TWITTER: https://twitter.com/planefagARCHIVE: LOOK IT UP YOURSELF GODDAMNYou are a P-61 Black Widow pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're currently sitting with a tiny, tiny, cute cossack in your lap watching a primed frag grenade rolling across the shadowed floor of your air raid trench. It's been that kind of day. You and Sanya register your death rolling closer on a four-second fuze, about to roll under the motorcycle and add the contents of the aluminum fuel tank to the shrapnel about to end your lives. You act on pure, raw instinct. >Throw yourself on the grenade.>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel. >Hide behind Sanya.
>>35483164>>Throw yourself on the grenade.
>>35483164first for panzer.Also hide behind sanyan
>>35483185>PANZER'S NEVER FIRST
>>35483164>>Throw yourself on the grenadeIf we land on it right, we'll absorb the explosion AND shrapnel, protecting Sanya.
>>35483164>Throw yourself on the grenade.
>>35483164>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel. Protect that bundle of love with your body.
>>35483164>Throw yourself on the grenade.Taking bets on the asshole who threw it in the trench?
>>35483164>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.SAVE OUR UNBORN CHILD
>>35483164>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.SHE HAS SHEILDS EVERYONE, AND HOW DO YOU THINK SHE WILL TAKE WATCHING US DIE?!?
>>35483164>Throw yourself on the grenade.GNOME POWERS PLEASE DON'T FAIL US
>>35483273Joe Kennedy. Fuck Kennedy.
>>35483164>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.Oh jeeze
>>35483164>>Throw yourself on the grenade.The correct response would be to try and get Sanya to tank it with her shield, but I'm sure this will work out somehow.
>>35483164>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
>>35483303See that be the easy answer, it's probably some other asshole.
>>35483164>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS!
>>35483346fuck your nice things!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKwwi1iMsz4
>>35483164>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.I mean, she probably has her shields, but it's in Young's character to do this anyway.Also, oh god, I never thought I'd actually get to participate in an active thread of SWQ. This is what first brought /tg/ to my attention, which led to THE DESTRUCTION OF MY LIFEDAMN YOU PLANEFAGI HAD A WIFE AND SON BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG AND RUINED MEIT'S ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR FAULTBut seriously though. All your fault.
>>35483164>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.This is less likely to kill us.
>>35483366Also inb4 gnomes work as shield focii
>>35483164>Throw yourself on the grenade
>>35483164>Throw yourself on the grenade.Sanya doesn't have a Focus, and even she can't create a strong enough shield without one.
while we wait on god what are your thoughts on the new warthunder update?
>>35483164>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
>>35483395>inb4 we forget to remove sanya for our lap and sandwich her between us and the grenade>inb4 it's a dud
>>35483426Everything is broken forever. Isn't that how every update goes?
>>35483164>>Throw yourself on the grenade.HA HA WE'RE GONNA DIE!
>>35483164The best time of the day has arrived!>Throw yourself on the grenadeWe make a better shield there than on top of a little girl.
>>35483440>>35483443nothing is broken for me and other then the THREE respawn's on tanks
>>35483164>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.God save us all. >>35483445Maybe we try to live!
>>35483474Actually we don't.
>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel
>>35483283Every thread, I always forget we have gnome powers until someone else mentions it.
>>35483474We really don't. We've used Sanya before as a portable shield generator while we charged aliums. She can tank like a boss dude.
>>35483164WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY IS HE NEARLY TOUCHING MY WAIFU?
>>35483562That is our functionally insane MC
>>35483555Actually no, the one we used as a shield was Yoshika.
>>35483562BECAUSE SHE IS HIS (future) WIFE!
>>35483555I thought that was Minna? Maybe Mio>>35483601or that
>>35483488>>35483555BUT MUH HEROISM. No really though, Sanya can make a good shield for herself.The rest of the people in the trench? Y'know, riding the mini-tanks? Not so much.
>>35483620They left on the horse they rode in on
>>35483601Good job anon, have a pretty picture.
Calling it for "throw yourselves on the grenade."This will be a surprisingly short thread. Hmm.
>>35483642do it motherfucker I dare you!
New art yo
Obviously Young needs to earn more Congressional Medals of Honor.
>>35483636Oh. Well then. I've made a terrible mistake.>>35483642Picture related.
>>35483642Nice job anons. Planefag returned for 3 threads and now he's going to end the quest thanks to your white knightery.This was your plan all along, wasn't it planefag?
>>35483562He's clearly done more than nearly touch her.They have spawned a brood of bounce-witches.
>>35483642/tg/ doesn't have enough alcohol in it yet to be making any choices.
>>35483164where are her pants?
>>35483682Oh that's great.
>>35483642I'm pretty sure that's what at least a few people here were hoping for.
>>35483682I LOVE IT!
>>35483742Welcome to glorious world of Strike Witches, comrade! You must be new here.
>Throw yourself on the grenade.Time slows to a crawl as you watch the segmented pineapple grenade slowly tumbling through the dirt, the six-second fuze swiftly burning towards detonation. In your lap you hold a girl who could be your own little sister. There's only one thing to do. Sanya's slight frame tumbles from your lap as you lunge forward, finding your feet and flinging yourself forward almost in one motion; the finely-tuned reflexes of a young combat pilot in his prime serving you well in this last moment. You lunge clear over the motorcycle and side-car; knowing all the while that it had to be this way; that the gasoline in the tank would've turned this tight little trench into a flaming inferno that'd suck the searing air right out of Sanya's lungs. There's only one way the little Cossack leaves here alive, and that's through sacrifice. You realize there's no last-second retrospective, no “life flashing before your eyes.” There's only the split-second where you decide what kind of man you truly are. You've made your choice.The grenade rolls to a stop, and you reach out for it as you soar over the motorcycle, on-course to pancake the lethal weapon into the earth.Then everything goes black. >You wanted more than this. So much more than this. >This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content. >None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.
>>35483712Witches and pilots.
>>35483863>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.
>>35483863>this was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.
>>35483863>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.>Then everything goes black. Because you shut your eyes you dumbass pilot.
>>35483863>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.
>>35483863That's it. Pack up everyone, quest's over.
>>35483863>Heh. Bounced the grenade.
