>>35969696
BASED GHOST

YOU HAVE DELIVERED US FROM THE CRAZY

The first two miss cleanly- one deciding to follow it's IR seeker and into a flare, where it loses track and sails, almost serenely into the distance, and the other simply missing, slamming into the ground a mile from the fight.

The third tracks cleanly- only to be shot out of the sky by one of his escort witches- you'd hit something in frustration, but you don't have the time- nor can you really spare the brain power to process the frustration.

Not that it matters- you easily evade his escort witch's attempts to fend you off, staying glued to the sukhoi with ease. Somehow, you're starting to think their levels of 'expert' are slipping- this is too easy. You edge around a stream of AK fire meant for you- looking at the witch that shot it and sending an agile winging her way- she'll shoot it down or take it on the shield, no doubt, but it'll keep her out of your hair for a little while- all the time you'll need to put rounds into this for kill number 41.

Your focus is interrupted by Wendy. “Uh, sir, I think I may be in some trouble.” She says, calmly, her rifle fire clearly audible over the radio. “I believe they're trying to cut me off and surround me.”

“Ranger, Sapphire.” Sarah cuts in. “You should have support momentarily.

Support, such as it is, manifests itself as the Japanese witch, Sakamoto, diving from the night sky, afterburners roaring into the night, a sword drawn and held in a two-handed grip, screaming “Ten thousand years!” over an open channel- everyone hears it. And almost everyone freezes for a split second.

She arrows into the pack nearest you, cutting one fandance badly along it's port nacelle- flames and smoke shoot from the wound, one turbine coming apart at the cataclysmic damage dealt to it.

[] She's got this, join on Wendy!
[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

>>35969787
>[x] She's got this, join on Wendy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDucS67OxVg

>>35969787
[] She's got this, join on Wendy!

BASED PSYCHOMOTO

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-2Iu0rn5Mo

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

WING PAIRS

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>>35969800
IKUZOU!!!!

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!
we've definitely got it covered with this group, wendy's the one asking for support here

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!
work to bring the fight back over th Wendy regardless and get Katya back on our wing and take these Vampyr's apart

>>35969787
>[] She's got this, join on Wendy!
Save the waifu!

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!

>>35969800
>dat intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqhCtYwQ4YA

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

>>35969787
>[x] She's got this, join on Wendy!

>>35969787

[X] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

>>35969787
>Ten Thousand Years!!!

Psychomoto, Y U SO AWESOME

>>35969787
>[x] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

>She arrows into the pack nearest you, cutting one fandance badly along it's port nacelle- flames and smoke shoot from the wound, one turbine coming apart at the cataclysmic damage dealt to it.
Holy shit!

>>35969787
>“Ten thousand years!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs

Psychomoto/Raikov/Red stabbity sex.

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

BASED KENJI'S SISTER
SAVING THE GAIJIN WENDY FROM THE EVIL RUSSIANS

MAY LOVE BLOSSOM ON THE BATTLEFIELD

>>35969787
>[] She's got this, join on Wendy!
OH FUCK. MERLIN SISTER IN LAW IS HERE

>>35969787
>[X] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!
THAT is how you make an entrance. Not the advised method, but it worked!

>>35969904
Somebody needs to do it.

>>35969787
Seconding >>35969833 and
>get Katya back on our wing
we need to pair up and work together with Wendy's pair

>>35969905
GRORIUS NIPPON STEERU
FOLDED 10000 TIMES
CUT GAIJIN WINGS LIKE SAKURA FLOWERS

>>35969787
NIHON BANZAI!
日本 バンザイ!
yay google translate

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

>>35969787
We've seen witches carry swords, arrows and lances. I want to see something really crazy, like a meteor hammer.

>>35969904
>>35969926
Funny you saying that...

>>35969931
....fuck.

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>>35969952
I rather see a tank witch with a slash harken like weapon

>>35969787
>[x] She's got this, join on Wendy!
She's a Sakamoto, these guys are boned.

>>35969931
What are the chances he dropped acid before he posted over?

>>35969952
Screw meteor Hammer. I want a witch wielding the GOLDION CRUSHER
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LGS-ywPxWs

>>35969973
Yeah, she'll probably bone their witches. And their men.

>>35969952
You forget Powerclaw.

>>35969968
add in the ability to latch on to targets and pull them in and or shock them and you got a deal!

>>35969995
>>35969993
>>35969992
>>35969973
>>35969968
>>35969952
>WITH THE COURAGE OF 110 MILLION MIRACLES, I, SAKAMATO, SHALL BE YOUR OPPONENT!


ROAR, EIEN FU ZAN!!!

>>35969787
>[] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!
wingmates man

>>35969995
or you could go 08ms team and make it magnetic!

>>35969993
Oh and Erica used the mace that one time, I guess that counts.

>>35969995
>Slider with Just Cause 2 grapple gun

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>>35969973
The legend continues.

>>35969968
>>35969995
>>35970071
like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4kEuNfbTWc a witch with that type of gear would be hell to fight

>>35970090
in the episode before that he used it to latch on to a feddie fighter so he could kill it with his sword

>>35969787
[x] Have Wendy and Sakamoto team up, we are good on our own.

>Open comms
>seduce any witches within range

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I HAVE COME TO POST BEST STROKE WATCH

>>35970176
I know her stand now!

>>35970176
LET PSYCHOMOTO LEWD HER

>>35970176
STAND PROUD!

>>35970190
>implying psychomoto can match the lewdness that is inquis

>>35970090
>>35970117
if her tank striker has the ability to have magnetic feet it could stand on top of planes and attack/hold it hostage

>>35970220
SHE'S OUR ONLY CHANCE NOW! WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE???

>>35970220
But together with Kota-witch, they can symmetrical dock and combat the lewdness that is Inquis!

