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Anatawa, Risa Schrodinger desu. “Monologue, you know I don’t speak American.” You object making the science lady escorting you look back.

“Sorry, what was that?” She wonders.

“I asked if you are all Americans” You say smoothly.

“Oh, no not really. The Americans do have forces here, and they are providing support, but we do not belong to any one country.” She explains.

Nice save. Anyway, you are Risa Schrodinger, and you are currently shapeshifted into a teenaged boy in order to sneak into a Mendel base. Last time you decided to much with Mendel some, well Azzy said it would be a good idea and you just went along with it because she is really pretty, but still you decided to break in and mess up Mendel’s day! She might be on her way to this base now, so all you have to do is keep your cover and you should be golden. The scientist and soldier escorting you are chatting happily about pointless things, and you just nod along looking stupid. You are the best at sneaking.

Your group finally gets to the elevator, and the science lady sighs while looking at the yellow tape in front of the doors. “Darn it! I thought the maintenance team said this place would be up to 100% by Friday!” She complains.

“They were probably all diverted to sub basement 26, I think they wanted to do a fifth check on the containment systems.” The soldier explains.

The woman sighs. “Well, we can’t have anything escaping, now can we? On well, it is only one floor down. Come on, let’s take the stairs.” She says happily walking towards a door.

Oh. Oh shit. Looks like the first challenge to your cover is here.

[] Tell her something to keep her upstairs! (What?)
[] Climb down the stairs and get all messed up. Better make a good excuse (What?)
[] Follow her but “trip” and fall down the stairs to the next level
[] Panic! Kill everything! ~
[] Other, please specify
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So why haven't we eaten Gonrbrious bopfrod yet?
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>>36023430
Wait when did this happen?
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>>36023430
>[] Follow her but “trip” and fall down the stairs to the next level
will help us look like an idiot. And act like we barely notice the fact that we should be hurt, but badly.
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>>36023519
Thread before the Halloween one, unless my notes are lying to me.
>>36023489
Because he is a gnome with pompadour, and gives us far more holidays than should be morally justifiable.
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>>36023430

>[X] Follow her but “trip” and fall down the stairs to the next level

We should really stop thinking out loud when talking to the voices in our head. That would probably take a huge leap towards making good first impressions, and not setting off everyone's "shit it's her again" alarm when in disguise.
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>>36023430
>[] Follow her but “trip” and fall down the stairs to the next level
I'm not clever.

>>36023519
The thread before the spooktacular. Spook tacular was an omake/out of time experience.
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>>36023430
>Trip down the stairs, we're a doofus.
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Almost forgot.

Intro stuff:
http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>36023551
>>36023559
Shit, I thought jagger just punched us after hearing some sick German rhymes did I miss a whole thread?
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>>36023430
>[] Follow her but “trip” and fall down the stairs to the next level

the most shonen response
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>>36023430
>[] Follow her but “trip” and fall down the stairs to the next level
Do that stupid noise wipe thing and smile at her while walking down the steps. Thus leading to the trip.

>>36023595
Possibly? Long story short. We freaked out smashed the thing that weakening the barrier between worlds. Got our Gem. Smashed mendel bot. And rushed Jager to Azzys for a deep brain scan. Pretty sure the commands are wiped but I'd have to double back to check.
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>>36023613
nose*

Me no englisheruu
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>>36023430

I'm afraid that I don't understand the hazards of this decision. Why would we get "all messed up" when we climb down stairs?
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>>36023743
we're incognito. they think we're that uber shonen guy when in fact we're the much cuter and more powerful Risa Schodringer.

Its all part of clever plot. We're putting Mendel on a 1st Class ruse cruise and we're gonna be the Captain.
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>>36023743
Because one of Risa's mortal enemies is stairs, and she always goes out of her way to avoid walking on them or she will become a mess.
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>Thread #115

Only ten more weeks till another omake!
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>>36023818
because, as a running gag, Risa can't handle stairs. even if it is on a few, if she has to walk on stairs she turns into an absolute wreck. I think it's the same with ladders, since they are just vertical stairs
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“Of course, the stairs.” You say walking behind the two.

You get led to the stairwell, take aim, and then when they aren’t looking your throw yourself down them. One of the corners clips your skull, and you perform a truly miraculous tumble down the flight. Honestly, were you a gymnast I would give it a solid 10/10, but then have you tested and reveal you were doping. You roll down the stairs and hit the cement wall with the large 2 painted on it. The pair rush over to you and seem panicked. “Yuuki-kun, are you okay?” The science lady asks.

“Heh, yeah!” You say standing up, wiping your nose with your finger, and closing one eye. “Guess I got too excited!” You shout because Yuuki always shouts.

“Still, I should give you a full once over when we are in the lab.” The science person, probably a Loki, says opening the door.

The soldier helps you up and walks onto the second floor. Pressing the button for his radio he explains what happened while you follow behind the two of them. This second floor reminds you of a regular doctor’s office, though in each room there are countless complex machines you can’t even hope to identify. You see several scientists all mulling about, and from the smell you know the second floor is far larger than this. Likely this is just where they screen their own. “Monologue.” You whisper as you get led to a room. “I think she is a racist.” You say. What? “She called me a coon which, if I am not mistaken, is a racial slur in the language of America.”
(1/2)
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>>36023818
hi Doom and Gloom anon
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>>36023430

> Other: Dynamically leap down the stairs like the over-active shonen protagonist we are pretending to be.
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You know what? Sure, she’s a racist now. You nod, fully understanding now that Mendel couldn’t get the Nazi out of her group if she wanted to. Your group steps past a small checkpoint, and it seems your cloaking holds as the weird scanner thing they use doesn’t make any sounds. You are lead past a room that smells wonderful, simply, truly wonderful. You open up the door and see, sitting on a desk, a bag of Swedish fish.

You walk into the room and

[] Resist the siren call! You can do this! Roll 1d100
[] Maybe just a few won’t hurt
[] Devour the bag. You hunger, and can maybe make an excuse
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)
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>>36023818
One of the times we had to use stairs we vomited. The vomit then crawled away.
The last time we climbed a stairs we had to hold our arm on with gravity powers.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>36023917
>[] Resist the siren call! You can do this! Roll 1d100

I'm a professional at resisting bait.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>36023917
>[] Resist the siren call! You can do this! Roll 1d100

do not iceberg the ruse cruise
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>36023917
>[] Resist the siren call! You can do this! Roll 1d100
You can do it!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>36023917
>[] Resist the siren call! You can do this! Roll 1d100
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>>36023968
Ruse cruise stays afloat!
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>36023917
<[] Resist the siren call! You can do this! Roll 1d100
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>>36023917

>[X] Maybe just a few won’t hurt
>[X] "Could I have one or two? It's all they had to eat at that shrine place and they kinda grew on me."

That sounds entirely and way too logical for something to ever have been a thing we would be considered to do.
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Something tells me they're suspicious.
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>>36023917

> Devour the bag.

The jig is already up, Risa. It's as in-character as eating Senorita Smooth Skin.
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>>36024050
Mendel and her inferior friends are part of shadowy organization, being suspicious is part of the deal.
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You bite down on your lip, the hard teeth tearing through supple young flesh. You needs them, you needs them so badlies, as a certain former hobbit might say you nerd. You reach out for the succulent meal, then pull your hand back, swearing on your mother’s grave that you shall one day soon devour their tasty cherry inside parts. The scientist looks back. “Yuuki-kun,” racist, “are you okay?”

“Are these safe to eat? I haven’t had anything since I got attacked.” You explain.

“Ah, just hold it in, okay? After we examine you we can get you some proper food.” She explains.

With a heavy heart you turn your back on the fish, and you know that the scars from this event will never truly heal. Okay, alright you are doing well. Look, you totally ignored that glowing red button over there! I am super proud right now, hell, we’re super proud! You make your way to the examination room. “Okay Yuuki, would you take off your shirt please?”

Hm, you get the feeling something is about to happen here.

[] Say you would be more comfortable with a male doctor
[] That isn’t in character! Besides, she is a doctor, off with it!
[] Tell her you feel a little weird with the guard just watching. Ask if he can stay outside
[] Other, please specify
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>>36024166
>[] That isn’t in character! Besides, she is a doctor, off with it!
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>>36024166
>[] That isn’t in character! Besides, she is a doctor, off with it!

"You think I can grate cheese with these abs Doc? Got any cheddar?"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>36024166
>[] That isn’t in character! Besides, she is a doctor, off with it!

We're a guy right now. Thus, there's no werewolves inherent in this situation.
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>>36024166

> [] That isn't in character! Besides, she is a doctor, off with it!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>36024166
>[] That isn’t in character! Besides, she is a doctor, off with it!
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>>36024166
>[] That isn’t in character! Besides, she is a doctor, off with it!
Yuuki is too stupid to be embarrassed
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>36024217
>>36024246
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>36024416
Something amusing?
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>>36024416
the rolls.
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>>36024573
We're not actually rolling for anything some of us just left our dice on.
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>>36024635
Darn!
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>>36024668
Azure has us vote - Then roll.
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You take off your shirt, and the cold air sort of tickles. Why can’t you go like this all the time? You avoid answering, because apparently you are the one with the knowledge of social norms this time around, and look around the room as she starts to touch and listen to you. This office seems rather new, with some of the expensive machines still in some sort of plastic wrap. You take deep breathes as she tilts her head a little concerned. “Your heart sounds off.” She notes.

Probably because we forgot what they were like, and just sort of guessed. We went with samba drums. “Is it bad doc?” You ask.

“No, no, it might just be because of that little spill you had earlier. Let me see, I am sure there is some machine in here that we can use to get a better look.” She says bending over.

You do not look at her rather voluptuous backside, like your soldier companion, because instead your eyes are fixed at something else. Next to a machine is a box, totally empty, and why does this interest you? “It’s perfect.” You note.

What? For what? Risa, listen to me okay? I do not know what you’re thinking, but whatever it is stop it. Look, we have a good thing going and I want you to swear to me that you won’t make this situation any worse, okay? See? No option’s so you can’t.

-

I hate you. “I fits.” You say smiling, back to your Risa form. I really hate you. “I sits.”

The room is in disarray, and you are laying down, cramped in the box. You are on your kneed in the back so you backside is slightly sticking out, and your fingers rest on the edge of the cardboard box. On the wall are the scientist and soldier, both bloody and missing important chunks. You think back to how you took them.
(1/3)
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You leaped out of your seat and slammed the scientist’s face into the wall dazing her. The soldier pulled out some sword, but it skidded off your skin with the sound of metal on metal ineffectively. He was about to say something, but tentacles stretched out of your mouth and jammed down his throat, totally severing his vocal cords. You pinned both of them to the wall, and then shifted into your Risa form, and sat in the box.

“You should have known what would happen when I saw the box.” You say. How could we know that? You have never had an issue with boxes before! “I’ve been pretty cat like, haven’t I? Cats and boxes are a natural process.” You explain.

Are you trying to sabotage this mission? “No, of course not,” you are, “it did turn out that way though. Guess we have to go back and take a nap in Jager’s lap.” You say. Pull the other one. “Mendel has plans for everything! She is like Batman! No one likes fighting Batman!” You object. Except The Joker, you love The Joker! You narrow your eyes as you fit. “I do love him.”

You look around the room at the twisted machinery, and sigh. “I did sort of do a number on this place didn’t I?” You ask.
(2/3)
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>>36024768
Oh god damn it Risa.
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You see the soldier reaching for the scientist, and without thinking you extend a tail to him. Your lewd fluffy organ stabs into his hand, and he is forced into a silent scream from the shock. You coil your sensual limb around his bones through his arm, a truly painful experience, and frown. “Right, okay. I jumped the gun a little. My bad.” Don’t say sorry to me, say it to them. “Sorry voices in my head. I may have panicked a little.”

You rip all of the bones in his right arm out through his hand with your tail, making him breathe out loudly, probably trying to scream. “But look! We can’t do anything about it now, damage is done! So Jager lap?” You ask.

