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>Journal Entry #7
>Undine are freaks. I met another one named Solia Mir. She's... She's just some kind of freaky squishy thing taking over a corpse. I mean... I guess to them I must look weird. But still!

>Also! I did some actual spying stuff! I found out who's in charge of the spies in my old school. Turns out Lan is part of that group!

>Also I got this cool scanning item from Maolin (Some kind of animated clay golem). This is going to be a neat tool. I hope she lets me keep it.
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>>36685029
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
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>>36685029
Youre late, I was worrying.
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>>36685029
Don't forget Tali, you have to:
-Free Vaisi
-Lewd up Tessa
-Tickle Flora's angler
-Make 99 copper your loveslave
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>>36685029
>Tali spends some time with Ninety-Nine Copper. She doesn't say much and neither does he. They stare off into the school grounds, watching students go by. Eventually it's time for her to 'Close shop'. She gets up and heads with Tali back into the school, blanket still wrapped around her shoulders. Their room is free now but Ninety-Nine goes with Vendal. Tali sees the two of them head off.

>Tali is alone in his room.

>He pulls out the Orb and grins.

Alright guys. It's night, we have two super awesome items for spying, and I'm feeling motivated! Let's do some spy stuff!

Whatever that entails.
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>>36685029
>>36685114
And surprise the girl with all the tattoos!
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Remember our plan from last time? To turn the comfy club into the club organizing student purchases and a mini-inn?

We shall follow the money. The money will lead us to secrets.
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>>36685114
Alternatively

Do none of these things.
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>>36685127
Try one of the detailed scans of yourself, I think that last was just a quick one?
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>>36685127
Okay, let's get going! Listen closely to the door to see if anyone's outside. Can you turn invisible or something like that?

Have we got any way to detect magic? Because that'll help us avoid magical scanning runes if any of them are around.
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>>36685127
Is that a Magical Girl Cleaver poster?
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>>36685152
Is that a good idea?

The detailed scan might reveal his real gender and Maolin is going to see these results
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>>36685152
Let's not. We don't want to reveal our secrets.
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>>36685127
Lan's our best lead so let's try and get closer to her.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36685127

Meet the rest of the students! They probably have something juicy.
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>>36685127
We sneak around looking for light, open doors, etc. Often people who think they are in a secure space will divulge secrets with ease. Trust me I know my cliches.
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>>36685127

You should get some dinner and see who's up for some dinner. You've discovered some juicy information, but I'm not too sure that you can actually act upon it now.
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>>36685127
When do your clubs meet? You could always go spy on their rooms if they aren't meeting today and say you forgot what days they met if you got caught.
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>>36685127
>spy stuff
Hmm, what could we do?

Who else was in the room with Lan when they were talking about spy stuff?
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DO NOT detailed scan yourself. The information will be recorded. If it finds out you're a Glamor user it could blow your cover.

ALSO GUYS CHECK IT OUT THERE'S ANOTHER ORB USER! We saw her on the very first day and nobody noticed.
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>>36685224
Yes.
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>>36685127
Okay son, we need to get that spying tool to its maximum efficiency.

So lets grab some more snapshots, maybe from your roommates and your teachers/big sisters. Those will be our samples.
Then, lets hit Sempeye for some ideas on making this thing more efficient at looking into other's stats. Combine his and the spying tools techniques for maximum efficiency. Maybe see if there's a way to throw in that mana scanner you got earlier.

Then lets see Vaisi. We'll use the new and improved spying eye thingy to see how much of her is corrupted by the book.
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>>36685260
Just start thinking of this, Tali. Enjoy the night. You know you want to.
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>>36685127
So Lan is obviously important as far as counter-spying goes as well as whoever was in the room with her, but we still need to remember your objective, artifacts and secrets.

What you could do is steal some of the ones that you've seen, the ones that belong to students or you could find/make your own, either learning from teachers or dungeoning diving.

As for secrets, you'll probably want to look at the teachers and class leaders for that.
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>>36685275
> This is actually a good set of ideas.
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>>36685127
steal pantsu
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>>36685302
There are other ways to get artifacts and secrets. Remember how each club has to fund themselves?

We start organizing and manipulating the funding for the science club. Be the guy in charge of the treasury. Every project that wants to be made and has funding will have to go through us. We can then get the blueprints for the artifacts, schematics and other things, as well as information on the students and people working on them.

Then we send that info back home.
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>>36685114
>-Free Vaisi
hell fucking no
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>>36685236
From what I can tell the Science Club seems to be just an everyday kind of thing.
The Eastern Arts Appreciation Club is... Whenever Kuro decides? I could sneak back into the Science Club but I think everyone would notice me since I just left. Unless I go in disguise, that is.

>>36685192
Yeah. I really am a fan of the series. Magical Girl Cleaver is just so awesome.

>>36685152
Eeeh... Too risky.

>>36685252
... I'm sure that can't be like mine. You guys are blue. Big difference.

>>36685135
That's a fairly long term plan. I'll have to speak to Kuro about it or maybe Vendal.

>>36685224
>>36685260
...........

>>36685275
Hmm.. I already have one from Lan. Don't know where Vendal ran off to but yeah maybe Sempeye can help! Is that his real name?

Whatever. I think I remember where he is.

>Tali hops out of bed and retraces his steps to find Sempeye's room. It hasn't been too long since he was last there but he hasn't stopped by since. Still, after a bit of searching he does find the room.

>The Sorter is inside. It stares at Tali.

"Tali Elwin," It says, "It is good to see you and your Orb once more. How is school going?"

"It's been great so far. Some interesting people here."

"How goes the spy work?"

"Ah... Still working on that."

>Tali reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Scanner.

"Think you can do anything with this thing? It can scans students and it's pretty darn useful. I was wondering if it can be made to be more powerful."

>The Sorter looks at it. Tali hears that rumbling noise again.

"Yes." He says. "I can alter it somewhat. What exactly did you want me to do with it?"
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>>36685446
>"Yes." He says. "I can alter it somewhat. What exactly did you want me to do with it?"
oooh, read mind?
Detect lewd level?
Detect hostility toward bearer?
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>>36685446
Put us up against Sempeye Tali, we want some alone time with our love interest.
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>>36685365
>Lan is also a spy
>Get into a steamy, forbidden romance with Lan
>Tali and Lan love each other, but also exploit the relationship to do spy stuff
>They eventually have to confront one another
>Raging gun battle through a magical satellite facility
>Ends with Tali pointing a wand at Lan's head
>Lan: "For [s]England[/s] The Sons of Thorn, Tali?"
>Tali: "No, Lan. For me."
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>>36685127
we have been spying great already
sneaking around looking suspicious is how you get caught, and also pointless.
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>>36685446
Make it so it has better range or maybe x-ray like what we can do as the orb. So that way we can scan teachers or students that we don't want to get near.

Also add a B/W/H file setting for reasons.
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>>36685446
Can we increase the power output to scan more than just one person?
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>>36685446
If you could find a way to do a scan without it recording anything that would be cool, or at least a way to save the info somewhere other than the scanner.

Also we need to make sure Maolin doesn't find out we altered it.
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>>36685446
Don't modify the scanner, It's not even yours, you were supposed to be just testing it out.
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>>36685446

Modifying the scanner might attract undue attention. But keep the Eye's offer in mind when you get around to scavenging an artifact of your own.
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>>36685446
Well, so far it's only been producing data about attributes, and even those aren't very descriptive. Basically numbers.

This thing was supposed to be for healers and medics originally, so some medical info on the target would be nice. Like allergies, current status ailments, diseases, artificial limbs - things a medic should know about his patient that aren't represented in numbers.

Nothing like mind reading or debuffing - too dangerous. This is going to be mass-produced, so there's a chance it can be used against us and our illusions in the future. Also, it's not going to be suspicious when we show up later on and deliver it to the golem girl.
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>>36685446
I-I just want it to be more like you, Sempeye.
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>>36685569
Considering we're suppose to give this back after we're done with it, you might want to hold off on modifying it until we ask Maolin if you can keep it or if she can make a copy for you to keep and then you can modify that one.
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>>36685446
How could you take us to Sempeye without getting us dolled up, Tali?
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>>36685446
Can you give us( the orb) the same power as the scanning golem?
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>>36685446
>>36685609
Linked o the wrong post
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>>36685446
Let's keep in mind we have to return it later. If it's altered, it needs to be done in such a way that the alterations can either be reversed or removed.

As for what to do with it, mind reading would be great, or a way to analyze possible effects held artifacts have on a target's mind. Like for instance Vaisi's book.
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>>36685446
A way to scan magic would be useful, we can kind of do that but we have to be touching a thing if I'm not mistaken.
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>>36685569

This.

