>>35920808
[] Human, why are you so much larger than your smaller kin
[] Where is the lord of this land?
Start with these then you decide his fate based on the answers.

Welcome back hope you're feeling better than last time.

>>35920808
[] Human, why are you so much larger than your smaller kin
[] Where is the lord of this land?

>>35920808
>[] You, stay, I shall be residing here, you tell any other about me, and you shall end up on my platter
>[] Human, why are you so much larger than your smaller kin
>[] Where is the lord of this land?

>>35920876
I am

>>35920892
Why would we want to stay here? This place sucks massive dong.

>>35920808
>[] You, stay, I shall be residing here, you tell any other about me, and you shall end up on my platter

>>35920808
>[] Human, why are you so much larger than your smaller kin

"You, Stay" I command the strange round creature "I shall be residing here until I find a more accommodating abode, you tell any other about me and you shall be the next on my platter"

The human creature nods. And my curiosity finally comes to a boil.


"Human, why are you so much larger than your smaller kin?" I ask him as I stare at his large stomach.

"W..well" He says "I..I..I"

"Answer me" I growl sounding like metal grinding together beautifully.

"I like to eat" He says suddenly


"Ah, so you are like me?" I ask "how interesting".

What do I do?
[] ask about something
[] eat him
[] leave
[] write in

>>35921082
>>[] leave

>>35921082
>[] ask about something:Where is the lord of this land and is there anything tasty here

>>35921082
[] ask about something
Where is the lord and what's the best way to get to him?

>>35920808

>[X] Human, why are you so much larger than your smaller kin
>[X] Where is the lord of this land?
>[X] I HUNGER (consume shopkeeper)

We have cultists for a place to stay. We'll just keep bumming around in his basement, eat anyone that comes down there, and tell the retard cultists to spread rumors of spoopy ghosts.

>>35921082
>"Do you think I will eventually look like you?"

anyone else?

>>35921164

Whoops. Thanks auto-update.

>>35921082

>[X] eat him unless he can arrange a better meal

We need to start feeding. He'll understand, we're just hungry.

With our luck, our acidic spit just burns every meal into a tasteless mess

>>35921082
[] eat him

>>35921142
Seconding this

"Where is the lord of this land?" I ask walking closer to the human "and what is the best way to get to him?"

"Duke Hrigan?" He says "most likely somewhere around his manor, and well, I'd say through his guards". I step closer, smiling as I feel the pangs of hunger once again.

"W..wait, I thought you were going to let me live" He shouts, his voice wavering as he hears me get closer

"Oh I never said that" I say "Now stay still, it will be over soon.

Soon the sound of flesh tearing and bone cracking echo through the small building.

I lick the blood from my mouth as I drag the humans remain down the stairs, to store them in an empty box for later consumption.

What do I do now
[] Find the lord (danger)
[] look around the town outside of the building from a window
[]Sneak out the back window 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35921496
>[]Sneak out the back window 1d20
Sneaky times abound

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35921496
[]Sneak out the back window 1d20

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>>35921496
>[] Find the lord (danger)
Fuck it,Balls deep we go!

>>35921496
Probably not much chance of clothes doing much to disguise the demonyness because of fire hair, but I just realized that we're walking around naked, aren't we.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35921496

>[X]Sneak out the back window 1d20

>>35921496
[] look around the town outside of the building from a window

>>35921548
No, you do have clothing.
stolen from the corpse that created you
before you ate it

I decide to leave the building via the back window, but I get stuck as I try and pull myself through, but manage to free myself without making much noise

I am now outside and I find it rather disapointing

trash all around me, a few bushes within via, no lights to keep this place safe at night, moss growing on the ground beneath my feet.

What do I do now
[] try and scale the wall to see what is out it 1d20
[] search alley ways
[] try to find the lord 1d20
[] go into the streets
[] write in

>>35921675
[] search alley ways
curiosity and hunger compel us

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35921675

>[X] try and scale the wall to see what is out it 1d20

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WALL

>>35921675
>[] search alley ways
Maybe there will be hobos or something

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35921675
>[] try to find the lord 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35921675
>[] try and scale the wall to see what is out it 1d20
>>35921723
pls

anyone else?

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>>35921795
>>35921764
>>35921723

>>35921675
[] search alley ways

I decide to search the alleyways, looking for anything to catch my fancy or looks tasty enough to use to help satiate my hunger with it.
I walk through the shadow draped halls, hiding behind things I have no name for as I skitter and climb out of view.

And then, I smell a scent of blood, fresh and tantalizing

Do I try and find the source?
[] yes
[] no

>>35921911
[] yes

>>35921911
>[] yes

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35921911
>[] yes

>>35921911
[] yes
Our 2 urges compel us.

I follow the delicious smell through several back alleyways

And come across a rather strangely placed door made of brass and stained red.

do I open it
[] yes
[] no

>>35921911
>[] yes

>>35922065
[] yes

>>35922065
[] yes
nothing so far has been even close to a threat to us, so why not?

>>35922065
Lick our finger to get it all acidy slobbery and poke a hole through it to peek.