No. You are finishing this operation one way or the other. Our cover is still solid, so we will just have to make it work. Suddenly there is a crackle of sound, and the soldier’s radio comes to life. The scientist hones in on the sound, and bloody eyeless sockets stare at it, while a rover of tears mixed with blood pour down her face. “Sergeant Thompson, report. “ The voice commands.

Your tail grabs the radio and…

[] Answer as the science lady
[] Answer as Thompson
[] Maybe as Yuuki? ~
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)
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>>36024841
>[] Answer as Thompson
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>>36024841
>[x] Answer as Thompson
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So you know how we get all that weird feeling when we talk to really strong angels?

What do people get when they talk to us?
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>>36024841
[] Answer as the science lady
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>>36024881
Delight! Laughter! Like when you watch a toddler fall down a flight of stairs!
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>>36024907
And then the sinking feeling of terror that comes right after when the kid doesn't get up
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>>36024841
>[] Answer as Thompson
weapson malfunction. its fine we're all fine now"

boring conversation anyway
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>>36024928
and TWIST the kid is you. You are the children.

and then Angels was SPXP.
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RIP IN PIECE RUSE CRUISE
2014-2014
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>>36025120
Add boxes to our list of enemies
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You are about to answer when you realized your voice is still girlish and cute. Your tail’s open up like a large mouth and bite down on his legs. You don’t have time to savor the meal, as the radio keeps making those noises that radios make. Your tails gain large serrated teeth, and they quickly chew and swallow him. You wiggle your windpipe and click on the radio. “Everything’s good here. Just, uh, the doctor and I are a little busy.” You say in the man’s voice.

“Busy huh? Where is Yuuki?” The operator says.

“He went to the cafeteria, kid said he was starving. I thought I would help the doctor take care of some reports, you know. Be helpful.” You say.

“Helpful, huh?” Do they know? “You know you don’t have to be so secretive about it when everyone knows.” They know! “You two need, what, twenty minutes alone?” She asks.

Your tails start to swallow the scientist silently, as you tilt your head. “Twenty minutes, ah, well, is it possible to make it more like two hours?” You ask.

The woman on the other end of the radio is silent, and you finish eating the doctor. “I wish my boyfriend was as helpful as you are.” She says.

You stab your long nails into your palm drawing blood. When you pull your fingers away the wound turns into a mouth. It giggles with the doctor’s voice and whispers something about dark nothings. “I think I am about to eat something myself, so do you think you could help me out?” You ask as Thompson.
(1/2)
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The woman sighs. “You make me more and more jealous. Jack says it looks weird and won’t do it. Fine, two hours, hump like rabbits. You so owe me a beer for this.” She says. “I will give you two your alone time.”

“You’re a peach.” You say as your tails straighten up the room around you, and your hand mouth lets out weird sounds which you think people are supposed to make maybe.

“And don’t you forget it.” The operator replies.

You look at the tidy room, the blood practically gone, and realize the cruise continues god damn it, because you are Risa, and you are the best at rusing.

[] Go out as Choose: (Yuuki, Thompson, science lady, Risa)
And now
[] Cafeteria, may as well get the exploring down
[] They said something about a containment level?
[] Look for the important place with important people!
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>36025288
[]Yuuki
[] Cafeteria, may as well get the exploring down

Find and tail someone who looks important so we rifle through his delicious pink bits.
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>>36025288
>Yuuki
>[] Cafeteria, may as well get the exploring down
we said that's where he was and Shonen protagonists eat a fuck ton
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>>36025288

>[X] Go out as Choose: (Yuuki)
>[X] Cafeteria, may as well get the exploring down

Stick to the story, eat one or two things we don't normally eat, and pretend you know what's up.
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>>36025288
>Yuuki
>Important people!
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>>36025288
>Yuuki
>[] Cafeteria, may as well get the exploring down
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Meanwhile in Mendel Base Mooks Quest...
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>>36025497
Yeah, dealing with Risa would suck. A lot. I'm just glad we're playing as her and not against her.
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>>36025497
[] Give Thomas and his crush some alone time?~

Commaaan guys we've been trying to ship these two since thread 1!
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>>36025583
>~
They wouldn't have the squiggle warning.
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>>36025497
>"Ochre Pluto is a railroading hack! Sick of Risa that shitty Dad Rock loving Mary Sue!"
>"B-b-but she is mai waifu!"
>"She is a sexless lovecraftian monster, not your waifu"
>"Look at this porn I drew!"
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You look longingly at the box, then back at your brain people. “But I fits.” You object, looking pathetic. You will just have to fit elsewhere.

You hop out of the box, and look back at it longingly, before shifting back into Yuuki. You glance around the hall, but no one seems to be paying attention to you, so you just walk by as you like. You hear a ding, and see the elevator has been fixed. You step onto it, having to push your way through. “Where to kid?” The guy closest to the buttons asks.

“Going to the cafeteria.” You say.

He nods, pushes a button, then down you go. You see he pushed 10, so you get off there and look around. You see several lecture halls connecting to a cafeteria. A few soldiers are eating while looking at notebooks full of information. You go up to the buffet like spread and load up a bit of everything, that you then mix together with your spoon. You do the same thing with your drink, making a shot of everything, before sitting down and listening.

Seems the lecture halls cover the diverse range of strange monsters they have to encounter. You gather one is just about to start, and it could prove very interesting. You listen to another conversation and hear the egg heads are working on something on the 20th floor that has to do with dimensions, and space. You have no idea what that means but it sure sounds fancy. You also see a few people heading towards the dorms and you could just start killing and eating people because you panic easily.

You take a bite of your food while you think. Mmm, shrimp mac meatloaf soup chicken onions bell peppers chocolate ice-cream and sprinkles. Just like mum used to make.

[] Go to the 20th floor, the lecture on supernatural threats will probably be in the Templar omake.
[] We never get omakes anymore, you kidding? Go check it out
[] Something about a containment area on 26?
[] Other, please specify
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>>36025697
>[] Something about a containment area on 26?
We're the Shonen protag! WE CAN CONTAIN ALL THE THINGS! WITH FRIENDSHIP!
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>>36025697
>[] We never get omakes anymore, you kidding? Go check it out

the fucking omake groundhog ALWAYS sees its shadow.
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>>36025697
[] We never get omakes anymore, you kidding? Go check it out
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>>36025697
>We never get omakes anymore, you kidding? Go check it out
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>>36025697
>[] Go to the 20th floor, the lecture on supernatural threats will probably be in the Templar omake.
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>>36025697
>[] We never get omakes anymore, you kidding? Go check it out
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You decide to attend a lecture. You walk in and grab a seat near the back. The lights dim, and a man walks onto the stage. He gives some simple greetings, then turns on a slideshow. “Today we will be discussing threats immediately dangerous in our world. Specifically, we will be looking at the entity known as Risa Schrodinger, and her allies, and methods of dealing with them.” You avoid clapping.

“This is Risa Schrodinger.” The leader starts, and you see an image of you mid mutation, limbs growing out of your body, lined with teeth.

“Monologue I am naked in that picture.” You say. Your important bits are covered by mutated teeth and eyes, I assure you you have nothing to be ashamed of.

They go into detail about your powers and abilities, and ends with a warning about your shapeshifting and time manipulation. The slideshow continues, and you see images of Jager, Sin-Fin, Fuego, Ryoko, and Azzy, all accompanied by a fairly in depth explanation. It will probably be gone into further detail. One of the soldier’s raises her hand. I like her, raising of the hand is a good thing. Spare her if you can, aye?

“Sir, that Jager woman. She seems sort of familiar. Also her abilities seem to be similar to someone else we studied, is there any connection?” She asks.

The man looks thoughtful. “Yes, you could certainly say that. In fact, in a way, one might say she was a founder of this organization when she was alive and, well, complete. As she is she is missing some important parts, and while you may consider her history to be pitiable do not show mercy. We have reason to believe she is keeping her true abilities hidden even from subject 0(You), and that she has access to all the so called ‘lost technology’ of our dark age. She is a class S threat, same as subject 0 and Eve.”
(1/2)
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A man speaks out without raising his hand. “This might seem crass, and I don’t really want to go to another sexual harassment seminar, but, uh, are they like, you know, together?” He wonders.

“No, we don’t know. Please, explain further.” The polite girl from the start says.

“Shut up, look that Ryoko kid clearly has the hots for Risa. Is it the tentacles? Plus that Jager chick, did you see her tits? Jesus fucking Christ, I want to just bury myself in them.” He says.

Kill him. Kill him double hard.

There are some laughs from the group, but the guy in front seems thoughtful. “It is good you can find this funny, but make no mistake. This group is unstable in the best of times, and will not hesitate to tear you apart. They are the worst aspects of humanity sharpened to a fine point. They are the joy you feel when your mind finally breaks. They are misery that stops any progress. They are progress without any morals, no.” He shakes his head. “They are progress that exists simply to mock morals. They are ancient, they are fresh, and they are each so broken they have to kill in order to fill that gap inside their bodies.”

The group goes silent, and the prof. takes this chance to give out a pop quiz. You smile, because you so got this, and fill it out with confidence.

You get a 56

You sulk over your exam score as you sit in the cafeteria. You look up and see the polite girl from before studying diligently. We quite like her. The guy from before is laughing with some mates over some mash, and the prof. is talking to some other old farts. What should you do?

[] Go see someone. Who? (Polite girl, rude bloke, prof.)
[] Go check out a lower floor
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)
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>>36026525
>[] Go check out a lower floor

Sooorta want to murder the rude guy and bug the professor about things.. but.. Lower floors mean greater dangers.. probably.
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>>36026525
>[] Go see Polite girl

I WANNA KNOW JAGER HUMAN NAME AND THAT LOST TECHNOLOGY SHIT
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>>36026525
>You get a 56
Kek

>[] Go see someone. Who? (Polite girl, rude bloke, prof.)
Prof.
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>>36026582
So why would you ask.. the girl and not the professor?
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>>36026489
>Not including The Plant in the list of threats
The fools. The foolish fools...
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>>36026609
because she is polite and we like her and the prof might be tightlipped on Jagerbombs info.
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>>36026642
That was probably subject 0.
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>>36026662
Subject 0 was Risa.
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>>36026525
[] Go check out a lower floor
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>>36026525
>[] Go see someone. Who? (Polite girl, rude bloke, prof.)
The Polite girl.
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>>36026525

> [] Go see the polite girl.
> [] Ask her about the lower levels
> [] Go to the lower levels
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I will call it for the polite girl

Rewriting
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>>36026899
Dropped my trip in another thread.
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>>36026924
You just can't win, can you?
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>>36026924
>>36026899
Seriously computer? Don't you do this to me today
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>>36026950
IT WAS YOU NOT NOT DIO!
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>>36026924
>>36026899
>>36026950

lemme guess lemme guess....MGGLQ! two nat 1s in the same fucking thread and FDR died! hard to believe quests still use d20 with crits
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>>36027052
>MGGLQ
What?
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>>36027086
the green lantern quest schteel runs
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You decide to talk to the polite lass. You walk over to her and raise a hand. “Hey, mind if I sit here?” You ask.

“Hm? Oh, go ahead. I’m not saving it for anybody.” She explains looking over her notes.

You sit there together in silence for a moment, wondering how to make her explain things to you. Finally she looks up. “You’re new right? Hard to believe all of this, huh?” She asks.

“All of this?” You wonder.

She seems contemplative. “I mean all of it! Angels being real and sort of jerks. Gods being monsters made of faith that can change at the drop of a hat. Plus that Risa chick, and those weird ghost monsters. It is seriously weird.” She explains. “Hey, how did you do on your test? I got a 98, but only because that time question was totally a trick one. I think I was a little shaky on a few points.” She wonders, and you tell her. She makes a face. “Yeah, that makes sense”

“What do you mean?” You ask, about to kill her for questioning your academic ability.

“You need to take notes! Then read the notes out loud quietly while you take them. It’s the only way to do it. You are new, right? Want to borrow my notes for today? When you retake the test you will probably do better.” She offers.

Polite enough to live.

