Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandMissed past threads? Catch them here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pararescue+witchesOther Quests:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=magical+girl+hunterhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=gundam+build+fighters+questYou are Captain WILLIAM PIERCE, a combat rescue officer of the United States Air Force."You understand, NONE of this leaves this room. Only a select few officers are getting the full briefing." Kelsey says, giving you a serious stare."Understood, sir." You nod."Good." Kelsey unrolls a map in front of you, with numerous markings, both in blue and red. Inspecting it closer, you can see that it's a detailed map of Korea and the surrounding seas.(cont)
>>35491119"As you can see here, the Japanese will be landing in Namp'o from the West, while we'll be landing at Wonsan from the East." Kelsey points to two large blue arrows jutting through the Sea of Japan and East China Sea. "The idea is that the Japanese will take Namp'o and drive up to Pyongyang. It's "Liberated" Korea's newly declared capital, so it would be a huge morale hit if the Japanese were to retake it.""And what are our forces doing?" You ask."The Marines, with Navy and Air Force support, will land at Wonsan and drive straight to the west and link up with Japanese forces. If everything goes to plan, we'll completely encircle the Chinese and North Korean forces at the 38th, pretty much eliminating the bulk of their combat forces in Korea in one fell swoop.""Sounds might ambitious.""That's because it is." Kelsey nods. "Nobody has tried anything of this scale since D-Day. The entire course of the Pacific Theater rests on how this succeeds.""So why are you telling me this?" "Because you're one of the best CSAR crews we have, and there will no doubt be all of people who will need your help before the day is done." Kelsey points to the map. "Whether you want to go in with the Japanese or the Marines, I'll leave up to you. Initial intelligence suggests that resistance at Wonsan will be relatively light, but the Marines are going to have to cover a LOT of ground. Japanese operations will mainly be focused around Pyonyang, and we expect serious fighting in the city limits.">We'll go in with the Japanese.>We'll go in with the Marines.>Other
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Marines.FOR THE EMPRAH!... Wait. Wrong Marines.
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Japanese.Going where the fighting is the heaviest.
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Marines.Go in with the people we trust and communicate with ease with.
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Marines.The Japs should have their own CSAR forces, and the home islands are a lot closer than the States. Our boys need us.
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Japanese.lezz git orky
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Japanese.heavy resistance means a greater need for fast CSAR
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Marines.
>>35491124>We'll go in with the Marines.
>>35491124>We'll go in with the Marines.Tough choice though. Honestly, if our Japanese witches want to go with their kin, I say let them. They've been good to us, and we should respect their wishes.We'll just have to be careful.
>>35491119>>We'll go in with the Marines.And here something i've made.Hopefully its okay...
>>35491219It's not okayUntil I see its conclusion. Honestly it's great anon.
>>35491219Finale.Sorry for this scribbling anyway.
>>35491219Holy Fuck that is AWESOME.
>>35491124>>We'll go in with the Marines.shits going to get rough on them once their lines start getting stretched out.>>35491219>>35491249Haha! that's great.
>>35491249110/10 better than I expected would run again
>>35491249>dat Merlin and Laika face>mfw
>>35491219>>35491249You sir, win all the internets.
>>35491219>>35491249You are a god among men.
>>35491219>>35491249Oh my god this is one of the best things ever.
>>35491397>>35491219>>35491249>Ghost approvesFudge yeah.
Are these guys in irc? And if so, how do i join so i can listen?
>>35491219>>35491249You. You are still dangerous.You can be our drawfag any time.
>>35491249ahahahq. is that ice?
>>35491595Ice and Janice afaik>>35491564https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=swq
>>35491610>https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=swqThank you sir.
>>35491124"We'll go with the Marines." You say. "Personally, I think we'd work better with our own forces.""Understandable." Kelsey nods. "Aerial CSAR probably wouldn't do so well in an urban environment anyways.""So when are we starting?""Next week." Kelsey replies. "I expect you all to be ready by then.""We will." You nod."Also, on another subject." Kelsey frowns. "The test plane for Laika just arrived.""That's good." You nod. "But... there's a catch, isn't there?""There is." Kelsey nods. "To get one shipped down here on such short notice...""They want combat trials?" You venture."Correct." Kelsey sighs. "I'm not sure how Laika would react to a request like that...">Let me talk to her.>She's not going anywhere near a battlefield.>Other
>>35491641>Let me talk to her.
>>35491641>>She's not going anywhere near a battlefield.Too soon?>>35491241>>35491244>>35491254>>35491275>>35491288>>35491319>>35491332>>35491358>>35491371>>35491397>>35491411>>35491574Wow, thanks everyone.>>35491595That is intended as Ice.
>>35491641>>Let me talk to her.>>We need Janice though>>35491670Looking forward to more anon.
>>35491641>Let me talk to her.>If she says no though, tough.
>>35491641>>Let me talk to her.>>We need Janice though
So Ice vs JaniceKatya vs RedSlider vs TarinKostantina vs Riakov?
>>35491734Switch Slider and Katya.
>>35491734What is this? PILLOWFORT FIGHT??