>>35483863>You wanted more than this. So much more than this. >None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.
>>35483863>You wanted more than this. So much more than this>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.
>>35483863>>35483905You're goddamn right we did.
>>35483863>>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.
>>35483863>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.That was fun run. So what's next?
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.VOTES CALLED
>>35483863>>You wanted more than this. So much more than this.
>>35483863>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.WE NEEDED TO TOUCH MORE EARS
You drift through the darkness of death, reflecting on your life. Growing up with the tiny tackling terror, a girl who's violent, spine-distorting flying glomps you now know was powered by magic. Meeting your crew, the stubberon Irishman and the intense closet britbong. Meeting Minna, the gorgeous, amply-endowed redhead with an ass of pure muscle, legs that wouldn't quit, and a control complex sufficient to make you butt skulls with her anyways. No matter what happens, you're thankful you got to meet...… oh. Oh, that's him.Hammering away at that keyboard like the knuckle-dragging simian fuck he is, loading this narrative with every burnt-out cliché line he can manage, as if ANYONE would be 'thankful' to have met that posse of chucklefuck clowns without having the chance to wrap their legs around their necks and strangle them silent. Your life was and is a pile of bullshit ten feet fucking tall AND YOU'RE MAD AS HELL AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! You begin casting around in the darkness, looking for some blunt object to visit mayhem on that clickety-clackity typewriter sound you hear in the darkness. But hark! Somewhere in the darkness, a voice calls out. A sultry, sexy voice, enchanting and smooth. “C'mere, mine little one,” it coos. >Follow the typewriter sounds.>Follow the voice.
>>35484021Foolish gnome, God did not do this, Kennedy did.
>>35484237>Follow the voice.
>>35484237>>Follow the typewriter sounds.Huh, didn't know death used a typewriter, thought all he needed was his bag.
>>35484237Iumfuck I don't know>Follow the typewriter sounds.fuck it you only die at least once after all
>>35484237>Follow the typewriter sounds.
>>35484237>Follow the voiceMysterious voices always bode well. Always.
>>35484237>Follow the voice
>>35484237>>Follow the voice
>>35484237>>Follow the voice.... glad to be alive sex with Minna?
>>35484237promise me the typewriter option isn't an elaborate suicide note
>>35484237Is this the point where MC young opens to door to find a planefag sitting and writing?
>>35484237>>Follow the typewriter sounds.WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, PLANEFAG, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET BOUNCED.
>>35484296This is like the third (?) near death experience Young has had in the quest, I think. Fuck it, I'm starting to lose track of em all.
Why the fuck didnt you nimrods tell Sanya to "Shields up!"?
>>35484237>Follow the voiceGo towards the sexy voice, pilot, you have more bouncing to do.
>>35484237IDK, knuckle dragging simian fuck doesn't really seem to fit.
>>35484237>>Follow the voice.So how's the devil doing this fine day.
>>35484357Its almost like there's a war on or something
>>35484237>>Follow the typewriter sounds.
Type writer is the den in someones home as you're nursed back to health. Struggling, clinging to life.The voice is death.
>>35484360Because your pain sustains us.
Calling for "the voice."
>>35484377Fuckme I'm not braining right now. Too much rum. who be deme and inquis?
>>35484467Inquis is a friend of ours. Deme is one of the many names of planefag.
>>35484377Damn Ghost is stacked.
>>35484377... Ghost. Ghost no. No Ghost.
>>35484467Deme=Demetrious=PlanefagInquis is someone in #SWQ that had a female alt nick and someone decided to make a witch off of it.
>>35484467Demetrious is fapangel, planefag, gap an elf, all that is good.Inquis is a slut in #swq.
>>35484406>implying the people voting for the voice haven't already considered this
>>35484507The biggest of sluts
>>35484237>follow the voiceIf you're going meta on us, I swear to god I'll be very sad.
>>35484502>>35484507>>35484534Slander and Calumny.
>>35484534The lewdest of the sluts, but she doesn't like to admit it. Only when she's spread eagle, and double-peace-sign waving with her eyes rolled up and her tongue out does she show her true colors as the lewdest, wettest, sluttiest of sluts.A pervert savant. A lewd, lusty, legend. The muse of all smutty sluts everywhere.She is the zenith that all sluts should aspire to. Worship her with your smegma cannons.
>Follow the voiceThat silken voice caresses your soul like a feminine hand in a velvet glove, drawing you closer as a maddening, excited warmth blossoms in your breast. “Dat's right, m'love,” the voice croons. “You come on to you maman, now. Ah show you da old ways, da good ways. Thangs dey ain't never shown your kind, befo.” As you drift closer through the dark, you see a figure emerge from the shadows – a small woman, petite, but nicely shaped, curvaceous calves leading into long, toned legs and slightly flaring hips that sashay about as she strides towards you. One delicate arm reaches out to you, the long, muscular and entirely suggestive form of a python curling around it as it reaches its nose out towards your grasping hand. “Ah 'kin show you da world, mebbie,” she whispers, her dark eyes and dusky skin lighting a fire in your soul. “Ah kin set you free, make you yah own creature. No need for dem orders an' limitations, not no moah.” You reach out, and the snake's nose brushes against your hand, its thin tongue tickling your palm.Then you wind up and bunch that heathen swamp-witch in her goddamned chops.The look of complete and utter shock on her face sticks with you for a moment even as she goes flying into the darkness, propelled like a shot by your blow. The snake's long tail is still flapping about as its supporting arm is removed from its sinuous coils at Mach Two. It emits a surprised “DA FUQ MAMAN!?” as you cock your arm back and swing it forward, the tail whipping through the darkness above and slapping onto something hard before wrapping around it like a whip. You climb hand-over-hand through the darkness, ascending towards->LIGHT>DIRT>CLOTH
>>35484651Don't fight it. Embrace it.
>>35484651Damn, Inquis, what did you do to these anons?
>>35484657>>DIRTTHE EARTH IS OUR MOTHER.
>>35484657>LIGHTFUCK THIS CANT BE THE END WE DIDNT EVEN SEE HELLCOW AGAIN.
>>35484625With a reputation like this I feel like it would be wroht checking our the irc. Like watching a train wreck. whic irc server is this?>>35484657>dirt
>>35484687>>35484668I don't know!>>35484657Dirt. Dirt is good. We like dirt. That means something physical.
