Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35850393/Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/TMg1RyurYou are the recently born demon,Razsezunael. And you are currently in the room of your birth, surrounded by empty plates and read books, trying to learn as much as you can about the surrounding area above your head. From what you've read it's a place humans call pleasant and beautiful. With fertile soil, prospering plant life, lack of any large amount of violent monster presences, as well a bountiful amount of natives fruits and vegetables.the area itself is known as the green cleft and it's ruled by a collection of lords, rather than a singular king, the particular area you're in is in the south and is known for it's mulled wine and wonderfully cooked fish dishes. Sadly there is not a single word about how the inhabitants tastes. or what you are exactly, which is a question digging at your recently formed mindYou sigh, closing a book titled "The green cleft's bounties, by Gralik Mchumanstomp" Before standing up and stretching your legs. You've also taken the time to eat the corpse of the sacrifice used to create youit was disappointingly blandWhat do you do? look for cultists/foo look around the room ask how you get out of this place explore the caverns write in
>>35859615> explore the cavernsCurious demon is curious. Maybe we should grab a snack for the journey
>>35859615 look around the room explore the caverns
>>35859615> explore the caverns> write inTest out the potency of our acid spit. See what happens when it touches our own skin (nothing, I hope), and see what happens if we get some on the stone of the walls. I wanna know if it can eat through.Then if our own spit doesn't burn our skin, see what happens if we lick our palm and then slam it into a rock or something. I wanna see of we can figure out some kind of acid-fu for extra range if something we're fighting is too quick or has enough reach to keep us from getting a good bite in.
>>35859696> look around the roomSeconded
>>35859615 explore the caverns
>>35859711The spit was burning through the stone dais we came into being on, so it oughta munch through walls as well. Hopefully it doesn't affect us, though I wouldn't expect it to.We could also brand our devout followers by licking a stamp and printing them with it if we wanted to get fancy
>>35859615 look around the room
>>35859711>Walk into room sucking/chewing/slobbering on fingers>Press finger through their forehead into their brain>Listen to sizzling Biting their face off is great and all, but this would be kinda neat to try.
>>35859615> look for cultists/food
You look around the room, it's covered in empty plates and read books. it's lit by torches and a few lamps plugged into strange devices. it appears to be carved from a cavern, then smoothed by some means. the stone is a dark grey and is cold to the touch. There's a large metal door, leading somewhere, the cultist left through their in a hurry when you began eating, you wonder why they did so.There is also a open cavern entrance leading somewhere else, and it interests you, so you decide to take a short walk through it.The darkness is banished by your flaming hair as you take you first cautious steps into the hole in the wall. Webs burn as you walk past.it's quite boring down here, only bugs and dirt really, though you eventually find a small pond, glowing blue, who knows how far away from the place of your birth, but you remember the way back, just fall the scorch marks.the water ripples and you see a shape dancing gracefully beneath it. it's rather large, or at least larger than the humans the created you were.the air in here is cold and stagnant, and smells of dirt and fish.What do you do? see what the water feels like leave, what a boring place try and get the things attention throw a rock at it write in
>>35859890> try and get the things attentionWe need to include an Ara Ara in how we get whatever it is attention
>>35859890> see what the water feels like
>>35859890> try and get the things attention
>>35859890> see what the water feels likeCuriosity and all that. Having flaming hair meant that all the minute hairs covering our body are flames too right?
>>35859964i don't fucking know?
>>35860004Well pardon me for asking. It was mentioned in the previous thread, I thought it was determined.
>>35860004We should get a Brazilian if not
You realize you've never seen water before, and decide to see what it feels like, sticking one of your hands into it, before pulling it back suddenly in shock at the sudden coldness of it.You crouch down and stick the hand in again, swishing it around and watching the water bend to your movements without a fight. you scoop some with your hand and watch it fall through your fingers, making the stone beneath your a darker color and slightly colder.You decide to see what it tastes like and try to lap some of it up, jumping back when you realize the dark shape is a lot close to you than before.A hand covered in pale blue scales grasps at where you were, searching for what disturbed it's homewhat do you do bite it leave watch it for a few minutes write in >>35860052Not trying to be rude, I just don't know, do demons have hair on their body? I don't know yet
>>35860004Headmaster,Trust me,You DON'T want to go down this line,The lewd-anon's are everywhere,Always watching.....
