>>35610186
Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

Q&A: ask.fm/REQM

Character Sheet and Misc:
http://pastebin.com/u/REQM

Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monster
or
http://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/
or
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharing

>>35610186
>No more. You're done. Try and tear away all the mana at once, and smash the gate.

>>35610186
>No more. You're done. Try and tear away all the mana at once, and smash the gate.

>>35610186
>>No more. You're done. Try and tear away all the mana at once, and smash the gate.

Why didn't you use webbing to fix the fence?

>>35610186
>Anti-magic the armours.

If they're good quality armour and weapons, they're potential Loot!

HAHA IT'S TIME FOR SPIDERBUTTS.

>>35610186
>Just... Just smash the armours. You can't even be bothered.

I'm concerned that we might not be munchkining the optimal amount of XP out of this dungeon by just depowering everything that bothers us.
I also want to smash things.

>>35610186
>>Try the next door. Pretend to be surprised when the come to life and attack.

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>>35610186
>>Just... Just smash the armours. You can't even be bothered.
I want at least a decent fight out of this dungeon

>>35610186
>>Try the next door. Pretend to be surprised when the come to life and attack.
Free XP

>>35610309
Farming XP =Vs= All the Loot!

THE GREAT DEBATE!

I vote to just de-magic them myself. There seems to be two more golem things around the corner. Plenty XP to be had there. The armours and weapons seem more valuable as loot.

>>35610186
>>No more. You're done. Try and tear away all the mana at once, and smash the gate.


REQM You beautiful bastard. I hope you know this quest is on par with Paladin of Joy and Deniable Assets quest in delicious goodness and writing.

>>35610186
>we are the magebreaker spider. Break all the magic.

>>35610186
>Try the next door. Pretend to be surprised when they come to life and attack.

Sure we know it's boring and dumb, but we don't want it to be a complete disappointment to everyone else.

So REQM, you never answered what happens to the Extra EXP when we evolve, does it disappear? Carry over? Go into some secret sub-systems to fuel aspects of our next evolution like being much stronger than a normal ~whateverthefuckitis~?

Operation: Undo_wizard.exe is go

>>35610431
Hmmmm
We'll say it creates a block of time after evolution, where it's easier to gain levels.

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>>35610434
How did fence building go? Do you need more protein?

>>35610431
Given how pleb tier this dungeon was and that we're splitting XP between a party of five, I'm not sure this is that big of an issue.

>>35610473
Based GM is pretty based, though.

>>35610473
So I guess we'll have to ask Mom and Arizona if they're up for hunting a T-rex after we evolve.

>>35610526
On your phone?

>>35610511

Meh, just wanted to know for later days, I mean we went in here at lvl 95, it's practically guaranteed that we'll get more than 5 levels down here, just wanted to know where they went.

>>35610526
And now I'm thinking of Arizona Aria, explorer, archaeologist, and magical Nazi face puncher.

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>>35610494
I've got all the protein REQM would ever need, ready to be sprayed on the Spiderbutt.

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>>35610585
>>35610625
stop that lewd, anons.

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>>35610784

I can't stop.

Send help.

>>35610553
Of course.

This dungeon was lame, mostly because we everything already

>>35611082
I think the library just put Lyra in a REALLY foul mood, otherwise she wouldn't be so pissy.

>>35611089
I notice a lot of trying to get us mad at folk for being fat assholes or narcicisstic assholes in the quest.

I really don't care about that stuff too much. I am jaded by villains who break children in half to power their murderboner

You shake your head. Nope. No. Not doing it.

Walking the length of the room, you run your hand over each chestpiece, stripping the mana from the enchantments, saving it, hoarding it. Your friends watch from near the entrance as you stalk your way through the room.

The armour doesn't do so well sans magic. The surfaces rust, crumble and generally make a mess. Maybe they were enchanted against age, or wear? It's something to think about.

You continue your lap of the chamber, finishing of the supposed guardians. You... didn't manage to get all that much mana, actually. And it's a big gate.

