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You, uh, sort of threw your energy out with that last attack. You lean back, bending at the knees in a way that seems to defy gravity, as the large weapon goes over your head. You backflip away and frown. “That’s bad, right?” You wonder.

Ryoko doesn’t seem to need any more prompting and she rushes forward. Her rage fuels her and she lays into the giant. After three strikes he moves in a way that makes your fatebreakers tickle you, and then he kicks her away. “Okay time devourer stuff. Options?” You wonder.

Well, you could pull back, try and recover some, then charge forward again. Get beefy and his family to sort of give you a helping hand. Or you can try to recharge your happy batteries, maybe get a third release going. Or you could let them deal with him and you just sort of eat grapes while your go juice goes back up.

Plan?

[] Try and team up with Thor’s mates
[] Let them handle it alone. You have grapes to eat and sofas to recline on.
[] Try and get a third release going.
[] Other, please specify

Questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc for the first bit as per normal.
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>>36726557
>Dem Abs
>[x] Let them handle it alone. You have grapes to eat and sofas to recline on.
At least until we get some more GoJuice going. Anybody nearby we could hug for GoJuice?

>>36726557
[] Try and get a third release going.

>>36726557
[] Try and team up with Thor’s mates
[] Try and get a third release going.

>>36726557
>[] Try and team up with Thor’s mates


Let's buy
>Tickle me pink!: Increases rate of your third release charge. (ALL)

>>36726557
We have that technique where we can drain Go-Juice by hugging right?

Let's see if there's anyone not quite dead in our general vicinity that we can do that on.

Also keep an eye on the Frost King, and get ready to Wishbreaker him when it looks like an ally is gonna land a decisive blow.

>>36726557

> Asgardian mead is said to put the drinker into a euphoric state unlike anything in Midgard. Find the fountain and drink your ass off Risa.

>>36726557
Seconding >>36726800

>>36726557
>>36726800


> Supporting buying Tickle Me Pink

>>36726557
http://pastebin.com/4hrSwkha

I made a thing. Go for the pink ability and see if we can get a third release.

>>36726900
>http://pastebin.com/4hrSwkha
Oh my.

>>36726557
Huh, I missed this quest for a while due to school, and suddenly its us remembering names rather than monologue? What's next, we actually finished that arrancar army we had planned?

>>36726958
>What's next, we actually finished that arrancar army we had planned?
I got bad news, anon...

>>36726852
That sounds good. Search for booze. Maybe eat a boar or two.

>>36726958

Maybe after we punch out hell and take Hueco back. The device is still Loki's and we are basically getting nowhere with it. Of course, then people will be worried about growing demon hollows, but I still want to punch Beelz in his smug prick face.

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So it looks like we want to team up with Thor's mates while trying to get some go juice through hugging?

Also people want to buy Tickle me pink, and a discount was asked for? Dealing with tickle me pink first, then will start writing.

>>36727026
If it's getting discounted, can we also afford to buy Violent Cero with it?

It's pretty much the only damage boosting thing left on the list and we're 2spxp away from being able to afford both it and TMP

>>36726557

> Run into the Halls of Feasting quick as we can
> Begin table surfing while stealing all the liquor and other good food we can stuff in our gob
> Flip some skirts, Paint some mustaches on exquisite art, and generally try to get our jollies up in the chaos
> Begin rhyming at the Norse for being cowards and or convince them to put up or shut up against the giant king
> That should keep him busy until we get ready to rock him senseless.

Will attempt to compose rhyme...

>>36727044
If there is enough support for it sure. You are currently at 33 SPXP

>>36727056

So now comes the sounds of battle
Spears and blood and death abound
Yet on the field of righteous honor
A single Norse cannot be found

Eating, drinking, playing god
Seems the dogs have lost their bite
Sitting in their hallowed halls
While cats and humans take their fight

Come now darlings
Why so boring
Why not give violence a try
Odin's sleeping
Time for keeping
Oaths and Honor
WHO WANTS TO DIE!?

>>36727069
I'll add a vote for violent cero.

>>36727069
Sure. Why not. May as well see just how hard we can make our new HB hit.

>>36727069

Would you view it as a good investment, as opposed to saving for higher order abilities like Abomination Cannon?

>>36726994
>The device is still Loki's and we are basically getting nowhere with it.
That is seriously irritating. Do we still get the brush off when we try to figure out a way around that?

>>36727228
It's a damage boost for all of our cero attacks. How much, we don't really know, but we gotta crank dat beamspam. yo.

>>36727238

We don't understand pseudo science and soul magic. Our group doesn't have anyone who can really step up to the plate in that department either, and pretty much everyone else hates us (Mendel especially).

Beyond that, paranoia has kind of become the name of the quest when it comes to doing anything major. It feels like as soon as we flip on the machine, bad things will happen, so we keep picking the "take it slow" option, which has gotten us nowhere after 50 threads.

I'm not saying the decisions were wrong, but yeah, it's a pain.

>>36727299
Doesn't Jager now know science since she has all her memories?

>>36727363
I'm not enough of a scumbag to tell Jager to get back in the lab.

I don't think anyone here is enough of a scumbag to do that after learning her backstory.

>>36727396
Also won't do it.

>>36727363

Jager has kind of gone into a useless recursion loop that I hope she will find her way out of. As of now, she doesn't fundamentally grasp her powers nor does she seem keen on pushing the boundaries to sort herself out. Azure also seemed to make it clear that trying to push her to connect with those will end in disaster for us and everything we hold dear.

It's an annoying dead end, but the short answer is: No, Jager cannot help us. She can't help anyone until she helps herself.

>>36727299
>We don't understand pseudo science and soul magic. Our group doesn't have anyone who can really step up to the plate in that department either, and pretty much everyone else hates us (Mendel especially).
Doesn't Beefy sorta like us? There is probably at least one sciency person among his family besides Loki.

>>36727463

The Norse could give us a lot of nice things if we play our cards right. We'll have to punch out a frost giant king warped by an old one monstrosity first, of course. Needless to say, this is probably one of our last chances to really get a faction on our side, so I hope we don't screw this up.

>>36727437
I thought she sorted herself out off screen?

Like she's been talking to Mendel for a while and now she remembered who she was.

>>36727507
I wonder if they can see him being corrupted, or if they just see him going berserk for no reason.

Like do we still have to look "up" to see him?

>>36727508

We asked her about her gauntlet, and she basically went "high danger alert" error message on us. She doesn't understand how she made it. It's more of an instinct she taps into when she really needs or wants something, a basic "if the need arises, there will be plot device" sort of thing. However, she isn't terribly proactive, at least not enough to where we are likely to get any functional or constant use out of her ability for our own purposes.

>>36727463
>>36727507
So basically, have the norse help us with the army, use genisis to make a "Hyperbolic army making chamber" so we can skip the "and then they are tall for 6 years" bit.
Oh, and maybe find some way to ensure the twincies won't die if someone sneezes on them.

>>36727566
Yeah, but that was BEFORE she said she remembered everything, which happened pretty recently.

>>36726812
Aren't we supposed to not use stuff that makes the Time God stronger?

I can't see using our fatebreakers being a good idea in a fight against it.

>>36726812
It drains life and turns it into go-juice.

I mean, I don't have a problem with murdering some mook for a pickmeup, but it is an important distinction.

>>36727652
I thought, no wait. Wishbreaker may be a Genie power, but it still consumes a Fatebreaker.

Huh. Maybe we should fix that.

>>36727603

The twincies have been getting stronger off screen. Mom has been teaching them secret bloodline techniques that are probably keeping them up to present par. We just don't have much of an interest in them or Zweity and Whitey since Mom basically told us that they are children, and shouldn't be dragged off to war.

As for hyperbaulic anything, we haven't even made the basic plane yet. It will be half a week before we have even barely enough size, let alone the environmental conditions for home grown hollows. In the end, I kind of doubt we'll be able to manage anything requiring that much time or coordination unless Azure decides the enemies are going to stop kicking out teeth in for a week.

The angel's are at peace while hunting Lucy portals and Mendel "should" have been bargained into a peace treaty to give us that breathing room. However, I have the feeling we might be about to plunge back into another round with her which I really, really don't want.

Hopefully I'm wrong, and hopefully it won't matter because I want our next target to be Hell. It's time to take Hueco back and start un-fucking up the universe.

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“This is maybe bad.” You say as the beast lets out howls of time ripping agony.

