You are Lillian bond, former leader of El Presidente's feared Escuadra De Amazonas. A lot has happened in the last two weeks. The United States is bombing Republica, El Presidente is dead, and you and the other Amazonas have fled the country. You are currently holed up in a Hotel room in Dubai, waiting for a certain CIA agent to call you back. She better hurry up, because you don't have enough money to cover the rent in this consumerist utopia once the week ends.How have you been spending your time?>We have been mostly staying inside, keeping our heads down, and enjoying each other's company.>We have been corrupting the morals of the local housekeeping staff.>We have been socializing with foreign tourists on the beach.>We have been investigating the local criminal underworlds in case the CIA just decided to dump us here.
>>35203037>We have been mostly staying inside, keeping our heads down, and enjoying each other's company.
Status screenLillianLatina, Squad LeaderTraits,>Operator>LeadershipGear,>Eurotrash AR>Tourist clothes>CIA phoneSuzukaSoutheast Asian, SniperTraits,>Recon>LoliGear,>Eurotrash sniper rifle>Cutesy Tourist clothesTericia Mulato, Heavy supportTraits,>Operator>CurvyGear,>Eurotrash SAW>Slutty Tourist clothesNatalyaNazi, MedicTraits,>Doktor>BitchGear>Eurotrash SAW>Tourist clothes>Medkit>This is a quest thread about a bunch of scantily clad women with guns.>Desisions are made by player consensus, with the GM exercising tiebreaker and veto powers.>Content should contain a mixture of smut and violence.
>>35203037>We have been corrupting the morals of the local housekeeping staff.
>>35203037>>We have been corrupting the morals of the local housekeeping staff.
>>35203049>>35203105I think it's not too far to say we've been doing both
>>35203148Well, corrupting the housekeeping stuff is definitly not keeping our heads down, this being Dubai and all.
>>35203050Oh my, typo, Natalya has an SMG not a saw. It's still a black plastic contraption made by a top name European designer for elite anti-terrorist units who never see any action.>>35203105>>35203143>>We have been corrupting the morals of the local housekeeping staff.The housekeepers are fairly shy, but you managed to get them into your beds after a few days. How did you do this?>We waited for the right moment and pounced, the poor girls were too afraid to do anything about it.>We earned their trust. Turns out a lot of them are refugees from somewhere called Spratly. There is a civil war going on over there too, so we have a lot in common.>We paid them very generous tips. ($)
>>35203369>We earned their trust. Turns out a lot of them are refugees from somewhere called Spratly. There is a civil war going on over there too, so we have a lot in common.
>>35203369>We waited for the right moment and pounced, the poor girls were too afraid to do anything about it.Those poor YOUNG BOYS who were molested.
>>35203369>We earned their trust. Turns out a lot of them are refugees from somewhere called Spratly. There is a civil war going on over there too, so we have a lot in common.>>35203440>Those poor YOUNG BOYS who were molested.Kek, no.
>>35203369>We earned their trust. Turns out a lot of them are refugees from somewhere called Spratly. There is a civil war going on over there too, so we have a lot in common.We need money soon, though.
>>35203440Seconding that, shota a best
>>35203440>>35203485Too bad its Dubai, they won't have any in their housekeeping staff. The shotas are for the Sheiks.
>>35203497You wot mate?
>>35203506When was the last time you saw male housekeeper in a hotel ?Its not a thing. And even less so with arabs.
>>35203506Even if shota's we're available, we don't have the money to buy them.Our guns are precise, accurate, and high maintenance with expensive spare parts that need regular replacing. After our next job, we need to get weapons that are easy to maintain and cheap to keep working, with easily and cheaply acquired ammo.
>Sorry, post got eaten.Every night "Room service" comes to your room with a bottle of champagne which you share with the housekeepers. The guns frightened them at first, but as they get to know you, they start to feel more comfortable, and your room becomes the place to party at the end of a long shift.The girls are from an Island called Spratly in the south china sea. China and Japan are both funding opposite sides of a civil war, and they all had to leave their village to escape the fighting. Their brothers ended up as construction workers, and they ended up folding linens in the wold's only 7 star hotel. They also learn a bit about you, but you are fairly sure they can keep secrets.It's during a particularly drunken orgy that the cell phone that CIA woman gave you starts ringing for the first time. Currently you have... Mimi? You think that was her name... between your legs, with your bikini bottom dangling from your left ankle. God Damnit, she's really good with her tongue too.>Push her away and answer the damn phone.>Make Nat answer it.>Make Teri answer it.>Make Suzi answer it.>Let it ring.
>>35203849>>Answer the damn phone. Mimi can stay right where she is.
>>35203849>Push her away and answer the damn phone.Mimi can kept Teri company. We have to find a job in order to provide for our squad.
>>35203849>Push her away and answer the damn phone.No reason Mimi would need to go.
>>35203901>>35203932The phone is in your purse just slightly too far away to reach without distributing Mimi (Or maybe it was Maya? You have no idea, and are too ashamed to ask. Maybe Maya was her older sister?)
>>35203849>Push her away and answer the damn phone.Damn, the sacrifices we make ...
>>35203996>>35203915Moaning in annoyance more than pleasure, you gently push the girl (Pretty sure she's not Maya) out of your lap and stand up. The bikini bottom falls off your ankle as you walk bottomless across the room to grab your purse and fish around for the phone."Hey! Lilly, It's me. I might have a job for you if you can move, like right now. Are you any good with boats?" The American woman's voice twangs over the line. Her southern accent made even more irritating by the cellular network's compression. "Some assholes tried to rip me off, and if I let them get away now, well... I'd much rather have you guys kill them now than wait for a drone strike to find them. Anyways, there is a yacht in the marina in your name, just get on that and I'll send you GPS coordinates to go to. What do you say.">We are kind of busy right now.>Can you give us more information on who we are after?>Can we discuss payment first?>We're on our way!
