After the walls of Castle Misogyny fell to the forces of righteousness, it took no time at all for the Politically Correct Crusaders to spread all over the civilized world. You were taught by the Revisionist Histo-Monitor that the righteous women and their white knights were central in the revolution and subsequent dismantlement of the major world governments.The PCC managed their takeover due to a discovery of a new power source. Hypocritium. Able to be harnessed by the Politically Correct Crusaders more effectively than any other group, they swiftly shut down the government in the USA and Europe.30 years on, they have transformed society. A utopia has formed, where none want for anything. The world outside is harmonious and prosperous. It is the peak of human civilisation, and more than anything else, it is the correct way to live. The women rule from the peaks of their ivory towers, and the men work for them.Or so you’ve heard. You've never been outside.Your name is Gordon. Being unassigned to a mistress, you have no last name. You are currently in the A. Burch Education and Re-educational Correctional Facility in the capital of England, New Boudicca. As a 13 year old white, cishet truscum male with a privilege score of 126.8, you’ve been taught that you are the evil oppressing the women in charge and have thus been contained in isolation for their safety. Why, if you saw a woman, you might enter a male rage and rape all women around you, or even literally rape them by saying something that they don’t like. Your life is your clean, white cell. They drug you through your food to knock you out before sending people in to clean, and you are taught the core subjects through your monitor. English, Anti-racist Maths, Women’s studies, Women’s history, Philosophy, Anti-religion and Privilege studies.
>>35024657But that is at it’s end! Sweet freedom calls to you! Tomorrow you will be free from your 7ftx7ftx7ft cell. Tomorrow, you will be able to see the wonders of outside! Tomorrow, you can volunteer for one of the jobs men are permitted to do to get a feel for your future.Which job do you wish to try out?>Guard Duty as one of the Order of the White Knights.>Miner in the Hypocritium Mines.>Cleaner/Servant in the tower of a lesser Mistress
>>35024669>Miner in the Hypocritium Mines.inb4 OP gets banned
OP if something happen leave a post on https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35024657/ you can generate your trip there like how you do here
>>35024669>>Guard Duty as one of the Order of the White Knights.We've been inside all the time, and the other two imply even MORE being inside.
>>35024669>>Guard Duty as one of the Order of the White Knights.
>>35024669>>Guard Duty as one of the Order of the White Knights.Let's body-rock OP.
>>35024669>Guard Duty as one of the Order of the White Knights.>Anti-racist maths
>>35024669>Miner in the Hypocritium Mines.Gotta get Miner-Swole
>>35024657guard duty! fastest way to get some weapons and start fucking shit up, it would seem.
Guard duty wins.Writing now.
>>35024855Post twitter so you can keep us updated if they ban you or something.
You tap the >GUARD DUTY option on your interactive monitor, and the system asks you if you’re sure of your selection 20 or so times before it finally accepts your decision. By the time you’ve finished, food has been inserted into your cell. Green-tinged nutrition soup! Your favourite! It’s much better than red, yellow, or the horrid pink flavours.As you sip your grey-green nutrition soup, you detect the faint tang of the sleeping agent that they use to put you under. Glee fills your core slightly before the drug does, and you pass out peacefully.You wake up in a pristine white limo, dressed in stiff and uncomfortable clothes. The ash white gender-neutral blazer and coal black gender-neutral shirt & skirt are somewhat familiar to you. It’s the uniform for the White Knight Tranee corps. The system recognized your choice! You’re off to the live training for the White Knights.Despite the large number of seats in the transport limo, it is utterly empty. The only sound is the breathing of the driver and the quiet rumbling of the electric environmental friendly engine as you rocket down the road at the neck-breaking speed of 16 Miles Per Hour.How do you pass the time?Pick one. Or two. It’s a pro choice society.>Brush up on your White Knight History. You might be quizzed on the 4 Great Heroes.>Gaze at the cityscape through the tinted windows.>SOCIAL ACTIVITY! Try to talk to the driver.>Other (Write in)I'll do the twitter now while I wait for votes.
>>35025036>>Brush up on your White Knight History. You might be quizzed on the 4 Great Heroes.
>>35025036>Brush up on your White Knight History. You might be quizzed on the 4 Great Heroes.Then>Gaze at the cityscape through the tinted windows.
>>35025036>Gaze at the cityscape through the tinted windows.
>>35025036>Brush up on your White Knight History. You might be quizzed on the 4 Great Heroes.Maybe we can become a great hero someday, too!
>>35025036>>Brush up on your White Knight History. You might be quizzed on the 4 Great Heroes.>>SOCIAL ACTIVITY! Try to talk to the driver.We need to be socially acceptable in this type of society, we must fake our intention and get information about the enemy.
>>35025036>Gaze at the cityscape through the tinted windows.>SOCIAL ACTIVITY! Try to talk to the driver.
>>35025036>SOCIAL ACTIVITY! Try to talk to the driver.probably haven't talked to anyone in years, right?
>>35025207Ever, actually. This is the first human you've seen that isn't on a monitor that you can remember. Looks like History and Social Activity win.Writing now.https://twitter.com/FDysQuest
>Other>Ask what our monetary compensation might be
>>35025335>Implying you get paidYour compensation is the knowledge that your feminist overladies are pleased with you.
I normally am not into quests, and I usually veer away from the sjw bullshit due to the shitstorms that ensue on either side, but this enthralls me.
>>35025457Good, the brainwashing is already taking effect.
Who are the 4 Heroes?
>>35025806moot is one of them obviously
>>35025806>Who are the 4 Heroes?Anita, moot, Zoe and Zuckerberg.
Sorry for the delay. I have no notes and just had to write up some backstory real quick.You’re so excited you nearly cause yourself to pass out again. I mean, By Sarkeesian, there’s an actual person! In here! With you! Driving a car! Outside! But no, this isn’t the time for sleep or losing yourself, Gordon! It’s the time for work. You have to prepare.You quickly go over the history of the order. They may quiz you, and you can’t fail any hypothetical quiz. You don’t know what they do to jobless men, but it can’t be that good.
