I have been waiting for this thread

>Denounce Harlot

>>36512082
>[x] Mock the Frenchie bastards in your German which you learnt by reading Mein Kampf. "1940 Surrender of France, Best day of my life!"
KIRCHE ROUTE BEST ROUTE

>>36512082
[X] Wander into the forest never to be seen again.

>>36512082
[] Mock the Frenchie bastards in your German which you learnt by reading Mein Kampf. "1940 Surrender of France, Best day of my life!"

>>36512082
[] Denounce the degenerate in front of you for wearing zettai ryouiki like a degenerate little prostitot.
this sounds like a fun joke quest

>>36512082
>[] Denounce the degenerate in front of you for wearing zettai ryouiki like a degenerate little prostitot.

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>>36512214
>>36512376

"Listen up! Listen up you Frenchie bastards! Remember that it is the Germans who own you. It is the Germans who own you and own your women and will over their cunts for eternity! While you are a busy fucking colonial slave pussy, we Germans will continue to rule the continent! The continent is ours! All of it belongs to us! Your women are whore, but we will correct them by pouring in the mighty Germanic seed, while you filthy frogs are forced to watch, your hands tied behind the tree! You weakling French pissshits, we own your women's pussies! 1940 Surrender of France, Best day of my life!"

Busy, they all were, trying to comprehend whatever you ranted out. Evidently, bilingualism was not their forte.

Fortunately, one of them understood you.

Red haired, big breasted...

"Excuse me who are you?"

Wait a minute, Germans aren't tanned!

[] "TURKEY SCHMURKEY"

[] "Of all the people that understand me, it has to be a sandn-"

>>36512520
[] "Of all the people that understand me, it has to be a sandn-"

>>36512520
[x] "TURKEY SCHMURKEY"
AND THUS OUR PROTAG WAS NAMED

>>36512520
[] "Of all the people that understand me, it has to be a sandn-"

>>36512520
[] "Of all the people that understand me, it has to be a sandn-"

>>36512520
>[] "TURKEY SCHMURKEY"
I don't even know what this means!

>>36512520
>Fucking sandniggers.

>>36512520
>[] "Of all the people that understand me, it has to be a sandn-"

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>>36512548
>>36512571
>>36512572
>>36512597

"Of all the people that understand me, it has to be a sandn-" Your near uttering of a term of racial hatred is interrupted when the pink degenerate lays her lips on yours.

[] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.

[] Enjoy it.

>>36512658
>[] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.

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>>36512082
why does this exist

holy shit this actually exists

>>36512658
[] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.

>>36512658
Enjoy it

Also, don't piss off Tabitha

>>36512658
[x] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.
GUYS STOP AVOIDING KIRCHE POINTS

>>36512658
[] Enjoy it.
Sweet miscegenation.

>>36512658
[] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.

>>36512658
>[] Enjoy it.

>>36512658
>[X] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.

>>36512658
[X] Enjoy it.

Make up your mind goddamnit!

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>>36512658
>[] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.

>>36512658
>[X] Enjoy it.

>>36512658
> Kiss the sandnigger.

>>36512658
>[] Enjoy it.

>>36512837
/tg/ can't decide between waifus and /pol/ jokes, anon.

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>>36512658
>[] ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE! Ask Sandface to translate your denunciation of Pinkhead.

Disregard bitches acquire wehrmachtsgespann.

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>>36512675
>>36512697
>>36512703
>>36512712
>>36512839

Your reaction to Pinkhead's attempt to unburden her mighty precocious lust onto you is to cuntpunt her.

She gives out a mighty scream, back, but not falling to the ground. You see a bald man behind her readying his staff, but baldie is interrupted by Sandface.

You invite Sandface over.

"Translate for me."

"Yes."

You start your rant against degeneracy, with Sandface translating for you.

"Listen up Princess. You do not randomly go around kissing people. That is the way of whores and harlots."

You can see that upon the translation, Pinkhead pouts at you.

"Do you know why kissing random people is wrong and disgusting? It's because it means you're saying to everyone, 'Hey, come here, I'm a loose little whore who hasn't had enough cocks shoved up her ass and insides, so I need another dickstick to fish me up real good.'"

The translation comes to an end as an explosion knocks you out.

---

[] Wake up

[] I need to finish my dream.

Gonna take a break until 0200 UTC

holy shit this entire thread, my sides.

>>36512658

[when rapes is inevitable lay back and] Enjoy it.

>>36512960

[] I need to finish my dream.

>>36512960
[] Wake up

>>36512960
[X] Wake up

>>36512960
[x] I need to finish my dream.

>>36512960
>[] Wake up

>>36512960
[X] I need to finish my dream.
Der jude was finally gone. It was wonderful.

I really hope /pol/PC gets his shit pushed in by Louise.

>>36512960
>[] Wake up
escapism is not healthy

>>36513061
>escapism is not healthy
This... this is a quest thread. This IS escapism...

>>36512960
>[] Wake up

>Wake up
Escapism is for degenerates who play video games

[X] Wake up

We have degenerates to insult and Frenchies to conquer. This isn't the time for sleeping

>>36512960
Finish the dream m8

Mein sides. Well done, OP.

>>36513103
Fuck off you pizza-cutter wielding faggot.

>>36512960
> I need to finish my dream.
Let's see what this deluded cunt sees in his sleep.

>>36512915
honestly, accurate portrayal, well done tg.

>>36512960
>[] I need to finish my dream.

>>36512960
>[] I need to finish my dream.

>>36512960
>[x] I need to finish my LEWD dream.

This is just like big momma quest, but with magic.

Wow. I took a look at Pol, and it really is just as bad as the memes say. Holy shit. I need a bath.

>>36517826
As a /pol/ak, I can safely say you have every right to shame us. When I first arrived at the board actual political discussion happened, now what goes on in that God forsaken place can't even be called shitposting...

>>36517885
It actually runs in circles.
I first entered when it was a parody.
Then shit happened and they had actual discussion.
Then it fell apart again.

They need events to focus on.

>>36512960
[] I need to finish my dream.
Dream while you can, there won't be time for that soon enough.

>>36519159
Bippity Bumpity boo.

>>36517826
Some of them get things right, as long as it isn't the edgy mein kampf totting teens or the anarchofags, or the "communists" who seem to believe stalin was a TRUE HERO, or the liberal-trolls, or the libertarian/ancap utter bullshit, or the....
Okay maybe about 2% of the board gets things right.


