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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.

I lean over, giving Claire a long affectionate kiss."I love you." I mutter in her ear as we seperate. "But maybe I stick to driving stick next time?"

She grins, sticking her still wet finger in her mouth, savouring the flavour. "C'mon. Let's get some chocolat chaud." I tell her, scrounging around for my clothes.

Upstairs and fully dressed, I make everyone a drink, expending all the cocoa on four cups. Claire sips hers appreciatively, as I look around. Mia is watching TV with Mum, silent as she stares at the screen. Bored out of her skull. I pass her a cup and tell her to come back to my room.

I stare at the remaining cup of hot chocolate. Hmmm.

>Give it to Mum, peacekeeping effort
>Go give it to Eri, apologise
>Give it to Mike, maybe he'll express an emotion for once.
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>>35220848
>Write in
Give it to MIA
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>>35220848
>Go give it to Eri
And high five.
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>>35220848
>Go give it to Eri, apologise
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>>35220848
>>Go give it to Eri, apologise
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>>35220848
>Go give it to Eri
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>>35220871
we gave her one already anon, fucking read

>>35220848
seconding >>35220873 then apologise
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>>35220871
but, she already has one
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>>35220848
>Go give it to Eri, apologise
We can keep it just girls and transformed catgirls next time.
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>>35220848
>>35220873
seconded
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>>35220848
>>Go give it to Eri, apologise
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>>35220911
YEah best idea.
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>>35220848
>>Go give it to Eri, apologise
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>>35220848
>>Go give it to Eri, awkwardly apologise as we pretend we weren't licking our sisters neck a short while ago.
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>>35220998
nothing to be awkward about anon, she tasted nice and she liked it
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>>35220998
She was Delicious and would lick again 10/10
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>>35220848
>>Go give it to Eri, apologise
Say that we liked being a girl, at least
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>>35221022
I'm autistic and even I could figure out she immediately got uncomfortable.
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>>35221077
>Eri looks around, "Really?" She asks, only to be interrupted by me licking her neck. "Oooh-

You certainly are autistic.
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>>35220848
Wait what did I miss, I read the second part of nine? is this the second part of 10?
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I knock gently. "What?" comes the answer.

She lies in what seems to be her post work out fashion. T posing on the bed, at least the room doesn't smell like vomit.

"What?" She repeats, harsher tone.

I shift uncomfortably. "I... wanted to apologise for all that downstairs." I start

"What, the bit where you flirted with me, where you grew cat shit, where you turned your cute girlfriend into a man or where you licked my neck?" She asks, the anger's gone, almost replaced by genuine curiosity now.

Her arms fold slowly over her. "Well?"

>What do?
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>>35221077
Good now you fit in with the rest of us
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>>35221118
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35215035
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>>35221118

nevermind, found it, name your fucking threads better chuckle, also it doesn't seem like the first part of 10 was archived
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>>35221122
… all of it
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>>35221118
yes
>>35215035
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>>35221122
>Uhhh... yes?
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>>35221122
The man part?
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>>35221102
Try finishing a paragraph instead of cherrypicking sentence fragments?

>Eri looks around, "Really?" She asks, only to be interrupted by me licking her neck. "Oooh- Hey. Get off." She shoves me away, letting go of my ear.

>'I was just about to', I think to myself.

>"You're a little... weirdo Danny." She says flatly.
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Imagine mom's reaction if she found out her faggot of a son got turned into a catgirl, got the D and enjoyed it.
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>>35221122
>Where... my girlfriend got a dick?
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>>35221122
"Uh, ok... You asked for it. Actually I wanted to thank you. The sex was great.."
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>>35221122
the bit with turning Claire into a man, shouldn't have done that, you were enjoying yourself and I stuffed that up

but you did enjoy being licked
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>>35221122
The part where we turned Claire into a man.
It was obviously a complete buzzkiller for her, so we shouldn't have done that when she was having fun petting the neko-Dani.
She can do it to us again, and should try it sometime; that earplay is really, really good.
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>>35221176
>Try finishing a paragraph instead of cherrypicking sentence fragments?
I did, and she liked it, then she freaked out, there is a very clear moan, and then a break in the thought chain when she realises whats happening

stop being autistic
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>>35221122
Grab a bit of paper, write "I'm at the library" Stick it on her door.
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>>35221159
support
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>>35221122
>Sorry for the dick.

