Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently five years of age>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. When one course of action has three votes, it wins.>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>Have fun!
This quest is fucking retarded. I read through the first two on suptg, and it's just fucking awful. If you're browsing /tg/ and see it, and curiosity strikes, then just keep on scrolling past, because this isn't worth anyone's time.
You bend down and pull the device off of Raditz's face. He glares at you, but is hardly in a position to do anything about it. His attention quickly goes back to Piccolo as you fiddle with the device."How in the hell can they bring him back? Tell me!" Raditz demands."Fine, on Earth we have what we call "Dragon Balls". When all seven are gathered, they can grant any wish," Piccolo explains. "That includes bringing the dead back to life. So you see, Goku is the one who will have the last laugh.""You're wrong about that," Raditz tells him."What are you talking about?" Piccolo demands."The device the boy just took from me works as a transmitter," Raditz explains. "My comrades heard every word. Now they'll come, I know they will.""H-how long?" Goku asks. "How long until they come?""I'd say you have about a year," Raditz tells him. "I hope you enjoy it. Because when they come, there will be nothing you can do to stop them. They are....far more powerful than I. And they will tear you all apart. I just hope I'm back in time to see it...."Raditz begins to laugh, growing louder and louder until Piccolo silences him for good.>A. Ask Piccolo why he killed a defenseless opponent >B. Go over to Goku>C. Run home
>>35755337>>B. Go over to Goku
>>35755337>. Go over to Goku
>>35755337>>A. Ask Piccolo why he killed a defenseless opponent
>>35755534>>35755427>>35755393With Raditz dead, you turn your attention to Goku, who lies not far from his brother, a massive hole in his chest.Gohan stands beside him, crying loudly."G-Gohan, I need you to listen to me," Goku says. "Daddy's going away for a little while. But I'll be back, I promise."He weakly raises a hand and ruffles his son's hair. "Take care of your mother for me, alright?"Goku looks at you as you approach. "You did well today, Kaguya. I'm glad I got to fight beside you..."A large, yellow vehicle flies overhead and lands only a few yards from where you and Gohan stand over Goku. From the vehicle emerges a short bald man in an outfit like Goku's, a blue-haired woman in a labcoat, and an old man with a walking stick."Goku, no!" the bald man yells, running to Goku's side."H-hey Krillin," Goku greets. "Glad you could make it.""Listen Goku, don't you worry. We'll get you to Korin, and get some senzu beans to fix you right up, okay?" Krillin says."Not this time, friend," Goku says gently. "Krillin, listen. Look after Gohan for me, alright?""Sure thing, Goku," Krillin replies. "But it's not going to come to that! You're going to make it!""Krillin..." the old man says sternly.>A. Tell them you don't think Goku will make it>B. Ask who Korin is>C. Ask what a senzu bean is>D. Ask the people who they are
>>35755770>>C. Ask what a senzu bean isHonestly the most important piece of information right now.
>>35755770>A. Tell them you don't think Goku will make it"I don't think mr.Goku is going to be ok..."
>>35755770>D. Ask the people who they areGotta introduce ourselfs first
>>35755770>D. Ask the people who they areWonder how they'll all react to finding out Goku brought a random kid into this
>>35755770>C. Ask what a senzu bean is
>>35755770>>C. Ask what a senzu bean is
>>35756245>>35756047>>35755807"What's a senzu bean?" you ask."Mystical beans that can heal even the gravest of injuries," Piccolo explains as he comes to your side. "It seems Goku's friends didn't bother bringing any.""Listen Goku, we already have three of the Dragon Balls," Krillin tells his friend. "We'll find the other four and bring you back."Goku smiles. "See you soon, then."His eyes close, and his breathing stops."D-daddy!" Gohan screams, tears streaming down his face.Everyone bows their heads for about three seconds before gasping in surprise as Goku's body fades away."W-where did he go?" Krillin asks nobody in particular.Piccolo chuckles. "Kami.">A. Ask who Kami is>B. Ask where the other Dragon Balls are>C. Run home>D. Ask what just happened
>>35756393>>A. Ask who Kami is
>>35756393>A. Ask who Kami isWonder if we are going to train with piccolo or Kami for the saiyans
>>35756393>>D. Ask what just happenedNigga want to pull a houdini.
>>35756428Small spoiler Whom you train with will be up to you
>>35756393>A. Ask who Kami isWell little boy, its time to find out God is a wrinkled green man
>>35756393>C. Run home
>>35756455>>35756428>>35756410"Who's Kami?" you ask."Kami is the guardian of the Earth," Piccolo explains. "The old fool watches over everything from his lookout, and it seems he's chosen to meddle again.""Wait, you really think Kami's behind this?" Krillin asks."Without a doubt," Piccolo answers. "He has plans for Goku. I'm sure of it.""Well, in any case, we should start gathering the Dragon Balls," the old man tells the woman and Krillin. "We can collect the other two from Goku's house when we take Gohan back to his mother.""Yeah, and one of us will have to tell Chi Chi what happened," Krillin adds."All things considered, I think it should be you, Krillin," the woman tells him."What?! Why me?" he demands."You and Goku have been best friends since you were children," the old man tells him. "Right. Well Piccolo, I guess we'll be-" Krillin begins before his eyes go wide and a terrified expression pops up on his face.Looking over at Piccolo, you see his teeth are clenched, his armless shoulder stuck out to the side. He yells loudly through his clenched teeth, and a new arm grows from his shoulder.>A. Ask how he did that>B. Ask what happened to his arm>C. Ask what happens now>D. Run home
>>35756445>>35756428I'd probably rather train with Kami, as it means we have more of a variety of people to learn from, as oppose to just Piccilo, who Gohan is learning from anyway.
