'Baker' anot-” He never finished his sentence. Before he could say another word, an explosion rocked the ship, and the conning tower erupted into chaos. “-what in Hell was THAT?!”He didn't have to wait long for his damage control personnel to come up with an answer. “Fire in the port casemate, sir!” shouted one of them as he tried to maneuver a copy of the California's damage control plan around the cramped conning tower. “Some squid asshole got a lucky shot and set off the ready-loading ammunition!”“What about the magazines?”“Last thing we heard from the ensign in command of the #2 gun was that he ordered them flooded,” cut in the gunnery officer. “We haven't been able to contact him since.”Captain Stone cursed. “God damn it all! What about the state of the fire?”“The fire teams are responding, but it was completely out of control before we could get in position; ammunition makes for wonderful fuel,” darkly replied the damage control officer. “What's worse,” he jabbed at the massive open galley between the port and starboard casemates. “I don't know if we can stop it before it spreads to the other side, sir!”
>>34968115I seem to remember '08 being the year of summerfagsGET OFF MY LAWN
>>34968134And those three letters translate into...what exactly?
>>34968140Captain Stone stared at the diagram for a second longer. “If we lose both casemates, we lose all ability to shoot back at these goddamn gunboats!”“And our anti-aircraft capability, sir! The 5-inch AA crews can only stay at their stations for a little while longer before their ammunition runs out and the heat forces them to abandon their guns.”“Then thank God the air has been clear of the Martian swarms today,” added in Admiral Lee. “Captain, it is my professional opinion that you need to evacuate those starboard guns now. We can replace the guns; trained veteran crews are harder to come by.”Captain Stone breathed hard. “Alright. Evacuate the starboard casemate, and secure al-” Once again, he was cut off by another explosion. Everyone in the conning tower knew what it meant. “Get them out of there! I don't care if they have to cut a hole in the deck, just do it! AND FLOOD THOSE MAGAZINES!”
>>3496814808 wasn't great, but it wasn't bad enough that they had to introduce Captcha to cut down on spam.
>>34968151Yume Nikki (dream diary) Quest, based off of the mindfuck game.
>>34967854Great to have you back and active, you fucker.
>>34968165***It was too much for a Soviet destroyer captain to handle. He had been racing towards the Oktyabrskaya Revolutsiya as fast as his engines could carry him ever since the one dreadnaught had managed to break into the fleet. He watched helplessly as his flagship (and his admiral!) was pummeled and slagged by the heathen Martian invaders, trading shots with the damned little gunboats the whole way. Now, almost dead ahead, he spotted a dark shape slowly materializing out of the mist the Martian masers were generating. 'And it's on fire!', he noted with glee. 'The admiral managed to at least damage this one!'“Come right!” he shouted as he picked up a voice tube. “Torpedoes! Fire a full spread to port on my mark!” 'At the very least', he thought, 'if we lose one of our precious battleships, I will be able to finish this bitch off and make the squids pay in kind!' “FIRE!”The torpedoes lept out of their launchers and raced towards the dark ship. The captain willed his fish on in the names of Marx, Lenin and Stalin, urging them to strike true...until the dark ship started to become more and more defined: A tall cage mast. Two sets of superimposed turrets. A graceful clipper bow.He had just shot torpedoes at the American battleship.'And they will never see them coming...' he realized with horror. The captain bolted for the bridge wing and started screaming at his crew to get off any kind of warning with a single motion.
>>34968115Yeah, i fucked up there
>>34968188***“Mr. Mackintosh! Come right and take her into the wind!” ordered Captain Stone. “We can't control the fires with smoke eve-”At that moment, it seemed like the whole ship jumped ten feet into the air. The sounds of explosions and rending metal filled the conning tower as everyone was thrown to the deck. For a moment, the ship was stunned.***Baker's commander practically jumped with glee as he watched the two towers of water crash back down. “HA! Suck on THAT, you unkillable whoresons!” He noted with even more enthusiasm that the much suspected human command node, a large metal cylinder that for some reason had its own misting system above the rest of the ship's hull, was starting to sink lower and lower into the range of his masers. He altered his targeting commands and keyed a flight of gunboats to press in an attack.
>>34968204***“What in the Hell...” groaned Admiral Lee while he dragged himself from the floor.“Torpedo impact!” shouted the damage control officer as the deck began to take on a noticeable tilt. “No...two of them! One hit forward, one aft! No word on damage, but the Engine Room has stopped responding to the sound-powered system!”“Sickbay reports it is filled beyond capacity-”“Port anti-aircraft batteries are being forced off from the heat-”“The radar room is reporting those last hits concussed the system out of commission! We're blind!”As each report came in, Captain Stone's face went whiter and whiter. His ship was dying before his very eyes.“Oh, to HELL with this!” he roared, making sure to avoid Admiral Lee's gaze. “Enough is enough! I'm not letting the squids sink my ship like this; signal our destroyers, we're pulling out!”Before Mackintosh could even voice an acknowledgment, a patch of the port side of the conning tower began to glow red. Time seemed to stop as that patch suddenly flashed white and then puddled into molten slag. Nobody had any time to react or get out of the way; two men right next to the patch were disintegrated instantly, while a poor doomed soul shrieked in agony as his face melted off his skull.“MASER! GET BACK! GET BACK YO-” roared Admiral Lee. However, over the screams of the dying officer and the freezing Baltic wind, a whistling sound grew louder and louder. Before anyone could turn to run for the bulkhead door, the Thumper shell impacted right outside the melted hole. The roar of an explosion filled the air, and Lieutenant Mackintosh's world went white.