Little bit. Thor, what are you doing man? You look up where the sigh was directed towards and see Thor flying in the air. He charges his hammer with electricity then throws it with the force of the greatest of storms! The hammer swings down and the time flesh covered axe hums a strange tune that you know but can’t quite place. It slams into the hammer, and it rockets back up to Thor to collide with his face. You land under him and catch him, those biceps might be bigger than your legs, and then sonido off towards the main building as Thor starts to frown. “You run! We had that beast right where we wanted him!” He explains.

“The tosser knocked your hammer back at you! What were you going to do then?” You ask.

“In the counterattack I learned his weakness!” he explains. “in order to beat him I have to just hit him very hard! Harder than last time!”

“That’s lovely, you lovely sod. But look, we are going to get everyone else in the city to come help us box his ears in. He is part Time Devourer now, and I am not too certain we want to touch him much.” You say.

“Very well, but I am able to move on my own.” He objects.
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“I know. This is my Risa time. Speaking of, just why haven’t you mentioned me that much to your family? I came in here and they were all ‘Risa who?’ Could have at least mentioned me!” You say picking up the semi stunned Ryoko with a fluffy tail as you run by her.

“What? Of course I mention you. Risa Schrodinger, talk about you all the time.” He says.

You hopscotch around wounded enemies, picking up their bodies and draining them with your tails as you go along the way. It helps some. You make your way back into the city, ducking around various small people who are fighting, then set Thor down at a table with an old guy, and some other people, and—“Gornabrious Bopfrod! They are all so fit! Why are they so fit?” You ask. “Especially Cyclops over there! Oi Mate!” You shout pointing at him.

He looks at you, his one eye twinkling with knowledge which could benefit the universe were he to feel it necessary to share. “You have a nice bum! You’re fit!” You say.

The woman at his side looks concerned as you continue to point an accusatory finger at the bearded older gentleman. “A friend of yours, Thor?” She asks.

He seems concerned, but just shrugs. “Aye.” He said aye in front of the guy with one eye. I get it! “This is a friend from Earth. Risa Schrodinger. The Laughing Genocide. Violet Death.” He explains.

“Friends he says. Bit more than that, don’t you think? I helped you catch Loki after-all. Come on, didn’t you mention me even once?” You ask.

“Oh, you helped reign in my wayward son? You have my thanks.” The All-Father replies.

“Not even once? You didn’t tell them how I helped you knock in Loki’s head?” You wonder.

“Pff, what? Course I did. Didn’t I?” He asks the woman next to Odin.

“Risa Schrodinger. Risa Schrodinger. No, I don’t think you did. Oh wait, are you perhaps the berserker girl?” The woman asks.

“You and I are going to have some words, mate.” You say looking unhappy.
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“Tell me what happened on the battlefield.” Odin asks, because you remember Viking lore or comics.

Thor nods. “We had almost defeated the giants, but unfortunately Risa vomited something on their king that seems to have charged him up.”

“Beefy!” You say betrayed and heartbroken.

“See? I talked about you just now, did I not?” He wonders. Cheeky bloke.

“Okay, fine. He got infected by something called the Time Devourer. Very scary thing, but it really isn’t my fault. Time Devourers just sort of happen. We could play the blame game all day long, but the short of it is we either need to rip the time devourer parts out of him, or kill the bastard.” You explain.

Oh! Oh! I have an idea! “Yes, Christmas General Monologue!” You say pointing at your head.

The others look to Thor but he just glances at you then back to them. “She does this sometimes. It’s mostly harmless.”

Anyway, look when the time thingy was all RAWR I R TIME THINGY I LIVE IN STOMACH NOW I GIANT your fatebreakers started shimmering right? Way I figure it there is some resonance thing going on which Jager could explain better, but it means if we were to somehow pin him down then, maybe, you could use your Fatebreakers to just tear the time devourer fragment out of him! “How many would it take?” You wonder.

Depends on how deep in the fragment is, but one or two might work. Three if Bopfrod has abandoned us. “We could save the frost king guy from the parasite?” You wonder.

“Truly?” Odin asks.

“Bit shocked you care. Thought he was your enemy.” You say.

“He is an honorable man. To have his mind and body stolen from him then slain seems pitiable.” He sighs.

Should we try it though? It would mean some risks if we hold him down as opposed to just killing him. Still, could make a second alliance.

[] Just try and cure the frost king
[] We should just kill him.
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>>36727827

> Just try to cure the frost giant king

He is polite. We don't kill polite people who flatter Risa.

>>36727827
When you say it "costs fatebreakers", are we talking about them being gone forever or just used up normal like? Or is it a slightly longer used up thing that would go away after 3 or so threads instead of just 1?

>>36727827
>[] Just try and cure the frost king

>>36727827

[] Just try and cure the frost king

>>36727827
Sure, he might be in our debt as a result.

>>36727827
Well, let's see how the dice like us this fine evening.

[x] Just try and cure the frost king

Cure it is.

Writing

>>36727827
Question: what do we do with the parasite? Eat it again? Shove into a jar and have Jager/Mendel scan it?

Actually, the second sounds good.

>>36727827
>> Just try to cure the frost giant king


Dude was cool, and we gotta stop relying so much on our fatebreakers that make the enemy stronger anyways.

>>36728041
It's probably going to end up bound to our Fatebreaker, sealing it from use, but conferring some other timey wimey thing.

>>36728027

Alright, so the best way to "pin" the giant king is probably going to be to just get into his insides. If Odin has Gungnir, he should use it to pierce a hole. We attach ourselves to Gugnir and bury ourselves in giant guts, taking up only as much space as is absolutely necessary while we try to rip the thing out.

Or would that just kill him? Wait! This sounds like a job for Little Risa.

>>36728077
>loli chestburster

>>36728092
Well... that explains >>36727742
Pic

>>36728077
>Alright, so the best way to "pin" the giant king is probably going to be to just get into his insides. If Odin has Gungnir, he should use it to pierce a hole. We attach ourselves to Gugnir and bury ourselves in giant guts, taking up only as much space as is absolutely necessary while we try to rip the thing out.

Loli Risa indeed.

>>36728077
How giant can we make ourselves?

We could always just wrassle him.

>>36728225
We can get HUEG, we just never do because there's no point. Risa can be just as strong while being small, and most of her damage comes from energy attacks anyway so all getting supermassive does is make it harder to dodge attacks.

>>36728251
>>36728225

Strength not scaling with size is pretty much a killer there. However, if we got with (>>36728077), it would be advantageous to be as small as possible. I wonder how small Little Risa can go.

I wish Azure would point out if this was a stupid idea or not (and I'm the one who suggested it).

>>36728251
>>36728305
It would probably count as the shapeshifting ***** transfer that we never do and move the stars from speed to str or split them between str and dur.

Still a stupid idea since +5 to str isn't really that big from what we've seen.

What I want to know is what happens if, after this works and we recharge, we have Monolog try this on Akira?

>>36728357
Ah fucking shitballs, Monologue. Can't believe I fucked that up.

>>36728357
We don't know exactly how married the parasite is to Akira. It could be glued to his optic nerves or melded to his brain like a tumor.

>>36728386
But at the same time, there's no guarantee we can save him anyway and even death by removal may be a better lot in life than what he has. So the way I see it is that makes him a bit of a science experiment if need be, if Jager and Mendel need more to work with to defeat the beast itself

>>36728386

Believe it or not, I feel for the little bastard. We kind of dragged him on a whirlwind journey, awakened him to the infinite nightmares of the cosmos, and then killed his best friend, then just kind of left and ignored him for most of the time he has been with us.

Azure's made it clear that trying to rip the devourer out of him has a pretty decent chance of killing him. He's also a prophet, so it probably won't even be as easy as what we are attempting here. However, if we can manage it, I think any fate is preferable to knowing all, but being rendered incapable to act or being forced to act in ways contrary to your own beliefs.

Besides, netting a new prophet of our own might be nifty.

>>36728386
>>36728357
We gotta eat a part of the Time Devourer first, and then make him our prophet.

>>36728464
>>36728568
I don't mind killing Akira if its to free him.

I'm just worried about killing the part of Akira that's still trying to get out of the nightmare and accidently handing over total control to the Devourer.

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Ah, probably something that just lasts the thread. “Thread? Spiders? Silkworms?” You ask. Shut your face hole, I ain’t talking to you.

You tap your finger against your chin as you consider the options then sigh. “Well the bloke was a gentleman to me, and I am sure he would tell his girlfriend if he met me on a wild trip to Earth wherein he caught his sociopathic brother. The secret of our love! I ain’t no holla back cat!” You say. Focus!

