Agh, sorry about starting the thread so late! I might run a makeup thread on Tuesday.Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandMissed past threads? Catch them here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pararescue+witchesOther Quests:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Hunter%20Quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=gundam+build+fighters+quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Quest (Running)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Endless+Sky+Ace+Combat+Quest (Running)You are Captain WILLIAM PIERCE, a combat rescue officer of the United States Air Force.Currently, you were in the middle of a debriefing with Colonel Kelsey, though he's given you some rather shocking information."We're going WHERE?" You blink, wondering whether Kelsey was playing some sick joke on you."Washington DC." Kelsey says with a rather ambivalent look on his face. "Apparently, when we requested Distinguished Flying Crosses for you and your squadron's rescue of Princess Katsumi, Congress, upon the personal recommendation of the Emperor of Japan himself, decided to upgrade yours, Rachel's, and Airman Bishop's DFCs to Medals of Honor. You and your squadron will be expected to appear in DC to personally receive the medals in a public ceremony.""So we're being pulled off the front?" You narrow your eyes."For the time being, yes." Kelsey nods.>Good. We could use a break from the fighting.>It doesn't feel right leaving things like this.>What do you think about this?>Other
>>36497528>What do you think about this?When in doubt, ask the NPC.
>>36497528>It doesn't feel right leaving things like this.
>>36497528>Good. We could use a break from the fighting.after the overlords YES!
>>36497528>>What do you think about this?
>>36497528>>It doesn't feel right leaving things like this.
>officerAs an officer we have exactly one skillset. >What do you think about this?PASS THAT BUCK MOTHERFUCKER
>>36497528>>It doesn't feel right leaving things like this.....Now all left is Jess and Jake, getting MoH.
>>36497528>Good. We could use a break from the fighting.>It doesn't feel right leaving things like this.>What do you think about this?All of them, a break is nice, but we kind of belong on the front
>>36497528>>It doesn't feel right leaving things like this.>>What do you think about this?
>>36497558So does Frank. He didn't get any rewards.
>>36497528>What do you think about this?>>36497552SEAN QUEST WHEN FAP ANGEL?
>>36497528>>It doesn't feel right leaving things like this.>>What do you think about this?>>OtherWhat about my other girls and crew?
And since we started quite late, maybe anyone want some coffee?
>>36497621we must hire a team of runners to destroy this machine
>>36497621You're pretty good.
>>36497621Speaking of coffee...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gBM4ciJ5Oc&list=UURQebyNJm9YRyO5h0eWEVhw
>>36497636before it desoroys everything that I've loved?
and some NSFW thing....
>>36497669Glorious! and possibly the only Frankx any one evr besides maybe Wendy
>>36497636You know, i heard some guys from Epidemic Prevention Department interested with this machine.....>>36497698You caught me.---and more Kimiko now. Still quite NSFW.
>>36497718.....Does that mean Ghost will allow Psycomoto into the Harem?
>>36497718Its not caught, more I remember where I saw something like that.Its not like you traced the damn thing.Keep on trucking mangafag.Post Pateron
>>36497528"What do you think about this, sir?" You ask Kesley."Officially? I am overjoyed that some of my subordinates have been awarded the highest military honor that can be presented by my country and I wish you nothing but the best." Kelsey sighs. "Unofficially, I'm royally pissed that I'm losing an extremely effective mixed unit like yours to what amounts to propaganda and homefront politics.""There's nothing you can do about it?""I have here in my hand," Kelsey picks up a recently opened envelope, "orders signed by the President of the United States himself, 'requesting' that you appear in DC for the ceremony. Your entire squadron included.""How about Laika?" You ask."Technically, she's not a part of your squadron." Kelsey grunts. "But if you really want to bring her along, I can make the arrangements.">Of course we want to bring her along.>It would probably be best to keep her here.>Other
>>36497748>It would probably be best to keep her here.
>>36497748>>Of course we want to bring her along.Away from the Japanese as far as possible
>>36497748>>Of course we want to bring her along.
>>36497748>Of course we want to bring her along.
>>36497748"We're bringing her along. No buts."
>>36497669So is Frank a blond, brunette? I imagine his hair a bit more unkempt
>>36497748>Of course we want to bring her along.Pretty sure she'll join us whether or not we want her along.
>>36497748>Of course we bring her along.Legless Lolo is basically our eyes and ears on our ops now. Which is ironic seeing as she "sees and hears" using plane input.
>>36497748>>Of course we want to bring her along.Remember to keep Laika out of sight during the ceremony. We don't want the Soviets realizing that she is alive and dispatching Cyborg Raikov after us to kill her.
>>36497748>>Of course we want to bring her along.To show her the excess of the Western Capitalism. And to our future Father-in Law.-------And since someone post Agnus Dei on my FB yesterday, i can't rid that mission from my head.So you guys get sideties! And talking about Ace Combat, is Vector Thrust worth my shekels?
>>36497718Manga. Manga pls. pls manga. God, the ground crew would hate them. And it'd probably traumatize Merlin next time she talked to the wyvern....
>>36497791Fronk is a giant F head who happens to fit into a regular combat pilot helmet.
>>36497718Yes. Gib more Psychomoto lewd. Maybe Psychomoto/Ice, with bondage?
>>36497808>And it'd probably traumatize Merlin next time she talked to the wyvern....Who's the one who set up the television?
>>36497808>Wyvern: Too much turbulence in cockpit
>>36497718I humbly request Elia x Sanya x Young triple NTR. Who's NTRing who? Nobody knows.
>>36497805I'm now imagining cyborg ninja Raikov vs cyborg ninja Red in a katana vs fist fight. God Damn it Metal Gear!