>>35922065
yes

>>35922065
>[] no
>Put our ear against it and try to hear what's beyond. This will alert us to inside presence

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>>35922065
>made of brass and stained red.
...............
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>>35922117
>>35922065
seconding

I pull the brass knob on the door, shaped like a screaming face, and throw it open to see a near endless void filled to the brim with teeth, eyes, grabbing limbs, creatures that are similar to me torturing wispy things.

Spires made from bones, rivers of marrow, rain of blood.

Spiked chains hanging from the ceiling of flesh as putrid air burns my nostrils.

What do I do?
[] write in

Ok so...
How about we stop wasting our cultists? they are hard to replace.
We should try to eat some other monsters just for comparison's sake. Acquire magic. And have our cultists hunt other humans to feed us.
As long as they keep the pens stocked with humans to eat, we spare them.

>>35922223
Walk in taking it all in and keeping your senses open. See what's up. Anything in there that look's like it can take us we skedaddle.

>>35922223
Ask a thing that looks us like why it is torturing a wispy thing

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>>35922223

>Feed

My God. It's full of food.

>>35922223
Try to eat some of it? I dunno.

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>>35922265
Seconding

>>35922265
>>35922223
seconding

"Creature" I call out to the thing made of rusted metal and dripping sorrow "Why are you tormenting that thing?"

"Ah" It speaks with a voice like rotted fruit and trodded dirt "it is the soul of a sinner, this is its fate after all, though I must ask, what is a little thing like you doing outside?"

"I do not know what you mean, strange beast" I say "I was created here, and here is all I've seen"

"Oh so you're artificial are you" the thing laughs a laugh like cracking stones "well isn't that most quaint".

This creature is confusing and looks odd

What do I do
[] write in

>>35922402
>Explain?

>>35922402
I wonder what soul tastes like. Perhaps we should find out?

>>35922418
Sounds good

>>35922418
Yea, asking for more info seems good here.

>>35922432
Not here though. those souls seem spoken for, and I don't relish our chances against older more experienced beings of our kind

>>35922402
>"Can I eat one?"

>>35922402
>"Can I eat a soul? What would happen if I ate one? Why do I want to eat one so much?"

>>35922418
Going to have to agree with this anon

"Explain, metal one" I say staring into the wonderfully delicious looking place.

"We are demons" says the thing "creatures who torment and corrupt, you however are artificial, born from dark magic and a soul torn from its owner I imagine"

"I was asking about why you're tormenting the sinner's soul" I say "and why I want to eat it, as well as most everything else my eyes see"

"AH, well I imagine you're a demon of gluttony then, born of hunger, you shall forever hunger" the thing says as he tears the "Skin" from the soul "Oh maybe you just need more energy with in you, who knows"

"Gluttony?" I ask "What is this you speak of metal one"

"It's what humans call eating more than you should, or wanting to eat and eat and eat and eat" He says "rather self explanatory really, though you look little like any gluttony demons I see".

"How so?" I ask.

"My aren't you a curious thing" it says "well first off you aren't so large around the waist, and look far more grotesque"

I scratch my chin, as large flies burn past me

What do I do?
[]ask more questions
[] leave
[] go in
[] write in

>>35922777
>[]ask more questions
ALL THE QUESTIONS!

>>35922777
[]ask more questions
I also seemed compelled to learn everything that I possibly can, might that account for my unusual appearance?

>>35922777
>[]ask more questions
"What is all this?" gesture around. "I can't imagine the humans like being around this. Do they even know about the door?"

>>35922777
>[]ask more questions
"Why am I on fire?"

>>35922777
"What would happen if I ate a soul?"

>>35922862
this

>>35922777
What are the other types of demon?

>>35922843
>>35922862
>>35922918
Good questions!

Also I would like to know
>What is a sinner and why is it their fate to be tormented

"I am also compelled to learn everything I can" I say as the world around me begins to wilt and rot, the ground getting dirtied and befouled "can this perhaps account for my strange appearance"

"Perhaps" the thing says jamming a spear in an unmentionable part of the soul "it could also be because you were made via a soul of a human, rather than say an atrocity"

"That answers one question, now what's all this then" I say gesturing at the world in the door "I can't imagine the humans would much enjoy being around this, do they even know about this door". The thing laughs

"Why it's home, my curious imp" It says "And they don't, they tend to turn a blind eye towards such things, can't even force themselves to see what's before them".

"Why am I on fire?" I ask pointing at my "Hair".

The thing shrugs as it carries the soul to a pot of boiling oil. I glare in anger that my question was not answered, but the oil makes me hunger once again.

"What would happen if I ate a soul?" I ask.

"Well, you'd gain power" it says "but well, it may make the lads up top a bit angry with you, they don't much mind us tormenting the rotten ones, but eat enough souls and they start wanting your hide, but If I was you, I'd just eat whatever is sent after you, you need some meat on your bones"

"What other kinds of demons are there?" I ask

"Let me see, Envy, Lust, sloth, greed,pride, and wrath" it says going to torment a new soul "Those are ones that feed on sin, there are others types, but they're far to numerous to number, so I won't bother"

"What is a sinner and why is there fate so?" I ask

"a human or monster who commits sins" it says pulling a resisiting soul along "and their fate is so, because it is their punishment eternal"

I nod

"Sounds fair" I say

What do I do
[] write in

>>35923114
>[] write in
How do you actually eat a soul?