The others glace around while you compose yourself. “Right, sorry. Side effect of being a monster of phenomenal cosmic power. So, here is the rub. I can probably cure him if the thing isn’t too deep in his body, but the bastard is hella strong. Also the power I plan on using to cure him is limited. At the most I can only use it three times per day,” thread, “and normally I use it to save my own skin. Hell, my bloody combat style relies on it, so I am not too sure just how much help I will be.” You explain.

“Can you not just try harder to have more uses per day?” Thor wonders. “This is not a situation where you can hold back!”
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>>36728684
Well, if we get it out and he dies...well, he dies free, then, right?

>>36728568
I want to save the poor boy.

I mean, if we fuck up we can always send him to the farm where his best friend went to live.

By the farm, I mean Risa's tummy.

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“It ain’t like a muscle. It’s like a piece of food. Once you eat it it’s gone. If I was a good enough girl I might get another on Christmas, but I was pretty naughty. Jager may have had to spank me.” Wait, say that again. “Anyway, it means my combat ability will be limited at best. So I am not too sure how well I can pin him down.” You say.

“Ah ha ha! A most amusing friend. You need not worry yourself, Laughing Genocide, we are more than equipped to deal with a single man.” Cyclops says hefting, think that’s the word, a spear that while fairly unadorned radiates power on part with a strong Angel Blade.

“You sure, because I could go get Jager, and she will be all ‘Risa, stop doing dangerous thing’ then the guy will say something, and she will say something intimidating in German, and suddenly everyone is in camps.” You say.

“We—We got this sensei.” Ryoko says pushing herself up. “That annoying bastard got in a really lucky shot! I’ll see how he likes it when I give him one.” She frowns.

Your group leaves the city and goes towards the wastes without trouble. Once the back half of the enemy forces was destroyed, the forces in the city were able to easily over take the remaining giants. As such the field is empty until you get closer to the devourer spawn. As you get close you see the ground is filled with bodies, some of whom have weird static in their wounds that makes you want to vomit and pee, then pee and vomit on one of those spooky sites Asmodeus is probably into.

You hear time dying in front of you and know you have made it to where you need to be. Scrubs fall left and right to the blades of the spawn, and you become aware of the fact that this is an insane idea. Still, you hold your ground and get an idea for Loli Risa. “Oi, mate. What if you miss?” You ask one eye.
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>>36728668

I remember them saying that we had to rip a piece off the devourer to attempt this, but I figured they meant the piece inside of Akira.

I'd imagine he is being kept alive by one old one parasite and would probably die without a new infusion of old one mojo (or that may only be for original make prophets, who are literally energy constructs). Either way, I second the motion to try to handle Akira. He's a bit of a nearer next goal than raiding hell.

"Taking him out" earns us points with Mendel, and possibly grants us a less terrible connection to his psychic hotline.

>>36728752
Yes, he does.

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He laughs then, a laugh that shakes the heavens, a laugh that can be heard in hell, a laugh that probably turned Ryoko on, whatever that means. He looks at you with a smile and says. “I don’t miss.”

He takes two steps then throws the spear. It tears apart the ground under it, and even has a spin so it has extra power behind it. The spear is in his stomach, that’s just a fact, and the course and the power are simply the icing on the cake. You smell reality obey, you know that this must happen.

Then the eye in his chest shimmers, and reality has the toys stuffed inside it pulled out. You love the Ninja Turtles. Odin misses. The spear destroys a few mountains in the distance, then appears by his side once more. The Ice Giant King wiggles its tongue and idly looks around, as if that shit didn’t even bother him. You think about it for a moment, weigh the pros and cons, then give a sharp toothed laugh and point at Odin.

You laugh without mercy, your eyes filling with tears, and then you start slamming a fist into your knee. You feel like your sides tear, but you can’t stop do you fall on your back while holding them and kick your feet. “Oh Risa, ‘I don’t miss’ but then you threw the bit o’ wood at ‘im and yer bloody face mate! Ah ha ha! Can’t breathe! Ha ha! You acting all like the queen comin’ to see you off on yer warship, but you ain’t got two shillings in the bank!” You continue to laugh and slip into your native slang.

“What the hell is it?” He wonders.

“Time devourer. Facts become opinions around it.” You say giggling and holding your stomach.
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“I had feared life would be unable to challenge me after I gained this spear! We do this the old fashioned way. Soldiers of Asgard!” He calls, and suddenly an army is around you.

All of the valiant dead, and the gods who live in the world beyond the rainbow bridge, pull out their weapons and stand ready at the side of their king. They point at the enemy, and Odin is first to lead the charge against the monster that now stands before you. He swings his spear wildly, adding rune magic to every movement to both keep him safe, and keep the devourer at bay.

The devourer beast spawns small tumorous minions on the ground who lance out with acidic teeth and claws. They spin, and twists in impossible angels, and try to take the life of the All Father, and actually standing a chance since the “fact” he will die because of Ragnarok is being overwritten at the moment. The devourer beast himself is also an enemy to fear. His weapon lashes out several times, and you can see that the king’s already considerable battle experience is being augmented by the monster.

You watch for some time, the scrubs get destroyed, but the stronger warriors and fallen berserkers all stand up despite the insane assault by the frost king. You don’t really see a chance to be a loli chest burster at the moment. He is strong, strong enough to hold them off for now.

[] Join in
[] Hold back. You can’t risk losing a fatebreaker
[] Other, please specify
(4/4)

Seems people keep forgetting Akira is a human, If he dies he will just get back up a second later as a soul, then he can become a shittygami or a hollow we can shove food into

>>36728829
>Holdback, You can't risk loosing a fatebreaker.

>>36728829
Okay, we need an opening if we want to try the loli raid, or straight up mince the minions to get inside him.

Any ideas on how to create an opening with the entire Nordic host on our side?

>>36728829

> Hold back.
> Continue building [Delight]
> Do not leave Little Risa form
> Watch and observe his patterns

Later
> Create an illusion of Odin firing Gugnir
> Let him use his power, then nail him with the genuine article while his power is recharging

>>36728863
>If he dies
His soul gets erased, reincarnated, or devoured by an Old One, because it's spiritual damage, not physical.

>>36728933
>>36728829
Dis knob is brutally kunnin'. I like dis git. Supportan'.

>>36728964
>>36728933
>>36728829

Naw, dis git is kunnin'ly burtal

>>36728933
>>36728829

Also, my plan was for Little Risa to ride Gugnir into the wound, letting the spear pierce through, but staying behind in the cavity. The giant king will want to regenerate quickly from the hit, the overwhelming power of Gungnir will distract him from our spiritual presence, and thus we will probably be able to heal inside of his wound without him noticing for at least a half second.

Otherwise, we would just make an entry wound and crawl in.

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>>36728774
>If I was a good enough girl I might get another on Christmas, but I was pretty naughty.
OH FUCK IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS.

>>36729188

Hope he's kidding about no Christmas presents stuff, though I don't really care for more fatebreakers, to be honest. No sense in having a power that makes the universe yell at you in my opinion.

Maybe we could ask for help dealing with Old Risa.

If you guys have any lewd scenes you want me to write go ahead and recommend them. If I like them I will include them.

>>36729234
Fuck you Fatebreakers are great.

>>36728964
I'll throw in wit' dis here plan. We'ze ain't here to muck about, so letz get stuck in! Littrly!

>>36729234

We might have already tapped out our Christmas quota anyway, what with the murder presents from last thread.

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You hold back, boiling in your own meat suit at the carnage before you. You want to join in. You need to join in! But you hold back, you avoid getting hurt and hurting as much as possible despite it going against your nature. It is torture, right proper torture too. You bite down on your fingers and make sad eyes at the group. You see one warrior get his skin torn off and imagine it was you. You see another slice chunks off a minion and dream of yourself in both roles. You sigh as Ryoko hits the ground next to you as a steaming pile of regenerating flesh.

You glance over at her and see her pull herself out of the ground mid-rage. You reach into your pants, pull out a big ass sword, and toss it to her. “Here, go nuts.” You say.

She takes the blade happily and begins to laugh when she rushing into the midst of battle. She raises the fleshy blade, and you see something like chainsaw teeth whirl to life before she slices down at the time devourer infected monster. He swings out, but the blade strikes true against his flesh and cuts thick chunks off of him.

Good lass. You watch carefully as the forces of Asgard get cut down to a fraction of what they were. You see your chance, so you leap forward as a spear of flesh and dig deep into the frost giant. Your body shivers, all those unmentionable places getting cold again, and you start shifting through the body. You feel muscle and flesh part under your expert ministrations, and the pain of separation is transmitted from the devourer piece into your body. It’s excruciating. It’s lovely.

