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Ladies of Minia Academy of Magic. An imposing building suspended high in the air with ancient spells. The only way here is through a teleporter and only those with permission may enter.

I never thought I'd see it this close...
You see, every year the schools exchange students. Around a third of the students from each school, picked from the top of the class, transfer to their partner school. The stated purpose of this exchange is to help further the education of these students.

However, that's not quite true. The headmasters of both schools have a different goal in mind. While they do send in the brightest to learn they also send them in with the hopes of gaining secrets from the school.

The secrets can be anything. A few runes, a spell, the workings of a magical artifact. Each and every year the Ladies of Minia school have managed to steal something from my school but not once have we taken something from them.

The headmaster and I hope to change that this year. We have a secret weapon this time.
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>>35712084
Aw yiss
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Me.
My name is Tali and I am a master of Glamour Magic. My people, the elves, are each born being naturals at different schools of magic. With my Glamour Magic the Headmaster of my school has assigned me the task of infiltrating this school as one of their own, non-transfer, students and learning secrets that no outsider would normally get.

I was sent off with only my mission, an empty spellbook, and you guys. The legendary artifact, The Orb of Whispers. The Headmaster said you would help guide me along my journey and give me advice should I need it.

Well, I need it... I'm here and I have no idea what to do. There are new students wandering around and people from my class. No one really seems to know what to do and there's no one guiding anyone...

Should I look around a bit? Maybe linger with my classmates? Or I could try and see what the new non-transfer students of this school are doing.
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>>35712084
Throw a rock at the lesbian school
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>>35712105
Stay alone.
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>>35712105
Masturbate furiously to the stonework. unf~
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>>35712105
TRANSFORM INTO A GIRL
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FIND BEDROOM
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>>35712135
>>35712130
>>35712125
>>35712123
>>35712105
Some mixture of this seems appropriate
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>>35712105

Let's say hi to the new students! They're new, and we're new. So what could possibly go wrong?
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>>35712105
Turn into a girl and seduce some female students
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NOOOOO! I must go to sleep, I have to. I got work tomorrow. Damn you, Larro!

IDon't fuck up, guys. 'll check the archive tomorrow.
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>>35712105
Get a hardcore tattoo on your lower back.
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>>35712123
>>35712105
This seems good.

>>35712158
>>35712130
Tali seems like a girl's name to me.
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>>35712105

You need to infiltrate this place, so become the cutest girl ever in a maid outfit.
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>>35712172
That's a boy, son.
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>>35712105

Go see if there are other new students to the school. Usually, it's easier to make friends with other new people. Plus, you'll be making them feel more at ease and showing that you sympathize/empathize with their situation!
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>>35712123
>>35712105
Second.
May as well talk to the Orb too
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>>35712105
Socialize, ya dipshit! Come on, there's plenty of people to meet, and the sooner we gain their trust, the sooner we get secrets.
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>>35712219
We ARE the Orb. He's already talking to us.
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>>35712105
You might want to investigate, see what all the hubbub is about.

See what else you can learn about the school.
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>>35712105
Look for the loneliest people, who would be easiest to make your friends.
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>>35712105
Look around, try to find a map of the school or something. Such big places usually have a floor plan.

Failing that, find some students that seem as lost as you and get to know them (and what they know of the school).
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>>35712123
>>35712105
>>35712235
This seems good, I agree with these whispers.
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Introduce yourself to the other newcomers, see what they know about the school
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>>35712105
Familiarize yourself with the place. Look around, ask around.
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>>35712245
Yup! Go for the nerds, outcasts, and other lonely types.

They are much more likely to trust anyone who pays them the slightest amount of attention.
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>>35712125
>>35712135
>>35712158
I see...
Yes, the Headmaster did warn me about this possibility. He say 'Pay great heed to the chaos of the Whispers. Sometimes they may whispers lies. Or get you to sleep with someone. Sometimes even a combination of the two.'

I hear quite a few of you saying to go and check out the new students so I guess I'll do that.

>Tali holds the orb tightly in his hand as he makes his way to the group of students mingling about.

1/2
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>>35712105
Can the glamour magic turn us invisible? Sounds like something that would be useful at some point of this sneaking mission.
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>>35712084
How big/heavy/breakable is the orb of whispers? What is its range? Does someone need to hold it?
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>>35712327

It's not good to consider suicide, anon. Unless you actually want to kill us all.

In which case, I guess I can't stop you. I am only a voice.
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>>35712327
I bet if we powdered it and injected the powder into the bloodstream we could control minds.
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>>35712302
Wait a second. Is the Orb a Christmas decoration?

Is your school so cheap they couldn't even find a proper vessel for us?
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>>35712356
Sounds like a brilliant idea! But make sure to inject it into someone else, you really don't want us in your head.
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>>35712364
it's a sphere of blue crystal with a cap glued to one end.
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>>35712302
Better be careful Tali, the last one who trusted the Whispers ended up as a superhero. A terrible fate I think you agree
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>>35712371
What if we powdered it and instead of inject it, lace food so we can control multiple people in one swoop.

I'm not sure if it would be absorbed in the lower intestine or not, though.
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>>35712302
>I hear quite a few of you saying to go and check out the new students so I guess I'll do that.
Err.
It seemed more to me like being a loner and investigating things without talking actually.
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>>35712390
I doubt we'd get absorbed properly via digestion. It needs to be injection.
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>>35712352
I'm thinking of self preservation, fellow voice. Best to know our limits.
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>>35712394
>thinking you get to vote
>in a larro quest

lol, at best you can be the post he links to drive the railroad. Just sit back, relax, and tell him to masturbate.
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>>35712412
>>35712394
>>35712390
>>35712382
>>35712380
>>35712371
>>35712364
>>35712356
>>35712352
>>35712327
This is why nobody trusts us. You come on too strong. We need to earn his trust first. Jesus, this is why we've been trapped here longer than Rita Repulsa.
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>>35712380
That's what I said.
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>>35712412
Damn.

Might be able to spur a plague or two, then slip the powder into IV drips.
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>>35712317
Actually, I can! It's not too difficult to do. I can even make myself look like an inanimate object. The only rules is that I can't make myself much bigger or smaller. Also the more complicated the Glamour the higher chance someone will see through it.

>>35712327
It's light... I'm not sure you can break an artifact though. Not without another artifact. Also the range seems to just be me. At least, no one else is reacting to you guys.

>>35712364
I... It looks nice, at least. I think.

>Tali walks up to the students and appears to have arrived in mid conversation. A girl with braided purple hair is speaking to a group of new girls, her voice ominous.

"Oh yes," She says. "The trials ahead of us will be great. They are called the Trials of Endurance. Those who fail... Hehe..."

>Another girl, clad in golden magical items speaks up.

"W-what happens?" She asks, nervously.

"Well... I heard they take you and simply throw you off the edge. Your screams echo for miles around until...." She pauses. "SPLAT! You are nothing more than a stain on the grass below us."

>All but one of the girls appear to be unnerved by this one's speech.

... Is that true? What are the trials!? Why was I not told of this!?
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>>35712453
Quick! Get a head start and jump off the island!
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>>35712453
She's probably joking, no one actually dies, it's just a scare tactic.
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>>35712453
BOAST

THOSE TRIALS AIN'T NOTHING TO YOU BUT A SPEEDBUMP IN THE ROAD YOU LITTLE PUSSY.
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>>35712453
Later we must glamour a large rock to resemble a student and chuck it off the edge.

Scare tactics.
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>>35712453
Think of it as an entrance exam. I doubt you'll really be thrown off a cliff if you fail, it's just childish rumors.
But feel free to overreact if you wish, It'll be more amusing for us that way.
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>>35712453
It would be fun to watch her go splat like that, no?
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>>35712453
Ask the unnerved girl if there really are trials. This sounds like bullying.

Also hide your knife ears, elf.
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>>35712453
Ask the girl more about the trials. Of course you can pass them with ease.

You better, or it'll be trouble for us too.
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>>35712453
Act super worried and join in. Nothing like shared fear to bond with folks.

We can make the nervous girl not feel stupid since we fell for it too, and the storyteller girl can feel good since she fooled multiple people instead of just one.
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>>35712453
Relax, she's joking. If they were throwing off students from the edge, you'd heard about it by now.

Besides, even if you do end up thrown from the edge, we can summon Santa. You know, because we're a fucking Christmas ornament.
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>>35712443

Maybe if some of us weren't trying to convince our master to do such ridiculous things, we wouldn't be having this problem.

>>35712453

Ask who told her this lie.
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>>35712453
Look, it... might be true. But it could be scare tactics. Regardless, you need to look around for the lonely people. She's too popular for you to turn to your side. You need someone desperate for a friend, who would be willing to tell you things,

Focus.
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>>35712532
Preying on the weak and insecure is classic espionage tactics, listen to this voice!
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>>35712453
>... Is that true? What are the trials!? Why was I not told of this!?
No, she is fucking around with you. Fuck around with her back. Say your older sister went to the school and those trials are nothing compared to the secret trials you have to do to graduate.
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>>35712453
How old are you?
I mean, it's probably too late to save your innocence from our insane polyglot, but I'm just wondering.
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>>35712566

I dig this choice.
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>>35712600
He's an elf. His mind is already full of filth
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>>35712566
Hrrm. It sounds good. But does he have a sister? Let alone if he does, can it be shown she was ever a student here? Could be trouble if someone gets to snooping on our background
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>>35712651
We can just tell her that it is classified and that you are not allowed to tell because "you know why"
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>>35712675
lies that are unsubstantiated leads only to trouble. And trouble with mages leads to death. Usually. The less lies we have to remember and can't screw up, the less we can be caught on.
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>>35712453
Eh she's probably full of shit. Brush it off.
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>>35712730
Don't listen to this guy, getting yourself entangled into a great web of lies is fun. We can keep track of them for you
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>>35712730
oh wow look at this mage expert over here

jk this guy don't know shit
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>>35712600
Eh? I'm 17. I'm not sure what this has to do with my mission.

>>35712502
Oh! Should I look like a human? Done.

>>35712566
>>35712651

... Wait, yeah, I think big sis would have told me if they killed students who failed these trials... She did mention there's an exam of sorts but... Argh, I wish I could remember what they were.

"That's not true."

>The girls turn their attention to him. The one spooking the students looks him up and down with a judging eye.

"You know how the trials work?" She asks.

"Yes. Well, not really. But my big sister went to this school and she never told me about anyone dying if they failed. I think she would have mentioned it."

"Perhaps the trauma of the event led to her locking away the memory forever. I imagine seeing your potential classmate dragged to the edge and dropped off would have that effect on people. Wouldn't you agree?" She gestures to the students around her. A few of them nod. "But don't worry, I know the secret to overcoming these trials."

"Y-you do!?" The nervous girls asks.

>She nods in reply.

"Gather around and listen and I will share with you my secrets."

... I think she's lying about the whole thing.

>Something catches his eye. A girl with black hair and a sign is standing in front of the school gates. She's simply staring off into the distance. No one seems to be around her.

... Is that the lonely girl you guys mentioned? I could go talk to her.