>apologizing for everything
but she likes Dannietta or whatever, dammit.
Not sure about cat ears.
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>>35221122
"Be honest, you liked it all except for when Claire became Clarence, and I'm sorry about being a buzzkill like that. If you want, I can have Mia do the cat thing again, this time to you and Claire, because seriously, it feels sooo good."
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>>35221122
>The guy part.

I.. The cat me.. I guess... Really Likes... Everyone.
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>>35221122
"One and three mostly"
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>>35221122
Everything?
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>>35221122
>Well, for flirting and the dick, I guess? At least definitely the dick. Not sure about flirting.
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>>35221179
this
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I set the cup down on her bedside table. "The part where I turned Claire into a man." Is all I say.

She stares up at me. "AND?"

I shrug, "That's it." She stares at me, unreadable. "You should try the cat ears thing sometime. Like... holy shit it's amazing!" She continues staring.

"Hmmph." Is all she has to say.

>No really, I could call Mia in now
>Enjoy your chocolate
>Kiss her
>Other?
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>>35221176
She was DTF but wiereded out till we made Claire a Guy then she said Nah Fuck it I'm gone. We ruined it for her.
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>>35221371
>Other?
Stare back, stare contest.
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>>35221371
>>Enjoy your chocolate
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>>35221371
>Kiss her
I know I shouldn't but I want to see the reaction
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>>35221371
>>No really, I could call Mia in now
>>Enjoy your chocolate
>>Kiss her
but kiss her on the cheek, and give her a hug, she may be a weeb, but shes an awesome sister, we should tell her as much
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>>35221371
>>35221400
Yes.
Best sister.
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>>35221371
>>No really, I could call Mia in now
>No really, I could call Mia in now
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>>35221371
Ok, sorry about everything. I wasn't thinking straight. Maybe in heat.
Bur you should try it sometime, claire would like to.
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>>35221371
Seconding >>35221400
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>>35221371
>No really, I could call Mia in now
Get her to try it.
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>>35221371
>No really, I could call Mia in now
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>>35221371
>No really, I could call Mia in now
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>>35221371
>>35221400
this
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I'm this guy >>35221451
If she agrees, get Claire for the petting, she has some training now.
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>>35221400
This, adding in something about making up to her how shit we just were to her.
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>>35221371
>>No really, I could call Mia in now

This time no guy stuff just lost of purring.
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Side note Mia's scars hurt us. If she wanted she could draw people with horrible injuries and wipe them out.
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>>35221580
Oh shit, you're right. Good catch anon.
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>>35221580
>Mia has the death note
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Heh. Later when we're alone with Claire we can mention that she always wanted a cat. Dani/Danny best cat Ever.
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>>35221580
>>35221603
Why focus on pain when we can have the lewds?
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>>35221580
>>35221630
she needs fysical contact.
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>>35221645
We may have to fight some one at some point... and that's a neat trick to have? It's not focusing on the pain. At the moment we're offering Eri a chance to have 3 cat girls at her beck and call.
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>>35221645
So, what, ask Mia to draw Dani orgasaming?
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>>35221645
Do we want our enemies to have lewds?
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>>35221677
But... then it wouldn't stop... till the drawing wore off.

also
Chuckles ButtTickler @PokeMangQM 4m4 minutes ago
Keyboard shit itself, gimme a minute to restart
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>>35221580
Or better, it's pain that won't leave behind permanent scars except the memories.

