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>Character Listing
>http://pastebin.com/5Xw1C75J

>Terminology Pastebin
>http://pastebin.com/R7RKmVS9

>Archive
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Wulin+Hero+Quest

>Twitter
>https://twitter.com/WulinHero?lang=en
>Sky's Character Sheet
>Cultivation: C+
>Internal Arts: Heaven's Blessings (C+,)
>External Arts: Endless Sky Forms (C+), Carefree Saber (C-)
>Techniques: 1rst Form Yin-Yang Rotation, 2nd Form Traversing the Instant Path, 3rd Form Dragon Qi Enlightenment

Pic represents an inevitability should Sky be unable to control his various love interests!
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>>36673738
Anything that results in rapping Mai is a good end in my book.
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>>36673786
Interestingly, Mai is a ridiculously good example of a Hidden Weapons master; wide sleeves, and a seemingly endless variety of throwing weapons are pretty indicative of the archetype.
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>>36673786
>implying Mai doesn't listen to The Carpenters
It's her secret shame.
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>sees pic
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>36673854
I can't think of Hidden Weapon Style without thinking of Mousse from Ranma 1/2.
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>>36673738

You stand on the paired crosses where Lei and Zhu'er are restrained, looking up at your friend's captors.

"Careful Bro, these guys aren't pushovers! They ambushed us when we were getting you chow and we were overwhelmed!"

You look at the trio; they have some bandages on various parts of their body

"Where?" you ask.

"Sword guy, left arm, right leg. Hidden weapons guy, right side. Claw-hand guy, right arm," Lei says, understanding you instantly.

"Zhu'er?"

"My injuries on them were smaller, but strike at their lower Xaiwan pressure points. That'll surprise them," Zhu'er says with a smirk.

"...what?" you ask, raising an eyebow.

She sighs. "About two inches below their sternum. Use two fingers if you do it, won't work otherwise," she explains.

"You all done catching up down there?" the unarmed-looking one says, and the one who looks almost identical to him speaks afterwards, like an echo. "Let them talk, they won't have much to say to each other anymore real soon!'

>WDYS?

>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]

>"You've got be already, let them go." [Serious]
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>>36673980
>>"You've got be already, let them go." [Serious]
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>>36673980
>>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]
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>>36673980
>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]
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>>36673980
>>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]
this is sky so much
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>>36673980
>>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]
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>>36673980
>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]
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>>36673980
>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator."
always sass no matter what
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>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]
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>>36673980
>"Nice place. could use a better decorator."
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>>36673980
>"Nice place. Could use a better decorator." [Snark]
Keep 'em off balance.
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>>36673980
> Other

"Virgin sacrifice under a whorehouse? Are you trying to summon an Irony Demon or something?"
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>>36674151
Shit, forgot to say this was also meant to be delivered as snark.
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>>36674151
My sides. Oh God muh sides.
Well played sir.
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>>36674151
this is quite nice
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>>36674151
That's great
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Found this quest last night and spent the last few hours burning through the archives to be here. I gotta say, this one could really be going somewhere.

Im not sure why i avoided checking it out for such a long time. Probably, i was afraid of getting attached and then watching as it disappeared forever, like with Wugong landlord quest.

Im seriously glad i decided to read that first thread anyways, though. Youve been awesome so far, Sage.
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>>36674240
hey Brand, nice to see you again.
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>>36673980

"Blue Heron House huh? I gotta say, the interior design sucks. Maybe you should hire someone to give it a once-over. Some color here, some new rugs there, maybe some tasteful incense candles, you know what I mean?"

The swordsman smirks at your humor. "Bravado. How predictable. At least you have a sense of humor to go with it."

You lean the blunt end of your saber over your right shoulder, and put one hand on your waist, switching so that both feet are one the narrow arms of the restraining cross.

"Thanks, I try. If you wanted to talk to me, there's easier ways to get my attention you know. This is maybe a little elaborate. Not to mention bad for your health AND your karma in the long run."

The one with the Flying Spirit Arrows speaks, flipping his chosen throwing weapon through his fingers.

"Let's introduce ourselves. I'm-" he begins but you cut him off with a raised hand.

"Woah woah woah, buddy, you sure you want to do that? Because if you introduce yourselves I'm just gonna remember you as 'those guys who's names I forget who I killed that one day in between actual important shit I had to do'. Maybe if you go incognito I might remember you for your weapons or skills," you suggest, then sniff dramatically and put on a bored look. "No promises though. You guys just don't look especially interesting honestly, it's gonna be HARD remembering your faces when I get done burning them off."

They look irritated at this exclamation, gritting their teeth, and the one with the spirit arrows flicks out more into his clenched hand.

"My name is-" the swordsman begins, and you cut him off again

"Still going for it? Okay, I promise try real hard to remember then."

"My NAME is Dugu Wei, Ghost Swordsman!"

The other two speak, echoing each other again.

"Wu Shengdong, Cruel Scholar!" says the one with the arrows. "Wu Shengxi, Killer Erudite!" says the unarmed one.

"Mind if you say them again? Sometimes it helps my memory if you say it twice."
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>>36674240
>>36674299
I asked this a few threads ago and never got an answer.
I'm honestly curious as to why you use a trip. Would you mind telling me why you do so?
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>>36674311
no particular reason. came up with it when I first got on 4chan and using it just became a habit.
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>>36674350
You tripcode, but do you ever trip balls?
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>>36674372
Well this one time I might have tripped someone else's balls...
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>>36674299
Nice seeing you too Wren
>>36674311
Hmm pretty much the same reason Wrenloft put it's kind of a habit.
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>>36674350
>>36674392
Thanks for answering. Not knowing was annoying the hell out of me.
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>>36674350

I think the only tripfag ive ever cared for was Snapple. Mostly because i was there for his birthing, i think. I wonder where that crazy bastards gone?..
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>>36674311
Just ignore them, nobody likes tripfags
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>>36674425
isn't there a search function in archives that lets you search for particular posters?
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>>36674304

"What you DOING?" Zhu'er whispers from her cross.

"Stalling, shut up," you advise out of the corner of your mouth.

"So!" Dugu Wei begins, smiling again. "I suppose you must be interested in why we brought you here!"

"No particularly," you say with a shake of your head.

"We brought you here beca...pardon?" he says, thrown off by your reply.

"I said 'not particularly'. Seriously, are we even on the same page here? If I'm not gonna remember your names when you're dead, why would I even care WHY you were here at all?" you say, now walking back and forth from the different spokes of the X-crosses your friends are on, wearing your best "who give's a fuck" expression.

"We brought you here because-!" Wei tries to say, but you interrupt.

"I mean, think about it; three days ago I fought the freakin' Five Deadly Venoms to a standtill, at the SAME TIME, all by myself!" you continue. And yesterday I beat Qiu Qiang so badly he's not even gonna be able to participate in the tournament anymore! Qiu Qiang! I mean, have you SEEN that guy? HE was worth fighting! And later today I'm going to beat somebody ELSE in the Top Ten Young Heroes Tournament, and they're probably even MORE famous!"

You return to your original position, looking up at all three with a smirk.

"I've fought and beat more famous people then you suckers in four days then you three have in your combined lifetimes. So tell me;" you finish, your voice suddenly alarmingly serious. "what the fuck makes you think ANY of you are walking away from this alive after kidnapping MY friends?

They pause, suddenly unsure of themselves.

>WDYD?

>Attack!

>Taunt them some more!
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>>36674491
>>Attack!
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>>36674491
>Taunt them some more!
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>>36674491
>Taunt them some more!
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>>36674491
>>Taunt them some more!
seek to anger them
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>>36674491
>Attack!

This might be a good time for 2nd form, we can take it.
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>>36674491
>>Taunt them some more!
Virgins in whorehouses, irony demons, etc.
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>Taunt them some more!
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>>36674491

>Taunt them some more!
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>>36674491
> Taunt them some more.
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>>36674491
>>Taunt them some more!
Let our backup get in position and hopefully kick things off by eliminating one of them.
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>>36674491
>Taunt them some more, preferably with irony demons. Assuming Sky knows the word for irony.
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>>36674491
>Taunt them some more!

Maybe we can scare the wee babbys into running.
How hard is it to turn our fists all plasma ball-y?
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>>36674491
awww... I was actually curious :(
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>>36674701
sky: capable of trolling not only his targets, but his readers at the same time.
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>>36674491
>>Attack!

Time to beat some bitches up.
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>>36674701
Its not our fault the mc is too badass for exposition. Blame Sifu.
This is some Totemist Quest secret excessive underage powerleveling all over again.
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>>36674491

"I-"

"I mean, what's this weird get up too! Summoning irony demons by sacrificing virgins under whorehouses? Way to fail at even that shit, because neither of 'em are virgins ("Hey!" Zhu'er protests)! Congrats; you failed at being a cliche. That's like, failing at failure which I'm having a hard time even wrapping my HEAD around how you even do that. You guys could start your own school, The Failure Sect, and their Secret Inner Skill, the Nine Failures Manual,"

"You-!"

"And this stupid trap array crap? Your plan was to trick me into it, right? Man, I KNOW where all the triggers are already!" you say...and then you hop down from the cross, carefully and deliberately stepping on the individual stone tiles where you know there's no triggers.

Zhu'er and Lei both watch agape as seemingly by sheer audacity not a single trap goes off.

The trio now really ARE alarmed, clearly unnerved by your ability to navigate the blisteringly obvious trap array without effort.

"I wonder how long it took to set this stuff up too? I bet you thought you were all being SUPER clever at the time," you say as you skip like a child from stone to stone all the way into the middle of the room.

