>>36536080
Set down the very dangerous loli.

>>36536080
C.C. R Become Allison. Random unwanted Hugs.
>not until you smile

>>36536159
Not to mention lewdness in view of young ones.

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>"Good morning, Gabrielle," I call out. "Thanks for last night."
>"..." Gabrielle glares at me. "Yeah, whatever," she mumbles. "I'm cold and I woke up on the couch and..." she drifts off.


While it was Gabrielle's idea to sleep in the couch in the first place, I can't help but feel kinds of bad about it. I mean, it -is- a bit chilly out in the living room and even with Milla here to keep her company it couldn't have been all that pleasant a place to spend the night.

Still lying in front of the couch. Milla looks at me with a puzzled expression as I step over her and drop myself down in between Gabrielle and Shary.

"...what do you want?" Gabrielle growls as she looks at me from the corner of her eye.
"Just to do this," I reply as I reach over to her and pull her into my arms.
"Wwwwhat are you doing!?" Gabrielle shouts, squirming in my grip.
"You looked down so I'm trying to cheer you up," I reply. "And hugs usually work when I'm feeling crappy, so..."
"Well I'm not you!" she yells. "Now let me go!"


>go as the lady says
>not until you smile
>[OTHER]

>>36536201
Go as the lady says? Not do? Okay.

>not until you smile

>>36536201
>go as the lady says

>>36536201
Put The Loli Down.

Then apologize and pout.

>>36536201
>not until you smile
Affectionate morning-CC is a go.

>>36536201
>>not until you smile

Then fall asleep holding the sister in law.

>>36536232
Read that as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHi2ntdwv4

>>36536201
>go as the lady says
>[OTHER]
Fine we'll hug Shary instead

>>36536201
>go as the lady says

>>36536201
>>[OTHER]
"But Mila agrees with me, c'mon up Mila and help cheer Gabrielle up"
hopefully charlotte is watching

>writing

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"Fine, if you say so," I say, pouting as I let go of her.
"Freakin' weirdo," Gabrielle mutters under her breath.
"But I bet Shary won't mind if I hug -him- instead!"

I turn to the opposite end of the couch and reach for Gabrielle's stuffed cat.. but Milla snatches it off the couch just before I can grab onto his ear, sending it falling to the ground with loud thud.

"C'mon, Milla..." I moan, pleading to the large cat while making my best puppy dog eyes.

But they don't work at all since Milla's a cat. Or something. Instead, Milla picks it up by the scruff of its neck and carries it just outside my reach.


>[1/?]

>>36536835
Can we cook instant noodles with lasers?

>>36536835
It is CC bullying day!

>>36536861
It would probably be trivial to focus light to boil some water.

but we could also just use the kettle or the stove or the microwave...

>>36536983
or just eat the noodles raw

>>36536983
My theory is we increase the amount of light hitting Gabi, just so she's warm, but not so much it causes damage and dim it around her eyes.

>>36536835
>[2/2]

"Milla's on my side," Gabrielle says, sticking out her tongue. "She knows that Shary doesn't get any hugs either."
"Well I don't think that's very fair," Charlotte says as she slowly rises from behind the couch where Gabrielle's sitting.
"You know that doesn't work on me," she sighs. "I saw you crawling back there, you're a weirdo just like your weirdo girlfriend."
"Mmm..." Charlotte tilts her head to the side, "but it wasn't to scare you, it was to get myself into position."
"...for what?" she asks.

And without warning, Charlotte reaches out with her good arm towards her little sister. And as a little sister myself, I am all too familiar with what's about to happen...


>I am a spectator
>help the gabrielle
>help the charlotte

>>36537169
>I am a spectator

>>36537169
>I am a spectator

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>>36537169
>I am a spectator

>>36537169
>>help the gabrielle

>>36537169
>help the charlotte

>>36537169
>help the gabrielle

>>36537169
>I am a spectator

>>36537169
>>I am a spectator

>>36537169
>>I am a spectator
she called us weird for hugging

>>36537169
>help the gabrielle

>>36537169
>I am the sun

>>36537169
>And as a little sister myself, I am all too familiar with what's about to happen...
Wait what is about to happen?

I am not a little sister how am I supposed to know this stuff?

>>36537169
>help the gabrielle

>>36537169
>I am a spectator

>>36537169
>help the gabrielle

>>36537351
FLY YOU FOOL!

>>36537331
[REMOVE INTESIFIES]

>writing

>>36537331
Next time we're alone.. I kind of want us to vote to talk to overshine. Seriously We've never really done that.

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>>36537169
Talk about how scientific studies have proven that hugs are good for your mental health and you shouldn't question science because science gets shit done.

>>36537443
I don't think Overshine will respond.
He just likes mocking us because CC is so bullyable.

>>36537351
God dammit Shiro, we talked about this.

[x] Hug them both.

Prove the power of hugs.

>>36537500
Nah we just make fuck awful decisions.

>>36537169
>I am a spectator

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Even with only one usable hand, Charlotte's still more than a match for the petite Gabrielle. I almost feel sorry for her as her big sister extends her hand and goes right under her armpit...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASTOPCHARLOTTEHAHAHAHHHHHA" Gabrielle squeals and flails in an attempt to escape her sister's tickle attack, but sadly for her those efforts are futile. While Charlotte might be her adopted sister, her tickling skills are up there with someone who's been at this for her entire life.