“Hey, maybe you can teach me something I don’t understand.” You say.

“Sure, what is it?” She asks.

Oh yeah, we are kidnapping the fuck out of her.

Choose one please

[] Ask her something about Jager (What?)
[] Ask about you. I mean Risa. (what?)
[] Ask about sin-fin
[] Ask about werewolves and her feelings on them
[] Ask something else
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>>36027157
>[] Ask her something about Jager (What?)
What lost technology? Why pity her?
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>>36027157

> [] Ask her something about Jager
> Who was this person who was similar?
> [] Ask about the facility so we "don't" end up someplace we aren't supposed to go.
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>>36027157
>[x] Ask her something about Jager

Gonna regret not asking about ourselves to feed ego, or not learning more about Sin-Fin's hangups...
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>>36027157
>[] Ask about you. I mean Risa. (what?)
So.. what do you think of subject zero?

We love the joker. Have we found Harley Quinn? Probably not.
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>>36027227

Ryoko is the closest to that. If we had her dress up in Harlequin garb, she'd fit the bill. She's intelligent, perky, beautiful, and a little bit fucking insane. Also there's the whole "She knows we're bad for her, but she can't stop."
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>>36027157

Ask her what brought her here.
Our cover is that Risa had a tantrum and threw 'us' halfway across the city...
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>>36027157
"How do you feel about doctor who?"
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>>36027287
Mendel troop protocol 30027 never mention Dr. Who or "Tardis" this summons the Risa Cat.
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>>36027227
>>36027264
>Forgetting what Sin-Fin wears
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>>36027324
She's too mopey. That Chibi some one drew of her though fucking adorable.
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>>36027324

Not at all. Thing is, Sin Fin is not energetic or manic enough to pull off Harley Quinn. Ryoko fits the bill in everything except garb and possibly finding an artifact hammer for her to beat things with.
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>>36027366
>Ryoko fits the bill in everything except garb and possibly finding an artifact hammer for her to beat things with.
She already has comically oversized metal punchy fists. I like those better.
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>>36027324
"A blanket of sadness. Tuck me in, let me die."
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“So why pity that Jager chick? And what is all of this about lost technology?” You wonder.

“You shouldn’t skip lectures.” She explains with a sigh. “Well, okay then, but you owe me a burger, none of this on base slop.” She says.

“Deal.” You reply.

“This organization was founded by the Nazis, and continued by both the US and the USSR. There was a select group of scientists within the Nazi party who discovered the power of souls, and thought there was potential for more study there. Some went off to examine angel energy, some to examine hellfire, others went into just pure human souls. There was a select group of scientists, about four or five of them, who had all the information from every researcher from all the death camps. These were the best of the best, and used what they knew to combine the technology into a functioning war machine for the Nazi empire. Above them was a single woman. She controlled and commanded all of the scientists, and was able to do things with souls, and spiritual beings we haven’t been able to replicate since. When she was killed she took almost all of her knowledge with her.” She sighs. “I can’t even imagine just why she didn’t use her lost tech to save herself.”

“What do you mean?” You continue asking.

“I mean, being betrayed by your brother in law and son in hopes the Red Army would spare you. Being forced to watch, while being raped mind you, as your children are put to death for your roles in a death camp. She was only there to protect them, since they were considered undesirable. Then to have your devotion repaid by getting stabbed in the back like that? If I was her I would have unleashed hell on all of them.” She says. “Of course that is just what some of the Red Armies records say, it’s impossible to know if any of the story is true. Damn ruskies, keep accurate records if you are going to occupy eleven timezones and muck about in world politics!”
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We… we probably shouldn’t tell Jager any of this. Like, ever. “How did the allies win?” You wonder.

“They had their own lost tech. Keep in mind this was during the darkest days of the war. We decided to create soldiers, men who were morally pure and strong, who were able to fight the monsters off. A whole company of Captain Americas” She explains.

“Wait, like a comic book?” You wonder.

She blushes a little. “Is there anything wrong with that?” She asks. “Liking comics I mean.”

“Nah, Thor is pretty attractive, even to guys.” You say.

“Yeah, I guess he is.” She smiles.

“So what was that woman’s name?” You wonder.

The girl furrows her eyebrows, and seems about to answer, but then suddenly the lights shift to red. “VIP arriving. VIP arriving. Please assume protocol 4 positions.”

She sighs as she puts her books away. “No rest for the wicked, right?”

Everyone seems to be scrambling. What do you do?

[] Go with the group of science people
[] Go with the soldiers
[] Follow someone else
[] Other, please specify
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>>36027654

> would spare you.
> would spare them.
?
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>>36027696
>[] Go with the group of science people

if questioned do pic
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>>36027696

> Create burger appointment now, so we can abduct her later.
> I honestly don't care about the rest.
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>>36027696
>>36027730
>>36027758
These two.
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>>36027703
>“I mean, being betrayed by your brother in law and son in hopes the Red Army would spare you.

Should be "Being betrayed by your brother and son in hopes the red army would spare them." The you is referring to the brother in law and the child
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>>36027758
Clearly you should care about the scientists because where do you think mendel is going to go? The science place.
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>>36027696

It seems like taking Yuki's identity was pretty well useless then, or at least it was kind of arbitrarily made useless by circumstances beyond our control. In any case, being Yuki does us no good.

> Turn into the doctor from earlier
> Go with the scientists

If this is Mendel, she will probably be up to date enough to want to see Yuki, who she was so interested in before. Like hell if she doesn't have an itinerary with new base arrivals and acquisitions after all the fuss she raised over this little shit.
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>>36027696
>[] Go with the soldiers
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>>36027817

I would add that the science research division is going to be smaller than the security division. The absence of one scientist is likely to be noticed even if we have that one chick running interference for the unfortunate couple's "alone time".
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>>36027817
>>36027958
Problem with your plan: they just called for "protocol 4 positions". It would be suspicious for that scientist lady to not be doing it, but Yuuki doesn't know shit about P4P.
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>>36028048

I guess being a clueless dumbass with an excuse has to have some advantages.
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“We should hang out more. Often. At times we are not about to do something important.” You say as you get up.

“Yeah, sounds cool. I am usually here when I’m not in my dorm. Come find me when you have a minute and I will get you all caught up.” She says.

You rush off with the scientists, snacking on the buffet like a glutton, and quickly follow the soldiers who seem intent on meeting the VIP. You slip into the group, and eat some shrimp stuff as you go down in an elevator to one of the lower floors. You all file out, and you find yourself in a dark cave. You feel a little nervous that you took a wrong turn, but on the advice of a voice in your head you shift into the science lady who you ate like a punk in a dark corner. You join the other science dude, and look bored as the minutes tick by. Finally you hear a moan, and the ceiling opens up. You see that you are evidently in a mountain, and that the sub levels go through the mountain into the earth. You stare up at the open sky through the hangar, and eventually see a helicopter swoop in. It lands and a solder opens the side door. You see a group of people pile out of the copter, and you are uncertain which Mendel is.

You sniff the air, and smell the faint trace of something like energy being funneled into one of the people, a young woman you only catch a glimpse of. You think about your options, then decide.

[] Attack now! Destroy all!
[] Act like a scientist and say Mendel has to see Yuuki.
[] leave
[] Other, please specify
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>>36028098
[] Other, please specify
Stay with the herd.
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>>36028098
>[] Act like a scientist and say Mendel has to see Yuuki.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>36028119
>>36028098

Yeap. This seems like the smartest thing to do.
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>>36028098
>[] Attack now! Destroy all!
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Oh shit is the 99 human weapon jager?
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>>36028098
>[] Act like a scientist and say Mendel has to see Yuuki.
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>>36028098

> [] Act like a scientist and say Mendel has to see Yuuki.
> If anyone asks, we were too excited to bring up the medical reports.
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>>36028098

>[X] Act like a scientist and say Mendel has to see Yuuki.

Secure the target, there's no way Mendel wouldn't have a body double or some silly shit.

She's still important and clever enough to do all that shit we hate, so she probably has a more clear soul juice resonance thingy than "faint energy goes into person".
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>>36028221

I'd honestly be surprised if Mendel even bothered showing up in person as opposed to using some sort of robot clone that fed back to her.
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>>36028221
My guess actually is that the one with energy going into it is just reviving a broad band download of Mendel.

Mendel is broadcasting her consciousness from SPPAAAAAACE to whoever this is.. be it body double, clone, random girl.
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>>36028273
>>36028281
Anons think alike.
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>>36028273
>>36028281
I hope so. I'd honestly be kind of disappointed if it was this easy to take down Mendel.
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>>36028301

I wouldn't. Remove Mendel. Mendel is worst, remove of Mendels.
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>>36028301
Don't let that one bitchy anon hear you. Good god he'll start all over again.
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>>36028281
>implying M.E.N.D.E.L is a real boy
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>>36028319
Unless he -is- the bitchy anon.
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>>36028392
So what he's fucking Tsun?

>>36028385
Jager made super computer? That's why she wants Jager so badly?
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>>36028301
>>36028319

The real Mendel is on Namek, hiding behind 200 episodes.
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>>36028301

I am not fond of Mendel. I think her resource and power limits are poorly defined, and I don't like the fact that the QM can always just alter things in the background to make things go "all according to plan". However, as has been pointed out, she has been shown to be capable of far too much for us to ever "legitimately" deal with her.

Maybe this is the start of an arc where Azure makes that possible, but right here and right now, we aren't going to win.
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>>36028425
>>36028454
Honestly, it's just the all Mendel all the time that I don't like.

I hope that we come close enough that Mendel is forced to take a vacation or be put on probation, or something to make her leave us alone for a while.
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>>36028454
Theeere he is.

I'll be honest I fucking Hate Mendel. Not a little bit. A wwwhooollle lot. But she's effectively supernatural X-com commander.

Risa isn't set up to deal with an elaborate military structure. She's a powerhouse with the attention span of a gold fish.

>>36028481
Well I think the issue with that might be.. we're not strong enough to pick fights with the other factions. Hell wyurm would curb stomp us at the moment.
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>>36028454
>the QM can always just alter things in the background
That never happened, for the simple reason that we've always paid attention to her main plan and never figured out where her getaway chopper. Or we're incapable of knowing how to use resources correctly to do so.
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>>36028481
>implying this doesn't just shoot us up to the top of the kill order list
Enjoy your Mendel, because she's here forever.
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>>36028454

By that I mean that she isn't going to just shove her ass in our face so we can kick it. She's got about 400 miles of bullshit between us and that goal, some of which I don't feel we will ever be able to surmount without plot intervention.
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>>36028500

That shouldn't mean that Risa should never be able to set back Mendel significantly or at least give her a bloody nose. You wouldn't be perfectly content with her being able to designate Risa as "hazard level: 3 (out of 10)" and just really doing all of this because Risa is an afterthought and attached to Jager, would you?

Risa should be able to hurt Mendel in a big way. Maybe not directly, but enough so that at least her superiors decide to review her effectiveness and put her on the backburner. Or leave her organization vulnerable to being supplanted by other Supernatural Combat organizations that won't be such a pain in the ass in the future.
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I think this is the University all over again, where we dithered too long and wound up not getting anything done.
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>>36028591
>Risa should be able to hurt Mendel in a big way
We've been hurting her already. Just how many budgets did you think we destroyed?

The dot-com bubble burst was a cover-up for Mendel sending the world into a miniature recession.
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>>36028722
Everyone wanted to talk to the Polite Girl and see Omake footage instead of getting things done.\

SUPER SECRET POSSIBLY ONE CHANCE STEALTH MISSION!

HEY GUYS LETS GO WATCH OMAKE FOOTAGE AND FLIRT!
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You sniff the air, and remain indecisive because seriously, all the gridlock! You give a mumbled greeting at the group, same as your science colleagues, then smell something terribly strange. You give a vague briefing about Yuuki, and say that Mendel needs to see Yuuki because you know jack shit about it all, and a strange metal man writes it down, then moves on without caring. You conclude that Mendel always has a hand in strange smells, so when no one is looking you follow after the trail. The trail leads you to a room off of the main hall, and you peek in to try and get an assessment. The strange energy trail leads to a chair which is facing away from you.

