This story begins, as all great stories do, in the middle of a burning inn.You're hiding behind a knocked-over table, ignoring the clashes of breaking glasses and the screech of metal against metal. The titanic orcish warrior and the silent, calm knight fight, axe against shield and sword against, well, the orc's other axe. Chaos rages. The bar's countertop is on fire, thrown apparently by the horned young woman in the corner- she'd apparently missed her target, the dashing elven man, though his lute is charred. Almost half a dozen peasants from the town are brawling.This is not how you expected your day to go. You expected to get a meal and sleep, not be trapped in the middle of all this.You peek out from behind the table. The fight between the knight and orc is getting more violent, more hectic- The orc throws an entire table at the knight, before it's blown aside by the knight's shield. The horned woman has the elven man by the shoulders, pushing him against one of the walls, her hand aflame.Your first free day, your training finally complete, and this shit happens.Carefully, following your training, you form your first False Theory of the day.[Nothing Is Combustible.] You say, your voice low. You pour your mana into the space around you, and as always, you're lost for a moment, everything feels like a dream.The fire in the woman's hand vanishes. The flame at the bar vanishes. The woman freezes, an expression of confusion on her face. The nonchalant owner frowns, examining his pipe.Even the knight and orc seem to realize that something's happening.Next thing you know, everybody's looking at you.Right, your eyes are probably glowing. At the academy, nobody made a big deal out of it, but these people probably haven't seen it before.Time to say something impressive. Something... wizardly.And that's when the door slams open, taking everybody's attention away from you.Goddamnit.>Continued!
The intruder, as it turns out, is a peasant, bloodied and bruised. she looks panicked, eyes wide. You let go of your False Theory, letting the world return to normality. You might need your mana, after all."I- I need help." She says, her voice breathy. "Are there any adventurers here?"The elven man is suddenly on his feet, hand on one hip. It looks like he's practiced this pose."I'm an adventurer." He says confidently, his eyebrow arched. You notice he's not looking into her eyes- instead giving her disheveled clothing some appreciative looks. "Of course I can help. What with?""There are bandits in town." The peasant says. "A lot of them.""Of course there are." The horned woman says with a sigh. "What next? Giant rats?"The innkeeper sits up. "Well, the wine cellar does have some giant-""I will assist you in this." The knight says, his voice deep. You can't see his face, because of the bucket-like helmet, but he sounds as masculine as he is tall- which is very."So will I." The horned woman says. "Bandits won't know what hit 'em."The orc, on the ground, opens an eye, his hand already on one of his crude axes."I ain't lettin' you leave me out of a fight." He growls, his grummish accent obvious.You're not an adventurer or part of any guild, but you *are* a wizard, and the first rule of wizardry is to do whatever the hell you want with the power you've earned. Or at least, that's *your* first rule. So of course, you...> Help these adventurers fight off the bandits. Who knows, you might make some loyal minions companions.> See what you can do about those giant rats in the wine cellar. This is your first day out of the academy, so it might as well be tradition to fight giant rats!> Go back to bed. Should be quiet once all the troublemakers are out of here to go do heroics.
>>36671618> See what you can do about those giant rats in the wine cellar. This is your first day out of the academy, so it might as well be tradition to fight giant rats!dude fuck giant rats
>>36671618>Kill all the adventurers>Join the bandits>Loot the town
>>36671618>[This tavern is not on fire.] the leave
>>36671618> See what you can do about those giant rats in the wine cellar. This is your first day out of the academy, so it might as well be tradition to fight giant rats!You mean the giant rats that can kill off entire parties of commoners and eventually destroy the town.Don't forget to close the door when we go into the cellars!
>>36671618>Get to drinking.
>>36671618> Help these adventurers fight off the bandits. Who knows, you might make some loyal minions companions.
>>36671618>> Go back to bed
>>36671618>[X] See what you can do about those giant rats in the wine cellar. This is your first day out of the academy, so it might as well be tradition to fight giant rats!