"Face it. You were done as soon as you were dumb enough to follow through on this shit," you say, once more standing hand on waist with your saber resting on your shoulder.

"You....certainly don't lack for confidence, I'll give you that," Ghost Swordsman says, trying to keep his voice calm.

"Come on, Wei! We just need him alive, we can mess him up for talking shit to us like that!"

You smirk, shaking your head.

"Thanks. That's all I need to know, actually."

>WDYD?

>Leap up and go offensive!

>Risk doing Form Two!
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>>36674815
>Risk doing Form Two!
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>>36674815
>>Risk doing Form Two!
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>>36674815
>>Leap up and go offensive!
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>>36674815
>>Leap up and go offensive!
We have backup, they're off balance, and we're still recovering. Form two seems like it would have significant consequences.
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>>36674815
>Leap up and go on the offensive
No sense in aggravating our condition if we don't have to.
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>>36674815
>>Leap up and go offensive!

I kind of wish we got to hear why they wanted to capture Sky though.
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>>36674815
>Leap up and go offensive!
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>>36674815
>Leap up and go offensive!
No theatrics yet we might not need them, having time to heal is necessary.
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>>36674815
>Leap up and go offensive!
I love you, Sky. You are the ultimate troll. One of these days, probably quite soon, you're going to encounter something you can't bullshit your way through. But until that time comes, you are just the best thing.

>>36674872
We can interrogate them after we kick their asses.
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>>36674815
>>Leap up and go offensive!
>>36674872
We can beat it out of them later. Maybe.
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>>36674872
we can interrogate later anon
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>>Leap up and go offensive!
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>>36674815
>>Leap up and go offensive!
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>>36674815
>Leap up and go offensive!
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>>36674815
>form two

A quick, decisive decapitation would very quickly tilt the scales here in our favor. Either the hidden weapons master or the swordsman need to go. We dont need all three of them for interrogation.
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>>36674815

You suddenly put both hands on your saber, taking two steps, all on tiles that don't trigger the obvious traps....obvious because while you were busy making a scene, strutting like a peacock back and forth on the crosses specifically AWAY from the floor, Hong Lan had been using the opportunity to toss white powder on all the trap tiles.

Looks like she knows about mechanical traps as much as mechanical locks, and also happens to know a distraction when she sees one.
Somehow the latter fact doesn't surprise you so much.

On your second step you kick off and fly up at the balcony, landing on the rail and begin to fence with Ghost Swordsman, who actually IS pretty good!

"Also? When you tell me shit like 'you have to take me alive', what you're saying to me is 'we have to hold back and he doesn't!" you advise, keeping him off-balance while the other two maneuver for a better angle!

>WDYD?

>Form One!

>Attack the weak points pointed out!

>Lure them onto the floor!
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>>36675026
>>Lure them onto the floor!
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>Attack the weak points pointed out!
I don't want to get them closer to our friends.
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>>36675026

>Lure them onto the floor!
Irony we need more of it.
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>>36675026
>>Attack the weak points pointed out!
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>>36675026
>Attack the weak points pointed out!
Luring them onto the floor puts us at a disadvantage since we're not as familiar with the traps as they are.
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>>36675026
Lure them into the floor
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>>36675026
>Lure them onto the floor!
Summon the irony demons!
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>>36675026
>Lure them onto the floor!
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>>36675026
>Attack the weak points pointed out!
More reliable than the traps, doesn't risk as much.
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>>36675026
>>Attack the weak points pointed out!
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>>36675026
>Attack the weak points pointed out!
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>>36675026
>Attack their weak points for massive damage!
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>>36675026

You keep fighting with Ghost Swordsman, who's technique with his sword seems to exceed yours with your saber which puts him at a slight advantage until you strike his right leg with a foot attack, causing him to wince in pain, and then you dodge a claw-hand strike and slap Killer Erudite's arm with the flat of your blade, causing him to yelp in pain before cartwheeling in the air an landing on a different side of the rail, kicking Cruel Scholar's right side!

You backflip down, landing on the safe tiles, and infuriated at you cheaply striking their injuries they follow, also landing on safe tiles with a safe distance between you all!

You shake your head and start laughing again.

"Also?" you say pointing up at the balcony with your blade. "Might want to make sure you leave someone standing up next to the trap trigger, where obviously you'd all be closest too."

They all look up to see Hong Lan, who gives a little wave with her fingers..and pulls the big, obvious lever they were standing in front of.

There's a loud click beneath the floor, followed by a click behind you as Zhu'er's and Lei's binding unlock, dropping them on the floor. When they rise up they look rather cross with the trio.

"Might want to make it so that the bindings and traps are on different systems too," you suggest.

They realize they're suddenly BADLY outnumbered, and seem to all decide to run at once!
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>>36675233
Mwahaha. I kind of hope Bei doesn't catch them on their way out, if only so we can have a recurring mook squad to deal with.
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>>36675320
>they run outside and are met with Bei having a conversation with Genshu.
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>>36675233

They turn and run...only to find the door cut off by Bai Tiexin, who is leaning against it with his sword covered in blood, which he is casually cleaning.

"Sorry, Hero Sky. It took some time for me to remove all the civilians from above and kill all of their accomplices," he says casually.

He killed ALL those guys upstairs? Holy crap.
He really WAS just using you as a distraction!

"Now....Ghost Swordsman Dugu Wei, wanted in Henan for the murder of one official and eight soldiers. Cruel Scholar Wu Shengdong, you are wanted for the murder of Li Shenran and his family, as well as seven guardsman and an old lady who got in your way when murdering Li Shenxi. Killer Erudite Wu Shengxi, you are wanted as an accomplice for your brother's murders, as well as kidnapping, theft, and trading in slaves," Steeleyes says, and then he simply glares at them.

His eyes are so completely devoid of anything resembling mercy or pity, and burn with an intensity so great it's visible even in the dark.

"The penalty for all of these crimes is death," he says with utter finality.

"The only real question is how long do wish to wait for death; until the courts get done processing your cases after several years with possible repeal....or right now, in the cruelest, most painful way you can imagine?"

They freeze in terror at Steeleye's vicious, unrelenting gaze.

"I'm going to be a bit unorthodox and let you weight in on the decision made. All dependent upon your unconditional surrender...or not."
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>>36675436

I guess we now know what Sage was talking about when he said that Tiexin was the most badass of the Heroes.
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>>36675436
Yep. Those are some steely eyes, alright.
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>>36675436
i guess we won't be killing them after all
kill stealer
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>>36675484
Actually, they're quite incandescent.
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>>36675477
In Bai Tiexin's character notes I have written down, aside from his backround the FIRST thing in the personality description is "Don't fuck with Steeleyes".
>>36675436

They surrendered of course, and were bound by rope you are certain Tiexin just happened to have on him for just such an occasion, you lead them up through the ruined brothel.

It's ruined because there looks to be something like over a dozen bodies, each with an arrow put through them. There's also a lot of holes in the ceiling, all of which placed over the location of where an arrow-filled corpse fell in what you're sure is a complete coincidence.

After gingerly stepping around the mess of corpses, you are all led outside.

>WDYS?

>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]

>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]
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>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]

Don't fuck with Steeleyes. Aside from that, he seems like an okay guy.
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>>36675626
>>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
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>>36675626
>>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
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>>36675626
>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]
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>>36675626
>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
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>>36675626
>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]

He helped us find our friends and we got to help dispense some justice. Pretty cool guy.
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>>36675626
>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]
"I kind of wanted to kill some of those guys upstairs, too, you know. But hey, thanks all the same."
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>>36675626
>>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]
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>>36675626
>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
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>>36675626
>"So...who's up for lunch?" [Deflect]
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>>36675626
>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]
I'm not really annoyed at what he did.
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>>36675626
>>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
>all these faggots sucking up
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>>36675626
>"Thanks for the backup." [Grateful]
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>>36675626
>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
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>>36675626
>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
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>>36675626
>>"Okay...so how long were you playing me?" [Annoyed]
Why would we be grateful? They were already running from us.
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>>36675722
For pointing us in the right direction as to where our friends where? And assistance is always appreciated.
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>>36675735
'backup' is not 'pointing me in the right direction'.
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>>36675748
We had Hong Lan with us, so he probably decided we were good on back up for the near future. And we were.
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>>36675626

"Thanks for the help Constable," you say to Tiexin. "I probably would never have found my friends without you."

In a bit of remarkably coincidental timing a prisoner transport wagon is being brought up.
Funny thing that.

"Thank you for your help as well Hero Sky. I could have have dispensed the justice these lawbreakers so deeply deserve without your aid," he responds, giving the Salute and a bow.

"So...exactly how long were you messing with me?" you ask glancing at him askew, and he smiles in response.

"I'll let you ponder over that mystery by yourself. I'm certainly due back in the Capitol right now, and there are more evildoers who need punishment on the way."

In what you're also sure is a totally random coincidence, the guy driving the prison wagon is ALSO a Jinyiwei officer. Fancy that.

Steeleyes leaps up with Lightfoot and lands next to the driver, giving you a nod.

"May we meet again in the Jianghu, Lightning Tiger."
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>>36675779

Hong Lan turns towards you as you watch the prison wagon leave, gently pushing a few locks of hair out of her face.

"So, um....," she begins, not meeting your eyes, obviously feeling a little awkward.

>WDYS?