You are about to go in when a screen pops up and you see Jager’s name. Well, technically I see her name, then translate the Katakana into English so you can understand what is going on but the idea is the same. Into sort of German. Whatever. The phone image rings on the screen, then the phone picks up and you hear a solid connection. “Hello Jager.” Mendel says from the chair, like the chair like chair she is.

“Mendel.” Jager replies.

“Have you thought about my offer?” She wonders.

“I have, and I have to politely decline.” Jager replies.

Mendel is quiet for a moment. “Really? I cannot say I am not disappointed. Might I ask why? I am fairly certain my offer was more than fair.”

“Risa is, well, she is stupid. She is really stupid actually. She is petty, selfish, twisted, jealous, and every mean thing you can say about a person.” She says. Losing confidence here Jager. “But she trusts me.” Oh?

“You think that is enough? We share you dream.” She explains.

“I remember my dream. I wish I didn’t but, God damn, do I remember the nightmare I made the world endure. Technically that dream only lasted as long as I remembered, and since I forgot, I am free from all obligations I had.” She explains. “German is a very uniquely specific language.”
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>>36028769

Mendel probably spins those failures and uses them justify even more outrageous budgets. Now you've set the stage for trillions of debt for your children and their children and their children, courtesy of you guys all because you wanted a villain to be untouchable.
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>>36028591

>>36028591

See, that's my problem with it in a nutshell. No matter how many robots we destroy, no matter how many bases we cripple, no matter how hard we try to hurt Mendel, it doesn't feel like she faces the consequences of defeat in a real way.

She was able to send a giant flagship, demons, angels, nazi pods, robots, and anti-Risa fuck you dimension hoppers one day. And the next she sent a dimensional barrier breaking robot with anti-angel pulse waves to ruin what was otherwise a decent thread.

I know that we don't have the transparency to see where we are hurting her, whereas we are keenly aware of our own wounds. But with all her super tech and resources, it feels disingenuous to even hint that what little damage we've done to her would constitute giving her a bloody nose.

I want to see her lose her funding because she is blowing billions of dollars down the drain on a regular basis. I want to see an end to the super soldiers who take "a long time to train".

>>36028785
Stop with the all caps. This mission isn't going to be the end of Mendel, and we all know it. "Flirting" might let us nab a Mendel operative who knows things that would be useful to us.
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>>36028811
Heh. Was sorta hoping during that we'd tear the head off of Mendel and shout Hi Jager! I Found A Thing!
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“That is a sophism, and you know it.” Mendel muses.

“A sophism I am more than happy to hide behind.” Jager replies.

“A pity. Still, if you are so against my ideology, I must wonder just why you didn’t tell Risa that I have been in contact with you. She certainly would want to know you and I have been having talks.” Mendel says.

“Because she trusts me.” Jager explains. “She trusts me to do what I think is the right thing, and I don’t have to ask her permission every time I stop the world from exploding. Besides,” Jager sighs, “my past isn’t something anyone should be burdened with.”

“So you remember?” Mendel wonders.

“Thanks to you. I wish I didn't, though I can understand why you found it necessary.” Jager explains.

“Humanity is in crisis.” Mendel says. “You had no qualms about using your knowledge for us back in ‘44.”

“I had qualms. I just didn’t voice them because I was forced into the position I was. If I had to be a mass murdering monster I was going to be the most efficient mass murdering monster I could be, that is what I decided. I swore as long as I remembered the dream, the dream would live on. Once everyone forgot, well, I was never really a believer in the ideology anyway.” She says.

Mendel nods. “I am unhappy to hear it, but I can certainly understand your position. Since you have remembered, and are of sound mind and body, I shall not ask you anymore.”

“You should try letting go.” Jager explains. “Just stop being so high strung. It did me wonders.”

“Had I but the luxury. I must ask, shall we see the nightmare symphony once more? Since you have remembered enough, should I fear the fourth Reich rising up here in Japan?” She wonders.
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>>36028811
once again, Jager confirmed for best girl
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“Ah, well, not if I can help it. That isn’t something I hope to relive.” Jager replies.

The call ends, and you wait a few moments before knocking. You enter the room and give a small nod to the chair in front of you. “I am here to discuss Yuuki.”

The chair turns and you finally see Mendel. She looks tired, a somewhat thin woman, in her early thirties or late twenties. The dark circles under her eyes emphasize the cold grey orbs, and make you feel like she is analyzing every inch of you. She places her cheek in her cupped hand and tilts her head. “You need not pretend you didn’t hear that. I do not take rejection from women particularly well, so you must forgive any rudeness on my part.”

Her go juice isn’t in the body, it is being fed to the shell. Like a puppet, you can smell the string. You start analyzing it as a clue. “If you put it that way, it sounds like you prefer women.” You say honestly.

Mendel twitches back slightly. She looks wide eyed at you, then shifts her hand to her chin, and lets her finger tips cover her mouth. She is silent for a second then nods. “Well, that would be because I do, I suppose. Is that a problem?” She asks.

“Not really. Not like you are trying to get into my pants.” You reply, unable to understand exactly what she said.

"She was also a heroine of mine. She defied logic and humanity to do what she thought she must. It is a complex feeling." Mendel sighs.

"Huh, I suppose I can see that." You say.

“So what is this about Yuuki?” The fake Mendel wonders.

You still need time to analyze the energy trail

[] Tell her something about Yuuki (What?)
[] Shift into Risa. Talk frankly with her
[] Other, please specify
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>>36028927
>[] Tell her something about Yuuki

How do you even get this job?
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>>36028927

> [] Tell her something about Yuuki
> "The adolescent came in a fairly bad way. It seems he had a falling out with subject 0. As far as I can see from a preliminary psych evaluation, the boy is no worse for the wear. He is most certainly compliant, but I feel he is at a delicate stage of emotional development. Family background seems to imply absent parental figures, leading to a reflexive need to project a fantasy of idealized mores onto the world surrounding him. He thinks he's a super hero."
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>>36028927
[x] Shift into Risa. Talk frankly with her

I'm betting she already knows.
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>>36028927

>Stall until we figure out where the string goes

Maybe a fake activity report and how some of our staff has been disappearing, spin a nice little tale of believable bullshit until we figure out where she's broadcasting from.
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>>36028927
>[x] Tell her something about Yuuki
"He came in, but there's still some residue from his time with Subject 0, and some other odd traces we haven't had the time to filter out."
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>>36028927
>>36028985
seconding
Time to look at that trail.. thing.


>>36028987
Oh I think so to but I'm hoping she doesn't.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>36028927
Well, the lad seems to view Risa and Jager in a motherly or big sisterly role. Despite his grievous injuries, he views this as no more than a familial disagreement. Speaking of which, his biological data suggests he is no more than an average human. However, the scope and scale of his power seems to be greatly dependent on his "belief" in something. Right now, he's healing faster than any normal human ought to, and that progress is seemingly fueled by his sentiment that Risa sent him on a "time-out."
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>>36029027
Dude what
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>>36028927

X [] Shift into Risa. Talk frankly with her.

I would love to say this, to use calm reason and good logic to unravel this stupid cluster fuck called "the battle lines". To be honest, though, Risa utterly and completely fails at trying to be diplomatic. She has a filter on her that makes any attempts at sensible negotiations far less than useless and I don't feel like bothering to entertain Azure letting us actually resolve this like sensible people.
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>>36028985
Maybe add in something about trace influence from Asmodeus in the desire to please a maternal figure.
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>>36028927
>[X] Tell her something about Yuuki (What?)
"We found out a very surprising bit of information from our interviews with Yuuki. It seems that he can hear the voice or voices in Subject 0s head that she has been noted to speak to. This is very troubling."
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>>36029096
No? Why would you do that? She's not actually our boss. We're hoping she doesn't know he's with Azzy.
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Well, from what I can tell from his introduction, his power seems to work based on what he believes. For example, he believed that wearing weighted clothes would suppress his power, so when he took off his weighted jacket, his power sky rocketed.

In lay man's terms, he's like an ork, if he believes enough it turns out to be true.

He most likely got most of his ideas about how to be strong from comics and manga, Dragon Ball Z specifically, because of the weighted clothes.
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>>36028927
>“So what is this about Yuuki?” The fake Mendel wonders.
>The fake Mendel wonders.
>The fake Mendel
>fake Mendel

darn
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>>36028985

> [] Tell her something about Yuuki

> "The adolescent came in a fairly bad way. He purports to have had a falling out with subject 0 resulting in him suffering several physical injuries. Three minor contusions, a concussion, three bruised ribs, a sprained knee, and a fractured tibia. As early background information would suggest, the boy is healing at an abnormally fast rate. Moreover, he didn't seem to suffer much in the way of defects in motility due to his sustained injuries. It's really quite miraculous.

As for the preliminary psych evaluation, the boy seems to be in surprisingly good mental health. Granted his proximity to subject 0 and her base, not to mention his self-reported stay with Asmodeus, I expected a gibbering mess. He is most certainly compliant, but I feel he is at a delicate stage of emotional development. Family background seems to imply absent parental figures, leading him to project that image onto the fallen archangel. His psychological fortitude seems to be wrapped around a reflexive projection of idealized mores onto the world surrounding him. He thinks he's a super hero."

> Testing his powers, such as they might be, seemed to be something we would want to wait on until he has properly recovered.
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>>36029105

She knows. Mendel knows everything.
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>>36029191
If she knew Everything she'd know how to beat Risa.
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>>36029209
Risa is the physical manifestation of chaos. Defeating her would just give rise to her somewhere else.
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>>36029209
>implying that's not what she's doing right now
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“Yuuki came in, but his soul showed signs of damage from subject 0.” You say. “As far as I can tell he is no worse for wear psychologically speaking. He seems rather resilient, perhaps stemming from his lack of any sort of parental figures, and he still wishes to help our cause.”

Memdel nods. “As expected. She doesn’t even try to avoid damaging the universe or people’s souls when she interacts with them. Will he recover?”

“Most likely. The damage was fairly severe, but it seems as if the universe is trying to compensate for the damage. Also the boy seems to be healing at an abnormally fast rate.” You say. “He seems a fine candidate to join our cause. His power seems rooted in belief, such as if he believes he wears weights all the time, then once he removes them his power will skyrocket, and because of his belief it is just so. He is a strange case, something like the berserker really.” You say.

“He is in one piece, is he?” Mendel asks.

“In more pieces than I thought he would be, after spending time with The Fallen of Lust. He seems to lack a maternal figure, and the Fallen was using that to manipulate him. His ability to resist seem to be based on his projected social mores; he thinks he is a super hero.” You say.

Mendel nods. “Continue with the standard evaluation. Find what we can use with him, then decide a suitable position based on standard procedure.” She commands.

She turns around, and you get the feeling you are dismissed. You do not have anything to talk about, but you still need more time to get this trace going.

[] Reveal as Risa. That will get her talking
[] Ask her something else as a scientist (What?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>36029062

The conversation would maybe go something like this:

> Wait, stop! Before you hit a button, pull a lever, do anything else that's just going to make this situation worse, let's talk. That's all I want to do, just talk.

> We've been at each other's throats for months now and it hasn't gotten us anywhere. And frankly, I'm getting tired of this song and dance. How many billions of the tax payer's quid have you dumped into giant robots or horrifying abominations at this point? How many of those were wasted on me as opposed to any of the other problems going on right now?

> You're wasting your time trying to kill me, trying to hinder me, trying to tag me as the biggest threat. Because you know what I want? An island. That's it, a quiet place for me and my mates. I don't want castles, kingdoms, nations, or to start the goddamn Apocalypse. I just want someplace to lay my head at the end of the day that some dumb fucker isn't going to drop a nuke or a giant robot on and to be allowed to come and go from there as I please.