>>36671713>>36671707>>36671662>>36671900You cross your arms and sigh, tapping a foot impatiently as you wait for the adventurers to group up, introducing themselves to eachother and showing off plenty of their character quirks. The elf's a womanizer, the knight's probably a girl underneath the armor, and the horned girl probably has some fiancee that'll stick his head into their business. It's all pretty normal, all things concerned. Adventurers are all the same.Instead, you make your way over to the innkeeper."About the wine cellar..." You say, trying to hide your discomfort at talking to a stranger.The innkeeper raises an eyebrow. "Yes? Yeah, it's been a real problem. Are you sure you can handle it? You're just a girl, after all."You draw on your mana, filling it into the room, about to set the entire place on fire again, when your eyes flare up. The innkeeper rears back."Sorry, sorry I asked." He says. "I'm sure you're capable enough."Damn right you are."... Yeah." You say, talking so softly you're not sure he heard you."The entrance is down here, down these stairs." He says, and walks you over behind the bar, where a trapdoor sits. "But you've got to be careful. All that liquor is flammable.""Mm." You nod. You just won't use fire spells then.You make your way down the trapdoor, and then start heading down the stairs. It gets darker and darker. Someone says something above you, and the innkeeper laughs."Yeah, we'll have our giant lizard problem solved soon.."Wait.Giant lizard?[Magic converts into light, magnitude point zero five.] You say, making a simple False Theory above your head. It flares into light, slowly drinking your mana-Dragon.Dragon!You're staring at a young sleeping red dragon, smoke billowing from its nose. You can feel the pressure of its own False Theory, the one increasing it's ability to fly and giving it the ability to breathe flame...You squeak- and its eye opens, staring at you.>Write-in!
>>36671945>Write-in!Introduce ourselves.Dragons are intelligent in this setting right?
>>36671945Fuck the dragon.
>>36671945Get ready to [Everything is extremely flammable] right on its muzzle.
>>36671945>"Uh, hi. I was told there was a vermin problem?"
>>36671618>> Go back to bed. Should be quiet once all the troublemakers are out of here to go do heroics.
>>36671945turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>36671945"Hi, wanna find a new home?"
>>36671976Only true answer, everyone knows that dragons are the most easily seduced of all intelligent races.
>>36671945>>>36671945 #>Fuck the dragonI agreed with this person!
>>36671945"what are you doing in this shit whole? lets find a nicer place you me rule the world sound good?"
>>36671969>>36671988>>36672077>Dragons are intelligent in this setting right?For a moment, for a terrifying, bone-chilling moment, you can't remember.You can't remember if dragons were intelligent or not. Some of the stories are about them being mad beasts, causing havoc for no reason and eating sheep, while others are about them being fiendishly intelligent, brilliant beyond belief. Your body is perfectly rigid, and you can't think of a single False Theory to use- the dragon's own would overpower yours easily, unless you poured an incredible amount of power into it.That's when the dragon reaches out and grabs an ale barrel, digging a claw into one side, drinking out of it."What's wrong, girl?" The dragon asks.Oh thank god you can negotiate with it."Um." You say. "I'm Kanna."It blinks. Then takes another huge quaff of the barrel."Darunaka'lahn." It says.You're not sure you can pronounce that even with a false theory. Why the hell does it have an apostrophe?"I was told there was a vermin problem?""Nope." It says. "I would notice if there were like, giant rats in my home.""Oh." You say. "Um. Wanna find a new home?""No, I'm comfortable here."You blink.This totally isn't fair. You were expecting giant rats, not a dragon. Especially not a sleepy drunk dragon!Then again, it is drunk, so maybe you could seduce-Everything inside you recoils at the idea... You don't even know what gender it is!"Um." You say. "What gender are you?""Male." The dragon says.Oh, you can fuck it then."So uh..." You sit down on one of the steps. "What are you doing in this shithole?" You ask."Drinking.""... Let's find a nicer place." You say, your voice going low and as seductive as you can make it. "You, me, rule the world... sound good?""Wouldn't conquering the world be wrong? Morally speaking?""I'm a wizard." You say. "No sense of right or wrong, etcetera."Oh." The dragon says. "No, I think I'm good here."... Shit.Now what are you going to do?
>>36672264360 out a there
>>36672264"so you going to offer me a drink or what?"
>>36672264>False Theory [I Am The Sexiest]
>>36672316Yes, this, followed by further seduction!
>>36672264>"Well how about we just have a little fun then?" *start stripping*
>>36672264>"Got anything to drink?"
