hello! i am chen! i am the black cat of ill omens!i made this drawing of me and i am very prod of it!i live on the boundary of gensokyo with my master and her master and i love them a lot!i have nothing to do right now. what should i do?
HONK and sage.
>>36100876Purr loudly. Then go off to explore.
>>36100910i honk the horn! i don't know what this sage is though. do you mean sake?i should probably put my horn back on my tricycle.
>>36101080Become investment banker.
>>36101021>>36101030i find my tricyle and put my horn back on itwhere should i go with it?
>>36101128To the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>>36101128To school of course!
>>36101128Go visit the red-white miko.
>>36100999>don't know what this sage isGODDAMMIT CHEN THE SAGEYOU KNOWYOUR MASTER'S MASTER
>>36101193That's the gap hag though.
>>36101237German Suplex the Tricycle
>>36101148oh, i know where that is! my master's master took me there once.i tricycle over to the outside of the scarlet devil mansion and find a gate. should i try to open it or go somewhere else?
>>36101253But there is no escape.
>>36101265Where ever there is a gate people shouldn't enter, a cat must scale it. It is your mission. Look at the pretty gate, Chen. Wouldn't it be nice to be on the other side, or on top of it?
>>36101021>>36101103>>36101176>>36101192>>36101237but it's right here! is there something wrong with my tricycle?
>>36101265Honk at the sleeping guard. Let her know you're entering.
>>36101338Masturbate with tricycle
>>36101347i honk at the sleeping guard.i don't think she's woken up, but that means it's okay to go in, right?
>>36101448Enter through mansion gate.
>>36101448Definitely. But first.Take her hat.
>>36101448Well, you can always fly over, she's guarding the gate afterall.
>>36101448No, if the guard is asleep, then it must be nap time and the gate isn't being used.You should instead look for a ramp and ride the ticycle off the ramp, doing a sick jump over the gate.
If Chen can fly, why did she take the tricycle to the SDM?
>>36101535Maybe Ran is too far away for her to fly.
>>36101470okay!>>36101485>>36101468>>36101480i think that is dangerous but okay! i find a ramp and do a cool trick i saw on tv, and go over the gate!was that cool? what should i do now??
>>36101563Park your tricycle in the handicap spot and enter the manor.
>>36101563Go find the maid. She needs help.
>>36101563Find fairy maids, ask for food.
>>36101563Head into the mansion and knock over anything that looks like it might be giving you sass.
>>36101592i park my tricycle and begin to go inside the mansioni wonder who i'll find!
>>36101748Go to library.
>>36101617i knock over this red vase which gives me a weird look! vases are weird!>>36101599>>36101603i find a maid!she asks what happened to the vase.uhh... what should i say?
>>36101777Fairy knocked it over! invisible fairy!
>>36101777The bunnies did it
>>36101777Say you accidentally knocked it over.
>>36101646The Flesh of Fallen Tricycles.
>>36101777A Fairy knocked it over! An Invisible Fairy!
>>36101777That silly fairy from the lake did it.When she turns around, give that other vase a knock. I heard it talking mad shit, you do not even know
>>36101791>>36101788>>36101816>>36101819i say that i knocked it over, but it was because cirno, who was invisible, pushed me and made me crash into the table knocking it over!the maid is very mad and excuses herself, saying she is going to find her and kick her out!i think it worked guys!
>>36101928Good job!Now find some food.
>>36101928BLACK WHITE RAT!ALERT EVERYONE!
>>36101928Patchy should know how to make your tricycle totally awesome. Go find the librarian.
>>36101819i knock over another vase, because i heard it laugh!i think the vase deserved it. what now?
>>36101928Cool. Now let's look for the kitchen to get some food.
>>36101928Talk to the rat.
>>36101950Same as >>36101959
>>36101950Hunger for fresh meat!
>>36101940>>36101962guys, that's not a rat! that's tewi!i say hello to tewi, and she asks what i am doing over here.>>36101959i say that i am going to go to the kitchen to get food! she thinks that is cool and decides to come with me.yay!
>>36102084Try to find a cake.
>>36102084Find some meat!
>>36102084Ask Tewi what is SHE doing here.
>>36102084Proceed to the kitchen to acquire mad foods.
