"I'm here, I'm finally here. I'll stop him whatever the cost"---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Getting a hold of the pillarman's plundered body and planting your feet firmly on the ground you slam him against the Throne Room's door with your supermanly might.The doors collapse, revealing the throned room. It's completely white, with gold adorning every corner and detail. It's composed of a throne, with a phalic motif to it's legs and back-rest, a large gorilla sized bed completely covered in sex toys, and well... them.The Heavenly Six.>Queen Saint Punch Rockgroin, General of Heaven's Hosts and loli shapeshifter futa.>King Slab Bulkhead, Former Devil King and fabulous holy vampire>Princess Imouto Bulkhead>Princess Sugar, Former Elf Queen and Former Male>Princess Hamburgia, ruler of all hamburger kind and master of condiments>Princess/Prince Devon, Trapmaster of the realm and leader of the sexually confused legionsThey're all standing there, watching your every movement, sizing you up and trying to see just how powerful you are.Well, you're sure they'll find out soon enough.You walk in there, holding the Buttjolnir in one hand and the Pillarman in the other. They don't even flinch at your advance, so you throw the pillarman to elicit some reaction.The Imouto just flicks her wrist and a huge energy field appears around them, shielding them from the impact.Shit, this might not be so easy after all."What brings you here? State your motives, beast" says the Princess.>So, brave yautja, how do you respond? What do you do?LAST THREADS HERE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20Quest
>>36399750"I'm going to rape you all, obviously."
>>36399852Congratulations!You're the first poster!
>>36399750"I'm here to eat that Heavenly Loli, and rape your cohorts in the name of the true gods of Assgard!"
>>36399750>"I cannot allow you to expand this haven. Paradise is to be earned through living in toil. For you, though, can be made the exception of dying in battle, and fighting the rest of your days in Analhalla, my paradise.">"And so, I challenge you! May the bravest of you step forth, and I'll kill the rest later."
"I came here to fuck lolis and drink koolaid.And I'm all out of koolaid."
>>36399896>>36399852"I'm going to rape you all in the name of the true gods of Assgard, obviously. And once I'm done with that I'll eat that heavenly loli."Their responses are mixed, some fear, others outrage... except for the Queen, she seems unfazed, which is odd considering you just told them all you'd rape and devour her.The princess Imouto starts whining:"How DARE you step into this sacred hall, corrupting our palace with your presence! You wish to see heaven on earth crumble?Is that what you wish heathen?""I cannot allow you to expand this heaven. Paradise is to be earned through living in toil. For you, though, can be made the exception of dying in battle, and fighting the rest of your days in Analhalla, my paradise." Suddenly you became a bit less ridiculous than normal, I'm sure it'll pass though."And how will you do to stop us, freak? A dance off perhaps?" Says the King, Slab."I challenge you to a manly fight! May the bravest of you step forth, as promised I'll rape and kill you all, then feast upon your queen.""HOW DARE YOU..." Oh they all started throwing insults, what a bunch of pussies.Well, time is wasted in banter, better to go beat them into submission right now...Something is not right.You spot a weird light coming from the glass ceilings, what could it be?In a matter of seconds you find out. Faster than the eye can see it a figure blasts through the window, covered in electricity.It smashes into the floor, maybe a gundam seed missile that too long to fall? No, it is moving.Before you stands a robotic loli, no longer made of flesh she can't empower you from devouring her, and her strength seems considerable, afterall she just fell from the sky covered in fucking lightning."Stop! Kraghammer-san, I beg you, stop this madness!"What the fuck."What did you come to do here in New Heaven Kraghammer-san? Destroy more lives, like you did to me?">1/2
>>36400177>"Who's THIS bitch?"
Yumi here to mediate things and look sexy. >tfw your favorite character isn't the MC, or any of the past MCs.
>>36400177You give her the short version:"I came here to fuck lolis and drink koolaid.And I'm all out of koolaid."She's dumbfounded by your answer. After a couple seconds waiting for her i7 processors to comprehend that madness you just said she starts yammering again:"Stop this! Stop this evil! Why must you do this? Why can you comprehend this is bad?""Who are you annyway bitch?""I'm Yumi don't you remember me? Back in the glorious land of Japan we..." She continues with her story.Oh god this is annoying.You gotta fix this somehow...>Convince her she's wrong and you're right, and a sexy badass (roll 3d666, best of three)>Ask her something? Why would you make her talk more? Eh whatever>BEAT. THE LIVING FUCK. OUTTA HER ASS (roll 3d666, best of three as well)
>>36400229I hope she becomes the MC. I like how our MCs have a pattern of beating the past MC into submission.
Rolled 344, 349, 119 = 812 (3d666)>>36400248>Convince her she's wrong and you're right, and a sexy badass (roll 3d666, best of three)Just suck my dick already.
Rolled 663, 570, 616 = 1849 (3d666)>>36400248>Send her sweet ass flying with our hammer.
>>36400248>Ask her something? Why would you make her talk more? Eh whatever>Ask her something"Where have you been all my life?"
>>36400277Let's hope the next anons roll better eh?>>36400284Aaaand we have a winner>>36400286Kek
>>36400284>663/666Poor Yumi just can't catch a break.
Bathroom break and I'm writing.
>>36400277>>36400284>>36400286A great idea comes to your mind: maybe you can convince this bitch that you're the good guy here!It's a brilliant plan surely she'll help you kick the shit outta these heaven pussies."Hey bitch, how bout you listen to me. You see I'm the fucking good guy here, these fucks are just representing some false gods. Join me and you'll have UNLIMITED POWER. Just like the Assgardian gods promised me, come on you know you want UNLIMITED POWER!""But what about the..." You don't let her finish"Come the fuck on, just accept and suck my dick already">349/666That settles it, the mention of your penis. The one penis that destroyed her anus, the one penis that gave her pleasure beyond human comprehension... No. Her duty is to Japan first, humanity second, and her carnal pleasure third."I'll never allow you to succeed in your plans. I should've known you were beyond reason, die foul creature!"She charges you, electricity rippling through the air, her speed comparable to your own. She has a pretty good guard and could probably evade a strike of yours, so you try a new tactic."Where have you been all my life?" You ask her suddenly.The confusion makes her drop her guard>663/666And you just swat her aside like a bug with your Buttjolnir. She flies right through the wall and off into the horizon.You might have overdone the strength a bit, or maybe you channeled a bit of Satan's power, who knows, who cares.That matter aside, now your focus is on the Heavenly Six:>Say something to them?>CHAAAARGE. BUTTS FOR THE BUTT GODS, LOLIS FOR THE LOLI THRONE>Fuck this shit, do something special for this situation (what? ideas? fun shit?)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're Yumi Hiragawa, and you just crash landed on a goat farm in Ireland.The only reason you survived was your electric forcefield, thanks Nihon Science!
Is my speed doing ok? Or am I taking too long?Also this might be the last update, I really need to go to bed early.
>>36400537You're doing fine. I'm actually headed to bed soon as well. Someone else shall have to take over
>>36400537You're doing just fine, but Yumi's last name is Kuroneko.>>36400521>As you can see, you are no match for the power of me and Buttjolnir, godly hammer of Butts.
>>36400569Eh, if someone bumps it a bit through the night and it is still around tomorrow someone will pick it up in the morning. If no one does I'll be around at 10 AM EST.>>36400590>black cat.Well fuck, my bad. Lost track of that in last thread.
>>36400521>Say something to them?"You have seen the power of Assgard. Submit, and you will be permitted to enjoy your anal annihilation."
>>36400590>KuronekoNo, no, no! It was Fushichou. Stop spreading L&M!
>>36400685I realise I might just be slow on the uptake but the two surnames in the other thread have been Wasaki and Hiragawa
>>36400730It was actually agreed that her surname was Umezawa.
>>36400649>>36400590>>36400569You're Yumi Hiragawa and... wait no, was it Wasaki? Kuroneko? Fushicou? Umezawa?Who am I. Your head hurts,none of those are your name. That is the name someone gave you...What is your true name? Your memories are fading in and out, confused with the memories of someone else. Maybe... Maybe you could take a new name, be someone else, you don't know who you are so that could be good.>New name. I'm someone else now, embrace the fade (Write in for name)>No... I'm who I am! Hold onto your memories>Embrace the weird memories of... pleasure.... YOU KNOW YOU DESIRE IT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're Kraghammer von Shortsmash, and you're ready to rock some heavenly pussies."As you can see, you are no match for the power of me and Buttjolnir, godly hammer of Butts." You calmly explain, as they watch from a distance. The energy field is still up, that might be troublesome."Come on now, you have seen the power of Assgard. Submit, and you will be permitted to enjoy your anal annihilation!"They don't seem to enjoy the idea. Well, this worked worse than expected.What to do then boss?>Charge their puny shield!>Challenge them to a MANLY duel!>Make a ritual circle and invoke your Assgardian patrons
>>36400830>Spin Buttjolnir to give it some speed, then throw it at the puny force field!
