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You are Risa Schrodinger, and you are currently staring at a girl with some creepy bug all wrapped around her and digging into her brain. You think this is someone’s fetish. Last time you didn’t spook the kids, ya square, and instead met a demon who was very interested in Caede. They did their talking thing, while we thought about if we could make that jump, we totally can. “That part didn’t happen.” You say as lightning crackles between the worlds. Oh yeah, guess I was just bored, and not paying attention.

So it turned out the demon was a girl who looked like a boy, or a boy who looked like a girl it is impossible for anyone to say really, and you had a sleep over with Azzy. You did vague girlish things, and had a gay old time of it. Then you lot went to a petting zoo where Sin-Fin was swarmed by goats, because seriously do I need to explain this? Were you a goat you would totally swarm Sin-Fin. Then you and Azzy went to go see a rot god, he was all “blarg someone wants to kill me hue hue hue” and you got pulled into a small space between worlds.

Oh, also in getting through reality Azzy may have broken some part of the universe, lass is too big. “So Azzy.” You ask looking at the woman who has a pair of orbiting spectral fists behind her. “You ever see something like this?”

“In some comics.” She says tilting her head. “Oh, you mean in reality? It resembles a Zyxthion.”

“What’s that? Some angel weapon? Dragon man juice given life to hunt down nubile teens? Some sort of monster forged by Mendel?” You wonder.
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“Oh no, nothing so impressive. They are simply organisms, evolved, live, die, eat, and all that nonsense.” She explains.

“Are those the things Jager sometimes checks my hair for?” You ask worried as the woman’s muscles twitch and spasm.

Asmodeus looks at you, and you see her eyebrows slowly furrow. “Is that what she-?” She shakes her head. “No, no, they are the dominant species on the planet. On their planet.”

“So it’s an alien?” You ask.

“To him you’re the alien.” Asmodeus replies.

An Alien worth SPXP.

The girl summons a massive, monstrous fist that whizzes through the air, but you use your high speed to use the middle knuckle as a springboard. You charge your limbs with cero energy as you streak through the darkness and let out a twisted laugh as you swing a leg out.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

Also questions, concerns, comments, accusations, spxp spending, butt discussing, etc. for the first bit as per normal

>Intro Stuff:
pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>35732787

Hooray for HQR!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>35732787
Well then not super active.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>35732787
alright, lets see how the dice are rolling tonight
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>35732787
We may need a FB
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>>35733031
Cancelled suggestion.

On second note: dear god, I read slowly.
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>>35732787
Gonna be honest here, I wasn't expecting aliens.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>35732787
munchies time already?
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>>35733062
No one expects aliens until they are right up your butt.
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>>35733062

Now Anon, I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

Fuck you reaction image folder, you have failed me for the last time!
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>35732787
pls alien
no contract poor favor
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>>35733178
IF we eat it can we control other people with our tongue?
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>>35733228

THANK YOU. Have this i/m/age in return.
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>>35733255
>>35733228
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>>35733121
how phallic are we talking here?
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Your kick connects solidly with the girl and she goes flying back. Small chunks of carapace splatter against your boots, but you have no time to clean them. You throw out a zero, the back blast from the tiny marble making your spin, then you fly straight up at top speed, then perform a dive towards the alien guy. The cero explodes, and you dive into the dust cloud sending out several long whip like kicks. You spin, and jump to connect your whip like kicks into the human form several times. You get a bad feeling and leap up and pack in a perfect arc.

The massive demonic fist swipes at empty air, and you perform a little flip before landing on the ground, then you dash forward. You keep your body low, so your trailing tails make you look like a serpent, then coil around the girl and send a perfect kick at her knee. The feeling of muscle tearing and bones breaking shoots up your leg all the way to your spine, and nearly makes you drool as she tumbles. Your nine tails raise up and then shoot out like snakes, tearing chunks off the girl alien thing. It is a girl right? “She has cat tats. Alien tats. Whatever, twenty quid says yes.” You say.

The alien girl gets sent staggering back, and you leap into the air and roll forward. Your leg is extended, and you shatter her collarbone completely, and each of your nine tail strikes the same spot as they trail behind your leg like some sort of jesusexually fluffy afterimages, bloody hell they feel nice. They cough up blood, then you see both of the fists combine into one above you, then streak down at the speed of sound. You roll out of the way of the impact site, though the sonic boom shatters your eardrums for the moment, and summon up more energy.

The Alien isn’t looking too hot

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
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So maybe it was a bad idea to bring Azzy if she cracked the universe just now. We are going to make to make the trip worth it.
And by that I mean pick fights above out weight and have her help us eat them.
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>55 SPXP:

>Risa smash!: Destroy your god rock, getting some SPXP back from the abilities you can no longer use, and allow yourself a free space to start a new path. (???)

I want this
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>35733361
go predator on its ass
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>>35733355
Fairly

7.5/10
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>35733361
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>35733361
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>35733361
You know, we should see if it knows Klingon or not.
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>>35733418

Wait, so, is that just our Old One stuff or would anything else go with it?
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>>35733418
>>35733486

It would destroy your Divine one. (D) Just that one, the one you got from gods. Your old one rock and angel rocks would stay
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>>35733520
Would it kill Father John?
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>>35733520

Bummer. Much more a fan of the God powers than the Old One stuff.
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>>35733544
No, but you would no longer get faith, he would be free to have his own will, all your divine powers would be gone, and you would no longer be considered divine.
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>>35733418
meh, doesn't seem worth it imo.
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>>35733361
We should try out a fluffy volcano.
>>35733418
I don't know man, what would we use instead of pagan gods? Demons apparently mostly suck and dragons are in short and super dangerous supply.
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>>35733560
Old one is permanent. It will never go away barring the recreation of the universe, you, and time
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>>35733418
Na
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>>35733361
pls
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>>35733668
Roll included now, though I guess it doesn't matter.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>35733361
obligatory 5th roll (its not that hard guys)

use razor ceros, go Hellraiser on it
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>35733668
>>35733783
Or not. This is a bad sign, I'll not roll and curse us.
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>>35733361
One of the few times where no one wants to chat before we eat something. I approve.
We should have ate that demon from a while ago
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You grab the large hand and flex. Your lithe muscles go taunt as you send waves of energy through them. With some effort you pick the fist back up, then charge the alien, scurrying along the ground like some sort of crab with your tails. You get close, then suplex the fist into the alien girl with a shout of effort. You roll on the ground, then stab your nine tails into the “ground” below you.

You hear a hum, and the alien charges in the few seconds it takes to charge the blast. A fist solidly connects with your cheek, but suddenly the area is bathed in a violet light. The alien doesn’t look down, or maybe it does the little bastard has no eyes how am I supposed to know, but in a circular radius around you both a cero erupts like a volcano. You feel your body get torn to shreds, your sensitive nerves and muscles getting shaved off to expose tender, angel scripted bone. You laugh, the pain making you want to vomit, and if you were not being lifted up by the massive blast you would be rolling around on the ground in absolute bliss.

Finally the energy stops, and you collapse onto the ground. Your exposed tendons seem to wiggle up out of your bones, then start delicately threading themselves through your body. You twitch and spasm, then push yourself up, using your gravity so you seem to be a puppet being pulled up by a string on its neck. You let out a sigh through cracked teeth and bloody meat, and then look down at the alien. Your eye flash before you lean down and devour the girl and alien remains.

GAIN:
???
OPTIONS APPEAR BEFORE YOU:
CHOOSE 1:
20 SPXP
I spy: More efficient control of your detached body part(s)

You tilt your head concerned. “That didn’t feel like it was worth 20SPXP” I know right? “Hey azzy, what were those things again?”
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>>35733566
>>35733609

Wait, I am confused. Are we no longer able to use some of our abilities for some reason?
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Asmodeus glances up, searching her vast memory of all the universe for the relatively insignificant information. “They are parasites that evolved on a world, oh, somewhere in the local group. They are shockingly intelligent, and managed to, well, essentially domesticate all other life on their world. Then they used their opposable thumbs and such to build space crafts, and weapons, and to just generally be lovely things.” She explains.

“Any more of them?” You wonder.

“Unlikely, this was probably just a random scout. It saw there was something to this soul business and very much wanted to take over the baddest thing around.” She explains.

You ever notice how tasty Asmodeus looks? She looks pretty tasty. You lick your lips and take a deep lungful of air to catch her scent. Do all of the angels smell like this? You want to eat an angel.

You seem to have the rumblies.

[] Try and devour Asmodeus
[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
[] You want to go home, you are concerned about home stuff
[] Other, please specify
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>>35733921

We were discussing what would happen if we picked a certain upgrade.
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>>35733921
No, but if you wanted to get rid of your divine rock you could buy that ability, and you would lose some of your powers though you would at least get a partial refund of SPXP.

I saw some people were really unhappy with the divine path, so I figured it would cost me nothing to include at least the option.
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>>35733870
And lost our wolfu?! For shame anon.
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>>35733928
>Uhh.. Azzy I really want to eat you... We should probably go home.
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>>35733928

> SPXP

> Ask Azzy if she knows of any other good stuff to eat, an angel if she can think of one she doesn't like
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>>35733928
>[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
Don't eat the snazziest of Azzy's. If we really must eat a fallen, we should go back to Hue co. and eat the bastard that's there. It's about time we took it back
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>>35733928
>>35733983

> Add to this
> Other[]: "Azzy, Jager is Nazi's now and I'm scared. How does one un-Nazi someone?"
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>>35733928
>Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
>>35733909
How efficient is more efficient?
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>>35733928
[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else

Azzy... My rumblies are telling me to eat you. I think we need to find an angel.
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>>35733909
>20 SPXP

>>35733928
>[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else

should probably tell her we're seeing her as a hot dog with all the fixings

are we slowly becoming American?
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>>35733928
>20 SPXP
If we didn't pick other options because of their possible unlocks I don't see any good reason to pick this one.

>Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
I mean, eating Azzy? I don't think we have a eat Azzy lobbying group.
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>>35733928

>[X] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else

We like Azzy. Eating Azzy is not conductive to spending time wi-- well I guess technically it IS if you look at the part-of-me side of it, but that wouldn't be the same.

Instead, let us CONSUME something else. Mhm, delicious not-Azzy angels.
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>>35733952
I don't think we are likely to run into another wolfu anyway.
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>>35733909

>20 SPXP
>[X] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
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20 spxp and angel hunting it is
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>>35734083
>I don't think we have a eat Azzy lobbying group
No, but we have a support group
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>>35733928
Warn the snazziest that we're getting angel food cake cravings and need to locate the least snazzy there is.

Are we preggers?
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>>35734083
>eat Azzy lobbying group.
We have an eat Azzy out lobby, does that count?
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We should go punch Beelzbub in the dick.
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>>35734153
Well, that or we have a parasite. Again.

Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI
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>>35734227
We already know we have at least one, though you might not call it a parasite. Our old one other bit.
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>>35734153
But so many have touched the tail.....

we should tell Jager.... her and or our chest will burst joy/larvae
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Hey guys, I know there's lots of talk about it, but I really think we should go with Genesis next. If anything would get us on a more straight power route it would be being able to make something our of nothing, and creating our own space.
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>>35734261
I meant the far more deadly Fallen Angel STD we had from hanging around Lucy and Azzy.
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>>35734132

I swear to god Azure, if we're doing the "parasite makes Risa do things and your decisions are not your own" arc again, I will be severely disappointed in you.
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>>35734369

What we need is art for masochism so that we can lower the price.
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>>35734370
Well we have partial immunity to Azzy and we haven't been around any other powerful beings since we got our system cleaned by herr doktor. Except herr doktor herself I guess.
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>>35734400
Did we ever have one of those in the first place?
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>>35734429
>masochism
>Anything more then 40
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>>35734456
We just ate an extremely powerful alien and gained ???.

I'm gonna hedge my bets here.
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>>35734492
We Ate A PARASITE!
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>>35734492
Oah.
I looked over that.
Yeah.
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>>35734429
so start drawing homie
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>>35734492

Is there some sort of divine veterinarian or something around? Risa keeps getting worms. We try to keep her to eating angels and local deities, but she keeps getting out of the universe proper and eating all of these filthy unknown things.
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You clutch your stomach as you hear them rumblies demand snazzy cake. With whipped cream and strawberries all over her- “Hey azzy, I think I need an angel or something.”

“You may not have noticed, but I am an angel, Sweet Heart.” Azzy explains.

You shake your head. “No I mean I-“ You narrow your gaze. “Did you just call me sweet heart?” You ask confused.

“I feel we are close enough now that I should give you a pet name.” Asmodeus explains. “Doesn’t do it for you?”

“Not bad, but keep browsing I think.” You say. “Anyway, no, I got them rumblies, and I needs me some angel to eat. Got anyone you hate?”