>>36497856>Moisture detected. Please check environmental seals.
>>36497791I just following what Scribblefag draws last time, so maybe?>>36497808Look at the demand, boss!Since no writefag writing them yet someone need to make lewd to satisfy the mass!>>36497859"YOU KILLED MY GRANDFATHER!""NO KATYA, I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER!!!"-----And for next week, hopefully i can bring the Three Caballer- I mean the Three Veterans. maybe it'll be a little long so wish me luck.
>>36497811As hilarious as the idea is. The idea of a giant F head doing lewd thing to spell squadron is horrifying
>>36497859Kek. Do this, mangafag.
>>36497902So, then, because that's the only drawn lewds of 89, does that mean psychomoto x Frank is locked?hahaha. ok, done joking. Sorry merc!
>>36497963I can feel MAJOR disturbance in force if you doing that.
>>36497963>psychomoto x FrankYes
>>36497963>So, then, because that's the only drawn lewds of 89, does that mean psychomoto x Frank is locked?I wouldn't mind.More importantly do you really think the girls wouldn't go nuts and just take Frank for themselves?
>>36497993By real life or within the 89 universe?I'm imagining a roulette wheel with Frank as the needle that points on who he has to lewd next.
>>36497963I WILL END YOU, GOAST. IN BED. UNTIL YOU AHEGAO.
>>36498016More to real life.In-universe... eh, that really unpredictable. Big three might warmed to Harem route idea but none has set in rock already.Maybe the only people will really object is Pa Bishop. And Sakamoto sr.
>>36497748"Of course we want to bring her along." You say as if it's the most obvious thing in the world. "We can't very well leave her here by herself, can we?""And so I lose one of the best damn recon birds I've ever had as well." Kelsey sighs. "It's a good thing that the lines are beginning to stabilize, or I'd have been in a fouler mood.""So when are we leaving?" You ask."Erm," Kelsey checks his watch. "Right now.""What?!" You yelp."Somebody really wants this to happen." Kelsey sighs. "You're on the next transport flight out. Better pack fast.""Yes sir!" You salute smartly and quickly double time it out of the barracks. Fortunately, Kelsey was forward thinking enough to send a runner ahead to your barracks. By the time you get there, the rest of your squadron is packed and ready to go."Late as usual, I see." Janice chuckles as you arrive, tired and out of breath, and tosses a duffel bag to you. "Don't worry, I already took the liberty of packing your things.""Thanks a lot, Janice." You smile."So, Cap, what's the deal? A runner comes by and tells us to get packed and ready to go ASAP." Red frowns. "Something happen?"(cont)
>>36498016>Wheel of Lewdness Turn Turn Turn! For Who's Sweet Ass Cheeks We Must Yearn!>Is it Ice's icy ass-cheeks that we embed our pecker.>Or is it Slider's anus that we must slide inside'er.>Perhaps it is Katya's brown star that we must worship.>But Psychomoto's crazy... she must fuck like a warship.
>>36498072"Well, Red, in addition to all of the Distinguished Flying Crosses we won, you, me and Rex got upgraded to Medals of Honor. We also all get a free ticket to Washington DC to meet the President himself.""Whoa whoa whoa, you mean THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!" Red's eyes widen to the size of dinner plates."That's the one." You nod."Interesting. I have always wanted to visit your country." Jetstream puts a hand to her chin. "And to meet your royal court, as well!""Erm, the Americans don't believe in royalty." Euclid sighs."Oh, right! I suppose no country is perfect!" Jetstream chortles."Hmmmm, it's certainly not Paris, but I heard there are plenty of sights in Washington DC!" Nungesser smiles as she hooks an arm around Bullseye. "And we will be seeing each and every one of them together, won't we?""Um, yeah, sure!" Bullseye chokes."Oh, Capitaine, you and Janice should join us!" Nungesser beams. "It can be, what do you call it, a double date!"You glance over at Janice and she just smiles and shrugs, her way of saying it's up to you.>Sure, sounds great.>Nah, I think we could both use the privacy.>Other
>>36498064Oh well I have to agree with you on that.Though the idea of Psycomoto joining is tempting though.
>>36498093>>Nah, I think we could both use the privacy.
>>36498093>Nah, I think we could both use the privacy.Let Nun have her sexytimes in private.
>>36498093>>OtherI think we might be bringing Laika around.Was thinking of bringing her to Disneyland?
>>36498093>>Sure, sounds great.yeah...
>>36498093>"Erm, the Americans don't believe in royalty." Euclid sighs.>"Oh, right! I suppose no country is perfect!" Jetstream chortles.Kek.
>>36498093>>36498108THIS.Spend time with best daughteru.Family time.
>>36498093>Sure, sounds great.Eh, why not.
>>36498108Disney is either in Cali or Florida. If we're in D.C. I'm not sure we'll be seeing either of those.
>>36498108Boss hate to break it to you. Both the Disney are way outside are AO for this. Not happening.
>>36498093>Nah, I think we could both use the privacy.Also>"Oh, right! I suppose no country is perfect!" Jetstream chortles.You talking shit about freedom, you little nip?
>>36498108Washington isn't close to a Disneyland or world>>36498087
>>36498093>>OtherWe'll see when we get there
>>36498135>>36498143>>36498146Six Flags then?
>we're bringing Laika to DC>we're meeting the PresidentI sure hope she doesn't have any Zoolander-style "kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia" subconscious things. Because that would be bad.
>>>Nah, I think we could both use the privacy.>>36498093
inb4 Laika's subconscious mental programming kicks in and she assassinates POTUS.
>>36498162Six flags are all over the damn place.. and they're...okay.