>>35860113> watch it for a few minutes
>>35860113> watch it for a few minutes>After awhile of watching back away slightly from the water and say hello
>>35860126I can't write lewd for shit, even if I wanted to go down the line, my own insecurities about my writing ability would stop me. So don't worry about ME writing lewd
>>35860113> write inTear a band of cloth from our clothes, then put it in the water.Let's see if we can put that thing out of the water enough for us to communicate
>>35860113> watch it for a few minutesNow'd a good chance to see where we stand in the hierarchy of the unnatural if we get attacked.>Not trying to be rude, I just don't know, do demons have hair on their body? I don't know yetApologies for misconstruing, internet lack of tone, yada yada. Just thought it'd be neat if we were covered in a fine film of fire.>>35860126What does that have to do with lewds?
>>35860113> bite it
>>35860113> watch it for a few minutesWave.
>>35860165What're your thoughts on the semi-lewd stuff other anon have written in your threads?
>>35860182>What does that have to do with lewds?Firecrotch, I guess?
>>35860165QM,Don't ever change,Please,You sir,Are Based
>>35860113 bite it
>>35860196A-yep,Was hoping no one would state it specifically because the lewds are now going to start hounding us about it....
>>35860191Meh, doesn't bother me none.
>>35860113 watch it for a few minutes
>>35860206That is not how you use commas, you tard.
>>35860182>Just thought it'd be neat if we were covered in a fine film of fire.I was hoping that's how it was too. That'd be badass.
>>35860253No need to be a dick about it mate,I've been up for roughly 24 hours,Course i'm going to be fucking up my typing
You decide to sit and watch it for a few moments, sitting down on the stone floor, watching it grasp at nothing but air before vanishing below the water. You can see the dark shape is still near the surface, so you kicked a pebble a bit a way, and the hand shoots up again, pulling down near instantly.It knows you're still here, it just does not know where you are, partially due to you above human reflexes, you imagine this thing preys upon humans, and maybe other such slow beasts.You spot a few glances of a scarred fin and tail covered in dark grey scales rising from the water everynow and again. But other than that, the thing does nothing of note but grasp at pebbles you kick into the water. What an odd beast, you think to yourself as the thing's hand grasps at the edge of the pool, where you just kicked a larger stone into, to see how it'd react.a head pops up briefly, covered in what looks like some kind of plant life, before quickly vanishing beneath the water once again what do you do try and talk to it leave see if it wants to eat a cultist write in >>35860255you may be, haven't decide yet.
>>35860395I've had plenty experience of sleep deprivation and typing that shoddily at 24hours is inexcusable really. It's like you don't understand anything about the notion of capitalization, spaces and punctuation.Not even the same guy who complained about it
>>35860397 try and talk to itThen, if it doesn't respond and even if it does see if it wants to eat a cultist
>>35860397> see if it wants to eat a cultist
>>35860397> try and talk to itHaha, you suck Kelpie.
>>35860397>[x] Try to eat it
>>35860397> try and talk to it> see if it wants to eat a cultist
>>35860395That is disgusting
>>35860397> try and talk to itWho knows what it might know?Failing that, devour the fishy
>>35860397> try and talk to it
>>35860466I don't even know why i try to be nice anymore....
>>35860395There's no way you type this badly after just 24 hours. You shouldn't be fucking up this hard until 72 minimum and that's only because that's the point where you'll start hallucinating bugs on your keyboard.
>>35860488Hey, that's looking much better already
>>35860488Because people being nice feels good?
>>35860397>>35860439>Then, if it doesn't respond and even if it doesseconded
"Hello?" you say, hoping for a response from the thing in the water. The head pops up again, and eyes as black as the stone around you stare at you from behind the wet veil of wet water grasses. the thing stares at you for a while, blinking once.Bubbles appear in front of it's mouth, making an oddly amusing noise, before it vanishes into the depths again. You turn your head, slightly confused at this whole ordeal and wondering what it is."Do you want something to eat?" you ask "I have enough things to share". Wait, why did you say share?The thing's tail splash with a loud clapping noise, showering water down on the stoney alcove you're standing on. A short burst of bubbles rises from the water.You feel, insulted? is that the word? what do you do leave get a cultist, you have plenty kick more rocks at it write in
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>35860689> kick more rocks at it>Devour it when it comes to the surface
>>35860689> get a cultist, you have plenty
>>35860689Seconding >>35860728This thing is pissing me off.