Asmodeus crosses her arms. “Risa, I like my family! We may have had our differences and when I was younger I may have been bitter.” She explains, and you can’t help but remember her from that memory. Every move screaming predator, her body blazing with corrupting power, and her eyes. Her eyes screamed lust, they commanded you pay attention because how she was about to kill you was going to make you so bloody happy, because no matter what nothing else in life would equal it. I am getting verbose. “All that bitterness is behind me now. I will not stop you from pursuing your own interests, but I can’t just go off and murder everyone.” She sighs.

You double over as your stomach politely informs you it is a black hole that must feed. You stumble forward, but stop when Asmodeus places a hand on your shoulder. “Risa, are you alright? You do not look so good. How about you come back to my club! I will make you a sandwich! Oh!” She smiles wide, and you just want to taste her flesh inside you. “I will make you a club! A club in my club, I am certain you would find that funny.”
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>>35734561
Jager's anti parasite laser punch gloves FOR KIDZ and RISAS! Now it PURPLE and Diet Plain flavor!
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Normally you would take her up on her offer, but you are hungry. So hungry. You feel like something went into the part of you that makes all your hunger and sort of wiggled it around. It hurts, you are hungry, and you just want it to stop. Now, were you a normal well adjusted person this would be no problem, you would be able to stop your basic needs. You are not a normal person though. You are Risa, Bopfrod damn it, Schrodinger. You are Id made manifest, drowned in hedonism, and barely restrained by your schizophrenia some of whom lust for you which is counter intuitive to restrained Id really.

You smack Azzy’s hand away and sonido off. She holds out a hand. “Wait! Hold on, how am I supposed to get out of here?” She wonders.

Still, not your problem. You slip through a hole in reality, and kick off the ground, uncaring about the annoying Rot God. You see a large mountain that you think would give you a good vantage point, and make your way over there as fast as you can. You climb it, ignoring the yank marines doing a morning jog, and crouch down on the rim of the less than active volcano. You sniff the air, and your heightened go juice gives you a better field of view, so to speak.

[] An Angel in the north, on the chilly island. You could go for some ice cream
[] A huge angel near a large city. It will make you more full, right?
[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.
[] Other, please specify
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>>35734569

I realize no prompt has been given, but..
> [] Get me to Jager, NOW!
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>>35734631
>[] A huge angel near a large city. It will make you more full, right?

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
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>>35734524
Once again, voters using all the muscles but the one that matters.
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>>35734631
[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.

Sounds delicious
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>>35734631

Yep, we're doing the whole "You are possessed by a parasite and your decisions are not your own" thing again.

I'm guessing:
> Go find Jager for cookies and guy punches
Isn't an option

If not then,
> Ice cream is delicious
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>>35734631
>[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.

Well, that was sort of a dick move there.
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>>35734631
>[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.
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>>35734717
Nicer than eating her. Plus we left a hole in reality RIGHT THERE!
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>>35734631
>[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.
I mean, we could have Jager punch us, but we might as well eat a bit before then. What's the worst that could happen?
...
What could possible go wrong?
...
Whats life without a little stupid decision making?
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>>35734704
>Agency bro trying to get us killed again
or maybe just Jager again, cuz if we got super munchies I don't wanna be near Jagerbombs
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>>35734704
Not at all. Your choices are your own, you have just been given a hunger, similar to how you were as a base hollow.
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>>35734741
>super munchies
Alien was some dank shit
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>>35734704
What if we eat her?! Bad idea.
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>>35734770
We're a SUPER HOLLOW!
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>people thinking we would ever try to eat Jager no matter how hungry/crazed we are
Where have you been these past few threads?
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RISA HAS ENTERED A FELL MOOD
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Looks like velvet silk cream cheese cake is winning?
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>>35734770

The explicit mentions of Alien make me feel less than happy about suddenly being gifted with a ravenous hunger.
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>>35734780
Is Ghost Diarrhea a thing?

>>35734820
I remember the last we tried to mix Jager and agency.
NEVER AGAIN. maybe later when we aren't eyeballing amigos as appetizers
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>>35734820
We're doing everything to preventing Risa from eating Jager.

Also I want to see if this hunger unlocks a new tree. Hunger like a hollow. Maybe we're at the bottom of an entire new tree.
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>>35734631
>[] A huge angel near a large city. It will make you more full, right?
Go big or go home.
This won't win anyway and I don't know what to vote for.
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>>35733520
Wouldn't that also get rid of Revelation? I'd have jumped on the opportunity to REMOVE DIVINE ROCK if it had come earlier, but I dunno now. The Divine powers themselves all suck, but one of the best powers has Divine mixed in there.
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>>35734877
[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.

Soft cream silk smooth velvet. I want to fuck that with my mouth.
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>>35734845
Roll for crafting
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>>35734820
We learned it might be a better idea seeing her not crazed with hunger?

>htedsw schemes
What do you know captcha?
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>>35734919
ASK IT AGAIN IT'S ALLUDING TO SOMETHING!!
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>>35734859
>agency
Complaints of this has became a buzzword for "anything I don't like" rather than it's intended meaning.
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>>35734905
Yes, unfortunately. It is likely there is some future mix of powers to give you a new cero depending on your choice, but Revelation would be lost.
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Rolled 2652, 8544, 6521, 2748 = 20465 (4d10000)

>>35734916
In the name of Thor, I Call Thee!
Tails of the dark abyss! Awaken!
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>>35734934
>profit eneresom
What are you trying to say captcha!?
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>>35734948
Thor could have sworn he heard something. Eventually he shrugs and drinks more.
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>>35734631
>Augustish 1998, Some time
>0 xp
>20 SPXP
>EF: 2.115

>Risa Schrödinger
>"The Laughing Genocide"
>Resurrección:Laugh Irrisorie

>Hunger:None
>Reputation:Famous
>Damage:none
>Assets:
>Shrine(Good)
>Training area(Fair)
>Idemque


>>Hunger:None
Oh really?
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>>35735080
Oah boy.
Good catch.
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>>35735080
Perhaps Azure doesn't update it every second of every moment?

It may be updated you know. After this session.
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>>35735109
>>35735080
Hold on, I took a picture to compare between updates. I just need to find it.
I think thats always been there.
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>>35735140
He's one of the few QMs that actually updates the pastebin promptly. Back when the hunger meter was featured prominently in the HueCo murderhobo extravaganza, it updated in realtime.
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>>35735175
Right but we JUST ate the alien. Just now. So I'm not surprised if he didn't edit the thing.
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You turn your head south, and squint. The smell of soft, luxurious smoothness is wafting over you, and you can’t help but want a taste. You leap from the volcano and dash off through Japan. You dip low to the ground and eat ghosts, hollows, weak demons, etc. like some sort of feeder fish. Still, no matter how much you eat, your hunger doesn’t even seem to take a dent, but you don’t care. You are hungry. Hunger means you must feed. Feed more. More. More! A hollow bites futilely at your collarbone, but your energy hardened skin stops it from penetrating you in any way. Your mouth distends, and you swallow the hollow whole before slamming your legs down on a sandy beach empty save you and the sound of lapping waves.

You look around, your body screaming for satisfaction, and then you hear it. The soft sound of feet on the sand, and the gentle whipping of fabric. You turn around and see a woman walking up to you barefoot on the sand. She looks like an “Ideal Japanese Beauty” with long black hair, almond shaped eyes, and a pretty fantastic figure. She is wearing a sheer white dress, and is holding a pair of sandals in her hand. The wind blows her hair, and she is forced to pause and adjust it. After getting her appearance in order she smiles at you. “Hello there.” She offers.
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You smell it, the smell of sweet milky flesh, and soft velvety bloody. You want to devour her, you need to fill your hunger, and you know she can do it. You summon energy, and your wings shimmer with violet light. “You are Risa, right?” She asks. “Gabriel told me about you, that you are dangerous. That you are so very lost.”

“I am hungry.” You explain, growling in hate.

She sighs. “Many of my brothers forget you were human too. It is our job to help you, please won’t you let me help?” She wonders.

She can help, if she slides down your throat. If she lets you run your tongue along every inch of her, slowly savoring her body and soul as it becomes one with you.

Hunger: Starving!

[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
[] Talk talk talk, talk about what?
[] Other, please specify
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>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

You can help be being consumed!
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>>35735222
>[] Talk talk talk, talk about what?
Name, Grace and Serial Number.

Also ask about the nearest Fallen Angel.
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>>35735222
Talking is for Jagers.
[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
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>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

>>35735269
the fuck ya doin m8?
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>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
Sorry super munchies dunno know why nothing personal
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>>35735222
>[x] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
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>>35735269
We know where a fallen angel that should be quite yummy is. All we have to do is go to Hue co.
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>>35735248
by* stupid phone.

>>35735269
Quiet angel! you can speak with her when she's in our tummy.
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>>35735222

> Can't eat nice talky lady...
> Must not eat nice talky lady...
> Damnit, we're going to regret this...
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>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
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>>35735297
We have to greet the meat first. I'd like to know who's the main course.

Also, I want to see if Amon's floating around.
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>>35735222

> No Talk
> Hungry now
> Talky lady is nice lady, skinny lady
> Need bigger food,
> Bigger food in Hueco
> Must go to Hueco
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>>35735322
They're always nice. See that's how try trick ya.


HEY! maybe if we eat her we'll understand how to be nice!

>>35735365
We'll just eat both. Man.
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>>35735222
>Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
Potentially a bad idea but what would risa really do in this situation? She would eat a damn angel that's what.
>>35735269
Pretty sure that's azzy bro.
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>>35735361
Well, we can take Amon, that's for certain.

Beezle? Ehh.
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>>35735222
>[] Talk talk talk, talk about what?

The Alien already ate a bunch of stuff, it's not going to fill up on the one nice lady anyways.

>>35735322
Yeah, I don't have much hope, it's a killy mood, and she might be able to diagnose the late onset Holowitis.
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>>35735322
Why are people still all guilt-ridden about eating angels? They're fucking weirdo godsquad autists who most of the time think that "helping" Risa is to completely destroy her. The nice act is a ruse.
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>>35735414
You remember what the angels ultimate conclusion to dealing with us was right? Forgiveness and we would be destroyed. I remember that conversation.

Talking to them is a baaad idea.
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>>35735322
She's stalling for back up you goober

we're already on their shitlist anyways
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>>35735401
I want to go for Beezle, because he has been a huge dick to us directly

>>35735431
I'm not guilt-ridden over eating an angel. I just want to eat Beezle so we can have Hue co. back.
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>>35735431
We're already on their kill list, people are afraid of us being bumped up a slot or two.

captcha: rapemen use

Yaweh save us, where's the rape sloth?!
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>>35735361
Amons not really that bad though. It would probably make azzy sad if we ate one of her fallen brothers. Eating fly butt might make her sad too but the list transcends all.
>>35735431
Plus they might not be even following Gods orders properly.
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>>35735431

They've also conducted shady backdoor deals to get the Hellwyrm on their side, too. They're more reminiscent of SMT angels, who are bigger on Order rather than Good.
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>>35735461
>I just want to eat Beezle so we can have Hue co. back.
He's stronger than us on his own still and he has an army of demons, some of which are nearly as strong as us on their own.

Going and rushing Beelze seems tilde as fuck.
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>>35735461
We can eat him any time we decide to, this one is right here in front of us now.
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>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

nom the trollop
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>>35735493
Yeah we're not strong enough to gank him yet. We'll get there.. eventually.
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>>35735493
>>35735512
The gap may not be so large any more. What was the order of strength again? Maybe its time we started taking out his big hitters..
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>>35735548
Do you think we could take Azzy? He's about her level. I'm pretty sure we'd be floored. We're a lot stronger.. but it's still not enough.
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You have no time for any fancy conversation, you are too hungry for all her nonsense. You dash forward with a large hard light, hard cero, forged lewd instrument of some kind. You slam into the angel, but she blocks it with her sword. “You fool, I am trying to help you!” She shouts, but you again do not care.

Your neck extends and you bite down on her flesh, and it is delicious. Pure, soft silk skin giving way to meat that gently kisses your gums, and blood that seems to be both filling and perverse. She lets out a yell of pain, then one of her wings, the ribbony things, clouds around her shoulder and points directly at your face. At first you see nothing, but eventually the wing glows and a solid beam of energy engulfs your face and tears you off of her, and tears your face off too.

You fly back and hit the ground, your head pretty much gone at this point. The angel lets out some replacement swear words, but that stops as your head reforms. Your body wiggles and spasms, but then you get back up. Your head reforms, but the angles seem wrong somehow, too sharp and defined for who you are. You open your eyes, and the solid black, echoing the infinity your old one self sleeps in, fills your eyes. You open your mouth and for a moment it looks like solid white, but then you part your teeth and it is evident your mouth is full of needle sharp, needle fine, long teeth curling along your gums. You scream and leap forward after the angel.