You just have to play smart, then. Less smash, more subtle. Magical Giant spider subtle.

Reaching up, you call for the earth- coaxing each brick lining the gate to be a bit bigger, neatly snipping the bars free. From there, it's just regular giant spider subtle.

Which is, to say, you tear the gate free from the ground, and throw it out of your way.

The hallway ahead is luxuriously carpeted, a broad set of stair leading to a throne. That better be his goddamn skeleton sitting in it, or by every god this world has you'll make it be.

The walls left and right are sealed, or illusions, or whatever stupid way the wizard decided to conceal them, and you can feel the presences withing rousing. You're about to have a fight on your hands.

>Rush through to the throne room. High ground!
>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.
>Take them in the hallway, let them come to you.
>Other (?)

>>35611082

It also may have something to do with Lyra already having 10+ dungeoneering experience from being an active gamer.

>>35611118
>>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.
Sara best spidergirl mage sister that I want to lewd.

>>35611118
>>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.
Go Sara Go

>>35611115
We did have the kobolds and the child slavery.
I don't think this is even anger, anyway. Just low level irritation. She built herself up for this mysterious forest dungeon, and it was just literally 'dick waving: dungeon edition'

>>35611118
>>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.

The only unfair advantage is the one the other person has.

>>35611118
>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.
And the last one
>Take them in the hallway, let them come to you.
As soon as it comes around hit it.

>>35611118
Ah, the boss fight.

Let's ready up with the whole team. Tell 'em we have incoming.
The closest option to that is
>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.

>>35611118
>use our surprise round with sara

>>35611118
>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.

Sara really needs the grinding. Can't have our party mage fall behind too much.

>>35611160
I -told- you guys it would just be a lame kobold hole or something.

>>35611118
>>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.

>>35611118
>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.

>>35611118
>>Other (?)
Sara and Jin go up the walls / perch on something high and bombard the one coming from the left.

Aria, Shez and ourself go up the wall about the right, net the sucker then dog-pile it. Er spider-pile. Dog & Spider-pile. Whatever.

>>35611160
>>35611198
to be fair, that spike trap was pretty impressive.
And so is the magnitude of this Wizard's ego.

>>35611118
>Ready up with Sara, see if you can't knock one out before the fight starts.
This dungeon has been thoroughly unimpressive.

Except for that spike trap.

>>35611279

Not really, it would take at least a month to reset itself to full, a week to at least fatal.

Alright, Cmon Sara. Lets blow stuff up.

3d100, please!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>35611375

Rolled 13, 49, 18 = 80 (3d100)

>>35611375

Rolled 65, 93, 33 = 191 (3d100)

>>35611375

Rolled 41, 41, 44 = 126 (3d100)

>>35611375
here we go

Rolled 39, 44, 94 = 177 (3d100)

>>35611375

Rolled 76, 83, 83 = 242 (3d100)

>>35611375
Don't forget Jin. She can blow things up too.

Rolled 7, 48, 76 = 131 (3d100)

>>35611375

>>35611395
Interesting spread you got there.

65 93 44?
Writing!

>>35611118
>Rush through to the throne room. High ground!

Miniboss fight

Let's stop being such a downer. The others don't have cheat codes active so it's still exciting for them

>>35611430
There are so many things Lyra should be happy about at the end of it, Experience, loot, being there with friends and family. Evolving will also improve her mood.

>>35611527
Given how excited Sara was about finding the laboratory she might also decide to cheer Lyra up this night, so there's that to look forward to.

>>35611615

Sara's idea of cheer involves her throwing starbolts and fireballs in our face until we pass out

So, while we've got access to dad, and thus, fire magic and enchanting:
Airship.
Rooms for everyone, lab for sara.
Because screw walking everywhere.

>>35611694
But anon, airships mean random encounters with flying enemies, and those are always a royal pain to fight.