>>35204193>We're on our way!Get everyone out and ready>Can we discuss payment first?Keep her on the phone for this.
>>35204193>We're on our way!not like we have a choice
>>35204193>We're on our way!>Now let's discuss paymentMaybe two suitcases of cash. We also need weapons and ammo. We could also use a base of operations not as pricy as Dubai.
Shit, wifi died. Keep posting but I don't know when I will be able to reply.
>>35204193>We're on our way!Oh, thought yu only wanted to run wednsdays and fridays, good to see this didn't die.
>>35204193>>Can we discuss payment first?>>Can you give us more information on who we are after?
So, where should we try to make our base of operations?And should we go public (as in a registered PMC that does black ops under the table) or should we stick to being a black ops contractor for the Company?
>>35204514For now we should stay out of public sight, we are too small for most forms of legit PMC work.
>>35204514Anyone know what the cost of living is like in the Bahamas?Europe is too regulated, and there's bound to be a lot of scrutiny for our weapon purchases in the US. Maybe Mexico, somewhere on the Gulf?Or would dealing with the cartels be too much of a hassle?
(Okay wifi's back, but I'm also cooking, so expect slightly slower than normal.)You interrupt the orgy with a few excited looking expressions and gestures to your sisters, while you let the woman continue talking. "Assholes thought they could steal from us. You kill them, and you can keep the hardware we were going to sell them anyways. And I promise I'll get you some more regular work, but I need to to get them quickly, before they get out of the gulf."With one hand you manage to somehow pull on your bikini bottom as you continue to talk on the phone.>Grab your guns and run to the Marina in the middle of the night.>Change into civilian clothes and have the girls smuggle your guns out too the marina and meet you there.
>>35204647>Change into civilian clothes and have the girls smuggle your guns out too the marina and meet you there.
>>35204647>Grab your guns and run to the Marina in the middle of the night.>be dressed in chivvy clothes and hide our guns in touristy travel bags.
>>35204647>Change into civilian clothes and have the girls smuggle your guns out too the marina and meet you there.Not much point running out if we get arrested, or at least hindred.
>>35204647>Change into civilian clothes and have the girls smuggle your guns out too the marina and meet you there.We are professionals.-Be calm-Be efficient-Don't run around Dubai half nude with Kalashnikovs.
You get dressed in a hurry and stuff Natalya's SMG into a designer purse. The other guns however, have to be hidden inside luggage. The girls seem very disappointed that you are going so soon, and Mimi clings onto you as you pull you bikini top over your shoulders.>Promise the girls that you will come back to Dubai.>Promise the girls that you will come back to take them away from Dubai.>Give the girls one last tip before leaving. ($)
>>35205146>>Promise the girls that you will come back to Dubai.It's really not a bad place to set up, we just need to make sure we have a steady run of jobs (shouldn't be too hard in the Middle East)
>>35205146>Promise the girls that you will come back to take them away from Dubai.
>>35205146>Promise the girls that you will come back to Dubai.>And if they want they can leave with them
>>35205146>>Promise the girls that you will come back to take them away from Dubai.Support staff get.
>>35205146>Give the girls one last tip before leaving. ($)Remember that these girls have families, and brothers, here. Families that depend on the money they bring in.
>>35205347Hm... well, when we start getting regular jobs we can possibly hire them on as support crew. Maybe. If only for, say, maintaining the building and running the contract desk. They're unskilled, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're unintelligent.
>>35205347Take their brothers too, hope they're hunks
>>35205392For now, why not use this hotel as a base/meeting space with clients. We already have some staff on our side. And its the best kind of staff; the kind that people ignore.
>>35205503Because it's fuck-off expensive. It's a 7-star hotel and took up half of all of our money just to get a week.
As you offer the girls vague promises, they load your guns into suitcases and place them on a trolley with tears in their eyes. You give Mimi one last kiss and tuck a large denomination bill into her back pocket as you feel her ass one last time. The elevator ride down is a somber affair, and the girls leave you at the front gate, unable to watch you go.The man waiting on the Marina is completely insensitive to this dramatic farewell, and seems mostly intent on getting you onto the boat as quickly as possible. "Bond?" He asks, between drags of his cigarette. He's a local with short black hair and dressed in cheap yet hip western clothes, and he looks up and down your bodies lewdly.>Greet him professionally. Our troubles are none of his business, we're just here to do a job.>Greet him rudely. We don't hive time to deal with him.
>>35205538>Greet him professionally. Our troubles are none of his business, we're just here to do a job.
>>35205525oh well. seemed like a good idea
>>35205538>>Greet him professionally. Our troubles are none of his business, we're just here to do a job.>>35205525Yeah, I would prefer getting some sort of apartment or office rather than stay in an upscale hotel.
>>35205538>Greet him professionallyWe have years of practice appeasing/manipulating men who ogle us
>>35205525>>35205503There are cheaper hotels closer to the kinds of war-zones you will be working in. You'll also be able to get away with more shit further away from civilization.>>35205431From the pictures they have shared, the brothers are indeed hunks. If you wanted the CIA to see your sexts, you could get their numbers.
>>35205538>Greet him professionally. Our troubles are none of his business, we're just here to do a job.if he's a douche, we can shit on his pride later
>>35205538>Greet him professionally. Our troubles are none of his business, we're just here to do a job.Remember, we're a professional:Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill this jack off and hide the body when we're told to eliminate any witnesses.