>>35491807I don't see any Italians around here, Anon.
>>35491734SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.ONE NIGHT ONLY. TWO GO IN. ONE COMES OUT. FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT FOR ONE NIGHT WITH THEIR PILOT!BATTLE IN BERIN! ONE NIGHT ONLY!WHICH WITCH WILL WIN?
>>35491845Nice alliteration at the end, anon!
>>35491838Oh don't mind me man. I still got Lucchini in my system from our latest SWQ thread.>>35491845Pay-per-view is gonna be a bitch.
>>35491845All of them, because they suddenly realize their pilots are mostly idiots so the finally decide to share.
>>35491807Seeing Frank vs Pierce makes me wonder if either they compare who has the best witches.Or just them competing in general.
>>35491889Frank x Pierce giving each other manly backrubs. Please.
>>35491845TonnerredomeTwo Witches enter, one Witch leaves!
>>35491899This. Like what they do in public Japanese baths with Yakuza bros.>>35491889Like that mini-comic up there.
>>35491921>TonnerredomeI see what you did there, Mad Max!
>>35491899Don't give any weird idea....
>>35491641"Let me talk to her first." You say."All right." Kelsey nods. "But the brass want an answer."Fuck the brass, you quietly think to yourself. You make you way back to the hangar, which seems to be abuzz with activity. It seems that Sokolov and Christina's research team had been working overtime, trying to build COFFIN 2.0 from scratch. "WILLY!" Laika blazes out of the hanger on her wheelchair. You wonder how the hell she can move so fast in that thing. "The planeisheretheplaneishere! Wanna see it!!?">Go see what the fuss is about.>Have the talk with Laika first.>Other
>>35491641>Let me talk to her.>We need Janice though>If she says no though, tough.
>>35492005>Go see what the fuss is about.
>>35492005>Have the talk with Laika first.We can't get her hopes up too much.
>>35492005>>Go see what the fuss is about.
>>35492005>>Go see what the fuss is about.We'll drag Janice along so we can talk better with Laika.
>>35492005>>Have the talk with Laika first.
>>35492005>>Go see what the fuss is about.>Then get Janice.
>>35491921Fapfic anon. Please be fightfic anon.Teppu style MMA fights between Konstantina and Raikov.or...."OH MY GOD PIERCE! SHE'S UP THERE! SHE'S ON TOP OF THE JUMBO-TRON!""What a debacle! Looks like Raikov's pulled a chair out of nowhere!""Oh LORD! The ref's looking away! Red's brought a sword into the ring!"
>>35492005>Laika blazes out of the hanger on her wheelchair.Laika's arms are HUEG!
>>35492051I vote this man for Royal Witch Rumble Announcer.
>>35492051>"Oh LORD! The ref's looking away! Red's brought a sword into the ring!"i never knew how much i needed this in my life.
>>35492132>>35492051Only way to end this war.
>>35491939Exactly. Though how I imaginePotential future matron vs daughter of matronKiller snake vs red haired swordsmanRussian vs AssassinSuper Russian vs Super Russian
>>35492051MY GOD DON'T DO THIS!
>>35492051This needs to happen.
wwf with witches is going to be crazy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYJUHaoNK6w
>>35492156Inb4 it becomes a Mafia/Yakuza Family-like feud between VF-3 and PJ's
>>35492005>Go see what the fuss is about.This is gonna be one of those planes Fronk turned down for the Wyvern, isn't it.
>>35492211Why do I keep picturing the superplane asDelphinus/Nightraven/Falken?
>>35492051You are aware that any Red vs Raikov fights will end with them fucking? Cause I ship that hard.
>>35492258Great, from World Heavyweight bout to hatesex on pay-per-view What a turnaroud folks!
>>35492095The WCWF (Witch Craft Wrestling Federation) and the WWWWF (The Worldwide Witch Wrestling Federation).WCWF:All the witches in SWQ89WWWF:All the witches in PJ89"The Shark-Twin Sisters, undisputed tag-team wrestling champions face off against the Under-wearer and her mysterious masked sister, Khane, for the right to wear the Joe-belt for another year!""Tonight, only on pay-per-view. Watch "Crusher" Katya, "Cool Ass" Ice, and "The Flying Rattlesnake" Slider in a Three-Way Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the Frank-Cup! Who Will Win?"
>>35492258write a/another fapfic about it.
>>35492295What a slobberknocker, JR!
>>35492296>Three-Way Tables, Ladders, and ChairsI'm getting different vibes here anon...
>>35492296as long is its not on monday! I want my wwf!
>>35492295>Red>heavyweightMaybe Slider, cuz >dat ass, but not Red.
>>35492313Nick Diamond: We really saw some ass kicking here! Jonny Gomez: We sure did, Nick. So until next time, Good fight, good night.
