Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarro>Journal Entry #3: ZzzzzzZZzzzzzzzZzzzzzz
>>36044305I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>36044305Wake up, you seductive son of an ogre. Time to go!
>>36044305>See the first thread>Hah, this seems fun, despite all of the "Fuck dem bitches" stuff>Forget to follow on twitter, and don't see the other threads>Come back to thisWell. Good job I guess guys, we're fucking bitches.
>>36044305Touch the elf inappropriatly
>Tali wakes up feeling completely refreshed. That was quite possibly the best nap he's ever had in his entire life.>However, now that he's awake he feels a lot less comfortable. He looks around and notices that the elf who dragged him into the pillow pile is gone, and her side is cool. Where she was laying is a piece of paper that resembles an Alm note with writing on that back that reads I.O.U. Tali One Favor.I guess she must have sneaked off...>>36044361W-what..?I was just napping...>He sits up and stretches. He stops mid-yawn as he hears someone approaching him.>Doctor Elizabeth Gears and Kuro are walking up to him, the Doctor looking rather determined."Glad to see you're awake, Tali." She says."Oh, hey... How long was I out?""About 30 minutes. Listen, I have an offer for you... You may not know this but the school has many clubs available. One of them is the Science Club that I lead. If you would like you are more than welcome to join us.">Kuro looks surprised at this.
>>36044415Science is a respectable profession. It's worth checking out.
>>36044415Tali, we need to see other opportunities first, hold up on joining them.
>>36044415Join the club, do lewd research
Who /comfy/ here?>>36044415What kind of science? This is important.If it's astronomy I'm down.
>>36044415Don't feel ashamed Tali, this is every man'a dream.
>>36044415Ask if membership to either club is exclusive. If you belong to one, will you be allowed to join others? Sometimes these academic clubs can get really competitive or clique-y.
>>36044415Oh hell no, you're joining the Comfy club.
>>36044415Are we talking about science, or maybe SCIENCE!! or even !!science!! because that makes a big difference. In other words, details please, missus.
>>36044415That sounds kind of fun, but I must ask what other clubs there are on principle.
>>36044695Is that a club? What do they even do?"What kind of science?">Elizabeth gestures to the rest of the room. All around people are working on different projects."Whatever you want," She says, "So long as it doesn't break the law or the rules of the school you're allowed to research anything you want. While you would normally be able to do research in this school anyway my company provides additional funds for this group. With these funds you will find it much easier to conduct research. Anything you need will be at your fingertips. All I ask, as club leader, is that you share your work as you go along.""I see... So if I join this club am I allowed to join other clubs?""It is... Highly discouraged. But yes, you can.""I'll think about it. I still need to see the other clubs.""Of course. I do hope you join, though. I was quite impressed with your work on the machine. I would love to see what else you could accomplish in the right environment."
Ask what fields they're offering.Experimentation on how spells and casting abilities were affected by sexual arousal is a common reason to make science clubs. At least, they were in MY day...
>>36044781Looks like it's time to investigate the other clubs, see what they know.You would most likely be suited for something regarding classic literature or something regarding finer precision of the magical arts.Or the comfy club, whichever works.
>>36044781Highly discouraged? Curious. In some academies, it's considered normal to join at least three or so clubs. Perhaps you could inquire as to why they don't want people joining more than one club?
>>36044781WE MUST CREATEA BLACK HOLE OR SUPER NOVAWE SCIENCE CLUB NOW
>>36044865Well, there's the dungeoneering club as well. Still, considering the objective, is to get information, science club is not necessarily the worst place to be, however, I would prefer to see the other clubs before deciding.
>>36044944You can take over then, I'll have to look over the Quest notes.
>>36044915Perhaps the place follows Japanese culture where joining a club is a serious commitment and club activities are supossed to (and often do) take so much time you can't realistically take on more than one.
>>36044781Join the science club you dumb surfboard
>>36045007I think she wants tali to help with the dimensional sciences stuff since we were just telling to keep an eye on tali
>>36045075Right, and since we told her to keep an eye on him, that may or may not throw a wrench in the whole spying gig in the long run.
"Uhm... Like I said I'll think about it. But I'll definitely keep it in mind.""That is all I ask. Kuro, come. We still have some tinkering left to do. Let's see if we can increase the output of data from this thing...">The Doctor drags Kuro away leaving Tali by himself. He looks around and notices Lan is still missing.Should I go look for her or just wait here?
>>36045233Tali, as much as I love you consulting us, I feel that you should be able to decide on something as relatively trivial as this on your own.
>>36045233She is your guide, so yeah. If you don't find her than you'll find adventure!
>>36045249I'm interested. What can Tali do when we don't say anything?
>>36045233Go look for her! You can explore the school in the meantime. If you get into any trouble, you can claim it's your first day.
>>36045268The greatest power of the Orb of Whispers- Silence!
>>36045233Check what they are doing back there. Because from over her that mostly looks like a torture experiment.
I... I guess I'll just go exploring. I'm sorry if I rely on you guys too much. I'm not really experienced with this sorta thing.>Tali leaves the room and wanders around. The school is massive and though each of the hallways look different there is just so many of them.>He tries to find the tower to the Petal Room but he ends up at a dark hallway instead. There are scratch marks all along it and chunks of the walls are missing.>He hears someone call out to him."Has someone come to visit me~? Natalie, is that you~?" The voice calls out. It's muffled and clearly coming from behind a door with a spell circle on it."....""... No, you're not Natalie, are you? Are you new? Come here. Closer. Come talk to me. I so rarely get guests."
>>36045233Time to look for your guide and have a random encounter
>>36045417WHAT COULD GO WRONG, HEAD CLOSER, TALI
>>36045417I can't see anything bad coming from this. Approach the door. At the very least, she might be able to give you some directions.
>>36045417go inside, he/she/it sounds friendly.
>>36045417Enter, but be very, very careful. And for the love of your ears, be friendly and accomodating. If they ask something of you, try to comply even if they seem scary.
>>36045417Don't break the circle. You can talk just fine outside the door.
>>36045417Put orb on strange magic symbol.
>>36045417Approach and talk, but DON'T TOUCH the macig circle. Nothing good ever comes from touching magic cirles you are not familiar with.
>>36045529Yeah, do this. The orb will test if it's safe for you.
>>36045417It's fine, you can walk up and talk to her.Just stop about a foot or two from the circle.Oh, and don't break the circle.Or touch the circle.Actually, don't even breathe on the circle.
>>36045417Go closer tali
>Tali steps closer but still stays a few feet away from the door."There we go... Closer... Closer..." The voice says."Who are you?""My name is Vaisi. Vaisi Triss. And you are?""Tali. Tali Elwin.""Tali... Such a pretty name. Come closer, Tali.">He takes another step."Are you new here, Tali?""It's my first day.""Ah. I remember my first day here. Which class are you?""Petal.""Come closer. Petal, hmm? A cute class... I was in root. Tali, you can open the door.">He stops dead in his tracks."Tali? Are you still there? I said you can open the door. Don't worry, that circle will stay. It's just a means of keeping me and this room nice and tidy. They wouldn't want me to starve or die from illness. Come on, Tali~ Please. It's been so long.""I think I should go...">Tali starts heading back."Wait!" The person cries out. "Please. Just... Just open the door. I just want to see someone. I just want to see something else." There's a note of desperation in her voice.
>>36045749OPEN THE DOORGET ON THE FLOOREVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>36045749Noooooooope. You're not gonna be another newbie who unleashes the ancient evil on his first day. Head out.
>>36045749Well be the judges of that.Put our orb aginst the doe so we can see what type of sigil it is.
>>36045749Open the door.What's the worst that could happen?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36045749What could possibly go wrong?
>>36045749Open door and apply hugs liberally.
>>36045749Roll us up against the door if you're going to be a pussy.
>>36045749Tactically NOPE the fuck out of there
>>36045749Put the orb on the door. Let us talk to whatever is inside.
>>36045749I think we can make a deal with her. We will not open the door, but we can come talk with her now and then... if she will tell us secrets. Secrets of the academy.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36045749Rolling for common sense of not opening doors sealed by magic.
>>36045749Open the door~
>>36045749Don't listen to the Orb Tali. Just walk away. Besides, you didn't even ask for our opinion regarding the door, so ignore any comment towards opening it.
>>36045749She sounds lonely. I'm seconding the "orb against the door" option. Maybe she isn't totally evil/insane?
>>36045846my hands are moving on their own!
>>36045749OPEN THE DOOR
>>36045879Yeah, this guy has a good point. You can make your own decisions, Tali!
>>36045749What could possibly go wrong?
>>36045749Don't listen to the orb Tali. You can safely ignore the comments to leave the place or not open the door.It's your decision. Open the door.
>>36045749If she promises not to cause trouble you'll think about it.
>>36045921Go wrong about what? Tali didn't ask us any question.
>>36045749Yeah, don't listen to the Orb. Starting with these orbs.>>36045937>>36045879>>36045880OPEN THE DOOR
>>36045749>Vaisi TrissIs she in the big class roster picture?
