stat me(3.5 preferred)
Holy blast from the past.Makes me want to shave half my pubes and choke my internet down to dialup speeds while looking at porn flashes.
>>36113764My god, that's some ancient internet history right there.How many years ago was it that I used to play those games...
>>36113788>>36113793the 10th anniversary game was recently released so possibly a decade ago
>>36113847only 10/day i would have said its an at will action
>>36113880Sorry, it occurred to me that taken with no context, the comment might have been taken as a threat to OP. But no:Will stab you in the goddamn face/10is probably accurate to the character. The /10 just denotes an excess of quality that numbers cannot quantify, not a times per day limit.
>>36113764Who is this?
>>36113928ah i see
>>36113935someone who predates you being on the internet
>>36113935oh your in for a treat my friendhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/182291
>>36113823>decadethat long? damn>>36113935>>36113962what he said
>>36113971thats just the first of many and they are all great\except megamart fuck that with a spike
>>3611382310 years?Fuck man...
>>36114039for your information i auctualy need this for a game im planing
>>36114039I'm pretty sure that character predates most memes, and reddit for that matter.
>>36114066ok, we are going to need some background on this game
>>36114103oh i havent got past it will be played over at the forkheads forum and it will have slutty mcslut as an npc
>>36114092It predates both 4chan and Reddit.
>>36113971I can't believe i hadn't played the first. Clearly the greatest dating sim in history.
>>36114092>>36114131This was back in the days when Newgrounds was relevant. That's how old it is.
>>36114161i would say the advent of game jams has made newgrounds relevant again
>>36113764I just checked the dates on Newgrounds. July 21, 2004. Holy fuck. I knew it was old but goddamn.
>>36113764Jesus fuck I remember this game
so should i put her down for once per day as a free action induces nostalgia in a group of people
>>36113764Jeeze OP hit me right in the childhood.
>>36113971>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/643020Got my balls cut off for guessing the wrong number/10 bretty gud
>>36114257here a list of all the main series games in orderSex Kitten Sim DateLink: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/182291The original clusterfuck of disaster and bad situations that started it all.Sex Kitten Sim Date 2Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/183864The madness continues, after a round of anal beads!.Sex Kitten Sim Date 3Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/198359The series really picks up from here.Sex Kitten Sim Date 4Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/193776Can things get any crazier?Sex Kitten Sim Date 5Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/204931Well, it just did.Sex Kitten Sim Date 6Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/204585Now approaching the insanity limit...Sex Kitten Sim Date 7http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/204073Warning: Limit achieved. Do not go further.Sex Kitten Sim Date: Insanity!http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/309526I warned you, not to screw with the mailbox.those are the old gens new gens in the next post
>>36114206NostalgerectionsMaybe make her a foul-mouthed spirit that berates you when you summon it.
I can already see that pink succubus licking her... right index finger. Am I right? Anyone playing it right now confirm?
>>36113764i remember this form when i was 12
>>36114276and those are just the main series there were a few side games as wellanyway on to the new erahttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567047http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/545698 (this ones a trip down memory lane of all the previous games)http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/570378http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/579385http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605562http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/622443http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/643020
you know we are always looking for new members at the forkheads forumshttp://www.forkheads.net/portal.php
Fookin' McSlut. I haven't played one of those in forever. I think those are what got me into loli.Time to go dig some up.
>>36114399who is that i know i recognise her
This isn't a nostalgia I expected tonight.
Is it classic porn stuff time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=187EC8mGwgo
>>36114488She's from the new avatar show. I don't watch it so i don't know her name.That pic is also a rule34 pic of her.
>>36114568ah the wonders of croping
>>36114488>>36114568Jinora, Aang's grand daughter.
>>36114580>>36114488Yep. She's pretty much the only good thing to come out of the new avatar.