We could make Chad feel his arms and legs break, his guts torn out, experience all of that pain, and then have all of the damage disappear.
No evidence, nothing except some dumb jock who's probably drunk or high on something screaming about how much it hurts for 5 minutes.
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>>35221670
no we're not
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>>35221670
Draw someone whit the lewdesr ahegao and turn people in defeseless orgasming catgirl. No pain, larger stun time, free lewds.
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>>35221691
Are you saying that is a bad thing or are you just making an observation?
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>>35221722
>>35221729
This... should probably be tried.. but not right now. Eri probably won't react to that well just... yet
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"No really. I could Call Mia in now." I offer

She stares up at me, opening her mouth. She pauses, choosing her words. "N... not right now."

I shrug, "Well. Enjoy your chocolate."

She stares at the mug, "I thought it was tea." She pouts.

I lean down and kiss her on the cheek. She freezes, but makes no move to stop me or condone the action. "Well... thanks for understanding. I think Mia made me in heat or something."

She quirks her eyebrow at that, "When are you not in heat? You know that wall over there isn't that thick right?"

I twist my face apologetically, before giving her a last hug. "Night Eri."

Mia is slumped over my chair, sitting on it backwards as she blows to cool her drink. I take the bed next to Claire. She nuzzles me with the top of her head, purring softly in mockery.

We all drink in appreciative silence. Eventually, Mia sets her mug down, empty. She looks at my desk clock. "I should... probably get home." She mentions.

>Ok, stay safe
>Not happening, it's dangerous this time of night
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>>35221677
>30 minute orgasm
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>>35221778
>Not happening, it's dangerous this time of night.

Giant Robots and shit.
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>>35221371
>No, really, I could call Mia in now
>It was...listen, there's no good way to describe it.
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>>35221778
>Not happening, it's dangerous this time of night
Perfectly true.
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>>35221778
>>Not happening, it's dangerous this time of night
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>>35221778
>Not happening, it's dangerous this time of night

She can Snuggle with Claire and Danny. We're all lewded out. Need to make that off handed comment about finally getting/being Claire's cat.
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>>35221778
>You sure? It's dangerous this time of night."
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>>35221784
Maybe Mia could make a countdown tattoo or something so we know when we change back or when it will stop.
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>>35221778
>You sure? It's dangerous this time of night.
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>>35221778
>Not happening, it's dangerous this time of night
We do live in a town where the excuse "I was kidnapped by ninjas" is a completely valid excuse.
Which Magical Girls also here now, Monster Of The Week are also possible.
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>>35221835
Good idea!
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>>35221835
Shouldn't any change have the same result though? I mean I think you'd notice suddenly not being a Catgirl.
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>Not.. not right now

That isn't another one of those I'M AT THE LIBRARY FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Because if so we totally missed it again.
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>>35221890
Just to see if it can be done and if she can control how long the changes/materialization of things last.
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>>35221890
I think he meant before hand.
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What if mia draws something legendary? Like the ocarina of time? Would it be magical?
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>>35221924
Ah I get it.

>>35221912
I don't think it was? Should we go back and ask?
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>>35221912
Nah, it's a go away so that I can schlick in peace/cry myself to sleep.
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>>35221912
I think it was more that she has to come to terms with it herself than anything else. and by it I mean "this catgirl I'm petting is actually my brother"
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>>35221778
slip sis a note under the door "I'm sorry if I fucked up again like with the Library thing. I am. Check if the /fit/ has improved your /hit/ if you think I deserve it."
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>>35222033
Seconded
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>>35222033
>>>/hit/
what board even is that even
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>>35222033
yeah Backing this one just in case.
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>>35221778
>Not happening, it's dangerous this time of night
> use the phone to call your house that way they won't worry about where you are
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>>35222033
What the fuck is /hit/?
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>>35222033
Normally I'd say we're overthinking things, but we did mistake that "Fuck off and die" for what she meant.

Sure, let's do it.
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>>35222095
It's hard to tell man when ever I've said FUCK OFF AND DIE. I've not meant Hey come meet me.

She just said Not tonight. Maybe that means RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
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"Not happening. It's dangerous this time of night. Besides." I walk over to set my cup down too. "Then we'd miss ya cutie."