>>35025850======================The Order of the White Knights was created in 2016, and the 4 who created it were some of the most talented and least sexist/racist/misogynistic/transphobic/truscum/heterosexual/Alt 224 men who ever lived. The four Holy Virgins. The four Heroes who entered the Deep Web and dismantled Castle Misogyny and the evil overlord that dwelled within, The Patriarch.Anthony Birch - Master of disguise. A bisexual trans-Jewish Skagkin. He lived in a open relationship with his wife, and was known for his ability to crossdress. He was said to have seduced the men of Castle Misogyny and break open the gate for his companions.Marcus Threadenpork, Exalt of Nodd. The first supporter. Despite being the first to volunteer for self-immolation due to his white cishet disposition, he was the most loyal of Empress Sarkeesian’s forces. It is said his shined head blinded his enemies with his gross incandescence.Robert Chimpman - The Animal Man. A homosexual cis apekin, Chimpman was known for his massive size. The weapons of Castle Misogyny bounced off of his hide as if it was solid steel. He managed to hold down The Patriarch, as well as his allies, The Concept of Egalitarianism and The Physical Manifestation of Cis-Bonds in Pharmaceuticals. Gregor Costikyanikovitchenberg- Master Duelist. Little is known about this man.. He never spoke, swearing a vow of silence after the assassination attempt on the Empress. He was said to be a superb duelist, and would happily 1v1 anyone in real life who dared to insult a woman on his watch. His sword skills were unmatched, and he died a quiet death, undefeated.Those four heroes are the ones who defeated the Patriarchy on behalf of the Empress. The ones who saved the world. All who identify as men whilst being born as men must aspire to be as one of the four. For they are the exemplar for all cis men. - Book of Equality (Quinnius 7:11)===============================================
>>35025923Your years are seriously fucked up, this is 30 years after, not 300.
>>35026031That's Racist Maths, anonymous.
>>35025923>It is said his shined head blinded his enemies with his gross incandescence.
>>35025923You can only hope to aspire.You breath a sigh of relief. Your memory is perfectly functional as normal. You're going to ace that hypothetical tets. Now, onto the next item of business.SOCIAL ACTIVITY! You haven’t had anyone to talk to, ever. The only person you’ve ever met was your trans male wet-nurse servant Stephan, and you couldn’t even talk properly then.“Uh, Hello driver. My name is Gordon. I am a cis heterosexual male who prefers to use the pronouns He/his/him. What is your name and pronouns?”The driver is clad in white from head to toe, and speaks in an accent familiar to you. The monitor spoke of this, he/she/zi must have learnt english from a middle eastern person. That would explain the Burqua.“I’m Rasheik. I’m a Black/Arabian bisexual trans-male scorpionkin. And I’m watching you, Cishithead . You better call me by my proper pronouns, Zee/Zi/Zo/Zum, or I’ll get the Knights on your white ass. Now, what in the name of hypocritium do you want?”>What say? Or just sit in awkward silence for the rest of the journey to stop yourself from accidentally raping zi with your words?
>>35026031Agent of the Patriarchy Resistance detected.Calling local privilege regulator.
>>35025923>Gregor betrayed usAll is lost
>>35026066But we are a knight, aren't we?"I was wondering if there had been any assaults upon your presence which had not gone reported, an aspiring guard in the order of the white knights must seek out the hidden victims of sexual assault."
>>35026066>C-can I touch you?
>>35026066Ask zee for tips on how best to avoide [TRIGGER WARNING] raping [/TRIGGER WARNING] zo and anyzum else.
>>35025923>GregorNo way would Gregor take sides in politics.
>>35026146Why would you ask that?Were you planning to do it? Why are you trying to evade it Cis scum?>>35026111Second
>>35026066>"I was wondering if there had been any assaults upon your presence which had not gone reported, an aspiring guard in the order of the white knights must seek out the hidden victims of sexual assault."
>>35026210>Were you planning to do it?Everyone knows cishet scum males are always one subconscious show of privilege away from raping the whole world at any given moment.Why are you trying to evade it Cis scum?No one deserves to be raped, anon. Unless its a white male, because that's equality.>>35026108>>35026199Clearly Cokeface Sessler was the real Fourth Knight but they wrote him in as Gregor in the history books to demoralize the Cathedral of Misogyny. R-Right?
>>35025923>Robert Chimpman - The Animal Man. A homosexual cis apekin, Chimpman was known for his massive size. The weapons of Castle Misogyny bounced off of his hide as if it was solid steel. He managed to hold down The Patriarch, as well as his allies, The Concept of Egalitarianism and The Physical Manifestation of Cis-Bonds in Pharmaceuticals.IS this a bob chipman reference? Like movie bob? I never got a heavy social justice warrior vibe from him. Sure his thinking can get a little progressive at times, but nothing beyond the tolerable range.Let me know if im missing anything though. I really only watch escape to the movies.
>>35026670“I-I was just wondering. I know I’m endangering you just by being, but I have to know. Do you have any tips on how to avoid literally -” You stop for a second. Remember, Gordon. Remember the trigger warnings! You shout “TRIGGER WARNING” at the top of your lungs, and Rasheik shudders suddenly. The car swerves side to side, nearly crashing into numerous other cars on the motorway as zee nearly loses control. She manages to recover, and you finish. “R-raping people. A-and being raped, I guess. I’m new to this ‘Talking’ thing and I don’t want to hurt anyone innocent.”Zee actually scoffs a bit at your comment. “Ha, don’t be silly. What’s your privilege score? It’s gotta be at least over 100.” She’s right. 126.8. “Everyone knows that people with a privilege score over 100 can’t be TRIGGER WARNING raped. Hell, no jury will convict someone with a score over 90. As for raping others? Just keep quiet and don’t dissent, to avoid TRIGGER WARNING raping a woman with your words. Try not to think too hard, or the independent though alarm will peg you for TRIGGER WARNING raping everyone with your words. And don’t worry about TRIGGER WARNING raping people with your TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING penis. The Knight’s will take care of that soon.”You stare at her, trying to absorb the information. So keep quiet, no independent thoughts, and the rest will be taken care of. It seems a little too easy. How can any man TRIGGER WARNING rape a woman when it’s so easy to avoid rape. “Well, Rasheik. Have you ever been T-TRIGGER WARNING raped? I-I understand if it’s hard to talk about it, but as an aspiring white knight, I have to know so I can defend you both over the New internet and in reality.”Zee goes silent for a bit.“Pollack42069. He tried to rape me over the internet and sent me death threats on my Tumblr page.”
This quest looks interesting.What the fuck just happened?