>>36400830>Embrace the weird memories of... pleasure....>New name. I'm someone else now, embrace the fade Both works well, we can start a new life of cybernetic pleasure as Ellie O'Danson. To fit the new locale, of course.---------------------------------->Make a ritual circle and invoke your Assgardian patronsRectalOdin give us strength!
>>36400830>Embrace the weird memories of... pleasure.... YOU KNOW YOU DESIRE IT +>>36400869
>>36400830>No... I'm who I am! I am Yumi. I am you, and you are me. I am all of me. Hold onto my memories, even the weird memories of... pleasure, for they are part of me as well.
>>36400830>New name. I'm someone else now, embrace the fade (Write in for name)>I always did like Kuroneko>Charge their puny shield!I secretly want to watch Kraghammer fall
>>36400924I do too, Loli Queen of Heaven is purest character and should remain as such.
Rolled 46 (1d69)>>36400924>>36400914>>36400901>>36400895>>36400869Alright I'll write now,Roll me 7d100
>>36400946Well, I'm not too worried because I can't really see Kraghammer being able to defeat Imouto let alone the King and Queen. It's not like Imouto lost her powers when she ascended, if anything her holy status made her MORE poweful
Rolled 100, 11, 20, 100, 84, 35, 80 = 430 (7d100)>>36400975I hope Yumi keeps her personal name.
Rolled 25, 23, 25, 83, 81, 69, 9 = 315 (7d100)>>36400975So many dice
>>36400993>>36400975>>36401002Oh right. It's best of three, so it's best for you guys if you make 3 rolls.Kekekekekekekeke
Rolled 99, 52, 31, 62, 40, 20, 78 = 382 (7d100)>>36400993I too think she should remain named Yumi, though surname is up for grabs
Rolled 89, 87, 63, 14, 75, 60, 37 = 425 (7d100)>>36400975Dice dice dice
Rolled 22, 81, 59, 14, 48, 6, 55 = 285 (7d100)>>36401022Rolling for Yumi O'Danson
>>36401062>>36401040>>36401035>>36401002>>36400993Sure she stays Yumi, choose a new surname
Rolled 97, 43, 83, 3, 53, 47, 4 = 330 (7d100)>>36401022Rolling a second time for >>36401062...
Rolled 90, 100, 97, 78, 50, 78, 70 = 563 (7d100)>>36401092Rolling for Yumi Kuroneko!
Rolled 95, 18, 46, 55, 22, 80, 96 = 412 (7d100)>>36401092And a third, final time for Yumi O'Danson
>>36401092Well, if it's a life of perversion ahead, she may as well remain Kuroneko.
>Back to Yumi, 2 for pleasure, 2 for new name, 1 for REMEMBERYou're... someone else. Yes, you're certain of it you name is Yumi Kuroneko, and you'll accept the pleasure The dark energies surround your body, twisting your form into something... luscious.Large breast and ample hips, your cybernetic parts are now more organic. Not like human flesh however, they are dark andsmooth, and they feel so good when you touch them. Your dripping wet holes exhale a sweet aroma, attracting all kinds of beings. The goats come to you, but they're not what you want.What you want is far away from here.Four large tentacles erupt from your back and form into wings, and you fly off into the air.You're heading down to New Heaven, you're taking Krag into you.Plus the place could use some more... darkness .You guess pleasure has it's perks...------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->100,52,31You are Kraghammer, and you're really tired of this shit.Grabbing your trusty buttjolnir you focus your manly power into it. Energy surrounds it, lightning and manliness seeping off into the world.It's Hammer Time.You start spinning your body, swinging the weight of your arms and the hammer to propell yourself. Soon you reach supersonic speeds, and that's when you let go.The hammer flies right into the barrier, and as it easily breaks... the first layer? Oh wow the thing has layers, great.Well, as it breaks it you see a bit of fear show up in Imouto's face.You roar and focus your asgardian powers into fueling the hammer. It breaks another layer, but they get denser as you go further in it seems. You crack the third one but it seems impossible to destroy....More... power..>100Finally you focus so much power that you wreck the third layer. But it shows no signs of stopping and you're already exhausted. >1/2
>>36401274I didn't think the path of pleasure would lead to corruption! You've pulled a Fenoxo on us!
>>36401274The hammer falls to the ground, magically returning to your hands.You reevaluate your options, it seems forcing your way through will be harder than first thought.But you're strong of will, you need to take that loli. It's the only way you can achieve your final form, it's the only way to save manliness forever.What to do, noble warrior?>Fuck this shit, summon Assgard.>HAMMER, HARDER, FUCK YOU, FUCKING WALL>Do something else?
>>36401274No one wanted pleasure to mean that.
>>36401274>Tainting pure, neutral-aligned YumiTits are nice, but Heaven should stay heavenly!
Rolled 99 (1d666)>>36401307>>36401321Who said anything about corruption?The little voice in her head wasn't her, it was something else.And it wasn't something exactly evil, she just wants fun Heaven is too uptight for her and her matron's tastes is all
>>36401312>Do something else?The energy field has proven difficult. We must distract Imouto with sexiness and, when her power wavers, strike.
>>36401359We wanted her to acknowledge that it felt good, not to give in to demons.
>>36401359>99>The numbers of the LordYou know what path must be taken, Elevicus. This wrong can be righted.
>>36401391No players. Only you can do it, when the time comes.Will you face something older than god itself?Will you turn Yumi back?It's up to you toSAVE THE DAMSEL
>>36401312Seconding >>36401364. Lower their defenses, hit them when they're good and aroused.
>>36401389Sorry about the misunderstanding.She's not lost though, like I said I won't retcon for the sake of some semblance of continuity, but you guys can save her.I thought the point came across that it was kind of supernatural shit going on, guess I wasn't clear enough
>>36401411Y'know what? I'll do it right now.You're Yumi... Yumi Kuroneko! Yes, that's your name, and you're still you! And you are a cybernetic young woman out for revenge who likes it in the butt. Oh man, do you like it in the butt. Vengeance first, though. You have to stop that ass-man from shitting on everything!
>>36401470If we're going to purify Yumi, we have to do it the right way. QMs wax and wane, but this is not the way of Kabbalah. The time shall come.
>>36401470Come on dude.Choices lead to things, I know you don't like it but just play the thing.You can save your waifu, she'll be changed, probably more open to sexual things but she'll be back to her old self.
>>36401499We shouldn't have been given the choices yet. Yumi needed to wait her turn before she became an MC.
>>36401470I ain't happy with corrupting either, but you've got to see this through. On that note, it is rather late out and it may be best to continue this in the morning. Or tomorrow afternoon, since starting in the morning stagnated Quest #2 for a good while.>>36401499Although, I do sort of agree with >>36401518, I prefer one MC at a time. Even if this path was taken, it'd have been better to see Kraghammer defeated first.
Rolled 1 (1d69)>>36401459>>36401364Alright rolling for arousal>>36401518It's coming.
>>36401553>Natural oneDry like the fucking Kalahari.
>>36401553Oh wow.Fuck me that's interesting, writing
>>36401499Look, we just wanted to be a buttslut, not a semen demon. And you were really unclear with what that memories part meant! She certainly did have memories of pleasure from her time with Kraghammer. We just wanted to keep those memories with us, and not throw them away. They were part of us.
>>36401649Does it count as a buttslut if it wasn't actually anal?
>>36401649Look, I too am upset that Yumi grew breasts was 'corrupted' but there is no need to retcon in a quest with so fluid a plotline as this. >>36401700But it was anal
>>36401730I hope that consequences for the choices will be made clearer in the future and not sprung at us while we're laughing at how a character is having an identity crisis because the QM couldn't remember her name.
>>36401730>The joke was that Kraghammer though he was fucking a man's butt, but he was fucking her pussy.>See: cute and pink, 'unique taste of his pucker', "you gasp in wonder from how tight yet moist his butt is"
>>36401759Well, they may or they may not, remember it's not a single QM running this so this kind of thing can vary wildly. Suffice to say though that I imagine Elevicus won't make this mistake again.
>>36401730It wasn't actually anal, but Kraghammer thought it was.>>36401759I think the 'not remembering name' thing came from the fact that Yumi had two surnames even in the last thread, and people were joking about it changing all the time here.
>>36401780It was anal, I think rimming should feature in more quests.
>>36401811>I think rimming should feature more in quests.Oh Kabbalah quest, how odd and wonderful you are.You certainly fooled me and >>36401808 though.