"You know I hate it when you're all frowny like that, Gabrielle!" Charlotte says to her while continuing her tickle onslaught. "But maybe this'll help to lighten up your mood some!"
"SSSSSTOPHAHAHAHAHCHARLOTEUIT'SNOTFUNNYHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHA" Gabrielle chokes out, her eyes now welled up with tears. Charlotte's really getting her good. "CCCECILE HELP ME!!"

I solemnly lower my gaze and shake my head.

"Sorry, I'm just a spectator in this," I say to her.

Keeping to my statement, I hop off the couch so that I can get a better look at this whole thing. It always sucked (and still does, now that I think about it) to be on the receiving end of this, but it's definitely fun to watch.

>[1/?]

>>36537947
Damn Cecile, you cold.

>>36537987
CC is a big meanie.

>>36537987
>>36537996
We could have joined the tickling train!

Imagine CC tickling Char tickling Gabby tickling Milly.

>>36537987
For some reason, I think that we should have voted after seeing all this carnage Charlotte has wrought.
This was the future we chose.

>>36537987
>>36537947
maybe next time Gabrielle will accept CC hugs, then we'll help

>>36537987
>>36537947
All the cute imoutos in filly dresses will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

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>>36538243

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>>36537947
>[2/2]

Having decided that Gabrielle's had enough, Charlotte lets go of her and walks over to where Milla is. While she does this, Gabrielle just lies there on the couch, waiting until after her breathing normalizes to fix her dishevelled pajamas.

"Stupid Charlotte..." Gabrielle mutters under her breath as she sits up on the couch.
"You usually like playing ticklefight," Charlotte replies as she walks over to her sister and hands her her stuffed cat.
"No I don't," she growls as she snatches it from her sister's hand.
"Well maybe you could've avoided this if you just let me hug you," I say, shrugging.

Gabrielle simply glares at me, then gets up from the couch and starts walking towards the bathroom while dragging Shary along the floor.

"I'm gonna go take a bath," she mumbles as she retreats inside the bathroom and slams the door behind her.
"...I guess I should do that too," Charlotte says. "I'm still covered in -your- sweat," she nudges me with her elbow, and I need to get to the hospital before long."

Oh yeah, I'd almost forgotten about that.

"But I can wait for you to get washed up first if you want," Charlotte says to me.


>yeah, it's bathtime
>ask if we can stop by my house along the way so I can get changed and bathe there instead

>>36538353
Take a bath with her.

>>36538353
Yes, we'll be happy to help you to bathe, Charlotte. That's what you meant right? Right! Now let's go!

>>36538353
>yeah, it's bathtime
Yes, the rich person superbath, the stuff of middle class legend.

>>36538353
>yeah, it's bathtime
Almost went for #2, then realized Allison and Kevin would be there. Not expecting us to show up.

>>36538353
We're losing Gabrielle points like crazy!

On a side note, do the Gauthier sisters speak wakfu?

>>36538353
>>yeah, it's bathtime

>>36538353
>>ask if we can stop by my house along the way so I can get changed and bathe there instead
So we can get changed into that dress that Charlotte made us.

>>36538353
>yeah, it's bathtime

>>36538380
There is no way arch didn't expect this to happen.

>>36538301
>Objectivism
>evil

You really need to stop being a statist welfare cuck. Get a job and some principles and then you might understand non-altruistic morality.

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>>36538409
I just don't want to be on the bad side of either one.

>>36538451
>That thing that the Satanists like so much they put it in their bible isn't evil.

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>>36538451
Please be trolling.

>>36538451
>hurr society doesn't fall apart if everyone takes what they want while giving nothing back to society

Now decide if I'm talking about the rich, or the poor. Objectivists are fucking idiots.

>>36538451
Your more of a satanist then band like slipknot who just fake it for the money.

>writing

>>36538451
>>36538463
>>36538486
>>36538522
>>36538614

Cut it out.

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Come on guys. Cut it out.

>>36538650
>>36538702
It is against my belief system to bend over for you like some moral-fag.

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"Yeah, I probably should," I nod. "...unless you want to take a bath together..."

Oh.

Oh no. I actually said that out loud. And now Charlotte's staring at me with her mouth wide open and her face bright red.

Why do I have to be such a pervert...

"Cecile, I know that you, um..." Charlotte smiles awkwardly, "...but we can't, I mean Gabrielle's here and that just wouldn't be right and I mean my arm's still in this cast and it would just make everything really awkward and-"
"It was just a joke!" I stammer. "I was joking, not serious at all in any way just forget that I said anything!"
"R... really?" she looks in my eyes.

And then turns away from me.

SHE CAN DETECT LIES WHY DID I FORGET THAT AAAAGH


>[1/?]

>>36538851
Offer to wash her back, she can't do that too well now can she?

>>36538880
The spaghetti is strong in this one...

>>36538901
I like this anon.

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>>36538880

>>36538880
>SHE CAN DETECT LIES

HAH HahahahahahAaaa

>>36538932
I don't know...

>>36538851
Stronger in this one. It couldn't even manage to stay together.

>>36538880
Isn't it less of a lie detector and more of a thing that senses nervousness?

>>36538880

Completely embarrassed, I make a mad dash into the vacant bathroom and shut the door behind me. My heart's pounding really freaking hard and I just want to curl up into a ball and hide in here forever...

Once I've calmed down some, I breathe a long tired sigh and then toss off my nightgown and go into the shower. The hot water washes away all of my shame...

...not really, I still feel really really stupid.

>[2/?]

>>36539074
No real difference unless you're an excellent liar.

Which Cecile is clearly not.

>>36539094
She could mistake CC's embarrassment for her being shy.