Humans don't interest me, because I've got my eyes on bigger fish now, and that's a good thing for you. You want to hail the glory of humanity, keep angels and demons from mucking about, I'll help you get them off our mutual back porch, but if you keep trying to drag me down. If you keep trying to hurt my own, cities will bleed. Now, the real question is what do you want?
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>>36029404
>[] Reveal as Risa. That will get her talking

"Was that picture of me in the lecture REALLY the best you could get?
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>>36029404

>"Are you okay, ma'am? You look like you haven't been sleeping."

Concerned employee routine is a-go. Whatever it takes to keep her talking.
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>>36029404

> [] Reveal as Risa.
And then this (>>36029409). Also, I'm really glad to know that our whole interaction with Jager in trying to help her figure out her past was so terribly useless.
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>>36029409

You seem to be under the impression that Mendel is rational about her conflict with Risa. From her previous interactions with us, that may be a very dangerous assumption to make.
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>>36029404
[] Ask her something else as a scientist (Fuck if I know)
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>>36029409
There's no way that's going to work
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>>36029510

If not then she's even more boring and tasteless than I imagined.
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>>36029476
I would hardly call it useless.

Revealing as Risa seems a go?
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>>36029443

Won't revealing as Risa also prompt Mendel to cut off ties to her puppet, as she wouldn't want anyone finding out where she's really orchestrating everything? That's something that any sane person would do upon seeing their worst enemy materialize right in front of their eyes.
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>>36029404
>>36029449
backing this.. but I think I'm too late to the party.
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>>36029556

> Hey Jager, if we knew something about your past, even if it was bad, would you want to know?
> [Inside Jager's Head] Well Risa, I already know everything about the person I was. I've already come to closure with that and have handled all of my incredibly heavy moments of self doubt with no assistance from anyone. Might as well give a vague answer about needing time to decide.

I mean, yeah, we let her know that we knew and we were okay with that. Maybe that gave her the warm fuzzies, but it's screwing the pooch on what otherwise could have been fun, interesting interactions between characters.
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>>36029581
if its just a proxy that's gonna get ganked anyway, what's the harm in chatting up?
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>>36029556
I'd say no, because >>36029581 and I'm pretty sure Mendel is too crazy to have a rational conversation with. How about instead we go with >>36029449 but also leave hints that we might be Risa. Like try and get Mendel invested in figuring us out instead of just hitting the nope button.
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>>36029629
The harm is that Mendel knows we might be able to find the real her the longer we talk.

Of course, that's assuming she doesn't have proxies and shit.
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>>36029404
>[] Ask her something else as a scientist (What?)
"What should we do if Risa Schrodinger decides that she wants him back?"
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>>36029629
Not that guy. She'll cut ties early before we understand the energy.
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>>36029628
She doesn't remember 100%, closer to 95%. Also she only remembers because you were supportive of her. Seriously, it wasn't useless.

Writing reveal.
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Or, hum, we sem to still be debating? Will wait a bit.
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>>36029669
>>36029687

You said reveal, let's do that.
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>>36029687
Go with the concerned employed rout
Try to track the puppet strings
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>>36029687
Eh, I'd rather snoop around the forbidden levels first if possible.

Like maybe just pretend to leave and shapeshift into something really small, but stay in the room?
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>>36029687
the Majority does seem to be going for the concerned employee route
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>>36029687

Whichever nets us the most time to stall. So lead with concerned employee, drag that out as long as we can, and then switch to Risa claiming we were getting into figuring out how normal people think again or something like that. Some curiosity or whimsical little thing you could see Risa do.

Just stretch for time as long as we have to. And if we figure it out before we have to reveal as Risa, book it out of there without a fight.
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>>36029687
>>36029669

I want to talk to Mendel. I'm sick of failing to play at stealth and dancing around what is a logical solution. Also, I like the phrase "Writing reveal" and don't want to lose it by fucking off to do nothing in particular
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>>36029687
I'm fine reveal now.
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>>36029772
>>36029687

I'll second this, if only because it's an effective hybrid solution that will probably net us the best of both worlds.
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>>36029783
I'll really don't think she'll listen to us. Especially since we keep auto-killing her employees. That's not okay.
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>>36029687
>>36029772
I Like this. I'm fine with reveal but I'd like to stall as the other guy is saying. More time means more investimagations.
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>>36029859
Don't be stupid. She'd talk to us while prepping her base. It's a game of chicken.
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>>36029859

We keep auto-killing her employees because we aren't working on the same side. Listen, if Mendel is actually a psychopath who can empathize with Risa, who has studied her long term, then she knows enough about Risa's mannerisms to realize that putting her organization inside of the category of "Risa's stuff" is a tremendous windfall.

She gains an extremely powerful, if completely unstable guardian who likes nothing better than eating powerful, troublesome entities.

The problem is that Mendel hasn't been taking the path of least resistance, which she has been shown to be capable of, instead content to mash her face against us and flaunt her absurd skill set until we were sick of her.
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>>36029669
If you already started writing the reveal then fuck it, we're unlikely to get any meaningful information with subterfuge,
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>>36030013
I mostly agree with what you've said but I'd stipulate that Mendel and Risa.. Cannot be Allies.

At this point it's fucking ridiculous. She's caused far too much damage to be anything other than what we want to destroy.

There may be instances of selectively

>>36030073
We're not trying to get literal information out of her. We're.. buying time to study the thread that is connected to this puppet.
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>tfw you realize even if we eat Mendel's brains and make quilt out of her skin, the playerbase will just find a new boogeyman that makes their testes retreat into their body cavity in fear at the mention of their name.
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>>36030094
Pretty much this, Loki is going to make his comeback tour.
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>>36030094
>fear
>Mendel
Hardly. If anything, we are just extremely annoyed with Mendel, just like we were with Loki
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>>36030090
I don't know, Jager seems to maybe be doing better now? We'll have to have a talk with her pretty soon to touch base.
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>>36030094
Mendle isn't a boogyman. She's a pest. One that constantly is biting us in the ass. Its time to cut her out and be done with her.
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>>36030130
Jager can be doing better... but that doesn't in anyway make up for the bullshit Mendel has pulled.

Risa island is nuked. Jager has been kidnapped 2-3 times. Risa has been attacked on numerous occasions for now bowing to Mendels wishes. Dr. Who collection was stolen.
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>>36030185
Forgive the typos getting sleepy.
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“Hey boss, er,” You start faking concern, “you okay?”

“I am tired, Doctor Martinez.” Mendel answer’s honestly. “I have not had a good night’s rest since 45, and even if I tried to find peace, there is nothing in this world which will grant it.”

“Maybe you should find a woman? There isn’t anything wrong with finding someone to let your guard down around.” You say.

“There is everything wrong with it. A moment of laxity will breed a lifetime of agony.” She explains.

“That’s a lonely way to live.” You say.

“It is the way it must be. Leave me.” She says waving you off.

“Aw, don’t be that way.” You say.

She sighs. “Go find peace elsewhere, doctor.” Mendel explains.

“That is a rather simple request.” You say shifting over to Best Form. “She is already gone.”

Mendel pauses for half a second then tilts her head. “The real Dr. Martinez?”

“She died happy!” You explain, remembering how fluffy your tails were.

She sighs. “Well then Risa, what can I help you with? Are you here to kill me?”

“That isn’t even really you, now is it?” You ask.

“The pinky might be mine, or at least part of it.” Mendel replies.

Cheeky cunt. “How long have you been in contact with Jager?” You wonder.

“Since she transformed into a giant spaceship, if I recall correctly.” Mendel explains as you walk over.
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You stop a few centimeters from her and stare down at the woman with a mad smile on your face. She looks up at you with tired eyes, then pushes herself off of the chair and locks eyes with you. You both stand there for a moment, neither willing to admit weakness, then finally Mendel asks “What exactly do you want, Risa?”

“You and I just can’t see eye to eye.” You say. “We keep trying, but our definitions of what must be done are so radically different there ain’t no way to reconcile them. I considered joining up with your merry band, I really did, but honestly I just can’t stand you.”

“What a coincidence. I find you terrifically shortsighted towards the long term threat myself.” Mendel says, and you can feel her hot breath tickling your lips.

“Don’t get me wrong, I get the whole idea that humanity is just a bunch of squishy meat suits surrounding the important bits, but you have pretty much abandoned humanity, haven’t you? You’re a bloody hypocrite you are. If you really cared about your organization you would join up with me. You would make me think you are my things, then when the chips are down, stab me in the back all you like. Jager gets what’s up. She knows if she wants to kill me off she can anytime she wants.” You explain. Like we wouldn’t scream at the you know who.

“Perhaps I have simply weighed my options and decided that joining with you would bring more harm than good in the long run.” Mendel says.

“Or maybe you just can’t admit you are a self centered jerk butt who can’t stop shoving all the possible goodwill up your arse to get off all the time.” You reply.

“That doesn’t make sense.” Mendel-bot explains.

“You don’t make sense.” You explain.

You almost have it. Just a fraction of a hair more.

[] Say something to Mendel
[] Glare at her from almost millimeters away
[] Other, please specify
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>>36030130

It's such a waste. I mean, Jager is strong, independent, motherly, but goddamnit, she never even needed a shoulder to cry on before just getting past all of that shit. Horrible tortures that make Asmodeus cringe? Memories of committing the worst atrocities in human history for painful reasons? She apparently just took it all in stride without going insane, and we were so helpful "Because if Risa the Psycho is probably okay with it, I guess it probably wasn't so bad."

In a quest filled with a million problems we can't solve, we could have at least done this. We could have gotten closer to the Jager underneath the mask, and closer to Jager in general. We could have forced Risa to be more human, if only for that moment. What we get instead is more shady backroom dealings in which Mendel knows everything.
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>>36030283
Make out with her.

That'll fuck with her head.
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>>36030309
Only if we comment on how she tastes afterward.

And don't bite her lips off.
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>>36030309
>>36030328
>implying she doesn't record it and send it to Jager
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>>36030283
Ask if she knows whats up with rotten time and bears.
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>>36030305
Well we'll just have to unleash that frustration on her and see what happens.
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>>36030283
>[] Glare at her from almost millimeters away
>[] Say something to Mendel
"So pray tell what is the long term threat I don't see? After staring GOD in the face, everything else seem a bit small time"
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>>36030283

> [] Say something to Mendel
> "You say I can't understand. You call me short sighted. Well then, love, be my eyes and tell me what I can't see. If there are bigger threats knocking on our door, let me know about them. What are you so afraid of?"
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>>36030357
Possible, but I'm not sure why.

>>36030364
She won't tell us. She might want them to kill us and that's why she doesn't bother signing up with our cause, because she sees us as a problem that will resolve itself. Might be interesting to learn though.
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>>36030283
>>36030377
Mmmhm Seconded.. maybe with a bit of >>36030368
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>>36030283

> Just Fuck Already!

More seriously, (>>36030377) + (>>36030309)
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>>36030283
>[x] Say something to Mendel
This is probably incredibly retarded, but I kinda want to psych her out a bit by saying something like "One of the nice perks about being a time traveler is not needing to be smart to figure out exactly how everything is going to break".
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>36030283
>>36030309
We're both psychos who want to make werewolves with the Jager. Let us share our frustrated hopes with the only other person who might understand.
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>>36030429
Phhfft then she replies with..
>I Know.
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>>36030283
I will back this.
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>>36030283
>>36030377
Backing this.
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>>36030305
You seem to be misunderstanding something. Jager is only able to accept this because of Risa. She isn't just randomly okay with all of this, or because Mendel presenting the information, Risa worked with her and made her able to accept most of who she was. Not like it, but at least accept. Seriously, Jager's dealings with Mendel are only because Risa told her to be more independent.

You are making a difference with Jager. A huge one! Jager becoming Nazi for a bit was a little your fault, but her being able to accept she was sort of Nazi is all of your fault! It is good!