The angels sends out a wave of energy that tears off your leg, but your leg grows spider legs and sonidos ahead of you. It detonates with cero energy just as your own spider legs pour out of your open wound and give you balance enough to run. The angel says something while holding up her sword, and you summon a massive amount of energy as your body cracks, dislocating your arms and leg to provide a more effective fighting body.

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>35735647
Nothing personal love, I got me a mean set of the rumblies
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>35735647
Here we go!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>35735647
Ya'all ever stop to think that we should take a once-over our bits to make sure we've not mange or anything?
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>35735647
Open the thousand mouths.

"YoU cAN heLp bY StanDIng StiLL."
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>>35735647

We are now Old Risa, I guess.
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>>35735611
Well we know Amon is about an 80 after that I cant remember the order the fallen were ranked in other than belph being on top, then lucy, then envy guy.
Plus fly face must have lost some power after the jager incident. Maybe not a huge amount to him but enough to turn cede from a non combatant into someone we can bring along and expect to win.
Also I just want to fuck up his boys because fuck that guy. All we did to get him back so far is kill a priest.
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>>35735647
>>35735696
I like it!
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>>35735712
Belph
Luci
Mephy
Azzy
Beelz
Mammon
Amon

Beelze is low 90s, m8.
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>>35735736
The fuck is a mammon?
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Reminder that Time Something Something Attack doubles the damage for cero weapons made with MSSA, which means it's actually a viable thing now.
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>>35735647
Welp, this is mildly worrying.
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>>35735782
Fallen of Greed. Sometimes works will use Leviathan for Greed instead, but HQR isn't one of those.
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>>35735811
I thought Leviathan was the big water beast that went with Behemoth and Zizz?
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>>35735804
Don't worry, agency is lame.
It's way more fun to give into some insect spider monster and shit all over our grace in favor of giving beastial urges what ever they want.

>>35735647
Regurgitation Final Attack.
Can we at least get some of that god damn alien out of the system.

Worst 20 SPXP ever.
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>>35735851
He is. Sometimes he's portrayed as the embodiment of Greed, though. Not like it matters since this isn't one of those times.
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>>35735881
We've got agency... we voted to eat the bitch. When other people vote differently from you it doesn't mean the game is ruined.
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>>35735881
Get a trip so I can hide you.
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>>35735881
Fuck off with this shit. I thought you left after the demon college bullshit.
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>>35735933
>>35735940
>>35735962
Fuck that one guy hive mind.
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>>35735881
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means
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>>35735804
We've fought as some horrific abomination many... many many times. It's what we do.
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>>35735881
But our grace has never stopped us turning into a spider monster before. Or eating angels before.
Also we did vote to eat her, myself included so you can take that agency take and stuff it.
>>35735886
I thought all he did was climb out of the sea and let people eat him.
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>>35736019
Its more the old one bits in our eyes and seeing out of our mouth I was worried about.
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>>35735881
>It's way more fun to give into some insect spider monster and shit all over our grace in favor of giving beastial urges what ever they want.
What in the fuck are you going on about? Are you really mad that the Old One/cannibal ghost hybrid isn't acting angely enough? Risa's grace is barely even a real grace, yo. It's more like a pile of crystalized angel corpses that have Old One power shunted through them to mimic angelic abilities.
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>>35736079

I think his complaint centers around the fact that doing anything other than eating the angel would be, strictly speaking, out of character. Risa is hungry and has poor impulse control. To do anything other than eat the most delicious thing in sight just wouldn't be accurate portrayal of her character.

In essence, Azure left us only one viable choice (beyond picking an angel to eat). I wouldn't mind that, except that he's also trying to make us feel guilty about doing so.
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>>35736211
I don't feel guilty about shit, fuck angels.
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You skittle across the ground, hissing up frothing blood and gore from your mouth as you skittle across the ground. Your knees break, sending delightful pain through you, and you get a better angle with your spider leg legs. Yeah, that makes sense. You roll over a wave of energy that tears a few unimportant organs from you, and you throw out a kick. Your leg splits open, and lashing tongues spew out of a gaping wound in your limb. Your tongues grow razor lined, screaming blades, then tear chunks off the angel.

She lets out a divine scream, and you quickly retract your leg. You take a strong pose in front of her and slam your fist into her ribs. You feel the sensual cracking of bones, and tissue, then lean back as a retaliatory strike nearly beheads you. You keep your smile as you lean forward again to slam the other fist into her, then again, and again. You keep it up, all of her ribs shattering under your careful ministrations, until finally it feels like you are beating tenderized meat. You want to tear her dress off and stab your tongue into her body, probing an open wound while she writhes under you, but you have no chance to do so.
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>>35736211
>except that he's also trying to make us feel guilty about doing so
What, you'd feel better if the Angel was a dick?

Dude, we laid a most cunning trap for Sammiches, and he was nice. The only regret I have is that we've moved up higher on the kill list .
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>>35736211
Azure isn't trying to do anything but write the angel chick as her character would be. This is what they do, they try to guilt you with the high moral ground and get you to submit to getting fucked over.
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She sends out a barriers or energy that blasts you back, then summons what looks like a large cannon. The weapon attaches to her arm, and she bites down before firing. You sonido out of the way, dream walking at the last second to avoid it enough that only your nonspider leg gets taken out. The blasé goes over a few cities, then completely destroys a mountain. You sprout tentacle like spider legs from out bloody wound, connecting them to your nerves so you can feel absolute agony along the way, then dash forward once more. Her cannon fires to take out the left half of your body, but you still have your right half, and a choking laugh escapes your lips as your fingernails tear a massive gash along her face.

She recoils, and tries to summon a shorter gun, but your neck extends to bite down on her wrist, and you marvel at how soft she is, how impossibly soft her flesh feels in your needle teeth. Your tails hammer into her to send her staggering back, pulling your attached body along, and you thing you have her cold. She summons a weird feather that sends you spiraling back into the ground, and as you look up from the carved trench your body made, you stick out your long tongue as you laugh.

She is ours. Ours, ours ours!

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>35736311
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>>35736311
om nom nom

razor cero barbwire her wings together
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>>35736311
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>35736311
Huh. Are the Anons unconsciously developing a conscience along with Risa? What an odd development.
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>>35736354
It's the people that showed up around thread 100 because of the asses op pic. They came for the yuri harem, not the sociopathic murderhoboing.
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>>35736354

It really sucks that this has to happen to her, I'll admit that much. But the angels are playing for keeps, and their creed is pretty much "submit or die". Even if it is extremely sugarcoated and packaged well.
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>>35736354
I certainly am not. Especially for a faceless scrub angel.
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>>35736383
Negative. I came in around thread 100. Read the archives first. I am here for Murder hoboing and Jager.
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>>35736431
I'm hoping that we get the whole silky smooth thing when we eat her. It sounds fantastic. Risa's legs become even better.
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>>35736383
>>35736431
>>35736446

Naw ya'all. I ain't griping about the Angel-eating part. They're completely arcane creations and their definition of "help" is completely foreign to any practical or realistic standard we hold. In fact, I'd daresay they're one of most terrifying, implacable enemies we've got, which is why I'm surprised Anons are showing doubt while rolling. Guys, ya' gotta remember, any "help" they offer us leads to death. Moreso than our current status, at any rate.
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>>35736311

Always curious what I would have rolled.
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>>35736431
>It really sucks that this has to happen to her
Why?
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>>35736506
She said help. She's a woman. She appears to be kind.

He's a sucker for a pretty face.

He shouldn't worry. When we eat her we'll at the very least get her voice.
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>>35736506
Exposing anyone to a hungry Risa is an unreasonable punishment, especially if you are a live spectator.
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>>35736431

I'm not gonna mourn the death of a stranger we knew for less than one thread, especially since she has KOS orders on us.

We've been nomming angels since like what? Thread 34? 46? I think the Quincies were still a thing back we ate our first angel...
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I'm curious about what the fuck is going on. The Old One corruption level is still at 1, so it doesn't seem to be that.

The shifting that Risa's currently doing isn't really that extreme in the grand scheme of things she's done. She went crazier with the abomination shifting during the Loki fight.
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>>35736506

Well, it's more that her few lines of dialogue seemed to imply she had a differing mental state as regards Risa. That may just be a ruse, but at the surface level it seems to be implied that she legitimately felt sympathy for Risa, a need to help her in a way that differed from the host ideology.

It's all only so much noise, however. This is happening. Azure knew this was happening from the instant he gave us the rumblies. Might as well just forget about the moralistic stuff and eat.
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>>35736564
>I'm curious about what the fuck is going on.
Once again, anon still using all the muscles but the one that matters. >>35734515
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>>35736564
are we transcending into some new form/being?

a 4th release on the horizon?

>>35736585
>everyone but me is retarded.
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>>35736585
Go have some lovely slow cooked teriyaki chicken and come back to that. No one is thinking of finding Jäger so she can gut punch the unnecessary tumblies away.
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>>35736625
No, just the guys that skip the implications of eating a parasitic alien.
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>>35736634

Although the last parasite needed to be surprise-shot out of Risa or it would have killed Jager.
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>>35736625
I'm hoping we're growing in some capacity. Or that Risa is becoming aware of Anons. That'd be pretty great.
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>>35736585
A parasite that was only just now starting to investigate soul stuff.
A parasite that was bonded to a regular human, presumably because it was incapable of doing anything bigger. Fuck's sake, it couldn't even do more than pester Rot God.
A parasite that is somehow managing to be a very close contender for Most Toxic Thing Risa's Ever Eaten if it is responsible for this, which would be damn surprising if true.

>>35736634
The punchyfist was made to remove angel corruption. Just because both entities were described as parasites doesn't mean it's going to work.
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>>35736579
She is second last in the angels I can see a reason to feel bad about.
The twins were doing something important
We tricked Sammy
We hunted this bint to eat her
And the first prick attacked azzy.
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>>35736649
everyone is speculating, including you.
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You charge forward, as your pulsing open wound tries to regenerate, and throw out a punch. The angel catches your fist and holds it for just a second. Small tentacles sprout from your forearm and dig deep into the angels, but she doesn’t seem to mind. With strength beyond what the slender woman should have, she twists your fist, turning your arm in an impossible way. The move sends fragments of broken arm bone through your skin, but you can’t enjoy that feeling long as she pulls and tears your arm off, then kicks you away. She throws away the right half of your body and summons countless blades of energy.

You know you can’t regrow anything as complex as arms, so you fuse your spider legs to your tails, then use your actually sort of impressive but no one ever talks about it because of Jager abs to slither on the ground like a snake. You avoid several blasts, though not entirely as chunks of you keep getting torn out, and then rise up near the angel. Your torn open sides sprout something like a fleshy spider web, each carrying five razor sharp nails. You tear the small interconnecting webs between them, bloody scattering freely across the ground, and thrust out with your sharp, cero enhanced, nails.
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>>35736634
Runs the risk of eating Natsuki at the Shrine and then the Host of Angels would murder us. Azzy is stuck in unreality, so she couldn't run over to contact her.

It's eat or starve, and even with the risk of going to 3rd place on the list, we're gonna have to eat.
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The angel side steps them, but you quickly un-merge your tails with your legs and send the fluffy assault into the mix. You wait for a solid blow, you are patient after all, letting the angel cut chunks of you off. As a particularly bad cut takes part of your inner thigh, one of the nails strikes true. You send cero energy into it as the open wounds turn into laughing mouths, then detonate the existing nail.

The angel falls back, but you send out your nails and tails into the angel to detonate them as well, adding onto the admittedly impressive damage you’ve got. In the end, you are standing on two thighs that end in a smattering of spider legs. You look at the prone angel, then see her stand up once more, bloody hell these things. Your tongue grows from your mouth and splits your stomach open. Your organs shift into something like legs, and you bend over to let them support you. You focus your regeneration on your tails, and end up like a very, terribly awfully scary scorpion with nine bloody, bone filled tails and far too many legs made out of entrails.

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>35736729
impale the bitch
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>>35736729
Scorpion?

Is it Hunzuu time already?
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>>35736697
>You know you can’t regrow anything as complex as arms
Did you mean "You know you can’t regrow anything as complex as arms [as quickly as we would need it]" or is this some truly worrying shit happening here with Risa forgetting how regen works?
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>>35736729

EAT HER!
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>>35736729
Rolling.

I wonder if our madness poison will do anything.
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>>35736729
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>>35736729

Well, this is horrifying
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Lotta anons need to chill
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>>35736804
That's it!

Maybe we unlocked the path of Horror!
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>>35736754
As quickly as we need to. Was typing a bit too fast to add that in, and forgot to include it. Sorry for the confusion
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>>35736811

Oh, alright.
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>>35736859
I just worry about stuff like this all the time. I can't ever really differentiate between when you're trying to subtly hint at stuff and when you just make typos or small errors. Ever since Loki's bullshit in the science wing, I'm paranoid as fuck about this stuff and trying to catch it.
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>>35736665
We may have eaten it's "hunger" instincts and "upgraded" our Hollow hunger instincts as well.