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
>>36114756This is me in grade 9 baby (yeah)This is me in grade 9 (this is me in grade 9)
>>36114756wait what place has a voting age that young
>>36113764OTHER PEOPLE PLAYED THIS TOO!?Holy crap! This takes me back!Anyone remember Sim Girl too?
>>36114863thats still in active development to although the producers work has been more focused on the sequel which will be a full commercial venture
>>36114727Now, now, Korra and Asami have given us good porn.
>>36114880oh god yes korra has some dam good porn
This is what's great about getting old. I'll read this, forget all of the information and go see the movie. I will enjoy it, half way through the movie I'll forget what the plot is, get confused and go to the parking lot and try to find my car by holding my keys over my head and pushing the panic button until my alarm goes off. Which will scare the shit out of me, and I will think it is a cop, because I already have one arm up. I bring the other hand up and get on the ground, hands behind my back. Then I will fall asleep. The next morning I will find my car, a mere three feet away. I get inside and discover the battery has somehow died, so I call a tow company. After an hour, for some reason, a tow truck shows up and a black man starts running toward my car. He's screaming, so I lock the windows and hide in the back seat. I never realize that I've set myself on fire from the cigarette I forgot that I'd lit twenty minutes ago. I become an hero. This thread is great. My name is George, are there rules on this internet page?
>>36114895im not sure what your talking about anon
>>36113764I blame her for getting me addicted to dominate women.Now I'm stuck lusting after a personality that's rare as fuck and in high demand.
>>36114863>OMG PEOPLE ON 4CHAN LOOK AT HENTAI / PORN AND JACK OFF JUST LIKE ME?!anon. pls.
>>36114939Yup slutcat was my first porn experience and it fucked me in my head.
>>36114929She's probably part of the reason why I'm so attracted to short hair. Which is also rare as fuck, and high in demand (by lesbians).
>>36114972It's probably for the best since short hair is fucking amazing.
>>36114972>>36114982speaking of which where is that chracter from?plus we need to stat her>>36113764 for OP
>My dad's face when he's explaining internet history to 12yo me after finding my over9000 porn links and opens this one at random.
>>36115008he was just mad that meant no New SF from Playboy to borrow for his Traveller game
>>36114863>Anyone remember Sim Girl too?Remember how the final sex scene was actually a separate link so you didn't even need to play the game for what, at the time, was an amazing video?
>>36115003its from sex kitten
>>36114863>>36115063The nostalgia in this thread is potent enough to knock out an adult manchild.
>>36114756ouch, anon. right in the nostalgia
>>36115080I mean the actual art assets representing that character
>>36115112oh well i think the art was made by forkheads but im not sure i think the character is actually older then that from a really old eroge
I knew this game was good and famous, but how much does this game define 4chan?Like, take a minute to think. It's weeb as fuck, has weird humor and porn, doesn't make sense to anyone besides an especific group of people, normally a person would look at it and think of shitty porn and move away.But slutty mcslut is still in our hearts.She gave use our first kinks and bizarre sense of humor.Damn.
>>36115133plus if you think about, she was a strong character. Knew what she wanted, and fought for it, using any means necessary.
>>36115152In the most nonsense way, with the most porn she could use. And this is how i will live my life from now on.
>>36115152heh one of the greatest strong female characters was from porntake that feminists
>>36115167Is this the part where we sell her as a feminist icon of female strength and dominance to retards. And then, after they adopt her as one of their poster children for female characters in gaming, we tell them that Slutty McSlut was from a 2004 porn game and is a heavy coke user?
>>36115191oh my god yes this must happen
>>36115196it will be even more glorious then the male tears mugs
>>36115196>>36115191first we need a summary of her skills and accomplishments.
>>36113971I need to figure out where he pulled the pics from. No doubt there has to be more.
>>36115206But we must be careful in wording it. No mention of obtaining many drugs or porn can be made. Just vague descriptors such as "her goal" or "her desire"
>>36115206killed an airport full of terrorists
>>36115228mastered the use of powerful teleportation stones
>>36115228single handedly discovered and shut down a drug running operation.