>>35756674>B. Ask what happened to his armMay I add saying we thought it was cool?
>>35756674>>C. Ask what happens now
>>35756674>C. Ask what happens now
>>35756703But those other people suck like literally they suckWhy wouldn't you want to learn from a space slug warrior man?
>>35756764Because hyperbolic time chamber, that's why.
>>35756764Also, Piccilo is a meany and Krillin's head looks funny,
>>35756859But he's a giant green slug alien with an even funnier head thats a double win >>35756825Point but who are we goimg to be training with if we're even let in there?You can train for a thousand years with a scrub and still be a scrub
>>35756996True, I'd rather us not be too keen on Piccilo so we aren't just Gohan #2. We got that already with being a runt.
>>35756738>>35756749>>35756759"What happens now?" you ask Piccolo."Now we get ready for the Saiyans to arrive," he answers."What?" Krillin asks, terrified."Listen very carefully," Piccolo tells the group. "Goku and I learned that there are two more Saiyans, each much stronger than Raditz, on their way here.""What?! You can't be serious!" the woman yells."Dead serious," Piccolo tells her. "We have one year until they arrive. I plan to train so that I'm ready for them."He looks at Gohan, who is still crying over the spot where his father vanished."And I'm taking Goku's kid," he finishes."What? Why?" Krillin demands."The boy displayed an incredible power, even greater than mine or Goku's," Piccolo explains. "I plan to teach him to control that power.""Yeah right! You just want to take him so you can eat him, or something!" Krillin yells."I do not!" Piccolo snaps. "Listen, if we aren't prepared when the Saiyans arrive, we are all dead, along with this entire planet! Nothing else matters. At any rate, I'm not asking permission."He points a single finger at Gohan and flicks it upward. Gohan's crying grows louder as he is lifted off the ground and floats into Piccolo's grasp."Don't worry, you can tell Goku he'll see his son again in a year," Piccolo tells them as he holds the flailing, crying child.>A. Ask to go with him>B. Ask the other group what they're going to do>C. Run home
>>35757094>>B. Ask the other group what they're going to do
>>35757094>Ask to go with him.
>>35757094>>B. Ask the other group what they're going to doAdventure time!We're going to reenact the first season of DragonBall
>>35757094>>B. Ask the other group what they're going to dowhy would Piccolo want us anyway?
>>35757094>B. Ask the other group what they're going to do
>>35757094>ACan't hurt to ask would be neat to not get molested by Saibamen later
>>35757229In that case we could just run around with Krillin.The took out half the Saibamen by himself.
>>35757137>>35757146>>35757166>>35757203>>35757225"What are you going to do?" you ask the others."Us?" Krillin asks, seeming to have not even thought about that yet. "Well, we'll have to gather the Dragon Balls and wish Goku back.""We should also gather the others," the old man tells Krillin. "Tien, Yamcha, Chiaotzu. You should all train to face the Saiyans.""Good idea," Krillin tells her. "The more fighters we have ready, the better our chances are."Piccolo chuckles. "If you think those rejects will make a difference, then by all means, get them together.">A. Ask Piccolo if you can go with him>B. Ask Krillin if you can go with him>C. Go home
>>35757453>>B. Ask Krillin if you can go with himpiccolo will fucking kill us with the training, we are just some shit human kid. lets train with a variety of people rather than just one.
>>35757453>DAsk if we can meet this Kami person
>>35757453>B. Ask Krillin if you can go with him
>>35757453>>B. Ask Krillin if you can go with himWe're not trying to out level Vegeta. Krillin can more than get us up to Z-Fighter level.
>B. Ask Krillin if you can go with himNot gunna risk it with Piccolo
>>35757481It's not like if we train with him once we can't train with anyone else ever again as far as I know he's the strongest person on the planet
>>35757453>B. Ask Krillin if you can go with himI'm surprised our parents haven't even noticed we're gone.
>>35757544I'm surprised no one has questioned why a random kid they don't know is there asking questions
Lets hope we end up in the hospital with goku, gives us the opportunity to train with him when we fly to namek
>>35757453>A"On the one hand you're a green demon slug kidnapper. On the other hand, you're the strongest one here.""By a lot."
>>35757481>>35757517>>35757522>>35757533>>35757544"Can I come with you?" you ask Krillin."Uh...no offense, kid, but I don't even know who you are," Krillin replies."His name is Kaguya," Piccolo tells him."Isn't that a girl's name?" Krillin asks."That doesn't matter," Piccolo answers. "He came with Goku and I to fight Raditz, and he has an extraordinarily high power level for a child.""Well, you could certainly use all of the help you can get," the old man tells Krillin."I guess, but, do your parents even know where you are?" Krillin asks you.>A. No, and you want to say goodbye to them before you go>B. No and it's better they don't>C. (Lie) Your parents are dead>D. (Lie) Yes they do>E. No, and you should go home
>>35757453>AWe could ask for the one competent person here to train us, or we could let them all die and wait for Vegeta and Nappa to murder the whole planet.I am weighing the options.
