Twitter: @HeroRenaask.fm/BlueLarro>Journal Entry #1: I have been chosen as one of the transfer students to be sent to the Ladies of Minia Academy of Magic. Along with my fellow Sons of Serin classmates are supposed to come here to learn more about magic. However, we have a different mission as well. We have been sent here to learn of the secrets this school has. Artifacts, spells, runes. Anything of arcane value. Unlike the rest of my classmates, however, I am joining the school under disguise as though I were just a new student.>So far I have been picked for the Petal Class, met the President and Vice President of said class, and was given a guide to the school called a Big Sister.>Still no valuable information gained but hopefully that can change.
"Tali, right?" She grins. "I'm Myril Lan and I'm gonna be your Big Sis. We're gonna have a fucking great time.">He hears Vendal sigh again. The red skinned woman in front of him is all smiles. She sways slightly as she stands, seemingly using the massive wooden cylinder at her side for balance.>She smells like honey."Nice to meet you, Myril." He holds out his hand."Ah, call me Lan. Everyone does."She shakes his hand then pulls him in for a tight hug. "You and me are gonna be best friends. I can tell already.">Vendal clears her throat."Lan, I am entrusting our newest Petal member to you. Take good care of her, okay?">Lan gives her a thumbs up."No sweat." She says.>Vendal turns to Tali."Tali, I'm going to give Azul a tour. Remember, if you have any questions about the place please feel free to ask Lan. Lan, if you don't have the answer please feel free to ask someone else rather than guessing.""Will do~">If Vendal has any more concerns she doesn't voice them. She merely frowns again and takes Azul out of the room. Myril turns her attention back to Tali."So! Where shall we go first? Barracks? Classrooms? Sporting area? The whole school is open to you on your first day."
>>35796459Go pick up chicks.
Let's check out what our lodgings are like.
>>35796459>"So! Where shall we go first? Barracks? Classrooms? Sporting area? The whole school is open to you on your first day."The secret lesbian ritual room
>>35796459Discover why she smells of honey.
>>35796459Let's go watch girls playing sports.Or do our job and investigate classrooms, but girls playing sports is better.
>>35796459Oh! Since entrance exams are over, that means 99 is off work. Let's go get her and then she and Lan can hang out with us.
>>35796521I agree with this.Let us go to the woman's swimming team.
>>35796476This seems like a good idea. We should play the fool before engaging our mission.
>>35796328Barracks!Let's go meet the other petal students.
>>35796459Well, what places are there to go? We're new here, and we don't know all of the things they've got at the school.
>>35796459No really, ask her why she smells like honey.
>>35796459I guess Barracks first, then Sporting Area, then the classrooms. Classrooms should definitely be last unless we manage to pass by them along the way.
>>35796459>>35796547I agree. Even if 99c isn't able to properly express it, she may be appreciative of our inclusive ways. We just need to not patronize her or stuff.
>>35796606>We just need to not patronize her or stuff.I'm pretty sure she would appreciate our patronage.
>>35796459We should ask what kind of races/creatures are in this school.
>>35796679She would also want us to come again.
>>35796713You can't just call someone a creature, Jenna
she should introduce us to the rest of petal
>>35796459Bring us to our rooms and perhaps our real mission shall begin the one of which I speak is getting both Knife ears and us a Harem and or bodies
>>35796459Well, knowing where the classrooms are would make sense.
>>35796459First, lets drop off our stuff. So our room, I guess.We can get familiar with her while we're walking there. Ask her what she does, does she like it here, stuff like that.
>>35796459>"Lan, I am entrusting our newest Petal member to you. Take good care of her, okay?">good care of HERHold on, I thought we were a guy?...OUR POWERS OVER ILLUSION ARE UNMATCHED
>>35796935The illusion is just illusionary boobs, I doubt Knife Ears is a master of anything
>>35796935We passed the entrance test because we glamoured the paper. Of course they're unmatched.Now we have to learn mind magic (claim how we're doing it to alleviate the pain of the people we're healing while we're probing their minds) and some alchemy (truth serums in medicine) as well. Combined with our cover as a healer (which means we can get close to people we're going to read without any suspicion), we shall be the greatest mage spy ever.
>>35796935I'm pretty sure we weren't disguised as a grill. I took that as a typo.
>>35796997>Now we have to learn mind magic (claim how we're doing it to alleviate the pain of the people we're healing while we're probing their minds) and some alchemy (truth serums in medicine) as well.And some sexual healing spells, if we are going to impregnate everyone in this academy.
>>35797065I'd rather have us work on some magical constructs (claim it's magical prosthetic) so we can build ourselves a body, but that works too.
>>35797090PLAN DELTA D LIVES AGAIN
>>35797090We can just have tali impregnate everyone and steal the body of one of the resulting child.
>>35796935>>35797044The core conceit of the quest is that Trapman von Brown over here is disguised as a girl to infiltrate the all girls academy.
>>35796997Or just enhance placebo effect with glamour powers, making them think they're growing stronger every minute.
>>35797139Why not all of it.We get the reputation of the best healer, meaning more people come to us for healing. Maybe even some important people, whose secrets we can steal - like the dean or something.
>>35796935I'm supposed to be in this school as though I were a new student, not a transfer. Remember?"Well, I guess the bedrooms first. I have some stuff I need to drop off.""Sure thing!" She grabs Tali's hand and starts leading him through the school. They go through the massive room where the exam was being held, across the hall, and up a long flight of spiral stairs.>As they climb Tali speaks up."Lan? Do you smell honey or am I going crazy?""Hahaha! That's me, silly. Sorry if it's a bit strong." She pats the cylinder she's carrying at her side. "Blame this stuff.""What is that, exactly?""My own special brew of alcohol. Maybe when this is all done I can share some with you.""Haha, I'll think about it, thanks.">>35796547>>35796606I'll ask her when we're not just going to the bedrooms.>They reach the top of the stairs. Lan opens up a door with the Petal symbol on it.>Inside are two girls playing a card game. They both look at Lan and Tali and smile."Hey there." The Elf asks."Is she new?" The tentacled Undine says.>Lan nods her head."Tessa, Alisya," She gestures to the Undine and Elf in turn, "This is Tali. She's our newest sister. Because she's new feel free to pick on her.">Lan laughs and slaps Tali's back. "Hey there, Tali." Alisya leans forward and shakes Tali's hand."Nice to meet you." Tessa does the same. Her skin is very soft and a bit cool."Nice to meet you guys, too." Tali says. He stands there, fidgeting an unsure of what to do."Would you like to join us for a game?" Tessa asks, gesturing to the table in front of her.
>>35797065>sexual healing spellsWhy do that when you can be lewd with basic healing spells.Healing Touch, anyone?
>>35797190Only if we can apply it via massage.
>>35797204>tfw our Big Sister = Suika Ibuki from 2hu
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35797186JOIN THE GAME, WRECK THEIR BUTTS, FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY.
>>35797186Of course we would, get to know our sisters and all that.So pester them with questions of what stuff is fun to do here, good classes, all of that freshie sounding stuff while they are distracted with the game.
>>35797226The 20 has chosen.
>>35797226I guess they better prepare themselves for the wreckoning.
>>35797226We will play and we shall win
>>35797186Do it. Playing games with others can be a good way to get comrades here. Also ask what they are playing
>>35797257Lets put on our game faces and see if we can get laid
>>35797186Seems like a pleasant enough activity, unless you get absurdly angry or riled up when you lose or win.
>>35797278You know, using glamour spells to alter the content of playing cards would be devilish.
>>35797299Hey, first we get their trust. Then we rob them blind in a card game with magic. Or get them naked, whatever.