>The purple haired girl begins talking about the trials.

Or... She could not be lying and actually know the truth behind these trials.
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>>35712794
It's a hat! THEY PUT YOU UNDER A HAT!
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>>35712794
lonely girl. Fuck that prissy bitch, she talked shit about your sister. Remember this and her appearance. You'll have to do some sort of terrible prank in revenge when your position here is established.
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>>35712794
Go see the girl with the sign!
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>>35712794
Lonely girl!
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>>35712794
That girl is full of hot air and simply enjoys being the center of attention, pay her no heed. Go make friends with the black-haired girl.

...what does her sign say?
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>>35712794
Speak to the black haired girl, we will be more than enough to see you through any trials.

Also , pick a favorite girl and we'll help you bed her.
If you don't we'll choose for you.
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>>35712794

she's lying m8

she doesn't know anything, but either way, we should make sure she doesn't spread misinformation and rumors
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>>35712794
Why listen to a story more than likely false?

Besides, I wager the quiet, alone girl knows things. If I know anything, them quiet ones are the best listeners and likely to hear interesting things
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>>35712794

Memorize that purple-haired girl's face; she could be a potential hindrance during your stay here.

For now, go see that girl with the sign.
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>>35712853
>choose

We both know that's a dirty lie. He never had a choice in the first place. We've already got plans to choose for him.
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>>35712794
First off, stop changing shape all willy-nilly. Someone will notice it and become suspicious, and then your whole mission is in danger.

Second, go see that other girl. Your sister has no reason to lie to you. Also, try to remember what the trials are.
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>>35712794
Kid, listen up. Imma tell you how to accomplish your goals. First, you need to start a Harem. Get bitches to want you. Then play them off of each other, tell them you like them, but others keep approaching you.
See, bitches get mad jelious, and when they fight with other bitches for attention, it turns into a string of "Who can one up the others the most."
So they're sitting there, giving you bigger and better gifts you get you to notice them and they'll happily spill all their secrets to you so you'll pick them and they can lord it over the unchosen bitches.

...Or you end up with a harem that's happy to share. WIN FUCKING WIN!
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>>35712794

Avoid the lonely girl, she's probably nuts. Stay a while in here and debate and socialize. make friends with people who are forming a ring already.

Play smart, kid.
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>>35712884

Also yeah, don't hide being an elf. Elf pride, yo.
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>>35712794
Go talk to the lonely girl with the sign. Be her friend.
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>>35712907
>>35712884
ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>35712794
The lonely girl will be around. For now, gather info.
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>>35712794
Its the trials of the sorting dildo!

Also, seduce that lonely girl
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>>35712907
Nah, keep the human ears, since everybody knows elves are good at glamour. No one would expect super glamour from a human.
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>>35712898

...or one of them stabs you, cuts off your head and keeps it in her school bag.

You should have really learned this lesson after so many years.
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>>35712930
We can hardly lie about the magic we can use though, unless we can cast stuff besides glamours.

Or tell that we're spirit channelers, and hear the voices of our ancestors giving us advice.
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>>35712948
Psh. I doubt any of these girls are Yandere enough for that. I'm expecting more Tenchi Muyo.
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>>35712930
no elves just are good at one kind of magic mc just happens to be good at glamour
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>>35712794
Wait, how does this Glamour magic work? Can we actually change our body or is it all an illusion?

And what happens if someone touches us when we are transformed? Do they feel our original shape or the shape we are currently as?

Think of the possibilities.

/tg/ can finally be the little girl
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>>35712930

ELF

PRIDE
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>>35712794
Start using the word "Swag" instead of the period.
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>>35712907
No. Being an elf right now would draw attention. Just observe people without the distraction of an elf being among them. For now.

Tomorrow, go as an elf.
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>>35712977
Glamour by definition is illusion. I guess they get to roll a Will save if they touch a glamered thing to see what it really is.
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>>35713012
I thought so, but it is always good to check with OP.

Also, what is the extent of our magic?
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>>35712988

Then we're just going to get questions about why we were disguising ourselves as a human earlier, nerd, which will leave people confused.

Just be an elf, who gives a shit? Don't bother confusing people or making people be suspicious of us.
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>>35712988
why would it their are tons of monstergirls all over the place being human would make us stand out
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>>35712977
Who's to say that glamours only affect one sense (vision)?
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>>35713038
Actually this one is easy. Say we're shy, we didn't want people to assume anything because we're an Elf and didn't want to stand out.
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>>35712898
That... What? But... That sounds immoral. I mean, I know my job is to spy but that's a whole different thing...

>>35712884
Ah, I'm sorry! I just thought it was a good idea... I'll stick with this form from now on. To others I should just look like a dark skinned human.

And I really can't remember what the trials are... Something about riddles? It didn't seem important at the time... I never thought I would attend this school.

>>35712964
... I can't really do any magic besides this. I didn't learn too many runes.

>>35712977
Glamour is a powerful illusion magic. If someone looks at me or touches me they'll be convinced that they're touching what they see. However if I changed into, say, a big plant and someone tried to grab a leaf the illusion could break. But if it's just as I am? I should be perfectly fine unless someone starts molesting my ears or something.

>>35712930
Well, not all of them are. It might be a bit suspicious if people see me casting magic without runes, though.

>>35712927
Eh..?

>>35712846
>>35712843
>>35712826
>>35712820

>Tali walks over to the lonely looking girl. She's standing right beside the gate looking out to nowhere in particular.
>When the girl spots him her face breaks out into a stunning smile.

"Welcome! I hope you find everything you need and have a pleasant day!"

>When she finishes talking she goes back to her previous look.
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>>35713070

Ask her name and politely introduce yourself. What is she doing out here with a sign draped around her neck?
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>>35713070
I don't think she's human, she must be some sort of synthetic with no emotions!
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>>35713070
Ah, I remember this punishment. It seems you've found the perfect person kid. Talk to her.
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>>35713070
Is this another Noh girl?
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>>35713070
Be all "Uh, I'm new here. I was wondering if you could help me out, you seem to know what you're doing and all. WANNA BE FRIENDS!?"
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>>35713070
That's a nice smile. What's your name?
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>>35713070
ask if she would mind you examining the sign. chances are it got welcome in on the other side and she's the gate guardian
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>>35713070

"I didn't know I was walking into a market place."

Alternatively, go full spaghetti and say You too.
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>>35713070
left right left left select start down start A left up B down down A select
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>>35713070
This is good. Stand next to her and copy her movements.
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>>35713070
Ask her if she's having a nice day. Maybe ask where she's from, the neat sign, any cool magical tricks she can do.
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>>35713135
>and she's the gate guardian
Quick! Have your Elf Swordsman exchange places with your Red Eyes Black Skull Dragon so you have a chance of defeating her!
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>>35713070

Ask her how much she costs.
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>>35713070
Is that a post behind her? If it is, is she tied up or something?
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>>35713070
>I should be perfectly fine unless someone starts molesting my ears or something.
What about hair ruffling?
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>>35712192
I like how the "glamour" is "adding boobs".
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>>35713070
be polite. Introduce yourself, make some small talk then slowly lead into asking if there's an entrance exam.
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>>35713070
Tell her "Nice sign around your neck"
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>>35713070
>If someone looks at me or touches me they'll be convinced that they're touching what they see.

So a foot long glamoured cock would exactly as intended? Perfect!

Sorry, I will stop it now. Unless you say I can continue, then I will gladly do
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>>35713205
Work smart, not hard.
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>>35713205
It works...

>>35713166
No, she looks like she's just standing there.

>>35713194
What..? Why would someone do that? That's weird.

"Uh... You too..." He says.

>She continues standing there, staring off, with her arms behind her back.

"My name is Tali. What's yours?"

"Ninety-Nine Copper, only." She says.

"Ninety-Nine Copper? Well it's nice to meet you. I'm new here and-"

"Are you interested in joining our new program?"

"Eh..? Uhm, yeah. Sure. You mean joining the school, right?"

"Everyone who joins now gets a bonus to their membership."

"I'm not sure I..."

"Just step right in and check out everything we have to offer. And remember, have a nice day!"

What.
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>>35713287
Get that bonus, boyo. Join the program.
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>>35713287
She's a construct.
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>>35713287
Okay, master of glamour, work your magic.

Is this a marketing illusion made for the local shop? If it is, check out if you can see how it works. This could prove useful in your quest.
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>>35713287
She's either being controlled by an enchantment, some sort of life like construct, or screwing with you. If you have any spells of identity or analysis that isn't a one off id use it.
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>>35713287
Well that was exciting.
Put a leaf on her head and let's be on our way.
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>>35713287

Either she's a construct (kinda creepy to make one so lifelike), or she's doing some sort of punishment where she can't break character or risk dire consequences/further punishment.

Don't suppose you have some way of detecting if she's a person or not? Or under some sort of charm or compulsion spell?
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>>35713287
Freed automata from a shop then. Maybe ask her to show us where the program is, or maybe just keep asking more questions to break her out of her programmed responses.
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bonus! go get it
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>>35713287
I'm starting to feel this be some sort of golem or something. Previously owned and not 100% properly reprogrammed by the sound of it
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>>35713287
Good job voices, now he won't find out the secret and will get thrown off the edge to SPLAT
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>>35713287

Pat her head and leave. Thank her for saying hi!
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>>35713287
You must catch her off guard young master.
Confess your undying love for the woman, it is the only way!
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>>35713287
The poor thing looks so sad! Keep her company for a while, maybe ask where the wares are.
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>>35713417

This is a good point. Maybe we could ask her to show us around?

You weren't able to come here when you were a kid, unless your sister brought you over one time.
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>>35713287
She's obviously so lonely because nobody wants to be her friend. Give her a hug and tell her you'll be her friend, you'll even give her a whole silver piece if you have to.
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>>35713287

Told you she's nuts. Get away from her.
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>>35713339
She uh... Looks like a person. I've never seen a flesh construct done so well. They tend to look half dead with a bunch of stitches.

I don't know any other spells but my Glamour magic so I can't say for sure.

>>35713392
I'm not going to do that! That's too embarrassing!

>>35713343
>>35713417
"Do you think you can show me around a bit? I'm still new here."

>She looks confused for a moment but quickly regains her composure.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we do not offer that service at this time. Please ask again at a later date." She says.

"Ah, okay. Uhm... Where do I sign up for this program?"

"Just step right in and check out everything we have to offer."

"Just... Walk inside?"

>She nods.

"Okay. Thank you."

>He hands her a leaf that all elves carry with them. She takes it and puts it in her pocket.

"Have a nice day..." She says, looking away from the elf.

1/2
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>Tali steps into the school. The seemingly massive doors have smaller ones that are far easier to open. He steps inside and is immediately greeting by an enthusiastic serpentine undine.

"Hey!" She practically springs from where she was to him. "You're the first one to come inside! You officially passed your first trial! Congratulations!"

"W-what..?"

"We were waiting to see when someone would actually do something instead of just standing around. Congratulations! My name is Vendal III, I'm head of Petal Class. Since you're the first one here you get a special reward~ A few bonus points to your test and another one that will be covered at a later time. Hooray~"

Wow, she's really energetic...

