Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questPastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPkYou are John James Green, mutant vagrant.You didn’t sleep well. White shadows shift and quiver in the black behind your eyes, sketching out a strange, phantasmal image of the tent over your head, and the platform beyond that, and the stairs leading up into the Scar. It’s like you’re seeing with your ears, and if it’s permanent it’s going to take some getting used to. So, instead of sleeping, you doze. And you think about things. You think about Laura. You’re not sure how this whole thing happened. It’s clearly been happening for a while. The heart isn’t a light switch. It doesn’t just turn on and off at the flick of a button. You think… do you have a thing for vulnerability, or something? Victoria was kinda like that. She didn’t show people, but she showed you. Your thoughts wind out and in, and, as you slip deeper into the feathery interlude between sleep and waking, you find it harder to stay focused on one thing. The echoed images in your head slip and slide, contorting into strange, sinuous arcs of white fire. You find yourself in many places at once – curled up in the tent, curled up in a mattress, with Victoria, curled up at home (real home). For a moment it’s six years ago and the sun is peeping under the blinds and the Beastie Boys are on the radio downstairs. Then you hear the breathing – soft, quiet, in and out. The hairs on your back stand to attention. There’s someone in your tent. Someone that’s now showing up on your echo-vision.>Present Time: ???>Hunger Level: 5>Current Funds: $1,308>[ ] Freak out.>[ ] Freak out.>[ ] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.>[ ] Keep your eyes closed. It’s a dream.>[ ] Write in.
>>36900986>[x] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.knockin' boots already?JJ a playa
>>36900986>Someone that’s now showing up on your echo-vision.>nowSomeone that’s NOT showing up on your echo-vision.Goddammit that line is not as creepy as it should have been now. Fuck.
>>36900986>[ ] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.
>>36900986>Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.
>>36900986>>[ ] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.
>>36900986>[ ] Freak out.>[ ] Freak out.>[ ] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.Freak out, but quietly. Now, try scent and every wavelength JJ can see.
>>36900986>>[ ] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.take a wiff smell who it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9KAqhbIZ7o&hd=1Sniff, and if it isn't Laura, snikt that bub
>>36901087Laura shows up on echovision though. There's only like 3 people I can think of that could theoretically be invisible to echo. CreeperTyphonThe dragon lady that screamed at us
>>36900986>>[ ] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.and if it's somebody we don't know, blast that guy with our eyes.
>>36901150Pretty sure it's someone with phasing. We'd beagle to hear them making noise (talking and breathing), but it's not like sound waves bounce off them or their footsteps make a sound.If it were the Creeper we'd smell paint chemicals.
I hope its female
>>36900986>[ ] Eyeblast indiscriminately
>>36901150maybe Gabby developed a new power or one of the new neighbors
>>36901224I hope it doesn't kill us.
>>36900986damn, i almost missed this, couldn't sleep so i popped on.Work in the morning but eh, i can cat nap.
>>36900986>[X] Freak out.
>[X] Stay quiet, look up as slowly as possible.You can’t stop yourself from breathing harder. Your heart begins to thud-thud-thud in your chest. Sweat tickles at the back of your neck. You’re suddenly aware of how vulnerable you are, lying there, curled up like a fetus. Swallowing, you begin to raise your head, ever so slowly, ever so slightly craning upwards, just for a brief glimpse at the intruder. It’s dark. You see him cut in shades of black and nighttime blue, squatted at the end of your sleeping bag, hunched like a primitive, like a caveman inspecting his flint. The way he stoops to one side, his back arched, reminds you of something your mom showed you, a long time ago – Goya, Saturn, the figure half-submerged in the cavernous void of night, its form muscular and tall, yet somehow wretched. He must be tall, and broad. You can see the curvature of his muscles, see the way they bunch and strain against one another. He faces away from you, his body moving only very slightly, a shock of wild hair upon his head, his hands cupped as if holding something precious, or something sacral. You can’t smell him. He has no scent. You can’t hear him. Not in the way you usually can. He breathes, quietly and evenly, but he has no pulse. There is no rhythm to his blood. There is no sound as his feet shuffle very slightly against the fabric of the tent. Suddenly, he stops moving, and – your heart seizes in your chest – his head begins to turn towards you. You can’t see his face. It’s too dark.But his eyes are like stars, cold and vast and utterly pitiless.>[ ] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent.>[ ] Scream like a girl.>[ ] Accost this man, with your fists.>[ ] Go invisible and jump out of that tent nowww.>[ ] Write in.
>>36901340>Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent.
>>36901340>>[ ] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent.
>>36901340>>[ ] Go invisible and jump out of that tent nowww.Run crack bitch, runnnnn
>>36901340>[ ] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent."a polite guest would knock first"
>>36901340>[ ] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent....Dream?
>>36901340This is either a dream, insanity, or an apparition.Or some asshole
>>36901340>[ ] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent.>>36901380Probably. I imagine JJ gets some freaky ones since the daemon battle.
>>36901340>[ ] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent."Can I help you...don't eat me."
>>36901380>>36901397well, CJ said he has been drinking...
>>36901340>[ ] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent.If he wanted to kill us, he would have done it by now.Might be Typhon, but meh. At least he likes us compared to the other enemies JJ has.
>>36901414>>36901423No, I mean THE Dream.The Endless.
>>36901340>The Ghost of Christmas Hobo-Hypothermic Death has visited you this night.Nope. Runaway!
>>36901340Noooow we>[ ] Eyeblast indiscriminately
>>36901378>"a polite guest would knock first""How would you knock on a tent?"
>>36901461the ground is hard isn't it?
>>36901432well. Like in the creepy way people who have overt obsessions like things.>>36901461Carefully.
>>36901340>[ ] Scream like a girl.
>>36901438I don't know, could be DESTINY. Though no book was mentioned.
>Saturn devouring his son>Francesco GoyaJesus Christ how frightening.
>>36901438Oh. Well this is going to suck for JJ.
>>36901494>creepy obsessionAt least it's not instant "I SEE YOU! DIE NOW, FUCKER!" hate. We can work around creepy desire, or try to, at least.
>>36901516Yeah, Destiny always has his Book. Plus there's mention of hair, I don't think I've seen Destiny with hair.
>>36901535Considering how most mortal interactions with Endless usually go, yes. Very much so.
>Its a wonderful life bit>everybody's life quality has no noticeable difference one way or the other>JJ wakes up in a puddle of urine>its not his
>>36901670Hobo Santa would leave JJ a bottle of Jack and a brand new shopping cart.
>>36901729You know.. it's sad.. but That's more than anyone else has given him.
>[X] Ask this fine sir why he’s in your tent.You blink slowly, your muscles tightening, preparing to move quickly. The veil of sleep is still pulled tight over your eyes, blurring the edges of your vision.“This…” Your words feel like they’re kicking up dust. Like the dark around them is miasmic somehow, and doesn’t appreciate the intrusion of new densities. “…Pretty sure this isn’t your tent.” You wait, watching in slow, torturous silence, as stares without response. Eventually, his mouth opens. What emerges… comes from everywhere. You flinch, your mind keening, as a sound like static crowds in on you, seeming to quake the very air. It warbles up and down, seeming to constantly fall in pitch, forever deepening, forever descending, sinking to decibels beyond the range of known acoustics, and further. You feel sick. You feel – “Adrenoleukodystrophy-p17adrenomyeloneuropathydemyelinating-metachromaticlysomalautosomal-leukodystrophy-centralnervousystem-cerebrotendineousxanthomatosis”– You reel in and out. The world blurs. You fall like a stone. You – You blink. The light is different. The fabric over your head is lit by the soft, greying light of winter’s morning, its glow diluted by its descent into your underground abode. You can smell someone cooking outside. Pork. Carrots. Beans. The echo-world sketches out Noriko and Gabby, sitting not far from you, a stove bubbling between them. That… You rub your forehead, still feeling a little tense.That was incredibly real. >What you doin’ this morning? >[ ] Chilling. Talking to peeps.>[ ] Exploring the Scar a bit.>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away. >[ ] Section yourself, you’re clearly going insane.>[ ] Write in.
