http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=neckbeard+questPrevious threadsIf you wish to switch character files, even number must simply suggest PAUSE, FILE SELECT. You may second even numbers in hopes your post lands an even number.-----You decide to use Cryanon's phone to take selfies.
You then take a quick read through Beanon's Hentai Mango.This is no Mango-
I accidentally posted this thread on the wrong board.Damnit moot let me delete my threads again.
>>35244188We've had cryanon's phone this whole time?
Happy birthday!Here, in the sun, we'll be celebrating 4chan's 11th birthday!Do you want to join us, or resume game?
>>35244312Join in. Happy birthday 4chan!
>>35244285>>35244312why is teli so cute
Alright! Go ahead and wonder around in the building and socialize!You can enact and listen into any conversation in this thread, but your actions are still acknowledged if landed an even number. In order to observe thread conversations, just use the action "Listen in". Same goes for talking in general, which is just suggestions telling you to talk to other posters.You are currently in one of the thread's hallways.
>>35244738Strip completely.Ain't a party until you're naked.
>>35244738Acquire Pokeballs. Hunt Teli.By pokeballs I mean ropeand ball gag.
>>35244738Take off your suit jacket and wrap your tie around your head.
>>35244790You're going to have to search around for those first.
>>35245139I'll second 4. Darkest part of the hallway. What could go wrong?
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>35245139I roll the dice to see which door we will take.
You have entered room 4.
>>35245946"Hunting Teli. Need rope. Guys know where I can find some?
>>35245998"We're kinda busy trying to complete this right now..""Come on guys! Eat up~!"
>>35246123Slowly close the door and start crying in blood...
>>35246123Force sweaty anon's face into the banana.
>>35246123>acquire birthday hat
>>35246290While doing this:"Did I fucking stutter, faggots? Where is the rope?"
>>35246123Strip to birthday suit, acquire party hat.Become birthanon.
>>35246290>>35246504>Did I fucking stutter, faggots?>Where is the rope?
>>35246320You have acquired birthday hat."We.. We don't know."
>>35246916Fine, do you guys know where a ball gag is?
>>35246916Steal neckties."These will do, then. Later, nerds."Moonwalk out, flipping the double bird.
>>35246952"We don't know that either.."
>>35247537Well give me all your ties for not saying sorry when giving excuses, you sweaty faggots.
>>35247004You stole a total of two neckties.>These will do, then. Later, nerds.You then proceeded to moonwalk out, flipping the double bird.
"H-hey! Wait..!"The door closes behind you. What room will you venture into next?
>>35247588She's small, they'll do.>>35247608Let's try 3.
>>352476083walk in taking about frosted mouth gags.
>>35247608Listen for static and squeaking latex skintight suit.
>>35247608Walk into room 2 with a stern look.
>>35247608Kick in door three."Teli! Spread your legs and beg for mercy!"
>>35247608Open them all at once. Fuck it.
>>35247608Teli, we're gonna get you a drink. What do you want?
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>35247713What suit?>>35247790You can open/enter one room at a time. Maybe we should let the dice decide.
>>35248066the door is already open, so jump in there and yell "OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT"
>>35248066Jump in yelling about frosted booze.
>>35248110But Teli is black.
>>35248066The suit thing was because the whole gimp suit fetish usually involves mouth gags of some sort.
>>35248430No, I thought everything below her head was supposed to be black latex.
>>35248489>Implying it's not cold, hard plasticTeli an automaton
>>35248533Then her daughter is... What?
>>35248533i thought teli was an automaton in a latex body suit
>>35248379well really there wouldn't be any white women, since all the femanons are green anyway.
>>35248763Teli isn't an anon.
>>35248793what im trying to say is that there are no white women here only femanons and Teli
>>35248110>>35248378>OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE FROSTED BOOZE AT
>>35249223Meganekko is ours now.Just grab her and walk out. No words necessary.
>>35249223>inquire about sempai
>>35249223run full speed and drop kick the guy outside for not paying attention.
>>35249223Have any of you seen a anthropomorphic television set?
>>35249223Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk outta there.
>>35249223Ask the lolis if they've seen a TV around here.
Which room next?
>>35249953Wow this thread is glorious.Happy birthday anonymous message board!
>>35249953Go back for glasses loli, damn it!
>>35250078You have entered room 3.
>>35250877Steal our clone's drink.
>>35250908Chug. Dance. Bump & grind.