>>36102148i ask tewi what she is doing here.she says that she is here to find an unlucky rabbit who wandered in here and get her out of here, since it is her responsibility as an earth rabbit!wow, i hope the rabbit isn't terrified!tewi says that she's been trying to dodge the fairy maids and others who live in the mansion though.>>36102106>>36102121>>36102188roll d11
Rolled 5 (1d11)>>36102242Rolling thunder.
Rolled 7 (1d11)>>36102242What could possibly go wrong?
>>36102242The kitchen is probably in the basement. Check there.
Rolled 8 (1d11)>>36102242Aight
Rolled 7 (1d11)>>36102242Rolling.
>>36102242>an unlucky rabbitIs it Reisen?
Rolled 8 (1d11)>>36102242Rolling for cake.
>>36102267>>36102269>>36102287we find a cake!we also find a doll too. what is it doing here?
>>36102422Ask the doll what's up and if she can let us have some cake.
>>36102422What kind of cake it is?
>>36102497Hopefully a delicious one!
>>36102422Take the cake and book it. Knock over something big and loud so they'll get the doll instead of you.Plus, that suit of fancy ornate armor is just asking for it, look at how much it shines without being your things.
>>36102441i ask the doll what is up and she doesn't say anything. i don't think dolls can talk!i ask if tewi and i could have some cake, however, and she nods! she even says that she will cut it for us!
>>36102716hurrah, find plates
>>36102716Can she eat cake? Serve a portion to her if so.
>>36102716Look for plates to use to serve the cakes.
>>36102727i find a plate! the doll takes a cut at the cake...
>>36102527... then i take the remaining cake and run away with tewi!i make sure to save her a slice though, because everyone deserves cake.
>>36102796Good cat.Now, flee!
>>36102796Escape with the cake! And share some with the gatekeeper for letting you in!
>>36101228THE GAP HAG IS THE SAGE OF GENSOKYO DUMBASS
>>36102796Flee damn it, FLEE!
>>36102891I suppose she's old enough to be.Although she sleeps way too much.
>>36102821>>36102901i run away!i also make sure to knock over this fancy armor. why is it so shiny?
>>36102870i make sure to leave a slice of cake to the sleeping guard as thanks.now what?
>>36103038Now go find the unlucky rabbit so you lot can have a cake party.
>>36103058Go finf the unlucky rabbit.
>>36103058Go find the unlucky rabbit and offer to invite her to your cake party.
>>36103074>>36103112tewi reminds me that she still needs to look for the unlucky rabbit inside of the mansion so we go back inside.we still have the cake though, and cake party is a good idea!roll d11
Rolled 6 (1d11)>>36103150
Rolled 11 (1d11)>>36103150Rollin'.
Rolled 11 (1d11)>>36103166Roll.
Rolled 8 (1d11)>>36103150
>>36103172>>36103178No one else roll, you got that?
>>36103166>>36103172>>36103178it only takes us like a second to find reisen! it turns out she was on the roof of the mansion!we also find this other lady.
>>36103309Give cake to Reisen and to the Raven Lady.
>>36103309Ask if she's unlucky too.Also what they think about cake.
>>36103309Give them cake, then seduce them.
>>36103309Offer cake to bird person as peace offering.
>>36103309Ask the Raven Lady & Reisen if they want some cake.
>>36103351>>36103376>>36103393we ask if they want cake and they say yes!we are now having a cake party with me, tewi, reisen and utsuho! the lady told me her name was utsuho, and she doesn't know how she got up here. she seems kind of lost!
>>36103500Ask where she's from!
>>36103500Dance party time.
>>36103510Maybe we can try to find her home after the party.
>>36103500Roof top dance party time!
>>36103510she says that she lives at the palace of the earth spirits with her master satori! is she like me?she says she specifically stays in the HECK of blazing fires below, but that's also because her friend rin in there!
>>36103531>>36103563we have a dance party!
>>36103656Ask what Rin is like. Is she a cat like you, Chen?
>>36103656Sounds like ADVENTURE to me. Let's try to find where it is!
>>36103730Are you playing ill beats, then?
>>36103756i ask what rin is like and ask if she is a cat like me, and utsuho says yes she is!oh boy, another cat friend! i ask if we could go over to utsuho's house to talk to her and she says sure if she can find it.roll d11
Rolled 7 (1d11)>>36103954
Rolled 2 (1d11)>>36103954What could possibly go wrong? It's not like there's a black cat of ill omen around here.