>>36901859>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away.We promised Peter.
>>36901859>>[ ] Section yourself, you’re clearly going insane.
>>36901859>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away.you made a promise JJhas SENSES gone too far?can we see the astral plain?
>>36901859>Shadowing that Harry kid that Peter's worried about.
>>36901859He.. sorta spilled a shit load.. of.. medical conditions?>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away.
>>36901859>Celebrating christmas with a your good friend, Mr. Jack Daniels
>>36901859>[ ] Chilling. Talking to peeps.We should wait so we get there around when Harry would leave school. No sense waiting around all day.
>>36901859Eat, see how Laura is feeling after yesterdays thing, then midtown.
>>36901859>Head to Midtown High straight away.
>[x] Head to Midtown High straight away.
>>36901859>“Adrenoleukodystrophy-p17adrenomyeloneuropathydemyelinating-metachromaticlysomalautosomal-leukodystrophy-centralnervousystem-cerebrotendineousxanthomatosis”–Science babble. Might be important. Can we write down approximately what we heard?Also:>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away.
>>36901889>can we see the astral plain?"...There's a lot of ghosty-grass here."
>>36901859>>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away.
>>36901859>>[ ] Chilling. Talking to peeps.Before heading out, can we ask peeps to gather intel around the scar? We can't make it to all places during the day. Also redistribute wealth.
>>36901859>>[ ] Chilling. Talking to peeps.Ask if someone knows anything about our new neighbours>>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away.
>>36901941http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenoleukodystrophyhttp://ulf.org/adrenomyeloneuropathy-amnhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demyelinating_diseaseBlah blah blah. It just read off a list of conditions.
>>36902032Good idea!Ask our friends to go around, meet and talk to new people for us.
>>36901941Adreno = adrenolin, leuko = blood related. dystrohpy = degeneration. p17 is a regulatory protein involved notably in the cell cycle, myelo = bone, neuropath obviously means to do with nervses, demyelinating is related to neural diseases, meta = metaphase of cell cycle, chromatic = related to chromosones, lyso = lysozomes? lyzimes? Its just genetic disorders really.
>>36902038ghost of pep pep or did he evolve to plain of higher existence and escape his flesh prison?
>>36902032Would give others stuff to do. Figure Layla would be really good at it.
>>36902058Probably a list of shit JJ's strain or whatever cured in all those patients.Or.. what JJ will eventually fall apart and die of.
>>36901859>[x] Section yourself, you’re clearly going insane.
>>36901859>[ ] Head to Midtown High straight away.
>>36902058>JJ's mom was sick as shit>JJ's dad used JJ as a lab rat>JJ's genes are fucking amazing, the mutant gene is at full power>nigga listed off a bunch of genetic conditions>last time we dreamt of dad he did the same shitSo, I'm guessing JJ's dad saved JJ's ass real hard by activating his mutant gene and kicking it into "AHHHHH EVERYTHING IS WRONG FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT" mode
This has been bothering me for a while now, but don't we have night vision? We should at least be able to see better in the dark.
>>36902091Its just his father's talk recycled back through the lens of a young child.
>[X] Head to Midtown High straight away. Blinking the sleep out of your eyes, you check your watch.>9:25 AMNot too early, not too late. That’s good. You had that stuff to do today, you gotta – your train of thought goes on hold as you yawn – find that kid Peter was on about, Harold, Henry, Harry. You clamber out of your tent, waving to Noriko and Gaby. “Hey.” Says Gaby, watching you closely with those familiar eyes of hers. She looks sort of concerned, but she usually does. “Are you, ah, alright? You were making noises last night…” Huh. You shrug.“Yeah, just…” Bad dreams. Gibberish. None of that made sense, you can’t be lysosomal and autosomal. Those words don’t go together, they describe totally different… different… You pinch your nose as a brief, particularly dense sort of migraine settles in, kicking up electrical storms in the front of your head. It subsides quickly, leaving a faint ringing in your ears. “…nothing.”…What were you thinking about a second ago? >Hunger Level: 6Oh yeah. You were thinking that food they’re cooking smells good. Mmmm, yeah. >Willpower Check>DC 16
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>>36902141I'll miss you guysI hope they taste good
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>>36902141You alright JJ?
>>36902141I wonder if this is willpower to not eat like an animal or willpower to ignore the food and get going.
.... we should up photosynthesis pretty soon
>>36902091>Or.. what JJ will eventually fall apart and die of.JJ dying would end up like pic related.>>36902201Or we could, y'know, stop to eat every now and then.
>>36902201We should probably just remember to eat before bed
>>36902216>>36902201The OP did say>Hunger Level: 5
Photo 3 this thread?
>>36902392photo 3, subderm 3 or wings 3.All the best choices at the moment, since it makes them very useful.
>>36902161>14>nopeYou know what? You think you’ll catch a bite to eat before you’re off. You sit down, rummaging through various bags of produce. Eventually, you manage to get a few strips of bacon sizzling, which you wolf down at record pace. Then it’s time for chicken – you set the stove to a low boil, and get that cooking. While you wait, you help yourself to a bunch of Snickers. They’re delicious. There’s tomatoes, too – just a few, but enough. You bite into them, a wave of pure bliss passing over you as you take your first bite, the juice running down your chin. Chicken’s taking a while to cook. The last tomato disappears and you reach for the final pack of bacon, slicing it open with a flick of your claws. Its cold, but its meat, and it coaxes a sort of dawning, atavistic heat up from your belly. “Dude.” You stop, the last scrap of bacon sliding down your throat. You realize that Noriko is staring at you. Gaby, too. “…Are… are you sure you’re alright, John?” You swallow. No. No, you’re not.“I’m… I’m fine. I think I need to eat more after I’ve done some healing.” Feeling somewhat embarrassed and a bit exposed, you wait for your chicken to boil to readiness in silence, constantly fighting off the urge to burst open a pack of potato chips. You can’t help but notice that, despite the size of your last haul, you guys are running low on supplies already. Dammit. >[ ] You’ll pick up supplies on your way back.>[ ] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.>[ ] Write in.
>>36902392No.I'm not giving up on that detachable dick.
>>36902392Why?It's our fault for not getting a bite to eat first, anyway.
>>36902438>>[ ] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.
>>36902438>[ ] Pick up supplies on the way back>[ ] Write in.Ask them to go meet some people in the Scar. Jono's group, the guys near our camp, etc.
>>36902438>[ ] You’ll pick up supplies on your way back.>[ ] Write in."I shoot lasers now. I think all the new powers are wreaking havoc on my metabolism or something."
>>36902440If you save up to 100 you can get rainbow cum, too.
>>36902438I like to imagine that JJ used agility and just ate all that shit within seconds
>>36902494Rainbow flavored or just rainbow colored?
>>36902438>[ ] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.Leave extra for whatever else JJ thinks they should get besides food.
>>36902494Does it change color or is it rainbow striped?
>>36902438>[ ] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.Get Lucas to do it.
>>36902438>[ ] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.Chances are we're going to get caught up in some bullshit again and come back injured and without food. Just let them do it.
>>36902445Werent really given the option last thread.Too busy getting our shit wrecked by Laura.
>>36902527Changes colour, obviously.>>3690251550 extra for the taste. Or you could spend those points on giving your rainbows OPTIC BLAST force. Your choice.
>>36902438>[x] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.Kevin's been keeping us afloat. Gotta pitch in too. Askthem to get some cocoa, I loves me some hot cocoa in the morning and I know Laura will too.Hope medical knowledge was the only thing science bro Joseph gave us.