I don't even get what else we need on it besides other unnecessary bullshit like some people want.
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>>36685634
Actually, since we have to bring it back eventually later on, let's just fix some issues the thing has. Just minor tweaks and fixing some bugs, nothing too big.
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>>36685662
Health scan, checking for broken limbs or inner bleeding, that stuff. This was supposed to help doctors, and so far it's only printing stats.
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Fellow voices in the orb, what do you think of Dr Elizabeth Gear?
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>>36685446
>>36685625
Do this
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>>36685707
Until she can present a body for us to take over and finally break free from this prison, I am completely indifferent.
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>>36685707
She should let kuro use her machine more often
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>>36685625
Not a bad idea
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>>36685707

Kind of a tightass. Thinks too highly of herself.
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"Just to make sure... Can you reverse any changes?"

"I can." It says.

"Okay... Cause this isn't mine and I need to bring it back."

Alright let's see... Lewd levels are silly. How about... Reading minds?

"Can you make it so it can read minds?"

"Hmm. Not truly but at least the surface thoughts. And when you want it changed back simply come see me again."

>Tali holds out the Scanner. Sempeye doesn't move but Tali can feel the energy in the air.

"Thanks. Oh, can you modify the Orb, too?"

"I can not touch artifacts crafted by the Seer. It is difficult to change them."

Shame... When we next talk to Maolin we should tell her we can probably modify it to help her with doctor stuff.

>>36685497
Huh?

Okay..?

>He presses the Orb against the Scanner.
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Ah. It is you again. It is good to see you are well, Ceer Artifact. How has the boy been?
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>>36685779
>Ah. It is you again. It is good to see you are well, Ceer Artifact. How has the boy been?
Terrible.

Not lewd in the least bit.
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>>36685707
best waifu
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>>36685779
More and more we realize that he is fucking retarded. Like seriously, how does he even survive half the time?
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>>36685779
Too trusting. We killed him twice already.
Though he's making progress in his quest.

Did you know there's another Ceer artifact around here? A book?
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>>36685779
He's kinda dumb, but he's a good kid.

Not exactly what I would call spy material though.
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>>36685779

Fucker hasn't gotten laid once, he was even in bed with a girl for christ sake
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>>36685779
Dense as lead and focused on his goal to an unhealthy degree, but we're working on him.
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>>36685779
We've killed him at least two times now. I'd say we're doing pretty good!
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>>36685779
He has been a good kid. It is a shame he trusts us so much, as we are idiots and lead him astray in most things.
Although we have given good advice in regard to 99 copper, so there is some light in the darkness that is us.
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>>36685779
He is staunchly refusing any and all attempts we make to get him laid.
It is infuriating.
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>>36685779
He's got a good heart, whether that's good for a spy is beyond me.
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>>36685779
Died a couple of times for ice cream. Needs to grow a pair. And needs more self esteem. But has made good friends and hasn't died for real yet so our missions still fine. How's being semp-eye treating you?
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>>36685779
Some jerk got geas enchanted on us

Need to know how to break them
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>>36685779

Been doing OK. He's been very kind so far, but also a bit boring? Seems to have an easy enough time building rapport with others, though not because of any inherent force of personality.
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>>36685445
That is after we separate her from the evil book devour its power and knock her crazy down a notch to the point where it doesn't exceed her hots.
As long as hot>crazy, she's good to go.
Actaully we might settle for hot>=crazy
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>>36685837
As long as they can keep the secret, having nicer people be spies is better, since they raise less suspicion.
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>>36685779
He's doing ok.

I was wondering if you'd want to have coffee or go see a movie or something?
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>>36685860
I will not argue that your equations, both of them, have merit.

I will however continue to point suggestively in the direction of the comfy one.

...I want to make a pillow joke but now I feel it in poor taste.
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>>36685779
Let's not talk about him. Right now, it's just you and us. ...You doing anything later?
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>>36685860
>Assuming the book made her crazy
also, then actually say so instead of just saying "free her".
Actually, if we can separate her from the book and uncrazy her she would be released by her captors
(and then she will murder tali for taking her precious)
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>reading surface thoughts
Is there a way for us to create enough blue ball angry noises to make our owner immune to this sort of thing?
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>>36685779
He died twice, got molested at least once, and I think he's been knocked unconscious a few times.

On the plus side, we've made a lot of friends, helped some people with their issues, and discovered some interesting secrets.
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>>36685779
>@ElizabethGears
His lack of libido disturbs me but a nice kid.
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>>36685893
>Not referring to her comfy love-pillows
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if it wasn't for the fact he blushes i would think he had no sex drive at all.
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>>36685779
Too much wasted potential. Any chance we can take over his body?
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>>36685779
>Sempeye
Who wants to bet that when we get drunk and flusterd we're gonna call him Shemeye.
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I see. Yes, he is a good boy. Eager to please, would be an apt description to him. Simple.

He may not be the same by the time he is done here. I have sorted students into one class only to find they were different when they left.

Still, he is a blank slate. He can be molded. Especially by you, Ceer Artifact. It is said that when someone obtains a Ceer Artifact it changes them. Always. For good or for bad is dependent upon the artifact.

Do not be surprised if he comes to rely on you for many many things.

>>36685899
>>36685877
I can not move from this spot. I am ground here for all eternity. Nor do I require anything to sustain myself. These tales satisfy my desires for entertainment.

>>36685805
There are at least two besides you. A book and another orb. The book belongs to a prisoner named Vaisi Triss. A very dangerous artifact that corrupts and corrodes the mind of it's wielder. I am surprised it was found within the Dungeon Diver's usual runs.

I have no information on this other orb, however.

>>36685831
>>36685817
>>36685932
Perhaps he is shy.

>>36685913
Anyone who tried to read Tali's mind would find it very difficult with you around.

>>36685798
It will also be very difficult for him to truly die with you around. Yes, you do have quite a bit of power.

I wish you the best in your quest. Unless there is anything else you wish to know or want to tell me I must go. Speaking like this tires me.
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>>36685922
That's exactly the joke...but a gal like that, Tali should romance her. She's the kind of beautiful home town comfort you bring home to meet the folks.

She deserves some respect.

...and cuddles.
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>>36686016
Chill out then, big eye.

I'm going to continue plotting ways to get him in the "good books" of all the most attractive ladies.

And most likely learn a lot more spy information in the process, as every time we're about to see something good it turns out to just be spy shit.
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>>36686016
Bye bye Sempeye
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>>36686016
>I can not move from this spot. I am ground here for all eternity.
But the town is floating. Was it floating when you were made? How mobile is it?

>I have no information on this other orb, however.
Is it red? We've seen a red orb.
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>>36686016
See ya, Sempeye.
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>>36685911
>>Assuming the book made her crazy
Well, it made her crazier. I don't want to un-crazy her altogether. I mean - what would that make her? Just a really cute cripple, that we can befriend and take care of and have fun with and gradually develop feelings for each other... hmm?

>also, then actually say so instead of just saying "free her".
Well, I'm not even the same Anon.

>if we can separate her from the book and uncrazy her she would be released by her captors
(and then she will murder tali for taking her precious)
We're gotta keep her at arm's length.
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>>36686016
Nighty-night and buh-bye Sempeye! Love you! Smooches!
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>>36686016
Do you know how we could free Vaisi from that book?
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>>36686016
Could you do a quick checkup on our little friend?

He ended up in some machine that separated his mind from his body, so it wouldn't hurt to see if there were any side effects from it.
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>>36686016
>Do not be surprised if he comes to rely on you for many many things.
Well it goes both ways, we need him for things like... transport and communication. And amusement. Did you know you can't spell amusement without semen?
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>>36686016
Oh wait you said you like hearing tales, right? Well yesterday he got REALLY drunk and started a Mage Battle, and blocked a fireball by just grabbing the Eternal Nap. Fuwa didn't get upset about that, but then Katherine ran up and attacked in melee and tore the blanket! Fuwa was gonna kill her but Tali calmed her down, how about that?
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>>36686016
How can we, as a Ceer Artifact interact with the other Ceer Artifacts? Can we like... defeat it and devour its power? Or is it more like unstoppable force / immovable object kind of deal?
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>>36686249
We consume the other artifacts, of course.

Then we become something that can unmake the planes.
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Remember guys, we owe Fuwa two naps too, for the Blanket.
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>>36686249
>how do we interact with artifacts
WE GET THAT GOLEM BITCH

TO MAKE US A ROBOTIC ARM
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>>36686208
Heh... That is quite the tale.

>>36686131
I do not.

>>36686142
He appears to be fine since last I checked. Perhaps a slight difference but that is not from a machine.

>>36686067
This land has always been in the air as long as I have been alive. It does not move, however. Also I do not know what the other Orb is. I have not seen it.

>>36686249
Ceer artifacts grow more powerful with age. If you are an earlier one you can fight one and subdue it. You will not absorb it but you can at the least make it harmless.

Goodbye, Orb. I hope to see you again.
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>The Sorter says to take the orb off. Tali does so.

Man, you guys were on it for a while. Are you talking to him or something? What do you guys talk about?

>Tali heads out of the Sorting Room. As he walks around the school he bumps into Vendal.

"Ah!" She says "There you are! I've been looking all over for you, Tali!"

"Eh? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just looking around the place. Getting a better feel for it."

"Mhmm. A lot of new students are too afraid to go out on their own. I'm impressed!"