Rolled 20, 43, 84, 56, 51 = 254 (5d100)Sexy time then, it's the only tool you've got left.First you take off some oil from your hidden sack of beauty products. With a flex of well, all the muscles in your body, the remains of your tuxedo blow up. A tanned and manly fisiculturist yauja's body is displayed, truly a sight to behold.You start caressing your body while covering it in oil. Dancing in a pulsating form, you shake your hips back and forth, back and...Well they're not impressed."Those amateur tricks won't work on us." Says the ImoutoCould it be..."Yes that's right. The blessings of Baby Jesus and Queen Punch make us immune to such foul tactics" she continues."I guess it's time I cleaned the ..." Slab moves to finish you off with some weird energy ball, but is interrupted by a loud crashing sound.Oh the ceiling again, how original.A dark ball of energy penetrates from above and easily pushes through the holy barrier.They all stand aghast."W-who ar" Devon starts saying but isn't allowed to continue, as a large black ball of energy hurling him across the room. He's alright but his clothes are gone. Well technically his arm is gone too, but he is getting up so he's fine."I've come to clain my bounty" says the dark figure"YOU" She points an oversized tentacle at you"You're to be made MINE""This much darkness..." the queen gasps "It's an old one, she's possessed by an old one!You, Kraghammer von Shortsmash, you have to help me purify her. Heavenly Six, fend her off!"The princesses and the king move into fight the creature while the queen starts a ritual, she points for you to come to her.Well shit Krag. Seems like you've got a situation here.>Help her>Nah we got this, I'mma fight this bitch>Well no. I'm gonna take the opportunity to kill the loli>RUN AWAY>Something else Is this quest becoming more srs business
>>36401780I got the joke mostly but not all then. I guess I figured loli's just have purer butts than regular faggots? Anyway, you guys are totally right, re-reading that it's obvious now.>>36401811Wait wat. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE. Alright, in my headcanon it was in the butt.
>>36401842>"I'll help you, but only if you'll agree to stop expanding and let me eat you out."
>>36401842>That bitch is wearing our tie as a headband.
>>36401914>>36401880Will wait until 1:30 for votes.
>>36401842>I'll help you but only if you agree to let me eat you out before we resume where we left off!>Is this quest becoming more srs businessPerhaps, but I quite like the occasional forays it makes into seriousness. Makes it more than just funny random stuff
>>36401934The most succesful failed quest ever.
>>36401842I support >>36401880, since it resolves Kraghammer nicely and allows for pure Yumi.>Is this quest becoming more srs businessI imagine once the next QM steps in it'll be business as usual, it varies from QM to QM.
>>36401880thisbecause it sounds fun
>>36401958>I imagine once the next QM steps in it'll be business as usual, it varies from QM to QMThank god. I think my 'style' is pretty tiring
>>36401880Sure i'll support this
>>36401984I think it's good enough at the very least
>>36401984Hahaha guys get a load of him,He thinks he's leaving!
>>36401984It's a good QM style, but you've already done this leg of the quest entirely yourself. Once the purification happens, it may be time to join the ranks of the players again.
Guys, what's that rpg with the dystopian setting and cyborg lolis? I can't remember the name and having never played it can't go into any specific details
"I'll help you, but only if you'll agree to stop expanding and let me eat you out"Negotiating doesn't seem to be the best idea right now, but it could give you some benefits from cooperating."Well, alright if that pleases you. I'm not sure what it'll accomplish, but come, you'll have what you desire once we do this ritual"Time to go then. You head to her, seems like she's drawing some weird circle on the ground, and for some reason it's full of little caricatures of politicians. Not your problem you guess."Just stay in the middle and let me do my ritual, alright?""Yeah yeah, let's just go ahead" You stand there for a couple of minutes, watching the fight:>20First Devon, what can you say, he tried. Was torn into pieces but he tried. He's fine though, he's regenerating somehow.>43Hamburgeria charged straight on and used her buns as weapons, made a couple of hit. But the dark bitch had none of it. One straight kick to the head and the hamburger princess was just a speck on the horizon, flying away from the palace.>56, 51The Imouto and Slab however, those two put up a fight. Slab kept using his fabulous body and melee capabilities to draw the Bitch on, it seems he can take a good hit. You think you'd like to fight that guy, well, maybe if he didn't try to drink your blood.The Imouto keeps her distance, firing magical plasts, penis shaped magical blasts but you're sure their holy. They're white and golden, that's like signature holiness.All good things come to an end however and they are blasted away, falling together near the bed.Seems like the Elf is the only one... where the fuck was the Elf?Oh seems like she was meditating. That's weird what f...> 84Holy shit that chick is strong. She punched the Dark Bitch straight to the face and you swear she may have broken her jaw.Not that it matters considering the cunt just regenerates, well so much for that.Still it seems she found a match, and the two exchange blows on and on.1/2
>>36402176>dystopian settingCheck, hell has risen on earth, been fucked into submission, and now subject to the whims of Old Gods.>cyborg lolisCheck, Yumi was, and shall be, a cyborg loli.I believe Kabbalah Quest has what you're looking for.
>>36402206Well that's the thing, if you google image search the rpg name it turns up a tonne of cyborg lolis and I was hoping to find one that might resemble Yumi. I have vague recollection that you can start playing as a regular loli but through the course of the game you lose limbs and whatnot and steadily replace them with mechanical ones, often crude in design
>>36402240I wouldn't actually know, I don't often do quests.
>>36402179That's elf magicks for you."How's the fight going?" asks the Queen as she keeps drawing those weird moonrunes and symbols. She's too focused to watch it seems.You shrug."Seen better""Alright, done!" Good your legs were starting to get tired, you need to flex every so often after all.The Queen's eyes shine a golden light, as if she was possessed by some heavenly being, then she chants some weird bollocks in latin. Wait no it's romenian. Why would she chant in romenian? You'll never know, but fuck gypsies."Krag""What now?""Purify"You're embraced by a strange light, it makes you grow bigger, stronger and... purer. Your Buttjolnir is now covered in an aura of holiness and behind you gigantic phalic wings extend meters above you.Shit. Shit. This is actually pretty cool. Even your manhood is about... three times larger. Thank Baby Jesus, you're not so bad afterall!Now onto business:>Charge straight on, you'll figure what to do>Ask the Queen for some pointers? Like, any instruction manuals on this holy shit?>Wherever I am I must also HOLY RAPE OF JUSTICE
>>36402293>Ask the Queen for some pointers? Like, any instruction manuals on this holy shit?>Wherever I am I must also HOLY RAPE OF JUSTICEStart with rape of purity, then find out what to actually do as we go on.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36402293>HOLY RAPE OF JUSTICE>In her butt
>>36402319>>36402331So to clarify:1) Ask the queen>>36402339Of course.then2) RAEPand finally3) Figure it out?
>>36402356Pretty much. Maybe with Buttjolnir a twirl whilst we're at it?
>>36402240Like pic related but with a red necktie as the head-band.
>>36402356Our hammer has served us well. Force the semen demon to give it a rimjob!also>Burn in hell for our crimes
Right roll me 1d100Best of 3
>>36402377I can't tell if the picture is wearing a suit or mostly robotic but didn't Yumi keep her fleshy torso and only switch up the limbs? Maybe reinforcing the torso with superior artificial organs, carbon fibre bones or whatever, but superficially organic still right?
Rolled 65, 35, 64 = 164 (3d100)>>36402413Rolling to purify Yumi for great justice!
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>36402413Ooh, serious dice time again
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>36402420That's 3 dice anon.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>36402413
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>36402443Figured I'd save time on the best of 3. But if you insist.
>>36402445>>36402443Welp.It's clear how it turned out>>36402457Ah no problem, it's a good idea too, mate. Just wanted everyone to roll dice because dice make everything better.
You ask the queen for some ideas on how to use your new powers."Well honestly? I have no idea. They vary from person to person." Well that helps.You guess you must have the power of RAPE then.HOLY RAPE>97 (you managed to escape a longer fight and make it into an easy one, wow)Ohhhh yeah! Just as the Elf Queen finally gets knocked out by the Dark Bitch you ram your Buttjolnir into the bitch's behind.She screams as the darkness in her butt burns away, revealing her fleshy ass. A beautiful, human female ass. Just like you always wanted.It's time. You grab your blessed manhood and RAM IT IN the tiny and cozy ass, the flesh expanding to receive your penis. But it's not all, a secondary holy penis grows from your ballsack and ravages her pussy.And in the most anime esque fashion you scream"DOUBLE JUSTICE PENETRATION, HOOOOOLLYYY EJACULATION"You don't even need pleasure as you control your ejaculation through holy magic.She attempts to stop you as you fill her with tonnes of holy seed, but her tentacles are stopped easily by your Buttjolnir and your Phallic wings.Easy as fucking lolis.Wait... something is different, something is coming, oh wait...No wayAll that jizz was just precum?"Fuck...Fuck..FUUUUUUUUU...."Both you and the Dark whore scream>1/2
>>36402591Yumi is pretty much just a living onahole at this point.She's still my favorite character though.