>>36902573so save up 200 XP it is
>>36902438>>[ ] You’ll pick up supplies on your way back.>>36902573When you say optic blast force, does that mean equal force, or would upgrading optic blast actually improve our rainbow penis?
>>36902573Just imagine Laura blowing JJ and then finding out his cum both changes colors, and tastes like the rainbow.I think she would fully give up on trying to understand how JJ's mutations work
>>36902646it'd be like that one scene from the first Scary Movie....
>>36902438>[ ] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.Seeing as Kevin, Gabby and Nori don't exactly bring food to the table, they should at least pitch in the chores.
>>36902647Do rainbows taste like Skittles?
Who the hell eats a plain tomato? There is something seriously wrong with this man.
>>36902763>Who the hell eats a plain tomato?I don't, but I was under the impression that it isn't really uncommon.
>>36902691No, they probably induce a state of synesthesia where sensory inputs become misdirected. Hearing colors, tasting music, seeing tastes, etc. at least that is how I'd play it.
>>36902133I've noticed that as well. I think the last time I noticed that JJ wasn't seeing as well in the dark as I thought he'd be able to was when he was coming up on those thieving newcomers a few threads back. Sometimes it seems like his night vision isn't very improved at all.
>>36902763funnily enough, tomatoes are part of the night shade family, and were thought poisonous, until one guy dared that he could eat a whole basket of plain tomatoes and not be harmed.
>>36902804Sounds like a hell of a time.
>>36902438>>[ x] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it
>>36902804That sounds like the best drug ever.
>[X] Leave some money and ask someone else to do it.Getting up, you shuffle out $200 cash (Noriko’s eyes bulge a little at that sight) and set it down by your supplies. You ask the two of them if they wouldn’t mind heading out to round up some supplies, and feel a little insensitive when Gaby points out, looking rather sullen, that it should probably be Noriko. You’ve been around her so much, you kind of forgot that she was… well… yeah... Luckily, Noriko swoops in, saying she’ll head out with Layla at some point. You say goodbye and get going. Outside, the snow is thin and fragile in the air, barely there at all. It was heavier than it’s been for a while last night, but now it’s barely noticeable. You trudge through the ruins at a hurried pace, flicking through a long trail of old memories in your head. You kinda know Midtown. You remember it being further up in Queens, to the North. You didn’t go there often, but where there were kids, there were customers, and there was always at least one senior distributing dubious materials on Creeper’s behalf. You’ve no idea if that’s still the case, though you’d guess that someone’s still up to similar villainy, even if it’s not on Creeper’s payroll. Nothing you can do about it, really – kids are repeat customers of the worst kind. You could crucify their dealer and another’ll step in within the week. Well, anyhow, you should really be concentrating on which way you’re going.>Navigation Check>DC13>+4 bonus
>>36902866Even more reason for people to be all up on that hobo dick
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>36902763>dat slightly acidic and sweet taste as the juices gushing from the wound cake your face like blood from a fresh killwtf man
>>36902647She'll have to get around the barbs first.
>>36902922How much to make the barbs excrete an aphrodisiac?
>>36902922...being JJ really is suffering.
>>36902946I am become sex, fucker of worlds
Forgive if I forgot something but do we even know what Harry looks like?
>>36902922Is his Penis really barbed?
>>36903028He might refer to the detatchable model. I hope.
>>36903027In character? No.Out of character? Like he does in Spectacular Spider-Man.
>>36903027Nope.We know he is Osborn's kid tho, so just look for the weird stripy hair.>>36903028That joke is just flying you by isn't it?
>>36902946A highly addictive aphrodisiac right?>tfw getting noriko addicted to hobo dick
>>36902922Can we trade in the barbs for this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis
>>36903087>tfw JJ tastes the aphrodisiac not knowing what it is
>>36903141Why would he do that? Like If your dick grows barbs and that are coated in some weird ass fluid, you don't fucking lick it, you call the doctor, you fucking rub lotion on it, you hide it from the nurse at penis inspection. Anything but taste it.Shit was on your dick yo
>>36903141>"My dick has grown barbs and covered in unknown fluid">"I think I'll sample it!"I always thought the suck your dick thing was a joke....
>>36903071Nope I took it as joke, but with how horrible JJ's life is it had the possibility to be true. I'd like to take this time to thank everyone for talking about dicks when I was introducing my friend to the quest.
>>36903246Why not show him the first thread and tell him to read from there?
>>36903239There are some fucked up people in the world, and sometimes jokes and sarcasm get taken literally on the internet.>>36903246Your welcome. Its mainly because CJ is drunk enough to fuel the dick related questions. Holiday spirit yo.
>>36903263Because he asked what I was reading and I showed him and then dicks. I've recommended him to read from the beginning.
>>36902915>18>buenoMan, you remember this route better than you thought you did. The sheer distance still necessitates a good hour and a half of solid walkies, but your memories just flow back to you. Could be a mutant thing, that. You remember something in Biology about certain stimuli being triggers for memory, even if you don’t, like, consciously even associate them with anything anymore. And your net for stimuli is pretty huge. You slow to a trot as the school rears up along the street, glancing down at your watch. >12:45 PMIt’s your standad learnin’ pit. It has walls, big green yards outside, some big doors, lots of windows… You stop on the opposite side of the street. There’s a few kids outside, arranged, as required by the law of the schoolyard, into clearly defined groups, but they appear to be slowly drifting back into the building. You guess you’ve caught them near the tail end of lunch. It occurs to you that you have no idea what this Harry kid looks like, or even what class he goes to. Hmmm. >[ ] Ask a kid where you’d find Harry.>[ ] Ask a kid where you’d find Peter. They’re probably in the same class, right?>[ ] See if you can find Peter’s friend, Gwen or whatever. >[ ] Just inviso your way in and you’ll go from there.>[ ] Write in.
>>36903343>[ ] See if you can find Peter’s friend, Gwen or whatever.
>JJ sees the stripy hair>invisiblelaughter.jpg
>>36903343>[ ] Write in.call Pete and ask for deets
>>36903028...Do you want it to be?You never can tell.
>>36903196>>36903239Unsurprisingly, I didn't think deeply into it.
>>36903370just do this
>>36903343>>[ ] Just inviso your way in and you’ll go from there.We'll just listen for the word 'Osborn.' How many Osborns can there be?
>>36903343>Just inviso your way in and you’ll go from there.
>>36903379I'd rather it be detachable and have wings, to be honest.
>>36903343>>[ ] Just inviso your way in and you’ll go from there.>>36903379Imma go with no.
>>36903379Sure, Why not?
>>36903370what if he doesn't pick up the phone? Invisi your way in and look for Gwen.>>36903379http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenes
>>36903379Wait a second. What is the barbed penis like during riastrad?
>>36903343Supporting this:>>36903370if He doesn't pick up:>[ ] See if you can find Peter’s friend, Gwen or whatever.
>>36903379I don't want it to be.
>>36903513He's kept it on during class both times we called before, why start turning it off now?
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>>36903660Great, hopefully this is for JJ.
>>36903660really wish this had come about sooner...
>>36903692Getting beat up ended alright.
>>36903692>>36903718We still got fight bonuses against Laura.That'd come pretty good if she goes trigger scent again.
>>36903741We should steal a fire hose for next time. IIRC we used a hydrant to stop her the first time.
>>36903741Trigger scent Laura is not nearly as dangerous as her being herself and using her training.
>>36903702they probably think we're just a friendly neighbor hood drug dealer and not a filthy mutie
>>36903741we'll just lick the trigger scent off her
>>36903910We're lizard not cat.
>>36903660Wrenloft, you are like the emissary of the dice gods man, in all their terrible logic and glory
I'd love to see either JJ or Lucas telling Harry this>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKhKFv_6jWg
>>36903718Yeah, I mean, we realized we loved Laura. Lets just hope OUR vulnerability didn't scare her and cause her to leave us entirely for fear of causing us more pain
>>36903974Don't worry. I'm sure we'll get a barbed tongue to go with our penis.