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>>35970176
... I am not a Stroke Watch.

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I want /a/ to leave.

>>35970237
>DOCKING COMPLETE! GOLDION CRUSHER, STANDING BY!!!

>>35970237
>Kota symmetrical docking
>not just raping

>>35970256
It's called urethral insertion. Look it up.

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Who's man enough to take responsibility?

>>35970275
were is young!?

>>35970275
I do. I DO.

>>35970275
She told me she was on the pill!

>>35970256
>prehensile pleasure appendage

>>35970275

Perrine

>>35970275
But... but it's showing negative...

>>35970294
But Kota made you pregnant with her dolphindick!

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>>35970294
>Who's man enough to take responsibility?
>man enough
>Ridire

>>35970251
>wanting /a/ to leave
>in a strike witches quest

No anon, you are the /a/

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>>35970325
Oh you.

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>>35970275
DID NOT HAPPEN.

>>35970342
NICE TRY, INQUIS

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>>35970251
You what.

>>35970350
Hush up you.

MEANWHILE ON THE SOVIET COMM CHANNEL
>WE ARE OF BEING CUT LIKE HAM
>WHERE IS OF BACKUP
>BASED NIPPON WITCH
>OF HAPPENINGS

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

>>35970374

KRUSHEV SAVE US FROM TERRIBLE FLYING KNIFE

>>35970380
THAT'S FINE! NEITHER DO I!

VF-3 is now of Trojan Horse

We kill ALLL their elites and take their attention.

>>35970374
>Witches: OH GOD BISHOP IS THE SEXYS
>Pilots: OH GOD WITCH IS STABBING MY PLANE

>>35970374
>COMRADES PLEASE WE ARE OF NEEDINK SUPPORT
>PLEASE SEND LAWYERS, GUNS, AND MONEY
>COMRADE I WANT TO BE HOME, SHITPOSTING ON /k/
>THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOSE, COMRADES

>>35970395
We know you never do.

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>>35970294
>Ridire
>Manly

>>35970387
>FIRE ALL MISSILES WE WILL DISTRACT BITCH AT LEAST
>SHOOT OFF HEAD DMITRI
>COSSACK CHARM DOES NOT WORK
>COMMISSAR SAVE US

WHY ARE WE NOT SHOOTING THE ENEMIES WITH THE TESLA CANNON

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>>35970374
>IVAN YOU ARE OF NEEDED
HELP COMRADE AND LEETLE GIRLS

>>35970419

>COMMISSAR IS DED
>ALL IDS LOTS
>U WOODEN LISTEN

>>35970428
We didn't equip it, we went with rockets instead.

>>35970409
Some times I do know. Other times, it's more fun to go with the crazy.

>>35970441
>>35970434
>>35970419
>WHERE IS YOUR "WHEN YOU SHOOT MEESAILE LIKE ME BORIS" NOW COMRADE
>OH GOD WE WONT MAKE IT TO BORSCHT AND AWFUL SEX WITH OUR WIVES TONIGHT

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Quick question.

What would Marissa Stiles look like, and would her familiar also be that of a sherk?

>>35970467
Oh hai Tanya-drawfag.

>>35970409
This quest, and all other SWQs, feed off of the confusion and madness of their viewers

>>35970442
GO BACK TO POOPING FUEL

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>>35970467
Probably dark-skinned like her sisters (pacific islanders, the lot of them), I talked to Ghost about it a long time ago, but I don't remember much, sorry.

>>35970481
So what you're saying is that this is secretly an effort to appease mad gods?
Well I can't say I'm surprised

>>35970490
Why did I read that as 'Tits are ass, life is hometown.'?

>>35970405
>WHY ARE WITCHES OF JOININGS THE BUTCHER?!!
>NIPPON KNIFE IS COMING AROUND AGAIN
>HIT THE TREES IT IS OF BETTER FATE

>>35970507
>Implying that was ever a secret

>>35970514
Because that's what it is man.

>>35970533
Miserable pile of secrets dude.

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>>35970476
I did Boris, too!

>>35970490
Pacific-islanders? They weren't blondes? Now I have to check why I thought the Stiles girls were blondes...

Who is this Marissa Stilles?

>>35970564
The third Sherksister

>>35970564
Marissa is the older sister of Clarissa and Alyssa (the Sharktwins)

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[x] Tell her to get to Wendy, you're fine here!

The pilot of the wrecked fighter punches out- his ejection seat a spear of fire in the night, as Sakamoto's sheild flares up at the incoming rounds, sent her way by the soviet witches- three of them, pouring a punishing amount of fire into her as she floats, seemingly serenely, blade tip down, held off to one side.

You scatter them with a gun run- you see her eyes snap open. “Sakamoto! Go assist Wendy!” You bark, rolling away from the attack and latching onto another fandance.

“Hai!” She barks, her strikers flaring again as she jets away, beelining straight for Wendy's position.

The damage, now, is done- a fighter formation works in pairs, and pairs of pairs. There's always a wing leader and someone to watch his back- a lone fighter is easy pickings.

Yourself excepted, of course.

The fandance you've caught on tries to frantically shake you- to no use. You send some agiles at his escort witches, taking them out of the fight for long enough that the three you send his way connect- a pair of the little missiles exploding near him. Their expanding rod warheads do impressive damage- he ejects as well, but it's a clean kill on the fighter- it rapidly exits the realm of controlled flight and carwheels into the ground, a fireball smearing itself along the countryside.

1/2

>>35970558
Oh Yeah.