No but seriously, an opinion on /pol/ based on the alternative:
After 2 minutes in a university campus interacting with some people from humanities departments I realized that /pol/ at least manages to be a somewhat nutsack-funny kind of retarded.

As opposed to real life fucktards who happen to be just retarded with no fun.
And that goes for both right wing and left wing.

>>36522198
As always, the asshole of the internet shows the truth of the world.

>>36512520
>Rant about how inferior frenchies should watch helplessly as their women are bred by superior ubermensh (Germans)

>>36512960
>A frenchie woman kisses you
>Flip out and rant at her instead of seeing ti as the proper way of things and an improvement of the worlds genepool

why is tg retarded?

>>36522198
>or the "communists" who seem to believe stalin was a TRUE HERO

ubisoft says:
-Templars invented capitalism to keep people down
-Assassins invented communism to free the people
-Stalin was a templar agent whose agenda was to "give communism a bad name" and "to corrupt communism"
-Mao was a true hero of the people and an assassin
-Modern assassins oppose communism since it has been fully corrupted by stalin
-Assassin creed was made by a diverse multicultural team, diversity means people who look different but think exactly the same.

>>36524037
Did you not read the thread title?

>>36512960
reload earlier save and react differently as per >>36524037

>>36524094
Still better than the Unity "Pouring thousands of dollars into building the assets for a female character and rewritting multiple parts of the game to make it make sense is totally not a big investment" faggotry.
I can't belief how the fuck NO ONE ever mentioned that Ubisoft's "It's too much effort" excuse was abso-fucking-lutely valid.

Those guys have ALWAYS had issues with being tight on schedule and just cramming in ideas without proper testing. Why the fuck would you want them to spend even more resources on less vital aspects of the game?

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>>36524681
Just let it die

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>>36524727
no...

Did op die or something?

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lol I donno, I hope he gets back soon tho. this is fucking hilarious. As someone that loves the idea of a non betafaggot getting summoned by Loise von flatbitch IM likeing this so far.

>>36524778
op said
>Gonna take a break until 0200 UTC
which is 8 hours from now

>>36524852
ah. well.

>>36524852
huh, maybe he meant 20:00 utc?

>>36524924
maybe, which would be in 2 hours

>>36513061
go away Marche. Don't you have entire races and planets to genocide?

...on second though, please stay here. This quest might be relevant to your interests.

>>36512960
>[] I need to finish my dream.
Assuming this means we stay in zero universe, if not then wake up I guess.

>>36512960
>[] I need to finish my dream.
Dreams are better than facing that shitty pink tsundere.

>>36524828
There is plenty of that kind of fanfiction, actually.
Like the one where she summons Ezio.

>>36525492
thats one of the better ones,shame it was almost a year ago it last updated

>>36525492
Or Napoleon. That one's great.

>>36525544
>Napoleon
wait what? Crazy French Midgets teaming up!? Why have I only now heard of this?

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>>36525563
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7736264/1/Emperor-of-Zero

He basically eats Tristania's lunch.

>>36525563
>Crazy French Midget
>Implying Napoleon was short

>>36525620
>5'2"
>not short
Manlets, when will they learn.

>>36525620
No, he wasn't just short, he was really a midget.

>>36525668
He was 5'6

>>36525693
Still manlet.

>>36525544
I hated his chronic backstabbing.
Especially when he burned down that church with the queen inside.

And yes, I know that that's what Napoleon would do.

The best fanfiction is probably the one where she summons the VRMMORPG from SAO.
At least for the first one or two parts. The author has been adding way too much obnoxious bloat.

>>36525701
Only by todays standards, for his time he was pretty much the average

>>36525721
Really, the whole point of even having Napoleon is to make him the BBEG. If the fanfic continued, it'd basically turn into Empress Louise vs. Napoleon.

>>36525753
Maybe for pre-teen boys.

We need a FoZ fanfic with Vlad Tepes, a true hero

>>36525721
The one where louise gets transported to the zone was a pretty good one

>>36525774
You're trying too hard

>>36525492
I like the one where saito summons loise instead

>>36525832
Which one is that?

>>36525840
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10796552/1/Summoned-to-War

It's pretty silly

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>>36525701
>Still manlet.
Actually, napoleon was normal sized. Its just that at the time it was fashionable to have an honor guard of giants.
And when people compared him to them he looked tiny by comparison

>>36525852
also brittish propaganda

>>36525492
>>36525544
For some reason FoZ was super popular on forum.spacebattles.com (a scifi/military fiction fan site) for a while. The people on there have written a shitload of FoZ crossover fanfics and quests, everything from Touhou to Exalted to Star Wars to Beetlejuice to the Napoleon one.

>>36525905
sorry, forums.spacebattles.com, with an s

>>36525905
It was because of some discussion in the creative writing dedicated to fixing FoZ. They noted that it was a pretty interesting setting on its own, but the harem aspect dragged it down.

Have some good shit while OP is MIA

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7667766/1/Making-Magick

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8753582/1/Overlady

>>36525933
Also because the 'summoning' thing is quite possibly the easiest foundation for fanfiction ever. Instead of the Omeganerd, Louise summons whatever, and everything goes off the rails.

Best one I've seen was where she summoned an Infernal Exaltation.

>>36525905
>a scifi/military fiction fan site
It's also a puritan shithole.
Their fanfictions are generally above average in quality, but some of their censorship leads to authors being banned or parts of stories being hard to understand due to authors trying to dance around the fact that two consenting sixteen-year-olds fucked consensually.
Because, apparently, it's childporn to write about a healthy relationship between teenagers.

And don't get me started on their SJW sister board...

Another mildly neat one is where Saito is summoned by Loise a second time.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7283624/1/The-Familiar-Times

>>36525851
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9561635/1/Zero-s-Reversal
Another slightly better version of that premise.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7174864/1
/Like-a-King

>>36526081
got a link to that?

>>36526046
http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/znt-the-sea-of-knowledge.236443/
Louise summons herself into post-singularity world, then comes back and has to re-adjust to her original life.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8118551/10/On-The-Wings-Of-An-Eagle
Ezio summon.

>>36526167
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6654901/1/A_Green_Sun_Illuminates_the_Void

>obligatory Hill of Blades mentioning
>obligatory its overated reply
>obligatory people bickering over it.