>>36672330>Codex Entry: False TheoriesFalse theories are the mechanics with which new laws of physics are added or existing ones are manipulated. Objective things like sexiness isn't a law of reality- unless you're a Bard, which you're not.>>36672374>>36672358>>36672354>>36672336... Roll me 1d100. I'll take the first three.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>36672397rollin
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>36672397
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>36672397
>>36672434>>36672450>>36672455We are the sexiest
>>36672455>>36672450>>36672434We're a wizard specializing in the art of 『RAPE』
>>36672521And we're gonna have our own clutch of dragons. Pretty sweet.
>>36672533Monstergirls are now a thing
>>36672434>>36672450>>36672455much hueNow the question is if the dragon will split MC in half.
>>36672555Im guessing we'll need to roll for polymorph
>>36672555Of course it will, with its dick!
>>36672521So sex the dragon and run back to the village crying the dragon raped us?Listen and Believe
>>36672673More like sex the dragon, get knocked up, marry him, and settle down, ending our adventure before it even began.
>>36672695Or just have some dragon babies and go adventuring with them.
i don't wanna have sex w/ the dragon, i just want him to go away
"So." You say, getting a little hot under the collar. "Are you going to offer me a drink or what?""Wasn't going to." The dragon whos name you can't pronounce says. "It's mine anyway."You sigh, and the dragon gives you a glance. "Fine. Not like you little monkeys drink much anyway."It gingerly reaches behind it and pulls out a mug, pouring ale into it, and slides it over to you. You give the dragon a shy smile, pick up the mug with both hands, and gingerly sip at it, wrinkling your nose at the taste.The two of you spend some time sitting and drinking, not saying much, before finally you sigh and set the half-empty mug down. Your head is starting to buzz, but that's nothing like some of the benders you've been on."Well, you don't want to rule the world... So how about we..."You reach up for the clasp to your robe."Have a little fun?"--->ELSEWHEREElren Thanfalas the elven bard smiles, piercing the bandit in the gut."Do you get the POINT, you cur?" The bard says, as the bandit writhes on the ground. It's quite a terrible thing, dying alongside a shitty pun like that.And then, all of a sudden, in the middle of battle, Elren shivers, his blood going cold.Something is going to happen, not far from here."I..." He says. "I have to go.""Elren? What's wrong?" One of his many love interests asks."We're in the middle of a fight!" Another one yells. "It can wait!""No..." He says. "No it can't."And then he turns and runs, leaving his rapier in the bandit's chest.After all, this is a problem for his broadsword to fix.--->WINE CELLARYou're starting to get closer and closer, the dragon taking a step back the closer you get- as if it's afraid of you."Don't be afraid." You say, quietly. "I'll take goooood care of you."The dragon shivers, wings curling up, as it backs away to the furthest corner of the room.You're going to get some scale, finally.And then the door opens.>Continued!
>>36672742>not wanting to get fucked by a dragonWhat are you a faggot? Don't you want to spend the rest of your life with a dragon husbando and have dragon babies?
>>36672742the dragons coming anywaysyes captcha
>>36672673>>36672695>>36672725Obligatory SoIaF reference>>36672770My sides
>>36672770You can take my sides sir.I didn't need them anyways.....
>>36672770NO PISS OFF THIS IS OUR DRAGON
>>36672819Song of Ice and Fire the books Game of thrones are based off of. Mother of Dragons.
>>36672770PRE-EMPTIVE VOTE THAT WE 「RAPE」 WHOEVER COMES THROUGH THE DOOR
The elf bursts into the wine cellar and collides with you, knocking you aside."Oh, yeeeees." The elf says, eyes wide. "Why, hello there, miss." He says, his voice taking on dulcet tones."I'm male." The dragon squeaks, a terrified tone in its voice."Even better." He says. "How about we... blow this joint?"Perfect silence, as you push yourself to your feet.The elf wiggles his ears. "Maybe I'll blow something, myself."The dragon closes its eyes, as if trying to wake up from this nightmare."... I also have a huge pile of gold we can do it on." The bard says in a perfectly conversational tone, giving the dragon two thumbs up- and the dragon's eyes widen."V-very well." The dragon says."NO." You snarl, your meek facade falling apart. "You're coming with me!""Do you have a pile of gold?" The dragon asks.You draw upon your power, about to create a false theory to turn everything into gold with alchemy-"Magic gold doesn't count. Smells wrong." The dragon says."But-" You say. "BUT-"The elf stretches, surreptitiously reaching his arm around the dragon's shoulder. You start sputtering wordlessly, so furious that you can't even cast spells."Let's leave the wench alone, shall we?"Smoothly, the two make their way out of the cellar, though you have no goddamn clue how the dragon fit through the trapdoor.Your mentor always told you one thing of use, almost every day. That every wizard chooses a title on the most important day of their life. Such as [The Arcane], or [The Wise], or [The Mad].And at this point, you know more than anything you've hit that goalpost. You scramble up the stairs, out of the tavern, and roar up into the sky, where the dragon and elf are taking off."YOU BASTARD! THAT'S MY DRAGON! I ROLLED AN 88!" You roar to the skies. "YOU FUCKING COCKBLOCKING ELF. ELREN, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF KANNA [THE DRAGONFUCKER]!"