She blushes again. "Well Claire, looks like you got that kitten you always wanted." I point out

She gives a laugh. "Phnahaha.... Like a sex kitten."

I sigh. "Yes... that's the joke." In the following silence, we can all hear a poorly muffled groan coming from the next room.

"Well, time for bed." I lie between the two girls, both of whom cuddle into me.

I notice Mia has a new bite mark. One that I didn't give her. I brush her hair off the mark to inspect it, earning a wink from Claire, who shuts the lamp off.

The moaning and groaning continues on for a good while eventually accompanied by a faint buzzing, keeping the three of us awake.

Everyone has rings under their eyes in the morning, as we all chew our breakfast in silence.

Eri saunters through the kitchen, taking a swill of milk from the jug, before heading out through the door. Down the hall, I notice Mike walking into her room, laptop in hand.

>Fuck school, I need more sleep
>Go to class
>Tail Eri
>Other?
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>>35222168
>Faint buzzing
>Sensible chuckle

>Go to class
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>>35222168
>Tail Eri
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>>35222168
>Go to class
we cant have Claire flunking out.
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>>35222168
>Go to class
We didn't tutor Claire last night, so we'll have to really help her out today.
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>>35222168
>>Go to class
Need to be able to know shit ourselves if we're going to be tutoring.
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>>35222168
>Go to class
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>>35222168
>Fuck school, I need more sleep
The 12th reich appeared in our basement so we had to miss school to save the world
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>>35222168
>Thank Mike for doing that for Eri, warn him that Mom's planning on kicking her out soon
>>Go to class
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>>35222168
>Go to class
we need to learn stuff and tell neji to stop being a bitch (wont happen but a man can dream, right?)
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>>35222168
>Go to class
Leave Eri alone for a bit, last night was eventful.
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>>35222274
>her
Him.
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>>35222296
Yeah, that might actually apply to both of them...
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>>35222168
*looks at clock*

So when you passing out Chuckles?
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>>35222354
I doubt it.
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>>35222168
>>Go to class
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>>35222451
He's a NEET, he's sheltering Erica, his job prospects are low, and his relationship prospects are even lower. If mother-figure can't go after Erica, Mike is going to be next against the wall.
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>>35222168
>>Go to class

>>35222363
Chuckles doesn't pass out, he merely transcends into a state of pure smut that looks like sleep to the uninitiated
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We trudge to school, yawning, too poor to afford energy drinks, and the house was out of coffee.

Arriving in class, I see Sheen is crying. Whatever. Not my problem, walking past, I notice his blue haired not-girlfriend isn't here.

As i take my seat, I notice Nej is wearing a large Band aid over a bump on his head.

As I sit to face the front, Mr O squints at me, looking between me and the attendance roster. He grinds the cigarette out on the floor as he calls my name, before getting on with the day's classes.

I fight the alluring comfort of drifting to sleep. During lunch, I cover the morning's lessons with Claire, making sure she understands what happened during the Sino-French conflict in ww3. "So then the japs nuked Nanxiang, and China finally surrendered... got that?" She nods, grinding at her eyes. Mia sleeps at the table, using her old jacket as a pillow.

During afternoon class, the band aid on Nej's head bursts off, a giant robot hand exploding out of his skull as everyone shrieks in terror.

Jerry and Mr O tag team the thing, as Sheen and the red haired bitch cower in a corner. Joey Joe steps forward, tucking his cap on and a series of fist sized holes appear in the robot.

"Good Grief." He mutters, sitting back at his desk, as the robot collapses in a pile of scrap metal and fizzing electronics.

Fuck you Nej.

After class, Claire has to go to practice, and Mia has counselling.