There, glad we got that out of the way.

>>36526210
What is the Hill of Blades and why is it overrated?

>>36526210
Well, yeah, it *is* shit and I feel that the author might be a pedophile, considering his heavy focus on children.

Anyway:
http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/halkegenia-online-thread-23-i-think-were-going-to-be-alright.9798/
Louise summons a familiar from SAO.
Unfortunately, that familiar is currently inside of a VRMMORPG.
Naturally, the magic decides to just summon the entire fucking setting, alongside all players.
Shit goes down.

>>36526210
>>36526230
It IS SHIT. And that is the truth.

>>36526230
FoZ/Fate Stay crossover.
It's not that good, but your typical fanfic consumer has no discerning taste and thus can't tell.
It's not absolutely terrible, though.

>>36526230
It basically started the trend of ZnT crossovers.
Louise summons Shiro.
The story barely changes, despite summoning Mr. Sword.
Shirou's power level fluctuates wildly, the author is really obsessed with having Shirou interact with children, the writing isn't all that good, etc.

>>36526230
fate stay night crossover, basicaly the definitve louise summons x story, or at least it insired a lot of others, i personaly like it

>>36525933
>They noted that it was a pretty interesting setting on its own, but the harem aspect dragged it down.

To clarify on this, it's because FoZ is one of the few settings that's both high fantasy and explicitly set in the 1600s or so rather than being "generic medieval" like a lot of Tolkien based fiction.

There are muskets, anti-monarchist revolutions, pike block soldiers, mixes of magic and Renaissance war tactics that actually make sense, lots of political maneuvering, and other interesting stuff... but the original author of the series dumped it all into the background and secondary plotlines to focus on harem bullshit instead.

>>36526109
>some of their censorship leads to authors being banned or parts of stories being hard to understand due to authors trying to dance around the fact that two consenting sixteen-year-olds fucked consensually

They do this because anytime they try and loosen the restrictions, people immediately descend into writing outright underage porn and other creeper stuff that risks their web host shutting the site down.

>>36526253
I tried reading that one but honestly it's just too damn long for me. Why are fanfic authors so resistant to ever writing self-contained stories that actually have endings?

>>36526280
Correct.

>>36526281
>>It's not that good, but your typical fanfic consumer has no discerning taste and thus can't tell.
Just like all Questfags?

>>36526318
>shots fired

>>36526230
Its a Familiar of Zero crossover with Fate-Stay where Loise summon a slightly older Shirou Emiya. Its pretty decent and the writing is okay, plus many people use it as a rubric for what FoZ fanfics should be.

However there's the inevitable divide between the fanboys who fawn over it excessivl yand are incapable of seeing its flaws, and the people who hate immensely as well as anyone who enjoys it.

while its not perfect, or even great, its an okay read to waste time on if you're really bored. Personally I thought it was kinda lame and boring crap, yet enjoyed it for what it was in the same way one would enjoy a crappy B-Movie, then again I watched Manos the Hands of Fate and have become mostly immune and desensitized to garbage because of it.

tl,dr: It's Scub.

>>36526281
>>36526283
It is TERRIBLE!!!

>by the root

Info dumps, info dumps and more info dumps for 40K worth of words. More explanation how awesome Shirou is and how his magic system is superior and better than theirs and how he had a oh so hard life fighting in a magical battle royal bla bla bla and how he came from another world bla bla bla. Not to mention it wasn't Shirou. Just the authors self insert named Shirou

>>36526303
>They do this because anytime they try and loosen the restrictions, people immediately descend into writing outright underage porn and other creeper stuff that risks their web host shutting the site down.
Those guys have serious issues.
Their current rules create a flock of people who feel self-righteous when saying "yuck" as an exclamation, after someone tells them that the mods might kill them for talking about a relationship between consenting teenagers.

...And then there's SV. I saw the shitstorm that caused the current divide and it was hilariously retarded. They never, ever, adressed the actual issues and I'm starting to think that the acronym-person wasn't actually bullied by the mods and the mods just decided to "appease" to the people because they got tired of the fanbase and wanted to quit anyway.

>I tried reading that one but honestly it's just too damn long for me. Why are fanfic authors so resistant to ever writing self-contained stories that actually have endings?
Yeah, it's really fucking wordy. But I like most of the initial content.
The biggest weaknesses are bloat, the author's insistence of actually writing out the "un" that Japanese people say to confirm something (seriously, it's obnoxious to read), too many words, wildly inconsistent power levels and a loss of direction in the current volume. Seriously, it's been an entire fucking volume since we've last seen Louise, despite her finally finding out about the summoning.

>>36526391
This is pretty accurate, but I'd add that part of why it tends to annoy some people is that it sticks to the "stations of canon", where Shirou doesn't really affect the plot at all despite being way more competent and less stupid than the Mister Generic that gets summoned in FoZ originally.

>>36526408
>Just the authors self insert named Shirou
Yeah, that's the biggest flaw.

Wasn't Lousie mother as strong as UBW or something?

>>36526436
Don't know. I couldn't get past the first 2 chapters.

>>36526408
Add in that the info-dumps were by and large almost completely incorrect and you have it.
Magecraft is totally a better system than FoZ magic, though, way more bullshit hax.

>>36526436
>Wasn't Lousie mother as strong as UBW or something?
I can actually somewhat understand this, her magic is wind-based so she could concievably ward off projectiles with wind.
Well, until something with an effect that counters that comes at her, that is.

>>36526410
>Those guys have serious issues.

Yeah, but every time the mods try to loosen up how the rules on sexual content are treated, those sorts of people pop up again who literally don't understand the difference between "implied sex" and "pages worth of explicit smut". I've seen it happen a couple of times before.

>someone tells them that the mods might kill them for talking about a relationship between consenting teenagers

Those people aren't any better either, though.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9894086/10/HOPES-and-FEARS

Louise summons Touma.
The Raildex Verse unites to find him.

I don't even remember if it had any major flaws. I do normally react allergically if someone portrays Mikoto the wrong way, after all. But IIRC she was done correctly here.

>>36526597
>linking to chapter 10

>all of these fics that haven't updated in months

I used to read shitty fanfiction to make commuting easier, but recently Spacebattles has gone to shit.

>>36526670
Disgusting.