>>35757481>>35757453>AWhat kind of fighter would we be if we didn't pick the toughest training? Besides, do we really want to train with Yamcha?
>>35757758>A. No, and you want to say goodbye to them before you go
>>35757758>>A. No, and you want to say goodbye to them before you goThis will be touching. Ask them to come along to confirm the story, though.
>>35757758>A. No, and you want to say goodbye to them before you go.
>>35757758>A"A few hours won't make a difference, just like how hiding at home won't make a difference if you lose."
>>35757758>>A. No, and you want to say goodbye to them before you go
>>35757758>A. No, and you want to say goodbye to them before you goAh the Kamille-ing continues
>>35757846>Kamille-ingSo the rents are going to die?
I forget were five right?
>>35757933like 10 but yeah.
>>35757933>>35757949>You are a human male, currently five years of ageIt's literally the third line of the OP post.Get your shit together anon.
>>35757949We're five.It literally says that in the OP.
>>35757989fuck, keep thinking were older. Also is it bad that I keep reading this whole thing in the Abridged voices.
>>35757989B-but I'm Constipated
>>35757785Maybe we can beat those chumps into shape.
>>35757789>>35757801>>35757815>>35757825>>35757836>>35757846"No, and I want to say goodbye to them before we go," you tell him."That's only right," the woman says."Can you guys come with me so they know I'm not making things up?" you ask."Uhh...sure," Krillin tells you."Well, while you two do that, Master Roshi and I will go back to Kame House," the woman says. "We'll try to get in touch with the others.""Good idea, we can't afford to waste time," Krillin tells her."I agree," Piccolo chimes in. "See you all in a year.""Somebody please help me!" Gohan cries as Piccolo flies off with him."Hey, Kaguya, what's that thing you have there?" the woman asks, pointing to the device in your hand."Wasn't Raditz wearing that?" Krillin asks."He sure was. Do you think that's how he was able to find Goku?" the woman asks Krillin."That makes sense," Krillin replies.The woman walks over and crouches in front of you. "Can I see it?">A. Yes (Give it to her)>B. Ask why>C. No
>>35758138>A. Yes (Give it to her)
>>35758138>>A. Yes (Give it to her)like we know what to do with it.>B. Ask why
wonder if raditz saiyan armor can be replicated on earth, its not totally destroyed and might help in fight against vegeta and nappa
>>35758138>AShe better give that shit back. I'm pretty sure we got bitch smacked trying to get it the first time and I sorta want us to at least have souvenir of babies first death match.
>>35758157>>35758158>>35758167>>35758174"Sure," you say, handing her the device. "What do you want with it?"She attaches it to her face and hits a few buttons. "Well, it looks like it was damaged, but I'll bet I can fix it."She takes it off and slips it into a pocket in her labcoat. "In any case, you and Krillin should go tell your parents what's going on.""Yeah, good idea," Krillin says. "Where are your parents, kid?">A. Tell him you'll show him (Lead him there)>B. Point in the direction of your farm>C. Tell him you changed your mind about going with him>D. Tell him you decided it's better if your parents don't know
>>35758378>>A. Tell him you'll show him (Lead him there)
>>35758378>>A. Tell him you'll show him (Lead him there)not to sure where this is going but why not.
>>35758378>>A. Tell him you'll show him (Lead him there)Take Raditz's armor before you go.
>>35758378>A. Tell him you'll show him (Lead him there)
>>35758378>>A. Tell him you'll show him (Lead him there)>>35758405Seconded>Loot the armor
>>35758501>>35758465>>35758427>>35758405>>35758403>>35758400"I'll show you," you tell him. "But first..."You approach the corpse of Raditz and try to figure out how to remove his armor."Uhh....what are you doing?" Krillin asks.>A. Explain that you thought the armor might be useful>B. Tell him you wanted the armor as a trophy>C. Nevermind (Lead him to your farm)
>>35758543>>A. Explain that you thought the armor might be useful
>>35758543>A. Explain that you thought the armor might be useful.It's alien tech. After all, Bulma was interested in the scouter, also.
>>35758543>>A. Explain that you thought the armor might be usefulDammit Krillin, you're supposed to be the smart one.It's SPACE ARMOR!
>>35758543>A. Explain that you thought the armor might be useful
>>35758586This is a five year old stripping a dead man, though. Still very odd.
>>35758613Nah, it's like Stand by Me.Only with theft.
>>35758605>>35758586>>35758583>>35758562"I thought his armor might be able to help us," you tell him."Hmm...you know, I might be able to replicate that armor," the woman comments. "Krillin, take the armor off for me.""What? Why me?" he asks. "Really? You'd let the woman or the little kid do it instead?" the woman asks."Fine..." Krillin grumbles as he strips the armor off of the corpse and hands it to the woman. "Here.""Thank you," the woman says sweetly. "Now get going, you two!"With that settled, you lead Krillin to your farm. After a few seconds of shock at how fast you can run, he flies after you. When you arrive, you find your father watching over the cows. When he looks at you, his irritation is pretty obvious."Kaguya, where have you been?" he demands. "You had a lot of work to get done today"He looks at Krillin. "And who's this?">A. Explain everything to him>B. Introduce Krillin>C. Ask where your mom is
>>35758804>>A. Explain everything to himexposition!