>>36115226i just got the op image off google as for more of the games>>36114276>>36114306plus theres more side games in adition to these
>>36115227mix that with >>36115228didn't she also rescue the PC a few times from hostage situations?Skills(?): Explosive Mastery Arcane knowlage Batman Detetive skills
>>36115249yep she often helps you out
>>36115249She also comes up with all of the plans and does "almost all of the work"
> mfw my sister introduced me to porn flashes and we beated sim girls and all sex kitten games with sibling power> mfw we are super bro to this day and have an healty relationship and partnership> mfw i never liked incest and had the perfect oportunity and would never act on it> mfw showed her this thread and she is downloading this shit for nostalgia effect
>>36115259Good on you. I never in my wildest dreams would ever ever want to look at porn with my sister.
>>36115259You motherfucker.Make a damn move.
>>36115282oh god your right i have failed the cat pun godswhich is really surprising because cat puns are my favourite kind of pun
>>36115270We were kids. Porn was some kind of alien concept.But we have open talks about sex betwen us, so there is that. Never really was something important. But i do agree slutty mcslut is a great influence in a childs psyche.
>>36115298thats going right on the quote list
>>36115257>>36115249I think we are on to something here
>>36115296You will never find furgiveness.
>>36115124ah worked out the name shes from gals fronter she did not always have the slutty mcslut name in fact im pretty sure her personality was complelty difrent its just her appearance that was stolen
>>36115334is that spelled right anon?
I must find the kind soul that gave us this games. Fuck, he MUST be on 4chan somewhere.Bless you, wherever you are.
>>36115348no its not i meant frontier
>>36115352it was klacid he got a wife and kid and left us
>>36115449ony one that is showing up is maccross
>>36115480but fear not for the great yomtoxic brings us the new games
>>36115489heres a nice history for youhttp://www.forkheads.net/viewtopic.php?f=56&t=13645
>mfw other people recognize the shitty flash porn you used to watch>mfw i still fap to it to this very day in addition to regular porn
>>36114756>That entire list>Not a single nostalgia>18 in 2001No wonder.Can you do one for adults?
>>36115249her games teach children useful trivia
>>36115609>>36115249>>36115257>>36115255OP did ask Us to stat her, so lets get cooking
>>36115621It's for 3.5, so the six core stats and a class are to start.Barbarian?
>>36113764I wish she was real ;_; I liked being abused by her.
>In middle school>Playing this in computer lab after schoolThanks, OP.Memories.
>>36115621that i did although to be fair the first and fourth posts you quoted there were me
>>36115638Don't worry, Anon, there's more like her...
>>36115635she would be multilclassed into quite a few thingsalso core stats are varely rarely worked out in these threads theres like one guy that does them most off us just work out abilitys and stuff
>>36115649sorry about that
>>36115655>That comicI've blown my load to her more times then I can count. Why cant girls be more sadistic in real life?
>>36115666eh you did nothing wrong anon i was just making a statment
The creepy thing about this to me is the fact that I was reminded of this shit like YESTERDAY and went looking for it and other shitty old flash stuff.And then I return to /tg/ for the first time in months, and this is the very first thread I see.
>>36115667They are. They're just not so cute at it.
>>36115692heh well we hope that convinces you to stay this time
>>36115692/tg/ - you don't even need the other boards.
>>36115721I love this place
>>36115736And i love your buttholeno homo
>>36114756I FEEL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
>>36115667>>36115699The loli curse that follows their blessing; they are perfect but fictional.
>>36115821tis a crying shame
ive noticed that theres a few people its hard to get stats out of in a stat me thread
>>36114756No. I will not feel old again.
