>>35310314
“Okay.” She lets her arms relax, but then covers herself again, but relaxes again, only to once again cover herself. “I... don't know what to do with my hands.”

“Just move them out of the way.” You say, getting close to her and stretching out the measuring tape.

“I've never done something like this.”

“Huh?”

“Umm! I mean! Being measured!” She blurts out, “I've never done anything like that!” She begins to laugh nervously, her face turning bright red.

You crack a smile. “Well, that makes two of us.”

“Wait, you've never-”

“Taken the measurements of someone? No, but if television is any indicator, it won't be so hard.”

“R-right... Measurements...”

You hear a crash and turn to see Takeshi pointing at you. “I hereby challenge you to a duel, Ambrosis!”

You look to the assassin with killer intent in your eyes. “Not NOW, Takeshi!”

You can feel Judi dive behind you and you hear the clinks of her armor as she scrambles to put it all back on.

Takeshi nods. “I understand. You cannot always have me ask for what I want. Some times I must take it, just like a samurai takes the lives of his enemies!”

“What!?” You shout, “God damn it, Takeshi! Not now!”

He unsheathes his massive sword. “En garde!”

You turn to see if Judicature can determine whether or not this man is serious, but you find that she is gone.

You turn back to Takeshi.

[ ] “I WILL MURDER YOU!” Duel him with all your rage and frustration.
[ ] “Do it! See what happens!” Let him hit you and be attacked by the town guard.
[ ] “YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!” Cure Takeshi out.
[ ] Other.

OP, do our companions suddenly not look right? Are they moving in odd ways that don't match up to how they normally do?
I'm trying to figure out if the coming of DEEN has affected us, or just the Jap server.

>>35310317
>Do you hate underwear that much?

>>35310395
Technically, by the timeline, we're still in season one, around episode 3 or 4.

Them getting back to Akiba was after the first month, which would be right after the Big Apple incident, which hasn't happened yet in the quest.

>>35310486
Good point. I'm just butthurt as all hell. IS the coming of DEEN going to affect us?

[x] “Do it! See what happens!” Let him hit you and be attacked by the town guard.

Because goddamnit, guy needs to die once or twice to see the error of his ways. Speaking of, he DID go to town so that he can respawn there, rightt?

>>35310317
>[ ] “Do it! See what happens!” Let him hit you and be attacked by the town guard.
He must learn the hard way.

>>35310317
>[x] “Do it! See what happens!” Let him hit you and be attacked by the town guard.

Let him drown in his own idiocy.

Godammit, Takeshi.

>>35310317
>[ ] “YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!” Cure Takeshi out.
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'cure out' but I'm voting for this as it seems to be the best option to call Takeshi out on his dickish behavior. And not giving him what he wants more importantly.

>>35310528
You're in town right now, so I would be more impressed if he somehow DIDN'T bind to the town.

That would be a pretty good technique to have during the fall, though.

>>35310554
>>35310538
>>35310528
[+1 Dead Takeshi]
[+1 Respect(Takeshi)]
[+1 Tactical Genius?]

>>35310628
Was supposed to be curse out. Damn S.

>>35310672
Damn it Tiny you've gotta give us our smut sometime.

We want that beautiful Judi lovin'.

>>35310756

Patience, grasshopper. Judi needs to decide when she's ready for that type of thing.

Also, Shy yet eager > shy and reluctant

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>>35310317
>Shep realizing there's no easy way to write this scene without it turning into smut.
>Shep unwilling to write smut.
>Shep employing a dues ex Takeshi to end the scene.
>mfw

In all seriousness though, I'm really starting to wonder what its going to take to get Takeshi's head out of his ass even a little bit.

>>35310896

I am of the opinion that Takeshi had some heavy shit going on in his life and tried to RP it away.

Or he's a huge groglord who is now fully engrossed in his magical realm.

>>35310935
From Shep's hinting, the first is by far the most likely.

We just don't know enough about him to not hate the little fucker.