>>35611694
We can probably make it with star magic, and don't need dad.

But yes, I agree, an airship would be a good side project if we're not making a house.

>>35611713
Not when we have a band of harpies living on top of it.

>>35611713
>>35611729
We have a harpy with a machinegun.

>>35611713
>>35611729
>2014
>Not evolving into a flying spider

>>35611713

>Flying enemies
>Giant Spiders
>With Nets
>And Harpy-Mounted Machine guns

I'm not seeing an issue here.

>>35611748

The only image that comes to mind is a Zerg Queen from Starcraft.

That is actually rather accurate.

>>35611748
We are the wrong breed of spider for flying, mountain spiders are the ones who fly.

>>35611761
...I need to know if there is an evolution that can infest structures or people with broodlings.

>>35611824
no, sketchm'n.
That is not the way.

>>35611824
We are spider not wasps.

>>35611824

We are already planning on infesting Jin, Sheszka, and a pair of moths with our broodlings using magic~

What more do you want?

>>35611904
nooooooo

>>35611824
That's only in the version of the quest where Lyra was a /d/ mod before she died.

>>35611904
You are a terrible person.

And yet I'm oddly aroused

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>>35611904
We can't be queen unless all our subjects are our children. I won't accept constitutional monarchy. It's not authoritarian and lewd enough.

>>35611880
There is a spider wasp.
Just saying.

>>35611989

Please no. Can we just stick to spiders instead of adding the assholes of the animal kingdom into the mix? Wasps for faggots and if evolutions reflect personality and vice versa, we'd turn into equally huge assholes.

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>>35611965

>oddly

Don't you fucking lie to me anon.

You may lie to yourself, to your parents, your friends, to God, but not to me.

>>35612069
Unrelated, but you know what's great about wasps being such assholes?
They are huge assholes to all insects but themselves, and act as an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE pesticide if you place a single wasp hive in your fields or garden

>>35612069
>if evolutions reflect personality
What makes you think it does?
And mages do turn apparently into hybrids with other animals in this setting, and our form of magic is pretty much parasitic in nature.

I'm just messing with you, its not gonna happen.

>>35612154
But then you have to deal with wasps in your fields and gardens.

>>35612185
If you're not allergic, it's not so bad at all.
It depends on if you're the type of person who is willing to deal with wasp stings in exchange for saving a significant amount of money.

Anyway.
It makes me sad there aren't meat plants, so there's no reason for us to garden. Gardening's a nice hobby. Much cleaner than raising animals.

You hold up a hand, and point to each wall.
"More guardians, yes."
The effect is gratifyingly instant.

Aria drops into a stance, Sheszka bristles, and even Sara has stars in the air in a moment.
You send Aria and Sheszka left, and pull Sara with you right.

You brace yourselves against the wall, as best you can, given that you're both spiders.
"You have time, yes. Make the spell as big as you can."
She nods, squeezing her eyes shut, the orbs drawing together, burning brighter above you.

The whole hall lights with blue starlight- You can feel the sizzling heat, pressing against you.

A giant suit of armour, carrying a massive club in one hand, and a greatshield in the other. It steps through the wall as if it weren't there, boots clanging emptily against the floor. It turns to face you, weapons ready, a hollow roar echoing from its helm-

And Sara's star- No, her miniature sun sweeps in, and wholly consumes it. Metal rolls gently over the stone, the heat of her spell leaving nothing but a molten pile of steel and gently smoking boots.

You cackle, leaving your wall and heading straight for the seconds guardian- A behemoth wielding a spear with a cross guard. You move to engage, Aria and Sheszka closing in- Jin takes flight from your back, the roof high enough to allow her a bit of leeway.

>Surround, Overwhelm!
>I want that spear!
>Trip it!
>Other (?)

>>35612423
>I want that spear!

>>35612423
>Surround, Overwhelm!
>I want that spear!

>>35612423
>>Surround, Overwhelm!
>>I want that spear!