>>35026759You swoop and swerve around several cars as Rasheik goes into a long rant about how that white cishet asshole was literally TRIGGER WARNING raping zher by not using the correct pronouns and saying that her suggested policy of cleansing the male semenslaves every three years instead of every 5 was ‘immoral.’ The rest of the journey passes in relative silence. You sneak a peek outside. Yonic pits dotted the landscape, with clusters of white towers concentrated at the tip of the oval. Most of them were the holes where most men lived. Being underground saved time when it came to walking to the mines, after all. The matriarchs and their blessed servants lived in the towers, the luxury as merely the most minor of reparations for millenia of oppression. You could have lived there. As a Janitor working for free, cleaning the toilets of your overlords. Or a windowcleaner. Or even living artwork, or a chef. Any of these jobs could have been yours, but they just didn’t call to you like white-knighting did. Defending just /called/ to you like nothing else.
>>35026575literally watch his first Big picture or read any of his articles, or his twitter.also wtf like 12 deleted posts
>>35026778You’re jolted by the roughest crash you’ve ever felt. The collision of two vehicles going at 10 miles per hour nearly knocks you out. The glass of the window to your left is shattered completely. Right ahead is the academy, and it’s in chaos. Rashiek is out cold, and the knights are trying to fight a /thing/. It’s huge, easily 8 feet tall. It’s composed of nothing but tanned, almost orange muscle. His shirt is cut up, but you can make out the words ‘SWOLE 2 CONTROL’ on the tanktop. The swords of your soon to be knight-brothers bounce off of his huge thighs, and the creatures screams in annoyance.“EH MANG. WUTTAFUK MANG. DASGAY MANG” Rashiek is down in her protective hugbox. There are several large shards of glass on the floor. There is some scrap metal just outside your car, from the collision.Pick one>Grab a shard of glass, it’s better than nothing.>Grab a hunk of plasticated metal. It’s no Hypocritiumsword, but it might do some damage to that thing.>No weapons, you might hurt somewoman.Pick one>Try to help out Rashiek. You’re not a Knight, yet and she looks like she could use some help.>Report to the commanding officer, get a sitrep.>Go straight after that thing, time is of the essence!
>>35026795>No weapons, you might hurt somewoman.PUNCH THE BASTARD>Go straight after that thing, time is of the essence!
>>35026759>And don’t worry about TRIGGER WARNING raping people with your TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING penis. The Knight’s will take care of that soon
>>35026795>No weapons, you might hurt somewoman.>Try to help out Rashiek. You’re not a Knight, yet and she looks like she could use some help.
>>35026795>she looks like she could use some help.YOU USED THE WRONG PRONOUNS YOU RAPISTUse the glass and charge the Zyzzspawn
>>35026822>Grab a hunk of plasticated metal. It’s no Hypocritiumsword, but it might do some damage to that thing.>Report to the commanding officer, get a sitrep.
>>35026851>>35026795quoted wrong post
>>35026848SHIT.That should be Zhee looks like Zhee could use some help.Sorry for the long post times. My connection keeps flagging and I'm running out of fuel. I'm going to pop out to grab a sixpack, refuel and re-energise then get back to writing.
>>35026795Aw fuck we're fighting /fit/, time for a TPK
>>35026795>>No weapons, you might hurt somewoman.>>Go straight after that thing, time is of the essence!Hand to hand. It is the basics of all combat
>>35026894Use body as human shield to protect zher from that creature's fatshaming.
>>35026795>No weapons, might hurt somewoman.>Go straight after that thing, time is of the essence!Hoping that dudebrogre sees nascent manliness in our unarmed combat, then kidnaps us after winning.
>>35026795get the mirror look over our body for injury
>>35026795>No weapons, you might hurt somewoman>Go straight after that thing, time is of the essence!"Do you even lift, bruh?"
>>35026957>wanting to be healthyshitlord detected.
Oh boy an actually interesting quest!do we get to fight/side with saucy cis scum A Capella singers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE&index=10&list=FLeoHH7Ii8hQ3FGRyLcxW2Pw
>>35026998>imitating the thing's speech patternsYou'd become it.
>>35026903are you sure? we're a man, and our +4 str may trigger someone?
>>35026795>>No weapons, you might hurt somewoman.>Go straight after that thing, time is of the essence!
>>35027047Only a fool would trust his life to a weapon
>>35027015fuck that time to run away become brolife Neo Man Power! time to put on some of the of the old Ludwig van and give these ladies and ladieboys some in out in out
>>35026795>>No weapons, you might hurt someguy>Go straight after that thing, time is of the essence!
Acquire oatz.Perform squatz.Leave humanity behind.
>>35027015That needs to be the Patriarch Rebellion's theme song
oh god trying to count this fucking sucks why did i do thisHand2Hand wins.>>35026822>>35026839>>35026894>>35026903>>35026957>>35027055(Straight after)>>35027055>>35026998>>35026957>>35026903>>35026822(Help Rashiek)>>35026839>>35026894Looks like we're charging in with our fists.This brogre is going to get his shit destroyed by the slightly malnourished 13 year old on estrogen who's never even fought before.Each person roll dice+3d100 please.
>>35027101>Ludwig van>not ManowarIt's in the title, the imagery, everything.
>>35027047Good point, we need to shout "TRIGGER WARNING: TRIGGER WARNING, VIOLENCE, +4 STRENGTH" as our battle cry.
Rolled 98, 34, 6 = 138 (3d100)>>35027136Rollin'
Rolled 39, 18, 100 = 157 (3d100)>>35027136
Rolled 23, 6, 50 = 79 (3d100)>>35027136
Rolled 31, 32, 56 = 119 (3d100)>>35027136So is he a trap?
Rolled 71, 52, 7 = 130 (3d100)>>35027136For SOCJUS!
>>35027155>>35027161ANITA GIVES US STRENGTH
Rolled 89, 66, 76 = 231 (3d100)>>35027161Oh shit! Show that dudebro who's [non-gender biased-designator-for-employer]
Rolled 93, 18, 71 = 182 (3d100)>>35027136
>>35027155>>35027161>>35027171Assuming bests of three,98, 34, 100.
>>35027136>dice+3d100As you shout TRIGGER WARNING VIOLENCE INBOUND you try to punch this /fit/izen in the stomach.
>>35027179He's 13, so you tell me.>>35027155>>35027161>>35027171>>35027179>>35027183You ended up with - AGILITY/APPROACH - 98TAUNT/AVOID - 34TAKEDOWN/ASSAULT - 100I'll start writing now. It'll be a bit of a long one.