>It's time to...
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>>35222574
>During afternoon class, the band aid on Nej's head bursts off, a giant robot hand exploding out of his skull as everyone shrieks in terror.
wat

Well, I guess we'll watch Claire's practice and have some fun in the changing rooms
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>>35222622
FLCL
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>>35222643
Why is Nej him though?
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>>35222574
Go wait for Mia to get out of counseling, then wait with her for Claire, then the three of us can go visit Rosa.
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>>35222574
>>It's time to...
Watch Claire's practice
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>>35222649
shithead harem protagonist seems to fit Naota pretty well, given we know nothing else about Nej really
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>>35222574
Take a nap
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>>35222574
>Go support Claire in practice
>Leave early/stay after to snag up Mia once her counselling is done.
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>>35222574
So Jotaro's in our class too?
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>>35222574
>>35222707
seconded
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>>35222715
>Joey Joe
>Jojo
What do you think?
I think Dio was in our class too.
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>>35222574
Ask counselor if she found herself a date to the ball yet. Tell Mia we'll be at Claire's practice and go there.
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>>35222752
Which one is Dio?
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>>35222574
Go home, go sleep.
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>>35222715
Must be a lot of ladies swooning over Joey Joe, but he'll never return any affections. Something about marine life being his passion.
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>>35222574
>>35222757
Yus, that is if she doesn't want us to stay and wait for her, I guess
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>>35222770
I don't know. A few chapter ago Daniel mentioned Joey Joe going after some guy and that guy never showing up again.
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>>35222806
Lack of sleep is going to catchup to us eventually. I figure at the bleachers is a good place for a nap if we suddenly fall asleep. provided the bullies dont get any ideas.
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>>35222757
What's the odds that she'll slowly go fucking nuts and starts playing the Harley Quinn to (her entirely delusional impression of) our Joker?
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>>35222881
Harley Quinn is much more competent.
I just figured we'd enjoy giving the counselor a dose of her own medicine. She might even actually find a date in which case good for her.
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>>35222881
Who?
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>>35222783
Does he like fish sticks?
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I head to the bleachers by the hockey field, waving at Claire, before I take a nap under the seats, texting Mia my location as well.

Sure enough, she kicks me in the shoulder to wake me, "Sup nerd." She yawns, laying down with me, she lazily readjusts her clothes as she rests her head on my shoulder. "These fucking... things always bunch up weird when you lay down." She complains.

Mia hasn't responded I note, checking my phone. I note the time.

I can still hear screeching and whistling coming from the field, she ditched practice early for me.

>Go back to practice
>Wanna lewd?
>Nap time
>Other?
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>>35223054
>STUDYING
YOU CANT FAIL THE THINGS CLAIRE
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>>35223054
>Go back to practice
"Come on, Claire, don't wuss out just for our sake. Mia isn't here yet anyway."
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>>35223054
>>Go back to practice
>Or do you want to study?
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>>35222919
Joker(as in the Batman villain and not some random anime character) has a girlfriend.
She was a phsychatrist at Arkham called Harley Quinzel, fell in love with him while trying to treat him, and eventually became his comrade in crime.
Stereotypical abusive relationship, sometimes lesbians with poison Ivy, and one of the scarier parts is that she's actually competent if she bothers to use her intelligence. All of the other villains are insane in some way while Harley is perfectly capable of being sane and not having some neurosis that makes her easily defeatable.

She once broke out and while trying to catch her Batman GAVE UP because it was impossible. He actually went and capture the joker instead so that she'd willingly go back to the asylum because it was Valentines day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWQaxfputyo
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>>35222919
The Counselor becoming the female sidekick to the Joker of DC Comics. That sidekick is dreadfully psychotic and utterly devoted to a maniac.

Since the counselor already sees us as a maniac and we're asking if she has a date...