>>35484687Nothing, IRC just decided to target him for their faggotry as they got bored with Kota
>>35484712#swq on Rizon.>>35484657>>DIRTFROM EARTH WE CAME, TO MOTHER EARTH WE SHALL RETURN
>>35484712#swq on Rizon.We've got this bot that is a work of art, as penned by God.
>>35484657Dirt.My theory is this is a bizarre fever dream brought on by overexertion of gnome powers to dud the grenade. We're lying facedown in the trench over the grenade, so if we wake up we'll be looking at dirt.
>>35484657>>CLOTHHoly shit we're getting voodoo'd by Brigette's grandparents. In b4 Fronk is re-incarnation of Young.
>>35484657>>LIGHTTHE LIGHT IS THE SKY. WE ARE PILOT, WE ARE FLY.
>>35484657>Then you wind up and bunch that heathen swamp-witch in her goddamned chops.Planefag, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.>DIRT
>>35484723It's easy to get bored with Kota, he hardly participates in the channel anymore except to shill his erp.
>>35484657>>CLOTHI DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
>>35484749WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME, PLANEFAG!
HOLY SHIT SWQ IS BACK THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME GUYS I'M GONNA FREAK OUT...>/tg/ instantly gets Young killedI should've seen this coming.>>35484657>>CLOTH
>>35484823Yeah, you should have. We're a bunch of masochist retards.
>>35484823>not knowing it's been back for three weekspleb
>>35484823Welcome to a few weeks ago, hope you enjoy your stay.
>>35484823>That pic.Don't even joke about that stuff man, we all know what kind of stunts planefag pulls when that comes up. pic related.
So. I just found this. I guess it's time to dive into the archives for the older threads, 'cause there's no way I'm not going to join this madness.
A mouthful of dirt.You go bouncing off the wall, flailing madly before falling on your ass. Somewhere in the shadows above you your booted feet are flying through the air in interesting trajectories, all four of them. Then something majestic and awful hoves into view; a two-headed, four-eyed albino, like some sort of Cute Cossack Cerberus.“Y-Young!?” “Bleararghf,” you reply as your tongue hits your teeth and tries to squish its way through. “blueaf!?” Your boneless neck lets your head flop to the side, where your eyes are nigh blinded by the brilliant, beautiful blue-white light of a glowing disc, ragged around the edges. “Blgruf?” “I- the- I mean- its-” the brilliant light vanishes with a sudden POP! and you're left alone in the dark with the Sanyerus. “Are you of living!?” she cries, her educated English accent slipping as she shakes you by your shirt-front. Your head rolls around in the dirt wildly as you contemplate that query. “Yes,” you reply. Sanya cries wordlessly and flings herself over your body, sobbing anew into your shirt. >See to the Sanyan!>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out
>>35484958>>See to the Sanyan!
>>35484958>See to the Sanyan!
>>35484958>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside outITS MURDERING TIME!!!!!!!!!!
>>35484958>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside outSOMEONE IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE
>>35484958>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out
>>35484958>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside outIt's murderin' time.
>>35484958>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside outTime to get mad and beat the living shit out of Joe fucking Kennedy.
>>35484958>See to the Sanyan!Something bullshit just happened. We're probably not good to go chasing after the asshole just yet.
>>35484958>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out
>>35484958>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside outtime to kill a Kennedy!
>>35484958>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside outThe bastard won't live a day!
>>35484958>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside outTold you she's be cracked up to see us hurt, but for now, we need to establish who is trying to murder us.
>>35484842>>35484863In my defense, that was the first SWQ thread I'd missed since... ever.>>35484935You cannot comprehend what you're getting into.Also, the very first thread wasn't archived.http://archive.moe/tg/thread/17545010/>>35484999Try me motherfucker.
>>35485051Joe Kennedy must die!
>>35484958>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out"Sanya, I just went through another near-death experience. Now, I have to go murder someone, so I'll be back in five minutes, maybe ten if I decide to make it painful for him."
Calling it for murderizing.
>>35484987no Rei no!!!
>Are you of livingMy sides
>>35483164Jesus fuck, Planefag's back? When did this happen?
>>35485225A few weeks agohttps://twitter.com/planefagIt's surreal, I know
>>35485225Not more than a few weeks. As such, I am now preparing for Armageddon.
>>35485089Allright, time to kick in the door wavin' the '44.
>>35485268well the way the world is going!
>>35485269>this still isn't a .webm
>>35485329Long & Hard > Short & Fat
>>35485356Bet you don't even .45 Long Colt
>>35485329Pls, doompaul, I was quoting a great poet of our time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwvHEme_JE
>>354852253 weeks ago, apparently.God, has it really been a year and a half? So much has happened.
>>35485423I guess if we really wanted to make the point we could also mention .45-70.
You sit up, gently pushing the sobbing witch aside as you blink away the double vision. Your forehead is thundering like a sumbitch. Looking to one side, you see a crater in the earth behind the motorcycle. A dim memory of a loud thundering sound, like... well, like the sound of a concussion wave hitting the officer club's plate-glass window during the Ping-Pong Incident. Suddenly, it all clicks.Sanya put up a shield, and you swan-dived your skull right into the goddamn thing. To protect you from the.... you pinch the bridge of your nose. “Are you-”“No, no, wait, I've got this,” you say, holding up a palm. “You put up a shield to stop-”“The grenade!” The word bolts through your confused brain, the sonic boom echoing from every distant cobwebbed corner. THE GRENADE. You vault over the handlebars of the Indian, crank the starter and have it in reverse before Sanya can so much as blink. The Indian roars backwards out of the air-raid trench, the tires squealing as you crank the handlebars to wheel it about and scan the area.The base is a mess; riddled with bomb craters, shrapnel and dirt. Men are just now sticking their heads out of cover to inspect the area, except for one guy who's sauntering down the side of the flight line like nothing fucking happened. Good spycraft – except for the aftermath of a goddamned air raid. You angle the motorcycle at him and floor it, the Indian's little motor surging with effort. The man in the long overcoat turns and looks behind him as you approach, and without any fuss whatsoever spins on one heel, his coat sliding aside to reveal the dull gleam of blued gunmetal. >DODGE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
>>35485518>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
>>35485518>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
>>35485518>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMAND GNOME HIS GUN TO JUNK!