>"You don't need to apologize for the party." [Forgive]

>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]
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>>36675821
>>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]
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>>36675821
go for both
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>>36675821
>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]
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>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]
Then
>"You don't need to apologize for the party." [Forgive]
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>>36675821
>[Tease]

It's the wrong choice with this one, but she verbally spars with style.
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>>36675821
So what happens to the drug-addicted sex slaves now? Will Lan's friends in the Resplendent Phoenix Society be able to help them?
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>>36675779
>I could have have
did you meant couldn't?

also, where are all the slavegirls?
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>>36675821
>>"You don't need to apologize for the party." [Forgive]
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>>36675821
>"You don't need to apologize for the party." [Forgive]
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>>36675821
>"You don't need to apologize for the party." [Forgive]
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>>36675860
Evacuated by the fuzz
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>>36675821
>"You don't need to apologize for the party." [Forgive]
what party?
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>>36675821
>>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]
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>>36675821
>"Say, we just took down a major crime ring and captured three notorious fugitives. Aren't we supposed to get some kind of reward?"
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>>36675877
>has no idea what he's voting for

>>36675821
>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]
why stop trolling now?
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>>36675821
>"Fine, you can come to our victory lunch. You were a part of our victory after all." [Snarky Serious]
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>>36675821
>>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]

>mfw Sky quits Xia life to become The Sass Master.
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>>36675821
"Oh, right..." [Introduce everyone]
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>>36675821
>"Still considering a healthy career in the willow trade?" [Tease]
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>>36675821

"Yeah, I-" she begins and you interrupt her with a raised hand.

"You don't need to say it. I know I did wrong; I totally ruined your initial foray into a long and promising career in the Water Trade and I'm sorry. I'm sure you would've made a truly fantastic prostitute," you say with absolute solemnity.

She frowns and waits for Zhu'er and Lei to stop laughing their asses off before answering.

"And I'm sorry we didn't get to do that weird sex you talked about earlier. You seemed extremely enthusiastic about the subject."

Lei glances at you askew, and Zhu'er immediately begin fuming, glaring poisoned daggers at you without saying anything.

Hong Lan smiles knowingly at Zhu'er's reaction, raising an eyebrow at you and giving your knowing smile.

Crap. She's way too good at this.

"So uh...," you begin, coughing. "What do we do about the girls here?"

"The Resplendent Phoenix Society will take care of them," she says, willing to let you gracefully bow out of your verbal duel. "I have medical training, and so do others. We'll help them with their addiction, and if they wish to continue in the willow trade as free women they can. All will be offered the chance to join the Society as well, though I suspect many will simply wish to return home. Thank you Hero Sky. You have done a deed of benevolence today and I seem to have underestimated your strength of character," she says with a bow.

"Yeah, likewise...," you admit.

>WDYS?

>Let her go

>Challenge her next in the Young Heroes Tournament
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>>36676049
>>Challenge her next in the Young Heroes Tournament
Sure, why not?
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>Challenge her next in the Young Heroes Tournament

No, we're not letting you off.
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>>36676049
>Challenge her next in the Young Heroes Tournament
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>>36676049
>Challenge her next in the Young Heroes Tournament
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>>36676049
>Let her go
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>>36676049
How is this tournament structured? Is it like, single elimination? Are we in the regular season and there's a playoffs later?
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>>36676049
>Let her go

Uh, shouldn't we challenge Zhu Ai like we said we would?
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>>36676129
fight until we can't anymore, fight everyone, whoever wins more matches wins.
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>>36676049
>Let her go
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>>36676049
>Let her go
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>>36676130
we were going to spar with Zhou Ai before she had to fight a man, the challenge would come after that.
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>>36676130
Zhu Ai is a friendly sparring match, not a tournament match.
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>>36676049
>>Let her go
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>>36676049
>Challenge her next in the Young Heroes Tournament
Might as well, while we're here.

>>36676129
Nope. Everyone has to fight everyone else, unless they've been so injured that they're knocked out of the tournament completely. Placing is determined by who has the highest ratio of wins to losses.
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>>36676049
>>Let her go
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>>36676049
>>Challenge her next in the Young Heroes Tournament
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She's about to turn to leave before you stop her with a, "Yo!"

She turns gracefully. "Yes, Hero Sky?"

"You still owe me. We fight next in the tournament," you say firmly, and clearly it surprises her at first.

"Oh my! You aren't thinking because you got luck with Qiu Qiang you can actually beat ME, are you? I admire your pluck, Lightning Tiger!" she says resting her head in her right palm as she rests her right arm on her left...which has a side effect of making her boobs a lot more prominent.

You don't let it phase you this time though.

"Did it look like luck to you?" is all you say.

Her expression turns into a smile again. "You're certainly quite confident, Hero Sky, I'll give you that. I accept. I'll meet you on the lei tai next time. Look forward to it," she suggests before turning on her heel and walking away in a...most interesting fashion.
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>>36676129
>>36676159

This. The idea is that, because the arts tend to vary so much, certain styles will check others in circular rock-paper-scissors logic, which is unfair when structured as one on one elimination style ladder tournaments. This method allows them to judge which fighter has the overall most power and flexability in the widest range of situations.
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"Hmph. I will, too. We'll see if she can fight as well as she can talk. It isn't hard to stand there and look pretty," you note to your two friends.

Zhu'er is still shooting venomus knives out of her eyes at you.

"What?!"

"'Weird sex', huh?!" is all she says before storming away.

"Damn Bro. I can't decide if it's a blessing or a curse with you!" Lei says confusingly, watching Zhu'er go and then turning to look back at Hong Lan. "Either way it seems like a hell of a lot more work then I'd personally want to deal with."

"What are you talking about?"

Lei laughs, shaking his head. "Come on Bro. We still owe you that meal from last night. I'll pay you back as thanks for saving my ass back there."
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>>36676348
Yeah, she's not going to take the Ao thing well.

Cest la vi.
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>>36676348

>WDYD?

>Spend time with Lei and Zhu'er?

>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi

>Fast forward to Tournament

>If you choose to move immediately to the tournament, you cannot do the other two.
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>>36676399
>>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi
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>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi

Don't really want to follow through on this, but fiiiine.
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>>36676399
>Spend time with Lei and Zhu'er

We can always keep our promise later or better yet bring them along!
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>>36676399
>>Spend time with Lei and Zhu'er?
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>>36676399
It IS also gettin kind late, and I can bump this thread through the night and try and keep it up until tomorrow.

Especially since the second tournament fight's kind of a big deal and all.

Not my usual MO, but why not try something different and make sure it's not a pointlessly short thread I say!
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>>36676399
>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi
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>>36676399
>Let her go
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>>36676399
>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi
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>>36676399
>>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi
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>>36676399
>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi

So many waifu's, so little time!
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>>36676399
>>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi
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>>36676439
I like your style, Wulin Sage

>>36676348
Duan Lei confirmed for best sworn brother ever.

And damn, you weren't wrong. Everyone in the Wulin looks like sex on legs!

>See if you can find the Emei and keep you promise to Zhou Ai and Li Ruyi
We'd better fulfill that promsie before Zhou Ai has to fight a man. That way, we can chill before the tournament and give our chi time to recover, over a meal.
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>>36677797
>And damn, you weren't wrong. Everyone in the Wulin looks like sex on legs!
It's kinda like how the vast majority of Olympic athletes are extremely attractive, it doesn't seem like it should be the case, but it is.
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>It's kinda like how the vast majority of Olympic athletes are extremely attractive, it doesn't seem like it should be the case, but it is.

Even the fucking table tennis folks are complete qts
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>>36676439
Aaugh... finally catch up in the archives to only catch (what i assume) to be the end of the newest thread.

Oh well, guess I'll save my questions till nexxt thread.

Love the writing style btw. Funny as high hell with serious plot.
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>>36678758
Suddenly i realize its a good thing I didn't read thread before posting as it appears I have missed three threads. Welp time to go scour the board.
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>>36676399
> Bring Lei and Zhu'er to the spar

They can both be helpful. Also, I want to see Sky suffer as Zhu'er demonstrates ways for a woman to dismantle a man in combat.
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>>36678808
I agree with this
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>>36678808
Sure. I like the mix.
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>>36678808
Agreed, wait thread over?
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Guys, I'm legitimately worried about waifu-ing more than just Zhengzhu, Zhu'er, and Lan. I just get the feeling that three wives is the upper limits of what Sky can reliably keep from breaking into kung-fu duels... even assuming he is able to get them to agree to be his wives in the first place. While we have Zhengzhu and Zhu'er (probably) firmly within the nets at this point, Lan still clearly needs to be worked on. Fortunately the upcoming duel and aftermath will give us plenty of time for that.

It's really too bad, because I especially like spear waifu too, but I just don't think we can push it much farther than two Young Heroines and two (maybe, at least one, but zhu'er is clearly important) princesses. We should probably settle for what we have going right now and not try to overreach.
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>>36679334
Observe as I display the power of THREADCROMANCY!
I'm not quote back yet, literally just woke up. Once I'm like, for real back I'll post proper.
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>>36678686
She looks like a young xia already.

But what's her form?
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>>36679710
Sounds good.
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So I'm a little ignorant on Chinese culturebut are wedding dresses normally a brilliant red because in the first chapterwe helped our hometown friend who's wife was wearing a red wedding dress and a couple threads ago Lei said the last time he saw the girl he had liked she was leaving to go get married and was wearing a red wedding dress. Is Chekhov at work here or am I ignorant and overthinking?
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>>36679971
Red is the traditional wedding color, yeah. It's a good-luck color in most Eastern cultures and especially China.
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>>36679982
Thanks. The more you know.
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Back for real now!
Posting.
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You bring Zhu'er and Duan Lei with you to Yuan Palace outside the stables where you arranged to meet Li Ruyi and Zhu Ai.

"Uncle Sky!" Zhou AI says, rushing up and hugging you around your torso.