>>35222916
I'm not sure about Quinn's competence as a doctor, but okay.
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>>35223054
>STUDYING
sweaty abs licking time.
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>>35223054
>>35223083
Seconded if she gets cut it'll hurt her
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>>35220848
I can't believe we didn't get some of that sweet, sweet cream.
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>>35223054
>Go back to practice
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>>35223054
>Nap time
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>>35223155
No longer cat. Thus it was gay. Dont worry im sure the girls will provide plenty of things for Danni to lap up.
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>>35223141
She's quite competent. Very lazy but competent.(and she doesn't want to overshadow Mr J since he gets jealous easily) You see it come out in injustice(alt universe) usually since the writers haven't know wtf to do with her since the cartoon she came from ended and that's one of the rare times the writer understood more than lolrandom.
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>>35223054
>>Go back to practice
It's adorable she'd rather be with Danny, but she should go back to practice.
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>>35223224
Wait are we turning the guidance councilor into harlyquinn? I'm down for that I didn't even know it was an option.
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>>35223054
as
>>35223125
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>>35223311
no
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>>35223311
Some anon suggested that we tease her until she thinks we are a fucking crazy psychopath and ends up becoming the Harley Quinn of our Joker.
It would be the biggest fuck up ever, and it wouldn't surprise me considering how Danny fucks up all the time.
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>>35223365
We could probably just.. you know. Get her in bed.

>>35223360
It's like you can't into fun.
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So I think we should stop using the girls powers so much. We don't want it to turn out that everytime we use the powers we lose a year of our life or become infertile. Maybe ask MT if he can look into it or something.
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I groan, comfy, but it's for her own good. "Go back to practice Claire. I'm not giving you all this tutoring so you can skip the team."

She grumbles something about 'tired' and 'bullshit' but pulls herself back out into the sun, jogging back to the field. Everyone on the team still seems scared to fuck with her at least.

Of course, that doesn't make them scared of me. I'm woken up by an angry looking Claire and worried Mia.

"Those cunts are gonna pay for this." She growls, smacking her stick in her palm as she trots towards the changing room, Mia shows me her phone, the camera reflecting my face back at me.

"Fag" is written across my face is sticky red fluid, smells metallic. I notice pieces of papery material laying around and on me, also stained in red, my bag is taped almost entirely up with pads and tampons too.

I stare over at Claire, furiously marching towards the change rooms, swinging her club in vicious arcs.

END OF EPISODE 10
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>>35223394
Why would we want her in bed? She's annoying.
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>>35223458
Wait, did they just... ew.
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>>35223458
Oh shit Chucks, that's nasty
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>>35223458
That's.. fucked up. I know I may sound like a tool but that shit is illegal. Call the cops.
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>>35223458
Right then. Chad should know who did this, so we go with Claire and break him. Then we just keep breaking people until we break to right person.
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>>35223517
>>35223525
>>35223526
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>>35223526
You don't think it was her team mates?
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>>35223458
That's some asshole move. We need some unused stuff, not the dirty ones.
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>>35223458
Eh, I'm not too mad really. Whoever did it was clearly on their period.
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>>35223549

Exactly. It's a calm rational anger. I mean it's a stupid/nasty prank.

It's not like they hurt someone though. If they had attacked Mia or something we'd have flipped our shit.

This is just stupid kids stuff.
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Shit as soon as I catch yelp the thread ends well thanks for running
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>>35223458
Thanks for running as always Chuckles. Any ideas as to when you'll be running again and/or which quest it'll be?
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>>35223549
What are the girls going to do, call the cops on us?
Please.
They know that if they snitch, they're dead. They won't live through the night, nor will their family.
And if they don't know, then Claire is going to teach them that right now.
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At least you have to recognize the effort it took them to gather so much menstruation.
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>>35223555
HAH! You. I like you. You funny guy.
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So is this where we decide to use our powers for "good" and take down the "heroes" by taking all of their jobs. We show up being more competent then all of them combined and put them out of buisness.
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>>35223608
Whenever we see them we need to make a joke about a few of them being HEAVY FLOW. I mean Jesus was it a few highschool girls or some goddamn Cattle?
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>>35223628
>doing excessive work
>helping the assholes living in this shitty town
>playing heroes
Fuck that. Let them do their retarded shit, the last thing we want is to take their place.
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>>35223555
We should use this line whenever someone comments on it.
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>>35223628
I like this. Beat them at their own game, become prom king and queen. Steal nej's harem. Take chad's spot on the football team. Beat all the villans so the main characters become background characters
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>>35223628
No, it is not.
That would be a terrible idea.
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>>35223628
Never.