>>36116152wait a few hours, repop will add stats
>>36113764Holy ShitI never realized how famous Slutty McSlut was outside of Newgrounds
>>36115635Warlock. Or possibly sorcerer considering her tits hold the power of the magic good.Also high charisma for convincing people: "LET'S WATCH PORNO"Possibly CN or CG, considering her relationship to a certain lawful character named Sucky Fucko
>>36116395im pretty sure all tits hold the power of magic good
>>36115555I was going to say something witty, but instead:Dubquads denied.
>>36116567all penises for that matter tonot even the producers themselves have any fucking idea what magic good is
>>36116287indeed he will
>>36114887did someone said Shadman?
>>36116859You know no one did.
>>36116873i did it now
>>36116859They said good porn, so obviously not.
>>36116859i thought shadman was star wars did he move onto korra thats cool
>>36116971no wait im thinking of shabby blue
>>36115279Did you not read the part where anon has no interest in incest?
>>36117006it seems he did not
What are good straight female PC dating sims?>>36115259Tell us about times you had the opportunity.
>not going to the mall to play DDR and hit on minors
Do you guys remember Orgasm Girl? That shit was the dark souls of hentai flash games.>you will never post on the newgrounds forums and feel a sense of community again
>>36117373whats stopping you now
>>36117373Orgasm Girl was pretty much fucking impossible to beat back then.
>>36117373theres a sexual you know
>>36117409Because have you looked at the newgrounds forums recently? It's not great
>>36117410I watched a friend beat it once, although he used a guide
>>36117430i will have a look it cant be as bad as rpg.net
>>36117436and even then its still hard
>>36116287about when does he usualy get here
>>36117460>repopI think he means re populationmore anons mean better stats
>>36117477ah i see that makes sense
>>36117502you know it could be a good thing if it takes a long time to get some stats we can keep the conversation going going under the pretense of not having any stats yet
>>36117429I am aware.There was also a Frank's Adventure 4 which was really dumb
>>36117282I don't know about "good" but i think steam actually has two. But they're weird, one involves alpacas and the other pigeons or something.
>tfw anons get smug that they remember crappy hentai game series, while most of them don't even know where the characters and graphics were ripped fromYou disappoint me, people.
>>36117643Hatoful boyfriend is actually pretty good.
>>36117676i have not played it but i have heard nothing but praise
>>36117676>>36117767It's very over-advertised though. I did check it out. It's quite tongue-in-cheek and not that bad but to be honest - below quality of professional, higher-tier, commercial visual novel. Mileage may vary, but sometimes I felt more restricted by certain available choices than it was with many other titles.If you're into VNs (for girls), you should give it a go. But I would't claim nor expect anything really wonderful.
>>36117883Did you get to the "true" ending?
>>36117676It seems i misremembered, the alpaca one isn't on steam (anymore?) and you play a male hitting on alpacas.
>>36118041I like that one where you play the last human, a teenage girl, on a world with giant pidgeons. Inteligent giant pidgeons that you go to school with. And find out that your teacher is a canibal when eating chicken at his house before he tries to murder you.
>>36118187thats hatoful boyfriend
>>36118347Oh. I suck at remembering names.
>>36118358im the same but for people
>>3611489510/10 would go to the movies with again.
>>36114756God damn this pasta is some nostalgia at this point.
>>36118525i do wonder what it had to do with the thread though
>>36118817wait thats pasta ive never even seen it before
COLLECT THE PANTIES ANONS! AND LIGHTBULBS, FUCK WE NEED LIGHTBULBS...
>>36115655>Dat DoujinShe's like the perfect Dom. Absolutely sadistic, yet doesn't want to truly break her Sub. Even tones it down when it looks like he isn't enjoying it enough. No wonder the guy fell head over heels for her.
>>36115667>Why cant girls be more sadistic in real life?I knew a ball-buster who was pretty sadistic to guys, even ones she wasn't dating. She was also like 5'4" and never managed to weigh more than 100 lbs. She once made my DM chug the pepper water in those banana pepper bottles they have at Steak 'n' Shake.