>>35205591>Not killing anyways for the boat.>Not having a boat an hoes.BOATS AND HOES! BOATS AND HOES!
>>35205584>From the pictures they have shared, the brothers are indeed hunks.And we have not included them on the orgies why?
>>35205805Because they use their tongues for talking, and not for pleasing a woman?
>>35205805After a day of slave labor in Dubai they don't exactly have the stamina to please anyone anymore
>>35205973That's why they have penises, mate.
>Greet him professionallyKeeping your hand inside the purse containing Natalya's SMG, you nod to the man and reply "Lillian Bond." in the sensual yet authoritative voice you once used to talk to the lower ranking army officers back in Republica. It seems to work as he displays the typical combination of fear and arousal. You sign a piece of paper for him, and he helps you load the suitcases on-board before hopping off and untying the boat. You are in the harbor before you know it.The Yacht is a fairly standard piece of white fiberblass. It's not really equipped for combat, and lacks the range to get very far out of the Persian gulf. But it will probably do for the mission, and the bar seems to be stocked. Surprisingly (or not) the phone seems to work even after the city lights vanish over the horizon. You get another text from your employeer."Okay here's what happened. It was supposed to be a normal trade-off in the middle of the gulf, but the bastards didn't agree to a fair trade. From what I can gather, they shot up our boat and took everything with them. Fortunately we have tracking devices in the merchandise, I'm uploading the last known coordinates of our boat, and the target's currently location now.">Chase after the target.>Go check the other boat for survivors first.>Ask for more intel.>Something else?>>35205805They have much less free time and wouldn't be allowed into the hotel. Dubai isn't known for fairness or equality.
>>35206003No, no, I meant that they talk too much and can't keep secrets.>>35206038>Go check the other boat for survivors first.We need to know things like how many there were, what they were armed with, and the direction they were going so that we can plot an intercept course.
>>35206038>Go check the other boat for survivors first.Let's find out what we're getting ourselves into.
>>35206038>Chase after the target.
>>35206038>Go check the other boat for survivors first.More meat shields.
>>35206038>>Go check the other boat for survivors first.We can let the baddies get a bit of a lead, let them think they got a clean getaway.
>>35206038>Chase after the target.We have a job to do. Do it.
The other boat is between you and the target, and only slightly off track, so you decide to go there first. After a few hours of sailing the sun starts to rise, and you notice a small pillar of smoke to the north.The other boat is slightly smaller than yours, and riddled with bullet holes. You see one body, and a small fire on-board.>Try to board it.>Leave it behind and go after the target.>Call in.
>>35206214>>Call in.>>Call out to the boat to see if there's a response.
>>35206214>Call in.If no response>Leave it behind and go after the target.
>>35206214>>Try to board it.
Only the gulls respond as the waves splash and the fire crackles. That boat is dead.Deciding the terrorists must have taken anything of value, you head after them and hope they aren't significantly faster than you. You eat a quick breakfast from the boat's minibar, and after a few hours, a small boat appears on your radar. You appear to be overtaking them.>TACTICAL MODE ENGAGED.The Yacht is devided into the following areas. You may deploy the girls as you see fit.Bow, Stern, Top deck, Bridge, Below decks.Aside from your inventory, the yacht also has a stocked minibar, a small rubber inflatable, and life jackets.
>>35206544... That was kind of pointless. Okay then!Lillian: BridgeSuzuka: Top DeckTericia: BowNatalya: BridgeAlso, doesn't Natalya have an AR?
>>35206544Make a note to come back and board it later
>>35206544Bow/lillian and suzukaStern/Tericia and Natalya
>>35206594>That was kind of pointless.We probably would have found something if we had boarded it, and it'll have sunk with any valuables by the time we get back to it.It wasn't pointless, it was a missed opportunity.
>>35206653Who's piloting the boat, then? Though, I'm tempted to move Tericia from the bow here >>35206594 : not much cover.
>>35206675Well only one person voted to leave it. Blame them.
>>35206544Everyone put life jackets on, just in case and to provide an extra layer of protection.Suzu sets up with her sniper rifle on the top deck, and provides overwatch.Nat takes the bridge in order to keep our yacht moving.Lillian and Teri deploy on the stern so that we can fire at the target while Nat steers our boat in evasive patterns.
>>35206594seconding>>35204193hey, can you show us the whole picture?
>>35206710Blame them for trying to not miss an opportunity?You're the one who voted to leave.
>>35206594>doesn't Natalya have an ARNo, she has an SMG.And you want Teri to be on the exposed bow? What's Lillian going to do from the Bridge?
>>35206594I decided to give her an SMG because she's more of a healer than a fighter, and because it makes things more diverse. You can swap guns with her at any time if you want, or make her drive while you shoot.>>35206675That might have happened, or you might have wasted time and put yourselves in danger. NOW YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.>>35206544>>35206635Suzuka takes position on the top deck where she can get the best view, and Tericia mounts her SAW on the bow's railing. As you and Natalya lack range and firepower, you stay inside and drive the boat. As you speed forward, You spot a small grey boat on the horizon.How do you approach?>Charge forward and try to overtake them.>Open fire as soon as they are in range.>Try to communicate first.>Something else.
>>35206771>Something else.Bikini clad bimbo distraction, close and ambush
>>35206771>>Charge forward and try to overtake them.oh, and could you provide the complete picture from >>35204193?
>>35206771>Open fire as soon as they are in range.