>>35492005"All right, all right!" You laugh. "Where's this plane, then?"Before you know it, Laika is already blasting back toward the hangar. Had to be that witch strength powering her. You were almost sure she was going to wear that wheelchair out in a matter of days. You jog along after her and into the hangar, where you see a large white fighter plane with red and blue striping."Ah! Captain! Just in the nick of time!" Sokolov says cheerfully. "As you can see, our test plane has finally arrived!">Nice>What the hell am I looking at?>Other
>>35492365>mfw you stole my face
>>35492370>>Nice>ACTIVETurn. And. BURN!!!
>>35492387>mfw i am your face
>>35492370>What the hell am I looking at?
>>35492370>>What the hell am I looking at?In awed tone.
>>35492370>>What the hell am I looking at?Hey I finally caught up to a live thread. Hey Merc when are we going to meet up with Spectre squad again and see Dys- I mean Lex preform miracles in a Littlebird?
>>35492370>>Nicepause, then>>What the hell am I looking at?
>>35492410>I'm so hardcore I rhyme Face with FACE
>>35492370>ACTIVE EagleMuh dick.
>>35492370>Nice>What the hell am I looking at?
ok explain this plane to me please
Wait. Think.ACTIVE with COFFIN 2.0 right?Imagine all the crazy YF-21 stunts we can do with that...
>>35492463It's use google
>>35492438>I'm so hardcore I rhyme face with FACE>I spit sick rhymes all over the PLACE>When I PLACE my FACE inside your FACE>We'll be... uhh... Kissing...all over... the place.
>>35492490Okay knock the shit off.
>>35492490Boss, do you even DUANE AND BRANDOnice rhymes though
>>35492463It's an F-15 with canards and TV.
>>35492463F-15 with canards and thrust vectoring to increase maneuverability. IRL was never meant to be a combat plane, but was instead used to test technology that later went into the likes of the F-22. We have it because "Fuck the police" probably.
>>35492518Well, obviously not, but I'll look into them.>>35492516Okay.
Inb4 Sokolov develops this S/MTD into the EAGLE PLUS from Electrosphere
>>35492603For clarity sake:http://acecombat.wikia.com/wiki/F-15_S/MT_Eagle%2BNow we must discuss its color scheme.
>>35492631I propose Laika's eagle+ to carry Cherno Alpha colors
>>35492668Yes. You win.
>>35492476well, in setting it was used as the flying COFFIN testbed, so it'd make sense, the avionics are already there for it.
>>35492631Black on red or gtfo.
>>35492691>Then the mandatory X-9 Ghost dogfight
>>35492730>X-9 GhostsNo, just no. I don't need to relive SRW induced nightmares about those again
>>35492370"What the heck am I looking at here?" You blink. The plane looked like an F-15, but was still... different."This, my fine American friend, is the F-15 STOL/MTD, or more commonly known as the F-15 ACTIVE." Sokolov says proudly. "This was originally developed as a technology demonstrator for things such as integrated magic suites, forward canards, and three dimensional thrust vectoring. In fact, most of the systems used in this plane were ported directly over to the Wyvern!""How in the nine hells did you get it, then?" You ask as you gaze at the plane."Well, it's already achieved most of its research milestones." Sokolov shrugs. "NASA didn't have any further use for it, so they were willing to return the plane to the Air Force. Me and my team have been working all day to upgrade the currently installed COFFIN system up to the 2.0 standard, with the brainwave control system.""So this will be Laika's very own plane, huh?""When we're finished with it, she'll be the only person who can actually fly it." Sokolov nods. >Good job, Sokolov.>Can it be armed?>Other
>>35492786>Good job, Sokolov.>Can it be armed?
>>35492774Their Z2 were fun as hell to duel with though.
>>35492786Can we have it disarmed and have more speed added to it?
>>35492786>>Can it be armed?
>>35492786>>Good job, Sokolov.>>Can it be armed?I mean, it can load Shagohod/Cherno Alpha weapons too, right?
>>35492786>Good job, Sokolov.
>>35492865I wonder when we can make Zeta Plus R stuff for our witches.
>>35492865Cherno Alpha plane punches its enemies.Also has no eject seat.
>>35492914That was straight from Sunrise man. Engrish is a must.>>35492938T_T
>>35492938Fuck you, man.
>>35492938aka BANZAI plane
>>35492786"Good job, Sokolov." You grin. "Also, theoretically speaking, can the ACTIVE be armed?""Well, yes." Sokolov nods. "We would just have to add in a few more avionic systems, but the pylons are still intact and ready for use. Why do you ask?""No reason." You shake your head. "When will it be ready to fly?""If all goes well? Probably an hour."Then there's a large, static crack as some sort of sensitive component apparently rebelled against its creators. You hear one of the techs curse as another tech rushes in with a fire extinguisher to spray down the plane."...make that two hours." Sokolov corrects himself."Willy! Willy! I wanna see the other planes around here!" Laika speaks up.Well, considering she was now officially part of Sokolov's research team, she technically did have the clearance to move about the base freely. However, you really needed to have that talk with her...>Give her the tour first.>Have the talk now.>Go find Janice to help you out with this.>Other
>>35493125>>Go find Janice to help you out with this.
>>35493125>>Go find Janice to help you out with this.Janice has that whole 'cool big sis' thing going for her. Get her in on this.