>>35758613This is DBZ. Like Goku, Krillin, Chi-Chi and Bulma in Dragon ball were not odd to begin with.
>>35758804>A. Explain everything to him
>>35758824>GokuMonkey tailed orphan living in the woods >KrillinPervert shaolin monk who breathes through his skin>Chi-Chi Daydreaming princess who slaughters and incinerates anyone who scares her>>Bulma Teen genius who decided to summon a Dragon-god so she could wish for a boyfriend.Not really the most well adjusted set of kids.
>>35758869>>35758863>>35758814You explain to your father how you met an alien on Carl's farm, and how you followed him when he left. You tell him how you met Piccolo, and later Goku, and how the three of you went to defeat the alien and rescue Goku's son. You describe the battle, and your role in it, in great detail.Krillin, who wasn't there for the battle, listens with great interest, while your father clearly thinks you're making up stories. Unsurprisingly, Krillin's insistence that you are telling the truth doesn't convince him."Son, do not make up stories," he tells you. "Now tell me where you've been and where this man came from.">A. Tell him you'll prove you're telling the truth (Take him to the crater where the wreckage of the ship and Raditz's corpse are)>B. Make up some story>C. Just leave>D. Ask where your mom is
>>35759117>>A. Tell him you'll prove you're telling the truth (Take him to the crater where the wreckage of the ship and Raditz's corpse are)
>>35759117>D. Ask where your mom is
>>35759117>A. Tell him you'll prove you're telling the truth (Take him to the crater where the wreckage of the ship and Raditz's corpse are)Shouldn't he believe us? He's probably as old, if not older than Goku. So he's still from the time of demon kings, dinosaurs, and red ribbon facism
>>35759117>>A. Tell him you'll prove you're telling the truth (Take him to the crater where the wreckage of the ship and Raditz's corpse are)Can't we just ask Krillin to fly and shoot an energy beam like Piccolo and Goku do?
>>35759117>D. Ask where your mom isget her then>A. Tell him you'll prove you're telling the truth (Take them to the crater where the wreckage of the ship and Raditz's corpse are)
>>35759117Ask Krillin to fly. I think that if they see something from our story is real, everything is real.
>>35759117>>D. Ask where your mom is
>>35759117Can we take our dad to Carl's farm? I mean the big crater and Carl's dead body could corroborate our story just about as well as a separate crater with a naked alien monkey-man's corpse.
>>35759285There's only one crater anon.
>>35759331Oh, sorry. Had a bit of a brain fart, there.
>>35759135>>35759155>>35759163>>35759177>>35759178>>35759198>>35759200>>35759226"I'll prove to you that I'm telling the truth," you tell your dad."Hey Krillin, would you mind flying there? I'll carry my dad," you say."Uhh...sure," he tells you before lifting off into the air and flying back the way you two came from.Your father stares at Krillin as he flies away."Krillin....I've heard that name," he says. "He fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament."Your dad stays otherwise silent as you carry him on your back to the crater, just outside of which Raditz's corpse (now clad only in underwear) lies.Your father walks over to the body. "Does that man have a tail?">A. You told him>B. Stay quiet>C. Tell him to take a look in the crater
>>35759416>>A. You told him
>>35759416>A. You told himAlso we carry our dad? Ok, I refuse to believe we're a normal human kid who works on a far. Who is our real daddy? THis is some Dragon Ball Goku level shit.
>>35759416he's an alien
>>35759449Your power level is 180
>>35759416>A. You told him
>>35759449There's already a theory the QM likes that some god has chosen him or he got his strength from a wish on the dragon balls. Basically, that he's a supernaturally empowered human, but still a human, just with something extra
>>35759449for some reason we are starting out at a extremely high power level for a 5 year old human child.
>>35759480so what is that in comparison to, how sting are we?
>>35759480Carl was like 20 with his shotgun, right?
>>35759507Well, the farmer that Raditz killed had a power level of 5. Krillin's current power level is 206. Take that as you will.
>>35759493we are probably not actually human, and are really some kind of alien, probably saiyan
>>35759492If its the wish one I hope we make it to, or have a one off during, the Shadow Dragons arc and meet one born of that wish
>>35759449>Dragon Ball Goku level shitI think you just mean, "Dragon Ball level shit". Carrying what's probably 250lbs at most isn't that big a deal considering what other "normal" humans do in this universe.
>>35759521So we're worth approximately 36 Carls. Neat.
>>35759543>>DBGT>>Acknowledging itPlease don't
>>35759507I have the manga in front of me. At this point, Krillen is 206, Roshi is 139, Yamcha is 177, and Piccilo is 329. We can catch up or surpass the other Z fighters potentially. We're on par as is, strong as Yamcha.
>>35759521Holy shit we started at krillin level at FIVE? the superhuman legend begins
>>35759576We're stronger than Yamcha. I want to laugh, but I feel too bad.
>>35759613I kinda want us to learn Yamcha's martial art so we can boost that shit up to awesome levels and make the man proud.
>>35759613>>35759640He'd actually probably beat us as is, though. He has tricks and a disciplined martial art. We're just born lucky as fuck and only have brute force. Everyone else has tricks, but we have a year to learn some, which could be Yamcha's, Krillen's, or maybe our own.