>>35860689>Dive in. Eat it.SO SHALL IT BE FOR THOSE WHO TURN AWAY OUR MERCY.
>>35860689> kick more rocks at it
>>35860689> kick more rocks at it> get a cultist, you have plenty
>>35860689Do we have any ropes? Were there any ropes back in the shitty cave?If so, get some rope, make a lasso/noose/loop/whatever and lure the mermaid to the surface and then haul it out of the water and chew on it.
>>35860689 get a cultist, you have plenty
>>35860689>Ask a cultist about what that is. Let's act according to the answer
You kick a few more rocks at it, before getting bored and seeing if a cultist will make it a bit more polite. You retrace your steps and see a rather confused looking human with stick with white threads at the end of it looking around, probably for you. He turns and sees you, his eyes wides with terror at your sudden appearence.They get even wider as you drag him into the caverns, kicking, blubbering, and begging for his life. He eventually starts kicking and begging, and just blubbers like an infant after a while. You find the cavern again and see the thing has returned to the depth you first "met' it at. With some effort you manage to push the human into the water and take a few steps back before sitting down.He rises a second or two after falling in, and reaches for the shore before he's surrounded by a burst of water, with in which you can see a vaguely human looking shape wrapping it's finned arms around his head before dragging him down.the water turns into a flurry of movement, and slowly turns red as bits of meat float to the surface and red tinted water splashes out and onto to the stone as the thing feasts on the succulent meat of the human you came across.after a few minutes, several of the mans organs float to the top of the now crimson water. the things hand appears, and place a white object near the edgeYou crawl over to look at it and see it's the cultist's skull, with a hole in the top, inside are several smooth rocks that shine lightly in the light of your hair.what do you do take the skull try and talk to the thing leave write in
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>35861169> take the skull and examine the contents> try and talk to the thing
>>35861169> take the skull
>>35861169 take the skull try and talk to the thingMaybe we can get it to help us kill the lord
>>35861169> take the skull> try and talk to the thing
you decide to take the skull with youskull full of stones added to inventoryyou try and start a conversation with the thing, but all your attempts are met with splashing and occasional appearances of seaweed head staring at you.after several minutes you grow bored of trying to talk with this thing that doesn't seem to wish to speak to you, or perhaps can't speak above the water, you may need to investigate further later, but as of now you decide to turn your back on the pound and the creature within in it and follow the scorch marks back to your birth place.when you walk in it's empty of life, which is nice since the humans here are annoying, especially the nervous one. sitting down on the slab, you place the skull down near one of the ends, about where the girl who was used to create you's head was before you ate her.you stand back and look at it from a different angle, it actually looks kind of nice there. You nod in approval of your own tastes before sitting back down, wondering what to doyou decide to ask the cultists something explore the caverns leave your birth place via iron door inspect something write in
>>35861507> leave your birth place via iron door
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>35861507>Examine the stones within the skullI wanna know if they're shiny or just plain pebbles
>>35861507You have this anoying tendancy to drop capital letters and punctuation as the threads progress.
>>35861507 leave your birth place via iron door
>>35861674I'll try and fix that
You suddenly desire a change if scenery. So you walk over to the great iron doors and with some effort manage to get them open.You walk through, not bothering to close the door behind you, and find yourself in a dimly lit room made out of wood. However you can see from a crack in the floor that it is still set in stone. It's filled with boxes and covered in cobwebs, there are also some bags of produce in the corner.It smells musty and is in need of a good cleaning, you can see a set of stairs leading up to your right, as well as another door leading to another room in the back of this room , and another to the left.You tap your foot on the ground, pondering what to do now?what do you do open the back door open the left door go up the stairs eat the produce search the crates write in
>>35861871> search the crates
>>35861871> go up the stairs
>>35861871>eat the produce>search the cratessee what we like and don't like
>>35861871 search the crates
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>35861871> search the cratesCurious demon is curious.
You tear the top of one of the crates off with a loud crack. You toss away the lid, before peering inside, withing is a large amount of pelts. Nothing of interest here.You tear the top off another crate with a loud crack, and peer within. Inside the wooden box is a whole lot of books, may need to remember this crate.You tear the side off of another crate, with an even louder crack, as well as causing salt to pour out onto your feet. You lick some of the salt out, and find it's flavor rather enjoyable.You punch a hole into another crate, and find that it's filled with fish preserved in honey. You take a few minutes to enjoy your discovery.wiping your mouth, you go to the last unmolested crate and tear the top from it with a loud crack, sending some nails flying. You look inside it, and find that it's filled with nails, quite a few of which are rusted.You shake your head and begin to move towards the stairs, when you hear footsteps coming down them. What do you do walk up the stairs find a place to hide (where) write in
>>35862140>walk up the stairsWhat is fear?