>>36526532
>Yeah, but every time the mods try to loosen up how the rules on sexual content are treated, those sorts of people pop up again who literally don't understand the difference between "implied sex" and "pages worth of explicit smut". I've seen it happen a couple of times before.
But what's your stance on "Hermione and another girl service Harry"?
Because I recently decided to read "Biting the Hand that feeds you" (By the way, why the fuck is anyone accepting the dadaism by that one Hedwig poster?) and there was one scene that ended abruptly and made no fucking sense.
If I understand the context of the responses, there was apparently a scene of Hermion and the other girl doing *something* to Harry, but good luck finding out what exactly happened.
And then the next scene was actually written in a way in which knowing that would have been useful.

Writing pure porn should obviously done on a separate sub-board, but what's the issue with a few lines of smut that come naturally from the story?
It's kinda a tradition of fantasy novels, after all. No matter if it's an aging warrior who doesn't believe in love anymore or an elven woman who has a demon transform into her lover while she's asleep and impregnate her will hellspawn that will doom the entire world.

>>36526706
Sometimes an internet community has to embrace one extreme to avoid falling victim to a worse one. Like how /tg/ is SFW even though tits in fantasy art is a time-honoured tradition.

>>36526706
>but what's the issue with a few lines of smut that come naturally from the story?

It's against the ToS of the site's web host and could get them summarily shut down if somebody at the hosting company noticed it.

>>36526775
I figured that much, but thought that it was more about advertisers.
However, they should just flat-out say it and not go with a "holier than you" attitude.
It's what destroyed TVtropes, which had the exact same situation.

>>36526765
/tg/ is only SFW according to 4chan standards.
We are very NSFW according to normalfags.

>>36526436
>>36526520
She had an overpowered tornado drill thing that could get through Rho Aias, but he only used UBW near the end of the story.

>>36526804
That's what I mean. Even though it's completely ridiculous that a place as fundamentally lewd at /tg/ keeps things SFW, we do so, because the alternative is being drowned in shitty porn.

Lesser of two evils. Many communities have to choose it. Though as you pointed out, it is when they get self-righteous about the evil they chose that communities turn to shit.

If /tg/ was going to get a proper FoZ quest, who should be the MC?

I'm reluctant to consider a spacebattles-esque crossover fanfic.

>>36526896
cultist-tan

>>36526896
a standard fa/tg/uy who got summoned after he rolled a Nat 20 to beat the BBEG of the campaign we was in? He could then apply real-world logic and basically turn the whole thing into HP:Method of Rationalization.

Or, y'know, we could send some /tg/ related character like a Wizard or a Paladin or Pun-Pun.

>>36526953
>-tan
>not -chan
what are you, some kind of homosexual?

>>36526896
A random DnD character, maybe a magic user to fit the setting better.

>>36526886
No, what I mean is that we can still post text porn.
Hell, we have /wst/ and had /erp/.
By 4chan standards it's SFW because we only post text porn and lightly clothed (or artistically unclothed) people, while this would be NSFW anywhere else.
I guess the NSFW tag serves a very different purpose on 4chan, in contrast to other places. Maybe because minors aren't allowed to post here, in the first place.

>>36526896
There's a variety of possibilities.
I'd prefer not to have players generate a familiar.
If we use Saito, we should either play Louise or an unrelated character.
If we use a crossover character/a QM-defined OC, we can be the familiar.

As for non familiar/Louise characters, we could be a student at the academy, with political background that relates to the other major characters. Maybe an interesting familiar, even.
If this wasn't /tg/, I'd also suggest an elven infiltrator of human society.
Or we could just play Joseph and nuke everything.

>>36526804
>However, they should just flat-out say it and not go with a "holier than you" attitude.

They have, any number of times. People don't pay attention unless they're told off about it.

>We are very NSFW according to normalfags.

Correct.

4chan is actually a pretty big outlier in terms of forum style sites. Most are on webhosts than ban sexual content (among other things) and flatly shut down sites they find that have it.

>>36526974
yes

>>36526954
Ew, screw that masturbatory shlock. Use Milo from Harry Potter and the Natural 20.

>>36526896
A 3.5 level 20 wizard with all the stats played straight. Tough as twenty mortal men and so on.

>>36526986
>4chan is actually a pretty big outlier in terms of forum style sites.
Yeah, I noticed in the recent weeks.
Our attitude towards copyright infringement is hilariously out of place on the internet, for example.
At the same time, it's much closer to what real people feel about the topic.

And then there's the whole anonymity thing and the fact that we all contribute without ever putting our names on things.
We are communistic anarchists.

>>36527043
Reminds me of that one Skyrim crossover, where her familiar used vidja logic. Like only eating if you are injured.
And then she got infected by his lunacy.
It lost steam afterwards, when they made Tabitha into a pack mule NPC.

So yeah, that might actually be hilarious. A completely broken 3.5 Wizard, though maybe not at level 20.
Dial it down a bit.
The question is if he should be capable of creating new spells, as that would be a bit too much of a disruption of the setting, imo.

>>36526896
Sheogorath

>>36526896
A lich, although playing a native could be interesting. Louise summons X is pretty boring so playing a student could be fun.

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>>36527010
>Milo gets popped in
>asks when the Summon Monster spell ends
>gets pissed at the magic mechanics
>What are these people? Warlocks?
>gets really hyped at having awesome Martial Template
>Spends the time telling Martials to pound sand
>Morde is now a double Familiar!
>teaches Louise Vancian Magic
>Caster Supremacy Shenanigans ensue

>>36527081
you silly, dream people aren't real!

>>36527043
>never actually uses any spells
>just beats faces in with high BAB and saves because almost nobody here is above level 5

>>36527081
CoC, Sheo and Pelinal fused together into one being because the summoning spell thought they were one person. Which they are.

>>36526896
Louise summons the collective conciousness of /tg/ as a voice in her head.

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>>36527078
>>36527081
>>36527101

WAIT, THATS IT!!!!!

Loise Summons Katia Managan

>>36527158
Well, that's a given.

>>36527172
it's shit

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>HoS was okay-good
>GB fanboys are shit
>HoS haters are ridiculous(He's a pedophile because he's not an anti-social fuck while he lives at a highschool or an orphanage, both places he didn't choose)
>Main reason anyone reasonable likes it is because they're big FSN fans
Clubbing other settings over the head with Nasuverse shit is nice.
Everything is subjective but if you didn't open up EMIYA in youtube or someshit during the last chapter you did it wrong.