Rolled 6 (1d11)>>36103954
>>36104022You fucking jinxed it, man.
>>36104097>>36104022I have made a horrible mistake.
Rolled 8 (1d11)>>36103954Rolling.
>>36104013>>36104022>>36104057utsuho leads us to the bridge to the underworld, or something like that! i think i've been there before with my master's master.we find a not sleeping guard to a bridge! she has really long ears, and very green eyes!
>>36104254Lick the ears.
>>36104254Ask her where that palace thingy is!
>>36104254> really long earsAsk her if she is a elf.
>>36104254Do we still have cake? We should give her a slice of cake.
>>36104254Incapacitate! Target ears!
>>36104306i lick her ears.i don't think she liked that very much, but i ask if we can pass through the bridge and she says no.>>36104312i also ask her if she knows where the palace is and she says she's not telling.she seems very mad! what for, though?now what?
>>36104485Offer cake, if we have.Ask why she's mad, if not.
>>36104485Say that you didn't mean to offend her, and you would like to be her friend.
>>36104485Offer cake to appease her anger! Then ask if she can let you through!
>>36104485Pet her, we like that right? She must too
>>36104485Keep licking her ears until she lets you pass.
>>36104496>>36104582i still have cake! i give her a plate and ask why she is mad.she is confused at first and she explains that licking her ears is not a normal thing to do!>>36104575i say sorry and say i didnt mean to make her embarrassed and would like to be her friend.she doesn't say anything, but she seems more embarrassed! oh no, did i do something wrong?
>>36104748Apologize profusely!Offer her a chance to ride with you on your tricycle as compensation!
>>36104748Say that you are already a friend of Utsuho the Cat, and ask if she is her friend also.
>>36104811i say sorry more and bow, and offer to let her ride my tricycle as an apology.she doesn't really have words, but she says that i could go through and she'll just play with the tricycle and eat her cake.yay!>>36104835but utsuho is a bird!
>>36104971Thank the elf and proceed onwards with your purrrty.
>>36104971Hurrah!Ask where the palace is!
>>36104971Say bye to our new friend and let's go!>>36105129>purrtypls
>>36105129>>36105130i say thank you to the elf girl, who reminds me that she is a hashihime and her name is parsee!before i go though, i ask where the palace is, and she says that it is in the ancient city deep in the underworld, which isnt too far from this bridge.i say bye to parsee and go with my friends! she seems nice.roll d11
Rolled 9 (1d11)>>36105272
Rolled 1 (1d11)>>36105272
Rolled 11 (1d11)>>36105272Rollin' after a quick lunch.
Rolled 11 (1d11)>>36105272>>36105336ffffff
>>36105362>>36105357>Nat Double 11's
>>36105294>>36105336>>36105357i get to the end of the bridge and to the entrance of the ancient city!i see an oni and cirno. what is cirno doing here?
>>36105588Approach them! Ask what they're doing here.
>>36105588Ask Cirno what she's doing here and Ask the Oni if she can teach you any sweet wrestling moves.
>>36105607>>36105622I second these.
>>36105622>>36105722Thirding sweet wrestling moves.
>>36105607i ask why the oni is here. her name is yuugi, by the way!she says that she is just down here to drink her sake, and to party with the other oni and other subterranean youkai down here. she just happened to find cirno.i ask if she can teach me any sweet wrestling moves, and she says sure! whoa! master will be impressed! i should ask which ones after i talk to cirno though.
>>36105824Ask Cirno what she's doing here also ask both where the palace is exactly
>>36105622i ask cirno why she is down in the underworld and how she got down here.she says she took a wrong turn to the misty lake and ended up here.huh, how did she do that? the misty lake is nowhere near the underworld.
>>36105864Lick her to see if she tastes like a liar
>>36105864That's just Cirno.Ask if she wants to join your party.
>>36105864>>36105897Also ask Cirno if she wants to learn sweet wrestling moves with you.
>>36105887i lick cirno.this is cirno alright! cold and everything. there's no liar taste at all!she doesn't seem to care about the lick as much as parsee did.>>36105897i ask if cirno wants to join us to visit rin, and she says okay, since she is the strongest and all!