>>35250877Destroy all semblance of fun by making the announcement that 4e/Pathfinder sucks.
>>35250877Grind the nearest female you see.
>>35250877look directly into the disco lights
>>35250877Filch my clone's drank
>>35250877Hump the dog's leg.
>>35250908>>35250946"Aw c'mon, that's my drink!"
>>35252575"Want it back?"Ziiiiiiiiiiiiip!
>>35250946"Woah-""Woah, man, keep the drink!""I don't want any trou-"
You bumped and grind. This is what you want, right?
>>35252611Love the expression. All business, all the time."Bring me Teli and I'll stop."
>>35252611Grind harder. Get him onwed
>>35252611TELL ME ABOUT TELIWHY DOES SHE WEAR THAT SCREEN
>>35252611Become the Dance Commander.
>>35252611Make him bottom bitch. OUR bottom bitch
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>35252650>>35252736>>35252806"C'mon, I don't wanna bump and grind.."
>>35252650>Bring me Teli and I'll stop"I don't know where she is! Have you tried checking her shop?"
>>35253095UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START!
>>35253095^^vv<><> b a start
>>35253106Grind and hump it
Welcome! I'm really busy at the moment, so please take a look at things while you wait.
>>35254689Equip dressmaker's dummy. Take out the first three anons in kimonos. No witnesses.
>>35254689Beardy: Koolaid man through the wall. Kidnap a girl at random like Donkey Kong.
>>35254689take Teli hostage using your clone as rope.
>>35254689PAUSE, FILE SELECT
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>35254728>>35254914>>35254942"Can you let me go now?""You're making me really uncomfortable."
>>35254728An easy task, they were too busy being distracted by Teli.
"I didn't knew you were THAT impatient."
>>35255565Traveler from /co/ hereWhere have I seen this tv woman before?
>>35255565Bandish the dressmaker's dummy."I have come to make you mine. Resist at your peril."
>>35255565bind her with the Kimonos of the unconscious femanons
>>35255565I came here to steal all your jeans. Don't interfere or else.
>>35255669or else it's gonna be fun
>>35255620"Put that down before I call Loli."
>>35255906lick the static right off that television while whacking Teli's ass with wads of money
>>35255906No choice."You were warned. Gomen!"Shibari master technique: Hell's Coccoon!(tie her up and run away)
>>35255906tie her up, tell the clone anon to watch and hide from Loli.
>>35255906Play beautiful serenade on dressmaker's dummy.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>35255930>>35255932>>35255984
>>35256242QUICK, TIE HER UP!YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT!
>>35256242Oh shit son, BEHIND YOU!
>>35256242make away with Teli!
>>35256242Shit! Grab her and ALT+Tab out!
>>35256242Hurry up and skedaddle with Teli.
>>35256242oh god that is one spiky clubhold me
bump in case Teli wakes up.
>>35256242This is the way the world ends.
>>35256242WE WILL TAKE THAT TV HOSTAGE AND IF IT IS THE END OF US ALL
>QM has an avatar>players immediately want to bone itNever change, /tg/
>>35260583>Implying you disagree with this course of action>Implying Teli isn't kawaii
>>35261287When it first appeared, we did
First thing's first, gotta have some fail-safe bindings in case those ties don't work.
NOW IT COMES TO THIS
Rolled 2 (1d3)"KYAAAAA-!"1, Success2, Failure, punishment3, ????http://youtu.be/Td7HxoRhWpw
>>35262506These dice are most unbasedplz no club up ass
This has not gone according to plan.
>>35262785Or has it?Hurry up and punish us Teli!
>>35262785Flop around like a worm. Where is your clone?
>>35262785Display masochistic tendencies
>>35262785Be punished sexily.
>>35262785Well... Fuck.Call for help.
>>35262989>Call for help.>gagged
>>35262785Get tossed to the mods.
>>35262785>Hope Teli doesn't own a strap-on>Hope she doesn't own multiple strap-ons because those nerds we took out are probably gonna be pissed
>>35262785>get quintuple penetrated by all the girls
>>35262785PAUSE, FILE SELECT
>>35262785Snap bonds. Assume Seven Proxies Style defensive stance.
>>35262880Your clone is busy entertaining Loli.
>>35263520This is an intermission, fuccboi NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN
>>35263182Well, it is inevitable. You can hear them getting closer. They're pissed.
"You girls take care of him.""I need to get Loli dressed.""AW MOM-!"