Maybe we'll get something good out of ??? and eating enough angels.
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>>35736907
Indeed. Having the hunger back is interesting..
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>>35736907

Well, so far we've seen that Hollows are kinda versatile spirit-beings, at least in the case of Risa. It can eat a whole lotta shit and digest it and make it safe for integration into the Hollows' being (exception being Old One plot rocks), while making the Hollow's future powers take on aspects of what it has eaten in the past.

But I wonder if there's anything worthwhile at the endgame of the "pure" Hollow path.
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>>35736971
Ask plantbro.
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>>35736907
Azure did previously describe Hollows as "parasitic", so who knows.
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>>35736971
There is somethign worthwhile at the end of All the paths I'm sure.

Old one is bears. Avoid.
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>>35737020
I think we prevent enough forest fires we might get on their good side
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>>35736971
The ceros are "pure" hollow right up until Revelation, and if you think about it, then Revelation being everything is Hollow as fuck since it's based on Risa's discography of murder.
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>>35737020
>Old one is bears. Avoid.
Nah
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>>35737046
Watch yourself Anon.
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>>35737090
That sounds like Bearist propaganda to me boy. You an't a bear is you?
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>>35736744
Yes
Yessssss
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>>35737116
Old One rock isn't bears.
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>>35736729
I feel the need to roll, been missing too many threads to graduate stuff.
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>>35737144
Of course not Anon! I never seen a bear in my life. Honest truth!
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>>35737020
>>35737090
I think we should go for the Angel route. The Lords Divine Judgment will surely see us through the end days.
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>>35737250
Nah. Hollow is good. We're a hollow. It's what we are.
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>>35737267
I'll agree that angel isn't the end, in this very hypothetical choice that we won't ever have to make, but I'd prefer old one or god then hollow.
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>>35737353
God hollow sounds good.
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>>35737391
Works for me.
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You scurry along the ground, leaping back and forth to avoid her attacks. You get close enough then send out your tails, each of the tips burning with cero energy. Insane laughter fills the area as your assault drives the angel back. She screams in irritation and sends out what looks like a silvery fog from her wings. Your eyes do some weird zoom thing, and you see that the fog is actually powerfully charged angel steel flakes which will tear you up. You laugh, then dream walk close to her and pounce.

The shards still carve pieces out of you, but since you tackle the angle through her own energy you are saved the worst of it. Instead the angel’s back gets turned into something like hamburger meat because of her own attack, and she screams in absolute agony as you hit the ground. Your arms and legs regrow, and you carefully run your tongue over the angel’s skin. Your tongue slinks down her shirt to coil around her body, and you can’t help but notice just how absolutely lovely her body tastes.

You trace a finger down her soft cheek, and drop the sweet tasting tear onto your long tongue. You coil an entrails forged spider leg around her legs, and pull yourself on top of her. Your hands roam freely, and you explore her every soft inch while she sobs below you. You like how much she hurts, you conclude. You dig long nails into her torn up back to draw a scream from her mouth, and slowly you burrow into her back until you find her hard, chipped spine. You cut long trails of agony along her back, and smile at her reactions.
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>>35737391
All Hollows from that point on are born with smiling masks.
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>>35737391
>>35737353
>Wanting to focus on Divine, the worst skill tree available
It's only good for how it combos with other paths.
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>>35737424
Yes. We use it to power up Hollow.
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You shiver for a moment, enjoying the sweet taste and smooth beyond reason skin, then your tails join your tongue in wrapping around the angel. You completely cover her, crush down to snap all the important things, and hear a scream of pain so honest you almost feel bad for her. Almost. You pull her in, and your cut open stomach becomes a large mouth that quickly swallows her whole.

OPTIONS APPEAR BEFORE YOU

15 SPXP
Really smooth: Steal her smoothness, will make you as soft and smooth as she was. One of the few things which will make your Old One tier legs better.
Trailing cero: Able to leave a trail in the air of 1 cero that lingers for a few moments. Can be used for a trap or something

You laugh as you push yourself up on freshly formed limbs and see a red light slam into the ground in front of your. Asmodeus stands tall, her features sharp and harsh. She takes a few steps and notice she has no limp. Uh oh.

“Did you know? Do you delight in watching me in pain?” She asks.

“Know what?” You wonder.

She sends a fist into your face, faster than you can respond to and you hit the ground. You carve a massive trench into the earth and look up confused as she is already in front of you. “How much it hurts. Every second is at least a minute of agony beyond what I can stand. Did you know? Are you mocking me?!” She shouts grabbing you by your throat and glowing, all six of her wings shimmering with crimson light.

You kick futilely, trying to get her off of you, but the block and red halo, spiked and like thorns, slowly forming above her head makes you think she is going to end you. She snarls, and the sound is like your childhood pet raping your wife while she is forced to lick you forever- oh god this hurt. “It hurts.” You say, tears forming. “It hurts! It hurts!” You shout, kicking her with each repetition of the word.
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>>35737424
Maybe if we peeked into genesis we would have some interesting options. Genesis is already interesting.
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>>35737444
Oh, fudge us in the alps.
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Azzy suddenly seems to realize something and lets you go. “No, oh Risa. I am sorry, I am so sorry. I didn’t mean to, I just. It really hurts, this wound of mine. When I come out of this I have to pay the price for it. I didn’t mean to- Are you okay?” She wonders, and the harsh edge from her tone is gone.

“You choked me you daft bint!“ You start.

You bend over on the ground and vomit loudly. Several small worms burrow into the ground, and you conclude you must have eaten an egg while devouring the alien. The parasites are gone, but they may have slightly changed something in you.

Hunger: None, for now

“Azzy, were you about to off me?” You wonder, panting heavily.

“I am sorry.” Asmodeus says holding up her hands and looking you over. “I didn’t mean it, I promise. I thought, well, irrationally you wanted to see me suffer knowing I had to unlock my power to get out of that in between place effectively. Don’t hate me, okay?” She implores. "You have been a lovely friend, and I quite enjoy your company.

You stand up and see Asmodeus seems remorseful beyond reason about how she acted for a moment, you might want to say something nice to her. Or don’t your life, mate. Also you need to choose a power/spxp and what you want to do next.

[] Say something to Asmodeus (What?)
[] Go back to see Jager, you desire being spoiled
[] Hang out with Azzy more
[] Other, please specify
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>>35737444
>15 SPXP
I'm really tempted by the smooth.

Also, we're fucked.
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>>35737492
>[] Say something to Asmodeus (What?)
explain why we had to ditch her. seeing one of our best gal pals as food is big no no and a slight PANIC causer

>[] Other, please specify
hug
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>>35737444
>Really smooth

>>35737492
I'll second
>>35737528
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>>35737492
I hope Azzy knows about the breeding cycle of these aliens. Seems like something she would know about. I get the feeling we will be seeing a few angely types soon enough.
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>>35737492

> Smoothness, for reasons

> [] Kill the fucking parasites.
> [] Hang out with Azzy
We need to talk about Jager
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>>35737492
>Smooth
[] Go back to see Jager, you desire being spoiled
Azzy not so snazzy
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>>35737492
>[x]It's okay, I was sort of a jerk for leaving you in the hole anyways, but I saw you as food!
>Walking drumsticks, Azzy!

Oh yeah.

>Several small worms burrow into the ground,
Oh sweet lord no.
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>>35737492
>[] Say something to Asmodeus (What?)
Explain that we had to leave or we would have tried to eat her in a non-sexual way.

also
>Really smooth: Steal her smoothness, will make you as soft and smooth as she was. One of the few things which will make your Old One tier legs better.
Just because
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>>35737444
>15 SPXP
>Really smooth: Steal her smoothness, will make you as soft and smooth as she was. One of the few things which will make your Old One tier legs better.
>Trailing cero: Able to leave a trail in the air of 1 cero that lingers for a few moments. Can be used for a trap or something

Really smooth is tempting (as was ink squirt) and trailing cero ain't half bad either but....

15 spxp is my choice
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>>35737492
Spxp. Even if the smoothness is tempting. Maybe that can be added to the pastebin.

"The alien was parasitic. It made my tummy get far too rumbly, reminded me of when I was wandering through Hueco. It hurt so damn much, and I had to...to just eat, you know? You were one of the things that were on the potential snack list, and it was either run or try and eat you, Azzy."
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>>35737492
Smooth.
Ask her if she knows anything about how we felt, the hunger, and say that it clouded our judgement.
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>>35737444
>ink squirt 2.0
Oh boy...

>>35737492
>Azzy choked us because legrage
>Made us puke out the parasites
...based Azzy?

>[] Say something to Asmodeus
We don't hate her brother and he sorta lightbrung us. That sucked a hell of a lot more than the choking.
Anyways we just didn't wanna attack and try to eat her. No way we'd have succeeded, but shit still would not have been cash.
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>>35737444
>Really smooth
We need to let Risa have some more practical rewards. What does this unlock? Smoother tails. Fucking better tails. Come on.

Also,
>Azzy snapping
Not surprised. We don't surround ourselves with many calm collected and overall well meaning people.
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>>35737492
[] Say something to Asmodeus (I'm sorry Snazzy Azzy, I didn't want to eat you! *hugs*)
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>>35737444
>>35737492
Not sure which to link..

>Really Smooth: Steal; her smoothness

>Cuddle. Also.. please don't kill us.
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>>35737492
>>35737444
>15 SPXP

Huh. I thought you said that only 'good' angels got halos? What's Azzy doin with a halo?
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>>35737599
>>Several small worms burrow into the ground,
>Oh sweet lord no.
Just another player in the game. Far too late for this one to start up though.
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>>35737641
>calm collected and overall well meaning people
It's either calm and collected, or well meaning.
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>>35737492

> [] "No worries, love, we're all made here. Sorry to leave you in a twist, but whatever I ate made you look a tad to delectable in too many of the wrong ways. Had to find a stand in, still might have to find a doctor to get dewormed."
> "Jager's got this fist that ought to do it. Punched some bits from you and Lucy outta me. That was before we almost got killed by Mendel again."
> "By the way, reasonably concerned that Jager was a Nazi in a past life. Crazy bitch tried to shoot me with a planet. Long and short is, no hard feelings, but we need to talk. Let's find some place for tea shall we?"
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>>35737672
so nip it in the bud before it gets greebly.
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SPXP
>>35737500
>>35737602
>>35737604
>>35737665

Smooth skins
>>35737588
>>35737591
>>35737601
>>35737605
>>35737641

Close, some undecideds. Like me. Dem legs man.
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>>35737665
It is more like her halo got broken and warped into something like horns. Good angels get the full circle, a broken/perverted circle is for the fallen
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>>35737728
Vote FOR SMOOTH! WE can rub them on JAGERS ABS! we can get SPXP from other things. Smooth legs never again!
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>>35737492
SPXP
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>>35737444
>Really smooth
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>>35737444
Really Smooth

>>35737492
Explain about the whole starvation thing, preferably. Then let's go see Jager.
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Looks like smooth is winning? Writing now.
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>>35737492
>Smooth
>[] Other, please specify
Gank those worms
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>>35737444
>>35737492
>15 SPXP
>[] Other, please specify
Should we cero the shit out of the ground to try to get the worms?
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>>35737684
Ehh, I'm not too sure. Could just be Azures choice of words.
These things aren't too strong anyway, and the're just worms.
What's the worst that could happen?
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Those worms are tenacious little fuckers. I'm impressed.
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>>35737777

We should, now. Maybe get Azzy to help. I want a half mile radius atomized so we never have to deal with another batch of those little fuckers again.
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>>35737827
I think we need to go to the vet, because we still might have some worms.
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>>35737781
The made us super hungry and are the dominant species on their planet, asking that is like asking what could go wrong? your tempting fate mate.
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>>35737848
>>35737681

This addresses that rather nicely.
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>Players in a quest are a parasite on reality itself
>Irrational fear of parasites
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>>35737781
the faggots just want to live in fear.

AE throws in a line to assuage the paranoia
>The parasites are gone
but it only strengthens it apparently

>but the burrow worms into teh ground

Jager can build a wormicide if she wants it hard enough.

Fantasic voyage/Journey to the center of the Risa sounds fun too
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>>35737880
>Irrational
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>>35737880
Fear of parasites that mess us up and can mess up our shit. Yes, yes we are.
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>>35737904
I'll live in fear and you can't stop me!
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>>35737745
What would a Risa halo look like?
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>>35737947
A section of large intestine from latest kill and gravity manipulation.