>>35612423
>I want that spear!
LOOT.

>>35612423
>>I want that spear!
Disarming it will make it easier to deal with

>>35612423
>I want that spear!
>Trip it!

Was this even a question?

>>35612423
>Other (?)
String some web lines between us and Aria. Play Giant Spider Ring around the Rosie!

>>35612423
>Trip it!
>I want that spear!
LOOOT!

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>>35612423
>>I want that spear!

Also, a huge club and a greatshield...did we melt Havel?

>>35612423
>IT WAS A FUCKING ORNSTEIN AND SMAUG FIGHT
Fuck. We should have soloed this one like a coolguy.
>I want that spear!
>Other (?)
Use the webs! Stick it to walls and cielings, and take that stick!

>>35612423
>Surround, Overwhelm!
>I want that spear!

>>35612423
>>I want that spear!

>>35612423
>I want that spear!
>Trip it!

>>35612522
>RIP 2014, he was a rock.

>goodnight gents!

>>35612522
>>35612555
>greatclub and spear duo
Nope, you met smough

>>35612423
>>Surround, Overwhelm!
>>I want that spear!

>>35612649
He doesn't use a shield, though. Just a giant fuckoff hammer.

>>35612674
well, ornstein doesn't use a shield either.

Either it's ornstein and smough, or nobody we know.

>Lyra with Ornstein themed armor

Again, this universe doesn't have enough raw space to contain the seminal fluid gushing from my body at this thought.

Send him for a trip and and take his shit. Got it!

5d100, please!

Rolled 77, 63, 34, 81, 92 = 347 (5d100)

>>35612739

Rolled 9, 39, 69, 42, 57 = 216 (5d100)

>>35612739

Rolled 15, 96, 17, 28, 68 = 224 (5d100)

>>35612739
Give us your lance, guy!

Rolled 100, 53, 8, 67, 71 = 299 (5d100)

>>35612739

Rolled 57, 99, 75, 55, 2 = 288 (5d100)

>>35612739

Rolling

Rolled 68, 78, 26, 30, 13 = 215 (5d100)

>>35612739
kay

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>>35612763

>Dat 100
>Useless

>>35612763
>100

So close~

>>35612747
>>35612754
>>35612762

>77, 96, 69, 81, 92
good rolls.

Solid rolls.
Writing!

>>35612837
I really hope that our first combat critfail will actually be seriously damaging to us. We've had it way too easy.

>>35612883
I don't like devestatingly crippling critfails or extremely effective critsuccesses

>>35612883
We nearly got our shit clawed out of us, remember?

>>35612932
I don't, actually... I'm just thinking we haven't really had hard situations to get ourself out of.

>>35613021
Usually because we're surrounded by badasses that can cover for us when we stumble.

>>35613038
Yeah it's kind of a tall order to ask a giant spider who eats magic to be vulnerable.

>>35613142
Jin and Sheszka could probably ask Lyra to be vulnerable.

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>>35613334

"Trip it!"
Your party launches into action- Sheszka blurs, reappearing to claw at the armours ankles, claws tearing into the metal beneath her newfound strength.

Aria joins you in a charge, and you slam, side by side, into its legs. It tries to brace itself, but against the strength of two evolved Arachne, that's not much of an effort.

You wrench its legs out from beneath it, toppling the armour over- and the fight quickly turns one way.

Your glaive finds purchase in the wrist, hammering between the armour plates and pinning it to the ground. With your weapon occupied, you help yourself to his, hoisting the spear overhead and wielding it like a hammer. Two blows sees the helmet dented in, metal giving beneath your strength.

Aria decides to ensure the armour stays on the ground, dropping her glaive and taking hold of a leg- She braces herself with all six legs. With a squeal of metal, tears it free, casting the torn leg away and reclaiming her weapon.

Jin lands, using your glaive as a perch, and sets about raining starlight across any patch of the things body not currently occupied by someone else.