>>35206771>Something else.Close in and have Suzu use the scope on her sniper rifle to tell us how many people are visible, and if they're armed. After confirming the target, have her shoot the engine and rear propellor from the boat to stop it. Then we can leisurely pick off the opposition.
>>35206752No I didn't.
>>35206745>>35206817I already posted it in the QTG.>>35202473Also here's some quest art by Deculture from the current drawthread.>>35128271I'll repost it on the Twitter.
>>35206771> Bikini clad bimbo distraction, close and ambushSuzuka's not going to get a good hit, anyways, so we can cover up the mounted SAW with our tourist clothing and try to close in.Also, I was talking about the second post, but I missed the post correcting her loadout. My bad!
>>35206873I should clarify that: Suzuka's not going to get a good hit AT LONG RANGE while ON A ROCKING SHIP hitting people ON ANOTHER ROCKING SHIP. Caps not for yelling, but for emphasis and because we can't bold up that shit.>>35206845I'd love to do this but we don't know if they have an exposed engine, plus the whole sniping while on an ocean thing.
>>35206816>>35206873How are we approaching their boat, then, in order to use this distraction? Charging forward at full speed, or more leisurely?
>>35206949Depends if we can go at a leisurely pace and still overtake them. If not, then full speed, and run at the seat of our bikinis and hope they think we're a bunch of slutty tourists on a three hour tour.
>>35206949This, you'd also have to get their attention first if you want to seduce them.
>>35206771From our boat, do this:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uldpQpoZQM&t=2m40s [Embed]to everything a foot above the waterline before we board.
>>35206949Drunken party girls speed. Not stupid fast, but as fast as would make girls squeal without dumping them overboard.Assuming Operation:Tactical Airhead is still go.
>>35206995>Operation:Tactical Airhead is still go.I'm pretty much against it.
>>35206981... Hold on. Let's add to that ruse: try to hail them and give our best ditsy impersonation. "Like, we're toooootally lost, and, like, my daddy's gonna be so mad that we took his boat!"
>>35207026Which one was your plan? I'm really up for anything, I'm not married to the Tactical Airhead plan.
>>35207047I'm for >>35206845It won't be an accurate shot, but enough shots in the area of the rear of the ship should cause either leaking of the fuel tank or damage to the engine/transmission.
>>35207101It's going to be hard to get close enough to get a good shot: boats will bounce a lot when going at high speeds, especially if they end up going across the other boat's wake. In that time we might end up on the other end of the gear they took from the other guys.
Oh, Handler, do you mind giving us another five or ten minutes before asking for a vote?
>>35207180It's hard to count so yes, that would be nice.http://strawpoll.me/2676370
>>35207159Yeah, the shots won't be clean, but I think it's better than getting up close where if our ambush doesn't work perfectly we're going to be utterly fucked at close range due to having no ballistic plates.We don't even know how many there are.
>>35207296If we can't take them clean at a distance, we'll have to close anyway, and they'll be blasting at us with whatever hardware they've stolen. I'd prefer to risk the deception and hope they're hornier than they are paranoid
>>35207296We're going to have to get pretty close for Suzuka to have a chance to hit, though. Too far and we'll give them way too much warning, since I have extreme doubts Suzuka will get them on the first few shots. Plus, we're going to have to close in on them anyways.
>>35207284Hm... if we're going to be passing them then shifting Teri to the stern would be a good idea.
>>35207387>hope they're hornier than they are paranoidThey decided double-crossing the CIA was a good idea, I'll grant you that.But if the rocking of the boats is going to present a problem for Suzu, they'll be a problem for the gunners.And getting them to come up top because they're being shot at would present easy targets for Teri, Suzu, and Lilli.
>>35207529I agree that the rocking of the boat will also make things hard for the others, which pretty much guarantees that we'll have to get close up and personal to take them on. Suzuka's weapon isn't good enough to disable them at range, and I don't think she's had the training to snipe them at range on a rocking boat.Honestly, I think the audaciousness of the playful plan has something going for it: they won't expect a bunch of bikini clad girls to be hitmen.
>>35207284As of now, Strawpoll says 6 votes for playful, and one for cautious.You hide your weapons and tactical gear, and do your best to look like drunk party girls, and continue to charge ahead. Tericia loves this plan and gets into character, pulling her top off to flash the pirates as you pass. while Natalya predictably rolls her eyes and gives a very week performance. You decide to give her control of the helm, while you get into the act, pretending to down a bottle of alcohol, but really just pouring it down your chest, from this distance it won't be visible.As you get closer to the pirate boat, you see that it's a small fishing trawler. On the deck you notice four men, shirtless but wearing headscarves covering their faces. Two are wielding rusty AKs, one is piloting the boat, and one rather massive one is holding an old soviet heavy machine gun. The two with AKs leer and wave at Tericia, one unzips his pants to reveal a not disapointing cock, while the heavy seems to roll his eyes, and the captain yells at them to stop goofing off.>Keep up the charade>Open fire
>>35207625>>Keep up the charade
>>35207625>>Keep up the charadePosition the boat for Tericia to get a PERFECT field of fire, and for Suzuka to get a good bead on their pilot. Join Tericia in taking off the talk and dirty talking the pirates.
>>35207677> taking off the talkTaking off the top, I meant.
>>35207625>Keep up the charadeIt's working.
>>35207625>Keep up the charadeJust a little closer.....closer...
>>35207625>Keep up the charadeUse this opportunity to tell Nat to bring our boat in to give Suzu and Teri good fields of fire. Tell Suzu to take out the pilot, Teri to do her best to take down the Bulldozer of Fallujah first, and we're going to take out the two guys with AK's. Everyone to open fire on our mark, and do so when either the captain/Bulldozer bonk the two guys for messing around, or the two turn to the captain to let them to mess around with us.