It would drip blood on to her face and ruin her shirt. And then Jager would have to throw it in the wash.
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>>35737947
Likely spreads insanity in a wide area and is formed from non-euclidean pleasure/pain.
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>>35737947
Ceros bent into a ring around a small black hole?
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>>35737947
A purple mobius strip
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>>35738011
>Halo manifests above Risa's head
>She starts freaking out
>"EW EW EW EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME JAGER HELP HELP!!!!"
>Running around trying not too look at it
>Keeps looking at it and dry heaving
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>>35738062
What a life
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“Oi, your brother lightbrung” brought “whatever me, and I honestly don’t hate him. It hurt bad?” You ask.

“Like you wouldn’t believe.” Asmodeus answers. “For every second I am in this form I must spend a minute in agony beyond absolute. For every minute an hour, for every hour a day, for every day a week, for every week a month, for every month a year, every year a decade, every decade, well, I suspect you get the idea.” She explains.

“Didn’t know that, and I didn’t mean to leave you, you know. Got some weird rumblies, and I was about to eat you.” You say.

She gets a strange look. “You mean eat or, perhaps, you and I were to spend a night enjoying each others company? Because I certainly wouldn’t have objected to one of those.” She says.

“Like I eat you, and you become part of me.” You explain.

“That is much less delicious than what I had in mind.” She sighs.

“Figured it might be. Anyway, I had the rumblies for some angels, and I got me some angels.” You say.

She nods slowly and taps her chin. She seems deep in thought, but then snaps her fingers and seems confident. “Though the other way could be lewd too.” She explains.

“Not- Okay. Anyway, I’m not even a little mad you know.” You say ruffling her red hair.

She pulls you into a hug and oh momma that feels flrglehrfpffffttttt. She pets your long violet hair, the smell of strawberries making your eyes heavy, and your body all sort of woobly. “Thank you Risa. I am sorry for losing my cool.” She explains before placing a kiss on your softer than should be possible cheek that hrrrft.

“Anyway, I should go see Jager, want to come?” You ask.

She makes a troubled face. “I would rather exit this form soon and I would, ah, rather you not see me in pain. I might ask something unreasonable from you while in agony that I would come to regret.” Just like you in that biker bar when you were 16.
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“Before we go.” You say stabbing your regrown tails into the ground. “Mind helping me purge the ground?”

You and azzy both clear the area as best you can, though you will never know if you got them all. You conclude you will have to live in constant paranoia about evil wiggle worms and say farewell to Asmodeus. You go back to the shrine and find Jager. She is laying on her bed reading a book, so you flop down, and quickly bury your head in her lap. She glances down at you and asks “And how was your day?”

You explain your day to her, not sparing any details because it is Jager bombs. She nods, and then furrows her brow in concern. “Hey, is Asmodeus okay?” She asks.

“Sure, she is one of the fallen right? She said she didn’t want me to look at her.” You explain.

“Is she a teenaged boy or something?” Jager huffs annoyed.

She pets your violet hair, slowly running her dark fingers through your silken tresses. Is that the right word? Anyway, she lightly pets your cheek, and notes how terribly soft and smooth you are. She finally looks over to the window and sighs. “Hey, maybe we should go make sure she is okay.”

“Who?” You wonder purring under Jager’s hand.

“Asmodeus.” She answers. “You know, red hair, piercings, super perverted.” She answers.

This- hold on, Jager wants to go see Asmodeus?

[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone
[] Good call! Friendship something
[] Ask her something (What?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>35738225
>You conclude you will have to live in constant paranoia about evil wiggle worms
FUCK
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>>35738175
>Just like you in that biker bar when you were 16.
Slander and lies! Risa regrets nothing
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>>35738225
>[] Good call! Friendship something
Let's go make sure snazzy-azzy is ok!
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>>35738225
>[] Good call! Friendship something

Azzy would relish Jagerbombs in her lair
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>>35738225
[] Ask her something (What?) You.. want to see Azzy?

All of my Waaah?
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>>35738225
>, though you will never know if you got them all. You conclude you will have to live in constant paranoia about evil wiggle worms
I'm scared
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>>35738236
It was a boring afternoon with gangsters playing checkers.
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>>35738225

>[x] Other, please specify

Whatever we end up doing, I propose that we first rub a Smooth'd face on Jager abs to check if she is the real Jager. The smoothiness will help us detect any inconsistencies or what have you. Of course, this is assuming that Risa has done this so many times that she can detect ab impurities at 1 Part per Trillion Jagers.
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>>35738225
>[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone

If RISA would regret what Azzy would want. Jager sure as hell would Danger Avoid.
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>>35738225

> [] Good call! Friendship something.
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>>35738225
Jager that sounds like an awesome way to get choked. Do you want to get choked? Or perhaps beaten with a cane?

More brilliant plans from Veloces Lets-Just-Eat-An-Archangel-What's-The-Worst-That-Could-Happen Jager, bringing you such classics as "Purge the parasites now without explaining that even though it totally looks like murder, it really isn't. Plant and Sin-Fin will understand" and "I should just die on the floor instead of activating second release. Yeah. That's a good idea."
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>>35738225
>[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone

Though.. either way

>>35738284
We neeeeed to rub the Jager abs.
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>>35738225
>[x] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone

Azzy usually knows what she's talking about. This might be one of those things where you isolate yourself in an impenetrable vault or room so that you don't hurt anyone while all the ages-old Pain and stuff gets purged.
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>>35738254
>>35738267
>>35738329
Guys... Azzy Straight up warned us to stay away.

Jager is pulling the helpful but no concern for safety thing again.

We do not want to rescue her AGAIN.
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Remember the last time we were around Azzy when her leg was acting up? It wasn't even the super pain from using the spell thing, that was just a regular bad day. And that shit wasn't cool.
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>>35738225

> [] "Jager, we've been friends for a long time, and you've always told me not to ask about your past, but if I found out something accidentally... something about the person you used to be, would you want to know, even if it was something bad? I don't want an answer now, just think about it for me, please."
> Then it's off to Azzy's. We live in dangerous times and all that.
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>>35738225
>she lightly pets your cheek, and notes how terribly soft and smooth you are

I laughed, thinking 'I guess that's worth 15 SPXP'.
Then I considered that SPXP isn't really that valuable anyway.
Then I wondered why I was following quests and getting excited about imaginary things.
Then I remembered that's the whole point.
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>>35738438
>SPXP isn't really that valuable anyway
You wot m8?
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>>35738225
>[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone
Danger detector going off.
True form and that.
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>>35738455
Since they are just random ass numbers.
Before remembering I enjoy random numbers
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>>35738438
My god... that other angel had incredibly smooth cheeks... we should rub them again! FOR SCIENCE!
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>>35738225
>[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone
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>>35738517
It's too dangerous anon, you know not what you do!
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>>35738225
>nah, Azzy wants to be alone right now
>so, tactfully talking about another deworming?
>Less tactfully talking about Nazis.
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>>35738559
I DO IT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE AND SMOOTH SOFT THINGS! YOU FOOL HAVE YOU NO DRIVE? DO YOU NOT WISH TO SEE THE GREATEST OF ALL THINGS?!
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“You want to go see Asmodeus?” You ask confused.

Jager blinks. “Well, she is sort of weird, dangerous, and kind of really perverted but she isn’t a bad person. She is strange, but I think she wants to care about us in her own way. If someone likes you that much you should at least try and be friends.” She explains.

She makes friends way easier than you, how does she do it?! You narrow your gaze in suspicion before pressing your cheek against her abs. You rub up and down and feel her wiggle in a way you would be really interested in if you had a sex drive. You look up to her with flushed cheeks and seem confused. “You are the real Jager.” You conclude.

“Of course I am.” She answers tilting her head.

If you used your legs you would get a better feel for her, but decide your cheek will have to do. “She did say she wants to be alone, and I think respecting that is probably the best thing we can do right now.”

Her abs tense, and you feel the fine muscles underneath. Jager lets out a hum of thought. “Yeah, I guess so. Hey, are you using some new lotion or something? It’s really working well for you.” She explains.

“Or something” You reply placing a hand on her thigh to brace yourself while you rub forcefully against her gorgeous stomach.

You conclude she is the real Jager then push up to…

[] Ask her something (What?)
[] tell her you are going to see someone (Who?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>35738789
>the smooth isn't in the pastebin
Sadness overwhelms me. Tuck me in and let me die.
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>>35738789
>[] tell her you are going to see someone (Who?)
I'll give it a go then.
Lets see the Quincy family. Our two stolen daughters need their real mom. Then we see Corn god.
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>>35738830
it's mid thread, calm down. he'll update it after the thread.
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>>35738789

Honestly, this whole delay for Asmodeus shouldn't take more than a few hours, based on her time of transformation.

> [] "Jager, we've been friends for a long time, and you've always told me not to ask about your past, but if I found out something accidentally... something about the person you used to be, would you want to know, even if it was something bad? I don't want an answer now, just think about it for me, please."

> And then, I don't know, looking in on the loki-tron, see if there are still human children wandering about.
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>>35738789
>[x] Other

We should do something with Ryoko. Like another movie night or something. Haven't seen her around here lately, and she wants Risa-Sempai to notice her and stuff, yeah?
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>>35738789
>>35738878
>>35738896

Seconding these
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>>35738878
Isn't the lokitron in that science person's space pocket?
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>>35738789
>[] Ask her something (What?)
have you ever considered wearing nazi fetish outfits?
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>>35738789
>jäger, can you deworm me again
>nazi fetishized costume?
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>>35738789
>tfw too incompetent to think of things to say
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>>35738789
>Find best scrub.

Where.. the hell is she..
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“"Jager, we've been friends for a long time, and you've always told me not to ask about your past, but if I found out something accidentally, something about the person you used to be, would you want to know, even if it was something bad? I don't want an answer now, just think about it for me, please." You say.

“huh? What’s this all about then? I thought I would just lay in bed and enjoy how soft and smooth you are, and suddenly you pull this out on me? Ah ha, I’m not sure. Let me think about it okay?” Jager asks looking confused.

“Sure, as long as you like, just keep it in mind, alright?” You ask.

She nods and you nod in return, slowly certain you saved the Jager, saved the world. “I should probably make sure Ryoko hasn’t made a shrine to me, right? Maybe catch a flick?” You wonder.

“That would be nice of you.” Jager says smiling.

You leave the room with Jager in tow, her evidently trying to make it a girl’s night, then look to the entrance of the shrine as something weird tickles your nose. You glance around for what it is, yet see nothing, then a single heavy pod drops from high orbit into the shrine. You cover your eyes, then when the dust clears look up to see a rather simple looking robot. It pushes itself out of the small crater and locks on to you. You ready your energy, but instead of a gun it makes a small speaker. “Testing, testing.” Mendel says. “Ah, can you hear me?” She wonders.

“What do you want?” You ask, annoyed she interrupted your Jager/Ryoko trying to make them cool with each other because peanut butter time.

“Wonderful, simply wonderful. I felt I should explain something to you Risa. I don’t take rejection well.” She explains.

“Well, good on you then. Can I go?” You ask.
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Instead of an answer you smell Natsuki exit the shrine and walk over to you. She stands in front of the gate with an annoyed look on her face, and you look over to her in confusion. “What are you doing then?” You ask.

“My job. Angels are on their way, and I said I would take care of it.” She says.

“You don’t listen!” Mendel shouts and you have to look back at her. “I always told you, but you never listened to me! Now look where you are! I could have helped you! We could have helped each other!” She spits. “Now, now I have to get a little serious. God Risa, how I wish we could have been together.” She sighs.

Lewd. You had just finished making that observation when the robot sends a weird wave of energy at natsuki. She shudders and falls to her knees, then shakes her head and pushes herself back up. “You alright?” You ask.

“Anti Angel wave, only works once. For this lot it should be enough to-“ She pauses and narrows her eyes. She takes a few steps back and shakes her head. “Ara, ara. This is rather bad, isn’t it?” She asks.

You smell the air and suddenly you are hit by an energy you are too familiar with. Pure, honest, and frankly a bit childish, the form of Gabriel cements itself in your mind leading the angels. You sag a little, annoyed that you have to deal with him, then stand straight up again. “Alright ya bastard. I can at least bravely run away.”

“You don’t listen. Why don’t you listen to me? I said I don’t take it well.” Mendel repeats.
“Wie rafft’ ich mich auf in der Nacht, in der Nacht,
Und fühlte mich fürder gezogen,
Die Gassen verließ ich, vom Wächter bewacht,
Durchwandelte sacht
In der Nacht, in der Nacht,
Das Tor mit dem gotischen Bogen.” She repeats, like a command really, and you look confused.
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Fucking Mendel.
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A gauntlet clad fist slams through your hollow hole holding your plot rocks. You look down, and the ravenous world breaking energy cuts the fabric of reality around you enough to really make you concerned about the well being of the world. You glance back at Jager, her eyes pure and resolute, as the metal clad fist screams in pain at the reality of what has just happened. She pulls back, and the rocks come free before melding with her gauntlet, giving her machinery a beautiful violet glow.