>PSYCHOMOTO chopping up Russians in the air
>several warning shots fly her way
>she looks down
>Sees WITCH-BORIS
>FOOL! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!!!
On the Soviet Comm-Channel
>COMRADE BORIS IS HERE WE ARE OF BEING SAVED
>BASED BORIS-WITCH

By now, other allied aircraft are joining the fray- you see a pair of Falcons jump in, their combined guns sending a witch rolling away in a defensive spiral, while you make a pass that scores gun hits on another fandance. You hit something vital down there- part of a fuel line, maybe- and the fighter comes apart like a soccer ball stuffed with symtex. You don't see an ejection seat on that one.

“Sir, they're withdrawing!” Wendy calls- she's right, the remaining fighters, now down by three, dropping and running east, while the witches fend off close prusuit, then leave themselves.

“Honorless dogs.” Sakamoto says over the squadron net. As Katya, bleeding from a cut along the side of her head, rejoins on you. Wendy and Sakamoto join a second later.

You look over at the IJA witch, her blade sheathed and a serene look on her face. “Thanks for the assist, Sho-sa.” You say, reading everything- fuel's way low, but you expected that.

She responds with a laugh, a ringing “Wa-ha-ha-ha” that blasts across the radio kind of like a blunt instrument. “Of course! It was my pleasure to finally have the honor to join the great Commander Bishop in the sky and assist him in protecting my future sister in law!” She says.

You look up into the rearview to catch Merlin looking at it as well. She flushes a furious crimson red and hurriedly looks down.

[] Merlin....?
[] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970572
>>35970573
....Ah.
*facepalm*
Thanks for reminding me, i forget there are third sister.

>>35970607
>[X] Where's my wedding invitation?
At least she's got a good man

>>35970607
>[] Where's my wedding invitation?
I like this girl.

>>35970607

[X] Merlin....?

>>35970607
>[] Merlin.... ?

>>35970607
>[] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970607
[X] Merlin....?
[X] Where's my wedding invitation?

"I'm going to be giving you away at the altar arn't I?"

>>35970607
>[X] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970607
>[] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970607
>[x] Where's my wedding invitation?
Oh boy! I hope the infrared sensors malfunction again!

>>35970607
>[] Merlin....?

troll her for abit.

whens she starts to panic and explain:

>[] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970607
>[X] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970481

I much prefer sorrow and rage.

>>35970607
[x] Merlin....?

>>35970607
[] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970626
Uh, why would we? Her dad is still alive, dipshit, and we've never been a father figure to her.

>>35970626
This...oh god her blushg will be visible from orbit.
>She responds with a laugh, a ringing “Wa-ha-ha-ha” that blasts across the radio kind of like a blunt instrument.
Yep, she's a Sakamoto alright.

>>35970607
[] Merlin....?
[] Where's my wedding invitation?

YEEEHAWWW SISTER APPROVES!!!

[] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970607
>[x] Where's my wedding invitation?
Oi, you can't use the excuse it's in the mail you know!

>>35970640
Back to the writer's cage with you

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>>35970607
>[] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970607
>[X] Where's my wedding invitation?

>>35970607
>She responds with a laugh, a ringing “Wa-ha-ha-ha” that blasts across the radio kind of like a blunt instrument

THIS LAUGH HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE SAKAMOTO LINE FOR TWO GENERATIONS!

>>35970607
>[] Where's my wedding invitation?
I feel like we've earned one by now!

>>35970607
>[] Merlin....?

>>35970607
>[] Merlin....?
>[] Where's my wedding invitation?

I think this would be the best time to plays this track...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPwETetBFDs

>>35970835
save it for later....

>>35970648
It's called messing with her.

>>35970607

>[]other
[Make Angry Plane Noises]

>>35970864
In the inevitable boss fight, da?

>>35970903
with the not char/amuro soviet witch yes

>>35970882
THIS

>>35970907
>IT IS TIME WE SHOW THEM THE LIGHT OF THE HUMAN HEART, FRANK BISHOP!!

GUYS I FOUND MERLIN'S WEDDING SONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckZcVFLU24

>>35970882
what ARE angry plane noises

>>35971008
The kind you never want to hear while the plane is off the ground.

>>35971008

BRRRRRRRRRRRRT

WHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRL

>>35971008
It sounds like a Stuka scream over a shitty cell connection

So. Merlin wedding.

Traditional Japanese style or Western style?

>>35971008
>Right about this moment, your left powerplant makes a SKREEEELLLLLLLLCCCRRRRUBUAUBBAUBBAUUBBAUBBBAUBBBAUBBUUA *CLANG ANG ANG ANG ANG ANGA NG ANG ANG" sound.

>Well, kind of like that. But more horrifyingly loud.

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>>35971021
>>35971024
>>35971033
The mental image of Frank trying to confusedly make all these noises is worth it it and of itself. Thanks

>>35971043

Both. Mixture.

>>35971043
Both of course. I hear it's pretty common for rich Japanese families to do it.

I just hope they use >>35970956
as a wedding song.

>>35971043
Merlin in traditional wedding kimono, Kenji in a kilt.

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>>35971008
It's probably the plane equivilent of pic related. Except with a MUCH larger vehicle

>>35971043
Both
Just like her grandparents-in-law

>>35971043
I don't think even the Japanese bother having Japanese style weddings these days.

>>35971063
>Implying Sakabroto and Sean didn't blow any hope of a family estate on booze, swords and legal bills

[Make Angry Plane Noises]
Im with this

>>35971082
Please. I'm sure Sean has half a brain to be a reasonable-enough family man.

Considering his near-religious devotion to Sakabroto's well-being, he's gonna keep a good amount of stuff tucked away in savings.

>>35971079
Born Shinto, married Christian, died Buddhist, I believe the saying is

>>35971096

And Sakamoto has a storage closet FULL of Nanbu's just to fuck with him.

>>35971111
>I TOLD YOU MIO, you ever use that god-forsaken piece of hardware, I'll--
>You'll what? PUSSY
>GRAAAH! KENJI!! YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S BEING IRRATIONAL AGAIN!!!