>>35493125>>Go find Janice to help you out with this.Time to find Mom
>>35493125>>Give her the tour first.>>Go find Janice to help you out with this.
>>35493125>Go find Janice to help you out with thiswe can have a pseudo-tour while we look for janice can't we
>>35493125>>Go find Janice to help you out with this.Get mama to talk with daughteru.
>>35493169+1>>35493153>Janice has that whole 'cool big sis' thing going for her>Not surrogate momishygddt.jpg
So if I get my info right, pilots without legs keep can withstand more g-forces. So what can Laika do with a plane that has thrust vectoring?
>>35493125>>Go find Janice to help you out with this.Honey, we need to have a talk...
Does this Eagle have magical foci in it? If not, should be on our to do list.>Janice has that whole 'cool big sis' thing going for her>Not surrogate momKinda both, really.
>>35493280Janice will be a MILFMom I'd like forever
>>35493274>R.H.BIf we're equipping a plane with sonic breakers you are definately mah nigga
Btw, anyone know Pa and Ma Bishop description?Got some idea with them with Taken.
>>35493125>>Go find Janice to help you out with this.While we look at more planes.>>35493336Seconded.>Then there's a large, static crack as some sort of sensitive component apparently rebelled against its creators. You hear one of the techs curse as another tech rushes in with a fire extinguisher to spray down the plane.Ah, again?! Oi, Hoshino, get me that flamethrower!
>>35493360Both were Nam vets if I remember correctly.
>>35493360Papa Bishop was a Marine, and is very proud of Jessica for having joined the Marines, unlike the rest of her disobedient brothers.Mama Bishop was against her joining the Marines, and therefore I've forgotten what Ghost told me about her.
>>35493125"Ah, not just yet. We're going to find Janice first, all right? Besides, you need to eat lunch first.""Okay..." Laika pouts, obviously unhappy you didn't bend to her will. However, you do what you can, carting her over the barracks. You point out the various planes taxiing on the runway or taking off or landing. The majority of the air traffic tended to be supply haulers and transports like C-130s. However, occasionally, you see a pair of F-15s or F-16s pass by. The way Laika just stares at them as they fly past lets you know that she's just dying to see one up close.Finally, you reach the barracks, where you see the rest of the witches in the dining hall, already eagerly waiting for food. Not a surprise, since it was Janice's turn to cook."Yo! Cap! You see that new bird Sokolov got?" Red asks."Yep, it's really something." You nod. "I for one am very interested to see what little Laika can do with it." Jetstream adds. "Yeah, well we'll see." You say, continuing to cart Laika towards the kitchen. "Anyways, I need to speak with Janice.""You're not going to sneak a taste before we do, are you, sir?" Tarin raises and eyebrow.Oh boy, THAT catches everybody's attention, as all your witches' heads swivel to face you.>No, of course not!>Well, I AM the CO of this unit...>Other1
>>35493505>>Other!Depends on your definition of "sneaking a taste"...
>>35493505>>No, of course not!"What am I, Ten-Years-old?">>35493486Any idea/mention on their appearance?
>>35493533This, but more subtle.
>>35493505>>Other(cover Laika's ears) Frown, not in front of minors!Then realize she meant something else and look away embarrassed.
>>35493533>>35493543These guys have the right idea. Supporting.
>>35493505>No, of course not!Honorable CO.
>>35493505All aboard the >>35493533 train
>>35491219>>35491249this made my shitty night into a not shitty night. Thanks.
>>35493636Come for the race, stay for the cake mang.
I'd like to note the contradiction that we are US Airforce Pararescue operating out of a helicopter and have attack helicopter support in the 1990s when the US Airforce has been forbidden combat helicopters by Pentagon orders since 1966 with the Johnson-McConnell agreement of 1966.
>>35493713We also have magical girls with plane legs.
>>35493713Alternate timeline mate.
>>35493713The watsonian explanation could be that War has Changed.
>>35493742>War has changed>We've already seen the Shagohod and VolginWhen's magical nanomachines
>>35493742>War has ChangedWe Philanthropy now
>>35493728>>35493738>>35493742Does this mean that the Army gets to have the A-10 like it so desperately wants? Or is it a double standard?
>>35493758I'd guess we'd see them at least in the early 21st Century since Shadow Moses and all that.
>>35493774You might even get Commanches that work!
>>35493780Dangit, now Spellcaster and PJ's will have to work together to fight SOLIDUS
>>35493533COMMENCE LEWD TEASING
>>35493774Or maybe it just joint test. Airforce and Army, cooperating because that goddamn Squid got their primadonna unit, time to some truce here.
>>35493836I was thinkin along the lines of>Strike Witches Solid: Guns of the Youngspawn
>>35493852Young Family gatherings probably require a hazard permit form the city council.
>>35493852Makes more sense.
>>35493872>Young knocks the door down>Bitch, I AM THE CITY COUNCIL
>>35493888And that, kids, is how New Jersey was made.
>>35493913If that would happen we wouldn't have Jersey Shore!Why didn't this happen?!