Well, not exactly alone.

"So, what were you looking for me for?"

"Well, not me really but Ninety-Nine wanted you. It seems she's really grown attached to you. What's your secret, Tali? I've never seen the girl open up to anyone and I've been with her for ages."
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>>36686464
This is important, we must not forget or we shall suffer the cuddle-zeerkers wrath. Don't make he un-comfy you wouldn't like her when she's un-comfy.
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Now that we've got it modified, we should probably start filling out the rest of our scans.
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>>36686249
We shall become an amalgamation.
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>>36686514
Tell her how you explained to 99 copper that businesses are required to have employees take breaks or they are fined.
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>>36686016
>I have no information on this other orb, however.
It's red and small. It must die.
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>>36686514
Man, Sempeye is best girl
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>>36686514
Tali, Sempeye is our one true love, what we talk about is private.

Ask her if we can scan her, then go check up on 99.
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>>36686514
We have the magic power of friendship
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>>36686514
>Ceer artifacts grow more powerful with age. If you are an earlier one you can fight one and subdue it. You will not absorb it but you can at the least make it harmless.
Okay, and how do we find out which one of us is older? I mean other than going for comfrontation and risking that it will make us harmless?

Oh, who am I kidding. We're already harmless.

;_;
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>>36686514
>What's your secret, Tali? I've never seen the girl open up to anyone and I've been with her for ages.

Oh simple, I am secretly trying to build an harem made from my fellow students. 99 copper is my first recruit!
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>>36686093
>I don't want to un-crazy her altogether. I mean - what would that make her? Just a really cute cripple
that sounds great actually
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>>36686514
Have we scanned Vendal yet? If not we should do that.

Also 99 just needed someone who spoke her lingo and cared enough to gently push her out of her comfort zone while keeping it in her viewpoint of her world.
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>>36686514
"If you talk to her in mercantilingua, she'll do anything you say."
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>>36686585
Harmless? How many times have we nearly killed Tali already?
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>>36686514
We're talking about important things, like how you're refusing our help except when it's fatal.

Also apparently ceer artifacts can wrastle other ceer artifacts. I wanna wrastle Vaisi's book.
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>>36686514
Power of Capitalism!
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>>36686514
>Man, you guys were on it for a while. Are you talking to him or something? What do you guys talk about?
We tell stories. He likes stories since he can't move.
We also talked about what to do about that magical book. He says we might be able to overpower it if we're older than it. Of course, we don't know whether that's true or not.

>"Well, not me really but Ninety-Nine wanted you. It seems she's really grown attached to you. What's your secret, Tali? I've never seen the girl open up to anyone and I've been with her for ages."
Her problem is that she only thinks in a very narrow paradigm. It's been very helpful to speak in terms she's familiar with.

Basically, I asked if she's allowed to take breaks from work.
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>>36686585
"Harmless."

We already killed our owner once, attempted to get him in several situations involving sexual harassment, and keep telling him that going for the crazy chick is the best idea. We may be benign but we are definitely not "harmless"
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>>36686611
Tali is pretty naive, though. Plus he doesn't know anything about magic and we've just been convincing him to experiment with so much shit. I'll believe we aren't harmless when Tali can place us against someone and we just overload their brain.
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>>36686514
>What do you guys talk about?
Artifact things, you wouldn't understand.
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>>36686585
How many times have we NEARLY got him laid?
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>>36686603
Anything.
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>>36686514
>"Well, not me really but Ninety-Nine wanted you. It seems she's really grown attached to you. What's your secret, Tali? I've never seen the girl open up to anyone and I've been with her for ages."
"Being nice and not trying to force her to change too much."
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>>36686514
Well you're nice to her and offer solutions for her problems in ways that mesh with her theme.
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>>36686559
>It's red and small. It must die.
Is it North Korea?

>>36686637
>telling him that going for the crazy chick is the best idea
But it is!
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>>36686585
>which one is older
We are.

That thing is only a book. A magic book, sure, but still a book.

We? We're made from Void given form and Chaos given thought. When there is no more place to write on its pages, we will be there. When its pages finally turn to dust from old age, we will be there. While it's being tossed around from user to user, we were the winds of change that tossed it around. We are the nothing that's there after you close the last chapter of the book. We have no beginning and no end. We are the only absolute and true thing in this world.

The book is going to be our bitch.
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>>36686650
No idea, but goddamn if we need him to hook up with vendal.

I mean, fuck, look at that seasnake body.
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>>36686688
Also we're a Christmas ornament.
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>>36686514
It wasn't all that hard, Tali was just nice to her.
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>>36686722
For now, dear anon. With time, we shall attain a body. Then we can take over the world and kill off all these humans. Oh- uh.. Tali, you listening? Ignore what I just said, okay?
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>>36686514
Trying to be nice and speak in her terms.
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the D
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>>36686722
Details, details...
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>>36686498
There's like two dozens other things I'd give higher priority if we got actual arm.
Several of them qualify as sexual harrasment and/or a form of masturbation.
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>>36686914
We need to go and hit on some ladies.

Check it out, you like my python? Best arm you've ever seen.
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>>36686936
Actually, screw arms, let's get prehensile tentacle.
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>>36686688
>The book is going to be our bitch.
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>>36686983
Pretty awesome, just need Sempeye watching in the background sweating profusely.
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>>36686979
I don't think it will be as easy to explain that one away.

But still, if tali isn't going to get with at least one of the numerous fine undines out there, maybe we should try.
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>>36686983
>the red orb is the ballgag
I'm okay with this.

>implying it's not going to end up as our imouto
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>>36686983
We also need the red orb looking around the corner blushing profusely.

I really hope we're older than the red orb, I want to call it Imoutorb.
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>>36687052
>>36687054
>imoutomind
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>>36687033

Strictly speaking, those don't have to be mutually exclusive. Tali's already in our harem.
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>>36686514
Guys, the break thing was just the FIRST STEP.
Tali has been spending time with her since, stood up to a bully for her, etc.
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>>36687131
>>36686514
true enough.
we did the break thing, then we were just their friend.
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Oh...

"I just talk to her in a way she can understand me. She has a very unique way of thinking and I foudn that it helps her to speak to her in terms she gets. All I had to do to get her to relax is tell her that employees take breaks."

"Wow! I don't think I even considered that! That would explain it. I've never been too good with that kinda stuff. If she ever got a cut or anything, though... Still, I'm glad you can understand her! A lot of her problems seem to just come from that."

"Thanks. She's been great to talk to."

Though honestly it was you guys who helped me figure out how to talk with her.

"Oh," Tali says, "Can I scan you with this thing? It's for another student. It'll just tell her some vitals and junk. Nothing serious."

"Hmm? Sure, go ahead."

>Tali scans Vendal. The machine speaks in a voice only he can hear "Vendal III Race: Undine, Affinity: Healing Magic, Stats- Strength: D, Wisdom: A, Endurance: D, Luck: A, Agility: A Artifacts: None. Thoughts 'Wow, I finally have a friend for Ninety-Nine. I guess that means I can stop watching over her. Hopefully she manages to become a little more self reliant.'

Oh, the thought thing works! That's good.

"So what does Ninety-Nine need help with?"

"Oh, she wants you to come wash her hair. Normally I do that for her but she's been asking for you. She normally doesn't ask for anything, too."

>Vendal slithers on ahead making Tali follow her. He sees Ninety-Nine Copper standing in front of a room he hasn't been in before.

"Oh, you don't have your bath stuff, huh? You can go grab it. We'll wait."

"Huh? I thought you meant like... I don't know. Not a bath."

"Hmm? You haven't seen the bath yet?"

"I saw the small ones."

"Oh! You really must see it! It's huge and beautiful! Unless you're shy or something. Ninety-Nine and I would totally understand that."

...
This has nothing to do with getting secrets.
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>>36687158

You need to be able to manage at least this much. Use a towel if you have to keep your junk un-ogled.
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>>36687158
Wash her hair you elfy bastard. I will orb you so fucking hard if you bitch out.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36687158
What are you, gay? Tali, you knife eared faggot, GET IN THERE AND WASH HER HAIR.
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>>36687158
just do it the girl wants you to wash her hair it would be rude to and really big dick move not to
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>>36687158
This has everything to do with keeping secrets.
You need to maintain your cover.

Can you glamor yourself well enough to stay incognito even if everyone is in a bath being nude?
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>>36687158
Nut up or go home, can't blow your cover over some small thing like this!!!
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>>36687158
Stop being so gay Tali. She wants you to wash her hair. So wash it. If you get some memories for tonight that's fine too.
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I just realized that Tali is a girl name. Ahahaha.
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>>36687158
Go it would be suspicious not to, plus 99c asked you to do it.
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>>36687158
Nothing to do with getting secrets? Don't be silly, Tali. Bathhouses are common plotting place since the days of ancient cultures. Being able to access the place with legitimate justification is great opportunity, you have to take it. Your professional spy honor commands it.
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>>36687158
Maintain cover you prude elf. At this point we understand you have no libido but come on. At least help your friend out if not for her, for the sake of the mission.