Okay, so making out with Mendel and asking what the major threat is, is it? Writing now
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>>36030283

The beauty of kissing and talking is that we can do both at the same time.
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Gaah totally uncomfortable with making out with her when we don't even do that with Jager.
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>>36030475
Now kissssssssssss
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>>36030500
Anon is being faggots. I really hope Azure ignores them
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>>36030500

Maybe a bit of jealousy will get her moving.
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>>36030475
Maybe not if people think it was a bad idea.
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>>36030475
>making out with Mendel
Please no
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>>36030521
>>36030475
>Okay, so making out with Mendel

Apparently not.

Question! Has Risa Actually kissed anyone else? Would her first Un-death kiss be with Mendel? That's.. all kinds of wrong.
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>>36030283
> You don't really feel like a person, do you? People simply don't get you. The ones you admire turn away from you, and the ones you speak to used and are used by you in return. You have all these impulses you want to indulge in, all these forbidden fruits you want to taste, but you withhold yourself from them or reach out to find they turn into dust the moment you touch them. So, to prove to yourself that you're a person, you will forge a bond with every single last person on Earth as their savior. At the end of the day, it's not really mankind you want to save, it's yourself.
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So making out is sort of being pushed against? Okay, rewriting.
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>>36030500
I figured that would be because Jager isn't comfortable doing that with us. Or being in a romantic relationship with us. I THINK we've kissed Ryoko before though.

Given that we attempted to fuck her.
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>>36030475
french the fuck out of her

>>36030500
we made out with Azzy once. fun times
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>>36030553
It depends. Have we kissed anyone before? Like maybe when we were on a rampage before killing them?

Or Ryoko/Asmodeus?
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>>36030517
hahahhahaha its funny because that is what monolog is doing.
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>>36030553

Can we get a 1 2 on this? I'm fine either way.
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>>36030553
fucking faggots ruining everything
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>>36030500
This kiss is to manipulate Mendel
To Risa it means nothing of worth
A flicker of fire on our yet burnt candle
An act of contrition on which weighs the earth

If the lips of Jäger were to be so swept
A Risa cat would call it theft
Save for if her own lips, and open wept
Tears of acid for joy now kept
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>>36030580
We did? If so, then our mouth-purity is already permanently soiled, so why not.
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>>36030553
Whut whut? Still absolutely for it. When will we ever have the chance to do this again? This is like Joker mushing lips with the Batman! He'd never see it coming!
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>>36030591

I choose to believe monologue is holding dolls while doing so. Risa is a badly stitched together Hello Kitty dyed purple and Mendel is some sort of cyborg barbie.
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>>36030553
Hate to ask man but Final destination maybe?
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>>36030603
It might ruin everything somehow.

Can't fathom how, which I guess means it's probably fine?
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Fuck you people. Mendel is the worst character in the quest. Even if she wasn't loaded with poison, this would be fucking stupid.
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>>36030475
>kissing mendel.
Did gonna be wierd
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>>36030600
But kissing causes pregnancy! We can't have another illegitimate child after we were already a horrible mother to Yoruichi.
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>>36030582
You have kissed people before.

Shifting the vote it seems
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>>36030600

>>36030553
Azure Earth whom I hold dear
I hope my intent is not, to you, queer
Here above is how I voice
The lip locks true intended choice
Mendel Mendel Grendel foe
Will she weal or will she woe
Do we feast or do we quell
Our plot to bring her special hell
I do so hope it all ends well.
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>>36030627
I suppose you never heard of hatefucking, anon?
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>>36030654
Alright, so long as it isn't our first kiss as an Arrancar.

Let's see if we can manage the proper amount of tongue.
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AZZY SNOGGED US REMEMBER when we blew up Mendel's base together?

and didn't Shiba have HEAVILY IMPLIED sex with us? granted Risa probably didn't feel a thing down there but we had cake without Jager. and she didn't seem jealous when we talked to her about it.

JAGER DOESN'T EVEN WANNA FUCK RISA ATM, Let alone girls!

If we can't kill her, we can at least fuck with her mentally
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>>36030685

It's 12 right?
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>>36030693
feet or inches?

...should go with feet, better to bring more than enough instead of not enough
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>>36030690
My English is not good apparently. I do not know the world Snogged.
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>>36030718
it's britlander for making out.
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>>36030726
Okay. Thank you.
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>>36030715

I meant number of tongues.
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>>36030739
>porque no los does.jpg
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So many here place certain weight
On acts of lust as true loves gait
For some this is a stone set truth
Some see them apart past their youth
A weight on Risa of your own projection
When bloody reaping and flesh ejection
Is the course of our release
Yet we could not as Risa grease
Those around us, I certainly hope
When our world is real that behavior? Nope
So let us think without our hangups
And rejoice in fucking with her ...

... Fucking hell I broke my verse
This feeling is a searing curse
Truly now I feel the worse
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>>36030769
It's okay. I kayn't rhyme good neitherer.
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>>36030739
>>36030760

12 ft of 12 tongues then

but what color?
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“What then? You say I am short sighted, so what exactly is the long term threat? Come on, speak up. If you have an idea do enlighten me because a few voices are mad you stole my Jager bonding moment from me.” You say.

She glares at you, and then tilts her head down slightly and sighs. She seems to calculate something for a moment, then looks up at you resolute. “The Time Devourer.” She explains.

You narrow your gaze. “Okay, I will admit that is a fairly intimidating name.”

“It is the final fate of the universe. Something that has been wished for since the Big Bang. It is worse than any nightmare, it is horror beyond horror, it is death beyond death. It is the death of time, and the death of the universe.” She answers.

“So that is why you are all pissy with me?” You ask.

“You have been housing its prophet. You have been feeding it with your fatebreakers. Every action you have taken has propagated its existence through time and space. You may not have made it, but by god, you fed the ugly thing.” She answers.

Ah, yeah. Yeah, that is sort of happening. “Monologue, you knew?” You ask. Well, yeah. I mean, I didn’t want to say anything because it was sort of a bummer, but I sort of knew. A little. “Did you fucks know? Did you pull the other one?” You ask. There is quiet, then you nod. “Right, so they didn’t know. Sorry about calling you fucks, that was rude, and totally uncalled for. I’m rude when I am terrified by time devourers.”
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“We thought to create a false god, something to stop it and repair the damage. That failed because you kept eating everything and the angels burned them. We thought to stop the infinite damage you were doing to time, but that failed because you wouldn’t bloody die. We thought to contain you, we thought to reroute your power, we thought perhaps to use the universe to compensate, but all of that failed. We even tried killing its prophet, but that creepy bastard certainly wouldn’t let us. That, Risa Schrodinger, is why I hate you. That is why I step in your way every bloody time. That is why I refuse to give up.” She explains. “Your existence, you and your plant, and Lucifer, are a bane on reality.”

You glance up and the time for tracking is still going down. It is close, but not quite there. You lean in close and stick your tongue in Mendel’s mouth. She goes wide eyed at the sensation of your velvety smooth tongue tasting her actually rather soft and sweet insides. You feel her tongue twist around your, and she sinks, but you grab her by the shoulders and hold her up to continue your oral jousting. Your tongue coils around hers, then pulls it out, and you bite it between your teeth and pull gently. She goes all woobly in the knees, and you close in close to suck on the protruding organ. She twitches under you, and you can feel her body temperature skyrocket in your hands. She tastes pretty good, a sort of honeysuckle like smell and taste filling your sensory organs to the max. You grab a hold of her backside, and pull her close as you savor the evil probably Nazi science lass.
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>>36030819
>You have been feeding it with your fatebreakers.
I thought Mendel didn't know about those?
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>>36030819

So... HQR = Chrono Cross romhack?
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Dis gon' be good.
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Finally she pushes you away and wipes at her mouth. “The bloody hell is wrong with you?” She demands.

Ding! “Got a lock!” You say. You trace it, but it leads in just a vague direction in the upper atmosphere. It is a start, but certainly not everything you need to get a perfect lock on her.

“You bitch.” She pants, and you see she is standing oddly, as if she is protecting her thigh from stimulation. “You twisted bitch.”

You make a meep meep sound and…

[x] Steal the polite girl, that is just happening
Then
[] Try to reason with an angry, horny Mendel
[] Go see Azzy, she might know about devourers of time
[] Back to the Shrine. Jager has some explaining to do
[] Other, please specify
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>>36030879
>[X] Back to the Shrine. Jager has some explaining to do
"Come on, we both needed that."
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>>36030879
[] Back to the Shrine. Jager has some explaining to do
also drop off polite girl there. We aren't mad just give us a heads up next time jaegerbombs please?
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>>36030879
>[] Other, please specify
taunt the Mendel, QUICKLY show her your glorious British ARSE.

make her lie awake at night and haunt herself over the fact that she will never really know if it tastes of wild berries or not.
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>>36030879
>Mendel was trying to stop the bears all along
Well bloody hell if she'd just told us she wanted to stop the bears we'd have been all for helping her. I still hate Mendel but I hate the bears more.
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>>36030879
[x] Steal the polite girl, that is just happening
[] Go see Azzy, she might know about devourers of time
[] Other, please specify: I don't like the guy either. I mean, frankly, if he's bringing on Fenrir X 1000 bollocks, I'll be first in line to off him. I mean, I assumed he had some sorta plan to take me out whenever I tried but if that's all he's got, consider him dead.
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>>36030879
>steal the polite girl
>time devoured a can't devour time if I devour it first...somehow.
>Azzy, drag to shrine
>Jäger has explaining to do
>we need to get our plant to go to time breakers anonymous together, the first step is admittn there is a problem
>fucking bears
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>>36030879
>[] Other, please specify
"What's with all the fucking bears?"
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>>36030862
I wonder who told her?

There is a logical reason for it, someone did recently tell her about fatebreakers, but not everything they could do or their exact effect on time. She knew you fucked with time because that is how she tracked you, and then she learned you had a time power called fatebreaker, then she put two and two together. Wonder who might have been able to observe fatebreakers, or who knew about them and it should be pretty obvious
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>>36030879
>[x] Steal the polite girl, that is just happening

>You loved it. Just think if you'd have told me about the evil time thingy in the first place we probably could have been friends!

>[] Back to the Shrine. Jager has some explaining to do

Explaining? Eh not harsh or anything just.. you know.. talks.
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>>36030903
>tastes of wild berries or not.
And with just a little shape shifting... SUDDENLY IT DOES!!!
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>>36030879
[] Go see Azzy, she might know about devourers of time
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>>36030920
fucking Akira
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>>36030920

Akira.

I bet this is all payback for that one time we conscripted him to move heavy furniture to the temple.
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>>36030920
>Wonder who might have been able to observe fatebreakers, or who knew about them and it should be pretty obvious
The Plant and Akira are the only two?
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>>36030922
Mendel does have a communication problem. Well, we've had it out. Later we can go bear hunting, fucking bears. Now they make sense.
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>>36030879
warn her about the bears.... what if bears are the time eaters. the langolers?
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>>36030879
>>36030903
>>36030901
>>36030917
These sound good.


>>36030944
Nazi Jager maybe?
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>>36030879

> [] Try to reason with an angry, horny Mendel
> "Listen love, great talkin' with you. Learned a hell of a lot. If you want to talk some time, about Time Eaters or what have you, you've got my number. Just bloody well don't send anymore robots. We're big girls. We can use our words."
> [] Then steal the girl.
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>>36030879
Jesus Christ you've got communication problems.
Then I'm down for the sexy legs/ass taunt and snagging the polite girl.
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>>36030879
>[x] Other, please specify
On the way out, leave a note somewhere that says something to the effect of
"If you just wanted to kill the bears, shoulda said so. Fuck bears."
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>>36030879
>you could have told me about the bears
>well, tons to do. Got get Gertrude and me on cold turkey...unless you think observing a fate breaking in action could help figure out how to kill and eat a chronophage. I like chronophage better than time devourer. More Scifi.
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>>36030980
Easier said than done.
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>>36030992
>Oh, and if you want in on our next girls night, being the doctor who tapes Sammiches gave you.
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>>36030879

> [] "Listen, if you needed a hand with bears, you just needed to ask. Bloody hell what's with women never being able to just tell you what they want?"
> [] Bugs bunny kiss
> [] "Let's pick this up some other time. You've got my number."
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>>36030879
Well this is awkward. I don't know if I want to kill Mendel anymore. Never thought I'd be saying those words.
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Hope that kiss doesn't make her go all goddamn Yandere. Probably hasn't had one since well 45.
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So... all of this grief with Mendel was caused by an ill-advised Rap Battle?
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>>36030992
>Got get Gertrude and me on cold turkey..
Fuck that.
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>>36031024
Its okay. I still do.
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>>36030992
We're still using fate breaks anon. Period. We need those.
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>>36030992
That's impossible unfortunately

Rolling five dice instead of three is time bullshit. The plant's very existence is time bullshit.
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>>36030857
Fluffbringer, if you're here!

make this a lewd fic! It is your destiny!

and you can do lewd-ish just fine AE
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>>36031024
Still want to kill her but now I want some info on how to stop this time monster. Are the bears and oldrisa one and the same? Which one is akira the herald of? Find out next time on Hollow Quest Redux!!!
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>>36031069
AZ is great at it? Remember that time we sexed up Ryoko? Fucking Nailed it.
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>>36031024

We now know why Mendel is being such a bitch to us, assuming she's telling the truth. It's easier to understand why she did what she did.