"..."Okay, no opening the door. But at least I can press you guys against it?>Tali takes the Orb and presses it against the door. It makes a clacking sound."That's it, Tali. It's okay." Vaisi calls out. "The handle is hidden on the right."=Spellcraft: Spell is set to continuously clean the room and occupant. It teleports food in for the occupant. If someone tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupant they are locked within the room and a sealing spell will be placed upon them.Spying Mode Engaged: Seeing through the door.="Tali? Did you hear me? The door handle is on the right. It's hidden under some stone. ... Tali?">Behind the door is a girl with brown messy hair. It falls across her face in tangles. Her eyes are wild and manic and her mouth seems to be stuck in a grin. She has no arms, the sleeves of her outfit are folded up and the cloak is kept in place by a clasp.>The room she's kept in is dark but clean.>She tilts her head."Tali, are you there?"
>>36045955But >>36045937 is for opening the door.Which Tali should do.
>>36045977Tell her the door will apparently trap us in there with her if we try to let her out.Ask if we can talk from out here.
>>36045977>tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupant they are locked within the room and a sealing spell will be placed upon them.UH, RUN AWAY TALIRUN AWAY BEFORE YOU GET TRAPPED
>>36045977Knowing nothing about this girl, I kinda feel sorry for her
>>36045977We should get her released. Lets ask Dr Gear.
>>36045977She seems completely hARMLESS.
>>36045977We found secret yes?
>>36045977Just open and free her.
>>36045977>If someone tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupant they are locked within the room and a sealing spell will be placed upon them.>with the intention of freeing the occupantIt's perfectly fine to open the door, Tali. You just have to not want to let out the nutter when you do it. Open it up just to talk to her and you should be fine.
>>36046023I wonder if there is a pun rune
>>36045977Cool, we can detect magic.>If someone tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupantSo we're good as long as we just open the door with no intention of freeing her?Why are you in here, exactly? And how do you eat without arms?
>>36045977Tali, open the door with the intent of saying "HELLO".
>>36045977Just open the door. We're not freeing her or anything, just taking a look and having a chat. That's fine, right?
>>36045977Hm, this is unusual. Perhaps we should ask someone about her. There must be a reason why she is locked up, and lacking arms.
>>36045977Bring the poor girls some books when you next visit. Like, Farewell to Arms, that's a good read.
>>36045977Poor Flandre. She just needs a hug. Get in there and pat her head
>>36045977I wonder what this rune is.
>>36045749Make an illusion of the door being opened.
>>36046103I'd imagine a prison rune of sorts?
>>36046103Based on the shape, and where it is put, imprisonment and/or containment.
>>36045977"I'd love to give you a hand there, but it just doesn't seem to work."
>>36045977Can the Orb read magic?
>>36045977GREETINGS MORTAL, IT IS I YOUR EVIL DEITY.
>>36046116>>36046134Ok, then.>>36045977Tali I want you to erase the rune >>36046103 and replace it with the one I'm showing you now.
>>36045977Yeah, don't open the door.Or at least if you must, disable the spell first. Otherwise you're going to be locked in there with her for god knows how long. The spell keeps her clean and gives her food, so if you end up trapped inside you might be there for weeks, or even years if you're really unlucky.
>>36046164Experimenting with unknown runes seems highy, highly dangerous.
>>36045977THIS..... IS OUR NEW WAIFUProfess your love for her, Tali
>>36046191For all we know that could be an explosion rune, or just completely nonfunctional.Although, Tali, try overriding random runes with ice cream, using glamours.
>>36046163Sorry, my heart is already taken.
>>36046209Yeah, because ice cream went so well for us last time. Do it Tali!
>>36045977Cast an illusion of being outside on her and see how she reacts.
>>36045977Tali. Analyze the runes holding her in. Find the one that's about teleporting opening the door in (trigger), and replace the person (target) with ice cream.Congratulations, now you have endless ice cream as long as someone opens the door.
I... I think changing runes might be bad... Can you guys see her? I'm gonna try and open the door...>>36046161Can it? I still don't know all the things you guys can do...>Tali reaches for the hidden latch. He finds it and with a pull the door swings open. Inside is a small room with very little furniture. Sitting in the center of it is a girl. She stands up and grins at Tali."Tali, you opened the door. Thank you. You look as adorable as your voice sounds. I love dark skinned humans. Such a rarity." She bows her head. "Well, now that we've seen each other face to face we're officially acquainted.">Tali still keeps his distance from the girl. She seems to notice this and laughs."Don't worry." She says. "I literally can't come any closer. This circle will fry me if I do. You're completely safe.""... Is there any reason I wouldn't be?""Maybe. At least that's what the others would say. Hey, you mind helping me out? My head has been itchy for a week and as you can see." She shakes her torso a bit. "Scratching stuff isn't my strong suit."
>>36046192I prefer the sorting eye.
>>36046358You could always lend her an arm
>>36046358>dark skinned humansClearly we're knife eared in the picture.RUFFLE HER HAIRDO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>36046386We see through his glamor, they don't.>>36046358Roll us over to her Tali.
>>36046358What's that poster?
>>36046358I guess you can do that, but use a stick or something. Under no circumstance reach with your hand across the cirle edge. For one, it might be set to fry incoming as well as outgoing stuff.
>>36046358What's with that poster?
>>36046358The runes that fry her if she moves may also do the same to you if you approach.Besides, it's kind of forward and presumptuous to ask someone to scratch you when you first meet.
>>36046358Well, she's yet to harm us so far. Lets not be assholes, surely she wouldn't take advantage of us.Right?
>>36046358Can you telekinesis items?Don't actually touch her, not before 3rd date.
>>36046358For your own safety, sit on the floor while you talk. Avoid getting closer at all costs.
>>36046396>Roll us over to her Tali.Is she going to pick us up with her feet, or her mouth? Or her butt?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36046358Why not? Just scratch her head and tell them to scratch your back.
>>36046358Make Ice cream....
>>36046358First things first: ask her WHY she has been put inside a circle that fries her if she moves. That's not exactle something done for shits and giggles.
>>36046358Use something on a stick.
>>36046358Is there a stick or something we could use? I assume a backscratcher might not be available, but probably best to not cross that circle for now. We can ask that Natalie when we find her what stuff is okay.
>>36046476You can actually use the stick itself.
>>36046358Point out to her that scratching will only make the itching worse. What she needs is a nice warm bath. Time for Comfy magic?
>>36046358Hey you should write down those runes, never know when you need something imprisonedAs for reading magic, we'll have to do some test, try putting the orb on the floating runes.
>>36046358Suspicious girl you can't touch?If only we had some magic Christmas ornament full of magical assholes who could read people's minds.Oh, wait!>Roll our orb over to her.
I have a theory why she is mostly 'armless, which makes giving her a scratch with a stick a no-no. So let's not.
>>36046509Comfy magic cures all.
>>36046560Can comfy magic counter bed crumbs curses?
"If I reach across will that thing fry me?""Hmmmmmmm... Maybe! Perhaps we should avoid the scratching for now.""No, wait. Hold on...">Tali riffles through his band and finds his trusty 5 foot long collapsible folding rod. He unfolds it and uses the tool to scratch Vaisi's head. She smiles and lets out a content sigh."Thanks... You have no idea how long that has been bothering me... Oh, no. Don't stop.">He keeps ruffling her hair with the stick.>The girl stays silent so Tali tries to find something to talk about. He spots the poster on the wall."Oh. Is that Magical Girl Cleaver?""Why yes, yes it is. You read the books?""Back in primary. I have the entire collection at home.""So do I! I love her and her stories. They're just so... Magical. No one else around here seems to read it. That poster is one of the few things they let me keep, too. I was happy about that.""They?""The teachers.""... Why did they do that?""It's complicated.">Her tone shows that she's done talking about that.>>36046526>>36046450>>36046396You guys want to try that again?Okay..."Can I try something? I want you to touch this with... I guess your foot.?">Tali leans down and rolls you over to her.1/2
>>36046656HELLO FUTURE HAREM MEMBER!
>>36046656Assuming direct control!
>>36046656You need, and I mean you absolutely have to, make hand mock-up, as realistic as you can, attachable at the end of the stick, so the next time you come see her, you can ruffle her hair right and proper. I don't care who she killed and ate. She deserves at least that much.
>>36046738Yeah. Or modify the other circle thing so we can touch her
>>36046656>Instead of catching with her feet like he expects the girl quickly kneels down and snaps the Orb up with her mouth.>She stands, the Artifact stuck between her tongue and teeth.====================================Well hello there. What's this?
>>36046808man, having arms is great
>>36046808Hello there! What are you in for?
>>36046808Yeaeah, like that, go on! ~
>>36046808Hello there. We think that you are cute.Your eyes are quite peculiar.
>>36046808Oh, just a magic orb.We're supposed to extract information as to your deal.
>>36046808I am your new god. Please dont swallow.
>>36046808Hey, how's it goin' baby? Wanna go get some coffee?
>>36046808Ayyyyy there bby gurl
>>36046808Oh yeah, that is my fetish.
>>36046808Hello, seeing that you're pretty much stuck there without us having no foreseeable way of bailing you out, the logical course of action would be to find a comfy mage willing to perform comfy magic on you. Tali over there happens to have an IOU from the only one in the school, so if you'll give Tali some magical secrets or something, we can make sure you get Comfy.
>>36046808We are the Orb of Whispers, child. The guide of Tali for PURPOSES THAT WILL REMAIN TO YOU UKNOWN!Tell us of yourself, and why you lack arms. Our curiosity abounds as we look upon ye from extra dimensional cubic time.