Tali its time to shut up and nut up. And if you are bothered by girls in the nude you clearly were not thee right choice for this assignment, we want a new ride!

Strike! Strike! Strike!
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>>36687225
This.

Who knows what the future has in store for you>
Think of this as a non life threatening scenario where you get to test your glamor abilities in a stressful situation. Learning more about your own strengths and weaknesses will help you out in the future and there's no better way to test yourself than with a low stakes scenario like this.
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>>36687258
Isn't Tali a girl?
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>>36687158
Just do it Tali. If it makes you more comfortable, wrap yourself with a towel. Just be all shy and shit. Should be easy enough, knowing you.
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>>36687158
Give her a bath you pussy. It's a bonding experience and you need to try it.
Besides, 99 likes you, don't make her sad. If you make her sad, we'll make angry orb noises all day.
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>>36687158
You'll have to make a small sacrifice here Tali. Go wash her hair. Doing otherwise would seem very odd.
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>>36687158
Tali, please. We all know women share their deepest secrets while bathing together.

In fact, that relaxation club of yours? It better turn into an onsen by the end of the year.
You'll have all the secrets you want.
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>>36687158
True, but it DOES have to do with keeping them.

If people have seen your glamoured form naked, they won't suspect you of being a dudespy.

You can manage to conceal the old plums and carrot, right elf boy?
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>>36687295
Actually, the elf's lack of libido might actually be a positive in this situation.

I wouldn't be surprised if arousal could weaken his glamor.
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Guys with Tali's naturally headpatting abilities will 99 be ok? This will be fun, go Tali go!
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>>36687158
This is a good way to build a foundation of trust. The more they trust you, the more likely they will share secrets with you when the time comes.

Tali is like 99c, except instead of being a store attendant, it's spying and getting secrets.
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>>36687158
Baths have everything to do with secrets. In ancient Rome all the big decisions were made in bathhouses.
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>>36687158
She is your cute little 99c.

You wash that girls hair.

She needs you boy.
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>>36687376
Does Rome exist here?
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>>36687158
Do it faggot
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>>36687158
The important thing 99c gets better.
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>>36687391
Speaking of entities existing on multiple planes, is the Monster a thing here?
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>>36687391
He's used to what we say only half making sense, if that.
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>>36687413
What do you think Red Orb is? It's one of his eyes.
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>eventually
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>>36687158
Do you even have bath things?
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>>36687458
Oh god that image title.
side<<<<<<me>>>>>>side
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>>36687458
Best end.
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>>36687158
>This has nothing to do with getting secrets.
yes it does. People can conspire in the baths. Also, it is good to maintain your cover.

Besides which, you should have a life OUTSIDE of just getting secrets all day every day. make friends and have fun.
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>>36687427
I wonder if his daughter remembers us. Or how our former host is doing.

Yes, Tali, you're not our first. How does that make you feel?
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>>36687158
Tali, if you become known as "That weird smelly girl who is weird about baths", how do you think that will affect your mission?
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Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
FINE!
I GET IT!
And why do you guys keep calling me knife ears!? They're not even that sharp!

"Okay!" Tali accidentally yells out. Vendal looks a bit surprised.

"Uhm... You don't have to if you don't want to."

"Huh? Oh! No no I wasn't yelling at you I was just... I'll be back in a bit, okay?"

>Tali goes to his room and gets his bath stuff. He grabs a towel and checks his Glamour. Still up and steady.

This is going to be a bit difficult.

>With his glamour still up he enters the bathroom with Ninety-Nine and Vendal. She shows him where the changing rooms are. Tali enhances his glamour a bit, strengthening it where needed.

>Outside of the room Vendal and Ninety-Nine are waiting for him. Both are wearing towels over their torsos and have a small tub of washing supplies. Vendal shows Tali where he can wash her hair before going into the main bathing area. When she opens the door to it Tali catches the faint scent of flowers.

>He sits down with Ninety-Nine Copper and brings out some soap to wash her hair with. The girl seems to be familiar with the procedure and sits down on a bench with Tali kneeling behind her.

>He starts scrubbing her hair. He can practically feel her relax under his fingertips.

This is the first time I've washed a girl's hair.
Or really done this at all.

It's kinda nice.

>The door to the main bathing area opens. Lily walks out of it, completely naked. Tali averts his eyes.

"Tali and Ninety-Nine? Yes, of course. I recognize those dim auras anywhere. Did she rope you into washing her hair, Tali? I remember when my father used to do that. When I was 5. I guess it's okay to still have someone doing that for you when you're a teenager. Nothing weird about it at all."
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>>36687660
>And why do you guys keep calling me knife ears!? They're not even that sharp!
If you wanted me to call you "shitty-knife ears", all you had to do was keep acting like you for a little bit longer.
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>>36687402
Tell her you never had anyone wash your hair, or washed anyones.
This is your first time.
Sympathy card bitch.
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>>36687660

Knife Ears, wash her hair too.

You know she wants it.
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>>36687660
Statistically, more people get their hair washed by others than those affected by permanent blindness.

Who's the weird one now?
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>>36687660
Throw us at her, Tali. Aim for her breasts.
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>>36687660
Wash HER hair~
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>>36687660
U jelly?

U jelly.
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>>36687660
She's just jealous she isn't getting her hair washed.

>>36687700
WHAT
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>>36687700

>Oh my.jpg

goes to read more
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>>36687660
Tell her you never had anyone wash your hair, or washed anyones.
This is your first time.

She will love it
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>>36687660
Well, it appears something needs investigating.
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>>36687660
Tell her you can wash her hair too.
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Just start washing her hair too
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>>36687660
>They're not even that sharp!
We know you're kinda dull, Tali. We just thought it would be rude to say so since it was so obvious.
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>>36687660
>And why do you guys keep calling me knife ears!? They're not even that sharp!
some of us voices are mean assholes. they are only using it because they hope it offends you, because you told them earlier that it is a derogatory term.
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>>36687700
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>>36687711
>>36687714
yeah... the reply got mixed up. Sorry about that.

The players in that quest pick all the wrong options.
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>>36687660
Says the jealous blind girl, who mocks everyone to feel superior about herself for her own perceived inadequacies. Step off.
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>>36687660
Tell her she's missing out. Rub 99's hair in a wasy to make her sigh/moan just to add to it. Honestly there isn't anything wrong with getting ones hair a good scrubbing after all.
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>>36687660
Are you jealous? It's pretty common among girls with actual friends.
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>>36687660
You're just jealous because no one is going to wash your hair. You are projecting your want to have someone wash your hair at us trying to make it seem like Tali and 99 here are in the wrong for having nice things while you don't.

Also how can you even tell? Echolocation?
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>>36687660
"Would you like to join us, Lily? You can wash my hair, and I'll wash yours too. It'll be fun!"

Kill her with kindness, Tali. She's a cold bitch, so you have to melt her heart with LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!
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>>36687660
Call her father a pedophile and apologize saying you didn't realize she had it that rough.
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>>36687660
she can't fool us, she is jealous. come on, you will wash her hair too.
make it good, make her apologize.
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"so 5 is when you became too much of a bitch for even your father to stand you"
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>>36687660
Is this your secret way of asking me to wash your hair, lily?
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>>36687738
Yeah, get her to join in.
She will love us eventually
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>>36687755
ICE BURN
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>>36687660
Tali, I want you to repeat after me:

"There's nothing weird about getting your hair washed by someone else. Only a blind person couldn't see that."
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>>36687758
oh, i like that phrasing
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>>36687728

Dont mind. Lewds look good. Thanks for the intro.
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>>36687755
Do it, Tali. Use this facial expression as well.
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>>36687777
>quads
>ice burn
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>>36687758
yessssss

Also scan her for surface thoughts.

>>36687755
lets not. lets wash her hair instead.
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>>36687660
Say it. >>36687755

Or maybe drop the bitch part because honestly if you can say something that cold without cursing, it makes it hit even harder.
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>>36687777
QUADRUPLE ICE BURN
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>>36687660
Haha, very funny, Lily. You should better watch your step, or you might slip up.
Sorry, I forgot you can't watch it, because you're a blind bitch.

You really should've seen this coming. Do blind people even have hindsight?
Sorry, I did it again.
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>>36687755
>>36687660
Seconding.
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>>36687829
>>36687814
don't be a bitch.
We very much don't need enemies.
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>>36687660
Don't be an jerk Tali.

She obviously want you to wash her hair too.
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>>36687758
This.

Don't be a douche, because she won't like you anymore.

Also, ask to scan her later.
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>>36687660
offer to wash her hair too

and scan her
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>>36687660

Ask if she wants you to wash hers.

If she says no, you're none the worse. If she says yes, you've solved one more problem.
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You're going about this wrong. Getting on her bad side won't help anything. If that's inevitable being nice to Lily will make her madder unless we know what she actually gets angry at anyways.
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>>36687660
You should probably hold off on asking to scan her until she's past the 'casually insulting' phase.