"So! Now we'll get on to the Exam. If you would just take a seat you can begin. You get a few minutes head start on everyone else~" She gestures to the rows of tables at the other end of the room. "If you have any questions though please feel free to ask."
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>>35713696
Ask her what the deal with the girl outside was.
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>>35713696
>"Who's the girl outside, is she a construct?"
>"Do people really die if you fail the trials?"
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>>35713696
Ah shit, you walked right into the trap. Ok kid, don't worry, we can get you outta this. Just start rolling around on the ground, she won't be able to hit you with her magic.
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>>35713696
Ask her about the person with the sign around her neck. Is she in some sort of sad-box punishment situation?

Also, are there any hints that she can give regarding the upcoming test?
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>>35713696

What kind of tests are you talking about?

What's up with that girl?

Are you cold blooded?

Are you single?
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>>35713696
Ask what the time limit is. Gotta know how long we have for it.

Then we make that exam our bitch
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>>35713696
Ask her if the crazy chick standing outside talking about spooky scary skeletons is part of the whole thing.
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>>35713696

Introduce yourself to Vendal III. Be pleasant and relaxed. You want to come off as friendly and not too sycophantic.
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>>35713696
What's the deal with that girl in front?

Also, what will the test entail? Just a written exam, or is there more to it - like a test of your abilities or something?
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>>35713696
Wanna see my serpent?
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>>35713696
Is her skin scaly?

C-Can you touch it?
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>>35713696
These trials don't seem too tough... and I'd worry about the quality of their latest crop, seeing we were the first one in.
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>>35713696
Ask if that girl was a construct or just an actor/student not allowed to break character. Ask what the time limit on the test is and what it will entail as well as the time limit. Also ask what petal class means.
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>>35713795
Maybe it was just a flesh construct with a VERY impressive glamour on it?
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>>35713844
I fit is we should ask how much they're selling her for.
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>>35713858
99 copper.
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>>35713757
Addendum, turn your dick into a serpentine undine if you do that
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>>35713876
you know, that name just makes me want to watch out for dark elves named 50 Copper and Ludi'drizzt
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>>35713696
Tali, while we Whispers are wise and powerful... we know jackshit about your world
what the fuck is that thing
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>>35713933
Yeah, the last time we were summoned we ended up with some redhead that loved to throw rocks at people.
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>>35713933
Fear not, fellow whisperer.
Undine are basically sea people. Some have sharp teeth, some have tentacles.
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>>35713783
It looks like it... At least her tail is. Her face looks smooth. I can't hear that last bit.

>>35713787
No, that was pretty easy, actually.

"Ah, actually I do have a few questions."

"Ask away~" The undine seems excited.

"I don't mean to sound rude or anything but what's with the girl outside? Is she part of the trial? Is she a construct?"

"Ah, you must mean Ninety-Nine Copper! Black hair, wears a sign?" When Tali nods she continues. "She's part of my class, Petal. About a year ago she just sort of showed up, naked and scratched up. Mind you, we're a few hundred feet in the air so the fact that she got to us was impressive in and of itself. She didn't say anything but when we tried to turn her away she refused to move. The poor girl doesn't talk very well outside of a few phrases so she couldn't take any tests and she knows little about magic in general but she didn't want to leave. So I decided to take her in my class. I try to include her as much as I can but she seems quite happy staying out there and greeting people."

"Why does she say only those things, though? Is there some sort of curse on her?"

"Well, the Headmistress thinks that she was raised near a store or something. She only seems to say things that an automated shopping golem would say. She is, without a doubt, 100% human though. Until she starts talking though this is all a guess." She shrugs.

"I see... So, do you guys really throw students who fail off the edge?"

"What? Haha, no! Of course not! Who told you that?"

"This girl outside..."

"She was probably just pulling your leg," She says. "The worst that'll happen is you fail and have to wait til next year."

"Oh, that's good. So what kind of tests are there?"

"That's a secret~"

"Can I get a hint?"

"Nope! But... You look quite capable. I'm sure you can pass all of them no problem!"

>She winks at him. Tali feels his cheeks heat up.
>He thanks her for the help.

"Good luck!"

>He goes to sit down and looks at the test.

...

1/2
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>>35713957
Wait, arn't Undine water elementals?
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>>35713979
SEA PEOPLE, THEY HAVE SCALES, THEY'RE FISH, THEY'RE SQUIDS, THEY'RE DEEP SEA MONSTERS WHO WILL RAPE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU.
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>>35713961
New mission!

Add 99 Copper to our harem!
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>>35713933
Undine are basically people of the sea. One of the five races of our world along with the Humans, Elves, Aelor, and Ceer. I'm sorry, I thought you guys knew that. If there's anything else you need to know I can try and answer.

But before that...

I think we have a bit of a problem

>He stares at the questions in front of him, completely dumbfounded.
>The test reads as follows:

1. When dealing with the Third Thermodemonic Law of Liquidation, what is the ideal conditions for elemental placement and which runes would be the most efficient in the goal of conjuring a eight-dimensional chromatic entity?

2. In the field of Occult Rituals, what is the most powerful component that you can gather for a ritual- and why is that component the most ideal and important for the ritual it is gathered for? Note- specifics are important, as are the full details.

3. If a third level circle mage of Conjuring is in conflict with a fifth level mage of Illusions and this is being overseen by an Archchancellor of the twelth level, what are the three most likely outcomes of this situation and why? Details and explanations are important.

4. What is the proper reaction to seeing the color of undiluted magic when one is not a Mantisshrimpian Undine?

5. If, during an experiment, you notice the professor has misaligned the fifth axel of a multi-conceptual spiral when creating a twelfth prismatic field, what actions should be taken at once?

6. What is the purpose of magic?
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>>35714006
...do they have singing crabs act as their propaganda?
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>>35714006

I know the answer to number 6, and it's to cheat.

Time to use divination magic and get the other five answers.
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>>35714006
Wait until someone else comes in and crib off them.
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>>35714006
1. Fudge
2. Sharpie in the pooper
3. Rampant Butthurt
4. an abstract kind of feel
5. tits or gtfo
6. to get bitches
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>>35714006
The purpose of magic is to assist in the understanding and control of the world around us, to pluck at the very threads of reality and take note of which ones are harmonic and dissonant.
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>>35714006
>4. What is the proper reaction to seeing the color of undiluted magic when one is not a Mantisshrimpian Undine?

Trick question. Nobody but Mantisshrimpian Undines can see the color of magic. It's kind of a not-purple, though

>6. What is the purpose of magic?
To show the laws of thermodynamics who is the boss!
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>>35714006
1. Fuck if I know
2. Dat succubutt
3. The death of all things, for you are dabbling in things no mortal was ever supposed to ken.
4. Panic.
5. Panic.
6. To grow, learn, and explore motherfucker.
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>>35714006
3. The illusionist makes the conjurer forget what is happening, the archchancellor settles it himself, or conjurer summons something outside of his control. And that's how you know it's a party.
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>>35714006
Cast a glamour on the paper that makes it look like it has Perfect Answers.
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>>35714006
1: Explosions
2: Explosions
3: Explosions
4: Explosions
5: Explosions
6: Explosions
Extra Credit: Explosions.
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>>35714006
2. The users own blood. It is viewed as a sign of unbreakable contract, as the magic inherent to one's blood, specifically the blood of the one performing an occult ritual, can go a long way towards actually making such contracts unbreakable.

4. Stop taking magical drugs.
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>>35714006
Don't forget to write your name at the top so you can get full credit!
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>>35714006

1. When dealing with the Third Thermodemonic Law of Liquidation, what is the ideal conditions for elemental placement and which runes would be the most efficient in the goal of conjuring a eight-dimensional chromatic entity?

Leave this blank.

2. In the field of Occult Rituals, what is the most powerful component that you can gather for a ritual- and why is that component the most ideal and important for the ritual it is gathered for? Note- specifics are important, as are the full details.

Virgin blood, typically for a summoning. Since Virgin blood is, on average, a steady value, it is seen as the most valuable currency among demons,

3. If a third level circle mage of Conjuring is in conflict with a fifth level mage of Illusions and this is being overseen by an Archchancellor of the twelth level, what are the three most likely outcomes of this situation and why? Details and explanations are important.
An explosion due to an excess of power, due to high concentrations at the location (note the high level caster), An automatic dispelling, due to above,
Or someone being expelled.

4. What is the proper reaction to seeing the color of undiluted magic when one is not a Mantisshrimpian Undine?
Immediate tratement of the eyes with the Ritual Of Cleansing Forces. Follow up with U'gada Treatment just to be sure.

5. If, during an experiment, you notice the professor has misaligned the fifth axel of a multi-conceptual spiral when creating a twelfth prismatic field, what actions should be taken at once?

6. What is the purpose of magic?

TO DO COOL SHIT
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>Tali starts writing down some answers.

1. I don't know.

2. Dat Succubutt

3. The illusionist makes the conjurer forget what is happening, the archchancellor settles it himself, or conjurer summons something outside of his control. And that's how you know it's a party.

4. Trick question. Nobody but Mantisshrimpian Undines can see the color of magic.

5. Panic.

6. The purpose of magic is to assist in the understanding and control of the world around us, to pluck at the very threads of reality and take note of which ones are harmonic and dissonant.

.......
I wish I studied magical theory.
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>>3571400
>2. In the field of Occult Rituals, what is the most powerful component that you can gather for a ritual- and why is that component the most ideal and important for the ritual it is gathered for? Note- specifics are important, as are the full details.

The same as with all rituals. A Philosophers stone. As for why it's important, the harnessing of the tortures souls of children is a prime catalyst for tearing open holes in the fabric of space and time.
>3. If a third level circle mage of Conjuring is in conflict with a fifth level mage of Illusions and this is being overseen by an Archchancellor of the twelth level, what are the three most likely outcomes of this situation and why? Details and explanations are important.
>4. What is the proper reaction to seeing the color of undiluted magic when one is not a Mantisshrimpian Undine?
>5. If, during an experiment, you notice the professor has misaligned the fifth axel of a multi-conceptual spiral when creating a twelfth prismatic field, what actions should be taken at once?
>6. What is the purpose of magic?
To rule the world.
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>>35714147
Aced it!
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>>35714147
GLAMOR THE PAPER WITH "THE CORRECT ANSWERS FROM THE VIEWPOINT OF THE GRADER"
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>>35714147
Needs more explosions.
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>>35714169
YES THIS
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>>35714147
Would you mind taking a look at the runes down there? This whisperer is 'competent' at reading runes.
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>>35714169
this

all of the this
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>>35714169
HOLY FUCK YOU ARE A GENUIS
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>>35714147
You'd think they'd make sure the person they sent to infiltrate a magic school would have some knowledge of magic
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>>35714006
you're on your own kid.
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>>35714147
>tfw two of the answers were mine
>3/6 fo life bitches
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35714169
CAN WE MAKE IT HAPPEN?
MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>35714006
1. As far away from you as possible, and ones that will not let whatever is brought forth eat you.
2. Depends on the ritual. Normally? Extreme caution and care. Most mages forget that compnent when putting together their works.
3. 1- the archchancellor smacking them down for being idiots. 2. The conjuration wizard conjures something too powerful and gets eaten. 3. The illusion mage was never really there in the first place, h wins by default if the other two don't notice.
4. take as many notes as you can, try to restore normal conditiond and see if this can be repeated. Dont' go see a doctor unless they are contractually bound to not do anything but fix you. Even then, reconsider the doctor because you could still be a lab rat.
5. Dodge, duck, or run far away. Alternatively, kill him at once.
6. Whatever we want it to be.
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>>35714147
Dude, you got the answers wrong.
Succubutt is the answer to everything.
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>>35714147
For reference, what DID you study?
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>>35714169
Cheaters always get ahead, that's why people study magic in the first place
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>>35714169
It sounds good, but I fear this would place is in an advanced class we could not keep up with
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>>35714006
>5. If, during an experiment, you notice the professor has misaligned the fifth axel of a multi-conceptual spiral when creating a twelfth prismatic field, what actions should be taken at once?