>>36046808Hi sexy armless girl~
>>36046808Ungh~ We're in her mouth being licked.WE ARE THE VOICES.
>>36046808You struck me as a ball sucker from the moment I saw you, but I didn't expect things to move this quickly.Hi, we are Orb.
>>36046808Lick us slowly.We don't feel nothing at all. Seduce the El-Human, the delicious brown human!
>>36046808This whole flirting thing is gonna happen everytime we meet someone new, isn't it?So uh, how good are you with your tongue Vaisi?
>>36046808GREETINGS FROM BEYOND THE VOID.Please do not eat the brown one in front of you
>>36046808Well this is unexpected, How do you do madam?We wanted to ask you a few questions about your predicament and why no one has rectified it yet. Also please don't swallow us, it'll give you stomach aches amoong other things.
>>36046808Hey there. Armless friends forever.
>>36046808Fair warning: most magical orbs are choking hazards. Be careful.
>>36046857Yes, please lick us!
>>36046808You have pretty eyes.
>>36046843She might be armless but hardly harmless.Anyway, what happened to her cool mechamagical arms?
>>36046808Have you heard of L.Ron Hubbard?
>>36046840We could make her so comfy, I'm all for it
>>36046808GREETINGS FUTURE HAREM MEMBER
>>36046857Sugoi chinpo oniichan
>>36046808Tali thinks you're cute, but she's shy.
>>36046738I'll do you one better. Remember when we discussed how Tali should take artifice as a class so he can create magical prosthethics under the pretense of creating a body for the voices?We will make her arms.
>>36046808Owww, oww, oww. Please don't bite down so hard, some of us in here precipitated on the outer edges when this was created.
>>36046814Haha. I used to have arms you know! They were awesome.>>36046818Murder!>>36046825Hahaha!>>36046829With what? My thighs?......Ah, so you're an Artifact? And by the looks of it a Ceer Artifact!I'm gonna keep you!
>>36046808Man, you gotta be either very lonely here or really kinky one. Most girls wouldn't use their mouth even if we asked them to, you're not afraid to go for it from get-go. If it's not too much to ask, can you roll us over your tongue back and forth for a little bit...Oh and sorry about the arms, whatever the story behind that is.
>>36046946I DON'T MIND BEING SWALLOWEDKEEP GOING
>>36046946Right.. can we induce some sort of shock or discomfort in this girl? Make her spit us out.
>>36046946>Murder!Neat. Who'd ya kill? They deserve it? Was it fun? Did you eat any of them?>I'm gonna keep you!Good. You seem more fun than that prude Tali. She wouldn't even fuck an elf that was sharing a bed with her. What kind of weird little puritan would do that?
>>36046946Place us between your thighs.And that's how you masturbate.
>>36046946Wait, no, don't swallow.I normally wouldn't say that to an amputee, but for the love of god don't swallow.You won't be comfy if you do. I will send you pictures of flowers, each one with a comment of how you'll never smell a flower again.
>>36046946Don't do that, we're messy when we do our job and Tali still needs our hel--Actually, it'd probably be best if we stuck around, now that I think about it.Yeah. Definitely. No crippling downsides, terrible suggestions and bouts of indecision here.
>>36046946p-please be gentle.
>>36046946If you want eyes and ears on the outside world, we can do that for you, but you need to let us use Tali for that
>>36046946What's a Ceer Artifact and how does it differ from other artifacts?What are the other types of artifacts and why are they all worse than us?
>>36046946Just a word of warning, when you go to sleep, we might or might not end up inside your anus.
>>36046946How are we going to bust you out if you keep us?
>>36046946DO NOT SWALLOWLast girl who tried that had a really bad time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynxPshq8ERoWhat's a ceer artifact?
>>36046946>I'm gonna keep you!We're not sure we can do that. We're not entirely in control of ourselves.
>>36046946Um... actually, we kind of have to keep Tali out of trouble. But we can make sure he comes back to visit you! Plus, we're teaching him how to make ice cream! He almost didn't die the last time he tried it! We're also working on learning comfy magic, and boob-related spells.
>>36046946Are most Ceer artifacts Christmas ornaments? Because we could do with something better than that.
>>36046946Do you know a lot about artifacts?Do they have many in the Academy?
>>36047015Don't tell her that, you surprise-ruining faggot.
>>36046946You do realize that you just caught an anal orb with your mouth.
>>36046946We don't taste good and will likely give you stomach cramps, so I'd advise against swallowing.
>>36046946While your interest in us is most flattering it's probably not a good idea and you'd alienate the guy that got us here. We're more useful to you with him than stuck here. No offense.Oh and some girls actually can get off just by rubbing their thighs against each other. Or so I've heard.
>>36046946>tfw I can't find touka_swallows.gif
>>36046946You got put in here for murder eh?Wow, you must suck. Tali's already killed like a dozen students and you don't see her being in a cell. Goddamn amateur.
>>36046946You can't keep us. Given enough time, we will disrupt the magic that teleports food here and you will starve. Or we will suck out your lifecforce first.
>36046946>My thighsDon't worry Taking will make you a magic dildo when he has time
>>36047128This.Tali is the OG. He shanks a bitch and doesn't snitch.
>>36047140see >>36046738 and >>36046937
>>36046978I didn't eat any of them! They had spells I wanted.>>36046979Lewd! It will take a bit to get into position. Also Tali is watching. I can't do something like that in front of a girl I just met!>>36046991>She bites down on the orb.>>36047010Ceer Artifacts are the best kind. Most other artifacts need to have runes on them to continue working but Ceer Artifacts don't. The Ceer are the ones who built the teleporters, the floatation devices for the school, hell they did a lot for this world. Their artifacts can be worth hundreds of thousands.I'm surprised this girl has one.>>36047015Kinky.>>36047030>>36047063Eeehhhh... I guess I won't keep you. Even if it is tempting. I will, however, hold onto you for a moment longer. She looks adorable when she's all worried.So, do you guys give her advice and stuff? That's cool. I mean if you could make fireballs and stuff that would be cooler but still...Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.
>>36047191LET US OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BASH YOUR FUCKING SKULL IN AND PISS IN YOUR EYES YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>>36047191SURE CRAZY LADYWE'LL DO IT FOR FREE
>>36047191Lets talk price, sweetcheeks. What do you have that our girl can use?
>>36047191well, we're here to advise the kid about how to steal any and all magical secrets we can find. and its a guy. you in?
>>36047191...Can you promise not to murder anyone else for the foreseeable future?
>>36047191We'll work on it if you can help us get a body.
>>36047191>Kinky.I like you.>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.I was planning on trying already.
>>36047191sure, don't expect much though.
>>36047191She seems of the type that wouldn't let you out if you or we asked. But hey, you could strike a deal with her. She'll visit you again if you tell her some of the school's secrets. She's interested in all kinds of knowledge, especially the secret kind.
>>36047191>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.>tfw you will never feel the warmth of the sun on your skin because you have no skinWe'll think about it, I guess. No promises.>>36047230This.Not murdering people will help your case immensely.
>>36047191You deeply misunderstand us.You are cute, we want you out of that cell and in our service.
>>36047191You have to bang our brown human here. Stealing magic is our objective but we're starting a side project to have him bang the women here.You in, we can make you second in command?
>>36047191We'll put it on our list of things to do, Taking stuff she needs to do before maybe getting kicked out of school
>>36047191>They had spells I wanted.Explain further. Our job is to help Tali get more spells. If we can simply drive him to kill people for them, that would surely expedite the process.>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here?Probably.But seriously tho, you wouldn't have any problem with us being inside you?
>>36047274Maybe freeing this poor girl will serve as a good distraction should Tali ever need to make a run for it.
>>36047191How does killing people get you spells?
>>36047191Only if you promise to behave.That, and teach our current protege spellcraft. You can be his Big Sister!
>>36047191Well, while she has not the power to free you, she does have the power to let you see the sun through her magic.
>>36047231A body for us? That will never work. Every day would be like a bad game of Everyone is John.
>>36047191>I'm surprised this girl has one.It's probably because we're just as likely to get our owner killed horribly as we are to do anything remotely helpful.I like you though. How about we team up?
>>36047191>if you could make fireballs and stuff that would be coolerNo that would be hotter not cooler. And who says we can't?
>>36046946Do you know what the rune for sickness or breasts is? We need it for.... things.
>>36047191PSSSSSST. HEY. I'M WHISPERING LOUDLY TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS ORB IS MADE OF PURE CHAOS LINKED TO CHAOS.IF YOU USE US TO FUEL YOUR MAGIC, YOU COULD PROBABLY OVERCOME THE PRISON EASILY.Hint hint.
>>36047191>She looks adorable when she's all worried.You and us are gonna get along just fine.>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.We probably can but it might take a while. She's easily spooked and you, well, look a bit spooky.>I can't do something like that in front of a girl I just met!How long will you two have to be acquainted before you consider something along these lines acceptable? Wait, I mean, you've seen others like us before? The Ceer Artifacts, I mean.
>>36047337She may know them as the Ebola and tits runes
>>36047191I don't know if we can spring you, but we can offer more visits, ice cream, comfy magic, and maybe boob magic in a while.
>>36047337THIS>create a contagious curse that causes girls to have large bosoms and say "Ara Ara" at the beginning of sentences.
>>36047337>sicknessI thought we agreed to not cast Ebola....Rune for breasts might be useful though.