You think the whole thing somewhat unfair, but the less injuries, the better. Your gang beating concludes with a final sounding clang, the chestplate giving way beneath Sheszka's fists, and the magic holding the thing together snuffs out.

That felt pretty good, actually.

All that's left is the throne, now.

>Check it out.
>Or not.
>Other (?)

>>35613878
>>Check it out.

>>35613878
>>Check it out.
But try to sense any traps first.

>>35613878
>Check it out.

>>35613878

Throw the armours helmet at it. Check for Lich/Skele Wizard...

>>35613878
>>Check it out.
>>Play with our new spear.

>>35613878
>Other
>[Toss things at it]


>and taking hold of a leg- She braces herself with all six legs. With a squeal of metal, tears it free

Fuck. With all the evolving we do I almost forgot she;s the strongest one here.

>>35613878
>Check it out.
I wonder if that wizard is even here.

>>35613878
>>Check it out.
It's not like we're going to turn back at this point.

>>35613878
>>Other (?)
Ask Sara for some more juice and do another Ground Penetrating Radar thing.

We got all of this level from the surface, see if there are deeper levels. Would be less disappointing if this whole lever were just a decoy to keep us from the real stuff.

>>35613878
can we draw a moustache on the skeleton?

>>35614102
that's just mean

A bit of investigation, then.
Writing!

>>35614138
And hilarious.

>>35614102

use some webs to turn it into a puppet, give it a silly voice and enact a short set about how stupid and pompous the bloody Wizard was...

>>35614291
>achievement: Speaking Ill of the Dead

>>35614291
>>35614216
oh noooo
we're grave defilerrrrs!

>>35614379
>Grave Defilers.
Nope. We're Grave spiders

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>>35614414

Shut up.

>>35614414
Best spiderbutt.

>>35614414
Fluffy is best

It's over. This is the last room, thank the gods.

Everyone steps through the final gateway together, into the brightly lit throne room. More tapestries, more pillars line the walls, and the runes gather above, a giant swirling light illuminating the room.

The carpet trails across the floor, slinking up the steps to where an ornately carved chair awaits. And in it...

Your wizardly nemesis, long dead and skeletal. A journal still open next to him on a little table, quill frozen in ink so long dried that it's pretty much a fossil.

You follow the path, standing before the corpse. You extend one armoured finger, prodding at his skull, which promptly snaps free of the vertebrae, rolling into his lap.

Good.
The journal is an account of him complaining, insinuating that the war between the empire and the forest is the reason no-one has come to his lair. He actually calls it a lair.

There's also several paragraphs of bragging about how he built the thing beneath the noses of the forest, and how his deviousness is second on to his infinite wisdom.

Which is, of course, why he is a skeleton, alone in his dungeon however many centuries later.

>>35614682
You turn to your party, arrayed a step below you, all waiting expectantly.
Is this- Are you supposed to make a speech? Or something?

You cough into one hand, and then straighten, framing yourself with your new spear and glaive.

"We did it, yes? Even if it was a stupid dungeon. There were traps, and monsters, and magic- And we did it. We won. Together."

You stow your weapons behind you, and bring your hands together. A clatter of chitin, echoing alone in the wide room as you applaud.
"Well done!"

Even Aria blushes, covering her face and turning. Sheszka and Jin stand next to each other, glowing. Sara is rooting through her bag for a book, but she blushes when you look at her.

"Let's go. I want to see the sky again. And less runes, yes."
A chorus of agreement answers you, and one by one, they turn, leaving behind a fool and his throne.

>>35614682

This dungeon is a vault to store his ego. It is a miracle it does not go down another 40 levels.

It is thus a good thing he is not a lich, otherwise he might of pushed it down further to fit his ever expanding ego. It must of gotten righter tight in here towards the end.

>>35614682
huh, poor guy.
What were his last journal words?

>>35614731
The guy spent his entire life writing shitty fanfiction about himself and died alone in a tomb he built. He barely qualifies as a wizard for his traps and golems, there's no way he could have ever become a lich.