While Teri shouts at the boys, asking them if they speak english, and if they want to have some fun. You whisper for Nat to bring the boat closer, trusting the other girls to know their targets. Teri's machine gun is hidden under a beach towel, and Suzi is using her "Ninjitsu" to duck under the railing on the top deck, ready to pop up and open fire. You have the assault rifle and SMG at your feet, ready to grab either if necessary.As predicted, the capitan starts to chew out his crewmen, as the Dozer continues to watch nonchalantly.>Keep waiting.>NOW!
>>35207844>>NOW!Target the heavy, and Suzi goes after their pilot!
>>35207844>NOW!Light'em up like Christmas trees on the 4th of July!
>>35207844>Dozer continues to watch nonchalantly.He's still dangerous, we need to distract him first somehow.
... In retrospect, Suzi sniping the Heavy would have probably been the smarter move, as he is the most prepared out of all of them. Oh well, we should be ine.
>>35207844Now!Also, is there an archive for the previous threads?
>>35207970suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Amazon%20Guard%20QuestAre four girls the whole unit? No matter how elite, four isn't very significant, eiher as a military unit or bodyguards.
"NOW!" When the two men turn to face the captain, Suzi pops up and pops one into the captain's head, which explodes like a watermelon. The man's body falls forwards and lands on the wheel, causing his boat to lurch to the side, and start to crash into your boat.The two men with AKs are too stunned to realize what's going on, and they get cut up by a burst of auto-fire from Tericia's SAW, but the dozer reacts with startling efficiency, moving slowly but deliberately behind to take cover as he racks the slide on his gun, and begins to lay down suppressive fire across your yacht's superstructure. Bullets tear through the fiberglass forcing you and Nat to keep their heads down, and threatens to rip Suzuka to pieces.>What do?
>>35208035Think of them more like the A-Team. With bikinis.> tfw now I'm imagining Sharlto Copely and Liam Neeson wearing bikinis.
>>35208084Say, "You're the last one left, sure you don't want to give up to a group of beautiful girls?"
>>35208084If we're close enough, jump over and splat that gunner from a different angle, or at least take his focus away.If not, spray and pray and remember that even fishing trawlers aren't armoured. Shoot through things!
>>35208117>Putting the moves on a guy who just saw three of his allies go pop
>>35208084Have Nat use suppressive fire so we can move to a better firing position and take him out. Have Suzuka move the hell away if she can, and Teri go overboard and swim onto their ship from behind.
>>35208084>What do?Run and Gun!Rush in, Bond is an assault right?
>>35208084Get Nat to put the boat in reverse to prevent the crash.\Use our change in position to pop out and put fire on the Dozer.>>35208117>>35208123Guys, stop being retarded. The boat is about to crash into us!
>>35208084>>35208148Seconded. Move at the speed of death.
>>35208129But it's true
>>35208148>>35208167For fuck's sake, did you miss>causing his boat to lurch to the side, and start to crash into your boat ?If that boat crashes into ours, we lose both boats AND the fucking cargo.
>>35208206>>35208161I'm assuming our boat is going to be badly damaged. I'd rather secure the trawler, which will most likely be in much better shape after this. Also it will save us transfering the goods over.
>>35208206I'm trying to figure out if it's already crashed into the boat. I'd be okay with having Natalya kick the boat into reverse if it hasn't.
>>35208035If It's good enough for Xcom, it's good enough for El Presidente.Natalya turns the wheel to try to avoid a crash. She isn't able to prevent it, but she keeps it from hitting too hard. The Lurching movement gives Tericia (who's skill at dancing just paid off) a chance to get some shots off at the Dozer, and turn the balance of fire in your direction.The gap in the suppression, is all you need to grab your rifle and vault over the gap between the boats to flank the dozer. Landing in a roll, you open fire. A few bullets hit him, but he's not going down as easy as his friends.>What do?
>>35208262> Keep his attention on us, and let Suzuku open a hole in his skull.
>>35208239>>35208206Boats are not cars, you can't just "Put them in reverse"As for a collision, it will damage both boats, but not sink either of them.
>>35208084Speed up, and cross the T
>>35208262could we have one of our girls jump off the yacht, swim to the other side of the boat, crawl up and then flank him?
>>35208262Continue firing while sliding into cover.
>>35208262Crossfire, call for his surrender, if he's still alive.
>>35208293If the trawler's still moving, that's a hell of a swim.
>>35208288>Boats are not carsI wasn't sure how much bullshit you were going to allow.>>35208291Besides being too late, our boats weren't even in that position, or a position where that could be possible.
>>35208293Both boats are still moving, so that's a stupid idea.
>>35208262We need to get a shotgun.
>>35208370we can put a cutdown one underneath our AR, but we're not getting rid of our AR>>35208262seconding >>35208295if we have any grenades, nows the time to use them, they won't hole the hull
>>35208370Or one of these.
>>35208434That may be a bit overkill for this mission, but in general I agree.
>>35208410Grenades would be nice, but i don't think we have any.
No response from Suzuka, but Tericia keeps firing, as Natalya tries to regain control of the boat. With the Dozer unable to divide his fire between you and Teri, you sidestep to behind where the dead captain is laying, and put some rounds into the Man's skull. As the Dozer goes down hard, you manage to pull the captain off the wheel and steer away from Natalya as you slow down.>Keep driving.>Sweep the boat for any stragglers.>Go make sure Suzuka is okay.