>>36498168The President of the United States hops on one trasparisteel leg
>>36497963What do you think of your first lewd art.Frankly I feel it was a long time coming though. >>36498087I think we're missing a few
>>36498162>Six FlagsWhat you want to bore everyone to death?
>>36498181Better than anything in a Soviet Lab.
>>36498176THE NUMBERS LAIKA!
>>36498194I dunno matey, I'm not from clapistan.I just wanna bring the daughteru out.
>>36498195Such a shit life she thinks Six Flags is fun.My God.. that poor girl.
>>36498162>>36498181The one closest to DC is horrible. there is a Kings Dominion close to Andrews Air Force Base though.
>>36498234we bring her to six flags.NEXT TIME, we bring her to Disneyland.Better than the other way around.
>>36498228Well I'm sorry you're not from the Greatest Nation on Earth.But six flags.. is.. really..eeh. Of course if you've never been to a park before I'm sure it'll be great for you.
>>36498190I'm not a smart man.
>>36498093But Pierce didn't win a DFC, he won a Titty Monster?
>>36498251NO. AS A MAN LIVING IN DC I CANNOT SUBJECT DAUGHTERU TO SUCH PAIN. WE GO TO KINGS DOMINION OR HERSHEY PARK. NO GODDAMN SIX FLAGS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>>36498093>>Sure, sounds great.
>>36498255I like six flags, the rollar coasters are good (as long as the lines aren't long)Better then Doney Park though
>>36498093"Nah, I think we could both use the privacy." You say. "Besides, DC's a big city. No use having an extra pair of wheels dragging you down.""Hmmmm, I suppose." Nungesser nods and hugs Bullseye even tighter. "More time with Bullseye then!""Ah, DC. Brings back memories." Tarin says simply."The regular kind or the classified kind?" You raise an eyebrow."A little of both." Tarin shrugs."Oh! Oh! Rex!" Ghost's face brightens up. "C-can we go to the top of the Washington Monument!?""Of course we can." Rex nods, patting her on the head."And, and, and sit on Lincoln's lap?" "I'm... not actually sure if you're allowed to do that." Rex frowns.Well, at least everybody else seemed to be in fairly high spirits."WILLY!" You hear a familiar voice and the squeaking of a severely overtaxed wheelchair."Laika!" You laugh as the little Russian girl barrels into the room. You pick her up from her wheelchair and spin her around. "How's our littlest pilot doing?!""Great!" Laika laughs. "But honestly, the flights were starting to get a bit boring. Those Chinese can't hit the fat side of a barn! Oh! And Dr. Sokky said that we were going on a... a... um, what's the word-""A vacation, Laika." Sokolov says as he walks in, carrying a backpack with him. "I made sure to pack her things. I have to say, I'm a bit jealous. I'd love to go back to the United States as well, but, work is work, COFFIN 2.0 won't tune itself!""Don't worry, I'm sure Laika will have twice as much fun in your place!" Janice kisses Sokolov on the cheek, causing the scientist to go redder than a beet."Okay, people! Transport is ready to go!" A freshly arrived airman announces. "If you have anything else to do, or you need a piss break, you better take care of it NOW!">Actually, I need to do one more thing. (specify)>Nope, we're good to go.>Other
>>36498300>>Nope, we're good to go.
>>36498300>>Actually, I need to do one more thing. (specify)Discuss what we gonna do offtime.
>>36498300>Actually, I need to do one more thing.Take that piss break. It's a long-ass flight, you know.
>>36498300>Nope, we're good to go.
>>36498300>>Nope, we're good to go.>You hear a familiar voice and the squeaking of a severely overtaxed wheelchair.Goddamnit, why we haven't give her some prosthetic?
>>36498300>Actually, I need to do one more thing. (specify)Maybe check up on Hessler or Elsa? I don't know how much time has passed since the last mission but...
>>36498352yeah cause...Laika vs You-must-be-this-tall-to-ride signs.She must be like 4 feet tall?
>>36498300>Nope, we're good to goin be we see Raikov sitting outside a cafe sipping a vodka spiked coffee with a robotic arm. That later turns into a claw
>>36498300>Nope, we're good to go.>Ghost: "And, and, and sit on Lincoln's lap?" That's lewd, Ghost. Sit on Rex's lap instead.
>>36498370And channeling Konstantina."My love, the Red one....Why you must leave early last time..?"
>>36498190I rather like it. And I'm kinda surprised it's the first too, but I'm not complaining. I'm not in it for those as much as everyone else, haha.
So the DFC-upgraded-to-MOHs were for teh Battle we just had, or for the Princess-rescuing, or for something else?How much time has passed?Did Pierce get the chance to have that talk with German Snipergirl like he wanted?
>>36498353This as I want to know how they're doing.
>>36498300>Actually, I need to do one more thing.double check our stuff is ready to go, do stop by the latrine and all. THEN go.>>36498352prosthetic takes time to make and fit. Also she has to get measured properly for one. I have family members who have lost limbs and have to wear prosthetic. You just can't get them at the front line of a hot war.
>>36498406The princess rescuing.
>>36498367>amputee, At best she's two feet.Imma drown myself in tears now.
>>36498353omg this, why we forget, 1 week isn't that long
>>36498353WE MUST CHECK ON HESSLER AND ELSA.
>>36498353they ded, hessler died and elsa self-terminated
>>36498353Shit. This. Make it quick, I guess?
>>36498353They're dead friend.
>>36498263It's okay. It's a growing list....>>36498403Kind of surprised too all things considering especially the first lewd pic is Psycomoto.Will a Psycomoto route be like this though I thought this was Bridgette's thing?Also I just realized since their having sex in the jet does that make it a threesome? Frank is inside Psycomoto and their both inside the Wyrevn
>>36498525To be fair, making lewd about Ice-Slider-Katya would need a whole 24-page book to do it justice.