>>35614717
They all get head rubs. Even Aria.

>>35614717
>That's it for tonight!
>Next thread will be loot identification, dungeon chatter and of course, going to sleep!
>Next thread will probably be thursday!
>Questions, comments, concerns answered while I'm in thread!

To start it off-
Honestly, I don't think the classic D&D style dungeon works with the quest format.
Thread 2 of it was a grind.
If we do dungeons again, it'll play more like the moth rescue- Rolls for finding your way, a few events, that sort of thing.
Room by room was killing me!

>>35614816
WHAT EVOLUTION DID WE BECOME

>>35614816
It IS sort of impractical to clear a whole thing.
>>35614844
shaddap youz

>>35614816
I liked moth rescue better, yes. It seemed like our map crit made this a monty haul.

>>35614816
The moth rescue one worked out really well, ja.

>>35614844
Just wait already.

>>35614816
I imagine the spike trap, golems, pressure trap, fake treasure, knights and guardians would have been much more entertaining is we hadn't known they were there and couldn't just rip the magic out of them.

>>35614816

This is the type of dungeon you do in person over a 4 hour game session really. QM format does not work too well i guess.

>>35614816
That's a shame, REQM, I really enjoyed this kind of dungeon crawling, knowing the layout really helped visualize what we doing. Thanks for running man I had fun.

>>35614816
So, can we turn this into a magical laboratory for elfdad and spidersister? If not, could we set up a mana generator in our nest?

>>35614816
Just checked up on Shesz' pastebin and noticed something new.

>Transformation: Wolf- A very large wolf.

Can she go full werewolf under a full moon now?

>>35614881
>Spike trap
Identified by map and used on golems

>Golems
Identified by map and ganked by spike trap/fought for the hell of it.

>Pressure trap
Identified by map and disabled by magic

>Fake treasure
Disabled by magic

>Knights.
Disabled by magic

>Guardians
Ambushed due to map, ganked/fought for the hell of it.

>Skeleton Boss
POKE OF DEATH!

Yeah...I see what you mean.

>>35614970
H-how can we trigger this for pettings?!

>>35614970
She needs to get bigger for larger headpats.

>>35614844
Its a secret to everyone!
Except me!

>>35614855
>>35614865
>>35614878
>>35614881
>>35614886
>>35614888
It's not bad per say- but it really is more tabletop oriented- The back and forth between a player and gm as you trundle through a dungeon, with rapidfire... whatever happening, it's not the same in a quest.

Maps will probably see use again, and I've no doubt people will be throwing themselves into every potentially treasure filled hole they see. But the lack of progress is really rough on me, writing wise. It's hard to keep things interesting, and with a reread, I found the second thread kind of dry.

We'll see where we go from here.

>>35614918
I don't see how you'd stop them.

>>35614970
She doesn't need a moon!

>>35614984
Future maps will be more vague, I think. Maybe limiting it to a bonus when something starts to trigger, or something.

>>35615032
>>35615062
Larger is relative. You're still a giant spider.
You can ask her about changing, once she figures out how to.

>>35614984
The reason we used magic to steamroll the traps was because we knew exactly where each and every one of them were thanks to our spider sonar. Earth magic is the most useful magic for a giant spider adventurer.

I get the impression the pacing was the way it was because Lyra was deliberately doing things very methodically. It was our first real dungeon and we had a big party to look after and banter with. I just hope REQM keeps giving us dungeon maps for high rolls with our tremor-radar. I really like knowing what we're doing.

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>>35615082
Can we steal those Crystals? They seem to be the most valuable thing in the dungeon.

>>35615150

Well, we know what Lyra and Sheszka's spawn will look like once they go into their own wolf transformations.

>>35615150
... Suddenly, I am sold on your earlier idea.

>>35611980
that would require a LOT of breeding

>>35615183
No, anon. Bad. No lesbianism.