>>36115655What is this from?
>>36118972Word.>>36119325Reverse image search. First two reasults lead back to 4chan (who would have guessed). 3rd should give you sauce.
>>36119272That pepper water is baby spice. I'll accept her as a true sadist when she forces a dude to chow down on a ghost chilli. Bonus points if she goes higher, like make em' eat a "moruga scorpion" or a "Carolina Reaper". Now THAT is putting a man through hell.
This thread has once more reminded me that /tg/ is the board where I belong.
>>36119981Odd, because it's a clear sign that you guys need to leave.
>>36114325I used to go on there a bunch when I was younger. I stuck with it through a couple iterations but eventually gave up.Are any of the old users still around? PKB, CBP, Hanzo, etc?>tfw I got a shout-out in this flashhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/522824Fucking. Nostalgia. Bombs.Anyone else think Galaxy Angel sim-date was the best one?
>>36113764After all these years, I have no idea if that's a real character from something or what. I just remember her from the same shit that we all do.
>>36114325Time has not been kind to phpBB forums. They all look like garbage now.
>>36114863I'm pretty sure it's baby's first porno flick of this generation
>>36120902Pretty sure that title sould go to Bible Black.
>>36120934> implying Bible black isn't god tier pornMight be entry level hentai, but god damn if 13 years old me wasn't happy about it.
>>36119671I remember those comics.
>>36113971>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/182291Man, I remember this. i thought I was younger when this game came out, but I guess I was 15... I used to play this and all the other stupid dating sims on Newgrounds.
>>36115270You know what? As strange as it sounds (not really since this is /tg/) some of the first Hentai I saw was with my sister.I remember watching Dark City and some how we were not weirded out in the least bit by it.
>>36119395It's not much of a story. She's a creepy bitch who verbally abuses all of her boyfriends until she finds someone she'd rather be banging. She also liked to mistreat my DM because he's the kind of awkwardly polite wimp who has thanked police officers for tickets. Her weaknesses are marijuana and her best friend, who she blindly follows, even to the other end of the country. This is all very unrelated to the thread but it doesn't matter because this thread is barely related to /tg/.
there was a sport the difference" hentai game on newgrounds that I recently refound.I always wanted to know what the song was called from it>http://wetpussygames.com/adult-games/hentai-layout-2.html
Slutty +5Slut +2Mc +1
>>36119671Shit... that must real feel... It is more worst than rubbing on eyes after touching the chili powder...
>>36113788>tfw remembered Frank's adventure 10th anniversary a day late
>>36113764because of this thread I replayed the vegas one, holy shit these take me backI'm glad we don't have to suffer to get porn anymore
>>36115736Be sure to check out the WIP threads
>>36114756> this faggot doesn't play Halo 2 co-op on legendary
Holy shit. I'm getting old. Fuck you nostalgia. Fuck you right up the ass. Is this why old people never shut up about radios?
>>36119627A ghost chili would literally kill you.Settle for insanity sauce.
>>36124149Pretty sure chugging insanity sauce isn't really a good idea either.
>>36114880>old hags>good pornPick one
>>36124208I gave my coworker a smoothie with insanity sauce in it.Fucker sniffed it and didnt drink it, who the fuck sniffs a smoothie?
>>36124257Pretty much anyone, if it's got enough insanity sauce in it.
>>36124149Ghost peppers aren't that bad. Look up The Four Horseman Burger from Chunky's Burgers in San Antonio. It's pretty rough, but not the hottest thing I've eaten. The 500,000 scoville Triple Atomic Wings at Quaker Steak & Lube are certainly up there. Hell, I've got some 2 million scoville hot sauce in the kitchen called Flashbang. Now THAT is some serious yellow cake uranium weapons grade shit. Take one drop of that and eat it straight. It'll trigger enough dopamine and adrenalin as a pain response to actually get you a wee bit high. It'll give you more energy than two pots of high test coffee.