>>36498353this. Ask if they want anything.
>>36498563you know what you must do.Make your doujin and apply for a table at comiket
>>36498525Bridgette's thing is summoning Frank to the bayou to deal with a great threat that has devastated her clan for decades.HIIISSS
>>36498563Each or all at once? I don't mind either.
>>36498581oh god my sides
>>36498563That looks like a challenge to me, go for it!
>>36498580Me and long-term project generally is not a good match.I am surprised i still making arts for you guys.
>>36498614No better time to challenge yourself then
>>36498581I thought it was a long of off-spring in her clan but then I got the reference.I'm so slow.>>36498614Glad your still doing it though.
>>36498614Well we appreciate it dude.
>>36498614And we all love you for it. Keep it up.
>>36498614We're all glad you still are, though.
>>36498300"Nope, we're good to go." You say."All right." The airman nods and motions to a tuck idling outside. "Sorry about the ride, sir. It was the best we could get on short notice.""No worries. It beats walking." You give a friendly grin. You all pile into the back of the truck, though Laika needed a bit of extra help due to her condition. The ride itself is fairly short though, taking you to a waiting C-5 heavy transport plane. However, as your helping your witches unload their gear and disembark the truck, you see an ambulance rolling up to the C-5 as well. You were aware that in addition to transferring personnel, it was also carrying wounded back to the States for proper treatment. However, what surprised you was seeing Elsa carting a wheelchair bound Hessler out of the ambulance, with Rubens in tow."Hey, Janice, can you handle things here for me?""Of course!" She nods.You jog over to the two Germans and wave. Elsa catches sit of you and waves back, while Hessler only gives you a respectful nod."I didn't expect you to be on this flight." You say.(cont)
>>36498751"Didn't expect to see you here, either." Elsa grins. "Going AWOL?""Nah, only the President wanting to personally pin a medal on my chest." You respond. "Congratulations." Hessler says. "The Medal of Honor, I assume?""That's right." You nod. "Anyways, what are you two doing here?""Well, we got orders to return to Germany." Elsa shrugs. "Seems like NATO's preparing a big push, and we've technically already done our jobs, so there's no more reason for us to be here.""I also suspect, with Hessler's close brush with death earlier, her superiors want her back under a tighter leash." Rubens adds in."Baseless rumors." Hessler grunts. "And why am I still in this wheelchair? I'm perfectly-""Sorry, Hessler, but as long as you're my patient, I'M in charge." Rubens says simply as she puts a hand on Hessler's shoulder, keeping her in the wheelchair. "Trust me, you don't want to piss off your doctor."Even the mighty Silver Tiger had the foresight to admit defeat, and she grumbles as she settles back into her wheelchair."And you say I'M the childish one!" Elsa laughs.>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two.>You know, I think you two would do a lot more good here than in Europe.>Other
>>36498764>>OtherElsa done good.
>>36498764>>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two.
>>36498764>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two.
>>36498764>>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two.Well, what did that ad say? "From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank?">>36498724>>36498702>>36498674>>36498671Hahaha, thank you for all of your encouragement.
>>36498764>>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two.These are best Krauts.
>>36498764>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two. I hope she can show up in Ghost's thread now
>>36498764>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two.Hessler all of my HnnnGg
>>36498614Keep at it, man. You're good people.Do you think you can do the other idea you had for the MoH circle? The first one was golden
>>36498764>Other"What happened between you two?"
>>36498764>>Well, the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two.Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TB252IxFt4
>>36498799Next week will be about them, that for sure.
>>36498817AND GOOD LEWDINGS.
>>36498794>I hope she can show up in Ghost's thread nowMaybe they'll show up on TW89Who am I kidding, that assumes Maus will ever run again and we all know that ain't happening.
>>36498884DEATH TO WITTMANN
>>36498895>Dick for Wittman!FTFY anon.
>>36498895Personally, i am sure even MacLeod will question some of Wittmann decision about Jake.
>>36498764"Well the Pacific isn't going to be the same without you two." You say solemnly."Yeah, it's been fun." Elsa grins. "But hey, you ever find yourself in Europe, be sure to drop by! You know, to visit, not to pull our asses out of the fire, hopefully.""I'll be sure to." You laugh. With that, the Germans and your squadron boards the C-5, which was incredibly spacious since this one was purely dedicated to personnel transport. You all strap in the seats on the sides of the fuselage, with you and Janice making sure Laika was secured extra tight. Some more medical personnel came in wheeling in wounded, either by stretch or by wheelchair, and made sure they were all properly lashed down before leaving. Finally the loadmaster gives a thumbs up the ground crew and hits the switch to close the loading hatch.You'd like to say that a C-5 flight was a smooth as a passenger liner, but... it wasn't The plane was designed to carry cargo first, and cater to crew comfort never. However, things started to get better as the plane leveled out. Immediately, plane was abuzz with conversation, mostly talk about what people were going to be doing once they got back to the states.>Talk to anyone in particular? (specify)>Take the opportunity to get some rest.>Other
>>36498942>>Talk to anyone in particular? (specify)Tarin
>>36498942>Tell Russian the wonders of fast food and other American things.
>>36498942>>Talk to anyone in particular? (specify)Laika, what ya wanna eat?
>>36498960yes time for indoctrination
>>36498942>>Talk to anyone in particular? (specify)-Laika, ask if she excited with this impromptu vacation. -Hessler and Co.
>>36498942>Take the opportunity to get some rest.
>>36498942>Talk to anyone in particular? Laika, tell her ALL about D.C. This will be her first time there.