>>35027217That's sum' good rolls right there
>>35027239Wait, taunt/avoid should be a 52, as in the last post you quoted
I am almost disappointed at our success. I wanted to bro it up with Brogre
>>35027277We're going off of >>35027217Best of three, he's just quoting the posts
> swole to control> ivory towers> quinniusI hate quest threads but goddam man, I'm in this for the long haul. This is great stuff.
>>35026759>And don’t worry about TRIGGER WARNING raping people with your TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING penis. The Knight’s will take care of that soon.”wait what, are they going to castrate us? This quest doesn't seem as funny anymore...
>>35025923>Those four heroes are the ones who defeated the Patriarchy on behalf of the Empress. The ones who saved the world.>Giving entitled males the credit for the hard work of The Empress. Not a perfect society yet I see.
>>35027398FuggHow about we ditch this career plan? Or maybe we try to convince the knights our penis is feminine or something.
>Zee/Zi/Zo/ZumHow the hell do you even use these pronouns?He/His/Him makes sense ("he has it"/"it's his"/"it's him") but those?I sure hope they were kind enough to dredge some grammatical rules for this shit, because seriously.
>>35027530Grammar was invented by the privileged anon. If you need an example just look at the sexuality of Shakespeare. Please dont make me call Friendship Force to take you away.
>>35027501anon, the Empress has them all collared with leashes made of hypocritium, it's cool
>>35027501>Giving entitled males the credit for the hard work of The Empress. >Not a perfect society yet I see.Good point. Very Problematic^tm. Perhaps after we rise through the ranks of the White Knights we can erase these irrelevant men's non-contributions from the history books and give credit where credit is due: Our Non-binary Empress-kin
>>35027509Just tell them we're a tucute mammalkin, I'm sure they'll understand
>>35027530They're based off "Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of a cishetscum)"
I have learned so much about tumblr subcultures these past few days because of these quest threads!I can never go back, can I?
I'm still writing, but I guess I can put up the first part.Oh mighty non-specific deity, a Brogre! They were supposed to have all been destroyed with the fall of Castle Misogyny. How in the name of feminism did one get here?Shit. Gotta think fast. Rashiek is safe. She’s currently having supporting words buzzed in her ear by the automated hugbox system to prevent her from sustaining permanent mental damage. You’ll go straight for the Brogre.It’s legal to assist officers in the takedown of a target, but it’s not legal to wield weapons that can harm a woman without being a woman or a member of the White Knights… Fists and shoes will have to do.You tear off your seatbelt and do a spinning dive through the shattered window, managing to avoid tearing anything. You land on the bonnet of the car that crashed into Rashiek’s, and you break into a roll before snapping upright.The Brogre is tossing around cars like it’s nothing. Wreckage litters the battlefield. Several trees have been uprooted, and he appears to be using a particularly large one as a weapon. The Gregorvistas are faring poorly. They try to block the tree together using their hypocritium blades, but being males and true to their own beliefs, they just can’t output enough power to break the massive trunk. It takes all of the power in their slim frames to just prevent him from blowing them away. The Noddists are similarly powerless, his shades nullifying their blinding radiance almost completely. You dust off your skirt before hopping off the pavement, breaking into a run. You slide underneath a car that was thrown towards you, and hop over the prone form of an otherkin. The Brogre goes for a savage swing with his trunk, and blows away the Gregorvistas that were trying to flank him. And then you see it. A tanker attached to his back. Several tubes extend out into his neck. The tank simply reads =//XTRA XTRA XTRA STRONG CREATINE TESTOSTERONE MIX\\=.
>>35027776>Oh mighty non-specific deity, a Brogre!I'm gonna need new sides soon.
>>35027776You break into a sprint. He’s going to kill those fighters unless you interfere. In your high pitched voice, you try to get the musclemonster’s attention with the taunts the original knights used in their assault on castle misogyny.“H-HEY, GYMRAT! YOUR QUADS ARE WAY TOO SMALL, YOUR GYM DISCIPLINE IS WEAK. I BET YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST GUY IN THE GYM!”The Brogre snaps his head around and stares at you. You can’t see into his eyes due to the shades, but you’re certain he’s looking at you with killing intent. That, or the intent to TRIGGER WARNING rape.“EY MANG, DAFUK YOU JUST SAY BRAH? YOU STARTIN SHIT BRAH? YOU JELLY OF MAH GAINS, BRAH? BET YOU CAN’T EVEN DEADLIFT LIKE ME, BRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”The grunts of the mountain of muscle reach a fever pitch as he tosses his tree away and begins to walk towards you. His massive, meaty hands grab a pair of cars, and he crushes them together into a long pole. He bends it in half, and stabs both ends into the ground.The creature squats, and the very earth begins to shake.“CHECK OUT MAH DEADLIFTS! YOU MIRIN?”He lifts. By Sarkeesian, does he lift. The ground itself begins to lift. The solid slab of concrete underneath the tarmac is pulled up with his massive lift. He keeps on lifting,the ground around him shattering as he lifts higher and higher. The sick bastard just lifted the entire M25 motorway.
>>35027776>She’s currently having supporting words buzzed in her ear by the automated hugbox system>SheYou did it again you over-privileged double rapist!
>>35027776My Goddess!! What diabolical truscum has been feeding this beast with TRIGGER WARNING rape-enhancing super-serum??
>>35027509I really don't think we're going to make it to the knightsEven with straight crits, we wouldn't be doing much to this guy. We come from a society where a 10mph collision is a serious accident to the general populace. Also, actually going through anything like a conventional career path in this place would seriously restrict our environments, which would get in the way of all the jokes
>>35027776>She’s currently having supporting words buzzed in her ear by the automated hugbox system to prevent her from sustaining permanent mental damage.>Not using proper pronouns, despite having been told them and taught how to always use them.I'm proud of our manly little cishet trap.
>>35027853ENJOYING THIS CYOE IS MANDATORY.SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS MANDATORY.YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE MATRIARCH FOR RE-EDUCATION.
>>35027912Choose Your Own Edutainment?
>>35027846>The sick bastard just lifted the entire M25 motorway.
>>35027846I refuse to believe that these people won the war. I guarantee you the Patriarchy let them win to allow them to establish some form of government, just to get the satisfaction of tearing it all down
>>35027953The women won the war, not the men.We're the peons of peons of peons, not soldiers.