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>>36538880
>>36539085
It's okay, Cecile...

We all know how you REALlY feel...

>>36539112
It's magic, your logic and/or science have no sway here.

>>36539121
Too lewd!

>>36539074
There is actually a set of fairly specific physiological responses that get set off when a person knowingly lies. You can learn to suppress them to fool lie detectors and interrogators, but that's hard and most people have no use whatsoever for a skill like that.

Gabrielle should have gotten good at this already.

>>36539147
Its the copy of a natural phenomenon, it just doesn't happen in humans.

>>36539167
Yeah I know (Lie detectors don't work on me, they cant get a baseline), I am saying it would be easy to confuse the two, rather then something CC deliberately did.

>>36539217
>Its the copy of a natural phenomenon

Fueled by magic.

>>36539228
and...

>>36539085
>[3/3]

Once I'm finished with my shower of SHAME, I get myself all dried off, put on my glasses... and realize that I didn't bring my own clothes into the bathroom with me. Damn it, I must've forgotten to do that while I was busy freaking out over Charlotte finding out that I totally want to...


>peek my head out the door and call out to someone to get me my clothes
>wrap myself up in a towel and ninja myself back into charlotte's room to get my clothes

>>36539260
>wrap myself up in a towel and ninja myself back into charlotte's room to get my clothes

>>36539260
>wrap myself up in a towel and ninja myself back into charlotte's room to get my clothes

Go ninja Go ninja Go

>>36539260
>wrap myself up in a towel and ninja myself back into charlotte's room to get my clothes
Bend light for invisibility.

>>36539121
>the tunnels

Every fucking time

>>36539260
>peek my head out the door and call out to someone to get me my clothes
Though my dick wants the other option

>>36539260

This
>>36539292

>>36538839
Just so it's clear, I, the person trying to defend Objectivism, did not make this post.
That was some other fag.

>>36539260
>peek my head out the door and call out to someone to get me my clothes
Maybe Charlotte will ask us to do something for her in return.

>>36539260
>>wrap myself up in a towel and ninja myself back into charlotte's room to get my clothes
Nin-nin-nin-nin

>>36539292
METAL GRRRRR

>>36539292
Shhh, anon, we want CC to be discovered. By Char is best but by Gabby is Ok too.

>>36539321
???
>>36539326
>implying we can hide our scent.

>>36539292
Voting this.

Bonus points if we accidentally bump into Charlotte, and drop our towel and invisibility when we do.

>>36539312
Sure.

>>36539260
I like
>>36539260
Got to practice these light magics eventually or we'll be stuck with just lasers forever.

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>>36539367
whatever

>writing

>>36539368
/tg/. Practicing invisibility in the hope of exposing self to waifu.

>>36539292
How do you propose she bend it?

Wouldn't it just be easier to reduce the amount of light she reflects until it hits zero? Maybe that's something she should practice.

Can she fix light permeability?

>>36539335
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=82IHy-fbKzc

>>36539409
>Is a hardcore Objectivist
>Has Firefox pinned to their taskbar

I'd call you an hypocritical faggot, but that'd be repeating myself.

>>36539409
>There is only one objectivist.

I'd like to agree with you.

I could have shopped that and I suck at that.

>>36539532
>Firefox is anti-objectivist.

How do you figure?

Also calling them an objectivist a hypocrite is like telling a guy with a scat fetish that he has shit taste.

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With no other alternative, I wrap a towel around myself, securing it so that I won't end up flashing anyone by accident. Thankfully, these hotel towels are nice and large, with more than enough material to cover me entirely.

Now I understand why people always steal these things.

With my preparations done with, I slowly crack the door open and peek outside... good, it doesn't seem like anyone's standing outside the bathroom. And since it's just a few steps from here to Charlotte's room, I shouldn't be at too much risk.

But just in case, maybe I can do something else with these fancy light powers that I happen to have.

>[1/?]

>>36539508
>Wouldn't it just be easier to reduce the amount of light she reflects until it hits zero?
That would just create a CC-shaped black blob, which isn't a viable means of camouflage in an otherwise well lit room.

>>36539532
I use Chrome.
Both are free.
What's the difference?

>Objectivists cannot accept gifts from strangers.
No where in the tenets of Objectivism does it say you cannot accept a gift. If Firefox or Google or Internet Explorer value others having the ability to browse the internet so highly that they give you their browsers for free, then they clearly are not doing so out of altruism, but rather as a realization of their values and principles. This is the culmination of Objectivism. Having values and spreading them to others with your actions.

You clearly know nothing about Philosophy. Please kill yourself.

>>36539558
Why would a sane human call himself out, draw attention to it, then rebut himself?

>>36539584
>Also calling them an objectivist a hypocrite is like telling a guy with a scat fetish that he has shit taste

funny but again, you guys have no argument other than Ad Hominem, because you lack the mental capacity to even understand the philosophy.

>>36539614
Think of the tease show we would make!

>>36539614
"What the fuck is that" beats "that's s person"

>>36539532
>>36539558
>>36539584
>>36539619

Seriously, all of you cut it out already.

>>36539619
Jesus fuck. You may be right, but do you *have* to express yourself in such a fedora and trench coat encrusted manner? Go away until you learn to write in a rhetoric appropriate to this board.

>>36539625
Well yes, a Cecile-shaped dark spot is preferable to just regular visible Cecile, but unless Milla steals our towel or something that isn't really relevant to our current situation, and if we're talking long term then figuring out opticamo is strictly better.