>>36527158
Louise summons the protagonist of TPP

>>36527106
>Becomes bros with Louise mother, due to her being at least a nuisance to his power level
Either that or they will hate each other.

>>36527172
>>36527101
What the fuck is up with those characters that I never heard of?

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>Louise summons a normal familiar
>all seems well
>/tg/ is in her head telling her to masturbate

How does that sound?
Or is that too Larro?

>>36526896
The blonde dude who uses golems.

>>36527210
I have no idea what the fuck you are even saying.

>>36527158
So a quest about Louise bickering through the fourth wall?
That would get tedious fast.

I mean, at least one quest does use this plot device, but it's actually done invisibly there. Because if the character reacted to the voices, it would turn into pure shit.

>>36527123
Pelinal alone would be amusing considering the setting's elf problem.

>>36524094
>Mao was a true hero
Kek, shame about his authoritarian state, setting China back a couple decades if not more and killing all those millions of people.

>>36527242
>/tg/ playing the NTR asshole
Yeah, nope.

>>36527231
It's simply not decently workable in the quest format.

>>36527242
Yes.
Definitely this.

We shall be the greatest wannabe harem protagonist to ever live!

>>36527210
GB should abandon his hugbox.

>>36527215
She's from a TES related series called "Making a Cat Cry" Basically everyone in the collective consciencenous of this khajiit girl who is a complete failure at everything. She also may or may not have night terrors caused by Lorkhan deciding to dick with her since childhood. She sucks at everything and everytime she tries to be a good-guy the universe slaps her back.

Basically Imagine of PlagueofGripes and Edgar Allen Poe had sex with a cat. and wrote about their weird lovechildren.

http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/

also Lesbian Argonian who is total bro

>>36527270
Larro has had two quests with that exact format and arguably MGNQ does it as well.

>>36527210
>Clubbing other settings over the head with Nasuverse shit is nice.
Only if it's Gil doing the clubbing, otherwise it's as tiresome as Yukari tends to be in Touhou crossovers.

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>>36527346
Gap Hag is Best Hag

>>36527322
Anyone who honestly enjoys Prequel should probably be on a watchlist. It's basically torture porn.

>>36527346
We definitely do need more Gil crossovers.
Or Broskanda.

...Louise summons fourth War Caster?

So I am only one that thinks this story is okay?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9250630/1/Stalker-Zero

>>36527407
It's on my backlog.

>>36527380
I don't disagree. It's still aggravating to watch her walk all over whatever stupidly OP reality warper/physical god has been pulled into Gensokyo this time.

>>36527078
I was thinking less direct game logic and more playing up what the consequences of stats/abilities would be.

A high level rogue who can casually walk on the tips of peoples' spears in the middle of a battle, or a fighter looking like a pincushion full of arrows but not slowed down at all by it, or so on.

>>36527101
This would be amazing.

>>36527215
>hasn't read Harry Potter and the Natural 20
You're worse than pond scum.

>>36527231
Too meta and masturbatory (in the bad writing sense, not the literal sense).

>>36527380
>Yukari
Way overdone in crossovers.

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>>36527403
>FoZ under the tender mercies of BlueBeard
Fund it.

>>36527477
>You're worse than pond scum.
There's a 75% chance that this is some kind of new overhyped teenage faggotry, considering this reaction.

So, what is it?

>>36527465
Fair point

>>36527403
Medusa > Shitskander

>>36527501
In-character teenage D&D munchkin wizard pops into the Harry Potter universe and shenanigans ensue. It's very well written, and not just by fanfiction standards.

>>36526896
Matilda.

>>36527477
>I was thinking less direct game logic and more playing up what the consequences of stats/abilities would be.
Well, yeah, that's what I meant.
The Skyrim part was only tangentially related.

Every Void mage gets a member of an adventuring party.

Imagine what would happen if they met up again.
The elf rouge always hated the dwarf berserker and now they have reason to kill each other.
The Wizard is just loving the ability to be a dick and the Fighter tries to get them all back into line and avoid all that genociding and torture that some of the voide mages want their familiars to do.

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What an interesting dream you are having... In fact, you haven't dreamed this vividly since you screwed /x/tan, probably creating Ebola-chan in the process. In fact, you suspect the reason why you are dreaming so vividly is because in your dream, you are currently thinking of screwing!

Dressed in a white suit, your manhood exposed, you are currently pummeling a Moorish behind!

"Ah...Ah.. Jezebel! That's right, who's your master, Jezebel? Who's your goddamned master?"

Jezebel, the black woman who you are taking, screams in delight as you jackhammer into her insides, preparing to launch your pure Aryan seed into her womb to make your mark on White Civilization. Your member exjoys her wet insides as they continuously slide to and thro from your insides, taunting your need to ejaculate inside of her for every thrust you make.

"Mmmh, mmh, master, don't fill sorry for me, I'm a dirty little whore, punish me all you want master! I'll work in the cotton fields as you've finished, I don't deserve your child!"

You cum, presumably inside of her. Such is the life of a slaveowning Southern gentlemen.

---

/pol/tan's powers

CLEANSE DEGENERACY (Basically a Smite) - Deal extra damage to anyone Old Adolf would deem a degenerate.

DETECT DEGENERACY (+5 Bonus to all perception checks for degeneracy)

---

You've woken up.

The little pink degenerate in her nightdress sees you and picks up a - a fucking horse crop.

[] Exit the room

[] Smite the BDSM degeneracy.

---

It sucks living in Brisbane. Your router melts down and you are forced to listen to a hag rant on about Asians next apartment. Sorry for the extreme delay!

>>36527542
The lack of delicious Medusa hips (As well as Sakura body) in fanart is a huge crime.

Still, Broskander and Medusa are both awesome in their own rights.
Full femininity and full masculinity.
They could make divine babies.

>>36527543
Where can I find it?

>>36527392
I read it mainly because I like TES, and i keep hoping that Katia will eventually win out in the end, or at least find something in life to be content with.

I get off on stories of people overcoming odds and troubles through hard work and determination, all the while learning and growing as a person.