>>36672851Oh yeah. >>36672855Pre-emptive endorsement of that vote.
>>36672884droppedfucking trashcan QM
>>36672770>>36672855This, bang the Elven Bard!
>>36672884My sides are even more lost. Out of curiosity what would have happened if we rolled a 90 95 99 or 100
So we spend the rest of our time ruining the elf's life, right? We start with his bastards, and work our way up?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>36672884Shoot them down.
>>36672884How are we Dragonfucker? The fucking elf is going to fuck our fucking dragon. Fuck him.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>36672884Rolling to bend space/time and rape the elf.
>>36672907le trashmaster is le here
>>36672940Wow with a roll like that we just might QM permitting.
>>36672940[False Theory]: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY
>>36672987[False Theory] Elves negate a Dragon's ability to fly
>>36672884Might as well collect our pay for ridding the cellar of the vermin problem!
>>36672921>90, 95, and 99 would have failed, because >wizard charisma>100 would succeed, though."YOU BASTARD!" You snarl, shaking a fist up at the sky. You draw on your magic, creating a great false theory above you. You can't put one on the dragon itself, it's too strong for that. An idea pops into your head...But you don't need to bend space-time to get what you want right now.[Friction increase.] You snarl to the clouds above. [Magnitude point two five.]The clouds whirl slower, but they seem to grow thicker, small bolts of lightning crackling around. Your mana drains and drains, increasing the static charge in the clouds... And then you create a single, small false theory on the elf.[Mana to electricity.] You snarl.The Elf, far above you, yelps as a small bolt of lightning shoots from him... Straight into the clouds above, where incredible amounts of static as built.Thoom.A flaming elf falls from the sky, smashing into the ground in front of you. The dragon doesn't even hesitate to fly away even further, no doubt terrified by these crazy xenophiliac monkeys.But you have the elf... And now you'll have your revenge.---Some time later, you're relaxing in your rented room, the charred and heavily injured Bard crying on the floor next to you. You did have a lot of... frustration to take out on him, after all. A cigarette is inbetween your lips, and there's a lot of blood beneath your nails. Luckily, it's not yours.Someone knocks at the door, instead of bursting it open."Elren? Are you in there?" A woman asks.The elf just sobs on the floor, inconsolable. Jesus, you'd think he'd be able to handle being hoisted by his own petard... if you know what I mean.
>>36673143Forgot the prompt, but we might as well do write-ins whenever I don't prompt anything.
>>36673143Make the room soundproof and then 「WATERBOARD」 the elf
>>36673169rape the elf's boy pussy
>>36673192Bruh, we already did. Now we have to get away with it.
>>36673143>"YOU DON'T FUCK WITH A WIZARD!" Start ranting
>>36673143>100 would succeed, though>I rolled a crit on a d20 in another thread>It also wasn't takenDo the dice gods curse me this day?
>>36673169He's here he cockblocked me so I had my way with him. Get him out of here.
>>36673207i thought we raped him normally
>>36673143>Go ask the bartender for payment for dealing with the dragon.
>>36673143"He's in here, regretting his life decisions."
>>36673143[False Theory] the elf is happy and health cause we sexed him up!
>>36673240Yep. Maybe I really should just roll when asked. Wasting all these good rolls.
>>36673143>>36673249Voting for this.