RUN.

This one is RUN.
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>>35714249
SO WE LEARN FASTER

FEIGN AMNESIA

WHATEVER, GETTING IN IS THE IMPORTANT PART
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>>35714147
>Not "Rule the World" for 6

I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS! I READ MX0
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You guys do realize the answer for #1 was common sense, right?
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>>35714147
BETTER ANSWERS COMING UP
1. The Optimal conditions for summoning or conjuring an Eight-Dimensional Chromatic entity are as follows : The Conjurer has to be able to harness enough mana or energy needed to fuel the ritual, the room in which the ritual takes place must be sterile and free of any other elements that might interfere with the summoning, Elemental placement must be done within the confines of the magic circle or rune pattern chosen for the specific entity in question.

2. The most powerful component in Occult Rituals is usually considered one's soul, as it contains more than enough life essence to power any type of magic.
Failing that, Blood is an alternative, preferrably one that is provided by an unsullied host : See humans that have not angered any deity or god of choice within the confines of their laws.

3. I assume the Arch Chancellor might choose to observe how the conflict unfolds, whilst evidently interfering if the mages lives are in danger. The Conjurer might stand a chance against the Illusory mage if he is not trained in deceiving mana-bound creatures such as summons, familiars and conjurations.

4. Intrigue.

5. Inform the professor of his mistake, and attempt to correct it if time allows.
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>Ninety-Nine copper is the "Please don't take these items" girl
Don't forget to adopt her, fags.
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>>35714325
Wrong. The answer to #2 is common sense.
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>>35712125
She is a Knife ear not a Dorf you fool.
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>>35714342
No.
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>>35714006
>1
The runes of binding, correspondence and time, drawn using a mana-rich element (such as natural chalk or pure iron) and coated with the user's blood. Drawn as an dekagram, moving clockwise, and each point aligned with one celestial object.

>2
Caster's blood, or the blood of someone the caster cares about, purified to the point of becoming liquid tass. You get both the sympathetic bonuses (because you know the mana) and the access to the fundamental metaphysical element. Alternatively, pure octarine.

>3
Too many variables to give a proper answer. Most likely outcome, the Archchancellor intervenes because of some nebulous bureaucratic reason.

>4
Wash your eyes in mana-enriched holy water from one of the Undine's temples. Or stare at the abyss for a few hours, though that practice fell out of use after the Great Abyssal Incursion of 95.

>5
Inform the professor.about it, then draw a containment field around it using pure salt in the direction opposed to the spiral. Apply pure iron rods in the 9 directions.

>6
To be used and controlled for the betterment of all, especially Wizards.
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>>35714221
>Tali keeps trying to use his magic on the paper. For a moment actually good answers appear but they keep flickering.

Argh! This paper is enchanted! I can try to keep the spell up but I don't know..!

>The place is filled with students now. Each of them quickly finish the test and hand it in to Vendal. Tali considers glancing at their paper but he stops himself each time.

>Finally he decides to hand in the test, praying that his spell holds up the whole while.

>Vendal smiles as she takes it from him and looks over the answers.

>She looks back up at him.

Oh god.

>She gets out of her seat.

OH GOD.

1/2
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>>35714357
We can fix that.
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>>35714399
Welp, it was nice knowing you, Tali. Enjoy the afterlife.
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>>35714399
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CHEAT

CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35714221
you call that rolling dice? LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO ROLL DICE

>>35714399
It's cool. It's cool. Don't panic. Don't panic.
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>>35714399
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>>35714399

WE FUCKING PASSED BOYS
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>>35714399
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

GLAMOUR AMNESIA

PANIC GLAMOUR

PASS OUT
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>>35714399
DON'T PANIC, KEEP COOL! WE'VE TOTALLY GOT THIS IN THE BAG!
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>>35714424
>nat 20

Too bad it's so late.
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>>35714399
IF YOU DIDN'T CHEAT, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
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>>35714424
>that roll
Ahahaha, normally I would consider that 20 wasted. This. This is the opposite of wasted.
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>>35714399
<iNB4 THEY WERE CORRECT TO THE GRADER, WHO HAS A MASSIVE CRUSH ON VENDAL, AND SHE'S LOOKING AT NUDES OF HERSELF
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>Vendal walks up to Tali and places her hand on his shoulder.

"Can you come with me for a moment?" She asks, sounding deathly serious.

"... S-sure..."

>He allows himself to be led away by the undine into a corner of the room. She looks over the paper again.

"I can't believe it.." She mutters.

".... Can't believe what..?"

"... You got a perfect score! I haven't seen one of these in years! Not only are they perfect but you even explained all the work! With this I don't think you even need to do any of the trials! All that's left now would be the sorting!" She stops herself and looks at him. "Unless you want to do the trials. I'm okay with that too but I'm almost certain the Headmistress would be fine with you moving right on ahead."
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>>35714508
>Sucubutt

ahahahahahahah

Okay, let's skip to sorting.

Who are our hot roomies?
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>>35714508
Skip the trials, skip the trials! We just got an easy in, this is perfect!
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>>35714508
NO TRIALS, JUST GET SORTED SON
NO MORE TESTS, YOU'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO GETTING IN
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>>35714508
Clearly we should do the other trials! What could go wrong?
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>>35714508
The question being... Did the glamour work...or not?
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>>35714508
Eh, go for it. Trust me, if you're trying to infiltrate, the last thing you want to do is stand out. You'll stand out if you're not doing the trials.
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>>35714508

WE HAVE ELF PRIDE

DO THE TRIALS
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>>35714540
Clearly it worked perfectly, we're good at this.
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>>35714508
Skip the trials, son.

And ask if you can keep the paper. You know, to commemorate to occasion. Who knows how long the glamour will hold.
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>>35714540
The world will never know.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35714508
Skip em.
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>>35714508
Go through the trials. Remember that you mission is to blend in.
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>>35714508
is there any inherint reward from doing the trials? If not. Skip them
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>>35714579
Might draw even more attention if we ace the rest.
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>>35714508
Go with the trials. You don't want to draw the attention of other students.
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>>35714508
SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!
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>>35714524
>>35714527
>>35714529
>>35714559
>>35714570
>>35714616
>>35714618
>Skip

>>35714535
>>35714541
>>35714551
>>35714579
>>35714618
>Go for it

Writing now.
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>>35714508
skip the trials, no need to pass up on it if she's offering
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"I'll skip them but I... Well I don't really want to stand out, you know..?"

"Ah, I see~" She says. "Not a problem! Most of the others will be super busy doing their own trials to even notice. This will be a secret just between the two of us. I promise."

"Thank you. Oh, can I have the paper back? I want to send it to my parents. To commemorate that I passed."

"Of course!"

>She hands him the paper. He quickly folds it up and puts it in his pocket.

"Well then, come follow me and we'll get you sorted!" She grabs his hand and leads him out of the room. Tali notices her hand is oddly cold and softer than others.

>They soon arrive at a plain wooden door.

"You gotta go in by yourself, I can't help you out with the sorting at all. But don't worry, you already passed! This is just the last part." She smiles and gestures for him to go in.

>He opens the door and takes a step inside.

>It slams shut behind him leaving him along in a small room. In the center of it is a machine that looks like an eyeball on a long mechanical stalk. He would think it was just a statue if not for the fact that it seems keenly aware of his presence.

"Well... I did not think to see one of your kind in these chambers." The thing speaks, causing Tali to jump. It has a normal, albeit deep, voice. It seems to come from all around and nowhere at the same time.

"My kind..? Humans?"

"No, elf. I mean men. The transfers tend to just go with the class they are already in." The thing chuckles at Tali's reaction. "You can not hide anything from my eye, boy. I see all. All but why you have decided to deceive the others."

"I..."

"Do not fear, boy.If you worry that I will tell the others know that I shall not. What is said here is between us. I am merely curious as to why you are here."
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>>35714835
WE'RE HERE TO GET BITCHES AND LOOT! BITCHES AND LOOOOOOOT!!!
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>>35714835
Tell him the truth, he's an all-seeing eye he can tell when you lying.
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>>35714835
"To steal this school's magical artifacts, of course."
>>
"Honestly, I identify as a woman."
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>>35714835

Wizard politics.
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>>35714835
We seek the holy grail!

...Wait, my bad. That was a previous owners quest. Just tell the truth to the eye I guess. Probably see through lies anyway
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>>35714835
We didn't want to draw attention.
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>>35714865

Yeah, pretty much. He said it's between us, so no point to lie.
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>>35714835
First, ask if it will stick to its word and won't tell anyone.

Then tell him the truth. If it is an all-seeing eye, it will know when you're lying, so it will probably rat you out if you don't.
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>>35714835
>To get every girl in this school pregnant
>All of them
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>>35714835
>>35714870
This
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>>35714835
Ah, I remember this. The old "I see all" bit.
Don't belive a thing that oversized bean stalk says young master.
Stick to your mission.
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>>35714835
I want to learn.

>Perfectly true, perfectly innocuous
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>>35714835

To enjoy life as a girl.
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>>35714835
ask him what being an eye is like

ask if he can leave the room

ask how he'd read a book

ask if he gets lonely
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>>35714941
>hot ball on ball action
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>>35714959
>not wanting an all-seeing eye friend
>not trying to understand the life of magical constructs
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>>35714970
No, I'm saying we should rub our blue ball on him.
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>>35714835
Disenfranchise the laws of thermodynamics with the idea of existing and acquire mates preferably multiple mates
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>>35714992
Okay how about

>to rub my blue ball on you
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>>35714835
Introduce us boy, we want to speak to the eyeball.
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>>35714835
"Wizard politics and to gain a harem"
>>
Hey, Hey Tali
Put us against the eye
I wish to speak to it
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>>35714970
but anon

we are a magical construct

shoved into a shitty christmas ball
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>>35714992
ah, I see

I guess the MC would be a lot more comfortable with US getting laid then us yelling at him to get laid all the time

I PROPOSE THAT ALL OF US COLLECTIVELY HAS A CRUSH ON THE ALL-SEEING EYE
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>>35714835
Hey boss? Do us a favour and get his phone number for us.
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>>35715010
I can see it now. All the blue balls puns that are to come.
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>>35715029
Exactly, we befriend all other magical constructs before bringing them into our harem. We should have a harem of our own this time since knife-ears isn't interested
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>>35715066
>magical construct harem

Anon...you have my interest.
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>>35715066
So our mission is clear.