>>35208434Thats what we name our strapon anon.>>35208400>we can put a cutdown one underneath our AR, but we're not getting rid of our ARYeah>>35208530we do>Sweep the boat for any stragglers.while Nat does >Go make sure Suzuka is okay.
>>35208530>>Go make sure Suzuka is okay.Are you rolling anything for this?
>>35208530Tell Nat to check on Suzu, Teri and us will check for stragglers.
>>35208530>>Go make sure Suzuka is okay.
>>35208530Cut speed to zero, call for someone to check on Suzuka, sweep the boat.
>>35208530Shut down the boat and do a sweep, get someone to come with you, and have the other person check Suzuka. Dont want anyone sneaking up on us or having someone lying around knocked out/dead
>>35208554Change mine to reflect >>35208555
Pulling the throttle to zero, you shout to Natalya to check Suzuka. She hands the controls over to Teri, and grabs her bag before climbing up to the top decks while Teri brings the battered Yacht across. You hope the CIA didn't have any sort of deposit on this thing, because it's covered in bullet holes now.The Trawler is in slightly better shape, and you reload and sweep it from stern to bow, as you reach the bulkhead, you hear some movement inside now that all the noise has died down.>Open the hatch quickly and dump a magazine inside.>Open the hatch slooowly.>Wait for the other girls to come about.
>>35208659>Open the hatch slooowly.
>>35208659>Wait for the other girls to come about.
>>35208659>>Wait for the other girls to come about.
>>35208659>Wait for the other girls to come about.Do this right. Don't rush it now that we're on top of the situation
>>35208689>>35208705>>35208706You sit there silently and listen, hearing two voices and guns cocking inside. So there were more of them. After a few tense minutes, a hard BUMP tells you that Tericia has brought the Yacht alongside the Trawler. You hear her voice calling out to you, but she's on the other side. "Suzi's okay, she just got banged up by the shrapnel. Natalya's taking care of her. Come help me tie these boats up.>Call Teri to come over, letting the boats drift apart again.>Go help Teri while keeping your gun pointed in the direction of the bulkhead.>Let Teri tie the boats together herself and keep waiting.
>>35208850>Let Teri tie the boats together herself and keep waiting.
>>35208850>Go help Teri while keeping your gun pointed in the direction of the bulkhead.
>>35208850>Go help Teri while keeping your gun pointed in the direction of the bulkhead.When they come out, we'll know where they are but they won't know where we are, giving us the advantage.
>>35208850>>Go help Teri while keeping your gun pointed in the direction of the bulkhead.
A note on mechanics.There won't be any rolling, and the girls probably won't get seriously hurt. Any guro will be for NPCs and enemies. What will happen however, is careless choices may lead to team members being temporarily unusable, and things the players might care about becoming collateral damage.>>35208901>>35208902>>35208915>>35208920You pretend to have not noticed the guys, and silently move over to Teri. She notices you staring at the bulkhead however, and whispers. "more?" to which you reply. "at least two, below decks."It's not too easy to tie a boat up while keeping overwatch, but you manage eventually, and both of you slowly advance. Keeping your weapons ready and on high alert.>Take point and be ready for anything. With Terica at your back.>Open the bulkhead for Teri and let her spray inside.
>>35209004>>Open the bulkhead for Teri and let her spray inside.
>>35209004>Take point and be ready for anything. With Terica at your back.
>>35209004>Take point and be ready for anything. With Terica at your back.More than shotguns, we need to invest in flashbangs.
>>35209004>Take point and be ready for anything>Have Tericia check the Dozer and the captain for grenades, and have her be ready with one.
>>35209004>>Take point and be ready for anything. With Terica at your back.Flashbangs would be nice, yes.
>>35209096The Dozer has an LMG, and the captain has an SMG, both of eastern European manufacture. The other two have AKs, no nades unfortunately.Tericia pulls open the door and you burst in thumb over bore like a tactical goddess. You don't have flashbangs, but the sun happens to be at your back, and the difference in light between inside and outside produces a similar effect. You see a pirate crouching behind an overturned table, blinded by the sunlight, and put a three round burst his center mass. Tango down.>Advance.>Check your corners!
>>35209243>Check your corners!
>>35209243>>Check your corners!
>>35209243>>Check your corners!Always check our corners: Teri has our back if someone ahead pops up.
>>35209252>>35209269>>35209270You swing left and right. It's hard to see down here, especaly with your eyes still adjusted to daylight. But you are pretty sure you see something moving in the darkness!>Spray and pray>Charge into CQC>Take cover and open fire once your eyes adjust
>>35209349>>Take cover and open fire once your eyes adjust
>>35209349We do>>Take cover and open fire once your eyes adjusthave teri do>Spray and pray
>>35209349>Take cover and open fire once your eyes adjust
>>35209391>>35209392>>35209408The skinny naked pirate opens fire on you with his AK, missing you by a hair and putting some more holes into the boat, letting sunlight in in bright shafts. His firing at you gives Teri the opportunity to tear him apart with her LMG. Her bullets mangling his tiny body and putting more tiny holes in the boat's hull. Thankfully none of them are below the waterline.>What do?
>>35209581Search the boat, get the loot, get out
>>35209581> Sweep the hold, then see if we can find the cargo before shecking on Suzu.
>>35209581secure the boat and loot everything
>>35209581Finish searching the boat. Look for more stragglers, and the cargo. Also search the bodies for everything they have, and loot everything. Those AK's may be rusty, but with a bit of metal polish, steel wool, and gun polish, they should be good as new. Their parts will also be easy to machine, and if the wood furniture is too far gone, we'll got some plastic replacements.