>>36539619
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

Please stop raping the language.

>>36539586

Seeing works by your eyes taking in the light that bounces off of stuff, so if I make all the light that -would- hit me bend around and keep on going as if I was never here, I should be able to make myself invisible... I think.

But hey, now's as good a time as any to give it a try!

Retreating back into the bathroom, I step in front of the mirror, close and take a deep breath, then I concentrate on all the light around me. All the light that's -touching- me. And once I can get a good feel for it, I take hold and bend it around me little by little until it's all gone.

This is kind of giving me a headache, but I think it's working!

"Okay..." I say to myself as I open my eyes.

And I can't see ANYTHING! I'm completely blind!


>[2/?]

>>36539625
I'd figure I was tripping balls.

>>36539708
Oh GOoooOD WHAT WAS IN THAT SPAGHETTI WE BURNT!

>>36539625
What's that pokemon?

>>36539707
>>And I can't see ANYTHING! I'm completely blind!
Pefrect

>>36539619
>Why would a sane human call himself out, draw attention to it, then rebut himself?

I guess an objectivist that was being honest.

>>36539719
Yo dog, that was some bomb ass spaghetti

>>36539728
Stop that

>>36539733
Hook' a Nigga up whachu got.

Son we got Grade A C.C. right here. Will fuck yo ass up.

Yo ass gonna be all Italian an' shit

>>36539707
Use the floating eyeball tactic, a pair of disembodied eyes are much harder to spot than a full person, and if someone does spot us they'll be too spooked to do anything about it.

>>36539654
>fedora maymay
once again... great argument.
>I don't like your opinion, so even though you have clearly presented your own case showing the horribly skewed views of those you're responding to, go away and until you learn to respond like us: without any arguments.

>>36539689
>implying Objectivism is inherently hypocritical without evidence, but is self explanatory by a comparison to a shit fetishist is now no long an ad hominem argument.
Great. Thanks for the update on my logical fallacies... must have missed that one.

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>>36539733
>>36539754

>>36539707
ok guys new plan for invisibility, we do exactly what were doing now except we dont bend any light that would touch our eyes so that we remain somewhat invisible but floating eyes and can still see.

>>36539764
Sorry I showed up late, I didn't mean to apply that to the scat thing.

>>36539766
Shit nigga be like, "ITSA MEE MARRIOOO!"

Overshine Fucking Hates us.

>>36539761
and if anyone is about to see us we just put our hands over our eyes, if we cant see them they cant see us.

>>36539767
Better.

We make everyone else blind and just walk around doing what we please.

>>36539767
Alternatively, we could make the light that we can't keep from reflecting off of us have such low luminosity it just gets faded out by the ambient light. Not a perfect fix but it'd get our eyes a bit less ghost flavored

>>36539788
not exactly sneaky though is it.

>>36539809
CC really needs to get around to reading a few wikipedia articles on the properties of light.

>>36539707

The shock from having lost my freaking SIGHT stuns me enough to completely drop my hold on the light that's around me... and it's like someone just flipped a switch so that I can see again. What the hell?

...oh yeah, bending the light around me means that I'm also bending the light away from my eyes. And if no light touches my eyes then -I- can't see anything either. Damn, and I was so sure that would work too. At least I figured that out instead of in an event where I'd be risking my life though.

Not that I have any intention of ever risking my life again, of course.

>[3/?]

>>36539809
that sounds a little more complicated than we can handle, it also might make a dimming light around us. I also just realise we could be perfect for setting atmosphere for spooky stories, make the room flash bloody red at the jump scare.

>>36539764
Get out. You're clearly only hear to cause problems. I said you were right, that means I'm not arguing.

>>36539836
GODDAMNIT C.C. YOU CAN SEE IN INFRARED, OPEN UP A FUCKING SCIENCE BOOK AND REALIZE THE EXTENT OF YOUR ABILITY

>>36539862
She can't see in infrared.

>>36539845
But do we have any stories scary enough that when compounded with our light show are going to scare the badass gf into free hugs?

>>36539878
Everyone has a spook switch, we just have to identify it.

>>36539883
heres ours for example

"But when she opened the fridge... IT WAS EMPTY"

>>36539902
Y- You're a monster....

>>36539902
Actually it's

"...And when they had finished dinner, she said..'So, how are we splitting the bill?'"

>>36539836

Maybe it'd work if I bent the light away from everything EXCEPT my eyes, but I'd also have to make my glasses visible and it'd also mean that I'd have a floating pair of eyeballs and glasses which just sounds gross... eh, I can test that out some other time. At least I know that I -can- make myself invisible at all. It might come in handy in the future maybe.

Deciding to just go about this normal... ish, I open the door back up and slide out into the hallway, taking extra care that nobody sees me. I think I hear Charlotte talking at the door, and you can't see the bathroom from there so yay!

Sneak.

Sneak sneak sneak.

Nin nin, and into Charlotte's room I creep.

"...what are you doing?"

>[4/?]

>>36539927
Ninja.

>>36539927
Gabby must think we are complete idiots now.

>>36539927
Important ninja stuff.

Duh.

>>36539927
Quick, go invisible!

>>36539927
Ninja vanish!


We gotta get some smoke bombs.

>>36539992
This.

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>>36539927

Gabrielle doesn't even turn to face me, instead focusing on using the mirror in Charlotte's room to see how to adjust that little bonnet headband thing that goes on her head.

"Uh..." I stumble backwards. "I forgot that I left my clothes in here so I was trying to get them before someone saw me..."

Obviously that plan was a total bust.