>>35759434>>35759449>>35759455>>35759489"I told you!" you say. "That's the alien!""And you might want to take a look in that crater," Krillin adds.Your father approaches the edge of the crater and looks down. Out of curiosity, you do the same.The blast Raditz threw into the crater didn't leave much, but a few scraps of metal and glass are still there. Most sensible people wouldn't immediately jump to the conclusion of "aliens" at seeing it, but with your story, and the strange corpse, your dad finally believes you."Okay...so you, Goku, and King Piccolo killed this alien," your father sums up. "Why did you bring Krillin home with you, though? So he would help you get out of punishment for not doing your chores?">A. Tell him about the other Saiyans>B. Ask Krillin to explain things>C. Yes
>>35759663>>B. Ask Krillin to explain thingscoming from the bald guy might be a better sell than us.
>>35759663>A. Tell him about the other Saiyansand ask where our mother is
>>35759661>>35759640Learn ki from Krillen, melee from Yamcha.>>35759663>A. Tell him about the other Saiyans
>>35759663>>C. Yes"But never mind that.">>B. Ask Krillin to explain things
>>35759640I vote for learning with Tien, I'm also pretty sure Yamcha is going to be trying to make US proud after we train some.
>>35759706I mean yeah I want us to learn from everyone but still the way that guy gets shit on just makes me want to go out and kick some ass with his techniques ya know. Not to say that we can't morph all the other styles into our own but still.
>>35759663>B. Ask Krillin to explain things>>35759661Yeah he could probably kick our ass. I mean, the reach difference alone would give him a huge advantage
>>35759706>>35759706I'd like to learn from everyone. I'm just cautious about Tien because a lot of his moves like tri beam and tri form are about KICKING HIS OWN ASS, wasting energy or hurting himself.
>>35759735>>35759702>>35759677"Yes, but nevermind that," you tell him. "Krillin, can you tell him for me?""Why am I the messenger for everybody?" Krillin asks."Please?" you ask."Alright," he sighs. "Well, sir, two more Saiyans are going to arrive on Earth in a year. We need all the help we can get to face them when they get here. Your son is really strong, and so my friends and I want him to train with us.""Do you understand what you're asking?" your father demands. "My son is just a child. And you expect him to fight monsters?">A. Tell your dad you want to do this>B. Tell your dad you need to do this>C. Tell your dad you aren't asking his permission>D. Tell your dad you don't want to go
>>35759869>>B. Tell your dad you need to do this
>>35759869>A. Tell your dad you want to do this
>>35759869>>B. Tell your dad you need to do this"I'm strong, not like normal kids. You know that. It's my duty to do this."
>>35759869>>B. Tell your dad you need to do thiswith how these guys are, the whole needs of the many over the needs of the few thing would work.
>>35759869> I didnt ask for this> But I should help them, for queen and country, father
>>35759869>B. Tell your dad you need to do this
>>35759734I see where you're coming from. I guess it would be cool to picture us fucking shit up with his style while Yamcha watches on, a single tear running down his face with the knowledge he helped train us.
>>35759905>queen and country,I think you spelled emperor wrong.
>>35759945>the three strongest humans train the young prodigy they know will one day surpass them all, teaching him the best of all their techniques.>Sepately, they were heroes, and merely powerful, but together they forged the greatest fighter of Earth.
>>35759905>>35759902>>35759901>>35759895"Dad, I didn't ask for this. But I'm strong, not like normal kids," you say. "It's my responsibility to do this."Your father clearly wants to argue, but he also knows that you are right.He kneels down in front of you and puts a hand on your shoulder. "Son, I honestly never thought I'd be having a conversation like this with you. I especially didn't think I'd be having it with you when you were five."He sighs. "But, I want you to know how proud I am of you. And I know your mother will be, too. Just promise me you'll do everything you can to make it home in one piece.">A. You will try>B. You can't promise you'll be coming back>C. Tell him you love him>D. Leave without saying anything
>>35760025>>A. You will try>C. Tell him you love him
>>35760025>A. You will try"I have chores to do after all."
>>35760025>C. Tell him you love him
>>35760025"Of course I will, dad."
>>35760025GO HOME AND TELL YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!
>>35759543What's a shadow dragon?
>>35760025>A. Tell him you will tryAlso give him a hug
>>35760019Yes. I will be happy with not going with Piccolo if this happens!
>>35760079Something we shouldn't have in this quest.
>>35759734>>35759945If we do go that route, I kind of want for us to make our own innovations to the style. I mean, I feel like its main weakness is that it's good against normal human opponents, but it kind of falls flat against crazy-powerful aliens.
>>35760105You mean something that doesn't exist?Shadow dragons do not existPeriodThey're made upAnd any material claiming that they exist is non canon and false and should never be discussed.
>>35760117yeah yeah, I mean we can upgrade it and modify it to who we are fighting against but yeah.
>>35760128I will say that I'd still like it we had more light hearted quest for the dragon balls or an adventure in the Dragon Ball style. I actually prefer dragon ball over Z, and that back to basics was the one thing I think GT did right.
Can't wait for the fusion technique. Can you say Kagucha?
>>35760128What are you talking about?Shadow who's a whatnow?