You and Teri search the hold and find no more survivors. The two pirates below decks seem to be carrying newer model AKs than the ones up top, and as you rummage around you find an opened box full of AKs, and another full of 5.45 ammo. There is also a box containing an RPG along with some rockets, and several bales of what appears to be pure Afghan Heroin. It looks like this was a fairly standard CIA Guns for Drugs deal. No way of knowing why it went so wrong, but now you have both.>What do? Also it's getting late, probably going to archive soon and go to bed. School tomorrow.
>>35209781Commandeer the fishing trawl since your boat is full of holes.
>>35209809could we also tow the yacht?
>>35209781sell the drugs to the CIA for more stuff?found a PMC?
>>35209809You put a few holes in the trawler as well.
>>35209847then try and patch it up as much as possible before commandeering it.If possible, do the same with the yacht while towing it
>>35209781Call our handler, see what she wants to do with the "other" cargo.
>>35209781Call up Alexi, tell her we got the heroin, but we've got no contacts to make sales.We'll sell the stuff to her, at a discount of course (10% is still a discount).And we keep the guns.
>>35209896Oh, and also make sure to give Suzuku some extra loving tonight.
>>35209950Honestly? We'll take what we can get from her. Even selling it at half black market value is a lot of fucking money.
>>35209972Of course we'll sell, but we can start at 90% and make her haggle us down to 50%, by throwing in Gen IV NV gear, some sweet comm gear, and US military accessories.
>>35209877The trawler is made of metal. You can patch the holes up temporaraly, and probably should if you want to do any sailing. More permanent repairs should be cheap-ish latter on, but would require welding equipment.The Yacht is made of fiberglass, and while it's still perfectly seaworthy, it's superstructure looks like shit, splinters everywhere. Repairs would probably be expensive. You doubt either boat is in any shape to tow the other, but Natalya tells you that you should be able to extend the range of one of them by transferring fuel from one and scuttling the other.>Ditch the yacht, dump the bodies overboard and patch up the bullet holes in the Trawler.>Ditch the trawler and load the cargo onto the yacht. Covering up the damage with a tarp or something.
>>35210069>>Ditch the trawler and load the cargo onto the yacht. Covering up the damage with a tarp or something.
>>35210069>>Ditch the yacht, dump the bodies overboard and patch up the bullet holes in the Trawler.Both options are suspicious anyways.
>>35210069>Ditch the yacht, dump the bodies overboard and patch up the bullet holes in the Trawler.Trawlers's sturdier. I feel safer on board.
>>35210069>Ditch the trawler and load the cargo onto the yacht. Covering up the damage with a tarp or something.Yacht's got "CIA Black Asset" written all over it for anyone who checks.
>>35210069>Ditch the trawler and load the cargo onto the yacht. Covering up the damage with a tarp or something.If anyone ask, we have no idea what we learn at Boating School.
>>35209781>opened box full of AKs, and another full of 5.45 ammoOkay, that means that the AK's are probably AK-74M, AK-105, or AK-107.74M is slightly older, but still pretty good.105 is a carbine, so slightly easier to use in buildings and close quarters.107 is the latest and greatest, still using the easy to maintain Kalashnikov system but with a refined recoil system from the AEK-971.All have synthetic furniture, and are meant to use Russian rifle accessories.>There is also a box containing an RPG along with some rocketsI'm assuming it's an RPG-7V2, due to it's ubiquitous nature.
>>35210069>Ditch the yacht, dump the bodies overboard and patch up the bullet holes in the Trawler.Wait, this trawler is probably not going to raise as many eyes, and as an Arab asset probably blend in easier.
While you are still deliberating over which boat to take, you stop to check on Suzuka. She's sleeping peacefully, no serious injuries. The bandages only make her look cuter. You fawn over her for a few minutes before Natalya interrupts. "Text from the spook lady." she says as she tosses you the phone.>Good job gals. That'l teach em to mess with america. >You can keep the hardware as payment. >Did you manage to get any Heroin, or were they lying to us the whole time? >If you still have it, bring it back to Dubai, My men will be wating to take it off your hands, and make sure the cops won't bother you."I bet we could make more money selling it ourselves if we don't go back to Dubai." Natalya tells you slyly as you look up from the phone.>Take the Yacht back to Dubai to return the drugs.>Take the Trawler somewhere else to sell the drugs.
>>35210370so the AKs couldn't be 200s...
>>35210613>Take the Yacht back to Dubai to return the drugs.We'd make more money in the short run, but we personally saw (and did) what happens to people who cross the CIA without any backers to get them out of the fire.Text Alexi that we want money as well. Say 25% of the worth of the heroin.
>>35210613>>Take the Yacht back to Dubai to return the drugs.
>>35210613Why can't we take the trawler back to Dubai?
>>35210613>>Take the Trawler somewhere else to sell the drugs.
>>35210673>Say 25% of the worth of the heroin.No, wait, start higher.75%, but let her haggle us down to 25% and some Gen IV NV gear.
>>35210613>Take the Yacht back to Dubai to return the drugs.>>35210673Demanding money from the CIA = crossing the CIA.Let's just give her the drugs.
>>35210767Then what about calling it operating expense?Face it, we need cash.At the very least, some arms dealer contacts we can offload extra guns to.
>>35210673The Cargo was our payment for the job.... we can re-sell the Drugs to the CIA for the money.We then use the money to buy a mansion of some description somewhere, take those Maids we were having fun with to look after the place, then we'll have a base of operations from which we can make plans and upgrade...