>>35310935
Be that as it may, it doesn't change the fact that his idiocy has at times cost the party dearly. I'm cool with him living in a dream, just so long as he has enough awareness of the people around him to not step on their toes. I can overlook him doing some stupid shit from time to time, but he just burst into a room with a nude girl it it and proceded to attack the leader of his guild.

I draw the line at cock-blocking anon. That shit is just not done.

>>35311081

Oh, to be sure. He needs to know that there are lines that aren't crossed and that there are heavy and very real consequences if you do. Even if the crosser in question doesn't know that he is doing anything wrong.

>>35311126
Indeed, anon, but just what do you think it's going to take? Somehow I doubt sitting him down and having a civil conversation between adults over guild decorum is going to cut it.

>>35311267

Well, back in my MMO days, whenever someone repeatedly and predictably did something really bad and couldn't/didn't learn from it, we kicked them from the guild.

I'm not so sure if that's the right answer here, though.

>>35311307
Huh, what kind of shit did it take for someone to get kicked out of your guild, if you don't mind me asking. Never played any MMOs, I'm kinda curious as to what qualifies as That Guy behavior in one.

>>35311081
>Cock block

You think Judi will do anything other than blush really hard? The most she will do is to hold our hand and stare deeply into our eyes for an hour.

>>35311443

Being assholes and/or stirring up a lot of drama all the time, mainly. We usually operated on a three strikes/warnings rule and tried our best to really talk to them and make sure they knew what they were doing. It worked most of the time, but there were just those people who really just blew up at the slightest insult/perceived injustice or who really liked rubbing people the wrong way.

If they didn't perform up to par in major PvE stuff like cutting-edge raids and such, they were just pretty much told that they weren't going to be the first pick when it came to participating in guild-sponsored scheduled raids and stuff.

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>>35310672
“Do it!” You shout, “See what happens!” You spread your arms out in maximum Come At Me Bro.

Takeshi hesitates a bit, but then shouts “EXTERMINATION!”

The nodachi slams into you and reminds you you did not put your armor back on. You are lifted off your feet by the blow and also remember that Takeshi only puts points into this one ability, and he gained 10 levels since you last dueled him.

In a couple seconds you find yourself half way through the wall. Your hands are shaking as you pull yourself out of the wall. You brush the splinters from your robes and point to the not-samurai. “You are already dead.”

He looks quite confused until a hulking mass of armor appears in the room.

“Genius.” Is all he can say before the massive blade strikes him down.

>>35311573
You take in a deep breath with your hands on your hips. That was some brilliant planning on your part, or maybe it was just stupidity on Takeshi's part; it's a bit hard to tell the difference. You remember watching a documentary on Hannibal that said Hannibal wasn't that great of a tactician, he just had a bunch of really stupid opponents. Although, that was back when the History Channel started taking a nosedive in quality.

You look around the room. You notice the tea set still lays on the floor and sigh. Today had such promise to be great and now it's been ruined by Takeshi. You sigh again. No, that's not true. You still have one set of measurements, Lilac is looking into a way to make an airship, and you may very well begin the underpants industry; today wasn't a complete loss.

You look to the door and rub your chin.

[ ] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.
[ ] Takeshi is probably never going to stop this stupidity, but maybe I can talk to him. Go find Takeshi.
[ ] You should probably get the underpants designs to the seamstress as quickly as possible. Turn in designs.
[ ] You should probably talk to Lilac about the airship designs, and maybe some other things. Go find Lilac.
[ ] Fuck it. Go drink with Trove.
[ ] Other.

>>35311587
>[ ] Takeshi is probably never going to stop this stupidity, but maybe I can talk to him. Go find Takeshi.

>>35311587
[x ] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

No getting off the Judi train for this one. The dwarfu also wants this.

>>35311605
>>35311616
Nothing will persuade him.

Just ignore him for a while and go back and deal with it later.

>>35311587
>[x] Takeshi is probably never going to stop this stupidity, but maybe I can talk to him. Go find Takeshi.

>>35311587
>[ ] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

>>35311649
You know what?

You're right. We've tried talking to him in the past. It's never gotten us anywhere. Let's not waste our time.