>>35493872>By Court Decision, Yong Family are not allowed to come close each other below 50 meters.>"The court have make their decision. NOW LET SEE HOW THEY ENFORCE IT!"
>>35493951ah, crud. i mean Young Family.
>>35493951>Young and Minna challenge accepted.gif
>>35493505"Depends on what you mean by 'sneaking a taste.'" You smirk.The witches all blink, confused for a bit as they try to parse what you just said, but before they can make any further queries you quickly take the chance to make your escape into the kitchen. "What did you mean by that?" Laika asks, tilting her head back so she can face you."You'll understand when you're older." You say simply to her.Janice, as always, is humming happily at the stove, apparently cooking up some sort of meat stew, judging from the hearty aroma you spell. Damn, she was wearing the apron, too. Looked absolutely perfect."So, whatcha cooking?" You ask, sneaking up behind Janice and snaking your arm around her waist."Oh, just cooking lunch." Janice chuckles and pecks you on the cheek. "What brings you back here?""I actually needed to talk to you about something." You sigh. "It's about Laika.""Ah." Janice nods and turns to face the semi-adopted girl. "What's the problem?""The brass want Laika to undergo combat trials." You say. "Oh dear." Janice frowns. "Have you talked to Laika about it yet?""No, I just wanted to hear your opinion first.""Well... my motherly side tells me not to let Laika anywhere near the front." Janice sighs. "But my dutiful side says to let Laika decide for herself. Laika isn't the only young witch pressed into the war, you know.">I don't think Laika's ready to make that call on her own.>Okay, let's ask Laika, then.>Other
>>35494089>Okay, let's ask Laika, then.>OtherIf she says no then so be it. Not like we haven't taken flak already. What's some to fill the sky.
>>35494089>>Okay, let's ask Laika, then.She's got a good head on her shoulders. Let her decide.>Damn, she was wearing the apron, tooNaked Apron Janice anyone?
>>35494089>>Okay, let's ask Laika, then.
>>35494089>Okay, let's ask Laika, then
>>35494089>>Okay, let's ask Laika, then.>>35494133Unf.
>>35494089>Okay, let's ask Laika, then.>Other: But lets make sure she understands what she'd be getting into. We're not the Russians, we're not going to lie to her about that.
>Meanwhile Soviet Academy matrons develop the ability to create ice fairies
>>35494089"Okay, let's ask Laika, then." You nod and the both of you turn to her."Hm? Is something wrong?" Laika eyes you both warily."Laika, how do you feel about going back into combat?" You ask. "There's a very real possibility to fight, and kill, your own countrymen."Laika pauses to think about it for a second before looking back at the both of you, more serious than ever."I don't care what country I'm from. If it's for all of you... then I'll do anything.""Oh Laika..." Janice bends down to hug the girl.Well, suppose that was as good an answer you were going to get. >Let Kelsey know Laika is ready for combat ops.>Try to convince Kelsey to have Laika act in a support role, instead.>Other
>>35494335Too bad they only exist within General Winter range.
>>35494370>Let Kelsey know Laika is ready for SOME combat ops.
>>35494370>>Try to convince Kelsey to have Laika act in a support role, instead.ECM or Wild Weasel also count as support, rite?
>>35494370>Let Kelsey know Laika is ready for combat ops.>Other>If things start going south though, she's going home, got it?>>35494374They're basically homeguard then!
>>35494370>Let Kelsey know Laika is ready for combat ops.I honestly feel it be a waste of resources to put her on a support role.
>>35494404>>35494398>>35494370+1 LIMITED Combat operations, preferably support roles.Being a close-in AWACS/ECM Bird for the PJ Team would be extremely useful.
>>35494370>>Try to convince Kelsey to have Laika act in a support role, instead.
>>35494370>If it's for all of you... then I'll do anythingADOPTION OF DAUGHTERU TIME, FELLOW PJs.
>>35494370>Try to convince Kelsey to have Laika act in a support role, instead."Oh Child... Don't decide to do something because you think it'll impress us. Do something because you'll be proud of yourself. We'll always be proud of you whatever you do."
>>35494435>close-in AWACS/ECM Bird for the PJ Team>with 3d vectoringGuys, we have an ELINTSEEKER/Nightmare PLUS in the house!
>>35494464>We'll always be proud of you whatever you do.">>35494462Jesus christ Laika's been adopted hard.
>>35494370>>Try to convince Kelsey to have Laika act in a support role, insteadPROTECT THE DAUGHTERUAlso, shes not q normal combatant. if shes shot down and captured, she WILL be executed.
>>35494514>Jesus christ Laika's been adopted hard.Still waitin for a drawfag to make pic of Laika with the rest of the PJ's, alongside her family pic.
>>35494464sure say that
>>35494464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmDakhg45rk>Plays in the background. Go in for the group hug.
So we're going to make modifications to her plane to store some prosthetic legs just in case she gets shot down, right?
>>35494570>Dat songAll of Muh Feels>>35494588Sokolov can work on that, I hope.
>>35494588Hey, remember that some pilot powered suit from macross?Maybe Sokolov could rigged something like that.