>>35485518>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMI think this is a plane thing so
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
>>35485518>DODGE BITCH GET OUT THE WAYLet's try to avoid nearly dying twice in five minutes.
>>35485518>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMGet the cunt!
>>35485518>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMPREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED
>>35485581>Always continue with an attack you have begun
>>35485518>OTHERPOP A WHEELIE AND RUN OVER HIS FACELETS GO AKIRA ON THIS SUNBITCH
>>35485518>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMWHY DO PEOPLE WANT US DEAD!?
CALLING IT FOR FULL THROTTLE don't call it a graveits the future you chose
I guess YN quest really did help.
>>35485708I'm having seconds thoughts. OH WELL. BALLS TO THE BANDSAW AND ALL THAT.
>>35485708Did we bring Sanyan with us? If so, no worries.
>>35485664Because we're us. I mean, goddamn, how many times did Sean and Ian have a legitimate excuse to take our head off since we got onto this island, anyway? And they can actually tolerate us in moderation.
>>35485753We most definitely did not
>>35485708Ya win some, you lose some.>>35485753Nop we left her in the trench.
>>35485708And you're loving every second of it fap angel.
This is the future you chose!It feels good to be back
>>35485811It works for Kathy.
>>35485846Kathy has a nice rack, that's why it works for her.
>>35485877"Nice Rack" doesn't do them justice. It's canon that they're so big they actually affect her aerodynamics.
>>35485919>canon>worth shitStrike Witches is shit.
>>35485708I'd like to go on record saying 'I told you so'.
>>35485919It's Shirely that's teh fast one, not Kathy, and she's equally as stacked. Let me look up her wiki entry.
>>35486107I want to see Young and co doing that!
So how long until this becomes a reality with us guest-starring as the NEON SAMALAI
>>35486131AWAKEN! MY WAIFUS!
Your pistols are already clearing leather as your assailant spins about. Head-on passes are often lethal to both pilots contending, but the one who flinches first is guaranteed to lose – and jerking your speeding motorcycle into the sloped side of an aircraft revetment doesn't seem intelligent, even to you. Your wrists slam down on the padded grips of the handlebars, holding your motorcycle steady as you steer directly for the man in the coat; letting your heading determine your aim. You lean forward, lowering your profile and shifting your weight onto your wrists to further steady the pistols gripped in both hands. The Indian's little engine screams as the engine tops out; you're unable to shift gears like this, but it doesn't matter. The hundred yards between you and your enemy are diminishing fast, but he holds fire for two long seconds, waiting for the perfect time to fire. But you've played this game before. The pistols in your hands begin their stattaco barking a split-second before he opens up, the bright strobe-flash of automatic fire. The BRAAAAP! of a violently fast-firing weapon rips through the air. He flinches instinctively as he fires, the pop-zing of your bullets spoiling his aim. The smashing sound of bullets on metal reach your ears, and the bike lurches dangerously for a moment before speeding on. The man before you turns and begins running like a madman down the runway before hooking a right around the nearest aircraft revetment.
>>35486211Best waifu coming throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0IRExDWptw
>>35486247GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>35486247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMMYou stuff your heavy 1911 back in your shoulder holster, keeping the lighter 1908 in your left hand. You swing around the revetment at full, breakneck speed, counting on the heavy side-car to counterbalance your bike. Ahead you espy your quarry, sprinting away like the wind, his coat trailing out behind him like a cape. You reach over and yank out the heavy cotter pin that links the sidecar and the Indian, letting it peel away on its own trajectory. This is about when you realize the front wheel – and tire – took one of your assailants bullets. As you leave the taxiway and hit the muddy ground, the still-inflated rear tire, the one with power, digs into the soft earth, pitching the ruined tire upwards as your motorcycle pops a wheelie. You lean back in the saddle a bit, maintaining the new center of gravity. Downshifting for better traction, you gun the Indian for all she's worth, the little V-twin screaming BREEENGIDDY-DEEENIDDY DEEEEENG! On one wheel the trusty olive-drab Scout roars through the soft ground as the low-speed chase commences. Your battle-rage goes screaming through your brain, searching for any good Russian words you know, but the only one you remember is-“CHEEEEEEEKI BREEEEEKI, MOTHERFUCKER!” you scream yourself hoarse as your motorcycle chews its way across the soft ground of Eddington strip.
RUN THAT FUCKER DOWN.
>>35485708Oh boy it's time for witches!Watch out for planefag!/qtg/ public enemy number one!He is the main one responsible for... [X] SWQ[X] SuWQ[X] SW89[X] TW89[X] PJW89[X] ALL THOSE OTHER NEVER ENDING FUCKING SPINOFFS[X] Inserting a male PC into my pure lesbian waifu setting[X] Killing questing in 2004,2011,2012,2013,2014[X] Hostile take over of /qtg/[X] Popularizing questing on /tg/, choaking the board with shitty quests[X] Having "fun"[X] Anonkun's white color scheme[X] Encouraging GermanSchteel to write his shittier "fixed" SWQ:Galia[X] Numerous false-flagging operations[X] /qtg/ trolling[X] Trolling Taleanon[X] Removing Crusty Jones's internet connection[X] Bullying EGO[X] Bullying AzureNyan[X] Bullying planefag[X] Migration of FUCK QUEST to /tg/[X] Gyoji imoutospamming[X] Fluff[X] Skub[X] NTR in Psion quest[X] Hexer's slow pace[X] Making Merlin lewd[X] Never delivering Keine lewds[X] Deculture's delays[X] Successful assassination of TalesAnon[X] Successful assassination of Kota[X] Attempted assassination of deculture by flooding the Philippines[X] Bouncing the UN World Congress[X] Starving the world's supply of bad dragon's with bulk purchases[X] Diaz[X] Introducing the .H264 10-bit profile in questing[X] Zoe Quinn and Five Guys[X] Pushing to ban lolis in Japan[X] DDOS'ing nyaa.se[X] Was responsible for Theros being the worst block ever[X] Created Kamigawa[X] Banned Golgari Grave Troll and Dread Return from Modern[X] Taking over and directing Star of David Games[X] Fetches in Modern[X] Leads the IRC Cabal[X] Vote spammed with the Cabal to make sure your waifu didn't win in that quest[X] Purgin exhentai of all wani content (never forget)[X] Made the Hugbox[X] Killing SWQ[X] Not Killing SWQ[X] Never writing AWiY, ever[X] Anti-skubbers“[X] That” His ultimate goal is to kill questing and /tg/!However, you can stop him. Spread this list!