Totally scan her surreptitiously if you get the chance though.
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>>36687660
"Maybe if you weren't so uptight someone would want to wash your hair, too."
That'll show her.
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>>36687914
We all know that Tali wouldn't follow up on our more offensive suggestions anyway.
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>>36687660
Let us touch her.
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>>36687945

Let's face it, Tali would horribly screw up trying to be an asshole and just get really awkward and dumb.
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>>36688019
"I bet you're actually a good person and your vicious teasing is really a desperate cry for attention and help!"
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>>36687958
That pic hurts to look at.
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>>36687945
Maybe we should win her over with friendship.

Offer her something warm and sweet.
You know, for someone who is cold and bitter.
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>>36688096
Maybe you're going BLIND
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>>36687706
But there's nothing there.

>>36687755
>>36687777

Gah... So... Tempting...
But I can't. She works with Vendal.
As much as I want to. Maybe if she's really a bitch one day.

"This is actually the first time I've ever done something like this, though. I heard it's not too uncommon among friends." He looks at Lily. "Though if you ask me it sounds like you're a bit jealous. Is this just your secret way of trying to ask me to wash your hair. I wouldn't mind, you know."

>Her smiles vanishes and she gives Tali a confused look.

"Are you serious?" She says.
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>>36688140
>she gives Tali a confused look.
>look
Tali, even your internal monologue is mocking her blindness

Just cut loose and be an asshole.
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>>36688140
... Do it. WASH HER HAIR
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>>36688140
Of course I am!

Lets get on her good side.
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>>36688140
Is that a yeeeees?
Get over here.
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>>36688140
Drag her over, sit her down and wash her hair.
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>>36688140
after we finish with 99c
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>>36688140
Well, it'd be awkward, we don't know each other that well.

Maybe you should ask some of your other friends to do it for you?

Oh, that's right, you don't have any friends. Because you're a bitch.
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>>36688140
Hah! She showed weakness! Now she has no choice but to have us wash her hair!
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of course. scan her! she is probably thinking it over.
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>>36688192
No, we won't only wash it. We'll wash and ruffle the fuck out of it.
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>>36688140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C3poU_0sK4
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>>36688140
Tali is always serious about these things.

His secret trait "Friend Aura" is fueled by this. Probably.
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>>36688140
Yes.
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>>36688140
>But there's nothing there.
Tali, you just made a snide remark...
H-have we gone too far? Just how much have we affected you?
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>>36688140
Look flattie, get your equally flat ass over here so that I can wash your hair.
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>>36688140
>But there's nothing there.
ouch, that was harsh
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>>36688140
Just be nice to her. Don't say any of the things I know you're thinking.
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>>36688140
Ok, wash her hair, once you're done with 99.
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>>36688140

>But there's nothing there.

Ouch.

And yes. Yes you are serious.
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>>36688140
of course you are serious.
melt that heart tali. she just needs a friend.
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>>36688140
Wait until you've finished 99c to do her, if you do her at all. Blind bitches gotta wait.
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>>36688140
Totally. Up for it?
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>>36687518
That's part of it, not all of it...
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>>36688338
Only 3? What kind of vanilla shit are you reading?
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Also for thoes of you who are trying to combat her bitchiness with being a jerk or snide remarks please remember most of the time bullies come from broken or damaged homes and families. Because they can not into a warm and loving environment they try to prevent others from having the same security in their lives. Lily probably has a problem much like many of the students here at the school that can be taken care of by proper friendship, a kind shoulder to cry one, and someone they can tell their life story (and secrets) to. This place is just filled with personality and mental disorders and I am loving every minute of it. Become the friendliest friend Tali and they will spill their guts for you.
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>>36688140
Bets on how many people whose hair you're gonna have to wash.
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>>36688374
Or we could exploit that weakness to tear her down.

I like that option better.
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>>36688386
No bet, the answer is all of them.
Then we end up forming the Bathing Club which gets together once a week as a group to hang out in the bath and wash each other's hair.
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>>36688386
Sleepy magic pillow girl's hair must be soft as fuck. I vote we go for her next.
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>>36688425
She probably does her own hair to keep it that way.
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>>36688386

We can only dream of washing Fuwa's soft, pillowy hair.
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>>36688374
>Become the friendliest friend
>Be revealed as a spy
>Get off the hook because Tali was literally the only person at the academy anyone liked..

Honesty, it seems like everyone here is just barley standing each other.
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You know what.

Tali, open up a hair washing, massaging and ruffling saloon. That'd get your club funded.
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>>36688140
>But there's nothing there.
See. You already starting to think like us. We knew you had it in you.
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Who has those LPR tousling pics? We need to show those to Tali.
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>>36688460
This. We need to become everyone's friend, so if they ever find out Tali's a boy, they won't give a shit because he's awesome.
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>>36688386
The way it goes we're gonna end up washing Beauty Club's president's eyebrows..
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>>36688374

I agree with this duder.

We must be a beacon of friendship.
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>>36688492

Or feel horribly disgusted and betrayed. You know, either-or.
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>>36688140
"Of course. Why would I joke about hair?"
Good, Tali, good. Once you have her in your grasp, ruffle her hair until she's putty in your hands. Every spy needs people working under him, and she already has some pull here, so she would make a good addition to your ranks.
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>>36688362
Is that a roundabout way asking for sauce?
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>>36688536
No, it's a roundabout way to steer the conversation toward weirder fetishes.
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>>36688260
>>36688273
>>36688261
>>36688292

Ah! I'm sorry! I.. I didn't mean to be rude! Really!

"Of course I'm serious. Come on."

>He pats a spot next to Ninety-Nine Copper. Lily frowns and fidgets in place. Then she crosses her arms.

"Hmph, I bet you would want to touch my hair. You stupid... Idiot. Well too bad."

"Come on, Lily."

"No. I bet you just want to make me into some kinda baby loser. Well I don't need anyone to wash my hair, blind or not."

"Come onnn~"

"No!" She storms out of the room, past Lyra. She looks at the naked girl running off then back at Tali. Tali can see a few gears turning in her head before she gives that 'totally not my problem' look and walks into the main bathing area.

Darn... Did I mess up?

>Ninety-Nine Copper nudges a bucket near her and silently urges Tali to wash the soap out. He does so.

Well, her hair is clean. I can go now, right?
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what set of hairs is tali going to wash?
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>>36688584
No. You sit in there and you schmooze, you knife eared faggot.
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>>36688584
LOOK FOR FUWA IN THE BATH
ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>36688584

Nope.

Go soak in the hot tub.
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>>36688584

ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE

LOOK FOR THE OTHER ELVES
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>>36688584
Either wash yourself or get someone else to do it for you man. Also blend in bathhouses are secret dens.
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>>36688584
Don't worry, Tali. She's just a tsundere. That was good. You made progress. Keep doing that a few times and I guarantee she'll be your friend.

Now go look for Fuwa so you can touch that wonderfully soft hair. Make sure to press us against it too.
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>>36688584
Talk with Lyra. Her eye seems better now!
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>>36688584
>that Lyra
Tali. I know you can hear me.
I will make you the king of the world if you let me enjoy this view for some time.

Also, now ask 99c how her day was while she's doing your hair.
You may hear something interesting.
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>>36688584
>Darn... Did I mess up?
no, you did good. she is just having trouble unwinding. but you made a good first step
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now you trade places and 99c washes your hair.
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>>36688584
Ask Lyra how her head is.

She did have an axe lodged in it the last time we saw her after all.
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>>36688584
>Ah! I'm sorry! I.. I didn't mean to be rude! Really!
Words aren't sufficient. You can apologize by schmoozing and at least trying to learn some secrets here.
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>>36688584
clean that hair helmet, maybe turn in to a top hat.
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>>36688584
Wait, is that Lyra without her armor?

I thought the girl showered with it!
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>>36688584
Offer Lyra a hair washing, smooze abit. Use the old hairstyling standby and get them talking while you work. People will tell you anything if you just let them open up and give a sympathetic ear while you work.
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>>36688584
If you want.

If you're okay with staying, then as long as we're here, we might as well see what other things they've got here. We might as well wash ourselves thoroughly, since that's what people do in baths.
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>>36688584
Is there a communal tub that you can go masturbate in?

Also you should scan random people with the thingy.
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>>36688584

Did you remember to put in the conditioner?

Chat with Lyra and Ninety-nine a bit.
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>>36688584
It's not your fault, she's just too tsun for her own good. Keep being nice to her, hilarity ensues.
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>>36688623
If he get's someone else to do it they might break the glamour.
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>>36688665
Tsun = worst
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>>36688584
Tali. Go to Lyra. Those are fucking beautiful child-birthing hips that you're letting go to waste.
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>>36688584
>Ah! I'm sorry! I.. I didn't mean to be rude! Really!
its alright, you didn't actually say it outloud so no harm was done.
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>>36688584
No, Tali you did fine. People often take a while to get used to someone who is not in their percieved "inner circle" to bond with them and especially with someone like Lily who probably has trust issues it will take time but if she does come around you will make her a much better person and most likely if she does become a better person she will divulge all the info we ask from her as she will think of us as her "ally" and as such important to her sense of self.