>>36527496
>>36527403
This would be the GREATEST COOOOOL

>>36527501
Min-maxed genre-savy 3.5 edition Wizard gets summoned into Harry Potter-verse. Hilarity ensues as he dicks around talking about Armor Class, Spell Resistance, and keeps trying to prove that Snape is the Villian and keeps hilariously failing

Then the Second year starts and everything goes to crap. Wizard dies and gets sent by Boccob to hunt down Lestrange.

>>36527477
>Too meta and masturbatory (in the bad writing sense, not the literal sense).

Well, it wouldn't be literally /tg/.

The rough concept I have in my head is that Louise summons a familiar of some kind - possibly a supernatural creature with an artifact on its neck, or a small floating black abyss. In the case of the former, the small artifact is the source of the voices. In the case of the latter, it's the partner bond and we basically play as the familiar as well as Louise.

So it would be a fairly traditional quest. The voices have random banter and Louise picks the rational majority decision, though perhaps in protest.

>>36527560
Oh thank God you're alive.

>>36527560
>[] Smite the BDSM degeneracy.

>>36527560
>[] Smite the BDSM degeneracy.

>TELL her that you will not accept raunchy loli on dude BDSM action. She is far too young for that!

>>36527565
Medusa is most definitely best rider

>>36527560
>[X] Flee.

>>36527560
>SMITE DEGENERACY
cleave and smite is always the answer

Is Zero no Tsukaima worth watching?

>>36527571
>This would be the GREATEST COOOOOL
Would he be sane enough to keep his hobby secret from Louise?

What effect would it have on Louise to dream of his actions?

>>36527565
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8096183/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Natural-20

>>36527560
SMITE SMITE SMITE

>>36527560
>[] Smite the BDSM degeneracy.
SMITE!

>>36527638
If you're going to subject yourself to it, don't watch the anime, read the LNs. It's still pretty bad but it's nowhere near as bad as the anime.

>>36527638
No.
The fanservice is bad and forced at the same time.
It's less erotic than Highschool of the Dead.

The LN is also shit.

The setting can be used, though.

>>36527614
And, as of last episode, also most embarassingly killed Rider.
Really, getting curbstomped by a Master in one hit goes way past funny and enters sad.
At least she has a good escuse.

>>36527666
>author died before the LNs ended
I'd prefer watching the anime just for the ever so slightly better sense of closure.

>>36527638
No. either read it, or read the fanfics to gain second-hand knowledge.

>>36527641
I'd make it mostly-sane Caster who occasionally goes nuts. Basically Post-Einzburn-Dojo Caster

Lancer of Black is best servant and best summon

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>>36527560
>[ ] Write in

Chastise her for her sexual immorality and extol the virtues of saving your purity for marriage for the purposes of procreation for the glory of the white aryan race.

Also, Tristan isn't France. It's Belgium. Gallia is the true frog menace.

>>36527638
the op is kinda catchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tim3TY0-o

>>36527638
No. Fanfics can be good though. Premise and world are good, actually story? Awful.

The LNs have an utter obsession with breasts

>>36527668
>No Heaven's Feel route
All the sadness

>>36527788
It doesn't help that most of the characters are retarded, but the MC is especially shit.

>>36527560
>[] Exit the room

>>36527808
Heaven's Feel's getting a movie series, iirc.
Now we just have to wait for Ufotable to realise Ataraxia's a thing.

>>36527808
Movie.

>>36527824
He and Louise deserve each other by virtue of being so goddamn obnoxious.

>>36527788
I do like the anime's attempts at getting some fanservice into this shallow story.
Unfortunately, they really fucking fail at making good fanservice.

Henrietta has the best character design.
And I have lots of awesome Louise fanart. Wish there was more of Siesta and Henrietta.

>>36527863
And I wish that Kirche wasn't such a whore. Everytime she talks I wanna slap her. She is second worse girl.

>>36527863
I like Tabitha and that female knight for some reason.

Can we make her our side kick?

>>36527863
At least your favorite girls got more than a tiny fraction of the story devoted to them.

>>36527928
At least she honestly fucks around, in contrast to Guiche.

And I guess I can tolerate her because I know Saten. Fuck Saten.

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>>36527824
It's a real shape that stupid MC's like Saito are a staple of Japanese LNs rather than good MCs like Saru from Oda Nobuna.

He starts out much like Saito, as an everyman, but is treated roughly because of the Jap feudal system and as such is motivated to become more competent. As his own personal competence grows, his knowledge of history becomes less important due to history changing because of Saru's presence.

>>36528011
Eh, at least Saito isn't the guy from DxD.

>>36527954
We'd have to kill the Uncle and fix her mother.

>>36527847
>>36527848
I am filled with joy.

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>>36527954
/pol/MC should be nice to Tabitha and help her become Empress of Gallia.

>>36528073
Her mother is unfixable unless we have Psychonaut powers. Don't bother and just convince Tabitha to do what would have made her mother proud and/or get revenge.

>>36528055
We're talking about the guy who pulled
>okay, so she likes me
>I MUST IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPT TO SEX HER WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP AND IGNORE HER PROTESTS
Saito is a terrible terrible protagonist until much later in the story and I don't think he ever gets to the point where I'd call him a 'good' protagonist.

>>36527560
[ ] Exit the room

>>36528055
Nope, DxD protag is not a rapist. Just a pervert.

Saito is just awful in every way.

>>36528073
>>36528116
So little sister, Hikaru Genji project, sidekick, bro?

What does Tabithat fit?

>>36528126
But he's got a feedback loop with Louise going.
They corrupt each other.

The DxD guy actually has good girls around him and just manages to get more retarded.

>>36528126
Are you anime only or have you read the LN too?

Because Saito isn't that bad in the LN.

>>36528116
>Psychonaut powers
Louise summons Raz

>>36528055
I like the guy from DXD, he's a pervert but he's funny and has other motivations.

>>36528163
I've read the LN - he does that in the LN.

>>36528116
>/pol/MC should be nice to Tabitha and help her become Empress of Gallia.
Well, she is almost Aryan.
Perfect to make Gallia our puppet state.

>>36528168
He also completely disregards the girls as human beings.

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>>36528149
Future fellow /pol/lack.

Redpill her. Do not romance. She's a princess and thus way out of /pol/MC's league.

>>36528168
>I like the guy from DXD, he's a pervert but he's funny and has other motivations

Shit taste detected.