>[X] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

>>35311587

>[x] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

>>35311587
>[x] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

goddammit Takeshi.

>>35311587
>[ ] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

>>35311587
[X] Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

>>35311699
>>35311694
>>35311689
>>35311678
>>35311628
[+1 Making your own Opportunities]
[+1 A lot of blushing]
[+0 Smut] I'll do it later.

>>35311743
So we get a fade to black instead?

As long as the black part is a separate, later post.

>>35311789
Do you think Judi will be forward enough to even give us something worthy of fading to black?

>>35311833
Also fair. Adorable near-smut is also good.

It means the relationship is progressing.

>>35311864
I am totally Ok with that.

>>35311864
No regrets.

Tiny Father passed on and returned to his maker?

>>35311587
>Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. Go find Judi.

>>35312763
Naw man, he just types slower than 19th century typist.

>>35312763
Even at his fastest before his short break, his posts took an hour minimum to write.

Give it some time.

>>35312763
If I die, I will be sure to tell you guys about it.

Almost done writing.
>TFW don't know when or if to fade to black.

>>35313638
fade, but then give us a separate update at the end with what was going on.

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>>35311743
Opportunity doesn't knocks twice, but you should always make your own opportunities. You take a moment to mentally prepare yourself and head out. You look around the hallway, but can't seem to tell where Judi went. Glancing over to you party menu, you follow an arrow along the hallway and to what you can only assume to be Judi's room.

You stand there, looking at the door for a while, before you finally knock. You tell yourself to just be calm and things will work out.

You don't especially believe yourself.

The doorknob turns and you make an effort to stand tall and look confident. You smile before the door even reveals Judi behind it.

She opens the door and your eyes meet. Her eyes show a sudden panic and the door slams before you can even say anything.

You stand there, confused and a bit hurt, but after a couple of seconds you turn away. The door opens once again and Judi pops her head out.

“Wait!” She cries, “I...” She begins mumbling something.

You turn back. “What was that?”

“I... don't know what I'm doing.” She says. “I... can you come in?”

You move past her with a nod and enter the room. “You know, I'm fine with whatever you're comfortable with.” You say. You spin around to look at her and feel the sudden softness of her lips on yours and the heat from her blushing face.

She holds there for a couple of seconds before leaning back and ending the kiss. “I'm sorry for stealing another kiss.” She says.

“You're starting to go from mere thief to a real criminal nuisance.” You say jokingly.

“I think I'll become a super villain at this rate.”

“Why do you say that?”

“Because I don't think I want to stop.”

You chuckle and draw yourself closer to her. “Then we'll need to find someone to take back all those kisses you stole.”

>>35314134
“Oh no...” She says, “What ever will I do when my reign of tyranny comes to an end?”

“I wouldn't be too worried. The villain always escapes.”

“That's good.” She moves her face closer to yours. Your lips touch. Your heart beats quicker, you feel warm and excited.

Her mouth opens slightly and you move to match. Your tongues wrap around each other, but then Judi suddenly jerks back. “I'm sorry!” She shouts, “I just... Is this okay? Shouldn't we go on dates first? I've never done anything like this before and I don't know what I'm supposed to do!”

“Just do whatever you want.” You say, “It's as simple as that.” In the back of your head, however, you could only comment that you also were not too well versed on the steps to a romantic relationship, but fuck that shit, no one is going to tell you how to get your romancing done.

“O-okay.” She says, not sounding too confident. “If you don't like something, you'll tell me, right?”

You nod.

She takes a step towards you and wraps her arms around the mid of your back. She lifts her head and kisses you, soon the two of you are back to where things were before they stopped. Then you feel something a bit peculiar. Judi lowers one of her hands down around the plates of your fauld where she begins to fondle your butt.

She must have noticed the surprise on your face because she immediately stopped everything. “I-I'm sorry! I... You...” Her face goes red. “You have a cute... rear and... I... I wanted to know what it felt like to... umm... feel it.” She looks away from you. “I'm sorry!”

“You should be.” You say in an lighthearted tone, “You can reach around my armor, but how am I supposed to pay you back if I have to go through all these chains. You pat her, which jingles the chains of her leggings.