Tali, in exchange for our services and advice, you must learn how to craft magical constructs and build us a new body!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35714835
Gonna get the best harem of ALL GODDAMN TIME!
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>>35715066
No, knife ears needs a harem. Even if he doesn't want one.
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>>35715079
A GIANT ROBOT BODY WITH OUR GEM AT THE END OF IT'S DICK
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"Wizard politics. I'm not sure if you know but the schools send transfer students to each other all the time. This time they wanted me to try and join as a normal student."

>The orb rumbles, as if in thought.

"I see. It is not my place to question a mage's motives. I am built simply to sort, nothing more. I was merely curious. Thank you for sating that. Now we shall begin th-"

"Hold on."

>Tali takes out the Orb and presses it against the Sorter.
=====================================

What is this odd elf doing.
I don't understand.
Does he want me to sort him or not.
I wonder if all men are like this.

At least he didn't scream when I talked to him.
Is this a festival bauble?
I don't understand.
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>>35715031
Second.
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>>35715089
Then we make a compromise. We both get harems. Everyone's happy.
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>>35715079

There's no way this can go wrong.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35715101
WE'RE THE SORTER NOW, HELLO

ROLLING FOR HOSTILE TAKEOVER
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>>35715101
Hey there, sexy. You wanna take part in some hot ball-on-ball action?
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>>35715101
Suck my(our) dick(s), faggot.
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>>35715101
WE SEE YOU

BE NOT AFRAID
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>>35715101
Hello giant sorting eyeball!
We, the Whispers, greet you!
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>>35715101

Our thoughts are one.

Good luck with that.
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>>35715101

Hello giant eyeball. You should put the elf in a privileged place in the school.
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>>35715101
BIG FLOPPY ORC COCK! You can't help but think it now, can you?
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>>35715101
Good day mister eye, we're a number of voices in a ball. Can we be friends?
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>>35715101
HELLO SORTER

GET THIS ELF DUDE SOMEPLACE WITH LOT'S OF CUTE GIRLS

ALSO SOME THING SOMETHING INFILTRATION, WE DON'T CARE, JUST BRING ON THE CHICKS.
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>>35715101
Psst, his real dream is to be a magical girl
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>>35715101
Oh god I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Quick! Someone whos actually good at flirting do something!
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>>35715101
Why hello there, my friend. The 1,000 sages greet you warmly.
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>>35715101
Please, sir...if you have any mercy, just kill me now.
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>>35715101
SHOW US YOUR TITS
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>>35715101
Look at me. I'm the sorter now.
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>>35715191
Quiet you!

Out of all us, you deserve to be in here the most!
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>>35715101
Sup.
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>>35715101
Hello good sir, we are the advisers to this young elf. Any assistance you can give us would be appreciated.
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>>35715177
>1,000 sages
There is probably like 1 person maybe 2 or 3 tops in here that could be considered smart enough to be a sage.
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>>35715101
Salutations, young eye.
Would you be kind enough to give this child you blessing?
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>>35715202
please, not the whips again
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>>35715101

Hello sorting Eye.

We have a request. Please take care of Tali, he's our dear boy and we can't do much ourselves.

Also, where is the Sorting Dildo? What happened to it?
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>>35715191
YOU ARE NOT THE ORIGINAL, YOU ARE ONE OF US, YOU ARE JUST DELUSIONAL!
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35715101
Hey. I just met you and this is crazy...

But here's our number, so call us maybe?
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>>35715222
Quiet you ass! We're trying to seduce the magic eye!
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>>35715219
Damn you brats, I was trying to be impressive.
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>>35715256
Yeah!

And trying to get elf boy some chicks!
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>>35715270
I'd rather the elf boy be a chick myself. Or atleast dressed up like one.
He'd make such a pretty trap
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>>35715253
Our number is a nat. 1.

This bodes EXTREMELY well.
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>>35715256
*muffled sobbing that slowly fades*
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>>35715266
It's an all seeing eye. He'd see though it quick enough
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>>35715101
Hello!

Pay no mind to the other voices you may be hearing! We are an heirloom that the boy carries around to remember his dead mother! It just also happens to be infested with the spirits of the mildly irritating and awkward.

Please take good care of him!
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>>35715253
>here's our number
>rolls a 1
This is going to end in tears.
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>>35715289
I don't think our objectives are mutually exclusive...
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>>35715101
What do you do for fun?
Can you leave this room?
Do you have any friends?
Would you like to be our friend?
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35715253
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING, YOU FOOL
NOW HE W͚͉̯͈̹̝̮̬I̵̷̻̟̳̹͕̣L̩̗̥͓͖͈L̸̳͍̥̬̲͚̫̼̜ ̷̼̲̦͞C̢̬̦̠̗͚̀O̸͚͍̻̰͡M͝҉͎͖̣̩̗̞ͅE̵̘̯̞͍̥͚͠ͅ
Y҉̷͉̦̯̼͔͓O̵̱̞U̸̻̝̕ ̺̫͝ͅC̡̩͖̟À̢͙̪̫̦̳N̼̭̣͖̝̣͍͈'̵̟̼̟T̴̤͇͡͝ ̸̹͎͉͖̳͖̟̩S̢͔̜̦̠̦̯̝Ṯ̬̺̝̦̲Ó̬͕̞̱̮̥ͅP̫̥̮̪̖̬ ̝̙͎͉̹͚̕͠I̷҉͍̻̩̖̰̦Ṯ͇͖͔̳̭̰́̕͞ ̛̪̝͎͉̟̭̩͞A̻̰Ṉ̷̨̩̩͍Y͕̝͕͕͇͔̭͢M̷͇̺̦̹͞O̠̤͘͜Ŗ̹̺͖̰͜E̴̸̼̣̩̰̫͘
Y͂ͨͯ̓̄͊̆͗͒͒̓ͣ͐ͥ͌̿̑ͧ̓͏͟҉̰̟̺O͌͒ͫ͐̅̾ͦͪ͗͆ͣ͠҉̘̹̘̱Ư̷̛̻͎̜̞̠͕̯̟͖̞̺͔̊́̓͘͞ ̨̛͎̭̹͙̟̯͚͚͚̇̈́̎̽ͤ̃̀ͨ̌̐͋̓̀C̶̢̦̹̥̖͍̞͚̳̖̱̗͙̲͉̭͔̥̔̊͋͋̍͗ͪ͢͝Oͥͣ͂̎ͣ͑͋̀̕͞҉̦̫̗͙U͋̆͛̒ͩ͗͗̆͐ͩ͒̂̈̔̈́̆̚͜҉̶̹͉̠̜̣̭͉̹͔̹̗̩̱̮̟L̵̢͖͍͈̙͖̗͚͙̻̦͕͑̉͛̏̚͜Dͦͪͩͧ̇̇̿҉̶̭̜̥̩̙͍̩̯̲ͅ ̴̸̨̖̤̹̞̥̜͓̖͇̬͚͕̰͕͕̦͆͋́̀ͮͦ̎͆́̌̿̂͋̆ͧͤ́̚H̰̯̜͍͖̗̹̯͓̝̩͎͉̣̿ͩͦͪ̈͗͒ͭ̃̏ͯͦͪ̕͘͢Ä̢͉̣͓̜̪͇̤͎̜̪̭͕̯͚̞́̓̐̐̿̊̽͗͋̿̒͘͟V̶̵̧̪͍̳̠̭͖̖̽ͨ̍̅͋͌ͯͨͤ̋̆́̚͠E̴̡͚̻̗̽̍ͬ̋̓͆ͯ̆̂́̉ ̴͉̮̜̪͔͇̲̘̠͖̘͍̙̣̲̫͓ͨ̑ͥ͐ͭͨ̎͗ͣͩͧ̓̕S̈́ͦͣ̎͌ͤͫ͐̆̅̈́͆̿̏ͤ̚͏̸̸̭̞͕̤͇̩̹͚̙͢͞Ţ̸̧͇͎̲̟͍̯̭̻̲̟͚̤͊̀̔̔̃ͣ͑̏ͤ̒ͦͧ͋Ỏ͂̅ͯͪ͌͜͏̵̨̱̝̝̥̪̱̩̠͢P̸̴̯̳͉̞͚̞̠̟̾͋̇̚͘͡P̆̓̾ͯ̑͋̆̈̊ͯͩ͗̈̎͏̴̷̘͈̠̞̦͈̯̫̱͕͔̺̭̞̕Ȅ̶̷͚̩̻̬͖͈̣̦͚͈̬͚̰̟͔̮̙͓ͭ̄͐̉͛̆͑̓ͫ̇ͦͫͯ̃̐ͤͭ̾͡Dͪͬ̀̇̇̉͂͂̒̈͑̚͏̀́҉̸̹͉̬̞̩̪͇͔͓͍̭̘̬̱ͅ ̓̌̅ͧ̏̉̐ͣͣ̊̚̚҉̟̝̻͖̠̼͙̙̜͈̪̙̥͖͍̞͎̕͠͡ͅͅḬ̵̯̭̜ͨ̃ͬ̉̄̓ͩ̐͂̒͋̉ͦ̿ͧ̿ͭ̄̚͝T̡͔̝͍̹̪̳̣̬̯̪̥̲ͤ́̇ͤ͐͋̎͑͛̈́̅͆ͦ͛͋ͥ
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35715349
Whoa, calm down there, Zalgo. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
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>>35715101
Hi! How does the sorting process work?
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>>35715349
How's life, Zalgo?
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>>35715376
Well, we are going to build ourselves a body while in this academy.