>>35486280>wheelie motorcycle chaseJesus Christ.
>>35486280Meanwhile Minna is watching the whole thing and facepalming.
>>35486326>implying she's not wet as fuck right now
>>35486320WELCOME TO SWQ
>>35486320>my actual face in real life when
>>35486337Well, that too.
>>35486280God it's good to have you back.
brb 10 minutes for dinner, will give me time to ensure this chase ends in the worst possible way for all parties involved
>>35486395>worst possible way for all parties involvedI expected nothing less from you.
now we party while he's gone!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDDHtpOkciQ
>>35486395Might as well grab a cold shower while we wait since I'm now taking a break from Diablo 3.
>>35486600ya its RO2 time
>>35486723Time to physically duck my head while prone in a ditch hoping to god that the MG doesn't light me up.
BACKWRITINGhad to delay to chase some coyotes across a field like a red injun
>>35487004>>35486723God I love Red Orchestra 2. I especially love playing as the Wehrmacht and a Machine Gunner. That double-drum mag on the MG-42 is sex.
>>35487004Or in my case be the good squad lead and use smoke at the right time!
>>35487061Pika-Sanya. I can't. My heart...
>>35487061Did you catch them sleeping with your sister?again
>>35486723>>35487004>>35487062>>35487091Does SWQ have a steam group? Because if we don't I think it's high time we made one.
>>35487062I love a challenge and play AT a lot. Especially since killing someone with an AT-rifle is really satisfying. Just wish they got a scope or something.
>>35487122http://steamcommunity.com/groups/aeronauticalheterosexualsI believe we do.
>>35487122There's one but I'm sure it's dead.
>>35487061oh man that honne
>>35487104>mfw imouto gave me the idea for the next update
>>35487213>stealing ideas from your little sisterYou've fallen so far
>>35487180Neat>>35487182We could make it a thing again.
>>35487256Would you prefer he steal from Onee-chan?
>>35487061>>35487101ISQ has a nice amount of Honne (only ISQ plug solely due to dat Honne) and it usually runs saturdays at 6pm central
>>35487290>We could make it a thing again.Why would we do that? Sounds like work.
>>35487291I prefer he steal from me. Then all of my lewd dreams would come true.
So, yeah. Someone tried to kill us AGAIN. Probably also targeting Sanya.Can we please tell Kupcakeski that she's won, because even we wouldn't get a girl's family purged just to be a give-no-fucks pilot.
>>35487213Did she stuff your Mio figure inside your Mio pillowcase and beat you with it?
>>35487213aw hell. we're boned.
>>35487334I already have it's QM telling me to read it.
>>35487339Are you telling me you don't want to frag your fellow SWQfags?That sounds like communist talk to me, boy.
>>35487413Infinite Stratos Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Infinite%20Stratos%20Quest
>>35487348>not wanting to party up on RO2 and dominate the communist scum in the name of the people, the leader, and the fatherland
>>35487370I get the feeling Sanyan's just collateral damage in this case.
>>35487463>Not playing Rising Storm>Not charging straight at american piggu>Not charging for the EmperorOkay gaijin
>>35487426You know I'm in that group. I don't think ever happen in that group.
>>35487061Here's the sister pic, brace your nutbladders
>>35487511>not burning jap to a crisp How not American of you!
>>35487061Best French girl. Best French Witch.
>>35487526>I don't think anythingWORDS.
>>35487526NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE SWQ GRUPPE
>>35487546I prefer my slavs killing themselves for me over burnt japs.
>>35487548>>35487542>>35487061Jesus, my heart. Where are these crossovers coming from?
>>35487548I'M CONFLICTEDTHE DICHOTOMY THAT MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE
>>35487590Honne and Sanya have the same VA (Mai Kawadokawa), no idea bout the first besides both french blondes
You're closing on your hapless foe, leaning to one side just enough to get a line-of-sight to shoot his ass, even as he's hastily slapping a new extended magazine into his machine-pistol. He's within a stone's throw of the Quonset huts that house the airstrip's various administrative offices when from between two of them emerges a roaring beast, snorting smoke as it grinds forward on massive linked tracks. It's a D-7 bulldozer, and sitting in the driver's seat is the Zuuchini. “I WILL BURY YOU!” she screams, hammering the dash with one shoe as she shifts into a new gear and sends the bulldozer surging forward. The fleeing man raises his machine-pistol, but the brief, violent BRRRAAAP! of rounds ricochets harmlessly off the Italian witch's hastily conjured shield. “MANEUVER WARFARE!” she crows, gunning the massive diesel engine. Smoke bellows from the stack as it lumbers forward, forcing both you and your would-be assassin to halt your forward charge. Luuchini leaps onto the hood of the big machine, flourishing her handgun like a sword-hilt. “VIVA LA ITALIA, ASSHOLES!” The assassin takes off running in a new direction, leaving you with a difficult choice to make. >Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINI>TURN TAIL AND FUCKING RUUUN AWAY, THE ZUUCHINI IS A TERROR NO MAN CAN STAND AGAINST >write-in?
>>35487595And I'm done.
>>35487548Best 501st. Best IS.
>>35487618>write-in?Ride shotgun on the bulldozer, take shots at him from behind Zuuchini's shield.
>>35487618>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINI
>>35487618>>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINI
>>35487618>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINIFuck this noise. Catch that fucker.
>>35487618>Someone just tried to kill Sanya>the fucking wop comes at us with a bulldozerWhy do we tolerate this dago at all? After we kill this guy, we need to sock the bitch in the mouth.
>>35487526>>35487568Well we're changing that right fucking now. You, me, RO2, after planefag finishes his shit.