>>35314155
“Take off your gauntlets.” She says, “I-if you want.”

You shrug and take off the metal gloves, which fall to the ground with a metallic thud. You then notice a certain sound and look over to see the duelist undoing her belt.

“T-there.” She stammers, “Now you can... umm... get... revenge?” She pauses. “I-if that's okay with you!”

“Do you want me to 'get revenge'?”

There is a long pause before she finally whispers, “Yes.”

---
FADE TO BLACK

[ ] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.
[ ] Go talk with Takeshi really quickly.
[ ] Go check up on Lilac really quickly.
[ ] Other.

>>35314155
>go through all these chains.
Should be an end quote there. Damn it.

>>35314188
>[ ] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

>>35314188
>[ ] Go talk with Takeshi really quickly.
We have really got to get this asshole to get his shit together.

>>35314188
>[ ] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

>>35314188
>[ ] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.
I love you Shep.

>>35314188
>[ ] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

>>35314217
>Takeshi
>Get his shit together
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA have fun with that.

>>35314188
>[ ] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

>>35314217
[x] Go talk with Takeshi really quickly.
I agree, we need to figure out what is up with him even if our brain melts in the process.

>>35314188
>[X] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

>>35314188
>[X] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.
>[X] Go talk with Takeshi really quickly.
Is it bad that I want to do both of these?

>>35314188
>[x] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

>>35314188
>[x] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.
It's 7 o clock in the morning but that was worth staying up, thanks shep, i love you

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>>35314188
>[x] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

So long as she's OK with it!

>>35314188
>[x ] Stay with Judi for the rest of the day.

No sex then dash allowed.

Or cuddle then dash.

But Judi is just so adorable.

>>35314296
>>35314291
>>35314264
>>35314252
>>35314238
>>35314226
>>35314222
>>35314208
[+1 Fate to Black]
[+2 Wink]
[+2 Nudge]
[+1 Misunderstanding with Lilac]
[+1 Nice, but tasteless, Dinner with Judi]

>>35314381

I still regret nothing.

>>35314381
Well, if nothing else we're getting to know Judi better. And I get the impression this girl tries very hard to keep things secret from those around her.

I think the best solution for Takeshi is for him to get a rival.

A rival that isn't us.

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>>35314381

>Misunderstanding with Lilac

>>35314381
>[+1 Fate to Black]
DESTINY SPITS UPON THIS UNION.

LO, FOR I HERALD THE COMING OF A GREAT EVIL WISHING TO SEPARATE YOU.

>>35314381
>Fate
God damn it...

You know what I meant, right?

>>35314450
Everything will be fine.

>>35314450
lol

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>don't follow this quest for a few sessions
>decide to see what's going on right now
>best girl won

Well, time to pick this quest back up.

>>35314450
I swear the Dwarfu has more fun setting us up with Judi than being with us.

Also, she is practically a Christmas Cake. We are 10-15 years younger than her.

>>35314531
>practically

Dude, she is a christmas cake.

>>35314569
That is kind of hot.

>>35314597
Sorry bub, not everyone is into older women.

>>35314531
>We are 10-15 years younger than her.
This number keeps increasing every time someone mentions the age difference.

Not sure if people are being serious or not, though.

>>35314450
Gotta save that image.

Perfect.

>>35314531
So she is like the neighbour MILF who tries to set you up with young girls?

Cute.

>>35314630
I find it hilarious.

What is the real age difference TinyFather?

>>35314630
An engineer who had a decent career before getting incurable brain cancer?

She's gotta be at least 30, right?

>>35314787
Bet on her brain tumor -

The progression speed make it more likely to be a high grade glioma, common being common.

Likely GBM.

If it was a meningioma she would not be so paranoid about it.

Others are rarer.

>>35314837
Well, can't be an acoustic neuroma as her symptoms are cognitive rather than aural.

Less likely a pituitary tumor either. Symptoms inconsistent. If she has a germ cell tumor in the brain or a lymphoma I would be very surprised.