>>36124625Shame there isn't really much of spicy food here, just "not really shortening your lifespan" grade peppers. I want to go the next level.
>>36124625How high on the scoville is tear gas? I thought it was made from ghost peppers.I can eat a Habanero straight, but that's about all the hot I cana take
>>36124740I think that they are supposed to be between 30-50 million.
>>36124740SABRE Red, one of the most common pepper sprays used by major US police departments, is 2 million scovilles. Tear gas can be made of a number of nasty chemicals, not just capsaicin.
Well a few threads have influenced me this week.I'm going to play a catslut bikini paladin for my next character.
>>3612603710/10. would do coke with, watch porn and hold hands.
>>36126037>chaotic lewd>lawful slut
>>36121014I must be a mutant, because I never liked Bible Black very much.
>>36119372i would have guessed
>>36113764I'd still like to know were the actual character came from before the flash game.
>>36127034I give it points for having plenty of futa on girl without two feet cocks.
>>36119998have you no sense of nostalgia anon
>>36120189a few of them are still there
>>36127117I'll give it that, since it was the reason I checked it out in the first place. But I just didn't like the overall feel I suppose.
>>36120934you know i still have not watched bible black
>>36121433its probably a lot weirder when its live action porn
>>36121549dam straight you dont need the other boards anymore anything can be made /tg/ related with a stat me thread
>>36122332op here of course why the fuck did i not think to try risus
>>36123737pretty much yeah
>>36124315yeah you notice the smell straight away and then sniff it to get further info
>>36127085read the thread, anon.>>36113764Lessee, Chaotic NeutralActually the physical embodiment of that alignment Catfolk. These things are givens.Probably Bard, maybe some Barbarian in the mix too.Stats...>STR 16ish, she's pretty strong.>Dex 19, because psycho hyper catgirl>Con 66, With the amount of drugs she can handle, her con and fort save are going to be through the goddamned ROOF. We're talking Slaanesh levels here...>Int 14, she's kinda smart. Not SUPER GENIUS, but pretty smart.>Wis 2, her grasp of what makes an actual "Good idea" is decidedly poor, and tends to lead to doomsday or explosions, usually both. Made up for, however, by>CHA 70, because she can get you to go along with ALL of her plans, no matter how deranged or borderline suicidal they seem.
>>36115259You lucky bastard. My sister is an useless, insufferable cunt at the best of times.
>>36127117I take points away because the futa have no balls. I can't stand dickgirls with no balls. It just looks wrong.And I don't really like it if they have both sets, too; I prefer them to have one or the other.
> tfw you played the Love Hina simdate not knowing it was based on an anime until almost a year later.> tfw you prefer the simdate to the anime
>>36127675I'm not alone! It just seems bizarre and chimeric to have both. One complete set looks natural and realistic.
Speaking of nostalgia. . .
>>36127567Quoted anon here. I think it came from our education or something like that.She's still bro-tier.
>>36127825What's the education that makes sisters, or siblings in general, bro-tier?
>>36126037>a catslut bikini paladin
>>36114276Damn that speedclick in the second one is friggin impossible and I don't trust any speedclick download
>>36127825Nothing to do with education, I guarantee you. We were both raised the same way, but she's lazy as fuck and acts like a spoiled brat even though she's 22.
>>36127872Another anon here. Basically shared hardships and suffering are what made my sybling bro-tier. Not quite "would watch porn together" level, but we would stick together and watch each others back no matter what.
>>36119627Moruga scorpions are pretty painful, though honestly the gas build-up is significantly worse than the heat.Now if you cut a small chunk of one and try it in oil when you cook your meatballs it makes for a bitchin pasta.
>>36127894me too anon. . . me too. . .