Just let it go, make snide comebacks whenever they mention it, and just never get mad.
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>>35223628
I would rather we used the girls powers to become God Emperor of the Multiverse.
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>>35223628
REally? Fuck that shit. Look at the people we'd be protecting.

>>35223674
ARe you shitting me? No We don't want his Harem they're all goddamn air heads. Football blows. Fighting villains and shit is time consuming.
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>>35223595
Either tomorrow (tonight for me) or the day after, either way it's gonna be pokemang quest next

check twitter for the updates
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>>35223628
Or we could introduce MT to kids we hate.
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>>35223628
>>35223674
no, fuck that, our entire objective is to NOT get involved in that steaming pile of shit that is being an MC, and to stop all our friends from doing the same.

let the MCs deal with all that shit, we just want to live with our girls/family and have fun.
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How about we just ignore it? Reporting it won't exactly work, and taking physical revenge will just get Claire in trouble.

We should be used to this sort of thing already anyway, sure it's a bit disgusting but we can just wash it off. We could even make a joke out of it.
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>>35223674
why would anyone want nej's harem? and football sucks.
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>>35223714
pokemang quest?
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>>35223714
Thanks, and keep being awesome.
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>>35223748
>football sucks
That depends, are we talking about football or pussy's rugby?
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We could have Claire heal the girls vaginas making them virgins again
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>>35223599
No need for actual violence, my guess is.

Imagine it:
>One of your teammates bashes her way in through the wall of the locker room, using a vending machine as a battering ram.

>Gatorade everywhere.

>She then picks up one of the players by her neck, who puts up an ineffectual struggle.

>Then her boyfriend walks in, picking up a stray bottle of red Gatorade, and making a show of slowly twisting the cap off.

>Red Gatorade all over the floor.

>He informs you that his patience and pure human decency are the only things keeping his girlfriend from twisting her captive's head off like a bottlecap, then doing the same to each of you in turn.

>You're not sure, but you think the girl whose throat is in his girlfriend's grip has just pissed herself.

Would YOU fuck with him again?
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>>35223772
both.
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>>35223750
my other quest

its like pokemon, but full of dumb hip hop references and terrorism

all up on moe archive if you wanna read it
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>>35223800
Oh.
Football is p. nice, but pussy's rugby is shit tier.
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>>35223816
>full of dumb hip hop references and terrorism
Shit, that sounds actually mildly interesting.
can has links, perhaps?
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>>35223555
>>35223747
>>35223584
this, we ignore it, or plot similar revenge for later.

no going all murderhobo on them, especially since it would out Claire as having superpowers and drag us into fighting monster/robots crap, which breaks our main DONT LET US OR OUR FRIENDS GET INVOLVED goal.

>>35223796
and outs our girlfriend as some sort of MC/super character which violates the above goal.
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>>35223796
>I'm telling the counselor on you.
And we either have to deal with more bullshit, or seduce her.
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>>35223796
>Would YOU fuck with him again?
I'd tell the Main Characters that the boyfriend is obviously a villain and the teammate is his Dragon, and they threatened the lacrosse team, and "please protect us, oh strong and handsome MC!"
Then watch as MC's go after the boyfriend, and the more he fights, the more he confirms to the other heroes and heroines of the school that he IS a villain and needs to be taken out.
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>>35223816
Don't forget wrestling and yuri.
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>>35223817
when you say football, do you mean knee based acting, pussys rugby or real football controversial opinions