You double over and vomit, your body no longer stabilized by the plot rock. You put a leg under yourself and manage to charge zeros in your legs. You pant and glare at the machine. “You think this will stop me, you daft fuck? I will win, and I will find you.” You say. “When I do, I swear to Bopfrod, I will hurt you in every way imaginable. I will give you my attention.” You say.

“You aren’t listening.” Mendel says.

You look confused, then smell reality buckle as something massive presses against it. You look around you, but you cannot tell exactly what is causing the strain on the world. It smells like a tower is built to defy a flood, that a rebel is born to fight a king he loves, like a star is born in a universe that has since only known blackness. Lucifer is pressing against the glass, it seems.

Well

Well fuck

Hollow Quest Redux 113 End!

Okay, here seems a good place to stop, so why don’t we? Loved how active the thread felt! Still around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc.
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>>35739693
FUCKING DAMNIT GOD FUCKING DAMIT! WHY IS JAGER STILL A GODDAMN EVIL NAZI BULLSHIT WHATEVER FUCKIGNG DAMNIT FUCK
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>>35739693
So...
A 4 way?
I can get into it.
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>Jagernazi round 2
>Mendel mendelling
>Gabriel is coming
>Lucifer pressing his titties against window
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>>35739693
>accusations
Where did you hide Ryokos body?!
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>>35739693

Goddamit. Can't we ever be allowed to actually do damage control and build up without something immediately related going wrong? I fucking knew it from the second we bothered mentioning Nazis, this shit was bound to happen.

> Why did we let Mendel finish talking?
> Why did we let the robot attack our scrub?
> Why did we let it make it's little rhym in german?

Risa doesn't listen. Risa doesn't wait. Risa smashes, since apparently that's the only thing she has the attention span for.
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>>35739693
So Jager just ate our plot rock.. Are we in Jagers glove... or are we now God rockless?

I fucking like Jager but this is bullshit. I mean christ Maybe we should just kill her goddamnit.
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>>35739772
That is a surprisingly expressive pic for our current situation.
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>>35739693
Lucy's coming? Great, He's going to keep his word and vaporize the host.

Before or after he slaughters us for the Old One rock.
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>>35739693
So we should have Gone to Azzy? Did we not Save Jager from the Nazi's ... I mean Christ. If Mendel just has a JAGER EVIL SWITCH...
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>>35739783
I think our problem is that we want to have a base and home with minions, we really do, but we have to way to protect them and we are terrible at managing our enemies.
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>>35739785
>>35739821
Both me.. first post told me it didn't send.
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>>35739693
thanks for running

Luci can't get here fast enough

Mendel dies screaming.

we're screening Jager next time, permission be damned.
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>>35739693
I need a strong drink
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>>35739785
>>35739821

I'm a little weary of this, too. I mean, we get told we saved Jager, yet we didn't.

I almost didn't want to say this, but chugga-chugga fucking choo-choo.
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>>35739693
I want to rip out Mendel's tongue and beat her to death with it.
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>>35739861
YOU HAVE SAVED THE JAGER! RANDOM RHYME IN GERMAN! JAGER IS A NAZI AND HAS STOLEN ALL YOUR POWER!
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I'm still worried about worms guys.
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>>35739887

Oh, and Lucifer is here too. But you just conveniently lost the majority of your power. Whoops! Sucks to be you.
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>>35739693
This is the kind of thing I want Toothy Grin. It'll let us debuff every enemy here at the start of the next fight.

Anybody else wanna get it?
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>>35739897
Worms... really? All this shit happens.. and your concern is the worms?
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Somehow this is Loki's fault.
Call me paranoid but you can't deny the facts.
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>>35739861
I voted to screen her mind, not my fault wolfu's feelings take priority with the playerbase.


>>35739919
yeah, sure why not?
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Ah, I should say the next thread, if I do not decide to run one tomorrow, will be Risa Schrodinger's Halloween Holloween Spooktacular so, you know, that's a thing.
>>35739730
>>35739785
Since when were you under the impression that I was under the impression that etc etc.

Honestly the pod did more than just grab her.
>>35739774
With a man in a train by the plane in the rain.
>>35739783
Risa does sometimes stop to dramatically explain her intentions, or to listen to people if she thinks they are sort of scrubby

How do you mean build up/damage control? You already made Mendel plenty mad.
>>35739785
Inside Jager's glove? L-lewd!

Imagine getting her nazi half on your side.
>>35739821
It is nothing that complex
>>35739842
Thanks for playing!
>>35739859
I left my beer in the freezer too long and it half froze, so now I wait for it to thaw. This is suffering.
>>35739861
>>35739887
>>35739913
Sorry you feel this is railroaded, but I am giving the least amount of guides I feel necessary to keep the plot moving and stay true to the characters.
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This might be all part of Nazi human Jaeger's plan that she subverted from Mendel while she was rearranging her gloves during the thread after she rejected Mendel. I don't honestly think she was stalling for time so the angel abominations would kill, I think Nazi was rearranging Jaeger somehow/
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>>35739919
2nd
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>>35739919
Sure. But only because of what's coming, not because I like it or anything.
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>>35739602
>>35739659
>>35739693
Is it just me that's getting increasingly annoyed with Mendel for complaining we never listen to her? Because most of our Mendel-related problems come about because we stand around just listening to her for no apparent reason.
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>>35739942

We clearly express our huge anger and frustration at having to outplay Mendel, and then get told that we did everything right to save Jager, but then you turn around and pull an asspull of all asspulls when clearly we're getting weary of dealing with all of this Aizen-tier bullshit planning?

Jesus Azure, get a fucking clue. I don't care how fucking intelligent or keikakku doori Mendel is, when your players are frustrated and drained by something specific, is it really a good idea to keep poking them with the same situation over and over?

Goddamn. I love you Azure, but sometimes you make me wish I could punch people over the internet.
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>>35739919
yes
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>>35739942
Inside Jagers gloves - I mean are we still our plot rock... or is it now NOT our plot rock?

Have we been de-godified? Did Jager just eat our powers and we're just a hollow?
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>>35733609
>Old one is permanent. It will never go away barring the recreation of the universe, you, and time
>>35739693
>The plotrock is. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
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>>35739942

You know, not gonna lie, the ending posts killed it for me. A little slice of life, a little trying to make the right decisions, a little bit of making the wrong ones anyway because you made it "in character". All of that leading up to another series of things exploding regardless of anything we might have done.

You can ramble on about responsibilities. You can say we've earned every lump we are about to get, but honestly, this was too much. I appreciate your writing. I appreciate your time and effort spent running these threads, but this latest "tweest" is not something I enjoy.
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>>35739919
>>35739940
>>35739949
>>35739988
>>35740004
You can survive without it, but if you want it sure.
>>35740003
Is it really that much of a problem? We can retcon, god forbid, or play on as is and I can slide through if it is absolutely intolerable but I thought it would be fun, and it made sense.
>>35740008
It is still your plotrock ,just held in a field of antiuniverse, and can not return to you as it would like.
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>>35740076
Don't be silly. We're now a Risa battery.

>>35740003
Mendel always fails in the end, but she keeps getting back up. What, you /weren't/ expecting Mendel to pull this off?

We will break her like we always do. That is what it means to have a recurring nemesis.
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>>35740102
>,just held in a field of antiuniverse
I can't even be mad at this point. I'm just sitting here laughing at how Jager somehow went from SPIKES NIGGA SPIKES ERRYWHEERE to out-bullshitting Aizen himself.
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>>35740102
>You can survive without it, but if you want it sure.
I want it.
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>>35740102
I just hate the constant betrayal from Jager. It's a massive headache. It makes sense I suppose but it's fucking bitter.

The line "JAGER IS SAVED" lulled a lot of people into fucking around and having a play date instead of getting Jager a deep brain scan.
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>>35740102
I could play on.
>>35740138
>out-bullshitting Aizen himself.
Don't be silly, Aizen is small time compared to Tsukishima bullfuckery.
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>>35740102
>You can survive without it, but if you want it sure.
I don't.
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>>35740102
Get TG
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>>35739942
peeps be trippin' cuz there's no cuddling this thread.

we had plenty of chances to scan Jager for tampering.

we're gonna get our plotrock back, save the wolfu again, screen her brain for Mendel patented mind lice this time, have tea with Luci, two sugars and and a splash of MENDEL'S BLOOD.
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>>35740102

You've set the table. You've drawn the lines. I don't want to go back, but I don't have much interest in going forward with this oversaturated series of events. But you know, what? You've solved your own problems.

Let your tech wizard god duke it out with the celestial choir and let them try to duke it out with Lucifer. Mendel always has a plan. She always has unlimited resources. Don't pull her unlimited punches to make us feel useful, just don't give her enough to win, and let all these problems solve themselves.
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>>35740213
>implying Mendel is destined to lose
>implying she doesn't have a fair chance of stomping us
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>>35740207
Or what I fear and fucking loathe is that Jager will become a big bad with our plot rock and the GET YOUR PLOTROCK BACK AND SAVE THE WAIFU FOR THE NEXT 30 THREADS ARC BEGINS!

>>35740213
Risa! Impotent or incompetent! BOTH!
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>>35740102

Retconning is not the way to go, as strongly as I feel on the subject. But you told us that we saved Jager, and I took that at face value. I assumed that anything that we ultimately won this round, and hoped against all hope that we wouldn't have to deal with a frustrating betrayal at a critical point in time.

I know we joke a lot about Loki and stuff, but Paranoia and distrust of the QM/DM is *NOT* a good thing to foster in your players. If we can't trust that you're being honest with us, then I can't see how this is going to continue without every little action being microanalyzed to hell and back.

This Mendel shit feels too much like Players VS DM. Only the DM is Kubo, who is writing Bleach. And the protagonists aren't the players.
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>>35740213
Okay, make it easy on yourself and walk away.
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The only reason you people don't like Mendel is because killing her contraptions gives us nothing but salty tears and asshurt. I bet if there was even just a cosmetic benefit to slaughtering robots, you'd not give a single fuck about her throwing the legion of robodoom at us.
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>>35740102
Our objective again is now SAVE JAGER! I mean she's literally the single most important person to Risa. So thread or what have you... we're going to be tearing ass to get Jager.
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>>35740321

Honestly, perhaps we should just eat her and save us and Risa the trouble. I'm getting real tired of this.
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>>35740248
I doubt Jager will become the big bad. You need to simmer down, you're coming off as a guy whose just asshurt bad things happened.
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>>35740368
Yep. I'm Asshurt. Fully admit. "Jager was saved" and we're immediately dealing with Nazi evil unsaved Jager.

Gonna stay asshurt and bitchty till next thread at the very least.
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>>35740255
>But you told us that we saved Jager, and I took that at face value.
But we did. We saved her personality from being obliterated by her former self, which there would be no recovery from. This program? Jaeger can recover from.

I do have to agree with Jaeger being a damsel too often.
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>>35739999
See my biggest objection to Mendel saying we don't listen is that she doesn't make any fucking sense. Like the things she says are just empty taunts showing how much smarter and more-connected she is than us, without any way to put them together in a way that makes sense.

And it's becoming increasingly clear that AE thinks we SHOULD have been able to solve the mystery of Mendel and that he explained everything, and now he's giving us all this shit because he doesn't think we've been playing smart enough.

Which is bullshit due to how manipulative the player-QM interface is, amongst other issues.
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>>35740172
If it is any consolation, German poems were Mendel's plan Q or R and not designed to be particularly effective in the long run.
>>35740172
You did save Jager. There was a chance Jager could have been fully locked in Nazi mode, then maybe you go to save her, but you fear she may be too far gone, or slightly pull her back from mendel's grip, \or something equally dramatic.
>>35740213
I do have a plan, I have a few plans actually which will allow Risa to escape from this with little to no loss. Or she can lose it and absolutely bad things can happen, which will then likely just cost the players something. Seriously, I like to think I am a pretty allowing guy about this stuff.
>>35740248
There will be no save the waifu arc, that I can promise. At best I can manage save the waifu updates. Three or four tops.
>>35740255
I agree about retconning, and you did save her from Mendel making her super nazi jager. Did she leave something small behind because she is a bitter crazy woman? Yeah, that is something that happened because she is a bitter crazy woman.

I am sorry you took it that way, but I was being as honest as possible without revealing everything at once. I can't just say "Oh, you saved Jager but I wonder what Mendel put in her mind while she was pod people HINT HINT HINT" because that seriously kills any sense of tension the quest has. Me keeping things like that from the players is not QM vs players I think.
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>>35740412

She's a Damsel in distress who has every opportunity to get gud and to keep up with her best friend or possibly surpass her. But she staunchly refuses to answer the call to arms, and in doing so jeopardizes everything that she holds dear.