>>36047350Look, she is missing her arms for a purpose. Guess what that purpose is?
>>36047377She can use her mouth. Or feet.>>36047191I swear on me mum I'll bop you right in the liver if you say you can't do magic because no hands. That's quitter talk right there.
>>36047350No one is denying the awesomeness of the chaos orb. But this girl needs runes to use magic. Kind of hard without hands... Unless she can draw with her feet.
>>36047377>>36047420>bite off the tip of tongue>paint floor with bloodIt's like you guys have never even thought about how you'd escape a magic jail without arms.
>>36047322Make the body insection.>Everyone is Johj
>>36047350People can't see spoilered text right?
>>36047370We would either be hailed as a hero or shunned as a madman. Worst case scenario, we get stuck in prison with armless girl here.
>>36047458Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya
>>36047471>Worst case scenario, we get stuck in prison with armless girl here.Good end
>>36047191You must join the harem project
>>36047191>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.Possibly, but we'd need to know as much about you and your situation as you can tell us.
>>36047477Armless girl infected with the curse.
>>36047431>It's like you guys have never even thought about how you'd escape a magic jail without armsThe runes required to break her out are complex. I doubt this girl has enough dexterity in her feet to do it right. Especially not while she's busy using us as anal beads.
>>36047507>I doubt this girl has enough dexterity in her feet to do it right.Why the fuck would she do that when she can just lick the floor. She strikes me as the type of girl that could tie a knot in a cherry stem. Plenty of tongue dexterity.
>>36047492Most importantly, are you into girls?
>>36047528We might finally find an use for the /u/ rune
>>36047526>Plenty of tongue dexterity.HEY CRAZY GIRL! Lick the orb. We need to test your tongue dexterity.
>>36047526>>36047507>>36047431>>36047350[stop message]This person is dangerous. We don't want her using us as fuel for her magic.
>>36047528If not, we can fix that.
>>36047550We're infinite chaos. Infinite power. We don't give a fuck if part of that goes towards blasting this jail apart.
>>36047203Hahahahaha!>>36047220I have secrets. Many secrets. Spells that are forbidden. Runes they would never teach. All of them are tucked away within my Book.>>36047230Hahahaha.>>36047270Of course! I shall be Co-Captain.>>36047289People seldom give up their spellbooks, you see?>>36047314I want to FEEL the sun. And grass.>>36047323I'm down.>>36047337Why yes, yes I do. And death and souls and life and water and gravity and heat and fusion and fission and love and hate and so many many many more.>>36047350Hahaha. I can't cast magic. I've tried.>>36047492Me? I'm nobody. Nothing. Just a girl trapped in a hole in the wall. Sentenced to stay here until the end of my natural life.Just for a little murder.>>36047354How many artifacts have I seen? Tons. I have one on me right now, in fact.>The door at the far end of the hallway opens.Ah, I think this is where we part ways. I do hope to see you and Tali again. Every time you guys visit I'll share with you a bit of my knowledge.Goodbye~1/2
>>36047550I for one, do want her using us at least for little bit.At least if she's actually as kinky as she strikes me.
>>36047537>We might finally find an use for the /u/ runeHow? the /u/ rune is obviously a fuel run just like mana. But there's only one girl in this room. She can't possibly generate enough /u/ power by herself.
>>36047585>All of them are tucked away within my Book.Where might that be.Wait, lemme guess. You'll show us if we get you out?
>>36047551But anon, Tali is a boy
>>36047596If we get a big enough harem, we might be able to generate infinite power through /u/!>>36047607They don't need to know~~~~
>>36047585Bye nice lady!
>>36047598There is no book. It's a trick.
>>36047644So what if it is? She can keep us. Vaisi>Tali
>>36047654Vaisi would likely sacrifice us for ultimate power or something equally inane however. We still like existing right?
>>36047671>implying sacrificing us would end usYou can't end chaos, anon
>>36047671To be fair, there's a good chance we'll sacrifice ourselves for Ultimate Ice Cream.
>>36047683We aren't chaos, just powered by it. Hence the sacrificing us to attain ultimate power. >>36047685Nah we can get Tali to talk others into that. We still need a mouth to enjoy it though.
Vaisi's nice and all, but I wish we had taken the chance to meet anglerfish girl. She has such a nice smile.
>>36047585TALI, GET THE BREAST RUNE FROM HER BEFORE YOU GO
>implying we'd get sacrificedThat's such a waste of power. It might be more energy in a burst, but a link to a plane of infinite power is much more useful as a sustained energy source. Just don't have the spells exceed the Orb's max output and you get free casting.
=====================================>She spits the orb out. Tali quickly snatches it up, grimacing as his hand comes in contact with Saliva."Tali!" Someone yells at him from behind. He turns and sees Dr. Gears. "Come with me." She says.>Tali follows her and leaves the prisoner alone. The door closes behind themWhat did she do to you guys!? Are you okay!? She ate you!"Tali.""Y-yes..?""Do not come here again. That girl in there... She is very dangerous.""What did she do?""Over a year ago she went dungeon diving. Her group stumbled upon a Ceer Class Artifact. The details are a bit fuzzy on what exactly happened down there but what is known is that only she came out with that Artifact. It's a Spellbook. A very special one at that. We gave her the benefit of the doubt that time. People can die dungeon diving. It's rare but it happens.>They continue walking."However we noticed that every time she took an interest in someone's studies that person would vanish. We found out she had been killing them and adding their spells to that Book. It had corrupted her mind. When we tried to take it away it was as though it was bound to her. Nothing we could do worked. So we locked her away in the dungeon. She's been here ever since.">They leave the hallway."Lan is waiting for you in the Petal Dorm. I didn't tell her where you were, that's up to you. Do try and be more careful, though.""I will.">Gears stares at Tali."You didn't tell her anything, did you? Anything important?"
>>36047845Keep it secret you knife eared boy, she's going to be part of the harem and you're going to like it.
>>36047845>"You didn't tell her anything, did you? Anything important?"You only told her your name. Who is Natalie?
>>36047845Nah, we didn't right?
>>36047845She has secrets Tali. Secrets we must possess.
>>36047845Well since you didn't, you can be honest with Gears. You told her nothing but your name.
>>36047845We're fine, thanks for the concern.Just a heads up, she knows that we're a Ceer artifact as well. And promised us secrets from her book if we help her.So who wants to bet that the book she found looks like a tacky Christmas-decorated book?
>>36047845Ah, so the book must be the artifact that she said she had.Good.Tali, you are going to go back to see her later. We need to touch that book.
>>36047845We told her about the harem quest!Is there anything more important than getting Tali laid? I think not!
>>36047845just your name and class.the crazy girl cant be trusted
>>36047845Don't lie, she'll probably catch you at it. Also ask who this Natalie fellow is Vaisi was asking after.
>>36047915>the crazy girl cant be trustedShe can totally be trusted. She's fun. And she likes the idea of us going up her ass. I like her.
>>36047845Your going to bang her until she see stars! that is what we told her and she will be second in command of your Harem.
>>36047915>not trusting the girl who put us in her mouth
>>36047845"Just pleasantries and then we talked about Magical Girl Cleaver. Why wouldn't you let her have books there? It should be harmless, right?"
I know we're supposed to have a mission and shit but I'd rather chill with the comfy mage, waifu the sorting eyeball, and help murderer girl achieve ultimate power or w/e
>>36047845Oh, so the book may have one or more voices inside it, so it is a similar Ceer artifact as we are? Tali, we must meet that book.So that we can destroy it. There can be only one of our kind. Any more is dangerous for us.
>>36047845We told her that the orb recedes into the wielder's anus when he or she is asleep. Suprisingly, this did not deter her from holding it with her mouth.
>>36047845Listen Tali, Vaisi seems to be nice girl, she's just a little messed up because of the artifact fused with her. You see how lucky you were with us? Not all artifact are nice friendly advisors, some try to rule you with iron fist. Or slimy tentacles. Anyway... you should look into the possibility of separating the book from Vaisi. Preferably without getting her maimed. Any more than she already is anyway. It's gonna help her get her marbles back together, hopefully without losing the kinky attitude. And we might be ableto do something about the book to neutralise it...
>>36048046>Anyway... you should look into the possibility of separating the book from Vaisi.I know a bulletproof way to torture any book: write bits of Twilight in it.
Awwww. I forgot to show Vaisi the ebola magic
>>36048046I wonder if she would be more willing to part with it if she was max comfy
>>36048046Mental healing, like we were talking about some time ago. Consider it a long-term research project, with the added benefit of learning magical secrets from the nice bloodthirsty psychopath.
>>36048123There's only one way to find out~
>>36048123I think it is more a matter of the Book not letting go of Vaisi rather than other way around.
>>36048046Gears seems pretty adamant about me not seeing her, though... And she killed people. Even if it is the artifact's fault that's still...>>36047948What..?>>36047883Maybe Natalie from Thorn Class?"I didn't tell her much besides my name and class.""... Good." She stops by a tower. "I will trust you to not see her again without good cause. Until next time, Tali.">She nods at him and leaves. Tali goes up the tower and finds Lan waiting for him."There you are! That was a long nap," She says. "Come on, I got some clothes for ya!""Huh..?""Your uniform! Come on!">She drags him into a room and throws a pile of clothes at him."Pick out whatever feels the most comfortable." She says. "We have a pretty loose uniform code here. I'll wait outside for you.">Tali looks at the pile in his hand. He picks out a few bits and changes clothes. He looks at himself in his Petal Uniform in a mirror.So... I guess my mission really begins now, huh? I'm a member of the class.But all these girls seem really nice. I don't get why the schools have to steal from one another.