>>35797186Man, have you ever smelled honey? It's fucking foul. Open a huge container sometime and take a whiff. It's like a wet homeless person.
>>35797320Honey smells good when it's mixed with hot water.
>>35797319Playing strip poker with tali would be hilarious
>>35797226Shit, I guess we're game then.Ask what the game's called and join in, though probably play once so you can go get the rest of the tour in.
>>35797319>Hey, first we get their trust. Then we rob them blind in a card game with magic. Or get them naked, whatever.lets go with this plan
>>35797186Hey Tali what racial slurs do people in this universe use for elves?
>>35797186I want to pat those tentacles.
>>35797226i just hope we don't drink the alcohol during the game.
>>35797319YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
>>35797186Lick Tessa's tentacles and then suckle on them tenderly.
>>35797372Things like knife ears. Or tree hugger. We don't even hug trees.>>35797422...What? No! That's like, third base or something! Focus guys! Secrets, not harem! Secrets!>>35797226... I'll play. But I'm not doing anything to their butts."Sure. If that's okay, Lan.">Lan takes a seat, placing the large cylinder between her legs and resting on it."Go ahead," She says, "We have plenty of time. A quick game won't kill us.""Great." Tali sits down across from the other elf. "So what game is this?""This," Alisya says, "Is Dungeon Destroyer. Basically each of us draw five cards and try to use them in a way to bring down the dungeon and it's keeper. Then we get all the sweet sweet loot. Whoever manages to destroy him wins.""Ah, okay. Seems easy enough.""It actually requires a bit of thinking." Tessa says as she points to the cards she played. "I tried to combine Bird with Bomb and Speed to launch it into the dungeon and blow it up but it shot past it and exploded. It's pretty tricky.""Here." Alisya hands Tali the deck. "Draw your five and let's see what you got.">Tali holds the deck in his hands. Everyone is watching him....If it's a card game I could easily cheat and win.Or should I play fair?
Play fair. Subtly flirt at the same time.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35797622Time to cheat.
>>35797622Play fair, it's just a card game.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>35797622DON'T CHEAT, YOU CAN CHEAT ON TESTS, BUT NOT IN ACTUAL GAMES.>I'm not doing anything to their butts.I MIGHT JUST NOT GIVE YOU ADVICE IF YOU KEEP THINKING LIKE THAT.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35797622Time to play fair.
>>35797622Play fair meng, the entire point is to have the girls mentor us so we get to know them better.You can't have a good conversation when everybody's in awe of your 'amazing skill'. And anyway, we only cheat when we really need it or people might catch us.
>>35797622Play fair, it's not like we have a shortage of "those guys" in here if you catch my drift
>>35797674Not a good sign for his non-cheating future.
>>35797622>Secrets, not harem! Secrets!Knife ear you are truly the worst but play along
>>35797701Dice don't count unless the QM calls for a roll.
>>35797622Play fair. The objective here is not to win, but to gain insight into how these other students think, and to become more friendly with them. See how they react when somebody wins or loses, or what they do when you start to play defensively or aggressively.
>>35797622>>35797674Well, before we cheat, let us see the cards!
>>35797622No cheating, it wouldn't be a good start if someone actually DID catch us cheating.
>>35797622Play it fair
>>35797622Just sandbag, because you're obviously really good at these kind of games.
>>35797622Play fair young one.Never cheat at a game you haven't alredy checked for being rigged.
>>35797694Nah I think the harem thing is kind of funny
>>35797622Play fair, if we win we don't have to feel bad about it.
>>35797622Cheating is only cheating you get caught.
>>35797786Kinda beating a dead horse at this point
Fair it is...>Tali draws five cards and examines them. All of them have words on them along with a rune of some kind.Hmm. Good thing I didn't cheat. I have no idea how to fake runes."I can tell you got a crap hand." Alisya says, a wide grin on her face. "You have this horribly sad look. What did you draw? Void? Fluff? Come on.""She doesn't have to say." the Undine says."True. Well, let's see what you got. Remember, you need to combine the cards in a way that can take down the floating dungeon. You don't have to use all of them, though."
>>35797911>Amplify+Reverse and crash it into the ground?
>>35797911Use amplify, ice cream, and gold together to offer trade the Keeper the most delicious ice cream ever in return for his loot.
>>35797911Create ice through water for your ice cream empire (amplified ice cream of course), make a ton of gold, then destroy the dungeon with mercs!
>>35797911Regardless of what we encounter in this card game, reverse/amplify + water should be able to do some fun things. Lots of things have water in them.Would reverse water turn it into air? That'd make a lotta air, potentially explosive.
>>35797911Amplify the gold, buy an army of mercenaries.
>>35797911Amplify Water, then reverse it to Ice Cream.
>>35797951I like that idea
>>35797951Let's give it a try.
amplify gold into water.
>>35797911Okay, so we use the Gold as a startup investment to build an Ice Cream empire (by combining Water, of which milk is a type, and Amplify with the target of Ice Cream). We then use Reverse on the fortunes of all those who would oppose us and are doing well. Soon with our Ice Cream Empire we'll be both rich and powerful enough to simply buy out the dungeon; perhaps even eminent domain it or have its owner arrested on drug charges and all the loot confiscated and placed into our own coffers.Seriously, fuck being the Dairy Queen, we're going to be the Dairy GOD.
>>35797951I like this plan
>>35798024Ice cream doesn't use water. It uses dairy and vanilla.I know, I've made ice cream
>>35797911Use water, gold and reverse to make all the gold in the dungeon to flow up to you.
>>35798058Trust this man, he is an expert
>>35798058You need ice to get things cold enough to coagulate, and you need the ice to preserve your product though!
>>35798058Dairy is milk, milk is water with other stuff in it! Ice Cream also has ICE in the title, which makes it part of the water family in a magical sense!YOU WILL NOT CRUSH MY DREAMS INTO SLURPEE!
>>35798024Not bad.I was going to suggest Gold + Water (to create a weak nuclear electrolysis reaction) then use it with Inverse (instead of the energy and matter splitting up, they end up combining) and then Amplify (to strengthen the effect).Basically turn all the gold and moisture inside the dungeon into a makeshift nuke.
>>35797911Amplify+Reverse, then Gold.Turning gold into hydrogen is fission which will create enough energy to NUKE
>>35798082No you don't, you just need a fridge to cool it, then you put it in an ice cream maker.What you basically do is take the cream sugar vanilla and milk, heat it at a low heat and mix until the sugar is dissolved and the mixture is more dense, then you refrigerate and put in the machine, at which point you can add other flavorings like chocolate syrup or strawberry topping
>>35797911Play the whole deck in random order and see what happens.
Proposition Lan for lewd times. No time like the present, amirite?
>>35797911Can't we just Reverse the floating dungeon itself, that'll take it down.
>>35798188Or amplify gravity.
>>35797911Gold, ice cream, and amplify.We'll bribe the dungeon.
>>35798188It's hovering at one level. If it was moving up maybe, but reversing it wouldn't do much if it's sitting even at one level.
We could try to reverse time and amplify gravity so the bird hits the dungeon.
>>35798253Except we'd probably need the time and gravity cards.
>>35798242True, then we should go with >>35798228Unless we can reverse the magic that is causing it to hover.
>>35798274Except...we probably can't alter gravity.
>>35798136>wanting to destroy lootReverse+Water, then Amplify. You get a hidrogen bomb, with the loot still intact.
>>35798240This is just about stupid enough to work.Supporting.
>Tali plays the Aplify card attached to Gold and Ice Cream. He creates a mountain of each and then brings it to the dungeon. After some intense bartering the Dungeon Keeper agrees to sell his Awesome Loot.>Tali wins.>Alisya stares at the game board."You cheated." She says.