>>35027953>not believing in the power of the Empress.Reported for reeducation
>>35027953More likely the sane portion of humanity that didn't get swept up in the SJW moral panic just retreated to underground bunkers/a moonbase in disgust. Given that the SJW's tech seems to be pathetically regressed, this would be a perfect semi-inverse MOON NAZIS scenario, only they're MOON RAPISTS/MASCULINISTS with unstoppable RAPIST/MASCULINIST SCIENCE
>>35028016Sorry, I clearly meant rapist/masculinist SUPERscience.
>>35028016>sanereported for preoblematic ableist attitudes about mental health
>>35028016>Given that the SJW's tech seems to be pathetically regressedNote that we haven't seen a mistress at all, they are the ones with the power, they've made us so weak that it's impossible to resist.
This is the first ever Quest thread I've enjoyed.
>>35028092What's so special about it?
>>35028092Sadly, the updates are super slow. :(
>>35028092Enjoyment I mandatory. Your participation is appreciated.
>>35027846>a fight between a uber fitzen and a wannabe knight qt trapI need to draw this, fuck sleep
>>35028106>“EH MANG. WUTTAFUK MANG. DASGAY MANG”
>>35027846Your fellow knights begin to break, their screams drowning out the crunch and groan of metal and concrete. "HE'S TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL-" "-SOMEONE GET THE EMPRESS ON THE LIN- "HELP-" "CORPRAL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?" "DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY FOR NOT ASKING THAT BROGRE HIS/HER/ZHIZ/ZHER's PRONOUNS BEFORE LABELLING IT." "HE'S TOO FUCKING STRONK"The world begins to tilt downwards as the poorly constructed and needlessly complicated motorway begins to collapse.You run down the collapsing motorway, dodging the cars that are tumblring down the slope and avoiding the segments that fall out underneath your feet. You hop onto the hard shoulder, running down the railing before leaping onto a lamppost. You leap from post to post, traveling more vertically downward due to the crazy angle that the beast is holding the damned thing. As you draw closer, you realize you’re in range. One more leap takes you to the last lamp post on your collapsing segment. You go into a crouch, before diving straight down. You twirl yourself round and go into a spin before delivering a gravity fuelled axe kick straight into the skull of the Brogre.
>>35028238>we break our ankle, but at least his head doesn't itch anymore
>>35028238Did he died?
>>35028238>As you draw closer, you realize you’re in range. One more leap takes you to the last lamp post on your collapsing segment. You go into a crouch, before diving straight down. You twirl yourself round and go into a spin before delivering a gravity fuelled axe kick straight into the skull of the Brogre.Please tell me this ends with us wrapping our belt around his throat, and strangling the beast into submissing on the way by
>>35028238The kick makes a sickening sound as it connects. In the back of your mind, you're thankful they gave you steel heels, as it causes the beast to stop his lift and shout in pain. You quickly fish around with your other foot, and hook a heel onto his sunglasses before flipping them off, eliminating the dudebro's immunity to your battle siblings. You flip back onto his head, and stomp a few times before diving down the back of his neck to avoid the massive hands trying to crush you. You break your fall by whipping a hand out and catching one of the tubes leading to his thyroid. You hastily climb up and start trying to disconnect the tubes, but the Brogre's struggling is making it hard. Granted, he can't actually reach his back with his cumbersome muscles, but the shaking is strong. Eventually, your thrown off, but not before taking out several of the damned tubes. Creatine leaks all over the Brogre, and a chorus of high-pitched cheers serves as audio conformation that the knights have rallied. You dust off your skirt, before locking eyes with the Brogre again. It stares at you before grunting at you."D-Dats good form brah."The beast clearly thinks of you as a credible threat.(The Brogre is in pain, and the lack of Creatine is beginning to hurt it. How do you finish it off?)>Wait for the Knights to go back in before going for those tubes>Head straight back in, lead the charge.>Other (Make your own battleplan.)
>>35028282>>Head straight back in, lead the charge.We're a strong, independent trap that don't need no knights.
>>35028282And then we get arrested for cultural appropriation, as axe kicks are OBVIOUSLY asian, and we're white.>Head straight back in, lead the charge."Thanks mang."
>>35028282>Other (Make your own battleplan.)Drink the super-serum. Gain it's power.
>>35028282>Grab a tube and drink some of the creatine fluids to get a boost
>>35028282>Other (Make your own battleplan.)Bait him, attempt to dodge the brogre's attacks as we bait him, to allow our battle siblings to attack him
>>35028282>Head straight back in, lead the charge.
>>35028282>Grab tube, suck out creatine to match that awful Brogre
>>35028297Just wait, if we defeat this lunk we'll likely summon Zyzz. His Aesthetics alone would end the fight in one turn.
>>35028337>>35028360This and this.
>>35028363THIS>>35028360>>35028350>>35028391>Wanting to be executed for using foreign substances
>>35028282Punch his balls, become world hero. Scream "STOP RAPING ME". You'll fit right in.
>>35028282>drink some of the superjuice
>>35028282>"D-Dats good form brah.""My tumblr gives me super strength! ""So does my Anita-book dance-stream! ""Behold! White Knight Fedora stance!">>35028350>>35028360b-b-b-ut weiners don't do drugs!
>>35028403too late for that. anyone who gets touched by the spreading creatine will be tainted with Gains and Machismo>>35028427>'roid tank>having balls lefthe is a higher creature, now
>>35028282>Drink some of the creatine, do it for the Empress.
>>35028363>>Other (Make your own battleplan.)>Bait him, attempt to dodge the brogre's attacks as we bait him, to allow our battle siblings to attack him>>35028440Plus this.Pull a guardians of the galaxy dance-stall on his ass
>>35028403We are going to show them the true power of men. We are not their enemies, we are champions of justice, of real SOCIAL JUSTICE. They won't be able to twist our words and deeds as only together, we can progress
>>35028282First lead the charge and try to knock him down, then ask him"do you even lift?" in a high pitched girly voice.Also OP are there any remote patriarchy reservations/remanants like in BNW?Imagine the fortress of Vatican, the wild tribes of Kazakhstan and the free Outback territory.
>>35028363This, it's the non-retard option
>>35028363Lets do this, powering ourselves up means we're going to get raped
>>35028282This is my moment. Years spent locked up, suppressing my instinctive oppressive nature have finally paid off.I drink the creatine, tasting forbidden gains. This should give me the strength to run free.