>>35923114
What's Sin?

>>35923114
Who are the "lads up top"
Why aren't YOU eating souls right now if eating souls makes you stronger?

>>35923114
"How would I actually go about eating a soul? The people I've eaten so far just seemed to have been meat and not much more."

>>35923151
Why are you repeating a question we just asked and got an answer for?

>>35923184
SOunds good

>>35923184
Fuck shit mean't sin,Deleting

>>35923114
Who or what judges what is a sin and what isn't? What would be a sin for creatures like us? Since I am not a normal demon is it possible I do not fit the archetypes you've put forth? Is it possible for a demon to alter it's nature?

>>35923114
What type of demon are you?

>>35923114
what can hurt me?

"how do you eat a soul?" I ask

"Like you eat anything, just have to find and catch it first" It says tossing a soul into one of the many mouths around it.

"what's a sin?" I ask

"Something humans think they shouldn't do" it says "not as bad as an atrocity or other things they consider taboo, but hey, more fun for us"

"Who are the lads up top" I ask "and why aren't you feeding to gain strength right now?"

"Ah, the holy host" It says "We used to be like them, but then we fell to our current depths of depravity".

"How does one go about consuming soul, I haven't see one yet, all the humans I've eaten where meat and bone" I say drooling at the thought of what one may taste like.

"Find it, catch it, devour it" says the thing.

"What type of demon are you?" I ask

"Oh, I was born from a mass act of killing, a thousand souls given to liquid metal, and I came out in here one day" it says "also you're letting the cold in"

"Who or what judges what is a sin and what isn't? What would be a sin for creatures like us? Since I am not a normal demon is it possible I do not fit the archetypes you've put forth? Is it possible for a demon to alter it's nature?" I ask rapidly.

"The lads up top, nothing, possibly, yes" It says just as quick barely paying attention to me

"What can hurt me?" I ask

"Well what can hurt you, what can't" it laughs "but most things can't kill you, we're tough you see"

what do I do
[] leave
[] go in
[] write in
[] try and snatch a soul 1d20
[]ask more

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35923454
>[] try and snatch a soul 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35923454
[] try and snatch a soul 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35923454
>[] try and snatch a soul 1d20

>>35923454
By snatch do you mean thieve it, or just grab it?
Because stealing from other demons when we are a neophyte is a recipe for bad end.

>>35923583
>>35923583
grab

>>35923597
ah ok. in that case its fine. a bit of catch and release.
heck, why don't we spend the day being this demon's assistant. another pair of hands would be helpful and we could learn so much by doing.

anyone else?

Ask the demon what he thinks we should do

>>35923454
Shut the door

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35923454
>[] try and snatch a soul 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35923454
>Eat soul

My curiousity and hunger need to be satiated. I rush in, propping the door with a stone.

the world screams as I swim through it, and I can hear the screaming of the damned as I make my wades towards a lost one in the air, wrapped in chains, before I pull it free.

I quickly make my way back, followed by the chains, before I break back into the world I was created in, covered in warm water and steaming.

What do I do to the screaming see through thing before me?
[] eat
[] let go
[] write in

>>35923720
[] eat

>>35923720
>[x] eat

>>35923720
>Talk to the other demon
>"Is this soul good to eat?"

>>35923720
[] eat

>>35923720
>[] eat

>>35923720
>[] eat

>>35923720
>poke it

I open my mouth wide and bite down into the smokey figure, slurping and biting it down as it's warmth is spread through my body as it is used to fuel the fire within me

I wipe my mouth. out of habit mostly

What do I do?
[] close the door, look for lord 1d20
[] MORE SOULS (hunt for lost ones or grabs some from hell) 1d20 and 1d10
[] go into hell
[] write in

>>35923891
>Find humans to corrupt into worshipping us and capturing more humans for us. We want a stable food source after all.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>35923891
>[] MORE SOULS
>grab it from Hell

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35923891
>[] close the door, look for lord 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35923891
Lost souls get

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>35923927
Seconding

>>35923891
>close the door, look for lord 1d20

>>35923926
Judging from the fact that we enjoyed the fish, I'd say we can eat more than just humans.

>Become the greatest demon chef in the world
>Open up Hell's kitchen

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35923891
>More lost souls

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35923970
Forgot to roll.

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>>35923944

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>35923927
Sounds good

>>35923972
But we enjoyed the soul. And as far as we know, only humans have souls.

Besides. We can do more with cultists than simply nom them, and I, for one, want a giant demonic cathedral.

>>35923972
I... now fear this is exactly what Gordon has done and all the idiot chiefs he has wandering around his kitchen are actually the damned. He's just torturing them and seasoning them. They're actually a meal being prepped.

>>35923999
What's wrong with normal cathedrals?

>>35923999
It WOULD make sense that them giving their selves wholly unto us would have the same effect as just eating them.

>>35924014
Not edgy enough.

>>35924014
Not enough blood and chains and slaves and stuff.

I was gonna say "not enough spikes," but have you SEEN some Gothic cathedrals?

And no one seems to notice the crit fail

>>35923999
I'm just saying, we should have some variety. And the one preparing it should be us.

>>35924014
They'd be considered holy ground, and would probably reject us.