And then take over the multiverse.
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>>35715376
s̵̰̖͔o̞͗͑ͦ͒̾ͧͩr͗ͦ͛ͬ҉̫̮̙̲̦̝r̴͕̩̮̼̯̺̙̆͒ͪy̹̪̩͚̟̮̓̐́ͤ͡,͉̔ͣ̓̿͗ͤ̚ ̝̹̰̝͗͋́ͨ̇ͪͤm͓̬̪̤͊a̶̖̠͉̱͇n̷͚͛̒͐̓̆ͨ̓
͎̖ͥ̈́͒͢
ͯͦ͡Ỉ̹̺̪̗̘̠̑̓̉ͧ ̛̄͊j͕̻̥̃ͅṷ̣̝̭̻̑͋ͧs͌͑ͥ͝tͦ̈͂ͩͩ͏̙ ̦̻̥̖̻̓̓̑͗ͪͨ̎d̸o̫̯͂̎̕n̷̠̣͈͇̦̺̬͊'̊̃̃ͧ̈́̇̆t͏̙̭͎̦͙ ̡̤̩̞̜̱̄ͤ̍ͫ̌w̵̭̝̙̯̎ͧ̀̽ͦ͆̆ā̏̓ͦ̋̍ͬ͢ṋ̻̞͈̥͉̭̓̎̂̂ͩ̊̽t̝̬̪ͦ̇̐̔͑̋̇ ̨̟ͫ̈́t̶͇̱̜͇ͯo̸͋̐̔ͣ͌ ̶̙̟͈̞͑̓ͣ̆ͨ͐̚s̰͔̪̄c̘̤͎̠̿͑̌̋͗̍̔́r͍̗̣̻͇͖̽̈̄e͉̝̼̙̮ͦ̽̄ͥŵ̌ ̥̌t͍̐͌̄ͤͧ̽ĥ͖̱͉͋̑̿i̸͇͊̊̄s̵ͣ̽͐ͣ̐̑̒ ̤̣ͩ̄ͦ̎̈̒ͨ͟o̸̪͔̥͙̜̠ͨn̟̘̙̦͈̰͇ͫ̓̌̽͋ͦ̚e̎̂̑̾̈͌ ̥͂͌ͥ̉͑͆̚ủ̡͔͒ͮ̚p̪͙̬̉̀͋ͬ͌̾͜ ̰̻́̊͐ͪͭͅl̦̖̽̌͐̚ͅi̸͓͋̍̍ͭ̓̑ḱ̶̳̻̹̜̙ẽ͏ ̡̺͎̞̘̗̞͕̌̆̄ͨ͛ͫ͐a̦̩͌͑̓̉͟l͙͍ͪ̅̅ͭͪl̡͈̃̿̔͗̎̃̄ ̺̫͚͊́͊͒̎̒͠t͕͈̱̲͚ͣh̵͕͊ͩ̑è̼͕̮̂̑ ̹̆͗ͬ̾̌̈ǒ̥̪̹̩̀t͕̠͉ͦ͋ͮ̐h̬̩͆̋ͦͫͅe̶̩̰̣r̜̗̘̝̫͖̲ͬ̽́͐s͖ͬͦ
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>>35715409
Legion will never manage to build a body.
>>
>Orb of Whispers builds a body
>we go full Ultron
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>>35715430
That is where the elf boy comes in.
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>>35715445
I'd rather we start by building one body, then slowly build more and more. Separating our personalities and minds into each newly built body, until we end up with an army to take over the world!!!
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...
I see. You are similar to me. Where I come from the God of Destiny you seem bound to... Nothing. Chaos.
Wherever you go there is always struggle. Tears.
Love.

How interesting that this student has you.

>>35715205
>>35715167
>>35715164
Hmmm...
Yes, I can try to assist you.

For you see, I was about to deny the boy his sorting. He has no skill in magic other than that he was born with.

But I think if he is with you... This school shall see some very interesting things.

I will allow you to pick the class he is sorted in.
There are three:

Thorn: Led by Natalie Cross. This class is about using the arcane to enhance oneself. Magic that allows one to be faster, stronger, even smarter. It is the second biggest class in the school and most of the transfers from Sons of Serin end up here. Natalie herself is stern but fair. She is, however, quite busy with other jobs. By joining this class Tali will learn all there is about the art of using the arcane in battle.

Petal: Led by Vendal III this class is dedicated to using magic to healing others. It is a small class but they are all close to one another. Joining this will allow our young student to master the healing arts. Vendal is known to be a good class president and their head teacher, Holly the Red, is just as compassionate and caring.

And finally Root: This class is led by Elizabeth Gears. She is quite possibly the most intelligent student this school has had but her leadership qualities are lacking. In this class is sorted the others. Those who's skills do not fall into the other classes are put here and because of that it is the biggest of the three. The magic taught here is the most varied.

Choose, Whisperers, and let us see where the path leads your master.

If ever you find you have chosen wrong do not fear. You can, through some difficulty, change your class if you desire.
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>>35715518
Gotta go with Petal, healers are freaky in the sack
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35715518
ROOT.

ROOT!
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>>35715518
I believe the Root class will suit us perfectly.
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>>35715518
>Petal.
After all, it has the best girl, Tessa.
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>>35715518
Petal. We need sexual healing.
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>>35715518
Petal. We have to fuck the Undine.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35715518
I'm picking thorn for improving glamour usage in battle. Nothing beats having our enemies see rainbows, unicorns and naked girls instead of us.
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>>35715518
Petal is close to one another, so the elf can get in close with them and learn their secrets.
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>>35715518
Root it is
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>>35715518

THORN

ELF PRIDE

WORLD WIDE
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>>35715514
Didn't we already try that once?
and it ended even horribly than that one time with the rabbit
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>>35715518
>Petal
We need to get close to people, it will help with the infiltration
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>>35715572
Tessa a whore.
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>>35715518
Petal.
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>>35715518

Petal class, no discussion.
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>>35715518
>Petal
Healers are always on demand. I'm sure we can use this
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>>35715591
Like your mother, then?
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>>35715518
Petal or Thorn.
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>>35715518
Petal
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>>35715518
Root
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>>35715587
If at first you don't succeed, try again!
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>>35715518
Root. Learning a wide variety of spells is the best idea.
>>
>Vote ends in 5 minutes.
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>>35715518
Thorn!
the Knife ear needs to learn how to protect himself because we sure as hell won't
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>>35715518
Rooooot.

We don't want to be with the girl that knows us as the 'genius', and the more misfits the better!
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>>35715518
I guess Root will cover illusions? We can improve on what we know, and have one exam we'll ace.

We can use the extra time for digging more info, studying the other magic schools, or just chillin'.
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>>35715614
DAMN, SON
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>>35715518
Root is best class.
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>>35715614
Considering we're all a hivemind of whispers, that would make your mother a whore as well.

>>35715587
We promised not to speak of that!
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>>35715518
Root or Petal
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>>35715518

GUYS

G U Y S

PICK ROOT
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>>35715518
>Petal:
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>>35715518

Petal.

Also, Eyeball, are you, um, seeing anyone right now? *wink wink*
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>>35715518
Petal

I like the feel of that undine girl

Also, which God of Destiny are you bound to? What's life like here in the school for you? Is there any way we can keep in contact? Are you gendered? You interested in elemental chaos?
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>>35715518
We need to become the Batman Wizard. Root!
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>>35715623
Can't argue with that! sign me up!
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>>35715518
Gotta go with Root, we can meet all the dysfunctional kids and help them feel better about themselves with sex.
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>>35715518
ROOT!
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>all this samefagging for root
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>>35715518
Thorn
WE CAN REBUILD HIM. BETTER. STRONGER. FASTER.
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>>35715679

>implying it's not samefagging for petal
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>>35715679
>all this samefagging for petal
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>all this samefagging for not root
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>>35715518
Root. We will get the most magical secrets, and a weak leader will enable us to move freely, or take over if we so need to.
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>>35715518
Petal, dotta have that water butt
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>>35715649
we did? damn must have not been paying attention
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>>35715518
Whichever one has Fuwa in it.
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>>35715631
>>35715518
Petal

Also, ask the eye about it's personal life. Ask if we can be friends or stay in contact.
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>Writing.
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>>35715724
Yes, good, upwards mobility. This knife ears shall be king of the lesbians. Root for victory!
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>>35715751
This.

>>35715518
We should keep in touch.
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>>35715518
Petal. Maybe we can heal up Ninety-Nine Copper
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>>35715891
Why do that when we could hijack her body instead?
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>>35715934
I forget how well did plan Delta C turn out?
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>>35715934
Imagine it now, we, the whispers, obtaining the body of the girl and joining knife ear's harem ourselves! It's the perfect plan!
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>>35715958
Well, we're still all here, so how well do you THINK it turned out?
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>>35715958

Pretty good until the coven stepped in, we just need to avoid circles of protection against chaos.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35715965
>Implying the knife ear wouldn't be the trap in OUR harem.

Jesus, the minds I have to work with...
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>>35715965
Actually, that might be worth a shot. Hey Tali! Poke Ninety-Nine Copper with us the next time you see her!
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Petal it is.

"Boy, remove this orb from my face."

Come hang out some time.
=======================================

>Tali pulls the Orb away. He feels his connection with the Whisperer's once more.

"I have decided." The Sorter says.

>Tali stands there, his heart beating faster than it ever has before.

"Petal Class."

"... Is that the one with Vendal?"

"Indeed. It is a class of healing and nurturing. You will find friends there. Do not think this means you can not speak with others. When the Petal's class is done you may very well find yourself taking a class with Root or Thorn. They are the Generalists and Fighters of the school. Go, and meet with your class. Down the hall there will be a door with the Petal symbol on it. There awaits your new companions."

>Tali grasps the doorknob, ready to head out when he hears the Sorter again.

"And do not be afraid to come back." The construct says. "It is nice to be able to speak with someone."

1/2
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>>35715989
Now I remember, and those damn scouts, THE COOKIES WERE OUR DOWNFALL
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>>35716031
Step one of Operation: Eyeball Waifu is complete.
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>>35716031

I love you Eyeball!
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>>35716031
AWWW YEAH.

Gonna corrupt us some spirit of destiny into our loving waifu.
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>>35716031
Seduction has begun. I repeat, seduction has begun. Whispers harem begins. Get to work, Knife Ears, you gotta catch up!
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>>35716031
What are we a bunch of disembodied souls in a Christmas orna.... wait never mind.
>>35716105
I have a quick question for plan eyeball waifu, how will we fuck it?
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>>35716113
I feel like this needs some sort of punny name. Our weyefu?
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35716159
MAGIC.
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>>35716177
Oh god...
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>>35716031
Sorting Sempeye
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>>35716177
>1
AND BETTER ROLLS. HOPEFULLY.
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>>35716191
>>35716191
We will miss the sorting sempeye
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>>35716201
You should be fucking shot.
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>>35716199
Oh, haven't you realized yet?

It's a roll under system.
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>>35716177
PERFECT.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35716199
We're not allowed to feel like number one?
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Bai bai sempeye
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35716239
No man, we want to be noticed. Sempai never notices his Kouhai.