>>36903379Unless Victoria's cooch melted off the barbs, I'm thinking JJ either doesn't have barbs on his dick or his barbs come about when he brings out his claws
>>36904044Doubtful, we are already up shit creek, leaving solves nothing.
>>36904044>cause her to leave us entirely for fear of causing us more painShe's socially inexperienced, but I don't think she's retarded. It's not like she'd be unable to understand how she hurt JJ. She probably just won't go all brutal during training again.
>(1/2)>>36903661>18>excellente>it was a social stealth roll by the byYou dig out your phone and send a call Peter’s way, but there’s no reply. Damn. Well, you don’t look too out of place, do you? Minus a year or two you ARE a high schooler, and Victoria always said you looked younger than you are, and you’re, like, malnourished and crap, so you should be able to blend. Your clothes are a bit thrift store, but that’s just grunge, right? Grunge kids are still a thing, yeah?Even if they’re not, there’s gotta be some other pseudo-hip word for kids that can’t be bothered to shower regularly.You stroll onto the green, trying your best to look nonchalant. It seems to work, mostly. You get a few kids looking your way, but with your hood up and your shades on, you’re probably just a new kid that happens to be a big fan of Hawkeye (that one costume in particular, the one with the hood. That one was cool). The babble cuts through in snippets, flowing through the air around you, and you can’t help but smile at some of this inane crap. It reminds you of old times. –“but then she was like, ‘no, mom, I don’t got to’”––“You see that shit Harrison’s wearing? I can’t believe”– – “Whoa, dude, check the news. Spider-Man’s fighting some, like, weird”– –“kinda cute, in a greasy sort of way. Is someone’s brother? I haven’t seen”–
>>36904159Oh, if you meant that she'd leave so SHIELD and the others after her wouldn't go after JJ - that wouldn't work and she knows that. JJ is in too deep already.
>(2/2)As you make your way through the crowd, you catch a glimpse of blonde hair bobbing toward the doors, and you set eyes on Gwen as she dodges between a pair of big dudes in varsity jackets. You jog after her, waving a little. “Gwen!” You try to call out as quietly as possible. You want to catch her before she heads on inside. “Hey, Gwen!” For a moment, she looks utterly nonplussed, staring out into the crowd, before she catches sight of you and her eyes widen. “…Hey, guy. Uh… are you supposed to… I mean…” “No, definitely not.” You say, quickly, stopping beside her. “I’m just here because…” >[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’. >[ ] He left something at his desk. You can follow her scent back to their classroom.>[ ] Write in.
>>36904245>[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’."So, mind telling me where he is? Or giving me his address? I tried calling Peter for details but he's busy, I think. Didn't get an answer."
>>36904191CJ, we rolled a 20>>36903660but whatevs>>36904245>[x] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’. maybe Gwen knows
>>36904191um Crusty we got a 20, not an 18
>>36904245>[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’. I thought we got the 20...
>>36904191Shouldn't that be a 20?
>>36904245>[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’. >>36904273>>36904282>>36904291>>369042931s and 20s in top 5 are used. so the 1 canceled the 20.
>>36904245>[x] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’. Parker luck, work through us!
>>36904191Crusty are you pissed out your mind? We got'sa 20>>36903660
>>36904273>>36904282Weird, I could've sworn I typed 20. Oh well.Either way, you didn't get assailed by teachers/jocks/whatever.
>>36904245>[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’.Not her business, but we're likely to get something from her.
>>36904303Oh.. okay. Sorry for the one.
>>36904303>>36904307since fucking when?
>>36904303>>36904307What? When has that been the case? I've never seen that be the case
>>36904245>>[x ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’.
>>36904245Just say we're doing a favour for Pete. No need to complicate things or give her unnecessary information.
>>36904303>>36904307No it's not, you dumb cunts>>36904323Crusty admitted he made a mistake
>>36904307>>36904303you guys are so new it fucking hurts
>>36904303first 3 fool.
>>36904359>>36904346>>36904341>>36904375>>36904377Your a fucking idiot by assuming that.and that hurts.Was that way for a long time in the quest. If its changed then i missed that. Not that it matters, it passed anyway.
>>36904245>>[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’.
>>36904416Holy fuck you're fucking high as a kite man, the roll sequence was20, 18 and 14>>36903660>>36903661>>36903667
>>36904245>[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’.What would lying get us, anyway?
>>369044161 was the fourth.>>36903660>>36903661>>36903667>>36903669
>>3690441620 >>3690366018 >>3690366114 >>369036671 >>36903669 It's 20
>>36904245>[ ] The truth, Peter asked you to look out for ‘Harry’.
>>36904454Ah. My mistake.I didn't see the 14.
>>36904416you blind? the rolls were 20, 18, 14the 1 came in 4thI could have let it go if you were new>>36904414so you just can't count
>>36904416thread one phasebro here, everyone needs to chill. cant we all just like, relax, be friends, and purchase healing vitae?
I wonder what Laura is up to?schlicking to it to JJ?
>>36904494Evidently you make a brick look positively sparse in density. For a long time it was first three count, but crits in 4 or 5 played in. Plenty of times tg cursed the dice gods for it too.
>>36904558>healing vitae>enemies punching us are healed through our blood splashing their facekek
>>36904575Nope, still bawling over how horrible she thinks she is
>>36904584When? When the fuck has that ever been the case? Please quote the posts in the archives
>>36904575Nope. She's confessing her feelings for Pixie. JJ made her realize she had to stop living in the past and take a chance for someone she cares about.
>>36904584I really don't think that was ever the case
>>36904575Getting fisted by pixie
>>36904584>but crits in 4 or 5 played in.No they haven't.I'm the guy who didn't see the 14, and even I know that.>>36904575>I wonder what Laura is up to?Thinking of committing suicide, probably.
>>36904612Get the fuck outta here Lando, no one asked you you filthy traitor
>>36904584>tgYou missing some keys?
>>36904638Han shot first
>>36904596Psh, they'd never touch us with Agility 5, which we are getting first because getting Healing Vitae beforehand without Photo 4 would be retarded
>>36904665It says first three rolls count, Nat 1s and 20s override each other. No where does it say he counts the 20s and 1s in the first five rolls, just the first three
>>36904686And you, I don't want hear it QuigonGIN, you boozed up motherfucker.
>>36904665You just keep getting stupider or your trolling is becoming more obvious.He was saying critical success or failures trump the other numberThere have so many damn times where a nat 20 came in 4th and even more times when we just barely missed getting a nat 1
>>36904711Yup.I was wrong. Seems i was thinking of another quest. Least i provided proof of it.In my defense, it is 2:44 in the morning for me.>>36904743Still an asshole tho.
>>36904765PPQ? Sorry Cosgrove isn't here friend.
>>36904765welcome 4chan, learn to banter or fuck offgo to bed
>>36904785Probably. I remember allot of glory to Satan images for it.
It was just a typo, nothing that would have altered the post. Lets just move on and sperg about what powers we want like always.
>>36904828Kinesics. Anyone who doesn't want it can go ahead and leave.