>>35924054
Because we don't want to look for the Lord. Wait. How do dice rolls work here?

>>35924054
It would be meta-gaming if we let it sway our vote.
Trust me, we noticed it.

>>35924054
Wait, you're actually using a d20 Bo3 system where a single 1 is a critfail?

People still do that?

>>35924054
I noticed, I was just not saying anything hoping that you wouldn't notice.

>>35924087
Yes. Prepare your anus.

>>35924054
Well, I voted for catching souls from hell which uses the d10 so I figure the crit fail doesn't get used
>>35924051
>not enough slaves
What do you think the congregation are?
As for chains, Iunno, it'd make everything a bit clunky and cluttered in my opinion. We could have nice stone basins filled with blood though
>>35924059
If we got one made in our name though, that'd surely not be a holy place

>>35924087
What I don't get is why people haven't all switched to rolling after the vote is called.

>>35924125
But if it was made in our name, then it'd de facto be a demonic cathedral. Therefore.

Also I like the basin idea. Have our faithful make the Sign of the Pentagram with the blood of stillborn infants or something.

>>35924125
>cathedral
At the very least, I feel we'd be uncomfortable surrounded by arches of gold and white

I close the door, deciding to look for more delcious snacks and begin to follow my nose, but then realize I didn't sniff the treat I just had, So i decide to see if the decrepit building next to me has one by climbing through and open window and

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" a voice screams in terror as I enter the owner's bedroom

Well this is unfortunate, now I have to prepare my meal

How do I cook up the annoying morsel before me?
[] write in


>>35924125
d10 was for souls caught
eating ten boosts your power , you ate 1 already.

>>35924157
>Stillborn

Not living infants placed in each corner and sacrificed in the same instant their blood coursing through channels that form the rest of the symbol.

>>35924125
What you want is a ziggurat, great for blood sacrifices and you can look down on all your peasant followers.

>>35924181
Take it apart. Let's see if we can see where they keep the souls in these things.

>>35924181
>>35924212
Backing this. Sounds legit. Let's find the soul cavity.

>>35924168
Granite acceptable? Or should we go black marble?
>>35924157
Do we place any significance in the pentagram though? I mean it's possible we have an innate recognition for it but who knows
>>35924181
Ah fair, I thought it was just tougher to catch em from Hell and thus used a lower dice

>Flambé it with our hair

>>35924198
But cathedrals are taller and spikier. And being a short rotund person, I like tall and spiky.

>>35924181
>I whip mah flaming hair back and forth!

>>35924181
>Tear out his throat
>Skin him
>Gut him
>Stuff any vegetables you can find inside his chest cavity
>Bake him in the oven

>>35924181
Slit it's throat, bleed it out, and remove the digestive tract. Then cook it with whatever herbs and salts you can find.

>>35924222
Nah, screw black marble, too cliche. Obsidian is where it's at: black, glossy, and easy to make into razor-sharp ridges and spikes.

And I have no clue if the pentagram has any significance. We should come up with our own unholy symbol for our soon-to-be-faithful. I personally recommend forcing them to burn their good hand in order to symbolize their reliance on us for everything good that comes their way.

I also think we should claim the title "Lord of the Flames." Or maybe "Mistress of Magma" if we can find some magma.

>>35924181
Wrap them up in their own sheets and light it on fire?

>>35924273
>forcing them to burn their good hand

So they have to give us head pats?

>>35924225
This, I'm also a sucker for delicious cathedral architecture
>>35924273
Obsidian? Where are we gonna get a cathedral sized quantity of that from?
Also, just a thought, but we could probably do some very nice work of the sculptures with our acid spit. It'd be kinda like fingerpainting, but with stone as the medium..

>>35924313
I was thinking more in a ceremonial fire. And then they let us eat their lightly-seared hand, still fresh and sizzling from the ritual.

Mmmmm.

>>35924351
We make the obsidian ourselves. We are, after all, Mistress of Magma.

>>35924295
At least gut them first, otherwise we wind up with the flavor of all their guts and shit (literally) soaking into their meat.

I personally really like this: >>35924239
Especially if we find an apron.

>>35924391
I don't think Raz gives a fuck. They were just eating whole raw people up until this point.

I wonder what human meat tastes like when cooked, luckily this one is all nice and wrapped up still. And like most humans is to slow to resit me making sure it is nice and tight in it's sheets as I grab a handful of hair and rub it on top of it, causing it to catch fire as it's contents to cook alive

it starts to thrash about and the scent of it's burning skin cause me to loose my paitence and begin to dig in before it cooks properly.

I see the soul begin to rise from the mess of meat and bone that used to be it's body, and I catch it in my hands and bite into its neck, sucking down all that made it it, fueling my inner fire even more

I hear voices downstairs

souls eaten: 2

What do I do?
[] go downstairs, more food
[] leave through the window
[] write in

>>35924421
>[] leave through the window
>Take our snack with us

>>35924421
>Light the room on fire
>Then leave through the window

>>35924355
But if we want our followers to be of any use we can't go round eating their hands. Unless...
What if we do a voldemort and give them an ethereal hand in return? I'm thinking one made of fire...
>>35924421
>go downstairs, more food
Can't just snaffle a single occupant, we gotta clean the whole house. That way people won't immediately notice their absence

>>35924421
[] leave through the window

>>35924421
Leave through the window

Then enter through the door and catch them from behind when then go to investigate the screaming in the room we were just in.