>>36498942>Talk to anyone in particular? (specify)Laika, answer her questions about the America.
>>36498895>>36498930It's hilarious and ironic, because the historical Wittman - the SS officer that TWQ Wittman is based on, is supposed to be too aggressive for a wehrmacht officer, and even a little bit of a glory hound by the heer.a.k.a. everything TWQ Wittman thinks is wrong with MC.
>>36498930that wasn't very whitty of you anon
>>36498942>>Talk to Laika about carnie food and rides.
>>36498981Tell her all about the hidden palace to kill the President.
>>36498942>>36498960I have no idea what's going on in this quest.. but the idea of buying a 1980's Russian Child a happy meal amuses me greatly. I will second this.
>>36498939How so? Also is this before or after the revelation and relationship?
>>36498895Go fuck yourselfWhile we fuck Wittmann
>>36499008>I have no idea what's going on in this questHoo boy, you're ain't seen nothing.
>>36499015After.IMO, even MacLeod will know when to take the risk for the sake of successful mission. While Wittmann, as far as i see, see prefer doing thing relatively safe.>>36499008Yeah!And i heard some famous pizzeria has their re-opening again after some incident. Maybe Laika would like to see it too!
>>36499008Old school macdonald happy meal toys are the best things.
>>36499008>>36499050Oh man, THESE THINGS.WERE IN THE 1980S
>>36499076I had the red fry guy oneI miss my childhood sometimes
Bunch a grown ass anons excited about buying kids happy meals
>>36499046>infamous pizzeriafix'd that for ya.
>>36499089If only Merlin is there and talk to these poor animatronics....except those two puppets. F*ck them.
>>36499076Fuck. I remember those. If I remember right, I had the Icecream dude and the Big Mac one. Hell does anyone even know what McDs gives out anymore? If they still do.
>>36499076>>36499050I wonder how their burgers tasted like back then....Did they have anything exclusive on the menu during the 80's?
>>36499122Shit with Frozen stamped on it.jpg
>>36499134So basically went the way of Cracker Jack prizes. >wowitsnothing
>>36499134Currently I think it's penguins that wind up and roll around and ponies. May or may not have to purchase happy meals from time to time.
>>36498942"So Laika." You say turn to the little Russian girl. "Are you excited to see America for the first time?""Oh yes!" Laika nods so fast you're afraid her head will fall off. "All I have heard or seen of it is from propaganda! Is it true all Americans are cowboys?!""No, Laika.""But... but..." Laika whimpers. "That means Uncle Kitty lied to meeeeeeee!""Who?!" You blink."Ah, um, he was one of my bodyguards! For a loyal Soviet he had strange attraction to American culture! Especially cowboys! He said all Americans were like that!"You were trying to imagine what a Russian cowboy looked like in your head, but your mind just couldn't make the connections."Well, nevermind that." You say. "I have something even better!""Really?" Laika's eyes widen. "What? What!?""Happy Meals." You say simply."You eat happiness?" Laika gets a confused look. "No wonder why you're all so fearsome!""No, no!" You sigh. "It's a meal specially made for kids like you, and it comes with a free toy!""You mean they just GIVE AWAY TOYS FOR FREE?!" Laika gasps."Yeah, pretty much." You nod."AMERICA SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST COUNTRY EVER!" Laika cheers.You could swear you could hear a muffled "Fuck yeah!" somewhere in the back of the plane.>Keep talking with Laika>Talk with someone else?>Other
>>36499046I see that does make sense
>>36499193>Keep talking with Laika
>>36499193>>Keep talking with Laika>Uncle Kittyhoooooo booooy.
>>36499193>Keep talking with LaikaFucking Adorable.Make a Merrican outa you yet!
>>36499193>>Keep talking with Laika
>>36499193>>Talk with someone else?Ask Janice wheres a good place to bring laika
>>36499216>Tiny Russian Hibiki loving "free toys"Muh heart
>>36499193>>Keep talking with LaikaI keked heartily at that last line I did.
>>36499193>Keep talking with LaikaDaughteru is adorbs personified.
>>36499193Oh god if ocelot is in this universe...
>>36499256I don't care what else happens in this quest. She stays safe. End of it all adopt her.
>>36499119But what if they want to give Merlin gifts and life?
The funny thing is I always imagine before Laika came around that Hibiki was Loli/kid Ice
>>36499193>Keep talking with Laika>OtherGet Janice in on this. She should see the palpable adorableness here.
>>36499287And if he's Laika's uncle and possibly mentor...oh jesus that makes way to much sense.
>>36499332God help us when she gets older
>>36499304where there is Ocelot, Big Boss will be there.Now who is the Big Boss on this universe...inb4 its Robert Bishop during his time on 'Nam and Ocelot is one of 'adviser'>>36499318Frank will give them some gift too. 12-gauge shells and 7.62mm NATO rounds.
>>36499301Fuck that...we don't need an actual fucking daughter.
>>36499345I would boooo the fuck out of that
>>36499346Will you deny Laika the chance to be the best big sister ever, Anon?
>>36499361noted and erased from database then.
>>36499373Don't deny Janice's motherhood you fool
>>36499346Wrong! We will give our adopted daughter a real little brother or sister as well. She should not be an only child.
>>36499387Big Boss should stay Big Boss
>>36499346>WeAnon no.. that's you. Go away Laika a best.
>>36499392Oh stop, i got enough sweetness to give me diabetes 100 times over now.
>>36499392>>36499410>And Laika gives her little sibling rides in her wheelchair
>>36499391I'm not denying her motherhood. I want her to be the mother of two kids by giving Laika a sister/brother.>>36499392Fluff got it.