>>35862140 write inGo back to eating the fish
>>35862140>find a place to hidego back the way you came, I mean with flame hair hiding is kind of a bitch, could maybe lure whoever is coming down back to your chamber.
>>35862140Combine the salt with the fish and eat it.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>35862181This
>>35862140> walk up the stairs
>>35862140> find a place to hide (where)Fish crate.>>35862181>>35862237There isn't fear, but there is curiosity over what these people will say when they're not occupied with being terrified of us.
>>35862183>>35862197this way we state our curiosity and hunger
>>35862183I think it's gone m8>>35862140can we fit into the crate we emptied?
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>35862277Ah, fair point there, switching >>35862237 vote to eavesdropping
>>35862328Why the fuck are you rolling?
>>35862360Rolling in another quest, keep forgetting to take it off. Since there's no rolls in this quest it slips my mind, but equally makes it irrelevant.
>>35862396It's like unnecessary namefagging. Only makes you look like an attention seeker.
>>35862436Yeah, well, I beg your pardon then?
>>35862140>walk up the stairs.
You walk up the stairs, no content with waiting to see what comes down it. As you walk up, you run into a rather rotund human, wearing a strange clothing thing over his clothing. He has hair on his lip and it's the color of ash.It takes him a few moments to notice you, and when he does he turns and starts running back up the stairs, screaming before he misses as step and comes tumbling back down like a large ball.You step aside as the human bounces down the stairs, watching in slight amazement as he hits the bottom and causes the stairs to shake via his immense weight.He's still breathing, and he left the door at the top of the stairs open. His lip hair flutters with his every breath, almost enthralling you with it's movementsWhat do you do drag him somewhere go through the doro eat him search his pockets inspect the man closer
>>35862600> inspect the man closerDecide whether he looks tasty or not
>>35862600>search his pockets>go through the doro
>>35862600> inspect the man closer>Ask him what he was doing falling down the stairs
>>35862600>> inspect the man closer
>>35862600>pack him in the salt barrelGotta save a snack for later
>>35862600> search his pockets> "Why are you different from the other humans?"
>>35862723Have to admit, I laughed pretty hard at that
You walk down to get a better look at the large and tubby human. His stomach rises as you stare at him, taking in his appearance.He has little hair atop his hair, far more on his lip. Maybe he's some kind of subspecies of human? His nose is also strange, being a large, deformed thing with a round protrusion rising out from the right side of it, it looks like a mass of skin that's darker than the rest of him. How odd. You get a look into his mouth as you ponder why that's there, and notice he's missing at least two of his teeth.He's wearing a white shirt and brown pants with a supple leather belt with a bronze buckle. He's wearing the strange cloth thing over it for some reason. There's a hat not far from his head, and his shoes seem to have lost their topsWhat an odd man, you think as you begin to search his pockets. Finding a sack of coins made from gold, and a rusted key, as well as a picture of him when he was younger with a far smaller man than he. You throw the picture away.The man snorts and starts to stir.What do you do Leave through ladder door hide him somewhere kill him wait for him to wake up write in
>>35862895[x] wait for him to wake upMight as well see what's above us.
>>35862895Toy with him
>>35862895> wait for him to wake up
>>35862895>Leave through ladder door
>>35862895>questions before we eat him"What's up there?"
>>35862895The strange cloth thing sounds like vestments. If this is a priest, I wanna find out about stuff. I wanna ask if he's some subspecies of human and what's with the cloth thing.[x] wait for him to wake up
>>35862895Wait for him to wake up.Question him.Then eat him.The acid spit should serve well to cauterize his wounds as we eat, so we could eat him alive if we wanted.
>>35863119Acid doesn't work like that.
>>35863119Acid isn't heat man. It's dissolving shit.
>>35863119Yeah, lacking firehands we'd need to go quickly and he'd have to have a much higher pain tolerance to stay conscious for the ordeal.