>>35798388Cool we won, do we take off a piece of clothes or do they?
>>35798388"Want to play again with stakes, then?"
In hindsight, we could've just used Amplify to seduce the dungeon.
>>35798388>Stick out your tongue and make a pbbbbbbbbblt sound
>>35798388>>35798420This!Insist she take off an article of clothing.Not socks. That's lame.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35798388TWAS NOT LUCKBUT SKILL
>>35798420>They freak out>Explain that all games are strip games back home
>>35798388I was gonna write something, but then this popped up.>>35798440Going with that one.
>>35798388It's not cheating. It's negotiation.
>>35798388YOU DID SO WELL THAT THE OTHERS ACCUSED YOU OF CHEATING, WELL DONE.START PLAYING FOR STAKES NOW.
>>3579838Power of capitalism
>>35798433Yes! Insist round 2.
>>35798388How is that cheating?
>>35798388It's just logic! And ice cream, who can resist ice cream?
>>35798388How are your other peers reacting to this turn of events, Tali?
>>35798388Cheated? We made a bargain, fair and square, with the Dungeon Keeper.
>>35798388Not our fault you do not understand the finer things in life
>>35798388I...I can't believe it.That worked...I feel so accomplished.
>>35798388>Decide to not cheat>Get accused of cheatingc'est la vie
>>3588tell her that it was a totally valid business idea, seeing that there were no other goods or services around to trade for the loot, meaning the currency was worthless
>>35798388Accuse her of being racist towards elves.
>>35798669Our ears are currently glamored away..The eye could simply see through it.
"Oh come on, Aly. You know that move was fair." Tessa says.>Tali looks at his Big Sister. She's not saying anything but she has a pleased smile. Alisya appears to be pretty upset while Tessa is trying to calm her down."I guess I'm just good at this. Wanna go another round?""Hmph. No. I have some work I have to do."The elf doesn't take well to losing."Come on. We'll play with stakes.">That seems to catch her attention. She folds her arms and smiles at Tali."Now you're talking," She says. "Got any money?""A bit.""Alisya..." Tessa looks concerned.""Alright. How about A20 each?"20 Alm? That's enough for a really nice dinner. That wouldn't hurt me too much."What do you say?" The elf asks, still grinning.
>>35798750No, we're in elf form. We've just glamoured some boobs on us.
>>35798750Larro probably forgot about that.
>>35798783Go for it, but watch for cheating.
>>35798783How about we raise the stakesLosers have to strip an article of clothing.Also the money too
>>35798750No they aren't. Look at Tali in the pic here >>35797622
>>35798783Sure. Lick her ears.
>>35798783Alright. Tali. You're going to get alot of stupid suggestions.Make sure to consider them carefully.
>>35798783Sure, we could do with some pocket change.
>>35798783Go for it Knife ear
>>35798830Throw a rock at her.Seduce her.Go put on a hoodie.
>>35798783 Tell her that gambling's bad m'kay.
>>35798783Sure, though we don't know why she would think that it would make our 'cheating' go away if there was money attached.
>>35798847We already did that with the one chick.
>>35798783Is gambling allowed at the school? Ask our Big Sister about that before agreeing to it.
>>35798783Better stakes.We win, we get a kiss from her. She wins, we pay up.
>>35798783Let's make it more interesting. The winner can also ask the loser to do one thing, at their convenience.It might help us infiltrate places if we have leverage for some innocuous enough request.
>>35798783Insist you play for a piece of clothing each
>>35798783Okay Tali, here's what you do.You accept, and play fair. Also, pay attention she doesn't cheat or use glamour or some other magic on you.Then, when you win, you buy dinner with the earned cash.
>>35798904I like this plan, gives us some more options later.
>>35798904Good idea, but not right now. After the second game, we could challenge her to a third game if she's up for it. Gradually raise the stakes.
>>35798904>Let's make it more interesting. The winner can also ask the loser to do one thing, at their convenience.>It might help us infiltrate places if we have leverage for some innocuous enough request.Hopefully later down the line we can also use it to get us bodies
>>35798982Seeing the elf is a sore loser, she'll probably walk after our second victory.
>>35798750You guys are an artifact. You're probably just seeing me as I am. I can assure you, to anyone else I look like a female human. An unusually dark skinned female human.>>35798935I can't see that.>>35798804What!? No! My Glamour could fade if they stare at me! And that's indecent!"How about this. The winner also gets one favor from the loser.""Deal." She says as she deals out the cards.>Tali looks at his hand.These are interesting but I have no idea how to make them connect.>Tessa looks rather nervous in her seat. She keeps glancing at Alisya's hand. Lan continues watching without saying a word."... Is gambling even allowed in this school?" Tali asks."Tali." Lan says. "I have a giant tube of alcohol. I'm almost certain someone is trying to gain the powers of a god a few floors down. We're fine. Now play. I wanna see how this goes."
>>35799025I was thinking void person, but the keeper might not be a person, so just "Void Target" to gib it?
>>35799025Target Person, Combine Fire, Rend and Void.
>>35799025Target > Rend + Fire
>>35799025>Target>Person>VoidMake them simply cease to exist. Failing that, rend and fire should be particularly lethal.
>>35799025>Fire+Rend+PersonRend is bigger than Target, IIRC.
>>35799025Obviously we target the keeper of the dungeon with pure void. They get swallowed up and extinguished, we get the loot.
>>35799071The fortress isn't a personTarget fortressVoid fortress
>>35799084This. After that, we use a mix of Rend and Fire and just hit the dungeon with that, killing everything within.
>>35799025>I'm almost certain someone is trying to gain the powers of a god a few floors down.Remember this. This is important.>cardsDon't use Void and Fire together. They might cancel each other out. Instead, try combining Rend and Void to bring the castle down by eliminating the "void" between it and the ground.
>>35799025Void Rend targetI'm betting void rend is a pretty good nuke
>>35799071Void is a bad card, if the previous updates are any indication. Ir probably nullifies a part of the magic, not the target.IIRC frmo the IRC spoilers, Target and Rend are the same thing, but one is a higher rank than the other.
>>35799025Target Person (Dungeon Keeper) and Rend to pieces.
>>35799092No, but the dungeon keeper is. Also, if we lose the fortress, we lose the loot.
Void is apparently a bad rune, don't use it.Rend+Target. Be straightforward.
>>35799117I'm guessing Void typically does what >>35799136 said. If used, the fortress, and therefore loot, is typically lost.Targetting a single person, the dungeon keeper, with void should help. After that, a general fire and rending should settle things.
>>35799025I don't think "person" targets a person. I think it creates one. Remember, that one girl said she tried to use a "bird" card to send a bird at the fortress; I think this card works the same way.
>>35799136>"True. Well, let's see what you got. Remember, you need to combine the cards in a way that can take down the floating dungeon. You don't have to use all of them, though."Doesn't mention loot
>>35799025>use Target+Person to focus your spell on the Dungeon Master>Void+Rend on the target to destroy his enchantments, bringing the fortress down>Fire on the target to burn the Dungeon Master
>>35799025In the light of the last few comments, lets just go with rend + person + fire
>>35799164True, but the dungeon keeper is clearly important. Removing him can only be a good thing.
>>35799025Wait wait wait wait, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO BECOME A GOD!?
>>35799025(Rend+Void)+Person.Create a person made out of anti-void, a folded pocket of universal containment. Have him just walk on into the fortress and stuff the loot into himself and walk back out.