>>35264118CTRL+ALT+DELQUICK GO YES
>>35264098Seven Proxies Style. Wield the obi like living tentacles.Engage.
>>35264118>try not to cry>fail
>>35264118Stay stillMaybe they're like trexes
>>35264118Merge into the makeshift bondage.
>>35264444Nice quad 4s
>>35264286You stay perfectly still.>>35264444You attempt to merge into the makeshift obi bondage.
It's not working.
>>35265549Escape by wiggling away like a slug
>>35265549YOU ARE A MASTER OF THE BONDAGE! Effortlessly escape from the bondage and tie up the kimono fag behind you.
>>35265549>Clench assholeYou shall not pass!
"Well, girls. How do we scold him?"
"Well.. This is the closest I've been to a boy's butt before.."Select your femanon.
>>35266090Maleanon: Alt+Tab(Choosing Yamato Nadeshiko femanon)
>>35266128One for left>>35266130>>35266286Two for MiddleYou are now the middle femanon. The maleanon just alt-tabbed out with your obis!"Bastard vanished with our obis!"
>>35266427Use the perfume you planted on him to track him down.
>>35266427get new obis
>>35266427Go take part in the festivities.
>>35266427"Girls, get the feeldoes. We're going hunting."
>>35266427Get gear from Teli's shop (leaving IOU).Left: Naginata, lamillar, headband, boots.Middle: Robe, staff.Right: Adorable wolf girl outfit (because god damn, dat hair...)
>>35266427Disregard obis, acquire booze>>35266534>Adorable wolf girl outfitBetter not be talking about furry shit
>>35266601More Holo, less Kristal.
>>35266427Take off your clothes.
>>35266534There are all types of robes, you need to be more specific.Teli does not provide weapons, either. You'll have to look for those on your own.
>>35267888Wizard robes, but stylish. Sequins.
>>35267888The ROBE OF THE ARCHMAGI!
>>35267888neon green latex suit
>>35267888A black leather jacket
>>35268000Confirm?You get a feeling this doesn't feel very festive.
>>35268282A black trenchcoat and sunglasses.
>>35268282Go with something a bit more revealing.
>>35268282Party hats all around! LOOK COMPLETE.Actually, someone throw on a clown nose as well.
>>35268282Mink fur coat
>>35268282Kingdom Death robes.
>>35268628Perfect.Now, acquire weapons/gear.Console Menuplayer.additem f8c911d (Flaming Spear)
>>35268628Follow Teli. See what she's doing.
>>35268628unleash cursed weapons onto the world of 4chan.
>>35269162No. Fuck you, no. We don't need a Neckbeard, Apex Predator situation.
>>35269258Come on dude, wouldn't it be cool to see stormbringer being wielded against soul edge?
>>35268766Since using cheats to spawn items is allowed 5 times on the sun, you cheated in a flaming spear.4 cheats left.
>>35269651Give it to the armored girl.Cheat in a magic bow for the wolf girl, and raise all three girls' ldvels to max.
>>35269651player->AddItem "Gold_001" 4365923
>>35269718You equipped Armored girl with the flaming spear, and cheated in a magic bow for wolf girl.Unfortunately, you cannot increase stats in the sun. So instead, you increase your cheat cap up to 15.>>35269728You received 4,365,923 money.14/15 cheats used.
>>35269760You followed Teli.".. Geeze, how did you even get your hair ratted up like this?""Ow."
>>35270382Wait, we used 14, or 14 remaining?Map.display actorID "BondAnon"(put that alt+tabbing faggot on our minimap/radar)
>>35270417Whoops, glitched!Meant to be 1/15 cheats.>>35270418You caught her attention.
>>35270514Pay for goods.
>>35270514>>35270677>>35270699Seduce Teli to pay for goods.
>>35270717Seduce goods to pay for Teli.
>>35270677>>35270699>>35270717>>35270729Good seduce Teli pay.
>>35270742....okay, so, what are we doing, then?
>>35270750I don't know any more.Weren't we going to go get our obi back?
>>35270750Obviously, our "seduce Teli pay" is good.So...we're doing a good job of seducing Teli as a means of payment!I think?
>>35270514Recruit Loli for violent rampage.
>>35270742I think it needs punctuation.>Good seduce; Teli pay.So, pay Teli, then seduce the most good thing available.
>>35271019No, that would mean seduce her good then pay for Teli. Or seduce her so well that she pays us.
>>35271019Or "Our seduction is good; Teli will pay."At the end of our she-boners.