>>36528180
>He also completely disregards the girls as human beings.
I'm fairly sure none of them actually *are* human beings, anon.

>>36527688
The worst part is that the entire series was leading up to a big plot climax. The magic windstones building up under Magic Europe because of magic were going to explode and wreck/levitate random parts of the continent within the next few years, so the Magic Pope wanted to invade and genocide the Magic Arabian Elves to give the Magic Humans a non-apocalyptic (if shitty) place to live. The main characters were making friends with the Magic Arabian Elves and trying to find some alternate way to resolve things that didn't result in a shitload of people dying

We can predict how characters would act, but we'll literally never know how that was supposed to turn out.

>>36528180
>He also completely disregards the girls as human beings.

Does he?

Well their demons so I guess there's that.

I don't seem to recall him treating the girls badly

>>36528180
>Well, she is almost Aryan.
Blue haired degenerate much?

>>36528185
So we're not banging Heinrietta for the same reasons?

>>36528193
I respect your opinion.

>>36528209
Too bad a Wheel of Time probably won't get pulled. He likely has notes of what he intended and another author could finish it up.

>>36528158
>But he's got a feedback loop with Louise going.
Story where Louise summons a big sister-type character when?

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>>36528209
>we'll never know why Brimir went genocidal on the elves

>>36528244
>So we're not banging Heinrietta for the same reasons?

Think of it this way. We could hypothetically seduce Heinrietta/Tabitha and fuck them senseless.

The problem is that creates a political shitstorm that ought to end with the Church excommunicating the offending princess for adultery.

A good end with the princesses we shall not get. Better to make them political allies and be a mentor figure.

>>36528301
>we'll never know why Brimir went genocidal on the elves
Void cancer giving him a brain tumor, probably.

>>36528301
Just marry all the princesses simultaneously.

>>36528301
>we'll never know why Brimir went genocidal on the elves
He tried summoning a fifth familiar into himself and ended up getting Pelinal.

>>36528301
>The problem is that creates a political shitstorm that ought to end with the Church excommunicating the offending princess for adultery.
Well, not Tabitha exactly. She's sort of forgotten and doesn't need to get back on the throne unless she wants to (she doesn't)

>>36528335
Can't. We're doubly a commoner.

That metagaming before the characters were even introduced.

>>36528353
Fuck them into submission.

Also did the Op leave again?

>>36528244
>So we're not banging Heinrietta for the same reasons?
Henrietta isn't pure anymore.
It would be better if her boyfriend survived.

>>36528375
>implying every faggot here isn't from GB, ff.net, SB or SV

>>36528301
Wasn't there thing about being able to buy land and title in germania or something like that?

>>36528419
For military service, I think.

>>36527158
We've already done a quest that effectively did that. EGO's Holy Grail War Quest revealed that the "familiar" that the players controlled was actually literally them posting thoughts directly into the protags head. It was unbelievably retarded.

>>36528419
You're not old money, you fuckwit upstart.

>>36528284
There are many like that, actually.
Can't think of one off the top of my head, though.

The closest that I have in my mind is the one with Ezio.

>>36528411
>GB
Never heard of it.

>>36528406
But cousin fucking is a mudslime thing, anon!

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>>36528284
?

>>36528462
Royalty fucking their cousins is the most European thing imaginable.

>>36527210
The issues that I had with it were him absolutely butchering Shirou as a character and him getting the Nasuverse shit wrong. Powering up random people like the teacher or the mother were a necessary evil to prevent Shirou from just crushing everyone.

>>36528431
Joker had similar interpretations. Mostly when people tried to read our mind/mind rape us.
Including a situation where a dude with precognition could read our posts, if they were unspoilered. And another with a girl shouting "Oh god they are talking to me!" when she tried to invade our mind.

>>36528460
Gabriel Blessing's forum of circle jerkers.

I was enjoying them have a civil war when Saber and Tohsaka shown up and shown how OOC everyone was.

>>36527571
>Then the Second year starts and everything goes to crap. Wizard dies and gets sent by Boccob to hunt down Lestrange
Don't leave out a distressingly long amount of time being wasted on what could and should be its own fanfic.

>>36528419
There's also the chevalier title.

IIRC Tabitha threatens to use her royal authority to steal Saito if Louise ever ditches him, so in theory a royal could get away with fucking a non-mage if they had a sufficiently fancy title.

>>36528612
But simply trying to get a fancy title would be a quest in itself.

I suppose we could raise enough flags with Tabitha to routelock her, but we'd have to be patient as fuck.

>>36528633
Patience is a virtue to get some of the best things.

>>36528633
>But simply trying to get a fancy title would be a quest in itself.

Fuck Henrietta into a quivering heap until she designates us a chevalier.

Chevalier may not be "true" noble but it's noble enough to own land and have serfs and stuff.

>>36528677
This is a /pol/ack we're talking about. Considering the plot of the series, he's going to go full HABBENING and ELVEN GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE thanks to the pope.

>>36528633
If we get in the favour of anyone important and act even somewhat competent, which will happen if we want to bone somebody, getting a title shouldn't be very hard.

>>36528704
What do /pol/lacks have against elves? they're all white.

>>36528704
Hopefully, the elves can't employ the Samson Protocol

oh wait

there's a fucking nuclear Russian sub in Halk somewhere fuck

>>36528735
Knife ears.

Also, elves are for raping.

>>36528704
>GAS THE ELVES, RACE WAR NOW
name field of OP

>>36528495
Interesting. Is Joker quest worth reading the archives, or is it more of a "have to be in the quests" type thing?

On an unrelated note, whatever happened to that Shadow Quest/FoZ fic?

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>>36528735
Remember friends, the only good elf is a dead elf, and the only thing better than a dead elf is a dying elf who tells you where their friends are.

This important public service announcement has been brought to you by /pol/ where we encourage you to be human, or barring that a dwarf.

>>36528740
I thought it was rusted and useless or something and just kind of dangerous because of radiation leaks.

>>36528764
Aren't those just /tg/ jokes?

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>>36528735
Fucking knife ear liberal scum, elf is kebab, remove sparklefaggot, all fey must be purged.

>>36528735
They aren't even human.

>>36528735
>they're all white.
No, there are brown and black elves too!

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>>36528735
Except in Halkeginia they're Arabian elfs. Sandn-

ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE.