"You -do- know that we're all girls here, right?" Gabrielle asks. "And Charlotte's your girlfriend so I bet you've already seen each other naked and stuff..."
"Nnnnno I have not!" I stammer.

The most I've seen of her is when she was changing last night and we were in such a rush that I didn't even get a chance to look!

"Well anyways it's really not a big deal to see you in a towel so you can quit freaking out," Gabrielle sighs. "Do you think this is on straight?" she asks.
"Uh, I think so," I nod.
"Okay," she nods.

Grabbing Shary from off the dresser, Gabrielle walks over to a chair and picks up my clothes from where I left them and shoves them into my chest as she passes by me on the way out of the bedroom.

>[5/6]

>>36540065
>"Do you think this is on straight?"

I know a little girl that isn't so as much as she think she is.

>>36540111
what?

>>36540208
She fell for a delicious reverse-trap.

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>>36540065
>[6/6]

I close the door to the bedroom and then get changed in here, feeling REALLY stupid all the while. Once I'm done, I go back into the bathroom to put away the towel that I was using as a covering...

"What is that?" I wonder out loud as I find myself practically pulled into the kitchen by a delicious scent.

And then I realize what Charlotte was doing at the door a few minutes ago- she was getting us breakfast!

"Wow, thanks!" I say, kissing Charlotte in the cheek along the way to the table.
"Eheh, I thought you'd appreciate this," Charlotte giggles. "You two can go ahead and eat, I'm going to go and take a bath now."

I guess she's going to eat after she gets out?


>talk to the gabrielle about a thing as I eat waffles
>ignore the gabrielle as I eat waffles

>>36540251
>Apologize to Gabrielle for existing. Wish her many happy years with Theresa a best. Blast your way out of the nearest window and leap to your death.

>>36540266
"I must go, the Sun needs me"

>>36540251
>talk to the gabrielle about a thing as I eat waffles

>>36540251
>>talk to the gabrielle about a thing as I eat waffles

but when she looks away or something try and make her waffles invisible.

>>36540251
>>36540266
Seconded

>writing

>>36540266
Yeah this.

>>36540298
Fun fact: making them completely invisible is actually impossible via light-bending because there isn't any light being reflected off the plate below them. You could make a pancake-shaped null zone, but the plate below them wouldn't show through and it would be fairly obvious.

We would have to conceptualize what the plate should look like while devoid of pancakes and substitute that for the actual image of the pancake-filled plate if we wanted to pull a convincing "the pamcakes have disappeared" trick.

On a related note, this also applies to the contact point between our feet and the ground when we do our invisibility trick, but unless someone is running around starring at the floor while searching for us that's less of an issue.

>>36540358
So that's why the goblins could see Bilbo's shadow in The Hobbit...

>>36540358
instead of romoving or bending light away or around things to make them invisible, why dont we add light to make it liik like its not there. perhaps weve been going about this invisibility thing all wrong.

instead of moveing the light somewhere else just cover it up. easy

>>36540358
True. But we might be able to 'copy+paste' the light of a portion of plate that the waffles are on and substitute them where the waffles would cause problems. It wouldn't be 'too' much of a stretch I don't think as it's using a pre-existing source.

>>36540358
Wait, we aren't eating pancakes.

Why did I think we were? I just got done reading the post that clearly stated waffles were being consumed.

I'm so confused.

You know, we could just fry people's eyes too.

>>36540412
No we can't we're CC.

That's more Overshine's job.

>>36540412
We've already got pewpewlasers down for the most part. They're a great solution to a lot of problems, but not when you want to avoid maiming people.

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Food food delicious food. It sits before me, and I grab my fork and knife in order to pierce into it so that it may be consumed by me...

...but I should probably be polite and say something to Gabrielle. Maybe try and do something about this crappy first impression that I've made.

"So..." I look across the table at Gabrielle. "...you feeling better?"
"About what?" Gabrielle asks.
"Well you were kinda mad earlier," I reply.
"...oh," she rolls her eyes. "I'm fine, no thanks to you."

Because I hugged her and then got her tickled by Charlotte, yeah.


>[1/?]

>>36540609
The tickle attack is a sacred right of the older sibling, we could not interfere, it is forbidden.

>>36540609
>[2/2[

"Sorry about that," I say as I stuff my mouth full of waffle.
"Whatever, towel girl," Gabrielle sighs. "I guess I just need to accept that my sister's into weird girls, that's all."
"Eheheh..."

C'mon, I'm not -that- weird.

"You're coming with us to the hospital?" Gabrielle asks.
"Yeah," I nod. "That was the plan, anyways."
"'Kay, just checking," she replies. "Thanks, by the way."

Huh?

"For what?" I ask.
"For killing the guy who hurt her," Gabrielle replies, looking down as she cuts another piece of waffle. "I'da did it myself if I was there, but you did it for me so I'm grateful. And so is Daddy."

She's... thanking me. For killing someone.


>how do I respond to this?

>>36540733
It needed to be done.

>>36540733
>how do I respond to this?

"Does that happen often?"

*nervous laughter*

>>36540733
I did what I had to do.

>>36540733
I should go fight crime even more. It would be evil to sit around and let innocents get hurt when I could stop it.

>>36540733
Any tips for when I fight the next guy?

>>36540733
"Please don't act like I did something good. I killed someone."

>>36540733
>>36540794
Voting for this.

>>36540779
>Going Full Theresa.