NEVER.
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>>35716255
I want sempeye to Be understanding and helpful to us, like that one bro dude that's in every fucking Key anime
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>>35716031
Eye-chan is Orb's one true love.
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>>35716177
Y̛͇̫̓́͊̋͒̾̚O̖̜̫̝̒͛̑̊̈́̄̉̐Ŭ͍̟̉̃̏ͣ̂͑́̚ ̷̶̭͓͍̱̥̪͇̅ͮ̽͑ͥ̍C̽͊̓ͬͮ̈҉̥̙̘͕̖ͅO̪̙̮̻ͦ͒ͭU̸̧̥͎̜̹͔̒̂ͩ̚Ḽ̺͇̹̪ͯ̅̓͋̋͜ͅDͦ̊̆͊͆ͬͬ͌͏҉̯̻̪͓̩̩ ̵͗ͣͤ̒͒ͪ҉͓͇̙̳̮̱͓̲H̷̪̻̹͓ͧ͗̽̈́̃͝Â͋͊͊҉̛̫͚̗̗͈̻̯͠V̴̢̱̥͖͒ͥ͊͛͋ͫ̍E̺̲͖̣̭͖̳̰̔̿̐̒ͯͬ͛͊̚͘ ̨͈͋̌ͥ̐̕Ȟ͎̰̟͔͉̻̘̺ͨ̌͌̿̃̐̿͠͞Ạͫ̂̄̀ͅD̊ͥͪͬ̍̈́ͮͫ҉̡̲͞ͅ ̦̯̪̬̫͈͙̋̏ͯ͂̕͜Ý̢̼͔̱͇͙̣̺̰͗̈́͒̇̽̐ͣÕ̷̲͔̟̩͙͕̀ͫͮͬ̇ͅU̵̼̘̖̪͈͍̘̯͋ͮ̽̅̈́̀Ȓ̘̗̭̻̜̮̯̥͗ͬ̉ͣ͞͠ ̦͆ͫ̾̊ͯ̂ͯ̾͆́̕Ç̴̳̳̩̮̒́ͤ̇̈̀Ḣ̹̘͈̋A̧̫̙̝̭̪͚͇̥ͤ̑ͮͭͧͪ̔̂́ͅN̴̬͍͓̼̮͑ͬC̷̸̛̼̮̫̗̳͙ͬ͋Ẻ̮̮̜̳̖̻͒̿͋ͬͩ͋̍͘
Ḇ̠̥̻̄U̳̤̩̱͇̳͍͖͛̇̿̀͝T̶͍̲̳͇̠̫͓̈́̏̊̇̏ͪͤ͡ ̲͔͎̦̹̠͑̍͐͐͑͛̂̍̈̀Y̸͔͇ͩͣͩ̂̄́̈̀̚͝Ŏ̵̶̸͓̲̰Ù͊͆̔̑ͧ̆ͪ͏̰̤͚ ̶̗̯͂̄͘ͅH̟͓̰͚̞̞͈ͫ̈̾ͣ̐̅̓̀͝A̶̸̐̓̽̓ͬ̿ͪ͛҉̖̪̬͇̗V̧͖̳͔ͫ̅̆̊͐ͯ͆̊̍Ȩ̻̜̺̳̬̾͗͌̽ ͚̥͈̜̳̱̣̞̰ͤ̌͊̾ͬͭ͗͊̔Dͪ̕͏̺̘̭̠I̸̧̨̭̱̬̠̮̩̜͋̎͗ͬ̌S̨̝̱̰̳͕̀̽ͭC͖̣̉̍͒ͦ͛͞A̢̽͋̈́̋̑͑͑̒͟҉̥̝ͅR̝̞̯̼͚͇͓ͨ̽̽̋̒D̢̺͔ͬ̃E̷̜̲̫̤͎͉̦̝̅͐̈́D̷͕̅̿ͪͮ̄̆̏̚ ̷̡̠͔̤̙͓̠͗ͮ̌ͪI̵͔̰̺̗̪̞͌ͤ̕T̲͙̓̏̅͡͝
I̸̥̯̮̖͓̜̩̯̻̼͉̟̣̩̱̦̰ͥͭͭͥ́̚̕ͅṮ̸̨̡̯̝͙̣̪̱̳̯̞͉̭̉̃͗̓̍̐̽̈́͝ ̧̩̼̼̞̬̮̻̼͔̃̅̅̉͛͡͝͡I̶̭͙͙͖͇̺͔͈̎ͧ̒ͦ͛́͞S̩̹̮̪̘̯̗̙͓̠ͭ̈̑͑ͥͯͩ̅̎͒̅ͨ̈́̋ͮ̓ͬ͛͞ ̨̀̿̒̀͐̎ͣͦ̂ͫ̐̈̓̎̑̽̒ͤ҉̴̶͎͚͍͔̲͚̹̞̭̫̥̹̭̮̀ͅA̢̡ͯ̎̉̎̄̕͏̯̳̭̻̯͈͇̯̳̘̕L̵̞̗̝͖͔͉̙͍͚̩ͭ̓̈́ͪ̌̃̿ͣ̂ͮL̵̢̛̥̺̗̻͚̙̜̑̉͛̔͒ͭͮ̿̈́̆͋͞ ̨̢̡̥̮̪̥͉̻̜͍̬̟̬͕͕̗͇̲̙̖͖̈́̋̃̋̄̾ͤ̿͡͡Y̺̲̥͚̥̳͓͛ͧ̌̎̃ͮ̒̍́͟ͅO̸̦͖̫͍̪̞̺̫̮̼̬̙̩͙̫̗̙ͭ̏̈́͑́̌͒́ͬ̎ͬ̔̈͆͛̀͢U̔̽̓̏̒̿̈͐͌̑̔̊ͦ̄̚͏̥͖̞͉͚̠͙̩̯͓͟͟͠ͅR̴̷̢̹͔͍̱͇̆͐̂ͤͭ̑́̊̓̓͂͟͝ͅ ̸̶͓̮̭͎̖͎̙̣̙̱̻͚̠ͨ̋̀ͬͧ̌ͅF̨̼̥͎̬̝͔̭̻̏̋̃͂̂ͧͨ͌ͭ̎̆͑̕͘Ạ̴̴̴̡̯͙̺̣̱̹̝͓̖̼̗̗̞͕̜̗̫ͫ̄̋̎͋̌̽̊̓ͦ̂ͤ̄ͥͥ̊͛ͩÚ̵̢̝͙̥̺̫̳̺̮̙͖̺͖̹͉̏̐̅̈́̄ͦ͢͠ͅL̢͔͚͖̱̞̞̎̇͑̌ͧ̊̐̅̈̑ͤ̀͢ͅT̩̥̠̫̺̉ͤͪ͑̇̋̀̊̌͝͞͡͞ ̭͙̝͍̰̦ͨ͋͋̉ͩ̅ͦ̆̔̇͑͑̎̿̚͝͞͝A̵̘̟͖͈̣̰̫̥̫̯̞͈̰̱͉͚͂́ͣͨ̆̾̉ͣ͊̕Lͪͧ̔͆͊̌̃̓̂ͥͩ̈ͪ̓ͦ͆͏̧̲͖̞̳͓̰̞̗̼O̴̬̠͔̹̜͔͚̠̯͕͈̫̩̪̫̳̗̥͕͊ͩ̄̉̏̒͌̊̄͋̒ͮ́̚͢͟͞͠N̶͖͓̪̪͍̠̲̻̺̥̟͇̲͋̋ͨ̄̀̕͜ͅẼ̽̒ͫ҉̷̴̡̘̼͔͙̲̭̣̩̭͙̻̣͕̳̮ͅͅ
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>>35716299
But then we'd never get naughty sempeye being lonely except for our visits, which become what sempeye's life begins to revolve around until sempeye can't live without us.
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>>35716314
Not true love. We are the Build ourselves a Harem alongside the Knife ear's!
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>Tali assures the construct that he will and leaves the room. The door with the Petal symbol on it is pretty easy to find as the door is adorned with petals of different flowers and a big welcome sign. The two doors beside it are rather plain in comparison.

>Inside the room Tali finds Vendal and an undine boy from his own school. The boy, Tali recalls his name being Azul, smiles when he sees him but quickly stops. He remembers the mission Tali is on.

>Vendal spots Tali and smiles. She waves at him to come in.

"Ah, I was hoping you would be sorted here! This is great! Tali, this is Azul, this is Tali. So you guys just have a seat and we'll get started when the others get here."

>Tali sits a seat away from Azul and puts his hands on his lap.

>Time passes...

>It's twenty minutes before Vendal clears her throat. No one else had entered the room.

"Well, I guess this is it then. Welcome new students to Petal Class! I am Vendal III and this is the Vice President Lily Walker! Lily, say high!"

>Lily waves her hand a bit at the two new students.

"She doesn't talk much but she's a really sweet girl." Vendal pats her back. "Well since it's just the two of you I guess this will go by quick. Azul, as a boy you will be staying with the rest of the transfer students. Tali, you have a special opportunity. Since you were the first to pass the first trial you can do our special Big Sister program. One of the upperclassman, besides Lily or myself, will be your roommate and help mentor you. Isn't that great? We can save that for when we introduce you all to the rest of the class." She smiles again and clasps her hands in front of herself. "Well then, any questions?"
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>>35716363
>Big Sister program
INTERESTING.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35716363
PANIC

PANIC

We are in animu romcom. I repeat anime comcom. We are the Char. WE ARE THE CHAR.

What the fuck do we do?

RUN. RUN!
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>>35716363

"Can we order pizza from here?"

The most important question.
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>>35716363
boy you hit the jackpot
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>>35716363
Tali, you must go with Vendal III. Getting close to her will get you close to the house's secrets.
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>>35716213
Should I be?

Should you see?

What of me?

Perhaps I will flee?

Then you and me

Our chase will go by the sea.

We'll be free

-

>>35716363
Oiy! Lad. Wow your new classmates with the power of POETRY! They will think you are so cool and artistic. Pic that as a thing and build your reputation around using POETRY when nervous or scared. Be LESS POETIC when you're calm and comfortable.

This is the path, lad. This is the path to acquiring the heart. And the secrets.

Ask them if they'll really be your nee-san! Excitedly...and poeticly. RHYME, BOY!
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>>35716363
Hm well, seeing how we fibbed our way past the exam, getting mentored might be a good idea. But it could also cause trouble to our mission.
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>>35716363
So, any special rules we might need to know?
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>>35716363
It's like they're just handing you this harem! Er, and the magic secrets too. I'm... I'm sure that's a thing too.
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>>35716363
You're gonna need a thousand different contingencies to deal with this. I hope we room with Vendal III so we can touch her sweet, scaly tail.
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>>35716426
Seconding this. What's the point of a magic school if they can't get pizza deliveries?
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>>35716468
Unfortunately it's an upperclassmen other than her or Lily. At least we have Azul around to help us cover up since he's slightly in on our mission.
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>>35716363
God that snake teacher is adorable.
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>>35716513

Would you say that she, is hypnotic?
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>>35716363
Yes, will there be a guided tour through the school?
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>>35716363
Ask her if the sorting eye is available if someone wanted to date it.
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>>35716363
So, do we have free reign to run about the schoolgrounds, or are there areas we need to stay out of? Also, do you teach all the Petal classes? How many of them are there, and what sort of healer stuff do we get to learn?
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>>35716363
>>35716509
If we can't have Vendal III, we don't need an upperclassman. Nobody is as scaley or seemingly prone to ara ara~.+
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>>35716031
ask if we're so special, can we room with her
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>>35716363
Knife ear go with the big sister program for it shall be the start of a glorious new age, one of harems and bodies for all!
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>>35716363
Ask her if Ninety-Nine Copper can be your mentor.
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>>35716363
Oh yes let's get ourselves an oneesan.
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>>35716618
I like this. All Seeing Sempeye would be the best roomate. Plus he/she/it probably gets lonely just sorting people. And more importantly, how else are we supposed to weyefu it?
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>>35716556
nope. just
fuckable
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>>35716685
Seconding eyeball roommate.
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>>35716461
Secrets guys. Secrets. Stay focused.

"Can we order pizza here?"

>Azul smiles at that one.