>>35223844
http://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/pokemang%20quest/
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>>35223816
Ehh I'm trying to read it but I hate Mary and I'm 90% sure she was waifud over Tammy... which kills my interest.
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>>35223858
And then we beat them because we don't
1:Have a monologue
2:Let them have last words
3:Gloat
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>>35223844
>>35223889
i will point out that it starts kinda rough, as its my first quest and junk
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>>35223889
>36
>Frieza defeated
>Pokemang
>Frieza
the shit I'm reading?
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>>35223906
Mary is fine and in the beginning we didn't have much a choice. If we said we didn't love her she would become a dyke hating crazy lady. And by the time we opened up to the idea of a haram Tammy was with Kelsey.
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>>35223920
its a joke

not actually frieza

>>35223906
refer to pic

you misspelled Timmy or Wally
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>>35223908
And then we realize that we didn't want to beat them at all, and HOLY SHIT FUCKING POWER VACUUM MEANS LITTLE SHITS OUR DAY EVERYWHERE FOREVER.

Fuck you. This suggestion is just like wearing the No. 2 Headband.
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>>35223889
Man remember when chuckles didn't have to write smut every thread to please you fucks. Those were the days.
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>>35223956
Wow Saber, hold your knicker, damn woman.
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>>35223977
i remember those times
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>>35223942
Right my whole problem with that statement is

>If we said we didn't love her she would become a dyke hating crazy lady

That totally invalidates her as a choice for me. She was nothing but rude and awful. You give her a pokemang and suddenly everything is goddamn roses.

>>35223956
I have participatied actively in pokemang once and I got a 20 to fuck Timmy over during the Red Garidos lake thing. I've done my share of Timmy hating.
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>>35223977
Yes, that was rather nice.
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I wonder if Mia could draw the inside of the women's locker room, but with "SLUTS" written a foot-high in blood all over the walls?

Then erase it all when the team tries to report it, of course.
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>>35224010
You don't like Cat girls? What are you... Gay?
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>>35224027
yes
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>>35224027
I do, but still.
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>>35224045
Ah well then.. I.. huh.

>>35224059
Don't worry I'm sure they'll be plenty of things that prevent us from smut.
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>>35224090
I hope so.
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>>35224199
Hey I can be persuaded to murder and kill and destroy.

But if Catgirls are an option I'm probably going with that.
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>>35224090
>Don't worry I'm sure they'll be plenty of things that prevent us from smut.
/tg/ does that all by itself.
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>>35224237
Yeah we've got at least one guy putting in terrible suggestions that idiots fall for to cock block us.
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>>35224237
>>35224199
>>35224090
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>>35224237
Not consistently.
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>>35223747
They crossed the ignore it line today. The only concern here is preventing our GF from going to prison for dishing out a well deserved beatdown.
Pretty safe to assume she got a slight superpower charge too and we have absolutely no idea what her rage powers are.
In the long term we probably should have bothered mentioning that we never had any ideas about exploding the school in the first place so stop mentioning it already because it's annoying since we all know that's the first idea that's popping into faculty heads.
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>>35223956
The two Pokemon Charge one another both rearing an arm back for a scratch.
The two pass one another in a blur of limbs.
for a second they both stand, breathing heavily, before psyduck topples over, unconscious.
>RULES OF NATURE plays in the background

I love this shit already
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>>35224378
Chuckles is pretty damn great. He'd know about pokeman and shit. He's from Austrailia... that's where all the pocket monsters live.
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>>35223977
I remember the first time chuckles wrote smut. I rolled a 20 and ask for him to fade to black. Then everyone complained and chuckles said he would fade to black from then on.
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>>35224435
and I lied
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>>35224090
this quest really only has 4 things to do without violating our characters goal to not let us or our friends get involved with MC related bullshit.
hang our with girl(s)
help a girl with an issue
experiment with powers
smut
and two of the 3 nonsmut options lead to lewd sooner or later.

>>35224272
we have turned down sex, or attempts to get sex a ton of times in this quest in favor of other stuff like studying with Claire, or just cuddling.

hell i can hardly believe how many attempts at more sex we turn down compared to other quests, although I suspect it has to do with "go for Lewds" being an option practically every other vote.

that and Chuckles writes my favorite smut, dear god those virginity taking scenes...
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>>35223747
Fuck no



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