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>>36540794

>>36540733
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not proud of killing someone. I still wake up at night thinking about how he looked before it ended, but for Charlotte I'd do it again"

>>36540802
That's more like going Full Joshua, which is pretty fine by me.

>>36540802
Theresa is too much of a weakling to do what must be done, she refuses to eliminate her targets so that she can feel good, she is no better then the evil she pretend to fight.

>>36540794
I'm sure I'm just taking the bait here, but that's a pretty fallacious statement. The idea that killing someone is inherently bad regardless of the circumstances is just silly.

Sometimes you do, in fact, just need to blast the Joker into his component molecules with a death laser.

>>36540733
Can I get a job doing this?

>>36540836
Yeah, but do you think CC would think (and say) that?

>writing

>>36540836
C.C. can't even text properly, do you really think she's well-versed in Utilitarian philosophy?

>>36540733
I need to get around to hunting that serial killer before someone I care about gets killed by my own hands due to my inaction.

>we go in a fight with Irene because of MISUNDERSTANDINGS
>we miraculously restrain us
>Gabrielle badgers us to finish her, reminding us of how we said we'd do anything to protect Charlotte

Calling it.

>>36540836
Strictly speaking he didn't say it was bad, just that it wasn't good.

>>36540849
Yes.

>>36540849
Not that poster, but I believe Cecile thought it was necessary, since it's her waifu being threatened with death and letting Leo live would open up the possibility of revenge from him.
He already had them drugged and kidnapped once.

>>36540858
>>36540849
>Characters can never change.

Go fuck yourself with a rake, she knew it was the right thing to do, that is why she did it.

>>36540880
Right isn't always good.

And also she's, like 16 and killed her first man. People don't become hardened killers at the snap of a finger. Especially not people who still wake up having nightmares about the person they killed.

>>36540849
No, but I'd like to think she's gotten past the "all killing is bad forever" nonsense that a lot of naive student activist types buy into. It's just raw doublethink that most people outgrow by the time they hit highschool.

I mean it's one thing to not be thrilled with the idea of killing people, fair enough, not becoming comfortable with doing that as a general rule is probably a good sign, but going full self-loathing over the fact that she had to toast the evil mafia boss who was doing his level best to kill her and her girlfriend is silly.

>>36540894
>People don't become hardened killers at the snap of a finger.

And she shouldn't, but neither should she be stuck in this endless feedback loop of "abloobloobloo I killed a man killing is bad and evil abloobloobloo".

>>36540894
You can have remorse even if you believe what you did was justified.

I believe that Cecile would prefer the circumstances to be different and she didn't have to kill anyone,
but placed in the same situation she would have done what she had did last time.

>>36540894
I am not saying she is going bloodthirsty serial killer, or unflinching cold blooded warrior of justice. But its fucking obvious Leo was evil and needed to die.

Also most of the stress is probably due to fear of death she experienced.

>>36540902
Yeah, rational people can totally shrug off these kind of traumatic memories.

>>36540916
How long has it even been? Like, two weeks?

For fucks sake man, -trained soldiers- who go in knowing they're going to kill someone, and are trained to deal with it still need shrinks sometimes.

>>36540932
The number who enjoy it is higher from my experience in the army.

The marines tend to go "WE NEED MORE ENEMIES!"

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"D..." I look down at my food. "...don't act like I did something good. Even though I did it to save Charlotte, I still killed someone."
"So?" Gabrielle replies.

I look across the table at Gabrielle.

"Daddy told me that that guy was trying to kill Charlotte," Gabrielle says. "And then he tried to kill you when you tried to stop him."
"Yeah, but-"
"So why are you sad about killing him?" she asks. "Especially after you saw what he did to Charlotte's arm? I mean... I only saw the pictures of how bad she was hurt, but you were THERE and it had to have been like a million times more awful in person."
"It really was," I mumble. "And yeah it had to be done but that doesn't mean that I'm going to be happy that I did it."

Gabrielle's like twelve, how the hell can she already be so jaded about stuff like this?

>[1/?]

>>36540956
and were clearly not one of those people incase you havnt noticed

>>36540930
Again, not saying that, she shouldn't just get over it.

But at the same time she shouldn't be artifically turned into some kind of fast-forward caricature of worst-case survivior's guilt, which as near as I can tell is what the constant suggestions like >>36540794 are trying to do.

>>36540972
Gabby laying the smackdown.

Newsflash CC: Being happy about it isn't necessary, acknowledging to yourself that it was right and moving on with your life is. You don't have to be happy about every little thing.

>>36540979
>thinking killing someone isn't something to be proud of is being a caricature

*tips "Born to Kill" helmet*

>>36540978
I wasn't arguing that, my point was the military spends a ton of money trying to figure out how to control the way you think, conditioning you to respond to tragedy with anger rather then sorrow.

You see someone in the military with guilt over killing someone, its probably collateral damage, not an armed enemy combatant they have been trained to hate.

The killing of child warriors is an exception to this.

>>36540979
but what that anon said makes her look nothing like that, there is literaly nothing wrong with what he said. telling her killing someone isnt something were proud of doesnt make us anything like whhat you described. keep in mind CC is a timid teenage girl who is still in school, shes been a trooper for keeping it together as well as she has.

>>36541005
You need to practice sentence structure.

>>36541040
What that anon said is completely ignoring two key points. First, CC's life, but the life of someone else as well. Second, most people's first, second, and third creation is justifying their own actions, and lucky for CC her actions have easy justification just based of the facts of what happened.

People who are completely justified and immediately jump on the "I'm a horrible person for defending myself" train are the anomaly, not the norm.