>>36048138Yeah, basically, just be nice to her, it's crazy enough to actually work.
>>36048171It's not like they'll be hurt. Contribute, then steal.
>>36048171Show us your glamored form!
>>36048171Go talk to Natalie and ask her whats up with her.
>>36048171Wizards be dicks, yo.That, and I suspect the real reason they sent you over was to find that book.So watch your back, kid. You're involved in some serious business here.
>>36048171>What..?See, this is why I like Vaisi more than you.Sidenote,>Vaisi !!Rwb9FVRKTbGI think you might be turning into her. This is a good thing. Don't fight it.
>>36048171Looking sharpThere might be more to it than what it seems, but at least you won't be hurting anyone by doing it.
>>36048171This is part of how progress is made. You discover things, try to keep them secret, and then the secrets get out and other people most likely improve them or combine them with other ideas.Plus it's not like you're stealing from the students. It's more like you're stealing from the headmaster that keeps all this shit secret.
>>36048171Wizards operate this way.It's a type of courtship ritual, if I am correct.
>>36048171Ideally, by the time this is done, it will at worst be a crime with both parties being willing to go through with it. The best case scenario, we could just have secret trading be official, and not this nonsense.
>>36048171> I don't get why the schools have to steal from one another.This tale should prove enlightening, Tali.
>>36048171Go look for Natalie. She might prove useful dealing with Vaisi.
>>36048171probably sibling rivalry or a couple thing. or both.rest assured though we didn't tell her anything big, just asking questions how she got there, your cute feminine hoha and how taking all the artifacts could give you power to rule the world.you know the usual.
>>36048171Alter uniform to be a bikini.
>>36048171If it is the artifacts fault then taking it away from her should be the first step in her atonement
>>36048171>Gears seems pretty adamant about me not seeing her, though..>"I will trust you to not see her again without good cause."It's not like you can't look for good causes / excuses, kid.As we're playing dress up now, show us the most daring thing you'd be willing to wear. We're not asking to actually wear it as you uniform here, just exploring boundaries...
>>36048171Can you make us a tiny, ball-shaped uniform so we can fit in?
>>36048306We'll be the dandiest ball of them all!
>>36048171Why are your ears visible?
>>36048171It would be best for us to wear something not very showoffy. Bland. Draw less attention.But it would be most fun to wear something more sexy. Oh! Get a skirt!
>>36048306Just also a sticker of class Petal on us, we're the best therapist
>>36048336Because we don't see hims glamered image, but real image instead.
>>36048336As an artifact we see through his glamour.
>>36048171>PantsWEIRDOGet a dress
>>36048171Dude, we're going to be the best healer ever! We can heal her mind and separate her from the book! Or just get her to teach us the boob rune, and then do butt stuff for fun.
>>36048171I'd recommend a long trenchcoat with pockets on the inside and outside, so we can hide things in it.>But all these girls seem really nice. I don't get why the schools have to steal from one another.All of them? We already met one who was willing to deceive and manipulate people for fun. Also another girl who molested you.Even if they seem nice, that doesn't mean they don't have unpleasant secrets. There could be something important hidden here that they don't want anyone to find out about.
>>36048171Ask for a skirt.
>>36048171Tali, to be precise, you already have one secret you can report to your master: the school has a secret prisoner who is possessed bya Ceer artifact-level spellbook.
>>36048171Why would they keep things secret, then? There must be someone that they don't want to get the information they have. Maybe it's some political thing on the surface world, or a dangerous magical ritual that someone would want to stop. Or someone who wants to use their secrets for evil.
>>36048379>I'd recommend a long trenchcoat with pockets on the inside and outsideBut anon, you can't wear trenchcoat just like that without fedora and katana.
>>36048336They should be glamoured away. But you guys are an artifact so I guess you can see past them.>>36048199I AM glamoured.>>36048358>>36048351What!? No! There are plenty of students wearing pants!>>36048229>>36048233>>36048235Yeah... I guess so long as it's not hurting anyone. It's not like they don't do it to us.>Tali hears a knock on the door."You okay in there?" Lan says."One second!">He checks himself out again and makes sure the uniform is on properly then steps out the door.>Lan smiles when she sees him."You look great in that," She says. "Welcome to Petal Class, Tali! Our tour is just about up so if there's anything else you wanna see or do let me know. You got the rest of the day free.""Can we see the different clubs?""Ah, the clubs don't officially meet again until tomorrow."Hmm.. I think I've seen most of the school and classes. What do you guys think we be best?
>>36048469Hit on Lan
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36048469Can we reveal we're a dude yet
>>36048469>What!? No! There are plenty of students wearing pants!You're a failure as a spy.
>>36048469Ask her how lesbianism works in this school.
>>36048469Ask Lan about the clubs. What clubs are there, what do they do, that stuff.Also, ask about Triss and the Cere.
>>36048469Let's just hang out with Lan for the rest of the day. She can teach us Booze and Booze Accessories.
>>36048469Ask Lan if she know anyone called Natalie.
>>36048469Ask her to go out for a drink.
what are artifact classifications?
>>36048469Ask her if they make small, ball sized uniforms, please.
>>36048469Go to artifact class, you knife-eared nignog.
>>36048469Ask her what a penis rune looks like.
>>36048469Is it time for dinner, you should go eat it's been a long day.
>>36048469Let's take a look at the dungeons.
>>36048469I say we Finns the library and get a jump start on some healing magic. Your knowledge is still heavily lacking currently.
>>36048469I don't remember what clubs there are.I am of the mind that science clubs and comfy clubs would be fun. Also healing the meat tanks, if that is a club.
>>36048469"Unless you got some plans that could use acompany, I'll be hitting the books."
>>36048469Ask her what she does for fun
>>36048596We should start a not-a-spy club, where we get together and talk about not spying on the school.
Have you visited both Thorn and Root? I don't remember visiting Root.
>>36048469we need to learn how to ge tmore personal mana, or we'll never be able to make ice cream
>>36048469Ask her if she'd like to help make more ice cream
>>36048469Are there any clubs that are about, like, looking for ghosts or spooky monsters or things like that?
>>36048489No!"Well... Maybe we could check out the Dungeons?""Hmm... There are two dungeons. The jail which we just call the Cell and the one the students dive in. Those won't be open til tomorrow too...""The library then?""We can do that~ Come on." She grabs his hand again and leads him into the school once more.>As they travel Tali makes small talk. He finds out that most of Lan's magic involves alcohol. But she studies not only the healing applications of it but the alchemical as well. She believes that alcohol is Alana's gift to all of creation. It has so many wonderful applications. She invites Tali to come try some with her sometime.>She also tells him about all the clubs. Dungeon Diving, Magical Rugby, Exploration, Library, Science. And if there's one he can't find that's to his liking he can just create one, it just has to be approved.>They arrive at the library. The room is massive and the walls are lined with hundreds upon hundreds of books. Some of them seem to float around either going onto tables or to the different people inside. Two girls sit at a table and they sigh together when they see Tali and Lan."Seriously?" The one with glasses says."Come on, it's a free day. Why do so many people still want to read?" The other one says."I guess some people just have nothing better to do." The bespectacled one says in an undertone."I guess. Well, what do you two want?" Braids asks.
>>36048469Well, we've only met like 1 other class outside petal, so can't really say. Liking petal best so far.
>>36048805we gotta find out something important to the history of the school, so we can steal it
>>36048805Books about more manaor books about ice cream
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>36048805Roll to seduce the twins
>>36048805Ask for erotica. Something with dinosaurs or bears would be good.
>>36048805Quick look for Runes for Dummies: Starter Guide
>>36048805Beginner's guide to magic
>>36048805I think the one on our right is an illusion. Her badge is reversed.
>>36048805Books on artifacts
>>36048805Ask if they're actually rude enough that they want us to hear them.
>>36048837dont actually say that, say something about wanting to fully immerse yourself in your learning environment or whatever.
>>36048854Damn, these twins are heterosexual and are put off by Tali's pretend tits
>>36048855>not Thri-keen erotica
>>36048856>>36048857Let's not be too revealing. The less people know that we haven't had any formal instruction outside of our illusions, the better.>>36048805I'm just trying to see what the school's all about, since I'm new here. Maybe get in some last-minute study before classes start.
>>36048805Would you be interested in a magical ritual involving a new rune?
>>36048805Hey, why does the girl on the right have her badge on the wrong side? REPORT HER FOR UNIFORM VIOLATION!
>>36048805Look for Runes and You: A Beginners Guide. That's a good one for you. Also a starters healing book too
>>36048918Wait I just realized... you were looking at yourself in a mirror so YOURS IS ON THE WRONG SIDE TOO!
>>36048805Look for Universal Ice Cream Production: How to create Soul Ice Cream without Dying.
>>36048990Clearly, icecream magic is a must.
>>36048805Yes, we'd like a book about the Ceer and their artifacts.Did they worship the Void and Chaos? Were we their gods?
>Open up my twitter than I havent touched in multiple years>I have like 40 tweets, in russian, that I never sent>They all look like PhishingAnybody else ever experienced russian Twitter hackers?
>>36049036No, but change your password.