>>36673143>>36673249I'll second this.
damnit, of course right as I find this I leave for work, oh well I'll have tocheck this out later, good luck with it Exabutt
"He's in here, regretting his life decisions." You say, making a mental note to talk to the innkeeper about your reward."What?" The woman asks, and opens the door- oh, it's the horned adventurer. The elf recoils, scrabbling away from her and babbling in his knife-ear tongue about not wanting anything to touch him..."Oh." She says.You may have given him a phobia of women. A great many phobias, actually, because, well, you did a great many things to him. And at him. And to things around him."You don't fuck with a wizard." You say, not even bothering putting on your meek facade.The elf cringes at the word 'fuck', which warms your ice-cold heart, just a little."... You're a wizard?" The horned woman asks."Yeah. Didn't you notice the glowing eyes when I put your fire out?" You ask, sneering."Yeah, but... you don't have a beard." She says. She eyes Elren over...Then she leans back, turning down the hallway. "Hey, I couldn't find the elf." She calls."Good!" You hear the orc bellow from downstairs. "Hated his puns anyway!"The horned woman turns back to you."So." She says. "Now that we're down one bard... Would you like to join our party?"You squint your eyes. "Why are you asking?""Well, wizards are damn powerful." She says. "And, well, we need a token evil teammate, and it's better to have an amoral rapist wizard than some thief who steals all of our shit."
>>36673424"Okay, let's discuss payment."Pull her inside, lock the door, and have our way with her.
>>36673424>Ask about the nature of the adventureCan't be fucked to go around fighting bandits for crying out loud.
>>36673424>"Hey! I am not a rapist! Also we need to discuss payment...."
>>36673424Well before I answer what will you be doing? Also you're going to have to pay my "fee"
>>36673424"Sex first, then we'll talk about adventuring."
>>36673491this about sums it up
>>36673424>not even bothering putting on your meek facadeHoly shit, did we just change the personality of our wizard?I'll go for >>36673448 then since that pretty much fulfills almost everyone else's write-in.
"Hmm. Tell me about the nature of your adventure. I'm not going to go fight bandits, for crying out loud.""Alright, alright." She says. "It all started when my ancestor, the Archdemon Maldrax, found the Skull of Stars, and..."She rambles on and on about her ancestor, the end of the world, and the destruction of the First Theory. Which makes no sense- the first theory is responsible for all reality, not just this world. It would be the end of all reality."... So I decided to go adventuring, and find the Skull of Stars before my evil twin sister does.""Yeah, that's a reasonable campaign. Kinda cliche, though." You say."What?""Come on in here." You say, changing the subject "We need to discuss.... my payment."It's more than easy to have your way with her.It's incredibly long, exhausting, and hard. By the end of it, the two of you are sweating, and inbetween you is the still-wet proof of your efforts."How's... How's this?" The horned woman- Jasmine, apparently- says, panting and sweating.One equal share of whatever treasure the party gets, plus any arcane components *and* the ancient tablets you'll find in any ruins you guys search? You're the best negotiator around, you realize, looking down at the contract, ink slightly running."That's perfect." You say. "Now... Let's go adventure.""We have to gather our party before venturing forth." She says."Yeah, yeah." You say, rolling your eyes."What do you mean, I only get a fourth of this!" You yell at Jasmine, not much later, holding the enormous bag of gold you'd gotten from the inn-keeper."You got claim to the money *after* you signed the contract." The horned woman says. "If you went and grabbed it right before..."Outside, the sun slowly starts to rise... It's the beginning of the second day.>END OF THREAD.>My twitter can be found at @FutureExabyte, and the IRC is at #Exabyte on Rizon!>I'll stick around to answer questions for a bit, too!
>>36673734Sounds like she hasn't learned not to mess with an amoral wizard rapist.
>>36673734not nearly enough happened in this to justify ending this thread. fuck you.
>>36673734You're not going to run this again, are you?
>>36673734>two hours running timeExabyte pls. I know life's busy for you, but if that's all you can manage you might as well stick to Akun.
>>36673856 Exabutt on Anonkun: "That was a fun quest. No clue if I'll run it again."
>>36673820Oh, she will.She will!>>36673827>>36673873Sorry, but it's late here, and it was a good place to stop. I don't want to ruin my sleep schedule the very day I fixed it.Next thread, if it's a thing that happens, will last at least twice as long, because I'll be starting way earlier.>>36673856I might, but I have no clue. It was fun, though, but I'll have to work to keep things from just being 'fuck the dragon' constantly.