Tragic? Yes. Absolutely. Frustrating for the players? Ditto. We're trying our damndest to save her and coincidentally the people/world she cares about, and all she does is bake cookies and get mind-controlled or kidnapped or try to kill her friends.
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>>35740241
>>35740102

>>35740241

No, I'm saying that he has to "make" her lose, because he's built an obnoxious construct who should win but whose presence I don't think a large portion of us enjoy. She has a gadget for this, an army for that, seemingly knows everything about everything that is going on. Her power as our opponent has been nigh well limitless. We've obviously just been too stupid to jam with her terrible personality.

Biggest decision on alliances you could ever make for the coming war? Obviously it will fuck the players forever if they mess with her? Let's hinge it on asking a deranged psychopath for something I apparently don't need just so that I can draw "muh war lines". She asks why, better give her some trite shit like "You just can't understand my genius." Plans within plans within plans and all of them always pan out because that's how they are designed by the author.

Well, guess what? She can just as easily have a plan for this. Might as well make it one that fixes the present situation but leaves her less prone to fuck with us specifically afterward. As is though? I don't know how you expect to run this series of events without just sidelining us. Super Nazi Jager (who we supposedly "saved") should have just left us laid over for the following act.
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>>35740442
I mean FUCK, we wanted to be friends with her first, but she was too busy blaming us for causing Ragnarok, even though we tried to fix that. She's the one who scorned us first, which makes her trying to blame is with this incessant bombardment of attacks just stupid.

Especially because I'm pretty sure taking her out will also lock us out of any way of Earth/humanity surviving the endgame due to additional bullshit.
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>>35740469

Oh, so we saved her, just not saved her enough, then? Should we be suspicious about Ryoko stabbing us in the back because she'll get pissed about that time we first approached her and unwittingly pissed her off and didn't apologize good enough?
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>>35740472
>But she staunchly refuses to answer the call to arms
Dude, you remember the fucking spaceship after Jaeger got supercharged?

And how her Nazi side is super-competent? Releasing any of that on the world to practice controlling her powers is simply not an option.
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>>35740469
I get the Nazi programming thing. Leaving something behind was apparently totally gank Risa of her abilities. It's pretty harsh and I hope we can overcome it. Anyway thanks for running dude. I'm going to go take some ibuprofen. My heads killing me after this shit.
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>>35740475
Everything about Mendel seems really arbitrary sometimes. Like why the fuck was that the last straw, and why couldn't she ever have been true with us?
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>>35740442
Anonymous, I am going to tell you this because it is probably needed to be heard.

Mendel is a crazy person. Most of everyone in this quest is a crazy person in some way or another. Mendel has her job because she does know how to make things like giant anti god robots, but the world governments only hired her because there were two apocalypses going on, and all hell was literally breaking loose.
>>35740522
You did save her, and I am not certain why you are drawing a connection to Ryoko when she was never a pod person.
>>35740577
Ah, I am sorry to hear your head hurts. Thanks for playing
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>>35740559

Maybe if she actually tried reaching deep inside herself and did some training shit or anything to help, maybe she wouldn't use any of that to try to destroy the world?

For crying out loud, the only time Jager is good at doing anything is when we're about to die or when she's doing her damndest to kill us. I like wolfu as much as anyone else, but holy shit this is just getting redundant.
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>>35740522
We should have taken the Brain 90% shit more seriously but everyone would rather go out and play with Azzy then actually handle the problems we've got.
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>>35740605

But we don't know if Ryoko was a pod-person before Risa went into the world of the living. Mendel's got so many plans, she would almost have certainly tagged anyone with any potential of developing strong powers with some sort of latent mind-control nanomachine/virus/spirit-thing.
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>>35740605
Thanks for running!

My only problem is that Jager is starting to feel more like a burden than an ally. She can Wreck our Shit as a bad guy.. but on our side she's.. a wet noodle.

Anyway I'm going to bed. See you next thread Azure.
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>>35740646
She's going after Jager because JAger was a Nazi scientist. She's probably tried going after Risa with the mind bullshit but Risa is too crazy for any of that shit to work
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>>35740627

At this point, I'm not even sure if that would have helped. Mendel, etc. etc.
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>something bad happened

time for the playerbase or at least a very vocal minority to froth at the mouth
like this anon>>35740646
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>>35740660
Maybe.. one day Jager will save us? Sort of like the gut check she gave us?
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>>35740469

Azure, you gave us a psychopath with a limited attention span. You want us to be in character and you want the story to be meaningful. That said, you have to stop expecting Risa to make good decisions, just in character decisions. Stop expecting her to come up with a cogent plan or to know how to fix things that lie outside of her skill set.

For the record, I suggested getting her scanned by Azzy. I was the first to do so, maybe the only reason that showed up as an "other" option. That got us nowhere when that extra option got ignored. I tried dragging Azzy to Jager via dialogue and you put her out like a light for god knows what reason. Then you hit another goddamn doomsday button. The point is, you talk about us not doing something when you could have just as easily given us the time to do so and fixed this clusterfuck.
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>>35740605
I guess the thing is that for as long as we've known her, she just seemed kind of like a stressed bureaucrat than anything else, so this new lack of lucidity comes as a surprise and makes me think the things she's saying still have a basis in reality.
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>>35740698

I'm just getting so tired of Mendelisms. It breeds paranoia and distrust, and not the good types.

At best, we break even. If not, then we backslide or get delayed.
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All that this has proven to me is that i really want us to go kill Mendel asap, not because she causes us problems, but because I'm tired of her showing us for "DRAMATIC TWIST!"
Of course that wont happen because even after this shit storm of happening ends something else will show up to stop us from hunting her down.
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>>35740741
>but because I'm tired of her showing us for "DRAMATIC TWIST!"
That's the problem with being a Risa punching bag.
>something else will show up to stop us from hunting her down
Yeah, it's called "we're really tired and don't know where her base is."
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Tell you all what, since this ending seems like a sour note for everyone to leave on before the Halloween thread, if I wake up early enough tomorrow I will run another thread which will end, God willing, at a far more pleasant place. How does that sound? I would rather not have everyone worrying about it, and you all have been very supportive.

I am pretty sure Risa will be fine through this, but i can see where some people are having issues.
>>35740646
She was frozen back then.
>>35740660
Thanks for playing
>>35740707
That is the thing, I do not expect her to make plans. There is a reason psycopaths are not really as welcome in society unless they are good at hiding it. Play her as she should be! But "not making good decisions" means "bad things will happen". That's just unlife, but you have lasers to deal with it when things like that happen! You are Risa Schrodinger! You got this!
>>35740783
It might be possible to lure her to you. She does think she is the only scientist able to deal with certain things
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>>35740605

Honest solution for next chapter, we take on Jager and play with her. We get through the crazy Nazi bullshit. We play the character that should actually feel useful in this case, and we get to actually feel what it's like to be on the right side of your tremendous boner for the power of SCIENCE!
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>>35740707
Yeah that's the thing, we could have voted to tear open our stomach/blow ourselves up to get the parasite/worms, but people are content to just be awful because that's the character you're presenting them to play as.
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>>35740805
I feel like another thread so soon might be too much.

Like with your threads especially, I think they need time to digest.
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>>35740808
I run a game about ghost lasers that echo the power of beings beyond the laws of physics. My boner is unknowable
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>>35740809
Honestly We've been feeling the Hunger since we attacked Mendels base. Just saying. Once we the parasite it got worse.
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>>35740805

Azure, run when you're well-rested. Not just because me or some other anons are frustrated at Mendel, justified or not. Tempers ran a little high here, but I gripe about this shit because I like this quest.
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Thanks for the thread Azure.
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>>35740805

Azure, we just got horribly crippled by the person we tried our best to save past all the shiny buttons you kept throwing out to distract Risa. We don't "got this". Gabriel has spanked us every engagement. Mendel is obnoxiously invincible, and Jager is presently holding half our power in the palm of her hand.

Case in point, I recommend this suggestion (>>35740808).

Nazi Jager just grabbed Monologue.
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>>35740843
I agree two days in a row is a little much, but I was just concerned this vocal negative response needs to be addressed.
>>35740861
I like the quest too! I just want everyone to have as much fun as they can, and I forget that overwhelming situations we get out by the skin of our teeth is not as fun for others as it is for me.

My main concern were the comments about QM/player mentality. When it starts getting around there I worry that frustrations are running towards the meta rather than towards Mendel.
>>35740876
She isn't full Nazi though, it was just a command trigger Mendel implanted.
>>35740870
Thanks for playing!
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>>35740805
>It might be possible to lure her to you. She does think she is the only scientist able to deal with certain things
Okay.

So, we just tell Mendel to come in for one last pow-wow because we've written off Earth/our lives/the universe as unrecoverable from the Apocalypse and plan to blow up the planet for one last kick of adrenaline.

It'll probably lure everyone else.
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>>35740967
Or capture something you learn she wants because she has bases there. Or offer yourself then break out in a cool metal gear sneaking mission sort of deal. Or wait until something comes out she wants.

There are a few options.
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>>35740876
>Gabriel has spanked us every engagement
We've survived. That's a track record not many can boast.
> Mendel is obnoxiously invincible
No, she runs away all the time. She never commits. Her back is never against a wall. You have to find a way to put her against that wall.
>Jager is presently holding half our power in the palm of her hand
Explode our body at the correct time and we can regrow it from the plot rock.
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>>35741042
Pretty sure Azure said we're not connected to it.. so we can't
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>>35741042
He's just being asshurt. He doesn't to talk, he wants to bitch.

This kinda thing happens every 50-60 threads IIRC.
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>>35740989
>Or capture something you learn she wants because she has bases there.
Last time we did that, we walked around with a laser in our pants for a few threads until she decided to blow it up.
>Or wait until something comes out she wants.
That is working out so well with the that kid with the belt staying over at Azzy's.
I'm just butt hurt that it has taken people complaining about her for these "options" to show up.
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>>35740989
>>35740941

So now we've moved onto how to practice appeasement with Mendel. How about, I don't know, her realizing trying to fight the Apocalypse without us isn't going to work? Maybe then she'd be willing to try the whole alliance thing again with more trust. I realize you want to play psychopaths, but Mendel is the worst kind for us to interact with. That's because her psychosis only hinders us, not herself, and she has limitless resources to make do with.

I don't know what you mean by "She isn't full Nazi". She just punched a goddamn hole in our chest and probably isn't going to stop her rampage any time soon.

If you want to run tomorrow, I would enjoy playing more. I would also enjoy getting past this clusterfuck sooner rather than later. However, I don't want you going at a pace faster than you are comfortable with or trying to bend over backwards to please anyone. Run if you feel like it, but not before. Just do us the favor of putting off the Halloween thread until after this.
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>>35741066
>we're not connected to it..
We /should/ be the plot rock. Our consciousness is the plot rock. Risa's body should turn to dust by now, but moves because the residual go juice we have keeps a fork process of Risa running. There is probably a Risa trapped inside the plot rock staring at her body and wondering if the other half of her mind can smash the shit out of Jaeger's conditioning so she can regrow our body in peace.

If I remember correctly.
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>>35741191
I dono. I hope you're right anon.
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>>35741164
>"She isn't full Nazi"
She has only done one action and that is to punch a hole in our chest. There is a limited number of commands Jaeger can execute. We have to figure out if the rock punch was the only command.
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Sometimes, I wish that Risa would get one of these bullshit moments. Everything we've gotten so far is through blood, sweat, and tears. Perhaps at the end of one of these crises, we may be allowed significantly boost our standing in the grand scheme of things, instead of merely surviving?

Fighting the giant robot gave us faith for sure, but we can't really do anything about that. Didn't even gain any boosts from sadism during the fight.

"Saving" Jager made it so that we broke even. We even gave up the chance to get some sorely-needed upgrades. Jager apparently got a power-up, but that hasn't worked in our favor. Even her newest ability can work against us in the most effective of ways, given that she's never in control of herself when it comes to not killing Risa.
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>>35741130
These options have always been there, it's just not been particularly relevant. With the laser she accepted that it could be captured and placed a bomb in it.

With the kid she can't touch him, I mean literally at all, as long as he is in azzy's club. No sense going for the kid when she can literally never even get close to him.

>>35741164
Mendel is very Ave humanity, and has a staggering amount of trust issues. She is also very efficient and can make things that cover the bases her psychosis doesn't.

Again, as I have said a few times, it was more a command trigger, akin to hypnosis; when she hears X she will attempt Y sort of thing. If she was full Nazi she would have the uniform and have the fully might of the Nazi war machine bearing down on Risa.

But Halloween is friday! Running the day of is the best way to do things! Unless you lot won't be here
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>>35741191
If that's the case maybe we're in for another mind trip? We've saved Jager from Crazy parts of her brain before we can do it again!