>>36127872>>36127956>>36127962The porn thing was totally non sexual.Also, the education thing...Not only your parents education, but the friends you make, the games you play, the books, the movies, the partners... all this shit help change who you are.It just so hapen that we used to play a lot of games and MMOs.
>mfw me and my sister can't stand the sight of each other because it reminds us of our shared shitty childhood
>>36124396Ah, the progenitor of Super Deepthroat.
I want the opening theme of ganguro girl playing in my funeral.Don't lie, you remember it.
>>36128599I know I'm going to look it up when I get home. I played that way more than I should have.
>>36114862Democrats using your name.
>>36128599>tfw no ganguro gf
>>36127875omg I literally love this I didn't think anyone else read it
>>36130667Dat doujin is why I love catgirls. How can anyone hate on such a good girl?
>>36118005That shit was fucked up. Why did I cry for birds.
Sweet baby jesus this thread takes me back. I was playing this shit before I even knew what porn was. Goddamn sometimes I still go back to Newgrounds and browse just for a nostalgia fap.
>>36127481those look good
>>36127876yeah ive never liked them either but they tone them down later on so that its just a formality you would have to be stupidly slow to not get themthe one you were refering to is doable after a while but the one in megamart is imposable
>>36127876>Damn that speedclick in the second one is friggin impossibleDude what? I got it on the second try with 33 clicks.
>>36114276> Playing #2> "How many planets are in the solar system?"> tfw pluto was still a planet when this came out. . .
>>36134040indeed now thats nostalgia
Oh fuck, I'd post Story Time about how I got caught first time in my life while "playing" this but I'm on phone.
>>36135018What about being on the phone?Write it or i will cut your balls and play golf with your asshole, fuckhead.I will wait watching pr0n!
>>36135050It takes too long and I'm pretty busy.Later when I get home and thread still up.
you know theres not just the hentai games to be nostalgic about there was also lesson of passion although thats a little bit older
>>36113764Oh my god my childhood.Holy fuck. I feel so goddamn old now.
I remember these games. They were shit.
>>36135968you seem to be in the minority anon
>>36135968they were shit to fap to, but they were fucking hilarious.
>>36135968They were absolute shit, but it's an endearing kind of shit that belongs solely to the realm of times that people think were actually better than the present, but were actually just as shitty.In other words, nostalgia goggles.But I have them too, and even if it was awful it was a good kind of awful. I'm happy to remember how awful it was and how much fun I had with it regardless.
>>36136028Compared to the other flash games of 2004, some where really well made. Sim girl was surprisingly complex for that time.
>>36136028I'm not saying that I don't like them. Just that they were shit. Which was the one that was set up like a Trivial Pursuit board where every house you went to quizzed you on a different field of knowledge? That one was my favorite because the weeaboo house was so funny.
>>36136069Why precisely do you feel a need to bitch at other peoples' nostalgia?Do you just enjoy being contrary?It wasn't a feat of technological brilliance or an amazingly-crafted epic just to be enjoyable. It was shit. Sim girl was also shit. But we enjoyed them both anyway, and trying to split hairs and say "this particular lump of shit is by far superior to its' peers" is just obnoxious.Let people nostalgia in peace.
>>36136116It wasn't required to be a feat*Sorry. I'm tired and half-drunk.
>>36136116I never bitched about the games, dude.I'm just saying that some porn games where surprisingly well made comparing to most non-porn flash games of that time, and the work people can invest for porn. Something that is still true to this day.I don't get why you got defensive, i agree with you.
>>36136209Whew. Alrighty, then. I suppose I went overboard. I interpreted your post as bitching.Sorry about that.Here. Have hardtack.
>>36119671I wonder what kissing her would be like. Would it feel good or would you feel the burn of her spiciness? Would you even mind? She is cute after all.
So... no one is going to stat her?
>>36137873this anon did>>36127481it took a long time for it to happen though
>>36117598Farming for titsbeer was fucking brutal. But not as "Aah the jungle, the jungle" ;_;