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[x] Where's my wedding invitation?

You spend the rest of the flight back to Torun in silence, grinning beneath your oxygen mask.

The base is lit up, now, though the sun is still a few hours from coming up- still, with the entire air defense network lit up and alerted, it's unlikley anyone will try anything else tonight.

The witches set down first, then your fighter's wheels hit the pavement, emitting their comforting, familiar squeal. You keep silent, even as you taxi to your spot near the hangar and shut everything down, taking a second in the cockpit to fill out a few pieces of paper on a successful flight and hit the canopy release.

Merlin swarms down the ladder- only to be swept up in a hug by Sakamoto before she can disappear to hide in her room. “It is so good to finally meet you in person future little sister in law!” Sakamoto practically squeals, spinning Merlin around, holding her by the midsection. “Little brother is proving he has an excellent eye!”

“Yeah, and where's my wedding invitation?” You ask- causing Merlin, who's already blushing at the unexpected hug from Sakamoto to go nearly infrared.

“F-Frank! I-it's. .. I mean w-we're, b-but!” She protests.

You laugh at the look on her face as Sakamoto finally sets her down, nodding once to herself.

“W-what I m-mean is w-we talked about t-that b-but w-we're t-too young a-and-”

1/2

>>35971153
We'll get Santa to bake the wedding cake.

“Nonsense!” Sakamoto roars. “There is never a time too early for a love as pure as yours!”

“I-I mean, b-but-” Merlin stammers.

You're about to add in something when you're interrupted by Ice- who spins you around by a shoulder, then grabs the collar of your flight suit, pulling your face in close to hers.

“Hey, what gives?” You protest, trying to straighten up as she searches your face.

Finally, she lets you go. “You look fine. How do you feel”

“I feel fine.” You respond, by now realizing this is the usual post-mission routine.

She doesn't look entirely convinced- but stops herself before she says anything else, opting instead to stand somewhat too close to you.

“H-hi Tabitha.” Merlin greets, while Sakamoto snaps to attention and fires off a textbook salute. Ice returns it, then nods.

“Sho-sa, we're pretty informal around here. You don't have to worry about that.” She says, kind of tiredly. “Chow's on at the house, if you're hungry. We saved you all some cake.”

You don't think you've ever seen Merlin move so fast.

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>>35971170
>Santa's cake
YES
THIS PLEASES MUGI

>>35971153
Oh my god she's thinks we're serious. I dunno if I should die of laughter or HNNNNGH.

>>35971172
>in b4 See you next week
Tragic truck accident when?

>>35971186
Wait, we weren't serious?

>>35971172

Damn, should have kissed ice there and then

>>35971209
Never. Wendy waifu!

And that's it for the night!

We were actually supposed to get this whole thread as a second part of last week's thread, but when we ran out of time, I figured, hey, what the hell, and expanded it out as a whole new thread.

Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed- and yes, Psychomoto will be around long enough to cause trouble, hahahha. She seems like she's gonna be fun to write.

But, enough of that, we'll be back next week at the usual time, probably- again, not sure I'll be going to Fulda or not, but if I do, we probably won't run that week. Keep an eye on the twitter for further details, haha.

Anyway, gents, cheers! till next time!

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>>35971188
SHHH NO TEARS NOW, ONLY GLORIOUS CAKE

>>35971209
Smooth operator is smooth.

>>35971223
Thanks for the run boss! Looking forward to more shenanigans with Sakamoto nee-sama!

>>35971223
WENDY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY WHEN?!

>>35971232
WE MUST DEVOTE ONE WHOLE THREAD TO SPOILING THE WENDY WITH CAKE AND GIFTS

>>35971223
>All the way out by Hickory
that's one helluva drive

>>35971241
PRESENTS

THE TOTALLY HEALTHY AND PERFECTLY ALIVE GHOST OF BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

>>35971223
Thanks for running Ghost.

>>35971252
YES
REVIVE THE GHOST OF CHRI--ER, BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

IMPORT SANTA AND HIS CAKE IF WE HAVE TO

>>35971243

bout four hours. part of me going is if i can wrangle friday off or not. if i can't, I'm going to have trouble going, because I'd have to either drive up, leaving here at 22 (Which would put me into hickory at 02) or leave at like, 03 on saturday to get in in time to reg and chrono and get a safety briefing in and shit. oh well.

>>35971208
I thought we were teasing and hoping it was in the future. Merlin went further than expected

>>35971223
Thanks for the thread boss, cya in the next one

>>35971275
Nah we were serious, just jokingly

>>35971275
Well at least we got a HNNNGG-worthy response out of it.

>>35971271
Yea, I don't envy you. Had to drive out to Asheville a little while back. A long drive

>>35971288
I had a different motive, but liked the result anyway. I say it's a win-win.
Now it hits me that this is the first time Ice hasn't had a legitimate reason to scream at us...

>DRUNK SAKAMOTO NEE-SAMA AT WENDY'S PARTY
>AND WHEN THEY SPEAK OF THIS DAY, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT WENDY MALONEY PARTIED SO HARD, IT WAS LIKE 1944 ALL OVER AGAIN!! KAMPAI!!
>CHEERSS!!

Hay folks, one of our writefags, the aptly named artyfag, has written an update to his Red Treads story, but since the poor guy is at work, I'll be posting that for him.

Here is a Pastebin with his earlier chapters:

http://pastebin.com/F2sB8Ne9

And without further ado, Red Treads 4.

-

“Poland is a miserable place. It’s cold, it’s wet, and I hate the snow. I hate Poland.” Senior Lieutenant Rozaliya Emine stomped across the Russian camp, her newly-issued jacket pulled tight over her small frame. “I should be back in the Pacific right now: that’s where we’re weakest. Command knows this.”