Use void, person, target to call in a deep strike of space marines. Use rend and fire to equip them with chainswords and flamers
Alright... We'll rend the fortress with fire. If the keeper tries to do anything maybe a target and void card will work..."I play-">Aliysa raises her had."Hold on, you won last round. Don't you think it's fair that I go first?" She asks."Huh..? Oh... Uhm, sure.""Thank you. I play Summon chained with God. Then I activate my Control card along with Target and Destroy. He targets the dungeon and only the dungeon and destroys it.">The cards do exactly that. Loot rains down from the sky."Looks like I win. That'll be 20 Alm, please."
>>35799196Not important, return to lewding the Ali
>>35799196Give it time, in a few months we'll have a new body and then we'll rule creation from a glorious construct made from ether.Instead of being stuck in a fucking Christmas ornament.
>>35799217Play void person to summon blood ravens to steal his loot
>>35799217Lets play for double or nothing this time!
>>35799217Play Void. Now! Void her turn!
>>35799217void her god
>>35799217Void God.Resume combo.gg no re
>>35799217Dramatically Exclaim she activated our Trap Card, and use Target -> Void to negate her attack, then use Rend and Fire to win.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35799217WE DON'T HAVE MONEY ON US, DO WE?PLAY AGAIN, PLAY UNTIL YOU WINDO NOT GIVE UP, YOUNG TALI
>>35799246>Three hours later, we're naked and collared to her
>>35799217Play void. If we don't win, no one wins.
>>35799217void void void
>>35799217The void god suggestions seem decent.
>>35799249>>35799257>>35799244That is stupid enough to work
>>35799249This.Void that bullshit.
void the summon card. would break the entire combo.
>>35799217Void her victory.
>>35799217I thought we agreed that the loser owes a favor, not money. So we owe her a favor now.
>>35799217Use void to make the loot disappear and rend the dungeon back to normal
>>35799217Target void god, then use person to steal her loot. she has nothing in hand so she can't do anything.
>>35799217Target her God. Void.
>>35799217Two target cards?Cheater!
>>35799297>"How about this. The winner also gets one favor from the loser.">also gets
>>35799297The word used was "also" so that's money and favor.
>>35799217Void her god, rend the dungeon keeper with fire.
>>35799308This guy knows what's up.
>>35799217And once we Void her shut admonish her for getting caught cheating.Also, who the hell let this chick deal her own cards?
>Tali uses Target and Void to get rid of the god. Alisya's last move is cancelled restoring the dungeon."Oh come on!" She exclaims. "That is crap! I was just about to win this!""You activated my trap card.""That's a different game! Come on, double or nothing! Let's do this!">Tessa speaks up."Isn't there only one copy of each card in the deck? How do you both have Target?"1/2
>>35799217She reminds me of Queenie.God I want to fuck the smug out of her.
>>35799385That cheating knife-ear treehugger![angry orb noises]
>>35799385That...oh. Oh dear, Ali, did you cheat?Oh, this is GLORIOUS
>>35799381>>35799385Boom! Called that shit!
grab her target card and use your powers to counteract it!
>>35799217Play Rend + Void to remove the void of the dungeon, restoring it.
>>35799409How does an angry orb sound like?
>>35799423stare at her.
>>35799423BLACKMAIL, BLACKMAIL, BLACKMAIL!
>>35799423Gib muney pls.
>>35799385Let's check how many cards she has hidden up her sleeves or behind those humongous ears. If she's cheating, that's an automatic loss.
>>35799423Rend/Fire/Person.A.K.A. thwap her.
>>35799423Haha, since you cheated, you're disqualified. I WIN!
>>35799423Like the sweat perling up on her face.Then play rend/fire/person
>>35799235>Give it time, in a few months we'll have a new body and then we'll rule creation from a glorious construct made from ether.>Instead of being stuck in a fucking Christmas ornament.you can rule all you want, I'll be far away when your soul gets trapped in a Christmas ornament
>>35799427Take this thread and get Gilbert Gottfried to read all the posts and then play them slightly overlapping while a droning fan plays in the background.
>>35799423Slowly inch your face closer and closer to her while giving her the stink eye
>>35799423CHEATER CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER
>>35799423Lecture her. She shouldn't cheat if she can't manage to do so without getting caught.
>>35799423Now you owe us TWO favors.
And this, Tali, is exactly how mature we are.I expect more from you, of course.>>35799471haaaaaa
>>35799423Poke her forehead and say "cheater boop cheater boop cheaters pay up whoopdie doop"
>>35799423Well, we've got to give her some credit, since we didn't catch her. How did she sneak in an extra card, anyway?Be a good sport about this. It'll endear her to you.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35799423Technically she could turn this around on us and say that we cheated too. Let's just call it even.
>>35799423Victory by default
>>35799423Wait, is glamour magic your specialty too?From what I remember, it's a rare case to have multiple elves that specialize in the same thing at the same place, right?
>>35799423Now you have a choice, Tali. Do you attempt to help her save face? Perhaps by saying that you heard that some editions of this deck are known to have extra bonus cards to spice gameplay up? She might be grateful if you offer her an out to this.On the other hand, you could knock her down a peg by letting this take its course. But that might make future encounters with her more difficult in the future. Do you want to create a bit of friction in this tight-knit group, or possibly try to get your foot in the door?
>>35799499Glamour was elf thing
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35799423"Are you ok? You're sweating a lot. Do you need to LIE down? I think you might be allergic to CHEATING or something."And then make a face so smug that they'll all want to fuck the smug out of you.
>>35799496If we go with >>35799495 and act like we're impressed, we might get her to brag about how she did it.
>>35799515no every elf is really good at one kind of magic we just happen to be glamour
>>35799423GIVE US YOUR SHIRT
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35799520Sounds like a good plan to me.
>>35799520NoRub her face in it
>>35799536Yeah, but we're disguised as a human. Claiming that we're an elf will blow our cover.
>>35799580are you high or something I just was correcting on elves
>>35799610>are you high or somethingI wish. So damn hard to get good weed around here.
>>35799423Grab her Target card and examine it carefully.
>Tali stares at her as hard as he can. It doesn't take long before she cracks."Alright, alright." She says. "I cheated.." She undoes a button on her shirt and pulls out several cards that were tucked away. Tali can spot cards that say God, Move, and Target."That's how you were winning all our games!" Tessa cries out."Yeah...""I had to do horrible things because of that!""Yeaaaah. Sorry.">She smiles at Tali."This is the first time I've been caught." The elf says. "Even if Tessa helped you that's still impressive. You win the bet. I'll do you one favor. Oh, and here.">She tosses him a pouch filled with coins."Good game." She says.
>>35799664GIVE US YOUR SHIRT
>>35799664THE FAVORYou have to let me grope you whenever I feel like it
>>35799664Victory!"What horrible things?"
>>35799664Well, shit.Split it 50-50 if she teaches you how to cheat without magic?
>>35799664Oh no, Double or nothing if you lose again you have to do all the terrible thing Tessa did while we watch
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35799664I roll to project [angry orb noises] at the cheaty girl elf.
>>35799664StaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareJust keep staring, she'll crack more.
>>35799664Buy dinner/snacks for everyone with the money.
>>35799664Take her out to dinner. Elf Pride, World Wide.Also go visit sorter.
>>35799664Don't cash in the favor yet. And when we're done exploring, we can use the money to take her out to dinner and talk to her about the school.
>>35799664>horrible thingsWe're all ears.
>>35799664Know it time to cement you position as the best Pedal.Offer to by everyone lunch.
>>35799664Hold favor in reserve, just in case. Also what horrible things?
>>35799465>the voices sound like Gilbert GottfriedTali, man, what did you do back at your old school to make the teachers punish you like this?
>>35799664GG, continue tour
>>35799664Don't cash favor yet. Get back to the tour
>>35799664Isn't her face kinda wide?Now buy everyone dinner
>>35799664Well, that's actually pretty impressive. We didn't see her sneak those cards out of her shirt at all.Wait, how many times did she play for a wager? If she was cheating, shouldn't they all be invalidated?