>[X] The truthWell, you might as well just come out with it. It’s not like it’s a giant secret, right? Peter talked about Harry like his previous encounter with the bad juice was a relatively well-established fact among their circle of friends. And it makes sense that they’d all be concerned. When you’re done relating your tale, Gwen just frowns, her gothy makeup stuff making the expression about three to four times more scowly than it actually is. “He really asked you to check up on him? Seriously?” She shakes her head a little, an eyebrow thoroughly raised. Hey, you know, she’s kinda got the same style Laura had when you first ran into her. You thought it was sorta ridiculous back then, but it could grow on you. That choker she’s wearing would probably look pretty good on– “That’s weird. I mean, I get it, but 24/7 surveillance is a bit heavy duty. What’s he gonna do when Harry goes home, just stick to his shadow all night?” Yes. No. Well, you might. Maybe. If it comes to that. You neglect to mention it aloud, of course. You shrug. “He seemed really worried, I guess.” She sighs a bit, but seems to accept it, and gives you a weird, sorta suggestive look. “Peter, eh?” She says, her tone mimicking that of a long-suffering drawl. “Well, he’s in my class. You can, I dunno… tag along, I guess. In”– She glances back and forth, lowering her voice a little –“Invisibly.” You nod. She waves, rocks a little uncertainly on her heels, and heads in. You sidle a little ways away from the school before shifting out of sight and looping back.>[ ] Try to actually get into the classroom. >[ ] Stand outside.>[ ] Stand nearby. >[ ] Write in.
>>36904823Sanza's like fourteen you sleazy cunt, quit projecting your salacious lust on her!
>>36904888>[ ] Try to actually get into the classroom.
>>36904888>>[ ] Try to actually get into the classroom.
>>36904888>[ ] Try to actually get into the classroom. Free education!
>>36904888>Try to actually get into the classroom.
>>36904888>[x] Stand outside.Echolocation and Enhanced Senses bitch
>>36904888>[ ] Try to actually get into the classroom.We might learn something.
>>36904888>>[ ] Try to actually get into the classroom.We gots ta learn us some thangs
>>36904828but sperging over anon misunderstandings was a breath of fresh air
>>36904869I want it, I just don't know if I want it right now when we could use shit like Wings 3 or Subdermal 3
>>36904869I wouldn't go that far, but Kinesics is pretty high on my list. Combined with Muscle Memory (and the ability to hear heart beats) it would allow JJ unparalleled ability when it comes to reading other people--and what with him realizing his feelings for Laura, being able to understand people better would be pretty handy. Well, that and to mitigate his general tendency to spaghetti all over the place.Both in and out of combat scenarios, "almost mind-reading" is pretty stellar.
>>36904888Well, this can not go horribly wrong.All we need to do is get within scent range of the guy really.
>>36904888>>[ ] Stand nearby.On the ceiling. We haven't climbed anything in a while. I miss being beaten up by our old nemesis. You know, gravity.
>>36904888>>[ ] Try to actually get into the classroom.Knowledge, niggahs!
>>36904921>>36904925>>36904926>>36904932>>36904935>>36904940>>36904955>>36904980>>36905005>Sidling Check? Or something?>DC14>+4 mod
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>36905132
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>36905132
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36905132
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>36905132
>>36905146god damn it anon
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>36905132Rolling
>>36905146Suddenly a crack bitch appears in the classroom!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36905132
>>36905146If only we had Agility 5.
>>36905146This is an invisibility check? Maybe?
This ever happen to you, Johnathan James Green?Never again! If the voices in your head agree to upgrade adhesive touch to level 2 for the low low low price of 1 X point in two easy payements or 1 even simpler payment of 2 x points>>36905146haha, karma point.
>>36905202Actually if we had phasing we'd have just walked through the door invisible. No fuss.
>>36905146I am going to enjoy writing this shit.
>>36905236we have a karma point man
>>36905230Think of all the big hits we'd never take if we were intangible.Who am I kidding we'd crack bitch and get stuck in the floor.
>>36905257...FINE.Karma Point Y/N?
>>36905285Y. we can not afford to become the laughing stock of the school. the prom is tomorrow!
>>36905285Merry Christmas, Crusty.N
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36905285NI want to see the crack bitch at his finest
>>36905236Inb4 JJ faceplants, accidently triggering eyebeams, leveling a whole classroom.
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>36905285NOnly way they will ever learn
Looks like N.Writan.
I hope the teacher is underpaid enough to not bother noticing the not student pulling a jerry lewis
I hope Gwen can cover for our incompetency. I'm gonna feel like shit if we fuck up and screw up something we intentionally got ourselves into.
>>36905494We're going to be grilled for being late over this instructors subjects. We'll then proceed to look like an idiot in front of everyone because we don't know the basic shit an elementary school student should.
>>36905515>we don't know the basic shit an elementary school student shouldPretty sure JJ finished elementary.
>>36905515implying public school teachers give a shit
>>36905515unless they ask about advanced genetics and biology, thanks to our bested bud jJoseph lending us his knowledge
>>36905565Well yeah Joseph has always been there for us right? Not like we have any other family that'll look out for us.
Five minutes later you have a god-damn fucking nosebleed. How did this shit happen? You can bounce of walls. You’re invisible. You got into the school fine, you weaved through the mess of kids just fine, but when you try to bolt your way into Gwen’s classroom, what happens? You get a door slammed in your face. You groan. You think your nose is broken. You’re flickering, too, the pain interfering with your ability to stay entirely out of sight. Little drops of blood follow behind you as you make your way to a nearby janitor’s closet and, looking both ways for any potential witnesses, shove yourself inside. It’s dark and cold and moist, and the walls are kinda thick – everything outside is a little muted. Something wet and floppy falls across your head. You think it’s a mop head. Fuck.Well, it could be worse. You know what you’re listening for, and which direction you’re listening in, and you didn’t get spotted. So it could be a lot worse. …Is it just you, or does it smell like someone jerked off in her recently?>Sensory Check>DC15 +4 mod
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36905589
>>36905567Too late man. Maybe if you and I didn't miss it, we could have tied it.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36905589
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>36905589Rolling
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36905589
Rolled 11 (1d20)EWW GROSS
>>36905589How would that have even been possible with echolocation?
>>36905620>Congratulations! You noticed the jizz.
>>36905589at least we can't crackbitch this one due to lvl 5 senses. Not to mention we can use heatvision to get a target on Harry through the wall once names are called.
>>36905620woot! Jizz finder JJ!
>>36905638Also Danger Sense, but not all the kings horses and all the kings men can put crackbitch together again.
>>36905589Shouldn't lvl 5 invis protect from crackbitch during stealth rolls?
>>36905690Yeah, but we've already been told that certain things would prevent us from fucking up so badly. Echolocation, danger sense, agility and contortion seem like they would all fit the bill.
>>36905701That was Agility test.
>>36905589>holy shit JJ is a goddamned crackbitch
>>36905638>>36905690>>36905701Echo, dangersense, lvl 5 invis and lvl 4 agilityCrackbitch technically shouldn't be an issue really, but whatever. It's christmas and our lord is allowed to be drunk.
Guys, I get this odd feeling we're stuck in a dream world or something.
>>36905741Still, kinda bullshit if this wasn't just a moment for humor with no consequences.
JJ's nose seems to be getting a battering of late.
>>36905749Just you wait:>"Subject of todays Biology lecture will be various medical conditions: “Adrenoleukodystrophy-p17adrenomyeloneuropathydemyelinating-metachromaticlysomalautosomal-leukodystrophy-centralnervousystem-cerebrotendineousxanthomatosis”–
>>36905749When JJ suddenly realizes he's in school and not wearing any pants, then I'll agree with you.
>>36905815...we should check if JJ is wearing pants atm
>>36905749hopefully Laura is involved
>>36905849Last time she was in JJ's dream, she ate JJ out. Literally.
>>36905900She got together with our family and had a nice meal of us. They ate us.
>>36905900Fever dream sequence, JJ ended up on a table as the main meal for all the freinds and family.
>>36905915I think I blocked that out.. I'll have to go back and re-read that.
Hey Crusty, in the original description of Gaby it says she has large, floppy ears. Are they elfin ears like JJ or more animalistic? Does she have slit pupils like JJ or are they more human? And her hair is pretty short right?