>>36105930>>36105999>>36106076before we go leave though, i ask yuugi if she knows where the palace is, and she says it's not too far from here! she also asks us which wrestling moves she wants her to teach me! cirno raises up her hand and flails around asking if she can learn wrestling moves too, and yuugi shrugs and says sure! anyone can learn wrestling anyway.
>>36106178Ask to learn the fabled Power Jump move.
>>36106178Learn the german suplex
>>36106178As her if we can learn how to German Suplex.
>>36106235>>36106283yuugi shows me how to do a german suplex!i practice this move on cirno, who i got out of nowhere with it! she's okay though! tewi and the rest are wondering if she got further brain damage though.can cirno get more dumb?
>>36106413No, because she's the strongest!
>>36106500Agreed. Cirno the strongest.
>>36106413There was a palace we was going to right?
>>36106500>>36106562oh.yeah, i guess she does say that a lot! >>36106661well, anyway, we should go to the temple now!me, tewi, reisen, utsuho, cirno, and yuugi, who decided to join us, all go to the palace.roll d11
Rolled 2 (1d11)>>36106679that's awesome do it again chen
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Rolled 8 (1d11)>>36106679
>>36106721>>36106737>>36106870i find a sleeping oni in front of the palace doors.she's in the way!
>>36106679Tank, Healer, Mage/Fire support, Rogue, protagonist and bumbling sidekick.
>>36106941Forcefeed her cake if we have any left. It's the best way to wake up!
>>36106941Is there booze in her flask? If yes, use to wake her up.
>>36107038The gourd can't run our of booze.
>>36107016i put some cake inside of her mouth and try to stuff it down, but she doesn't seem to be reacting to it.how do you not wake up from that? i'd wake up!>>36107038yuugi takes a hold of the gorge and begins to drink from it. this goes on for at least a minute or do.wow, that's a lot of alcohol in that small gorge!
>>36107244Maybe yuugi has an idea on how to wake her?
>>36107244Just walk over her, let the oni sleep
>>36107244>UpdateAsk Yuugi what to do, she must know.
>>36107244I'd say just let the Oni sleep for now and walk past her.
>>36107244Use the wrestling move you just learned on the oni.
>>36107244Get some beans and chuck it at Suika.
>>36107244>>36107306 This must be seconded.
>>36107281>>36107292i ask yuugi if there's any way to move the oni away from the palace doors.yuugi suggests that i should just push her out the way, but suika, the oni's name, can be pretty violent in her sleep! she is really really strong!she said that she could do it, unless i want to do something.>>36107306>>36107356should i try it? i don't think i could.
>>36107513Leave Yuugi for the heavy lifting, but I would just walk past her.
>>36107513I agree, ask Yuugi if she can move her. If she refuses, insinuate that she's weaker than sleepygal here, that should do it.
>>36107513Let's get to moving!
>>36107565>>36107599>>36107684i ask yuugi to move suika as the party moves on. she said that she will catch up with us in a moment, but it won't take her too long.we go inside the palace and find a purple haired lady, who immediately begins to yell at utsuho. something about wondering where she has been and all of that stuff!
>>36107948That can't be right. Satori can read minds. Unless Utsuho is really that bird brained.
>>36107948Try to explain that you found her in a mansion and walked her back "Home".
>>36107948Apologize for borrowing her birdie and explain you had her.
>>36107991>>36107993>>36108020i explain that we found utsuho at the scarlet devil mansion and walked her back home, and say sorry for borrowing her.the girl sighs as utsuho begins to apologize to her. the girl's name is satori, by the way!satori looks at us and says if you want to see rin, you can follow utsuho but thanks us for bringing back her pet.wow, how did she know that?
>>36108260See the cat!Do we still have cake?
>>36108260Thank her, ask about her eye thingy.
>>36108260Ask her how she knew that, was she a psychic?!
>>36108368>>36108400she says that her third eye allows her to see into the mind and heart of others, and it's a rather annoying power since a lot of people hate her for it.i didn't get to ask the question!>>36108314i still have some cake! maybe two slices at most.
>>36108571Think about licking Satori.
>>36108571ENOUGH PONDERING THE EYE, WE MUST GREET OUT CAT BRETHREN .... Sistren? GREET THEM REGARDLESS.