Zhu'er fumes at the sight, but says nothing, while Lei just gives you a "seriously bro?" eyebrow.
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>>36679709
Sky should be able to handle 5-7 easily. Don't sweat it.
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>>36680315
50-70
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>>36680263
We're "Uncle Sky", now? That's odd. Surely we're not that much older than her. Is this one of those things that just doesn't translate well?
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>>36679709
waifu is not actually a wife
also, lan? seriously?
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>>36680324
It's sort of like saying Mister to an older male who you're familiar with.
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>>36680324
Yeah. Normally would be something like brother or senior brother, but considering that she's the youngest and hasn't dealt with men and not really wise to the ways of the world, I can totally see her seeing Sky as an uncle.
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>>36680324
Honestly though, Older Brother sounds like it would be more appropriate considering our age difference. .
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>>36680355
Yeah, why not,she'll spice things up nicely.
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>>36679971
Funny story.

Years ago, a British detergent company published an ad in a Chinese air travel catalog featuring a stark difference between dirty and clean clothes.

The ad said "Guaranteed to make your family's clothes pure white!" or something similar.

Well, in China, white is the color of mourning traditionally worn at funerals. So they were basically telling any Chinese person who read the ad that their product would kill them and their loved ones.

They ended up pulling the ad.
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>>36680374
lan is literally the only girl we didn't hit it off with.
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>>36680324
You're only two years older, but she's calling you the rough Chinese equivalent of "Oyaji-san". She's kinda immature for her age.
>>36680263

Li Ruyi comes and pulls her off you gently.

"Be polite Zhou Ai!" she whispers quietly.
"I'm sorry Hero Sky, but she seemed quite worried about you when you were injured, Ai is very excited to see you."

"No worries," you say, brushing it off, slapping your hands together and rubbing them while looking for a good spot. "So where we gonna do this? We might need some room, will anybody be using this area?"

Ruyi shakes her head. "Oh no! Much better! I've arranged for the Emei Sect to stay here and keep the Yuan Clan away while we ride outside the city for privacy!" she says cheerily.

"Uh...ride?" you say in confusion as Zhou Ai leads out some horses. Ruyi and Ai mount one, and Lei mounts another.

You eye the animal brought up to you for riding warily.

"Oh. Okay. You mean like...on a horse."

>WDYD?

>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]

>"Yeah I think...yeah, I'll just use Lightfoot." [Do not Ride the Horse]
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>>36680355
This is ancient China that never was, bro. Here waifu = wife.
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>>36680377
thats hilarious
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>>36680355
Lan seems pretty cool to me bro. I think she has some serious potential, we just need to find out more about her. She's clearly not as bad as we first thought, and has great chemistry so far.

Also, if waifu is not a wife-target, the what is it, in context of the story? A quickie and done? Stringing her along to drop eventually? Both of those sound pretty out of character.
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>>36680377
everything is "of death" for those crazy superstitious asians.
various different numbers, clothes, spearing food with chopsticks, various foods...
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>>36680400
>>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]
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>>36680400
>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]
Might as well try.
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>>36680391
Except we did last thread. At the party, no, but she's clearly got a shell built up that we're going to have to work past.

I like the fact that she wasn't instantly falling all over us personally.
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>>36680400
>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]
Time for comedy shenanigans.
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>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]
>>36680441
Makes It all the more delicious when she finally does twenty threads from now.
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>>36680409
A waifu is a girl you white knight to the extreme. Waifus are actually precluded from being a harem and are instead your one and only fictional girl you pine for from a distance and never actually get with (because she isn't real). Also, many otaku refuse to even fap to their waifu as that would degrade their "pure love".
its basically a platonic ideal (also known as the ultimate omega male)
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>>36680400
>>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]
Always up for new things.
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>>36680400
>>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]
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>>36680441
>Except we did last thread. At the party
1. what party
2. there was nothing of the sort last thread. 2 threads ago a party was mentioned as having happened "last night"

Are you perhaps referring to the pre battle buffet and socializing as a "party"?
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>>36680473
That sounds completely NOT like what waifu means in terms of quest threads, bro. In fact, that sounds 100% like the /a/ version rather than the "future romantic interest" that it has come to mean here.

Fairly sure you are the only thinking like that. Be easy, we'll marry them all. Don't you worry.

Especially Lan.
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>>36680506
You should probably read more and post less until you have done so.
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>>36680509
I am aware that the term gets misused in quests. people use it in quests as if it means "potential/actual harem member"
That doesn't mean its correct use of the term
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>>36680520
>durr
fuck you retard. go choke on a horse cock.
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>>36680541
Please give me a dictionary definition of the term then, if you know exactly what it means.
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>>36680541
It's a made up term with no set definition, found in no official published dictionary.

You can't seriously be arguing this. I mean, really.
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>>36680400
>"Sure yeah, I'll....give it a shot." [Ride the Horse]

We Lu Bu now.
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>>36680554
follow the quote path anon, its not hard >>36680473
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>>36680400

"Yyyeaaah," you say, backing your head away slightly as the huge animal moves it closer, trying to smell you. "Ride...the horse."

"What's wrong Bro?" Lei says from his saddle. To make things worse, Zhu'er gets on the horse near you and says "I'll ride with you Sky!" with a smile.

"Okay...yeah...," you mutter, starting at the horse and feeling it stare back. You feel it has no respect for you in that state.

"Sky...can...you not ride a horse?" Zhu'er whispers.

"What?! No! Of course I can-" you begin but Zhu'er sighs even as you speak. "Oh Heaven, you can't, can you?"

"I lived on a mountain for twenty years. There are no horses on mountains!" you whisper back.

>WDYS?

>Ask Zhu'er for help

>No...you got this. How hard can it be?
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>>36680587
>Ask Zhu'er for help
We're not too proud to not ask for help.
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>>36680587

>Ask Zhu'er for help
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>>36680587
>Ask Zhu'er for help
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>>36680587
>>Ask Zhu'er for help
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>No...you got this. How hard can it be?

>>36680578
That's not a dictionary. From which one do you obtain this definition?
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>>36680644
dictionary definition
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>>36680587
> Ask for help.
For a touching moment. Or a moment of touching.
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>>36680644
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Waifu

You do know that a dictionary is written by just some guys with a language degree and not any authority?
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>>36680587
>Ask Zhu'er for help
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>Ask Zhu'er for help

Spaghetti time
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>>36680676
Then urban dictionary isn't an actual dictionary since it's creators don't have language degrees, according to you.

Either way, try again with something that has actual standards.
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>>36680587
>No...you got this. How hard can it be?
We can do it.
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".....please?" you whisper back, and Zhu'er giggles at you.

"Shut UP! It's not funny! Horses are huge scary animals that can kick you to death!" you whisper.

"It's just...your education was narrowly specific! Didn't your father teach you about them?"

>Interlude

Sky: "What about horses, Ba?"
Renshu: "Yeah...fuck that."

>Interlude End

"Not...so much no?" you admit.

"Hero Sky? Are you okay?" Ruyi asks, and Zhou Ai urges you to hurry as well.

"Okay, put your feet in the stirrups and your hand on the bridle. I'll help you steer from behind," Zhu'er whispers and you follow her instruction, and the horse dashes off ahead of anyone else....mostly because you have a hard time stopping it...

Zhu'er is laughing while you swear at the animal and try to get it under control!

"Okay okay, so I'm no Bo Li, alright?!" you admit.

She buries her face into your back as you ride, and she sounds funny.

"It's okay...I'm glad I got to help YOU for once..."
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>>36680587
>Ask Zhu'er for help
Making ourselves look like we rely on her might get back in her good books a little.

Plus, we'd look like a right tit if we fell off now.
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>>36680723
If you would notice, I said
>>36680541
>Term gets misused
nothing more, nothing less. I did not even mention a dictionary.

You are the sperg who is demanding the authority of a proper dictionary.
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Please stop arguing about the exact definition and usage of an Engrish loan-word, would you kindly?
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>>36680828
>>36680541
>>36680554
Here's a thought: Who cares? We all know what's meant by it, in this context.

>>36680819
Called it! Back in her good books. We have been a bit neglectful of Zhu'er lately.
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>>36680723
>Then urban dictionary isn't an actual dictionary
that was the joke, yes
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>>36680838
Thank god.
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>>36680872
>Neglectful
To be fair, it has been a few threads but the actual timeline is rather short. I think we're fine.
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>>36680912
Yeah, from an in-character perspective it's only been about eight hours.
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>>36680819

You struggle through riding the animal (with Zhu'er's considerable help) and eventually stop it next to a copse of trees near some fields outside the city.

"Okay...," you say, getting off the horse and catching your breath, trying not to vomit. "Let's just...we'll do the thing here, 'kay?"

"I have no idea how you can get sick riding a horse with all the ridiculos Lightfoot stunts you do," she says, smiling at you as she dismounts.

"Hey, what I do is COMPLETELY different. I bet I could even outrun a horse!"

"You'd get tired faster though."

"At least I don't crap everywhere when I walk!"

Ruyi, Zhou Ai, and Duan Lei all arrive momentarily.

"Excellent choice of training area Hero Sky! This place shall ensure our privacy from prying eyes!" Ruyi compliments.

"Yeah...because I...TOTALLY chose this place on purpose, haha!" you say nervously as they dismount.

You clear away some fallen branches to make room for a training spot.

>WDYD?

>[Train in Unarmed]

>[Train in Swordsplay]
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>>36680964
>[Train in Swordsplay
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>>36680964
I think that the unarmed fighting is cooler, but we should probably
>[Train in Swordsplay]
since so many of our foes use weapons.
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>>36680964
>[Train in Unarmed]
She's unarmed primarily, right? This'll suit her better.