A discarded aluminum can soared dozens of feet into the air, unfortunate enough to find itself in her path. She continued ranting. “Even the Middle East would be better, I think. God knows those fools will need all the help they can get.”

Her partner’s only comment was the sound of her chewing. Lieutenant Alyona Sizy tossed another handful of sunflower seeds into her mouth as she strolled casually alongside her grumpy companion.

“Ugh. I don’t see how you stand it. At least wear some leggings. Just looking at you makes me cold.” Rozaliya continued to grumble, hugging her arms tightly around herself.

The taller blonde glanced down at her bare legs, then back to the smaller tan woman before shrugging and spitting out a few empty sunflower seed shells.

“Eh, this isn’t so bad.” The corner of her mouth curled into a smirk. “At least not as cold as when we were in Novgorod Academy. You were so cute shivering during the morning runs.” She gave an exaggerated show of hugging herself and twisting back and forth. “I just wanted to eat you up!”

Rozaliya grumbled, taking a cautious step away from her comrade. “And I’m sure you’d still try to if I let you. Why don’t you go find you a nice man, or witch, or whatever to bug, and leave me alone?”

>>35971223
Thats fun boss, and Psychomoto only makes it better.

>>35971352
“Don’t be like that Rozalie,” Alyona pouted, “I only want to deepen our friendship. What's wrong with a little skin-ship between friends, hmm?” She put her hands on Rozaliya’s shoulders, giving them a squeeze. “You should really relax, you know?” She leaned in close to Rozaliya’s ear. “You’re so tense. Let me help you with that.”

“No. Now let go, please.”

“Let’s go somewhere a little more private and we—“

In a flurry of legs and arms, Rozaliya was out of her grasp. Before Alyona could react, she found herself knocked flat on the ground,.the smaller woman’s foot firmly planted on her stomach.

“You never listen. Now get up and let’s get going; I don’t want to be late for our briefing with Battalion.” Rozaliya spun on her heel and began stomping away.

Alyona only laughed as she jumped back to her feet, brushing the dirt off her short skirt and legs before quickly catching up to her friend.

-

Rozaliya felt small in front of the Colonel—well, smaller than usual. At 154cm tall, she was by no means a tall woman. But even while sitting in front of a wooden desk in the Striker Hanger, Colonel Gluhkovsky was imposing. The wooden chair creaked and moaned with every shift of his weight. She feared it would collapse from under the man, yet the chair held. With the briefing over, She, Alyona, and the Colonel were waiting on Captain Lel to arrive: Gluhkovsky had insisted he introduce them personally. He was an intense man for his age, leaving no room for the two Lieutenants to argue. He and Alyona were deep in conversation, with her fixated on his stories from the Martian War.

>>35971383
Rozaliya took the time to look around the room while the other two conversed. The six large strikers took up most of the space: the Motherland’s lauded T-80U’s. Fast, well-armed, and well-armored, they were a deadly force multiplier. But they were not hers nor Alyona’s weapon of choice—their role was a little more specialized. The BMD-2 strikers they usually operated were still in transit after having some heavy maintenance and repairs done. The lightweight, versatile strikers were quick, easy to transport, and while not as well-armed or armored as its cousins, could still pack enough firepower to send an unprepared enemy running. And that was their specialty: airborne drops near and behind enemy lines, reconnaissance, and occasionally aiding infantry with their available firepower. She preferred her issued AK-74, while Alyona hefted a modified KS-23. Their RPG-29’s provided more than enough punch to handle most armored threats on the battlefield.

The sound of doors opening captured the three's attention. Captain Sofia Lel strode in followed by another woman—obviously a witch by her lack of leg wear—and a shorter man whose uniform bore the emblem of the 20th Tanks Division: Likely her husband that the Colonel had mentioned a few times.

“Ah here we are. Captain, allow me to introduce you to your new witch attachment. This is Senior Lieutenant Rozalina Emine.”

Rozalina caught herself giving the three a once over, then stood to attention. “It is a pleasure to meet you, Comrade Captain, and Comrade Lieutenants.”

“And this” the Colonel waved his hand over to the other witch “is Lieutenant Alyona Sizy.”

Alyona nodded in their direction. “A pleasure, Captain.”

>>35971402
Rozalina had read much about Captain Lel, and had heard even more. Her exploits at the end of the Afghanistan conflict were well-known throughout the witch circles and the academies. She was again proving herself in the present conflict, helping drive the NATO coalition back. The young witch was confident victory lay at the end of this campaign.

The Colonel left the younger officers to sort things among themselves to handle other preparation of the coming offensive. Georgy, feeling out of place among witches, excused himself to check back with his own soldiers. With the attack only days away, he wanted to give them a quick brief before making sure the tanks themselves were ready to go. With paperwork still to be done over the last engagement, everyone was sure to be busy for some time.

He was a little worried about mixing two units who had not done much training with each other, but the men were enthusiastic at having witches at close proximity. Having finished looking over his tanks once more and he walked alone back to his tent. He snickered under his breath, remembering first introducing the witches to the men. Pavel had done a good job of embarrassing himself in front of the others, trying to woo one of the new witches—Lieutenant Rozaliya Emine, if his memory served him correctly—and had received a swift boot to his ass. It was a good thing the boy was good at bouncing back to his feet. He was already joking with the others about it, and planning on trying again.

Most already knew already knew Sofia and her witches: all the witches and most of Alpha Company had taken part in his and Sofia’s wedding. Everyone was in high spirits, and confident of success. Yet, in spite of everyone’s good morale, something still nagged at the back of Georgy’s mind: a little tug of worry that just wouldn’t go away. This wasn’t new to him; he felt it every time before he started an attack. It was usually easy to suppress.