>>36402591All around New Heaven those who looked at the Holy Palace at this moment would see a blinding golden light, the purest in all the universe.And then more semen rained.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You stare at the former dark bitch. Completely purified she stands before you, a small girl no older than 13, with various white and golden cybenetics. From her back floating mechanical plates covered in holy symbols formed large radiant wings.She stares at you for a moment, and finally hugs you."Thanks, I knew you'd save me"What just happened? You have no idea but you're not gonna question her judgement so you hug her back.The Imouto coughs to get your attention."Now, I believe these false christia...""Imouto." the only word the Queen says silences the Imouto"You are both angels now. Blessed by our lord, Baby Jesus. So I suppose you two can have a place with us, if you so desire"Yumi looks at you and at the Heavenly Six, as they gather ahead of you."I'll think about it" She says."How about you?"Well, time for decision. You had a long journey, brave Austrian Yautja Assgardian Fisiculturist Loli Rapist/Eater.>Join the... Heavenly Seven? Eight?>Refuse, you must finish your mission. Drink the Queen's holy liquids and head into Assgard, there is your place.>Third option. Fuck all this gay earth you're doing something else with the rest of your life
Also just for the sake of honesty I'm also Alberto.
>>36402748>Refuse, you must finish your mission. Drink the Queen's holy liquids and head into Assgard, there is your place.We are not defenders of good. We have brought back purity and banished an old one, but it is not for the Baby Jesus. Our place is with the ancient, pagan gods. Misty eyed, we offer a single, knowing nod to the Heavenly Seven and depart for the Halls of Assgard.After getting what we came here for, of course.
>>36402748>Yumi: His guard is down. Now you can kill him and avenge Senpai, Johnny, and those poor elementary schoolers. The demons of Yomi will surely enjoy toying with him for the rest of eternity. BURN IN HELL, LOLIFUCKING FAGGOT!
>>36402800No wait, not Johnny, Jerry, or guy who we talked into going to therapy for his mommy issues. Unbeknownst to Yumi, his mom WAS the therapist!
>>36402800>BURN IN HELL, LOLIFUCKING FAGGOT!He's an angel now, so... well he was purified of all his sins.His fetish is still lolies though, I guess. You could rape him though, but he gave you the best assrape in existence But who doesn't amirite?
>>36402798Aye this. Will we finally become the little girl?
>>36402800No, Yumi is pure now. Also, these options are for Kraghammer.>>36402769You tit, now you've gone and made the lineup messed up again!
>>36402838Now I'm envious that he has two personas. Guess I better QM again
>>36402834We already WERE the little girl.On that note, it seems this chapter has wrapped up nicely. In the morning I think I'll do Yumi's own chapter, as a member of the Heavenly Seven. After all, we don't even know what happens in and around New Heaven since its purification.Shit, are we actually worldbuilding now? Is that what has transpired of Kabbalah Quest?
>>36402831Just because he has been forgiven for his sins does not mean he won't pay for his crimes. Besides, we're not Christian, that a gaijin religion. We celebrate Christmas every year by using bibles toilet paper.
>>36402831Fuck, meant Yomi, which is Japanese Hell.
>>36402884No way man, let the past be the past.>>36402860If it's any consolation, both personas are just the characters in the story at the time. I like DK and Tennant's personas the best myself.
>>36402838As a show of her purity, Yumi must now rid the world of Kraghammer, the pagan lolivore.
>>36402914No, Yumi must not forget the past again! She must not let pleasure get in the way of her duty!
>>36402875Hahahah oh wow that's fucking great i'll second this
>>36402926Why can't they all just live? Why always the fighting? They have been blessed, all of them, by the Baby Jesus and his glorious cock. Do not spurn the lord's blessing.>>36402942And you as well.
>>36402748Stop making Yumi act OOC and have her slit Krag's throat already.
>>36402982>>36402926Samefag pls stop.
>>36402970Because Krag is an asshole who doesn't deserve to live.
>>36402970Yumi's vengeance is her reason for fighting, and if that's ignored, it cheapens her. Stop ignoring what drives the character in your bid for a harem end.
>>36402998Kraghammer is neutral. He's out for his own, but he does good just as willingly as he does evil if it will get him what he needs. And now that he's gotten what he needs, he's off to Assgard.Besides, killing the person who just redeemed you with the power of dick, who you just thanked for saving your life, is absurd.
"I wish you to fulfill our agreement, Queen, and then I shall be off"The queen nods, a sad smile on her face. "You would make a strong ally to us. I hope at least that the Assgardians and us christians can be at peace, or maybe even aid each other after this""I'll see what I can do" You tell the loli, barely able to contain your excitement."Alright, kneel down then" You do as she requires.She opens her thin and smooth little girl legs and the mistlike robes that covered it disappear.There it is, the holy pussy.You start liking it like there's no tomorrow, soon you can't contain yourself so you finger her, putting more and more pressure with your tongue. She moans with pleasure and you see that as a sign to put even more effort into it.You drink all those liquids, and finally you can feel it. The spirit of manliness which you had sought to protect will be pleased with your sacrifice, the men, who were condemned to die in a 100 years, are now saved.All babies dorn this day were birthed with full beards.You get away from her right after she orgasms, your mouth covered in her dripping pussy liquid.A mirror manifests and you see your new form....A shota?That's... well that's close enough. And if mankind was saved, then things wrapped up well for you.Might as well head onto Assgard. You give a silent nod to the Six, and to the former Dark Bitch, oh right, what's her name?"Uh before I go, what's your name?""You... you didn't even know before?""No""I was that jet pilot, and then the cyborg. My name is Yumi Kuroneko, you raped me and..."Oh. Ooooh. Now things make sense. Shit you're slow on the uptake.>1/2>>36403040>>36402982>>36402998Slab was an asshole. Even Punch was assholish to an extent.What do you want mate? Your waifu is an angel cyborg just calm down.
>>36403052Fine, our honor dictates that we'll fight him another day.
>>36403060>What do you want mate?I want her to avenge her comrades and the civilians he murdered?
>>36403060"I'm... sorry?""Well, I did get to become an angel though the power of your holy penis and Baby Jesus' salvation. And I'm a cyborg angel to make it all better.I guess despite the rape, which... was pretty good actually... well no I don't really have many reasons to hate you that much. Aside all the people you killed of course" but we're working on naruto logic here so saying sorry is enough MWHAHAHA""Uh, alright. " You really don't know what to say in response, god the japs are weird.But you guess they breed at ridiculous rates, and their island is already crowded as all fuck. If a couple of them dies nobody really gives two flying shits.Well fuck, off you are to Assgard. Soon you'll be with your brothers and you can forget all this madness.>END OF CHAPTER III>>36403066 If I got my way, you would. Holy War
>>36403100Stop making her act OOC!
>>36403066I can live with that. If Yumi ever feels wronged by his actions, she can come try and beat him.>>36403100Excellent, Yumi Quest will commence in the morning and it looks like we have a plot hook - she wants to fight Kraghammer and make him atone.Good job QMing mate.
>>36403122Dude, seriously, acting other than how you want =/= acting OOC. Calm yourself. Feel the benevolent Kabbalah vibes.
I think it would make more sense at this stage for Yumi to seek out the cause for her possession by Elder Gods. This unfortunate occurrence put her in the debt of the man she had decided to kill and so someone else must pay for the slight on her honour.Perhaps it was the cyborg specialist that put her back together? Surely they couldn't have so sloppy a job on the Elder God Protection Matrix that she was susceptible to attack BY ACCIDENT?
>>36403100Okay, he>Killed her comrade>Killed her crush>Killed a subway>Killed some elementary schoolersAnd you're waving that off because he dicked her into being a mythical figure of a religion she doesn't even worship?That is some damn faulty logic.
>>36403100>CHAPTER IVAnd so begins the story of Yumi Kuroneko, 4th champion, but alas not the last.What will her deeds be?Empowered by the gods you now stand at a crossroads, you have many paths ahead of you, you could join the Heavenly Six or head out on your own. What will you do?Find out tomorrow.When QMs Rise, new stories begin.>>36403135It's on you now mate.>>36403135Dude's pissed but really, a set of people chose to play him, Krag, that way.Why do they want to pit the two characters to kill the MC a group of people did with another who didn't even achive MC status, when this quest runs on>RULE OF COOL
>>36403122>>36403040>>36402982You seem to think that forgiveness is out of character. I don't know where this idea came from, but anyone who is pure, who has felt the blessing of Baby Jesus, knows the power of forgiveness.>>36403177This would probably work well too.>>36403182Mate, honestly you need to get over it. It's all good here, man. Don't get too pissy over it, people did things in a way you disagree with. Sometimes the majority disagrees with you, It happens.
>>36403187Why didn't we get to choose Yumi's actions at the end of the last story? You're a damn railroader, forcing your interpretation of an MC's character on us. Get out!
>>36403182>logic>quest about vampire stand using pseudo-dio daemonic hell king that has a magical girl imouto, >corrupts an elf king into becoming a queen, gives life to an hamburger via semen>and then is stopped by a dildo launcher and dildosword wielding BADASS ACTION HERO loli from the 80s>and then they all get purified because BABY JESUS PRAISE HIM>now we played an autstrian fisiculturist yautja who wanted to become a little girl>we used a dick mecha>we invaded japan with a dragon too by the way>then we faced heaven fuckers>and then we faced a corrupted cyborg demon girl>and finally saved her with the power of HOLY SEMENDude.
Why do we have to play as QK's and Elevicus's OC? Let's play as someone else.