You wait a few minutes for him to wake up, sitting down on the stairs as you watch him breath slowly, before he gradually begins to sit up and rub his head."Must've been a dream" he mumbles before he looks up and sees you, his mouth opens up and he backs up into the wall, his eyes wide open and nearly bulging out of his skull"What's up there?" You ask pointing to the door behind you "If the answer is satisfying I may kill you before I see what your guts taste like". He moves his mouth open and close several times while staring at you in disbelief, as he begins to leak like the nervous one did."Answer me" You say glaring at him, the embers in your eyes burning bright "I grow impatient and hungry". He shakes his head, and his eyes turn strange, you tilt your head, curious as to what this means.He charges you, his steps shaking the stairs. However you stick an arm out and push him right back down, sending his sprawling on the floor again. He makes some pained wheezes as he struggles to stand up. "Answer me human" You say grinding your teeth together."M...monster" he cries quietly "St..stay back, I have connections, you wouldn't last a day if you kill me""Is that a threat?" You ask smiling, showing him your "Wonderful" smile "I do so hope it is". he makes a pathetic squeeking noise and begins looking around, unable to find words as he stares at your pearly whiteswhat do you do pounce (this kills the man) drag him somewhere leave, laughing write in
>>35863221>>35863185Some acids are/have been used as cauterizing agents.
>>35863260> write inWet Willie.
>>35863221Acid generates heat when it reacts mind you drag him somewhereTaunting is fun
>>35863260> pounce (this kills the man)
>>35863260>salt barrelIf he's still alive when we get back, he'll be a lot more amenable
>>35863260Drag him to the water dork.
>>35863260>Salt Barrel If we want to we can find him later
>>35863260>and his eyes turn strangeStrange how?
>>35863185>>35863221Look up the phrase "acid cauterization"
>>35863260He's useless. I guess we get to eat him and then leave.
>>35863314I like this a lot.Not right now, but later.
You grab the man, who seems to terrified to even scream, and drag him over to the crate filled with salt, tearing off the top and tossing it away, before you try and lift him into the crate.This prove impossible, so you decide to instead pour the salt onto him and place the empty crate over him, which should be good enough, seeing as he passed out as soon as you started pulling him from the stairs.You dust your hands off, before going back to the stairs and walking up through the open door.You find yourself in a room, with a strong light coming out of some of the windows in the walls. There's a long wooden slab near the back of the room, with a strange metal thing on top of it. Next to the slab is a a door, and another stair case. The counter has several items on it, most of which are produce or tools, sadly the room appears empty.In front of the slab is a door, that has a sign reading open on the back of it, you wonder what that is about.You tap your foot on the ground as you try to decide what to dowhat do you do? open a door (front, or back) inspect the things on the slab go up the stairs write in >>35863424Determined, for a brief second think he could escape
>>35863556 inspect the things on the slab
>>35863556[x] inspect the things on the slabInformation here we come.
>>35863556> inspect the things on the slab
>>35863556>inspect the thing on the slabWe are a being made of curiosity. How could we not.
>>35863556>go up the stairsFood for me? Food for me?
We're in a church, aren't we?
>>35863633No?We're in a store. That happens to be closed right now.
>>35863556>Too fat to liftGod damn just how huge is this dude?
>>35863633Sounds like it's a shop. The metal thing is a cash register
You decide to look at the strange items on the wooden slab. You find that there's a box of lettuce, covered in droplets of water and glistening as they vanish away from the heat your hair naturally radiates.You also find a box with glass bottles filled with milk, which you drink a bottle of before moving on to the next thing on the shelf.A unidentifiable piece of meat with a cleaver sticking out of it and blood seeping into the tray that is holding it.You pick up a pair of shears, opening and closing them a few times to listen to the wonderful noise they make as you do so, but you grow bored and put them down soon afterwards, and go looking at the last thing on the slab, The strange metal thing.It's black and has a numbers written on white behind a small pane of glass. It has small drawers on one side, and is covered in circles contains numbers and symbols. You also notice that the slab has drawers as well. You stand behind the slab, wondering what this place iswhat do you do take something leave through a door go up the stairs write in
>>35863847 take somethingTake the whole cash register with us go up the stairs
>>35863847>take the cleaverIt just feels right somehow>go out the back door
>Be fatass happy shopkeeper living in nice place>Go down to cellar to get some honey fish>OH SHIT A DEMON!!>Trip and fall down the stairs>Last thoughts of my family before I hit the bottom and get knocked unconscious>Wake up>Oh thank god, it was just a dream>"What's up there?">ohfuckme.scrolls>Sweating out all my wine>Demon didn't kill me for some reason>It seems kinda retarded>Maybe I can live>Try to bluff it>Stutter the fuck out of it>Demon laughs in my face>It gets up and starts coming at me>This is how I die>Pass out again, at least I won't have to feel it>Wake up again>My eyes burn>Everything's salty>It's dark>I'm in a crate of saltFucking monsters.