>>35799664>try to get two favors because she cheated
>>35799664If she made others do horrible things with her cheats, she should have to do some horrible things as well.
>>35799754Seconding this. Make sure to get 99c too. Victory Lunch is on us.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35799728I AGREE, TAKE HER TO DINNERELF PRIDEWORLD WIDE
>>35799664grab cards from hole in her dress.
>>35799810>>35799728ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>35799818No, put US in the hole!
>Orb tells him to disguise as a human>Orb starts screaming about elf supremacySasuga orb
>>35799801Have lunch in the eyeball room so it doesn't feel lonely.
>>35799835ELF PRIDEWORLD WIDE(also actually reveal you're an elf)
>>35799870We just came from the sempeye. Don't be needy, anon.
>>35799863NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE ORB WANTS! NOT EVEN THE ORB!
>>35799935THE ORB WANTS BOOTY, OBVIOUSLY
"I'll hold onto that favor for now." He turns to Tessa. "What did she make you do?""She... She had me walk around school with a cone on my head all day... It was horrible..." The Undine starts to tear up."That was funny." Lan says. Tessa's lip trembles. ".. Not that funny, though.">Tali examines the money he was just given."Hey, if you guys are free later maybe we could all have lunch? It'd be nice to get to talk to the class some more.""Sure!" Alisya says. "I like you, Tali. I think we'll get along just fine.""I'd love to go." Tessa says as she wipes away her tears.>Lan clears her throat and stands up."Alright, we can't stay here all day. Tali, let's get to exploring. We still got a whole school to uncover. Where to next? And don't worry about asking me too many questions along the way."
>>35799919ya never got why he is hiding his ears
>>35799966Show us the room where you keep all the secrets that other schools keep trying to steal!
>>35799966TO THE POOL, GO FIND GIRLS IN SWIMSUITS
>>35799966To the classrooms!
>>35799966You need to know where the toilets are. That's obviously essential.Probably also a library, you are a spy.
>>35799966Classroom! The better to nick stuff when there's no one around.
>>35799966Let's go see the sporting area.
>>35799966Let's go see that person whose trying to become a god.
>>35799966Where are the classrooms and the library? And from where will we get supplies?Then some other locations, such as the infirmary, the cafeteria, the bathrooms...
>>35799966fixed that for ya, conehead
>>35799966Was seh trying to install VLC?
>>35799966Hey, that doesn't look too bad. It looks kind of neat, actually. Like a witch's hat.
>>35800157We were in worse stuff probably.
>>35800079Ques is saved. THank you, based anon.
>>35799966>>35800079I dont see it.
>>35799966Can we see the giant eagles that deliver stuff here?
>>35800253Maybe we can ask them where OUR FUCKING SILMARILS ARE.
>>35799966What kind of stuff do they usually import and export from the ground?What kind of facilities are here, besides the school? Is there a "college town" with shops and restaurants and stuff like that?Have there been any interesting incidents lately? Thefts, invasions, ancient evils awakening, that sort of thing?
>>35800322>ancient evils awakeningDude, you can't just give away the senior year final exam like that! They're meant to defeat it as if they were the chosen ones!
"Let's check out the classrooms.""Sure thing. See you guys later~" The Aelor waves at Tessa and Aliysa then heads off with Tali.>As they walk to the classroom Lan points out other rooms of note. The lavatory, bathing room, mail rooms, and a place where one can buy snacks.>Tali asks her what other facilities does the school have. It seems pretty big."We have just about everything to be self sustaining. Entertainment, food, book stores, clothing stores. Anything you could want is here and if there's anything you don't want you can order it. We have giant eagles that deliver once a week to bring students things they can't find here. It's pretty easy to request something, too.">They exit the tower and end up back in the main hall. A few more stairs are climbed before they arrive at a hallway with several doors. Lan takes Tali to the door marked with their class symbol.>Inside is a tall woman with blonde hair writing on a board. She turns when she hears the door open and looks at the two students."Ah, welcome." She says. Her voice is very soft, barely above a whisper. "You must be the other new student. Vendal just left with the other one. I am the head of the class. You may call me Professor Holly.""Ah, hi. I'm Tali." He shakes her hand."Well, Tali," Even with his superior ears he still has to really listen to hear her. "I welcome you to Petal Class. If there is ever anything you wish to know about the arcane feel free to ask me."
>>35800375>we are the final exam
>>35800397How many boob augmentation runes did you inscribe on yourself?
>>35800397Tell her to explain to us the runes in the background, I WANT TO KNOW MORE.
>>35800397Stop staring, Tali.And ask her about the school. What will you learn, what your classes are, are there any special requirements, exams, stuff like that.
>>35800444>>35800437Those questions may be related.
>>35800397Ask her what to do if you only got into a magic school because your artifact flirted with theirs until they let you in
>>35800397RUUUUUNES. Ask about them! How do they work?
>>35800397That's a pretty interesting formula on the board. What's its history?>captcha: SOCIETIES becluxYeah, it is kind of like we've got our own miniature society here on the floating island.
>>35800397Ask what's the spell on the whiteboard
>>35800397>You may call me Professor HollyIsn't it customary for you to ask my name and if I'm a boy or a girl first Professor? Or are we skipping right to where you show me what I can pick from for my starter?
>>35800397"I heard the school is doing experiments following Rodercom's theories about non-magical temporal displacement
>>35800437And how quickly can we learn them?
>>35800397everything.captcha :101yep definitely everything
>>35800397Ask her what she did before coming here. Adventures, research, etc. Also ask how our big sister's 'experiments' with healing hooch are going.
>>35800437This is the important question.
>>35800525Not for us, but to help healing disadvantaged girls.
>>35800499Supporting for...purely selfless reasons.
>>35800641We're gonna give our boss boobs, aren't we?
>>35800658We're gonna give everyone boobs!
>>35800658The best way to do it is to go back in time. Then you'll know it worked cause it already happened.
"What's that on the board?" He asks as he points to the runes and circles."Ah, that." She walks over to the board with Tali and Lan following. "I'm going over this tomorrow but I suppose I can give you a sneak peek. This is a very basic healing spell. See? With these runes arranged like this it cures small wounds. It does draw energy from the caster but it should be minimal since this is designed to heal only small damaging wounds.""I see..."What."In Petal Class we'll be learning spells like this. But I'm sure you'll be given other classes as well. You already have a spellbook, right?""Mhmm.""What kind of spells did you learn before coming here?"...That book is completely empty...I don't even know how to spell craft...
>>35800715Learn the boob rune tali
>>35800715*blank stare*PANIC INTERNALLY
>>35800715I only learned a few minor illusion cantrips, I was working on more spells but a spiteful sibling destroyed my work so back to square one I guess.
>>35800715Tell her honestly, you only got into the school because the sorting eye thingy thought your insane magic ball was interesting.
>>35800715Did the boys' school really not teach you anything about magic before sending you in as a spy? We ought to send a complaint to them if we get the chance.
>>35800748Fuck that, I say we panic externally.
>>35800715Show her the runework you have for "Transmute: Wounds to Milkshake. It's both Soothing and Delicious."
>>35800757Don't tell her about the orb. Just say that the eye saw you had "potential", even though you don't have much magical knowledge at all.
>>35800715Alright gimme a sec...hmm...Oh, just say you primarily use glamour cantrips, since they solve most situations peacefully, but you've always been fascinated by magical theory. You chose petal class because the body is complex and the methods for healing that are as complex as they are varied.As for the runes...
>>35800715Desperately recall what our sister always mentioned from school, kind of shuffle your feet and act embarrassed.