>>36905620>18>success!You close your eyes, and don’t think about the possibility that you’re stepping in someone’s creamy leavings.The hallway materializes beside you, a picture wrought from tapping feet and slamming lockers and laughs and a thousand other tiny details. Your world expands, flowing out from you, seeming to grow almost as an extension of you, and you focus on the classroom nearby. You get jostling, and hooting, and feet shuffling over floorboards. Hazy, ghostlike figures move through the gloom, and around them the classroom forms. The shapes sit down at their desks, one after the other, and the teacher begins to list off names. “Jerry Abrams, Mike Polanski, Flash Thompson…” You don’t bother even taking in the replies. These aren’t the names you’re listening for. “…Drew Gardner, Katherine Pryde, Helen Bigby, Harry Osborn”– There! There it is! The reply comes in the form of a low, quailing “Here.” You lock on to that voice, and to its source. That’s your guy. It’s a while till class is over. ‘Harry’ is mostly silent. The teacher asks him to read a bit from Macbeth, which he does so with a nervous tone, but he generally seems to stay out the way of any kind of attention. A man after your own heart, then. Eventually, the bell rings and the class begins to filter out. >[ ] Just tail Harry. >[ ] Try to get close enough to get a good read on his heartbeat, his sweat, etc. >[ ] Check his body temperature.>[ ] Write in.
>>36905941I think its just after the orphanage affair. Or it might be just after we met kim in church. One of the two.
>>36905998>[ ] Just tail Harry.
>>36905955More animalistic. Slit. Medium short hair.
>>36905998>>[ ] Try to get close enough to get a good read on his heartbeat, his sweat, etc.
>>36905998>Get in close and whisper sweet nothings to him
>>36905998>Try to get close enough to get a good read on his heartbeat, his sweat, etc. >[ ] Check his body temperature.
>>36906001>>36905941It was after we got shot by Mrs. Soames.
>>36905998>[ ] Just tail Harry. we can do part no.2 when we are not surrounded by a crowd of sweaty hormonal teenagers.
>>36905998>>[ ] Just tail Harry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlepmN3o1E0This is now the opening theme of Crackbitch quest. Because we a piano crackbitch
>>36905998>>[ ] Try to get close enough to get a good read on his heartbeat, his sweat, etc. >>[ ] Check his body temperature.Maybe we can guess what he's on
>>36905998>>[ ] Just tail Harry. >>[ ] Try to get close enough to get a good read on his heartbeat, his sweat, etc. >>[ ] Check his body temperature.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36905998>[ ] Try to get close enough to get a good read on his heartbeat, his sweat, etc. >[ ] Check his body temperature.
>>36905998>[ ] Just tail Harry.>[ ] Check his body temperature
>>36906087Sing me a song, piano crack bitch, sing me a song tonight
>>36905998>>[ ] Check his body temperature.
>>36906027>>36906040>>36906063>>36906095>>36906106>>36906114>Stealth/Senses Check>DC15>+4 mod
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36906159
>>36906025Thanks. Dunno if I'll have the pic done before the end of this thread or not. Definitely next thread though.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36906159
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36906159
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36906159
>>36906191Hail Wrenloft, Satans messenger.
>>36903660>>36906161Are you on crack!?
>>36906161did you make an actual sacrifice to the dice gods Wrenloft?
>>36906161you're like russian roulettevictory or deathno middle ground
>>36906353No, but I am done with Finals week.
>>36906368Congratulations!I've been done for 10 days or so.
>>36906161Never change, Wren.
>>36906161>Nat 20>like, whoaYou focus on the blurry outline that is Harry as it makes its way out into the corridor, emerging from your hiding spot as quietly and carefully as you possibly can. The blood crusted around your nose is dried up now, and you’re having no problems hiding, so its child’s play to stay on his heels as he makes his way down the hall. He’s a scrawny, nervous kid with his hair swept back and a bit of a jutting nose. Not ugly or anything, just awkward. You can see why he might turn to drugs to fit in. Speaking of, you take a deep breath, drawing in his scent. …Interesting. He’s… he’s totally clean. No palpitations, no weird scents wrapped up in his sweat, no excessive hormones, nothing. He’s not on drugs, and he hasn’t been on drugs for at least three weeks. Huh. You guess Peter was wrong. >[ ] Keep tailing him.>[ ] Depart, you’re not needed here.>[ ] Write in.
>>36906428>>[ ] Keep tailing him.
>Keep tailing him.
>>36906428>[ ] Keep tailing him.
>>36906428>[ ] Keep tailing him.Obviously Peter knows something JJ doesn't
>>36906428>Keep tailing him.>text Peter that he's clean
>>36906428>[ ] Keep tailing him.maybe he shoots up after school
>>36906428>[ ] Keep tailing him.Sometimes people don't do drugs for a long while then get really fucking into them for a night or so.This might be the case. Plus, something fun might happen.
>>36906428>[ ] Keep tailing him.Not on drugs is not on drugs, but something must be going on if his friend is worried.
>>36906389He is our greatest ally, or our crack bitch
>>36906468Yeah.Peter wouldn't just lie to JJ like that.
>>36906577>Pete just thought JJ and Harry would make a cute couple and is trying to fix us upThat sneaky Pete!
>>36906577To be fair->>36906595Ok im going with this theory now. All else is moot.
>>36906595>That sneaky Pete!If I had a fist shaking gif or picture, I'd use it>>36906595It'd be weird if they do end up fucking and JJ turns out to be bisexual.
...I just realised, we wandered off again without saying where we were going. Remember Laura's reaction last time we did this?
>>36906667Wasn't she there when he asked us
>>36906667We have a phone, we good. Besides, we'll be back before 4 or so, not that long.
>>36906667Laura was there when we got the job from pete
>>36906683>>36906695Well yeah, but did we verbalize that we would be leaving first thing in the morning? I can't remember if we did. It's probably nothing but you never know with Laura.>>36906690Good point. We good.
>[X] Keep tailing him.You think you’ll stay on his shadow a while longer, just in case. There had to be a reason Peter was worried. You end up squatting outside of another classroom, dosing quietly as the teacher drones on about cell division and stuff. Oh, hey, he got that last bit wrong. Someone should call him on that. Not you, of course. When the class finally ends, you follow him a short way down the hall before some cute redhead stops him near the stairs. Apparently, the school nurse wants to see him. Christ, this is boring. This is maximum boring. You follow him on his way, sidling in after him as he enters the infirmary. Everything’s bright and white and squeaky clean. You swallow, and sniff the air cautiously. These places always weirded you out a bit.“Uh, Miss Dibden? You wanted to see me?” His voice really is super nasally. The nurse, a slim, snappish-looking woman on the cusp of her forties, swivels about on her seat, getting up. “That’s right.” She strides over to the cabinet to one side of the room, retrieving a long, thin needle and a small vial of unmarked liquid. “I just looked over my records, and you’re missing a flu jab. You might have to come in a few times, actually.” “Oh… uh…” He scratches the back of his neck, watching the needle with no small amount of trepidation. “Are you sure?” She nods, and motions toward one of the beds. You sniff the air.That’s not a flu jab she’s got there.>[ ] Intervene somehow [write in]>[ ] Watch.>[ ] Write in.
>>36906845>[ ] Watch.I can't think of a way that intervening would end well, so just watch and see.
>>36906845>[ ] Watch.>[ ] Write in.try to sense the liquid maybe?
>>36906845>>[ ] Watch.
>>36906845>[ ] Eye beam the nurse into oblivion.Your welcome Harold.
>>36906845>>[ ] Intervene somehow [write in]Taserhand them both. Then warn Peter that the staff are in on it.
>>36906845>[ ] Intervene somehow [write in]Is our nose still fucked up?stumble in and demand treatment
>>36906936Shit, I meant You're* of course.
>>36906845>Intervene somehowtaser both then nick the vial
>>36906845>>[ ] Intervene somehow [write in]knock on the inside of the door. After no one answers she should go and check, move to inspect the syringe.
>>36906951This, we can't just let Harry get jabbed with hobby juice or whatever the fuck it is.
>>36906845Take the syringe. This seems pretty sketchy.
>>36906951Seconded. This is good.