You finally think you have it when—oh, oh dear. That’s in there deep.

Please roll 1d100 to remove the devourer. Best of first five

We should try to talk the Ice king into fighting the corruption! Minmei Defence GO!

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>36729305

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>36729305

Death to the Wiggle Worms!

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>36729305


>>36729315
I pray you're ironically shitposting right now.

>>36729305
>You reach into your pants, pull out a big ass sword, and toss it to her. “Here, go nuts.” You say.
>
>She takes the blade happily and begins to laugh when she rushing into the midst of battle. She raises the fleshy blade, and you see something like chainsaw teeth whirl to life before she slices down at the time devourer infected monster. He swings out, but the blade strikes true against his flesh and cuts thick chunks off of him.
Where the bloody fuck did we get that thing?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>36729305
Here to save the day!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>36729305

>>36729368

Well better than the rest of us at any rate, and we've got no fatebreakers to burn.

>>36729368
lewd

>>36729305

Kind of sad we didn't get to execute the choppy plan, but on the plus side, it seems we just accidentally, an artifact.

>Ryoko's even worse at sword than we are
>Somehow manages to do ok with it. I think. Probably.
Or maybe I'm just misremembering exactly how bad Risa is with her sword. I'm pretty sure she carved someone up right good with it once.

>>36729366

I think the general answer to that question is "You don't really want to know" because it came from inventory, and inventory has ways that we aren't prepared to comprehend.

>>36729493

As far as Risa being bad at sword, it kind of just came down to a stylistic choice. She had strong unarmed skills and the visceral, cat's claws style of fighting eventually evolving into abomination capoeria just sealed the deal. She isn't great, but she isn't terrible.

Also, if I had to guess, we just gave the girl a warp touched chain sword from the 40K verse.

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69, you lewd sunna boss cat! 31 more to go!

You begin systemically tearing parts of the time devourer off as your fatebreaker shimmers in the background. You pull this tiny part here, and rip that part there until you think you have a pretty good grasp of the creature’s structure. Just as you think that countless bulbous eyes form on the devourer chunk and look straight at you. This can’t be good.

Needles tear into your skin, piercing you in ways you never had any intention of getting pierced. You almost get thrown out of the body, but you manage to hold on as the needles in your body curve and twist to inflict maximum suffering. Nice try creepy eye, we do well in suffering. You dig your long nails into the fleshy mass, and mutate the long painted things in a similar manner; in a manner to inflict the maximum amount of pain.

It reels back and…

Please roll 1d100, best of first five

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>36729556
I thought we just grew an angelsteel chainsword using bullshit shapeshifting powers and then detached it with that power that lets us detach parts.

>>36729583

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>36729583
EXTERMINATE

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>36729583
I'm back to save the day! Sexually.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>36729583

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>36729583
Satanically works too, but we can do better. Probably.

>>36729656
>66
>upside-down buttfucking
Anon, you lewd little birdy...

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>36729622
Has my luck been spent last thread?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>36729734
Well, it was good while it lasted.

>>36729734
To be fair, last thread was fucking awesome luck.

>>36729753

And Azure kind of letting us rip the universe in half with a 100. Seriously, it's like something in the universe just kind of broke. Maybe we hit some unknown threshold.

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You tear out the rest of it, the small fragments of flesh binding them together becoming so simple to see after a little practice. The King leans back, and suddenly loli Risa busts out of the wound on his chest that served as your entry point. You pull against the writhing tendrils that hold you, but finally you manage to throw it to the ground just as you hit the ground.

You push yourself up and make ready for battle, but the tiny thing seems to have given up. It holds still twitching slightly as you look it over, but the creature doesn’t really seem to have any sort of motivation to do anything. You give it a kick just to make sure it is down for the count then look over at the fallen giant king.

He pushes himself up, and his constantly blinking eyes show awareness. He looks over at the both of you and tries to say something, but his speech gets caught in his throat. Odin stand before him tall and proud, and both of them hold a steady glare for a few moments before he nods.

“I am in your debt.” He says.

“Aye, now get the Hel out of Asgard.” Odin replies. I get it!

He nods and pulls way, still rubbing at his chest where Loli Risa burst out with a rubbery tentacles mass surrounding an eyeball in her mouth. It tasted bad, by the way. Your group gathers around the eye, and you have to wonder just want to do with it.

What do with the devourer eye?

[] Eat it
[] Lock it away
[] Obliterate it

>>36729853
>Obliterate it
This feels like something we should not feast upon.

but then again...we have eaten presumably worse.

>>36729853
"You guys might wanna back away, I'm gonna eat this thing."

>>36729853
Obliterate it, it's bad for our tummy.

>>36729853

> Ask the Asgardians if they have any containment unit for dangerous creatures and if they can get it here quick.
> We need to bring this back to Jager because she might be able to use it to help Akira.

>>36729853
>I get it!
Me too, Monologue. Me too.

>It holds still twitching slightly as you look it over, but the creature doesn’t really seem to have any sort of motivation to do anything.
It'll probably be fine.
>[] Eat it

>>36729853
>[] Obliterate it
Pretty sure we're full enough of otherworldy, ancient evil bullshit. Nothing good comes from eating parasites.

>>36729853
EAT! For FUNNZIES

>>36729894
It's kind of difficult to figure out. Like to make Akira our prophet, we need to eat a piece of the Time Devourer, and we have one right here.

But then again, we vomited it up just now, so that casts doubt on whether or not we're able to digest it in the first place.

>>36729853
>[] Lock it away
Maybe we can figure something out about this way

>>36729853
>[] Eat it
No squiggle

Since fatebreaker causes this shit maybe if we eat it we'll get more

>>36729943
>But then again, we vomited it up just now, so that casts doubt on whether or not we're able to digest it in the first place.
That was when it was still raw. We just spent 2 FBs on beating this thing into submission. Should be good to go.

>>36729853
>Lock it

We need to send it to Jager for analysis.

>>36729853
I would say lock it away for people to do science upon so we can find ways to kill the bigger mass.

We could always phone Mendel.... damage control is her domain...

>>36729853

Pardon Azure, before we move forward with this, would you mind clarifying whether we actually have to eat some TD pieces to have a shot of helping Akira? I think there is some confusion here.

>>36729853
>[] Obliterate it

>>36730014
You have not even the foggiest.

come on we've worked hard, rangled us up some good ol' fashion grub' Lets dig right in the that delicious time abomination

>>36730012

I'm not willing to "give" Mendel anything. If she wants to come and analyze the bugger, she can. And when she does, we are going to have a talk about ground rules moving forward.

Anyway, it looks like we are leaning toward eating it. I'd prefer we didn't, but maybe we can save a piece of a piece of a piece of a,... You get the idea.

>>36729853
[] Eat it

>>36730042

You told us the foggiest, through Azzy. She said we had to do something to Akira and TD to effect a change like transitioning him into our prophet. Please elucidate us as to what was intended there, from our or Monologue's in-character point of view.

>>36729853
>[] Eat it
When in doubt, eat it.

>>36730063

Not give her it, just ask her 'scientific opinion'...

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>36729853
>[] Lock it away
Hurrah for SCIENCE!

>>36730189
SCIENCE! is code for "waste time and nothing happens".

>>36729853
>[] Eat it

Rolled 56 (1d100)

I'm feeling that we might need some final destination to decide this.

>>36730209
>18 replies
>23 posters
No, there aren't. I'd still bet money that there's samefagging, but the numbers are still technically within the realm of possibility.

>>36730093
Something like eating the chunk that is pretending to be a god, or enough to divert the prophet flow to you rather than the devourer. Just this little bit? Very much doubt it is even slightly close enough to make Akira even pay attention to you as a god.

>>36730252

I have no idea what the "secure voting" is all about. Azure gets onto people a lot for linking their votes, but I don't understand how removing it makes it a more legitimate vote. Could anyone explain this?

>>36730261

Also, my apologies, I was looking at the "images" number as opposed to the "posters" number. Otherwise I wouldn't bother calling for speculation.

>>36729853
>[x] Lock it away

We had a bad feeling in our tummy, and then we vomited it up. Then it took over the frost giant king. I don't think that eating it is a good idea.

>>36730308

Yeah... Cats eat their own vomit, but I don't think that's healthy in this case.

>>36730295
You can't post the exact same post within the same 5 minutes. If you only accept votes that adhere to the exact rules to give, it's harder for people to samefag. Not impossible, but harder.