But still, she's made it clearer than ever that she won't partner up with us. She wants our plant destroyed, which is unacceptable. And we don't know anybody who is a good enough cosmic cat doctor and plant doctor to remove those pesky bits of reality-breaking stuff from us while evading the wrath of Akira's boss and anyone he might manipulate.
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>>36031030
It's funny that an event which should have killed the quest in less than ten threads still comes to bite us in the ass.
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>>36031091
>>36030992
>wanting to remove our fatebreakers
You guys can go fuck yourseleves.
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>>36031091

Actually, if she wants a god to go and punch out the old one of Time Eating, that's kind of on our to do list. She just has to accept that her Time God is probably going to be Risa.
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>>36031030
Word. It's Wiggty wiggty wack Yo.
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>>36031109

All I'm saying is that a pact with Mendel or getting her to jointly cooperate with us may be untenable at best.
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>>36031069
After I finish editing the JagerxRisa piece maybe. It's a little long and full of errors
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> she is stupid. She is really stupid
Gnaw at self confidence later.
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>>36031090
I'm too vanilla to enjoy stuff like that and handholding
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>>36031106

But Risa isn't the native Risa in this universe, right?

So perhaps it DID kill that quest. But the plant empowered Risa, enabling her to jump ship and break into a new one.
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>>36031088
Well, we can have fun with killing her. First we eat her body(ies?) but not her soul. We keep her soul inside a shapeshifted poket and strip it of the chain of fate, and then begging tainting her with our poison AND feeding her budding hollow nature the soul candies we imprinted on until she artificially Gets tall. Then we feed her a bit more energy am pills till she hits Adjuchas. Then we take her as far as she can go until we rip off her mask and let the pocket open in a bloody stream as she becomes our precious little mad daughter, so nurtured by and devoted to her precious mommy.
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>>36031069
Are you referring to fluffbringer the namefag or someone else? Because that guy's an enormous faggot and his writing is terrible.
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>>36031091
>assuming she's telling the truth
It's Mendel.
Why would you ever assume that?
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>>36031042
Only until we destroy the source of Bears, man. Not permanently, of course.

>>36031024
Eh, she still caused Nazi Jager, could have solved so many issues just asking or talking about the issue, and just keeps going on tangents that complicate matters to the point where she still deserves a beating.
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>>36031109
What if we find a way to fate break that doesn't feed it?
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>>36031155
Sounds great. Except that we probably lack the cohesiveness as a collective to actually consistently vote for those actions.
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>>36031158

I botched the name, its fluff lover
the guy that made the 3 lewd pastebin fics.
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There is only one solution to keeping the Time Devourer at bay. We must kill ALL of the bears.
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>>36031176
Let's reroute whatever the TD is eating into Risa and have her eat them herself.
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>No one has voted to kill fake Mendel.

Wow. Apparently the audience would rather leave her sexually frustrated an unfulfilled. To shlick off to Risa later.
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>>36031187
Oh yeah totally we'll just... flip the time devourer switch. Or.. Time devoruer is actually past/future old one Risa and by doing that we're still feeding it.

Or worse.. it's Phillip.
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>>36030879

> Steal Fake Mendel?
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>>36031186

But what if the Time Devourer serves an important purpose? What if it EATS rotten time and enables reality even if it is antagonistic? Akira is feeding Mendel lies. What if he wants the Time Devourer out of the picture so that time will go out of whack because there's nothing left to devour it?
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>>36031182
"Risa, why do you look pregnant...and why are you chugging ginkogan by the handful?"
"Eating for two now. Next I'm gonna filter feed to the north so my baby grows nice and strong and forgets all those pesky human memories. I only have the done belly because she's just gotten tall. Soon she'll get smaller again but start kicking up a storm. It's alright to tell me I'm glowing, Jäger."
"You are literally glowing? Are you making yourself glow?"
"I just wanted someone to tell me I was glowing. Even if this is a horrid mockery of actual pregnancy and everyone looks at me out of te corner of their eyes terrified because I've become a fat slag or an even greater psychological horror,"
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>>36031187
Or we eat the Devourer, make it our own, and then get to throwing down. I think I know how we can reach it too, but it may be dangerous.

You know how the Soul King's stomach went fucked up? If we burn our fatebreakers, go in, and then try and pierce through that, maybe we can make it to where the Old Ones reside. Then it's a matter of following the stench of decayed time and Akira to the source, hopefully.
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>>36031221
We'll just reverse the polarity of the neutrino something something
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>>36031250
We inverse the wibbly wobblies of time?
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>>36031267
The wibbliest
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>>36030879
>“You twisted bitch.”
"Aren't we all?"
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>>36031267
>>36031250
...Okay, so we get Jager to invent proton packs...
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>>36031292
She loved the twist.

To be honest if she had handled things differently and wasn't high and mighty with Risa I have a feeling they would have gotten along very well.
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the plan is simple Anons

we become the Time Devourer Devourer, become the death of the death of the universe
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>>36031182
I thought it was just horrific enough to be a good idea. And cultivating a new thing inside of us will be a super new experience. And our babe will birth fully grown, without the pesky need for diapers or nursing or spitting up and just not doing anything.

Sure she'll be reborn mad as a hatter, but we could do worse for our little...shit what do we call her if we do this? Misa Schrodinger?
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>>36031326
Or we kill it and eat it for the SPXP and use it to buy Enhanced Ink Squirt.
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>>36031292
>>36031314
kinky sex makes the world go round

>inb4 muh gravity
its just a theory, like birds
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>>36031338

Would it make it more inky or more squirty?
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>>36031326
But we need the universe... its where jagers and Swedish fish reside.
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>>36031348
Both
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>>36031338
>mfw Risa literally blots out of the sun
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>>36031349
Genesis lets us make our own tiny universe. We just have to git gud enough to make it bigger.
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“Right, so, Time Devourer, very scary, you know you could have just asked me to help deal with this rather than sneaking about and trying to kill me. I would have been super happy to deal with time bears because those blokes are right cunts, but your way of going about it is all wrong. I agree with you on one count, fuck the bears. If you had just gone out and told me I—“You start.

She throws out a blade made of technosorcery, and you roll up to avoid it. You look down at her faintly blushing, but you see her rage. “It isn’t a bear! What is with you and bears?”

“I am pretty sure it’s bears. It makes sense, fatebreaker makes bears. Honestly I have to wonder why I didn’t see it sooner, that one is my bad. Should have killed all the bears.” You explain.

“Why did you kiss me?” She demands.

“You know you liked it. Anyway if you want to snog a bit more, or if you want to actually do something about this Chronophage nonsense just let me know. You have my number” You reply, then sonido out of the base not killing everyone.

You grab the polite girl, then sonido off at a speed which would normally rip the flesh from her bones. You think about things in the brief instant you are in hyper speed. “So I didn’t murder the Mendel base. I did manage to get part of the key to finding Mendel’s true body, and a few more missions like that and I will have it down pat. Still, some of us don’t hate Mendel like she raped by stuffed animal, and that makes me confused, and we even left her fake body alive. Also, you knew about that Time Devourer nonsense?” You ask.
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>>36031370
if literally making the universe doesn't make EF generation spike, then nothing will
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Oh yeah, for a while now. For like, since the first fatebreaker while now. Since time travel a while now. Anyway, I am sure you will figure it out better than the time stop bint did, or that one slag with the teeth, and the violet hair. Oh, wait, that was you. Ha ha, oh man this is awkward. “I forgot how antagonistic you can be at times.” Ray of bloody sunshine I am.

You lock the polite girl in your dungeon, but I mean it’s a comfortable dungeon where she can’t escape, but she can totally exfoliate her pores, then sonido off towards the town. You kick in the door to azzy’s club, then hoist the cripple fallen on your shoulders. “Risa? What are you doing?” She asks.

You do not answer, instead rushing to your shrine as fast as you can. You set her down in Jager’s room, and sit cross legged on her bed. Jager looks at you confused, but you keep your serious face for as long as you can. “Jager, we need to talk.”

Hollow Quest Redux 115 End! Okay, this seems like a nice place to stop, even though we just picked up a monster amount of momentum. Still around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc.
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>>36031406
>I am sure you will figure it out better than the time stop bint did
Homura no ;_;
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>>36031406
Can we spend our spxp on Genesis? Or I guess TSSA works too, I like both of them and I wouldn't mind taking a chunk out of the cost of one.
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>>36031406
Thanks for running

rough estimation on next omake and which one? (canon or Raul?)
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>>36031427

Hey. She's trying.

But she doesn't know about the dangers of green hair, and keeps forgetting to ask those who would know about such a thing.
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>>36031406
Archived.

Thanks for the thread.
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>>36031427
That could clearly be anyone!
>>36031463
You certainly can spend it on genesis if I can get a majority
>>36031470
Thanks for playing!

Ah, hm, when I am not too tired at the end of running! Next semester I should have more days sort of off so I will be able to run 2-3 times a week. Hopefully I can finish this game before I graduate with plenty of time for omakes.
>>36031498
Thank you for archiving!

Thank you for the thread too!

Have a Mendel fantasy
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>>36031498
For fuck's sake mate, could you be a little more descriptive with the, um....err, uh, descriptions? It's a right bugger to get any comprehensive responses down in time with the jumbly mess of thread notes you archivers have been slapping around willy nilly.
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>>36031427
Slag with the teeth...Pinky? Oh man...it's starting...

>>36031406
AE, be straight with me...is there a crisis-a-coming? Kingdom Coming? Red Skies, Go Fast will die, QM Moesonas as Monitors? The inheritors of reality trying to eat Spider-Gwen? Plant Bro facing their alts with a biker jacket helmet or razor mawed psycho? Magical Girl Tea Party Gazeebo in flames?

Are we in HyperQuest space now? Are we now fifth dimensional beings looking down at the flat surface of fourth dimensional cubic time?
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>>36031406
So! Is Mendel questioning any of her life decisions at this point?

Does the polite girl have any idea as to what the fuck just happened?

Did you expect the sudden hate shift on Mendel? One moment it's murder forever next it's Eeeh Okay.

- Thanks for running dude
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>>36031519
I'll second genesis. Not sure if anyone else will though.
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>>36031519

Wait, what? Are we gonna have to fight a horrible amalgamation of the bears that could have been after fighting the bears that are? We're gonna need a lot more juice to deal with this kind of shit.
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>>36031558
Mendel has always been divisive.

Also one thing you're not considering is the people who are sick of Mendel's bullshit don't necessarily want her dead, they just are sick of her fighting us.
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>>36031558
I admit, I have wanted to seduce Mendel to the Swedish fish side for a while. Murder was a part of the slow meat grinder gullet into soul prison womb plan I have just shared.
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>>36031406
So, I have a few ideas for how to get this Time Devourer in our bellies, or at least in a spot we can throw down in. Can I run them by you and actually get feedback on ones likely to work, or is it going to be try things until one works?
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>>36031543
That would imply MGNQ will end
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>>36031519
I'll back Genesis as well. Guy who tried and failed to give away stuff on Halloween if that has any impact.
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>>36031558
slaughtering the enemy is nice (can't spell slaughter without laughter) but taking latest boogeyman/pain in the ass and frenching her till her knees wobble and ruining her best knickers was more empowering.
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>>36031616
That still makes me laugh.