>>36403232Holy shit I'm pretty sure you're deliberately trying to shit up the thread at this point. You didn't get your way, quit throwing a temper tantrum about it. Players chose to make Kraghammer as he was, and chose to make Yumi as she was. You are acting very un-Kabbalish.
>>36403232You don't get to choose the NPCs actions.And sorry the only reason you even got to chose any with Yumi was because I felt a short interlude would be nice.And then some said it was bad, and that she shouldn't even be controllable by you all until she became MC.Well guess what, she is now the MC.Before? Not.
>>36403271Yeah, yeah, you suck.
>>36403262Potential future QM here. I'll sleep on it. Could very well happen.Besides, it might be better to let Yumi stuff calm down a bit, she is clearly a topic of contention.
>>36403262Because I had people asking a lot to play as her, thought they wanted to. The last time I took over I gave you guys the option but since I already had cries of "Let's play as her"If you want, we could put up a chargen vote.>Name?>What the fuck are you?>Objective?
>These past three threads>12 QM's>SlowClap.gif
>>36403303Fuck that play as Yumi
>>36403303Save this for tomorrow, I'd say. Or, more accurately, for another QM.You did good, but you've done enough.
>>36403292It's literally one guy mad his waifu didn't kill the main character of chapter III.
>>36403334Thanks mate. Good luck with all this bollocks.
>>36403292Don't worry about it, just one shitposter ruining the Kabbalah vibes. All's cool now, back to Kabbalah.
We have to keep the thread alive until tomorrow I guess?>161 postsHere comes Quest Master XV or XIII depending on the count. Good night folks!
I'd be willing to pick up QMing now though I'd rather avoid writing for Yumi or Rockgroin & Co for the time being.Perhaps some lesser character, dealing with life on the Americas in the wake of New Hell/Heaven?I just don't want there to be a point that Kabbalah Quest isn't still running
>>36403303We wanted to play as her because she wanted to fight the MC, who wanted to fight the former MC, who had fought the formost MC and won. You ruined the cycle!
>>36403415I, for one, am happy with the change. It's an all-around Good End, and allows for Kabbalah to continue in a healthy manner without an endless repetition of 'invade New XXX and beat the last MC and their cohorts'.
>>36403413Voting for an american farmer girl and boy (brothrr and sister) having to fight off the fleeing demons.
>>36403413Voting for just one 'murrican farmer boy/girl fighting demons, since we already saw the issues with two MCs.
>>36403455Is anything a Good End with Krag still breathing and Yumi's vengeance unfulfilled?
>>36403483I meant the girl would be accomapnied by the boy. We play as the girl but her brother is her companion
>>36403494Oh come off it mate.>>36403413Seconding >>36403483.
>>36403496Ah, alright then. Carry on.
>>36403494It's a good end because it leaves the potential for further plot to arise. Can you please drop this issue for the time being at any rate, save this for when Yumi is next played?>>36403466>>36403483>>36403503How about making the boy an asexual mute?
>>36403521Maybe retarded and mute like Hodor?Have her carry her around hah
>>36403520>Meaning npcSure you do, anon. Sure you do...>>36403521N-no, just an NPC is fine.
>>36403521Fine, I'll plot vengeance for now and wait for my opportunity to have Yumi take Kraghammer's head Nooooooo, not that one!I just wish Alberto didn't decide to ignore what's central to a character.
>>36403596Sorry if I disappointed you so much anon. I did take notes since these were my first time QM. And the first writing anything in over a year, jesus has it been a while.
Alrighty, settle on whether the boy has any conditions and pick me some names>>36403596Hm, I'd say it could be explained as being IC though. Gotta remember the japs crazy notions of honour and so forth. I can believe Yumi both hates Krag for all he did but begrudgingly recognises that he saved her from the possession, thereby making her life his.Anyway, I'll take my own advice and shut up about this as well and get back to writing
>>36403618Fucking hell really? You did a fucking amazing job mate keep up the work man.Your doing gods will!
>>36403654Felicia HardonAnd her brotherBigg Hardon
>>36403654Billy Joe Bob Harris>captcha: noricti HowardCaptcha wants to play too!
>>36403684T-thanks, y-you too
>>36403618Despite everything thing you did with and to Yumi, you did do a sufficient job as QM. I'm sorry for whining at you so much over a mistake you made.
>>36403731I love you too. Good luck anon
>>36403707Anyways since i have to leave now.I'll just leave you with this....
>>36403756I cried. Thanks you, love ya. Now I go too...>>36403654Good luck quintiusnot many around, but 2 people already make a quest. Keep the Kabbalah spirit alive oh great one
>>36403828Quentin* it's 3:20 in the morning, sue me hahaha
>>36403847Hahah, thanks for the blessing, let's see how this pans out>CHAPTER III and a half: The SidelineLiving in the former USA has been pretty touch and go as of late.It started with the Demon King's rise to power, dragging Hell with him to the surface.You had the good fortune be living on the opposite side of the continent and so when Bulkhead (Pah, a fitting name, you scoff) begun to rain atomic fire down all around you were watching it on the news from the view of a helicopter.Briefly, since the helicopter proved to be way too close to the epicentre, and then it switched to a satellite view of a crimson spot appearing on the map.Funnily enough, out in the country as you are not a lot really happened in the first week following this.The local scattered community that makes up your village are all subsistent farmers and at the end of the day imminent threats are of little concern in the face of the starvation that would follow if everyone ran around in panic rather than tend to the land.What does your family specialise in farming?>Write-inNote that you'll also have a vegetable patch and a small assortment of miscellaneous livestock, and will trade the excess amongst the villageAlso, time to agree on names:>Felicia & Bigg Hardon>Billy-Joe & Bob Harris
>>36403882>Bullwrangling and wrestling>Felicia & Bigg Hardon
>>36403882>A year has passed since Bimmy and Jimmy defeated the Shadow Warriors.
Oh, and their ages if you have anything specific in mind. I was thinking about 14 and 16?
>>3640395614 for the girl and 16 for the boy? Sold
>>36403956So long as the sister is a little bit older than her brother.
>>36403968>>36403965She's technically younger but acts older then?|This a satisfactory compromise?
>>36403965But we already had an MC with a little sister thoooooooo!>>36403977Um, okay then. Kinda weird?
>>36403882>Felicia & Bigg Hardon>Specialize inwell that anon had a nice ideawe domesticate em bulls through fightan
>>36403989>>36403977 she's 17 and he's 15 and severely overgrow, how about it?
>>36404005Hell, I dunno. I'm fine with whatever. I shouldn't force my wants on other people.
3.5TH QUEST CHALLENGE:Try to go as long as possible with no smut.
>>36404068That's on the players' shoulders to maintain, I won't ignore write-ins as they come
>>36404089MAKE OUR MOM A FUTANARI
>>36404103She came inside herself after masturbating one night. Her spawn are practically clones.
Just wondering, is it possible any QMs from other quests QMd here? Did you recognize any writing style?Anybody know whats the quest irc thing?
>>36403882You wake as dawn peeks through your faded curtains, a cockerel screeching in the distance.You stretch out, toes poking out from the blanket and roll out of bed.You reach up and give your brother a jab in the ribs, the dolt never stirs without intervention.Stepping away you shimmy out of your nighty and tug on your work clothes; close fitting pants and shirt followed by long leather chaps and jacket. You quickly use the bathroom and head downstairs, grabbing boots and gloves and exiting into the cool morning air.You grab a pail and fill it, crossing to top up the goats' drinking trough before heading out into the field to herd the cattle up.---... thirty-seven, thirty-eight. All accounted for. Welp, that's the menial stuff done for now, time for breakfast.But before that... do you feel like a quick tussle to get the blood flowing?>Give Ole Grumpins the bull a wressle>Nah, you can smell the pancakes Pa's been cooking up and you don't wanna miss out!
>>36404184I think the Lego Quest guy might've done a bit. I think this is just "Amateur Hour QMing" for the most part, though.
>>36404232>Give Ole Grumpins the bull a wressle
>>36404232>Give Ole Grumpins the bull a wressle>Milk him
>>36404300>Milk himYou just had to...
>>36404313Fine, no milking.
>>36404333Too late now, anyway, roll a d20 for wrassling. Best of three
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36404354I failed my own goddamn challenge that quickly. Fuck.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36404354
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36404354
>>36404232Ah, pancakes are good and wonderful but they taste so much darned better after a brawl.Rolling your shoulders alternately you break into a light jog across the field and vault the fence into Grumpins' paddock.The noise of your feet touching ground stirs him and you give a short holler to rouse his attention, and let him know it's you.His old nemesis.For several years now you've bested him and he snorts with a vengeance, pawing the ground, tensing with anticipation at the chance to gore you.>>36404378>Rolled 20 (1d20)But today is like any other in that respect. It just ain't happenin'He charges towards you, 700 kilos of angry muscle, and you run straight back at him.His horns lowered, he's braced for impact but you simply graps them and jump, sailing through the air and landing with the grace of a butterfly behind him. He digs his hooves, juddering to a halt, and spins stomping back towards you.Without the distance to build up speed he settles for head tosses, trying to gouge but you catch them firmly and follow through his motion, wrenching him off balance and staggering him.You skip backwards, opening the gap between you again and he baiting him into another charge.This time as he comes hurtling towards you your turn away and crouch, arms above your head, you grasp his horns and PULL DOWN, digging your boots into the dirt, the momentum causing him to pivot over you and crash into the ground.Prone and incapable of righting himself, Ole Grumpins resigns to his usual fate and with a sigh you walk over to his hind and go about the task of calming him for the day. You fish out a muslin cloth and wrap his shaft, busying yourself for a few minutes until he's finished.You graps his legs and tug him back onto his side, from there he's able to get up again, and head back to the house.>(Cont.)