>>34968224And that's all for tonight! I should have a new chapter for the next thread. Here are the pastebin links:http://pastebin.com/0SzwpweQhttp://pastebin.com/u/dante41Any questions/comments/hatemail?
>>34968252I like you, you can come to my house and fuck my sister
>>34967854All Hail the Planefag! I knew my faithful belief in you would be fulfilled!
>>34968252I'm going to bother you for updates every single day until you like it.
>>34968252Since some one else said you can fuck there sister. You can fuck my grandmom on life support.
>>34968273You mentioned an Ice fapfic earlier in the thread. Link?
>>34968331shhhh, silly anon. such a link does not exist
>>34968331There's even more that has been lost due to the board going down.Kota fix the fucking board already
>>34968382Kota doesn't even update his quest and you want him to fix the board
>>34968489That's been dead for years.
Anders sat patiently on the hardwood bench outside Commander Deitlinde-Wilcke's office. As he changed his seating position for what felt like the twelth time since he'd sat down, he began to wonder if maybe these benches were decorative. That or they were meant to prevent anyone sitting in them from ever being comfortable. The battle outside had died down considerably after sunset. By now it was downright peaceful, with only the occasional outburst of Triple-A reminding anyone that a war was going on."You're better off standing." A voice said from up the hallway, a jovial southern drawl. Anders paused his fruitless search for comfort. Another man- from his swagger another pilot- had exited the stairwell to join you outside the Commander's office. "Believe me- I've been up here enough to try." Anders sat up as the pilot took his place leaning against the opposite wall. He casually reaches into his flight jacket and retrieves a pack of Lucky Strikes. "Smoke?" He offers, holding the pack out to you.Anders shook his head, taking the other pilot's advice to stand. "I'll pass." He reached out to offer a handshake. "Lt. James Anders, 48-512th Joint Strike Squadron out of Alexandria. What brings you up to the principal's office?"
"Lt. Charles Yeager. 401st Joint Strike Squadron- Barin. Pants a witch earlier today. Well, twice that they can prove." He said so casually that it made the act seem downright normal. "Also I might've boobytrapped her door with a bucket of water, but there's no way to prove that was me. You?""Emergency landing after I rammed a gliderbomb." Anders said, easily mimicking his casual tone- its a time-honored pilot's tradition to describe the most fantastic of acts in much the same way that one would describe shaving or pouring coffee.Charles hold sup his hands. "Alright. You win, friend." Anders leaned back against the wall- victory was the sweetest nector. His post-one-up glow was interrupted by the heavy wooden door opening. Genie appears out of the doorway, affixing Yeager, and then Anders with her usual disdainful look. "Minna wants to talk to you. Try not to embarass me."As soon as she's out of earshot, Charles leaned foreward and pat Anders on the shoulder. "Well, good luck with that." He says with a wink.
Commander Minna Deitlinde-Wilcke sat at her desk not even making eye contact as she read through a stack of paperwork. Her reputation preceded her- tales of Barin Anti-Aircraft opening up on friendly fighters trying to land at Barin. Anders wasn't about to test that reputation, not yet anyway; she hadn't offered him a seat so he'd remain standing until that happened. "Lieutinant James Anders." She finally states, letting the address hang in the air like a burst of flak. "San Fransisco, California. Age twenty-one." Commander Wilcke continued reading from his file- he took a moment to marvel at how it got here this fast- he'd landed barely an hour ago. After a few more seconds, she finally addressed him directly. "What are you doing on my island, Lieutenant.""Emergency landing, Ma'am." He stated crisply, staying at attention."There was an emergency field on the mainland only a few miles away- why did you not divert there as you were initially ordered?" She continues calmly. Anders didn't like this- she was trying to get something that she can hang him with. "My aircraft was severely damaged- I lacked the altitude to make it there safely. At the time my options were to land at Barin or ditch into the ocean." He continued. Short, factual answers- he wasn't going to give her anything she didn't specifically ask for.
She was quiet for a few more moments before looking "You fly an unpainted P-38 Lightning?" She finally asked."Yes, Ma'am." It was a rather distinguished feature- the other planes in his squadron had been painted desert tan.There's another long pause. "Have a seat, Lieutinant." She said, motioning to one of the large plush chairs in front of her desk. He immediately took a seat in front of her. "You were credited with two kills on martian glider-bombs."Anders felt a bit safer now. "Yes Ma'am. They were both heading for Castle Barin. I reasoned that Barin was the command and control center for our forces during the battle. It was therefore imperative that those glider bombs were defeated before they could cause damage.""Was your plane damaged before or during that engagement?""During. The first gliderbomb detonated after I shot it down." Anders tried to find an professional way to phrase the second part, but failed. "At that point I was out of ammo so I... I hit the second one." He said. "...With my plane. My wing and engine were damaged in that attempt."