Also Tali why do you keep ignoring me. It hurts my fragile orb voice feelings.
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>>36688584
You didn't mess up, she just has problems having people help her.

Probably because of complicated blind feelings.
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>>36688584
Ask 99c if she thinks you were rude.

Wash 99c's back if she didn't already, then ask her if she wants to wash your hair.
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>>36688584
chat with 99c more, and please don't stare too much at the bushes.
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>>36688584
You should probably go find Fuwa, you wouldn't want her to be un-comfy would you.
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>>36688584

Not unless you've washed yourself. It'd be weird otherwise.

Who else is in there anyway?
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>>36685029
>I guess to them I must look weird
I'm sure you look more like a trendy sportscar to Solia than anything weird.
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Also I just realized that Lyra is still wearing her helmet. She isn't being mind controlled meat puppet by the hat is she? I coulldn't take more than one of thoes...
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>>36688681
That's like, your opinion, man.
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>>36688801

She's like a touhou, anon. It's her source of power.

She can also use it to summon her suit of armor at any time.

This is made up but I wish it was real.
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>>36688801
No, it's her lucky charm. Kinda like we are for Tali.

Though we should ask her if she's feeling better after that swordstab to the head.
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>>36688801
that is actually her hair poking out.
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>>36688859
>Lucky charm
>Us
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>>36688875
To be fair, we did get Tali the farthest any spy has ever gotten, and he's not totally dead yet.
So we're doing something right, even if it's like 100% accidental.
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>>36688859
What luck?
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>>36688896
And by the end, he might end up a lich with several artificer limbs.
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>>36688859

Oh! Asking about the stab wound yeah. After-patient care is important.
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Alright, I'll stay... It looks like Ninety-Nine wants to go too.

"You want to go in the bath?"

>She simply nods.

>Tali walks with her to the bath. It is indeed massive. The room is almost as large as the quad outside with fountains and statues dedicated to the Goddess Minia placed about. There are only a handful of students here. Tali recognizes a few of them from Thorn Class. Vendal is also here along with some of Root Class. The steam makes it hard to make out people from far away.

>Tali hears a splash. He looks and sees Ninety-Nine is already inside the bath, partially submerged and relaxed. Tali steps in as well, keeping his towel wrapped around him. He appears to be alone in this side of the bath.

>There is an even louder splash beside him. Lyra entered the pool by his side with only her helmet on. She smiles at Tali.

"Hey there."

"... Hey."

"I saw you back there with Ninety-Nine. Are you two friends?"

"Yep."

"Great. That's awesome. Girl could use more friends. I'd be hers but she and I don't see eye to eye. Speaking of eyes, totally better now! I can see straight and everything! So how have you been? Joined any clubs yet? I'm part of the Fighting Club. We're still accepting people, you know."

>Lyra chatters away. Tali finds it hard to listen.
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>>36689143
>Tali finds it hard to listen.
I bet it's hard.
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>>36689143

SQUEAK DUCK
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>>36689143
"Are those real?"

Press to see if they are real. Girls can totally get away with it.
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>>36689143
Psst.. Tali! Take a closer look at Lyra's Lyras. Don't refuse your primal urges.
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Tali... Do you see two ducks in the bath? Because of you don't we have a problem here
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>>36689143
Motherfucking smug duck. Tali, drop us in the bath and let us float over to her.
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>>36689143

ATTACK DUCK
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>>36689143
Squeeze her ... ducks.
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>>36689143

Those are some really smug-looking ducks.

Anyway, she looks pretty strong. Maybe she can give you some advice on how to start on building up your muscles, Tali.
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>>36689143
You.
My arch nemesis.
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>>36689143
Joined a couple.
I don't think I could possibly be cut out for the fighting club.
Though, showing up there occasionally would be good practice, I think.

So, you say you can see better? How about your head, that feel better too?
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>>36689143
>>Lyra chatters away. Tali finds it hard to listen.
Don't stare at her giant tits
Don't stare at her giant tits
Don't stare at her giant tits
Don't stare at her giant tits
Don't stare at her giant tits
Give up
Do stare at her giant tits
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>>36689143
FUCK
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>>36689143

OBLITERATE DUCK

Also yeah tell her about the clubs we joined. Ask why she hasn't joined the Eastern Arts Club yet since she seems like she'd be a chill person.
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>>36689143
Tali...you need to help Lyra become friends with 99c.

Trust me, help them see eye to eye.
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>>36689143
"Y-yeah, we already have joined the science club and the comfy club, they... they're really... big."
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>>36689260
>>36689143
Seconding.
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>>36689143
Don't be rude, chat with the girl. Try to get 99c and her to be friends.

Also, since you listened, have this rune.
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>>36689143
>>36689230
>>36689238
I agree with these two statements. Also we should ask about her helmet. Its fancy. And an interesting conversation starter.
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>>36689143

Science and eastern arts clubs.

And ask about her helmet. It gives you an excuse to look up without being rude.
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>>36689143
Oh hey, ducks. They're cute. Have we got anything we can feed the ducks?

>So how have you been? Joined any clubs yet? I'm part of the Fighting Club. We're still accepting people, you know."
"Are you sure you want to talk about that?"

Why is there a Fighting Club, anyway? Don't they already have a fighting class?
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>>36689143
I think you'd better go before your Glamor breaks- oh wait Tali. Your ears. I think it broke already. DO NOT STAND UP.
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>>36689274
What does that do?
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>>36689143
Why don't YOU have ducks?
She has ducks.
You should get ducks.
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>>36689274
Has anyone tried to make 「Heaven」 or would that be too complex.
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>>36689309
Stops time.
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>>36689143
are the ducks her artifacts?

man, fuck those guys.
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>>36689375
Can we borrow one of her ducks?
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>>36689274
Where's the power source?
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>>36689309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XAt_a5H2CA
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>>36689301

The orb can't see his glamor we've established this.
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i think this question has been asked before but i'm going to ask anyway.

tali, are you impotent?
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>>36689375
i have a feeling those gentlemen will NTR us with book and ball-gag in the near future.

... i meant book and red orb.
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What ducks..?

"Uhm... I joined the Eastern Arts Appreciation Club and the Science Club. They're both pretty big-I mean popular. I think."

"Oh? I heard the Eastern Arts wasn't doing too good. I'd have joined myself but... Well Natalie is very strict about club meetings. Gotta give the Fighting Club my all, you know?"

"Natalie?"

"The President of Thorn Class? You met her once."

"Oh, right. Sorry. I'm not good with names."

Gotta keep the glamour up...

"Ah, speak of the devil..."

>Natalie approaches Lyra a towel wrapped around her.

"There you are. We could have used you earlier." Natalie says. She gives Tali a slight nod.

"Hmm? What happened?" Lyra asks.

"Some idiot from the Sons of Serin tried to break into the bathhouse. Managed to make it in here and was hiding behind a statue."

"Oh man... You got him, right?"

"Yes. However, he put up quite a fight. Thankfully I took care of him and he's been expelled."

"You didn't hurt him too bad, did you?"

>She stares at Lyra.

"He'll live." She says, simply. Then she turns her attention back to Tali. He can feel her eye boring into him. "... Hello again, Tali. Sorry if I interrupted anything. You're new, right? Let me warn you, then. The boys in this academy will do anything to steal from us. Guard your heart and mind against them."

"O-okay..."

"They haven't asked you for anything, have they? Did you reveal anything? Even something minor?" Her stare intensifies.
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>>36689401
It's Ceer magic. It just works.
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>>36689495
DON'T PANIC
DON'T SWEAT PROFUSELY
DON'T DO ANYTHING TO GIVE YOURSELF AWAY, KNIFE EARS
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>>36689495
"Why would they steal? If they needed something from me, they could just ask."

Do the airhead routine.
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>>36689495
Other than my name not really. Why?
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>>36689495
put more glamor up! she has elven eyes you know!
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>>36689526
Uh...
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>>36689526
>>36689495
PANIC

>>36689540
This. Pretend to be stupidly kind.
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>>36689495
>"They haven't asked you for anything, have they? Did you reveal anything? Even something minor?" Her stare intensifies.
Nah, don't have to worry about that. I am secretly a spy from Sorin too.
*laugh*
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>>36689495

They haven't.

And that's perfectly true, since none of them have asked you anything of the sort.
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>>36689526
and tali is screwed.
literally.
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>>36689495

"Is this a sex thing?"
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>>36689558
>Your face when she has a lie/truth detecting spell
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>>36689300
>Why is there a Fighting Club, anyway?
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>>36689495
No, you haven't even spoken with many of them. Just one, who wanted directions to his class.
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>>36689540
this
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>>36689584
ohahahahahaha
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>>36689526
You've DOOMED us all!!!