>>36049052Yeah, I did.And I deleted all of those tweets.Not that I really care. I put a total of 0 personal information in any given account at any given time.
"Perhaps a beginner's book on runes and spellcrafting?""Alex, please." The one with glasses says to the other one.>She sighs and gets up."Follow me," Alex says. "And don't touch anything.">Tali does as he's told and follows Alex through the library. She stops at a tall shelf, pulls out a ladder, and climbs up a few steps before grabbing a book. She tosses it at Tali who barely manages to catch it."There." She says.>Tali takes the book back to Lan."Gonna read up?" the Aelor asks."I'm still pretty new to this.""Alright. I'll be over there." She points to a different section. "Come find me when you're done.">Tali nods and takes his book to a nearby table. Inside the book is a small compendium of runes. At least a dozen or so runes line the pages while the rest of the book goes into crafting spells. The book goes on to say that runes tend to be guarded secrets and that mages should not tinker with spellcrafting or using runes until a more advanced teacher has taught them the basics of spellcrafting.The more I look into magic the more complicated it seems...I guess I'll copy these down.=Tali's known runes has been updated=Maybe I can try to craft a spell? Or should I just wait til tomorrow?
>>36049090>artifactNOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS
>>36049090Wait till tomorrow.
>>36049090Practice makes perfect...but please go outside incase you mess up and make a mess of things, yeah?
>>36049090>Maybe I can try to craft a spell?First, let's review all the runes we know.
>>36049090Oh, so that rune means artifact.And you should try crafting spells only when next to a qualified healer
>>36049090DO IT NOW, IN FRONT OF THE TWINS!QUICK SOME ONE MAKE A LEWD SPELL ASAP!
>>36049090Craft an easy spell. We've got to practice so we're high enough level to conjure ice cream.Something like "Flip target page to the left."
>>36049090Maybe not in the Library, don't want to get banned or anything
>>36049090Get a glass of water and use that as a power source to make icecream.
>>36049090Before we do anything magical, let's return the book to the library. We wouldn't want it to get damaged in an accident.
>>36049150>Person, Person, Person, Person, PersonI'd Orgy.
>>36049090With the air rune, you should have enough runic knowledge to craft a rune to lift skirts with a gust of wind. Do your master proud.
>>36049090Ah ha! That's the rune for artifact!USE US AS FUEL. DO IT TALI. MAKE ICE CREAM
>>36049172Wait.If she put Artifact as the power source.Could she use our power to cast things?...let's test this out. Tali, try making ice cream again, but this time, swap out the 'self' rune for the 'artifact' rune.
>>36049172PARGON PARGON PARGON
>>36049197>>36049203Let's start with something easy first, let's try and power a basic spell with us first before moving on to something dangerous
>>36049090>Artifact runeWait a second, the barier doesn't really hold Vaisi, it holds the artifact fused with her! Splitting them would free her just as she wanted.Which wouldn't explain why we passed through... but maybe we're just special like that.
>>36049197IT'S TIMECHAOS ICECREAM IS GO
>>36049197I remember a tgchan quest did this, or something like it, and specidic IDs were ignored from then on.
>>36049224>only three pargons
Okay let me first get out of here and then we'll try something...>Tali leaves the library and pulls out his spellbook. It has his known runes and a spell for minor healing.This is all I have written down right now...I can try something with them. All I need is three things.1. A Trigger.2. Fuel3. EffectLet's try something easy.
>>36049256CLOTHING DESTRUCTION SPELLCLOTHING DESTRUCTION SPELL
>>36049274wait, shit, we don't know Clothing. Fuck.
>>36049256Air as fuel, target is person, effect is gravity, trigger is proximity. Someone do?
>>36049256CONVERT PERSON TO ICECREAM
>>36049240We're creating ice-cream from a nigh-infinite source with no cap on the amount generated. Either we exhaust our own existence, their universe is flooded with highly entropic ice-cream, or both.
>>36049306>Suffocates everyone in the room.
>>36049288>>36049274PERSON DESTRUCTION SPELLPERSON DESTRUCTION SPELLNow the question comes. Would such a spell destroy the person, orrr Destroy the concept of person, or the relation of the person to the concept of person. Could we destroy the meaning of concepts with our magic? I want to destroy the concept of rape, making the act a perfectly normal thing with no connotations.
>>36049310So... it's a win-win either way then.
>>36049256Divide by zero!AMPLIFY ARTIFACTWITH ARTIFACT
>>36049256set Fuel on Gesture - magic powered by handwaving
>>36049256HERE TALI, DO THISIT'S ICECREAM WITHOUT YOU DYING
>>36049310So add a cap?Hell, we could probably use ourselves as a fucking Jewel Sword. Oh fuck.Oh.Shit.That's broken as balls, if we can force it to work.
>>36049256Trigger: TargetFuel: WaterEffect: Gesture PersonWe'll either make a water glass look like a little dude, or make it splash on us. Either way, nothing too risky
>>36049256CREATE PERSON WITH ARTIFACTRELEASE US FROM THIS PRISON
>>36049256Perhaps a simple gust spell? Not anything strong like hurricane force winds though
>>360492561.Gravity2. Air3. Lightning.Indignition!
>>36049310We don't know what the default area-of-effect for a spell is though; we can't create icecream to excess of that unless we start shaping the AoE.
>>36049090What, no tits or nyan runes?
>>36049330Not if you do it outside,
>>36049256Try the healing spell but use the artifact as a Fuel source, Healing is the one spell we know for sure works
>>36049364HAHAH DO THIS! MAKE US A LITTLE GIRL!
>>36049256how about we just make a convert target to ice cream spell for now.
>>36049256Here ya go
>>36049372I'd imagine it'd just keep churning out ice-cream ad infinitum. Remember that when we used Tali as fuel, it just kept going until he was dead. Only mostly dead, but still.
>>36049369Fuel rune can be self, plus in some cases artifact or similar mana store. We've been over that before.
>>36049394>Turn someone's arm into ice cream>Lots of screaming and horrorI, uhI'd rather not
>>360493924CHAN PLAYS LITTLE GIRL!PRAISE LARRO!
Fuel = WaterTrigger = Gesture -> AimEffect = Ice CreamPoint at water and it turns to icecream if I'm doing this right?
>>36049408It grabbed the required amount of essence, which in Tali's case - him being a noob mage - about killed him.
>>36049256Tali, here is the ebola rune
>>36049256I have no idea what I'm doing
>>36049408Now you're talking about another vector of a spell: duration. I'm pretty sure the default is instant until you start extending it.
Okay let's just try... Try something simple with what we know.Let's make ice cream again but use you as the fuel.>Tali writes the spell in his book and calls upon it. There is a flash of light and an ice cream cone appears in his hand.It worked!1/2
>>36049256spell to turn clothes into icecream!
>>36049457What does it taste like?I bet it taste like endless nothing
>>36049458no clothes rune
>>36049457AHHHH I AM DYINGGgg.gg....
>>36049457>You black out.2/3
>>36049472Sweat and Cheetoes dust
>>36049457Maybe we should have used the rune for "chaos" instead of "artifact".
>>36049472Cherry.Because we're a bunch of virgins.
>>36049256BOOB GROW SPELL BOOB GROW SPELL
>>36049457now swallow our ice cream whole.
>>36049485215 years later...
>>36049485Wait shit, we did or Tali didTali can you hear us?
>>36049493Would that make everything in the area really orderly?
>>36049485So what we're learning here is that if we wanna get anywhere Tali is gonna have ta get magically ripped. serious mana reserves.
>>36049485Good but... not good.
>>36049485Ice-cream event horizon inbound
>>36049485======================================Guys..?Are you okay in there?Oh geeze... If you broke I'm so dead...Guys?Please don't leave me.
>>36049531Fuck you, elf.
>>36049531We cracked. Shiiiiit.No using us as ammo, I guess.
>>36049531I feel... violated.
>>36049531WE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEDON'T USE US AGAIN UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGECYWE MIGHT MISS SEXOR NUDITYDID WEDID WE MISS SEX OR NUDITY
>>36049531Shit shit shitWe're okay, let's not do that again
>>36049531IT CRACKEDRUH ROHHI TALII MADE THE SPELL THAT BROKE YOU
>>36049531Ok, no jewel sword attempts from now on.at -least- until we get the runes to modulate power flow.
>>36049531Okay, new plan:NEVER USE US A FUEL AGAIN
>>36049531We're cracked, our beatiful orb is cracked.Take responsibility!
>>36049531Goddamit, find a way to repair us you damned knife ear.
>>36049531Quick find a brazer of fire and cast a spell to draw the energy of the flame into the artifact, IE, US!
>>36049531Probably should have used "chaos" instead of "artifact".Yeah. The chaos is infinite. The artifact... not so much.
>>36049531[self-destruct sequence initiated]
>>36049531I guess we don't cut it too well as a mana source. Maybe our conduit is small, or something magical mumbo-jumbo like that.
>>36049556Broke us anon
>>36049531and this is why I said we should have used water as a fuel source.
>>36049531We will be fine.We just need icecream to cheer us upMake more icecream.
>>36049531Didn't we say this would be a bad idea? Repeatedly?
>>36049574i BET CHAOS ICE CREAM TASTES WEIRD THO
>>36049531We're good just cracked, yeah never use us again like that, bad idea. Also try to absorb some energy to heal us if possible because being cracked sucks orbs. Is the ice cream any good?