>>36730293
In that case, probably better for locking it up for studying.

Might develop some radar to find a bigger chunk.

Already voted lock away, but just as an argument to the eat it crowd, last time we ate an interdimensional parasite (which may be connected here) it had bad effects on us. Besides, it's a bad tasting part, we can at least add salsa or pepper spray first before we eat it.

yeah, on one hand locking it away or destroying it probably would be the most logical thing to do.
But think of the wrongs this jerk has has done us!
Thanks to It, we had to conclude that mendel sort of had a point! That! Will! Not! Stand!
Lets show this turkey whos boss and EAT US SOME TIMEY WIMEY THING

>>36730356

Ah, that would make sense.

>>36730370

As for locking it up, so long as we can actually "manage" to lock it up, I'd say that's our best bet. Eating it might cause problems in the short term, and we can always choose to eat it later if we take it in, alive, for studying.

Keeping a timey whimey god thing trapped, though, is very, very difficult. This thing can leech out of a sealed pocket dimension to sniff out our FB trails. I wonder what it will take to keep this thing still if it isn't perma pacified.

Otherwise we're no better than M.T.V.

>>36730397
>an interdimensional parasite
It wasn't interdimensional.
>(which may be connected here)
It's not connected.


This is like eating the Old One crud that came off of the squad zero goons.

>>36730454
Still need to eat them.

So which first, Hueco, or SS?

I like Hueco better, less Old One to fuck around unless an eyeball possesses the Lord of Flies,

Oh right. Speaking of squad 0, how do you feel about the canon s0 possibly being even more bullshit than HQR s0?

>>36730498

Hueco is my bet. Beelz is a dick that no one likes. He won't be missed, and I'm pretty sure Squad Zero is still far too powerful for us to fight. I'd like to start unweaving this mess from one of our longest standing points of unfinished business.

>>36730498
Think Soul Society if only to clear a path to Great Old Risa while learning how to face old one enemies better, then Hueco.

Before that, though, what about training with the Asgardians since we're here? We could see if we pass Odin yet.

>>36730543
>Beelz is a dick that no one likes.
His family likes him, they just accept that he does stuff that would make people want to kill him and they don't begrudge the killers for doing it. Because angels are weird.

>>36730572

Azzy wouldn't like us killing him, but probably wouldn't hold it against us if it came to that. Lucy could not give less of a shit if we beat him down. It just means he wasn't strong enough.

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You decide to eat it. Seriously?

Your teeth dig into rubbery flesh, and you can taste the eyeball juices freely fill your mouth, spill down your chin, and then fall all over your chest. It is rare for you to think something tastes bad, but this tastes beyond awful. It is horrifying to your gums, to your teeth, to your tongue, and to virtually every other sense. You almost vomit, but hold it down as you wait for options to appear and…

5 SPXP gain!

Fucking hell time devourer, really? That’s it?

Also…

Yeah, this is getting good.

You feel truly sick.

“Well fuck me sideways, ain’t that a kick in the uterus?” You ask looking up before feeling your stomach tighten and you double over.

Odin looks up impressed and, ah, we are not going to pay attention because it hurts too much. You feel too sick to pay attention, and your admittedly lovely eyes which are constantly flecked by dark circles seem somehow more sunken. Normally something horrible would happen, but you showed enough apprehension I will just give it to you and the QM is tired from finals and wants a happy time. “The bloody hell does that mean?” You wonder as your liver rejects you.
(1/2)

>>36730535
Such magnificent bullshit.

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It means you don’t feel well, you silly git. You let out a groan, and Ryoko looks over you concerned. “Sensei? Are you okay?” She wonders.

“My tummy hurts.” You complain.

“Devouring the devourer must have taken its toll. Come, let us retire to the great hall to feast and drink merrily!” Thor offers.

“Uguhhh.” You reply. “Can I take a rain check and just sort of come back?” You wonder. “Not that I don’t like you lot, but my stomach feels rancid.”

“Ah, the warrior needs time to recover! Of course! Should you desire recovery you may return! We can postpone the victory feast for until after you have recovered!” Thor shouts.

“Sensei, hey, stay with me okay? I should be able to make it back here, so there isn’t any rush.” Ryoko says.

Hm, you are feeling pretty awful, and you are the physical manifestation of the out of control Id of a sociopathic hedonist.

[] Suck it up and hang with the Asgards for now. You gots stuff to do with them and you have to look tough!
[] You will vomit on them! Back to your shrine to recover!
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>36730658
Oh damn.
Thanks for the mercy.

>>36730680

Really? No tilde for what was obviously a terrible idea? Mind giving us a mulligan since our power we explicitly paid for didn't kick in. I'm honestly fine with just vomiting this shit up as a furball, SPXP be damned.

>>36730658
God cant believe we actually ate it, it was so fucking obvious it was a bad idea to do so.
Thanks for not smacking us for it though Azure.
>>36730680
>[] Suck it up and hang with the Asgards for now. You gots stuff to do with them and you have to look tough!
Walk it off

>>36730680
You know, it may have been fucking dumb to eat it, and I wanted to just destroy the thing, but it's almost cathartic in a way to eat the thing. Like a big middle finger to the bears. Kinda like when you hurt yourself just to spite someone you don't like.
>[] You will vomit on them! Back to your shrine to recover!

>>36730709
Anon pls. He already threw us a bone by not having us turn inside out and kill everything.

>>36730680
>[] Suck it up and hang with the Asgards for now. You gots stuff to do with them and you have to look tough!

Let Us Drink A Bunch of Godly Alcohol.
THAT SHALL FIX IT!

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>36730680
>[] You will vomit on them! Back to your shrine to recover!

I told you. MMM-mmmm. Didn't I tell you? What I'd tell you? MMMM! What'd I tell you?

>>36730680
OPTION 1!

>>36730680
>You will vomit on them etc etc

>>36730746

No, he didn't throw anyone a bone, nor did he provide us any mercy. Azure probably just forgot to include the tilde and still wants to have a fun time despite us now feeling incredibly shitty. I'm giving him a suggestion for a workaround, before this devolves into another long path to horrible bitching and utter shit when we get reverse, surprise, chest burstered or we get "Time Devourer Syndrome" and try to kill our allies again.

Seriously, I just want to hack that shit up and go back to having a fun time.

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>>36730772
>>36730794
No.

Why? Read what Azure just wrote namefag.

>>36730680
[] Suck it up and hang with the Asgards for now. You gots stuff to do with them and you have to look tough!

>>36730680

>[X] Suck it up and hang with the Asgards for now. You gots stuff to do with them and you have to look tough!

If it's incubating inside of us, that's kind of like a baby. And nothing fucks a baby up more than a ridiculous and unhealthy amount of delicious alcohol.

>>36730680
>You will vomit on them! Back to your shrine to recover!
Maybe just blow ourselves up a little so we can recover.

>>36730680

> [Other]: Rip that shit out of our body.

>>36730709
>>36730817

Again, about the tilde. ~ will only appear on bad choices, but not all bad choices will have ~.

There could be a choice to fill yourself with eucalyptus and go to china which, while a terrible idea, may not necessarily have a tilde. Trust the tilde, but do not rely on the tilde.

>>36730893

I swear Azure, I have trouble trusting you through your endless kaikaku. Can you offer your word that this isn't going to lead to another needlessly complicated debacle that will ruin your quest for pretty much everyone (including yourself)?

Looks like sucking it up and just dealing wins it? Writing now

>>36730817
>>36730946
I can't stand the morons that voted to eat it, but somehow I can stand you less.

I believe in AzureEarth. Go back to spacebattles.

>>36730680
>[x] You will vomit on them! Back to your shrine to recover!

We don't want the TD fragment to possess anyone else.

>>36730946
Oh no, not at all. This pretty much just asks if you want to curl up in Ryoko's lap, or Jager/sin-fin's lap.

You did well, I am not punishing you. It is like when you ate sammiches.

>>36730946
Well, this time is more the vast majority of Anons taking the most gaumless, troglodytic course of action after having by eating the thing our body and our every instinct, as well as tons of context clues told us *not* to eat.

No biggie on Azure. Just, ya'know, Anons being Anons and never learning from their mistakes without there being some horrible consequence attached.

>>36730995
Dont worry anon, Risa chewed before she swallowed

>>36730995
You know, one of these days, we should shove us in a bacta tank and get Jager to wear a sexy nurse outfit.