>>36689495
Heh... yep thoes boys sure are pervs. Good thing that was taken care of otherwise who knows what terrible perverted acts he could have exposed us to heh haha heh huuuu... *run Tali they are onto us*
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>>36689495
>Guard your heart
Tali? Do you have something to tell us? We'll stop pressuring you with getting you girls, if that really isn't your preference.
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>>36689495
>>36689540
Make sure to tilt your head and look all cute with wide eyes.
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>>36689495
>Did you reveal anything?

Wait. Tali, were you supposed to have some secret worth stealing?

I mean if they're giving those away we probably should have got ours.
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>>36689495

ain't nobody asked me anything

Then ask her if you can date Lyra.
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>>36689495
"I haven't told any secrets to the exchange students, no. I only spoke with one who wanted directions, and I don't see how that could qualify as a secret."
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ELF PRIDE
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>>36689495
blush deeply.
Ask if she means if we've been seeing anyone.
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>>36689495
blush horribly
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>>36689648
WORLD WIDE
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it just occurred to me, where is tali hiding us when he was washing 99c's hair?
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>>36689495
>>36689654
All these horrible rolls. Here, I'll save you guys. Rolling FOR BLUFF
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>>36689495
Why should we guard our heart? Are they stealing hearts? Can you even steal hearts?
Natalie, have you had your heart stolen?
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>>36689661
Clearly we are floating around in the bath water.
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>>36689495
One asked me for directions to class.

I thought they were exchange students, aren't they supposed to be learning magic here?
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>>36689661

In his elf-pouch. Every elf has one, you know.
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>>36689661
With the rest of the dangly bits?

>>36689631
Good point, should Tali theoretically know about the spy vs spy shit if (s)he's a new student?
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>>36689495
"Wait, what are we supposed to be so secretive about? I wasn't told anything about that."
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>>36689647
This. "Uh, I told one how to get to class, does that count?"
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>>36689753
This one. This one is nice. Get her to tell us what should we be on the lookout for.
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>>36689753
this is a good one.
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>>36689495
Sounds like she's talking from experience.

It could explain the missing eye...
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>>36689495
"no, like my butt, i never gave a way my secrets"
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>>36689753
THIS
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>>36689495
HEY.
IN THE BACKGROUND.
IT'S THAT SNAKE-MERMAID LADY.

WHAT A WONDERFUL DISTRACTION, SHE SAID SHE WASN'T GOING TO BE HERE.
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>>36689717
>With the rest of the dangly bits

those two are such bros.
the third one's a bit of a dick though.
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>>36689526
Hahaha oh my god my heart won't stop beating so fast I'm going to die.

"Why would they steal? If they needed something they could just ask me.

>Tali tries to do a smile and head tilt to pull it off.

"Were we supposed to be secretive about something? No one told me this."

>Natalie glares at him for a moment before easing up and showing him a small smile.

"Heh. Lyra, she's a lot like you." She says.

>Lyra laughs and rubs the back of her head.

"Hehehe. Well it's her first year and all that." She looks at Tali. "But yeah, I can see that."

"Tali." Natalie says. "The boys will try to steal secrets from you. Artifacts, runes, anything really. It's up to you to give them nothing. Do you understand?"

"Mhmm."

"Good. I hope that I can trust you, Tali. I'll leave you two alone. Hey, Kat!" She yells at someone across the bath.

>Lyra nudges Tali.

"Hope she didn't scare you." She says. "Natalie can be a bit... Intense. But she really does have everyone's best interest at heart."
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>>36689871
>Dat natalie vision
haha
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>>36689871
Ask, in nervous tones, what would happen if we were caught like, with a guy.
Is going out against the rules?

Also, this is earning yourself an emergency kiss-your-contact escape from being rumbled later on.
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>>36689871
Hehehehe Yeah she's very intense. I think my muscles locked up.
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>>36689871
Fem!Tali looks pretty hot. Curse this orb preventing us to see through your glamour!
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>>36689871
I think actually it might be best if we don't regularly report. learn as much as you can before things get busted wide open.
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>>36689871
What's our plan in case some boy manages to steal us?
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>>36689871
Okay, now just calm down, and don't act suspicious.
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>>36689942
Aren't the boys all spies? The only two we've seen so far have been from our school. I think they'd know about us.
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>>36689871

did we ever stop pretending to not be an elf
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>>36689871
Yeah, she's something else alright.

Say, Lyra, you've been here more than us, right? Could you show us the ropes of being stronger so we can cast more spells?
Maybe show us some tricks or where the gym's at, something. In exchange, free healing and naps at the Relaxation Club!
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>>36689871
>>36689917

That- ask if there's rules against dating, or if it's just Natalie.

>Captcha: Deorb

How ominous.
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>>36689871
Glamor magic is the breast.

Ask Lyra what kind of secrets she was talking about.
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>>36689871
Yeah.. she really is...
*change subject*

So whats up with the helm? How is that wound? What type of diet do you have? Lots of dairy? Meat? Come on throw me a bone here.
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>>36688584
I thought Lyra showered with her armor on.
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>>36689942
Don't blow our cover and play the part. Go along with it, pretend like we're in love with someone else, or whatever. Just play the part.

>>36689982
>>36689917
>>36689871
Seconded.
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>>36689917

Yea ask this. Probably a good thing to ask to add to the illusion.
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>>36689871
Glad that's over. Collapse in relief into Lyra's inviting bosom.
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>>36689871
"i can understand, she is a leader after all"

"by the way, can i touch them?"

feel those manly abs tali,
FEEL THE THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE.
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>>36689966
Nope, at this point that would just raise far too many questions, and they would know about the glamour.
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>>36689871

Ask her how you can get huge like her.
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>>36689966
I think we stopped once it was clarified that this wasn't a human vs. elf thing.
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>tfw we will never be an elf
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>>36689871
I really hope your not slacking on your glamour training tali.
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>>36690051
We could just ask for that golem Maolin's making to have knife ears.
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>>36690049

It'd be weird if we suddenly sprouted elf ears. Also, a human wouldn't be a master of runeless glamor magic.
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>>36690051
>>36690079
ELF PRIDE
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>>36690086
We could say we were embarrassed.
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>>36690099

WORLD

WIDE
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>>36690099
BROWN PRIDE
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>>36690132
>BROWN PRIDE
Is probably going to get you in trouble.
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>>36690102

The problem is revealing that we are a master of runeless glamor kind of puts us in a suspicious spot, doesn't it? Better to reveal it all at once when times are appropriately desperate.
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Don't forget 99c. Where is she?
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>>36689714
Like kangaroos?
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>>36690282
You mean like when we've decided to betray the boy's school and get all the bitches?
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>>36690317

[s]It's like you read my mind[/s]
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>>36690295
playing with us, probably.
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>>36690282
If someone ever detects our glamour, try to pass it off as the ears and make up some sob story about growing up in /tg/landia where everyone irrationally hates elves to fit in and feel intellectual and trendy
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>>36690312

Sort of. But more elfy.
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"Yeah, she is... What would happen if uhm... I were caught with a guy?"

"... Hahahaha!" She slaps Tali on the back. It nearly kills him. "Oh man. No no you'll be fine. It's not against the rules or anything. Don't let Natalie scare you -that- much."

"Okay..." Tali looks at her helmet. "So... What's up with that helmet? Do you always wear it?"

>She laughs and taps it.

"Yeah. It's uh... Complicated... This fortune teller said that I'll die the day I don't have it on so uh... Kinda just don't take it off unless I have to. It's from my first armor set so it's also a bit of a memento. I do have a serious helmet I wear for real battles, though. I just keep this one under it."

"Ah, okay. And your head wound?"

"Totally healed! Thanks again for the help."

"No problem. It was a pretty big hit though... I'm surprised you're okay."

"Well I have a hard head. Besides, she didn't really put her all into it. If that attack would have really wounded me well... It would just mean I wasn't fit to be her Shield."

"That wasn't her full power? That looked like it must have really hurt... Tell me, what's the secret to being so strong?"

>With a sudden burst of enthusiasm Lyra rises from the water and clenches her fists.

"The secret is training each and every day! Don't ever skip leg day! Eat well and work hard! Be the first to rise and don't stay up late! Being strong is about discipline, Tali! Do you have discipline?"

"Uhm..."

"Do you!?"
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Ok so, I wonder... is the boys school claim of "women always steal from us, we never succeed in stealing from them" true, or are they a lie?

>>36690317
We are under a spell that prevents us from betraying the mission (any suggestions that do are automatically redacted by it)
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>>36690367
>irrationally hates elves
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>>36690451
Everyone steals from everyone else. It's that kind of world.

The Ceer watch from the shadows and laugh.
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>>36690451
I'm thinking like long term here man. Eventually we'll get to a point where we'll have to choose sides, spell or no spell.
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>>36690445
No, not really actually.
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>>36690445
oh hey, didn't we establish that exercising increases your manapool?
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>>36690445
>she would die if you take it off
>she is a big girl
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>>36690445
99 Copper is sleeping in the bath, Save HER!
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>>36690445

Hey, 99 copper is falling asleep, wake her up before she drowns
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>>36690445
HE HAS NO DISCIPLINE
HE HAS NO GRACE
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>>36690445
D-D-D-D-D-Discipline!?