>>36499399>Tarin is one of his daughters.
>>36499392Who are you and what have you done with fluff
>>36499392I just imagine a Kaijitsu no Grisaia like event with Laika and Pierce and Janice's son.
>>36499410Why don't you share the diabeetus then, by drawing it?
>>36499445I am the one and only Fluff, and only wish to see Laika the change to hold her new born little sister and/or brother in her arms one day. I can't rule out Janice having twins....
So when do we adopt her?
>>36499481As soon as we land.
>>36499467This is my contingency plan to keep Merc from offing Laika.He do that, next thread i'll draw that to remind everyone what could have been.>>36499481We haven't yet?Don't answer that.
>>36499193"So where are we going?!" Laika says excitedly. "San Diego? New York? Norfolk? Bremerton? Colorado Springs? Washington DC?""Whoa whoa!" You blink. "I thought didn't know anything about America. How do you know so many places?""Ah, I read them off a target list one time!" Laika says happily, not realizing just how dark the conversation turned."Yeah, well, we're going to DC." You say."OOOH OOOH! That's the one with all the monuments right! And it's the capital?!" Laika bounces up and down."That's right." You nod. "Lots of history in that city.""Mmmmmmm, history sounds boring." Laika pouts. "What about planes? Are there any cool planes there?!""Well, I know the Smithsonian has a lot of old, classic planes." You say. "And Andrews Field is where Air Force One is based.""OOOOH OOOOH!" Laika starts bouncing up and down. "I've never seen it in person before! I wanna see what it looks like!""Really? Where did you see Air Force One?" You raise an eyebrow."Eeerrrrr... I might have seen it once or twice in some combat sims..." Laika says awkwardly."Don't worry, Laika." You pat her on the head. "Those day are behind you, okay?""R-right!" Laika nods. "But... it'd be SUPER AWESOME if I could see it up close!">I doubt the Secret Service would allow it.>Maybe if we pull the right strings...>Other
>>36499481Once we marry janice
>>36499481Never. She's a fucking cripple. No one wants a defective kid.
>>36499497>I doubt the Secret Service would allow it.
>>36499497>>I doubt the Secret Service would allow it.>>Maybe if we pull the right strings...And maybe from very, very safe distance....
>>36499497>>I doubt the Secret Service would allow it.Kind of pushing it there.
>>36499497>I doubt the Secret Service would allow it.Sad truth of it. Secret Service are one of the largest no fun police.
>>36499497>I doubt the Secret Service would allow it.>OtherIf we're lucky, we might be able to watch her land. (or take off)
>>36499507Congratulations I hate someone on the internet.
>>36499497>>Maybe if we pull the right strings...Show her off to the President.Maybe he'll invite her onboard.
>>36499497>>I doubt the Secret Service would allow it.>>Maybe if we pull the right strings...whynotboth.jpg
>>36499496OR you could draw it in advance and offer it to Merc as a sacrifice, to ensure the Littlest Cossack's safety.
>>36499549thats not how blackmail work, anon.But well, one more suggestion for my list.
>>36499549>offing a shipgirlMERC NONOT UNTIL YOU INTRODUCE LAIKA'S SISTERSIN FACT, MAKE IT 3 SISTERS.
>>36499507Nice try but you get nothing
>>36499497>>I doubt the Secret Service would allow it, but we might be able to pull some strings and get a view of it from a distance.
>>36499549I thought the littlest Cossack is Sanyan?
>>36499587That's the ADORABLE Cossack, and so is her family, by extension.
>>36499497>Maybe if we pull the right strings...
Mr.President I eas wondering if we could see airforce one? Oh? And who is this?My daughter.
>>36499507Found the secret service agent
>>36499612I'll laugh when she dies.
>>36499497"I doubt the Secret Service would allow it." You sigh. "They're pretty uptight when it comes to security. Hell, I don't know if they'd let anybody actually SEE the plane.""Awwwwwww." Laika visibly deflates."Hey, it can't be all bad!" You try to reassure her. "The National Air and Space museum has TONS of planes to check out! You'll love it! I promise!""Pinky promise, then!" Laika says, jabbing her pinky into your face."Okay, okay! Pinky promise!" You laugh as you curl your pinky finger around hers."Good!" Laika gives a loud yawn. "I think I'm gonna.... take a nap now..."And the soft snoring pretty much gives away the fact that she's already fallen asleep.Well, it looks like you've got a trip to the Smithsonian in your immediate future...>Talk to someone else. (specify)>Get some sleep as well.>Other
>>36499497>>Maybe if we pull the right strings...
>>36499610Was* sorry phone.
>>36499628>>Talk to someone else. (specify)Janice
>>36499628>>Talk to someone else. (specify)Janice.talk about our promise with Laika.
>>36499628>Talk to Tarin.Maybe she can tell us a tale about hunting the perfect prey in the concrete jungle...
>>36499628>Talk to someone else. (specify)Tarin, see what she can tell us about her trip to DC.
>>36499628>>Talk to someone else. (specify)TarinMedal ceremonies have families come to attend. But Tarin has no family?
>>36499628>Talk to someone else.Janice. I bet she heard everything.
>>36499628>Get some sleep as well.
>>36499628>>Talk to someone else. (specify)JaniceGet the sightseeing sorted out
>>36499628>Talk to someone else. (specify)Tarin
>>36499628>Talk to someone else. Red
>>36499700What? It flows. You think the secret service would let a cold war era russian into the Smithsonian?
>>36499753Well if that fails, maybe we can take her to meet other girls her age.
>>36499753>>36499775I think he refer to the fact that the post already updated with new options.