>>36049531W-we're ruined for marriage!
>>36049531Tali I will end you.
>>36049531Tali this is importantWhat did we taste like?
>>36049531Let's not do that again.Instead, do the one with clothes as a power source.
>>36049531Can we construct a reversal spell? Use the ice cream to fuel a spell to heal artifacts.
>>36049531TONY!? TONY!? YOU ALIVE BUDDY?! TOONNNYYYY!!!!!TALI YOU KILLED HIM! YOU KILLED HIM!
>>36049531Fuel: IcecreamTrigger: GestureEffect: amplify artifact
>>36049531You better take responsibility and put us in the restorative depths of Vaisi's anus.
>>36049595some of us yes.>>36049602no fiddling with the orb at all; even if we get -really- good at healing, repar on this kind of thing isn't going to be easy.
>>36049416Ice cream,you scream.
>>36049531fuck you cracked us! you gotta any spackle on you?
>>36049531Don't worry buddy, we're still here. Broken but unbowed.
>>36049531We're alright, kid.
You guys are back!>Tali watches as the small crack on the Orb slowly fixes itself.I was seriously worried. Okay, new rule. We are not going to use you as fuel for stuff anymore. I mean you guys did manage to make ice cream.... That's something that killed me. But yeah, I can't afford to lose you. Literally, I think.So... Let's lay off the spell practice until we know more about what we're doing, hmm?
guys, stop trying to make icecream from pure energy. need to use it as a conversion. like milk to icecream, using energy to cause the transformation.
>>36049666Just use Chaos.At worst it'll remove entropy from nearby physics interactions.
>>36049666TASTE THE ICE CREAMALSO >666Ha, ha, ha...
>>36049666Yeah okay, what did we taste like though?
>>36049666Please don't cry.*sniff*
>>36049666We clearly need to find a Repair rune so you can cast light Repair runes on us until the crack goes away.Also, when we blacked out I was struck by a brilliant idea: We find Vaisi's book, and examine the spell it's using to control her mind. Then we change it so WE control ITS control over her mind.Vaisi becomes a 100% loyal minion, we get a whole bunch of runes, and then we can break her out to give heartfelt apologies to everyone for what it the book made her do.
>>36049666Aw, we won't leave you buddy. So, how did the Ice Cream taste?
>>36049666Aww you care. Thanks. Taste the ice cream please this is something we need to know.
>>36049666>666DOOOOOOOOOMBut yeah, I have an idea.What if you used Order as fuel to amplify artifact?You could supercharge us, baby! Then we could reach out and fuck with everyone!
>>36049697We have self repair, it just seems to be slow. I'd say we should keep a few orb powered spells for an emergency, but they wouldn't be regular use.Like if we're ever about to die horribly, then we bust out the Orb Spells.
>>36049666Hold me closer so I can examine your boobs.
>>36049666Also, please find a way to repair that crack. I don't trust it.
>>36049531IDIOT! Stop using Conversion spells!
>>36049666You could set something on fire (by conventional means), then use Fire as spell source, it should extinguish it and take the power for fuelling the spell. Theoretically.
>>36049531Alright.We need a renewable fuel. All in favour of the souls of the damned, raise hands.
>>36049666Let us have two important pieces of information.First, how long was it since you cast that spell?Second, how did the ice cream taste?
>>36049666You could use air, if you could pull it from somewhere away from you.
>>36049666We will heal faster if you stuff us into someone's cleavage.
>>36049721See>>Tali watches as the small crack on the Orb slowly fixes itself.
>>36049666We got to figure out what are some acceptable fuel sources for spells or at least what you can cast without killing one of us
>>36049666How long were we out?
>>36049666I think that spellcasting should be safe if we use water as a fuel source. That's not likely to harm anyone.
>>36049666yeah, seconding >>36049718even then, it would mean losing us in a dangerous situation, so it's still not great.when you go back to spell practice, try for some basic stuff, use water and earth as fuel, somewhere like the courtyard where you can get that stuff easily.
>>36049771Human body is like 70% water. Take a wild guess what happens when you drain significant portion of it.
>>36049771>That's not likely to harm anyone.60% of the Body is Water.
>>36049771I don't think water has much mana in it, so it is a very inefficient conversion source.
>>36049798>>36049801We've got to figure out how to aim it then, specify exactly what water to use.
>>36049835What about adding a target -> gesture to our fuel source? So what we point at is what we use as fuel.
>>36049835Orrrrr, we figure out how to make it create from a fuel of sugar and ice.
>>36049835You mean to use specific lewd bodily fluids?
>>36049736Very funny, Chuckles.
Uhm... You guys weren't out for long. Maybe a few minutes? But I was seriously worried. I cast the spell, it worked, and then you just cracked.I was so startled I accidentally dropped the ice cream...We should probably stay away from conversion spells for a while. At least ones that run on energy. Hopefully the classes here will teach us the finer points of crafting, hmm?>Tali feels someone tap his shoulder. He looks up and sees one of his old classmates, Hoyes. He is a massive man and one of the stronger ones in Tali's old school."Hoyes?""Tali. Almost didn't recognize you with you glamour. How's it going?""Uhm... Good.">Hoyes looks at his uniform."Petal, huh? Yeah, that fits. Shame you didn't get put into Thorn. Some of the girls there... I didn't think I'd meet anyone as strong as myself here.""I saw a bit of your fight. How did it go?""I lost." He shrugs. "So how's everything with you? Make any allies yet? Find out anything?"
>>36049849We probably should figure out how target -> gesture works, it's not something we've been using nearly enough.>>36049852runs into the problem of finding runes for those.transmutation with very specific things runs into the "why not just make it without magic" problem of complexity.
>>36049736What if we tried to harness the power generated by faggotry?
>>36049911So, is everyone from our school aware of our mission?That seems like a surefire way to make sure it doesnt succeed.
>>36049911>Find out anything?Those bitches be crazy yo
"the walls have ears"
>>36049913we would enter new age of prosperity
>>36049911"Almost got myself killed trying to do icecream magic.Twice."
>>36049911There is a crazy girl bound to a crazymaking artifact, there is a machine that talks through dimension, and conversion spells are -really dangerous-
>>36049911Lick the ice cream. Eat it it was made out of us.Nice to know how much you think of our energy.
>>36049911Yeah, all the good spells is locked inside a crazy girl's book. Help me break her out.
>>36049911Some stuff, tell him about the artifact Crazy has and also how she got itPut a Glamour around us too, just to make sure no one eavesdrops on us
>>36049911I still half expect this all to go The Man Who Was Thursday on us
>>36049911Tell him the girls are nice here, and you've learned some runes but you can't show him any of them. If he displays knowledge of that, he'll start a spy hunt.
>>36049911We've made friends. We've also discovered that they're keeping a prisoner named Vaisi Triss who is possessed by a Ceer artifact spellbook.
>>36049911Well, there's apparently a murderer locked in the school who's turned insane by an artifact she is bonded to.
>>36049911Apparently we can find some artifacts in the dungeons and there's one that's off limits to students, we should look into that by the wayCan you set up a Glamour so it sounds like we aren't conspiring against the school?
>>36049911There's a crazy girl locked up with a Ceer artifact.Also, here Tali. Think about this everytime you make some icecream.
>>36049996This is important. Remember this.
>>36049911Is he sure we aren't being overheard? Where are we?
>>36049911"I found out that they can't split a mind-controlling malicious Ceer artifact from its host - I'll probably fix that sometime this week, since the artifact has acquired a LOT of information and the victim would be pretty good help once I make her stop murdering everybody.Oh, and I made Ice Cream with only one death and one near-death experience!"
>>36049911>>I was so startled I accidentally dropped the ice cream...Alright, into the pits of eternal torture you go.
>>36050027probably for the bestwe're Cream of Shit Flavour with our shitposting.
>>36050096>implying I don't taste like wank and booze
psssttttt guys https://twitter.com/ElizabethGears
>>36050130sounds like a.... crappy flavour
>>36050145>people were snitchingDisgusting
>>36050096%40 shit%10 sweat%2 vomit%3 piss%15 amphetamines%5 caffeine %24 pure alcohol%1 E̷͘͠Ŗ͝R̷̨̀҉Ò͘͜͞͝R͝͡ ̷͡4̛͏0̧͘͟4̛
>>36050145Tali, you have to go to the Beauty Club first chance you get
>>36050145What is this?
>>36050145>https://twitter.com/ElizabethGearsomg how did I not notice thisask her to set up an ask,fm
>>36050209Indeed, cute anglerfish girls await.
>>36050250We've already got 99C and Lan though. Best Harem right there.
>>36050250>>36050262We must go find the anglerfish girl.She is a best, like the squidgirl and the snakegirl.
>>36050183As expected of /tg/, attempting to get the MC killed whenever possible.
>>36050262Isn't the point of a harem to have a lot of partners? Think BIG, my friend.