Man, I have to remember she's a Top Ten Young Hopeful for a reason. Cute and harmless-seeming she may be, but we need to treat her with the respect she is due. We should impress that on her as well. There is no 'Man' or 'Woman' in kung-fu. There is only 'You' 'Friend' and 'Enemy'
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>>36680990
Actually, fuck it, changing my vote to
>[Train in Unarmed]
because I think it would be awesome to beat swords barehanded.
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>>36680964
>>[Train in Swordsplay]
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>>36680964
>[Train in Unarmed]
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>>36680964
>[Train in Swordsplay]
We need some more work in armed combat. Especially if we're going to fight Xiao Jian. I hope we can beat him. Defeating a Heavenly Sword in swordplay would be delightful.
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>[Train in Swordsplay]
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>Train in swordplay
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>>36681009
Aaactually... Nuts to it. Changing my vote from >>36681002 to
>[Train in Swordsplay]
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>>36673738
>Quest opens with Wananana
You have my attention. Anons, is this worth reading up on suptg?
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>>36681033
Worth it.

>55 unique ips
And I'd say a large amount of people agree with this statement.
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>>36681009
Xiao Jian is the one who worries me the most. We need to save him for last.
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>>36680964
>[Train in Unarmed]
i would rather she get over her shyness induced clumsiness before swinging sharp objects around (and we all know xia are too extreme to train with wooden swords)
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>>36681033
It is. This quest is fun, has a neat premise, and WulinSage is a very good writer. If you think you'd like seeing a hobo with lightning powers troll his way through medieval China while inexplicably acquiring a reputation as a hero, this is the quest for you
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>>36681033
Do you like medieval China? Do you like Kung-Fu? Do you like absurdly awesome martial arts? Do you like waifus who can kick serious ass? Do you like smart-ass, likable protagonists?

If you answered YES, then you'll probably like Wulin Quest.
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>>36681033
Shot answer yes. Long answer it is kung fu awesomeness with snarky one liners and more hot asians than you can shake a bamboo staff at.
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>>36681033
this is thread 14, anyone who doesn't think it is worth it should have left by now
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>>36681093
Reading a quest and archive binging it are two different things. I think some of the quests I read are not archive-binging-worthy, for example.
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>>36680964
>[Train in Unarmed]
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>>36681117
that is the most insane thing i have heard today.
also
>Posting in a quest without first reading the archive
fucking hell, why do people do this?
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>>36680964
>train in Swordsplay
If we're gonna make her less spaghetti-ful around men, we should start with something she's already comfortable with.
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The shirt needs to come off at some point.

Just saying.
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>>36680964
>This is Ruyi.
>We have purposefully trained her wrong, as a joke.

Oh please.
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>>36681069
Except that may not be her comfort zone.
And we need to increase our weapons skill. We can barely hold our own, when fighting against weapon user's.
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>>36681062
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>>36681086
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>>36681093
Thanks Anons, that's a strong response, I'll get reading.
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>>36681087
Thank you for the compliments Sirs.
>>36680964

"Okay, you wanna do swordplay first? I'm not very versed in, just sber stuff, but given your 'Fairy Swordswoman' nickname I'm guessing it's your best skill?" you asks, and she nods.

"Yup! I know Emei Swordsplay and Yue Maiden Sword mostly, but I also know Fist of Beauties!" she admits.

"Okay, we'll do swirds first then. I gotta work on my weapon skills anyway," you say, drawing your saber and giving it a few test swings.

Zhou Ai hurriedly rushes over to her horse and struggles with pulling out her own sword from the saddle. She struggles awhile, then promptly falls flat on her ass with an "Ow!", making Ruyi roll her eyes as she gets up.

You look at her sideways.

"It's...it's pink," you say, unable to formulate any more coherent thoughts.

"Yeah!" she says, holding out the scabbard, which is indeed Cherry-blossom pinkish-white in color. She draws the jian, and you halfway expect IT to be pink too, but the steel is a normal color at least.

"My Chrysthanthemum Sword! Like it?" she says, folding her arms behind her back in a girlish manner, except the blade is still sticking out behind her.

You look over at Ruyi who shrugs. "The Chrysthanthemum Blade IS a treasure of the Emei Sect...she uh...had the scabbard custom made though..."
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>>36681238

You take up a sword stance yourself, left hand out and blade behind back, and she mimics you.

>WDYD?

>[Take first Offensive]

>[Be Defensive]
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>>36681238
Oh, you are just too precious, aren't you?
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>>36681258
Take the offensive. Let's work out the kinks in her defense and make sure she's not gonna flinch every time a man blinks at her.

Or get fuckin' rekt, you know, whatever.
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>>36681258
>[Take first Offensive]
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>>36681258
>[Take first Offensive]
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>>36681258

>[Take first Offensive]
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>>36681258
Be on the defensive
Lets see how well she can start the fight with a dude
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>>36681258
>[Be Defensive]
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>>36681258
>[Take first Offensive]
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>>36681258
>>[Take first Offensive]
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>>36681258
>[Be Defensive]
We are doing this so she can get used to fighting men. Start out slowly.
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>>36681258
>[Take first Offensive]
Carefree saber style go! She can work out holes in styles, so a) she can help us identify the flaws in it and b) it's a lot easier to start her off with something a bit more solid than Endless Sky Forms.

And we take the offensive because I'm not sure she would.

Also: Pink. So much pink. She's precious but oh my god, so much PINK!
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>>36681397
We'll make a man out of her. Teach her to be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of the great typhoon, and with all the strength of the raging fire.

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
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>>36681449
You want to know something funny?

That's Sun Tzu.
>>36681258

"I'll go first, okay?" you say, and nods.

Literally the monent she nods you FLY at her with Carefree Saber, your lightning-like speed catching her off-guard!

"YAAAH!" she shrieks, closing her eyes and turning her head away, pointing her sword at you and pulling the other hand close to her chest in fear!
You stop your blade before it reaches her, as she stands there, helpless.

"So...uh...Zhou Ai, you're gonna need to be a LITTLE more proactive of-" you begin, but she interrupts with a "W...White Eyebrow Purifies!!" and does...something.

You loose your grip on your sword and it goes flying, embedding itself into the trunk of a tree nearby from the force.

You stand there, trying to process what just happened.

Zhou Ai opens her eyes and looks over at Ruyi while you still stand in shock.

"Did I...do okay?" she wonders. Ruyi nods, an awkward smile on her face. "Uh..yes, Ai. Your...form was a little off though."

"Okay...I promise I'll do better next time," she says, nodding determinedly.
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>>36681498
Uhm...

What?

Maybe she ought to try offence...

Seriously, what was that?
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>>36681498

>WDYD?

>"Maybe...maybe you go first?"

>"Hold on...I'll try again."
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>"Maybe...maybe you go first?"
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>>36681613
>"Maybe...maybe you go first?"
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>>36681613
>>"Maybe...maybe you go first?"
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>>36681561
Maybe yo>>36681613
u go first
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>>36681613
>"Hold on...I'll Try again."
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>>36681613
>>"Maybe...maybe you go first?"
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>>36681613
That was a complete failure on her part. She would have totally been dead if we hadn't stopped. We need to make sure she isn't killed in the opening exchange before moving on to having her retaliate.

>"Hold on...I'll try again."
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>>36681498
HNNNNNG
>>36681613
>>"Hold on...I'll try again."
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>>36681613
>Hold on lets try this again.
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>>36681613
>"Hold on...I'll try again."
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>>36681613
>"Hold on...I'll try again."
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>>36681613
>"Maybe...maybe you go first?"
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>>36681613
>"Maybe...maybe you go first?"
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Also, we should ask Ruyi to be honest. She's getting ready to go into a wulin fight, where striking without hesitation or remorse is a thing. I think that Ai is adorable too, but if she keeps getting pampered she will be hurt.
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>>36681613
>"Hold on...I'll try again."
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>>36681498

"Umm...hold on a second," you say, walking over to the tree and wrenching out your sword with one hand muttering "The hell was that?" under your breath.

"Okay...how about you go first this time?" you say, and she nods, giving a little warcry of "Yaaa!" as she charges, and you begin exchanging blows.

"Okay, so, your basic form is good...," you say as you BARELY hold her off. Her internal energy isn't really any better then yours, but her polish is EXCELLENT when it comes to external skills!
She just has this hesitation problem, a slight delay in pulling her moves off. If she got rid of it she'd pretty much be dominating you in this fight.

Even as it is every time she perfectly pulls off a specific form you loose your blade!

In effect her Internal Arts are at C-, so while she's powerful she's not as "strong" as you qi-wise, but ALL of her External Arts are at Rank B.

The fifth time you loose your sword you're pretty sure there's less hesitation in her movements, but you aren't sure.

>WDYD?

>[Unarmed Now]

>[Ask Zhu'er to step in]
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>[Unarmed Now]
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>>36681842
>[Unarmed Now]
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>>36681842
>[Unarmed Now]
Shirtless Bishonen Style, go!
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>>36681869
We might want to hold back on that till we actually end up going up against her in the tournament.
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>>36681842
> we unarmed now.
gotta keep kung fu fighting.
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>>36681842
>>[Unarmed Now]
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>>36681842
>[Unarmed Now]
keep going
I don't think zhu'er will trigger her shyness.
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>>36681901
Lei, though....
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>>36681926
actually that is a good idea for later.
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>>36681926
This let Lei spar with her later
That will surely trigger her Male Fear
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>>36681842
>[Unarmed Now]
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>>36681992
she is more shy than afraid, and is already getting over it.
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>>36681992
>>36681966
I would also like to watch Zhu'er spar with her too though.

Not for Ai.