>>36499628"Janice, I'm sure you heard everything." You say."Oh, yes I have." Janice smiles, trying not to burst out into giggles. "It's just so adorable watching the two of you talk!""You do realize that this means that we'll have to secure tickets to the Smithsonian, right?""Don't worry, I have friends who work there. We can get in anytime!" Janice puffs with pride. "Leave it to me!""Thanks." You smile and turn to Tarin. "So, Tarin, what brought you down to DC? I can't imagine it was for a social call.""Well..." Tarin pauses. "Do you want to hear about the business or the pleasure?">Business>Pleasure>Both>Other
>>36499775Bit we pinky promised
>>36499796>>PleasureWe have an idea of what she does.Let's talk more about her hobbies
>>36499796>BothWe got plenty of time.
>>36499796>>BothBusiness first then.
>>36499796>>BothJanice is the best girlfriend/waifu, ever.
>>36499796>BothPorque no los dos?
>>36499799Commies, man. Commies everywhere!
>>36499796"I dunno, how about both." You grin."Ah, well." Tarin blinks. "It was a couple years back. I got invited to a wedding from one of my old classmates. Apparently, she still remembered me well enough to send an invitation to be a bridesmaid, and well, I thought it would be rude not to come.""Like, you actually showed up there, right? Didn't go invisible or skulk in the shadows or anything?""Why would you think that?" Tarin raises an eyebrow."Well, because you're you." You point out."Ah, right." Tarin nods. "Well, I was there, And properly dressed, as well.You try to imagine Tarin in an actual dress, but your brain simply cannot make the connections."You're trying to picture me in a dress, aren't you." Tarin says flatly."Can you really blame me?""I guess not." Tarin sighs. "It was all right. I didn't have to talk to anyone much and the food was good, at least.""And the business?""Apparently there were some interested parties in DC who needed a witch that was good at her job and didn't ask questions." Tarin shrugged. It seemed that was all she was willing to say.>There's go to be more than that.>Okay, I get the gist.>Other
>>36500047>>Okay, I get the gist.
>>36500047>Okay, I get the gist.
>>36500047>>Okay, I get the gist.Also tease her by offering to get her as a bridesmaid for your wedding with Janice just for the chance to see her in a dress.
>>36500047>>Okay, I get the gist."Tarin, if you ever write an autobiography, i get the feeling most of the pages will be entirely censor bars."
>>36500047>Okay, I get the gist.So who was this classmate that invited her?
>>36500047>>Okay, I get the gist.Bit above our paygrade, that.
>>36500070>Okay, I get the gist.So who was this classmate that invited her?This
>>36500047"Okay, I get the gist." You nod. "Still, I take it you practically know every inch of the city?""Yes. How did you know?" Tarin looks at you curiously."...just a hunch.""Attention, passengers." You hear the pilot speak over the intercom. "We are on approach to Andrews Field and will be landing shortly. Please ensure everybody is properly seated and secured."You were at Andrews already? Shit, the time really flew.With landing imminent, the loadmasters began aggressively patrolling the bay, tightening each and every seat belt and safety strap they came across despite several protest. Once the C-5 touches down, the loadmaster waits for the craft to come to a full stop before giving the all clear signal and lowering the ramp. The passengers begin disembarking as a small army of medics and orderlies shuffle in to cart out the wounded. You can see Ruben signing Hessler out to the care of another doctor, no doubt to complete their transfer back to Europe. Elsa waves farewell to you, and you even see Hessler follow up with a small and curt wave of her own. "Captain Pierce?" An airman comes up to you, clipboard in hand."That's me." You nod."If you can please wait here, sir, the President would like to see you.""Really?" You look around the airfield, but don't see him or any of his retinue. "Where?""Just a second. He's a few minutes late." The airman says as you hear the roar of another plane landing. You turn, expecting to see another military transport, but instead you get a glimpse of Air Force One in all of its glory. "Holy shit." You and probably the rest of your squadron mutter."YEEEESSS!" You hear Laika cheer, her arms flailing wildly in the air.The door then opens, and a flurry of politicians and bodyguards file out, followed by Secret Service agents and Japanese Royal Guards.Wait, that could only mean-(cont)
>>36500311Then the President and the Emperor both exit the plane, laughing as if they were lifelong friends. Actually, it made sense, since the Emperor was the man who recommended you for the Medal of Honor.All of you salute as the President approaches. Laika looks around, a bit confused, before following suit with her own salute in order to fit in."So, you're the young men and women the Emperor has been talking so much about, eh?" The President chuckles. "No need to be so stiff, son. I don't bite.""Yes, sir!" You say, not even relaxing at all."Anyways, I'm sorry for all the short notice, but as you can see, we've all got busy schedules." The President grins. "But you'll be able to stay here for a few days. You've got one day for the ceremony and another day after. We don't want to keep you off the front for too long, eh?""No sir." You shake your head."Anyways." The President takes a folder from one of his aides. "Lodging has been something of a nightmare for us lately, especially with the Emperor arriving in town. If you want, we can set you up at St. Regis.""Oh no, we couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that!" You shake your head. St. Regis was probably the most upscale hotel in all of DC. "Ah, don't worry about that, the Emperor is footing the bill!" The President laughs."It is the least I can do for the men who saved my precious daughter." The Emperor nods."Or if that's too fancy for you, you and your squad could always stay in the White House." The President grins. "The wife keeps complaining we never have enough visitors over. What do you say?">We'll stay at St. Regis.>We'll stay at the White House>The barracks at Andrews are fine for us.>Other
>>36500324>We'll stay at the White House
>>36500324>>We'll stay at the White House
>>36500324>We'll stay at St. Regis.Dude. The emperor is footing this bill.