>>36049996WHATWHAT IS THATGuyspleaseI'm trying to focus on stuff."Not much but uh... Perhaps we should not talk here?""Hmm? Oh." He opens his tiny spellbook and invokes a spell. "There, we should be okay. You should probably glamour me away too.">Tali does just that. He goes on to explain that he found out some runes, a spell, nearly died making ice cream, and that there's a crazy girl locked up inside of a dungeon with an evil Ceer Artifact controlling her.>Hoyes says that's pretty impressive for one day."Thanks... I was just thinking though... The girls here seem really nice. Is this okay to do?""Hmm... I know what you mean. This girl, Lyra I think, she seemed like a real honest kind of gal. Didn't seem like the kind to hide much. I felt a bit bad too knowing what a we were pretty much sent here for... But the way I figure it is that they have students doing the same to our school, you know?""I guess.""Excuse me." Someone says.>Tali looks and sees Lily. She walks up to the two of them and stands beside Hoyes."You're Tali, right? We met before. I was told to gather up all the Petal Class members. We're having a special dinner." She pauses for a moment. "Who are you?""Huh..? I'm Tali.""Not you." She says. "The person right there. Are they deaf? Speak up, I can sense you. Are you part of Petal Class?">Hoyes looks at Tali, uncertain if he should say anything.
>>36050284UH, SHE'S BLIND.DON'T PANIC.
>>36050284He's not, just a new friend, you guys should get going to dinner
>>36050284"He's my boyfriend."
>>36050284Tell her, in as polite a way as possible, that it is a weird sex thing and you REALLY don't want to explain it to her.
>>36050284>>36050326Something like this.
>>36050284This is Ann one of the new girls in Thorn class.
>>36050284She's blind so she probably doesn't know he's suppose to be invisible, just tell her he's a friend and get going
>>36050284UH OH, she knows there's someone there glamered invisible.EVASIVE MANEUVERS!
just wanted some directions. isn't that right?
>>36050284"He's my fiancé."
>>36050284Just tell her he's shy and then tell her where Lan is.
>>36050329But he doesn't want it to be known so he's invisible...Ahahaha...
>>36050423Change it to "She's mute">>36050376>>36050419-4
>>36050284He's one of the exchange students, right? In Root?
>>36050284Why is "he just likes being invisible" deleted?also, boyfriend is stupid, makes unnecessary implied connections outside the school (they know the general purpose of the transfer students) and would probably also just make Tali sputter.
>>36050284"He's an exchange student. We were just talking about how things were going at his school."
"Oh, he's just a bit shy and wanted to know his way around. Is Lan around?""She's already at the thing. Come on.">Tali waves goodbye to Hoyes before following Lily."Enjoy your first day?" She says."Mhmm. Everyone here seems really nice.""Yeah, they can be I guess. Pick who you're rooming with?""Huh?""Your roommate. If you ask me I think you should definitely not go with Lan. She snores. Loudly.""I uhm...""Tessa is okay if you can stand insufferably peppy people. Alisya is decent.""Uhm...""I need to know this so I can get the rooms ready. You can always just stay by yourself if you want, though. I think we have a spare room somewhere."
>>36050437Aw man, don't put us down with all that subtraction.>>36050458Let's stick with best girl.
>>36050458VENDAL!OR ALISYA FOR ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>36050458I pick Lan for roommate. She's awesome.Second choice is 99C
>>36050458We want to room with you~Or Lan. She's best nee-san.
>>36050458That's a surprisingly calm reaction to an invisible person.
>>36050458Stick with Lan.
>>36050458If 99C is an option, go for her
>>3605045899 COPPER OR BUST
>>36050458Lan is fine.
>>36050458Let's go with 99C, or Tessa, Tessa is a good girl
>>36050458How about you?
>>3605045899c. we can play with her slot all night
>>36050458Lan I want to see her moonshine.
>>36050458LAN. WE GOT TO DRINK AND PARTY ALL NIGHT
>>36050458Ninety-Nine Copper. We can help her with her mental issues, and she's not likely to tell our secrets if we sneak out.
>>36050458Go with Lan. We'll be the party room! and snoring isn't bad, we'll just figure out a convert Ice Cream to Silence spell.
>>36050458Fuwa, get comfy
>>36050508>>36050521>>36050526>>36050498>>36050477>>36050541Hell yes, Operation Alcoholism is go!
"Maybe... Ninety-Nine?">She stops in her tracks and looks... Sorta at Tali?"... Are you serious?" She says "Have you met her?""I have.""Then I ask again, are you serious? The girl has some issues. Mental issues."
>>36050547Wrong class, not a choice.
>>36050458What if we pick Vaisi?
>>36050551I think we can help her work through that.
>>36050564I dont think she is part of Petal, so I dont think she counts.
>>36050551Well I got her to go to lunch with us today so I think I can handle it. Just need to know how to talk to her.
>>36050551She just needs a friend. Maybe we can get 99 and Lan.
>>36050551If no one else bunks with her, well, we might as well. We could switch anyways, if she really is that bad
>>36050551She's quiet and polite.And makes for a good hatrack.
>>36050551Hey we got her to go to lunch with us, plus if it's too bad we can switch I guess
>>36050551ask her what kind of issues, tell her about how she acted when we were around her.
>>36050591That's why we should try and get both. Lan can be our roomate, and 99C can be our Hatrack.
>>36050551"I'm serious. Someone's got to be her roommate, and I'd like to help her if I can. She hasn't hurt anyone, has she?"Does Lily get both students' permission before assigning them to a room? Because if she has trouble talking to 99C, we could help her.
>>36050551Seconding this:>>36050604We've only seen her for a little bit, perhaps there are other issues we're unaware of?
>>36050551"Yea, and how's she supposed to get better if nobody helps her?I've done more to help her today than, everybody else has done in, what, a year?"
Isnt she cuuuuuuuute?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36050551FUCK YOU ALLPICK ALISYA OR LAN
>>36050690I'm willing to bet 99C doesn't take up much room. We might be able to get her AND Lan if we ask.
>>36050700Yeah real ball, how come we can't have two roommates? Lily you bitch why is this even a problemWe should just room with everyone
>>36050664That is terrifying..."I'm sure. What kind of issues does she have exactly?""She's stupid and awkward. Don't give me that look. I know you're giving me a look. She is. You can't fault me for being honest.""Yeah but... Wasn't she out by herself or something?""And now she's not. It's been a while and she's still just as stupid and awkward. But if you want her go ahead. Go ask her yourself. And tell her we're having dinner too.""Ah, wait! Is it possible to have more than one roommate?""Yeah, I guess. If everyone is okay with it." She walks off.>Tali goes and finds Ninety-Nine Copper. She's in the exact same spot."Hey, Ninety-Nine?">She looks at him."Welcome.""Thanks. I was talking to Lily a bit ago and she said I can have a roommate if I want. Well I was thinking maybe Lan, you, and I could all room together? I haven't asked Lan yet though but if not I'm still willing to stay with you. If that's okay with you, that is.""........">She stares at him.1/2
>>36050730"I would like that." She says.=End of Chapter 4=
>>36050751EAT IT DRILL BITCH!
>>36050751Holy shit, did 99C actually say something not store related? We are best Friendomancer.
>>36050730>"Yeah, I guess. If everyone is okay with it." She walks off.ROOMING WITH EVERYONE CONFIRMEDDONT INVITE LILY
>>36050751Fuck that bitch, she doesn't know what she's fucking talking about 99 a great
>>36050751Yay, we made progress!Also, we got up to (currently) 631 posts today. That's quite a bit more than last time, I believe!
And so ends another chapter. Time for the next one will be up on twitter as usual. Thanks for reading everyone and I hope you enjoyed it!Here's another unused panel that would show off the Dungeoneering Club.
>>36050830>Here's another unused panel that would show off the Hunter x Hunter Club.
>>36050830who sleeps naked?
>>36050857Holly the Red
>>36050876Who's on that Daki?I hadn't realized she was green-haired
>>36050876dammit, we missed out.
>>36050880That is her rival, Wafu the Snug. She is a Comfypire. They're like the liches of Comfy Magic.Also most elves have green hair. Either green, red, or yellow but the vast majority is green.All the elves shown so far have green hair..
guys how do we make lily not a bitchthis is important
>>36050917Did they just eat Tali.
>>36050922with our dick, fuck the bitchiness out.
>>36050917Tali too then?
>>36050917>All the elves shown so far have green hair..Even Towlie?
>>36050940This has been scientifically proven to work.
>>36050922Slowly and patiently give her the D
>>36050938>>36050940>>36050962okayhow are we gonna give her the dick and how hard are we going to give her the dick will this help us with rooming with everyone
>>36050960Did we at least glamor it away?Or are humans green haired sometimes too
>>36050960Does Fuwa not want Tali's ice cream?
>>36050967i'm down with this idea too
>>36050922Use her bitchiness as fuel for ice cream.
>>36051018cancan we do this?
>>36050960Comfy magi and booze don't mix?
>>36051149Fuwa doesn't know how to drink properly, so it removes comfy.She's a total lightweight.
>>36050994Of course. To others it just looks like light brown. He normally glamours it away anyway since he doesn't like his hair color.>>36051000She's rejecting a drink. I'm sure she'd eat ice cream.>>36051149Not if one is unskilled with alemancy.
>>36051351What happen to the Ice cream Tali dropped (the bastard)
>>36051484The floor shadows ate it.
>>36050820Here's post 662, for the convenience of those who might be curious, and it looks like the thread will be ending around there.
>>36051493Who ate it?
>>36051596Stop making these posts.
We're going the mental health recovery route, right? We seem to be experts at it.
>>36051765curing with ice cream and D
>>36051876>From that day forth, they sang songs of the mysterious girl who rid the world of suffering forever.>Her name was Ice D