>>36404553Crossing the yard to the backdoor you stop a moment and look out towards the East, rays catching her grave.Pa says she always did like the morning light. You barely remember her, only two at the time it happened. Birthing complications stemming from the fact she had both male and female genitals, your brother's noggin too big to breach.You count yourself lucky for failing to inherit that aspect of Ma's. The simple life is easier. Her beatiful straw-coloured hair though, you're content with that gift of hers.Pushing open the door you tug your gloves off and give you hands a quick rinse under the tap."Mornin' Fel" Pa grunts "You gotta be quicker than tha' if you want your breakfast. Is all I can do to keep Bigg from finishing your portion"You take the plate from him, sit down and dig in. Pa really makes the best pancakes."I got word from the Bownars that they's had a guest for the night. Said he's come from That Direction. I was wonderin' if you could go and find out what news he brings.">Sure Pa!>Enh, I kinda had other plans for the day (Write-in what they are)
>>36404675I regret everything.
>>36404675"Sure Pa!" you reply."Oh, and can you go too Bigg? I'm interested in your thoughts on it too"Bigg nods a grunt in acceptance.A man of few words is Bigg. Well, boy you suppose, he is only fifteen afterall even if he does tower over everyone at 7ft.You clean your plate and rise, grabbing your gloves from the side and sauntering out with a wave, Bigg in tow."Oh, and grab some eggs whilst you're there!" Pa calls out.---It's a 10 minute jog to the Bownars' place and you stride up their drive, chickens scrambling out of the way.You see Mrs Bownar and the Woody's eldest lad outside, talking with an unfamiliar man."Mornin' all!" you hail "I'm guessin' you's the guest then" turning to face the man, palm outstretched. "Names Felicity, pleased ta meet ya"The man just gives you a haunted look and fails to meet your handshake. You notice he's got bags under his eyes, a few days of stubble and some bruises colouring his cheek."Ah, good morning Fel, Bigg," chimes Mrs Bownar, "this is Dave. He was just telling us about his journey here."You stay silent, expecting the man to resume whatever he was apparently saying but he just continues to stare at you.What do you do?>Try to prompt his story?>Ask him a question of your own? (Write-in)>Something else? (Write-in)>>36404710Heh, Mrs Hardon had a good run at life. She died with a contented grimace on her face.
>>36405032>"Boy, mistah, you look like you've seen some demons in your time!">Try to prompt his story?
>>36405032The silence has lasted too long, and now even Woody's lad is watching you. Time to put some life back into this conversation you think."Boy, mistah, you look like you've seen some demons in your time!"In response to this Dave's face twists into a grimace, eyes flashing."You. You think it's FUNNY?" he spits out, hand trembling slightly. "I could be moving further West. I should be moving further West. And for some GODDAMN REASON I am here to convince y'all should be moving too.""I uh, sorry, I didn't mean any harm by i-""AHaHaha.." be bursts out laughing madly "It... It's demons alright. Coming from that fallout. Didn't know radiation did that but it does. This country is doomed it is. Gotta cross the Pacific, demons can't cross salt water..." he trails of mumbling."You saying that bigass explosion has spawned demons?" you reply."You bloody bet you it has. And now they're tearing their way across this god-forsaken land. I told the missus we should I did but no, she's patriotic, married to this fucking country she was, til death did she part oh yes... Knew we should run...">How do you response? (Write-in)
>>36405150>How do you response>How do I english
>>36405150>"What do they look like?"
>>36405150"What do they look like?" you ask."Ever watched Jurassic Park? It's like that, only they've got wings and whips and can speak, and Oh how they speak, they jab and jibe and taunt and twist cruel words into your ears. First came the whispers at night, then dark clouds flit the horizons, and I tell her, yes I tell her that we must leave with the kids but no, she won't have it, says the Lord will provide, but he doesn't, of course he doesn't, but she won't move and she won't let me take them and it's all her fault, all her fault, all her fault..." and he subsides into frenzied murmuring."What... happened after that?" you tentatively ask.>(Cont.)
>>36405150>"Wow, mistah, you're such a fucking faggot, holy shit!"
>>36405420"Yes, happened after, happened after... That. Yes. Yes, I revved up my motorbike and sidecar, and I tucked little Lisa into it and buckled her up and I hold my Jonny in front of me on the motorbike and we leave, fast as we can go but the clouds are closing in now, I can hear wailing in the wind and I know we must go faster but the bike is at its limit and I see a shadow drop down from the cloud above me in the wingmirror and I know we must go faster but we can't and it draws near and I... I..." his voice cracks. "But even still we're not outrunning it and it isn't even distracted and it's closer still and I hear it's vile shrieks and Jonny is crying but I'm too busy to comfort him and the beast behind me screams Her name at me and then I'm rolling on the floor but Jonny doesn't move and I go to pick him up but then I'm riding again and he isn't with me but I ride fast now and the cloud draws further away and night falls but I daren't stop moving got to keep moving..."I look up at my brother's impassive face for his reaction, Dave muttering all the while. I sense that Bigg shares my opinion that this is all we're likely to get from the wreck of a man in front of us, turning back to him."..keep moving, keep moving." his eyes suddenly focus. "Got to keep moving. GOT TO KEEP MOVING." and he stares at you with wild expression.What do?>Leave him to get back on his bike and keep moving>Do something else? (Write-in)
>>36405431>>36405427>Steal his bike
>>36405431Your eyes flit to the motorbike resting against the wall. Nothing fancy but it looks serviceable.Dave catches your glance and shrieks "NO! THAT IS MINE! MINE!" before pulling out a screwdriver from his pocket, brandishing it before him, spittle flying from his mouth.Roll d20, best of three>Fight Dave to the death, a madman like him is just a liability>Attempt to disarm him and knock him out>Other (Write-in)
>>36405542>Attempt to disarm him and knock him out
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36405542
>>36405561Gonna gimme couple more rolls?
Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d20)>>36405589
>>36405580You can samefag a couple more rolls or I'll just write with that 7
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36405615
>>36405623Guess what 7+8+5 equals? blackjack
>>36405688Anon, I have little faith in your addition skills...It is Blackjack -1
>>36405542>>36405612>Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d20)>8Welp, the best way to deal with crazy mofo's is when they're knocked out cold.You step forward, the flash of a smile playing across your face as you notice Mrs Bownar's eyes widen at the sight of the screwdriver.Dave suddenly lunges at you but you sidestep and slam you fist into the back of his head, leg held out to trip him in the process.There is a dull thud as his head smacks into the floor and you realise that you might've gone a bit overboard with the force behind that.Wrestling bulls will do that to a gal.You crouch and check his pulse but fortunately he hasn't yet fallen of his mortal coil.It'll probably be a while til he comes round but that doesn't trouble you too much."Sorry about that Mrs Bownar. Can you fetch some rope to bind him? Don't want him causing havoc when he comes round.""Ah. Yes. One moment" she replies, scurrying away to the shed behind the house.You turn to face your brother."So. Demons headed our way it seems."He replies with an impassive nod.What do you do next? Do you decide on a plan of action?>Write-in
>>36405702The harvest moon theme is playing in my head now.Nice to see someone new take up the reins.
>>36405732>mrs bownarI get it.Let's head home and let pa know.
>>36405732>See if we can work out an agreement that promises their non-aggression in exchange for a steady supply of bull cum.
>>36405802Who's non-aggression - the demons'?
>>36405806Yeah. Wait, instead of that,>Use the bike to scout out the East.>captcha: neemonk decisionNee-san's a monk now. The Irish kind who are drunken brawlers.
>>36405837Hey cool, we're on a Journey to the East. Maybe we'll fight an Ox King, who knows?
>>36405732You help finish securing Dave, his screwdriver safely tucked out of sight and bid your farewells.Woody's lad says he'll spread the news round the rest of the village and Bigg indicates he'll head back home to get Pa up to speed.You take a glance toward the East, the sun fully risen above the horizon now. Sky looks spotless for the time being but who knows how long that'll last? You grab the motorbike and rev the engine, the comforting purr of the engine soothing your worries. A quick check of the fuel gauge and ride off down the track. Time to scout out these bastards.---It's been an hour on the bike by now and so far the only success you've had has been in having a good time. Not every day you get to mess around with a bike.With a sigh you turn around, ready to scoot back to Pa's placeRoll a d20, best of three
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36405939YEEEHAA!