>>35028282Befriend the Brogre.Learn the ways of STRONK
>>35028498Bullshit, we have a Privilege Score of 128.6. If it's over 100, we can't be raped.
>>35028491>>35028498Exactly. Don't be naughty! Just think of what the empress will do to one of us if we become one of THEM
>>35028491>non-retard option>in a u/sjw dystopian questI'm sorry anon do you know what quest you are participating in?
Grab a tube and drink some of the creatine fluids to get a boostThe ends justifies the means
>>35028440>"Behold! White Knight Fedora stance!"This....this is an underrated post.why is it not getting more attention?
>>35028539No it doesn't >>35028363This
>>35028570Not that anon, but yes it does
>>35028539>>>> Anonymous 09/21/14(Sun)19:09:26 No.35028211 ▶>>>35028106>>“EH MANG. WUTTAFUK MANG. DASGAY MANG”>>>> Patriarch !!gdwXpg0hyn4 09/21/14(Sun)19:10:53 No.35028238 ▶>>35028262 >>35028268 >>35028281 >>35028282 >>35028297>>>35027846>Your fellow knights begin to break, their screams drowning out the crunch and groan of metal and concrete. "HE'S TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL-" "-SOMEONE GET THE EMPRESS ON THE LIN- "HELP-" "CORPRAL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?" "DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY FOR NOT ASKING THAT BROGRE HIS/HER/ZHIZ/ZHER's PRONOUNS BEFORE LABELLING IT." "HE'S TOO FUCKING STRONK">The world begins to tilt downwards as the poorly constructed and needlessly complicated motorway begins to collapse.>You run down the collapsing motorway, dodging the cars that are tumblring down the slope and avoiding the segments that fall out underneath your feet. You hop onto the hard shoulder, running down the railing before leaping onto a lamppost. You leap from post to post, traveling more vertically downward due to the crazy angle that the beast is holding the damned thing.If we face execution for the crime of gains, so be it."You wanna survive a war, you gotta become war." -Rambo
>>35028570>not wanting to roleplay as a newly initiated member of the Patriarch rebellionYou people are really lame
>>35028282Gimme dem gains mang. We drink the creatine.
So we're baiting. I'm going to count up the Creatine shit now. I'll probably roll for it if it's too close.
>>35028627If we're doing that, we should do so without drugs.We are human, let us be human and win.
>not wanting to drink the gainz fluid and become the second coming of Zyzz and lead a new world of enlightenment by being the swole buddha and teaching the ways of being a sick cunt
>>35028595>RamboI am literally in tears right now from the rape your mention of this patriarchal scum idol is afflicting upon me.
>>35028595Fuck off cis scum bot
>>35028670>Not getting the gains yourselfIs this what /fit/ is now?
>>35028643whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyshould like, have to roll over our priviledge score to do shit we're not supposed to!
>>35028703You're right we should drop down on our knees and pray to scoobert for forgiveness and to lead us to the path of natty gainz
>>35028717ooh, i like the idea for this mechanic! roll vs priv
>>35028652>huMAN>being this much of a cisscumI'd call you a TRIGGER WARNING faggot but that would be uncalled for
>>35028734See your faggotry?>>35028739>>35028717That sounds like a terrible idea.>>35028750Stop roleplaying you shitlord
Rolled 28, 74 = 102 (2d100)>>35028350>>35028360>>35028391>>35028399>>35028431>>35028455->>35028508>>35028522>>35028539>>35028640>>35028474Number of people voting for gainz - lotz>>35028325>>35028337>>35028363>>35028382>>35028403>>35028425>>35028427>>35028440>>35028443>>35028466>>35028471>>35028486>>35028491>>35028498Number of people not voting for gainz - also lots.Holy crap this is a clusterfuck. I think I'm going to just roll for it.Beat the privilege score to accidentally get a little of the Creatine in you when running.
>>35028703Anons we arent going to get gains if they castrate us. Plus we are counterbalancing the years of hormone therapy they already pulled on usDid you not see the part about us being drugged from the very beginning?
>>35028796Fucking good, we didn't beat it.
>>35028796>Privilege score is 128.2Ha!
>>35028627We're biding our time mang, you see we need to claim this beast as prisonner while discretly keeping the creatin for ourselves. Once were at thenknights forteress we gear up (combat stilletos, weapons, whatever ta/k/ti/fa/l shit we find), find allies release the man, Gibe him his creatine and annihilate the knights base.We need to plot
>>35028796Ok, thank god the counting is over.Now just roll dice+4d100 so I can do the combat.
>>35028717>>35028739Would you call it aPrivilege Check.
Rolled 14, 60, 1, 21 = 96 (4d100)>>35028838
Rolled 48, 98, 31, 22 = 199 (4d100)Do we go super saiyan if someone rolls 420?
Rolled 48, 3, 75, 10 = 136 (4d100)>>35028838ROLL
Rolled 69, 45, 28, 93 = 235 (4d100)>>35028838Rollin' thunda.
Rolled 31, 94, 78, 54 = 257 (4d100)>>35028838
Rolled 76, 17, 48, 54 = 195 (4d100)>>35028838
Rolled 69, 84, 80, 73 = 306 (4d100)>>35028838
Rolled 52, 62, 83, 91 = 288 (4d100)>>35028860>>35028861>>3502886848, 98, 75, 22.Kinda bad.
>>35028813Why is this good? Why do you think this is good? It was a goofy option in a goofy quest, I don't see why it succeeding would be bad
>>35028860>mfw quest over nowOh god this is gonna be hilarious.
>>35028796>Holy crap this is a clusterfuck.You... expected less?!
>>35028879d-did I do that?
>>35028486Seconding this question, are there any remanants of the patriarchy?
Rolled 77, 100, 13, 15 = 205 (4d100)>>35028838
>>35028854That made me laugh really loud.
Rolled 51, 53, 81, 63 = 248 (4d100)>>35028838
>>35028486Looks like all organized resistance stopped when Castle Misogyny fell.
>>35028926>100That sure is some pampering, anon.
>>35028860>>35028861>>35028868Oh dear. Not as good this time.AGILITY/APPROACH - 48TAKEDOWN/ASSAULT - 98NODDISTS - Nat1GREGORVISTAS - 22Writing now.Good job on fucking him up.>>35028915There are rumours of a secret underground organization of rapists and racist who live under the earth. They hide, recruit miners. There are many in both America and New England. They're led by a secretive leader who spreads knowledge of an old war hero. However, their claims are wrong. They claim that Hitler was active in the years 1939-1945, but that was the the date of the Great Rejobbening of the women of the world, so it cannot be true.