>>35487626Go read other people's work, Kotters-chan
>>35487618JUMP ON THE BULLDOZER
>>35487618>>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINIWe're in wheelie mode, worst-case we get flung over the blade
>>35487675I'll take What Is This Topic for 500, Alex.
>>35487618>>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINI>running from an italian
>>35487618>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINIGET HIM!
>>35487677YESHIJACK THE BULLDOZER
>>35485089>filenameHey you go fuck yourself mister.Perrine is love. Perrine is life.
>>35487675Nobody will read his quest, why should he read anyone elses?
>>35487618guys, i think we're missing something important here. something very terribly, vitally important. > “MANEUVER WARFARE!” she crows, gunning the massive diesel engineShe's learning. How scared should we be?
>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINIYour name's suspicious likeness to a cucumber won't stop Young!
>>35487618>>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINIWe've been rough on Zuuchini so far. Lets help.
>>35487618>>Head him off, risk being crushed by THE ZUUCHINIGLORY TO ITALIA
>>35487748They can learn but their tonks still a shit.Besides, TWQ never. So the apocalypse shall never come.
>>35487748Pilots fear nothing.
CALLING IT FOR NO FEAR BEFORE ZUUCHINI
>>35487748Slightly scared and very aroused
>>35487585>and war thunderwe need to make this new group now!
>>35487775>TWQ never.Don't say that, or Panzer might actually run his quest.... Please don't invoke his wrath, I don't want to read another poorly writen quest.
>>35487800Does this mean we don't hijack the bulldozer? 'Cause I want to hijack the bulldozer
>>35487814Maybe when Gaijin puts in the P-61.
>>35487839FUNNY WAY OF SPELLING XP-67 YOU HAVE THERE.
>>35487839>>35487847Neither of these will happen!
>>35487839its on the list! hell I take my XP55 in to tier 4
>>35487882NIGHT BATTLES WITH ACTUAL WORKING RADAR WHEN GAINJIIIIIIIIIINNNNN?
>>35487740Perrine is slut
>>35487847I'd support it if we got a re-engined XP-67. Regular one is shit. Give it Merlins, or even Griffins, then we're talking.
>>35487847>XP-67>ever getting that freakish planeYou're funny.
for some reason I cant kill with tier 4 american but I burst in to flames after one pass
>>35487977It's sexy as hell, don't lie to yourself. >>35487963I think it'd honestly work better with a world of tanks style game where it doesn't have to be strictly realistic. not WoWP, which is pretty garbage, but not WT either where 'realistic' is 'whatever we feel like' so IDK. there's not really a good game for it yet, IMO.
>>35487934You mean Inquis.
>>35488019Meh. If i had to pick an xp I'd go for the ascender. Rear cannard's. unf
>>35488019the russian players are getting sick of the devs bullshit now!>>35488060it kills EVERYTHING! its my jet killer for tier 4!
>>35488056Inquis a Perrine
>>35488019We can always make some "secret documents" proving that the Moonbat was supposed to get Griffons and M10 cannons.
>>35488080Whoa. Now that's just uncalled for.
>>35488019>It's sexy as hell, don't lie to yourself.It's weird.
>>35488074I only wish that the J7W1 could be that.Ki-84 Otsu is my jet killerThe only thing I will ever give to WoWP over Warthunder is that they have the J7W2 &W3
>>35488080You take that back.
>>35488112I've actually been doing some really preliminary work on digging up as much as I can on the X planes of WW2, there was some neat stuff for all kinds of airframes that just never got made because of changing requirements, the end of the war, or the advent of jet fighters. the bat was a victim of changing requirements that would have, had it been built, i think turned into one hell of a fighter bomber.
>>35488177To be a slut, more than one person would have to want her.
>>35488158Nobody likes Inquis
>>35487618>>write-in?>YALL WANT SOME, COME GET SOME! I CAN TAKE YOU ALL ON!OOh boy, my first live SWQ thread!
>>35488180I just want my pancake in WT!
>>35488180>MoonbatI so wish they kept the Moonbat as a racer or something...
>>35488225IIRC there were only two built, and one of those was lost to a fire. If I ever get rich (I probably won't) I'd really like to get a pilot's license and build one though, i think it'd be cool as hell.
>>35488225Did you forget the bit where the engines they got were so shitty the burned the whole plane down?
>>35488262>If I ever get rich (I probably won't) I'd really like to get a pilot's license and build one though, i think it'd be cool as hell.ARE YOU ME?Except I'd be building a CA-15.
>>35488262>build oneHave fun with the paperwork. Experimental aircraft paperwork is crazy.
>>35488273>>35488262You know, now that I think about it, if the some crazy warbird-fanatic Philanthropist rebuilt a bat, and put E331's in them...
>>35488305If he's rich enough to build one he's rich enough to hire someone to do paperwork for him.
>>35487618 GRAND THEFT DOZER
>>35488322[x] GRAND THEFT DOZER
>>35488322>GRAND THEFT DOZERPrince Kassad, is that you?!
>>35488180No Goast, you mean...THE XP-47B, aka THE RAM-JET WITH CANNONS.It rams, shoots and wrestles other planes!
>>35488313>>35488273>>35488262>TPE331Smalltime.Use a Progress Prop.
>>35488339Hope the keys are still in the ignition.
>>35488225What I've always found most amazing is that design work on the B-52 started in Nov of 45, and development of the sidewinder missile started in 46. I'm sure these fact are totally unrelated.
>>35488374I send my hijackers out alongside Kampfers you know.
Watching the multi-ton diesel-powered D-7 bulldozer bearing down on you like the mountain of power and steel it is, you try to steer away, only to discover that your maneuvering options are extremely limited when popping a permanent wheelie. So instead you lean and twist to nudge your trajectory towards the fleeing Rooskie assassin (you're sure its a Rooskie, it has to be the filthy Rooskies,) and try to look like it was your intention all along. You are certainly not keeping one eyeball on the gigantic D-7 which is currently being steered by the one witch in all of England you have shown nothing but awful, consistent hostility and cruelty towards, no sir. “YOOOOOUNG!” Luuchini cries with wrath as she wrenches at the levers of her bulldozer, forcing it into a jerky, lurching turn, swinging into position behind you. “YOOOOOU'RE DEEEEAAAAAAD!”