>>36405963That'll do, donkey, that'll do...
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36405939GIDDY-UP!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36405939RIDE THAT PONY!
>>36405939>>36405963>Rolled 20 (1d20)Just as you're about to kick the engine back into life you catch the faintest of whispers on the wind.You've lived all your life out here, however, and you know that sound doesn't belong here.You snap your head round to the direction of the sound, hand shielding your eyes from the sun and distantly make out a black figure in the sky. As you focus on it you notice it has far too many appendages to be any earthly bird. Scanning the rest of the horizon turns up nothing however.Guess you've found a scout.What do?>Attract its attention somehow (Write-in)>Head back with the news that you've sighted something unnatural>Other? (Write-in)
>>36406030>Attract its attention by shouting "FUUUUUUCK YOOOUUUUU!" flipping it off, pulling one eyelid down and sticking your tongue out, and smacking your ass at it.
>>36403303>Because I had people asking a lot to play as her, thought they wanted to.If you understand that people want to play as a certain character in the future, you should put them in stasis, unable to be changed by the story until it's finally time for them to become the MC. Unless the NPC is central to the plot, but Yumi was launched a good ways away from the story, so that's a good example of how an NPC can be put away for safekeeping.
>>36406030You dismount the bike and bellow to the skies at large,"FUUUUUUCK YOOOUUUUU!"You notice that figure change course slightly heading for you now and relish it's attention on you by flipping it off, shouting all the while. As it draws near you decide to top it off, pulling one eyelid down and sticking your tongue out, finishing by smacking your ass at it.Seeing it up close now it strikes you as being pretty generic. Big bat-wings, humanoid torso with exagerated claws and talons, a tail, some horns. A muted crimson in hue. Daft little goatee. Grimy loincloth.It lands on the ground and you note that it's stooped figure is only about as tall as you are. Bastard's gonna be child's play to slap some sense into.What do?>Toss banter its way?>Try and negotiate?>Cut the chatter and get to ass-whoopin'?(Write-in any dialogue and roll d20's if you settle on combat, best of 3)
>>36406259>Toss banter its way?So, what's a pretty bird... Bat... Demon... Thing... Doing in a little Podunk town like this?
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36406259>Grab him by the horns, sweep his leg, and sit on his back while pinning his wings down.>"Hey Mistah, you look like you've seen some demons in your time!">Interrogate.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36406259
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36406259
>>36406345You guys are rolling a surprising amount of 20's at the moment.
>>36406259"So, what's a pretty bird... Bat... Demon... Thing... Doing in a little Podunk town like this?" you jibe, absentmindedly giving him the finger."Haahhh, and why would I divulge such information to a creature as pitiful as youuuuuu....?" the demon drawls in response.Unsatisfied with this you promptly grab him by the horns, sweep his leg out, and slam his face into the first like a rugby player scoring touchdown. In other words, brutally. You think you saw a chip of his tooth fly out.You vault over his horns and turn midair, landing spread across his back, knees pinning down his wings. You slam his face into the dirt once more for good measure, before laughing out,"Hey Mistah, you look like you've seen some demons in your time!"Met only with a groan you give the fool a slap across the ear."Let's try this again, shall we? What. Is a stain like you. Doing in little town. Like. This.""My annssweersss no different from beforrre." it spits out."Uh hunh." you say, grasping the horns in each hand, "And how about now?"You apply pressure to the horns, bending them inwards to meet each other. The demon lets out and earsplitting screech at this and starts convlsing on the floor to no avail. You relax the pressure enough for it to speak again."The Demon King has risen and we have been brought with him to this world, there is naught you pathetic humans can do to stem our mighty flood across this land and we will feast upon all that we find!"What else do you want to ask the poor bastard?>Write in
>>36406459>Whatever, bitch-boy. Say, is this Demon King as scrawny as you? If you're a good example of the muscle his armies have, I don't think we've got a thing to worry about."
>>36406459>Tell me about the other demon soldiers to watch out for so I can spread the word. What, why are you hesitating tomato-tool? I'm OFFERING to fear-monger for you. You oughta be more grateful, prick.
>>36406459Fiercely grip his dick and balls and twist.
>>36406582But Anon, what kind of question is that?
>>36406587I just would like to know more, is all.
>>36406587The best kind, that's what.Gotta squeeze all that information out of him, one way or another.
Ehrm, brain's running out of juice. Any suggestions for a totally badass demon that serves directly below the Demon King's Lords?
>>36406743Bubzi the Hellcat, Cooler of Days
>>36406459>>36406459"Whatever, bitch-boy. Say, is this Demon King as scrawny as you? If you're a good example of the muscle his armies have, I don't think we've got a thing to worry about."In response the demon lets out a roll of gutteral laughter."The Demon King cannot be called scrawny in relation to ANY being! You might have bested me but I can assure you I am but a scout, you will not fare quite so well against the rest of his armies!"With a sigh you compress the horns again, eliciting a yelp and quelling the demon's pomp once more."Tell me about the other demon soldiers to watch out for so I can spread the word.""AS IF I WOULD BETRAY MY OWN!""What, why are you hesitating tomato-tool? I'm OFFERING to fear-monger for you. You oughta be more grateful, prick.""I- Alright then, but I cannot tell you all for it would take more than your mortal lifespan, for the demons of Hell are more numerous than NUMBERS THEMSELVES!""You're being preposterous again.""Fine, damnit, I'm only familiar with the other demons that serve under my Captain, HAPPY NOW? AND YES, I will detail them to yo- OWOWOWOW STOP DOING THAT ALRIGHT I'M GETTING ON WITH IT!">(Cont.)
>>36406786He proceeds to list a varied list of demonic vermin but you think the gist of it is as follows:- Under the Captain serve the Prime Demons, ranked by their indivisible number in order of strength. These vary wildly in shape and size.- Under them serve bands of Elites, Soldiers and Scouts- The Scouts are all similar in build to the one you've got trapped below you- Soldiers manifest as larger, bulkier versions. Some carry crude weaponry for fun- The Elites resemble soldiers but often have assorted extra appendages: more arms, another tail, great saber like fangs, scything talons and so on- Prime 13 is the unlucky one, a behemoth covered in sores, bruises, cuts, scrapes and scar tissue from the constant mishaps that befall it, oozing weeping liquids and tears- Prime 11 stands tall with the upper body of a man but the head and legs of a bull- Prime 7 is a serpentine figure with three pairs of arms and the head and mane of a lion- Prime 5 is a giant centipede that can split in two, revealing a cavernous maw with which to devour its prey- Prime 3 is a towering three-headed hound, capable of crushing lesser demons beneath its paws- Prime 2 is a tentacle monster- The Captain is otherwise known as Bubzi the Hellcat, Cooler of Days- Ranking above the captain are the four Demon Lords and Ladies who serve directly to the Demon King himselfNaturally the demon was not very forthcoming with all of this information and so during the process you found yourself resorting to gripping his genitals and twisting to help loosen his tongue.>(Cont.)
>>36406797Sitting straight a cricking your neck, you gaze back up at the sky. The sun's overhead but the horizon is darkening somewhat, an omen of things to come.You look back down at the hapless pile before you.Was there anything else you wanted this sack of crap for before you headed home?>Head home>Write-in
Any Anon's around to make a decision?
>>36406812>rip his head off and put it on a stick as a warning to the demons.then go home
>>36407018Sorry just woke up, mornings are slow.
>>36407067No problem, wanna add something or second the existing choice?
>>36407078Eh it's good enough to second.
>>36406812You conclude that you're finished with the sack of shit and give it a punch straight to the back of the noggin, leaving it out cold.Time to leave a warning for the other scumsuckers headed your way, you muse, gripping the demon by the horns again and steadily twisting the head from its shoulders. It comes free with a satisfying pop, leaking a scummy liquid that smells of sulphur.Eurgh, demons are gross.You look around for a stick to play Vlad the Impaler with but the areas bereft. Guess it's time to improvise then.A bit of snapping and pulling later and you're holding the demon's thigh bone. You twist the splintered end into the ground and slot the head over the top. Looking good, buuttt... needs a little something...A moment later and you've wedged the newly dismembered dick in its mouth. If that doesn't send a message then you don't know what will.Done wiping yours gloves on the matted fur of corpus major you mount the bike once more and tear it back home, finding Pa inside sharpening his knife.---Having finished debriefing him on the latest developments he looks pensieve and turns to you."So far you're the only one to have had first hand contact with them. Have you thought about what we should do?"What do you say?>Write-in
>>36407212To expand on that, you have a variety of potential options at this stage. You could:- Organise the village to hunker down and weather the demonic storm- Leave everyone to their own devices and scarper from the threat- Leave everyone to their own devices and head towards the demons, see if your ability to tussle with horned beings is limited to bulls or not- Keep running the farm without a care in the world and see what happens- Variations on these or anything you can think of really
>>36407225>>36407212Orgsnize the village, send thise too weak to fight away to the west.