>>35760185Bitch I will cut you if you ever suggest that again
>>35760236good thinking , we'll save it for the earrings!
>>35760185>not perma fusing with Krillin and having 18 as our wifeHell>Not fusing with Goku so he's sorta out of the picture and we're the hero
>>35760236What, you wanna give Yamcha top billing in the fusion? I mean, we can, but Yamchuya doesn't really roll off the tongue.
>>35760095>>35760082>>35760053>>35760049>>35760046>>35760044>>35760040"Of course I'll try, dad," you tell him. "I have chores to do, after all."You step forward and give him a hug."I love you," you say."I love you too, son."Krillin waits for the two of you to have your moment before he speaks up. "Well, we should get going.""Yes, the quicker the better," says a voice behind you.Turning around, you see a man who vaguely resembles Piccolo. He has the same green skin and pointy ears, but appears much older. His clothing is also different, seeming to be robes as opposed to a cloak and turban, and he carries a walking stick."Greetings. I am Kami," he tells you.>A. Ask what happened to Goku>B. Ask what he's doing here
>>35760262We better do the Krillin one fast. We'll get taller tahn him sooner rather than later.
>>35760261Come closer so that I may cut you >>35760262You too
>>35760262>not fusing with Gohan and becoming Mystic Goguya and hooking up with Videl
>>35760262>>35760261>>35760236>>35760185>not fusing with 18 and becoming a grill like we wanted in the first thread
>>35760304>>B. Ask what he's doing here"Hi god how are you today?"
>>35760304>B. Ask what he's doing hereHOly shit its God.
>>35760304>>B. Ask what he's doing here>>35760330This one's got it.
>>35760304>>B. Ask what he's doing here
>>35760330I think that might be impossible. Mostly because she just has a number, and not a real name. What would our name even be? 1guya? Kag8? It'd be nonsense.
>>35760400Kaguteen, duh. Or we could find out her name from before she was an android.
>>35760400Isn't her name lapis or some shit?
>>35760363>>35760354>>35760350>>35760342"Hi Kami, how are you today?" you ask.Krillin gives you a horrified look, but Kami only gives an amused chuckle."I am doing quite well, Kaguya. Thank you," he replies."What are you doing here?" you ask curiously."I have come to invite you, Krillin, and your friends to train on my Lookout," he explains. "I want you to be as prepared as possible when the Saiyans arrive. If you cannot stop them, we shall all pay the price.">A. That sounds great>B. You don't want to>C. Ask how to get there>D. Ask where the others are
>>35760437Lapis is 17's name>>35760400Her real name is Lazuli
>>35760465>>A. That sounds great>>35760465Gotta make a good impression on GOD.
>>35760465>>A. That sounds greatapparently were bros with god. Sweet.
>>35760400Her birth name was Lazuli.A little bird named Toriyama told me.
>>35760465>C. Ask how to get thereAlmost disappointed Kami didn't comment on our name. Then again, he's seen some shit.
>>35760489> Lapis LazuliDamnit Akira, next you will name 16 Ultramarine
Wait, I just thought of something. What if we fused with... Popo?>>35760465>A. That sounds great
>>35760538Ask why it isn't a pun and that disrupts the laws of the dragon ball universe?Hey, maybe THAT'S why we're so strong. We break the laws of the universe.
>>35760538He's god, Anon. He knows that Kaguya is a man's name, and we're a man.
>>35760586I request we invent some move called the Zeta ... whatever just to further this reference.
>>35760586>WE ARE A MAN!!!Punch!
>>35760465>A. That sounds great
>>35760613He have a villain ask us about the name, and do "the Kaguya is a man's name and I am a man" punch in the face. Or we do the "You an android AND I A MAN!!!" Linkara punch in the Android saga.
>>35760667*you are an android*I AM A MAN
>>35760549>>35760505>>35760495"That sounds great!" you tell him."Y-yeah, great," Krillin agrees nervously.Kami smiles kindly. "Well then, gather your friends and I'll send one of mine to pick you all up.""S-sure, we'll do that," Krillin promises.Kami nods, and vanishes in a flash of light."Well, I guess that means we' better get going," Krillin tells you. He then laughs excitedly. "Haha! Training with Kami! This is great!"Krillin runs over to you and grabs you by the shoulders. "Come on! Let's see if Bulma found out where they are!"He flies into the sky, carrying you with him. After a few minutes you come to the ocean, but he keeps flying. Soon, you see a small speck in the distance. It quickly gets larger, and you see that it is actually an island with a single house on it. The words "Kame House" are written on front of it.Krillin sets you down right outside the house before landing next to you and rushing inside.>A. Follow Krillin inside>B. Look around the island
>>35760739>A. Follow Krillin inside
>>35760739A. Follow Krillin inside
>>35760739?A. Follow Krillin inside
>>35760739>>A. Follow Krillin insidewhy would we look around the island?
>>35760128Manga canon or anime canon? They're two separate things.
>>35760739>BHaha time for Adventure
>>35760791To find master roshi's magizines and get a senzu bean
>>35760802NEITHER YOU FOOL
>>35760791To meet that cool turtle?
>>35760812dirty mags sound good...
>>35760802It's its own timeline, but it will most closely follow the Anime. And Shadow whatevers and whatever they come from is not canon in either.