>>35971421
A little worry and doubt was not uncommon for any soldier, especially for a married one, and sometimes even moreso if the soldier’s spouse was a witch—in the same line of work at that. Georgy trusted Sofia absolutely. She had begun her career much sooner than he had, and they had both agreed before giving their vows that she would continue down her path with strikers no matter what.

Perhaps he was worried of failing her. His thoughts kept going back of the past several days. He and the others had mourned the passing of their comrades. Still, he couldn’t help but feel he could have done more. Sighing heavily, he pinched the bridge of his nose, suddenly feeling very tired. The small cot in his tent was sounding more and more appealing. “Perhaps it’s time for a nap.”

His path led him passed the enlisted troops' tents. An odd feeling came over him as he walked. He couldn’t put his finger on it, but it felt like he was being stalked. It was reminiscent of when he and Sofia we children, Sofia tackling him from out of nowhere in the guise of playing tag while he was doing something else. He stopped for a moment and he caught the sound of scrambling feet. He glanced behind him, seeing only tents and barrels. Grinning, he slowly turned and continued walking, taking a few more steps before spinning around. He was able catch a glimpse of long dark hair disappear behind a tent.

An idea shot into his head.

“Heh. Up to old tricks again? Well let’s have some fun then,” Georgy murmured, continuing on his path for a few more meters, occasionally glancing behind him. Passing by one final tent, he ducked around the corner, quickly diving behind a trash barrel near the entrance.

Scurrying footfalls hurried by his hiding spot. Perfect.

“AHAA! ” He flew from his ambush arms outstretched. “I’ve got you Sofi—“ He tackled his target full force, wrapping his would -be attacker up and pinning her arms.

>>35971433
He realized his mistake before they landed. This girl was much too short, and nowhere near as soft as his wife. And she was screaming.

Quickly, he tried to unwrap himself from the girl, but her flailing only managed to tangle them up more. He hit the ground first, with the smaller girl landing top of him and knocking him breathless.

“BWAH—”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” The young girl's screams carried for a long way. It would have been nice if she wouldn’t yell. “LETMEGOLETMEGOLETMEGO”

He tried to respond—he was trying, but the person on top him was making it difficult. Margarite, he realized, wasn’t having it. He threw his hands up in surrender and tried to yell “stop,” but a low “uuuuuuurrrhhhh” was all that came out. The low pop of her magic activating filled his ears. Shit. An elbow connected sharply to his groin.

Stars exploded in his vision. Time slowed down to a claw as pained washed across his body.
Two more blurs whizzed over him, taking Margarite with them. Wheezing, he tried to scramble to his feet.

Trying to say “I’m sorry” and “What the fuck are you doing” only produced another low groan.

“LEIUTENANT!” One of the blurs, Svet, was at his side in an instant. “Lieutenant Lel, say something! Are you alright?”

Georgy croaked weakly.

“Shit. Help me move him. His tent’s nearby.” Two sets grabbed him: Svet on one side, and Yana on the other.

Margarite's words began to run together in Georgy's head. “Oh my God Lieutenant I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to hurt you like that but I didn’t think you’d grab mewhydidyougrabme—”

He looked up at the younger officer, nauseous, hurt, and angry. Why was she sneaking behind him? Why did have to go for his testicles? Why was she standing in the way of him and his cot? He opened his mouth to ask, but the questions didn’t come out.

“Guuuuuuh—”

The girl screamed again as vomit splashed on her feet.

>>35971451
“BWAAHAHAHAH!” Svet broke into a fit of laughter, almost dropping the ailing man to the ground.

“Hawawa! be careful!” Yana yelped as she struggled to re-adjust her hold.

“Please,” Georgy gasped between coughing and spitting. “Just—just take me to my tent.”

“Heheh. Just hold your horses big guy, we'll get ya there.” Svet giggled. The two witches half dragged, half carried the battered man between them as Margarite dragged a bit behind.

They walked through the flaps of his tent and dumped him unceremoniously on his cot, the two girls giving Margarite a knowing look. Giggling, they let themselves out of the tent.

“Uuuuuugh.... Damn kids.” He rolled over on his side and saw Margarite next to his cot, twirling her hair with her finger as she looked down at him. “... You need to hit me for something else?”

The poor girl nearly jumped out of her skin. “What? N-no! I just—I'm so sorry.” A faint aurora glowed from her as she manifested her magic, and the small, round ears, and long fuzzy tail of her mint familiar appeared. “Please hold still for a little bit. I'm going to try and fix it.”

“What. Wait, what?” Trying to sit up only sent another surge of pain through his gut and nether regions. “ARRRRGH.”

“P-please don't move! This will only take a minute.” Her hands glowed with magic as she held them over his aching parts. Heat seemed to steam off her as blood rushed to her cheeks.

“Margarite, please. I'll be fi—”

“PLEASE.”

Georgy stared at the girl for a moment. She had her eyes squeezed shut, more out of embarrassment than concentration. He sighed and lay his head back down, he waited. Margarite tried to focus all she could on her healing, and not where she was almost touching. She was relieved the other two had run off, and that Verniy was off doing her own thing. If they found out, she'd never hear the end of it. Her faced heated up even more as she redoubled her efforts.

>>35971467
“Aaaaaah. That's much better.” Georgy let himself relax as the pain slowly left his body.

A few minutes later, the magic glow faded away as Margarite tolk a few steps back. She looked like she was about to cry.

“You didn't have to do that, you know,” Georgy said.

“YES! I DID!”

Georgy flinched.

“I messed up! If I hurt Captian Sofia's husband, she would never forgive me.”

He sat up straight in his cot. Stretching his arms out, he let one rest on top of her head. “Don't worry about it.” he ruffled her hair and she squirmed from under him, her face glowing beet red. “I thought you were someone else.”

“You thought I was the Captain?” Margarite wiped her eyes. “why would you think that? Why would she try to creep up on you?”