>>35924467
Yes! And they'll call themselves the Order of the Burning Hand or something!

>>35924421
Light the room on fire, exit through the window, sneak back in through another window and nom the people when they're investigating the fire. That way nobody will investigate too much cause "there was a tragic fire and the house burned down, how sad."

>>35924467
We'll have to find out if we can do that first. I don't want a bunch of cripples as followers.

I run my hands through my hair, handfuls of fire falling from the cascade of burning on top of me head as I walk towards the window, and pull myself out, holding onto the unpainted ledge of it, before dropping it down, dusting off my clothing as I tear the door open with my inhuman strength as I hear footsteps behind me.

A little pack of humans, two smalls ones, one female.

The room is bare except for a few broken and aged pieces of boring and flammable furniture. The walls are unpainted, cracked, and repaired with wooden boards.

they do not notice me yet, what poor little sheep
I lick my lips

What do I do?
[] write in

>>35924630
>Rub yourself on the furniture

>>35924630
I have a soft spot for small ones..

>Capture small ones. They will eventually make good cultists.

>>35924630
I wonder if we can swallow them whole like a snake.

>>35924651
I'm now thanking God that my cat isn't a creature of flame.

>>35924662
Seconded

>>35924662
This, tell them we just killed their parents murderer or something like that

>>35924630
>[]Oooh. I was gonna say kill the smalls first, the female is less likely to flee if she thinks there's some way to save her spawn.

But >>35924662 sounds good too, so I don't know now. Put me down as undecided atm.

>>35924679
As am I

>>35924683
>>35924687
>>35924692
I know it's awful but I has feels for the childrens. Plus... if you raise them they're great servants.

>>35924718
How is it awful? We're saving their lives! I vote for capture the kids, kill the mother. After all, they'll have divided loyalties as long as she's alive.

And so ends Young Monster Quest.

Say hello to Young Demon Babysitter Quest.

>>35924741
I bet we can give them nice warm hugs too what with our body being enveloped in a thin film of flame

>>35924765
Have you ever tried babysitting? More like 'And so begins Young Monsters Quest for Real'

>>35924765
So wait we sit on them?

Raising kids sucks... good thing we have a cult to do it FOR us!
We kill the parents, kidnap the kids, bring kids to cultists
cultists raise kids into more cultists!

Once we learn magic, we can arrange for spells that trap the soul of anyone who dies within our sanctum. our cultists will provide us with ever replenishing source of souls

basically, play sorta dungeon keeper with humans serving as sycophants/cattle/slaves

>>35924765
Good point. Maybe we should try and convert the mother too, so she can raise up her little cultists for us while we gather power and nom souls.

Then again, we don't know if we even can corrupt people. So I say we kill the kids, eat the mom and then go finish off the babbies for dessert.

>>35924819
>while we gather power and nom souls.
That isn't going to happen anymore because this is just going to be people collecting from here on out.

>>35924819
>Good point. Maybe we should try and convert the mother too, so she can raise up her little cultists for us while we gather power and nom souls.
This is stupid
the mom will teach them stupid things like how life is NOT all about serving a demon, and how we are bad, and shit.
momma is food.

>>35924842
>people collecting
Nonsense, we only need two young ones to cultivate as our left and right appendage servants

>>35924842
You're kidding right? Souls are EXP we're going to nom them. We're just securing a possible alternate means for EXP generation and servants for uses which we cannot yet determine.

Idea.

What happens if we find some people, kill them, and then stuff their souls into the kids to act as some kind of slow-cooker/condenser?

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>Demon running around a house, rubbing their head on stuff to light it on fire and scratching themselves like a spiteful person with lice who wants to get lice all over someone's house, except to do arson instead.

>>35924925
>inb4 that causes them to ascend to some form of monster too

>>35924981
Now I'm curious.

We're going about this all wrong.
We can't just eat souls, we have to eat EVERYTHING.
Let's go to the bakery, eat all the baked goods, eat the baker, and then eat the bakery.
Imagine the looks on the villager's faces when they realize someone fucking ate their bakery.

The little ones, could they be trained as hounds? this train of thought enters my head as I approach them, intent on devouring their little bodies. My hunger and curiosity battle within me as I try and decide if I should eat them, or see if human pups can be trained to not be cowards as most of their kin seem to be.

I decide to take them for training purposes, wrapping them in the....carpet beneath them, their mother screams of terror covering up their screams of confusion and fear as I wrap them into the ball of carpet.

I'll at least have snacks for later if I decide that training them is to boring or difficult.

And now for the mother.

She runs down the stairs, possibly looking to save her brood from being cooked, or maybe to flee.
she sees me and....doesn't run as the fire quickly spreads, almost as hungering as me.

She glares at me as she sees my makeshift sack for snack or future project.

She's by the cooking area of this abode, I watch her curiously as she grabs a knife and charges me screaming, trying to hide her fears. Her arm makes the most lovely snapping noise as I wrench it upwards, grabbing the knife, along with a few of her fingers.

then I turn it to her, carving a nice hole into her chest, before I begin removing her organs and various meats, trying to taste the difference between them as she gurgles and cries, reaching futilely toward her captured young.