>>35314134
>“I think I'll become a super villain at this rate.”

This line made my kokoro go doki doki. My heart boner can't stand it.

>>35314883
You know anon would want to try that line out in real life.

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>>35314883
I don't think she's kidding.

>>35314837
>>35314881
You know, I doubt TinyShep put more thought into it than "terminal brain cancer fucking with her thinking processes."

>>35314957
We are just having fun thinking about it.

I imagine it would be helpful when we device the way to cure her.

>>35314773
>>35314787

So we MILF-zoned Dwarfu?

>>35314992
Fair enough. While we're thinking about things, I wonder what it would've been like for us to be a different class. I wish we were a summoner.

>>35315005
Pretty much. She's got a bit of a chronic lying thing going on anyways. Drama and shitstorms would follow if we really tried to make it work with her.

>>35314787
>incurable brain cancer
Why isn't she high as fuck at all times

>>35315020
As a cleric, as time goes on and we get Studio DEEN'ed, we may get to save her with our magic.

Remember, renew body and soul.

>>35315079
I wish, anon.

I wish.

Brain cancer would not be so bad if that happened. Well, may be when it is very advanced and you have no clue what is going on.

Or just too much Dexa.

>>35315102
I mean why isn't she self-medicating with the finest weed

>>35315117
And thus started the quest to find Juan, the level 90 legendary cannabis farmer.

Can you survive the BR-lands long enough to find him?

Writing

>>35315184
HUE HUE HUE

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>>35315184
SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY

I was going to blingee this image, but jesus christ that site is unusable.

Also, does anyone have the judi art that was posted many threads ago?

>>35315467
Now I can't get the song out of my head.

Take responsibility anon!

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>>35315184
Wut

>>35314188
Does pregnancy count as a status condition?

>>35316058
Cast the usual beneficial status lasts 2x as long buff.

Opps.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>35316058
If there is anything on it, I haven't seen it yet, so there is only one thing to do.

Ask the Dice Gods.

Dear Dice Gods, should pregnancy be a status condition?
1) Yes
2)No

>>35316058
I'd rather abortion not be as simple as "cast refresh"

>>35316120
The dice have spoken.

>>35316120
The dices are sometimes great.

>>35316120
Thank you oh great and wise dice.

>>35316120
Dice gods at their most based, ladies and gentlemen.

>>35316120
Makes me wonder how Adventurers are supposed to reproduce.

I guess there's just a set number of immortals from the databasing until forever.

>>35316263
That's what I'd expect. No matter how realistic it is, they're still in some form of the game, after all.

>>35316291
Maybe that is how raid bosses are born.

>>35316263
Someone asked Mamare about this and his response was:

They'll probably be able to do so, at least eventually. But this is getting into spoilers so I'll leave it there.

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>>35314381
One arm wrapped around her, the other lays hand in hand. The two of you are simply relaxing.

You look to the window and notice a distinct lack of light from behind the curtains. You comment, “I think it's getting dark out.”

Judicature gives your hand a couple of kisses before saying, “I think we broke the bed.”

You glance around at the the broken in bed frame. “Adventurers too stronk.”

She gives your hand two more kisses before saying, “I think I'm hungry.”

“Yeah, we should go get something to eat.”

“We should go somewhere nice. Not fancy, but... nice.”

“Yeah. That sounds good.”

She snuggles up closer to you. “We should probably leave before we're left wandering around in the dark.”

You kiss her shoulder. “I guess that makes sense.”

“Then we should leave now...”

You smile. “I would, but you won't let go of my hand.”

“That's because I don't want to let you go.”

“Well, you need to let me go for a little so we can get food.”

She thinks for a couple of seconds before saying, “I guess we'll have to starve to death.”

You pull your hand out of hers and relinquish yourself from her grasp, much to her dismay.

“Noooooooo~!” She says, holding out her hands to try and catch yours, yet refusing the leave the bed.

You ignore her and put on your robes and armor, and only once you are done to you hold out your hand.

She grasps your metal clad hand with a “Yaaaay~!” before nuzzling it. She quickly quits this, however, with a “It's just not the same.”