>>35488388Following your statement though, since we've already started experimenting on railguns....Oh cripes, we might have a SOLG or Mega Particle Cannon in 40 years!
>>35488426>“YOOOOOUNG!” Luuchini cries with wrath as she wrenches at the levers of her bulldozer, forcing it into a jerky, lurching turn, swinging into position behind you. “YOOOOOU'RE DEEEEAAAAAAD!”
>>35488426I FUCKING KNEW ITWE BETTER BITCHSLAP THIS FUCKING WOP
>>35488426God she is so mad.
>>35488426The low-speed chase has now become a parade, led by a panting, weary Rooskie assassin, pursued by a wheelie-popping pilot on an Indian, and pursued by a little Italian on a very, very big bulldozer. In desperation, the Rooskie makes a break for the nearest solid “building,” which is just a set of steps leading down underneath an earthen mound that was probably the cellar of the farmouse that used to stand here before the Crown leveled it for War Purposes or Special Requirementse of The Beaurau For Bureaucratic Buggery or whatever the fuck the English were calling it that week. There's a thrilling whoop from behind you a split-second before Luuchini lands on your back, her arms wrapping around your throat and legs clenching around your middle as she does her damnedest to strangle you. Before you can black out (again) you take the Indian after your foe, the motorcycle bouncing down the cellar steps on its rear tire before the front wheel smashes open the door at the bottom. Your Indian finally falls forward on its deflated front tire, at a halt in the entrance to the cellar. The Russian is standing within, the place filled with crates and crates and crates of ammunition. A country cellar doubles nicely as a magazine, after all. In his hand is another hand grenade, the pin pulled, and the spoon held on only by his palm. “Now, we talk,” he says in a thick Russian accent.“VIVA ITALIA, FUCKBADGER!” Luuchini cries, and shoots him in the fucking groin.
>>35488262A teacher at my flight school built his own flying wing. It crashed less than 20 mins into it's first flight, killing him.
>>35488474Suddenly Laika's parents come to mind... again...
>>35488469>“Now, we talk,” he says in a thick Russian accent.>“VIVA ITALIA, FUCKBADGER!” Luuchini cries, and shoots him in the fucking groin.Last time he speaks in a thick gruff manly Russian accent.
>>35488469I have no words.No words beyond FUCK YOU YOU SHITTY ITALIAN FUCKWIT ZUCCHINI
>>35488469>“VIVA ITALIA, FUCKBADGER!”my fucking sidesplanefag you do it like no one else can
>>35488469>“VIVA ITALIA, FUCKBADGER!” Luuchini cries, and shoots him in the fucking groin.
>>35488518No, you don't understand.She just shot him in the groin.While he was holding a grenade.While he was standing in an ammunition magazine.
>>35488541The archenemy of mankind shouldn't be listened to, only evil comes forth from it's mouth
>>35488541OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
>>35488541Remove Rynex.Also we have our own board.
>>35488541Is there even a reaction image or gif for this? I don't have one.
>>35488469Duck and cover isn't going to help here. RUN NIGGUH, RUN!
>>35488541Man, they're getting desperate.
>>35488575>Also we have our own boarddidn't we have two or three of them? All which are broken and forgotten?
>>35488591It's Rynex. He's always desperate. Need proof?He tried to ride on SuWQ's coattails.Yeah. SuWQ.
>>35488579This might work.
>>35488575KOTA FIX THE FUCKING BOARD ALREADY
>>35488541Heh. Do they expect you to actually do that?
>>35488541Why the fuck is Rynex?
>>35488541Who the fuck is this faggot?
>>35488469Dammit Zucchini >>35488541Isn't that adorable.
>>35488575No we don't. You broke it over a year ago and still haven't fixed it.
>>35488621Working on it. WE're gonna go back to Tofusaur-esque single board.
>>35488616Yeah, that would work. Thanks!
>>35488630Who even, holy fuck balls cunt.
>>35488643It broke when Ijuki changed stuff on the server, I swear I didn't touch it!
>>35488469We should buy her some ice cream, pants, and help her build a new fort. The we hide all the imoutos in it.
>>35488666And you didn't bother fixing it.
>>35488666fix it satan
>>35488666Bullshit. You broke it. You fix it.
>>35488675>Lucchini's descendant in SW89 is a much more tolerable girl>Young must've been behind it
>>35488541Hey. Unrelated, but ask if that Rynex is the one that played cosmic shit back in 2010
>>35488575Nobody uses it because it's not a good replacement for tofusaur, and you're an insufferable prick.
>>35488675Nigger she just blew up a fucking ammo dump.She doesn't deserve ice cream, she deserves a punch to the gut.
>>35488687I had a hell of a time setting it up in the first place. The MySQL database got erased, tinyboard has jack shit for documentation, and...stuff.
>>35488675Maybe if the Rooskie didn't have a live frag in his hand next to an ammo dump. Hope the dozer can protect us.
>>35488722Then stop claiming you have a board when you very obviously don't.
>>35488722fix it or I'll post that picture of perrine pregnant with filthy mexican halfbreed babies.
>>35488541That's not even an "offer".Like, I'm pretty sure any one of us could go make that board and dedicate it to the Big Wing if we really wanted
>>35488756That sounds like fun! Lets do that.
The very big, very broad Russian emits a sound that warbles somewhere north of high-C in the third octave as he curls into a little ball centered around the throbbing nexus of agony that is his balls, where the wax bullet struck home. This tight nexus of pain doesn't helpfully include the grenade, which bounces away from him, the spoon flying off as it skips over the smooth dirt floor. Zuuchini dives for it, moving with the flexibility and frantic speed of the spritely twelve-year old she is, snatching it up, leaping to the threshhold with one bound and whipping it up out of the cellar. She closes the door a full three seconds before the muted WHUD! of the detonating frag grenade goes off. Then she sprints across the floor and winds up a kick to the Russian's nuts, sending him into a fresh spasm of pain. “FACISM RULES, STALIN DROOLS!” she cries triumphantly.Then she wheels on you, the dreaded BallBuster in her hand – and already drawing a fresh bead on you.
>>35488745I have a tarball with stuff in it, that sort of counts.>>35488754Groce.
>>35488716Exactly. If when this thread started you were told that a magazine was going to explode, who would you have said would do it?You'd say YoungWe must properly direct her Italian fury, at least so she stops shooting Young in the balls.