>>35615247

I am going to punch you in the face.

Yes to lesbianism.

>>35615150
SPIDER WOLF, SPIDER WOLF
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER WOLF DOES
SPIDER WOLF, SPIDER WOLF
CAN SHE WALK ON THE WALLS
NO SHE CAN'T, SHES A WOLF

>>35615150
All the extra paws are all sorts of creepy.

>>35615163
Pulling them free would have indeed triggered an Aladdin style escape the collapsing dungeon run. But studying them will help Dad and Sara's enchanting out quite a bit.

>>35615256
No to lesbianism. Bad.

>>35614682
>It's over. This is the last room, thank the gods.
lyra darling, you need to stop being such a downer.

Yes ok, dude was an annoying prick, but look at the bright side, the loot, the fighting, the destroying his legacy.

Your mom was Ecstasy all throughout her first dungeon. You are just complaining about all the bad stuff while ignoring the good.

>>35615256
Nay anon, birds and bees only not wolves and spiders.

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>>35615278

>Not wanting Spiderbutt / Wolfbutt Lesbianism.

>>35615314
I staunchly disagree with you on this, and am forced to mention it every time it is brought up.

>>35615302
inb4 jin gets together with a handsome beething.

>>35615299
I can confirm she is quite pleased with her new spear.

>>35615335

Male love interests are boring.

>>35615314
I couldn't bear to lose the innocence of our pack.

>>35615388
We'll get a proper description of it next time, yes?

>>35615388
what's that spear like, anyhoo?

>>35615409

>Wanting to break up the pack for some sausage.

I can't deal with it.

>>35615400
I hold the opposing opinion.
And an inter-friend relationship would also be unpleasant.

>>35615400
Yuri is boring. It couldn't beat having an arachnophobic husbando.

>>35615411
>>35615423
Of course, It's got a arrow-like head, a wide crossguard, and is currently a little big.

>>35615423
>>35615411
>A behemoth wielding a spear with a cross guard

>>35615433
Face it anon, some people don't want to go bone the first friends they make.
They might even wait until they find someone they want to romance.
I suggest you leave it, because
>you don't want thing I want
isn't doing you any favors.

>>35615433
The pack is not founded on lewdness, anon. It wouldn't be torn apart by anyone getting a boyfriend.

>>35615471

I'm not even the same guy, I just got here and caught up.

For fuck's sake, I don't even advocate Lyra/Wolfbutt or Harpybutt.

I'm all about the small, delicate, aphrodisiac producing mothbutt.

>>35615499
I don't want any of this.

>>35615463
>Currently a little big.
Confirmed larger spider soon

>>35615506

Too bad.

>>35614682
>Carpet
>Ornate chair
are they all rotten or still fresh? because if the latter they might be worth some money

>>35615508
mom's going to be furious.

>>35615526
Not your call, anon.
Now let's go find a room to make out in instead of having eternal back and forth.

>>35614816
>If we do dungeons again, it'll play more like the moth rescue- Rolls for finding your way, a few events, that sort of thing.
That would be nice, yes.

>>35615526
Too bad for you maybe. Not everyone is as fixated on the /u/boat as you, anon.

>>35615499
Would the pack bully and scare Lyra's would-be boyfriends as soon as she leaves him alone with them?
Make sure he's suitable for the task.

>>35615562

Come at me, anon.

SpiderbuttxMothbutt reigns supreme.

It's a natural fit, predator, prey, stick in the mud, producer of lewd dust.

>>35615620
This would be moderately hilarious/infuriating. Simultaneously.

>>35615626
Oh god.
And she's totally behind the queen thing, too. She'd do something ridiculous like declare herself the first consort or whatever

>>35615082
>Maps will probably see use again, and I've no doubt people will be throwing themselves into every potentially treasure filled hole they see. But the lack of progress is really rough on me, writing wise. It's hard to keep things interesting, and with a reread, I found the second thread kind of dry.