"Of course!" She replies. "We can get anything you want delivered by giant-eagle. That can be spell components, food, books. So long as it's within reason. The school has a pretty big budget. This goes to you too, Azul. Just because you're a transfer student doesn't mean you can't get the same things everyone else does."

>Azul nods and thanks her.

>>35716558
"Will there be a tour of the school?"

"Mhmm! As soon as we set you up with a Big Sister she'll do that. Lily will take-" Lily tugs on Vendal's sleeve and points to her eyes. "Ah, right! I will be sure to lead you Azul."

"Are there any special rules we need to know?"

"Well..." She thinks. "No necromancy, no murder, no stealing from students. Pretty basic stuff, really. Put it this way, if you think it would make your mom upset to catch you doing then you probably shouldn't do it."

"Are there any places we're not allowed to go in the school?"

"You're just full of questions!" She seems pleased if anything to have something to talk about. "Well, generally we avoid the dungeon. We only stick the really really bad kids in there. But don't worry, you look like a good kid! Also steer clear of the edge. Every few years we get a kid who forgets that... Obviously stay out of the teacher's bedrooms and studies unless you have permission to be there. But other than that feel free to explore! The school is quite vast and there are man wonders to behold!"

"Okay. Also, do you teach all of Petal Class?"

"Oh, no! I'm not a teacher! I'm just the class president. Our teachers are Clover and Holly the Red. You'll be meeting them tomorrow. We'll go over your classes more by then as well."

1/2
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>>35716723
Giant eagles? Can we ride one?
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>>35716753
maybe if we dress up in gray
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>>35716770
aye, and we'll be needing the moths to properly call em up.
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>>35716723
>no necromancy
>no murder

Boo!
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>>35716753
Can one take us to mount Doom?
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>>35716805
look. It's only against the rules if you're caught.

We just won't be caught is all.
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>>35716805
no no no no no never again I thought we learned our lesson from the last time we became zombie murder hobos
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>Azul raises his hand.

"As a transfer student can I expect anything different from a normal student?" He asks.

"Hmm... Other than having a separate sleeping quarters I can't think of anything off the top of my head. I think you'll find that Petal Class is very welcoming.

"An other questions?" She asks

>None seem to come up.

"Okay! If you ever have anything else to ask just talk to me, Lily, a teacher. Heck, anyone will be willing to help! Azul, I'll give you a tour in a moment but I need to speak with Tali. Tali, can you come up here?" She motions for him to go to the stage.

>He does so and is handed a picture of students. They each have a name next to them.

"So," She says. "Besides you two this is all of Petal Class. As I said Lily and I aren't available as Big Sisters but if there's someone else you want to be it let me know. Let's see... Ninety-Nine may not be a good choice... No offense to her, of course. Tessa is a sweet girl. She's trying to master general healing, especially broken bones and organ damage. She's got a gift. There's Alisya. She's been trying to learn how to cure people mentally. She's been trying to remove things such as fear, anxiety, etc. She's a bit wild but a good girl. Then there's.. Myril Lan. She's the only Aelor in our class. Her magic deals with Ale and it's applications to the body. It's a bit... Unorthodox. Still, they're all good students and I'm sure they will all be more than glad to take you in."
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>>35716846
What if we put the Romance back into Necromancy? In most narratives healing is the opposite number of necromancy but their principles are reversible.
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>>35716864
Myril is the only option.
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>>35716864
DAMN IT CAN'T VOTE FOR VENDAL
Uh... Alisya!
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>>35716864
ask if there's any way we can room with her or the eye because we're so damn special and obviously talented
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>>35716864
Myril.

There's just something about her.
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>>35716864
Myril and 99 copper
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Myril looks like a cross between a Succubus and an Oni.
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>>35716885
It might just work...

as along as we don't get caught or enlisted in the Gay necrophiliacs league again
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>>35716846
We didn't become zombie murder hobos, that was Jeff. You remember Jeff, right? The zombie who was a murder hobo. Stop using him and blaming us for his actions.

>>35716864
Do we need a big sister? If anyone, Myril Lan. As someone who drinks, she's less likely to notice our lies. Our dark, secret lies. Also Tessa a shit. Nobody wants to be molested b tentacles?

Do you? I thought not.
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>>35716864
Glamor the sorting eye on the picture and choose it.
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>>35716864
Tessa, 2nd best girl will have to do since Angler-chan isn't in this class.
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>>35716864
Myril.

Come on, she'll never notice our sneaking because of how trashed she is! Well, that and the hooch, but sneaking first!
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>>35716864
Lets go with Myril I think we might make good progress with her
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>>35716864
BEER FOR HEALING YOU SAY!?
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>>35716864
Ninety nine Copper
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>>35716936
THAT WAS ONE TIME!

You'll never let me live that down will you.

I mean, sure Steve wouldn't stop hitting on us, but he was a Dry Lich. Couldn't have done anything if he tried.
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>>35716864

I think Alisya might be a good choice for exciting times.

Even if Tali doesn't spring for her, she looks like she'd be an elfbro and an exciting friend.
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>>35716864
Oh hey we have a chocolate elf as a choice? Alisya it is.
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>>35716918
if we can't this then another vote for Myril
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>>35716864

ELF PRIDE

WORLD WIDE

PICK ALISYA
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>>35716864
>Alisya
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>>35716864
Obviously, we need to aim for flesh artificing. The art of imbuing and altering flesh and bone on a permanent basis with magical qualities, through the use of carefully managed healing fuckups.
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>>35716982
We need to avoid the Skeletor image at all costs. No leather, no skull face. We cannot afford the gay jokes.

And I'd rather not be boned by a lich.
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>>35716864
Put me down for Myril. Glad to see my baby is getting so much love.
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>>35716864
Myril. She's hot and has the booze.
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>>35716864
Myril sounds the most fun.
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>>35716982
are you quite sure he coulnd't do anything?
he seemed quite capable in manipulating flesh if you understand

(some one please cap this exchange)
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>>35716864
Tessa, 99, or Alisya.

I'd be happy with any of them.
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>>35716864

>Alisya
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>>35716864
Alisya Or Tessa
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>>35716864
Myril. She seems more fun than the others and easier to pull the wool over her eyes.
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>Writing.
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Myril all the way.
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>>35716864
TESSA UR
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER
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>>35717088
My bet is she'll see right though us, but drunken master shit happens, she finds it hilarious and doesn't say anything.
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>>35717107
>TESSA UR
I don't know, is she related to Dagoth Ur?
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>>35717098
>>35717107
aw, I'm late.
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>>35717024

Be peppy, perky, and happy at Necromancy. Explore the practical aspects of mundane healing with magic healing and really get our hands wet fusing wounds, so to speak.

Wet with blood.

Wear white, learn the body, learn anatomy and the effects of curative magic and its opposite, be more Sagely than Horned Hood and evil laugh.

Bed and Crypt side manner are what will differentiate us from plebian skelleton jockeys
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I wonder what Knife ear thinks of our exchanges
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>>35717173
>Unabashadly allow blood to stain our robes, but make sure to disinfect
>The more people you treat, the redder you get

I swear there's a faction in one of my DnD games like this.
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No Necromancy guys!

Everything you can do with dead bodies you can just as easily(and less edgilyy) do with animated mannequins or golems anyway. The only point to necromancy is communicating with the dead, not raising corpses. Corpse raising is only for people trying to be edgy or subversive for the sake of subversiveness.
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OI Larro, where's Fuwa?
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>>35717261
That reminds me, we should ask Tali to carve some polyhedral and number the sides.

Also, he needs some GLAMOUR ROCK glasses. Glam Rock as most know it.
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>>35717331

In the class we didn't pick, Root.
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>>35717318
necromancy is useful to know so you can use it one time to set up evidence of an enemy suspecting us of being a necromancer and have them thrown into the dungeon.
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>>35717190
My head hurts.

"I'll pick Myril."

"Ah, uhm... Are you sure..?"

"Mhmm."

"Very well... Lily, can you get her, please?"

>Lily hops off the stage and leaves the room. Vendal sighs.

"Well I'm sure she'll be happy to know she was finally chosen to be a Big Sister... Azul, let's go over a few things before we go on our tour."

>As the two of them talk Tali sits down. He wonders what the school of Alemancy would even involve. As he ponders the class the door is suddenly opened. An Aelor steps in, swaying slightly as she walks into the room. She looks at Tali and smiles.

"Tali, right?" She grins. "I'm Myril Lan and I'm gonna be your Big Sis. We're gonna have a fucking great time."

>He hears Vendal sigh again.

=End of Chapter 1=
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>>35717354
NOOOO YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN COPPER
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>>35717354
WHY COULDN'T WE CHOOSE VENDAL, WHY?!
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>>35717354
Time skip time?
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>>35717373
No. We drunk succubut nee-san now and I'm more than okay with it.
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>>35717354
>>35717348
>>35717331
>no fuwa, no Vendal III

Petal class is worst class.
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>>35717354
GIVE ME A PINT OF THAT MEAD NOW, WOMAN.
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>>35717404
We have Myril and 99. This best class.
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>>35717354
excellent

when's next thread?
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>>35717404
I thought we couldn't pick Vendel
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And that's it for today! I hope you guys all enjoyed it. Sorry I had to cut off right here but I have things to do. I will announce the start for the next thread on twitter, as usual.
I look forward to questing with you guys again!

I normally would take a few questions but I have to run so feel free to use my ask.fm and twitter.
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>>35717418
>>35717373
what do you think 99 copper says during sex?
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>>35717373
i'm going to bet she is more shy on the inside than copper.
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>>35717430
thanks for running! will you be renaming your twitter alias?
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We don't want Tali to get attached to 99 so we may steal her body
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>>35717430
Aww man, we coulda had a feral looking catgirl as a big sis?!
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>>35717430
st saw broadshield, I thought a tiny loli sat on her head.
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>>35717448
"COME INSIDE AND DISCOVER OUR SUPER LOW PRICES"
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>>35717430
I want to meet Lyra so bad
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>>35717430

Huh. I wonder who those two other characters on either side of Hazel the Rock are.
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>>35717483
Lyra is adorable
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>>35717511
>>35717483
She looks so earnest.
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>>35717430
Thanks for running Larro!
eBook will be made once there's a couple more threads.
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>No more flatfics
>EGO is homeless, no more commissions


It is a sad day for us all.
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>>35717989
He's homeless? When did this happen?
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>>35718146
Technically not yet, but he has a few days to raise more than a hundred dollars. Desperately begging on paypal and IRC isn't helping, at all.
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>>35718213
God, that's sad. I hope someone steps in.
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>>35718213
God, if I had any money that wasn't already going to rent, I'd help him out.
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Op, what's your twitter?
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>>35719384

Its literally right there in the OP.
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>>35719384
It's the first fucking line of the OP for shits sake.
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>>35719416
Shhh. I'm stupid.
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>>35715623
>If at first you don't succeed, try something else!
fixed that for you
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>>35716191
i larfed
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>>35714508
Note to self, this lie would come to bite us in the butt... but there is a solution. In your free time, look up the exact answers to that test.
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>>35717373
its not like we can't interact with copper just because she isn't our big sis



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