>>35741236
>she isn't full nazi
My guess is she's in Nazi mode at the moment it wasn't just a "PUNCH RISA"
It's probably a full mendel drone.. or that other personality is back up and running.
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>>35741042
>>35741086

Last time we got something ripped out of us with the gauntlet, we were absolutely crippled beyond any ability to move. Gabriel also has never tried to attack us. We've only ever been in verbal confrontations with him, and those don't tend to go well when you have no leverage. However, he can go square with Azzy, and that means trouble.

As for backing Mendel against a wall, that's great and all, but I think you are putting the cart before the horse. We should probably just die from what's about to go down in our crippled state. If we somehow survive anyway, well then, if you can come up with a plan to beat her, that's great. I just don't see it happening. We don't know where she is. She apparently has nigh infinite resources (which will probably disappear as soon as she becomes an ally), but if we can find a way to make psycho play nice, I'm all for it.
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>>35741254

Or... or maybe the Risa outside of the plot-rock can have a Bleach-esque time-dilated introspection moment where she reaches into the depths of herself, finds out a profound truth or a long-lost portion of herself, accepts or rejects it, and gains a much-needed boost in killing power?
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>>35741250
Ehh.. if this proves anything Azure. Jager is love, Jager is life.
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>>35741250

Not sure if I'll be in the spirit, honestly. It doesn't work with mainstream shows, and I don't feel it works here. Save the omake for the day after, but I'd prefer not to have desert in the middle of whatever this is.
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>>35741271
>nigh infinite resources
She works for SEELE. Of course it'll disappear if SEELE disagree with her.
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>>35741250
AE, waiting for your beer to thaw would be a better use of your time right now imo.

also, the Constantine pilot aired, they reduced the annoying's girl partand practically wrote her out of the show.
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>>35741309
She is pretty sexy

>>35741343
But halloween is my favorite holiday!

>>35741382
I put it over a candle in this thing I rigged.

I will check it out when it comes on Hulu, though just hearing that makes me happy!
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>>35741271
>Last time we got something ripped out of us with the gauntlet, we were absolutely crippled beyond any ability to move.

and yet we charged Zeros in both of our legs just after it happened.
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>>35741444
Last time we was trying to disperse all our power. This time she was stealing the majority of it.
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>>35741439
mind you, the reworking is largely at the end in the bar

and the teasers for Captain Cold look GOAT
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>>35741439

Well, don't let one stick in the mud deter you from having your fun (this coming from said stick in the mud).
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>>35741460
we have 3 rocks, she stole the divine one, only four of our powers are listed as Divine and only two them are purely divine.

and weren't we all talking about how lackluster Divine was in the last thread?
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>>35741439

Are you feeling like running tomorrow? If so, I'll keep an eye out for the thread. If not, I've got plenty of work to do that might keep me far away from a computer.
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>>35740941
The thing about Mendel is that she comes across as you deciding that you need a QM mouthpiece through which to scream at the players and dispense righteous fuck-your-shits.

I know this is probably not true. I want this to not be true. I want Mendel to be acting this way because this is just how she is and not because you're bitter. I don't think you're bitter, I don't think you would do something that petty and assholish, but it's always the first thing that comes into my mind when Mendel starts Mendelling.

And as we all know, the answer to "Am I the only one who [thing]?" Is almost always no. Odds are that someone else gets similar impressions from Mendel. I'd be willing to bet that a lot of someones get similar impressions from Mendel. So then we have to ask ourself how many of them stop themselves from thinking that it's a personal attack by you against them? Half? Maybe, but even then we're still left with people who feel like you're purposefully trying to upset them for your own amusement.

The really nasty thing about this is that I don't think you should change Mendel. She is what she is and what she is is fucking infuriating and changing that would only make more people think that they were right all along, that you actually were shitting on them and are now backpeddling with Mendel.

It's going to be bloody and bitter no matter what you do, so just go with what you think is best.
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>>35741466
Well, if it is bad I will curse you silently while saying polite things about your taste online.

>>35741503
No, I want us to all have fun! I have some probably fun ideas for Halloween! Hm, maybe I will run a thread this weekend or during the week to make it end on a note I can glide into the spooktacular on.
>>35741551
I will post on twitter when I wake up if I am planning on running or not
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>>35741561
If I can say without being too rude, that QM mouthpiece comment is BS. So far Monologue and Lucifer have been accused of being QM mouthpieces, and it has never been true. I have no mouthpieces in this quest, and the character I felt closest to was the skeith user from AIDA so even as far as being able to relate to her is not quite true.

The way I am reading this is "NPCs do things I don't like so clearly the QM is bitter/angry/frustrated" Which simply isn't true. I make your enemies, but I also make your friends! Just assuming bad, scary, or difficult things happening to the main character means I hate you is, well, very incorrect.
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>>35741561
>>35741567

I just wish that we'd get thrown a bone every now and then. It just feels so incredibly frustrating; we gain tiny increases in strength, only to get smacked down as hard as we did fifty threads ago by the same person, who we gain very little from if we beat her, even if this isn't the case.

It's like facing an annoying boss who has all of these moves that can inflict grievous damage on you with little telegraphing or warning, and if you beat him he just says "Were you expecting some treasure or EXP consummate with the difficulty? TOO BAD! We just wiped your saves instead. Fag!". Then you have to do a quicktime event to prevent your saves from being deleted.
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>>35741676
Like I said, I know it's not true. When ya think about it, it doesn't make that much sense to think that way, but that doesn't stop the stupid kneejerk first reaction from being there.

Honestly not really entirely sure what I'm even trying to accomplish by saying this. I think you're more or less doing the right thing and I don't want you do nerf the shit out of Mendel or something. I guess I just felt like I needed to share my thoughts on the matter.
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>>35741745
Go to bed shitposter your're drunk.

Azure I'll watch my twitter. If you run tomorrow I'l be there.
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>>35741682
You have a small army of powerful characters, a staggering array of powers, I give free special xp at the end of threads because people said it was too hard to get (In fact, I have given it so much someone said SPXP is easy to get this very thread), I have allowed sort of restarts when you died if you sacrificed something, I make new optional powers based on what players have said they are irritated with, and I have tried to implement ideas/suggestions based on what everyone has said during the game.

I have thrown bones. I have thrown many bones.
>>35741745
Ah, well, I appreciate your input! I helps to keep things like that in mind when I plan fire or so threads into the future. It also helps me to know what my players are concerned about, and how I can address certain issues
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>>35739942
It's because Mendel is basically batman, and it is incredibly irritating. Jager is a nazi! But you saved her, you should be happy because you did things right! But Mendel planned for that! Oh look, she's a nazi again! What's that, you want to find Mendel? You don't even know where to start! Because she's batman, and cannot be located unless she wants to be located! And now she's just going to interrupt everything you do, rant pointlessly in a melodramatic way that is getting old REALLY fast, and turn Jager into a nazi again, and she can also counter all your allies, because she's batman and there is nothing that she has not prepared for! Being a batman nemesis is not fun.

The nazi episode was good. It ended nicely, after a good struggle. Felt conclusive and tied off. Satisfying, really.

Quest is still fun, and I love you man, don't get me wrong, but sometimes you make some really bad asspulls and it feels like you are just screwing your playerbase. Or we're missing some hints that you think are obvious and punishing us heavily for it, which is arguably just as bad.
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>>35741773
he just wants his welfare.

first the pro-fascists in MGGLQ and now this

liberuls wantin the handouts fer there crack babies

working man is were itz at

Be like Lenny, he an entrepreneur
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>>35741773

You've done right by far more than half, which is more than most QMs can say, and we appreciate your efforts. Hope to see another thread up tomorrow so we can saw through the last of this and go into the Halloween Spooktackular with no reservations For tonight, though, try to get some sleep.
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>>35741810
May you sleep well anonymous! I just want everyone to enjoy the threads, and look forward to the next so I try to explain what I can! I try to stick around till we fall off the page. If I am being 100% honest I am waiting until Beyond Earth stops being so intimidating today.
>>35741883
She is irritating. We should kill her and/or violate her soul parts. She is not a Nazi, she is simply dealing with the after effects of being in Mendel's pod. Start at her bases, and try to lure her to you. She is again, not Nazi.

You want a hint? Hm, notice how it went Mendel bot, to world being eroded enough for Lucifer to leak in, to Gabriel coming to where Lucifer was leaking in, that is where you are.

I-I love you too Anonymous, but it's not because I l-like you or anything.
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>>35741945
>You want a hint? Hm, notice how it went Mendel bot, to world being eroded enough for Lucifer to leak in, to Gabriel coming to where Lucifer was leaking in, that is where you are.
She's actually trying to make everything worse by progressing the doomsday scenario forward before she has time to prepare yet more bullshit gadgets?
She's actually Risa from the future and is trying to herd lots of shit down now-Risa's throat?
She's actually Akira taking advantage or Risa's difficulties understanding how people's flappy bits work?
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>>35741945

Whoops! It's always the post I choose to delete that gets the QMs attention.

Something, something, it's getting late. We're a little worn down from talking so much and a little bit of sleep goes a long way toward forming a cogent point rather than painting broad strokes, or better yet, realizing that everything is still pretty alright or can be with a bit of elbow grease.

I still hope to see you tomorrow. If that means the thread has to face oblivion first, well, I wish it a speedy decline, so you can hit the hay. Take care Azure, and know that, Mendel or no, I'm enjoying the hell out of this.
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>>35741945
MENDEL! WAS MAKING RISA'S SCHIZOVOICES GO INTO A SHITPOSTING FRENZY PART OF YOUR PLAN?
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>>35742118
MY GOD IT'S BRILLIANT!
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>>35741898
Sleep is for those who are not intimidated by their steam library!
>>35742047
Ha ha ha, well you may be on the right track!
>>35742071
Sleep well as well! I am glad to hear you are enjoying this!
>>35742118
It's too late, the storm has already begun. Just as planned!
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>>35742118
No one cared who I was till I gave you the giant 1980s cellphone.

Did you know the plan I got you does not cover long distance or international calls?

I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your credit score?
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>>35741773

I'll grant you the friendly NPC assistance thing, since there's Plant/Sin-Fin/Caede/Werewolves and occasionally Fuego even if he hasn't gotten a lot of screentime. However, Risa's bestest friend/lover/object is shown to be much more effective at being used against her than helping her. That's a real kick in the nuts. Sometimes, it feels like the whole purpose she's there is to give Risa a crippling weakness that nobody will address because they don't want to hurt the weakness' feelings.

Staggering amount powers that we can use, yes. But we're up against people who have around the same magnitude or greater amount of power. Who we think could squash Risa with some difficulty or little difficulty. Not saying that we should be Belphegor level in like two threads, but I sometimes get the impression that Risa is technically high level, yet can get her shit stomped in by the high-level player in short order. But she can't avoid pissing them off, because she has to eat things to get stronger, and said things are direct subordinates of people who can stomp Risa in short order. So getting stronger means that you'll inevitably end up pissing off someone who can stomp your shit in or easily kill off one of the friendly NPCs whom we all love so much. But working with any of these factions aside from Lucifer means that they'll eventually kill us out of principle or capture/dissect us. Correct me if I'm getting the wrong impression from all of this.

Even if this isn't the case, it's still how it feels. It's like an article I read about DMs and puzzles. Even if the puzzle is just twisting two torch sconces twice clockwise and stepping on a pressure plate, the players may not be able to solve it because they don't place the same importance in torch sconces as the DM does.

Even this is really not the case, it still *feels* like that Risa is ultimately impotent in the grand scheme of things. Risa can succeed against anyone except for the people who really matter.
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>>35742234
The plan to tell Jager she is a super nazi is up to the players.

There needs to be some challenge so you will have enemies who can fight you, yes.You are getting a lot stronger, and not everyone will try and kill you, though the most prominent enemies will probably do that, yes.

She is a major threat. Major enough for people to actively make plans against her. You don't plan against nonthreats.
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>>35742611

True, there does need to be a challenge. But the times we win doesn't really feel like we "win". More like we survive and saunter vaguely onwards until we come across the next thing that almost kills us and may take away something dear to us. Like I said, this is just how it feels to me. Every major battle we have it feels like we're just barely scraping by to survive instead of really fighting on an equal basis.

And while fighting on an equal basis is something that your enemies IRL would probably try as hard as they can to avoid, it becomes very taxing on the players and may not necessarily be the best thing to do from the perspective of gameplay. Games that are fun can be all types of ball-breakingly hard, but not all games that are ball-breakingly hard are fun. Likewise, mastermind enemies that do a lot of counter-planning are probably a ton of fun to create as a QM/DM. It's an exercise in creativity and mastery in game mechanics. But it can be incredibly frustrating and not fun at all to a player to face down that type of villain. Then it comes down to the balance of fun between the player and QM/DM, and whether this type of fun is really worth it as it can end up as a Players vs. QM/DM instead of Player-driven protagonist vs. QM/DM-created antagonist.

Just my 2¢ on this.



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