>>35863847 go up the stairs
>>35863847[x] leave through a door
>>35863847] go up the stairs
You walk up the stairs and find a door. It's locked, you think about the key you found on the strange human, and stick it into the keyhole, giving it a strong twist, causing the rusty old thing to snap like a twig.luckily it complete it's one use in the world, unlocking the door for you, and you walk through as you open the the wooden thing with a creak, closing it behind you as you go.You're in a bedroom. The bed itself is covered in a dark green blanket embroidered with golden images of fish, there are two bookshelves threatening to burst on either side of it, a window with it's drapes flung open, showering the room in light. There is also a wooden chest at the foot of the bed, and a small table with a book and a lamp on it. the book is a small blue thing that is heavily worn.what do you do? search the chestsearch the bookshelves leavewrite in
>>35863984All he wanted was some honeyed fish, anon
>>35864288Read the blue book
>>35864315Well too bad. He gets salt.
>All these terrible votes that don't even matter and amount to "in which order do you want to ransack this shit?">Everything ends up being useless or incapable of talking
>>35864288>[x] Use our hair to light this place on fire>[x] leave
>>35864288>search the bookshelves
>>35864506You could've talked to the mermaid, only talks in the water.You've encountered people who are in no way prepared to suddenly find a monster in their house, or in the case of the cultists didn't think the ritual would actually work.There happens to be monsters in the caverns and outside of the shop who can talk, as well as non cowardly humans who don't faint.
>>35864563This entire thread has been:>You're in a room. Do you want to break some shit and then leave or do you just want to leave?And jumping into the water with a hostile mermaid while we're playing a fire demon sounds like an awesome thing to do...
>>35864616Your hair is made of fire, not the rest of you. And the only actual encounters I have set up are in the caverns and outside of the shop
I also cannot continue with three votes
>>35864667Then why are we even doing this? What's the point of giving people the option to root around in the shop/basement if there's no encounters and nothing to find? Why would you spend four hours writing about nothing like that? This stagnation and anti-pacing is one of the most novice of QM mistakes there is.
>>35864288 search the chest
>>35864288[x]search the bookshelvesWe've read everything so far.
>>35864728I don't know.there is stuff the find, just outside of the shop and and cultist area.And because it'd be weird to put no options to look through things when one of the main faucets of the mc's personality is curiosity.
You decide to look see what's inside the chest and bookshelves.The chest is barren except for a piece of paper, covered in ink, looking closely you notice it seems to be some kind of order form, except with the oddest orders for humans at least. Various body parts, and things you can't pronounce, it also has an address on the top right of the paperthe bookshelf is filled with books, most of which are about cooking or seem to be stories meant for lonely old women What do you do investigate what the paper is all about look at the books leave write inSorry for taking so long
>>35864288write in Search the whole fucking room and get fucking everything
>>35864810If the mc's personality dictates that they're going to do something, and there's nothing stopping them from doing it, it's almost always better to just go ahead and include it as part of the update instead of turning it into a vote like this.It would have been trivial to just go ahead and include a paragraph, or even just a sentence if you wanted to make it extra quick and dirty, about searching the place and not finding anything but some tasty fish.
>>35864935 leaveHoly shit just leave. Just leave and burn down this fucker's boring fucking house. Spit on his bed and rub our head on the walls and just go.
>>35864951Well I didn't think about that, as I'm a fucking idiot
>>35864935[x] leavePreferably more peacefully than >>35865003
>>35864935 leaveI don't want to leave but everybody is going against character so wahtever
>>35865077This is boring. I don't want to wait 20 minutes to read "You found a cookbook!" or "The chest has his wife's ye olde dildo in it!".
>>35865098I'm sorry, My mind's a bit fried today
>>35864935>[x] write inBurn the shop down.
>>35865098It's just the way QM has presented it. I agree it has become a bit tedious, but the work order thing requested body parts so mayve this guy knows some shit.