And no, I'm not saying she should be "proud" of it, but she also shouldn't be ashamed or feel overly guilty about it to the point where she has to refute people thanking her for doing what was obviously correct. There is a middle ground in between The Punisher and Mental Patient.

>>36540979
So when a teenage girl witnesses 4 cases of extreme overkill, one of which was by her own hand, it's weird that she doesn't just get over it?

Most people who see shit like that end up in the loony bin for the rest of their lives. It's more unbelievable that she's acting normally. Whether or not they deserved it is another matter entirely.

Normal people don't just shrug off watching a man eaten alive by rats. That's fucking Vietnam shit. And that was the START of that killing frenzy.

>>36541079
>First, * CC's life
*her actions saved

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>>36540972

"Does this kind of thing happen to you guys a lot?" I ask since that's the only reason that I can think of that she'd be so okay about killing people.
"Not really," Gabrielle replies. "I mean, I've been kidnapped before but that only happened like twice ever."
"Once was more than enough for me," I say, shaking my head.
"Yeah, it sucks," she nods. "The first time I was super scared and then DAddy's men came and shot all the bad guys in the head... the second time wasn't so clean but meh," she shrugs. "I would tell you exactly what happened the last time someone tried that but Charlotte yelled at me when I tried so I guess I won't."
"Please don't," I shake my head.

This is going to take a lot of getting used to...

"But I guess it's a good thing that you're the softy type," Gabrielle says. "That means that you're less likely to go all crazy and do bad stuff... you know that serialkiller got two more people last night, right?"
"Yeah, I got a phonecall about that when it happened," I nod.
"I saw it on the news when I woke up," she replies.

>[2/?]

>>36541086
So then go with the "I did what had to be done, or it was self defense." Not "Wah all killing ever is evil."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmG0mgrkM8
I think CC's situation is much like this.
Justified by regrettable.

>>36541079
its not that we think were a horrible person for defending ourselves and we certainly dont feel guilty for it, its more like "shit... i killed a person... damn"

CC almost died aswell, so that add to the trauma of the kidnaping and seeing like 5 people killed infront of her all on the same day. some heavy shit to deal with.

>>36541130
Dude, she watched a man get eaten alive by rats. And listened to him scream. The entire time. Begging.
And that's not even the one she killed.

Saying it's not good isn't saying it's evil. It's not good to kill someone. But sometimes it has to happen. That doesn't mean that when you do need to kill, that you can just shrug and get over it.

I know more soldiers that tell me that the only thing that feels good about killing is that you aren't the one who's dead, than soldiers who say they like killing.

>>36541154
The eaten by rats thing is a totally different thing then the fight with Leo.

Killing someone with rats is needlessly edgy.

>>36541138
I wouldn't even call that comparable, you can make a strong argument that most soldiers on a battlefield probably didn't do anything wrong beyond having a bit of misguided patriotism and/or being unlucky enough to get drafted.

Leo was just a straight up shitbag.

>>36541154
>I know more soldiers that tell me that the only thing that feels good about killing is that you aren't the one who's dead, than soldiers who say they like killing.

Almost none of them will actually admit to enjoying killing around civilians.

>>36541165
But the point is, that's just a fraction of the shit she went through in less than an hour. And Leo didn't exactly have a clean death, either.

>>36541185
Nobody is saying that she shouldn't feel stressed about it, and we gave Leo as clean of a death as we could.

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>>36541118
>[3/3]

"I think it was a Branch person," Gabrielle says, pointing her fork at me. "But don't worry, I'll be sure to take care of it myself if you get attacked since you're a big softy. Daddy said that I'm not supposed to use my active ability except when I absolutely have to, and I'm getting kinda antsy since I haven't been able to do anything with it for like three days now. I think saving my future sister-in-law is good enough a reason to use it."
"...you really like having a Branch, huh," I say, ignoring the crack about marriage.
"Yup!" she says, smiling at me. "I dunno how normal people can stand being normal, I've mad mine for as long as I can remember."

At least one of us is enjoying this...

"But Daddy says that he had a really really really bad time of it when his Branch started doing weird stuff and Charlotte got thrown out by her crappy old parents so I guess I was just lucky..." Gabrielle says, tugging at her headband thing.
"Yes, you really were," Charlotte says as she walks out of the bathroom.

Picking up her plate from off the table, Charlotte downs all three of her waffles in record time. I wonder if that was another animal mimic thing or of it's just Charlotte's natural devouring skill.

"And now that I've eaten," Charlotte says as she places her plate into the sink, "are you two ready to go?"


>yup, let's go
>talk about ___ first

>>36541242
>yup, let's go

>>36541242
>talk about ___ first

Ask her what she does when she isn't hunting books, or body guarding.

>>36541271
making cute dresses for herself and her sister, now us aswell.

>>36541242
>yup, let's go

>>36541242
>>yup, let's go

>>36541317
I meant for work.

>writing

I needto be up relatively early tomorrow morning, so I'm going to have to end the thread here, guys. There was a point that I wanted to end this thread on, but it'd take at least an hour to get to and I don't have the time to spare tonight.

The next thread will be Wednesday night, and I'll be running either Princess Guard or a Joshua thread, I haven't decided yet.


and now questions

>>36541398
Cheers.

How cool are Mina and Irene with killing?

>>36539584
Now that Arch is done, I'll post my rebuttal you smug little twit. Since I am cognizant of basic human decency.