“Like you were doing?”

Her mouth snapped shut, and she looked back down at her feet. “I just wanted to wish you luck before our fight. Here, please take this.” She pulled a small envelope from her jacket.

Georgy took the envelope from her hand. Before he could thank her, she was already running out of the tent.

“Beh. Silly girl.”

Dropping back down, he held the envelope up. A picture fell out as he opened it. Georgy smirked, studying the image: It was from his and Sofia's wedding day; Margarite, Sofia, and himself all smiling. Sofia was in his arms while Margarite was holding a bouquet of flowers. Margarite was a good girl; she would grow to be a fine officer. Georgy tucked the picture away. Sofia would want see to that.

-

>>35971478
“Georgy? Are you here?”

The flaps to the tent fluttered open two hours later, Sofia crouching over as she walked in. She blinked a few times, letting her eyes adjust to the lower light. Light breathing drew her attention to the cot next to the tent wall.

“Georgy.” She leaned over and gently shook his shoulder. “Georgy, wake up. Dasha is cooking borscht and cutlets for us tonight.”

“Whozzah,” Georgy shot up, clutching his pillow to his chest.

Sofia giggled and sat down next to him.

“Dear, you look like you've been asleep all day.” She gave him a kiss on the cheek. “Come on dear, let's get you up.”

She helped the groggy man to his feet and straightened his shirt. “Goodness, you are like a child.”

She patted him down and fussed with his uniform, picking off bits of lint. She tried to straighten his hair, running her fingers over his scalp. Georgy grabbed her arms and brought her hands to his face, a small smirk curved across his lips.

“Sofia, calm down.” Her hands went limp as he stroked them with his thumbs. “I can tell when you worry too much. It will be fine.”

The concerns he had from earlier in the day drifted back too him, but right now, they didn't matter. The taller woman let her forehead knock against his. She needed someone to lean on, and he needed to be her wall.

“I know it will. I'm just nervous. After all these years, and I still get as nervous as a rookie.”

“You hide it well.” He tilted his face up to look at her in the eyes. “Come on. You say Dasha is waiting on us, and you know she hates when we are late.”

Sofia smiled back down at her husband.

“I don't mind being late, if it's because of you.” She leaned forward and their lips met.

A few minutes later, they walked hand-in -and towards Dasha and her cooking. They both knew these peaceful moments would be the last for some time—and intended to enjoy them as much as possible.

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>>35971492
And that's it for the night, Arty's been working at this for some time and I think it shows. There should be more post thread content in upcoming threads, so stay tuned.

>>35971505
Thanks for posting it Feelthy and thanks Artyfag for writing it, I'm liking those characters, hope they make it out of the war alright

SO GAISS


BIRTHDAY PARTY SUGGESTIONS

>>35971583

EVERYONE DRESSES AS A PLANE

COSTUME PARTY

>>35971591
Better idea: Everyone dresses up in military uniform. Easiest costume party ever.

>>35971604
Military uniforms from other branch of service. Preferably from other country.

>>35971644
If you want to say have them all wear each other's uniforms, just say so.

>>35971644

everyone wears each other's uniform

we then sit back and watch the fight to wear fronks and the opportunity to sniff the collar the whole day long

>>35971644
>THE USN WITCHES AND FRONK AS RUSSKIES
>ROSALIE IN ROYAL NAVY BLUES
>WENDY AS A LUFTWAFFE LIEUTENANT
>KATYA KONSTANTINA AND NATALYA AS IJA
>PSYCHOMOTO AS FRENCH LEGION

>>35971591
I like the cut of your jib

>>35971681
And fronk got Merlin's and wondering how to wearing it without tearing it

>>35971700

Thats not the biggest problem.

Imagine a well hung from wearing witch 'trousers'

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>>35970400
I Reread this and now only realize which particular TROJAN HORSE you're talking about.

>>35971932
lol slow.

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>>35971948
Blame it on the ice cream I guess.

>>35970467 here, again. Another question occured to me: was there ever a consensus on Jess Bishop's appearance? What is her familiar?

>>35972291
Personally, i imagine him somewhat resemble Crusher O'hare from misfits. Its Corgi Dog IIRC, but i pulled that from that one site so...

>>35972356
>him

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>>35972356
Resembling Katharine O'Hare, but with Welsh Corgi familiar? Sounds good to me. Jess is certainly...energetic...enough.

I've enjoyed your stuff. Puts my stuff to shame.

>>35972579
Need freaking coffee now.

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>>35972291
Jess isn't quite an O'hare in terms of appearance, nowhere near as busty. Her body type is closer to an older Shimakaze from Kancolle, but more fit. Jess takes her physical fitness pretty seriously, does the Daily Seven every morning, after every flight usually, and if there's nothing else to do when she's lounging in Katsumi's room, she'll do push-ups, sit ups. She actually likes running.

She's blue-eyed, naturally a dirty blond, but after she hooked up with Katsumi she dyed her hair black (because Katsumi's hair is black so she wanted to have the same hair color). Katsumi told her she prefers her hair natural, so it's slowly growing back to normal. So like part of it is black, and the rest of it is her natural color. Jess keeps her hair short, within USMC female regulations.

Distinguishing features? She's got a big 'ol scar running down her back, from her neck on down towards her waist, earned from when she got nailed by debris during her quest thread. She could have had it removed, but she kept it because "it looks freakin' rad and badass and there's no waaaaaaaaaaaay any of my brothers could ever get something so cool."

She currently wears the same miko-styled uniform that is expected of her in Katsumi's royal guard (see image for detail), but she's a bit more modest about it, wearing a black undershirt/mesh/armor weave thing in addition to the stuff you see in the image. When operations call for less attention to be drawn to her current unit, she'll wear the standard issued IJN camo blouse as opposed to the fancier miko stuff.