I want to see exactly what Zhu'er can do when fighting against such an excellent swordswoman who isn't holding back because of fear.
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>>36681842

"Okay....Uh...hold on!" you say, panting and putting your saber away.

"Let's do...unarmed now, okay?" you say, now switching to unarmed styles you know even better.

She's got even more hesitation, but you actually start doing WORSE, as she gets over it even faster, tossing you around with her Fist of Beauties style!

You're pretty sure you can see holes in her defenses and can adapt to her tactics, but she always ends up beating you so fast that you can never EXPLOIT them!

If this were a serious fight you'd have won several times over, but only by inches; if your "winning" strike didn't take her down she consistently wouldn've torn you apart!

"OKAY!" you say, lying flat on the ground like you're trying to make Grass Angels.

"Let me get up and-" you begin, but you hear this HUGE shriek somewhere else in the woods and a crashing sound, like breaking trees!
The shriek sounded more like an animal then a person's...

>WDYS?

>[Investigate Alone]

>[Investigate with Zhu'er]

>[Investigate with Lei]
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>>36681842
>>[Unarmed Now]
This migth be the bigger problem for her...
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>>36682045
>>[Investigate with Lei]
bro it up
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>>36682045
>>[Investigate with Lei]
Let's go, Bro!
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>[Investigate with Lei]
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>>36682045
>[Investigate with Zhu'er]
Leave Lei to spar with Ai while we are gone.
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>>36682045
>>[Investigate with Lei]
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>>36682045
>>[Investigate with Zhu'er]
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>>36682045
> investigate with zhu'er
She wants to be more help to us and bro will probably thumbs up wink as we walk offn
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>>36682045
>>[Investigate with Lei]
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>>36682113
Also a good point. We should spend some scenes with her at least, we HAVE been a bit of a playboy recently.
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>>36682045
>>[Investigate with Lei]
your waifu a shit
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>>36682131
>implying we want to spend more time with her
no.
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>>36682045
> Investigate with Zhu'er

Lei can spar with Zhou Ai. And probably end up being the target of a schoolgirl crush, because he deserves to share our woman problems.
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>>36682045
>[Investigate with Zhu'er]
She needs Lei around for practice.
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>>36682045
>[Investigate with Zhu'er]
Lei, take over a moment? Zhu'er seems more adept at this kind of stuff anyway.
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>>36682144
>>36682132
Trolls gonna troll, of course we do.
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>>36682045
>[Investigate with Lei]
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>>36682045
> Investigate with Zhu'er

Zhou Ai can get Lei'd in the meantime.
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>>36682045
>[Investigate with Lei]
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>>36682045
>>[Investigate with Lei]
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>>36682163
nah, fuck off cunt
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>>36682045
>[Investigate with Lei]
adventures of the wulin brothers
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>>36682045
>[Investigate with Lei]
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And the waifu wars begin

Hope you enjoy samefagging, Sage.
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>>36682045

"Bro!" Lei says, bolting up as you sit up and the same time.
"Yeah, let's go Bro!" you agree, jumping into action!

"Zhu'er! Protect them both, I don't trust anyone else to!" you say as you dash past her.

She looks surprised and bluahes at your confidence, but nods, moving closer to the Emei Sect maidens!

You and Lei rush through the forest and get to another clearing, this one full of mighty trees broken and shattered branches.

A huge mound of white sits there, crumpled up, and it takes you awhile to even figure out what you're LOOKING at. It's Lei who says it aloud.

"Is...that a BIRD, Bro?"

You nod. "I...I THINK it's a Great Condor..," you say in awe. Your father told you of them, but you've never seen one. They're supposed to only live in the high mountains.

"It's HUGE!" he says, trying not to wake if up...or whatever. "It's bigger then the HORSES are! Why is it just lying there?" he asks.

"I dunno...stay here, hold on," you say as you circle it. The far side of it's body allows you to see it's head and legs. They appear to be tied up in some...rope-trap mechanism thing?

"The hell is that?" you ask, and then as soon as you say it aloud the bird whirls it's head on it's flexible neck and affixes you with a fearsome gaze!

>WDYD?

>[Leave it alone...it looks PISSED]

>[Try and set it free]
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>>36682291
Polygamy is a thing in ancient China. No need for waifu wars.
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>>36682045
>Investigate with Zhu'er

Samefags plz go
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>>36682299
>[Try and set it free]
This is obviously the only course of action
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>>36682299
must have been done by the egg stealing pig clan
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>>36682299
>[Try and set it free]
I can think of no way this is a bad idea.
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>>36682299
>[Try and set it free]
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>>36682299
>>[Try and set it free]
pissing off the condor and whoever is trying to catch it in one action is more efficient.
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>>36682299
>>[Try and set it free]
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>>36682299
> Free it

Surprised it got translated as "Great Condor" instead of "Roc".
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>>36682338
We condor hero now.
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>>36682299
>[Try and set it free]
Easy now, big fellah... We're not going to hurt you.

Let's face it; Xia snatch striking cobras out of the air. A condor's not going to touch us if we lightfoot it. Let's free it.
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>>36682311
>implying ao and zhu'er wouldn't kill each other before agreeing to that
zhu'erfags are sad she already lost
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>>36682354
Bruh do you even Condor Heroes bruh
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>[Try and set it free]

Renamed to Condor Hero Quest?
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>>36682299
>>[Leave it alone...it looks PISSED]
we're obviously not good with large wildlife
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>>36682299
>[Try and set it free]
Birds make great friends. They are kinda dicks but still...
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>>36682365
I'm rooting for the polygamy. I don't really care whose in it as long as we have at least 4 or 5 wives, that's all.
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>>36682299
>Try and set it free
Have Lei stay back in case the bird kicks our ass
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>>36682299
>>[Try and set it free]
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>>36682383
That’s what I’m saying: given the way Wulin Sage described the bird in a previous thread, and that China doesn't have any condors, I'm surprised the original translators didn’t just call it a roc instead.
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>>36682403
you are a sad, strange, little man
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>>36682299

"Okay...hold still big guy...," you say, drawing your sword.

Upon seeing it the bird freaks out, struggling against the rope! Ba was right; Great Condors ARE smart.

Suddenly the underbrush rustles and three guys with sabers and bows crash through the tree line!

"Damn, you DID catch it! That dumbass rope spear actually worked!"

"Told you! Man, think of the money we'll be getting for this thing! It's parts have GOTTA be worth a bundle for medicinal purposes, plus it's feathers!"

"Hey," the third says drawing his saber. "We saw it first, no poaching!"

>[Kick Their Asses]

>[Threaten]
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>>36682466
I know :)
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>>36682479
>>[Threaten]
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>>36682479
>[Kick Their Asses]
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>>36680819
Second best interlude. Also, me and Renshu are on the same page.
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>>36682479
>[Kick Their Asses]

You people are the reason we can't have nice things.
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>>36682479
>Let them have their pray
>They hunted it and its a fair game.
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>>36682479
>>36682507
this
Let's not be That Guy.
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>>36682479
>[Kick Their Asses]
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>>36682403
>Polygamy
The best option all around. Love is infinite and infinity is never reduced, no matter how much you split it.

Why not share the love then?

>>36682479
Darn, I was afraid of this. If it's a legitimate hunt, we really don't have any place getting involved. That said, we're in this up to our necks now, so...

>[Threaten]
No sense in kicking their butts for just living their livelihood.
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>>36682479
>[Kick Their Asses]
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>>36682479
>Threaten
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>[Kick their Asses]
It's a dick move, but Xia in general are dicks and Sky is an exceptional dick. Just ask the ladies.
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>>36682479
[Kick their ass]
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>>36682523
>If it's a legitimate hunt, we really don't have any place getting involved.
We are a Xia. We give no fucks and are a law unto ourselves, basically.
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>>36682523
exactly man polygamy in ancient China is awesome. Unlike say harem animes those just suck.
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>>36682479
>>[Kick Their Asses]
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>>36682481
>:)
kill yourself
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>>36682479
>[Kick Their Asses]
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>>36682584
After I get all my waifus
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>>36682584
#rekt
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>>36682610
I don't give a shit about waifus, you're just cancer.
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>>36682572
I know, but much as we're Xia, let's not be That Guy. This is probably their big payday. A peasant's life is hard and we know that as much as anyone.

It feels kind of wrong to essentially take food off their plates.

>>36682579
Yeah, but that's generally because of bad characters, especially a male lead who you want to strangle for making all the worse choices. Harem anime can be good, if they just have some well-written and relate-able characters.
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>>36682637
>Harem anime can be good, if they just have some well-written and relate-able characters.
I can't believe you typed that with a straight face. There are like, two of those ever.
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>>36682635
Cancer that will happily die after getting all the waifus
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>>36682479
>Kick their Asses
If it's smart enough to know what a sword is, it's too smart to let get hacked up.
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>>36682664
>knows he is cancer
no really, kill yourself
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>>36682479
> Kick their asses

ITT: How To Train Your Great Condor
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>>36682651
Yeah. As a polygyny fan, harem animes totally suck
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>>36682664
Easy on the counter-trolling, it can get just as bad as the troll himself.

Everyone is pretty much in favor of the polygamy plan if Sage allows it, so no need to fight a flamewar in the thread.
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>>36682701
>Everyone
[citation needed], cunt
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>>36682685
Only once I get all the waifus.
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>>36682479

"Howzabout finders keepers losers weepers?" you suggest instead.

"What?"

"Means 'fuck off'," you say, taking a firm stance.

"Oh yeah? And who do you think YOU are, huh? We're Beast King Manor! Our whole CLAN traps wild beasts, you think you can stop three xia?"

"Tiankong. Lightning Tiger," you say confidently.

One gasps and pulls back.