>>35800715Uh... HERE TALIA BASIC FIRE SPELL, JUST DRAW THESE RUNES I'M PROJECTING INTO YOUR HEAD.
>>35800715"Well, I'm able to talk with spirits and ask for their advice."
>>35800787Addendum: I believe it's Target Wound, with internal Mana as Power Source, then the Runes for transmute and Milkshake.
>>35800715Be honest with her. You practiced intuitive spellcasting without using runes, focusing on glamour magic.
>>35800766Seconded, this kind of thing is probably why we always lose the competitions.
>>35800794yes you are just naturally smart, but haven't had any formal education.
>>35800715We, um, can cast spells like FUL IR and YA IR and ZO KATH RA?
>>35800715Alright, we got a basic target, focused on quickly healing the person. It seems to cycle on itself, so we've got speed, wholeness, and I believe that's the school's primary heal rune. It basically just accelerates healing until the wound is healed.Will act quickly enough and cause little drain, so long as the wound is small, but it's not going to solve your big problems on its own.
Does the QM have drawings on the twitter, or something to explain this general setting?I mean, I understand it somewhat, but the cards and runes and whatnot confuse me, is there an overview/explanation?
>>35800807JESUS FUCK NO DON'T THAT IS BAD IDEA
>>35800715You know some spells from the game! Illusion them onto your book, and show her.
>>35800868As far as I know, no.I think the point is we're meant to be as confused as Tali is.
>>35800807What does this do?
>>35800715Hey Tali, have this.
"Ah well... I actually don't know any. I mostly get by casting spells without runes and they're nothing special..">Holly raises an eyebrow."That is a very rare gift," She says. "Even if it's minor magic there are very few who can cast without the language of magic. Still, if you're a beginner you've come to the perfect place. And the right time of the year, too. Lan, would you mind giving him the basics? My throat is aching.""Not a problem, Professor. Alright, Tali, listen up!">She writes down some runes on the board."So, to use spells you gotta know the runes. Consider it an old old old form of writing. These runes are a gift from Thomahar and Serin, the gods of Magic and Law. With them we can use what is normally chaotic energy and structure them to do what we want.>She points to the runes."A wizard's strength is limited only by the amount of fuel he has for any given spell, the runes he knows, and his ability to craft spells. Here are three runes. Target, a fuel rune, and Fire. The Fuel rune targets the caster as the source of fuel so it'll just run off of mana."1/2
The runes appear to be at least based on that homered runic magic system that was all the rage on /tg/ a while back. I'm on my phone or I would link it. Idk how helpful it would be though, may be the whole deal
>>35800937>giving him the basics>HIMShe knows!
>>35800915I actually understand it.The xx means the wound, and it's got a >> for fast, a |v| for heal, and a whatchacallit that I have no clue for. Obviously, the circle with a line is a target.
>>35800937>Lan, would you mind giving him the basics?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>35800937>With them we can use what is normally chaotic energy and structure them to do what we want.Wait a second.Didn't the sorting eyeball say that we are essentially a giant ball of infinite chaos?So doesn't that mean we're essentially a ball of infinite energy?TALI! LEARN WHATEVER RUNE WE ARE! DO IT.
>>35800959That's what I was thinking too.Here's the pdf for anyone interested.
>>35800937Since there is a Rune of Ice Cream and a Rune of Milkshake, which of the gods liked Ice Cream and Milkshakes enough to make magical runes for it?
>>35800968>>35800982Of course she'd know, she's a medic.
>>35800968GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
>>35800937..Tali, you need to play that card game more, with more scenarios...
>>35800969>>35800937Alright, so the |V| is for mana use.So, if we were to...brbHere's a spell you should FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT CAST ON SOMEONE YOU LIKE
>>35800937>Even as she says He the two don't seem to notice the error.Glamour magic is the best."Oh, and here's one for Create. Okay, so you got the runes, right? Now by themselves they're mostly useless. However, when contained within a circle and chained to other circled runes they have power.">She draws on the board some more."There. Each spell consists of three parts, always in order. These parts are the Trigger, Fuel Source, and Effect. You can tell what the Trigger is by the arrow line pointing to it. So right here the Trigger is Target. Right after that is the Fuel Source, the caster. After that is the effect of the spell which reads Create Fire on Target. Fire and Target are linked together by a curved line for clarity but the spell can work without it. It's a bit sloppy but it'll get the job done. That's pretty much the basics of it."
>>35801022Better question is which didn't?Because those are obviously the bad guys.
>>35801048Psssst. Hey Tali, I got a cool rune for you.
>>35801048>>35801042>>35800995BEHOLD THE ARCANE SECRETS OF THE WHISPERERS!COWER BEFORE OUR MASTERY OF MAGIC!
>>35801073But we already have ZA WARUDO over at >>35800936
>>35801073Dude.Dude no.That's not cool, dude.
>>35801048So how about poisonous cloud, fifty by fifty by fifty cube?
>>35801048Who didn't notice it? Because if she recognizes that you're actually a boy, she'll probably try to give you disinformation at some point. If she doesn't know that you know, you might be able to figure out what's really going on based on how she tries to trick you.
>>35801073It seems as though the rules are a little different
>>35801048Hold on. What does the Trigger rune do? "Fuel Source" and "Effect" are pretty obvious, but I'm not too sure about the first one.
>>35801073If we create rune for every single word, we might as well ditch them and spell it out (heh) in plaintext.
>>35801116BEHOLD OUR SLIGHTLY ARCHAIC ARCANE KNOWLEDGE!
>>35801130there is no trigger rune, there is a trigger line.
>>35801130Trigger is basically what activates the spell in the first place.Your trigger is the target, and what the fuel source leads to with the arrow.
>>35801048Tali, quick. Write up this spell and then cast it.
>>35801048Cool. What do the runes on her booze do?
>>35801048Seems straightforward enough. So how do we refine spells? Adding additional triggers, or what form the spell should take, and so on?I wonder if we can combine these runes with the ones we picked up during that card game.
>>35801170Surely nothing bad can happen.
>>35801048See what happens if you put the target self as fuel rune on the orb. Then attach it to some other rune, preferably something that won't kill people, and see what it do.We're infinite chaos, magic uses chaos as fuel.What's the worst that could happen?
>>35801170What are the 2 symbols before milkshake?
>>35801048"What's the rune for artifact?"
>>35801198We will sacrifice an anon each time we cast a spell.I am ok with this.
>>35801214The N is convert, the A is energy.
>>35801198We burn ourselves up as fuel for some spell that does nothing of significance.
>>35801225I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be hard to find in a book later.
>>35801198The spirits of /tg/ manage to break away from the orb and lewd up the school
>>35801254..Convert energy to milkshakes?
>>35801130"So there's a trigger rune or..?""No no. Trigger line. It has an arrow. It's different from the other lines in that it tells you what activates the spell." She points to her bottle "See that rune on top and how it has an arrow pointing to it? That's the Trigger. When I fulfill the Trigger the spell takes it's fuel from the next rune which is the Fuel Source and then casts the Spell. Also! Never ever ever ever cast a spell that would drain too much energy. If you use your own mana as the fuel source and run out the spell will just fail and kill you. If you use a mana gem or something and the spell takes too much from that it'll destroy the gem and then fail. Can I see your book?">Tali nods and hands her his Spellbook. She scribbles something down in it and hands it back."There. You should start keeping track of Runes you learn. It'll be pretty damn helpful. Oh! Before I forget only a few things can hold magic and not burn out. That is a spellbook like this, certain scrolls, artifacts, and living flesh. That spell on the board ain't gonna do nothing even if we try and activate it. Also a spell can only work on paper if it's all on one page. No having spells on multiple pages.">She smiles."That should be it. Any questions?"