You give a slight chuckle to this before saying, “Do you know where there is to eat?”

“No.” She responds, rolling off of the bed, “We'll need to explore like good adventurers.”

“Good adventurers don't explore.” You retort, “They use guides, like civilized people.”

“Well, we don't have guides anymore.” She sliders her chain pants back on.

>>35317029
You rub your chin. “Maybe we should try and pool everyone's knowledge together into one giant book: A guide to everything known. Maybe we'll be able to map out the fairy rings eventually.”

“How would we find enough people to do that?” She inquires before retuning the last of her armor to its rightful place.

“Well, we'd need to pretty much go talk to as many people as we can about it. Talking to everyone from all over. So, like the brothers Grimm, but the entire world instead of Germany, and game information instead of linguistic... stuff.”

She hooks her fingers around yours. “That could take a long time.”

Your fingers interlock. “No, I could just have friends tell friends to contact me, so all we'd need to do is set foot into a major city on a server.”

“So, like what you did with the levers back in South Angel, but with information instead.”

You suddenly realize you could have very easily solved the entire gate-lever problem with a couple of calls, and seeing as you are right next to the server boarder, things will be so much easier.

You place your hands onto her shoulders, look her dead in the eyes, and say, “You are brilliant.”

She blushes and smiles. “Thank you.”

“Alright!” You announce, “Let's go get some dinner!”

You and Judicature walk into the hallway where you spot Lilac wearing a mischievous smile.

“Have fun?” She calls out to you two.

Judi turns red and mumbles some things, but does not really answer.

You, on the other hand, give a, “Yes.”

>>35317036
Lilac laughs and says, “Well, that's good.” She walks closer to the two of you before give a more quiet, “Adventurer bodies are a lot stronger than you thought, huh?”

You smile, “Yeah, that's true.”

“Can't believe you two broke something like that. I stepped out, so I can only imagine how loud you two were, seeing as you broke through that much wood.”

You smile suddenly falters. You and Judi exchange looks. You are quite embarrassed, but she is absolutely mortified.

Lilac laughs. “Oh, I highly doubt anyone knows it was you two.”

“Maybe...” Judi begins, “Maybe we should go out thought the window.”

“That sounds reasonable.” You say.

Shakes her head with a smile. “You two...”

You can't hear the rest of what she said because the two of you go through a window like action heroes, hands still held, of course.

Dusting the glass off of you, you look around. “Alright, which direction should we explore first?”

She thinks for a moment and points down the way towards the giant castle. “We'll go all the way inward first.”

“Sounds good to me.”

The two of you walk down the path, looking at anything remotely resembling a place to eat, before something suddenly pops into your head.

“How did Lilac know we broke something if she wasn't there?” You ask.

Judicature thinks for a bit and then says, “The... the blinds were closed, so... Was she spying on us?”

A shiver runs down your spine. “I... I don't know.”
---
END SESSION

>>35317053
Smut post from Lilac's hidden perspective when?

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>>35317053
>Judi's face when

Thanks for running tonight, Shep.

>>35317117
Yes, thank you Shep. I missed LHQ.

>>35317053
Wow, the dwarfu is either jealous, want's to join in, or has some pretty wild kinks. Or some combination of the three. I am ok with this.

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>>35317053

For me, this entire thread is pic related.

Thanks for running, Shep!

>>35317103
Once I master the art of writing smut.

Or a couple of days from now.

Whichever happens sooner.

>>35317261
And where, hypothetically speaking, would one find such tale should it go up?

>>35317391
Probably as a pastebin link and/or at the end of next thread.

>>35314787
Close. She's 29. It was kinda hinted at when she says she was 9 when the game began and the game celebrated its 20th anniversary a month before the newest (Japan only) expansion.

Yes, I realize that is young for what she was doing.

>>35314783
Ambrosis is 22, making it a 7 year difference.

>>35317029
Judi is too adorable.

>>35320246
Thanks little father.

Fun thread.

If you are having trouble writing smut, we will forgive you if you don't do it right away. Just start the next thread as usual, then do it when you feel like it.