>>35494624>Laika in a Quaedluun RauFund it
>>35494370"All right, I'll relay the news to Kelsey, see if I can't convince him to put her in a support role, instead. You should probably get back to that stew, Janice." You say. "Maybe teach Laika thing or two?""That would be lovely!" Janice claps her hands together. "Come on, Laika, I'll show you how make the PERFECT seasoning..."You head over to the rooms dedicated to administrative duties. You pick up the phone and dial Kelsey's office."Kelsey speaking.""Hey, it's Pierce." You greet him. "So I finally made a decision regarding Laika.""Good good. What's the word?""She's ready for combat ops, but I'd really appreciate it if you could put her in a support role rather than frontline combat.""Hmmmm, I think I can convince the brass to greenlight that." Kelsey says in agreement. "Let's see... we can probably limit her operations to aerial recon, combat air patrol, escort duty, or SEAD.">Aerial Recon>CAP>Escort Duty>SEAD>Other
>>35494726>>SEADVild Veasel, ready to hunt comrade!
>>35494370>>Let Kelsey know Laika is ready for combat ops.>"I don't care what country I'm from. If it's for all of you... then I'll do anything."I called this kid weapons grade hnnngg in the last thread. I was wrong. Laika is nothing short of hnnngg is nothing short of the very incarnation of hnnngg itself. I have never conceived feels of such potency could possibly be found in a single character, but goddamn if Laika is nothing short of pure heart wrenching adorableness on two legs (oh wait, scratch that last bit).
>>35494726>>Aerial ReconBest to relegate her to a role where she doesn't have to kill her former comrades...I mean yeah, she just told us she doesn't care, but that's still a heavy thing to put a kid through.
>>35494764I've seen only one other character with that level.Sarah Crewe.
>>35494726>>Aerial ReconI'm a bleeding heart, sue me.
>>35494726>>Escort DutyHaving the white butterfly watching our backs is just too good to pass up.
>>35494809>>35494801>>35494797>>35494787>Laika gets assigned to Aerial Recon>Laika meets PowersI'm... not brave enough to continue this...
>>35494764this is a plot from the Russians to kill us all with MOE
>>35494826There will be no peace for us on this earth.
>>35494726>SEADmite b cool
>>35494831I KNEW IT!!Honestly the child is to hnnngg what Frank is to aerial combat. All are powerless in the face of it.
>>35494844Gotta love a Mecha whose control panel grants access to more WMD's than skynet.
You know, I have this theory about where Merlin ends up after the war.She moves to Japan with Kenji after the things she did in the war bother her to no end. She takes on an assumed identity. Years later, she and Kenji are exes, with her working in a school library and teahouse for college while Kenji is a feminist conspiracy theorist
>>35494844>Powers gives Laika the basics of "recon">First you need a high-powered camera and a good perch to shoot from>Wait for the subject to enter>shoot away
>>35494862if only if we had known
>>35494831just look at her in a different lightthen she won't give us heart attacks
>>35494950>Laika, being adorable, thinks the best subject is Pierce x Janice>Hides in a closet>???>Falls asleep, and they both find her>Laika wakes up being cuddled by Janice, who's being spooned by Pierce
>>35495005MY EYES! THEY CANNOT CONTAIN SUCH HNNGGSS!!!!
>>35495032another one is taken by moe death
>>35494726"Aerial recon sounds manageable." You say."Excellent. We've got a real shortage of pilots willing to do that." Kelsey says. "Satellites and Blackbirds are nice, but they can't be everywhere.""As long as she's not forced to kill anybody. Even though she says she is, I doubt she's totally ready for that.""Yeah, I got it. I'll make arrangements."You hang up the phone and head back to the dining hall, where Janice is already serving the stew, and from what you gather, it was drying up fast."I will be sad when the day comes when we must part ways." Jetstream sighs as she sets her bowl down. "I will miss having wonderful meals like these.""You could always defect to the USAF." Red grins."We would never do something like that!" Euclid glowers."I dunno. I seem to remember you REALLY liking those red velvet brownies..." "Now now, Red, I really don't want to bribe others with my cooking. It just doesn't feel right at all." Janice sighs. "Oh, right, I saved some for you, Captain. I knew none of the other girls would.""Ah, thanks." You grin, taking the steaming bowl Janice hands to you."You know," Tarin sets down her bowl for a second, "I wonder how Holly and the others are doing.""Oh, I still get the occasional letter from her." Janice smiles fondly. "She keeps begging me to come back.""Must be nice to be wanted like that." Tarin says nods."Oh dear, sometimes it's really more of a bother." Janice shakes her head.>Holly?>Dig in!>Other
>>35495078In the words of a brave Danboorian:>I will die as I live; live by the Moe, die by the Moe
>>35491807>pillowfortsWe totally need a canadian beaver tankwitch who has the irresistible urge to fortify with whatever materials are available. Always finds or makes a dry place to sleep no matter how rough the environment. Whenever the unit moves into new quarters all of the pillows and mattresses are stacked together into forts of unsurpassed fluffiness. Which all of the other witches are forced to sleep inside because everything has been duct taped together
>>35495083>>Holly?>>Dig in!OOH BOY HOLLY, here we go~
>>35495083>>Holly?>>Dig in!BOTHEat like a slob
>>35495083>>Holly?Who?....its our Bitchtit right?