>>35801266Yes. That spell is "Convert Energy to Milkshakes."
>>35801266Yes. Use the orb to summon milkshake tsunami.
>>35801266We need to connect it to the orbMILKSHAKE CANNON
>>35801266Wrongquote, meant for >>35801239
>>35801048What is the rune for ebola?
>>35801278Ask her about Dairymancy and Milkshake Magic, dammit.
>>35801278CAST MILKSHAKE SPELL as a trial.See if it actually really works that way.
>>35801278GET TO LUNCH WITH THE REST OF PETAL CLASS
>>35801302..Maybe find a rune for us first, so Tali doesn't burn himself out.
>>35801278How would you craft a spell to transmute milkshakes to ebola?Or augment boobs.
Is there a symbol for remove?
>>35801278I think that about covers it.
>>35801314Why would you want to transmute Milkshakes to Ebola?Why not transmute Ebola to Milkshakes.
>>35801278Is the fuel source rune that's written there in the book only good for using yourself? What are some of the other fuel source runes?
>>35801278Nah. Time to obtain substance. Well, for you any way.
>>35801314Wait, what if we use a disease as the fuel source? Even if the spell fails, would that mean we'd killed and thus cured the disease? Could we turn Ebola into milkshakes?
>>35801278What does the round trigger mean?
>>35801278So, in that case since the Trigger is a target, the spell would be activated when the caster selects a target?How many of the runes in the card game are actual runes? Could we use a spell that creates ice cream? Or that uses ice cream as fuel?
>>35801328Alternatively, translate Ebola or milkshakes into boobs.
>>35801351Wait, this is genius.We use diseases to fuel healing spells!
>>35801278Can spells be made to work in reverse so for example if somebody uses fire spell on you, could you cast it backwards to return it to mana?
Doesn't taretina someone else as fuel for some dumb epic spell like summon universe just kill them, no save, no resist?
>>35801373So a spell that makes boobs an incredibly contagious disease?
>>35801278How do I know if I'm using too mich mana?
>>35801278How do the various runes work when used as a Trigger? What if we used Fire as the Trigger? Or Gold?
So here are the runes we've run into so far.
>>35801442we need to master the "rend icecream" spell.And RUIN some parties.
>>35801278Ask her what the rune for alcohol is. Theres gotta be one, what with her being a booze mage
>>35801278How do you determine how much energy a spell will use?
>>35801406Pretty much, yeah. First we need to find what the rune for boobs is though.
>>35801468I wonder what would happen if we casted "Reverse Ice Cream."
>>35801417I'm pretty sure not all runes can work as triggers or mana sources. I think the process goes, you first decide what the spell should do and then choose the runes to achieve the result. Just chaining runes without an idea of an effect would produce nothing.
>>35801481It might reverse the process that made the ice cream, turning it into a slop of its base components?
>>35801442>Circumpunct for goldGREAT TASTE LARRO
>>35801481It breaks back down into its base ingredients?
>>35801442What if targeted the orb with an amplify spell using the orb as fuel?Would it amplify the chaos infinitely?
>>35801442That downward line thing >>35800715 is either Heal or Wound.Might want to ask her which it is
This whole thread.
>>35801351Ebola as fuel source, target self, amplify>I am growing stronger every day
"How does a spell determine how much energy is used?""It's kinda iffy." Lan says. "You kinda gotta guess and experiment. But so long as you don't try to do something stupid like Move Mountain you should be okay. In general if it can be done by you normally you should be okay.""Alright... Can you give me the rune for Artifact?""Hehe, it's not up to me to give you runes. Those were just the basics. You'll have to wait til you take some more classes to get runes. Besides, you don't wanna mess with Artifacts when you're just starting.""Can anything be a trigger?""Sorta? It tends to be verbs. Like Target, Point, Touch.">>35801170Hmm... I don't know what that last rune is. Sundae? I'd rather not tempt using one I haven't seen myself... I'll replace Sundae with ice cream. What's the other two?Alright, I'll trust you guys with this...>Tali inscribes the spell into his book. It glows slightly.>He places his hand on the spell and wills it to be cast.>There is a blast of blinding white light. When it clears an ice cream hovers in front of him."I did it!">Holly peers at the spell."... Oh dear..."1/3
>>35801576I believe that's the spell currently being used by the Obama administration.
>>35801576>amplify personDiseases that grant superpowers
>>35801569It's only just beginning.
>>35801599BROKEN ARROW BROKEN ARROW
>>35801278>No having spells on multiple pages.Magnifying glass and a really sharp pencil. Solved.
>>35801599>Besides, you don't wanna mess with Artifacts when you're just starting."Bitch don't know what she's talking about. You're a champ, Tali.
>>35801599Hmm, maybe learning magic from board games isn't a good idea?Well, atleast your happy face is adorable~
>>35801599His ears poppedo ut
>>35801599Ah...I feel kinda light headed...>Lan looks at the spell."Did he just convert energy into ice cream?""Mhmm." Holly says."Oh boy."What..?Why does everyone looks so concerned?"Shouldn't have used yourself as fuel for a conversion spell, kid."AhI can't feel myanything2/3
>>35801616Oh god I love flowcharts
>>35801662Welp. Guess we can see the infirmary now
>>35801662I told you to use the orb as fuel, kid. Why didn't you listen?
>>35801662Oh god, we got boss killed in the second thread.This one didn't even last a whole day!
>>35801662He again? THEY KNOW
>>35801662Turning yourself into Ice cream eh. I wonder if semen works as an energy source.
>>35801662Well that's encouraging, we don't have enough mana to power even a simple ice cream spell.
>>35801662>heWell our secret's out.
>>35801662Don't worry, you've just become a dairy lich
>>35801662reverse spell, convert ice cream to energy
>>35801662>Find out rune for clothing>Convert clothing into icecream
>>35801662Quick, reverse the spell. Cast Ice Cream to Energy!
What would happen if we used void as fuel source?
>>35801714So you mean to say, eat it?
>>35801662>Tali wakes up.Oh.I'm not dead.>He's in a clean white room and in clothes that are not his own. Lan is napping beside him.
>>35801662please don't dieits been so long since i had someone sane to talk to
>>35801745WE BLEW OUR COVERGODDAMNIT
>>35801745Oh no, the chaotic energies turned you into a man!
>>35801745Reapply illusions, you flat elfy bastard.
>>35801662All these pronoun slips. Thoug in this case it's probably happening.Goddamn, we just got in the school and already fucked ti up.
>>35801745Quickly recast glamour, make sure they haven't found out about us(the orb). Try not to panic
>>35801745I hope that glamour kept working while you were out... might want to check real quick
>>35801745Sit and ponder for a moment about levelling up so you don't faint out from low-level magic.
>>35801771Calling a dude flat isn't exactly an offense you half cracked christmas ornament.
Idea: What about using illusions as fuel for spells?Tali is pretty boss at illusions, and this way it can't kill him if the spell's too much.
>>35801745TALIIF YOU'RE HEARING THIS, WE ARE STILL SECURELY IMPLANTED IN YOUR ANUS WITH THE REST OF YOUR INVENTORY
>>35801745>can't even convert energy into matterYou're a shitty wizard.
>>35801745Wait they went through your clothes and let you keep the orb?
>>35801745Ask about your ice cream. You nearly died to make that stuff!
>>35801801Seconding.What kind of wizard can't rend the laws of reality and make them his bitch?
>>35801745Reapply glamour, up it a bit to make sure our drunk friend doesn't notice.Oh, and fume over the loss of icecream.
>>35801801Is he? Or did he have bad teachers back at the other school. For crying out, they sent him here with a book without teaching the poor guy any runes, let alone basic magic knowledge
>>35801745I see that you're not wearing the Orb....