Her soul leave as her eye grow dim, and I grab it and stuff it into my mouth, chewing it with a few wet crunches

souls consumed: 3

I grab my sack of children and notice human voices over the flames, seems a crowd has gathered around the now slightly burning house

What do I do?
[] more food (walk into crowd)
[] leave through back door
[] shake the kids around to see how they react
[] write in

>>35924981
You can still eat monsters

>>35925039
>[] leave through back door

>>35925039
>[x]leave through back door.

Risking our potential pets just for food that we could easily nom at a later date is a bad idea.

>>35925039
>[] leave through back door
Lets keep it low key. Or keep the rampaging down since we want to surprise the Duke.

>>35925039
>[] leave through back door
Hey, i wonder if a cemetary is a good place to find wonder ghost snacks

>>35925039

>Fling open a window and yell "CATCH!"
>Throw the two terrified children into the crowd

>>35925039
>[] shake the kids around to see how they react
>[] leave through back door
Must deposit future hounds.

>>35925039
Let's go back to our basement birthplace and lock the kids up. It's time to play a game!

>>35925097
>Lock up
OR we hand them over to the cultist and order them to be trained.

>>35925039
>I grab my sack of children
kek

>[x] more food (walk into crowd)
Acid spit time. I want to test it out.

>>35925039
>leave through back door

>You can still eat monsters
I wouldn't have it any other way

>>35925116
I'm not sure we should leave them only to the cultists to look after. The cultists are hardly exemplary rolemodels considering we want our pets to NOT be weak, snivelling fools

>>35925116
The cultists are pretty shit man. I don't know if we can trust them to raise our hounds properly. Maybe we can contact some sort of demon support hotline.

>>35925092
I laughed. But this is a terrible idea.

>>35925190

Yeah, probably shouldn't do that if we want to see our next meal.
I still think we should eat the bakery.

I hum a tune as I walk through the back door, the squirming humans in my sack putting up and kind of funny excuse of a struggle as I open the door again, closing it behind me as I leave.

"Oh hush now" I say to my two new things "I'm not going to eat you, I just ate parents, so I shouldn't be hungry for at least a little bit, so stop crying and whining or I'll make you silent". They do not obey me as I make my way back to the basement of the shop, my birthplace. Only due to the fact most of the humans in this area of the town were to concerned with the fire than with me.
I open the door, and follow the streak of blood down to the basement, ignoring the gaggle of cultists around the half eaten corpses of the shopkeeper, his low jaw was the tastiest part.

I open the iron door, and plop the carpet sack onto the ground, turning to a human who isn't in robes, but seems rather tired

"You, make sure these two don't leave" I say flashing my teeth to make sure it listens

the cultist, a female with long hair golden in color, nods quickly as I leave.

"Great one?" one of the cultist outside asks "Di..did you do this?"

What do I say?
[] yes
[] no
[] stop caring, or you're next
[] write in

>>35925291
>[] yes,Why do you care?

>>35925291
Do what.. what's he referring to? The dead fat guy?

>>35925173
Do you have any idea how many years it takes to raise a human child?

>>35925170
Everyone is weak compared to us. we aren't getting them as warrior slaves. The cultists know to obey us, what more can you ask for in a human?

>>35925291
[] yes
I had to stretch my legs, see what I could do. Why do you care?

>>35925291

>[x] "Yes, yes I did. I hunger. Where do you go to eat?"

>>35925328
Years? We took a whole day! So... maybe.. like a half of one?

>>35925291
>[] yes,Why do you care?

>>35925316
yes

>>35925291
>[x] Does it matter?

>>35925291
>[] yes

>He didn't worship me properly. Let that be a lesson to you all.

>>35925291
yes

How about we not shit all over the cult. They are capable enough mages to have created us.

>>35925391
Probably the fat guys kid or something and is about to sperg at us.

>>35925391
Reread the first thread. Humans in this setting explicitly aren't mages. They can pull off some ritual things that are kinda sorta magicky, but they are not capable mages by any stretch of the imagination. They hardly even know what it is they made.

"Yes, Yes I did, I hungered" I said picking a bit of the human woman from my teeth "why do you care?"

"H..he owned the shop" He says "People will notice he's gone"

"And?" I ask "I was at least polite enough to drag him down here so he wouldn't be seen"

"You left a blood stain leading to him" the cultist shouts .

"I thought those were a common feature of human homes" I lie "and it's not like anyone knows I'm here"

"They know we're here" he whines

"And, you're human, you can fight off one of your own" I say walking up the stairs

"We don't have weapons" he cries "what are we going to do"

I shrug as I get into the store proper to see a more useful cultist cleaning up the bloodstain

what do I do?
[] thank him
[] grab the cleaver, so I can cut my meals up easier
[] talk to him
[] leave
[] write in

>>35925563
Tell them to get forgeries of the deed to this place. We bought it from the fat guy.

>>35925563

[x] Thank him, grab the cleaver, wander off to the local deli. The hunger is great.

>>35925563
>[] talk to him
Give him the title of Shopkeeper for his deeds.