>>36730817
You have no idea how the ~ works. It's not an automatic no-bad-choices-ever power. Functionally, all it ever does is confirm that the choices presented in mocking language (that should be enough to show that it's a bad option all by itself even if the ~ wasn't a thing) are bad choices.

I don't think I've ever seen a ~ option on anything that wasn't some variation of "drop whatever it is we're doing now and just start randomly blowing stuff up" or "fuck stealth, go punch that strong guy in the dick" or "don't use 3rd release to fight this guy who was kicking your ass. 3rd release is for pussies".

>>36731018

The vote was 12 to 7 against eating it. The split in the vote between capture or kill lead to the stupidest option winning.

>>36731048
Sorry bud, but votes need to be counted somehow.

>>36731048
Perhaps in the future, Azure ought to count options against eating something in one category and votes for eating it in another? That way, when a majority of people vote for *not* eating, then the eaters can go suck a dick, and we won't get punished for their stupidity?

>>36731073

Just pointing out, it was not a vast majority. Really, the choice of eating it lost almost 2 to 1. There also was no secure vote, so we can't be sure there was no same fagging, but that would fall on both sides, if any.

>>36726557
The best time of the week has arrived

Azure said that nothing really bad is gonna happen. Can we just move on now and enjoy partying with the Asgard?

>>36730969

Did we at least scrape some of the leftovers into a baggy? Maybe they can analyze a tentacle or clone it via pill. Really, I'll grab onto anything for this not being a total wash of a perfect bargaining chip.

>>36731125
No, anon. People have to be angry that they didn't get their way because THEY WERE RIGHT and other people WERE WRONG and if they don't continue to tell everyone all about it, people will continue to BE WRONG.

>>36730680
>Thor
>Devored the devoror
>Ryoko

Well shit, looks like I missed a lot these past few weeks I dedicated to college. Guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

>>36731146
>>Devored the devoror
It was only tiny tiny piece.

>>36731146
>>36731163
Nibbled the devourer*

>>36731141
It's more that the voting system was critically flawed in a certain way that allowed for the worst option to win, and that it needs to be changed so that the majority sentiment won't be subsumed by the minority short-sightedness due to design.

At the end of the day, there were way more votes against eating it that were ignored, and having their votes ignored is a sure-fire way to rankle Anons.

>>36731206
Do you want me to retcon? I can retcon if it is such a major issue.

>>36731192
nommed the nibbler

>>36731141

Actually, I'm pretty much done on this one. I had my moment, but I'm past it. Lack of sleep due to finals week is amplifying my paranoia and shortening my fuse, and I apologize for that. In all, I'm still just a little paranoid about parasites. Getting a confirmation from Azure means there's nothing to worry about, so I'll chill while we vomit all over the party scene.

Also, I really don't plan on making a habit of demanding confirmation.

>>36731192
>>36731163
Oah...
At least we still have Thor time. And I'm sure I missed lots of good fights.

>>36731141
>>36731018
>>36731046
>>36731224
>>36731206
Hahahaha
I guess some thinks never change. God bless tg.

>>36731224

If hacking it up is an option, I'm cool with that. We get back to feeling good and might get dead bits for science research. If not, don't rewrite continuity for any of our sakes. I was the loudest with complaints, but it "did" win and I can accept that.

>>36731224
I was just trying to steer the debate after the vote into more productive directions before it devolved into Anons shitting on each other Ad hominem, and offering a way to improve the running of this quest. I'm fine either-way.

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You suck it up, you big baby, and nod to the others. “No! You must party immediately after an event or it loses all meaning!”

“Ah ha! You have grit! Most fortunate! I was worried we would have to carry you back to the world of the living. Come then! Into our castle!” Thor shouts.

-

You follow the group to the overly large castle, and are careful to keep your painful condition hidden. You see several warriors along the way already giving into the raw enjoyment of this world and partying like they are about to die. Even though they are already dead. You see men and women drink, eat, then as time goes on, start doing weird things while naked. Are they trying to eat each other? That is a very strange life to lead but you are not going to judge them for it. You go into the main castle and sit down next to Beefy, he will keep you good.

Slutty blonde slags come in and start pouring booze, but you do not have the stomach for it, so you just give all your alcohol to Ryoko. She hungrily drinks it. Odin stands at the end of the table and clears his throat. “Unscheduled as it might have been, we emerged victorious this day! Let us eat and drink merry, for this day we have won!” He shouts.

You see the boiled goose in front of you, as well as the rest of the actual food, but you are not feeling it. You sip some wine to settle your stomach, then look over the crowd and decide what to do with your time, time limited by your stomach making unfortunate sounds at you.

[] Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.
[] Hit on Thor in front of Sif. He is your man!
[] Get Ryoko to spoil you
[] Other, please specify

Choose one. Your time is limited.

>>36731224

If it comes down to "I want everyone to have a good time", the question becomes "Can I write a fun and engaging scene with Risa feeling like shit and wanting nothing better than to pass out or curl into a ball?" If the answer is yes, go for it. It might be funny. Maybe she'll puke on Thor's lady love. If not, well, you can fix this with minimal effort in a number of ways.

>>36731398


SPECIFICALLY ask if he'd like to help us storm the Royal Realm and kill the fuck out of Squad Zero, since the Time Devourer seems to be almost an abstract concept at this point, while that place was still tangible last we checked.

>>36731398

> Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.
> Ask the giants for their aid, as well
> Speak of the death of Fenrir and the capture of Jormungandr.
> Convince them they need a new glorious destiny

>>36731398
>[] Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.

>>36731398

>[X] Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.

Not right now, but later. We still need to get our own shit in order, after all.

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>Every time I miss the quest for a game session, a shitfit happens

>last pathfinder session, Demon college
>DMing 5E, indigestion

>>36731398
[x] Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.

I really want to demand ear scratches from Ryoko...

>>36731436
That's a vote for talking to Odin, forgot to post the prompt.

The Time Devourer is doing something there, and I don't like it. It might have to do with Akira, assuming that Akira was previously working for the Soul King.

>>36731398
>[] Get Ryoko to spoil you
Priorities

>>36731398
>[] Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.

can we at least wink at Thor?

>>36731452

Not really a shitfit. One anon upset with maybe two angry posts followed by pretty much agreeing to just truck along.

>>36731452
It's just this one guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_LxyhCJpsM

>>36731452

At least there is always Yoruichi butt.

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So, turns out Yoruichi has a little brother, who would also be Yoruichi because that's actually their last name and I don't know either of their first names.

>>36731398
>[x] Get Ryoko to spoil you

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>>36731493
I did scrounge up more CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD appropriate Yoruichi images (some butt, some not butt)

>>36731452
I did miss you my brother of a different mother

>No one else is voting for Ryoko
What kind of dark and sinister HQR have I returned to?

[] Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.
[] Get Ryoko to spoil you

>>36731540

One where we have hopefully made our one stupid decision for the thread and are determined to make some profit on the rest. Best scrub is a best, but she can pamper us any time. For now, we need allies and we are actually getting a straightforward prompt to the punch.

>>36731540

Being sick from eating spoiled time thing has created a spiritual imbalance in Risa, and her logic glands are swelling and overproducing prioritisin-factor-1.

>>36731540
I want to but fucking Time Devourer, man.

>>36731398
>[] Ask Odin to stand by you against the devourer. That is most important.
Can we also ask if he knows someone who can unloki our Lokimatron? That would count as standing by us right?

>>36731579
>One where we have hopefully made our one stupid decision for the thread and are determined to make some profit on the rest
>Profit
I'll just keep voting for the fun options anon

>>36731592
This makes much more sense. Good to hear Risa hasn't fallen off.

>>36731620
>Time Devourer
Oah, that was an option to hunt a time devouter? I guess I'll keep from voting till I catch up.

>>36731652
Nah, just that we need Odin to keep his guard around Fatebreakers that aren't ours. I don't Asgard to end up a desert or Mount Doom.

>>36731522
Anon, that's a girl.

I don't have a single clue what this quest is but that OP picture has caught my eye one too many times for me to just ignore again.

Someone want to give me a brief overview?

>>36731713
You wish it was.
I'm glad it isn't.

>>36731398

Gather round ye Norsemen lads
Let dear Risa tell a tail
Of demon, angels, abominations
Of twisted horrors beyond the veil

Here you sit in quiet halls
Waiting for the end to dawn
Waiting with your arrows drawn
Waiting but the war is won

Yes you see
My lovely dears
The things that drove you
The things you fear
I've beat them down
Or seen them die
Fenrir, Jormun, Loki
Aye

While you've been plotting
I've been plodding
To dungeons deep and caverns old
Seeking, scraping, ever fighting
Till I came to this land of cold

Tell me men of stalwart heart
Can you hear the end come round
Can you hear the wolves abaying
Or is it now they can't be found?