>>35210726You could, but it's less likely to be allowed into the yacht club, even with the damage. Really the first vote was inconclusive so I attached it to another question.You narrow your eyes at Natalya for suggesting you cross the most dangerous organization on the planet, and begin to thumb in an honest reply onto the phone. Lexi is pleased to learn the Heroin is accounted for. >Sweet! Guess those towelheads didn't like haggling XPShe however, does like to haggle, and offers you some cash and NVGs for all of the Heroin, and some of the guns back. Slightly less cash than you would have wanted, she seems to prefer giving you gear than straight up cash.>Leave the trawler drifting.>Test use it for target practice.
>>35210916>Test use it for target practice.
>>35210916>>Test use it for target practice.
>>35210916>>Test use it for target practice.Too many questions leaving it there
>>35210916Remember to take all of the weapons from the dead smugglers as well.Get all of their personal effects first, as well as Dozer's ammo for his HMG. Then let Teri practice on the HMG to scuttle the trawler. Since we're not getting too much cash, we need to loot the dead as much as possible.
>>35210950>>35210955>>35210971Once you've unloaded everything from the Trawler, you siphon the fuel and throw a tarp over the Yacht's damaged superstructure. As you turn back to Dubai, Teri unloads a belt of 5.45 into the Trawler, before getting frustrated and finishing it off with a rocket propelled grenade. It goes up in a satisfying explosion, before sinking beneath the waves as you sail off into the sunset.>Fin for the night.
>>35210916Is that Gen IV night-vision equipment, up to US military specs (preferably special forces specs)?And what percentage of the heroin's value were we able to get?I hope we kept at least half the crate of guns.
>>35211089When will you be running next?And can you answer >>35211091
>>35211089Thanks for running.
Alright, it's getting late and I have class tomorrow. Here's Lexi's twitter account if you want to keep following this quest or otherwise communicate with me.https://twitter.com/CIALexi>>35211106Not sure when I'm running next. Maybe latter this week. At least once a week. I'm not sure if monday will be a regular day. I think some kind of night I don't have to get up in the morning would be better.>>35211091Yes, she promised you fancy NVGs. She seems to be more willing to pay you in guns and gear than in cash. How very american of her.Next mission you will be able to chose between your euro-trash fishguns, or the AKs, and you won't have to worry much about ammo. But you probably won't be carrying around enough weapons to equip a significantly larger squad just yet.Any other questions/comments?
>>35211200About how much money did we get, and will we soon be able to acquire a base of operations?I don't think we've got enough money that we could justify bringing those housekeeping girls along, no matter how much we want to, or they want to come.We could send them a few hundred dollars every now and then to let them know we're still thinking about them and that we'll come for them eventually.
>>35211200could you post more cheesecake next time?also, will we get the option to freelance to other groups or are we just sticking with CIA?
>>35211248Supporting this.Hopefully we can do some job for other client as long as we don't cross Langley.
>>35211241Seconding the base. Maybe the Americans have an abandoned base nearby which we could renovate...
>>35211200Thanks for the thread, it was fun. Hope to see you soon!>>35211314They do, but the 33rd is going to need it when the sandstorms start rolling.
>>35211248You had opportunities to interact with the Dubai underworld and Indian ocean pirate clans. There will be more opportunities to meet them and other groups in the future. Working for the is probably the path of least resistance right now, as you already know Alexis.>>35211248Sure, Have some lolis.
>>35211314Dubai is so expensive, though.I'd rather have someplace more affordable.
>>35211357will we ever get the chance to bring a guy onto the team?
>>35211423The western coast of India?
>>35211357>battle lolisWill this happen? I don't mean Suzuha, but actual lolis.>>35211423>>35211451What about places that are slightly less of a constant shitstorm?
>>35211448A beefcake among a cheesecake? It rather hard to shallow for me, dunno how is it with other anons.>>35211451>>35211465Where we want to expand our operation, by the way.
>>35211488>It rather hard to shallow for me, dunno how is it with other anons.Same.
>>35211465The Bahamas, maybe? Somewhere in the Caribbean?Maybe South America, like Brazil or Argentina?>>35211488>expand our operationMexico, against the cartels? Or Southeast Asia?There's always Syria and ISIS-controlled regions.
>>35211448Not joining the team directly. You can however interact with guys, either sexing them or fighting alongside them them. You won't directly control anybody with a Y chromosome however. You are called the Amazonas for a reason.>>35211465Very possibly.As for where to go next. I have a few ideas for hotspots lined up. And going back to Replublica and rebuilding it might be a long term goal.
>>35211541Woo, reverse harems!
>>35211522South East Asia?Many corrupt officials to bribe, many shady deals to done, etc.
Remember we are on the CIA's payroll. If we start shit elsewhere and they see themselves involved they'll "uninvolve" themselves like they usually do: with several Hellfires to the face.
>>35211731Or just packing up and leave a note saying 'U r Ur own now. Ciao <3'.
>>35211765The note is actually an IR designator which several drones will use to shoot several Hellfires to our face.
>>35211089>>35211200just got back from running some errands, thanks for the thread, cya next time
>Next mission you will be able to chose between your euro-trash fishguns, or the AKs,If we're not going to be on a mission for a length of time greater than a day, and we don't have to worry about spare parts or ammo, there's no reason not to take the euro guns. They're finicky and high maintenance, but that's what makes them very accurate, high rate of fire, good recoil compensation, and actually unlikely to jam.The AK's are only a good alternative if any of the above come into play.
>>35212183My thoughts too, the AK's should be backups for our fishguns
>>35211731We're just assets on tap. If we get busy with out own shit enough to refuse a mission, they'll be disappointed, but I do not think they'll expend much effort against us unless we go directly against them.