>>35864935Read the paper and if it doesn't immediately become interesting, eat it and leave.
>>35864935>[x] Go back down to the basement and eat the fat man.
We could talk to the fat man about the lord and his opinion on it. We could also ask why his basement is full of cultists.
You decide to leave the boring and dull room, since is sucking your life away from you every second you stay within it's grasping walls.You walk down the stairs, wondering what you'll do since this place seems to have nothing to do in it. And as you turn to go back into the room proper, you see a rather silly and strange sight. The strange human from before, crate still upon his head, halfway to do the door.He doesn't seem to know you're hereWhat do you do? call out to him tap him on the shoulder push him back down the stairs write inSorry for fucking up this thread
>>35865351Just smash his fucking head against the wall and leave.
>>35865351 tap him on the shoulderHi! with a fiendish smile.
>>35865351[x] call out to himInformation or more scaring the shit out of him, wither way this could be good.
>>35865351>tap him on the shoulderask about the letter
You tap the strange human on the shoulder smiling fiendishly"Hi" You say, causing him to jump slightly."Y you're still around?" He asks as he tries desperately to keep what little courage he has left "What do you want from me monster, I have nothing to give you, eat the man down the street, he's juicer""Oh I just want you to tell me about this letter I found" you say pulling forth the piece of paper"Ah" He says "Well that's the uuh order form of a very special client of mine, pays top coin for everything on the list, why does it matter to you, you're just going to eat me anyways""That may be true but you have satiated my curiosity" You say smiling "so I may not kill you just let""Oh thank god" the man says clutching his heart."Maybe"You say grinningWhat do you do now? kill him leave the shop fuck with him write inI'm not sure how much more I can run, I'm stressed as all hell and I'm not feeling to hot
>>35865611[x] fuck with himjust one more time, I don't know like unhinge our jaw or maybe just gnash our teeth and let the acid spit scare him.Afterwards we may as well[x] leave the shop
>>35865611>fuck with himhe's just to fun to kill>I'm not sure how much more I can run, I'm stressed as all hell and I'm not feeling to hothey man it's your quest, call it if you need to call it. we can pick up again later.
>>35865611> fuck with himIf you're feeling that bad, you should probably wrap up the session soon, either in the next post or the one after that.
>>35865611 leave the shopJust stop now if you're not feeling it, QM. Ain't a thing
>>35865611>[x] "Why do humans always want me to eat other humans?"
>>35865611 fuck with himfor the comedy.
>>35864728How about this? >Feed this anon to the demon>Grab everything, wrap it in a blanket and take it back to our cave-lair.>Roll the fatguy in the pond
Howmany of you are still here?
>>35865820Red one reporting in.
>>35865820I am, though only for about five more minutes.
>>35865820Here.>>35865825Its standing by dipshit
>>35865820Go to sleep if you feel like shit
>>35865820here qm, if you need to stop stop doesn't do anyone any good if you feel like crap.
>>35865820Bed is always an option.
I'm terribly sorry for this subpar thread of looting shit, but I can't go on to nightI can't think of what to write, I feel horrible, and just want to go lay down somewhere and hope I'll feel better and not so, hey I should beat my head in the wall, when i wake up,I'll go archive this real quickI'd stay around and chat, but I just don't have it in me to do that tonightfeel free to discuss or plan whatever, I'm just going to bed sorry
>>35865962Is our mouth like big or do we just have tonnes of teeth?
>>35865995You can stretch your jaw slightlyand have fuck tons of teeth
>>35865962you're being to hard on yourself, I liked this thread
>>35866009Alright, sounds good. Also, to add to the discussion earlier. I think only the top head of hair should be aflame and the rest of our body should just be like warmer to the touch than regular humans. Anyways, good thread QM!
>>35865962Had a good time. Not a big deal. If you ever want to expidite a search because you know nothing neat is to be found give the players an all encompassing search roll or something for the area/building what have you.Not sure of the particular events you had planned but mentioning that they can hear a commotion outside or having whatever it was spill into the shop or happen in the street out front of it.. also options.Sorry if I'm coming off a little, "THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD DO THINGS" just trying to be helpful.
>>35866197it's aight, it's mostly me qming for to often lately, which led to me having way less sleep than i should have had
>>35866268Well then...>GOTOBED.JPGLooking forward to the next Assassin or Monster quest.
>>35863984>ohfuckme.scrollsMy sides have just entered the nightmare realm