>HQR, the only place on the internet where you can't even give shit away
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>>36031596
If she dies and we can make her a hollow I'm all for getting Risa a child. The horrific nature and the sort o Irony of it is fantastic. However I seriously doubt that will come to fruition.

What you/we should concider is that Azzy could make Succubi as a fallen angel. Does that mean we as a God/Angel/Plotrock/hollow can make things as well?
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>>36031616
not that FONV is bad its just everybody that wanted it got it by now.

Jury rig is best perk
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>>36031632
>implying Mendel wears knickers
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>>36031543
>Slag with the teeth...Pinky? Oh man...it's starting...

Lots of people have teeth!

There are always crises a coming! No kingdoms though. I am not QMQ. I have not been keeping up with spiderman, so spider-gwen confuses me. Plant-Bro will do what plant-bro must. Gazebos are dangerous.

We were always there, you just never knew it! Now you know how Risa views the world.

>>36031558
She always questions.

No, she is confused. Why is she in a dungeon?

Not even a little. I thought the list was a holy thing.

Thanks for playing
>>36031566
All bears are one.
>>36031561
>>36031616
Looks like Genesis is winning?
>>36031600
I can not give anything too exact, since it is sort of turning into a boss monster, but you can swing the ideas and see what I say! Who knows, maybe they will turn out okay?
>>36031633
Ha ha ha, everyone is just very polite!
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>>36031604
The snowflake of the multiverse is infinite, just brushing against it may be brushing against one of the failed timelines, or an alternate timeline.

I bet those QMs are colluding on something. They are putting together a wider narrative behind our backs in secret chat rooms and mailing lists. Laughing at our shadowruns and black Listing QMs who don't cut it from all the QM games.

When the Quest HYPERCRISIS comes, someone will call some questers Bigots and other quest justice warriors.

Note this is said in jest. You never can tell when someone will take you serious on the interbutts
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>>36031649
Promises promises
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>>36031640
What do you think Father John is?

>[EF:3] Servants of the laughing god: Able to create small broken off pieces of you which can act as messengers, warriors, or priests. Similar to minion but is faith powered. (D)
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>>36031646
That's just it dude I had 50$ blank steam cash and was trying to buy anything off the sale for everyone in the thread. I tried with the fallouts first.. and it didn't pick up any heat. I think I tried to shell out other things on sale but either everyone here was too nice to take advantage of a stranger.. or is more a fan of Traditional games. Either way it's cool I ended up getting myself a copy of beyond earth.
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>>36031664
She's a Mormon?
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>>36031652
>spider-gwen confuses me
infinite crisis of spider-men

vampires running around the multiverse killing alt spideys while buncha spideys form up some posses.

also Black Cat is evil now and jugs window is gone.

I just want street level spidey fighting jerks in costume while trying to pay the rent
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>>36031702
What.
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>>36031652
I too will favor Genesis.

It's crash processing will surely blow away their competitors mode seven graphics.

...I made myself sad...

Anyway. We should look back into the fallen who is making Meguca. He probably has and interest in keeping the universe there, and Risa has taken a shine to his girls.

What do you think of the idea of pulping Mendel's Body with our super dense spirit meat parts and then attempting to live birth an Adjuchas or Vastrolorde Arrancar?
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>>36031702
I was talking about PPQ and their Spider-Gwen, alluding to a crisis on finite quests.
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>>36031702

I wonder if there'll be a crisis of infinite Risas?

Risa, the Laughing Genocide, must team up with Shinigami Risa and Anti-Risa to stop the Bear-monitor lest it destroy all realities and anti-realities in a mad bid to get his pot of Hunny.
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>>36031741
He wants out pot of hunny? What kind of girl does he think Risa is?
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>>36031741
That line of thought makes me wonder again who Risa was...

I mean one moment she's happy go lucky murder machine. the next she's arguing with the laws of physics and complaining about their inability to function.
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>>36031702
>>36031740
oh...well Slott got the same idea too

>>36031741
>Risa that never killed herself is just a normal old lady
>Bear Risa
>Raul Sixtythreesia
>Risa the fullbringer
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>>36031768

If I remember correctly, the first thread described the soul who would become Risa as an aimless pleasure-seeker who had experienced all that life had to offer her. So she decided to see how the afterlife was like.
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>>36031670
I also have beyond earth! It is not too bad, but it takes some getting used to.
>>36031677
No, she isn't.
>>36031702
I know just enough to curse Slott, and nothing else!
>>36031730
Genesis invested.

Mephisto? You can certainly try and find him.

It sounds sticky
>>36031762
How lewd!
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Anyone else kind of want to start the Jager conversation off next time.. with you know why she thinks Risa's an idiot.

Risa's actions aside I'd just do it for the sake of, "Wit how do you know that.." and the puppy dog eyes.
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>>36031782
forgot pic
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>>36031796
Nah. Risa is an idiot, she'd admit that herself. I mean we could pretend to be hurt but then laugh it off, but Jager might not appreciate it.
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>>36031792
enrich your hatred with knowledge
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>>36031652
Well, I suggested trying to enter the Soul King's Rotten Corpse again, followed by trying to pierce through that into the realm of Old Ones since part of the Soul King may still reside in Their lands. Through there, it would be a battle of noneuclidean geometries and insane beings as we try to force the beast into a form we can face.

The silly plan was getting Jager to build proton packs and cross the streams. Alternately, we make our move near Christmas and wish for a ride in the TARDIS, then make our way out to face the Devourer with the Doctor at our side to save our asses.

The third option ties into Genesis. Given a realm of our own, we could possibly make it breach realms our core ties in to, or that we have been to before. With that in mind, if we tried to dream of a path to not only Old Risa-I think the reason we fail the dreams is because Risa sees herself as eternally weak, by the way, and so facing her in a realm not dictated by what the mind makes real could do the trick-and to the Time Devourer, where we could then pull it into our ambush and our rules.
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>>36031782

Regular Risa
Bear Dissenter Risa
Raul Sixtythreesia
Shinigami Protagonist Risa
[Anti-Risa], who is a grim and serious dude Arrancar who mends fate and is supporty rather than blasty and knows a lot about the nature of time and space.

Maybe dude-Jager too?
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>>36031782
Cosgrove had it first! And some other fan artist and probably some fanfic writers and cosplayers have had it too!
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>>36031788
Right. But I always feel at this point there may have been more. We started out with Monolog for instance. That doesn't just happen.

We can randomly spout physics lessons. Random pleasure seeker doesn't entirely fit that bill.

I'm almost thinking along the lines that she was some sort o scientist who figured out existence was fucked and decided to go out in one big party.

Granted it's probably just the party girl that died crazy.. but I like my shadow runs.
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>>36031871

True, it didn't necessarily mention WHEN she became that way. Only that it was that way before she self-destructed.
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>>36031867
But Slott was the first one to get paid to do it

checkmate atheists
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>>36031871
Risa' isn't on the path to humanity. So we'll probably never know. Though shes trying to find some of it to have relations with Jager.

Would be weird to see her struggle with being utterly sane an human for brief moments.

The worst part being everyone would just assume it was an act.
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>>36031834
I think we definitely have to go back to the Soul King's Corpse, and kill the shit out of Squad Zero, since they're in cahoots with the Chronovore.
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>>36031902
Damn and fuck your logic, though I must accept it, well played
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>>36031846
Soccer Mom Risa
Hostess Fruit Pies shilling Risa
Trap Risa
Reverse Trap Reverse
Schodringer's Trap Risa
openly Futa Risa
Mormon Risa
lapsed Mormon Risa
Cowboy Risa (best Risa)
Likes Father Ted over Doctor Who Risa
constantly glowing Risa
functioning alcoholic Risa
crack addict Risa
X-men Risa
Risa by Jack Kirby Risa
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>>36031936
Now that is a plan
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>>36031834
Hm, the Soul King does have a lot of potential for many plans, but it also holds a lot of risks.

Ha ha, Jager never even saw the movie! We will probably last past christmas at this rate. I just hope I can finish this quest before I graduate

That may damage the realm you have, and open it to corrupting influences. That is a way to see the dreams. The Time Devourer is an interesting idea, and I am certainly sure you will all learn more about it soon.
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>>36031971
>I just hope I can finish this quest before I graduate.
gonna have to tank a class or two at this rate
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>>36031962
>Soccer Mom Risa
>Reverse Trap Risa
> Cowgirl Risa

Why can't I hold all this boner?
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>>36031971
Yeah, but we may as well use the Corpse to get used to the rules we may have to deal with, and the remaining Squad can be used as fuel. I mean, if we can get to the point where we can take one solo, we may be good, but if we can't even fight them in a group, what chance do we have against the Death of the Universe?
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>>36031998
tiny hands?
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>>36032028
As I said, the Soul King's corpse presents a staggering number of opportunities. But the bigger the rewards the bigger the risk.
>>36032044
I have an artist's fingers!
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>>36032075
the plan involves eating, which has never gotten us killed.
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Risa with a southern accent
Risa with a New York accent
Risa with a Boston accent
Risa with a Texas accent
Risa with the majestic voice of Matt Berry
Risa with a Midwestern accent, the most neutral american accent
Scottish Risa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
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>>36032028
How about this, we wait until Jager and maybe Sin-Fin are on top of their bullshit and unleash Jager-10 upon Squad Zero.

I think for now, we should solve our Akira problem if possible.
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>>36032195
all for break the 8 ball but how?
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>>36032215
That's tricky.. As a prophet, I'm pretty sure he's a receiver tuned in to a specific channel. Like he used to be tuned in to the Soul King I'm pretty sure, but after he died, Akira began taking signals from the Time Devourer.

What we need to do is make him listen to us.

Or kill him, but that seems a lot harder.
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>are you here to fucking kill me Risa?
>No Mendel, I am here to killing FUCK you!"
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>>36032251
>"That doesn't make any--"
>"Off with them knickers!"
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>>36031871
Maybe the words "experienced everything in life" are literal? That she made sure to take pleasure in everything, including knowledge, science, arts and so on before she just ran out of new things to experience?
It's a kind of twisted next-level hedonism that had her get a PhD in physics just to find out how interesting the whole experience would be.
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>>36032193
>>36031998
>>36031962
>>36031846
>>36031782
So Risa with Athleta Aeternum? I can go with that.
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>>36031962
shonen ninja Risa
shonen pirate Risa
chaos demon Risa
cyberpunk Risa
faunus Risa
Kill la Risa (+Kamui Inventory)
giant mecha pilot Risa
duck Risa
sorceress supreme Risa
Spider-Risa
Risa prime
Soviet Risa
and many mooooooore...
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>>36032195
Akira was always baffled by Inventory, asking were we got this and that. His powers should make that he wouldn't need to ask so maybe there's something there?
Or maybe shoving him in the Soul Kings corpse will weaken him like it did us and our plant. Or make him stronger, I don't know.
Speaking of, we should probably tell Mapel about the Time Devourer. She should know, having those fatebreaks.
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Mendel Mennel with a pound of fennel
It's clear to is you are old and mad
Do you wish to cage us in a post Euclidean kennel
For we know you think we have done bad

Far to old to be our younger chum
To whom you'd say senior and blush
Was your role a bit more yum
A professor scouting us when we young and lush

Naughty Mendel, mussing our fun
Did you think us the one
Falling for us as we had our run
Speeding toward bloody undone?
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We need to take over the hole that was SS, integrate Genesis into it and make our own personal heaven. Then mark Mendel's soul so she gets sent there to be Risa's personal toy. Get a few tips from Azzy how to break people and voila, better revenge than simple killing.

Worst part is that Mendel would likely come to enjoy it at some point. Oh how the mighty would fall.



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