>>36906845>>[ ] Intervene somehow [write in]Use that crack bitch strength to fuck up one of the legs of the bed as Harry sits. Then whisper for get out full spoopy mode
>>36906845Shit, I dunno what would be best here.Also, Gaby sketch. Have no clue how to give her ears that look right though.
>>36906845>[ ] Watch.
>>36906951Good man. Backing this. If nothing else, we should still have dried blood under our nose.
>>36906951I don't recommend this. She's gonna notice we are not pure human stock. I'm up for intervening though.
>>36906845Supporting This:>>36906979if it doesn't work:nick the vial
>>36907084We have the hoodie and shades on.Bitch won't see shit.>>36907097Yeah, stealthily steal the vial too, when they're distracted.
Okay, people seem to want to intervene, but have different ideas about how, so:>[ ] Stumble in, demand treatment.>[ ] Apply Taserhands, take the syringe.>[ ] Knock on the door, swipe the syringe while she's distracted.>>36907031This is super coon, Anon. You're cool.
>>36907084Does not really matter, so long as we play witness long enough for harry to bug out via afraid of needles.
>>36907123>>[ ] Knock on the door, swipe the syringe while she's distracted.
>[ ] Knock on the door, swipe the syringe while she's distracted.
>>36907123>[ ] Knock on the door, swipe the syringe while she's distracted.
>>36907123>[ ] Stumble in, demand treatment.when she fucks off for nose bleed supplies ETC. , yoink the syringe and fade out
>>36907123>[ ] Knock on the door, swipe the syringe while she's distracted.Hobo angel time.
>>36907123>[X] Knock on the door, swipe the syringe while she's distracted."[KNOCK KNOCK]""Who is it?""Justin""Justin who?""JUSTIN TIME BITCH"Then lit her up like a chrismas tree
>>36907123>Knock on the door, swipe the syringe while she's distracted.
>>36906845can we optic force blast while invisible? the tiny centimeter one. break that shit if we can
>>36907133>>36907141>>36907143>>36907150>>36907159>>36907164>>36907177>>36907190>Stealth Check>DC14>+5 mod
What if she never puts the syringe down?
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>36907209Rolling
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36907209
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>36907209
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36907209
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36907209
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36907209karma point
>>36907214What if we stab her in the fucking back?
>People actually suggesting pretending to be a student with a nosebleed.Are you insane? What planet do you guys live on that a school nurse would let a kid keep their hoodie and skeevy sunglasses on while being examined?
>>36907226huh, 3 20s in one night. Too bad it didn't make it.
>>36907209>>36907217Do the boosted attributes help?Courage, Agility or Persuasion?
>>36907225well you did say you like to right failures crusty, a Christmas gift to you.
>>36907217>>36907222>>36907224look at what you did
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36907226
>>36907281The others shouldn't have been so late.
>>36907247In all honesty, they'd just give him something to plug his nose and some aspirin as long as it's not broken.
>>36907276I'm hoping there will be a chance to try something else since we failed only by one point.
You know, the way we could have gotten out of this without rolling was if we knocked and said that somebody has cut himself in the bathroom.
I wonder if this will turn into the interesting case of a syringe magically disappearing into thin air, and if the blonde phantom agency would be called about it.
>>36907361No. That would have been a persuasion roll.>>36907371That really doesn't sound like something you'd call a detective agency for. Plus, I doubt they'd know about them.
>>36907371You know, it would be interesting if we had tried to stab the nurse with the syringe and see what happens.
So who would have a vested interest in drugging Harry with something? Dear 'ole dad?
So maybe this has been handled but.. where exactly the fuck are the X-men? I thought they looked after kids with powers. Instead we got a city full of them. I'm starting to think the Xavier institute was a rose colored rendition of what was actually going on.
>>36907433they can't get them all man
>>36907433Have you been reading the quest?The X-Men are more of a guerrilla army.
>>36907395The fuck it would have been. When somebody tells you there's been accident in a school, you go check regardless of how suspicious the guy is who tells it. Because if that person was telling the truth and you didn't react, you're out of job forever.
>>36907471She's most likely not the real nurse, so who cares about her job?
>>36907454JJ got all 150
>>36907433CHARLES XAVIER DOESNT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE!
>>36907507>he never found out about the Mew glitch
>>36907513>CHARLES XAVIER DOESNT CARE ABOUT GENETICALLY ALTERNATIVE PEOPLES!Fixed that for you, mang.
>>36907532I could see Shocker really liking Pokemon and then getting buttmad over the new generations.
>13>not quite You stand, mouth agape, as the nurse swabs one side of Harry’s arm down with an anesthetic. Is this bitch seriously going to drug a kid? Jesus Christ, why? Acting quickly, you shuffle back over to the door, rapping on its surface. Nurse Dibden looks up from her work, a nervous Harry eying the needle in her grasp, and studies the door for a moment. “Yes?” She says, eventually. “You can come in.” Urgh. You knock again, louder this time. Her eyes narrow. She puts down the needle, much to Harry’s relief. If she just gets over here you can swipe it and she’ll never even –She snaps her fingers in Harry’s face, and a burst of vibrant green residue blooms through the air, as if she’s shedding a thick layer of dust and pollen. Harry’s eyes swivel up in his head and he drops back like a stone, completely unconscious.She blinks slowly. Her tongue slips out, tasting at the air. “I know you’re there.” She says, her voice distorting subtly, as though clicked out by a set of mandibles. Oh, shit. ----------------------------------------------------------------->HMQ 96: END>Congratulations! X-Point!>Congratulations! You went to school!>Congratulations! Mystery serum!
>>36907532JJ is the mew.
>>36907513Or ugly people.Or people capable of independant thought.Or... well, he cares about a very narrow band of people.
>>36907588Ha, nice.Thanks for running crusty!
>>36907588Haha, time for things to go terribly wrong!Thanks for running Crusty.
>>36907599Typhon is Mewtwo
>>36907625Attractive? Super powerful? Easily influenced? Marketable?
>>36907588Thanks Crusty.Next thread when?
>>36907588thanks for runningphotosynthesis
>>36907433They're busy fighting a war.Much of the X-Men in this universe are basically sleeper cells that move around striking soft targets. Essentially, they're all X-Force.
>>36907674hey, Crusty, so how many XP do we have now?
>>36907588Thanks for running. X-point total?
>>36907654I want to do Tuesday.
>>36907588Thanks for running Crusty
>>36907588Wings 3?>>36907653That's the band. People who are all four.
Optical blast Level 3: At this level, JJ’s force beams can smash reinforced materials and cause significant damage to bones and deep tissue. The beam can be widened to a meter. If shot in standard or lower width, the beams may change direction at one point in their flight.
>>36907588OPTIC BLAST 3
I suggest BANKING
>>36907701Any other day, if not Tuesday?Also, bank.>>36907730>>36907653Would JJ join with the X-Men or will he tell them to go fuck themselves and start his own thing?If they come knocking, that is.Also, from what Crusty has said about them fighting a war by hitting soft targets, I say Joyce is with them.
>>36907733Voting for wings 3 or subderm 3.I get the feeling were going to need either of them.
>>36907754>Beams that can change direction.>With geo-vision.Yes. Yes, this a thousand times.
>>36907754>the beams may change direction at one point in their flight.DARKSEID IS
Adhesive Touch 2
>>36907588Good news, Parker. Your friends not WILLINGLY on drugs! Which leads us to the bad news...Voting for wings, because flying + hands.
>>36907767Nah Tuesday is pretty much the only option before Christmas.>Would JJ join with the X-Men or will he tell them to go fuck themselves and start his own thing?Your choice, really.
>>36907733supporting any of these:Photosynthetic Biology 3SUBDERMAL BIOWEAVE 3ENHANCED KINESICS
I kinda feel like banking is reasonable if Crusty's going to be running a lot over break. It's a lot more feasible to save up 5 points over the course of a week rather than more than a month. Basically if we're ever gonna get agility 5 now's the time to save up.