>>36731717
The MC is an insane god with domains in time and flesh abomination type things.. You mission is to survive the end of the world, which you have a heavy hand in bringing around, and have fun while doing it. Big focus on eating other powerful creatures to gain strength. Few friends and many enemies.

School harem slice of life comedy.

>>36731770
Oah god, I'm going though it in my head to a pub song.

>>36731717
We are a hungry ghost cat. This cat has avoided death by having her first friend break time and space for her to survive. In the quest to recover this friend, the cat has has explored the afterlife while jamming up the machinations of God, Lucifer, Loki, and Old Ones with a +250 resist to steamboats.

>>36731802
Also werewolves=lesbians. That is a thing.

>>36731770
...are you the foreverbard?

>>36731717
go to Suptg
go to the archive
type in Hollow Quest Redux in the tag section
start at thread 1

Because AE forgot to post a link to the pastebin with all the info

Should we tell Odin we fed the wolf that was to eat him to our wolfu? That should butter him up.

>>36731904
>pastebin
Fanworks pastebin will be updated before I sleep, swear it on me wooden mug.

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>>36731802
>>36731866
>>36731880
Fucking brilliant. This is exactly my cup of tea.

One last question though, who are the characters in the OP?

>>36731935
He might think that means Jager is gonna eat him.

>>36731944
Risa, Sin-Fin, Jager.

Ghost cat - Spoilers - Ghost wolf.

>>36731770

Fenrir's dead and Loki chained
And so your end has come to naught
For all these years you've gone and trained
Yet there is no battle to be fought

Or is there yet a hell awaiting
For the men of stalwart heart
Will you help me
Will you heed me
Fore Midgard dear is torn apart

Angels, demons, abominations
Things beyond the veil
Ever fighting, ever flailing
Against it all, I won't prevail

So tell me warriors in this hall
Brave proud warriors one and all
Whom legends say once stood so tall
Won't you come and heed my call

The wheels are turning
War is burning
Ever nearer to my shrine
I need a shield, a sword, a bow
More allies to have this back of mine

So tell me men of great renowned
Warriors whose peers can not be found

Those born of blood, iron, and steel
Can your hearts refuse to feel
Fore the end, shall you come and kneel
Or will you stand and fight!

>>36731944
From left to right Risa, Sin-Fin and Jager.

Risa and Jager are also in the second picture if that helps.

>>36731984
good lord man

>>36731944
Some dead Brit, some dead reeeeeeaaaaaaally old chick, some dead nazi.

>>36731944
MC to the left, the two others are best girls. Ryoko isn't there on purpose. Fight me.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hollow%20Quest%20Redux
Check the paste bins on the OPs.

>>36731944
L to R

Risa: our MC
Sin Fin: The long suffering ghost of Eve, yes THAT Eve.
Jäger: aka Jägerbombs, the Dakka Wolf, and our Wolfu. We forced her to eat The First Murderer and Fenrir.

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>>36732016
>Ryoko isn't there on purpose. Fight me.

>>36731984
>>36731770
I might sing this when I get drink enough
I'll post a recording for everyone to admire

>>36732017
Seriously, dude? You just dump major spoilers on the guy like that?

If he was planning to read the archives, you just ruined some shit for him. If he wasn't planning to read them, he probably shouldn't be participating anyway and there's no reason to give him the info.

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>>36732016

>>36732057
Not him, but I've been thrown some spoilers like that before and I didn't remember the names well enough for it to hit.
Or it's just that I'm terrible with names.

>>36732043

One line should read
> More allies for this back of mine

Another should read
> Fore Midgard is torn apart

Meant to change it, but didn't catch it in time. I like to have the syllables consistent with the beat, but I'm a little obsessive

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You decide to go talk to Odin, because you need friends because something something friendship. You close in on him way before he becomes sloshed so you have plenty of time to make your case. “Odin, you lovely old man who is in remarkably good shape.” You start off.

“Oh ho? Flattery will get you nowhere Laughing Genocide!” He shouts. Does no one in his family have any sense of volume control?

“It will get blokes everywhere with me. Lasses too, I ain’t picky.” You reply making Odin laugh. “Listen, that time devourer is sort of a problem, and not just a little problem. A major world ending problem. The universe ends and I am pretty sure you lot go with it.”

“Then what would you ask of me? I am certain a request is coming.” He says calmly, must be because he is a parent he is used to people requesting things of him.

“Help me out a bit. This time devourer nonsense is way over my pay grade, and if I had a choice I would drop it all. With you lot on my side I feel like I would be able to take on the devourer of time.” You explain.

He hums, and haws for a few moments like the important sod he is, then he finally looks at you with a serious expression. The rest of the hall quiets when he says “Okay, we shall aid you.”

“You lousy sod! You would let the universe die rather than—“ You freeze realizing what he said. “What was that now?”
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“Of course I would aide you! You stopped Fenrir from eating me, and showed me the multiverse was in danger from this devourer! I will not stand by while something so twisted takes hold of the world. Ah, that reminds me.” He starts, then glances around cautiously. God damn it you fuck head, our tum tum hurts, I don’t have time for this shit. “Isn’t it strange how the angels seem to be ignoring the abomination?” He wonders, then shrugs. “Not that it matters to me! They can do as they please! Still, it seems a bit strange does it not?”

You have gained the Norse! You can deepen them social bonds now if you want.

[] Who is the tart hitting on your beefy? Claim Thor!
[] You feel awful! Make Ryoko spoil you until you feel better.
[] Ask Odin something (About Loki maybe? What about him?)
[] Other, please specify.
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>>36732152
>Ryoko spoils

>>36732152
>[X] You feel awful! Make Ryoko spoil you until you feel better.

>>36732152
>[] You feel awful! Make Ryoko spoil you until you feel better.

>>36732152
>[] Ask Odin something (About Loki maybe? What about him?)
Lokimatron machine.

>>36732152

> Ask Odin something
> "We need some Norse science to Un-Loki our mod soul generator"
> "Are there any interesting things to eat? Problems I could help you solve?"

>>36732152
>[] You feel awful! Make Ryoko spoil you until you feel better.

"Rub my belly and fetch me a lock of Thor's hair, or just Thor's hair. Preferably head hair but I'll take whatever."

>>36732152
>“Isn’t it strange how the angels seem to be ignoring the abomination?” He wonders, then shrugs. “Not that it matters to me! They can do as they please! Still, it seems a bit strange does it not?”
I bet this has something to do with how the Time Devourer is affecting the universe exactly like how Old Risa is affecting Risa.

God ate an Old One, got hugestrong, and then fell asleep while the infection tried to remove him from time.

Since the Angels are his things he made like how Father John is our thing we made, they are doing shit about TD.

>>36732152

> "Yep, it's pretty weird the angels are ignoring the problem at large. They were hunting its prophet. Actually, can you tell me anything about those?"

>>36732152
>Tell Odin something
"I do have a possible lead on why the angels aren't doing anything, my nemesis thinks that somehow the Time Devourer has a connection to human free will, and thus angels aren't gonna do shit. Also the Time Devourer's prophet said that it was something that has been wished for since the beginning of the universe. Those are clues right?"

>>36732152

I am kind of disappointed that we did not have to drop the dope rhymes on the Norse to seal the deal, also a little sad that Risa the Rhyming Rap Cat has kind of petered out to the point where that sort of spontaneous performance would be out of character. Such is life.

>>36732152
>[] You feel awful! Make Ryoko spoil you until you feel better.
We really need to mark Thor as ours, and we don't get too many opportunities, but Ryoko...

>>36732266

Yeah, pretty sure it's Sin-Fin's first wish made manifest, a simple desire to see everything unraveled and torn apart, to be free of the suffering of her existence laid upon her by god.

>>36732299
It probably is, which sucks because I'd really rather not kill her.

>>36732299
>>36732314
Or it's something like >>36732228

>>36732314
It's simple. We eat god then eat the Devourer. No need to eat the Sinful Fin then!

>>36732370
>eat the Devourer
I think we should probably just destroy it instead.

Tim Edevourer must die, with a side of chips and a drink

>>36732545
Some poor bastard in the phone book is about to have a bad day.

>>36732581
What a life

Still not drunk enough to sing but I assure you I'm working on it bard anon.

>>36732732

Well, I'm certainly flattered, good sir. Just be careful that you don't make yourself sick.