>>35271075This checks out.
>>35271019How about>Good! Seduce Teli, pay.
"What are you trying to do?"
>>35271286>Get in close>Breathe on her screen>Make it foggy
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35271286"Call me ojou-sama."Rolling to seduce.
>>35271286"Seduce good you. For pay."
>>35271382>>35271416>Seduce good you. For pay.
"You mean pay for those dresses, right?""Oh, and, don't you have some maleanon to punish?"
>>35271810Fall onto Teli in true yuri fashion.
>>35271810Draw a dick on Teli's face
>>35271810Ask her if she wants to help find him.
>>35271810>lavish her with your riches>then go find that naughty anon
>>35271810"Don't be like that, beautiful! We'll give your daughter a sh-"Other girls: Reign in rapist companion.
>>35271810Lick her face while pouring gold coins onto her.
>All these perverted anonsI like it
>>35272716Teli: Regret failing femanon in trust fall exercise.
>>35272738>Femanon used PAY DAY>It's not very effective...>Coins were scattered everywhere!
Now returning to MATSURI.Select your character:>Bound Anon>Ponytail femanon
>>35272764I knew those coins looked familiar!
>>35272777Triple seven fever.Be Femanon.
You are still Ponytail Anon. Boy, do you look like a stick in the mud out here.
>>35273409Lick the cat
>>35273409Ask if anyone's seen a bound up anon.
>>35273409Don't care, look hot. Grab a mask from a vendor, go hunting our obi.player.setstat "Appearance" 100/100
>>35273409>acquire party hat
>>35273409oh shit now I know why she's called teliteli = telly/televisioni feel stupid
>>35273577jesus christ anonit's been like 3 threads and also 3 months since she first appearedlol
>>35273644More than three threads. Many more.
>>35273462>Has any of you seen an Anon bound up in obi? About three obi, to be exact."I'm afraid not.""I'll be sure to let you know if I see one!"
>>35273480Unfortunately, your cheats are restricted. You cannot alter your trait or level that easy.You find a nearby mask vendor."He~y!""Ask me for any other masks if you don't see the one you want here!"
>>35274321>RAGE FACEBECAUSE YOU'RE ANGRY AS SHIT
>>35274321Ahaego face mask
>>35274346We have a winner, but put a bow on it.Send Momiji to gather info, but first:Touch fluffy tail.
>>35274346"Rage face?""Why, that guy's been all the RAGE since the start of September!""He's been popular amongst young ladies, too! And very, very curious boys.""I have variations of him.">>35274368"Same with ahaego!""Unless you want both Rage and ahaego, I have that too."
>>35274623First Rage. Classic is best.
>>35274640"Oh, CLASSIC? Why didn't you say so!""These are very hard to come by, and so they're not very cheap. They used to also come in ahaego versions, too.""This is $5,600."
>>35274785Pay with GOLD. Buy ahaego for the others.
>>35274785>purchase rage>purchase ahaego>purchase teli
>>35274785Biy Majora's.Threaten merry-makers with the moon if they don't bring you Bondanon or the Ocarina of Triforce or whatever.
>>35274831buy one ahegao mask, and an EFG mask for the one that pisses us of the most
>>35274785Buy RAGEMoney is not a problem.
>>35274785Put a basket over his head, crouch, and steal all his masks.
>>35274785>Attempt to purchase with gold coins
>>35274785Purchase Classic Rage Mask
>>35274866>>35274940You have purchased both CLASSIC RAGE and MAJORA'S MASK.Totalling up to $7,100."Anything else you need?"
>>35275040The complimentary tiny, sneering moon.
>>35275040Seen an anon tied up in obi running around?
>>35275040Plague doctor mask.
>>35275246"Don't have any of those..">>35275252"Eh? I think I saw something like that appear around some food stands.""Or was it around a crowded bar? Can't remember.."
>>35275391Go to the bar.
>>35275391Ask one of your companions to fetch your old kimono. Surely the garment's desire to reunite with its beloved accessory will guide us like a dowsing rod.
>>35275391Divide and conquer. Momiji: Fetch the kimonos.Spear Maid: Food stallsI'll hit the bar.
>>35275602>Momiji, fetch the kimonos.>Spear Maid, food stalls.>I'll hit the bar.
You hit the bar. If you see him, mark him out!
>>35276044Even dubs don't lie.
>Thread is past bump limit
>>35276055thats the clone you idiot.