>>35494826Am I the only one who thinks Powers resembles a certain cupcake.
>>35495104>Canadian pillowfort witchI second this
>>35495137not-so-bitchy-titsThis is post wild-ride
>>35495083>>Dig in!>>Holly?Like a pig
>>35495155not-so-bitchy-tits is too mouthful.
>>35495152>Powers related to CupcakeskiAnon I find this theory slightly... unsettlingly... realistic.
>>35495184>Bitch'n-titsI keep readin fish-n-chips
>>35495214Fuck you, I'm hungry now.
>>35495184>>35495214Imagine the nickname of a titty monster fish familiar witch
>>35495234Don't worry mate, I'm up for some crumpets right now, myself.Dang, past three bong already
>>35495245>Royal Navy witch with a Tuna familiar>Earned nickname for turning most of the deck crews into washed-up doughboys when they don't meet her standards
>>35495083>>Holly?Ze bitchtits returns!
>>35495083"Holly?" You manage to sputter through mouthfuls of stew."Captain, manners." Janice bops you on the head with a ladle. "Swallow. Then speak."You resist the urge to make a dirty joke at Janice's expense. You had to at least TRY to maintain some semblance of professionalism in front of your witches. Plus she was your XO and could make your life utterly miserable if she wanted to."Okay, who is this Holly?" You repeat after properly swallowing your stew."Oh, she was our old CO back in Alaska before we were transferred under you." Janice smiles. "You probably met her. Short brown hair, wears a cowboy hat and boots?""Wait..." You vaguely remember somebody like that. "Oh... OH! Her! Colonel Macleod?""That's her." Janice nods. "I'm under the impression she and the rest of the wing miss my culinary contributions.""She was kind of a bitch, too." Tarin adds."Now Tarin, we should go calling her names behind her back." Janice chides. "Besides, I think her personality significantly improved after she got engaged!""UWAAAAAAAAH!?!?" Red and Euclid lean forward. "Who? When? Where? HOW?!"At the same time, Laika, who's already finished with her bowl, tugs at your sleeve, as if she wanted to leave. Of course, being her age, she probably didn't really understand the big deal of a witch getting engaged during wartime.>Stay and keep listening.>Take Laika out.>Other
>>35495300>>Take Laika out.
>>35495300>>Take Laika out.Get the name at least. Then call out bullshit as we leave.
>>35495300>Stay and keep listening.
>>35495300>Take Laika out.Eagle Plus Beckons!>Besides, I think her personality significantly improved after she got engagedDanmmit, it's all that NAVY mug's fault, is it?!
>>35495300>Take Laika out.
>>35495300>>OtherInitial thoughts go towards putting her in either our or Janice's lap and continue listening for a bit.
>>35495300>Take Laika out.TIME FOR FATHER DAUGHTER BONDINGand >>35495323
>>35495336And then wild Fronk appears...
>Stay and keep listening.We can always take Laika out later.>>35495180Family reunions for Powers must be FUN! what with grandpa Young, grandma Cupcake and grandma Yeager.
>>35495326http://pastebin.com/uKrG6CxUandhttp://pastebin.com/YzUrPmdEmight have something to do with it.
>>35495359Guess we all know where she got her "tendencies" hue hue>>35495336Damn, that Admiral pic makes me think Pierce would look good as a banchou.>>35495363I stand by the fact that the Navy mug from Fronk gave her some good mojo enough to get her engaged.
>>35495300>"She was kind of a bitch, too." Tarin adds.Leave to Tarin to say what we (anon) are thinking.
>>35495300You oblige Laika's silent request, quietly picking her up from her seat and plopping her back down on her wheelchair and wheel her out. The other witches, enraptured by Janice's tale of love blooming in the battlefield, don't even notice your departure."All right, Laika, where do you want to go?"Laika's finger immediately points to a set of hangars, where you recognize as the ones set aside for the AF and Marine steelwings.>Can't hurt to give her a little tour.>You don't really want to be venturing outside your own operational territory.>Other
>>35495576>>Can't hurt to give her a little tour.Remov wheelchair.Plant Daughteru on shoulders.
>>35495576>>Can't hurt to give her a little tour.Kick the tires and light the tires, little Laika, we're going for a ride!
>>35495592Make stupid airplane noises.
>>35495576>>Can't hurt to give her a little tour.
>>35495621Pick Laika up and spin her around while making helicopter noises.
>>35495576>>Can't hurt to give her a little tour.I don't really see anyone fucking with us and Laika. And if anyone does, they're either dicks or people who know who she is.
>>35495576>Can't hurt to give her a little tour.To the planes!
>>35495576>Can't hurt to give her a little tour.>>35495658The only people that come to mind would be the Japs Royal Guard or whatever. Though I love to see them do it in front of the Marines.