>>36732801
Na, I'm celebrating the end of finals with my roommates as well. I haven't thrown up drinking for years, and I drink a lot. All in good fun.

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“I heard the Time Devourer has to do with the first wish. Any idea what that means?” You wonder as you try and hold down your lunch.

“The first wish? I fear not. Not even I am that old. I am not even sure of whom you could ask about that!” He explains. “Perhaps the lightbringer? Ah, but he is a difficult person to deal with. The one born of sloth knows all secrets, but it is impossible to get an answer from it. Looking at you reminds me of myself when I was young! Rampaging about looking for answers. If you come see me later I might be able to tell you about those days!” He says.

Seems Odin has his own theories, but man your tum tum feels poopy. You waddle over to Ryoko and pull on her sleeve as she drinks another of the long dead under the table. “Ryoko. I dun feel good.” You explain.

“Hey, I am almost done Sensei, can it wait?” She asks.

“No.” You reply clutching your tummy. “It dun feel good.” You almost cry.

She looks at you and then without hesitation nods. “Okay. Just sit tight, okay?”

She raises her hand and looks at the Norse Gods. “Hey fuck heads! This how you treat someone who saved you and yours? Give us a room yeah?”

You thought it wouldn’t work, but the Nose nod to each other, then start moving. They work around here and there until finally they nod. One Norse god wanders over to Ryoko and whispers something into her ear that makes her smile. “Sensei? We got a room.” She explains.

She picks you up, and when everyone lets out a howl or whistle she just shouts shut up, then takes you to your room. You try and contain your pain, but it is really hard. You finally get set down on the bed and open your eyes you unconsciously closed to see Ryoko looking over you. You want to do something for the teenaged girl who is taking care of you, but what should you do?

[] Lewd ~
[] Force her to spoil you
[] Vomit
[] Other, please specify

>>36732875
>[X] Force her to spoil you

>>36732875
>[] Vomit
>this being an option
Hahahaha

>>36732875
>[] Force her to spoil you
Tummy rubs NAO

>>36732875
[] Force her to spoil you

We'll lewd her one day... when we figure out how that works.

>>36732875
> [] Vomit
> [] "Mind fetching me a pale, love? Room tastes like purple and afraid I might not keep meself to meself"
> [] Then let her spoil us while we ask her what prompted this crossplanar journey.

>>36732875
>[] Force her to spoil you

>>36732859
I am right there with you friend.

I will be curious how this thread compares to last thread where I drank minimally

>>36732875
Ask her for a bucket of some kind?

And then vomit.

Maybe then we should... braid her hair? Vikings wear braids, and it's something girls do to bond with each other.

Risa can't understand lewd. She's LoL random. She's got a hard time differentiating between boys and girls. She has a voice that narrates her life in her head.

Risa.. is the shonen protag.

>>36732933

Wish we would have had fun "you want to vomit on everything" shenanigans, once "you are having a genuinely great time drinking and partying with the universe's best" was removed as an option.

>>36732945
We need more lessons with auntie Asmodeus.
Also more of her baking

>>36732875
Why must there be a ~? Why can't we give Ryoko another organ shower? Azzy already told us that's what gets her off so we must be doing something right!

[] Vomit "I am not vomiting, lady's do not vomit."
[] Force her to spoil you

>>36732875
>[x] Force her to spoil you
Belly rubs and ear scratching GO

>>36732875
>Force her to spoil you
She does not deserve to be tilded

>>36732945

I think the LoL random might need to get toned down a bit. It seems like Risa might have more quirks than character at this point, and that might be part of the contributing factors as to why people consistently pick bad options.

They are trying to ask themselves "What would Risa do?", which wasn't our supposed function toward the beginning. Rather, we were supposed to be the reigns that held her stupid in check so she could get productive things done in spite of herself. Now I can't tell whose the horse and whose the blind guy... and I got nothing.

>>36732875
>Other
THE WARP IS OVERTAKING ME

>>36732933
I've been drinking and partying for the past 3 days, this is my off day. I'm pretty happy atm TBH, even over the fact athat I'm fucked for getting into med school and am going to have to change majors. Hope your finals went better them mine Azure. I just enjoy enjoying myself too much to be a med student I guess. No will in me

>>36733047
Don't worry, we're all mad here.

>>36733047
And here we go. I was wondering how long it would take until someone started to complain about Risa being a crazy person because it means unpleasant stuff happens sometimes.

>>36733109

I only care in so much as it impairs our ability to have a better time. Instead of drinking with the Norse, we spent a couple posts grumbling about a tummy ache. Instead of waking up in an odd compromising position with Ryoko that makes us wonder, we are probably going to vomit all over her.

Maybe Azure can inject some humor with that, but it seems like the other road is better, and in general, poor decisions have lead to less fun and more complaints from people, which I don't like listening to.

If failure or incompetence was as interesting, hilarious, and engaging as successes, I would be all for it. However, 1's and bad decisions seem to just land us in the time-our box.

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A better use of posts instead of bitching would be wondering how Risa will make amends with her nubile estranged daughter

>>36733316
dragging her into our universe to play

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You pull on her sleeve. “Spoil me.” You demand.

“Huh?” She wonders.

“Hey, hey! I don’t feel good. I want to be spoiled!” You say. “I want to see cute maid girls kissing, and maybe a bit of whatever comes after? Then maybe I want to be spoiled but slowly.” You wonder.

“Check please.” Ryoko says.

“They do not do checks. Come on, don’t be so sloppy.” You grumble as you tug on her sleeve more.

“It was just an expression.” Ryoko explains as she picks you up.

You feel her hands on your rump, but you do not mind as you let the berserker girl carry you to a room. You wrap your arms around her neck and make strange sleepy sounds as she leads you to a new room. She sets you down on the bed, but you do not let go. She glances at your arms and says “Hey, Sensei? You have to let me go now.”

“No.” You reject that idea at once.

“I can’t go back if you don’t let go.” She points out.

“Then don’t go. Stay. Sleepy. Sick.” You grumble.

“Us sleeping together… it might be bad Sensei.” She tries to explain.

“I don’t care.” You say pulling her down so you can snuggle into her neck. “Sleepy time now.”

You doze off before you hear her answer, but you have a great sleep. You dream of sweet smelling fields under soft ground that you kiss. You dream of the sound of drums, and the love of trumpets! You keep yourself warm in the comforting cocoon that exists around you. You are super comfortable!

3rd release charged
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You wake up to darkness. You worry you made yourself blind again, because that is a thing that happens, but after some wiggling you conclude you are just being held tight. You pull yourself free and see the naked form of Ryoko in front of you happily sawing logs. Partially suspecting you look down and see you are also disrobed. Ryoko makes a funny face and sound, and then you see her eyes start to flutter open.

This will be super bad.

Hollow Quest Redux 118 END

This seems a good place to stop. Still around for questions concerns, comments, accusations, etc.

The true party with the asgard will have to wait till next thread. I am a bit tired. Finals wore me out I guess. Sorry.
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>>36733393

It's fine. We'll get there eventually. Thanks for running.

Anyway, could you tell us what was behind doors number 2 and 3 with capture and kill now that we've bungled those options?

>>36733201
>I don't like that "failure" options aren't interesting, engaging or hilarious.
Ok, that's reasonable. It's always good if a quest can entertain even when you aren't necessarily winning. That is the point, after all, to have fun.
>So the way to fix this is to stop failing.
Errr...
>And to never fail, we need to make Risa be less crazy because that will make the players stop picking stupid shit!
..................................................


You've got a fairly legitimate core complaint, but you've gone proposed a convoluted "solution" multiple degrees away from your actual issue, hoping that it will domino effect into something positive.

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>>36733393
WE DIN DO NUFFIN! SHE AIN'T COVERED IN ANY GIBBLETS OR BLOOD AT ALL.

She REDACTED us if anything!

thanks for running

>>36733393

How many finals were you staring down this time around? Which subjects? I think you swapped to liberal arts a ways back, so I imagine some of it was papers.

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>>36733421
You not being sick during the immediate festival should you have chosen to attend.

>>36733393
Thanks for the thread, and congrats on making it through your penultimate semester.

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>>36733434
Ah, I am trying to make failures outside of combat more interesting so I hope I can fix your issues.
>>36733435
Thanks for playing
>>36733443
A language class, a studies in Latin American fiction class, a Critical Theory class, and some creative writing class which had no final, but was a 3000+ level class which was an easy A, plus starting my teaching classes. I hate them all!
>>36733455
Thank you for playing!