Don't look at the boobs.
Don't look at the abs.
Don't look at the... helmet

Too late.
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>>36690482
>Eventually we'll get to a point where we'll have to choose sides
Or, graduate, marry yourself a harem, and enjoy life

>>36690469
the boys school told tali that while everyone TRIES to steal from everyone else, that the boys always fail at stealing and the girls always succeed
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>>36690485
It does. We shall become the brawniest of elves.
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>>36690445
IT'S TIME
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>>36690445
99 is 2 cute.
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>>36690445

JOIN HER

HELL YEAH WE DO
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>>36690508
THIS ELF HAS A FUNNY FACE
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>>36690445

Tali.

Tali.

99c is going to drown.
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>>36690500
nice catch.
also, dawwwww @ 99
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>>36690445
You obviously don't, you already killed yourself by messing with stuff you know nothing about.
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>>36690445
>dat abs
C-can I touch them?
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>>36690445
Yes we certainly have a di... discipline. In fact we're getting it trained right now.
>>
don't get a boner
don't get a boner
don't get a boner
don't get a boner
don't get a boner
get a boner
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>>36690445
Try to save 99c from driving while concealing your Lyra-induced boner.
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>>36690586
What's to conceal?
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>>36690445
"If I say yes can I touch your abs?"
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>>36690445
MY DISCIPLINE TRANSCENDS THAT OF MORTAL MEN.
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>>36690445

'dem abs.

Also, use checking up on 99c as an excuse to dodge the question.
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>>36690586
I imagine Tali suddenly turning around to save 99 c and accidently shoving it in her mouth
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"Ah uhm..."

>>36690612
>>36690534
>>36690493

"Oh!"

>He goes and picks Ninety-Nine out of the water. She quickly sits up and looks around.

"Huh..?" She says.

"You were falling asleep, Ninety-Nine. Come on."

>He helps her sit up. The girl wobbles a bit in place.

"Oh..." She says. "We would like to close down now... Everything must g-..." She nods off. When her face hits the water she jumps back up.

1/2
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>>36690624
That's in bad taste.
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>>36690650
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>>36690650

Oh god what happened to her eye
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>>36690686
Its a drooping eyelid. She is tired
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>>36690445
tali, join her on this glorious moment your discipline is strong.

In fact i hardly know any man that doesn't get UP while surrounded with all this voluptuous naked young women.
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>>36690650

Aren't you glad you didn't leave her in there?

For any number of reasons.
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"I should probably get her to bed. She can barely sit up."

>Lyra laughs and slaps Tali again. He's almost certain she's broken something.

"Alright, alright. Don't let me keep you two. I hope to see you later, though! Really give the fighting club a though, okay?"

"I will. Bye, Lyra."

"Bye~"

>Tali takes Ninety-Nine, piratically dragging her out of the bath, takes her back to the changing room and then to their room.
=====================================

>Lan is already inside and drinking a bit on her bed. She grins at the pair as they walk in.

"Tali, Copper~ Have a nice bath?"

"Uhm, yeah. It was good."

Never again.
Probably.

It's hard to do glamour in there.

"Good! So, hope you're ready for tomorrow Tali~"

"Hm? What's going on?"

"Well first of all clubs have their introductory meetings and your class is going to be Magical Safety and Ethics."

"Okay."

That seems pretty normal.

"You ever heard of the teacher for it? She's actually pretty famous."

"Can't say I have."

"Heh. It's Professor Fellblade. The ONLY lich that is not wanted by the Iron Guardians."

"A lich... You mean..?"

"Yep. Ladies of Minia has it's own lich. And she's gonna be teaching you tomorrow~ It'll be awesome~"

Whoa. That's... Actually pretty awesome.

1/2
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>>36690886

>Never again
Ahahaha sure. You know she needs her hair washed every night, don't you?
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>>36690886
Lan's pretty great.

We should introduce her to Caffo.
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Tali should convince 99 to start stocking condoms and then suggest a promotional event where customers can demo the merchandise.
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>>36690650
Tali, marry 99c right now. She is too cute
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>>36690886
>2/3, rather.
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>>36690941
I agree. Start producing half-elves right now.
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>>36690938
stop it! and fuck you!
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>>36690886
Okay tali, that IS pretty awesome.
Which means you need to get to bed early and make sure you are ready for the day tomorrow, right?
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>>36690951

That would be the intent yes.
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>Tali tries to ask Lan a bunch of questions about the Professor but Lan keeps her lips shut tight. She simply says that she's sure she'll enjoy the class tomorrow.

>Tali helps the half-asleep Ninety-Nine into bed and then goes to bed himself, excited about the next day.
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>At night there is a voice that none but the Orb can hear. It whispers sweet temptations of having a worthy owner.
>The orb rolls away but is stopped by the string binding it.

>It stops moving and Tali sleeps the night away.

===End of Chapter 8===
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>>36690973
A worthy owner, you say...

I'm in.
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>>36690973
Who could tempt us? It would have to be someone with a sex drive.
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>>36690973
Well that can't be good
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>>36690973
>At night there is a voice that none but the Orb can hear. It whispers sweet temptations of having a worthy owner.
>The orb rolls away but is stopped by the string binding it.
dundundun
(also, tali is a worthy owner, he is such a sweet boy. he is perfect)
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>>36690973
>worthy owner
I wonder who that might be.
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>>36690973

Lolu?
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>>36690973
Thanks for running!'

When will you be back for the next thread?
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>>36690973
Bitch we corrupt
Not be the corrupted
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>>36690973
Hey, tali's plenty worthy.
Though not lewd enough. I suppose that's to his benefit.
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>>36690973
Silly voices. Tali isn't our owner, we are Tali's.
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>>36690886
Aw yeah
Liches and whores in our future
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>>36690973
you should have cuddled with 99c tali! it should have been a good training!
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>>36691006
The Red Orb's owner, of course.

The Red Orb is the Law to our Chaos. And is obsessed with following RULES.
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And so ends another chapter. As usual the start time for the next one will be posted on the twitter. I can't say exactly when but hopefully this weekend will work. I am, however, moving and hopefully starting up a new job so we shall see.

Anyway thanks for reading everyone!
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>>36690973
I feel like we'd give ourselves in to the temptation and then pull back at the last second just to fuck with Tali.

Thanks for running, OP.
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>>36690973
Tali should start securing the orb more firmly during the night.
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bitch please, tali is plenty worthy. maybe a little un-tested. but that will come in time.
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>>36691049
UNDINES BEST CONFIRMED
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>>36691049
Thanks for running man. Fun thread as always.

Good luck with the moving and stuff, and see you next time.
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>>36691049
That fucking tongue. Holy shit. Vendal really is best girl.
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>>36691054
Tali is prime protagonist material, he hits a lot of the prerequisites my Chinese cartoons have taught me.
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>>36691049
I see. Those tongues would be temptation enough indeed.
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>Tfw Lyra is female deculture
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>>36691049

Where does Tessa rank
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>>36691127
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>>36691068
There was double about that?

>>36691089
Thanks! Hopefully it won't be too much of a hassle.

>>36691127
She has a very normal tongue.
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>>36691269
Did lily want to have her hair washed?
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>>36691421
Well have to use the scanner on her and find out.
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>>36691421
I can't say. It was a tempting offer, though. But Tali might have gotten lost in her hair.
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>>36691528
>But Tali might have gotten lost in her hair.

we're gonna have to play with her hair.
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>>36691528
Is her hair an artifact? Or just enchanted?
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So what are your commission rates? Or are you backlogged out?
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>>36691541
We'll ruffle the fuck out of it.
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>>36691555
It's $20 for a full colored drawing of one character. And yeah I've currently got a rather sizable backlog.
Hopefully it'll be cleared out as soon as things settle down.

>>36691554
She just has a lot of hair.
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>>36691617
I'll wait, then. Some rumblings in EGO's latest quest got me curious.
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>>36691617
Gosh darnig Greatshield stop being so adorable. You are huge, you're not supposed to be cute.
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>>36691695
>implying one can't be HUGE and cute at the same time also gorgeous and delicious.
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>>36691720
wanna lick that sixpack
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>>36690886
>your class is going to be Magical Safety and Ethics
>Magical Safety and Ethics
>Ethics

but wizards have no sense of right and wrong!
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>>36691793

"Ethics" is code for "shotgun craftsmanship and use"
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>>36691793
>>Ethics
>taught by lich

>what could go wrong.jpg
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>>36691793
You can't truly appreciate not giving a fuck about ethics if you aren't educated on the subject.
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>>36691793
A good chunk of people who study ethics end up amoral.
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>>36691793
If you don't care about ethics and you're uneducated about them, you're somewhere between an asshole and a psycho.
If you don't care about ethics but you are educated about them, you're just jaded and cynical.
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>>36691873
Yeah, I pretty much only use it to argue against ideas I don't like.
I once tried to argue that a design decision was wrong via Kant. No one ever wants to hear about Kant...
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>>36691266
We need a Not!Vijounne undine.



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