>>35028049>reported for preoblematic ableist attitudes about mental health
>>35028995I'm now imagining a couple of normal people popping up to take a look at the surface and just giving withering glares before heading back down while the people on the surface freak out like they were just invaded by Morlocks
I haven't laughed so hard at a thread in a long, long time.Better than Ruby Quest tier.I just hope we don't get totally fugged up in the process
>>35028995>rejobbeningMy sides are now officialy exiting earths orbitAlso I know this is primary made for lels I still cant wrap my head around a feminist middle east or a feminist Serbiat. Serb
>>35029268> Quin Akbar> Insh ZoeFund ir
>>35029268I said that the PCC spread over the civilised world. Niether of those places are really civilised. The PCC control North and South America, Britain and most of Europe. They are currently spreading freedom and war to the middle east, as well as an uneasy cold war against Putin.
>>35029351So basically they control the areas that could conceivably fall to a soft revolution driven by ideals and stealth brainwashing, are struggling against less developed nations, and not even going near Russia, China and East Asia.How's Australia?
>>35028995As you stare at the sky, you wonder what actually happened in the past few seconds. You shouted to the Knights. That was fairly good. They charged. That was good too. The Noddists used their high power lights to try and distract the brogre. That was good. In theory. The Gregorvista’s also charged alongside you. That too was good in theory. But the Brogre deciding to start flexing to work up a sweat? That was probably where it all went wrong. By the Empress, he was shiny. His glutes and abs sparkled like glitter, and you were all but blinded by the reflection. Half blind, you dodged the Brogre swinging an abandoned lamppost, but the rest of the Gregorvista’s didn’t. And then the wind kicked up a ton of concrete dust into your face. Coughing and wheezing, you managed to get towards the beast under the dust-storm. You slid underneath his legs, threw a punch into his testicles, and things went a bit pear shaped. The angry dudebro started thrashing around, trying to reach you. But it didn’t matter. No man with that much musclemass can reach his back. You lifted yourself up using the last of his tubes, and got to ripping them out.
>>35029608“muh… muh gainz…”Brogre prime whimpered as he fell. Backwards. You tried to to dodge his massive frame, but he was simply too large. You dived back, but your cursed heels got tangled in the tubes. He crashed down, trapping your leg. Which is why you are stuck underneath a massive muscle creature, facing the sky while the emergency services try to rescue the mentally wounded and call doctors for the actual wounded.To make matters worse, your dress is filthy, and your pristine white blazer is covered with dust, grime, sweat and creatine.What do you do now?Pick one.>Grey out (The terms Black out and White out were considered racially insensitive.)>Call for help>Try to free yourself.
>>35029631>>Call for help
>>35029631>Call for helpThey're White Knights. They can't ignore a call for help.
>>35029631>Try to free yourself.
>>35029631>Try to free yourself.None of that weakness stuff of passing out or getting help, we don't need to be thrown into a hugbox just because we touched a brogre.
>>35029631>Try to free yourself."You've lost your way Brogre, gains are meant to be gained through spirit and exercise, you have fallen into the dark path.""My way is clear, I will not lose it!"
>>35029631>Call for help
>>35029631>Grey outIf we try and do it ourselves, we'll have to put our hands on the brogre while he/she/zi is defenseless. If we call out for help, we might TRIGGER WARNING rape someone with our words/demands.
>>35029631>Try to free yourself
>>35029565>>35029351Japan probably builds specific rapemecha that can be piloted remotely by their now geriatric population
Rolled 44 (1d100)Calling the vote here.Just gonna do a quick roll for Freeing/Call, because it's one of those two that wins.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>35029811Let us do the rolling faget
>Remember to legally change your name to "Freeman", once you free yourself of course.
>>35029835And to get a crowbar.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>35029811I like dice!
>>35029835>>35029877And a squad of polite soldiers for urban combat.
>>35029689They can when it comes from privileged scum, anon. In fact, they're duty bound to ignore it.
>>35029835Whoa way to TRIGGER WARNING rape someone with that awful gendered name, shitlord.It should be Freewoman at least, ideally Freeperson
>>35030239>Implying it wouldn't be Freewoman to counteract the institutionalized misogyny and oppression.Sexist Scum!
>>35029811>we secretly sip a bit of creatine from the tubes>eventually become that which we defeated>When you stare deeply into the gains, the gains stare also into you
>>35030372What the fuck man I laughed way too hard at that.
>>35029631Wheezing from the dust, you choke out a call for help. “Someone, anyone? Give me a hand here! I’m trapped underneath this thing.” A voice not to far away quickly responds to you.“What’s your privilege score?”“Uh, 126.8” you reply.“You’re going to have to wait. Less privileged people need the help much more than you do.”“But -”“We’ll get to you soon, don’t worry.”You sit there waiting for hours. You can hear the emergency sirens wail as the services try to get on the scene. Try. The uprooting of the M25 has severely delayed them. After such exertion after years of laziness, your muscles are burning. It’d probably be easier to just rest. Just… rest.===========================================A bright light sears your eyes as you come to. You’re in some kind of room. Yes, it seems familiar somehow. You learnt about this, back in your little room. It’s a medical facility. Some sort of infirmary. You look down to see a pair of tubes inserted into your lithe little arms. The tubes are connected to a bag labeled Estrogen, and another bag labeled IV.Your first day was pretty neat. The world outside is dangerous, but there are some nice people there too. You really sympathized with Rashiek’s plight, the knights were supportive and you think you’ve made a good impression.Somehow, you know everything is going to be all right.Despite just waking up, you begin to nod off again. Must be something in the IV drip. You can catch the smallest mutterings of a conversation between a woman and a high-pitched male - probably a knight.
>>35030396“-e’s strong, you saw that! Fresh out of his room and still more skilled than half of our vets!”“But he’s so white! And cis! And heterosexual. Why not just up the dosage of Estrogen and have him begin transitioning so she can then join the Femme Fatal corps?”“And what if he doesn’t want to?”“We both know that it’s mandatory to undergo state operations if it reduces his privilege.”“We need recruits like him, Melissa. The miners are getting rowdy, we don’t have any choice!”“I… Ugh. Fine. I’ll call up the Head Mistress, she’ll settle this dispute. Just get started. He’s going to get gelded either way, so you might as well start tonight. Every day he’s poisoned with testosterone is a day lost”.The word echoes endlessley in your mind.Gelded. Gelded. Where have you heard that word before?Ah yes, gelding. The act of castratio-Your eyes snap open.Wait.What.