Voting for Electrostatic Touch 2.
>>36907846What about after?
>>36907846I vote fuck them.
>>36907860>Having to choose between Kinesics for mastery of reading body language, eye beams for raw power, or saving for Agility 5: AKA "Spider-Man's Booty".Decisions decisions...
>>36907767IIRC, it wasn't that long after Joyce turned them down that a small army attacked the Green residence.So I suspect JJ'll be understandably suspicious if they show up bearing a recruitment pitch.Isn't Joyce doing the whole Punisher gig right now?
>>36907910All sound good to me.
>>36907754might need another offensive power real fast...
>>36907929>Isn't Joyce doing the whole Punisher gig right now?Yeah, but she might have friends.I really can't tell if she's with X-Men or Brotherhood, since them hitting anti-mutant people is a goal for both, but killing is something that they might both do in this universe.
>>36907929Whatever she's doing she's not giving two shits about JJ.I mad.
With wings 3 we can take people flying with us. It's not the one I want most, but it is the most practical.
>>36907959It's an all around good idea.
>>36907952She thinks he's dead or long gone, dummy.How do you find one boy in the whole fucking US of A?
Also, if it's between subdermal and kinesics, I'd go for kinesics. Being able to read a combatant is going to be more useful long-term.
>>36907984by reading the newspapers
>>36907984Can't help it. Mad. Worse I have a feeling if they meet again she'll be coming to kick his ass and have a moment of realization after she breaks his arms or something.
We can buy hand eyes right nowjust saying
>>36908028He's not that famous.Read Crusty's ask.fm, cause I did ask a question about how famous JJ is.>>36908033JJ could beat her. Also, he can heal.
>>36908037No. JJ is creepy enough. Also that sounds like a horrible weakness. You bunch a guy and then scream in pain because you just poked yourselef in the eye.
>>36908028IIRC JJ didn't have any powers when they were still together.
>>36907984>Joyce: Threw little brother to saftey before tanking a missle >MUST BE DEAD!>JJ: Watched his sister get hit by a missle.>Nope, ain't dead, nope. Nothing could kill my sisterNigga, Joyce a shit
>>36908057JJ would know her on sight and freeze up. She'd then destroy him and his poor little lizard brain would have a horrible time catching up to what was happening to him.>>36908076Right?
If we get kinesics, would we be at Batgirl level?
>>36907952I thought she was searching for him?
>>36908092>would we be at Batgirl level?No.JJ can still walk.
>>36908028because mutant hero is a dead on description to JJ as Joyce remembers him, a flatscan kid
Okay so, you guys know the rules. No quoting, no greentext, nothing but the number.Post, >1 for WINGED FLIGHT>2 for OPTIC BEEAAAM>3 for SUBDERMAL BIOWEAVE>4 for PHOTOSYNTHETIC BIOLOGY>5 for ENHANCED KINESICS>6 to BANK
Rolled 20 (1d20)6
>>36908212that's not going to count, man.
>>36908212That shit don't count homie
>>36908111Cassandra Cain Batgirl. The 'dodge bullets before you pull the trigger' level.
>>36908122Are people banking for Spider Butt?
>>36908212another vote for phasing
>>36908265I know. Just making a joke.>>36908277JJ is Super Twerk.
>>36908277I'm banking because the option I actually want doesn't stand a chance.
>agility bros long term plan gonna get us fucked up predator nurse in the short termoptics 3 is better atmstfu about spidey asswe won't get that till after christmas, but we're gonna get an ass whupping just before
>>36908312Silly nurse!It won't be as bouncy.
>>36908312Tazer 2 would be better for incapacitating someone. Just saying.
Bank takes it in a landslide, 2-2-3-2-6-13-11>>36908156>>369082562>>36908155>>369081853>>36908142>>36908219>>369082624>>36908188>>369082475>>36908143>>36908170>>36908200>>36908215>>36908216>>369082526>>36908134>>36908138>>36908149>>36908153>>36908159>>36908176>>36908223>>36908232>>36908266>>36908293>>36908294>>36908296>>36908301Phasing>>36908212
>>36908312>implying they don't get hijacked by the secrets of the druids >4 pointslvl 1 and 2 for Animal Affinity1 point for Green fingercalling it here and now
>>36908277I know I am.
>>36908312Hell yeah.She's gonna whup that fine ass.Gonna whup it so hard she'll-Wait, I'm getting distracted.
>>36908367>Bank takes it in a landslideGood...Good...
>>36908312It's not just spidey ass. It's overall agility. Godlike level dodging. Defensive lizard is a living lizard.
>>36908312>People bank for spider-butt today in the hopes of saving for Agility 5.>Next thread people vote to buy something else despite only needing one more thread to max out JJ's most important attribute.Screencap this post, it's going to happen. Genetic Mimicry 1 + Photosynthetic Biology 3.
Wow, the Bank is on a roll.>>36907952>>36907984>>36908076I'm actually writing a short story about Joyce looking for JJ.
>>36908437Will we see her in game soon?
>>36908437>I'm actually writing a short story about Joyce looking for JJ.Fuck yeah.Write it around Christmas, and then put it up on Pastebin as a gift. Tweet the link, and let the gift of tears and feels flow over you.
>>36908438And Merry Christmas!
>>36908377If it happens, I'd vote for it.
>>36908437just don't have Predator nurse kill JJ too hard.just in one big piece good enough for an open casket funeral
>>36908420You wish, chump.
>>36908448No. She'll give up at the end and walk away from the McDonalds we found Laura at.
>>36908448Why would he give that away?
>>36908420genetic mimicry never
>>36908420Fuck no, spider booty all the way
>>36908487>McDonaldsI'm not sure if that's bait or not.
>>36908490Yea, fuck Genetic Mimicry. GAMMA PRIDE WORLDWIDE
If this bitch is made from the goblin serum or Lee/Kirby forbid, a Jack/Goblin Serum combo then she is waaay stronger than JJ.
>>36908529But also potentially unstable.So maybe there'll be a JJ & Spider-Man team up soon.
>>36908529time to call Pete and tell him his friend is in trouble and to get help
>Next thread JJ's gonna dislocate all the Nurse's joints.
>>36908548my body is ready
>>36908558Wow. It's okay man. Let's just sit down and talk this out over some bigmacs.
>>36908576>Next thread the Nurse is gonna punch all of JJ's blood.ftfy
>>36908576You mean grind them to dust?
>>36908564But Pete is an ordinary guy, we can't drag him into something like this.
>>36908631We know he is batman.
>>36908576I am so psyched for JJ to mimic the ass-whooping Laura handed him.But we all know the dice gods won't let us be that cool.
>>36908631we know he's got super strength and awesome reflexes at leastplus he helped us in combat while we were getting abducted the Kimura and Typhon
>>36908654Do these look like the eyes of mercy?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36908654Well let's test it.
>>36908564Hey, notice I didn't say he should help? I said he should GET help
>>36908548>So maybe there'll be a JJ & Spider-Man team up soon.But if we do that, then Jameson won't like us any more.The JJ duo will be disbanded.Why would you want that?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36908654segundo roll
>>36908631We think he's a mutant with super strength, and we know he helped us by helping Laura
>>36908712>But if we do that, then Jameson won't like us any more.Then Bugle-sempai should step up or shut up.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36908654Third and final.
>>36908693>>36908713>>36908690Let Wren sort them out
>>36908732put your trip back on wren
>>36908712I don't give a fuck, it's going to happen eventually
>>36908746not me, I'm done rolling tonight.
>>36908746Sorry dude I don't namefag in this quest.
>>36908757>>36908765it was a joke>NoFunyeah, this place can get like that sometimes Catchpa
>>36908794That Magneto is an imposter. His mustache isn't nearly curly enough.