>>35801792I've always taken it as an insult.;_;
>>35801847I am sorry.
Oh shit, I just realized. They aren't going to kick us out because we're a dude. They're going to keep us here in exchange for us spying on our own school.Tali is now a double-agent.
>>35801800WHAT.>Tali looks around. The orb is right next to him.Oh... You scared me... Looks like we're still linked.>Tali examines himself. The glamour magic held up the whole time, it seems.Yep, still good. This thing is designed to go on until I will it away or someone breaks it. Even if I pass out. I need to be careful though since it uses me as energy. If I use up too much the Glamour may end up killing me...>He shifts an the bed creaks. Lan opens her eyes."Hey~ Look who's joined the living~" She grins. "That was a pretty impressive spell, you know. But don't even try to do that again. Conversion spells are a nasty business and unless you're super confident with them or have a shit-ton of energy they're just as prone to killing the caster as they are converting anything.""Ah... I'm sorry...""Hey, no sweat. You picked the perfect place to die at.""What!? I died!?""For only like half a second. Holly got you up in no time. She was pretty impressed too. You got a lotta potential, Tali.""Thanks..." Tali feels his face flush."Also that ice cream was fucking delicious."=End of Chapter 2=
>>35801745Tali... please tell me you glamoured your junk
>>35801899OUR ICECREAM BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD
>>35801899THAT BITCH STOLE OUR ICE CREAM!Steal her booze in retaliation.
>>35801899...did you eat the ice cream made from my life-force?
>Never more flatficoh well
>>35801899And that's the end of chapter two! I hope you all enjoyed it. First protagonist death of the quest!Next chapter will be posted on twitter, as usual.I'll be around to answer any questions about the world/whatever.
>>35801899She ate our ice cream! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
>>35801899She has you inside of her Tali, and you weren't even awake for it. You've been violated.
>>35801899...What flavor was our Ice Cream?
>>35801899Well, at least we know she likes to swallow our cream.
>>35801931That KuroThat Fuwa
>>35801931We're currently at 516 posts. It's been pretty fun so far!
>>35801899>>35801925>obligatory "I can't be a bride anymore~"
>>35801931Thanks for running man. Great thread as always.
>>35801931Are there more sentient aartifacts around to have the christmas ornament bro up with?
>>35801931How soft prof Holly's hopes and dreams are?
>>35801974So if a goblin made ice cream, would it be mint flavored?And if the orb made it, would it be blueberry?>>35801975So if a goblin made ice cream, would it be mint flavored?And if the orb made it, would it be blueberry?
>>35796713May as well answer this since I forgot to in the quest.There are five races. The Undine, Aelor, Humans, Elves, and Ceer. The first four all go to the school. Undine are aquatic people like Vendal or Tessa. They tend to be blue with black eyes. Aelor are people like Lan. The Aelor have red skin, horns, and black eyes with white in them.Elves are elves.Humans are humans.The Ceer are a secretive race that keep to themselves.>>35802018There was one already shown, actually.>>35802041Yes.
>>35802077Who's the best waifu?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35802111SEMPEYE IS MY WAIFU
>>35802111To early to say, ask again later
>>35802077we should date one of those fish ladies.Either, really.
>>35802111All of them are the best.The ladies in Thorn Class are just the most best.
>>35802111The Dungeon Keeper. He gave us Awesome Loot in exchange for gold and ice cream. There's no closer bond a person could have.
>>35802195>not Lyra the knight
>>35802195Yes, Tali. You must do extensive research to make the best disguise.
>>35802210Lyra is in Thorn though.
>>35802195Do we learn only healing in our classes or do we get the other classes but less of them?
So I wanted to do this differently, but Larro [s]is a killjoy[/s] pulled veto on me.
>>35802256Think Qm said we'd get others too We're just more healing focused.
>>35802195I want to snuggle with Fuwa
>>35802256You can learn all of them but there's a general focus on healing magic.>>35802210But they're in different classes!
>>35802268And I guess I could have just ignored him, but I ain't that much of an asshole.
>>35802210I can already see Tali hurting himself again and having to be princess carried by Lyra
>>35802317We will be the white mage to her paladin.
>>35802300Up to 543 posts now. Pretty neat number.
>>35802306Anyways; enjoy a glance at Tessa's storied and lewd past. Yes, these are all Larro draws.
>>35802339GIVE ME THE FULL ONES DAMN YOU
>>35802338No, that's one off. Now it's 547.
>>35802339Also, I missed the first thread, and I'm pretty disappointed you guys didn't pick the lewdest girl to be our big sister. I mean, cmon.>>35802352Uncropped: http://imgur.com/a/C9yOC
>>35802335I'm ok with this
>>35802367this is amazing.
So what just happened in that last scene I'm a bit confused?
>>35802440He died from converting all his energy to ice cream but had a really good medic standing right next to him so he got better.
>>35802367all these lewds
>>35802453But they know he's a guy now right?
>>35802367>>35802339Now everyone knows what Tessa had to do to get money to go to school.She'll be ruined forever.But yeah, those are old drawings of Tessa from when she was in another quest with Holly.>>35802440Conversion spells are deadly. The MC tried to convert energy into ice cream and while it worked it nearly killed him.Luckily he nearly died next to the greatest healer in the school.
>>35802440We tried to convert our own energy into ice-cream. Which almost killed us, since matter-energy conversion in real life happens in particle accelerators, and even then you only end up with some minuscule amounts of matter compared to the energy invested.So even with magic, the cost was too much for his body to handle, and then he died. Only for our teacher to cast Revive on our ass and get Tali back into the game.
>>35802477No, Larro just keeps using the wrong pronoun. Pretty understandable since he is having to switch depending on if it is dialog or narration
>>35802367Not that guy, but here's a tease from part of a commission I got from Larro.
>>35802506>not pictured: Cynthia in her squid-succubus form
>>35802477Nope. His elf D remains undiscovered
>>35802557The reveal is gonna wreck his relationship something fierce.
>>35802488>She'll be ruined forever.I just want to hold her and tell her its okay.
>>35802627And then whisper into her hear:Yer a slut
>>35802488I just want to date her more now, larro.
>>35802359For the sake of keeping track, now we're at 566 posts.
>>35802506c-can I get all of that?
>>35802759When Larro finishes his commissions.
>>35802756let's make some icecream for her.
>>35802781Well, we have the rune of water. We can turn water into ice cream for her. Make her swim in ice cream if she wants to.Hell, ice-cream pool party for everyone!
>>35802781We'll need to use something else as fuel, though. Let's use wood. There's a rune for wood, right?And if we make the Trigger "fire", then all we need to do is set a tree on fire to turn it into ice cream!
>>35802815He should try using us. Pretty sure we would never run out of energy
>>35802506Who is that even meant to be.
>>35802882Does this ring a bell?
>>35802882Don't you recognize Sparkle's son?
>>35802742And we're finishing off at 577!
>>35802922>Benben preparing to defend against Rena
>>35802488What quest was that?
>>35803101It was an old one called Tales of Serda. It's dead now, though, after only a handful of updates. It takes place in the same universe but a lot of it is different. In this Tessa is an actual full fledged cleric as opposed to a student.
>>35803174Could she convert things to ice cream?
>>35803195She could convert milk into ice cream. Or cream into ice cream. Energy was still beyond her.
>>35803174>>35803208well, she's the cutest.We need to hang with her and angler girl and that one snake lady.
>>35803174>Tales of Serdahttp://tgchan.org/wiki/Tales_of_SerdaThere it is.
>>35803208Any chance How to be an Overlord will update anytime soon?
>>35802946Finally, it's 586 posts.