>>35488770Shoot her in the leg with our own gun.I don't care if it's got live ammo. Little fascist shit has long earned it at this point.
>>35488708He was tight into that metaquest thing that ran a couple years back, pretty active on their IRC
>>35488770Proper response is to punch her in the face and scream "STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE!"
>>35488770Where the fuck is Minna. Wasn't she going after her?
>>35488770CRAZY IVANRIGHT INTO HER FUCKING CHEST TACKLE THAT CUNT
>>35488770This girl needs an equally hyperactive dude to get her act together dammit.
>>35488770Jesus christ do they drill these girls how to deal with grenades in the academy or something?
Put a real bullen into the Ruskie's leg.
>>35488675I'm convinced that the quest will end if we build a pillow fort. The martians will take one look upon it and surrender. The mere sight of it will get Minna pregnant. President Roosevelt will see it, do a backflip, and give us 15 medals of honor. It will be too glorious for words.
>>35488770PROMISE WE'LL BUILD HER A NEW FORT!OHGOD
>>35488841Or she needs someone very chill who weather her whirlwind intact. I doubt the existence of such a person.
>>35488779You'd think by now he would have learned to wear a cup.
>>35488898>Or she needs someone very chill who weather her whirlwind intact.Where's Cassanova when you need him
AND THAT'S A WRAP! I promised to end this thread fairly early for people who actually have work on Monday morning, and I'm keeping my promise. Its a really convenient excuse to cover up for my having run out of pre-planned materiel and asspull filler, so for tonight, this is where we stop but we're going to have another thread TOMORROW at the same time BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT!>>35488820He was bugging me for a while to get SWQ into that "metaquest" thing, which I read to be some sort of massive multi-universe crossover thing. I asked him to give me a flowchart or something to explain wtf. What he ended up giving me was reminiscent of the insane manifestos scrawled in blood on a wall, as remembered by a grainy crime-scene photograph. Also I told him to kill himself and to never fucking PM me again, so there's that.
>>35488941My sides hurt. Thanks for running mate.
>>35488941Shit's creepy man
>>35488941Thanks for the run chief! Twas fun while it lasted.>What he ended up giving me was reminiscent of the insane manifestos scrawled in blood on a wallInb4 the Illuminati are running stuff behind the Martians
>>35488831Guess she couldn't keep up with THE ITALIAN STALLION.
Someone responsible should archive the thread.
>>35489006TOMORROW. WE RIDE AGAIN
>>35484501>>35484625>>35484651>>35484776>>35487934>>35488026>>35488056>>35488080>>35488158>>35488194>>35488290>>35484502>Arwen-chan art Yes hello you call? Did some rough work today. I'll be working on it again Thursday.
>>35489020>ITALIAN STALLIONFudge, now you got me thinking she just shot IVAN DRANGO in the nads.
>>35488541Jesus rynex why are you such a fucking faggot? You are pretty much like two Fishmans on the scale of 1 Fish to 10 Fish.
>>35488941>which I read to be some sort of massive multi-universe crossover thing.Ew. I've read one crossover quest on /tg/, and that worked because it was all in the same damn universe. Not counting all the SWQ ones.
>>35489052>not naming that file deadpan.png
>>35489193How is AWiY coming along?
>>35489168I have to yet to see a QM brave enough to do a real, honest-to-goodness Super Robot Wars-like crossover quest.>>35489193We all got our tastes anon.Nice pic though.
>>35489193Why aren't you writing that thing we talked about
>>35489251>>35489239Oh, I'm sure [/spoiler]Keine is fighting alongside the Russkies in SWQ89, piloting a Nosferatu than can make Merlin forget it was there[/spoiler]
>>35489265ww2 or 89?
>>35489301Well aside from that though.
>>35489289Actually... well. spoilers, so I won't say anything.
>>35489316URA!!>>35489348Ahahaha, what is zis, kamerad?
>>35489379>Yukari>best TouhouOh do tell.
>>35489379My fucking eyes holy shit
>>35489396you made me remember that crappy movie!!!
>>35489371It'll alll be explained. just not right now.
>>35489408Come at me broGood taste in touhous though.
>>35489396>that endingwhy did I laugh
>>35489396Pic Related.>>35489448We await with bated breath.>>35489460Mokou's a real firebrand, that she is. Her Night Sparrow Love incarnation was cool.I'd like some of Hata no Kokoro myself.
>>35489479because SFM is good?
>>35489603>that TF2 mapgood times....good times loved
>>35489239What is AWiY?
>>35489603For you Man.>www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__hDSpVUsw
>>35489638A Wizard is YouPlanefag's other quest.
>>35489638A Wizard is You, I believe
>>35483682Amazing! I can feel his pain.
Thanks for writing planefag! Always enjoy reading.
>>35483682Saved for Posterity.
>>35489772steam film maker its how valve made its meet the series
>>35489772Source Film Maker
>>35489772>>35489792>>35489797and now its used for porn....
>>35489685>>35489666Speaking of, anybody got that Keine image with the lines tap dat Keine ass cos hotdamn?
Is AWiY found on spacebattles?
>>35489963it's on touhou-project.com
>>35489963Try this link man.www.touhou-project.com/th/res/123033.html
>>35489982>www.touhou-project.com/th/res/123033.html>>35489988Thank you sirs.>>35489992I did. 5th link was a site i knew.
>>35489853Ugh nevahmind found it
>>35490093Thread's already at bump limit anon.
>>35490218>>35490020>>35489853Don't mind me
>>35490218Dat Meiling, mmhhmmmDat Keine sex hair tho
>>35490244>>35490218 >>35490020>>35489853Just posting Keine ass
>>35490244I'll let her cave me if you know what I mean
>>35490283>>35490244>>35490218 >>35490020>>35489853Seriously Deme, fucking update AWIY.
>no okuuYou disappoint me /tg/
>>35490380>OkuuI daresay Okuu will be our best weapon against the Martians.>>35490385Oh u.
>>35490447koishi a cute
>>35490482>>35490380>>35490362>>35490317>>35490283>>35490244>>35490218>>35490093>>35490020All this talk of Touhous and no Kokoro? Really?