"I...I heard Lightning Tiger struck down Qiu Qiang in a SINGLE BLOW!" one says!

"Well..it was actually-" you begin to correct, but another speaks.

"I heard when he breathes lightning comes from his hands and that he single-handedly massacred an entire whorehouse filled with warriors!"

"Well, actually that was a-"

"And I heard he's into REALLY WEIRD SEX!"

"What?" you say, confused

"Next time, Lightning Tiger! You've made an enemy of Beast King Manor!" they proclaim as they dash off.
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>>36682696
because almost no harem anime involve polygamy
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>>36682635
>>36682664
In other quests, a "just get them all" policy worked really well actually. See aspirational emperor quest. No real waifu wars or shitstorms. And the game is actually firmly focused on the good stuff (read: Not waifu stuff)

>>36682701
IIRC sage is the one who brought up the possibility. harems are a thing in setting.
its a major plot point that the current emperor had to fight all his half siblings for the thrones cause his dad had a harem.

that being said, we are not an emperor yet
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>>36682737
>"And I heard he's into REALLY WEIRD SEX!"

Oh shit, they know!
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>>36682737
seems we have a reputation, for better or worse
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>>36682737
>"And I heard he's into REALLY WEIRD SEX!"
Well. This is going to go over really well with the Ao family.
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>>36682710
Dude. This is ancient China and wuxia. Polygamy is a thing. It's part of the genre. Amongst a lot of other weird shit.You should master the art of the Sunflower manual. Totally suits you.
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>>36682737
>"And I heard he's into REALLY WEIRD SEX!"
and our legend grew..
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>>36682737
>"And I heard he's into REALLY WEIRD SEX!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>36682742
vast majority are a "fake harem". They are actually "monogamy" anime where the guy has multiple women interested in him but is clearly monogamous with one and only one of them.
The worst offenders don't even have the extra women interesting in the MC and are just there as side characters that are unrelated to him. but its called harem for some reason.
True harems are fairly rare in the harem genre.
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>>36682767
WHELP
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>>36682742
Funny how nearly no harem anime ends with with an ACTUAL HAREM. It's always "One girl gets chosen, the rest get the silver medal."

>>36682750
>Yet
Nor will we ever be. That is a BAD route to go down.

The Emperor isn't the only one who gets a harem though.

>>36682737
Oh for fuck's sake.

OY! STEELEYES! You missed one!
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>>36682770
>You should master the art of the Sunflower manual. Totally suits you.
I am going to take a guess that the sunflower manual is ... "how to be really good at receiving bukkake" and that you are basically calling him a faggot?
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>>36682770
So just wishful thinking, gotcha.
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>>36682791
>OY! STEELEYES! You missed one!
I bet he let that one get away on purpose.

What a dick.
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>>36682742
>>36682785
And that's why they suck
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>>36682791
>Nor will we ever be. That is a BAD route to go down.
>The Emperor isn't the only one who gets a harem though
Eh, I was joking. That being said, Ao is a legit princess. So technically if we marry her we would be.
But yea, screw that noise. Patriarch of a clan, several wifes, a dozen kids, spend your days training them all in martial arts.
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>>36682737
>Really weird sex
Yeah, it's known as the Ten Point Sides Obliteration Technique
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>>36682796
Hey don't diss the sunflower manual. One of the most powerful martial arts there is. Totally designed for all you guys that are not interested in the waifus.
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>>36682808
How the hell did the rumour spread this fast anyway?

>>36682816
Well... One of the reasons

>>36682837
One Style Under Heaven clan?
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>>36682877
>How the hell did the rumour spread this fast anyway?
Everyone was already talking about us anyway, it fell on fertile soil.
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>>36682737

As they leave you put away your sword.
"Man, I KNEW that was gonna come back and bite me in the ass later..."

"Okay Lei, stand back I'm gonna...," you begin to see Lei looking at you weirdly.

"What?"

"So uh...anything you wanna tell me bro?" he asks awkwardly.

"What? No! They were...it's a misunderstanding!" you say, approaching the rope and tugging at it. The Great Condor isn't struggling anymore for some reason.

"Okay. I'm just saying, it's all good man. In Hunan there was this guy who-" he begins and you cut him off as you keep tugging at the rope in two directions with your hands, looking at him still.

"SERIOUSLY! It's a MISUNDERSTANDING! I do NOT like weird-" you begin as the rope snaps finally.

"shhhhIIIIIT!" you say, turning your last word into a curse as suddenly the condor springs into action with speed it's immense size belies, dragging you into the air while you hold the rope as it takes off with hurricane wing force!
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>>36682796
You need to castrate yourself in order to use it.

On the other hand, you become Undefeated of the East.
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>>36682947
speaking of undefeated, do you think ba read some special manual or drank some magick blood to become so powerfull at such a young age
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>>36682936
In before the rumor that Hong Lan and Lightning Tiger constantly are engaging in weird sex between fights is all over China.
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>>36682985
my bet is multiple lightning strikles.
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>>36683015
He had became the impossible.
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>>36683015
Bitten by a radioactive lightning bolt.
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>>36682936
Misunderstandings like this are totally wuxia too.
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>>36682994
I could live with this, if it weren't for the fact that we're not actually getting any.
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>>36682947
that sounds quite difficult to do, can't someone else castrate you instead? maybe with some anasthesia?
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>>36683089
All in due time, she has lots of waifu potential and an upcoming duel.
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>>36682985
>>36683015
what are you guys talking about. ba kept on going and on and on about esoteric, confusing, and counter intuitive chi lore.
Our dad is a combat NERD who invented amazing new muscle magic
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"Well," you say, weirdly calm as the ground quickly becomes out of reach of your Lightfoot skills. "I suppose it was really only a matter of time before I horribly died. Granted, eaten by a giant bird and puked up to feed it's babies it's really what I was expecting, but it's different at least."

You look up the rope at the condor who appears to be looking down on you with it's head twisted weirdly as birds do. It's not shaking you off of anything.

"What?" you ask it. Predictably, it says nothing.

You decide to take a chance to climb up onto it, and you gently scale the rope, it's leg, and even get on top of it's huge back without resisting.

"Why aren't you throwing me off?" you wonder.

You move forward near it's head, only to notice something weird; it has a strange harness-like collar. You've never heard of that on a bird before.

"Does someone OWN you? This looks pretty old...," you say, somehow more comfortable on this thing then the horse. You guess all that Lightfoot kinda removed your fear of heights.

You search the collar-harness, and find words:

>MIGHTY KAMUSHIN

"You have a name even? Man, where did you COME from?" you ask, leaning on it slightly, tugging the harness....which makes him bank left.

After regaining your balance, you blink. "No way," you say as you tug the opposite end.

It....HE banks right this time.

"Okay...let's see...," you say, grabbing it again and then it DIVES with incredible exhilarating speed before picking up, gliding over the fields surrounding Chengdu!

"Holy shit!" you say, feeling like your heart will explode from your chest.

>NEW TECHNIQUE GAINED!
>SORTA!

>THE MIGHTY KAMUSHIN:
>One of the legendary Great White Condors, Mighty Kamushin's past is unknown to Sky, but he has discovered one thing; he comes when called, trusts Sky like a brother bird, is a loyal ally and makes an EXCELLENT transportation method.
>Travel the Jianghu in style!
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>>36683153
waifu warriors will be the death of this quest
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>>36683158
i bet the bears he killed and fed to us had been eating special herbs for years, could expail sky ki amount
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>>36683158
Yeah, we know.

I personally just want to get Ba-strong and kick the ass of 12 clan heads at the same time. Be all you can be, and all that.
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>>36683193
But, isn't an airship an endgame feature?
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>>36683204
explain sky's ki amount
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Bitching mount acquired.
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>>36683193
Fuck everyone who said to feed Kamushin to those Beast Manor punks.
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>>36683193
Shouldn't have stolen someone else's pray.
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>>36683273
>being That Guy
>being proud of it
not even surprising
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>>36683193
fucking awesome.
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>>36683204
>>36683254
no, what explains skys ki amount is
1. he has been training in mountain seclusion all his life instead of socializing
2. not all techniques are created equal. His school's technique of separating the yin from the yang to create energy from their attraction to each other has been boosting the rate of his qi growth.
Dad went over it, and it went over sky's head.
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>>36683193
I can't wait to use this new completely legitimate and not at all cheating martial arts technique in our duels!
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>>36683290
That's nice buddy.
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>>36683252
that isn't an airship, a giant condor can only carry one or two people.
a proper airship can carry the whole party (and their loot)
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>>36683252
Not when you're in Wuxia!
...also, Sky hates horses but conversely has zero fear of height or flying.
>>36683273
It's not just "Kamushin", he's specifically "Mighty Kamushin".
He's so awesome it's actually in his name.
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>>36683193
Bird Bro acquired
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>>36683193
While i kinda feel like a jerk for stealing an animal from hunters, I do not feel like a jerk for this.

Why?

Because MIGHTY KAMUSHIN is not an animal! He is clearly a brother warrior who was in distress! Now we have aided him, we acquire another sworn brother!

Monkey king had his cloud and we have MIGHTY KAMUSHIN
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>>36683326
So, wait, do we just sort of gather up our chi and bellow "COME TO ME ON WINGS OF FURY, MIGHTY KAMUSHIN!!" when we need him?
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>>36683318
now i wanna invite one of our love interests for a ride and sing a whole new world
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>>36683354
Pretty much

>"KAMUSHIIIIN!"