>>35972792
Nah, I don't thing Jess is as busty as O'hare. But noted to be similar with Slutkaze.
How about Katsumi and Ogawa description, while on it?

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>>35972792
Oh! Many thanks, feelthy! I nearly forgot about the scar bit. That's very helpful.

By the way, did you have any image requests/ideas you'd like to toss out? I wouldn't mind trying, even though I'm nowhere near, say, MangaFag's level.

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>>35972815
I heard Katsumi being compared to whatsherface--Haruna from Kancolle. Or that fox-lady from League of Legends. Ahri?

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>>35972863
This is Ahri.

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>>35972815
Katsumi is pic related, bustier by a fair bit though. The original character design comes from a Strike Witches manga, not officially named, she's the princess of fuso. Artyfag found it one day and it pretty much fit the general idea I had when I imagined her appearance in the story. Very long, dark hair, a sort of regal yet demure, and if you ask Jess, very seductive appearance when she wants.

Her familiar's a secret for now (I think, need to reread old threads) but I'll be getting around to it soon.

Gimme a sec on Ogawa.

>>35972855
I don't have specific requests, I'm happy to get any art at all, heh.

>>35972903
feelthy decide on the Royal Guard's colours/markings already

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>>35972903
Is it weird that she reminds me of the Dragon Princess from Maoyuu Maou Yuusha? I mean, I think it's just the face.

>>35973001
It's the Eyebrows.

And the Giant FemBalls of Steel.

>>35973001
Its her eyebrow.
An eyebrow that so dignified, so regal that you can't mistake them from commoners.

>>35972953
It's pretty much the miko-style uniform from the Jess post, but I imagine that there's a LOT of different uniforms that Katsumi and her guards would be expected to wear for any number of occasions.

If you're thinking squadron patches, probably a stylized chrysanthemum/cherry blossom thing, with the appropriate colors for either.

Ogawa's appearance I don't have a good image of. Like Katsumi hinted, Ayumi would easily be getting plenty of attention from men or women if she actually loosened up a bit. She does take the extra effort to not 'stand out', justifies it as needing to appear indistinct so she can be a shadow for Katsumi. Her hair is shorter than Jess', and kept that way for grooming purposes, and so she looks 'plain' as she feels. Typical Japanese black/dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, modest bust. She's one of the tallest witches in the unit, something she's actually a little bothered by.

>>35973023
I was actually thinking the Strikers/Jets, since we've seen the Guards use Shinden IIs before.

>>35973034
Each Royal Guard unit is pretty distinct based on who it is they are centered around, the unit commander usually deferring to the royal in question for their preference. Katsumi doesn't exercise much control over her unit because she's learning from Ogawa on how to be an effective battlefield commander, as opposed to just being a princess flexing her title. Ogawa and her currently unnamed Steelwing co-commander have gone with gull underbelly/dark blue dorsal pattern for the for the fighter craft and the strikers. However, as pilots and witches are drawn from candidates across all of the IJN and IJA, Ogawa allowed her witches to maintain old unit markings and paint schemes on one striker. Their right striker has the markings and paint scheme of Katsumi's personal guards, the left strikers has that of the witch's home/original unit they were pulled from.

Katsumi's witches all fly F14J strikers that are highly tuned, Jess included. Mid-season upgrade to Shinden IIs, maybe?

>>35973114
Well, the Guards were flying Shinden II Steelwings in at least one of their appearances. I'm pretty sure.

>>35973150
Which unit? Or was it in Merc's 1989 PJ Witches Quest?

>>35973150
Oh yeah, the non-witches definitely fly the Shinden II. I think there are Shinden II strikers for use, but Katsumi and Ogawa have not agreed to make the move to them. Ogawa definitely wants them, Katsumi still prefers the way the F-14Js feel, and she's far from alone.

There's also the whole sickness that comes from transitioning to new strikers. Ogawa is over it in a couple hours, but not everyone is quite so lucky.

>>35973160
Found it; PJ Quest 34, when we met Jess.

>Finally after a bit more flying, you're greeted by a pair of Shinden 2s, and a Japanese witch, no doubt from the Royal Guard.

Also thread 40, some were escorting Emperor Takei

>You look out to see a trio of CH-53 helicopters making their way to hospital, flanked by a squadron of witches as well as a gunships. Up above, a squadron of Shinden IIs circled in an obvious patrol pattern.

Wendy's Gift what shall we get her?

Also I thought Frank will be a bit more weary of Kenji just a bit.

>>35973185
>>35973114

Excellent. Time to begin Assembly and paint planning.

...you wouldn't happen to have colour references for the gull/dark blue? RAL Callouts or anything?

>>35973218
No references I can find outright, pretty sure I got it from Ace Combat or something. I'd put more effort into finding it, but I am gonna retire for the night.

Interesting discussion everyone!

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>Sees new Strikers 89 thread
>Only up to thread 48

>>35973881
>not catch 'Season 2' part of the title
>not saging a dead thread

Anon please.

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Finally getting to post in an active thread

Today is a good day

>>35974130
This thread is anything but active, please sage your posts

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>>35974218
Up until this point I have been reading only in the suptg archives, so active-or-not, I'm still ticking this off my bucket list

Now I can only wait until our glorious fap angel returns.
Trust in Planefag, Faith in Planefag

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Will someone please tell me what AWA stands for? Ghose mentioned it a few threads back, and how he met Planefag there. must find

also, how do I get to the IRC

>>35974310
>Ghose
Who?

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>>35974295

>>35974310
Ghost. Anime Weekend Atlanta- it's like the biggest Anime convention in the South. It was in August, so you're out of luck. Gotta wait till next year.

IRC channel is #swq on Rizon.

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>>35974496
Thank you good sir