>>36108611she tells me to cease my thoughts.aww...>>36108700roll d11
Rolled 9 (1d11)>>36108764
Rolled 7 (1d11)>>36108764
>>36108764stop thinking about it and lick Satori
Rolled 5 (1d11)>>36108764Rollin'.
>>36108832>>36108861>>36108899we go down to the earth temple and it gets really hot.i find orin though, along with utsuho and another girl!she kinda looks like satori except less gloomy?
>>36109042Greet them both warmly! Literally!
>>36109042>>36109065And lick them, too.
>>36109065>>36109072i give orin a lick, along with the other girl! the other girl gushes out and hearts begin shooting out of her. literally!orin gives me a lick as well, which is pretty weird now that's done to me, but she asks why i am here, since i don't appear to be dead or a wandering soul.well, i hope i'm not dead! master would be sad if i died!
>>36109225Tell her you're a cat youkai too and wanted to be friends.
>>36109225Tell her you want to be friends with her and offer her cake.
>>36109225Tell her you heard of her and wanted to meet her and be her friend! And offer them both slices of cake!
>>36109225Seconding >>36109334 & >>36109253
>>36109253>>36109334i tell orin that i am a cat youkai and i wanted to be friends with her! i give her the two remaining slices of cake to her.she gladly accepts both, but says that i can keep the other as a token of friendship. yay, more friends!i only have one cake slice. what should i do?
>>36109416Eat cake with your new friend, of course.
>>36109416Give the other peice to Satori
>>36109416Save it for Ran!
>>36109416>>36109448>>36109462lick it and THEN give it to satori
>>36109444>>36109448>>36109462i begin to look at my piece of cake and begin to lick it, when suddenly, a gap appears in the middle of nowhere.oh, my master's master, yukari, is here!she says to me that ran was worried sick that you've been missing for the past hours or so and has been looking for me for a bit. she says she wasn't expecting me to be down here.uh oh, am i in trouble? what should i say?
>>36109601Tell her about your new friends and the fun things you did.
>>36109601uh ohgive her the cake
>>36109601You were making new friends!
>>36109601Uhh... I was getting cake! For Ran!
>>36109601Tell her about all of the new friends you made, of course!
>>36109657>>36109627at first i panic and say that i wanted to get cake for ran, but yukari begins to giggle. darn, was my lie that easy to figure out?she says to me that people don't go to the underworld to get cake for them, and asks me why i went away from the border and how i ended up down here.>>36109625>>36109633>>36109669i tell her about all the new friends i made, which are all waving to yukari and having fun with each other. yukari giggles and nods, saying that i've made quite a good amount of friends, but it's time to go home.aww, but i don't want to!what should i do before i leave?
>>36109822What he said.
>>36109822>>36109845>>36109887>>36109939i say good bye to everyone and extend my arms outbut suddenly all of them begin to hug me at the same time! wow, this is kinda cramped, but it feels really good!yukari pats my head and tells me it's time to leave, and takes my hand. i wave to everyone saying bye one last time, and they all wave good bye to me as well!
>>36100876I can't remember the last time we had a quest this good.
Top form, this was quite the amazingly enjoyable quest!
>>36110027and that is the end of my fun adventure.the end!
>>36110061What about when we had Cirno Quest?>>36110107Thanks for running OP.
Very good, gonna have to request an archive.
>>36110107Now wasn't that a nice story?>>36110061>>36110100It's very simple and straightforward, and responses were quick.
>>36110138I don't think I was around for that one. I think I'll go scrape the archives for it if I ever have some time to kill.
>>36110107Aww, I was kinda hoping for some Ran/Chen time. Oh well, thanks for the awesome quest!
Thanks for playing, everyone! Thread archived over at suptg. I know a lot of people really wanted Cirno Quest 2, but I have to wait for the right day for that! Hopefully this small quest filled in that gap just a little. The only unused picture I had I accidentally deleted, but the quest was going to start with Ran and Yukari. It's okay though, they showed up at the end!Anyway again, thanks for playing. Hope you enjoyed it!
>>36110291That's OK, we can just post pictures of Yakumo family.
>>36110899And that's all from me. Goodnight everyone!
>>36110517The boundary of lewd has been crossed.
Thanks for the drawquest OP! This is so awesome!