>"SKRREEE!"
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>>36683354
We do now cause that sounds awesome
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>>36683372
Awesome
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So now we need to fly back to the rest of the guys and land, get off, thank MIGHTY KAMUSHIN, and simply be like, "Sorry about that, something came up, where were we again?"
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>>36683354
We need to make our entrance at the tournament's next round in STYLE. Just DROP from the sky, after flying over on the MIGHTY KAMUSHIN'S back!

Further, from now on, we must address MIGHTY KAMUSHIN with only RESPECT, BROTHERHOOD and VOLUME! He demands NOTHING LESS!
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>>36683372
Why do I expect it to ruffle his feathers if we forget to say his full name every time?
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>>36683419
I think this is entirely reasonable if you have MIGHTY as actually part of your name. You'd want people to include that
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>>36683369
nice. you have the soul of a romantic anon. lets do it
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>>36683372
THIS IS AMAZING! Fuck yeah, bird bro!
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>>36683417
Indeed.
But can MIGHTY KAMUSHIN learn martial arts?
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>>36683454
Ninth Form: Mighty Lightning Talon!
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>>36683454
Implying he doesn't already know some martial arts
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>>36683454
All Giant Condors instinctvely know Martial Arts
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>>36683464
>>36683473
>>36683487
I sense a thunderbird in our future...
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>>36683454
He's a master of Fuck Your Shit I'm A Great Condor Style.
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>>36683487
so, they are basically the asians of condors?
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>>36683552
No, they are huge. Therefore, not at all the Asian of condors.
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>>36683193

You slowly stand on his back, using Lightfoot to keep balance, and discovering doing that and leaning let's him know you want to turn too!

"Holy shit this is WIN!" you say as you maneuver Mighty Kamushin across the fields towards the copse of trees where you trained!

EAGLE SURFING MOTHERFUCKER!

You scare the shit out of the horses (fuck those things anyway) and your new friend flares it's wings dramatically as your friends stop what you're doing and stare in awe at the incredible bird....and then their jaws drop as they see you on it's back, hopping off with Lightfoot, allowing it to safely land.

"What....what the SHIT Bro?!" Lei says in surprise.

"Sky, are you okay?" Zhu'er says, rushing up to hug you, and you hug her back!

"Sure, the condor took care of me. Great Condors are at least as smart as people. Some folks say they're actually immortal," you explain. "Ba told me lots about animals in the mountains."

"BIRDIE!" Ai says, rushing up to the giant condor before Ruyi can stop her. She hugs it's huge face, and it doesn't seem to mind at ALL, making weird..cooing sounds that are kinda strange coming from a bird that size.

"Huh," you say, now a little surprised yourself. You wonder if animals surround her when she sings too or something.

"Hero Sky! Your...unusual new friend aside, I just realized, your match with Hong Lan will be beginning soon!" Ruyi says in alarm.

You laugh. "Oh yeah? Well I'm pretty sure I'll get there in time...."
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>>36683552
More like Samoan condors.
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We're going to enter with STYLE.
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>>36683671
proceed to impress Hong Lan by literaly dropping from the sky
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>>36683671
oh, we can't stand her up

>>36683705
I really REALLY want to.
but I can't help but think we should keep it as a trump card to escape from that scary general guy
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>>36683705
fuck yeah leaping off the condor and landing in a blast of lightning
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>>36683723
>>36683705
We should hold off on letting people know we can get to them with out much effort.
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>>36683717
Yessssssss.

Let's see her cool outer face brush that one off.
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>>36683752
Yeah, but it'd just be so fun to shock the hell out of everyone. AGAIN
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>>36683671
Jesus Christ, Ai is literally made by Disney. Somehow I just KNEW she's love all animals.

>>36683752
Buddy, the moment Lei gets drunk, this story will be literally ALL OVER CHINA. At this point, trying to hide anything is a lost cause. We can only a) retreat utterly from the world and go into hiding, or b) ride this legend all the way to the very feet of Buddha. I vote for the latter, as it is INFINITELY more awesome.
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>>36683671

>Interlude

Hong Lan stood on top of the lei tai in her best battle dress, tapping her foot impatiently.

Why did he even BOTHER to challenge her so directly when he wasn't even going to show up on time? Qiu Qiang might be an arrogant ass, but at least HE was punctual.

The announcer seemed uncertain, and Hong Lan nodded. His loss of he wanted to cower out. He was at least entertaining, and she was curious about that style of his....

"It seems...Hero Lighting Tiger will not be..." the announcer began, before being interrupted.

At first it was a sound. Like distant thunder.

Then there was a flash of light in the clouds, and shrieking sound like no one in the crowd had ever heard before in their lives!

Something huge and white seemed to explode from cloud cover above, and a truly MASSIVE bird flew low, it's wings flaring as it stalled, sending a blast of intense air so great it staggered Hong Lan and actually knocked down many of the unprepared in the crowd!

She stared in awe at the mighty creature, who's powerful gaze transfixed the crowd as it hovered briefly on it's own air currents.

Then she saw who stood on it's shoulders, and in slow motion he leapt into a flip, landing on the ground with a burst of lightning and thunder, standing to his feet into the lei tai.

For the first time in years Lan literally had no idea what to say.

"Sorry I'm late. Miss anything?"

>To Be Continued...
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>>36683863
HYPE!
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>>36683863
Fuck yeah! I believed you'd do it Sage and you actually did you're the best
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>>36683863
Fuck status: Not given.
Crowd status: Awed.
Hater status: BTFO.
Waifu status: Soaked
Enemy status: Reeling.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Lightning Tiger.
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>>36683828
>moment Lei gets drunk, this story will be literally ALL OVER CHINA
When has he ever blabed about us while drunk?
Some people can keep secrets even when piss drunk.
Unless I missed something.
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>>36683863
What do giant condors eat? Do they like alcohol?

I feel we need to have a bro party in the woods at some point.
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>>36683863

Hype levels for Ao Zhengzhu's reaction reaching critical levels.
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>>36683934
>What do giant condors eat? Do they like alcohol?
This bears investigation at a later date.
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>>36683931
eh happend anyway.
>>36683863
fucking awesome entrance.
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>>36683944
"Something something appropriate name."
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>>36683934
I'm fairly certain they're Carnivorous.
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>>36683863
>For the first time in years Lan literally had no idea what to say.
hahaha.
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Lightning Phoenix or Lightning Condor might be better names for us at this point instead of Lightning Tiger.
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>>36683947
>Bears
>Rivers of wine
I think that covers it.
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>>36683969
So a barbeque?
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>>36683982
Yup I know golden eagles will eat goats and if these guys are anything like that well we kinda know what to get.
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We're on page 8 and this thread is done, though I'd like to think I ended on a high note, heh.
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>>36684054
Over for today mate?
Pretty good ending
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>>36684054
Well see you then, good rest. It did end very well!
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>>36684054
Yeah, that was fun! Thanks, WS!
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>>36684054
I can actually keep going, I just meant this specific thread is done at near 400 posts and on page 8
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>>36684054
Thanks alot WS this is definitely one of my favorite quests
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>>36684115
*500 posts

My mistake.
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>>36684115
Good transition point too, going into a challenge match.
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>>36684115
Please continue
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>>36684115
More WHQ! Woo!
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>>36684054
I am honestly amazed Hong Lan didn't just soak her panties there and then and beg Sky to take her right on the lei tai. I'm pretty sure, "Giant-ass white condor," is the ultimate ride for picking up chicks.

No pun intended, but even if there was, I'm not sorry.

Holy shit, hypest thread yet. I seriously hope you can keep following this act. It might be time, after the battle, to chill out for a bit. There is only so much awesome one can pack into a day.

>>36684115
Oh hell yeah, let's rock and roll all night. So long healthy sleeping patterns!
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>>36684115
Sounds good, whenever you're up for it I'll be around. I'm sure others will too.
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>>36684134
sounds great. another thread please.
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>>36684115
If youre up for a 2nd thread it would be awesome
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>>36684115
Please don't burn out.
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>>36683863
Someone needs to bitchslap Sky.
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>>36684115
go for it
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>>36684134
I really want another thread but I don't want you getting burnt out
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>>36684269
Don't worry, that's also a wuxia tradition. We're going to rock the tournament and think we are hot shit then a REAL master will show us how far we have left to go.

Then we'll train for a while and come back and bitchslap the masters of all twelve sects at once.
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>>36684269
hes gonna get dose of humility after he gets his as kicked by ironheart or some other big shot
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>>36684324
>>36684314
I am going to be honest though, it's going to be a hard sell to have us lose when using the style of the STORM DRAGON who did all that amazing stuff in his twenties.

Though, presumably, since we are only 20 on the dot, he was actually several years more advanced than us when he did it...

I wonder how we compare to Ba when he was our age.
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>>36684365
>I wonder how we compare to Ba when he was our age.
A disappointment.

He was being totally truthful when training us.
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>>36684365
See >>36684384.
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>>36684365
>"God dammit, son, you're a fucking disgrace"
>"By the time I was your age, I had kicked over my first mountain!"
>"Can't even take the third form without passing out. PAH!"
>"Thinks he's such hot shit, just because he has a sweet-ass ride..."

He's secretly super-proud of us.
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>>36684365
There is no rule that says Sky has to be as good as his father was. though it would indeed be a cause of butthurt for lots of players who think every mc needs to be hottest shit to ever exist in their respective universe.
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Found a thing!
>>36684387
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>>36684404
>proud of a talentless hack son
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>>36684365
i am willing to bet he took some sort of shortcut to increase his strenght, like the sunflower manual but without castration, in condor heroes gou jin gets a powerup bu drinking the blood of a snake that had been fed with medical herbs for 20 years. there probably more examples in other wuxia stories of how to get powerups in a short time
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>>36684410
No, but Sky would probably be disappointed in himself. Children often set their parents as their aspirations.



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