You could just speed through those parts. Dedicating a few sentences to them and not even having a vote. Have an initial goal going in, either of getting something done and leaving in fastest route, or systematically looting everything. If the latter, gloss over it, with some rolls for "search/spot" and the like. And focus on the actual interactive stuff, like monsters and traps that aren't trivial (that is. trivial monsters and traps can also be just done on autopilot and combined into a post)

That being said, I personally found amusement in defacing the murals and our girls breaking down the false wall adorably, and the part where jin really wanted the amulet. Those were cute.

>>35615663
I'm almost certain she was trolling Lyra.

Though I don't think that'd stop her from saying as such.

>>35615663

At last, you see my logic.

>>35615663
>>35615626
Ugh, how terrible.

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>>35615273
You mean poodle spider

>>35615679
anon, that's an entirely different guy.
I choose not to discuss with you, as you know, eternal back and forth being pointless and all.

It's not like you'll ever be convinced, and you have nothing I want.

>>35615462
Any husbando of ours has got to be a leg man.
I wouldn't be opposed to a trap, actually.

>>35615695
I feel so bad whenever I use my electrified tennis racket that causes moths and flies to explode and their remains begin to cook every time I see a fluffy moth.

>>35615676
This is a fine idea for dungeon crawling. If REQM could just streamline the experience a bit that would be ideal.

>>35615676
>>35615573

Thanks!
The bits of character interaction were definitely the highlights of the writing.
There's no worry about dungeons disappearing from the quest, I just have to find a balance between crunch and progress.

>>35615532
Are you willing to take the risk that Nin might see you with a throne?

>>35615723
>Trap
>AbsolutelyHaram.jpg
No. Abosolutely not. Don't even joke about it.

>>35615787
>Are you willing to take the risk that Nin might see you with a throne?
We need to improve our stealth SOMEHOW.

>Arriving back from the dungeon raid.
>Still annoyed about the Wizard
>See father, he could of warned you
>Pick him and put him on your back so he can't escape while you walk around ranting.
>Keep calling him Dad

>>35615787
Yes, I want more Nin calling us Queen.

>>35615878
no.
Never.

>>35615884
Yes, more.
There must be more.

>>35615850
I'm pretty sure not all wizards are as far off their rockers as that guy. In any event elfdad couldn't have known what was down here anyway.

>>35615723

I just keep imagining what Lyra's children will be like being raised by Lyra, Jin, Sheszka and possibly the moth girl.... there will be factions... there will be fights and competitions... there will be an absurd amount of adventures...

>>35615898
Get out of here nin

>>35615787
>Are you willing to take the risk that Nin might see you with a throne?
Hue hue hue
yes, that scene would be hilarious.

Also, I am totally for the queen route (although I want it to be really late game. After we are world renown hero)

>>35615909
I'm not sure we'll actually get a moth girl in our party. As auxiliary support by providing us combat dusts, of course, but they're too fragile to bring into combat.

>>35615943
>tfw we evolve into Queen Arachne and start inadvertently mind controlling every arachne on the continent, causing all the political players to lose their shit and start trying to use us as a political pawn

>>35615995
I'd love to see more of Nin, but I'm really unsure how. That said, I expect there's SOME way for them to get evolved, since they were one of the three starting races for the quest...

>>35616002
what political players?
also
>Be used as the pawn because you have mind control powers
isn't that backwards?

>>35616002
>tfw we figure out some important noble's trying to manipulate us
>tfw we politely invite him into our parlor for lunch
>tfw people now understand why manipulating spiders is a bad move

>>35616094
>invite him for lunch
i lost it

>>35615995

Doesn't have to be in combat... could hold the fort during our adventures... always ready to administer heals and the like after a long day of hunting and/or adventuring...
Possibly the Royal Administrator, overseeing things when we enevitably disappear on adventures, possibly hiring adventuring groups to drag us back to do royal things...

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>>35616710
ah, but kerrigan is in control and in charge.