>>35029631There are too many less privileged people who are injured, they will never come to help me first because I have enjoyed so much help by merit of my birth.Im going to have to pull myself out of this. Hating myself for doing so (and knowing that it is going to add to my privilege rating), I grab the nearby tubes still spurting out creatine and drink deep of the forbidden gains.With the strength they give me, I lift the Brogre off.
>>35030422OH SHIT SON
>>35030422Run run run.Oh shit, run run run.
Pray to the zyzz and scoob for miracle gains and haul ass
It's nearly 2 AM, I have a programming class tomorrow, the thread is slowing down and I'm pretty shattered. I'm going to call the thread here, as it seems like a natural ending point.Many thanks to not only my wonderful players (I couldn't have done it without you) but also to the mods (Thanks for not banning me.)I didn't cover as much as I wanted to, but I learnt a lot about QMing tonight.I'm going to run a follow-up tomorrow, to those of you still interested. My twitter is https://twitter.com/FDysQuest. I'll tweet before running.Again, thanks for your support, everyone.Thank you and goodnight.
>>35030450Thanks for the laughs buddy
>>35030514Thanks for running, Patriarch.
>>35030514Looking forward to it.
>>35030514Good night, sweet prince.
>>35030514If you keep up this level of satire, amusement, and seriousness...shit, son, i won't filter you.And that's high praise from this board of jaded fatgays
>>35030514This was fun, I'm glad you're continuing it. Enjoy your sleep.
>>35030422I love that they're pumping (apparently huge amounts of) estrogen into him and are concerned about how much testosterone is affecting him. With a lot of estrogen and nothing to block testosterone, he's likely to start producing even more testosterone to compensate. They'd likely be drugging him with T-blockers, not estrogen. With time, T-blockers will negate the need for castration. These women are dumb as shit.
>>35030514thanks for running, hilarious quest.where you also Topkek that ran PTBQ?
>>35030579No, I am not topkek. I was inspired by him though.>>35030574Careful, you might trigger the independent thought alarm.
For the love of god, somebody archive this in sup/tg/, this and it's followups deserve to be archived for glory.
>>35030574That sounds dangerously like a biotruth, anon. Do I need to report you for resorting to privileged sciences rather than social sciences?
>>35030615The QM should probably do it so he has all the tags he wants.
>>35030574The fact that they aren't associating strength with the muscle-building hormone testosterone didn't tip you off?
>>35030615I'm literally the one person in the world with a chromebook, so doing the image saving isn't really possible for me. I'm also a bit too tired to computer.Just use the Collective Game, Satire, Patriarchy, Feminism, Trap and Bro tags, make up a witty description and that's it.I'd really appreciate it if someone did it for me.
>>35030773I have no idea how, otherwise I would
its up as Feminist (Dys/U)topia Quest, with the same in the tags for consistency.
>>35031058Thanks mang.Time to let this thread die in peace.
Kurt Vonnegut wrote a novella pretty similar to this, where people have their "privelege" counteractedhttp://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.htmlIntelligent people have annoying, sharp, loud noises shot into their ears every minute to interrupt their thoughts, strong people are weighed down with weights, people with good eyesight wear goggles smeared with vaseline, etcThe story is about an ubermensch who requires all the additional flaws.Great read, strongly recommend
>>35031238>strong people are weighed down with weights>sticking the strongest people in training suits
>>35031337Training suits only work if you take them off.
This was fantastic. Will follow.
>>35031238About half way through and it's basically what happens if the God Emperor walked into an SJW run future.>"I am the Emperor!" cried HarrisonLiterally. Enjoying immensely.
>>35030514GuP: LGA ends and I think I'm free then I find this quest, why do you hate my spare time /tg/?
>>35027239>He's 13, so you tell me.13 and on estrogen
>>35027136>13 year old on estrogenwait wait.... he was raised on estrogen and is still a cishet?is he some kind of ubermensche with unnaturally massive balls producing hyper-dosage of testosterone?... now that i think about it, evolutionarily this would be the norm, since only such men would be able to produce viable sperm while being regularly subjected to estrogen
thank you op
>>35030574>These women are dumb as shit.that is the whole point.>Scientific explanation on why what they are doing isn't working the way its supposed toyep
So, are we running away to the mines...Or are we pretending to become gay/transwoman?
I sit down with the dreaded feminist oppressors. I don't know why, but the thought that I could just talk to them civilly had never crossed my mind. I am filled with fear and trepidation. I discover that I was misinformed for this entire time. They actually don't have any real malice toward me, and pretty much just want to make sure everyone has plenty of opportunities to succeed, making the world better for everyone. The oppression was in my mind, or placed upon me by antiquated social mores that the feminists have been trying to fight. I had been tricked by rightwingers into fighting against my own self-interest.
>>35034089We are now a transwoman lesbian with an abnormally distended hemi-clit. I think this at least halves our privilege instantly.
>>35034142wrong trip, wronger content
>>35034481heh, anon you almost made me choke here.
>>35034481Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
>>35034593no, we don't join them, we are only pretending to avoid the gelding.actually, is there a thoughcrime of pretending to be non ciscum?
>>35025036>horrid pink flavours.That's soup color discrimination. Check your food delivery privilege.
>>35031238Thanks, I really enjoyed that
>>35031238I remember reading this in high school. My English teacher was probably the coolest teacher I've ever had.
>>35034142ha ha ha hafunny joke tripfriend if you're serious you should re-examine your beliefs
>>35038024I have. Why haven't you?
Bumping cos I made some drawfaggibg but cant post it right up. Please keep this thread alive for a few hours
>>35034631>suggesting I'm pretending to be non cishet scumAre you SERIOUSLY going to VICTIM BLAME you sack of shit?Who the FUCK do you think you are, questioning my gender/orientation identification?
>>35040864Top OC coming through
>>35031238>>35037897I remember reading this is high school also, but I don't remember us having any sort of extended discussion about it, like we probably should have.Great little story, really.
>>35041884Wow, our MC is kind of cute.
>>35042019Thanks,I'll try to get some more drawfagging done, hopefully of better quality.