>>35495592>>35495621Supporting a combo of these.
>>35495682>Tower to Laika, you're clear for takeoffor>Welcome aboard Air Willy!
>>35495709>>Welcome aboard Air Willy!Too lewd
>>35495592This, bonding over future real daughteru.
>>35495709>>35495744Yes, but not air Willy, too lewd.>>Pierce Airlines, nonstop flight from food to fun!
>>35495754I cannot Moonspeak mang. What does it say?
>>35495773>Frequent Flier rewards include full course meal by Janice and a swordfight tutorial with Red
>>35495797>a swordfight tutorial with RedLegless Laika transcends such needs as stances and footwork.
So what nickname is our daughteru going to have? She can't exactly be called Butterfly anymore.
>>35495855>Inb4 Laika's psychic abilities let her levitate
>>35495774このあと滅茶苦茶セックスしたafterwards they had an absurd amount of sex
>>35495869Mappy!>But she's not-JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
>>35495875Uh, thanks i guess.>Now where is that brain bleach
>>35495869MothraorBecause she's always standing close to us we should call her a STAND
>>35495904But she's never stood next to us. She's a couple legs and syllables short of being a full Balalaika.
>>35495932So what, The Wheel?
>>35495576"You wanna see the planes?" You ask."Yes!" Laika nods rapidly. "All right then." You hoist up Laika onto your shoulders. "Tower to Laika, you are clear for takeoff!"You then run off towards the hangars with Laika riding on your shoulders, making stupid airplane noises with your mouth as Laika laughs all the way. At first, the AF pilots and Marine aviators are perplexed at the apparently crazy man carrying a little witch on his shoulders approaching their hangars. However, the moment they see that you're a PJ, and more importantly, that you're carrying an incredibly adorable and infinitely curious adolescent witch, they basically roll over to your ever request. Honestly, only a person with a black hole for a heart could honestly bar Laika from checking out their birds.You see them all. F-15s, F-16s, F-18s, A-10s, and even a B-1B and B-52. Laika's eyes just won't stop shining as she takes it all in. After all, it was the fist time she's seen these craft up close and personal."So which plane is your favorite?" You ask."THEY ALL ARE!" Laika squeals.You suppose it was best to spoil Laika for today. If your talk with Kelsey was any indication, the fun and games were going to be over very very soon.>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread will be next week. Also, don't forget to catch the debut of Ace Combat Quest on Friday, as well as Cyberpunk Idols on Saturday!
>>35495949>B-1BMUH LANCER WITCHES I wish>don't forget to catch the debut of Ace Combat Quest on FridayGOOD JOLLY CRIKEY IT'S HAPPENING
>>35495949Good run today, Merc!
>>35495869She who comes with the dawn. Pierce's little girl. Janice's daughter. Air Force's mascot. Trinity.Filthy traitor.
>>35495979Hey now, that last one was uncalled for man.>TrinityHmm, you may be on to something with this one though...
>>35495949Thanks for the runnings, mate.And holy shit these quests. Are you an infinite dream machine?
>>35495949Thanks for the thread MercCan you give us a teaser of Ace Combat Quest?
>>35495949>Ace Combat QuestSomehow its feels lacking without any witches. We'll see...
>>35495979>>35495989Why don't we just call her Vivio, like that girl from that Lyrical something
>>35495979>Trinity = Троицкий = TroitskiySounds alright.
>>35496006>>35496005>Inb4 all Strangereal aces unite against BELKAN SHENANIGANS
>>35496022>inb4 witches>Ace Combat quest turns to Nanoha Quest
>>35496022All this antibelkanism...
>>35496021Now you just reminded me of that Canadian film about Trotsky
>>35496037What if BELKA becomes saviour of Strangereal clay against Neuroi invaders?!
>>35496037It's nice to remember that Pixy is of Belkan origin.
>>35496034Holy shit that's a far more dangerous BELKA!!>>35496057But he gave up his lineage... right?
>Open-minded Belkan reformists are kidnapped>Mobius and Blaze are called in>Are they bad enough dudes to rescue these reformists?
>>35496071>But he gave up his lineage... right?It was kinda vague about that. Belka didn't really seem to like Belkan Aces that were born or lived outside of the country. Then there's the fact that Pixy's been a Mercenary since before The Belkan War.
>>35496126I guess. That's a problem with Belka: so backward with their view of pilot honor.
I so want this to be the opening theme for all PJQ89 threads:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SI9G_TgNFA
>>35496153Well, when a hardline "Nationalist Group" takes over the country, they tend to do stuff like that.
>>35496180I think Belka would've had some positive growth if not for Electrosphere. I mean, it just summarized that Belka eventually got overwhelmed by Big Business and swallowed like that.
So gents, show of hands, anybody here tonight make to the SWQ that ran today?
>>35496413What time is Planefag running tomorrow again?
>>35496686Same time as he did today apparently. What really threw me in the thread was the vodun swamp witch lady Young met in his near death experience. She remind you of anybody in the SWQ universe?
>>35496938Really raises some questions about witch metaphysics.