You are in no way into little girls dominating you sexually and emotionally and then having their way with you. Therefore, to see that the pinkhead degenerette possesses a horse crop that looks like something out of a BDSM store distresses you greatly. Fuck, it makes you feel like a Romanian bitch that was duped into tales of opportunity in faraway lands, but was actually being dragged into the business of human trafficking. That whip is so offensive and disgusting that it awakens a sleeping instinct within you. That is the instinct of a Freikorps soldier and boy are you fucking pissed at the degenerate BDSM horse crop she is wielding like a futa dick being waved in front of your face. The inner Hitler inside of you awakens, and you stand up, charging to her. You ready your strong right hand and slap her in the face, once again, screaming like a little bitch that time you cuntpunted her. You then proceed to pick up the fag-horse-crop and throw it outside of the window.

[] Go out and take a breather.

[] Bully the pinkhead degenerette with a rant.

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>>36528735

>>36528818
Does this mean we're going to have to cleanse Sylphid, too?

>>36528832
>[] Bully the pinkhead degenerette with a rant.

>>36528806
Yes, but that's just /one/ sub.

If there's any others that was found by the elves...

>>36528811
/h/ has it as well.

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>>36528832
>[] Bully the pinkhead degenerette with a rant.

>>36528832
well yea the sand nigger elves are fine to kill

>>36528841
No, Sylphid already knows her place as a loyal servant of a proper human, plus she makes herself useful as a mount.

>>36528859
no bully pls

>>36528832
>[] Bully the pinkhead degenerette with a rant.

>>36528832
[] Go out and BDSMize Kirche for some stress relief.

>>36528832
>[x] Go out and take a breather.

She won't understand our rant without Kirche translating.

>>36528832
[] Bully the pinkhead degenerette with a dick.

>>36528832
Breather, we can rant at her later, we need to get our bearings.

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>>36528832
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT,

>>36528832
>[] Bully the pinkhead degenerette with a rant.
Fucking pink degenerette.

>>36528832
[] Bully the pinkhead degenerate with a dick.

>>36528832
[ ] check the library. wtf happened.

She can't understand German guys.

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>>36526896
Autistic scorpion jacket man.

>>36528980
Oh in that case
>>36528832
Beat the shit out of her

>>36528980
>She can't understand German guys.
You don't need to understand german to be intimidated by a German rant.

>>36528832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiAmbMwgTcM

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>36528832
>[] Turn her over your knee and give her a spanking

Even if she can't speak the same language that should teach her a lesson

>>36529058
This

>>36529058
this

>>36528832

Hypocritical punishment is the best kind
>>36529058

>>36529058
yes pls

>>36529085
If only we kept the crop then it could be even more hypocritical.

>>36529058
support

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>>36529058
This

>>36529058
This

But also
[] After the little girl has been suitably subdued by spanking, go and retrieve crop to keep for any future punishments

>>36529162
No need for that. She probably has a full BDSM panoply, just search her room a bit to find ropes, cuffs and ninetails.

>>36529200
Good point.

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>>36528942
>>36528940
>>36528932
>>36528907
>>36528869
>>36528967

"What the fuck do you think you're doing you pinkheaded cunt? What kind of bullshit are you trying to pull on me with your group of Eurofag weeaboo scum, dressing up as anachronistic wizard students and shit? What kind of fucking wizarding student wears fucking Zettai Ryouiki like a little Japanese joshikosei whore, eh? Oh, you just looked at me as if you're not intimidated like me, you little flat-chested munchkin shit? FUCK YOU!"

You pull her to the corner of the room and look for a cabinet or wardrobe. You immediately find one, then proceed to it. You open it and find that there are multiple white dresses. Consumerism to the max. ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE!

You roughly take one out and walk to her. She is looking to you in absolute terror. Regardless, for her degeneracy, you still understand she needs to be talk a lesson. You proceed to kneel down and roughly start to wrap the dress around her head like a Muslim headscarf, while she whimpers in absolute fear.

"Do you know who you are listening to you fucking degenerate? I am /pol/-tan, a Greater Thoughtform of 4chan.org! Do you understand that you little pinkhead bitch? I just made you dress up like a Muslima cunt from Bosnia, now you're a little kebab bitch you get it? And do you know what proper based Cetniks do to Muslima bitches? They fuck them after they blow up the mosques, you little bitch!"

She's completely in fear, cowering as you tower over her ranting.

"But you know what, raping is a crime and crime is for n*ggers! So I'm not going to rape you, I'm going to spank you instead. STAND UP!"

She stands up, as if your angry motioning of your hands and the fierce rage in your heart breaks through all language barriers and establishes the nasty truth in her mind. You then point to the bed, telling her in your Mein Kampfy German that you are going to slap her. Unfortunately, she probably doesn't understand that [part 1 of 2]

>>36529256
>"Do you know who you are listening to you fucking degenerate? I am /pol/-tan, a Greater Thoughtform of 4chan.org!
Oh I thought it was just a random /pol/lack, that's disappointing

>>36529291
Could just be that the /pol/ack puts it upon himself to become the only true /pol/entity of this dimension

>>36529333
Maybe.

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>>36529256
, so she cries "Non! Non! Non!" as if in fear you're going to rape her. Fuck her sordid little mind, you're not a Muslim prophet, you're not to fuck a girl that's clearly underage! Regardless, you drag the clearly distraught girl over to the bed, as she continually resists you, clearly mistaken you trying to fuck her. You throw her onto the bed as she screams in fear and terror. You place your hand over her flat little bitch ass and call upon the mighty eyes of Radovan Karadzic to guide your strong arm onto the posterior of this ruthlessly gay little pinkhead bitch, her head currently wrapped in a filthy Muslimah headscarf.

"SIEG HEIL!" You throw a based ironpiller salute before you begin.

"Take this! Take this! Take this!"

You slap her ass like a man whipping a dead horse and tears of confusion mixed with relief come out of her eyes. FUCK THAT. She's supposed to be scared of you. If she's enjoying it, there's something clearly wrong!

Your slapping of her intensifies and she starts properly crying, this time in terror.

"Learn to respect men, little bitch!"

"Well, well, what's this noise?" The sand-faced redhead walks in and gawks at you slapping the pinkhead.

"Nevermind, I'll leave you two to be."

[] "Wait! I need you to translate!"

[] Terrorise the pinkhead for the rest of the night.