>cultists starting to realize that maybe this wasn't such a good idea

>>35925563
>talk to him
>"You show initiative and action, you are now the shopfront."

"You are now the keeper of this shop" I say as I crawl back out the back window "do your job well, human".

He gives me a thumbs up and goes back the cleaning up the scarlet on the floor.

I end up back in the alley way, it's empty except for trash and foliage growing from the stones, and a stone wall I can't see over

What do I do
[] look for food 1d20
[] look for souls 1d20
[] Look for duke 1d29
[] explore (where do you go)
[] climb wall 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 23 (1d29)

>>35925763
>[] Look for duke 1d29

Rolled 3 (1d29)

>>35925763
[] Look for duke 1d29

Rolled 18 (1d29)

>>35925763
>[] Look for duke 1d29

Rolled 6 (1d29)

>>35925763
>>35925763
>[] Look for duke 1d29
I bet the Duke has a tasty soul.

Rolled 5 (1d29)

>>35925763
>[] Look for duke 1d29
Let's appease the cultists somewhat

>>35925817

Even better, I bet the Duke has a kitchen tasty full of tasty food.
We should angrily demand that the Duke's Chef server us dinner, lest we devour the Duke instead.

>>35925893

*serve

>>35925893
Or murder the Duke and make the chef cook him.

Also, I just realized I put 29 instead of 20
please reroll
to be fair

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35925950

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35925950

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35925950
Haha, I was wondering

>>35925930

Or both.
Hell, or invite the Duke to dinner and then eat him.
Goddamn, being a gluttonous demon could be a lot of fun.

>>35925763
>He gives me a thumbs up
Confirmed for bro-ltist

I should find the duke, make the cultists indebted to me. Only problem is, I do not know where he dwells, If only I knew where he was. I slam my fist into the wall, shaking dust off of it.

the texture feels a bit weird. I turn and look at my hand, seeing a poster with flowers printed on it and fancy letters on it.

It seems to be advertising a ball at the duke's manor

Well isn't this convenient, it has directions, I tear the poster off, Smiling happily as I try to not drool on it

I laugh softly to myself as I stow it in my shirt

I begin to walk off, planning my dinner ahead of time

What do I do?
[] go to the place the poster says
[] prepare (how)
[] wait till night
[] explore
[] get souls 1d29
[] get food1d20
[] write in

>>35926149
Prepare: find a fireproof hat.

>>35926149

[x] Wait 'till night, then waltz right on into the Duke's mansion. Brutalize anyone who tries to stop us. It's time for a dinner party.

>>35926149
>[] prepare (how)
Go to the tailor. We must be beautiful for the occasion.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35926149
>get souls 1d29
I feel we should at least hit the next level of souliness

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35926187
>>35926197
These, we gonna bluff our way in

>>35926149
>[] go to the place the poster says
Scope it out. See what it's like.

>>35926149
WAIT! IDEA!
ask the cultists to show you the way. those with the courage to do so lead you there. you slaughter the guards. they steal whatever is of worth and make sure you kill the right man

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35926149
[] go to the place the poster says

>>35926149
Go there immediately. its the dukes house, he is there.
you don't actually need to attend the ball at night.

>>35926149
>[] prepare (how)
Molotov cocktails. We can light them with our hair.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35926276
Getting the only cultists with courage exposed to guards sounds like you're asking for us to weed out the useful ones

Anyway, I reckon we should power up just in case
>Get MOAR SOULS

>>35926276

Oh, God, combine this with these:
>>35926187
>>35926240

Let's pretend to be a royal from some obscure noble house, and demand that the Duke have us over for dinner.
If they ask about the cultists, we'll say that they're our noble entourage.

>>35926336
>>35926187
>>35926240
Are you guys retarded? Raz is very obviously not human, even if you cover up the flaming hair. Their eyes are completely ash-colored except for a dot in the middle that looks like fire and their skin looks like a cross between corpse skin and ash. Then there's the constant acid drooling and monster teeth on top of that.

got to a tailor?
[]y
[] n

>>35926433
[x] n

>>35926433
N

>>35926396

That's the joke.
We go in, the Duke and his goons see that we're a demon and shit, but we pretend to be civilized. We keep up the facade for as long as possible.
Then, when he finally snaps and unleashes the guards on us, we murderize and/or eat them.
Once the Duke is suitably defenseless and terrified, we return to pretending and demand that his Chef serves us dinner.
Over dinner, we grill him for information, and then do whatever we else want with him.

>>35926433
>[] n

>>35926433
[x]y

>>35926396
I think they thought we would not be seen at first.
send some cultists ahead, dressed up, claiming to be courtiers of another lord.
they come to greet us, they find demon instead.
maybe be inside a carriage ourselves until we get inside the mansion

>>35926433
y

>>35926433
>[] n

>>35926433
>y

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35926433
>y

>>35926505
that being said. I think we should just walk up there with an entourage of cultists to carry our loot for us. and murder kill maim our way to the duke

>>35926505
>send some cultists ahead, dressed up, claiming to be courtiers of another lord.
And where are they going to get the fancy clothes? They're a bunch of disgruntled poorfags.

>>35926433
[] n

>>35926464
>we grill him for information
>grill him
Kekekeke

>>35926551
Robbery.

of course, that gets to be way too much work for a simple gag. Maybe in the future. for now we sack the duke's mansion.