>>36407275>>36407225This without the spelling mistakes.
>>36407212>Keep running the farm without a care in the world,Any demon's come to fuck around and they get the ole Hardon haymaker
>>36407275>>36407301Village hunkering is a go!I'm about to go take a shower and mull over the next update.Feel free to brainstorm plans to defend the village. Bear in mind that whilst I use the term 'village' the actual dwellings are somewhat far apart, rather than a huddled cluster. There are seven families including yours living here and you number approximately 30-35You might consider fortifying a barn or something and gathering in there.
>>36407407>>36407407Foritify the largest barn with metal and other things, have it be well.lit andInstead of hiding there everyone hunkers down in their homes, in the basement. They'll be armed and ready to go out.Plan is for the demons ti think all the town is in the barn so they'll wreck it and inbade it, but once inside they'll find nithing.Us and bigg will stay outside to signal for tue villagers to come ambush them, while we keep tehm busy inside the barn.
>>36407846Back now, planning and writing
>>36407212"We look to be in for a tough time but if we plan well I believe we can weather this demonic storm. Our priority is making sure those of us too weak to fight make haste to the West" you answer him."Aye? Well in that case we better scoot on over to where Bigg is talkin' with the family heads."---You arrive shortly after at Woody's barn. As the longtime standard gathering place for communal meetings it's been decked out with a long table and benches.Pa kills the engine on the bike and you hop off from behind, catching scattered conversation from the within."...crazed loon like him...if there aren't even any demons?""Listen Bander... can ignore, what if they ARE coming...?""...busy enough as... without so-called demonic interference..."With a sigh you push open the doors and opt to settle this point of contention."Afternoon y'all, back from scouting the eastern plains. Dirtied my hands with the first demon that's come our ways. A scout."You're met with the frozen stares of the heads of the village families: Bownar, Woody, Richardson, Shun, Cox and Snatch.>(Cont.)
>>36408319"The pissant was no trouble to best but he claims that a great army is heading our way and listed the varieties we can be expecting. I'll give you the rundown later 'cos right now our concern is to get those unable to fight out of this area and headed west."The discussion quickly covers the numbers involved and logistics. There are 28 able bodied people able to stay, 6 children too young to hang around and 9 of the older generation. Woody's eldest son takes the roll of runner again and dashes out to inform everyone.In time there are three trucks loaded with kids, supplies and old people and after a tearful farewell they set off, with radio contact to keep in touch.---"About the matter of holding out though, it's all well and good to grab pitchforks and shotguns but this village isn't defensible, no way" says Mr Shun."Eric, it won't be with that attitude" intones his wife."Listen everyone, I think the best shot we have is to create a distraction. Board up the largest barn with scrap metal and whatever we have lying around, fill it with torches and set everyone down in their basements. Me and Bigg will keep watch on the surface, give y'all a signal when they get here. Ambush like that and they'll be putty">(Cont.)
>>36408325"But what if they don't fall for it?" chips in Mr Snatch."Then they'll be split searching the rest of the village. Small groups will be easy pickings for Bigg and I and if any discover you's in the basements then you'll fight like the cornered animals you are. Dangerously. These demons, they underestimate us and that will be their folly."With acceptance of the plan, begrudgingly in some cases, everyone falls out shoring up the barn. Mr Richardson is unenthused to say the least about having his barn designated for this but doesn't argue seriously.---By dusk everyone is ready and waiting, Bigg standing like a silent sentinal beside you.And with that everyone I'm afraid I'll have to stop QMing, quality and speed is declining rapidly. Hopefully someone turns up to pick up the slack.
>>36408334When someone picks this up, feel free to use the following plot twist I had planned. Obviously don't follow this link unless you intend to QM, else you'll spoil the surprise for yourselfPlot tweest: http://hastebin.com/raw/vaduxebedo
>>36404184I'm not saying what other quests I've QMed, but this was fun practice for them.>>36404236Oh, the Lego Quest thing was just a joke of mine, since that's one of my favorites.
>>36408367I'll QM, then, but dang this one is near post limit already. So if there aren't people viewing now, they won't be viewing later.
>>36408523Don't worry about that, play with what we've got and then just make a new thread when we hit page 8.
>>36408334Night falls, the sun sinking red over the horizon. You wonder briefly if you'll ever see it rise again.The sound of crows cawing in the distance attracts Mr. Richardson's attention."Mm, we don't usually get crows round these parts this time of year..."Demons. You tell the other villagers that they're coming, and set about the diversion. Lighting each torch and tossing it into the barn, the structure quickly glows with firelight and the sound of hissing and crackling metal as it burns is sure to get the demonic host's attention.Motioning to the others, they move down into the nearby cellars, closing them tight and waiting no doubt with trepidation for the demons' arrival. You and Bigg stay above ground, hiding out of sight behind a nearby chicken coop and watching.>(Cont)
>>36408702The first to arrive is a horrendous centipede, towering at fullest rearing to over a story. Its middle ripples slowly, occasionally parting to reveal wicked teeth and a hungry, unnatural maw.With it trail a small team of Soldiers and a couple scouts, about twelve total in number. This is obviously not the full force of the demonic host, but if you don't act now, you may lost the advantage of distraction.>Send the signal for everyone to charge>Wait a while longer, see if anything else turns up>Write in
>>36408760>>36408702>Send the signal for everyone to chargeUs and Bigg serve as the frontline and the we go back out in case any more demons appear
>>36408760>Send the signal for everyone to chargeNot wanting to risk any further waiting, you sound the signal and rush out of hiding. A few of the demons turn towards you, and the Prime rears overhead, clicking in either surprise or anger. Before you're turned into shepherd's pie, the rest of the townsfolk charge out of their cellars, guns raised and various sharp implements waving aggressively in the air. The demon host tries to gather itself, but before it can organize you are upon them.Several demons fall before you reach them, struck down by the rifles, shotguns and pistols of your neighbors. There are a few benefits to living in a bum town, namely lax gun ownership laws.The infernal band draws their own blades and spears, but their disorganization prevents them from striking a defensive formation in any meaningful way. A few more gunshots, a clash of blades, and the soldiers are slain. The prime tries to run, but Mr. and Mrs. Cox stand in his way, waving a torch in front of the bestial bug like some scene in Jurassic Park. It splits its in a terrifying screech, but before it can think about eating Cox the others are upon it. You whack it repeatedly with a large kitchen knife, finding the exoskeleton difficult to pierce. The thing rears back, forcing you onto the ground and twisting its body to loom overhead. As you reach for the pistol in your pocket, its maw widens, and it lunges for you!Roll some creative dice and respond with your action.
Rolled 579, 119, 516 = 1214 (3d666)>>36408967>IT'S TIME TO SUPLEX THAT MOTHA FUCKA!
>>36408967>Suplex that chitinous chap>579/666The Prime lunges at you, its unnatural mouth glistening and its teeth deadly sharp. Thinking fast, you jump up to your feet, reaching for the beast counter to its own motion.You wrap an arm under it, just behind its mouth, as it careens past you. Pulling your other arm from the top, you fall back and lift it over your shoulder. The infernal insect's momentum is too great to stop itself, and it slams into the dirt with a heavy thud. You heave yourself up, grabbing your knife and pistol. The Prime wriggles one the ground, but its odd anatomy prevents it from righting itself easily. As its many-legged form thrashes wildly, you ponder your next move. In the distance, flapping wings can be heard. You won't have the element of surprise this time.What do you do?
>>36409128Well fuck, sorry to make you wait:Tell Bigg to do our Double Hardon SmashingThat is we both stomp the shit out of the bug with our combined body weights.
>>36409128>Stomp that fucker's heads in.>Where the demon bug on both our and Bigg's heads.>Ambush the gullible demons.
>>36409823*Wear the demon bugAnd dang, I was kinda liking the d20 system, I managed to roll 3 of those things
>>36409878Well we could use those more often if people enjoy it.Also starting to think it's time for a sixteenth QM, but I already QMd so much, I think people wouldn't like if I did it again.Anyone up to become the QM XVI
>>36409906But there's already a 16th QM, though?
>>36409906People won't care about how many times you've QMed, you only QM if you think it'll be fun, and you do so anonymously, I think. Anyone can just pick this thing up and run away with it for however long they like before it comes time for them to pass the baton, or something like that.
>>36409972You make a lot of sense anon.But:>and you do so anonymously, I think.What
>>36409906Whoop, I'm here!
>>36409984Well, more like using a name, and then changing that name the next time you QM, hiding the fact you've already QMed before.
>>36410006Oh, got it.
>>36410001Yay, time for more Kabbalah!Should probably make a new thread we're in page 8, oh also, could link the archive page in the OP
>>36410020That's what I was thinking, I decided to wait till this one dropped before continuing.
>>36410075Thing is it's at page 8 already so it's on the pointless side for updates, but you're going to be waiting for a quite bit yet for it to really fall.Might as well make a new one and link here
>>36410108On it now.
New thread is up: >>>36410198