>>36500324>>We'll stay at the White HouseHey, if he's offering...
>>36500324>We'll stay at St. Regis.He's still the President, let's not overstep ourselves.
>>36500324>>We'll stay at St. Regis.Can't let Whiskey hotel ruined for inevitable surprise Russian visit.
>>36500349Dude. It's the fucking White House.You know what it's like inside? It's freakin' swank.
>>36500324>>We'll stay at St. Regis.Laika is a foreign national, and her cover story is as thing as tissue paper. Off capitol hill.
>>36500324>>We'll stay at St. Regis.It's not everyday, and why half-ass a small vacation?
>>36500324>We'll stay at St. Regis.>Emperor footing the billAlso >>36500364 brings up a point. I really don't want that talk (still going to happen somehow though).
>>36500324>>We'll stay at St. Regis
>>36500362Not nearly as swank as St. Regis. The White House is a busy place, probably even busier during war. Little privacy, and we're here with Janice.
>>36500324>We'll stay at St. Regis
>>36500324>We'll stay at St. Regis.
>>36500324>>We'll stay at St. Regis.
>>36500324>>We'll stay at St. Regis.>inb4 the honeymoon suite is all that's available
>>36500324>>We'll stay at St. Regis.we want some alone time with Janice, and the white house has no concept of privacy
>>36500324>We'll stay at St. Regis.Much as J & P would probably like to say they got it on in the White House...Hmm. Is there a IRL equivalent of the Mile High Club for the White House?
>>36500479>Oval Room Smoking?
>>36500479The "We Fucked In The White House Club"Contains very esteemed individuals, like Marilyn Monroe.
>>36500557No slick Willy in this universe.
>>36500324"Sorry, sir, the offer to stay at the White House is tempting, but if the Emperor is footing the bill, I intend to take full advantage of St. Regis." You say."Understandable." The President nods. "Anyways, I got business to attend to. There's a war on, if you haven't heard!" "Of course, sir. We'll see you at the ceremony, then.""And one more thing!" The President points at Bullseye. "How would you like to fly Marine One?""W-what!?" Bullseye blinks, completely caught off guard. "Are you shitting me?!"You see the gathered Secret Service agents also turn their heads to the President. This obviously was not part of the plan. "Sir," one of the agents whispers to the President, "he hasn't been properly vetted or cleared-""Son, from what I've heard and read, this man is one of the best goddamn help pilots on the planet! I mean, he auto-rotated a helo onto a carrier! If you can't trust a pilot like that, I might as well just fire the whole lot of you!"The Secret Service agents just look at each other nervously and back off."I thought so." The President grins and turns back to Bullseye. "So what do you say, son? Want to take the President for a spin?""You bet your ass I would!" Bullseye says happily and points to Nungesser. "And um, you think I can bring a friend along?""I'd be honored." The President kisses Nungesser's hands. "Closer relations with the French never hurt anyone either.""So, uh, I'll catch you at the hotel later then, sir?" Bullseye looks to you."Go knock 'em out." You laugh. Shit, you just barely landed in DC and there was all sorts of stuff happening. You had a feeling you'd be getting no rest while you were here...>And that's it for tonight! I think we got through a decent amount here so next thread will be next week! Don't forget Ace Combat on Friday and Cyberpunk Idols on Saturday!
>>36500593Thanks for the run Merc.
>>36500593Merc, I've been catching up on Gundam Build Fighters Try and I can't help but every time I'm watching an episode, I always keep wondering what would Team Magicians would do?Is that strange?
>>36500593See ya next time Merc
>>36500593Second best President after MICHAEL WILSON. Thanks for the fun run, Merc!
>>36500593Thanks for the thread today!
>>36500655Did you go through the list?>1. Juggle Balls>2. Critical Hit With Artillery Support>3. AMERICA>4. "Here Comes the Snow!!!!"
>>36500655nope as GBFQ seemed to take some pages out of it before it even aired.
>>36500655If Merc ever ran a GBFT Quest you know that one of the final battles would be against a Demons of Razgriz team.
>>36500690Pretty much though I wonder if Jack style of playing will be cheating at times. I meant during a fist fight he uses a heat knife launcher. Our Balls chasing down Hoshino's Core Fighter. Hell Even Lucina and Jack's GM Drive will be a curb stomp on some of the more annoying antagonists.
>>36500655I'm not alone!The 3 a team thing was a strange coincidence.
>>36500593Holy crap dude.Fun thread once again, Merc!
>>36500693The only thing it missed was the one mobile armor for the entire team.>>36500705Really, I thought if we did we might be someone else and will pick a new gunpla then see Jack being surrounded by the Team Magician girls and get teased by that. Or just seeing having Team Magicians fighting again. We may be able to use Mac.
>>36500722I thought the mobile armor was more of a coincidence then anything else.Some of my favorite fights were with Mobile Armors
>>36500705The real final boss is a Möbius, Blaze, and Cipher trio.
>>36500690What about our other teammates/
>>36500778Form some YT comment i got:"All squadrons this is Sky Eye... report in!""Mobius One standing by.""Ghosts of Razgriz standing by.""Galm Team ready.""Garuda Team in position.""Scarface Squadron awaiting orders.""Gryphus Squadron, standing by.""All planes, this is Mobius One: SHATTER THEIR SKIES!"
>>36500835....So their all using G-Fighters and Core Boosters?
>>36500835Its also Sky Eye's birthday.
>>36500858No Waveriders? Please anon.I still sad we don;t get transformable MS on GBFQ but that Jester mask worth it.
>>36497669I just realized this now but I'm starting to wonder if Ice always wears that under her clothes?
>>36500870maybe on sleep....
>>36500916Holding a Frank body pillow?