Internet Explorer and Google Chrome commercialize your virtual browsing history after making you agree to a binding contract. Mozilla Firefox is a free open source, internet client made to offer an alternative to Microsoft, Apple, Google, etc that stores data on your computer instead of sending it to corporate and governmental facilities for analysis.

Objectivist Morality defines privacy as a value, a greater value no less, and it's promotion of laissez faire capitalism as the premiere system seeks to protect the greater values of privacy, property, happiness, etc. Prism and Google bending over their arse for the NSA, as well as violating federal surveillance laws for your information makes them harmful for the development of an objectively moral society. While other interpretations of objectivism do not say that you are guaranteed rights, it's still your duty as a good little objectivist to fight for your's, or at least, to sell them at a premium price. To do otherwise is immoral. You agreed to this contract to sacrifice privacy, a greater value of objectivism, for convenience (which can be universally agreed upon to be a lower value); if you want to argue that this is a profitable contract, be my fucking guest. In fact, upon looking at your screenshot again, we see you're using, of all things, adblock. Because you're too fucking lazy and stupid to configure simple script blocks on Mozilla, you're whoring out your greater values for not one, but two dogshit contracts for convenience. Why, if I didn't know any better, I'd call you an internet philanthropist because of the rate you're just tossing wads of datapackets around. You are acting immorally and gaumlessly by your own creed as you call us immoral monkeys. We can therefore conclude you are enormously hypocritical, as well as a huge faggot. Thanks for spitting on Ayn Rand's corpse.

>>36539584
Bugger. I meant to reply to the other guy. Apologies.
>>36539619
That meant you asshole.

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>>36541446
jesus christ

>>36541398
>Princess Guard or a Joshua thread
I love Joshua, but I also want to kill sea monsters and show Spinelle our mad basketball skills by slam jamming a leviathan heart on her smug face.

Can't you just create a time paradox and run both?

>>36541398
will there be a male character in CC's future that wont try to kill her or channel the douchebaggery of satan at her at least?

>>36541165
Charlotte is just cruel to her enemies.
No one messes with her waifu.

>>36541475
I say we go there, save the day, and go back without acknowledging her or the boss if we see them.

If we start killing assholes there we'd be at it all day.

>>36541242
>I wonder if that was another animal mimic thing or of it's just Charlotte's natural devouring skill.
She was homeless CC, don't you go asking such rude questions in the future.

>>36541398
Do the Guathier sisters and their father speak wakfu?

>>36541524
I wonder if Irene route would be as full of gory things you can do with a Branch and some creativity.

>>36541511
inb4 joshua fight a time paradox type branch user and becomes his own father in the past alternate dimention of PGQ.

>>36541539
>speak wakfu

wat

>>36541524
>>36541446
Is this why Charlotte eats so fast?

>>36541552
french

>>36541566
Thanks good anon.

>>36541505
Hey, Andy and that other guy who's name I forget are cool.

Mr. G is also nice. To us at least. Not to people who piss him off, but to us and ours, which is good enough.

>>36541572
Andy and Marcus.

I think Marcus is the one's who's Mina's brother, but don't quote me on it.

Also there's Kevin, whose greatest crime is being complicit in Allison's long tradition of lewdness.

>>36541398
I fucked up linking.
Is Charlotte fast eating due to her past homelessness?

>>36541602
You're right, Andy's the friend who got his tongue cut off.

>>36541603
Everyone has an eating problem of some kind in arch's quests.

Just accept it.

>>36541398
Did Charlotte ever did that devouring mice thing before? How did she came up with it? Who did she use it on the first time?

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>>36541511
>If we start killing assholes there we'd be at it all day.

No no, don't misunderstand, I'm not advocating slaughter of people, just a somewhat humorous way of getting the point across that we don't have time for her bullshit because we've got leviathans to kill and Arnaud-senpai is watching. Spinelle is going to show up and I don't think Reinhold has it in him to ignore her entirely while still being ok.

I mention the giant-internal-organ dodgeball thing because A) the internal organs of all the slaughtered monsters will presumably be plentiful once we get down to business, and B) spiking your childhood tormenter in the face with one would be cathartic in the extreme.

I think arch went to sleep guys.

>>36541446
>Thanks for spitting on Ayn Rand's corpse.
http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/09/20/ayn-rand-was-a-secret-welfare-queen/
Her philosophy is retarded and unworkable, and her believers are as dumb as the kids who think communism just hasn't been tried in the right places yet.

>>36541428
>How cool are Mina and Irene with killing?
Mina hardened her heart against anyone who would harm her loved ones way back when. While she's not about to go directly for the kill as a opening move, she's not opposed to ending someone life in order to protect someone she cares about.
Irene's killed lots of folks over the years.

>>36541505
>will there be a male character in CC's future that wont try to kill her or channel the douchebaggery of satan at her at least?
There already have been, and there will be in the future.

>>36541539
>Do the Guathier sisters and their father speak wakfu?
David's fluent, Gabrielle is learning, Charlotte only knows a few words.

>>36541603
>Is Charlotte fast eating due to her past homelessness?
In part, yeah. While she didn't have to worry about animal predators or anything like that, it was still important for her to be able to eat quickly just in case.

>>36541669
>Did Charlotte ever did that devouring mice thing before? How did she came up with it?
Charlotte never did that before, she was previously using the mice to find a way out and/or signal to someone to come and rescue her and Cecile.
As for how she came up with it, she was just really really really pissed and that was the most horrific way to kill someone that she could think of at the time.


And now it is time for me to sleep. Thanks for playing!
For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame/

>>36544666
>There already have been
Aside from big sis's current BF?