>>35760802Neither, fortunately.The concept behind them was pretty kuuru, but the execution was so utterly awful that it didn't end up mattering.
>>35760873We're 5, the most we can get out of them is some 'Kids Say The Darnedest Things' bit where we ask some adult what they are.
>>35760940I liked tits when I was five. They made my wee wee feel funny.
>>35760889>>35760893It wasn't a question about the shadow dragons. It was a question of what canon was the one we were using, because even using the anime screenshots, all that means at the moment would be that Bulma's hair is purple not green if we went manga. But yeah, it was more a question of what we might see in the future. Because, the anime canon has stuff like Super Saiyan Gods, Garlic/Garlic Junior, a different version of Bardock than the manga, etc.>>35760990No, you probably still wanted to suck on them.
>>35761008Blue, not green, I mean.
>>35761008>No, you probably still wanted to suck on them.To be fair, I do now. And they still make my wee wee feel funny.
>>35760755>>35760769>>35760771>>35760776>>35760791>>35760795Not seeing any reason to look around the island, you follow Krillin inside the house.It's mostly one room on the ground floor, with a sofa and television taking up most of the space. A kitchen is in the back, but everyone, along with a turtle, is gathered by the window, where the blue haired woman stands, the device on her face."So Bulma, did you get that thing working?" Krillin asks."I think so!" she answers. "It reads people's energies and tells you what the level of energy is.""Really? What's mine?" Krillin asks, standing in front of Bulma.Bulma presses a button on the device, and numbers flash across its screen."It looks like you have a power level of 206," she says."What about me? Master Roshi asks.Bulma presses the button again."It says you have a power level of 132," she tells him.>A. Ask what yours is>B. Ask if she found the people she was looking for>C. Ask about the turtle
>>35761069>A. Ask what yours is
>>35761069>>A. Ask what yours is
>>35761090>>35761094>>35761100>>35761105Funny thing is we already know this, but the character doesn't.>>35761069Ask about the turtle
>>35761069>A. Ask what yours isI wonder how Master Roshi will react to being weaker than a 5-year-old.
>>35761143And an untrained one at that.
>>35761105>>35761100>>35761094>>35761090"What's mine?" you ask Bulma.She presses the button again."It says here that your power level is...182. Wow!" she tells you."What? A five year old is stronger than me?" Master Roshi asks."Looks like it," Bulma tells him, an amused smile playing across her lips. "What about me?" the turtle asks.Bulma scans the turtle. "You have a power level of 0.001," she tells him.>A. Ask why that turtle is talking>B. Ask if she found the others yet>C. Ask for something to eat
>>35761143>>35761161And krillin might be shocked that the kid is so close to him.
>>35761221>>A. Ask why that turtle is talkingthis is a pertinent question.
>>35761221>>A. Ask why that turtle is talking
>>35761221>B. Ask if she found the others yet
>>35761221>A. Ask why that turtle is talking
>>35761253>>35761251>>35761239"Why is that turtle talking?" you ask."What? Just because I'm a turtle I'm not allowed to talk?" he demands as he slowly turns to face you."Nevermind, you two," Krillin interrupts before a fight(?) can start. "Bulma, did you find the others?""No, but with this we can," she answers. "We just have to scan for the highest power levels on the planet."She presses the buttons on the device for a few seconds, and waits as it searches for high power levels."Okay...four high power levels," she tells everyone. "One of them is in the direction Piccolo went. "Two are far North, and one is around East City.""The one in East City is probably Yamcha," Krillin says, and you notice Bulma immediately looking furious at the mention of that name."And the ones to the North must be Tien and Chiaotzu," Bulma says. "It shouldn't take long to reach them. I'll go round them up. Krillin, you go tell Chi Chi what happened to Goku.">A. Ask to go with Bulma>B. Ask to go with Chi Chi>C. You'll stay here
God this quest moves at a glacial pace, even with fast updates
>>35761474>C. You'll stay hereTime to learn the kamehameha from master roshi
>>35761474>>A. Ask to go with Bulmanot fucking with chi chi
>>35761474>A"Please don't send me to help tell this Chi Chi that her husband is dead and her son has been kidnapped.""I want to grow up."
>>35761474>C. You'll stay here
>>35761500>glacial>Dragon Ball ZWhat else did you expect?
>>35761474>A. Ask to go with Bulma
>>35761580>>35761578>>35761532>>35761525"Can I go with you, Bulma?" you ask."Sure," she says, smiling kindly. "Krillin, go tell Chi Chi.""But I-""Now, Krillin!" she yells.Krillin sighs and walks out the door before flying off.Bulma strolls outside a few seconds later and throws a small object at the ground. There is a loud bang and a cloud of smoke, and then the yellow vehicle you saw before sits on the beach.Bulma gets in, ready to drive, and you take the passenger seat. After making sure you're buckled in, Bulma takes off.>A. Ask where you're going first>B. Ask about these other people>C. Ask why she's angry at this Yamcha person>D. Stay quiet the whole ride
>>35761693>CHe sounds disappointing.
>>35761693>>C. Ask why she's angry at this Yamcha person
>>35761693>B. Ask about these other people
>>35761693>A. Ask where you're going first
>>35761693>C. Ask why she's angry at this Yamcha person
>>35761693>AThen>BAlso, if we don't already know shes using Capsules to summon the vehicle we need to question her about her black magic like a proper farmer.