... oh wait! WAIT!

idea. lets be subtle here. lets wait until TOMORROW to kill the duke
the reason being is that he has a big event tonight. there are all those important guests coming. maybe other dukes, who knows what.
we want it to take as long as possible for people to catch on.

Do you wish to take cultists with you?
[]y
[] n

just making sure

>>35926433
[] n

>>35926610

After we're done grilling him for info, we'll grill him FOR REAL.
Who wants grilled Duke?

>>35926551
Because obviously they have to follow the laws and buy clothes with their hard earned cash.

>>35926639

[x]y
Where would we be without our oh-so-noble entourage?

>>35926648
They don't want people to know that they're evil evil badguys. They just wanted to get rid of the Lord they don't like and do it without getting linked to it themselves.

>>35926639
>[] n

They'll just get in the way.

>>35926639
[] n

>>35926639
>N
In my opinion we're only going to end up risking the more useful cultists if we take them. It's not just the potential scuffles with the guards, there's the potential for bystanders to identify our cultists and make life more difficult for them

>>35926639
y

>>35926639
>[x] n

>>35926712
1. meet them there
2. don't live any bystanders alive
3. have them cover their faces with masks or something

they are freaking cultists. surely they all already have black robes and masks

>>35926639
[] n

>>35926737

Clean-up should be easy, considering we can just eat the bodies, and our questionably loyal cultist minions can clean up the blood.
Removing witnesses will be a tad more difficult depending on how we do things.
If we make a ruckus, we might attract a crowd.

>>35926737
>black robes and masks
I thought the idea was that they were also in disguise to further our ruse

I decide it is time to pay the duke a visit. I clamber up and along the side of buildings forming my labyrinth of alleyways as I look at signs denoting streets and follow carriages through the town, unseen and unnoticed, the people to busy gossiping to look up.

I imagine they're talking about my recent outing, I don't care enough to listen in as I stalk a baby blue carriage with silver inlays in the shapes of some large bird to the duke's den.

It takes a while and by time I get there, the sun is falling

the manor is large and grand looking, but is surrounded by a wall topped with wicked looking iron spikes, as well as the one gate being guarded by strange humans covered in metal plates and holding spears, who seem to be the ones allowing in visitors

What do I do
[] climb it 1d20
[] distraction (what?)
[] find another way in 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35926892
>[] climb it 1d20
The wall, not the gate, right?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35926892
>[] climb it 1d20

>>35926892

Is the carriage by the Duke's gate right now?
If so,
[x] Set the carriage on fire and attempt to climb over the fence while the goons are distracted.

sorry for taking so long to write that post

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35926955
>Set the carriage on fire and attempt to climb over the fence while the goons are distracted.

>Announcing our entry before we even get there
pls no

>>35926892
How thick is the wall? Can we melt/chew through it?

>>35927058
you can try

>>35926955
Maybe you should do something more inconspicuous like melting the carriage axels or something

>>35927042

It's a safety net.
If we fuck up the jump to the Duke's mansion, at least we'll have something to keep the guards distracted long enough not to notice our acrobatic failure.

Anyone else?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35926892
>>35927058
seconded. Chomp dat wall.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35927140
Ooh, thirded, wall-chomping a go!

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>>35927174
>>35927174

>>35927174

RIP wall, we hardly knew ye.

>>35927174
The walls come tumbling down?

I lick the wall, my green colored Saliva eating away at it in an alarming speed, even to me, making a nice, perfectly round hole for me to walk into the grounds of the manor with

Inside I see a line of humans getting into the manor, a small forested area with a pond, a garden filled with pink flowers and some humans milling about.

I hide behind a bush
I can smell food on the air

what do I do?
[] write in

>>35927275

[x] Head straight to the manor entrance. Act natural.

>>35927275
Go check out the pond. I don't think we've ever seen water pools aside from the mermaid pit underground.

>>35927275
>[x] Sneak around the back and try to get in through the servant entrance.

>>35927275
>[] write in
Duke is your dinner tonight. Resist urge to go straight for the food. Try to search for the Duke.

>>35927275
skirt the wall til you're out off sight of the entrance then hide and wait till the party is over and everyone is reeling from it.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35927275
...eat our way through the manor wall to get inside

>>35927275
>>35927454
seconded.

>>35927454

Thirded.

Kind of burnt out on running today

and I need to think of how to make the duke's manor an actual challenge

see you guys tuesday/wednsday

sorry for ending this early

>>35927275
Spy on them in secret to identify the duke (based on whatever speeches go on)
Then hunt for ghosts until the party ends and the guests leave. Then murder the duke in his sleep with a knife, eating his soul. and avoiding raising suspecion

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35927454
And yes, I am the same guy as >>35927174

>>35927543
Alright, thanks for running. Out of curiosity, did we ruin any original challenge by walking through the wall?

>>35927543
Do you have a twitter?

>>35927556
Next thread will start with Raz eating a wall then.

>>35927572
I was expecting some trouble

>>35927573
Jah

here

https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTG

>>35927543

S'all good in the hood.
Later days, OP.

>>35927553
that's clever, level up and do what you need to

>>35927604
Thanks for running