Commander Wilcke was quiet for a moment, continuing to read what Anders assumed were third-party accounts of the engagement. She finally closes her eyes, pinching her brow as she sights. "Another one, dammit. Just what Barin needed..." She mutters."I'm sorry, Commander?" Anders said, a bit confused."Nothing, Lieutinant." She takes a breath and, for the first time in the conversation makes eye contact with you. "I'd like to thank you for your service in protecting Castle Barin. I will instruct our maintainance personell to have your Lightning in flyable condition by tomorrow morning so you and Lieutinant Bishop can return to your squadron as soon as possible." She folded his file closed. "You're dismissed." One night. Something popped in Anders head though- Genie's sister is stationed here, and she's got barely twelve hours to visit, assuming she even sees her. Dammit, Anders. "Ma'am?" You say, not yet getting up from the chair. "Actually, I had a request."She stops, and looks at you. "No."
>>34968513I'm well aware.>>34968436asked what board >>34968382meant, so I answered him.
Anders steeled himself- Minna Deitlinde-Wilcke was about as intimidating a witch as they came, but Genie only had this one chance. "Ma'am- We had a coastal garrison on the Med- it was an old French fortress in Algeria. Its momentum carried it through a four-foot concrete wall and thirty feet into the fortress before it detonated." He shook his head- he'd flown over the fortress the next day. "There was nothing left of that fortress. Just a big hole in the ground- they found debris, personal effects... body parts... half a mile from where the walls were." You stare at a point just under the top of her desk. "It took two weeks to get an approximate deathtoll- they had to get records of who was stationed there- They still don't have a full number." He took a deep breath. "Considering that fortress wasn't all that much smaller than Barin and of much less strategic importance..."Commander Wilcke narrowed her eyes at Anders. She glared bullets at him, as he sat there, but he didn't budge. Eventually, though, she cracks with another loud sigh. "What is it, Lieutinent?""Lt. Bishop has a sister stationed here." He stated bluntly. "It is my understanding that they haven't seen each other in some time." You look Minna in the eye. "I think that she deserves more than a single night. I'd request that you allow her to stay."Minna stares at you like you've suddenly grown an extra ear. "I'm sorry?"
"I'd like Lt. Bishop to have time to visit her sister." You repeat simply.Minna thought for a moment. "Lt. Anders, I'm deeply grateful for your service today. You saved Castle Barin and everyone within it. But witches are already seen to 'take care of their own.' If I were to allow Lt. Bishop to stay it would appear to some as though she recieved favorable treatment for being a witch. I'm sorry, but...""Then I'll stay as well." He interrupted. "Call us a liason- I don't know.""I'll see what can be done. But I won't guarantee anything.""Thank you, Commander." He said simply and professionally. "I know if my little brother were here, it would kill me if I didn't get to spend more than a few hours here." He began to stand up and excuse himself."Lt. Anders, one more thing." She said with a motion back to the chair. "Taking out those Gliderbombs was bordering on suicide. I'd like to ask what posessed you to take the course of action you did.""Barin's a major asset- a Witch roost." Anders said after thinking for several seconds. "I'm just one pilot- one plane. There's thousands more where I came from, but there's only one Barin.""Everyone thinks that Witches are aloof- that we don't care about the men fighting with us... " She sighs. "You're not disposable, Lieutenant- don't ever believe otherwise. And don't ever think that the witches you fly with see themselves as any more important than you." She affixed him with a hard stare. "Don't ever think that a witch wouldn't put their life on the line just as readily as you put yours on the line today."Anders really didn't have a response. "Ma'am." He said in acknowledgement. "You'll be informed by tomorrow morning of the situation." She nods politely. "You're dismissed."
http://pastebin.com/Y9LCt9kWAnd the rest of Thunder and Lightning...http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCIIt just ain't SWQ without the rest of the writefags that come with it.
>>34968666sure thing, SATAN
>>34967854YOU HAVE MADE MY YEAR!>That face when there for the original threads many moons ago>That face when hoping against hope that fapangel would return.>That face when return home from shitty day to GLORY.Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>34968724Our patience has been rewarded!
>>34968732And I can finally rest.
>>34968744No you can't, not until you force him to chaing himself to his computer and keep writing it forever and ever on pain of NAMBU
>>34968744I have a 1/48 scale black widow that has been waiting for this moment.
>>34968744No. QM always with the sound of anons screeching for lewds buzzing within your skull, their posts gnawing at your eyeballs forever and ever!
>>34968744Ghostdiva lewds soon
>>34968033Capitalist quest or Peasant quest?