>>36673897you do know this is /tg/ right? It's always going to be fuck the dragon.
>>36673897To avoid that, you should've just let us fuck the dragon.
>>36673897shouldnt have named us dragon fucker thenit is now our life mission
This was some funny ass shit. I'm also definitely not a robot.
>>36671608>False TheoryHoly fucking shit this is a great idea 10/10 I came fucking stealing this shit lightning quick.
>>36675289A Theory, in the magic sense, is a rule or set of rules governing certain sections or subsections of reality.The way the world works, according to the wizard academy:The First Theory is the set of rules governing everything that ever exists, across all reality, and even in multiple universes. It is the rule that says 'It Exists'.The Second Theory is the set of rules and physical laws governing the world of Wizard Quest. It differs from our own world in that each sentient being builds up mana.The Third Theory is the set of rules and physical laws governing the 'dream world', from where demons and nonsentient magical creatures and stuff come from. It's basically made from everybody's subconscious. Whenever someone sleeps, they take that day's built up mana and release it into the dreamworld, using their subconscious mind to construct the Third Theory. However, certain rare people don't dream- so they don't leak mana at all. If trained, they end up wizards, building False Theories directly and consciously. If not, they end up sorcerers, building False Theories accidentally and wildly- and even then, only when they build up too much mana.Finally, a False Theory is a modification of any of the above Theories. Usually wrapped into a certain location of space. The bigger the space, the more mana draw. The more complex the modification, the more mana draw.There is not enough mana in the entire world, even if everybody were wizards, to make any modification to the First Theory. At all, even temporarily.Fun fact: Alchemy wizards mess with chemical and molecular bonds, making fun and new superstrong alloys. The greatest alchemy wizards make magic energy out of water, by splitting hydrogen atoms and converting all of that energy and radiation into magic.The very greatest hasn't discovered antimatter yet.
>>36675712>yet.see exabutt, this is why i miss you running on /tg/-the mad systems you create and we try to break are more fun than even your quests, which are still some of the top-tier ever run. When will you finish FLATLINE so we can get back to our consensual lovin'?
>>36675712This is a really cool system. I hope you continue this just so we can use it.
>>36675712[Mana is infinite] Would work?
>>36675912That sounds like the kind of false theory that would result in a localized singularity-scale Event. Having an infinite amount of mana means that you have infinitely more mana than your body and mind can possibly handle.
>>36675942Set up [perfect mana control] first
>>36675955An individual probably can't hold enough mana to create that false theory.
>>36675962[ability to move mana] and [mana cant leave] a jar with very small [infinite mana] inside of it
>>36675912It would not. Mostly because you need to power False Theories.For every 1 point of mana you generated with [Mana is Infinite], it would cost 2 points of mana. One to keep the false theory in the space you want it in, and 1 point of mana to create 1 point of mana to create 1 point of mana to create- and so on so forth. You can really easily bend conservation of energy, especially because sentient beings get mana for 'free', but you can't break it entirely.>>36675955Also impossible, because a trained wizard already has perfect mana control. Mostly because it's a binary choice between 'no control' and 'perfect control'.>>36676025Mana has to be contained within a living being. There are mana battery-based animals, but those can't hold infinite mana- and it would be exorbitantly expensive, upkeep-wise, to strengthen the animal's biology enough that it could hold a bunch of mana without accidentally going sorcerous.
>>36676118[Air is alive]
>>36676118[all mana is mine]
>>36676132I think Air is Alive would violate the Second Theory, or maybe even the first. Unless Air Elementals count.
>>36676308The entire point of having False Theories is that they violate the others.>>36676132That isn't quite possible because the idea of being 'alive' is just a set of a bunch of complex chemical reactions. I mean, you could create a hugely complex False Theory to make air resemble life, but that would take a lot of mana to use and you'd need to sit there for a few minutes, reciting the changes you want to make to reality.>>36676188People are naturally protected from things that directly directly effect them, like stopping heartbeats and stealing their mana and stuff. It is possible to overwhelm their defense, especially when they're sleeping, but it's not easy. You'd be lucky to break even.
>>36676480[Dead produce mana] and [I attract mana]