>>35761771We need to learn magic.
>>35761740>>35761748>>35761768"Why are you angry at this Yamcha person?" you ask Bulma as she flies.She grips the controls tighter and scowls. "Because he's a huge jerk! That's why!"She offers no further elaboration, and you get the feeling that asking her anything more would be a bad idea.The vehicle moves fast, and it doesn't take long for you to reach East City. Having never actually been to a city before, the massive buildings and many lights are fascinating, and a bit overwhelming to you. Bulma directs the vehicle towards a large building surrounded by signs that read "Titans". She flies directly over it several times, and, looking down, you see a large group of people in seats cheering for people playing baseball.Bulma then lands the vehicle next to the building and waits.It's not long before a baseball player with long black hair and a scar on his face emerges, a surprised look on his face."Bulma?" he asks. "What are you doing here?""It's not a social call, Yamcha," she begins. "Long story short, Goku's dead and we have a year before two really powerful fighters show up to destroy the world."Yamcha takes a seat in the grass, taking a few moments to process what he's heard."Goku's...really dead?" he asks softly, looking at Bulma.When she answers, her tone is much softer. "Yes. That's why we need everybody to train to fight what's coming.""Who are these fighters? And what happened to Goku?" he asks.>A. Tell him they're aliens>B. Tell him Goku's brother killed him>C. Stay quiet
>>35761940>A. Tell him they're aliens
>>35761940>B. Tell him Goku's brother killed him
>>35761940>>A. Tell him they're aliens
>>35761940>A. Tell him they're aliensTime to introduce ourselfs
>>35762004>>35762039>>35762042"They're aliens," you tell Yamcha.He looks over at you. "Aliens. Right."He looks back at Bulma. "Who's the kid, and what's going on here?""His name is Kaguya," Bulma tells him."Isn't that a girl's na-" Yamcha begins before Bulma cuts him off."Goku and his son came to visit Master Roshi's Island. Some guy showed up and said he was from space, and that he was Goku's brother," she explains."That's ridiculous, that would make Goku an alien," Yamcha tells her."Well, Master Roshi told us a story about Goku's grandpa finding him in a spaceship in the woods," Bulma tells him. "Anyway, Goku's brother told Goku to join him in taking over planets, Goku said no, and the guy kidnapped Goku's son. Goku died beating him."Yamcha looks down at the ground. "Goku...""We only have a year until two more of the aliens show up, so everyone is gathering to train," she finishes."Count me in!" Yamcha says, standing up. "But wait, what's the kid doing here?""He's going to help you guys fight," Bulma tells him."What? Seriously?" Yamcha asks. "He's what, five years old?""He helped Goku and Piccolo beat the first alien," Bulma tells him. "He's strong.""Well alright then, where are we meeting?" Yamcha asks."Kame House," Bulma answers, getting back in the vehicle and motioning for you to do the same. "You go there while Kaguya and I get the others."Yamcha nods. "Alright.""Yamcha? Where the hell are you?" a gruff voice yells from the building."...after this game is over," Yamcha says before running back inside.>A. Get in the vehicle>B. Follow Yamcha
>>35762320>A. Get in the vehicle
>>35762320>B Follow Yamcha
>>35762410>>35762371>>35762361You get back in the vehicle and take off. This flight takes a bit longer, but still not too long. You find yourself in a more familiar setting; wilderness. You fly over forests and hills, fields and lakes, until you find a small house next to a waterfall. Two figures rush from the waterfall to the house as the vehicle approaches.Another person emerges from the house as you get closer. And you soon see that she's a blonde woman holding something very large that she points at the vehicle.A rocket shoots from it, and Bulma screams as she swerves to avoid it."What is SHE doing out here?!" Bulma demands angrily as she pulls the vehicle back, landing in a nearby field.As the two of you step out, two people; a bald, muscular man with three eyes, and a tiny floating person with a silly hat and strange makeup approach you."Bulma? What are you doing way out here?" the three-eyed man asks.>A. Say you're looking for Tien and Chiaotzu>B. Ask who shot at you>C. Stay quiet and let the adults talk
>>35762554>>A. Say you're looking for Tien and Chiaotzu
>>35762554>>B. Ask who shot at you
>>35762554>A. Say you're looking for Tien and Chiaotzu
>>35762554>B. Ask who shot at you
>>35762574>>35762614>>35762674"We're looking for Tien and Chiaotzu," you tell him."Well, you found them," he says, looking at you. "But who are you?"He looks at Bulma. "Yours?"She shakes her head, face red. "No! This is Kaguya. He's...a friend of Goku's.""Okay....so why'd you come out here looking for us?" Tien asks."Yeah, what are you doing out here?" a woman's voice asks behind the two.The blonde woman who shot at you walks around them, rocket launcher on her shoulders."I hope you have a good reason."(To be continued)
>>35762745is this to be continued for the next thread in a few seconds or to be continued until next week?
>>35762759Next week. It seems someone took the liberty of archiving this already, and the previous two threads are already archived. Next thread will hopefully be same time next week
>>35762776It was fun, hope we can actually train next week, though.
>>35762799That should get started. This week was a necessary bit of rounding up the characters and setting things up.